- Venom (aka Close Encounters of the Turd Kind)
- In the intro:
- The Narrator on the film's attempts at a Darker and Edgier tone:Narrator: Get ready for a gnarly, sick, tight movie you'll love... as long as you're the kind of person who says "Gnarly!", "Sick!", and "Tight!", as the genre runs out of Silver Age heroes to adapt, and enters the extreme 90s era of leather jackets and attitude.
- When the Narrator describes Eddie Brock:Narrator: Witness Tom Hardy doing just the most with the role of Eddie Brock, as he plays the investigative reporter like a crackhead squirrel. [shows Eddie doing weird noises to Dora Skirth] You'll be captivated by his... New York accent?
Eddie: I have spent a significant amount of time with one of these creatures [voice breaks] up my ass!
Narrator: ...His ever-changing man-bracelets, and so many weird little noises, [as Tom Hardy's roles in The Dark Knight Rises, Mad Max: Fury Road and Dunkirk are shown, all of which feature him with some sort of mask] you'll wonder if they've been covering his mouth for a reason.
[cue montage of Eddie doing weird noises]
- The Narrator describing the Venom symbiote makes him ask some questions:Narrator: Watch everything change when [Eddie]'s infected by an evil splooge from outer space who goes by Venom, a member of a parasitic race that's gonna conquer Earth, unless humanity can somehow get its hands on a halfway decent sound system.. [shows the symbiotes getting affected by high-pitched sounds] Together, they'll chomp their way through good and bad guys alike, prompting audiences everywhere to wonder: Does Eddie Brock know what human flesh tastes like? Is he technically a cannibal? When Venom bites off a head, does Eddie have to crap out the skull? [shows an article reading "Tom Hardy says all of his favorite parts of Venom got cut out of the movie"] Were these Tom's favorite parts that got cut out?
- The Narrator on the villain camp:Narrator: Enjoy a film of charming action, then stop enjoying it while they bore you to death with science talk. [shows scenes of exposition] Lots and lots of science talk. [shows more scenes of exposition] Directing the boredom is the not-so-secretly evil Carlton Drake, a man who wants to destroy humanity in order to save it, a play shared by this film's villain, Infinity War's, Mission: Impossible Fallout's, and The Predator's, and that's just in 2018! [shows the villains from Kingsman: The Secret Service, The Fate of the Furious, and Watchmen] Thrill as Drake assumes his final form: Raisin' Venom. Then try to cheer on the hero as the action concludes with two syrupy blotches wrestling each other like a Winamp visualizer with teeth.
Voiceover: It really whips the llama's ass!
- The Narrator also reveals that he's quite invested in the movie, in a unusual way.Narrator: But Venom's not just an action movie, it's also a love story, as Eddie is torn between his love of Michelle Williams's terrible wig, and a special guy inside of him who's ready to make the leap from "I" to "We". And not, it's not weird that I ship Symbrock! The movie made a quarter billion in China, and this is how they advertised it! [shows cutesy drawings of Venom in promotional posters] Look, ever since Tumblr... changed,note this is all I got left! Let me have this one! [shows She-Venom making out with Eddie] Oooh, Epic Voice-y like-y!
- In the "Starring" sections:
- The Narrator finds five different times in which the marquee of the Rialto Theater appears in one scene.
- The other credits: Sad Max (Eddie Brock), Inky and the Veins (Venom), Dan from Veep and Dan from Venom (Dr. Dan Lewis),* Man-Taster by the Sea (She-Venom), Felon Musk (Carlton Drake), Everyone Goops (all the symbionte infectees), and I'M THE LEPRECHAUN! (Cletus Kasady/Carnage).
- In The Stinger, of course the Narrator references that one line from the trailers:Venom: Rolling down the street, like a turd... in the wind.
Narrator: If your turds are thing or light enough to roll in the wind, please call your gastroenterologist.
- Unbreakable (aka Man of Feels)note
- After the dozens of times they lampshade the Thousand-Yard Stare, along with reusing the same dramatic music for this joke, they drop all pretence and the Honest Credits start with "Stare-ing" instead of "Starring".
- The "Stare-ing" montage ends with one of the best song parodies ever made, saved for Elijah Price / Mr. Glass:♫ In west Philadelphia born and raised,
Near the playground was how he spent most of his days
Healing up's taxing 'cause fate is so cruel
Too sick to shoot b-ball outside of his school
Then an unbreakable guy who was up to some good
Started saving children in the neighbourhood
He derailed one little train and the guy got scared and said
"I'm sending you to an asylum for some psychological care". ♫
- Halloween (2018) (aka Halloween, Too)
- The Narrator notes the odd choice of people behind the film:
- The Narrator is not quite clear on how to call the film.
- The Narrator notes that not much has changed on the world of Halloween, except for one thing:
- The Narrator describes Laurie Strode in this incarnation:Narrator: [Laurie Strode's] stll haunted by that night 40 years ago, so she became Sarah Connor: A hardcore survivalist convinced a final showdown is coming, with an estranged child she trained to fight, but while some families bond over brunch and spa days, Laurie will bring her clan together the old-fashioned way: By turning the tables on their relentless stalker, in a finale that will be wondering: Okay, she had 40 to design a trap house, and this is the best she could do? A shotgun and a roomful of mannequins? And— Wait a second... Oh no! Why are they anatomically correct? This really is the team that made Your Highness.
[the censored clip of the infamous full frontal nude minotaur from Your Highness shows up again]
- Of course they couldn't pass on referencing that one ad Jamie Lee Curtis did.Narrator: Audiences won't need Activia to crap their pants[...]
- The Narrator's description of Michael Myers in this film:Narrator: Michael Myers is back. You can run, you can hide, but... actually, you could. He's not much of a mover. Now say goodbye to the slasher you thought you knew, because Michael is 40 years older, and he's matured into more of a shover.
[shows some of Michael's kills in this film, which consist of him smashing his victims onto a hard surface]
Narrator: Hey, I get it man, you're in your sixties and you got to conserve that energy.
- But what really irks the Narrator? The podcasters.Narrator: Get ready to meet the real monsters in town: True. Crime. Podcasters. Watch these twits open the film by recording what would have been a terrible series, complete with tons of background noise, [shows them doing recording while driving and inside a sanitarium, while an alarm blares] not calling ahead to secure their biggest interview, [shows them trying to convince Laurie into doing an interview] pointing their mics at the subject's back from 20 yards away, in the wind, [shows them doing just that while talking to Michael] and recording their podcast on the 40 year anniversary of the murders, instead of releasing it then. Come on! Hello? Anybody ever heard of SEO? Argh, just awful. The true crime podcast about the murder of the true crime podcasters, though? Now that's a season of Serial.
- In the Starring section, the Narrator manages to come up with a Hurricane of Puns with regards of the two podcasters.Narrator: Marc Scare-on and Scare-a Koenig. Or, um, You Must Dismember This, How Did This Get Slayed? How about Two Dope Screams? This American Knife? Okay, okay, one more: Wait, Wait, Don't Kill Me!
- Then there's the rest of the Starring section: Clint Eastwoman (Laurie Strode), OK Michael, Say Goodbye to These! (Karen Nelson), You're Next, Sassy Magazine's Sassiest Sassy Boy, Obligatory Horror Movie Stoner,note Dr. New-miss (Dr. Sartain), Stab On My Haters (Michael Myers), and This Line, For Some Reason (the line "I got peanut butter on my penis")
- In The Stinger, the Narrator is still confused about the film's placement in the franchise's timeline.
- The Predator (aka Audience vs. Predator)
- In the intro, the Narrator doesn't waste time to give his opinion on the movie.
- ...nor does he waste time explaining what it has wrong.Narrator: Did you love the razor-focused intensity of the first and only good one? Well, too bad! Because this is a film about a team of outcasts being hunted by an alien, and a Predator rebelling against his own people to save the Earth, and and autistic boy's unlikely gifts, and one soldier's quest to clear his name, and a biologist unraveling the mystery of Predator-human evolution. All. At the same. Time.
- ...nor does he miss out the writing style of one of the people behind it.Narrator: In this sloppy mess barely held together by dialogue written by Shane Black...'s character in Predator I.
Hawkins: You know, I like a little p[bleep!]ssy!
Baxley: Eat your p[bleep!]ssy!
Hawkins: Jeez, she had a big p[bleep!]ssy!
Nettles: ...And he called me p[bleep!]ssy and nobody calls me p[bleep!]ssy.
- The Narrator describes the Loonies as "outcast soldiers stripped of their ranks... and all but one character trait." The fact that he calls them either by their actors' names or the names of other more famous characters they played instead of the characters they play in this movie just seals the deal.Narrator: There's Thomas Jane playing a man with Movie Tourette's.
Baxley: Gah— gah— [bleep!]
Narrator: Keegan, stop doing "your momma" jokes.
Coyle: How do you circumcise a homeless man? Kick your mom in the chin.
Coyle: If your mom's vagina were a video game, it'll be rated "E" for "Everyone"!
Narrator: The guy from Moonlight mumbling through a cigarrette.
[shows Nebraska mumbling through a cigarrette]
Narrator: Theon Greyjoy, in search of a reason to be in the movie, and the bad guy from Logan, in a star turn as a generic soldier with a very elastic butthole.
[shows Quinn swallowing the ball-shaped device that contains the Predators' Chameleon Camouflage technology, and later appearing with it on his hand]
Narrator: They'll team up with Olivia Munn, a biologist whose combat training comes out of nowhere, because apparently her intro scene had a real predator in it, [shows a news article about how a scene had to be cut from the film because it featured a registered sex offender] and they'll all fight the evil Sterling K. Brown, who's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of— [shows a scene of Traeger chewing gum] He's all out of [shows another scene of Traeger chewing gum] He's a— [shows yet another scene of Traeger chewing gum] Okay, I guess he's just here to chew bubblegum and die.
- The Narrator states that the Predator "must face its most dangerous opponent since Dutch": "Expansion. Of the Lore. For Franchise. Purposes.", said while explanations the film gives to several of the Predator's elements are shown.Narrator: Hey, guys? "Alien hunts badasses" is all we need. Three-word pitch, done.
- Starring: G.I. Schmoe (Quinn McKenna), Chewie (Will Traeger), Young Sheldon (Rory McKenna), X-Wing@Aliciousness (Missouri Western State University) (Coyle),note Dr. Tough Lady Girl, PhD. (Casey Bracket), You vs. the Predator She Told You Not to Worry About (the Predator vs. the Ultimate Predator), Stupor Shredder (the Predator-Killer), Durotan (the Fugitive Predator), This Is Dumb (a kid with a Predator mask) and That Thing Where Dogs Look Like Their Owner (the Predator Hounds).
- In The Stinger:
- Bird Box (aka It's Some Birds in a Box)
- At the beginning:
- The Narrator notes that the film is divided in two timelines: The film's present, which is "a tense survival tale set in the post-Apocalypse", and five years before the events of the film, which is "a cross between The Happening and the first act of every zombie movie, and you better believe that's where you'll spend most of the runtime."Tom: [to Malorie, while they're sitting in a house] We were stationed at this village in order to patrol the streets, make sure everybody was safe...
Narrator: Aw, why couldn't Netflix put the Bandersnatch tech in this one? [two buttons appear on the lower part of the screen, reading "Sit In House" and "Danger River Adventure", and a mouse arrow appears and clicks repeatedly on the latter] Come on, go back to the river! Why isn't this working!?
- Noting the underwhelming monsters in the movie, the Narrator points out their original design would have been so much better. He shows it and compares it to his own greatest fear: The dancing old man from the Six Flags commercials. You can clearly hear the sounds of him sobbing and stabbing himself after watching the commercial.
- The Narrator describing the movie as "the second most-talked about suicide forest video of 2018", while showing a screenshot of a news article about Logan Paul's infamous "suicide forest" video.
- Noting the large amount of memes it spawned, and the dangerous "Bird Box Challenge", which Netflix told viewers to stop doing.Narrator: Because as we all know, they hate it when someone blind does something exceptional!
[shows clip of Daredevil followed by a news article about its cancellation]
Narrator: Womp womp.
- Starring: Always Mind the Bullocks (Malorie), Thank God Protein Powder Survived the Apocalypse (Tom, while showing a shot that showcases his Heroic Build), Cyrus the Jerkass (Douglas), Get In (Charlie), ♫ Welcome to my house / Help me keeps these ghouls out / I don't wanna look now / But our food's gonna ru-u-un out... ♫ (Greg), Pete Davidson (Felix), Little Miss Shush Hide (Girl), Atreus (Boy, while showing a montage of Malorie and Kratos saying "Boy") and The Last Level of Oregon Trail (the river scene).
- Happy Death Day (aka Loop Her)
- The Narrator gets stuck in the movie's "Groundhog Day" Loop. He eventually gets out of it after complimenting the movie, and when he realizes it (after being able to get to the Starring section), does a Big "YES!".
- The Narrator joking that "the heroic, non-rapist" Carter clears the world's lowest bar to become Tree's boyfriend by not taking advantage of her went she was drunk.
- Starring: Make Like a Tree and Beef (clip of Tree farting), Nice Guys Finish Past (Carter), Regina George (Danielle), Brett Kavanaugh (a guy with a beer in hand walking in on Tree getting killed and doing nothing about it), Cupcake Wars (the birthday cupcake), and Tommy Pickles (the killer).
- How to Train Your Dragon and How to Train Your Dragon 2 (aka How to Prevent the Submission of Your Dragon to the Will of a Homicidal Apex Predatornote )
- In the intro:Narrator: It's time one again for the Oscars, who after pissing everyone off by sugesting a new Popular Film category, pissing everyone off by hiring and/or firing Kevin Hart, and pissing everyone off by cutting then uncutting important awards from the show, will now be pissing everyone off by awarding Best Picture to one of the following eight nominees.
- Bohemian Rhapsody (aka Freddie, Queen of Rock)Narrator: From director Br— errr, from a director, comes the combination of wigs, teeth, and Mike Myers in-jokes you didn't know Freddie Mercury deserved.
Ray Foster: Well, that's the kind of song teenagers can't crank up the volume in their car banging their heads to.
[shows the scene of Wayne's World of the main characters, Myers's included, doing just that]
Narrator: In this Lifetime movie that's one great Rami Malek performance from being the non-parody version of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
Freddie Mercury: I don't need anyone.
Dewey Cox: I don't need anybody!
Freddie: [to Roger Taylor singing "Galileo!"] Higher.
Dewey: [to his backing band] Higher! Again! Faster!
Reporter in Bohemian Rhapsody: Your parents, I just wanted to know wheter they were pround of you.
Reporter in Walk Hard: What do your parents think about your protest songs?
Freddie: The human condition requires a bit of anesthesia.
Narrator: [imitating Sam from Walk Hard] Freddie Mercury has gotta think about his whooole life before he gets on stage...
- Black Panther (aka Black Panther's Third Act Looked Like a PlayStation Cutscene, And Did It Really Pick Up Enough Nominations to Win? I Personally Like Infinity War Better and Furthermore...)Narrator: In a world where The Dark Knight, Logan, The Avengers, Deadpool, and Wonder Woman were overlooked for Best Picture, and fans have spent years scribing that no comic book movies ever get nominated for the highest award, one film will finally get the nod, leading rabid fans everywhere to say, [in a nasally dweeb voice] "I guess it was good, but was it that good?" Ugh. There is no pleasing you, is it there?
- The Favourite (aka Bohemi-Anne Rhapsody)Narrator: From Yorgos Lanthi— Yorgos Lens— From the director of The Lobster, comes the other Queen biopic nominated for Best Picture this year, that's also about a difficult, charistmatic figurehead, and the people who jockey for power around them, and features scenes of its eccentric, demanding main character surrounded by cute furry animals. I'm not gonna lie, if this movie ended with Queen Anne performing at Live Aid, it'd have my vote.
- Green Book (aka OOOH! I'm Drivin' Heah!!)Narrator: From the mind who brought you Jeff Daniels' chronic diarrhea, and Cameron Diaz with jizz in her hair, comes a film based on the personal stories of this guy, [shows Tony Lip] that were completely refuted by the living relatives of this guy, [shows Don Shirley] as the Civil Rights-era South is handled with as much subtlety as you'd expect from the guy who made Shallow Hal, featuring show-stopping turns from Mahershala Ali as Don Shirley, and Viggo Mortensen as one of the cartoon Italian chefs you see in a pizza box, with a powerful message that racism, and stay with me on this, is bad. Whoa.
- BlacKkKlansman (aka Juwanna Klan)Narrator: You've seen 25th Hour— You didn't? Okay. You've seen Malcolm X— No? Really? Yes, Denzel was great on that, you should check it out! You've seen Do the Right Thing— Oh come on! Stop rewatching Infinity War for like, a minute! Okay, let's start over. You've heard of Spike Lee. Yes, the guy at the Knicks games. Now strap in for a terrifying portrait of white supremacy in The '70s that's just as relevant today, which earned Spike Lee his first Best Director nomination, and really puts a damper on reruns of That '70s Show.
David Duke (played by Topher Grace): God bless white America.
Narrator: Someone should really make this David Duke guy watch Green Book!
- Vice (aka Dick)Narrator: From Adam McKay, who is a lock for an Oscar nomination... [shows a scene of Will Ferrell from Step Brothers] ...lately, comes the latest startling physical transformation from Christian Bale, who's been skinny, fat, and bat, in a Dick Cheney biopic that's one part drama, one part comedy, and 18 parts make-up, with a powerful message that unchecked authority, abuse of power, and shady tactics, and stay with me on this, is bad.
- A Star Is Born (aka Bad Romance)Narrator: From first-time director Bradley Cooper, comes a film that comes along once in a generation... literally, like, once in every generation since 1937 [shows the posters of the 1937, 1954, 1976, and 2018 versions] featuring New York-born, immensely talented, world-famous pop star Lady Gaga, in the role of a lifetime as California-born, immensely talented, world-famous pop star Ally, and featuring that one Lady Gaga duet you can't get out of your head no matter how hard you try. [shows Lady Gaga's duet... with R. Kelly, "Do What U Want"] No no no! The other one! We all agreed to get that one out of our head!Explanation
- Roma (aka Tidying Up with Yalitza Aparicio)Narrator: From Netflix, the company who want to earn its big-boy pants, comes a film that got Academy voters to wonder what it would be like if their housekeepers were actual people, in this intimate, sweeping, emotional portrait of 1970s Mexico, pulled straight from its director's brain, and stunningly realized through dazzling acting and cinematography... that you skipped because it's so much easier to just rewatch The Office again.
- In The Stinger:
- A Star Is Born (2018) (aka The Born Starpremacy)
- In the intro, the Narrator makes it clear that he's really tired of the idea of this being the fourth version of the same story.
- The Narrator's description of Jackson Maine:Narrator: Meet Jackson Maine, a musician who looks like he smells like Rocket Raccoon, who's so whiskey-soaked, he can go toe-to-toe with Sam Elliott in a growl-off. [shows a scene of Jackson and Bobby speaking in drawl to each other] Watch him combine the thrill of being a rock star, with the frustration of hanging out with your grandpa who refuses to put his hearing aids in, [shows scenes of Jackson asking charactes to repeat what they say] but he still got the looks of Bradley Cooper, plus the talent of a Bradley Cooper musical side project(?), and its depiction of an aging alcoholic cowboy musician who attaches himself to a hot new talent is the best one since Jeff Bridges did the exact same thing in Crazy Heart... which is basically the story of A Star Is Born [shows similar scenes from A Star Is Born and Crazy Heart] It's like a ripoff of a ripoff, that's also a remake of a remake of a remake.
Bobby: It's the same story, told over and over.
Narrator: Nailed it!
- The Narrator's description of Ally:Narrator: Everything will change when [Jackson] meets Ally, a woman who's tragically burdened with a job that expects her to be on time.
Ally's Boss: You're late again.
Ally: I'm what?!
Ally's Boss: I said you're late!
Narrator: A slightly larger nose than... your average pop star, I guess? And the Dice Man for a dad.
Andrew "Dice" Clay: There was an old lady, lived in a shoe, she had so many kids her uterus fell out.
Narrator: OH! But when her voice breaks through Jackson's beer goggles, it'll kick off a romance full of fighting, screwing, and an unsettling amount of face-touching, [shows a montage of Jackson and Ally touching each other's faces] as Ally goes viral as a country rock songwriter, then lets her manager turns her into JLo crossed with Leelo from The Fifth Element for some reason, then Jackson lets the same manager talk him into killing himself for some reason. Man, has a music manager ever been a good guy in any movie? [shows the music managers from A Star Is Born, Bohemian Rhapsody, Josie and the Pussycats, Almost Famous, Straight Outta Compton, This is Spın̈al Tap, Wayne's World and Wayne's World 2] Can't trust them.
- The song parodies return for "Shallow", this time much to the Narrator's chagrin due to the song's Ear Worm-ness.Narrator: [after talking about the destructive nature of Jackson and Ally's relationship] ...in a story that really drives home the destructive power... of having the same two songs from the soundtrack stuck in your head for months. ["Shallow" begins to play] Oh no, don't do the music! No! It's almost gone! Stop!
- The parody of Bradley Cooper's part in the song:Maybe it's time
To let the remakes die
Maybe it's time
To let the remakes die
Four remakes is a lot to take
Hell this made my grandma cry
Maybe it's time
To let the remakes die
- And then there's their parody of Lady Gaga's part in the song, which begins with the Lady Gaga impersonator (Ruby Lewis) doing "Lady Gaga noises" which at one point becomes word-for-word (well, scat-for-scat) lifted from the intro of Gaga's "Bad Romance":Forget my meat dress
I'm a real actress
Give me my Oscar now
Props to Sam Elliott
But I deserve it
Your mustache vs. my eyebrows
This ain't like the
damn Queen bio
We both came in and
sang out own vocals
Eat it, Yalitza Aparicio
Now give us our Oscars
- The parody of Bradley Cooper's part in the song:
- Starring: ♪ All We Hear Is Lady-o Gaga ♪ (Ally), Rockin' Raccoon (Jackson Maine), Hickory Dickory Dad! OH! (Ally's father), WHHHHAT?! Are You Doing In This Movie? (Noodles, played by Dave Chappelle), Hangin' with Mr. Cooper (Jackson's suicide scene), Hey. I Just Wanted to Make Another Meme of You (the "Hey. I just wanted to take another look at you" scene), and Sam Elliott Saying the F-Word (a montage of just that).
- In The Stinger:Narrator: [as Bobby is shown crying while driving a pick-up truck backwards] Name another actor that can cry and drive a truck backwards. We'll wait.
- Robin Hood (2018) (aka Robin Hood: Man, It Bites)
- After pointing out the movie was a huge bomb, he comments that it probably stopped the other six Robin Hood reboots, but then sees the article says seven and reads off some the plans, including Margot Robbie in a solo Maid Marian movie, Robin Hood and the Prince of Aragon, and Robin Hood 2058, which the Narrator admits he wants to see.
- Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (aka Her Dark Material)
- Starring: Emperor Pale-Patine (Grindelwald), Sheldon Cooper (Newt Scamander), Hey! Im Gawkin Here! (Jacob Kowalski), Get Out Of My Head, Queenie! (Queenie Goldstein), Black Hooole Sun (Credence), American Auror Story (Tina Goldstein), A High Schooler Is Gonna Behead This Lady Someday! Fun! (Nagini), Jude Law As Jude Law (Dumbledore), The Greater Good (Grindelwalds army and their slogan), and Attempting To Remember The Names Of All These New Characters: Leslie Lesadfaces? (Leta LeStrange), Eva Braunakadvara and Rigly Sweatbrow? (Vinda Roiser and Abernathy), Lt. Dale Badmage? (Grimmson), and Frenchy McMysteryman? (Yusuf Kama).
- Aquaman (aka The Waterboy)Narrator: They've depressed you, [as Man of Steel is shown] they've inspired you, [as Wonder Woman is shown] and they've Leto'd you. [as Suicide Squad is shown]
The Joker: HUNKA HUNKA!
Narrator: Now, Warner Bros. and DC are back, to just completely overwhelm you.
[shows the film's climatic battle scene]
Narrator: What. Is. Happening?!
- Naturally, the first thing the trailer does is bring up Aquaman's tainted reputation from Superfriends.Narrator: Remember Aquaman? The nerd that talks to fish?
Superfriends!Aquaman: [to Wonder Woman] My ability to talk to fish is of no help, Wonder Woman!
Narrator: Well, he's gone from zero to hunky hero. Watch as the pure charisma of Jason Momoa supercharges the character, transforming him into a sexy undersea Superman who's super fast, super strong [shows him lifting a submarine] ...a lot of the time, [shows him restrained by chains] and mostly invulnerable? [shows Black Manta being unable to stab him once, then being able to do so later] Okay, so his powers are kind of inconsistent, but so what? Everyone knows that this Aquaman's real powers is... the smolder.
[shows a montage of Aquaman giving steely looks]
Aquaman: Permission to come aboard.
Narrator: Permission granted, sailor. Uh, I mean, is it hot in here? Whew!
- When the Narrator muses about the origin story of the drumming octopus, they splice in some scenes from Whiplash to make it look like J. K. Simmons was responsible for coaching it.
- Starring: Jock Cousteau (Aquaman), Mer Lady (Mera), Marine Goblin (Vulko), Erik Fishmonger (Orm), Atlanta (Queen Atlanna), Jango Wett (Thomas Curry), If He Drowns, He Drowns (King Nereus), War Merchine (Black Manta), Craaaaab People, Craaaaab People (The Brine), Sea Mennote (Atlantean Soldiers), Kaijulie Andrews (Karathen), Patrick Wilson Yelling (montage of Patrick Wilson as Orm, well, yelling), and Explosive Interruptions (montage of certain moments being interrupted by explosions)note .
- Naturally, the first thing the trailer does is bring up Aquaman's tainted reputation from Superfriends.
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (aka Bug Hero Six)
- The beginning, where the Epic Voice Guy summarises Sony Pictures' Spider-Man films.Narrator: For years Sony has tried to launch a Spider-Verse to call its own. Some have been good, some have been bad, some have been Venom, and some never even started swinging.
[News articles for a solo "Aunt May" movie, "Silver and Black" and "Sinister Six" are shown]
Narrator: Now, theyre back with an all-new strategy. Saying "f*ck it" and doing all the spider stuff at once.
- Epic Voice Guy can't think of anything negative to say about the film, and ends up deciding to mess with buttons in the recording booth to pad until the end. It ends up summoning alternate versions of him (much like the alternate versions of Spider-Man in the movie): Epic Geeky Girl (played by Felicia Day), and then the Epic Dungeon Master (Matthew Mercer), the Epic Telenovela Woman (Vanessa Gritton), and Australian Voice Guy (Mr. Sunday Movies).
- When the voices describe Miles' backstory (being bitten by a radioactive spider, torn apart by the death of his uncle, and love for Gwen Stacy), they ask how he's all new. Australian Voice Guy simply responds that he "likes Post Malone?". The voices all agree that works.
- Epic Voice Guy appropriately calls the film a "bone-breaking superhero story" while the scene where Kingpin crushes Spidey to death plays.
- When they summarize the Spider-Men, the Epic Telenovela Woman summarises Noir Spidey as "Nicolas Cage playing himself".
- All of the voices are so excited to find out what a theoretical Spiderverse sequel has to offer. Epic Telenovela Woman's wish is basically a recap of the Clone Saga, something even Epic Geeky Girl has to say "no" to.
- Starring: Well I Would Watch 500 Miles (Miles Morales), Peter Piner Plucked a Pack of Peter Parkers (Peter Parker), Depression Sweats, Depression Sweats, They're as Sad as Things Can Get (Peter B. Parker), Blonde Recluse (Gwen Stacy), Boss Baby 2099 (Kingpin), Squiddy Woman (Dr. Olivia Octavius/Doctor Octopus), John Ham (Spider-Ham), My Hero Arachnademia (Peni Parker), Cage Against the Machine (Spider-Man Noir), Aunt Hayyyyy (Aunt May), and Purpleshala Ali (Uncle Aaron/The Prowler).
- The beginning, where the Epic Voice Guy summarises Sony Pictures' Spider-Man films.
- Glass (2019) (aka Pass)
- M. Night Shyamalan's fluctuating career doesn't go unnoticed.Narrator: From the director whose films make you say, "Ooh, what's happening?" [while showing scenes of Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, and Split] or "Uh, what's happening?" [while showing scenes of The Village, The Last Airbender, Lady in the Water, and After Earth] or just "What was The Happening?"...
Nursery owner: You like hot dogs, right?
[Elliot just shrugs]
Narrator: ...comes his new film that will make you say "Well, that happened.".
- Dr. Staple's belief that Elijah, Kevin and David don't have superpowers is considered plausible by the Narrator.[Kevin as "The Beast", galloping on all fours]
Narrator: That's parkour.
[David bends a steel bar slotted into a shipping container]
Narrator: That's PCP.
[Kevin tips over a car with his bare hands]
Narrator: That's also PCP.
[Kevin climbs around the asylum walls]
Narrator: Mmm... PCP.
[David ends up throwing a YouTuber, who films public punches, into a wall]
Narrator: That's a lot of PCP.
- The Narrator pokes holes at Elijah's real plan to release security camera footage of David's and Kevin's fight to the public. Namely, he claims that even if they trend, everyone would think that it's part of a "viral campaign for Muscle Milk". Cue advertising for that product appearing over David charging into a steel door, knocking off its hinges.
- The Narrator wishes for a big cameo during the scene where the Clover society, dressed as policemen, end up drowning David in a flooded pothole.Narrator: This looks like a job for Aquaman— [shows David's lifeless body floating in the pothole] Oh, he's dead.''
- To rub salt into the wound, David is credited in the "Starring" section as Dead-In-a-Pool.
- The Narrator discovers something more shocking than any of the revelations in the movie.[Joseph writes a new entry in his list of insults heard by criminals David faced]
Joseph: "Salt Bae your ass".
David: What is that anyway?
Joseph: It's an Internet guy. He's a butcher, he salts his meat in an elaborate way.
Narrator: Oh man, I didn't realise this takes place in the same universe as Salt Bae! What a twist!
- M. Night Shyamalan's fluctuating career doesn't go unnoticed.
- Howard the Duck (aka Duck Failsnote )
- The trailer points out how one can easily tell this is Marvel's first attempt at a feature length movie, since it contains several clichés found in the MCU. These include their first sky beam, their first forgettable alien villain, and their first alcoholic, womanizing hero.
- The Epic Voice Guy complains about the constant Duck puns, after which he immediately starts doing some puns of his own, and hates it.
- Starring: Snarkwing Duck (Howard), Madonn-ugh (Beverly), Neil Dumbass Tyson (Phil), Ferris Bueller Ducks Off (A split screen showing three of the cast having been in both movies), Duckie Rubber, You're the One (Beverly pulling out Howard's condom) and Whoever Wrote This Screenplay.
- Pokémon: The First Movie (aka Pokémon: The First Movie You Saw When You Were Eight)
- Starring: Ash, Cash or Rapidash, No One Rides for Free (Ash Ketchum), I Like Jorts! They're Tiny And Difficult to Wear! (Misty), Brock Hard (Brock), Meow-colm X (Mewtwo), Garfield and Friends (Meowth along with Jessie and James), And Jordan Peele's Us (the scene where Pikachu is repeatedly slapped in the face by his clone).
- The Mummy (1999) (aka 1001 Arabian Whites)
- At one point when discussing how the film is actually quite violent while at the same time showing no blood, the Narrator threatens to let a hypothetical kid who is frightened by it with making him watch The Scorpion King instead.
- Starring: Dune Patrol (Rick), God of Lore (Evelyn), Courage the Cowardly Dude (Beni), Darth Plagueis The Dry (Imhotep), Kort Russell (Mr. Henderson), After Effects "Sand" Texture (Imhotep's sandstorm), A shadow with the face of Stannis Baratheon (Anck-su-Namun's soul), and Khakis (the characters wearing khakis).
- Speed (aka Mr. Whoa's Wild Ride)
- Starring: John Quick (Jack Traven), Dennis the Menace (Howard Payne), Bird Bus (Annie Porter), Sometimes I Doubt Your Commitment to Sparkle Motion (a passenger),note Buses Move Pretty Fast. If You Stop and Look Around Once in a While, You'll Explode (another passenger),note 90's Gizmos, 90's Dancing?, and Whatever Joke Lets Us Play the Dumb and Dumber Diarrhea Clip (plays said clip).
- Braveheart (aka White Clansman)
- Starring: Kiltmonger (William Wallace), King Bad Guy (King Edward the Longshanks), There's Something About Murron (Murron), Have Fun Storming The Castle (Robert the Elder), Prince Adam (Prince Edward), Le Padme (Isabella), Tormund Mediumsbane (Hamish Campbell), When the Drugs Hit (Robert the Bruce), I Used to Be an Adventurer Like You, Until I Took an Arrow to the Chest and an Axe to the Hand and Another Axe to the Gut (Campbell the Elder), and Game of Thrones? (Scenes that are shot rather identical between Game of Thrones and Braveheart)
- Men in Black (aka Guardians of the Galaxy)
- In the intro:
- The narrator realizes that there's some Fridge Horror in the premise:Narrator: Suit up for three sci-fi comedies set in an alternate reality where the United States accepts refugees, and join the Men in Black (♪ Galaxy defenders ♪) They're agents who operate with no accountability...
Agent J: What branch of the government do we report to?
Agent K: We're none.
Agent J: I asked too many questions.
Narrator: ...delete people's memories, keep everyone under surveillance, operate secret prisons, and beat the aliens they police within an inch of their lives.
Agent K: I'm gonna count to three. Three. [blasts Jeebs's head]
Narrator: So, it's a screwball comedy about the deep state? Only in The '90s.
- When recapping the premise of the films, he notices that the plot of them is... familiar.Narrator: The first film, where K shows J the ropes, while being hunted by a villain who can kill people instantly, unless you're the heroes, as they search for an all-powerful device that was right under their nose all along; the second one, where J shows K the ropes, while being hunted by a villain who can kill people instantly, unless you're the heroes, as they search for an all-powerful device that was right under their nose all along; and the third one, where J goes back in time to show K the ropes, while being hunted by a villain who can kill people instantly, unless you're the heroes, as they search for an all-powerful device that was... yadda yadda yadda. Are we sure we want more sequels to this thing?
Agent K: I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.
- The narrator ends his description of the tie-ins to the movies with "smash rap singles from the star over the credits" ("Men in Black"), "followed by a moderate hit rap single for the sequel" ("Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head)"), "followed by a generic Pitbull song." ("Back in Time")Narrator: Huh. Diminishing returns like that kind of sums up the whole franchise.
- Starring: Willuminati Confirmed (Agent J), No Country for Old Spacemen (Agent K), Snakes in a Dame (Sarleena), Thinos (Young Agent K), Jackass 2 (Scrad and his second head Charlie), What He Chew in the Shadows (Boris the Animal), Zed's Dead Baby...Zed's Dead (Zed shown dead in Men in Black 3), Puglife (Frank the Pug), Papa Roach (Edgar the Bug), and Goo (montage of aliens excreting fluids).
- In The Stinger:Narrator: [after Agent J's father is killed in Men in Black 3] Oh man, he killed your dad! If only you had some kind of time machine... in your pocket. You have a time machine in your pocket.
- Con Air (aka Planes, Chains, and A Guy from Mobile)
- In the intro:
- The "put the bunny back in the box" scene is described as "the world's most high-stakes unboxing video."
- During the narrator's description of Cameron Poe, he mentions he has "a daughter he won't shut up about."Cameron Poe: [reading his daughter's letter] "I'm going to see my daddy for the first time ever."
Poe: It's my daughter's birthday.
Narrator: We get it.
Poe: It's my daughter's birthday today.
Narrator: Gotta go back...
Poe: My daughter's picture! Where did you put my daughter's picture?
Poe: I'm afraid my daughter won't understand...
Narrator: Et cetera.
Guard: What is this s[bleep!]t?
Poe: It's my daughter.
Narrator: I didn't know you had a daughter!
- The narrator describes Poe's action scenes being accompained by an electric guitar wail as "his sheer awesomeness will conjure sweet-ass guilar licks out of thin air."Narrator: Man, I want to be all like whooo-whooo-oooh-oooh! when I walk into a room! Someday, Epic Voice Guy, someday.
- Much to his chagrin, the narrator finds out that the movie is stealing his job by doing Info Dumps about villains, which bring him bad memories of another info dump-heavy movie.
- Starring: I Know Why the Cage Bird Sings (Cameron Poe), Save Anything (Vince Larkin), Being Con Malkovich (Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom), I'm Squished, Biatch! (Joe "Pinball" Parker), There's All Kind of Diabetes... Type One, Type Two... (Mike "Baby-O" O'Dell), Please Retun Your Trejo to Its Upright and Locked Position (Johnny "Johnny 23" Baca), Mission: Impossible Rogue Aviation (Nathan "Diamond Dog" Jones), Sully (Earl "Swamp Thing" Williams), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (a car swinging from the plane), and Emmy Award Stealer for Outstanding Short Form Variety Series Steve Buscemi.Explanation Narrator: [quietly, while grinding teeth in anger] Stupid kind and generous American hero taking our award...
- In The Stinger:Cyrus: I hope he likes sand.
Narrator: No one likes sand, Cyrus. It's coarse, rough, and it gets everywhere.
- Captain Marvel (aka Brie Kree Phone Home)
- Goose the Cat being described as the dog from The Thing... IN CAT FORM!
- The movie's quality is described as disappointing when taken as the meat between the Infinity War and Endgame sandwitch, solid when compared to all the other superhero origin movies in the MCU, and "Citizen F*ckin' Kane when compared to any female-lead superhero movie not named Wonder Woman".
- Starring: The Captainous Miss Marvel (Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel), Nick Furry (Nick Fury holding Goose), Skrull and Clones (Talos), Law in Orbit: S-Kree-U (Yon-Rogg), Blue Man Troop (Kree soldiers), the Garfield your aunt still has stuck on her car windshield (Goose pressed against a window), Maria Rambowlcut (Maria Rambeau), Skynet Bening (Supreme Intelligence) Ecrof Ria Eht Nioj (Monica wearing a USAF shirt), Who? (Korath the Pursuer), Paid DLC (Carol's Kree uniform changing colors), and the screenwriter of What Lies Beneath (Agent Phil Coulson).
- The Marvel Cinematic Universe (aka The NeverEnding Story)
- The opening viewer requests has a single request for each movie in order of release.
- Pointing out the real villain of the series - Dads.
- After spending a large part of the video mocking the hell out of the MCU, they ultimately commend it for being one of the few thriving franchises in "a dying industry,"note and add that it has added some new industries:Narrator: ...Launching a whole new industry of Marvel movie news, theory and analysis, (shows thumbnails for MCU speculation and analysis videos) channels that just complain about Marvel movies, (shows thumbnails for various videos complaining about the MCU) and even comedy webseries that would've died a long time ago if Marvel movies weren't so popular! (awkwardly coughs)
- Twice, the trailer accidentally shows footage from a non-MCU movie (Zootopia and Pixels respectively), which still would fit perfectly in an MCU movie. In both cases, the narrator hastily corrects himself.
- Starring: Science Geniuses (montage of the "smart characters" talking in Technobabble), Jumping Out of Airplanes (montage of character jumping out of airplanes), "People of Color" (characters with non-traditional skin color), Leg Scissors (montage of characters - mostly Black Widow - attacking others by wrapping their legs around them), Trains? (montage of trains including Thomas & Friends in Ant-Man), Audisnote (grid of Audi product placement), Dual Wielding (montage of characters dual wielding weapons), Dick Measuring (montage of characters comparing their "stuff"), You get an Iron Man suit, and you get an Iron Man Suit, and you... (showing Rhodey, Bruce, and Pepper with Iron Man suits), Weird Non-Stan Lee Cameos (montage of cameos that aren't Stan Lee), Multi-Hit Combos (montage of the heroes attacking groups at once, complete with score multiplier), Are you sure you know how to fly this thing? (montage of characters asking that), and never forget that for all of Guardians 1, they're sitting in Star Lord's jizz.
- Wild Wild West (aka The Not Very Good, The Bad, and The Somehow Even Worse)
- Just the sheer number of times Narrator tries to boost the movie a bit with an Overly Narrow Superlative, only to come across another movie that not only fits that but does it better.
- The Narrator being offended that Jim West (a black man) constantly rags on Loveless, who wants to bring back slavery, for not having legs and nothing else.
- Starring: Aww Hee Haw!, Inspect Her Gadgets, Damsel out of Dis Dress, Shouldn't This Be a Spider-Man villain? (shows Loveless inside his mechanical spider), DJ Earhorn, When You Were Partying, I Studied the Blades, And, Will Smith Trying to Make a Line Funnier by Yelling It.
- Game of Thrones Season 6-8 (aka A Slog of Ice and Fire)
- After saying the title, instead of Epic Voice Guy humming the theme tune as was the case in the last two volumes, it's instead followed by the Price is Right losing horns.
- Noting how after running out of books to adapt, the last two seasons scrambled to tie everything up. Speculating that the showrunners were either bored, burnt out, or bitter that nobody liked their slavery idea.Explanation
- The Epic Voice Guy redoes the show's female nudity montage with some very censored but fanservicecy shots of numerous female characters. It all plays to epic soundtrack just like the last two Honest Trailers... until we get to the scenes revealing Melisandre's true form, Actor!Joffrey's wart-covered dingus, and the infamous Arya Stark sex scene, to which he protests in disgust, especially at the last one due to the actress's young age.Narrator: (shows Melisandre's true form) Gah! Nobody wants to see that! (show's Actor!Joffrey's dingus) Or that! (shows Arya Stark's sex scene) And definitely not that! We've known her since she was fourteen you sickos!
- SHAZAM! (aka It's Always Sparky in Philadelphia)
"Quit teasing us with the cameos already, and let Aquaman punch The Nun in the face!"
- The narrator theorizes that Mark Strong accepted the role of Dr. Sivanna to take revenge on DC for casting him as Sinestro in Green Lantern (2011).
- Towards the end, the narrator delivers a subtle Take That! towards Zack Snyder's Adaptational Angst Upgrade to Superman in Man of Steel.
- Starring: Yer a Wizard, Billy (Billy Batson/Shazam), The Movie Trying to Write The Starring Section for Us (Freddy coming up with superhero names)note , Chief of Staff (The Wizard)note , He Is a Villain. He Came to Steal an Eyeball from a Wizard. (Dr. Sivana), Burt Ward of the State (Freddy Freeman), Pre-Teen Titans Go! (The Shazam Family), An Uncomfortable Amount of R. Kelly References (Shazam saying he believes he can fly), Make a Live Action Gargoyles Movie, You Cowards! (The Seven Deadly Sins), Can We Be Done with Flossing Now? (Shazam flossing)note , and Through the Windowwwws, Through the Wall! (characters going through windows and walls)
- The narrator is convinced from Annabelle's cameos in this film and Aquaman that The Conjuring Universe is actually part of the DC Extended Universe.
- Batman Returns (aka The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas)
Narrator: After Tim Burton did Warners a solid by making Batman cool again, they're let him get his freak on in the sequel with all the Burtonicities you know and love, plus a dash of Frank Miller grit, a touch of Adam West silliness and two scoops of the Batman XXX Porn Parody!Penguin (to Catwoman): ...just the p*ssy I've been looking for.Selina (while dancing with Bruce): ...semi-hard, I'd say.Penguin (while looking at Jen tending to Josh): I'd like to fill her void... teach her my "French flipper" trick.Narrator: Hey creep! Children are watching this movie, about a violent billionaire who beats up poor people, and by "beats up", I mean kills. (a clip of Batman killing the Tattooed Strongman with dynamite plays) He'll be fine?
- The description of Batman Returns:
- Starring: The Bat-Chelor (Batman/Bruce Wayne), Cat Scratch Pfeiffer (Catwoman/Selina Kyle), Love, Batually (Bruce and Selina dancing), The Toxic Avenger (The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot), *Christopher Walken Noises* (Max Shreck), (in a Morgan Freeman voice) Funeral March of the Penguins (five penguins laying Penguin's lifeless body to rest), A Posse of Insane Clowns (The Red Triangle Circus Gang), Adopt, Dont Shop (Bruce Wayne with Miss Kitty), and Who Needs A Catwoman When Youve Got Yourself a Catty Man (Alfred Pennyworth making catty remarks)
- Alita: Battle Angel (aka Toy Story)
- Starring... Eye Robot (Alita), Doc! Hammer Time (Dyson Ido), He's Just a Skater Boi (Hugo), Pentium for a Dream (Chiren), Droid Rage (Zapan), Optimus Crime (Grewishka), Hidden Figure (Gerhad), Smithers! Release the Saws! (The sawblades on the cables to Zalem), The First Rule of Zalem is You Do Not Talk About Zalem (Nova)
- Avengers: Endgame (aka I Love You 2.8 Billion)
- The Narrator notes that while this may be the end of the MCU's current story arc, this is far from the end of the MCU.Narrator: After 21 MCU movies, prepare for the final conclusion of the Infinity Saga... and also part 2 of Infinity War, penultimate film of Phase 3, entering Phase 4, and back to a pilot for about three Disney+ shows. Whew! You remember when movies just, you know, ended? And then your imagination had to take over? Ugh! Sounds exhausting!
- The Narrator notices a bleaker tone on the film.Narrator: The most successful crowd-pleasing global film franchise is back. But since life on Earth sucks now, it's all about grief...
[shows Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow crying]
Tony Stark/Iron Man: I lost the kid.
Clint Barton/Hawkeye/Ronin: It was supposed to be me.
Rocket Raccoon: are you crying?
Narrator: ...and despair.
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Thanos should have killed all of us.
Narrator: Because today's escapist fantasy isn't becoming a superhero, it's going back to fix your mistakes, instead of scraping by in the waking nightmare of your own failure. [*Beat*] Can I do a time heist? On my life?
- The Narrator's description of the world post-Snap.Narrator: Five years have passed since half the population vanished. Or as introverts call it: winning the lottery. [showing shots of inhabited places] Ahhh... That looks nice. Baseball remains unpopular, [showing a shot of an empty baseball stadium empty] culture got frozen in 2017 [shows Korg playing Fortnite and Hulk saying "Dab!"] and an actor shortage has forced directors to cast themselves. [shows co-director Joe Russo appearing as one of the people in the counseling meeting]
- The time-travel plot is described as "the Avengers [banding] together to do what every big franchinse does when they write themselves into a corner", while showing the posters of X-Men: Days of Future Past, Star Trek (2009), and Men in Black 3.
- The Narrator assumes that Iron Man's Heroic Sacrifice, countering Thanos's "I am inevitable" with "And I am Iron Man", is because he'd "rather die to let someone else get the last word."
- The Narrator summarizes that after spending a decade in the present day, Captain America has learned to curse (saying "Son of a bitch" and "Oh, you've gotta be shitting me"), lie (him saying "Hail HYDRA" to the HYDRA moles in S.H.I.E.L.D.), and "look at guys' butts" (looking at his past self's ass and saying "That is America's ass.")
- Even that infamous fan theory about Ant-Man defeating Thanosnote gets referenced, with the Narrator saying that "thanks to the Internet's brain poisoning, [Ant-Man] is a letdown every time he's not inside Thanos's ass."
- The Narrator describes Past Thanos learning of future events from watching Present Nebula's memories by saying that he "steals his evil plans from Spaceballs," leading to a mix of the aforementioned scene with the scene from Spaceballs of Dark Helmet watching the movie itself.Past Thanos: ...reduced to atoms.
Past Banner: You used them two days ago!
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?!
Colonel Sandurz: Now.
Past Nebula: What you did to them?
Past Thanos: Nothing. Yet.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't!
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
- The Narrator ultimately does admit that the film was a satisfying conclusion to the story arc, but with a caveat.Narrator: So in a world where everyone hates Game of Thrones now, everyone's worried about Star Wars, and J. K. Rowling won't stop crapping on the floor of her legacy,note it's a minor miracle we got a satisfying conclusion to a global nerd franchise. Now just do it again. Forever. Or the entire film industry will collapse. No sympathy from us, Disney. You did this to yourself. [while showing a box of the Disney edition of Monopoly]
- Starring: Iron Deficient Man (an emaciated Tony Stark after having been stranded in space), One Punch Woman (Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel), Captain Clench (scenes of Captain America doing clenching facial expressions), Ant Hardly Wait (Scott Lang/Ant-Man), I Am Roots (Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow with her red hair with blonde tips), Bojacked Norseman (Thor), Jeremy Renner's One Big Line of Acting (Clint Barton/Hawkeye/Ronin shouting "Go grab your hammer, and you go fly and you talk to him!"), Go Donwnstars! Go Help! They Need You Right Now! (The Ancient One in the Battle of New York), We Need More Russos! Get Me More Russos! (Frigga), (Squee!) (Captain America saying "Avengers, Assemble!"), Hazy Ex Girlfriend (Past Gamora), Werther's Original Avenger (old Steve Rogers), and Rat-Man and Time Vannote (the rat that freed Scott Lang from the Quantum Realm in Lang's van)
- In The Stinger:Narrator: [while showing the scene of Clint Barton's wife calling him on his cellphone after being resurrected] Oh my God, her mobile plan is still active?! Clint! You gotta turn off auto-pay, man!
- The Narrator notes that while this may be the end of the MCU's current story arc, this is far from the end of the MCU.
- Masters of the Universe (aka Courtney Cox's Dead Parents (featuring Gwildor))
- Narrator: "Before Transformers (Bumblebee "lubricating" Simmons), before GI Joe (The Doctor putting on the mask to turn him fully into Cobra Commander), and before the inevitable Funko Pop mov—(zoom out to show that there's a headline that there's a Funko movie in development) and they're making it, relive the first terrible movie based on action figures that's also the kinkiest terrible movie based on action figures."
Skeletor: KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!
Narrator: "The safeword is 'Cringer.'"
- Starring: By the power of Numbskull (He-Man), Bonejaw is ready (Skeletor), So no-one told you He-Man's gonna come your way (Clap Clap Clap Clap) (Julie), He Kevin (Kevin), #Notmyorko (Gwildor), The Crystal Skull (The Sorceress), Evil...Lyn (Ohh, I get it) (Evil-Lyn), The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (Skeletor's army walking through suburbia with nobody reacting to it), Skeleter? (People saying SkeletER instead of SkeletOR), Eternia Newton John (Teela), Hobocop (Man-At-Arms), The authority figure from every 80's movie (Detective Lubic, as well as clips of James Tolkan in Top Gun and Back to the Future), and characters saying the name Gwildor.
- Godzilla: King of the Monsters (aka Let Them Fight Club)
- "All right, hold up. All of that stuff happens in THIS movie?! How is it still SO boring? "
- Starring: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Kaiju! (Dr. Mark Russell); Typical Kaijuish Mother (Dr. Emma Russell); Titan Teen Go! (Millie Bobby Brown as Madison Russell); An Old Man Filled with Regret Waiting to Die Alone (Dr. Ishirō Serizawa); Why Didn't She Just Seduce These Monsters? (Dr. Vivienne Graham); Hand of the King Ghidorah (Alan Jonah); Respect the Original and Put Her in a Tiny Seashell! (Zhang Ziyi as Dr. Ilene Chen and Dr. Ling); I'd Have Given Godzilla A Third Movie If I Could (Dr. Rick Stanton); Thicc Lizzy (Godzilla); Hail Hydra (King Ghidorah); Come My Lady, Come Come My Lady, You're My Butterfly, Mothra, Baby! (Mothra); Mexico Wild Wings (Rodan); Franchise Building [Dr. Russell: "How many of these these things are there?" Dr. Serizawa: "Seventeen."]; and The Bear From The Shining?! (a slightly-disturbing-in-hindsight family video) note
- It (1990) (aka Derry Stories to Tell in the Dark)
- The trailer opens like a TV promo showcasing the the comedic programs that would air before the movie.
- X-Men: Dark Phoenix (aka X-Men 4. X3, Take 2. The Last One)
- The trailer opens with the 20th Century Fox logo, to which the narrator states "From Disney..."
- The Narrator wastes no time telling everyone what he thinks of the movie.Narrator: Just like the human body, when a franchise dies, it craps itself.
- The Narrator calls the X-Men movies a franchise that has given us "the highest highs" (while showing Deadpool), "the lowest lows" (while showing X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and "the middle-est middles" (while showing The Wolverine).
- Starring: Lady Bird (Jean Grey/Phoenix), Charlie and the Child Soldier Factory (Charles Xavier/Professor X), Let's See Them Aliens (Vuk), ♫ Old Magneto Had a Farm ♫ (Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto), X-Men Origins: Frasier (Hank McCoy/Beast), Quoth the Raven: Please No More (Raven Darkholme/Mystique), Taserface (Cyclops), Gotta Go Fast (Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver), Jake Gyllenhaal (Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler), I'm Not Hair to Make Friends (Ariki) and the MCU stealing the X-Men? Oh, I Get It (Referring to the Mutant Containment Unit arresting the X-Men and Magneto's forces).
- Pokémon Detective Pikachu (aka Who Framed Ryan Reynolds)
- Starring: Justice for Smith! (Tim Goodman), Little. Yellow. Different. (Pikachu), April O'Neil (Lucy Stevens), Coward the Duck (Psyduck), Trogdoooooor! (Charizard), Sad Lieutenant: Port of Call Ryme City (Lt. Hide Yoshida), Honestly, This Cats Trailer Doesn't Look So Bad (Mewtwo), Gassed Monkey, That Junkie Monkey (the Aipoms going savage from "R" gas), *Krusty Laugh* (Mr. Mime), Joker Did It! ("R" being released from parade balloons), and...Narrator: When you need a British stage actor to class up disposable pop culture, you call Bill Nighy.Howard: NOOOOOOO.... (gets unplugged from mind-control headset) ...OOOOO! What have you done?!
- In The Stinger, the Narrator wonders how they'll get Ryan Reynolds back inside Pikachu for the sequel, then wonders if it will be the other way around.
- Starring: Justice for Smith! (Tim Goodman), Little. Yellow. Different. (Pikachu), April O'Neil (Lucy Stevens), Coward the Duck (Psyduck), Trogdoooooor! (Charizard), Sad Lieutenant: Port of Call Ryme City (Lt. Hide Yoshida), Honestly, This Cats Trailer Doesn't Look So Bad (Mewtwo), Gassed Monkey, That Junkie Monkey (the Aipoms going savage from "R" gas), *Krusty Laugh* (Mr. Mime), Joker Did It! ("R" being released from parade balloons), and...
- Batman: The Movie (aka Batman The Groovy)
- The trailer describes the Joker as "the first DC star to try and fail to cover up a mustache", drawing parallels to the bad CGI used in Justice League (2017) to cover Henry Cavill's mustache.
- Before the Starring section, the Narrator points out something absolutely surprising about this movie: there was never one scene that took itself seriously like other adaptations of Batman."NOOO! My edge, its fading. Need... angst... to... identify with..."
- Starring: The Masked Swinger (Batman), Captain Underpants (Robin), Girl-Field (Catwoman), Bird-Gess Meredith (The Penguin), Hail Cesar (The Joker), The Government may want to give you free money! (The Riddler), The Help (Alfred), (Irish Sounds) (Chief O'Hara), And Branding! (all of Batman's tools and vehicles with "Bat" in their name).
- Spider-Man: Far From Home (aka The Boy Who Was Friends With Iron Man)
- The narrator compares Sony Pictures and Disney fighting over Spider-Man to two divorced parents arguing where the kids get to spend Christmas. And wonders if Disney was even truly interested in a Spider-Man movie, considering how much of the plot resolves around Tony Stark's legacy.
- Starring: ♫ Let Me See That Tommmmm, That Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom ♫ (Peter Parker), Gyllenhall and Let God Sort 'Em Out (Mysterio), Zendaria (la la la la la) (MJ), Trick Fury (Nick Fury), 90-Day Tomei Fiancee (Aunt May), Uh Oh, Nobody Tell Aunt May About Happy and Black Widow (a scene from Chef!), Flash! Aww Awwww! (Flash Thompson), Make Him Hobgoblin You Cowards! (Ned Leeds), Only Begun, this Drone War has (the EDITH drones), And Every Non-MCU Filmmaker (Mysterio ranting how nobody cares about your great accomplishments if you're not a superhero).
- Total Recall (1990) (aka Mars Hard)
- Starring... Hank Azaria (Quaid with a towel around his head), Melina Wins. Flawless Victory (Melina using the holowatch to make two guards kill each other), Nut job (Lori kicking Quaid in the dick), We will deal with your rebel friends soon enough... (Cohagen), Richter and Morty (Richter and his henchman), Shredder! Get to the Technodrome! (George and Kuato), Douchey Mane (Benny). Mars? Fuggetaboutit! (Harry), Google Drive (Johnny Cab) and A Pair and a Spare (Mary the three-breasted hooker)
- The Shining (aka So I Married an Axe Murderer)
- The montage at the beginning of the video of how the iconic "Here's Johnny!" scene was parodied to death in other shows.
- After noting that in hindsight the film breaks all the rules of today's horror movies, the Narrator muses that if the film was made today, its trailer would feature a "weird, low-key version of 'Let It Snow'", followed by a piss-poor rendition of "Let It Snow", complete with a Jump Scare from the bathtub lady.
- Starring: Cut My Wife Into Pieces / This is a Ghost Resort (Jack), Sir, This is a Wendy (Wendy), My Little Tony: Friendship is Magic (Danny talking to his imaginary friend), Groundskeeper Chilly (Dick Halloran), Blood in an Elevator (the scene of blood flowing from the elevator), Hotel. Motel. Homicide Inn (The Overlook Hotel), The Grady Bunch / The Grady Bunch... (the twins), FurCon 1980 (the guy in the bear suit), and Don't Stay in the Bath Too Long or You'll Wrinkle Up! (the scene of the bathtub lady turning into an old lady).
- In The Stinger:Narrator: They changed so much from the book, they really should have just let Stephen King have complete control.
Stephen King: [in the trailer for Maximum Overdrive] If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
[shows a scene from Maximum Overdrive of a vending machine attacking people by shooting cans]
Narrator: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
- The Lion King (2019) (aka National Geographic Presents: Beyoncé's Lion King)
- In the intro:Narrator: Cinderella transformed a passive heroine into an active hero. Jungle Book crafted a narrative out of scattered source material. [while background music slows down] The other ones were movies. Now, Disney's next live-action rehash will update the original by doing the exact same thing, but somehow thirty minutes longer and drained of all of its charm.
- After the Narrator does some jokes about Beyoncé, he tries his best not to piss off the "Beyhive".Narrator: The important thing to remember is that these are observations about Beyonce combined with some light wordplay. They are not — I repeat, not — jokes at her expense. I value my family's safety and I'm saying this of my own free will. [the sound of bees in the background gets louder] Oh, jeez, they're here!
- The Narrator's description of Disney's modern filmmaking strategy:Narrator: Anyways, gather anyone born after 1994 for another spin on the Hollywood circle of life, where an original story is born, Disney "adapts" it, makes it into an animated classic, craps out some Direct to Video sequels, remakes it with a bunch of CGI for the next generation, watches butt-hurt critics decry the state of modern cinema, and laughs all the way to the bank to do it all again.
- Starring: Simb-Awwww (Young Simba), A Cat Going Through Puberty (Adult Simba), Lord of Roar (Mufasa), Destiny's Wild (Nala), 12 Years in Cave (Scar), Let's Go, Lions! Let's Go! (Timon), *Seth Rogen Laugh* (Pumbaa), Last Beak Tonight (Zazu), I'm Forrest, Forrest Dump (a dung beetle pushing a ball of shit), Well, I'll Be a Monkey and Also an Uncle (Rafiki), and Avoiding Rumors of Timon and Pumbaa Being a Gay Couple by Giving One of Them a Kid (a piglet that appears beside them in the finale).
- In the intro:
- Hobbs & Shaw (aka Brolo (A Car Wars Story))
- Just the fact that, following the Running Gag from previous Honest Trailers of renaming The Fast and the Furious films after Star Wars films, they renamed its spin-off after a Star Wars spin-off.
- This Call-Back to The Rock's pro wrestling career when the Narrator discusses how the film is similar to the Marvel Cinematic Universe films.Narrator: Although The Rock would know exactly what to do with Thanos's gauntlet.
The Rock: TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR—
[cut to next scene]
- Tangled (aka Disney's Tower of Terror)
- The narrator openly declares he considers the movie better than Frozen, and dares the haters to come and tell him otherwise.
- Starring: Golden Girl (Rapunzel), Hairy Plotter (Mother Gothel), Joey Tribbiani (Flynn Rider), Cartoon Cartoon Cartoon Cartoon Chameleon (Pascal), Knobs and Shaw (the Stabbington Brothers), and My Name is Maximus Horsidius, Steed to a Kidnapped Princess, Servant to the True King, and I Will Have My Vengeance, in This Life or the Next (Maximus).
- Jingle All the Way (aka Last Action Figure)
- Starring: The Goggles, They Do Nothing (Howard Langston wearing the Turbo Man outfit), Sin-Bad in this Movie (Myron Larabee), Hi, I'm Phil Hartman. You May Remember Me From Such Films As "Sgt Bilko," "Loaded Weapon 1" and "Amazon Women on the Moon." (Ted Maltin), The Fandom Menace (Jamie Langston), OK, Booster (Booster), Howard?!??! (montage of Howards wife Liz saying his name), Even Worse Santa (Mall Santa), and Modern Fandom (scene of several kids hurting Booster while shouting "We hate you!")
- The Stinger, which shows Howard flying around in the sky as Turbo Man through special effects that haven't aged well:Narrator: I'm so glad they didn't make Iron Man in the 90's.
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Movie) (aka PS2 Jedi Power Battles)
- Darth Later (Anakin)
- Poochie (Ahsoka)
- "A Good Movie? Now That's a Thing I Haven't Made in a Long Time." (Obi-Wan)
- Padmé Amideadeyes (Padmé)
- Mr. and Mrs. Sith (Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress)
- Battle Bots (Droids)
- Baby Slug, Doo Doo Doo Do Doo Doo (Rotta the Hutt)
- The trailer takes note of Baby Yoda...'s exact opposite, Stinky (real name Rotta the Hutt). "Oh, Stinky, you're a mistake no one will ever speak of again!"
Honest Game Trailers
- Anthem (aka Just Play Warframe)
- "In a world where every game is released as a broken pile of junk comes one of the greatest ever examples of 'Eh, we'll patch it later', so complete in its suckery that some consoles will take their own lives rather than play it."
- Apex Legends (aka Hoarders)
- Resident Evil 2 (Remake) (aka Remake My Dreams Come True)
- Starring... Rookie of the Year (Leon Kennedy), Red Head Redemption (Claire Redfield), So Wong but So Right (Ada Wong), Little Miss Patricide (Sherry Birkin), Hi Hungry, I'm Dad (William Birkin), Lori Loughlin (Sherri Birkin), Die-a-beetus (Chief Brian Irons), Kool-Aid Man (Mr. X bursting out of a wall with the Kool-Aid Man's "Oh Yeah!" sound)
- Devil May Cry 5 (aka Geriatrics May Cry)
- Dota Auto Chess, Teamfight Tactics, and Auto Chess (aka League of Ledgers)
- The narrator notes that the "auto chess" genre spawned pretty much the same way MOBAs did: by starting as a mod of a more popular game that eventually got split into three competing products (the officially-licensed Valve version, another version by the original creators without the recognizable characters, and the Follow the Leader version by Riot Games that somehow manages to become more popular than the other two).
- Apparently, the aforementioned process is the only way Valve or Riot knows how to make good video games anymore.
- The narrator believes that Auto Chess could only have been designed by or for accountants, as it compacts the mountainous learning curve of a MOBA into what is essentially an idle game, with all the excitement of filling out a spreadsheet...a spreadsheet that he actually admits kicks some ass.
- The stinger:Narrator: "Was anyone else disappointed when they heard about Auto Chess that it wasn't just a remake of Battle Chess? That's a f***ing chess game!"
- Judgment (aka Kamurocho Noire)
- Starring... J Rock Sherlock (Yagami), Punished Kiryu (Kaito) 2chan (Jester), Majima Light (Higashi), Animal Crossing (Genda), Shi#ttani (Shintani), Emo Maya Fey (Saori), Luke Triton (Hoshino), Lana Skye (Mayufu), Bald Edgeworth (Izumida), Face/Off (Hanamura while also showing his original pre-release face with the post-release one), The Raincoat Killer (The Mole), and Ass Catchem.
- Final Fantasy XIV (aka The Not-so-Final Fantasy XIV, aka Fantasy Star Online 14)
- The narrator describes it as combining the magical nonsense of Final Fantasy, the expanse of WoW and the community of Club Penguin.
- It was a game so despised at launch that they destroyed the entire world and started over again!
- Starring... First's Greatest Dad (Thancred), Child of Light (Ryne), Magic Kate and Ashley Olsen (Alphinaud and Alisaie), Y'Stol my heart (Y'Shtola), Yu-Gi-Oh! (Urianger), Sweetest Potato (Tataru), Don Corneo (Vauthry), Kill Bill (Ran'jit), Crystal Chronicles (Crystal Exarch), Handsome Jack (Emet-Selch), OC Do Not Steal (The Warrior of Light in the middle of doing the Manderville Dance)
- A clip of Absolute Virture is shown making the narrator say "You mean there's no 24-hour boss fights in this one? This game's for casuals."
- Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order (aka Disney Ultimate Franchise 3)
- Starring... Puke Skywalker (Star Lord), Trash Panda (Rocket Raccoon), Green John Cena (Drax), Scary Sue (Gamora), Vin DnDiesel (Groot), Right in the Arc Reactor (Iron Man), America's Ass (Captain America), Unjolly Green Giant (Hulk), The Dude (Thor), Largely Ignored (Falcon and Black Widow), Human Oakleys (Hawkeye), Anaphylactic Shock (Wasp), Very Big Cat Man (Black Panther), Chaos Tiara Magic (Scarlet Witch), Super Karen, Talker of the Managers (Captain Marvel), Stacy Armstrong (Ms. Marvel), Captain Canada (Wolverine), Didn't They Cancel This? (Crystal), Snakeman (Loki), The Inevitable Hulk (Thanos), Cosplay Patreon (Psylocke), Beyoncé of Weather (Storm), Marvel's Sonic (Nightcrawler), American Darling Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool), Magnetos, How Do They Work (Magneto), Leopardon (Spider-Man), Spost Malone (Miles Morales), Gwen Stephanie (Spider-Gwen), Leather Daddy Long Legs (Venom), Murdocks Red Hot (Daredevil), Raphael (Elektra), Harlem Globethrottle (Luke Cage), Kung Pow (Iron Fist), David Copperfield (Doctor Strange), Ashley and the Evil Dead (Elsa Bloodstone), and Nicolas Cage (Ghost Rider, along with a clip of him in the movie turning into the Rider)
- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (aka Mushroom Kingdom UFC)
HOLY SHIT, there's a lot of these!
- The Starring section rivals the Pokémon episodes in length.
- Starring: PG Ron Jeremy (Mario), Konkey Dong (Donkey Kong), Broke Legolas (Link), Big Baller (Samus), 'Roid Rage (Dark Samus), Rampage World Tour (Yoshi), A Very Goo Boy (Kirby), Furry Flight Simulator (Fox), Shock and Awww (Pikachu), Anxiety Brothers (Luigi), Stick a Yo Yo Up Yo Butt (Ness), Knee-Pain (Captain Falcon), Ambien (Jigglypuff), Parasol Punisher (Peach), Booty Brawler (Daisy), President of Nintendo America (Bowser), Fargo (Ice Climbers), Princess on the Streets, Freak in the Sheiks (Sheik), What if Link was a Boy? (Zelda), PHDeez Nuts (Dr. Mario), Pichoose Someone Else (Pichu), Goose (Falco), Generic Sword Boy 1 (Marth), Generic Sword Girl 1 (Lucina), Peter Pain (Young Link), Power Hour (Ganondorf), Giygas (Mewtwo), Generic Sword Boy 2 (Roy), Generic Sword Dad 2 (Chrom), Mr. Likes to Watch (Mr. Game & Watch), Dark Souls Kirby (Meta Knight), Loves an Eggplant (Pit), Hot Topic Not Even Once (Dark Pit), Chozo Zeta Jones (Zero Suit Samus), Garlic God (Wario), Just Like One of My Japanese Animes (Snake), Generic Sword Guy 1... Again? (Ike), Michael Vick (Pokemon Trainer), Squirt Turtle (Squirtle), S&M Lettuce (Ivysaur), Char-ge Right Off the Map (Charizard), Run! That Monkey Has a Gun (Diddy Kong), Is That a Snake Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? (Lucas), Cyclops (Sonic), Prinny King (King Dedede), Space Tingle (Olimar), Hong Kong Phooey (Lucario), Virtual Boy (R.O.B.), Anime Link (Toon Link), Fatal Furry (Wolf), Shia La Bouf (Villager), Mighty No. 1 (Mega Man), Gwynneth Paltrow (Wii Fit Trainer), Celestial Bodying (Rosalina), Little Mac Big Heart (Little Mac), Froguto (Greninja), You in a Bar Fight (Mii Brawler), You and Your Many Antique Swords (Mii Swordfighter), You at Laser Tag (Mii Gunner), Low Tier Goddess (Palutena), Everlasting Gobstopper (Pac-Man), Robin Yo Life (Robin), Nude Code (Shulk in his swimming trunks), Baby Sinclair (Bowser Jr.), Doggo and Kazooie (Duck Hunt), Fighting Vagrant (Ryu), Blood Sport (Ken), Cloud Support (Cloud), Dragon You Down (Corrin), Combo Me to the Moon (Bayonetta), CalaMelee'd (Inkling), Bullzeye (Ridley), Conan the Barbarian (Simon), All Denim Demolisher (Richter), Someone Call Turok (King K. Rool), Dog Gone Deadly (Isabelle), Glow Up Garfield (Incineroar), Venus Die Trap (Piranha Plant), Mr. Steal Yo Stock (Joker), Banned (Hero), and The Right to Bear Kazoos (Banjo-Kazooie)
- Fire Emblem: Three Houses (aka Billy Byleth and the Three Houses)
- The narrator's descriptions of each of the characters, which are hilarious in how spot-on most of them are:
- Byleth: Self Insert
- Edelgard: Edelweiss
- Dimitri: Dreamitri
- Claude: T-Pose for Dominance
- Ingrid: To Ride Pegasus
- Hubert: (Clearly) Up to Something
- Mercedes: Ghost Riding My Whip
- Sylvain: Syl-Extremely-Vain
- Hilda: Hildoesn't
- Leonie: Medieval Chie
- Lorenz: (Voted) Most Punchable
- Ferdinant: Polly Prissypants
- Lindhardt: "Working Lindhardt or Lindhardtly Working?"
- Petra: Semester Abroad
- Ashe: Too Pure For This World
- Felix: Big Sword Player
- Ignatz: Vincent Van Geek
- Marianne: Princess Mono-noke
- Caspar: Shonen Protagonist
- Dorothea: Single and Ready to Mingle
- Annette: Blandette
- Dedue: Dudue Sandstorm
- Raphael: "The Beefsteak Bring All the Boys to the Yard"
- Lysithea: 100% That Bitch
- Bernadetta: Feel the Bern
- Flayn: Drills to Pay the Bills
- Alois: Please Stop Talking
- Hanneman: Crest Creep
- Manuela: Hottest Mess
- Catherine: She-Ra
- Shamir: Kunoichi
- Seteth: Smother's Brother
- Rhea: The Rheal OG
- Jeralt: Emotionally Absent Father Figure
- Gatekeeper: Da Real MVP
- The narrator's descriptions of each of the characters, which are hilarious in how spot-on most of them are:
- Borderlands 3 (aka Borderlands Personality Disorder 3)
- Starring... Baby Boomer Mirage (Zane), Amara's Wrath (Amara), E-102 Gamma (FL4K), Tank Girl (Moze), Phoenix (Lilith), The Homicidal Toaster (Claptrap), Shadow Warrior (Zer0), Captain Underpants (Vaughn), Rhys Pieces (Rhys), Psylocke (Maya), The Worse Wonder Twin (Troy Calypso), Pokimaim (Tyreen Calypso), and Handsome Jack (in concept not appearance) (Randy Pitchford)
- The trailer opens with a spoiler alert, which the narrator thinks is unnecessary for a 26 year old game.
- Untitled Goose Game (aka Mallard Goose Solid)
- Comparing the game to Goat Simulator, and how well that aged (Cut to the Goat causing a lot of explosions, bringing up the Michael Bay achievement).
- The narrator questioning why the victims of the Goose wouldn't just simply kill the Goose and use his remains for culinary purposes.Narrator: If this isn't asking to turning your liver into foie gras, I don't know what is.
- Staring: Honking, Stealing, Honking, Harassment, Honking Again, Featureless Nightmare People, Honking, and Let's be real, it's more Honking. You Get The Point.
- The Stinger, where the narrator wishes for the game to allow you to bite people with your "horrible goose teeth", which are pure Nightmare Fuel in real life.◊Narrator: Enjoy your cute goose game, everyone!
- The Outer Worlds (aka Spaceballs: New Begas)
- "In a World where your favorite franchises have turned from memorable adventures into insanely transparent money-grabs, go back to a simpler time when you could play a game about hoarding trash without having to pay a hundred-dollar-a-year subscription fee."
- Epic Voice Guy describes The Board by saying they "make Vault-Tec look like a vegan food co-op".
- Social skills in The Outer Worlds "let you just steal things right in front of people and then tell them to f*** off!"
- Epic Voice Guy's shocked realization that The Outer Worlds is just Firefly.
- "Is it even a real post-apocalyptic RPG if it doesn't corrupt your save files?"
- Starring: Phillip J. Fry (the Unplanned Variable), Rick (Dr. Welles), Priest Maxi (Vicar Max), Kaylee (Parvati), Badside Manners (Ellie), Adrien Brody (Felix), Zoe Watchitburn (Nyoka), GLADA (ADA), Liberty Grime (SAM), and "It's Not The Best Choice, It's Spacer's Choice" (Martin Callahan)