First Aired - 9/24/1995
Bart and Milhouse are poring over the latest issues of Radioactive Man at the Android's Dungeon when Comic Book Guy lets them know that the character's about to go Hollywood with a big-budget movie adaptation starring Rainier Wolfcastle in the title role. Already the nerds of the online world (including eccentric 1980s pop singer Prince) are scrounging up rumors about the production, with eyes and ears extending to the boardroom of the movie studio behind the project, who want to make a Radioactive Man movie that won't be like the campy 1970s TV version note . They need a location to shoot in, and decide on Springfield — based on its tiny, misspelled Variety ad, it's obviously a town that doesn't need to toot its own horn.
Springfield's businesses jack up their prices in anticipation of the moneyed film crew, while the kids at Springfield Elementary are given new reason for excitement — auditions for the key role of sidekick Fallout Boy will be held at the school. At first, Bart appears to be a lock for the part, but he's slightly shorter than what the filmmakers want, and by the time he's managed to at least appear taller, they've decided to go with Milhouse instead.
Production commences. Homer allows the crew to use the Simpson house as a filmmaking location and gets to slack off with Teamsters, horses are painted to look like cows, and Wolfcastle's elocution lessons prove to have limited success. But it's Bart who learns that Milhouse is miserable with the day-to-day grind of filmmaking. From there Milhouse literally runs away from the production, ruining the shooting of a key, one-take-only action sequence.
As the filmmakers attempt to salvage the production, Bart realizes Milhouse is hiding in the former's treehouse and tries to convince him to go back — as does Mickey Rooney, who's been sent by the studio to give him a pep talk on child stardom. Milhouse's decision is final, though. And while it would be logical to recast Bart as Fallout Boy, the filmmakers briefly attempt to go forward with Rooney instead. In the end, the matter proves moot; thanks to Springfield's gouging, the production has run out of money. The filmmakers return to Hollywood to regroup, and are warmly welcomed by a town that treats people right.
This episode contains examples of:
- Accidental Misnaming:Principal Skinner: Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man —
Nelson: Radioactive Man, stupid!
Principal Skinner: Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that.
- This was a call back to a similar joke in Three Men and a Comic Book where Mayor Quimby referred to the hero as "Radiation Man" in a speech and being rudely corrected by Jimbo Jones.
- Made even funnier when the official comics reveal that Radioactive Man was once called Radio Man.
- Art Shift: The first episode to use digital paint techniques, to wildly varying degrees of success. See Off-Model below.
- As You Know: A stage hand helpfully points out that Moe had just killed the original Alfalfa, for the sake of anyone from the future listening into the incident via flashback.
- Bait-and-Switch: "Congratulations, Bart Simpson: you're our new Fallout Boy! That's what I'd be saying to you if you weren't an inch too short. Next!
- Bait-and-Switch Comment: Anything that misleads Bart into thinking he'll be Fallout Boy.
- Batman Parody: The Radioactive Man film is directly parodying the Batman blockbusters of the 1990s, including a call-back to the 1960s TV series, where a wacky villain is shown named the Scoutmaster and the fight scenes have onomatopoeic words flashing to the screen.
- Beatnik: The Radioactive Man crew is greeted by one upon arriving back at Hollywood at the end.
- Brick Joke: At the beginning of the episode, Bart explains to Milhouse that "Radioactive Man has his famous catch phrase, 'Up and at 'em,' with 'at 'em' spelled A-T-O-M in a delicious pun". Later on, we see that Wolfcastle is completely unable to say the phrase as a pun.
- Two of the sound effect cards in the '70s Radioactive Man scene are "SNUH!" and "BORT!" SNUH was the name of the anti-cartoon violence organization Marge started in Itchy & Scratchy & Marge. Bort was the unexpectedly popular souvenir license plate in Itchy & Scratchy Land.
- That the original actor for Radioactive Man is dead was first established in Three Men And A Comic Book.
- Celebrity Is Overrated: Milhouse experiences this big time, to the point that he didn't really want to be Fallout Boy in the first place and simply got forced into it. As the episode goes on, Milhouse is just further and further disillusioned no matter how much Bart or anyone else tries to spin being a celebrity to him.
- Chekhov's Gun: Any time someone's wearing a hat in this episode, it's to facilitate the Running Gag.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Moe got kicked out of Hollywood for killing the original Alfalfa from "Little Rascals". He's still broken up about it.
- Dance Party Ending: The flashback to the '70s Radioactive Man movie ends with all the characters dancing alongside scantily clad women.
- Department of Redundancy Department: Main headline: "Who will be Fallout Boy?" Secondary headline: "Who will be Fallout Boy?"
- Did Not Think This Through: Wiggum sends out a pack of angry police dogs to find Milhouse, and only realizes afterward there's a good chance they'll kill him when they do.
- Epic Movie: The Radioactive Man movie adaptation is intended as this.
- Foreshadowing: Moe reveals he was a child actor. His love of acting would be explored further in season 11's "Pygmoelian".
- Funny Background Event: As Moe goes into his childhood flashback, Barney keeps trying to get his attention.
- The Goggles Do Nothing: This episode is the trope namer. Wolfcastle is wearing them when the acid sequence is filmed, but it's real acid being used, so: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Radioactive Man treats Fallout Boy's Catch-Phrase "Jiminy Jilikers!" as a curse word.
- Horrible Hollywood:
- In Moe's story of how his past as a Little Rascal ended, killing the original Alfalfa didn't give him any lasting consequences because Alfalfa was an orphan belonging to the studio.
- Inverted in the final scene — the filmmakers are happy to return to Hollywood after their miserable experience in Springfield, and the city is presented as a warm fuzzy place with a rainbow arcing over it.
- Informed Ability: We never actually see Milhouse act outside of a few very brief clips, but we're told he's Van Johnson good.
- Informed Flaw: According to the director, Bart is an inch too short to cast as Fallout Boy, despite being drawn taller than Milhouse, who gets the role
- Insane Troll Logic: The director thinks Springfield must be a great place to film because it doesn't have a fancy ad or correct spelling.note
- Karma Houdini: Moe killed the original Alfalfa from "Little Rascals" but, since Alfalfa was an orphan belonging to the studio, Moe doesn't receive any punishment worse than being kicked out of Hollywood.
- Last-Second Word Swap: Lionel Hutz introduces himself to Milhouse as his agent, lawyer, unauthorized biographer and drug-dealer... keeper-away-er.
- Metaphorically True: When Mickey Rooney appears, he states he was the number one box office draw from "1939-1940". Bart immediately declares this spans two decades (as in one year from each decade).
- Naked People Are Funny: The horribly toxic acid does not kill Rainier Wolfcastle, but it does melt his costume down to the underpants.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: The Scoutmaster from the 1960s Radioactive Man is modeled after Paul Lynde.
- Old Shame: In-universe: The director of the Radioactive Man movie does not want the movie to be like the campy 1970s version (which is a lot like the campy 1960s version of Batman starring Adam West and Burt Ward).
- Off-Model: This was the first episode to be done in digital ink and paint (back when 90% of animation was still done with cels and traditional ink and paint), so a lot of the color and character designs will look off for those who aren't used to seeing it this way.
- Parental Neglect: Milhouse's parents ignore what he wants and force him to be an actor against his will and then buy incredibly expensive stuff that they intend to have Milhouse pay for.
- The Real Heroes: Brought up by Milhouse as a point for his belief that Celebrity Is Overrated, but it is openly mocked by Bart, who says that the "real heroes" are losers because the "Real World" issues just keep on coming, and if you want real results (read: bad guys dying and such), you should call on the Stallones, the Schwarzeneggers and (in a lesser measure) the Van Dammes.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Mickey Rooney gives one to Springfield after the movie's budget runs out. Even though Quimby was moved by it and feels guilty, he refused to give them their money back.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: The "Flim Springfield" ad the filmmakers find.
- Running Gag: Hats getting sucked up by malfunctioning fans.
- Serial Numbers Filed Off: Radiation Dude is an In-Universe example, whose catch phrase is, "Up and let's go!"
- Shout-Out: When Milhouse goes missing, a special effects technician proposes using existing footage of Milhouse to finish his role in the movie. This technique had been fairly recently used in The Crow when Brandon Lee died during filming.
- The scene from the old Radioactive Man movie is of course modeled after the Adam West Batman series, right down to having a Special Guest as the villain.note
- Moe was apparently a child actor on The Little Rascals.
- Rainier Wolfcastle's difficulty in saying "Up and at 'em!" is similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger having trouble saying "I'll be back," for The Terminator.
- The sound effects used for the wire-tap of Bart's tree-house phone are the bridge noises from Star Trek. This was done at the behest of showrunner David Mirkin.
- One establishing shot in the movie is a blatant take from Waterworld.
- Special Guest: Mickey Rooney As Himself
- Spinning Paper: "Who will be Fallout Boy?" and "Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer"
- Stage Mom: Kirk and Luanne make Milhouse follow through with being Fallout Boy for the sake of how much money he'll make, regardless of how he feels.
- Stock Footage Failure: Invoked with the aforementioned attempt to finish the movie with stock footage of Milhouse as Fallout Boy.
- Take That!: Mickey Rooney states that the only thing hollow in entertainment is the music industry.
- Tempting Fate: When the producers decide to leave Springfield, one of them comments that they only have one thousand dollars left. Quimby suddenly shows up and informs them the town-leaving tax is one thousand dollars.
- Troubled Production: In-Universe; filming for the Radioactive Man movie ends up being disastrous, leading to the plug getting pulled on it.
- "Wanted!" Poster: When Milhouse disappears due to the stress of playing Fallout Boy, a wanted poster is issued. Below his picture is "Dead or Alive", with "Dead" crossed out.
- Where the Hell Is Springfield?: "Get me two plane tickets to the state that Springfield is in." Of course, the viewer never finds out where, because they cut to the next scene and it's never mentioned again.
- Yank the Dog's Chain: Bart is lead to believe he got the part of Fallout Boy three times over.