When you think of Hollywood and other places within the entertainment industry, as well as the stars that inhabit them, you think of glamorous men and women who create the magic you see in movies and television, right?
WRONG! In Horrible Hollywood, the actors and actresses are brain-dead, spoiled, have a tendency towards fighting the law, like to engage in occasional sexual deviancy, and are addicted to various illegal substances and/or sex workers. Marriages rarely last more than a few years (and sometimes just a few hours), and almost everyone has at least two divorces and remarriages under their belts, and usually more. Everyone fears growing old and losing their fame, so plastic surgery and desperate attempts to seem young abound. The directors are egomaniac control freaks who wear funny pants and throw petty tantrums at the slightest provocation. The assistants are overworked, underpaid, and might be snarky towards the talent, but this won't stop them from ruthlessly trying to climb the ladder — and in this depraved environment, climbing to the top tends to be a horizontal sort of activity. The fans are insane and you might gain some stalkers. The executives are fond of excessive meddling, screwing artists out of their royalties or otherwise, and/or are just plain corrupt, and have people fired on the spot for being insufficiently sycophantic or causing some minor inconvenience. Writers are second-class citizens and Butt Monkeys. Women who age and lose their sex appeal have trouble finding work, while aging barely has any affect on the career prospects of their male counterparts. Child stars almost always go off the deep end in some way(s) when they grow up. Some people spend a lifetime Waiting for a Break that never comes. Absolutely everyone — even those not actually in the entertainment industry — is a Stepford Smiler Phony who may be all smiles and charm and obsequiousness to your face, but only because they secretly hate you and can't wait for you to turn your back so they can stick a knife into it. Everywhere you look, crippling insecurities and neuroses are constantly being masked with bombastic, preening arrogance and ego.
And that's just your friends.
Despite what the title may imply, this isn't just for movies, this can go for things like television or actual live theater as well.
Compare Music Is Politics. See also Celebrity Is Overrated, which tends to go in line with this, and Mystical Hollywood, when this trope is taken to an outright demonic level. See also: every trope on this wiki containing the word Hollywood.
- In the world of Nana, assorted record companies are evil and probably Yakuza, all performers have issues ranging from Parental Abandonment to being in teenage prostitution rings to drug addiction, and they are surrounded by stalkers.
- Perfect Blue is partially a Deconstruction of Fanservice as a concept, and the way the entertainment industry as a whole treats people (especially young women) like products to be sold. Our heroine Mima is a former Idol Singer making the transition into acting — going from a suffocating lifestyle that enforced Contractual Purity, to an environment that is highly exploitative and dehumanizing. (The fact that her first acting job is an extremely violent and sexualized crime drama doesn't make this transition any smoother.) And that's not even getting into how Mima's fans react to the change in her public image. In fact, it's repeatedly shown that, while the higher-ups at the TV network aren't great to Mima, her "fans" are arguably worse. After all, if consumers stopped buying into the misogynistic culture surrounding women in media, we wouldn't have such a problem.
- Several issues of Cinema Purgatorio were hatchet jobs directed at the dark side of Hollywood culture - some would aim at a single creator, while others just criticized standard practices, such as the disregard for stuntpeople's health, the hypocrisy of political persecutions, and the criminal behavior that's so often swept under the rug.
- The Fade Out by Ed Brubaker delves deeply into the sex, drugs, and dirty politics of late '40s Hollywood.
- The Sensational She-Hulk #12 revolves around a movie being made about She-Hulk. The producer is meddling to secure his own investment, the director is a prima donna, and most of the actors are talentless hacks. She-Hulk is briefly reassured when she finds a script lying around, reads it, and discovers that it's excellent, but then the director informs her that it's an old draft that was rejected for not having any songs in it.
- A major plot point in Lori Lovecraft is that Lori's career as an actress goes into freefall when she hits 30. The series contains all of standard horrible Hollywood stereotypes: sleazy producers, egomaniac directors, narcissistic actors, embittered writers, etc. Oh, and a demonic conspiracy running things behind the scenes.
- The Tokyo Mew Mew fanfic Masquerade plays it in a very realistic and creepy way, main character Zakuro feeling isolated and reflecting how her dreams of being a model turned into this and how she is unable to go back to her old life and how she always has to be careful because of rumors and paparazzi. It is so much that she seems to be building to a major breakdown or identity crisis.
- Played for Laughs in The Last Kiss Goodbye, a Star Trek: Voyager uber fic where Captain Janeway is a Los Angeles private eye who discovers the Evil Plan of an executive producer for Paramount Pictures called Canon Bragger.
"Television!" she said. "Millions of sets in homes throughout the United States of America. And beamed to them all, weekly serials filled with gratuitous action scenes, plot cliches, lousy continuity, non-existent character development, and women with large breasts in highly revealing costumes!"
- The Last Command is about a former Tsarist Russian general living out a degrading, poverty-stricken life as a Hollywood film extra. He gets $7.50 a day.
- David Mamet's film State and Main humorously portrays the trials and pitfalls and sacrifices in conscience that come with getting a Hollywood film made.
- Lynch's film Inland Empire, being about a film actress, also dabbles in the subject.
- An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn lampoons Hollywood, as the title bluntly suggests. A director first has to contend with prima donna actors, then experiences Executive Meddling when the studio recuts the film.
- Barton Fink: Fink is forced to write an inane wrestling movie when he comes to Hollywood after a successful theatrical career.
- Sunset Boulevard, though its attitude toward the studio system was neutral enough that Paramount allowed the use of its own name and several names associated with it.
- The Bad and the Beautiful is one of the milder examinations of this trope.
- Robert Altman's The Player paints a blisteringly critical portrait of Hollywood culture.
- Swimming with Sharks examines the systematic abuse of production interns, who must endure a year of abuse at the hands of their sadistic Hollywood bosses in order to get a foot in the door.
- Living in Oblivion is three vignettes illustrating the nightmares involved in being an independent filmmaker.
- The Real Blonde satirizes the shallowness and dysfunction of the New York fashion and cinema scene.
- Taken together both Wayne's World films show the television and music industries to be this. Except for Alice Cooper.
- Bowfinger takes this as its premise and plays it for comedy more than satire. Bobby Bowfinger is an ultra-low budget, Grade Z filmmaker who has to do things like hire Mexican immigrants as his crew.
- Get Shorty conflates this trope with organized crime, as a loan shark's enforcer winds up taking over a movie when the producer can't pay his debt. Also, nearly all of the Hollywood "insiders" are vain, shallow, and self-absorbed to the point of obliviousness. Despite this, most of them are still fairly likable because they're not actually malicious, just kind of stupid.
- While focusing solely on a small group Boogie Nights is actually an inversion of this trope... in the porn industry, typically portrayed as being even more corrupt and exploitative than the mainstream film industry. However, while it's implied that this is the case in a larger context (several of the producers are hinted to have mob ties at the very least), the film focusses on the main characters bonding together as a loving family unit.
- Tropic Thunder is a merciless satire of selfish, cynical Hollywood moviemaking. (Tom Cruise's rageaholic producer is perfectly willing to let his actors die.)
- There is elements of this in Sunset. Tom Mix himself is a decent fellow, but there is plenty of corruption and decadence.
- S.O.B.: The title is an abbreviation the term one character uses to describe how Hollywood operates: Standard Operational Bullshit.
- America's Sweethearts: Mostly focused on the tropes surrounding celebrity romances and an agent exploiting it for movie promotion.
- The Cat's Meow is a tale of infidelity, murder, cover-up and blackmail that takes in Hollywood, "the place just off the coast of the planet Earth,": a place where the rich and powerful can get away with murder, everyone has their price, and the murder of a good man can go unmourned and unpunished.
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang portrays Hollywood as a weirdly glamorous and seriously fucked up place which attracts the damaged and disturbed.
Harry: It's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here! I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
- Discussed at length in Hollywood Paparazzo. It is explained that the rise of tabloid journalism and the paparazzi has led to celebrities becoming insular, screwed-up and totally alienated from the rest of society, who often go down a self-destructive path. In turn, the Paparazzi are self-obsessed people who run and hide from anyone they don't know to conceal their identities, people in a position of power are vain and power-hungry, and the fans are crazed lunatics who will stop at nothing to harass celebrities. The film highlights the absurdity of this culture with a well-adjusted young boy who acts just as cutthroat as the Paparazzi when it comes to getting celebrity photos.
- In Argo, one of the reasons for disguising the extraction operation as location scouting for a movie is that, with the Iran Hostage Crisis in full bloom, movie producers are some of the only people sleazy enough to still be doing business there. Chambers describes it as a place full of hacks and untalented people or productions and a shot of the famous Hollywood sign missing some letters underscores it.
Tony: It's an exfil, from the worst place you can think of...
Chambers: Universal City?
- In The Legend of Lylah Clare, the inherent sickness of Hollywood and the people who work there are examined at length. A young starlet is hired to play a famous silent movie actress (who died under mysterious circumstances) in a Biopic directed by the actress's collaborator/lover, and as she's pushed into inhabiting her role, she becomes seemingly possessed by the dead woman's spirit, causing the threat of history repeating itself. It does, and the biopic ends with the actual footage of her death, which apparently no one in town objects to. (This is from the same director who made Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, and that movie's world could easily fit into this one.)
- In Notting Hill the heroine has lived her life as a movie starlet amid boyfriends who mistreated her.
- The movie stars and celebrities who appear As Themselves in This Is the End are pretty uniformly a bunch of self-obsessed, preening, pretentious, entitled, spoiled, debauched and decadent phonies and prima donnas who care about nothing but themselves and pretty clearly don't like each other very much once the surface of their cool personas is scratched. In fact, when people are raptured up to Heaven, no one at James Franco's party notices, implying that no one there is good enough to be raptured. The implication is dampened somewhat as the film goes on, however, since it's gradually revealed that this version of Heaven forgives people's sins pretty easily, and the conditions for being allowed into Heaven are unusually specific.
- A Face in the Crowd portrays the television industry much this way, at least the part revolving around Lonesome Rhodes, though the industry at the time was based in New York City.
- The experimental short film The Life and Death of 9413: a Hollywood Extra portrays working in Hollywood as a dehumanizing experience in which you are identified only by a number stamped on your forehead, and success is unobtainable.
- Pretty much the entire point of Maps to the Stars. Delusional, past-their-prime actresses? Spoiled-rotten child stars? Smiling, sanctimonious agents? Having to play nice with a rival actress who just stole the role of a lifetime from underneath you? Check, check, check, and oh HELL yes.
- Scream 3: The third movie in the trilogy reveals that the entire series was the result of Sidney's mother Maureen Prescott's failed attempt to become a Hollywood actress, only to be forced into a Casting Couch gang rape by unscrupulous Hollywood producers.
- The Barefoot Contessa depicts the movie business as full of cynical Jerkasses, with the occasional Knight in Sour Armor around to make them look even worse by comparison. Titular character Maria Vargas has great success but doesn't enjoy it, writing everything off as phony.
- Hollywood Boulevard is a cheap, sleazy, slightly exaggerated and darkly funny look at the world of cheap, sleazy, 1970's exploitation film.
- Downplayed with In a Lonely Place. Struggling screenwriter Steele is accused of murdering a young coat-check girl that he invited to his house. He isn't taken seriously by other Hollywood crew and has a history of having severe anger issues towards staff, which Laurel finds out once the two of them start dating. At one point, he nearly kills a man with a rock as they argued over their dangerous driving.
- Ed Wood, while buoyed by the performance of Johnny Depp and direction of Tim Burton, still deals with this in its sympathetic but unsparing examination of Bela Lugosi at the end of his career.
- Ivansxtc doesn't paint a flattering picture of the movie industry, showing the egos, dirty politics, crass commercialism, and drug abuse involved in a seedy production company.
- Starry Eyes, a horror film about a young aspiring actress who finds that the Casting Couch is merely the least of the horrors she has to endure on the road to fame.
- Downplayed in La La Land but the film shows just how often Mia is disrespected by casting directors — at one point her emotional audition is interrupted for the sake of a phone call (which is based on something that actually happened to Ryan Gosling). She has to go to endless parties filled with shallow and vapid industry people in the hopes of making connections. Sebastian even calls it "the city where they praise everything and value nothing". The film's cynical look at Hollywood tends to get lost in pop culture, where the splashy musical numbers (particularly "City of Stars") are what's remembered.
- Lampshaded in Austin Powers in Goldmember: after two movies of having to get headaches dealing with Dr. Evil exploiting Virtucon's resources in childish attempts to Take Over the World, Number Two presents Dr. Evil with a business venture that is both highly profitable and vile in an attempt to curb his chronic Bond Villain Stupidity — a Hollywood casting agency. Didn't really worked, but the Doctor was sorely tempted for a few seconds there, so hey, points for trying.
- Mulholland Dr. is a particularly surreal take on the horrors lurking in Hollywood. Shadowy figures, who may be mobsters of some kind of supernatural being, control people's fates in the industry. Success seems to have nothing to with talent and everything about who you know. One possible interpretation of the movie is as the tragic tale of the corruption and descent into evil of Betty/Diane as a result of the Hollywood environment.
- Film Quarterly, describing David Lynch's vision of Hollywood in it: "Human putrefaction ... in a city of lethal illusions."
- The Last of Sheila: the main characters are a Hollywood producer, agent, writer, actress, wannabe producer and a woman who grew up in Hollywood. They're all either selfish, ladder-climbing venal types or selfish, successful venal types, and ends with two characters letting a double murderer go free so that they can get a movie produced to boost their careers.
- L.A. Confidential: Mickey Cohen's stolen heroin and call girls who look like film stars: Hookers and Blow, indeed.
- Birdman doesn't deal with Hollywood directly, but the title character struggles with his past in Hollywood and his desire to be respected critically drive the film's conflicts.
- In Big Fat Liar, Hollywood in and of itself is not shown as a horrible place... but working for Marty Wolf definitely falls as an exaggerated (for comedy) example of this: the man is an absurdly colossal Jerkass that spends every waking moment treating every single human being he interacts with like worthless trash, often by screaming belittling insults to their faces. When the Kid Hero duo looks for people to perform a Massive Multiplayer Scam to get back at Wolf at the climax, they manage to enlist a literal army of pissed-off employees.
- Represented in The Con is On by Jackie's second husband Gabriel. He is an egotistical film director, surrounded by an entourage of yes-men and hangers-on. He is having affairs with his leading lady and his assistant, regards his films being described as self-referential as a mark of genius, and is obsessed with a achieving legitimacy by winning awards.
- Torture Garden: In "Terror Over Hollywood", ruthless young starlet Carla Hayes deliberately ruins her housemate's dress so she can steal her housemate's date with a producer. She then dumps the producer to go out with a Hollywood leading man. As she climbs the ladder, she inadvertently discovers that Hollywood is controlled by an elite that have had their brains uploaded into robot bodies.
- The documentary Showbiz Kids stops short of condemning the entire film industry, but it is a cautionary tale about the exploitation of child actors, and singles out widespread practices that have lifelong consequences on the young stars.
Evan Rachel Wood: Any industry that has that much power and is that competitive, after a while it starts to become 'Well, who can take the most abuse?' Because somebody is in line to take your place, so you just start to allow yourself to be abused in some form or another. Every actor is guilty of that. They're lying if they say they're not because it's just part of the deal at this point. Until things change, there's always going to be somebody willing to take abuse and stay quiet.
- The Assistant: While the film is set in the New York office of a Hollywood studio, it centers on an extremely unflattering look behind the scenes of the American film industry. Studio executives rule their companies like petty tyrants, and their minions are too beaten down or self-absorbed to fight back.
- Money: A Suicide Note is a Martin Amis book about a really unpleasant advertising man writing a movie script and getting it published. He is a truly horrible character, and so are most of the other people he meets.
- Nathanael West's novel The Day of the Locust is about a Yale graduate who comes to Hollywood to work as a scenery painter as a way of paying the bills while he works on his masterpiece, a painting called The Burning of Los Angeles. The producer for whom he works bluntly describes himself and his co-workers as "grown men making mud pies to sell to the great unwashed," and the world they inhabit is full of sexual depravity, ruthless ambition, and callous disregard for humanity, with major set pieces including the collapse of a soundstage being used for a battle scene while it is still actively under construction, and the audience at a film premiere devolving into a rioting mob.
- All the characters of Imperial Bedrooms, the sequel to Bret Easton Ellis's Less Than Zero, are members of the Hollywood machine.
- Raymond Chandler's fifth novel, The Little Sister, is all about this. Story features a producer named Oppenheimer because Chandler's subtle like that.
- Mario Puzo's The Last Don portrays Hollywood as being substantially more ruthless than the Mafia. Puzo was himself a screenwriter (he wrote the screenplay for Superman, among others.)
- In one of its longer subplots, The Godfather follows Johnny Fontaine's adventures into this. It includes planned orgies, doctors who will ignore a patient's health to keep them going, and studio boss Jack Woltz molesting an underage girl (with her mother's consent, though not her own). Mob Consigliere Tom Hagen thinks to himself that if this is the world Johnny wants, he can have it.
- Abusive Parents Camille and Antonio Spencer from Damned encourage their thirteen-year-old daughter to experiment with drugs, adopt Non-Specifically Foreign and/or Inspirationally Disadvantaged children as a PR stunt each time they have a project coming up, and let their vanity go so far that when their daughter dies, they put the wrong birth year on her headstone to make themselves appear younger.
- In Robert Bloch's novel Psycho 2 (different from the movie of that name), nearly everyone in Hollywood (where they're making a movie about killer Norman Bates) is a degenerate scumbag, from the director who watches snuff films to remember the time he watched his mother get gang-raped to death, to the male actors who are all perverts, to the leading lady who slept her way into every role. One gets the idea that Mister Bloch was not a fan of Hollywood.
- What Makes Sammy Run?, a dark take on the Rags to Riches story with whopping doses of Ambition Is Evil and Lonely at the Top. Later made into a Broadway musical.
- Little Star portrays the Swedish music industry as this. It starts with Lennart Cederstrom, a retired pop singer who was part of a duo with his wife Laila in The '70s, discovering an infant girl in the woods, naming her Theres, and becoming a Stage Dad as he tries to raise her into a great singer without letting her have any contact with the outside world. He never teaches her basic empathy or understanding of metaphor, however, and Theres brutally murders him and Laila over a tragic misunderstanding. (You see, Theres was told that love is something found inside the mind, and so she went looking for that love.) From there, we get Max Hansen, a sleazy and perverted talent agent who attempts to take advantage of the young Theres in more ways than one. Theres, on the other hand, still as emotionally detached as ever, violently attacks him when he tries to rape her, causing him to develop masochistic tendencies. And finally, as Theres becomes famous, she transforms her devoted fan club into a cult.
- In the Neil Gaiman story "The Goldfish Pool and Other Stories," a young British writer is invited to Hollywood to adapt a novel he wrote into a movie. He's immediately thrust into a Kafkaesque cycle of meetings with people he never sees again, while Executive Meddling mutates his story into several different scripts (a horror story called Sons Of Man gradually becomes a feel-good comedy called I Knew The Bride When She Used To Rock And Roll). Throughout, he ponders the story of a silent-film starlet who committed suicide in his hotel, as well as a running gag about two celebrities who were with John Belushi when he died.
- The Shining: Despite the novel taking place in the Rocky Mountains, this trope still plays a minor part in the backstory, specifically in the background of the Overlooks most infamous owner, the Howard Hughes Expy Horace Derwent. One of Derwent's many poorly planned investments was an ailing movie studio that had once been successfull making sappy family films but hit hard times when their most beloved child star O.D.'d on heroin at a party, with the studio covering up her death as a "wasting sickness" she got while entertaining orphans at a children's hospital.
- Valley of the Dolls is all about this, showing the effects of the old studio system, the greed, perversion and paranoia rampant throughout the entire show business industry. Each of the three women is affected differently, and all end up in the "valley of the dolls" — addicted to prescription medications to cope with stress.
- Played for laughs in Californication, where many a Mad Artist and Cloudcuckoolander crosses paths with Hank Moody, a witty and talented writer who is Only in It for the Money. It's also strongly implied that he was able to work and generally had it together when he lived with his family in New York. They relocated to Hollywood because a film based on Hank's novel was being made. They seriously cannot deal and they all end up messed up in some way or another.
- The Law & Order three-parter about a Hollywood producer who gets murdered, forcing the New York-based detectives and prosecutors to spend time in Los Angeles, takes this approach, with almost everyone involved in that world painted as grasping, backstabbing, narcissistic and neurotic. It's aptly summed up by a disillusioned junior executive (and one of the few 'Hollywood' characters who isn't an utterly horrible human being) who bitterly comments that everyone around her "talks like they're a hippy and acts like they're in the Sicilian Mafia."
- The 70s Ellery Queen episode "The Adventure of the Sinister Scenario" had the Queens, father and son, witness this for themselves when they go on the set of an adaptation of one of Ellery's books. This being an Ellery Queen mystery, this trope's horrible aspects culminate in murder.
- Made in Canada, except it's about the Canadian industry. And yet, universally believable enough to be exported south of the border (as The Industry). The production executives are well aware that the films and especially television programmes they produce are complete trash (the ones they bother to watch, anyway), but openly admit that they don't care as long as they make money.
- The West Wing, of all things, touches on this every so often. C.J Cregg's backstory involves her working as a publicist for a selection of spoilt and neurotic Hollywood types who throw tantrums if they get placed lower on a magazine's 'who's most influential in Hollywood' list; a job she hates and considers meaningless (and eventually gets fired from). Another episode has the President go to a fundraising event in Beverly Hills swarming with these types; he doesn't have fun. A few other episodes also have mentions of this kind of thing.
- Played with in the Castle episode "One Life To Lose"; the behind the scenes environment of the popular soap opera isn't exactly free of intrigue, bitchiness, and people sleeping with and/or hating each other and playing their own agendas, but it's no worse than some of the other walks of life the characters have entered.
- Averted in the episode where Castle and Beckett actually travel to Los Angeles to solve a murder and get to spend some time on the set of "Nikki Heat". The cast and crew are friendly and later go out of their way to help Beckett solve the case.
- Averted with Castle himself and his mother Martha, both of whom work in the entertainment industry (Castle as a successful bestselling novelist, Martha as a once-fairly successful Broadway diva) and are consistently portrayed as likeable and decent people, even if Castle's a slightly shallow and rather egotistical Manchild while Martha is far from being the most responsible or humble of people and tends to sponge off her more successful and wealthy son.
- 30 Rock, although set in the titular building in New York. While more sympathetic than the others, does portray the shallower/nastier/crazier elements of showbiz.
- In one episode of Boy Meets World, Eric goes to Hollywood be a cast member of the Self-Parody show Kid Gets Acquainted with the Universe, he finds out that the actors on the show are either jerkasses or highly neurotic, the so-called "best writers in town" are actually small children, and the scripts are recycled many times and full of Stylistic Suck.
- In Murder, She Wrote, Hollywood, Broadway, and the TV industry are all full of people lying, cheating, sleeping around to get ahead, and above all, plotting to kill each other. Admittedly, this doesn't distinguish them from Murder, She Wrote's portrayal of newspapers, book publishing, computer firms, toy companies...
- JAG: Harm's Romantic False Lead Rene Peterson, in seasons five to seven, is very much a personification of this trope. An up and coming director of commercials and music videos, her neurotic personality traits are very much the antithesis of all the main characters.
- Admiral Chegwidden's brief stint as a technical advisor in War Stories was brought to an abrupt end because his can-do due-diligence gung-ho attitude was ultimately not very compatible with the nonsensical herd instinct of the Hollywood folks.
- Being a detective series set in Los Angeles and focussing on the wealthy elite, several episodes of Columbo focus on scheming creative and industry types resorting to murder to get what they want (or stop someone else from getting it). All of this serves to contrast the often preening, arrogant egotists who scheme to get away with murder with the humble, friendly and down-to-earth shabby detective who finds just one more thing they've overlooked in doing so.
- Entourage shows Hollywood at its worst, with petty, egotistical actors and actresses who are easily tempted to ruining their lives with drugs, unscrupulous producers and studio heads, basically anything you can think of when showing the dark side of Hollywood, the show does and doesnt hold back.
- The Larry Sanders Show mostly plays this trope straight, but it's nevertheless quite affectionate all the same. The main characters (both on-screen and off) of Larry's talk-show and his guests are certainly far from being free of egotism, insecurity, scheming, backbiting, troubled personal lives or cynicism, but at the same time they're not really malevolent either; they're just people with frailties and weaknesses like anyone else.
- Angel has a couple of episodes dealing with this, mostly with Cordelia's desire to become an actress. The antagonist of the first episode is a vampire who preys on wannabe starlets. A later episode revolves around an actress who's aware that her looks are starting to fade, and she considers becoming a vampire in order to maintain her youth (and by extension, her career) forever.
- Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication" (off of the album of the same name) pretty much defines this trope. It goes on about starlets selling their bodies on the silver screen, the hypocrisy of music and film producers who sell false ideas, and the inevitable destruction of Hollywood culture through its own faults and debauchery.
- The Decemberists' "Los Angeles, I'm Yours" is more about the city of Los Angeles, but elements of Horrible Hollywood creep into the lyrics.
- System of a Down's "Lost in Hollywood" warns against the dangers of trying to make it Hollywood, describing it as a place full of fake, two-timing bastards.
- tool's "Aenema", where the singer dreams about Hollywood being flooded and lists some of the reasons why this would be a good thing.
- The Veronicas track "Hollywood" takes all the dark parts of Hollywood and shines a big light on it.
- Guns N' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Paradise City."
- The Eagles' "Hotel California" is said by the band to be about the hedonism and self-destruction of California and America in general, using a Hell Hotel as a metaphor for such.
- A recurring theme for singer-songwriter Dory Previn, particularly the treatment of women in Hollywood. She even did a Concept Album (Mary C. Brown and the Hollywood Sign) about it.
- The Go-Go's' "This Town" warns of the dark side of Hollywood: "Discarded stars/Like worn-out cars/Litter the streets of this town."
- A very common theme in Lana Del Rey songs and music videos. Lust for Life title track and music video has a direct reference to the suicide of Peg Entwistle on the H of the Hollywood sign.
- City of Angels tells the story of the making of a (fictional) Film Noir, which involves a little nepotism, enough Executive Meddling to overwhelm the unfortunate writer adapting his novel, Casting Couch intrigues, and a crooner with false teeth.
- In Kiss the Boys Good-bye by Clare Boothe, the action may take place mostly in Westport, Connecticut, but much of it concerns the travails of a director, a producer, and a "matured star" who'd do anything to land the leading part of a Southern Belle for whom the producer wants to try out a fresher feminine face on his Casting Couch.
- The L.A. Noire case "The Fallen Idol" shows this at its worst, with a sleazy pedophile movie producer who rapes pre-teen girls and films it. Interestingly averted in the rest of the game: Despite being assigned to the Hollywood division at one point, you rarely investigate anyone in the entertainment industry.
- In Psychonauts, this is the kind of place depicted in Gloria Gouten's mind. She's an actress, whose actress mom sent her off to boarding school in order to pursue her own career and relationship with her boyfriend. When she left, she also became an actress, becoming very rich and famous, while her mom's popularity had faded. On the eve of Gloria's debut, her mom committed suicide. However, since this is seen only from the inside of Gloria's head, she may be an Unreliable Narrator.
- Grand Theft Auto V is set in a thinly veiled parody of southern California, and so Vinewood, the game's version of Hollywood, is portrayed as the usual wretched hive of hypocrisy and stupidity. Solomon Richards, who Michael does a number of missions for, is a movie producer who's entangled with a number of underworld figures and gives Michael a production credit on his final film. There's also the case of Leonora Johnson, a young starlet who was brutally murdered back in The '70s and is the subject of a side-mission where you search for the truth of what happened to her. Her murderer was a deranged filmmaker (a thinly-veiled parody of Roman Polański) who believes that what he did to her was vital for his art. Then again, this being Grand Theft Auto, the whole damned country is portrayed the same way, and possibly the entire world as well.
- The Onion ran an advice column called Ask A Faulknerian Idiot Manchild. In one, he recounts the night he spent with a bitter, drunken writer who had a case of this trope.
"He was talking how he never should have done gone to Hollywood to write for them picture-shows. He was saying how California was like a demon straight from hell, a burning flapping devil beast that ate up everything it saw, and that it even ate his soul. When he stopped talking I tried to shake him to wake him on up, but he weren't moving. He weren't waking on up at all."
- Parodied by the Babylon Bee in "Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage".
Chris Hansen: Why don't you all just have a seat over there?
- This trope is the whole Reality Subtext both in and out universe in Demo Reel. Almost every main character has been burned by Hollywood one way or another, but Donnie, who is a Former Child Star whose mother was Driven to Suicide after her own career died, causing the bad performance for which he is still blamed and bullied, is practically ashes.
- This is the basic premise of Bojack Horseman, detailing the shattering life of a washed-up Funny Animal actor and his desperate attempts to be happy in a life he hates. Special attention is put to the damage done to child actors, which haunts Bojack in particular since he worked on a sitcom full of them.
Sarah Lynn: Y'know, it's amazing that it's legal for kids to be actors. How is that not child labor? I didn't know what I was signing up for. I was three.
- The Simpsons:
- Bart sees this in the episode "Bart Gets Famous", where he becomes the "I didn't do it kid" and is exposed to the full force of showbiz, "a hideous bitch goddess".
- Comically inverted at the end of "Radioactive Man": Springfield gouged the simple yet not that unpleasant Hollywood folks out of their money, so they return to their home base and are given a warm welcome and a promise to get them and the movie back on their feet.
Producer: Thank God we're back in Hollywood, where people treat each other right!
- Troy Mc Clure is a washed-up movie star whose career tanked after he was caught sleeping with the fishes. He is shown to be incredibly vain and self-centered, and incapable of normal adult relationships. It doesn't help that his agent had all but abandoned him. He dates and eventually marries Selma in an attempt to salvage his career, but then his agent tries to pressure him into having a baby with her. She doesn't want to bring a child into a sham marriage, and she leaves him. And once again, his agent abandons him, leaving him to do "educational" films and infomercials.
- The Critic frequently invokes this trope. The second singlest Running Gag of the show, aside from Sherman being a Butt-Monkey, is the constant decrying of Hollywood aiming to satisfy the Lowest Common Denominator and failing even at that.
- The Cleveland Show: The Browns briefly relocate to Los Angeles, and Cleveland quickly discovers that most of Hollywood is just pollution, wildfires, MASSIVE traffic problems, homelessness, shallow celebrities, crime, and grifters. Then they visit one of Hollywood's legal marijuana shops, and Cleveland immediately changes his mind, proclaiming the city to be amazing.
- Duckman: Downplayed in "Dammit Hollywood". All the usual negative aspects are there, showing an industry run by rich morons who couldn't find their butts with both hands, populated by self-absorbed egomaniac actors and sleazy directors, all wrapped up in a shallow culture of glitz and lies. That said, it's shown that as scummy as many of them are, a lot of them do want to bring joy and magic through movies, even if it doesn't always work out that way due to the misguided attempts of appealing to a broad audience. They're also shown to care about each other, in their own way.