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Every Quentin Tarantino Movie
- "Deep from the heart of a grindhouse theater, one filmmaker will rise from video store clerk to the guy video store clerks worship, and answer the question: 'what would the love child of the 90s, the 70s, comic books, kung-fu movies, and cocaine look like?'"
- "Enter a world of classic cinema and attention-deficit disorder, where the smoke is heavy, the voices are gravelly, and everyone is always hungry."
- "Experience all three phases of QT's career: the critically acclaimed crime trilogy, the 'I'm just gonna make 70s movies' phase, the really long one [long shot of a stagecoach making its way through a snowy landscape], and the revisionist history revenge flicks."
- "Meet a Tarantino main character. They're probably involved in a life of crime, and they're definitely up to date on whatever dated pop culture references are rolling around in his head." [montage of pop culture references, culminating in Stuntman Mike's "Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talking about?"]
- "When they suffer a horrible injustice, they'll put on a cool outfit, drive around talking, drive around listening to music, and drive around talking while listening to music."
- "Then thrill as they go undercover, and find themselves in a high-stakes conversation where someone is not who they say they are, until the whole thing turns into one big standoff, and everything gets bathed in more blood than an Addams Family school play."
- "So salute a living legend who made some of the best films of a generation, while influencing some of the worst films of a generation. But he gave women and black people amazing badass characters to cheer for....aaaaaaand he also gave a bunch of white guys an N-word pass." [cue montage of characters being bleeped as they say the n-word]
- "But one thing's always been clear, uncontroversial, and unanimous about Quentin Tarantino: this man. LOVES. A good. Foot." Cue a two minute music video of foot shots from Tarantino's movies, all while a singer sings "Feet feet, feet feet feet..." to the tune of The 5.6.7.8's Woo Hoo.
- Making it better, the music video doesn't reuse a single shot at all.
- Probably Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Madsen, Christoph Waltz (when he wants an Oscar), Movie Starsnote , Rising Starsnote , Fading Starsnote , Chapters, Trunk Shots, Red Apple Cigarettes ("Now that's the way a ciagrette should taste!"), Spittin', Bein' All Gross, Torture, Extreme Close Ups, A Movie Within the Movie, Austin Powers(?)note , and Himself.
Bad Boys
- Bad Boys (1995) (aka Blethal Bleapon)
- Starring: Narc Tale (Mike Lowry), Miami E.D. (Marcus Burnett), Baba Yaga (Alexei), Anger Middle Management (Captain Howard), *Marge Simpson Noises* (Theresa Burnett)), Drug Ring it On (Sidney Burnett), Phony Montana (Johnny Tapia), Two sets of actors playing essentially the same characters (Sanchez and Ruiz), Crazy Snitch Haitians, Grand Wiz-Zod (Floyd Poteet), Joker? (One of the carjackers in Part 1), Wooo! (Compilation of Mike shouting "Woo"), Michael Bay Casting Women, Michael Bay directing Women (Gratuitous shots of fanservice), Michael Bay directing action, and, People putting extra stank on Mike's name (Everyone putting Full-Name Basis on Mike Lowry).
- The narrator summing up the end of 2 where Sidney throws a gun at a landmine to kill one guy allowing Marcus to kill Johnny Tapia who falls onto another landmine, blowing him into Ludicrous Gibs is considered Michael Bay's "Mona Lisa."
Joker
- Joker (2019) (aka DanceDanceRevolution)
- "But this Joker has a few unique tricks up his sleeve, like the superhuman capacity to, um, bathe the elderly."
- "Experience a film with...one of, let's say third most uncomfortable Joaquin Phoenix interviews."
- "Do you feel some type of way about society? This movie does!"
- "Instead of writing "Damaged" on his forehead, he just damages his forehead."
- Starring... Moper (Arthur Fleck), They're All Gonna Laugh At You (Penny Fleck), Don't Trust Zazie In Apartment 8B (Because She's Imaginary) (Sophie Dumond), You Are ''Not'' The Father (Thomas Wayne), Lil Wayne (Bruce Wayne), Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro (Alfred Pennyworth), I Heard You Paint Faces (Murray Franklin), Hey Arthur, Are We Cool? (Murray's Assistant) and... Stairs (The stairs Arthur dances on after his transition to Joker)
Snow White and the Huntsman
Men in Black: International
- Men in Black: International (aka Men in Black: EU [pronounced eww])
- The narrator points out this is the second sequel to a Will Smith film to not feature Will Smith, but reference his character with an oil painting on the wall. He theorizes somebody is probably already working on Will Smith's oil painting for the Suicide Squad (2016) sequel.
- Just before the starring part, the Narrator gets so frustrated over the movie he asks to have his memory wiped with a neuralizer, and is granted his request.
- Starring: Not Hemsworth It (Agent H); Sorry to Bother Me (Agent M); I Did It For Maybe a Week, Hoping Some Men In Black Bastard Would Come Out of a Pub and Have a Go at Me About Something, You Know? (High T); Kumail Nan-Even Trying to Be Funny (Pawny); Why You Gotta Bring Rebecca Ferguson Into This? (Riza Stavros); Nanny McFlee (Agent O); James P. Sullivan (Luca Brasi); and The Twins Who Also Had to Be in Cats? Man, 2019 Was Not Their Year. (The Twins)
The Oscars (2020)
- To illustrate the frustration the typical Oscars watcher displays afterwards, a clip of the argument from Marriage Story plays.
- Charlie: Every day I wake up, I wish you were dead!
(cut to an Oscar statue lazily photoshopped over Nicole)
- Ford V Ferrari (aka Mattcar V Supercar: Le Mans of Justice)
- From the introductory description:Narrator: Based on a real-life race war... wait, that didn't come out right. ...Comes the movie you'll be watching every Father's Day until they remake True Grit again...
- To the brief description of the main characters:Narrator: ...Featuring Matt Damon as racing pioneer Caroll Shelby, and Christian Bale As Himself...
(Cue scene of Ken Miles furiously hammering at his race car's trunk lid)
- From the introductory description:
- 1917 (aka Uncut Gem)
- Just like the film, the narrator's summary is an uncut sentence.
- The narrator describes the film as a video game "with England's hottest leading men serving as the checkpoints."
- Joker (aka Disorder of the Phoenix)
- Marriage Story (aka White Spouse Down)
- Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (aka Summer of 69)
- Little Women (2019) (aka The Whitest Kids You Know)
- Narrator: ...In this classic tale of four little women, and the even littler boy who's working his way through them one at a time...
- The Narrator also comments on the film's message that women shouldn't have to choose between a career, marriage, and their family....as long as you have a distant relative who leaves you lots of cash. And marry a hot doctor. (Couldn't hurt!)
- Jojo Rabbit (aka Boy Meets World War II)
- Parasite (2019) (aka House Hunters International)
- The Irishman (aka Add to my Watchlist)
Terminator: Dark Fate
- Terminator: Dark Fate (aka Terminator Dos)
- The requests for the episode come in to the tune of the Terminator Leitmotif.
- Starring... Joan Connor (Dani Ramos), She Protec but She Also Attac (Grace), Gooper Trooper (Rev-9), ¡Que Linda! (Sarah Connor), Bot Carl (The Terminator, aka Carl), Gone in 60 Seconds (John Connor), and the American health care system (Grace being asked by a pharmacist if she has a prescription. She puts a gun on the counter and says "That's my prescription.")
- The Stinger has Diego's spot at the factory replaced by a robot.
Diego: "There's a new guy at my station."
Narrator: "They took our jerbs!"
Knives Out
- Knives Out (aka The Last PI)
- "Meet the Thrombeys, heirs to the world's most sumptuous sweater collection and a mansion that looks like an Applebee's-themed escape room."
- "[The Thrombeys'] patriarch is Christopher Plummer, the best actor to ever get typecast as the wealthy head of a miserable rich family; when his suicide is ruled a murder, everyone is a suspect, because he spent the night giving his entire family reasons to kill him. I mean, come on, man; don't you know cutting off your relatives is the number-two cause of death in rich people?"
- The list of "10 Most Common Rich People Deaths":
10. Bane
9. Wet Marble
8. Monocle Cut + Hemophilia
7. Tainted Oyster
6. Bohemian Grove Ropes Course Mishap
5. Crushed by Polo Horse
4. Space Tourism Rocket Explosion
3. Fear of Bernie Sanders
2. Cutting Off Relatives
1. Yacht Mutiny
- The list of "10 Most Common Rich People Deaths":
- "Taking the case is Benoit Blanc, a detective who could really use a fidget spinner (montage of Blanc fidgeting with various objects), played by an actor who could really use a dialect coach."
- Starring: Better Call Drawl (Benoit Blanc), If you need to spew, spew into this (Marta Cabrera), That is America's A**hole (Hugh Ransom Drysdale), ♫ Gonna Take This House From The Old Frown Strode ♫ (Linda Drysdale), Trash Bridges (Richard Drysdale), Michael Cane (Walt Thrombey), Inheritary (Joni Thrombey), 13 Reasons Why You're Out of The Will (Meg Thrombey), Frank Oz, the Great and Powerful (Alan Stevens), Get Out! (Lieutenant Elliot), Old Deuteronomy (Great-Nana), and Kevin Spacey (Harlan Thrombey).
Frozen II
- Frozen II (aka Rise of Icewalker)
- The Narrator says that Thor: Ragnarok would sue the film for stealing its plot if it weren't for the fact that Disney owns everything.
- "All your favorite characters are back... to who they were at the beginning of Frozen I. Elsa's still moping on balconies; Anna's still caught between her sister and a mister; Kristoff has so little to do, they give him the plot of a 1930s comedy act, and Olaf is doing his best to hold it all together, until he joins the Disney Hall of Dust."
- "But what they all lack in character growth, they make up for in COSTUME UPGRADES!"Narrator: [with an "angry child" voice] Mom, I already told you, I want the Self-Actualized Elsa with the sparkly personal growth dress! This is Fearless Queen Elsa with the gossamer dream cape! Idiot! And where's new Permafrost Olaf?!
- Starring: Frosty the Sidekick (Olaf), The Last Black Man in Arendelle (Lieutenant Mattias), They Look Like Big, Strong Hands, Don't They? (Earth Giants), Toothless (Bruni), Norwegian Rhapsody (Kristoff singing "Lost in the Woods"), The Best Friend from a Rom Com That Plays Basketball with the Main Lead (Ryder), The Blink-and-You'll-Miss-It Gay Character That Disney Will Pat Itself on the Back About (Honeymaren), Kid Sister! Kid Sister! Wherever I Go, She Goes! (Anna), and The Fifth Element (Elsa).
The Witcher
- The Witcher (2019) (aka The Hair Witch Project)
- "When there's something strange in your bog or woods, who ya gonna call? A witcher, highly-trained mutant killing machines who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason."
- "So if you ever wanted a show to put images in your head that would match the phrase 'porcupine wedding', 'sexy hunchback', or 'magical hysterectomy', then you are super-weird like us, and we finally have a show to enjoy together, because if Peak TV was all about 12-hour movies you have to binge all at once to appreciate, then I welcome the return of shows that can say 'Tonight on Witcher, meet a bog monster who's also... a beautiful lady?! Coming up after an all-new Buffy, only on UPN!'"
- Starring: Silent But Deadly (Geralt of Rivia); The Hunchback of Notre Daaaaaamn (Yennefer of Vengerberg); Hey Ciri *Siri noise* (Cirilla "Ciri" Fiona Elen Riannon); My Ballads Bring All the Coins to the Bard (Julian Alfred Pankratz/Jaskier); Blood Sugar Ex Magick (Istredd); Baths (shots of characters taking a bath); Beheadings (montage of characters having their heads leave their bodies); Barf (montage of characters throwing up); Boobs (shots of female characters exposing themselves); Midsommar (a couple having sex while an audience applauds); Whisper Voicessss (montage of people hearing voices whispering to them; Magic Tree: What are you, child?); Talking About Coin (montage of people talking about coin), Talking About Destiny (montage of characters talking about their destinies); and That Song You Finally Got Out of Your Head.
XXX Franchise
- XXX (aka Mission Impossibro)
- The narrator mocks Xander's choice of coats, which get bigger throughout the franchise. He even compares the blad Xander dressed in a large coat to an Ostrich giving birth.
- Starring: Bong. James Bong (Xander Cage), Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Agent Gibbons), A Leather-clad Female Double Agent (Yelena, Charlie, and Selena), Dr. Nyet (Yorgi), The Bad Guy from Speed 2 (General Deckert), Donnie Yes & Tony Yeah (Xiang and Talon), Ruby Tuesday's (Adele), Tony Colleting a Paycheck (Agent Marke), Your 2 Favorite Playstation Games (Tony Hawk and Mat Hoffman), ♫ You Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog, Crashing All the Time ♫ (Tennyson Torch), Machete (El Jefe), No-Limit Album Covers 1996-2000 (People holding machine guns on a tank), and Iced Cube (Darius Stone emerging from a refrigerator and restraining an armed man).
- The Stinger:Agent Gibbons: Do we wanna drop another mouse in the snake pit, or do we wanna send our own snake and let him crawl in?
Narrator: Okay boss; just make sure you pick ground shipping this time.
Neville Flynn: I have HAD IT with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!
The Journey of Natty Gann
- The Journey of Natty Gann (aka Lady and Some Tramps)
- Note that this is (currently) exclusive to the Screen Junkies Twitter feed, and was commissioned by Patton Oswalt as a birthday gift to Meredith Salenger (his wife, and the star of the movie).
Mulan
- Mulan (aka Big Trouble in Actual China)
- The trailer opens with some Disney's worst instances of Unfortunate Implications with Chinese characters. Including the Siamese cat playing piano with chopsticks in The Aristocats
- The narrator concludes that Mulan killed more people with snow than Elsa ever did (referring to the scene where Mulan starts an avalanche).
- "But Mulan isn't alone in her fight against the Huns, an evil race complete with fangs, claws, yellow beady eyes, and... Good Lord, Disney; these were an actual people, not the Uruk-hai! She'll be joined by Mushu, a tiny dragon workshopping his Donkey audition, and a supporting cast that's also challenging stereotypes: a gentle giant, a cricket who doesn't wear hats or sing, and a Chinese guy who sounds just like Harvey Fierstein."
- In regards to the many shirtless scenes of Shang, the narrator wonders why he's got nipples while Aladdin doesn't, and even suggests the Disney+ version should have the option to turn the nipples off.
- Starring: Mulanna Man (Mulan), Dracarys Is My Name (Mushu), I Like The Way You Work It, No Jiminy (Cri-Kee), Shang Tsings! (Shang), In 1992, Shan Yu Was An Advertising Executive In Baltimore, Maryland Then, For Reasons Known Only To Him, He Left His Wife And Career And Moved Deep Into The Forest. Now, He Is Known Only As The Falconer (Shan Yu), And... Realizing You Got Mulan To Thank For Rick and Morty's Worst Fans (A McDonald's commercial for Szechuan Sauce).
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
- The Rise of Skywalker (aka Star Wars Episode IX: The Last Star Wars)
- The narrator compliments the movie for doing the impossible; uniting both fans and detractors of The Last Jedi, by making a movie that doesn't appeal to either group.
- "From Colin Trevorrow, until someone saw The Book of Henry, and the director who’s never seen a landing he couldn’t not stick (J. J. Abrams), comes the epic conclusion to The Force Awakens."
- The video makes fun of Palaptine's announcement being shown to Fortnite players by comparing it to how the second Death Star debuted in Root Beer Tapper. Cue pixelated picture of the Death Star showing up on the left wall of the bar, accompanied by an 8-bit version of the Imperial March.
- Starring: Oh, We’re Using Our Made-Up Names, Then I Am Rey Skywalker (Rey); Hucked Finn (Finn); Narco Poe-Lo (Poe Dameron); Gentle Ben (Kylo Ren); “Use The Force, Me.” (Luke Skywalker); The Only Consistent Character Across All 9 Films (C-3PO); Participation Trophies (Chewbacca); Don’t Force So Hard, You’ll End Up Just Like Your Brother (General Leia Organa); An Old Man Wearing The Same Outfit He Had In His 20’s (Lando Calrissian); Cut Off My Mane! (Han Solo); The Rocketeer (Zorii Bliss); Rolling James D-0 (D-O); Tony Sith Cloned This In A Cave! (Emperor Palpatine); Bland Moff Tarkin (Allegiant General Pryde); A Rose By Any Other Name Would Get To Speak (Rose Tico); How Can I Be A Mechanic I Have No Arms (Klaud); Darth Sibelius (Oma Tres); You Know What’s Cooler That 1 Captain Phasma? 6 Captain Phasmas (Knights of Ren); And Rey’s Dramatic Reveal Face (all clips of Rey with a surprised reveal face).
Justice League - The Snyder Cut
- Justice League - The Snyder Cut (aka Hashtag: The Movie)
- Similar to their Honest Trailer for Half-Life 3, the episode is one big April Fool's joke, since the "Snyder Cut" (a supposed Re-Cut of Justice League) has never been released. As such, the trailer is filled with ridiculous claims and jokes.
- It gets more Hilarious in Hindsight when it's actually going to happen.
- In reference to Henry Cavill's moustache being edited out of the reshoots, the Snyder cut puts a moustache on Wonder Woman.
- Starring: The original cast of Justice League, plus Lobo (Rocky), Damian Wayne (Mutt Williams), Booster Gold (Ali G), Hawkman (Vultan), Catwoman (Bombalurina), Catman (Joe Exotic), Krypto (Buddy), Raven (Lydia Deetz), Martian Manhunter (Piccolo), Dr. Manhattan (Will Smith as the Genie), and Green Lantern. "Come on, give the guy another shot."
- Similar to their Honest Trailer for Half-Life 3, the episode is one big April Fool's joke, since the "Snyder Cut" (a supposed Re-Cut of Justice League) has never been released. As such, the trailer is filled with ridiculous claims and jokes.
Birds of Prey
- Birds of Prey (2020) (aka Insane Clown's Posse)
- "In a world where Warner Bros. wishes Jared Leto never existed... in fact, where all of Suicide Squad was a lie; forget it ever happened."
Cats
- Cats (aka Balls of Furry)
- Almost all of the trailer is done in song to the tune of songs from the movie.Narrator: I am so, so sorry.
- "Now that director Tom Hooper has won his Oscar, Satan has returned to claim his half of the deal."
- Their absolutely scathing parody of Mr. Mistoffelees' song, played over screenshots of Rotten Tomatoes reviews for the movie:Nobody saw this phenomenal bomb
That lost tons of money
Reviews were all
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp
And we all sing
Oh, hell, never was there ever
A failed endeavor
This tragic, oh God, won't you stop it please? (This tragic!)
Oh, wow, never have I ever
Had to get hammered to finish a movie, now stop it please! (Please! Stop!)
Oh, God, this song goes on forever (Stop! God!)
I want to sever my optic nerves, please,
J-Hud, stop it, please!! - Starring: White Chicks (Victoria), Meowgic the Gathering (Mr. Mistoffelees), The Why're You In This Movie? (Macavity), Pitch Purrrfect (Jennyanydots), Hooker, Feline and Stinker (Grizabella), Lame, Judi Dench (Old Deuteronomy), MC Skat Kat (Rum Tum Tugger), Trashcan Karaoke (Bustopher Jones), Ian McKitten (Gus), Train to Pussan (Skimbleshanks), Captain Jack Sorrow (Growltiger), and Look What They Made You Do (Bombalurina).
- Almost all of the trailer is done in song to the tune of songs from the movie.
Tiger King
- Tiger King (aka Animal Crackers)
- Starring... Joe's crack team of employees (footage of Joe's staff ranging from Only Sane Man (Josh Dial) to drugged out (Travis)), Meat Talk (footage of feeding the animals as well as the day old/expired Walmart meat the employees eat), Getting interviewed while holding an animal (Exactly What It Says on the Tin), Threatening to kill people (Joe's various death threats to anyone threatening his zoo, especially Carole Baskin), Everyone's broke (The GW Zoo having lost money from fighting the lawsuit), Employee abuse (Joe being a Bad Boss as well as Carole), Animal abuse (stories of how Doc Antle puts older animals to sleep or Joe killing his own animals), Fashion abuse (Jeff Lowe having a Limited Wardrobe in Affliction t-shirts), Carole laughing at something she said (Exactly What It Says on the Tin), Shaq (Surprise that Shaquille O'Neal had visited the GW Zoo), Logan Paul (Not surprised that he was there), Beyoncé (Big "NO!" that she was there), Animal Lover = Cult Leader (showing footage of Joe Exotic and Doc Antle being not so different in how their groups are practically cult like), Animal Lover = Drug Dealer (Joe Exotic and Mario Tabraue being drug dealers for different reasons. Joe doing it to keep his boyfriends doped up while Mario did it to fund his zoos), Animal Lover = Animal Lover? (Joe being a little too playful with the lions and tigers in his zoo), and... Payback (scenes of animals attacking people like Joe, and Saff losing his arm).
Sonic the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) (aka Re-Animator)
- The Narrator getting creeped out by the original version of Sonic.Narrator: Meet So—AAAAAHH! WHAT IS THAT?! NO! GROSS! BAD! I WANT THAT THING GONE, YOU HEAR ME?! GONE!
(cut to black as a gunshot is heard)
Narrator: Whew! Close call. - As the Narrator wonders where they got the money to redesign and reanimate Sonic, it cues up a montage of all the Product Placement in the film.Narrator: Wow, all these product placements and they didn't do the one that would actually fit.
(cut to a commercial for the Sonic drive-in restaurants) - The narrator calls Sonic a faster, bluer version of Pokémon Detective Pikachu, since SEGA naturally had to rip-off something from their main competitor Nintendo.
- In reference to Sonic's design being changed after the first version was met with unanimous horror, the narrator claims that for once an angry mob of nerds acutally changed something for the better.
- Starring: Lightning McTween (Sonic), James Marsden, Friend to Cartoon Animals Everywhere (Tom), Federal Marshall Bill (Dr. Robotnik), Doctor Does-Little (Maddie), and Stop or My Mom Will Hoot (Longclaw).
- The Stinger claims that Sonic wrapping up two guys in toilet paper would be considered an act of terrorism these days (since, following the COVID-19 pandemic, toilet paper was infamously hoarded to the point of causing a massive shortage, at least in the USA).
- The Narrator getting creeped out by the original version of Sonic.
Star Wars Clone Wars
- Star Wars: Clone Wars (aka Star Shorts)
- Starring: My Little Pony, Magic Friendship Is (Yoda riding a steed), Hyperspace Tracking? Ah Man, Last Jedi Ruined this Movie Too? (Anakin tracking a ship going through hyperspace), Like Zoinks, Master Mundi! (Sha'a Gi), These Squid Guys Have a Dong and Balls on the Back of Their Heads, It Flops and Everything! (The Quarren), C3 Peep Show (C-3PO revealing his gold plating), and Dramatic Cloak Work (montage of cloaks being presented dramatically).
- The fact that the narrator assures viewers that the current Clone Wars will be covered eventually, as it had just ended.
Blade Runner 2049
- Blade Runner 2049 (aka Bots Baby)
- Starring: Special K (Officer K), Living Alone? Solo (Deckard), E-Girls (Joi), Thirty Seconds to Mars. No, Really, That's How Long It Takes In The Future. (Niander Wallace), Princess Buttercop (Lt. Joshi), The Terminatrix (Luv), Dave Bot-Tista (Sapper Morton), and My Little Pony: Hardship Is Tragic (the horse figurine).
Trolls: World Tour
- Trolls World Tour (aka Kidz Bop)
- Right off the bat they break new ground by suggesting an additional Honest Title... Troll 2.
Friends
Twister
- Twister (aka Marriage Stormy)
- Starring: That's It, Man. Gale Over, Man! Gale Over! (Bill), Jo Versus the Tornado (Jo), Aaaaas Yoooou Wiiiiiish (the tornado), Dr. Girlfriend (Melissa), Gustin' Hoffman (Dusty), Aaron Burr! (Allan), Never a Boring Ride with Alan Ruck (Robert), Dr. Daniel Fahrenheit (Jonas), Moooove B***, Get Out the Way (a cow in the tornado), House Hunters Oklahoma (Bill and Jo crashing into an uprooted house), and Meteorology Slang (a montage of such).
The Fifth Element
- After saying Ruby Rho went down as the best screamer in sci-fi, they follow it up by saying he was also one of the only people to go down in sci-fi (the "all positions" scene).
- The Fifth Element (aka Laidrunner)
- Starring... Buzzed Lightbeer (Korben Dallas), What If God Was One of Us? (Leeloo), Chris Tucked (Ruby Rhod), Darth Bezos (Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg), Hold Me Closer Tiny Lister (President Lindberg), Priests In Spaaaaaaace (Father Vito Cornelius), Blueyonce (Diva Plavalaguna), The Rubeyhive (Ruby Rhod's followers), Lessons about consent (Korben getting a gun pointed to his head by Leeloo after going in for a kiss), The Present Day NYPD (The police chasing and shooting Korben's cab) and This Mugger who Wears A Picture of Korben's Hallway on His Head to Trick Him. No joke here. We just really like the guy. Korben makes him do an embarrassing dance to which the Narrator says "I hope that dance catches on."
Shrek 2
- Shrek 2 (aka Kingdom Farts)
- The Narrator pointing out all of the fans of Human Shrek.
- The Narrator noting that some of the jokes make the film seem more transphobic than J. K. Rowling on her third butterbeer.Narrator: But hey, times change. And Shrek 2 can't be expected to predict the future, or they definitely would have cut this part out.
Donkey: (while getting arrested) POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!
Narrator: Uh, uh, quick! Somebody fart! - Starring: The Shrek is Love Guru (Shrek), The Literal Princess Diaries (Fiona's diary), Fi-Fy-O-Na (Fiona), Sidekick Horseman (Donkey as a stallion), How You Spay? Ah, Yes... (Puss in Boots), Toffrey (Prince Charming), I'm Actually Mary Poppins, Y'all! (Queen Lillian), Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life (Mongo), I'm a Witch and I Hover, I'm a Fairy Godmother (Fairy Godmother), and You're the Man Now Frog! (King Harold as a frog)
- The Stinger:
A Goofy Movie
- A Goofy Movie (aka Mad Max: Furry Road Trip)
- The trailer opens noting that this is basically the best you can get with Disney+ now that you watched The Mandalorian and survived 10 minutes of Artemis Fowl.
- The narrator mentions that the movie features "The exact amount of Pauly Shore before he becomes obnoxious."Narrator: That's it! Stop right there! Perfect! Not a second more!
- Starring: The Dogfather (Goofy), Lil Bow Wow (Max), Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino! (Pete), Wait, His Name is P.J. Pete? Pete Junior Pete? And His Dad is Pete Pete? How Did Their Civilization Last This Long? (P.J.), Kelly Kapupski (Roxanne), Skipping School? Inconceivable! (Principal Mazur), Cheese the Juice (Bobby), and All Dogs Flow to Tevin (Powerline).
- In The Stinger, the Narrator points out how creepy it is that the same group of nuns have been following the Goofs all through the movie.
- In place of Epic Voice Guy, Jason Marsden (the voice of Max) reads the comments.
The Neverending Story
- The Neverending Story (aka My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasia)
- Starring: Reading Lame-O (Bastian), Deep-V (Atreyu), Bing-Bong (Falkor the Luckdragon), Great A-tuin (Morla the Ancient One), The Wolf Who Cried Boy (Gmork), I'm Korg. I'm Made of Rocks, as you can see. (The Rockbiter), the first time you read the Red Wedding (Bastian throwing away the book), Say My Name, Say My Naaaaame (The Childlike Empress), Have Fun Storming the Storm! (Engywook), Turbo the Racing Snail (Gluckuk on his racing snail), That one Goblin from Labyrinth (Vooshvazool), Booby Trap (The Sphinxes), The Biggest Block of Butter We've Ever Seen (), Badly Dubbed Lines (), Gumby, Mickey Mouse, E.T. and C3PO... Wait, what is this? Ready Player One? (The silhouettes of certain background characters at the Ivory Tower) and How Your Mom Watches TV (Bastian going "WHAT?", "That's Impossible", "Be Confident!" and "RUN ATREYU! RUN!"note )
Indiana Jones Trilogy
- The Indiana Jones Trilogy (aka Adventure Time)
- The Narrator remarks that Indy's claim that he can fly a plane but not land it fits perfectly considering Harison Ford's track record of (almost) crashing his plane.
- "Prepare for three near-perfect adventure movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, a film that’s perfect in every way, except when it implies the hero slept with a child; Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, a film that’s perfect in every way, except for all the racism; and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, a film that’s perfect in every way as the ending to this hero’s journey, except for the fact that (sigh) it wasn’t."
- Starring: Antifa Jones (Indy shooting Nazis), Out-Of-Control Karen Caught on Video! (Marion), Salaah! (Salah), The Old Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (Young Indy), I Don't Know Why, Belloq Swallowed That Fly (Belloq), Big Wilie Style (Willie), Forget Mutt, This is Indy's Son (Short Round) Finish Him! Fatality! (Mola Ram ripping out a man's heart), Just Let It Go, Elsa! (Elsa Schneider hanging on to Indy while trying to nab the Holy Grail), Dan Aykroyd?, Creeeepy Crawlers (snakes and other assorted creatures), Miracle Whip (Indy's whip conveniently latching on to the right things), Hitting Nazis, Good! Hitting Women and Children, Bad! Hitting Sean Connery? (imitates Connery's Scottish accent) An Open-Handed Slap is Justified, and Harrison Ford in Real Life (Indy crashing a plane juxtaposed with articles of Harrison Ford crashing vehicles).
The Rock
- The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson)
- The trailer opens stating this has the best Nicolas Cage Title Drop ever.
- Starring: We Have No Choice But to Stanley (Goodspeed); Double Old Seven (Mason); General Grievance (Gen. Hummel); Navy Biehn (Cmdr. Anderson); Who Can Take a Nerve Gas? Turn Your Face to Goo? Hold a City Ransom For a Million Bucks or Two. The Candy Man Can. (Capt. Darrow); What a Cox (Capt. Hendrix); Jonathan Van Less (the barber); Baaaaalllls (the VX gas); and "Gentlemen" (montage of characters saying the word "gentlemen").
Cowboy Bebop
- Cowboy Bebop (aka Blade Lounger)
- Starring... Bed Head Redemption (Spike Spiegel), Alita: Bounty Angel (Faye Valentine), Jet Blue (Jet Black), Ed, Edd and N.B. (Edward), Dog the Bounty Hunter (Ein), V With Vendetta (Vicious), Illegally Blonde (Julia), Ladiiiies (Shots of women in Fanservice), Ladies (Shots of women who meet tragic ends), Celebrity cameos? (Exactly What It Says on the Tin), Monochrome..., Cowboys (People saying the word "cowboys"), An actual cowboy, American Health Care (Faye's 300 million wulong price for her treatment), Twitter, and... 2020. (Jet saying "Nothing good comes from the earth anymore.")
- The Stinger and comments were read by Spike himself Steve Blum.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (aka A.T.H.F Awkward Tween Hunger Force)
- The Narrator spends the whole video confusing the movie with Mac and Me.
- Starring: Home Aphone (Elliott); Drew Barrym-Awww (Gertie); Representation for the Disabled Community (Eric Cruise); Misrepresentation of Native Americans (Debbie); Keys Keys Keys, Keys on Bad Guys (shots of government agents having a keychain hang out of their pockets); How to Disguise Your Stuntmen (Tyler, Steve, and Greg, wearing various face-covering objects, plus shots of obvious stuntmen on bikes); Botanicus? Is That You? (E.T. in front of his spaceship); A Literal Fleshlight (E.T.'s glowing fingertip); Five Nights at Freddy's (MAC dancing while disguised as a bear); Marooned with Children (MAC's family); A Wrinkle in Slime (E.T.); and Fetus the Slack Jawed Yokel (MAC).
- The Stinger has the Narrator apologize for the Bait-and-Switch, and gives us a deleted scene of Ant-Man in Avengers: Endgame. It's actually the Eric rolling off the cliff scene from Mac and Me, referencing Paul Rudd's never-ending crusade to troll Conan O'Brien.
Starship Troopers
- Starship Troopers (aka Saving Private Rico)
- "Meet a cast of...(snort) "teenagers" who put the "hot-zi" in Nazi as they follow their boners off to a space war."
- "Evil space bugs are on the attack because they hate our freedom... or because we started colonizing their planets. Tomato, tomahto. Now, they're sending hordes of fierce warriors who can withstand a hail of gunfire...or, like, half a clip when the plot demands it, in beautifully crafted battle scenes that still fool the eye twenty years later, blending the meticulous use of CGI with the repulsive neon goo they use to mix Monster Energy. Hey, modern movies! Use real goo! You can't fake good goo!"
- The Starring section is read by an interrupting Lt. Rico, reprised by Casper Van Dien himself. He's even accompanied by footage that vaguely matches him chewing out the narrator."I only have one rule in this outfit: nobody quits, every jokes hits!"
- Starring... Battlestud Galactica (Johnny Rico), She wants the Diz-nick (Isabella "Dizzy" Flores), Where in the World Is Carmen Buenos Aires (Carmen Ibanez), I'm With Busey (Ace Levy), Get Out of My Head, Doogie! (Carl Jenkins), Shot for Teacher (Lt. Rasczak), Whoa, it's Hank from Breaking Bad, I love that show! (The army recruiter played by Dean Norris), StarCraft (The Bugs)
- The "Starring"'s final character - "Desire To Know More Intensifies"
- The stinger:Narrator: Sir, nicely done, sir!
Rico: Honest Trailers does the writing, Mobile Infantry does the dying. Epic Voice Guy, welcome to the Roughnecks!
Narrator: Rico's Roughnecks!
Both: Hooah!
Avatar: The Last Airbender
- Avatar: The Last Airbender (aka Earth Wind Aang Fire)
- Starring... The Nature Boy WOOOO! (Aang), This is Katara, She's Got My Back (Katara), Okay Boomerang (Sokka), Bei Fong F-Fong Fong Fong (Toph), Pyro Ren (Zuko), Spill the Tea (Iroh), Kyoshi Warriorrrrs Come Out and Plaaaa-aaay (Suki and the Kiyoshi Warriors), Catbus (Appa), Swiper, No Swiping! (Momo), Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen, Ty Lee. (Azula), La La Laaaa La La (Mai), I'd Like to Take His Face...Off (Koh the Face-Stealer), Female Cosplayers at Comic Con (Ty Lee beating the crap out of a bunch of guys surrounding her), Chan and Ron Jon. No joke here. Just a big fan. (Chan and Ron Jon), Netflix Synergy (Shot of Aang, Toph and Sokka surrounded by lava while a Floor Is Lava logo is shown on the lava), Aang Face (Some of the many silly and over-the-top comical reactions Aang has), It's Time to D-D-D-Duel (The various duels in the series starting with Zuko and Zhao's Agni Kai, the Gan Jin and Zhang in the Great Divide, Zuko finding out he's in an Agni Kai with Firelord Ozai, Katara challenging Master Pakku to a duel, Zhao challenging Aang to a duel, Azula challenging Zuko to a duel, and finally Azula ordering Lo and Li to an Agni Kai), Spoooooky Spirit Stuff (The various spirits and visions in the series), Baaaaalls (Aang riding around on his airball), First Base (The various kisses throughout the series), and Death Cabbage for Cutie (The Cabbage Merchant never getting a break with his cabbages).
The Old Guard
- The Old Guard (aka Bad Boys for Life)
- The narrator declares that anyone would want to commit suicide after spending time with Nicky and Joe. Oh, not because they're gay but because it must really suck to be eternally single next to a loving couple.
*Over a clip of Nicky and Joe kissing* Kiiiillll meeeeee.- The numerous out of context clips of the team healing leads the narrator to assume they can heal their wounds just by moaning and grunting, and he tries it out for himself. The end result is....interesting.
Mean Girls
- Mean Girls (aka White Chicks)
The Boys
- The Boys (aka All Super-Cops are Bastards)
- When Starlight is introduced by the narrator, he says that she has "the power to cut down the VFX budget by blinding the entire screen".
- Starring… New Zealand Jack Sparrow (Billy Butcher); Louis Sea K (The Deep); Let's go to the couch, have a nice warm pizza roll, and wait for all this to blow over (Hugh Campbell, Sr.); The IT Cowed (Hughie Campbell); American Psycho (Homelander); Twilight Sparkle (Starlight); Adventures in Super Babysitting (Madelyn Stillwell); O. J. Sprintson (A-Train); The AA-Team (Queen Maeve); The 7th Sense (Mesmer); Ant Man tease for Season 2? (close-ups of flies buzzing around the actors); Wait, he's Mother's Milk? That's gotta be a mistake, right? Shouldn't she (Madelyn Stillwell with breast milk pumps) be Mother's Milk? (the title card has her labeled as Mother's Milk); The Year 2020 (Hughie: Just when you think this sh*t can't get any more horrible.|Butcher: Nah, don't worry. It can get a lot more horrible.) and Exposition News, Live Whenever it's Convenient (scenes of plot exposition given by news reports).
- The Stinger: "You need someone to tease as the big villain for the villain of your prestige TV show? You call Giancarlo Esposito." (cut to a scene of Moff Gideon cutting his way out of a TIE fighter with the Darksaber)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
- Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (aka Batman Forever Alone)
- "From the character who will be rebooted every few years until all movies are Batman..."
- "You've seen the story of how Batman began. (shows 1989 version of Bruce's parents' murder) A lot. (shows Batman Begins version) Okay, once more for good measure. (shows Batman v Superman version) Okay, that's enough. (shows Joker version) I said, enough! (shows Gotham version)"
Mulan (2020)
- Mulan (2020) (aka The Emperor's New Dude)
- Mulan's kill count.
- Starring... Ming Nah (Mulan); Zhou That's What I Call Music (Hua Zhou); Sword Art Offline (Commander Tung); Chi-Curious (Chen Honghui); Nick, Schmidt, and Winston (Ling, Yao and Cricket); Falcon Punch! (Xianniang in hawk form knocks Mulan off her horse); You Either Die a Hero, or You Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain (Jason Scott Lee as Böri Khan, alongside a picture of him as Mowgli from The Jungle Book (1994)); TW Olans!? (Ming-Na's cameo); Hmmm, Yes, A Tiny Net is a Death Sentence. (Sergeant Qiang in a rope trap); and A Gender Reveal Party (Mulan's avalanche).
Every Streaming Service
They do something different by hitting the media streaming services and their parent companies in particular:
- Netflix (aka Quikster)"Who cares if they're billions of dollars in debt? When your company name is a verb, the money printer goes 'brrrr...'"
- CBS All Access (aka Too Many Treks)"It's a service whose been so fully ignored by non-Trekkies that their parent company is already changing the name. Good sign. (whispered) No it isn't."
- Peacock (aka Half-cocked)
- Amazon Prime (aka Cyberdyne Prime)
- The first thing they do is point out how this one's literally listening to the public, thanks to Alexa.
"...delivery drones, which are just a turret gun away from becoming murder drones! I feel like Bezos is the only one taking the "streaming wars" literally..."cut to clip of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos laughing followed by "Psycho" Strings. - Quibi (aka 7 Minutes in Meh-ven)
- The whole segment notes how underwhelming Quibi is and how it's akin to taking a dog to a last walk.
- YouTube Red (aka America's Saddest Home Videos)
- HBO Max (aka Friends with Benefits)
- Hulu (aka Disney-)
- Apple TV+ (aka iPass)
- Disney+ (aka The Mickey Mouse Hub)
- Starring has more streaming services, like 2 Spooky 4 Me (Shudder), Crackle's Still Around? Good for You Crackle! (Crackle), Sports Without the Actual Games (ESPN+), Games Without the Actual Games (Twitch), Regular Ass TV All Over Again (FuboTV, Sling, DirecTV Now, Tubi), OnlyFans (Patreon), What? What's That One? I Don't Recognize That One, Guys. Sorry. [Don't Recognize It.] (PornHub Premium), and Yeah, I Don't Know Where You Guys Are Even Getting These From. I've Never Heard of Them Personally, That's for Sure. (The Pirate Bay). And once a commenter noted a lack of Crunchyroll, Screen Junkies replied "Yeah, forgetting Weebflix was totally on us 😬"
Firefly
- Firefly (aka Jossed in Space)
The Kissing Booth
- The Kissing Booth (aka Not Another Teen Movie (Until You've Learned Your Lesson))
Scream
- Scream (aka Scary Movie (What? That's what they were actually going to call it.))
- Honest Trailer Guy says the following trailer is rated S24M as in spoilers for a 24-year old movie.
- A montage of Ghostface being beat up with the Benny Hill music.
- Starring... I Know What Your Mom Did Last Summer (Sydney Prescott), Never Been Killed (Casey Becker), I'll Be There For You... When The Blood Starts to Pour (Gale Weathers), Aww Skeet Skeet Mr. Ulrich (Billy Loomis), Innnn The Garage I Feel Safe (Tatum Riley), Mountain Dewey (Sheriff Dewey Riley), Like Zoinks! Am I a G-G-G-Ghostface?! (Stu Macher), Slice Principals (Principal Arthur Himbry) and Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals (Billy saying to Sidney "Say hello to your mother", before cutting to Mark Wahlberg's "Okay, Donkey").
- The Stinger ends with the narrator pointing out the most scary part of the movie was a girl who came out of the toilet and sticks a finger in her mouth without washing her hands.
Us
- Us (aka Attack of the Clones)
- The rapid fire list of questions about the movie's explanation for the Tethered.
The Mandalorian
- The Mandalorian (aka The Outer Rim Job)
- The more the Narrator hears the word Mando being used to describe the titular character, the more it feels like it should be filed under N-Word Privileges.
"Hey, that's their word."- The Narrator tries to derail The Child's/Baby Yoda's cuteness by pointing out that he's fifty.
"I'm onto you, Baby Yoda! You can talk! You're just some creepy boomer with a diaper fetish, aren't you!"- The various cameos are compared to an alternate universe Saturday Night Live, complete with roll call.
- Starring... Dark Helmet (Din Djarin/The Mandalorian), I'm 50! (The Child/Baby Yoda), Baby, You've Got A Rootleaf Stew Going! (Greef Karga), MM Eh? (Cara Dune), Los Pollos Imperiales (Moff Gideon), Werner Herzog As Himself (The Client), Yes Satan? I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else (Burg), The Babysitter Clubs (IG-11), Oompa Loompa Doopity Den, Shut Your Dumb Mouth Cause I Have Spo-ken (Kuiil), The Outer Skyrim (The Armorer), How Do You Like them AT-ATs, huh? (Mayfield), Boba Feet, That's Not How the Magic Hand Thing Works (The Child waving when asked to do the "magic hand thing"), Nerds of the Round Table (Jon Favreau and other producers talking about the episode) and... When My Friends Ask What Fastball Song We're Listening To... (Montage of Mandalorians saying "This Is The Way")
National Treasure
- National Treasure (aka Red, White, and Blue's Clues)
- An example of Start X to Stop X:Narrator: When the Declaration of Independence is in danger...
Ben Gates: Someone's gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.
Narrator: One group will steal... the Declaration of Independence.
Ben Gates: I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.
Narrator: So that no one else can steal... the Declaration of Independence.
Ben Gates: I'm not gonna let you steal the Declaration of Independence. - "Hang on; this movie is about the Freemasons, and this movie was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, who also made The Rock, where Sean Connery plays John Mason! Connery? Con-nery? Ornery? Ornery con? Lying old people! And what old person lied? General Hummel, who was played by Ed Harris! Con Harris, Con Air, which was also produced by Bruckheimer and starred Nicolas Cage! And the villain was Cyrus "The Virus"! Coronavirus! A con in the air! Wake up, sheeple!"
The Evil Dead movies
Toy Story 4
- Toy Story 4 (aka Child's Play)
The New Mutants
- The New Mutants (aka Teenage Mutants Facing Hurdles)
- The opening claims the movie looks like the fourth best superhero movie of 1995, beating Darkman II: The Return of Durant.
- "Oh, maybe a demon smoke bear ex machina! (the Demon Bear mauls Dr. Reyes to death) Okay, the last one was a joke, you guys! What the f*ck were you thinking?! "
A Christmas Story
- A Christmas Story (aka A Christmas Sketch Show)
- At the end of Starring, Scut Farkus shows up and starts beating up the Narrator. And yes, they got his original actor (Zack Ward) to reprise him too.
Donnie Darko
- Donnie Darko (aka 28 Days Later)
- Starring: Donald Glower (montage of Donnie Darko staring into the distance); Malone in the Dark (Gretchen Ross); RACHEL! (Elizabeth Darko); S. Darko: Origins (Samantha Darko); Patrick Shady (Jim Cunningham); Never Been Dismissed (Karen Pomeroy); Put the Bunny Back in the Box (Frank Anderson); Nothing But Respect for My President (Rose Darko); It's Been 84 Years... (Roberta Sparrow/"Grandma Death"); She's a Karen Queen [Queen Karen] (Kitty Farmer); Cuties, Available Now on Netflix (the "Sparkle Motion" dance group); Beavis and Butt-Head (Ricky Danforth and Seth Devlin); When the Edible Hits (Donnie's eyes dilating in the worldline); and... The Comments When We Get Something Wrong in an Honest Trailer.
Lost
Tenet
- Tenet (aka A Man A Plan A Canal Panama)
- Comparing the meeting between the Protagonist and Neil to Bill & Ted.
2020
- The year 2020 (aka Stay In Alive)
- Patton Oswalt joins in as he felt the Narrator wasn't being honest enough. He compares the year to the "On Your Left" scene from Avengers: Endgame but rather than all the heroes, it's just nothing but diarrhea painting Captain America.
- In The Stinger, the narrator notes "Remember in 2016 when, like, five celebrities died and everyone said things couldn't possibly get any worse?", prompting Patton Oswalt to remember how asking that in a movie always brings something worse.
Game Trailers
Disco Elsiyum
Mortal Kombat 11
- Mortal Kombat 11 (aka Time Crisis 11)
- Starring... Sexy Donatello (Jade), Arthur Morgan (Erron Black), Slipknot Reject (Kabal), No Oddjob (Kung Lao), Ice to Meet You (Sub-Zero), Fire Hazard Naruto (Scorpion), Seafood Salad (Cetrion), Extremely Violent Elsa (Frost), Angry Toothpicks (Baraka), Weeaboo Thor (Raiden), Blackarachnia (D'Vorah), Double Barrett (Jax), Black Sandman (Geras), Guy Ritchie Reject (Kano), Slaughter of the Year (Cassie Cage), Esidisi (Kotal Kahn), BloodRayne (Skarlet), Murder Mom (Sonya Blade), Jean-Claude Van Damme (Johnny Cage), Pingu Noob Noob (Noob Saibot), Methamphetamine Gollum (Kollector), Fandango (Kitana), Sheva Up Your Ass (Jacqui Briggs), Kang Fury (Liu Kang), Skelethot (Shao Kahn), Elvira Dead And Loving It (Sindel), John Redcorn (Nightwolf), A Number 3 (Shang Tsung), T 8 Dollars (The Terminator) and Tilda Swinton (Kronika)
Shenmue 3
- Shenmue III (aka Little Trouble in Big China 3)
- The narrator desperately tries to find improvements in the game before just giving up.Narrator: I don’t know what you want... They made another one of these! Playing it makes me feel like...time doesn’t exist.
- After pointing out "Shenmue was never good", The Stinger just asks people to play Yakuza instead, describing it as "like Shenmue but made by people who know what human happiness looks like".
- The narrator desperately tries to find improvements in the game before just giving up.
Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot
- Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot (aka Boudokai GT)
- Starring... Earth's Worstest Dad (Son Goku), Earth's Greatest Dad (Piccolo), Shared Custody (Son Gohan), Caillou (Krillin), Rich Luca (Bulma), Saiyan the Hedgehog (Raditz), Obligatory Over 9000 Joke (Vegeta), Nappa in the Ground (Nappa), BTS (The Ginyu Squad), Gex (Frieza), Kyle Reese (Future Trunks), Jesse (Android 18), James (Android 17), Team Rocket Hands Blasting Off Again (Android 16), Sexy Xenomorph (Perfect Cell) Jason Durillo (Mr. Satan), Million Dollar Baby (Videl), Mr. Yikes Ooh, you left him in here, huh? Yikes. (Mr. Popo), Tim Curry from Legend (Dabura), Two Kids in a Vest (Gotenks), King Slime (Majin Buu), Murder Tape Gum (Evil Buu), and Earth's Greatest Cuck (Yamcha getting killed by a Saibaman)
- "Love the game or hate it, but you have to give the game props for using the Japanese DBZ opening. (Cha La Head Cha La plays) Aw yeah, this still slaps."
Yakuza
- Yakuza (aka Shenmue: But Good)
- Starring... Goku-Tier Dad (Kazuma Kiryu), Mr. Stab Ur Girl (Goro Majima), The Dude Abides (Shun Akiyama), Thank You God Always (Taiga Saejima), Penny (Haruka Sawamura), That Friend You Regret from High School (Akira Nishiki), and A Million Faces to be Destroyed (the many ways players have beat down mooks over the series).
- The Stinger: "Oh yeah, there was also this one where there was a bunch of zombies everywhere. We don't talk about that one".
Monster Hunter World: Iceborne
- Monster Hunter World: Iceborne (aka Cabela's Big Game Hunter: Canada)
- Starring... Enguarde (Beotodus), Bullwinkle (Banbao), Vertigo (Viper Tobi-Kadachi), Nightquil (Nightshade Paolomu), Ipecac (Coral Pukei-Pukei), Liger Zero Degrees (Barioth), I Am Manbat (Nargacuga), Studied the Bladeasaurus (Glavenus). Sean Connery as the voice of Draco (Tigrex), But It Was Me, Brachydios (Brachydios), Karenkuno (Shrieking Legiana), Deathjerky Dark (Ebony Odogaron), Nvidia Kyurem (Velkhana), Bazelgeuce Bazelgeuce Bazelgeuce (Seething Bazelgeuce), Just Eat Around It (Blackveil Vaal Hazak), Lite Brite (Namielle), Final Form KK Slider (Zinogre), Koo Koo for Cocopuffs (Yian Garuga), and Salad Fingers (Shara Ishvalda)
- "Um, okay, who the hell decided that Pukei-Pukei needed a 360-degree laser beam? That's like strapping a rocket launcher onto a Miyata!"
- "...and the most important thing that could possibly be in a Monster Hunter DLC: a new cooking cutscene."
- The narrator, while hopping around on a small blue Kelbi: "ONWARD, MY MAJESTIC STEED!"
Warcraft 3: Reforged
Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
- Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE (aka Performa 5: #Royalties)
- Starring... Boretagonist (Itsuki Aoi), Katy Parry (Tsubasa Oribe), Ed Sheeran (Touma Akagi), Billie Bylith (Kiria Kurono), Hollywood Chie (Shut The Fuck Up About Hollywood) (Eleanora "Ellie" Yumizuru), Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (Mamori Minamoto), Miyavi (Yashiro Tsurugi), Chromic Sleep Apnea (Chrom), Feeling the Spearit (Caeda), The Chicago Bulls (Cain), Hexadecimal (Tharja), David Bowies (Virion), Dark Souls Glow Up (Draug), Chinese Finger Trap (Navarre), Mai Eyes Are Up Here (Maiko Shimazaki), Vocaloli (Tiki), and Who We All Are Inside (Barry Goodman)
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019) (aka Call of Shooty: Must Be Online)
Kingdom Hearts III
- Kingdom Hearts III (aka Fabula Kingdom Crystalis Re:Versus III/420)
- Starring... Starcrossed Loser (Sora), Liability (Kairi), Dark Power Bottom (Riku), Do I Own That Ha Ha (King Mickey) Medical Mallard Practice (Donald), He Likes to Hyukk (Goofy), Roxalcopter (Roxas), Reformed Juggalo (Axel), Gone Girl (Xion), Heart Worms (Ventus), Face/Off (Ventus), Aqua Bat-tery (Aqua), X's Gonna Give It To Ya (all of Xehanort's forms), and No-more-a (Yozora)
The Division 2: Warlords of New York
Nioh 2
- Nioh 2 (aka Yo-kai Watch)
- Starring... Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series (Hide), Ape Escape (Tokichiro Kinoshita), Scythe Her (Mumyo), Shiva (Princess Noh), Jason Momoa (Hachisuka Koroku), Majima Everywhere (Maeda Toshie), Listerfiend (Imagawa Yoshimoto), Dosan DeVito (Saito Dosan), Alt Skin Raiden (Kashin Koji), LL Fool J (Oda Nobunaga), and Petting this ghost cat
Mega Man Zero
- Mega Man Zero (aka Mega Man Kaizo)
- Starring... Omega Red (Zero), Ciel Team Six (Ciel), CTE (Fighting Fefnir), Pretty Fly for a White Guy (Harpuia), Murmaider (Leviathan), Sasuke (Phantom) Hair Helmet So are the bangs a part of a hat or the helmet? (Elpizo), Megaman Note Ten (Copy-X), Commander Craft Mac and Cheese (Craft), Dr. Lava Lamp (Dr. Weil), Mad Lib Animals (Einherjar Eight Warriors), and Digibomb Digital Bombers (Cyber-Elves)
Ori and the Will of the Wisps
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
- Animal Crossing: New Horizons (aka Animal King)
- The Narrator explaining why this installment has become a cultural phenomenon.Narrator: Sink your shovel into the unhallowed ground of New Horizons, the most anticipated game on the Switch since Smash Bros., rocketed to a whole new level of popularity through a combination of the social media era, new online features, and the fact that we're all locked in our houses all day. Causing everyone to strip-mine the content of this relaxing, casual game for online clout in a matter of weeks, and use it as a replacement for the social life they're not having, as the monkey's paw curls and grants the wish we've all had that our real life was like our Animal Crossing one.(cut to a clip of a villager silently sleeping on a cot in an empty room)
- Tom Nook is called "the cuddly raccoon slumlord we all love and despise".
- The Narrator's discussion on how the game's formula of ravaging your island's natural beauty, constantly having to rebuild your tools and paying to improve your island is a commentary on "the crushing alienation of capitalism".Narrator: I just lost half my Bells on the stalk market, and now I'm filling my inventory with rocks before I walk into the ocean!
- The description of how tedious it can be when you constantly have to watch minute-long cutscenes whenever other villagers come to your island in online mode, only for there to be not much to do when everyone's there.
- Starring: Tanooki Suit Jeff Bezos (Tom Nook), Light of My Life (Isabelle), The Store Life of Zack and Cody (Timmy and Tommy), Hocus Pokeus (Able Sisters), Professor Owl (Blathers), Hedwig (Celeste), Josey Camel (Saharah), Delta Airlines (Orville), Pepe La Pumps (Kicks), Kid Chameleon (Flick), Bidoof, (C.J.), Money Trap (Daisy Mae), A Living Nightmare (Zipper), and the 402 villagers you'll go through to get none of the ones you want.
- The Narrator explaining why this installment has become a cultural phenomenon.
Final Fantasy VII Remake
- Final Fantasy VII Remake (aka Final Fantasy VII Rewrite)
- Starring: Bottom Bottom (Cloud), Friends4Lifestream (Tifa), Mike Tyson Trying to Say Aeris (Aerith), Black Mega Man (Barret), Crazy Redd (Red XIII), Breaking Badger (Wedge), Topper Harley (Biggs), Power Thirst (Jessie), I've Come Up with a New Materia (Chadley), Johnny Bravo (Johnny), Recycled Shiki Design (Kyrie Canaan), Post Puberty Yozora (Leslie Kyle), Andrea You Staya (Andrea Rhodea), The Handmaiden (Madam M), Simple Rick's Wafers (Chocobo Sam), The Three Stooges (Beck's Badasses), Joe Dirt 3rd Class (Roche), The Deepest V (Reno), Mr. Worldwide (Rude), Lazy Joker (Don Corneo), President Drumpf (President Shinra), General Vladimir (Heidegger), Shou Tucker (Hojo), Moogle Management (Reeve), You Should Get That Looked At (Tseng), 1 Percent Seifer (Rufus Shinra), and One Winged Makosexual (Sephiroth)
- "Okay, now that we did FF7 when is The Bouncer remake? I mean I can't be the only one who wants that, right? Right? Hello? Anybody? Aww."
Doom Eternal
- Doom Eternal (aka Okay Doomer)
- Starring... The Walking Dead (Zombie), Call of Kablooie (Soldier), BBQ Imp, Goregoyles (Gargoyle), Deepthroat (Cacodemon), Krang (Arachnotron]], Put a shirt on for god's sake (Carcass), Mooobbbs (Mancubus), Demon Belmont (Whiplash), Up in that ass (Dread Knight), Slippery Boys (Prowler), One in the Stink (Pinky), The Rockettes (Revenant), Spawn Camping (Archvile), Citizen Kane (Doom Hunter), This guy comes up and slaps your gf's ass, what do you do? (Marauder), Donate tokens for more time (Tyrant), Totally ignored (Valen the Betrayer, Khan Makyr and the Hell Priests) and... Electric Devastation Carnival (Doomguy wearing the Doomicorn armor)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Resident Evil 3 Remake
- Resident Evil 3 (Remake) (aka Resident Evil 3 Reshoot)
- Starring... The Master of Unlocking (Jill Valentine), Gritty Reboot Big Bird (Carlos Olivera), Will Sasso (Brad Vickers), Bill Overbeck (Mikhail Victor), The Black Dude that doesn't die in the horror... Nevermind (Tyrell Patrick), Ey Nikolai It's Your Cousin. Why Don't You Take Me Bowling! (Nicholai Ginovaef), and Parasite Steve (Nemesis).
XCOM: Chimera Squad
- XCOM: Chimera Squad (aka E.T.P.D.)
Trials of Mana
- Trials of Mana (aka Translations of Mana)
- The narrator notes how they've added new models, animations, and mechanics for the modern era. If that modern era was 2005.
Narrator: Awwww look, they even have a terrible English dub.- Starring... Duran Duran (Duran), Valkyrie Profile (Riesz), Double Double, T!its and Trouble (Angela), OwO, what's this (Charlotte), Lord of the Dance (Hawkeye), The Original Dog Wick (Kevin), Navi gonna give you up (Faerie), and... Lil 'Xan (Lil Cactus)
Maneater
- Maneater (aka Sharkssasin's Creek: Jawhalla)
- Starring... Prawn Stars (Pierre "Scaly Pete" LeBlanc), Are Ya Winning Son? (Kyle LeBlanc), Cyril Figgis (The Narrator), and Deadly Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Deadly Shark Doo Doo Doo (the Shark)
Minecraft Dungeons
- Minecraft Dungeons (aka Roblox Immortal)
Valorant
- Valorant (aka Counter-Watch: Weeaboo Offensive)
The Wonderful 101
- The Wonderful 101 (aka Power Rangers: Home Depot)
- Starring: Red Punch Man (Wonder-Red), Dummy May Cry (Wonder-Blue), Chonk Le Bleu (Wonder-Green), Poison (Wonder-Pink), Arm and Hammer and Sickle (Wonder-Yellow), Mr. Mistoffelees (Wonder-White), Politically Incorrect Ranger (Yes, we know he's Indian) (Wonder-Black), and Lord Boros (Prince Vorkken)
Command & Conquer
- Command & Conquer (aka Rehash & Remaster)
The Last of Us Part II
- The Last of Us Part II (aka Kill Jill 2 Depression Boogaloo)
- Starring: Ellie Degenerate (Ellie), Mazel Tov! (Dina), Ronda Drowsy (Abby) Short Round (Lev) and Characters That Don't Matter I Guess (characters that briefly show up only to get killed off).
- The Stinger: The narrator points out the most unbelievable part of the game. The one character still playing the Play Station Vita during the apocalypse. Then commenting that the Game Gear would be the better choice as it doubles as a brick.
Ninjala
- Ninjala (aka Nintendo Shinobi Strikers)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated (aka SpongeBob 64)
- Starring: Porous Robert (SpongeBob), Majin Buu (Patrick), Aqua Furry (Sandy), Midlife Crisis Cthulhu (Squidward), Tiny Evil Mike Wazowski (Plankton), That Crab From Moana (Mr. Krabs), Crushstation (Larry the Lobster), Would You Like A Puff-Puff (Mrs. Puff), Ambiguously Gay Duo (Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy), Casper the Somali Pirate (The Flying Dutchman), Merman… MERMAN (King Neptune), Caesar Zeppeli (Bubble Buddy), and The Real MVP (Mollusk Very Precious) (Gary)
Deadly Premonition 2
- Deadly Premonition 2 (aka Don't Preorder 2: Do Better Than This, Guys]]
Ghost of Tsushima
- Ghost of Tsushima (aka Assassin's Creed: City Wall)
- Mr Kim: Goddamn Mongorian!
- Starring... Slaying with Jin and Juice (Jin Sakai). Rambo (Yuna), Big Mama (Masako), Total Prick (Ishikawa), Friendship Ended with Ryuzo (Ryuzo), Now Taka's My Best Friend (Taka), Lord Sh!tmura (Lord Shimura), Khannnnnn (Khotun Khan), and Artax-san (Jin's horse dying in Act 3)
- At that point Honest Trailer guy calls out Gameplay and Story Segregation that the horse can survive jumping off a cliff but it can't survive four arrows and that the game just hates horses, as shown by Jin's first horse dying in the opening of the game.
- The Stinger is a haiku they composed. It's recited over a scene of Jin, the titular Ghost, entering and exiting a hot spring:
Narrator: (clears throat) Samurai's milkshake / brings the Mongols to the yard / Honor claps both cheeks.
Paper Mario
- Paper Mario (aka Paper Mario's Series of Unfortunate Events)
- Starring... Super Model Mario (Mario), Thin Mint (Luigi), Twiggy (Princess Peach), Blue Eyes Paper Dragon (Bowser), Psilocybin (Goombas), Heroes on the Halfshell (Koopas), Explosive Personality (Bob-Ombs) All In That Boo-ty (Boos), Way, Way too many Toads (All the many Toads in the Mushroom Kingdom) and One Trillion Bad Puns (Exactly What It Says on the Tin)
- Honest Trailer Guy then ends it by saying if Nintendo messes around too long, someone will rip them off—oh wait, it already happened.
Destroy All Humans
Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout
- Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout (aka Alcohol Guys: Ultimate Blackout)
- The Starring section isn't characters, but ways to lose the game.
Fast & Furious: Crossroads
Risk of Rain 2
- Risk of Rain 2 (aka Shoot for Days 2)
Mortal Shell
- Mortal Shell (aka Shellkiro: Mortals Die Twice)
- Starring... That Guy from Prometheus (The Foundling), Knightman Fighter of the Dayman (Harros, the Vassal), Grim Fandango (Tiel, the Acolyte), Dr. Doomhammer (Solomon, the Acolyte), The Burger King (Eredrim, the Venerable), Jabba the Hutt (Vlas), Hexadecimal (Sester Genessa), and Dark Big Bird (The Old Prisoner)
Marvel's Avengers
- Marvel's Avengers (aka Marvel's Averagers)
- Starring... Teen Angstrong (Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel), The Incredibly Depressed Hulk (Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk), Trailer Man (Tony Stark/Iron Man), Lara Crafty (Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow), The Hammer is my penis (Thor Odinson), Captain American't (Steve Rogers/Captain America), Duracell (George Tarleton/MODOK)
- The narrator says if Square-Enix wants to make money, they should make a nude Captain America skin, shown with a very long Censor Bar. It worked for Chris Evans.
Among Us
- Among Us (aka Among Sus)
- Starring... Doing a little s!@t when the report window pops up, The crewmate that would swear on his dead mother if it got him not voted, The dude that always sounds suspicious even if he doesn't mean to, The Impostor who self reported to try to accuse you first, The Impostor that self reported and gets hit with the self report lul... The guy who may have been outsmarted but outsmarted their outsmarting, Getting picked blindly and somehow getting lucky, and Getting accused of being shady for taking too long on the card swiping minigame.
- Noting how Among Us completely took all the air away from that other viral game from a couple weeks ago. Using a clip from The Simpsons of the family looking at baby lambs and Homer shooing Fall Guys away.
- The narrator predicts that, with the way these viral gaming trends work out, in a decade, the hot new game craze will be a 30-player chess match where someone comes to your house and kills your entire family if you lose.
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 & 2
- Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 & 2 (aka Tony Hawk's Exisential Crisis)
Hades
- Hades (aka The Binding of Zagreus)
- Starring... Swagreus (Zagreus), Are You Losing, Son? (Hades), Yacko (Hypnos), Whip It, Whip It Good (Megaera), Dead Daddy (Thanatos), Malificent (Nyx), Quaid, Start the Reactor (Chaos), Doesn't Charon (Charon), The Zeus is Loose (Zeus), Voss Boss (Poseidon), Too Much Bronzer (Athena) Aphrodite OnlyFans (Aphrodite), Merry Critsmas (Artemis), About To Get Merked by Kratos (Ares), The F!$king Catalina Wine Mixer (Dionysis), Definitely on Uppers (Hermes), Ice Kween (Demeter), Long Hair Chris Hemsworth (Achilles), Zapp Brannigan (Theseus), Flank Steak (Asterius), Dendrophilia (Eurydice), Robert Smith (Orpheus), Spooky Joe Pesci (Skelly), Yes you can pet the abomination (Cerberus), What if you wifed that floating head from Castlevania? (Dusa), and... The Best Written Character in the Game (Sisyphous and Bouldy)
Star Wars Squadrons
- Star Wars: Squadrons (aka Star Bores: Blahdrons)
Genshin Impact
- Genshin Impact (aka Breasts of the Waifu: Genshin Simpact)
- In The Stinger, the Narrator explains the origin of Paimon's name, and hints that she might be the True Final Boss.
- Starring... Zelda, Link (Aether and Lumine, aka the Traveler), Not Kizuna Ai (Amber), Milfgonigal (Lisa), Yaoi On Ice (Kaeya), Sword Art Online (Jean), Diluc My Balls (Diluc), Starbucks (Venti), Typical Twintails (Keqing, Barbara, Fischl), Loli Legion (Qiqi, Klee), Busty Oneechans (Ningguang, Beidou), The Unloved (Xiangling, Noelle), Megumins (Mona, Sucrose), So. Many. Shotas. (Chongyun, Razor, Bennett, Xingqiu), and... Calorie Mate (Paimon).
Paimon: "For the last time, Paimon is NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!"
Amnesia: Rebirth
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time
- Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time (aka Crushed Dreamsacoot: It's Past Its Time)
Phasmophobia
- Phasmophobia (aka Guess Boo)
Watch Dogs: Legion
- Watch Dogs: Legion (aka Botch Dogs: 4chan)
Demon's Souls
- Demon's Souls (aka Demon's Toll (now only $499.99))
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
- Assassin's Creed: Valhalla (aka Axeaxein's Creed: Guy of War)
- Starring... Aloy (Female Eivor), Geralt of Scandinavia (Male Eivor), Hiccup Horrendous (Sigurd Styrbjornson), Santana (Basim), Lord Farquaad (King Aelfred), All Look Vike (King Styrbjron, King Harald, Soma), Krat-Oh Sh*t (A vikingr with an axe lodged in his head)
- The narrator says while the game has Ivarr the Boneless, the game doesn't have a cameo from the viking they really want to see: Technoviking.
Spider-Man: Miles Morales
- Spider-Man: Miles Morales (aka Spider-Man Far From Full)
- Starring… Static Shock (Miles Morales); Gone Holland (Peter Parker); K-Oracle (Ganke Lee); Cyber Goth GF (Phin Mason/The Tinkerer); Broke Ass Black Panther (Aaron Davis/The Prowler); Mama AOC-Ta (Rio Morales); and the Amazing Spider-Cat (Spider-Man the cat).
- The Stinger: "You know what I do have to give this game credit for? Not bringing back those sequences where you played as someone that wasn't Spider-Man. I can go the rest of my life without having to do another Mary-Jane stealth sequence."
Immortals Fenyx Rising
- Immortals Fenyx Rising (aka Breath of the Mild)
- Starring... God He's Hornt (Zeus), That's Fire, Brometheus (Prometheus), Sneaky Greeky (Hermes), An Apple a Day Keeps You Crazy as Hell (Aphrodite), Yasss Queena (Athena), Heffeisty (Hephaistos), Cocky as C#*k (Ares), Calamity Spammin' (Typhon), and Fenix Like You (Fenyx)
Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War
- Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War (aka Gamer's Duty: Long Title Notice Me Reagan-sama)