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Greater Gods

Filthy Frank

“It's Filthy Frank, muthafucka, it's Filthy Frank, bitch!”

Francis of the Filth, God of Hilarious Offensive Humor (Filthy Frank, Papa Frank, b0ss^note pronounced "bohss", Fransiscus, “Real” Frank, Furanku-Sama, Franku-Senpai, King of The West Coast, Real Frank Sniff, The Pussy Master, Filth, Sir Francis of the Filth, Da French, Da Falthy, French, Dr. Filthy, Professor Filthy Frank, Dr. Marmalade Pigeon Shit, Frank Filthy, Franku Sensei, Anime Hunter, Ultimate God)

• Greater God post-series, formerly Lesser God
• Symbol: His YouTube Channel's Avatar
• Theme Song: The Filthy Frank
• Alignment: Seems Chaotic Stupid and very much Stupid Evil to most people. However, he will be Chaotic Good in regards to those he cares about.
• Portfolio: Keeping his Insane Friends in Check Despite Being Just as Insane as They Are, Despising his Own Fans, Cooking Cake Using Human Hair and Vomit as Ingredients, Killing Animals Just Because He Can, Caring About His Friends Despite Being a Horrible Human Being, Able to Travel Between Dimensions
• Domains: Racism, Sacrifice, Sociopathy, Insanity, Hatred
• High Priest: Mumkey Jones
• Heralds: Pink Guy, Safari Man, Salamander Man, Red Dick, Maxmoefoe
• Allies:
  • Youtubers: IdubbbzTV, Pewdiepie, Jontron
  • Retards: Gord, Billy, Beavis and Butthead, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star
  • Dimension Travellers: Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith, Tsukasa Kadoya/Kamen Rider Decade (as the Great Leader)
  • Others: Prometheus, Eric Cartman, Postal Dude
• Enemies: CHIN CHIN, Patricia Martin, Otacon, Travis Touchdown, Undyne, Alphys, Gordon Ramsay, Funny Valentine, Barbatos, Lord English
• Pities: Eeyore
• Opposed by: E.T.
• Coming from a portal from an area in the Omniverse, Frank declared his return to the Pantheon after being gone for so long. He claimed he is ready to finish what he started against Chin Chin, who retreated to the Pantheon to escape Frank’s wrath for sending him to the Ricefields. Of course, the Pantheon’s authority forced Frank to halt his vengeance in order to keep peace. However, Frank then gave the Court of the Gods a middle finger and said that they would not be able to stop the hell that was going to happen. They all sighed, seeing how some things (all things) with Frank do not change.
• Frank’s life is rather detailed and elaborate, needless to say. Found in an Indonesian gutter by Nazis, Frank would be raised in Japan by Imperial Japanese researchers until the American bombings put an end to regime. However, Frank soon came into contact with Pink Guy who had informed Frank on the idea of the Omniverse and the concept of chromosomes, leading to the revelation that Frank may become The Chosen One in ways that he could not fathom. What followed was what seemingly looked like retards doing random thing with Frank posting what looks to be the most un-nuanced content there is out there (prank videos, cooking disgustingly, shooting stuff) but in truth, there was a very much deep lore behind what was going on. But yes, it was all still very retarded.
• Frank has already in the Pantheon beforehand, though when he was sent across the Ominverse and into the Ricefields by Chin Chin. The Court of the Gods who were embarrassed of his presence, decided to proceed to eject Frank’s status as a deity once it became clear he may be back after a while. Miraculously, word of Frank’s return came a millisecond before the removal process was complete and news that Frank has achieved power on par if not stranger than what Chin Chin had. Quite frankly (heh), the Court of the Gods were not pleased in the slightest.
• Frank is renowned across internet circles for being what old YouTube embodied—amateurs who wish to make something purely for entertainment. It was known by the time Frank left, the modern internet video landscape became more... sterilized in what a content creator can do in any platform. In fact, a lot of Frank’s behavior is put on more scrutiny by today if he still remained there. He is still extremely respected by video stars he has met (thanks Pink Guy) and was warmly welcomed by them to the Pantheon. Frank still doesn’t like any of them since he hates everyone equally (a statement that is probably a facade).
• Some believe that the lack of information on Frank’s adventures is because between that time, Frank ironically made it to the mainstream as a music artist. A massive irony, seeing as Frank is an image of amateur content makers. What is also an irony is that this music artist over the name of “Joji” has made several rather melancholic hit songs... cut to Frank eating lasagna from his pocket. Frank claims he has no idea who this pretender that looks like him is, saying that it is probably Fake Frank Back from the Dead as far as he knows.
  Frank: Look at this emo bitch-ass motherfucker. His music probably doesn’t hold a candle to the beats Pink Guy can drop, let me tell you. I’m not the kind of guy to shill a product but whoever buys the Pink Guy album, I get a share of the profits. Better money spent than e-girls, most definitely!
• There is a massive misconception with Frank that he despises anime and actively hunts down any person from an anime in front of him. In truth, Frank actually enjoys anime quite much. He watches classics such as Toy Story, Cory in the House, and Seinfeld, and says it is not bad to even jerk off to Hentai. But what he does has gripes against are the weebs who think that Japan’s cultural identity is about its otaku-catered entertainment and do not see the other aspects of Japanese culture, both good and bad. He has the same disdain for them as furries, vegans, and animal rights activists. He says it is the equivalent of stereotyping Middle Eastern culture as hijabs, oil, and bombs or American culture as fast food, capitalism, and guns.
  • Also, the misconception of Filthy Frank becoming the Anime Hunter was purely circumstantial, not created because he hates anime. In the dimension where he was trapped in, all anime was about to murder his asshole so he had to literally gun down all anime to the point they overwhelmed him. He even shot down his ally down for being converted to a weeb because he posed a threat to Frank then. All weebs like Patricia Martin, Otacon, and Alphys still thinks he’s an enemy to otakus everywhere after defeating Weeaboo Jones in battle, to which Frank eloquently replied:
  Frank: FUCK YOU ALL. Family Guy is a good show!
• Since his behavior is the equivalent to a crab high on ketamine, Frank has made friends with those who are quote “madlad dumbasses” as Frank feels as if they are the only ones who appreciate his efforts. Gord and Billy, some of the dumbest in the Pantheon would obviously gravitate towards. To note Frank is actually much more aware than he looks, at least knowing that his followers would mimic his behavior, regardless of how ironic he portrays himself. He sneaks in actual good messages as best he could like do not smoke and the aforementioned not blind worshipping a culture as ways to have his followers leave with something positive.
• Best friends Spongebob and Patrick also remind Frank of his dynamic with him and Pink Guy (which Patrick’s color reminds him of). Frank misses Pink Guy despite having him and many of his friends as heralds. He did not bring them to the Pantheon, knowing the dangerous machinations that Chin Chin may put them in danger. He still misses his days of friendship and goofing around. Fuck the Harlem Shake though—Pink Guy would not stop doing it for months and Frank was made almost insane by that point.
• Went to meet Prometheus who he had thought was the Hunk who crushed Chin Chin beneath his might. Of course, he ended up meeting the Titan instead but befriended the guy because he was sure this Prometheus is connected to the one he knows of and can BEAT THE EVERY LIVING FUCKING OUT OF THAT CLOSED-EYED MOTHERFUCKER.
• Due to incredible powers over dimensions, Frank earned the respect of Tsukasa Kadoya who also has great control over dimension-related abilities. Even then, it is debated who is stronger at full potential. Rick Sanchez is also interested in Frank’s abilities, though instead of researching, he ends up partying across The Multiverse with Frank. Yes, even Mort enjoys Frank’s presence as he is not as malicious as his grandfather when it comes to adventuring across the cosmos. Rick responded by chugging Morty down a tentacle monster’s throat.
• Frank is permabanned from the House of Food for his abominable creations. A rat quesadilla and hair cake some of the more infamous things he cooked up, breaking every sanitization and health concern by merely existing. Gordon Ramsay said now that he knows these “foods” exist, he would die gracefully once he is finally put to rest. Frank has now been blacklisted from not just working in any food-related place but also banned from going to most restaurants in the Pantheon outright for his ridiculously gross behavior when he is eating food. Frank can be seen screaming at the Court for this crime against him that never happened. Which is true because that was all of Fake Frank’s doing.
• Funny Valentine attempted to defeat Frank after an unfortunate incident by sending an Alternate Universe version of him to crash into Frank, destroying both. However, Valentine accidentally brought Fake Frank who is an entirely different person from the Frank we know despite replicating him perfectly, with under Chin Chin’s order, he masqueraded as the Real Frank in order to take over his channel. Valentine did not know what to think when Fake Frank took out dead mice to molest Frank with them. Only when Valentine had enough of Fake Frank’s by summoning an alternate version of him and having that eliminate Fake Frank. The only thing that was left were the dead mice. Frank and Valentine share animosity to this day but do not mention that incident ever.
• Frank insists that there's a conspiracy about the fact that Eeyore is basically homeless and upon seeing the melancholy donkey, Frank erupted into tears, screaming Eeyore's name and questioning the injustices that he believes Eeyore faces. Eeyore himself appreciated Frank's sympathy, but finds the man too overbearing and disturbing to hang around.
• Was seen ninja running around like Naruto with his friends across a city. Though that would be more attributed to Fake Frank rather than the Real Frank himself. While Frank does not hate anime, he is still sore over his battle against Weeaboo Jones who used Ninjitsu against him, making him quite wary of Naruto in general.
• Absolute wets himself over Lord English, a being that he would say threatens the entire Omniverse with his powers. To explain what the Omniverse is to Frank, it basically is his version of the multiverse. Chin Chin is on top of the power tier list as far as anyone knows there, with Frank only gaining the power that surpassed even him. So if someone like Lord English makes someone as power as Frank piss his pants silly, then that is rather concerning.
• Went around screaming one time that there is a secret group running the Pantheon behind the scenes, more powerful than even the Court of the Gods are lurking about. This secret group he claims control the Pantheon in its entirety, dictating every event and action taken by the deities. And no, this is not The Illuminati as everyone keeps assuming. Of course, Frank was ignored and did not mention these things again out of fear of retribution. Or he just forgot. The latter is probable.
  Frank: Shut the fuck up and listen to me. There are these random nerds who sit on their asses messing with the fucking Pantheon as we speak. Like, I think they probably made this place and I don’t fucking care if they have the right to but they are fucking us in the ass like a drill to the anus. I don’t know how strong each one of them is or who they are, but they are out there. Judging that they don’t do anything or ever showed up yet, they are probably have to suck dick of someone who’ll probably fuck them over eventually, and fuck us over too if they wanted. If we don’t stop them, we won’t fucking survive when they decide a shitstorm will hit the fan!
• IT’S TIME TO STOP!

Intermediate Gods

Happy Tree Friends

The Happy Tree Friends, The Bloody Hilarious Godly Collective

From left to right, bottom to top:
1st car: Toothy, Giggles, Cuddles, Lammy
2nd car: The Mole, Flippy, Russell, Flaky (and Mr. Pickels in the air)
3rd car: Sniffles, Mime, Lumpy, Handy
4th car: Lifty, Disco Bear, Pop, Shifty, Cro-Marmot (with Cub in the air, and Truffles obscured)
Fallen off: Nutty

Petunia

Splendid

• Quasideities in general (Flippy/Fliqpy is a Demigod, Mime might also be a Demigod, Cro-Marmot might be a borderline Lesser God, and Splendid is an Intermediate God). In Deadeye Derby, Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Petunia, Flaky, Nutty, Disco Bear, Handy, Sniffles, Lifty, Shifty, and Russell reach Demigod levels.
• Symbol: their show's title with a tree behind it
• Theme Song: Happy Tree Friends Theme Song
• Alignment:
  • Lawful Good: Petunia and Flippy
  • Neutral Good: Giggles (with Chaotic Good leanings when it comes to the environment), Toothy (with Chaotic leanings), Flaky, Pop (between this and Stupid Good), Mime, Russell, Lammy (debatable)
  • Chaotic Good: Cuddles
  • True Neutral: Sniffles, the Mole (believes he's Neutral Good), Cub, Handy, Disco Bear, Cro-Marmot
  • Chaotic Neutral: Nutty, Lifty and Shifty (between this and Stupid Evil)
  • Neutral Evil: Fliqpy (Oblivious(?)), Mr. Pickels
  • Lumpy is all across the Stupid spectrum depending on the episode, but is usually Stupid Good.
  • Splendid is supposed to be Lawful Good, but comes off more as Chaotic Neutral or even Chaotic Stupid.
• Portfolio: Made of Plasticine (except Splendid, Flippy, Lumpy, and Cro-Marmot), Accidental Murder, Amazing Technicolor Wildlife, Color-Coded Characters, Ambidextrous Sprite, Negative Continuity, Pie-Eyed, Too Dumb to Live (even Sniffles and Flaky at times), The Many Deaths of You, The Unintelligible, Dysfunction Junction, Furry Reminder, Universal-Adaptor Cast, Vague Age (except Cub, Pop, Flippy, Lumpy, and Splendid), Blasé Around Carnage (most of them), Butt-Monkey, Cosmic Plaything
  • Cuddles: Bunnies for Cuteness, Blush Sticker, Highest Death Rate, Terrible Bass Guitarist, .Dumb Blonde, Expressive Ears, Extreme Doormat, Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold, Keet, Leads The Other Tree Friends If It's Not Lumpy, One Of The Few Who Dons Footwear, Real Men Wear Pink, Screams Like a Little Girl, Series Mascot
  • Giggles: Screams At The Sight of Blood, Friend to All Living Things (relatively speaking), Damsel in Distress, Granola Girl Next Door, Inexplicably Tailless (it's actually just too small), Love Interest To Several Tree Friends, Always Wears A Hair Bow, Pink Means Feminine
  • Toothy: Often Getting Ocular Injuries And Being Reduced to Dust, Childish Tooth Gap, Variant Personality, Unlucky Everydude, Fanboy of Splendid, Prone to Tears, The Sensitive To Cuddles' Masculine, Third Wheel To The Above Two, A Tragedy of Impulsiveness
  • Lumpy: Moose Are Idiots, New Job as the Plot Demands, Adults Are Useless, Lethal Klutz or Kindhearted Simpleton, Action Survivor, Animals Hate Him, Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist, Anti-Role Model, Cruel And Unusual Deaths That He Deserves Most Of The Time, Big Eater (Mainly Sandwiches and Meats), Born Lucky AND Born Unlucky, Fur Is Clothing, Insufferable Imbecile, Lazy Bum, Screams Like a Little Girl, Variable Durability, Weirdness Magnet
  • Petunia: Super-Clean Skunk, Began As Giggles's Palette Swap, Neat Freak, Official Couple With Handy, Always With A Petunia On Her Head, Terrified of Germs, True Blue Femininity
  • Sniffles: Aardvark Trunks With Teeth, The Smart Guy, Blind Without 'Em, Body Pocket, Cute Bookworm, Ditzy Genius, Gadgeteer Genius, Determinator In The Worst Times, Hoist by His Own Petard, Fanboy of Splendid, Overly-Long Tongue, Tongue Trauma
  • The Mole: A Mole Named The Mole Yet Doesn't Look Like One, left-handed, Eats Offscreen, Prone To Blind Mistakes, Blind People Wear Sunglasses, More Ignorant Of His Disability And More Oblivious Than Most Blind People, Drives Like Crazy, The Faceless, Pantsless, The Speechless, The Stoic, Inconsistent Spelling
  • Pop: Beary Friendly, Standard '50s Father, Adults Are Useless, Doting Yet Neglectful Parent But Still Cares For Cub, Bumbling Dad, Hands-Off Parenting, Wears A Robe and a Hat, Cheapskate, Mean To Other Tree Friends But Not In Later Seasons, Lethally Stupid, Offing the Offspring Due To Incompetence, Smokes With A Pipe
  • Cub: A Bear Cub Named Cub, Dies Just As Horrifically, Fearless Infant, Hilariously Abusive Childhood, Free-Range Children, Morality Pet, Ridiculously Cute Critter
  • Flaky: Ostracized To A Degree, Lack Of Tertiary Sexual Characteristics Led To Viewer Gender Confusion, Most Tomboyish of All The Female Tree Friends, Animal Lover But Hated By Them, Cowardly Lion If Not Simply A Mere Lovable Coward, Corpse Prone To Desecration, Has Dandruff Flakes In Her Quills, Nice Girl, Properly Paranoid But Dying Just The Same, Always Nervous, Red Is Heroic, "Eheheheh...heh heh...", Afraid Of Baby Chicks Most Of All
  • Nutty: Screwball Squirrel, Comically Cross-Eyed, Sweet Tooth To The Point Of Death (Of Others Or Himself), Big Eater, Better At Chess Than Sniffles, Jitters A Lot, Cloudcuckoolander, Cute and Psycho, Hates Apples, The Ditz, Extreme Omnivore, Second-Most Prone To Ocular Injuries, The Friend Nobody Likes, The Hyena, Meaningful Name, The Sociopath, Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist
  • Handy: Aside Glance When He Can't Do Something, Pulling Off Stuff Offscreen He Can't Do Onscreen, Lack of Empathy Except For The Mole, Cosmic Plaything, Disability as an Excuse for Jerkassery, Mr Fix It, Never Bareheaded, Non-Indicative Name, Relatively Down-To-Earth
  • Mime: Blush Sticker, The Casanova, Cute Mute, Elective Mute To Lethal Extremes And Even In Death, Really Named Mime, Pantsless, Nice Guy, Non-Ironic Clown, Nonverbal Miscommunication, Perpetual Poverty, Your Mime Makes It Real
  • Lifty and Shifty: Rascally Raccoons, Asshole Victims, Outclassed As Villains by the Cursed Idol and Fliqpy, Survival Rate of Near 0%, Can't Get Away with Nuthin', Shifty Always Leaving Lifty To Die When Possible And Always Dying After That, Cheshire Cat Grin, Death by Materialism, Diurnal Nocturnal Animals, The Dividual, Giggling Villain, Four-Finger Discount, Poverty Is Why They Steal, Green and Mean, Sometimes Helpful, Siblings in Crime, Always Dying Within Moments Of Each Other
  • Russell: Semiaquatic Species Sailor, Dressed to Plunder But Never Committed Piracy, Fully-Dressed Cartoon Animal, Regularly Killed By Sea Creatures, A Pirate 400 Years Too Late, Blue Is Heroic, "Yar.", Beaver-Like Tail Despite Being A Sea Otter, The Ditz, Hook Hand, Never Without His Jolly Roger Pirate Hat, Sanity Slippage, Seadog Peg Legs, Talk Like a Pirate
  • Disco Bear: Attention Whore, Big Eater, Casanova Wannabe, Insecurities Overcompensated With Egotism, Disco Dan, Mean Redhead, Fat Idiot, Fully-Dressed Cartoon Animal, Hate Sink Until The TV Season, Inferiority Superiority Complex, Jerkass, Narcissist, Out of Focus, Screams Like a Little Girl, Trademark Favorite Food: Deep-Fried Whatever
  • Cro-Marmot: Marmot Popsicle, Living Prop, Out of Focus, Behind the Black, Carry a Big Stick, Vanishes After The TV Series, Doesn't Even Look Like A Marmot, Made of Iron, Perpetual Smiler,The Speechless, The Stoic
  • Flippy: Advertised Extra, Beary Friendly, Trauma/Berserk Button That's Easily Triggered, Dark and Troubled Past, Expy of John Rambo, Heavy Sleeper, Jekyll & Hyde, Nice Guy, Officer and a Gentleman, Shell-Shocked Veteran, Split Personality,
    • As Fliqpy: Ax-Crazy, Bears Are Bad News, Blood Knight, Creepy Shadowed Undereyes, Cute and Psycho, Slasher Smile or Death Glare, Evil Sounds Deep, For the Evulz, Improvised Weapon, Karma Houdini, Obliviously Evil, Psycho Knife Nut, Sadist, Sociopathic Soldier, Spree Killer
  • Splendid: Designated Hero, Destructive Saviour, News Reporter When Not Superheroing, Cool Mask, Expy of Rocky The Squirrel and Superman, Flying Brick, Lack of Empathy, Kryptonite Factor, Nigh-Invulnerability, Powerful, but Incompetent, Screams Like a Little Girl, One-sided Sitcom Arch-Nemesis With The Mole, The Sociopath
  • Lammy: Sweet Sheep, The Cassandra, The Cutie, Nice Girl, Out of Focus
    • Mr. Pickels: Ax-Crazy, The Bad Guy Wins, Green and Mean, Karma Houdini, Not-So-Imaginary Friend, Inconsistent Spelling, The Voiceless, Platonic Yandere
• Domain(s): Animals, Comedy, Death, Gore
• Herald: Truffles
• Allies:
  • Giggles: The Nature Uprising, Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck, Hello Kitty
  • Toothy: Timmy Turner
  • Lumpy: Leeroy Jenkins, Goofy
  • Petunia: Stella of the Hedgies
  • Sniffles: Jimmy Neutron, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
  • The Mole: Perry the Platypus, Secret Squirrel
  • Cub: Baby Bink, Stewie Griffin, Tom and Jerry
  • Flaky: Fluttershy, Futaba Sakura, Jessica Cruz, Piglet, The Cowardly Lion
  • Mime: Wilson Higgsbury, Bartz Klauser, Johnny Cage, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
  • Russell: William and Elizabeth Turner, the Straw Hat Pirates and their allies
  • Disco Bear: Johnny Bravo, Elvis Presley
  • Flippy: Dr. Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Dr. Henry Jekyll
• Enemies: Final Destination!Death
  • Cuddles: The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
  • Nutty: Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph
  • Lifty and Shifty: Aladdin, Mr. Fox, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde, the TPPD
  • Russell: Peter Pan, Captain Hook, Risky Boots
  • Flippy:
    • As Fliqpy: Almost everybody
  • Splendid: Most supervillains and a few superheroes, Hero Killer Stain, The Plutonian, Homelander and all of the Seven (even Starlight, but for different reasons), Regime Superman
  • Lammy: Dawn Bellwether
    • Mr. Pickels: Anybody Lammy tries to make friends with, Bloo and Pals
• Fears:
  • Sniffles: All (sentient) ants
  • Flaky: Most Everything, but especially Cuccos, and Kaiju like Godzilla
• Feared By: Eugene Krabs (Mime only)
• Avoids:
  • Toothy: All bees, such as Barry B. Benson, Q-Bee, Arakune, and Fritz Von Meyer/Swarm, the Hall of Insects
  • Petunia: Pepé Le Pew
  • Sniffles: The Hall of Mind Control, Hall of Insects
• Avoided By: Charlie the Unicorn
• Opposed by: The Dahaka (Sniffles and Splendid only), Pinkie Pie (both iterations) (Nutty only)
• Complicated Relationship: John Rambo (Flippy only)
• Blood, as an indicator of injury and mortality, is usually something you don't want to see — unless the scene plays out in such a way that the gore becomes the joke, turning the gruesome display into hilarity. That is what being Bloody Hilarious is all about. And the web series Happy Tree Friends is all about that; being a whimsical cutesy show on the surface, only to show its true colors to anyone who watches it as its characters suffer (or, in the case of some, inflict) all sorts of gruesome deaths, and there is plenty of hilarity to be had along the way.
• Applies to all or some of them:
  • The first side effect of their ascension is that without Negative Continuity in play, everyone now remembers all of their deaths across the series, and given that a lot of them have died many times, to say the consequences were profound would be an understatement. So much so that the Protectors of the Plot Continuum had to step in to clean up the mess. Notable events include:
    • Catatonic states for everyone except Splendid (least deaths), Cro-Marmot (there's no way to tell with him), and Flippy (as a soldier). Things were actually civil between them before the rest woke up, their personal horrors fresh in their minds.
    • Nearly everybody staying away from Flippy and Lumpy (for being the causes of so many deaths, the former deliberately as Fliqpy).
    • Lifty getting into a quarrel with Shifty for his betrayals.
    • Pop demanding everyone stay away from him and Cub.
    • Flaky being fearful of almost everybody and rambling on how right she was.
    • All the quarreling making Flippy snap into Fliqpy, who promptly went on a killing spree (except on the Mole). Mr. Pickels follows suit (and gets the Mole and others killed) with Lammy failing to stop him.
    • Splendid finally fighting Fliqpy for the first time ever, given they've never got to meet one another in canon outside of the iOS game Deadeye Derby.
    • Fliqpy using those still alive or already dead as shields, and Splendid breaking through them recklessly in his attempt to stop him. And the survivors getting themselves killed in other ways during the panic.
    • A piece of glowing green rock somehow ending up in the place, and it had the same effect on Splendid as the Krypto-Nut: induced vomiting. Fliqpy took this chance to impale the "superhero" with it, but made the mistake of doing it from the front, and thus getting a face full of vomit, which started melting him. Both were the last ones standing and have performed a Mutual Kill.
  • The PPC and the Houses of Life and Death had to do a lot of thinking and debating on how to go through with the Tree Friends' memories after that entire ordeal. Their final verdict is currently classified.
  • Their collective temple resembles the Quirky Town they reside in. Their residences vary, and so do the other buildings and natural areas, but constants include Mime's tent, Sniffles' metallic tree-shaped house (like most others), Flaky's non-tree-shaped house (unlike everyone else), Russell's pirate ship-shaped tree house, an apartment where Lifty and Shifty have a room in, Cro-Marmot's Dome with a hill and an igloo inside, Flippy's quonset hut, Splendid's Acorn Fortress, and a hospital.
  • Since their ascension, the Pantheon's civilian sectors have gotten more bloody mishaps due to the Tree Friends' shenanigans, which always run the risk of escalating until it stops or other people who can keep calm manage to quell it. Thankfully for them, they're also much more likely to avoid deaths thanks to their more observant neighbors (of which there are many) ensuring their survival. Despite that, given a shut window can chop off their limbs or necks, or even tripping can crack a head open, they're still the more frequent visitors to the Houses of Life and Death. Despite that, they are also occasionally seen as an inconvenience due to all the gore they may splatter on a more regular rate than even other Quasideities. Exceptions to this are folks like Flippy and Splendid, but those two have their own sets of problems. Related to that, just like with Mystery Inc., Toon Physics cease to apply while around the Winchesters or Castiel. Unlike Mystery Inc., this is advantageous sometimes, as most of the Tree Friends die far more easily than usual otherwise. Though the supernatural threats the Winchesters face end up killing the Tree Friends easily anyway.
  • Out of all the Tree Friends, only Giggles, Mime (he defaults to a unicycle), Cub (for obvious reasons), and Splendid (who can fly anyway) haven't been seen driving vehicles throughout the main series. It's also been noted that many of the Tree Friends are desensitized to blood and gore (Cub included) even before remembering all of their deaths. The only exceptions are the Neat Freak Petunia and the Properly Paranoid Flaky. Some of them, usually Flippy, Disco Bear, the Mole, and Lumpy (and maybe Cro-Marmot, but no one can tell behind the ice), can actually be a bit blasé around their companions' dead bodies (this also means that they're probably most willing to kill their companions if they ever become zombies). But for the most part, the Tree Friends are as kind as they are fragile. Given their regular deaths, those who radiate bad luck such as Qrow Branwen are advised to stay the duck away from any of the Tree Friends, especially Handy, who seems to never have things go his way already.
  • In the event of an emergency that requires the Tree Friends to take up arms, their carts/boats and slingshots from Deadeye Derby are available for use (well, Sniffles has a special armored drill car with a drill, Lifty and Shifty have their van, Russell sails on a pirate ship instead, and Flippy operates a tank). The only ones who don't have this kind of gear are Mime, Lumpy, the Mole, Cro-Marmot, Pop and Cub, and Lammy (and Mr. Pickels). Yes, even Splendid has a cart, boat, and slingshot despite not needing them given his superpowers.
  • Some of Springfield's denizens see their shenanigans and are reminded of another violently funny show called "The Itchy and Scratchy Show," which is like Tom and Jerry but bloodier. Speaking of those two, as well as Oggy and his cockroach nemeses, they (yes, even the roaches and their nemesis) all find their antics too shocking as it's too violent. Given all of the bloody nonsense the Tree Friends go through, Charlie the Unicorn prefers to stay away from them, given the stuff he's lost in his adventures with Pink and Blue (a kidney and his horn, though he somehow managed to get them back).
  • Cuddles and Handy suffer from epilepsy and froth at the mouth when under this state. As for why Cuddles didn't suffer this during "In A Jam", he was too focused with fiddling with the stage controls to look at the lights. Handy, the Mole, and Lumpy make up the fan-named group No Hands, No Eyes, No Brain, and having the three together is a recipe for disaster, though not as much anymore with sensible people in the Pantheon to keep them all in line. They're all also really good friends with one another.
  • Given they're frequent victims of death (some in elaborate and painful ways) even before entering the Pantheon, Death from Final Destination is something they all fear (though Splendid laughed at that before circumstances actually got him killed). And this Death seems to enjoy finding all sorts of ways to kill them, though it may have to settle with simplicity given how easily most of them can die before any of its usual complex deaths can be pulled off to completion (unless the victim is Lumpy). Because of that, it made sense that its previous victims would harbor pity or even friendship to the Tree Friends (except the thieving raccoons who always bring their doom upon themselves and Fliqpy, who is usually Death's harbinger).
• Exclusive to Cuddles:
  • Despite his name, Cuddles is a rebellious bunny, and his talents include extreme sports like skateboarding, surfing, and soccer. That said, his usual fragility means not many are willing to participate in those activities with him unless he's got all the protection gear. Surfing was now out of the question, given he got killed when wiping out onto a buoy. Reportedly has a Master's Degree in Karate, but given his death record (some of them in the hands of Fliqpy), this is likely a false statement.
  • As a mischief maker on occasion, Cuddles—either by himself, with just Toothy, or with a few more Tree Friends—hangs out with others like him, but is usually either rebuffed due to his chances of death risking a lot of trauma for all who would witness it, lured to getting himself killed in some harebrained scheme given his naivety, or get himself bored as plenty of safety measures are made to avoid death by accidents, though if the substitute activities are fun enough, he's fine with the last. There was also once a rumor that claimed he's actually allergic to carrots due to them making him choke. He's dismissed that rumor and proved to be stereotypical in that particular carrot-liking, at least.
  • As a rabbit-based being, he's made connections with the Hall of Rabbits and Rodents and all the lagomorphs in the Bestiary. Bugs Bunny has Cuddles take part in a few pranks but makes sure he doesn't hurt himself. Having played the role of an Easter Bunny in one episode, Bunnymund also has a soft spot for the kid. After accidentally wounding him greatly, Angel Bunny started to take greater care to keep Cuddles alive since he doesn't want to be caught for murder, especially by his mistress. Cuddles does stay away from the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, though, after having been Stripped to the Bone by it once.
• Exclusive to Giggles:
  • She immediately signed up at the Grand United Alliance of Nature as soon as she heard of it, being a staunch environmentalist. Of course, apart from speeches and nonviolent protests, she's not permitted to do anything too risky given how easily she can die, though a few unscrupulous ones have been considering using her as a regular martyr. Despite her fear of blood, Giggles has operated as a nurse. When asked, she explains that as long as it's not outside the body or on her, she'll be fine. She once tried to apply as a nurse in the House of Health and Diseases, but her tenure didn't last long because there were so many deaths and injuries in the Pantheon for her to handle and because she kept getting added in the patient queue or the morgue by way of often getting infected with nasty diseases, and accidentally fatally injuring herself.
  • Has dated Cuddles, the Mole, Russell, Cro-Marmot, and Flippy, but the first is her most frequent date. Many have called her a slut or a whore because of this, and it's no longer justified here by way of Negative Continuity. Giggles, for her part, doesn't know how to answer these accusations. Given her cutesy girly nature, Giggles made fast friends with Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck, and Hello Kitty. But while they're all willing to protect Giggles from harm, sometimes they're just not successful, and it can be distressing and disheartening, though the girlfriends of Mickey and Donald have been through enough child-unfriendly incidents in the past to not be hit as bad as how Kitty gets it, even with the losses the feline's had to witness while supporting the GUAG Robot War Division.
• Exclusive to Toothy:
  • Due to Negative Continuity, Toothy's personality can vary, but constants include impulsiveness, mischievousness (but not to Cuddles's level), stubbornness, not being addle-brained, and being handy with some engineering, like building a bicycle from the necessary parts. He also has a pet tortoise that's usually docile, but when set to be territorial, it will pursue and consume. Usually, this should not be a problem to outrun, but Lumpy ended up as a casualty and was eaten piece by bloody piece. Thankfully, again due to Negative Continuity, this tortoise won't exhibit this behavior often.
  • Is allergic to bee stings. As for why he wasn't affected in "Aw Shucks", those were likely wasps. As such, he's always running away from any bee or bee-related deities such as Barry B. Benson, Q-Bee, Arakune, and supervillain Swarm. In fact, just to be safe, he would prefer to stay away from the Hall of Insects for good measure. Nicolas Cage pities him given his character in The Wicker Man (2006), famously for being stung by a lot of bees. Simlish aside, Toothy is a very good singer. He's had tail enlargement surgery (and it's a beaver tail like Handy's natural tail), And ever since his attempt with Nutty, Toothy has been banned from dentistry. There was also one time when Timmy Turner, seeing Toothy also had huge buck teeth just like him, tried to wish away his injuries, and it just caused him to be more of a risk-taker and injure himself even more.
• Exclusive to Lumpy:
  • Given his lethal reputation, even if he's shown proficiency in all of them, especially in jobs involving health, Lumpy has been rejected in almost every job he's taken before, mainly because most cannot be bothered to have someone watch him like a hawk all day. And every job he's taken since usually ends up with someone's death, so he often has little to do other than be a nuisance or be tricked into serving as a decoy for someone to harm or kill, even partnering him with Leeroy Jenkins if they're feeling particularly sadistic.
    • This has also ruined most of his relationships with most of the Tree Friends, who all fear him now, but Pop continues to call for him on occasion, Cub seems to like him still, and so does Russell. He also continues corresponding with the Mole, and is one of the few who are aware of his condition. In spite of that, he's also been genuine in some of his efforts to save someone's life, usually Giggles, more successful at them than Lammy or Splendid (though the latter is admittedly easy to surpass), and is usually willing to take great lengths to go after their aggressors. As for whether he can actually protect them, that's another question.
    • Speaking of Leeroy Jenkins, he's someone Lumpy actually gets along with really well, though Jenkin is just an idiot in terms of battle plans and not following them. Lumpy's also been approached by Goofy and Derpy Hooves, but all the shenanigans the moose ends up in means the former has to be the Straight Man for him, just like in his Kingdom Hearts adventures, and the wall-eyed pegasus doesn't like seeing anybody get killed, and the only reasons her accidents haven't killed like Lumpy is because ponies are much tougher in general than humans, and the Tree Friends are weaker than even them.
  • Is one of the few Tree Friends who isn't Made of Plasticine, though that just means he takes a lot of pain and injuries. He usually lives in a trashy trailer and drives a Lincoln Continental. His favorite foods are cheese and sandwiches, his favorite dessert is cheesecake, and he likes to talk to lettuce. By the way, Lumpy is actually dressed in a T-shirt and pants. They just have the exact same colors as his fur. He's one of the few Tree Friends who are aware of the Mole's blindness and Flippy's PTSD, and the only one to actively do something about them. Though those efforts failed, at least he was trying. And before boarding any aircraft, every Tree Friend is scanned meticulously for any items that can interfere with navigation systems, but Lumpy gets the most scrutiny out of everybody else, given just how much he brought last time.
  • For all his blunders, Lumpy is extremely proficient in surfing, can perform an emergency tracheotomy on himself, and once took down a squid the size of a small house with only a mouse trap. And despite being stupid most of the time, he's also a proficient inventor (once making automatic shears by cobbling his garden shears together with a weed whacker, though at the side effect of belching too much smoke) and has exceptional and unique planning skills.
• Exclusive to Petunia:
  • Unlike other skunks, Petunia is a delight to be around, and there is no need to worry about any spray coming from her (unless you're Disco Bear, and even then, she may have just used a can of pepper spray). The only potentially annoying thing about her is her OCD and mysophobia, though she can be convinced to at least keep it to herself and her immediate area only, but bigger messes will make her hyperventilate. In fact, it is advised that if Petunia is getting antsy about her cleanliness, she should be helped with cleaning herself or be incapacitated lest she goes so far as to peel herself to death if she's desperate and dirty enough, and that's something almost nobody wants to see again.
  • Has dated Mime a few times, but her primary partner seems to be Handy and has since moved on from the mute deer. Whenever she sees a Projectile Kiss coming her way, she's always prepared to ensure it never makes it to her; they might shatter to pieces upon contact, and she would know after Mime mimed them during a date with him. She also avoids fast food kitchens, since their burger grills bring back horrific nightmares of Fliqpy pushing her face straight into them. And unlike Spongebob Squarepants, her face was burnt off and peeled away by it.
  • As one of the few skunks in the Pantheon, she gets along with Stella of the Hedgies but loathes Pepé Le Pew after his advances remind her of Disco Bear (not to mention his leaking stink), and whenever he chases her, she gets injured all the time, but he always catches her before she can actually die, and it feels worse that way. She's even started to contemplate suicide (or even murder) just to get him out of her hair.
• Exclusive to Sniffles:
  • As a skilled inventor, Sniffles has quite the list of inventions, though they also tend to malfunction, leading to the death of others and himself a few times. He may be intelligent, but he also lacks wisdom at times. Given that his last ant-related death was because of one such device, of his own making no less, he's terrified of all forms of mind control/body and avoids the Hall of Mind Control like the plague as a result. And ever since his… dream where he's suffered numerous deaths while his brain was connected to a TV invention of his that broadcasts his dreams, Sniffles stays away from all TV screens, not of his own invention.
  • Now having remembered all his deaths by the Ant Family in gruesome detail, Sniffles now has a phobia for all ants, which is ironic given he's officially an anteater. He dreads Them! the most, and has decided to work on a weapon to neutralize them. However, given it's fear-driven, he's likely to go berserk in the midst of attacking them. And forget about ant heroes like Atom Ant and Ant-Man (even though he's a human-sized human most of the time), the phobia is just too great. Despite that, however, Sniffles's place can be seen to have an ant farm for study and backup snacks, and as a cartoon character, it's not like he's limited to just ants.
  • As inventors whose inventions don't always work or backfire in some way, Sniffles gets along with Jimmy Neutron and Heinz Doofenshmirtz and even occasionally helps them with some of their works. At least with the latter, Sniffles has less risk of dying since Perry the Platypus would also be there whenever he and Heinz meet one another time and time again. And if there are any "deaths" while Jimmy's inventions are involved, at least the ones Sniffles has suffered (like getting "deleted" by nanobots again.) were all easily reversible and not bloody.
  • One time during the many more fault line cracks Scrat makes with his acorn, one ended up chasing Sniffles, and he started running in fear of getting cursed to be bifurcated like last time. By the end of it all, an entire House was severely damaged, there were a lot of injuries, and Sniffles cracked his head after falling in the fault line. And Scrat had to look for another place for his acorn.
• Exclusive to The Mole:
  • On top of blindness and muteness (given he doesn't scream even at the most excruciating of deaths), he's also hard of hearing and barely able to feel pain, though he still has some thermoception (feeling temperature through his skin). Given all the disasters the Mole has caused, whenever he's in the area, someone's always there to walk him and essentially babysit him since he clearly keeps on working even when it's clear he shouldn't be. Some people actually wonder if he's really blind at all and not actually just allowing these things to happen. In case he really is, other blind deities in the Hall of Disabilities have considered teaching him to be careful with his surroundings, though so far, slow progress has been made, and the house gets damaged a lot during these sessions.
  • Unlike in his home universe, the Mole is either given appropriate jobs that account for his blindness or not hired at all. Still, he manages to drive a truck just fine. Apparently, he used to be a secret agent, though he's certainly retired from that now and can no longer be reinstated. Still, Perry the Platypus and Secret Squirrel have made a few social calls to see if any of his skills as a secret agent can ever resurface, and both are willing to step in to stop anyone from getting killed by the Mole's actions, including the Mole himself. Additionally, every Halloween, legitimate ghosts haunt his house, though given his condition, he likely isn't aware of this. And now that he's in the Pantheon, he's also encountered other monsters from the Houses of Beast and Undead. Being blind, he's mostly oblivious to their presence to get scared, and when they try to kill him, half the time, they handily succeed, but the other half they get themselves injured by his antics.
• Applies to Pop and/or Cub:
  • For all his faults that usually end up in Cub's death, it's evident that Pop really does love his son very much. As a result, there have been two factions from the House of Family and Relatives that spend their time on him; one side wants to find a better caretaker for Cub and take him away from Pop for his own good (even though he thinks of himself as a good father), while the other side wants to teach Pop to be a better parent to Cub. Pop, for his part, finds them all overbearing, especially when both sides start arguing. For all his idiocy, however, even Pop would not condone deliberately abusive behavior toward children.
  • Before anyone asks, Pop's wife is permanently deceased. It's not known why she doesn't end up in the same system of revival like the rest of the Tree Friends. Pop is also known to be a cheapskate, spending as little money as possible, even if the cheaper item is clearly dangerous, such as an occult eldritch book (though why Toothy had one for sale in the first place is an excellent question as well).
  • Lumpy is one of the few people Pop trusts, and this is also extended to Disco Bear, given they're all always adults (and also dimwitted). While he's apathetic to the rest of the Tree Friends, he's been most antagonistic with Sniffles (who's still more patient with him sometimes if he's helping to save Cub) and Splendid (though will attend a convention for the "superhero" because Cub likes him). While he's become slightly less abrasive toward everyone else later on, that attitude has returned since everyone recalled their own deaths.
  • Despite being a baby, Cub acts like a four-year-old child. He's also expressed interest in fireman helmets, lollipops, and dead body parts, mostly Lumpy's (not really comprehending when he's dead). He might actually be older than baby age but keeps wearing a diaper still because Pop couldn't potty-train him. Cub is also actually lactose intolerant; as for the milk he's been seen drinking sometimes, either it's lactose-free, soy milk, or Pop is being neglectful as always.
  • Cub likes hanging out with Baby Bink and Stewie Griffin, who are among the few ascended babies in the Pantheon, and both of them are quite good at keeping him safe. There are those who find it surprising that Stewie is like this around Cub, to which he replies that he's aware of the violence around him and that even he would rather not see Cub end in a bloody pulp. Tom and Jerry have also been hired on occasion to babysit Cub, and even if he would get in trouble a lot of times and cause a lot of close calls that end with the duo messed up and exhausted, they would still be better babysitters than Pop ever could be.
  • Pop once built Cubtron Z after his son died yet again, and this time he drew a lot of attention when Cubtron Z ended up in a range of a Kaiju battle in the Bestiary, thus getting roped in. And since he's obviously a newbie to the whole concept of battle, he was shortly killed yet again, leaving Pop distraught once more until Cub's next revival. Since then, Pop has occasionally approached Sniffles to help with building a better Cubtron Z if the thought ever occurs to him again.
• Exclusive to Flaky:
  • In the aftermath of remembering all the deaths, Flaky has become extremely reclusive as a result, and the discovery of the wonders of the Internet has given her even less excuses to go outside. At least not without plenty of protection gear. That said, should she ever get killed inside, then she goes out, until she ends up dead again, after which she becomes a Hikikomori again, and so on and so forth. She's also become a bit more mentally unstable and may be driven to kill in perceived self-defense if the target in question is known to be a ruthless killer (or even just harbor one inside).
    • During her Hikikomori periods, Flaky made a few online friends in Futaba Sakura and Jessica Cruz, who have suffered similar phases in their life, the former from cognitive psience interference on her and her mother, and the latter from a camping disaster where her group stumbled across criminals at the worst possible moments and her friends were killed to cover their tracks. Despite relaying these stories, Flaky is too hesitant to relate given that despite all the psychological horrors they've experienced, she thinks actually experiencing death several times, even before becoming a Pantheon denizen trumps them. Both human girls can see that the porcupine's phobias need a lot more treatment than can be provided by online chats alone. At the very least, Flaky does go out anyway sometimes, though the conditions to make that happen are themselves concerning.
  • During her going outside periods, Piglet and the Cowardly Lion—themselves having timid and nervous natures who try to be brave despite that—have also tried doing what they can to help her be brave (besides in Deadeye Derby). But so far, progress has been slow, given that she still has a lot of trauma to overcome. As explained above, unlike the toy animal and the feline, she's actually experienced death several times, even before becoming a Pantheon denizen. Everyone has their work cut out for them. Piglet has even started suffering certain nightmares every time he sees Flaky die.
  • There are those who find her fear of baby chicks ridiculous. On the other hand, she accidentally killed a chick, and a bird snatched her up and used her corpse for a new nest, so there's some justification there. Others think it's actually Xanthophobia, fear of yellow, given chicks are yellow, and Cuddles—who keeps pressuring her into doing dangerous things—is also yellow. And speaking of him, given he was partially responsible for some of her deaths, this has put a wedge between them. Other fears—at inconsistent levels since she's sometimes been seen being around these with no problem—include dead bodies (which are often in abundance), driving (though she does have a scooter, so it might just be cars, which she also has anyway), flying/heights, rats, roller coasters, skiing (or momentum), water, sharks, toys, and massive objects. Just assume she's pantophobic, which is the fear of everything.
  • Given her terrible luck with animals, she's had varying interactions with those empathetic to them, rendering most of them (such as Eliza Thornberry and Disney!Snow White) traumatized and sometimes doubting their own abilities if they end up unable to keep Flaky safe. Out of all of them, Flaky is most comfortable (as much as she can be anyway) with the pegasus pony Fluttershy since the one time the animals under her care tried to murder her behind the animal empath's back, she was not amused and cowed the lot of them with the Stare before giving them all a scathing rant. Ever since, the porcupine tries to cling to her at all times as soon as she finds her. On the other hand, after a few of her deaths on his watch, and all the derisive comments toward him as a result, Rubeus Hagrid is starting to learn the hard way just how important it is to actually have to pay attention to how dangerous the animals he likes are for those who aren't half-giant like him.
  • Despite her interests and voice, there is somehow debate as to whether Flaky is really female, actually male, or a nascent trans person due to being hesitant on which bathroom to go to (ultimately going to the Boys' room and thus not seeing the blood of Petunia and Giggles when Russell's piranha ate them up), upon showing up at a poker game with the other females (though that can be attributed to going against one's expected reclusiveness), and because Disco Bear is on better terms with Flaky than the other girls (then again, he's never interacted with Lammy in canon).
  • Is one of the unfortunate few that the Cuccos attack unprovoked, and she's often left to die because nobody else wants to provoke them trying to get between Flaky and the devilish birds. This has also forced Linkle to come to her defense against her beloved birds whenever they cross paths because killing someone who did them no wrong first is not a nice thing to do.
  • Is allergic to peanuts and will swell over upon eating even one. And when poked during this state, she will burst like a balloon, spreading guts and quills all over the area and potentially getting someone else killed. In spite of her overwhelming cautiousness, she still has to be reminded not to go near anything inflatable lest she puncture them like she had with a lifeboat and an emergency airplane slide. Not that she's ever going to fly on a plane ever again, but if it came down to it, she's capable of landing one. She's also deathly afraid of Godzilla, who once ate her after she finished landing that plane. He, for his part, has no reason to go after her specifically.
  • Doesn't understand why folks "ship" her with Flippy. After all, she was no safer around his Fliqpy persona than anyone else (when she isn't suffering from allergies), he's actually killed her once as Flippy (though she admitted deserved that after getting Lifty and Shifty killed in their only generous act), and she's even preemptively killed him once out of paranoia.
• Exclusive to Nutty:
  • Given his addiction, he's yet another denizen added to the banlist of Sugar Rush. His attempts to chow down on the citizens forced Vanellope to temporarily return to her realm with Ralph and put a stop to him. Nutty has also gone after Princess Bubblegum, who managed to handle herself just fine, and his second attempt was thwarted by Marceline, who accidentally killed him due to how easy it is to do. He has not learned his lesson and continues pursuing his candy. Nutty's addiction is so bad that he'll even take candy from a baby. Just ask Pop when he saw the squirrel steal right from Cub, even tearing his face off in the process. He also found himself banned from the House of Food several times due to his addiction and the damage his mania for sweets has caused.
  • He's also harassed Pinkie Pie whenever he tries to take a bite out of her, given her hair looks like cotton candy. She usually doesn't mind if he gets her tail or even her mane, but if he bites into fur and skin, even she's not tolerant of that, though she had to suffer mental trauma whenever she accidentally killed him, which is too easy to do. And the Equestria Girls iteration handles it no better since if he ends up chomping on something sugary she was about to blow up with her powers, she can always expect to see chunks fly. None of the other deities with a Sweet Tooth find him fun either, and his addiction to sugar is so bad it even makes AA-12 look behaved.
  • When it comes to beehives, Nutty actually shows craftiness and doesn't recklessly crack it open (and thus gets stung to death by the bees). Instead, he uses a straw, plugs that in, and drinks through there. Pooh Bear once saw him doing that and was inspired to mimic the squirrel's technique. Apples are the only food he won't eat, but even then, he's seen wearing a candy apple on his head (among other sweets), though probably only wearing them.
  • Out of all the Tree Friends, the only ones who like him are Toothy, Lumpy (and even those get contested at times), and Sniffles, whom he actually curbs his candy addiction around that he's only allowed in the House of Food if Sniffles is with him. Speaking of his addiction, even he knows to stay quiet in the library despite that and will do so as long as no candy enters his sight. In fact, he's a decent guy when there's no candy to go for and when he's had his fill for the hour.
  • Nutty seeing brightly colored objects as candy is actually a physical problem rather than just a mental problem, as shown when part of his eyes ends up being "worn" by Russell. And even if, for whatever reason, he's forcibly cured of his candy addiction, he'll just find another mania, like video games, and it's not certain which is worse.
• Exclusive to Handy:
  • Given his lack of hands, various deities have assigned him with prosthetics, but the circumstances always have him keep losing them. Still, even without them, he's actually very capable of construction of all kinds; he just needs to be unobserved to do so. One has to wonder just how recently he's lost his hands per resurrection to keep forgetting he no longer has them. Some folks have also considered giving Handy a new helmet, given his hard hat sometimes does absolutely nothing to protect his head.
  • Out of the normal Tree Friends, Handy tends to be callous and apathetic at seeing death occur near him (as long as it's not at him). He may even laugh at such demises, though it usually leads to him being next on the chopping block. The only exceptions are the Mole (the closest thing he has to a friend), Petunia (who is his Love Interest), and Giggles (among the few that Handy appears to regularly respect or even be fond of, though they're only friends and nothing more).
  • As stated before, given his condition, Handy is a frequent visitor of the Hall of Disabilities and is friends with Rin Tezuka of the Katawa Girls, given she is also handless—no, armless—and hopes to teach Handy how to use his feet (small as they may be) to do stuff if he decides not to go with arm prosthetics. He's also been seen in the House of Craft, but the deities there are worried that he might injure himself and try to help him if they can, with mixed results.
• Exclusive to Mime:
  • Given his job profession, Mime spends his time performing all over the streets in the Pantheon, though he now knows to avoid certain areas where he ends up dead frequently, now that he remembers them all. He's also capable of one-hand juggling, snake-charming a loose bandage and rope, other circus skills, and making balloon objects. Mime's residence is a tent that's Bigger on the Inside, which somehow looks like a regular house with invisible/imaginary furniture. While some of his mimed items are really just imaginary, a few of them are actually real, albeit invisible, like when Lifty and Shifty once stole his safe (even when they expressed confusion over its existence). He's even done some obviously impossible things, such as making an audible honking sound while riding a unicycle and making noises while interacting with his "imaginary" furniture. He also likes eating peanuts, to the point of risking his hand in a blender to eat them. He can even mime them, and they actually make crunchy noises.
  • Given his dedication not to speak (yes, he's not actually mute), even when in excruciating pain or while dying, he's not allowed to use any phone without video features on them. He's also required to stay away from the Mole for their muteness and blindness respectively mean the latter can get the former killed several times. While he's friendly with most of the Tree Friends, the exceptions are all the bear characters (even regular Flippy), though he holds no grudge yet disrespects them occasionally. Due to his fear of mimes and not helped by the deaths he suffers, Mr. Krabs stays the hell away from Mime.
  • Upon seeing Mime, Wilson is reminded of Wes, the mime he rescued and who possibly accompanied him during his adventures. Bartz also likes Mime since out of his jobs his favorite is shared by the purple deer. Johnny Cage is also interested in working with him if he gets around making Ninja Mime, though is both unfazed and shocked by all the violence the Tree Friends go through. As fellow reindeer, the red-nosed one by the name Rudolph and the humanoid one called Tony Tony Chopper also get along with Mime. And given their capabilities (sans Rudolph), they all do their best to protect Mime when they can.
• Exclusive to Lifty and Shifty:
  • One would think that their impoverished lifestyle is what leads to them stealing, but it turns out that even without that excuse, they've always been kleptomaniacs. Ever since the memories of the betrayals, Shifty has been forced to do his heists without Lifty after the hat-less brother decided to strike out on his own, unable to keep on caring for his brother for so long. Both still end up together when they conspire with similar thieving comrades, and things become tense between them whenever that happens. Of course, as thieves, they've made connections in the Hall of Thieves, though Shifty has less success with making friends than Lifty due to his track record of betraying his own brother, and there are those who don't wish to associate with them at all, such as Aladdin and Mr. Fox. Naturally, this has gotten them in trouble with the TPPD, usually by Officers Hopps and Wilde, though they're usually severely injured or even dead (thus leaving a mess to clean up) by the time the raccoons are cornered, assuming they're even together.
  • They continue stealing from the other Tree Friends, and their usual victims are Cuddles, Toothy, and Lumpy, though the last one has proven capable of getting back at them. Due to this, they're obviously on bad terms with most of the Tree Friends, but Disco Bear is neutral with them after they sold him hair growth tonics (which may or may not have been stolen elsewhere) that actually worked as intended. The only reason he died is that he misused the tonics. While about as fragile as the rest of the Tree Friends, Lifty and Shifty have shown surprising feats of strength, together/solo, such as completely overpowering a Tree Friend of their size each, carrying a cow effortlessly, and lifting an elephant (albeit with the help of a pulley system). Between the two, Lifty is actually the stronger one, being able to overpower his brother. They also have a knack for car building.
• Exclusive to Russell:
  • Sometimes, when put in a scary or violent situation, Russell will go insane and start laughing in a crazy manner as his pupil will turn small, will look quite "shocked" or stressed, and start slashing at stuff with his hook. However, since he's been alone both times he's ended up like this on-screen, it's not known if he would chase targets to kill like Fliqpy does. Besides only having one eye, his other has been getting blurry, requiring contact lenses. After the stressful session when Lumpy performed his first application, he started looking for other optometrists.
  • Just because he looks like a pirate, even if he's never committed any piracy (and was stopped from doing the digital kind after a lesson at Youtube Copyright School), he's faced constant attacks from and deaths by Peter Pan. Speaking of Copyright School, he also opposes digital piracy as a result. He's also made company with other pirates such as the Turners, the Straw Hat Pirates, and those they've crossed paths with, Peter Pan's archnemesis Captain Hook, and Risky Boots.
• Exclusive to Disco Bear:
  • True to his name, Disco Bear can occasionally be seen in the Dance Hall reliving his glory days. He's even made friends with Elvis Presley because he likes his style despite them being in different music genres (also, Elvis likes food and is a bit on the chubby side). Besides disco dancing, which was how he made most of his wealth back in the day, he is also talented at roller skating, downhill skiing, throwing frisbees long distances, and partaking in these activities at the House of Sports. He's also regularly seen trying to pick up various females in the Pantheon, particularly at the House of Love and Affection, to no success and sometimes even ending in his own death, though he has made a friend there by the name of Johnny Bravo. That said, Disco Bear is able to act professionally, but only if there are zero (perceived) females in range.
  • Was asked once if he knew if Flaky was actually male, given he never flirts with the porcupine as much as he does with Giggles and Petunia. Then again, he has yet to interact with Lammy in canon, though given Mr. Pickels kills any extra friends she tries to make, romance would be out the window from the get-go. As for his response, Disco Bear excuses that he has some high standards that Flaky doesn't meet but Giggles and Petunia do.
  • Eating deep-fried food can be bad enough, but nobody's giving him a stick of butter or letting him near a deep fryer ever again after the last time he stuck one into deep fry. The House of Food has noted this and ensured he does not get anything like that.
• Exclusive to Cro-Marmot:
  • Allegedly, he's an accomplished writer, painter, and pianist. Also, he has his own brand of foot powder, held a tour on Broadway, is known for his loud antics and energetic performances, and had been titled "Sexiest Happy Tree Friend" in 1992. The last part definitely has some merit, as Giggles and Petunia have dated him at least once. And like Handy, when not focused on, Cro-Marmot is capable of doing stuff, and his main job is as an ice cream truck driver.
  • His ice cube is able to freeze the water around him. He can probably even freeze fire in a room he's in (in addition to the room itself). And when that melts, it becomes a burning fire again. It's been theorized that Cro-Marmot might be a cryokinetic, and that his ice cube is his protection against the outside world. That said, there are threats in the Pantheon capable of melting his ice block. It's not known what would actually happen to him, but in the Pantheon, if whatever melts/goes through his ice doesn't also definitively kill him as well, Cro-Marmot will emerge no worse for wear and be like he was during the Dino-Sore Days. And not only will he exhibit his caveman skills, he'll still be packing his cryokinesis, though usually just to encase himself in ice again.
  • Being a caveman, he's been approached by Fred Flintstone and Loana on separate occasions, the former when he decided to order some ice cream, and the latter during some unknown shenanigans that led to his ice cube at her tribe's location. The Shell and Rock Tribes Loana tried to break him out of his ice, and it ended with Cro-Marmot coming out of it no worse for wear and immediately fleeing, causing a short chase before the tribes decided he wasn't worth the effort. As for the Flintstone, Fred reminisced on the time he was encased in ice before the idiot kid Billy broke him out, then went ahead and purchased the cold dish in an edible cone.
• Exclusive to Flippy and Fliqpy:
  • The reason for Flippy's condition comes from his days at W.A.R. (Weaponized Animal Regiment). He screwed up one mission that ended with his comrades killed (by disasters of his own doing) and him hiding inside one of their worm-filled bodies. This is where Fliqpy was born and who accomplished the mission in an extremely bloody fashion. Now fully aware of his condition of being two personalities in a single body, Flippy takes great care to stay away from everybody else (especially Lumpy, whom Fliqpy seems more obsessed with killing out of everyone else, though the moose visits anyway and has proven able to handle himself better than everyone else other than Splendid), given there are very few in the civilian sector readily able to take on Fliqpy before he takes over and starts killing everyone in sight. Somewhat paradoxically, he's decided to sign up for battle again and to get dropped in places where he can do a lot of mayhem as Fliqpy. Given his condition, some people have compared his dynamic with Bruce Banner and the Hulk, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
  • Unfortunately, trying to avoid his Berserk Buttons is like trying to navigate a minefield, where even the slightest gust can set off a chain reaction. So far, his triggers have been: gunfire "sounds" (a woodpecker, backfiring vehicles, bursting balloons, bursting stress relief toy, popping a champagne bottle, a starting pistol), fire (campfires or fire-breathing), ketchup (though blood itself isn't a trigger, as he didn't flip out when Flaky got wounded once, and he was driven to try and treat her), flashing lights akin to muzzle flashes, being tied up (reminiscent of enemy capture), airplanes (if reminiscent of Air Force planes), explosion images (even Rorschach ink blots thereof), dreaming of Fliqpy killing him, fire alarms (akin to bomb warning sirens), and smoke (reminder of a lost comrade dead from war chemicals melting his face). With many of these things being common, he's all but guaranteed to flip out at some point.
    • And upon ascension to the Pantheon, one can include tigers in the list, given the Tiger Army and the Tiger General he fought during the WAR. And naturally, any form of evil scum is more likely to trigger Flippy's "berserk minefield" and make him Flip Out on them… and everyone else in the area once he's through with them unless Fliqpy himself is dead by then. In contrast, the only known method to revert Fliqpy to Flippy is to surprise him, such as something bursting/exploding, a scream of distress (though that may sometimes not work), splashing water on him, or seeing a butterfly close up.
  • Apart from a Bowie knife and grenades, Fliqpy often uses improvised weapons out of anything nearby (he can even slash throats with his Christmas cookies) and is highly proficient at making Viet Cong-style traps. While he hasn't used any firearms in the show, he will not hesitate to use them in the Pantheon now that they're available. He also once stopped the blades of a (carnival ride) biplane with his bare hands during a flip-out.
  • Despite his regular killing sprees, for some reason, Fliqpy explicitly ignores the disabled and those suffering allergic reactions. It's been assumed that he maintains some form of soldier moral code, though some with Shipping Goggles have also chalked it up to an attraction towards Flaky (who once suffered a peanut allergy and was at his mercy, but Fliqpy ignored her [and the Mole] for other targets). He also avoids killing very young children, at the very least, having once merely pushed Cub out of a tricycle he intended to use himself. Speaking of that tricycle, if Fliqpy ever dies by lightning while holding something, his soul will transfer to that object, and he can move it around. And he (probably) Would Hurt a Child in this state. Given most of the Tree Friends are civilians, very few can put up a good fight against Fliqpy. One of them is Lumpy (the only one with more kills than him), and the other is Splendid (hence why they never clashed in show canon).
  • Has an allergy to peanuts, or perhaps it's an allergy to venison since he got swollen lips only after drinking blended Mime (who is a deer), who had peanuts before dying to Fliqpy. He also loves chocolate chip cookies. Besides collecting weapons in his bunker house, he likes flowers, tea parties, pink penguins, and unicorns/alicorns. According to the "Collect Them All" section (From the "First Blood" DVD), Flippy also knits sweaters.
  • Apparently, Fliqpy is acting under the delusion that he is still in the war and does not realize that he is killing innocent people. In light of this, after Ren Amamiya barely managed to survive a Fliqpy Flip-Out, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts are contemplating giving Flippy a Calling Card... as soon as they can determine if Fliqpy's psyche is accessible from Flippy's potential Palace. Raz has also contemplated entering Flippy's mind after his own run-in with Fliqpy, though he will ask for Flippy's consent first, of course. Flippy himself has also decided to take more therapy sessions to get his Fliqpy side under control since his previous one was Lumpy. This naturally leads him to Frasier Crane, even though Flippy is afraid of Flipping Out in front of him, killing the psychologist, and rendering Crane unwilling to work with him. Bruce Banner has considered helping in his stead since at least he can handle Fliqpy as the Hulk.
  • Has a complicated relationship with Rambo, as the old soldier both pities and has tried to help Flippy, yet at the same time, has had to fight him when he Flips Out into Fliqpy. Rambo is perhaps the one deity Flippy can relate to the most, and always finds his company comforting, though the old soldier just prefers to remain quiet as he himself wants some peace. Flippy's relationship with Steven Universe is a bit better, as he's also been through massive trauma even without being in a traditional war, but still gets a bit violent sometimes. There are no worries, however, thanks to being easily subdued with a bubble around himself (Steven or Fliqpy? Yes, either by the half-Gem keeping himself safe or by keeping the bear trapped). While he has never been to a war himself, Steven has been into so many traumatic experiences that he developed PTSD and that he once corrupted into kaiju. He gets better, though, and wants to help Flippy with his PTSD; progress is slow though. It helps that he has fighting experience, so he could likely handle himself or call on the Crystal Gems for backup should Flippy flip out.
• Exclusive to Splendid:
  • Splendid's superpowers include levitation, flight, heat vision, super strength, super speed, supersonic hearing, super durability, a large lung capacity, shock wave-inducing voice, an ice breath, telescopic vision, unlimited stamina, and extremely large farts. Splendid's freezing breath and heat vision also have a unique property: rather than melt the ice, victims frozen by his breath, then struck by his lasers, are shattered into cube-shaped pieces. While not doing superhero work, he works as a newspaper reporter, disguising himself with a pair of eyeglasses, a necktie, and a fedora, even though he still wears his red mask behind his glasses. But even without it, he's recognized just for being a blue flying squirrel. There are those who think he should just stick to this job. Still, he was signed up at the Superhero Division anyway, where he can be guided more properly in regards to being a superhero, especially by Superman, whom Splendid is based on, including specific mineral weaknesses. Splendid, for his part, finds them tiring and hopes to just leave it all to them; the only reason he felt he had to do hero work was that there was no one else who can, even if it doesn't excuse his half-assed efforts in doing that.
  • With stronger villains than Lifty, Shifty, and Fliqpy in the Pantheon, as well as Word of God stating that the Krypto-Nut isn't his only weakness, Splendid has started suffering more deaths, especially from those who don't need to kill his body from the outside (such as psychic powers, inducing sickness, mind control, magic curses, etc.). Naturally, as a colossal failure of a hero, Stain holds him with extreme contempt for even trying. As far as he's concerned, Splendid should always give his 100% into the job. If only he could find something more than just the Krypto-Nut to make Splendid bleed and dance to his tune… Despite his being a disgrace as a hero, despite all the damage and gore he causes, he is still a hero, and that means being in opposition to villains such as the Plutonian, Homelander, and Regime Superman.
  • Even despite his faults, Toothy idolizes Splendid more than anyone else, and Sniffles is a close second, enough to be paired with him even. For some inexplicable reason, he outright hates the Mole. Not only is he impatient with him for several reasons, he's also the only innocent that the super squirrel deliberately murdered. And ever since he killed a Santa Claus (even if it was just Lumpy), not to mention just how many deaths he's caused by not doing so, Splendid has been required to always watch where he's going, and Santas come with directional speakers to alert him if he's being inattentive.
• Applies to Lammy and/or Mr. Pickels:
  • Due to the existence of Mr. Pickels, Lammy has been forced into isolation, though she doesn't mind as long as Mr. Pickels is by her side. The absolute safest anyone can interact with her is online, where Mr. Pickels has to go really out of his way to frame Lammy, and he prefers to still be interpreted as Lammy's imaginary friend. That said, given he was chomped off by a vampire (portrayed by Lumpy) and once killed Flaky without Lammy being present in the area, Mr. Pickels might be more than just a figment of Lammy's delusions. This, however, means that Lammy is deliberately keeping him around, even knowing what he does, for reasons unknown, even if she justifiably throws him under the bus whenever she catches him committing murder.
  • Being fellow imaginary friends (if Mr. Pickels even is), Bloo and his pals disapprove of the pickle's actions and want Lammy to just dump him. This usually ends with Mr. Pickels trying to kill them, though with less success, as they are nowhere near as fragile as the Tree Friends. As for other sheep in the Pantheon, Shaun the Sheep tried to be friends but had to stop after getting murdered a few times by Mr. Pickels, Dawn Bellwether tried to curry favor with Lammy as well over on online chat, but the former assistant mayor ended up dead the next day for "mysterious reasons," and Lammy trying to deny it wasn't her even with the other sheep's blood on her.

Demigods

Ayame Kajou

Ayame Kajou, Goddess of Dirty Jokes (Blue Snow, Vice President, SOX President)

^{As Blue Snow}

• Demigoddess
• Symbol: The white flag of SOX ^note the "O" is made out of Mars and Venus symbol
• Theme Song: B-chiku Sentai SOX
• Alignment: Chaotic Good
• Portfolio: Dirty Jokes, Obscenity Terrorist For Better Good, Good Bad Girl, Shameless Fanservice Girl, More Talk, Less Walk
• Domains: Jokes, Lewdness, "Terrorism"
• Followers: The cast of Seitokai Yakuindomo
• Allies: Panty Anarchy, Katsuragi, Lelouch vi Britannia, Mion and Shion Sonozaki, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Shino Amakusa
• Enemies: Those who take perversion way too far, Arcturus Mengsk, Actual Terrorists
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Ato-ko Shirogane, Eric Cartman
• Odd Friendship: Stella Vermillion
• Admires: The Angry Video Game Nerd
• In a boring world where the concept of dirty jokes doesn't exist (or to be specific, in a world where Japan has banned anything obscene), there exists a girl called Ayame Kajou who loves dirty jokes. Being frustrated by how the world is, she takes the identity of Blue Snow in hopes to spread the knowledge of anything dirty to break the system and return the world to how it was before.
• Even though she theoretically can sprout out dirty jokes as much she likes due to her Peace Maker being useless in the Pantheon, she decides to limit herself so as to keep her jokes from getting old fast.
• She is allies with some obscene people, especially those who really have no shame like Panty, Katsuragi and Sonozaki twins. She is especially chummy with Panty, as they also share a vaguely similar English accent. She also likes those who like to write "adult literature" to keep that art alive.
  • However, she is bit disgusted by anyone who really have no moral concern about the perverted stuff they do. Sex Is Good and seeing those people ruin that good name is not something she approves of.
• Lelouch is impressed by how she is rebelling against the government and does approves of her actions, sort of. On other hand, Ayame herself is annoyed by people like Arcturus, who sought to rebel for their selfish cause, which remind her of Gathered Fabric.
• She and Ato-ko have a bit of a mixed relation. On one hand, Ayame is bit disgusted by her man-stealing habits. On other hand, Ato-ko definitely approves of Ayame's actions, as she would never live in a world where dirty jokes are forbidden and where love doesn't bloom. Though she has a morbid curiosity on how her and Okuma's relationship will develop.
• Besides all the talk she makes, she is bit squicked by the act of sex in action. She does admit that she like dirty jokes, and maybe not that much of the actions behind it.
• She sees the South Park kids as potential recruits for SOX given their tendency to spout dirty jokes. So far, Kenny seems to be the only one interested in helping her out.
• Seems to be a fan of the videos done by the Angry Video Game Nerd. However, she doesn't watch them for the games but because the nerds tendencies to swear might actually give Ayame some material to mess with the authorities of her world.
• She is surprisingly friendly with Stella Vermillion, for the fact that both sound similar. Ayame is curious to know about the princess' sex life and constantly teased her until Stella revealed that she actually had sex with Ikki. While this made Ayame uncomfortable, they nonetheless are good friends.
• Even if she calls herself a "Obscenity Terrorist", she doesn't condone anyone who is involved in actual terrorism. She wouldn't harm people just to make a point.

Boys from South Park

The Boys from South Park ^MembersStanley “Stan” Marsh, Kyle Brovfloski, Eric Theodore Cartman, Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick, Gods of Shocking Comedy Cartoons (Broship, Fighters of Zaron, Coon and Friends, Moop, Fingerbang, Ninjas of Tokugawa, Wrestling Takedown Federation, W.T.F., Llama Brothers [-Craig], Kommunity Kidz; Stan: Billy, Ranger Stan Marshwalker, Toolshed, Shadow Hachi, Stan The Man, Stan Darsh, Boy in the Red Poofball Hat, LUVS2SPWGE, Staniscool, Raven, Heroin Hero, Stan of Many Moons, Stan the Great; Kyle: Paladin Kyle, High Jew Elf King, Human Kite, Bunraku, Juggernaut, Kyle 2, Kyley-B, Brad, Uncle Kyle, Kyle of the DeVry Institute, Fart Boy, Master Ninjew, Kyle of the Drow Elves; Cartman: Fatass, Grand Wizard King, The Coon, Bulrog, Rad Russian, Bad Irene, Dawg the Hall Monitor, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000, Time Child, Ming Lee, Cupid-Me, Lil’ Danny Pocket, bigboNed3, Mr. Cartmanez, Erica, CartmanBrah; Kenny: Lady McCormick, Princess Kenny, Mysterion, Ninja Master Kenny, El Pollo Loco, Dennis)

L to R: Stan Marsh, Kyle Brovfloski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick

^{Fighters of Zaron}

^{Coon and Friends}

^{Ninjas of Tokugawa}

^W.T.F.

^Fingerbang

• Demigods. Reaches Lesser during their roleplay sessions. Kenny reaches Intermediate status as a Nazi Zombie. Kyle was an Overdeity once he stopped believing his own existence. Cartman almost became an Overdeity as CartmanBrah after he went on trending.
• Symbol: South Park town sign
• Theme Song: South Park Theme (as the Boys); Chorus of Wieners, Stick of Truth Battle Theme 1 (as the Fighters of Zaron); Battle/Fight Music Theme 17 (Coon and Friends); Let's Fighting Love (as the Ninjas of Tokugawa); Fingerbang (as Fingerbang)
• Alignment: True Neutral (Stan), Lawful Good (Kyle), Neutral Evil who thinks he’s Chaotic Good (Cartman), Chaotic Neutral (Kenny). Really, it all depends of scenario and how much they benefit off a situation.
• Portfolio: Adorably Precocious Child, Anti-Hero, Butt-Monkey, Childhood Friends, Deadpan Snarker, Dirty Coward, Four-Temperament Ensemble, Free-Range Children, Karma Houdini, Sir Swears-a-Lot, Kids Are Cruel, Troubling Unchildlike Behavior, Weirdness Magnet
  • Stan: Acquired Situational Narcissism, Animal Lover, Byronic Hero, Unfazed Everyman, Facepalm, The Social Expert, Straight Man, The Leader, Straw Nihilist
  • Kyle: Badass Bookworm, Being Good Sucks, The Conscience, Cool Big Bro, Fiery Redhead, Nice Jewish Boy, Hair-Trigger Temper, The Smart Guy, The Snark Knight
  • Cartman: Acrofatic, The Sociopath, Spoiled Brat, Angrish, Big Eater, The Charmer, Disproportionate Retribution, Evil Genius, Laser-Guided Karma, Hated by All, Last-Name Basis, Anti-Role Model, Token Evil Teammate
  • Kenny: Lovable Sex Maniac, Cosmic Plaything, The Hedonist, The Unintelligible, They Killed Kenny Again, Took a Level in Badass as Mysterion, Token Immortal, The Quiet One, Doom Magnet
• Domains: Comedies, Raunchiness, Children, Misadventures
• High Priests: Grover Cummings, “Milk” Milton, Jamal
• Followers: Phil Matibag, Allen Gregory, Andrew Glouberman, Vibrator, Retarded Animal Babies, Davey Stone, Maeno, Power
• Allies:
  • South Park: Butters Stotch, Randy Marsh, Jimmy Valmer, Liane Cartman, Chef, Satan, The New Kid
  • Children: Bart Simpson, Illya von Einzbern, Miyu Edelfelt, Chloe von Einzbern, Shinnosuke Nohara, Dennis the Menace, The Eds, Kids Next Door Sector V, Pico, Nene, Darnell
  • Others: Pewdiepie (except Cartman), Michael Jackson, Santa Claus, Filthy Frank, Gord, Master Chief, Colonel Sanders, Panty Anarchy, Stocking Anarchy
  • Stan: Mae Borowski, I Hate Everything, Hajime Hinata, Cloud Strife, Ichiro Sato and Ryoko Sato, Tron (as Stan), Jon Snow, Gawain (as Marshwalker), Phil Swift, Angus MacGuyver, Dell Conagner, Team Dai-Gurren (as Toolshed)
  • Kyle: Durkon Thundershield, Shylock, Son Gohan, Suzune Horikita, Koichi Hirose, Hinagiku Karsura, Twilight Sparkle (as Kyle), Lord Elrond, Moses (as High Jew Elf King), Kite-Man (as Human Kite)
  • Cartman: Mitch Conner, Hall of Felines, Benjamin Cameron, Shanks, King Bradley, Dr. Evil, Dukat, Spiritomb, Izaya Orihara (as Cartman), Sarda (as Grand Wizard King), Cthulhu, The Seven (as the Coon)
  • Kenny: Sanji, Issei Hyodo, Cu Chulainn, Murky, ICEY, Ashen One, Brook, William Cage, Subaru Natsuki, Yellow Wizard, Waspinator (as Kenny), Daenerys Targargyen, Zelda (as Princess Kenny), Bruce Wayne, Terry McGinnis, (as Mysterion)
• Rivals: Chosen Four
• Enemies: ManBearPig, Guinea Creatures, Damien Thorn, Mickey Mouse, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Vince McMahon, Great Mighty Poo, Polygon Man, Dolores Umbridge, Sauron, Smeagol and Gollum, Pennywise, Father, Grandfather, Yuuki Terumi, Denzel Crocker, Agatha Trunchbull, Rhoda Penmark, Ao Oni, Shadow Monster
  • Stan: Sark, Discord
  • Kyle: Red Skull and any anti-Sematic person
  • Cartman: Griffin Family, Sakazuki, Mark Grayson, Sly Cooper, anyone who is part of a religion, ethnicity, sexuality, culture, or regionality not of his own
  • Kenny: Death (Final Destination), Galakrond, Grenth, Pyro
• Respects: John Cena, Edge
• Pitied by: Seymour Skinner
• Fears: Scathach
• Opposes: Hawkins Party
• In the state of Colorado, a minor yet noticeable town called South Park exists. It has a school, a Walmart, and a nice suburb. No massive buildings nor traffic is present—making it seem South Park is anything but lively. However, those who do enter South Park find that it is anything but normal. The town is filled to the brim with zany character, strange locales, and near apocalyptical events that can be felt worldwide. One would take notice that everything noticeable that happens to South Park involve four young elementary-grade boys who bicker all day. There is Stanley “Stan” Marsh, Kyle Brovfloski, Eric Cartman, and Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick. Each of the "Broship" as they call it have personalities that lean to one extreme that makes up their dynamic. Stan seems to be the most “normal” out of the four, being level-headed but a willingness to tolerate antics that makes him far from perfect. Kyle is Jewish with moral conscience driving him even if his morality leads to unnecessary trouble. Cartman by all accounts is infamous for being extremely bigoted, lazy, and overall a troublemaker of epic proportions. Kenny has had his speech patterns jumbled by the parka he wears, he loves pornography, and somehow has the perchance to get himself killed more times than one. Whether they like it or not, they are the faces of the town and their antics reflect it. They were in the Pantheon already for the longest time under separate titles but it was decided to conjoin them under one title. Kyle and Kenny did not mind this but Cartman and Stan did.
  Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
  Kyle: But Cartman, you got evicted from your temple.
  Cartman: I'm moving back with my mom. We'll all look like fags if four boys live with each other. Kids at school will look at us sleeping at the same house and start saying, "Oh, those four gay kids are sucking each other off now." Do you want to be called the boys who suck each other off?
  Stan: You got a point there.
  Kenny: (muffled agreement)
  Kyle: But only Stan and you have parents to go back to! Me and Kenny don’t have places to move to, and it will look worst if it’s only the two of us.
  Cartman: Well sorry my Jew friend, but it’s not our fucking problem.
  Kyle: Oh fuck off, fatass.
• Of course, the people they talk to the most in the Pantheon are those they know from South Park. Butters particularly serves as the Sixth Ranger to their group, but they consider Butters too much of a sissy loser to let him be part of their clique. Jimmy Valmer is on good terms with them but does not hang out with them that often to be considered part of their group. Some adults who look out for them are Randy Marsh, Stan's dad who manages to get almost as many bad situations as they do, and Liane Cartman, who is an Extreme Doormat for anything the boys ask them to. Chef has been a unique case, as the man had been The Mentor to the four until he was brainwashed by a cult and died. Anytime he came back, Chef would have to be battled with. For this reason, the Boys are still quite wary of Chef even in the Pantheon.
• Their rank increases during their roleplay sessions where they either pretend to be fantasy heroes, superheroes, Japanese heroes, or wrestling heroes. To note, they go so hard into their roleplay that they still act their fantasies even when they find themselves in insane scenarios that would normally make a person drop the acting. The New Kid somehow gets dragged to their antics all the time, becoming The Hero and saving the Boys at every turn. The New Kid thinks they are all assholes though goes along with their roleplaying because there is nothing else to do in their modest town.
• To elaborate on their relationship with Butters, they do not forbid Butters from hanging out with them, just not considering part of their group due to his uncoolness. They care for him to some extent, with Stan and Kyle being like big brothers to him. Kenny treats Butters like an actual friend he is willing to help no matter what, especially during the Hawaiian revolution. Then there is Cartman who does his best to mess with Butters and drag him as a minion for his antics. Butters considers the four his closest friends but they are willing to throw him under a bus if it means not getting into trouble. As a result of getting fed up with their derision, Butters takes on his evil persona Professor Chaos to enact vengeance upon them. It has not been effective at all.
• Are on friendly terms with Satan despite having been enemies with his son, Damien. Satan turned out to be a chill guy, having insecurities with himself but means well. They will never forget the Heroic Sacrifice Satan performed by fighting off ManBearPig though it ultimately costed his life. Speaking on his song, Damien—The Antichrist of the Pantheon refused to say this Satan is his father, calling him a pathetic lowlife who got his ass handed to him by something that was an allegory for climate change. The Boys are confused why Damien (who they are sure is the same one they know) looks vastly different from the fellow student they know. What borderline confirm this is the pleads for invites to Kyle's birthday parties from an account that presumable is Damien's due to it being called "DevilBoyo666".
• They all have a strange relationship with Mitch Conner. Most of the Boys aside from Cartman see Mitch Conner as a persona Cartman takes seriously. Cue their shock when they discovered Mitch Conner was considered another entity entirely. They wondered how the hell Cartman managed to pull this off, and Mitch Conner himself showed up to explain how he got a place. Mitch Conner stated that whoever was in charge of the Pantheon said that he was worthy and was decidedly given a place for it. Kyle then said that never answered the question they gave and Mitch Conner replied by punching Kyle in the balls. Kyle then beat the crap out of Cartman after for what he saw as Cartman punching his balls instead.
• They are all batshit terrified of Mickey Mouse after nearly getting a chainsaw to the face by the mouse during a The Jonas Brothers concert. So when they found out Mickey was in the Pantheon, the Boys steered clear of him. Mickey himself is confused by their behavior, appalled over the presentation that he was a greedy corporate CEO willing to cause as much pain and suffering for gained revenue. However, Mickey was portrayed as a hero during Imaginationland saga so it is believed that the Mickey Mouse who runs the corporations is an entirely separate entity while the Mickey Mouse who is the All-Loving Hero was the one from Imaginationland where public reception of the Disney brand correlates with goodness which contrasts to the harsh business practices that the Disney Enterprises operates on. Mickey Mouse has heard that he is associated with this image and vows to fight against that image as possible.
• Pewdiepie and his Let's Play abilities had saved what could be the entire world from Cartman when his web channel was trending so vastly—it threatened the entire planet. Only Pewds could have saved them all as his popularity was greater than Cartman's. Cartman is still bummed his online career has tanked, and the rest of the Boys are just happy they do not have a floating video tab of Cartman harassing people. Ironically, the YouTuber himself moved away from doing what he was most famous for and cited that doing the same thing over and over again was just not interesting anymore—instead of becoming more experimental with his content and reacting to his fans' content instead. Regardless, that does not mean that he looks back on his appearance there without fondness and even thanked South Park (the town) before leaving.
• All four surprisingly have semi-successful music careers not only as individuals but to the point that they became a Boy Band named Fingerbang. Fingerbang has sold millions of copies and while not very active, still has a rabid fanbase to them. Fingerbang has many other group members with who they alternate with but the core four are usually the ones there to perform. Whenever it is time to bring back Fingerbang, expect a lot of rehearsal space in the House of Musicality to be reserved.
• The Boys love some Kentucky Fried Chicken on any occasion, especially Cartman who can sniff out whatever if pure KFC recipe from others. The Colonel was very humbled that they like their chicken and whenever they visit, he would give them a bucket to chow down upon. Needless to say, the visit Colonel a lot now. It is a big Flipping the Bird to those who tried banning KFC across their state.
• They once tried applying to the WWE to be wrestlers themselves, going as far as to set up wrestling shows themselves that became very popular to onlookers. Vince McMahon himself showed up to assess their work but was more impressed with the Boys' Creepy Gym Coach who practiced in traditional wrestling. They are still angered by McMahon for making them give up on their wrestling dreams despite still supporting and admiring the WWE wrestlers like Edge and John Cena. Perhaps McMahon passed them up as they are elementary students and not adults yet.
• All of them have an extreme hatred for George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for their "perversion" of cinema. They hated them making edits to films that were perfectly fine as it is, and the reedits were so bad they killed onlookers who were unfortunate enough to see them. This now becomes ironic as Spielberg who was presented as the mastermind for this now refuses to repeat those same things while George Lucas who was presented as unwilling compliance with the trend plans on continuing to do so. Still, that does not excuse them in the Boys' eyes for "raping" Indiana Jones with the creation of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It gets to the point those who hated the film envision Lucas and Spielberg raping Indiana in various scenarios that are conveniently based on rape scenes found in other works of media. Lucas and Spielberg thought people's reaction was overblown but somehow whenever someone watches that film nowadays, the Gratuitous Rape still plays within their heads.
• They all tried joining the Kids Next Door and were almost accepted until it was clear they needed to dedicate time to such an organization (anything the KND can do, the Eds can do with much shorter time if less success rate). The Boys want to get benefits and not put effort into such work. This resulted in them leaving before initiations could begin and they were subsequently mind-wiped on the hideouts. The Boys are on good terms with Sector V however, going around with their pranking plots with Bart Simpson and Dennis the Menace. However, they are rarely invited to the more serious operations as chaos ensues whenever the four show up. The Sector V treehouse almost fell once because Kyle was unable to control the drill he held onto which pierced the tree's center perfectly. It almost destabilized everything atop it and Kyle was roasted for it on day's end by everyone who was there.
  Cartman: Were your Jewish instincts trying to find gold within the tree or something?
  Kyle: Who the fuck tries finding gold inside a tree?!
• They all wept for Mr. Hankey not ascending to the Pantheon after the turd had helped them so much. Cut to them seeing the Great Mighty Poo who they find repulsive for not being like Mr. Hankey at all. The Great Mighty Poo then managed to drown Kenny in its sludge, offended that they do not see the magnificence of his shittiness. The obvious saying before fleeing was mandatory.
  Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
  Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!
  • Additional Kenny deaths are as follows: Father and Grandfather burned him alive. Pennywise ate him. Agatha Trunchbull tossed him fifty feet to the air before impacting a tree messily. Yuuki Terumi punching through Kenny after losing to him in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. And Denzel Crocker giving him an F on a quiz he spent all night studying for.
    Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
    Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!!!
• Shinnosuke Nohara befriended the four after realizing they share the same vulgarity he has. It was then Shinnosuke asked them if they wanted to go to the onsen. They agreed, thinking it was an awesome dojo where they could use their kung-fu skills until they discovered it was more like a sauna instead. Being nude around each other made the Boys feel very uncomfortable as they felt Shinnosuke was trying to have them all be "gay" afterward. It was then Shinnosuke said that was not what they were there for and wanted to peep on girls at the wall behind them. The reactions from the Boys were either going along with it because it is inevitable, complete enthusiastic agreement, unwillingness, and someone wanting to profit off of this. Of course, they all inevitably went to see and only for their targets who Shinnosuke set up the first person who saw. Illya, Miyu, and Chloe who overheard their loud conversation were prepared for their peeping and blasted them. Kenny who is the most perverted was the first one to peep and if the beam did not take hit him, then the nosebleed afterward would have. A truce and fake friendship were made afterward as to not get strangled by the onsen manager for getting a kid murdered at the premises.
  Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
  Chloe: YOU BASTARDS- oh wait, he's kind of cute when he doesn't have a hoodie or is bleeding everywhere.
  Kyle: Ma'am! Give me back pictures of my naked body this instant!
  Cartman: Damn, that girl was prepared for this. Wish I had thought of the blackmail idea.
  Illya: Chloe! They might see your- SWEET MERCIFUL ZELRETCH! IS THAT PERSON DEAD?!
  Magical Ruby: You killed him? YOU AREN’T HUMAN!
• They once tried to become a traveling band of heroes like those four kids who managed to kill off an Eldritch Abomination. They wandered from area to area across the Pantheon on foot, taking turns beating their opponents with whatever they could. Stan had a nice guitar, Kyle had a knife, Cartman had a gun, and Kenny had a shuriken. After doing some menial tasks for others which include blowing up the Eye of Sauron, helping Santa Claus, escaping the Ao Oni, then waging war with Polygon Man for saying his graphics suck—they reached their end within the Upside-Down where they decided to face off against the Mind Flayer itself. No matter how much roleplaying energy they had in their hearts, the Boys were not able to toe even dent the Shadow Monster even with throwing as many fireworks as they could at it. They were brought to their final resort by praying for those who helped them on their journey to save them. Everybody heard the call... only to immediately go back to doing what they were doing as praying took too much time out of their day. The Boys managed to escape from the place after falling down a pit that led them to the Hawkins Party who all raise eyebrows at their arrival. The Boys then left, grumbling that their adventurer was not worth it at all and blaming the Hawkins kids for "ruining" their fun.
  Stan: I should have not spent all that fucking money on revives.
  • During their adventures, they met Scathach who taught the Boys the way of using weapons effectively. They all followed her because first off, she is a hot-ass lady but then they found out how harsh her training regiments were once she began beating them for making mistakes. They wanted to flee but Scathach always caught every single one of them without remorse to their suffering. She advised the Boys to use the techniques they learned in the several sports they took up only to ditch. That lets them become more effective fighters through the trauma they have from learning persists. Even after, Scathach watches over the Boys and scares them whenever she pops up. They respect her to a T and call her "Master" to this day, as they have to lest another whacking on their heads occurs.
• Seymour Skinner pities the Boys, thinking that their behavior is a result of the environment they live in. He does his best to push the Boys to become upstanding citizens but then they blew him off after calling him gay. Skinner still tried though, even resorting to giving them some delicious steamed hams he has.
• Some deities who find relation to their rather extremely unpleasant antics are Panty and Stocking who love doing things that most would find completely detestable and disgusting. The Boys are not into the whole slaughter and sex business (except maybe Kenny for the latter) those two have but find the ladies cool nonetheless. Pico, Nene, and Darnell also showed comradery with the Boys due to sharing similar childish personalities that attempt to emulate unhinged adults too. The Boys wish that they still had guns so they could have friendly conversations with the three.
• Exclusive to Stan:
  • A rather down-to-Earth sort of person, Stan Marsh is said to be the most "grown-up" out of all the Boys though not in the good sort of way. Stan had become far more cynical with his life, becoming frustrated over the difficulties he faces and feels his life has become much more complicated than it should be. Mae Borowski (no relation with Kyle) also knows this and told Stan things... will not get better. Stan had a feeling that would be the response. That said, he finds more relation to I Hate Everything who has such severe cynicality towards the world as well. As a result of these newer traits, Stan had become much more selfish as a person. Not to the same extent as Cartman but if an opportunity presents itself, it has to be a pretty cut case of immorality to stoop to a low level.
  • Was annoyed by Discord to an extreme extent due to wanting to "live up" Stan's life. Stan who already had to face a variety of antic from his friends was tired of his constant butting in. It got so bad, Stan decided to yell at Discord who backed off afterward, grumbling.
  Stan: Look dude! Nobody cares about the whole "chaos" shit you keep preaching about! Intelligent beings end up making civilization because they don't want to be dipshits like you taking things so far, it all become shitty! Don't you get it? People think you're SHIT for constantly harassing them! The only reason why they don't call the cops was that you haven't decided to diddle people in the ass yet!
  • Once tried to delete his Facebook account only to end up Inside a Computer System where he had to fight his way out as if he were in TRON. Of course, Stan was not happy at all that world was still at the Pantheon or that people still use Facebook to become narrow-minded hoodlums alongside other social media platforms that also make people dumber. Stan said to Tron that he wants to erase social media as giving a voice to everybody means that even the stupidest people are given a voice and the algorithms result in tribalism being formed because people are automatically exposed to similarly-minded persons. Tron said that if it helps protects the users then, he would help Stan destroy this problem but Sark probably is willing to keep social media servers open if it means to better manipulate the users there. Stan agreed and now works to stop social media and prevent further divisions between persons.
  • Tried getting dating advice from Ichiro Sato and Ryoko Sato due to how fluctuating his relationship with his girlfriend is to an almost obnoxious degree. Both Ichiro and Ryoko attempted to advise Stan but Stan ended up with conflicting information that confused him more than helped. One told him to treat a girl with the utmost respect while the other said to be of equal standing. Surprisingly, the former came from Ryoko while the latter came from Ichiro. Stan just now just hopes his relationship does not sink harder than the Titanic ever will.
  • "Competing against other people and getting in their faces saying, 'ha ha I'm better than you,' is part of life."'
• Exclusive to Kyle:
  • If there is one way to trigger Kyle's anger, it is to become anti-Semitic. He already deals enough Jewish bashing from Cartman enough as it is, so anybody using the Jewish religion as a negative comparison gets on his shitlist instantly. Some examples are, "This guy I don't like is a fucking Jew," or "Wow, this guy who I see negatively is acting like a Jew," and so forth. Kyle blew a volcano when he learned the incredible amount of Nazi deities are in the Pantheon and those sympathetic to the Nazis are also in the Pantheon. It alarmed him how much the Pantheon lets these guys in when they caused nothing but trouble.
  Kyle: Holy shit! World War II ended ages ago and still, you feel like it's still happening now?! This is hypocritical coming from a religion that was persecuted at that time and we still feel prejudices even now but the point is we shouldn't dwell on that crappy era! The more this place keeps bringing it up, it's as if people want to return to that era when they shouldn't! Oh sure, living in living in constant fear that I and my families will be bombed by a plane or shot by a soldier is much more interesting than our boring lives now. I can't be racist or sexist if it means defending my country. Newsflash! History is there so we can learn from it, not to find ways to return to it!
  Stan: Jesus, Kyle. Don't have to be such a dick about roasting what our ancestors fought for.
  Kenny: (muffled agreement)
  • Remains the most studious of his friends, going to the House of School many times to get better grades. His habits had been greatly appreciated by the more intellectual studiers of the Pantheon who are not almighty assholes who sniff their farts. He had help from Son Gohan, Suzune Horihiko, Hinagiku Katsura, and Twilight Sparkle regarding his studies which benefitted them a lot. Kyle may not be pressured by his parents nor his education culture to push himself that far, but he feels as though if he does not reach the top—the town he has lived in may drag his career hopes down with him.
  • His superhero persona is the Human Kite who flies around town on a kite to stop evildoers. The powers appropriately are not needed to explain themselves. However, that brought the attention of Kite Man who believed that Kyle was ripping his schtick off. The Human Kite and Kite Man confronted each other and surprisingly, hit it off well despite being on opposing sides. Kite Man spoke on the tragedies of his life that led him to become the person he is today, leading to him becoming a very pathetic supervillain in the eyes of the world. Kyle felt bad and the two ate ice cream with each other afterward. Though the Human Kite has to stop Kite Man at his tracks, Kite Man himself sees Kyle as if he were a replacement for his deceased son and even upgraded the tech Human Kite uses.
  • Had went to Lord Elrond himself as the High Jew Elf King to be advised on how to protect his kingdom. Elrond questioned Kyle if he was a bit too... young for such a role but Kyle retorted that due to his outfit, people would see his actions in maturity regardless. Elrond had found he had a very good point. Elrond could only say that constant philosophical studies and leadership practice are what makes a wise king such as himself so benevolent. Kyle cited he was already doing that and wanted to see if he could do the cool magical elf stuff that Elrond could do. Elrond cited that he does not do magic, leaving Kyle disappointed.
  • "You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship."
• Exclusive to Cartman:
  • Practically the most infamous member of the four, Cartman is characterized by his spoiled nature, manipulative tendencies, greediness, and inherent bigotry. The latter part is important as many who observed Cartman's actions may have started taking upon his beliefs too (which he would probably praise). Not even the rest of the Boys or anyone else knows why they still hang out with him as Cartman had dragged them to trouble constantly and backstabbed them at every turn. One could fault his mother for raising him like this and to a fault it is, but she has not cultivated the negative traits that Cartman had—it could be a genetic thing as everybody else in his maternal family acts similarly to him. Regardless, whatever Cartman feels uncomfortable with that range from being seen as gay, having another minority present, or not getting fried chicken—he will do his fucking best to rectify that no matter how much misery follows. In the end, Cartman may have what he wants then it gets ripped from him or transformed into something he finds no pleasure with. The few times Cartman "wins" is when he was truly at the right at the moment. Such as the time when Cartman went to join Benjamin Cameron as a KKK member to "protect" young white Americans from being harmed by those outside the culture. Benjamin Cameron allowed him to do so, even setting Cartman up with other KKK youths but Cartman ended up getting bullied for hanging out with minorities and not dedicating most of his time to lynching those the KKK despises. Though he still has high respect for the colonel, Cartman had to opt-out.
  • He names himself the leader of the superhero group Coon and Friends, being the titular Coon (it is a secret that nobody aka everybody knows about). Of course, Cartman is Cartman and he is extremely Skewed Priorities as a superhero. He is more dedicated to having his team's popularity increase and whatever he sees as evil, it is mostly some regular private thing instead of a despicable crime or him using his superhero status to go after those he has a prejudice against. Cartman managed to befriend Cthulhu of all creatures to enact things like burning down synagogues, murdering hippies, and annihilating Justin Bieber and his fans. Some people think the latter part is justified. It comes as no shock Cartman got kicked out from his group. As a result, Cartman went to seek the Seven who are also heroes in his eyes for protecting Americans from "evil groups searching to subvert American peace" as he says. The Seven like how determined Cartman is and see his wanting to keep face not too dissimilar to themselves but cited that Cartman is too much of a bigot even for them to get him to join. Cartman surprisingly understood as he knows first-hand how politically correct the world is getting and does not want to occur the wrath of the PC Bros who he fears. Regardless, Cartman makes it the utmost priority right now a hero... to kill Sly Cooper for taking the masked raccoon theme he has going on. There could only be one indeed.
  • Despises the Griffin family, thinking of their comedy and writing as cancer to the viewing senses. Considering how Cartman enjoys watching shows about Canadians farting all day, his hatred for them runs truly deep. It got to the point Cartman wanted to pan their show via placing the (arguable) ultimate Berserk Button to Islamic worshippers: a depiction of The Prophet Muhammad. Finding out that the Griffin family were in the Pantheon nearly gave him a heart attack, thinking the Pantheon now has become tainted by them. Cartman now seeks to repeat that same plan by ascending Muhammed to the Pantheon with a picture at tow. He argues that since Hinduism is very still highly worshipped yet has a sizeable Pantheon presence, then Islamic deities should be brought too. A good point he brings up though hardly the purest intentions. Plus, if Muhammed was invited then he would most likely decline because he does not want to be insinuated as a god by others.
  • One of the few good traits Cartman has is his love for cats. The Hall of Felines was paradise to him and whenever there is time, he would go on ahead and try to visit there whenever he can. His friends think it is because he is running an operation on selling cat piss to people so that they could get high but were surprised when they saw Cartman genuinely likes taking care of the cats there. Not the giant cats of course but the smaller traditional animals. He would even go as far as to protect them as if they were a persecuted minority, unknowingly and ironically taking the role of those he wants to persecute. Kyle pointed this out to him but Cartman still does not see it.
  • "Lame."
• Exclusive to Kenny:
  • Aside from his inability to properly speak thanks to his parka, what is most notable about Kenny is the number of times he dies and then inadvertently gets brought back soon after. Nobody remembers his deaths and the few times that people took notice for a sizeable amount of time were reversed as well. It is believed that this trait is due to Kenny having a connection to the Elder Gods as his parents joined an Elder God cult and likely conceived/gave birth to him at that time. Very few in the Pantheon took notice of Kenny constantly dying, mostly from other incarnations from Death and those who also died a similar amount of times. Those who died a lot of pity Kenny for this trait and befriended the kid as a result. Kenny gave up on investigating his Elder God connections and just decided to take advantage of being dead. As the gruff and solitary Mysterion (who is an Expy of Batman), he could come back as a ghost and can harm people still before coming back to life when everything is safe. This makes him connected to Brook who has similar powers and sharing the same perverted nature Kenny has. For his numerous deaths at the Pantheon, Kenny blames the Death who constantly murders people for it as he must be a particularly easy target if that Death cannot senselessly kill people across the Pantheon at whim, so why target the guy who dies yet nobody bats an eye at? One memorable death Kenny had was being burnt to death by the Pyro who went up to him then took out the flamethrower for no apparent reason. Subaru Natsuki and William Cage are disturbed Kenny has his deaths brushed aside by others so easily when the entire ordeal whittles Kenny's sanity with every death.
  • Speaking of perverts, Kenny may perhaps be the most perverted elementary-grade kid in the entire Pantheon that even succeeds such contenders like Shinnosuke and Chloe. One may say those two have more commonplace perverted antics but Kenny beats them by showcasing he is willing to die for even some boobie. It is perfectly okay for him because as stated above, he will just come back regardless. Kenny has a few great mentors to teach him the ways of being a pervert: Sanji, Issei Hyodo, and Brook. Sanji teaches him how to impress the ladies, Issei teaches him how to peep, and Brook teaches him how to be a ghost and start spying on women. Of course, Kenny's mentor Scathach is not having any of that and beats up everybody who teaches Kenny such degenerate things--including Kenny himself for not being patient enough to at least be a teen before doing anything sexual.
  Scathach: Is peeping on me bathing a good thing a boy as you should do?
  Kenny: (muffled agreement)
  Scathach: I thought I was over this with Cu...
  • Kenny dresses himself up as a princess when that role needs to be played yet no girl wants to do it. It is as if Princess Kenny is a new person is in their entirety—seen as a pure and beautiful thing to the men across the kingdom yet has startling ambition for power. Princess Kenny even comes with her own theme song to showcase her charisma against men. Zelda still mistakes Kenny for an actual princess, thinking she must raise the "girl" to become a proper leader to her people. Kenny admires Zelda and her lessons for being "cute" (something Zelda does not want to be associated with) but needed a bit more backbone. So Princess Kenny went to Daenerys Targaryen who embodies the more driven nature a princess should have. Zelda and Daenerys argue over how to raise Kenny Like an Old Married Couple and the boy-princess feel their fighting is much better than her parents' fighting. Plus, Kenny could peep at them all day long since they have not found out the true gender of the aspiring princess they are raising yet. His perverted mentors acclaimed Kenny for his actions and tried pulling the same thing. Needless to say--it was far less effective than they wanted to.
  • "Mrrph rmph rmmph mrrphh!"

Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean, God of Comedic Sociopaths (Bean, Rowan Bean)

• Theme Songs: "Ecce Homo Que Est Faba", Mr. Boombastic, and his animated show's opening theme
• Demigod, but he can piss off even the most powerful of deities
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Symbol: Teddy
• Portfolio: Sociopathy played for laughs, those who completely lost their touch with reality, Man Children, The Unintelligible, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, having No Social Skills
• Domains: Slapstick, Comedy, Suffering
• Allies: LOL Rangers (Mion and Shion Sonozaki, Bugs Bunny, Princess Celestia, Satoko Houjou, Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Palutena) (sort of), the Doctor
• Target of Interest of: The Itazura Griefers (Seija Kijin, Ratatoskr, Miyo Takano, Rei Shingetsu, Lambdadelta, Gengar)
• Enemies: Trollkaiger (Yuuki Terumi, Bernkastel, Handsome Jack, Izaya Orihara, Nui Harime, Nefarian, Enter), Edmund Blackadder
• (Sort of) Good Counterpart to: Roger Smith, Eric Cartman
• Opposed by: The House of Anger, and any other god with a Hair-Trigger Temper
• Mr. Bean just showed up one day, during a prank war between LOL Ranger and Trollkaiger. After a long battle that included remote-controlled boats, three-wheeled cars, and Daleks, Mr. Bean ended up unscathed, with both warring factions buried under rubble. Many of the gods who witnessed this were impressed, and decide to deify him as a result.
• Soon after his ascension, Bean was approached by LOL Ranger, who wanted to tell him that they held no malice against him. Bean has allied himself with the group, much to Trollkaiger's chagrin.
• Despite his low ranking, Mr. Bean manages to piss off even Overdeities on a regular basis, as evidenced with his encounter with Trollkaiger. When asked how he can manage to be that obnoxious, he replied accordingly.
• After Mr. Bean's introduction into the Pantheon, the Itazura Griefers have become exceedingly interested in him. Bean doesn't like him after hearing of their troll nature, but he seems to be one of the few people they won't piss off.
• Is known to drive while sitting on a recliner tied to the roof of his Mini. Several gods like to think up instances of him doing this.
• Performs slapstick every once in a while on the House of Theatre and Spectacle's stages. His performances have been well-received, but he can't help but let loose on stage every once in a while.
• Has been seen Flipping the Bird to several gods, only surviving his encounters with them through sheer luck. He claims that he learned it as a friendly gesture and continues to do it.
• There have been many extensive studies on how Mr. Bean acts. A fairly common theory is that he is actually a remorseless psychopath who uses his Comedic Sociopathy for evil crimes. Despite all the research, no one is certain what goes on in his head.
• Despite his eccentric attitude, Mr. Bean is not someone to provoke, as he has martial arts skills. Many wonder if he is actually the alter ego of someone named Johnny English.
• Doesn't really like Blackadder for some reason. It's on the tip of his tongue, but he can't explain why...

John Captain and Steve

John Captain and Steve, Gods of Unwarranted Vulgar Comedy (John Captain: Sergeant John "Tankman" Captain, Cap)

John Captain (left) and Steve (right)

• Demigods
• Symbol: Tankman on his tank, AKA the Newgrounds logo
• Theme Song: Tankmen Theme by Arbiter, and alternatively, Ugh, Guns, or Stress
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Making Unneeded Cock Jokes, Heterosexual Life-Partners, Little Moral Conscience In Post-Apocalyptic Settings, Sharing A Voice Actor, Iconic Tank, The Other Newgrounds Mascot, Being The Newgrounds Logo Character (for Tankman)
• Domains: Vulgar Comedy, Soldiers, Post-Apocalyptic Settings, Tanks, Web Animation
• Heralds: The rest of the Tankmen, including Bill
• Allies: The Soldier and Demoman, The Monkeys (Captain Churchill particularly), Lance (Epic Battle Fantasy), The Chosen One and The Second Coming, Hank J. Wimbleton, Skid and Pump, The Crimson Raiders, Tiny Tina, Tanukichi Okuma and Ayame Kajou
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Pico, Nene, and Darnell
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The Henry Stickmin Trio, The Peregrine Falcons and The Sparrows Team
• Odd Friendship with: Suction Cup Man
• Avoids: Salad Fingers, The Sniper, The Unicorn
• Annoys: Rose and Jack Dawson, Darkman, Mad Max, Franz Vahlen
• Disappoints: Colonel Kilgore
• Opposed by: Fancy Pants Man, SCP-516
• Enemies: Valkyrie Jäger, The Rebel Army, The AAHW, YHVH
  • Sitcom Archnemesis: The Anglerfish Team
• Originally, the logo of Newgrounds was just that- a simple logo of a man in a big white tank. But soon enough, the animator behind the logo decided to expand it all into a new world, already in ruin and in unending war. The "heroes" of this desolate world were none other than the Tankmen, a military group of soldiers fighting for their lives and for the sake of fighting itself, with the world in utter anarchy. Two particular Tankmen, John Captain AKA Tankmen himself, and his pal Steve, aren't much different, taking on enemy soldiers and thugs, getting into casual banter with themselves and the enemy, and more infamously, the obligatory out-of-nowhere sexual innuendo.
• As one of the more popular figures of Newgrounds, they were intrigued by the concept of the Pantheon when the trio of Pico, Nene, and Darnell were ascended. Having come along with them in their attempt to create an unforgettable ruckus in the Pantheon to get themselves noticed, they and the other Tankmen were made into the trio's heralds initially, but it wasn't enough for John and Steve. After a few weeks of planning and researching, they broke into the Court of Gods in order to... do the paperwork for proper application for ascension, surprisingly. It was even complete with a resume with rather questionable feats, from running "The Portal", being a deity of explosions, to out-rapping a streaming reaper. A few hours later, they were almost ready to become gods, but they still had to get the trope for themselves. Eventually, they chose Bottom of the Barrel Joke, fittingly enough, with how infamous they had become for mentioning the male sexual organ in humor, while not exactly relying on such jokes for entertainment, and being well known for it anyway. John himself thought that it would be really memorable in the Pantheon's history books, anyway.
• The Tankmen take pride in their status as mascots of Newgrounds, even though many consider Pico and his friends as the main face of the site itself. They've had plenty of feuds with each other, most being violent, for such reasons, and sometimes no reason at all. In the end, they do maintain tense but genuine respect with each other, representing Newgrounds in their own ways. While Pico, Nene, and Darnell are at the very most, young adults, if not teenagers or even children, that get themselves into rather mature antics above their usual age, the Tankmen are in a sense more subdued. Sure, they're soldiers in a Crapsack World who regularly shoot enemy soldiers for a living, but they tend to get into rather immature situations considered below their age, which is certainly more adult than the likes of Pico and his friends. Give John and Steve a good opportunity, and they're willing to have more peaceful kinds of fun, even with the enemy.
• Having been a victim of The Chosen One and The Dark Lord's attack on Newgrounds from a long time ago, John himself killed personally by the latter, The Chosen One expected a rather rough meeting with the Tankmen. When him and John Captain met one day wandering through a city, the greetings were surprisingly lacking in hostility, Tankman stating that he was willing to leave all of that ugly business behind him, and glad that the stick figure has changed for the better. After the encounter, The Chosen One returned back to their temple only to find a note on a table, saying "Now, we're even." Right next to that note was a very excited Zeeky H. Bomb. One massive explosion later, the stick figure had to repair all of the damage caused by the Tankmen's successful scheme. Since then, the Tankmen haven't antagonized The Chosen One further, and the latter eventually decided that getting back at them wasn't necessary, taking the act as their way of putting them on good terms given how amicable the Tankmen have been aside from the incident.
• As expected from the Tankmen, they take pride in their big white tank, and ever since the time Steve accidentally lost it while relieving himself, they've been much more careful to keep it out of unwanted hands. While John and Steve do get along with Henry Stickmin and his pals, they're wary of Henry or Ellie potentially snatching their tank to use for their own heists, and have warned them that if caught in such an act, they will shoot on sight. Despite how much they've bragged about their tank, it hasn't stopped them from checking out others' tanks, like Captain Churchill's, though they've gotten along further than that since the Tankmen find shooting Bloons to be a fun pasttime. The Tankmen also treat Lance of the Epic Battle Fantasy party well not just for being a Newgrounds character but to check out on the cosmic technology he's gotten from his adventures, for the purpose of trying to get some for themselves. The Metal Slug protagonists are also very aware that John and Steve just want to get their hands on a SV-001, explaining their reasons for allying with them, but decide that their support against the Rebel Army is worth it.
  • When Tankman found out about Franz Vahlen's designs for the Landkreuzer P.1000 Ratte, he had some other Tankmen join in to raid Vahlen's temple to get such designs. Learning about how impractically tedious and expensive the design was, on top of how the first prototype of such a tank didn't really go too well, led to the Tankmen mocking poor Vahlen for his failures. Tankman himself made the obligatory compensation joke regarding the size of the prototype, much to the veteran's frustration. For this, he had the Valkyrie Jäger sent out to dispose of them, with not too much success, putting up a fight with the Tankmen but the enemy forces sometimes take friendly breaks to get into all sorts of casual activities, including volleyball but with guns and rubble, bewildering many bystanders of their conflict.
• By making him a herald, the Tankmen resurrected the late Bill, one of their own who was going to be a dad before his unfortunate end by a headshot. While glad that he was alive and kicking, Bill asked about his wife and soon-to-be-child, only for Steve to answer that the whole Herald thing wasn't able to cover that, and he'll have to suffer being the missing dad, culminating to a Big "NO!" from Bill in grief. Learning of how people mentioning "going to be a dad" around them has led to rather grievous misfortunes, members of the Hall of Fathers as well as those planning to actually be a dad stay far away from the Tankmen. Steve himself also avoids the Hall of Aim and Skill out of paranoia that someone will shoot his head off whenever he has to go to the bathroom, or worse, commit a vile Groin Attack. It's also why the Tankmen don't like to meet up with people with the Sniper, although they do get along with most of the other RED Mercenaries, especially the Soldier and Demoman, especially the former after a trade involving helmets, metal, and a small mini-tank that Tankman occasionally drives around in.
• John Captain, much like Pico, has a reputation of breaking into rather funky songs within the House of Musicality, which similar to the latter, having developed such skills during his ordeal with someone that Tankman referred to as "a little blue-haired shitface". Tankman only starts such jams primarily to one-up Pico and humiliate the boy on stage, knowing how much it frustrates Pico. Said motivation for getting into Pico's business was to get back at him for shooting down many of his men during Tankman's attempt to rap against the Boyfriend, though others complained that the Tankmen were going to play dirty anyway. John and Steve are also familiar with Skid and Pump, but not exactly from their funking days. In fact, Skid and Pump remember the two soldiers as friendly hobos in an alley. Those who have looked further into their cameo in the kids' mishaps ended up wishing that they didn't.
• Being a notorious and violent group of soldiers representing Newgrounds, Fancy Pants Man doesn't look upon them very fondly, especially not after their participation in Pico's attempt to kill him. Despite not having much shame in doing so, John and Steve surprisingly hold a bit of sympathy for the stick figure. They've confessed that while they were willing to shoot Fancy Pants Man in the face, their decision was motivated by both being riled up by Pico's statements about what Fancy Pants Man thought of Newgrounds, on top of being really bored at the time. While Fancy Pants Man doesn't really forgive them, Tankman actually hopes that Fancy Pants Man can eventually settle things with the Newgrounds deities, and for Pico and his friends to tolerate Fancy Pants Man a little better, to the latter group's surprise.
  Pico: You mean, you actually want us to make some amends to that guy? You know he despises our love for violent conflict?
  John: Yeah. But as lovely as it is, not every single folk of Newgrounds has to embrace it. We just don't want those people telling us what we can't do. I think that's what's important about our ways, man. Our whole community still admires him and other weirdos that couldn't care less about the violence. We may not be "compatible", but the guy's still one of us.
  Pico: Since when did you get so sentimental?
  John: Had a daydream, and it all got erect from there. Hah!
• Whenever the Tankmen are out fighting enemy soldiers, the Tankmen always find a way to get into silly mischief, and on occasion, find a way to get them and the enemy in a brief truce to do something considerably more peaceful. Usually, it takes form in finding lost disks and digital copies of old films that they're interested in. And oddly enough, the enemy soldiers never try to take advantage of this and join in the movie spectating. Some of the movies they've seen include Titanic (1997) and Darkman, and it's led to John and Steve following the deities of those movies around and trying to get their attention, which has only convinced those deities, Darkman especially, that those loony soldiers aren't worth staying near.
• Due to the Tankmen lacking much of a higher authority to answer to, on top of disregarding the meaning of the wars and battles they go through, there aren't many military groups that like to be associated with Tankman and his buddies. John and Steve often accompany the Crimson Raiders since they're one of the few groups that can tolerate their banter and occasional vulgarity, and bringing them along to deal with bandits, which the two soldiers enjoy thoroughly. They even managed to get on Tiny Tina's good side rather quickly, taking her Troubling Unchildlike Behavior very well, and even teaching her a share of vulgar jokes. From time to time, the two Tankmen arrive to play "Bunkers and Badasses", being pretty decent at tabletop role-playing at best.
• Another group of tank pilots, the Anglerfish Team, were not very delighted about the presence of the immature and apathetic attitudes of the Tankmen, and they attempted to keep away from them. However, Yukari's one little snark at the tank that John and Steve drive around would bring all those efforts to nothing. Despite the long distance, Steve heard their little insult at his tank, and Steve wasn't going to have it. Declaring the Anglerfish Team as their enemies, John and Steve would try to bully Team A around whenever they could, even at petty competitions like racing. The two soldiers never seem to be able to beat the girls at any serious tank-related competitions for one reason or another, though it hasn't stopped their urges to be jerks towards them. It hasn't ever gotten too serious to dramatically threaten the Anglerfish Team outside of tank battles, thankfully. Many are astonished that John and Steve were just reconsidering their own grudges toward Fancy Pants Man a while back and now getting into a petty rivalry with a group of younger tank pilots over a simple insult. All Pico had to comment was, "That's the Tankmen for ya.''
  John: Yeah, Steve thinks that killing you outright is too good for you sissies. You better get ready for humiliating defeat next tournament!
• Due to their friendliness with Hank J. Wimbleton due to admiring his endless bloodlust, they've fought the AAHW a lot, though whenever more notable figures like Tricky the Clown or Jebus come on the scene, they used to flee knowing that they don't really stand a chance. But at some point, John and Steve remembered that they're essentially immortal in the Pantheon and began fighting them more aggressively, not that it actually benefits them. The Tankmen have ventured into Salad Fingers' domain as well, and having dealt with him before, they know better than to mess around with the guy. They did make a Tankman dummy and left it at his home, which Salad Fingers made into a "roommate", decorated to the point where it resembled a soldier's corpse, creeping out other visitors, including the Tankmen themselves.
• While they've enjoyed being tourists of many of the Pantheon's landmarks and cities, the Tankmen often hang out or set up camp in the barren wastelands of the Pantheon, where they can freely engage in all sorts of shenanigans, violent or not. They tend to run into Mad Max often due to the fact they wander about in similar places, so the Tankmen attempted to recruit Mad Max or at the very least become buddies. However, while Mad Max doesn't oppose them outright, their immaturity and apathy towards the horrors of war disturbs Max to the point where he avoids any confrontation with them. Max's sentiments are also shared with SCP-516, a tank that frankly does not want to get into all of the chaos and violence that the Tankmen would rather embrace, though given their lack of disloyalty, not that there's any government left in their world to be loyal to, the tank just hopes that John and Steve don't gain a lot of interest in taking SCP-516 for themselves.
• Colonel Kilgore thought that given their setting of a world stuck in endless conflict and war would be of interest of him, and learning the Tankmen don't care too much for ending war led him to think that he'd like John and Steve, but after visiting and seeing the two playing darts with some soldiers from HYDRA (the organization itself is baffled by the fact that the Tankmen set up a temporary truce with some of their members and that their own men agreed), he decided that the two Tankmen were not worth befriending. Kilgore shortly ended up getting killed by crossfire after the truce ended and the two sides starting shooting at each other again. And since Pico had allied with the GUAC, a notorious figure of said Alliance, Lucifer, visited the Tankmen, with the state of their world appearing as if it embraced the values of Chaos that he desired, though the Tankmen themselves care little for any of the agendas in the Pantheon. What he found was John, Steve, and some other Tankmen shouting vulgar statements at each other, a majority of them being "COCK JOKE" or some variation. Lucifer immediately decided that the soldiers should be left to their own devices, unaware that it was all code-speak for some contest to urinate on one of YHVH's statues just to stick it to him. Given that they've done this with plenty of other statues with little thought about it, those made in YHVH's likeness were no exception. YHVH's archnemesis never got to witness their plan in action, with Steve being the one surviving to successfully perform the act, and getting immediately smited after, though it still got Steve (in)famous for the act.
• Of all the groups that John and Steve could genuinely and fullheartedly support, the two men joined SOX, led by Tanukichi Okuma and Ayame Kajou among others. Learning of their Japan's anti-obscenity laws where all forms of vulgarity, sexuality, and especially jokes related to sexual organs were banned, John and Steve declared such laws as "utterly dystopian and tyrannical", prompting them to get involved in their movements. While SOX's actions weren't as action-packed or violent as the rebellions that the Tankmen have seen in old movies they've watched before, they don't mind restraining their urges to shoot others' heads off in the name of freedom to make innuendos. Said passion hasn't endeared them to The Unicorn though, whose depravity is too much even for them.
  • While not exactly looking for friends, John and Steve were some of the very few people that actually enjoyed what Suction Cup Man did, to his surprise. He initially ignored the two, though the two cheered him on trying to scale buildings with suction cups and annoying others, finding all of it really funny from their perspective. Even when Suction Cup Man tried to do the same with some of the ruined buildings in the Tankmen's domain, John and Steve were merely amused by the efforts, and his dedication. Eventually, the Tankmen's admiration grew on the guy, and while he never vocally shows signs of friendship towards them, he's begun to accept and take in their respect, and even accepted their invitation to temporarily take him in after he got grievously injured during a scale of one of the Pantheon's taller skyscrapers, though continuing to be as rude as ever when with them regardless.

Shino Amakusa

Shino Amakusa, The Goddess of Dirty Comedies

• Theme Song: Yamato Nadeshiko Education
• Demigoddess
• Symbol: Her Red Armband of Leadership
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: The Ace, Student Council President, Loveable Sex Maniac, Snark Ball, A-Cup Angst, Says dirty things in lieu of normal ones, Yaoi Fangirl
• Domains: School, Jokes, Lewdness
• High Priest: Jim Levenstein
• Heralds: Takatoshi Tsuda, Aria Shichijou and Suzu Hagimura
• Allies: Rias Gremory, Hinagiku Katsura, Ayame Kajou, Akeno Himejima, Panty Anarchy
• Fears: Insect gods
• Odd Friendship with: Mio Akiyama, Jolyne Kujo, the Sonozaki sisters
• A small Taiko drumbeat was heard followed by the blowing of a whistle in the house of Quirks intercom much to the confusion followed by this statement Pantheon divine rule NUMBER ONE the drum beat continues and matches the tempo of the whistles.
  —You should always carry condoms for safety!
• Panty's former high priestess, Shino apparently ascended after hearing about the pantheon. She later met her fellow goddess Ayame and the two quickly hit it off. As they both share the same sense of humor. Though occasionally she'll snark at her fellow goddess to fill in the gap that Tsuda and Tanukichi since they haven't ascended yet. While the latter tend to get creeped out with the former if she tries to playfully call her out on her experience with sexual things.
• She is actually horrified after hearing about Ayame's world. She doesn't even know how Ayame could survive as she herself constantly blurt out perverted things. Of course she became an honorary member of SOX.
• Shino has a habit of going to the house of quirks and announcing various rules in the pantheon most are rather perverted in nature though.
• Shino is rather awkward around deer, as she was once molested by one but not the reasons one would think. However, some may think that she is secretly into that.
• She doesn't like her average sized breasts and gets rather annoyed about. She is opposed by the League of Flat chests for this reason as they think she's a hypocrite.
  —Pantheon divine rule NUMBER TWO! NEVER TALK ABOUT BREASTS!
  The League Of Flat Chests: AT LEAST YOU HAVE BREASTS!!!'
  • Of course after this she hear that some gods sound similar to her. She first met Emilia and sigh in relief much to her irritation. Then met Houki, Rias, Maria Cadenza Eve, Mio, Laura a post shinobi transformed Ryobi and immediately decided to occasionally snark at them.
  • She was once caught by her fellow goddess massaging her breasts much to their embarrassment
• She is also worried about her large posterior.
• She once was scouted to by Maria to be an Idol Singer. She later declined for various reasons. Actually, she later found out it was just a dream.
• It's heavily implied that more often than not she goes commando. She tends to subtly hint at the fact this seems to be her default state of dress.
• She like Mio doesn't like blood as she and Mio panicked at Yui's papercut.
• She also befriended fellow Ace Student Council President Hinagiku as they both hate heights and has trouble confessing with their Love Interest.
• She doesn't like bugs even the little ones and unfortunately most of the bugs in the pantheon are huge. She hated to reminded of the time she met Beelzebub (the fly not the baby). She had a rather large freak out over the whole thing and doesn't want to be reminded of the terrifying incident.
• She managed to befriend the Sonozaki sisters. Thanks to their shared humor.
• Surprisingly, she gets along with Jolyne Kujo. She first meet the Jojo after finding her in the dirty section of the house of knowledge. Shino would start a conversation about how the latter forgot her panties and she forget hers too. Which would lead to the birth of a beautiful friendship.

Tsubame Kamoi

Tsubame Kamoi, Goddess of Comedic Lolicons

• Demigoddess
• Symbol: Her rose-pattern eyepatch
• Theme Song: Tokimeki☆Climax
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Unhealthy Obsession for Little Girls Played for Comedy, Meido, Actually Good at Her Job, Really Ripped, Doesn't Really Realize Why Her Behaviour Is Bad, Goes into Too Much Details, Sometimes Accompanied by "Psycho" Strings
• Domains: Lolicons, Maids, Cooking, Sewing, Military
• Herald: Misha Takahashi (her mistress).
• Allies: Quetzalcoalt (as Lucoa), Edward Teach
• Enemies: Champ
• Opposed by: Chris Hansen, Dokuro Mitsukai, Rom and Ram
• Tsubame is an ex-JSDF pilot who after leaving the special forces took the job of being a maid to the half-Russian girl Misha after her mother's death. The problem being that she is a hardcore lolicon, being obsessed with cute young girls, especially towards "Milady", who she wants to dress up, observe and even maybe marry in the future when she gets close to her. A lot of antics ensue.
• Upon getting into the Pantheon, she was "dragged aside" by Chris Hansen. He knew that a day like this would come someday. What he didn't know was how absolutely oblivious Tsubame is towards her own lolicon tendencies. She really doesn't realize how creepy her actions are unless someone points individual ones at her (and even that might not help). Heck, she herself hates child predators, when she herself can easily be considered one. It got to the point that Hansen wanted to just give up and ban her from the Pantheon if it wasn't for the fact that much more depraved individuals were already here.
• Due to potential Aesop Amnesia she could suffer due to her position, it was eventually decided that she should at the very least follow some guidelines:
  • 1.Do not lay your hands on little girls. This could apply to anyone underage, but she has said in the past that she has no interest on girls who have started menstruating, so it is a moot point.
  • 2. If you were to interact with young girls, she must do it under heavy supervision.
  • 3. No catfishing online. She may use young-looking avatars when playing games, but she cannot pretend she is actually young.
  • 4. No disguises. Most do admit that her "clever disguises" aren't really that great, but she can disguise herself rather well if she wants to.
  • 5. If she sees any pedophiles herself, she must report them immediately. This is kind of community service to her (alongside fixing doors).
  • 6. More of a courtesy thing, but she really should keep her fantasies to herself rather than spout them out.
• She generally appears ditzy, but she has her serious side. When she was transferred to train guard dogs, she immediately caught their obedience due to her demanding aura. Nowadays she hardly shows that side. One of people who have caused her to become serious is Ryouna due to her reminding her of her former first lieutenant Ukai (mainly her masochism and Delusions of Doghood).
• Is really good at sewing clothing for girls due of knowing what makes girls cute to her. She makes doll clothing as her main source of income to support her main job. Unfortunately she can't really approach Suigintou, Suiseiseki or Souseiseki. She once tried few things with Medicine Melancholy and got severely poisoned for touching her. Though that just made her think her as an unapproachable flower she can only observe from afar.
• The reason why she joined the special forces in the first place was because after her military dad died, her mother told her that her father was in the skies now, making her want to become a pilot to hopefully meet him again. Of course that never happened, something which she did come to terms with, and eventually had to leave the special forces due to an eye disease. Pharah can relate to her since she wanted to follow her mother's footsteps in terms of joining the army (though it was before Ana "died").
  • Speaking about her dad, she thinks that the reason why she likes cute things so much is because she never had that many girly things or hobbies when she was young due of her dad. She doesn't really use it as a proper Freudian Excuse, though.
• Is sort of a Guest-Star Party Member to Seven Servants due of her wanting to improve her skills as a maid, even if her skills are already really good, especially inn terms of cooking. There are rumours that the reason why she got approved is because some third party is blackmailing Sakuya with discriminating photos in regards to her feelings towards her two mistresses.
• Miu Matsuoko has been using her to get free access to new cute clothing, as much as she dislikes interacting with her. Tsubame hasn't yet realize that she is being used.
• Is just absolutely disgusted with Champ due of his raping and killing children. Even hearing his angel comparison with children does not spark her fairy comparison when it comes to girls. She simply wants the clown dead.
• Dokuro is trying her best for her not to find out about the future where Sakura created a device that could halt women from aging past age 12. Dokuro has tried to kill Tsubame before, but has found her surprisingly hard to kill due of her army training. Dokuro is also joined by Rom and Ram who themselves have problems with lolicons.
• Has particular interest with Illyasviel since she reminds her of Misha, and she is sort of curious if homunculi menstruate. That being said, she hasn't really tried anything when it comes to Illya, since she feels like she would be cheating on Milady. That, and there is the deal with Heracles being her bodyguard (who sort of reminds Tsubame of Misha's MMO avatar).
• Seems to be trading notes with Lucoa in terms of how to get close to their significant ones (because who else will?). Tsubame finds Lucoa's methods bold, but she herself prefers more "subtle" methods. No words on what she thinks about how Lucoa operates in maid cafe.
• On the internet she has come across someone who also has appreciation for cute girls like her and frequently chats with her. The person is none other than Edward Teach. She hasn't yet figured out that he's the legendary pirate Blackbeard himself and Teach realizes that Tsubame probably wouldn't react well if she found out who he was.
• Has found herself to be "harassed" by Hammond for some reason. Maybe Misha's hamsters has talked to him about Tsubame's antics?

Quasideities

Rupert Pupkin

Ladies and Gentlemen, Rupert Pupkin!

Rupert Pupkin, Master of Black Comedy (The King of Comedy, The King)

• Quasideity
• Symbol: A Joker card with his hands and face in front and a crown on his right arm.
• Theme Song: Wonderful Remark by Van Morrison.
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral but may be considered Neutral Evil.
• Portfolio: A massive fan of comedian Jerry Langford who has aspirations of being a celebrity, has a tragic life, obsessed with Jerry and his fame, lives in his mom's basement and transformed it into a mockup comedy set, smart yet filled with delusion, most of his comedies comes from humiliations of his life, will do anything for Langford's acceptance regardless of the actual circumstances
• Domains: Comedy, Narcissism, Ambition, Kidnapping, Stardom
• Heralds: Jerry Langford (his "inspiration"), Rita (his "queen")
• Allies: Likely none. His narcissism knows no bounds. Possibly Don Draper if he feels like it.
• Commonality Connection: Norma Desmond, Annie Wilkes, The Joker (or specifically Arthur Fleck)
• Mixed Reception with: The South Park boys, Pico, Nene and Darnell
• Enemies: Every single comedian in the Pantheon, Woody and Rottweiler, the Ghost Planet Staff, Joe Gillis
• Ever want to be a comedian to a large audience, with great fame and laughs to satisfy everyone? How about doing so in a way that involves actual celebrities harmed for amusement? Or, what about stalking and kidnapping the one person who you inspired to be, all for laughs? The answer lies in one sociopath within the streets of Manhattan, New York City, as fame and comedy go together like sweet pie, although for this person, that pie is filled with delusion and desire for stardom, even if the background is not as it was supposed to be. After meeting one Jerry Langford in person and having his approval to enter his show, the delusions would pick up and his reality would be bent not just on the comedian's approval, but his longing for his comedy. Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting Rupert Pupkin!
• The idea of godhood for Rupert must be a dream come true for him as he has always wanted to be recognized in some way. His methods and eventual ideals however are something else. Some would be fine as they are but Rupert takes the cake for those who have gone too far, especially for trying to win the approval of one comedian and his desire to be famous. After his first debut in Jerry's show took off and the news of Rupert having his own comedy show was announced (or perhaps it is not what he seems to think), some say that a police officer was giving him parole and sent him to a door, a door that shocked him upon entry. All the jail garb was gone and what was left was his orange suit, free of shackles. With a replica of the Jerry Langford show set and and a building right in front of him, Pupkin was back in town, all thanks to the Pantheon finding his predicament bleak and comedic at the same time.
• Funny looking on the outside, inside lies a deceptive and rather cunning man who would do anything to gain his stardom. His stalking tendencies with Jerry Langford shows this and his team up with another psychopath by the name of Masha only shows how far he will go. Looking at his history, he is one of the known few characters who actively lives on his mom's basement, leeching off her hospitality while having grand illusions of his comedy act, of which the most strict critics will bomb his act as being too unoriginal and self-harmful. To top it all off, he does not care about the outside world, or at least the view of others, and prefers the feeling of being a celebrity, the classic narcissist. Even after arrest, his delusions still pick him up, and his arrival to the Trope Pantheons have not lessened this at all, if anything being granted godhood made him even more narcissistic than ever.
• The Pantheon is no stranger to such similar psychopaths, fans who are obsessed towards their idols to the point of harming their actual lives, and it seems Rupert is not alone in this regard. Deep in the annals of the Pantheon's temples, Rupert managed to find people of similar cases. First was Annie Wilkes, one of the most notorious deranged fans to have existed even before his arrival. Their cases are eerily similar, with the two kidnapping their inspirations, though Wilkes was more on the idea of killing Paul Sheldon while Rupert just kept Langford under Masha's watch, delusions of their life over someone they obsess over and their childish behaviour. Wilkes feeling over Rupert is only mutual however and she does admit that his form of comedy is terrible, a thing she has learned not to say right in front of him.
  • Then, after a meeting with her, rumors spread out of what seems to be a Rupert-wannabe on the streets, wearing a red jacket with clown face paint in. He was interested meeting this person and found him on the streets with a crowd following him. The crowd nearly attacked but a figure stopped them from doing any harm and was ecstatic to meet his main influence, going by the name of Arthur Fleck. While he did apologize for his followers to nearly hurt him, he had no problems and saw closer similarities, though like Wilkes, Fleck has the tendency to kill others compared to Rupert. In addition, some form of jealousy has formed between the two, likely due to the fact that the clown has drawn a bit too many notes from Rupert, with the latter calling him a hack in some cases.
• Even beyond fans, the glamour of Hollywood has struck a few people down the road to insanity as many desire such lust over stardom, to the point of ruining other people's lives just for that one last sensational feeling. If Rupert, Wilkes and Fleck all represent fans going the hardest to achieve stardom, film stars can go down the same route, shown best with Norma Desmond. She has envied the other stars due to being considered as competition for her return, yet she has almost no problem with Rupert, almost. Her servant, Max senses a problematic observation with him due to his mannerisms and his terrible social life and she also admits that his form of comedy to be lacking. As for the other person connected with Norma, Joe Gillis is less than thrilled to see another person who is mentally deranged as her.
• Comedians of all kind are considered to avoid Rupert at all costs as while he displays a ton of stupidity and lunacy, he shows a large amount of cunning schemes underneath all that dirt within him. He also shows very deterministic traits, willing to continuously harass and stalk people he idolizes and even team up with like-minded people of varying degrees. To him, as long as he pushes through that person's life, he can finally be recognized, even if he is viewed as a creep. Arguably, some would say that him doing that may have given him more stardom than he initially wanted, as even after being jailed, he was sought after and even given a chance to host his own show even if it may be a dream of his as he remains imprisoned.
  • The House of Theatre and Spectacle has been one of Rupert's most visited areas in the hopes he could have just one spot for Jerry Langford, though the latter refused and stated the closest thing to satisfy him would be to become his herald. To compensate for this, he would try to audition himself to other talk show hosts, one of which was him being a part of the Ghost Planet Staff. First days were fine but Space Ghost could not help but feel like something was brewing behind the scenes with him and Moltar and Zorak. On the fifth day, when he asked Rupert what superhero he would be, he simply responded by saying he would take Space Ghost's role, but with more skits and a less obnoxious face. The other two villains laughed in the background and S.G kicked him out on set but before he could kick him, he would stand on top of the table to showcase himself to the crowd. Some of the more astute deities have noticed the inflated ego both him and Rupert has on stage, which he would rather not talk about.
• As it turns out, Rupert is not one of the only few people to have embraced the darker side of comedy, going even beyond Comedic Sociopathy levels. Most of his jokes and actions are funny on the surface but have darker intentions underneath all of that. However, he is one of the most popular practitioners for such and has become an inspiration for similar stunts. In the Pantheon however, his arrival was not the first, if anything, the South Park Boys are arguably the first to have arrived. When the kids came in to visit his show, many found his taste ranging from boring to outright brutal. None of the kids had a fun time, except for Cartman, who has a similar fondness for such crude jokes. Not surprising since he out of the entire boys is the most similar when it comes to attitude, as well as the latter's penchant for violence and absurd racism.
  • The internet is known to be a haven for such forms of comedy, to the point it overlaps with improvised and shocking variants. It would be no surprise that the mascots of the known realm of Newgrounds would find themselves okay with Rupert and his actions. They are also okay with his jokes and would laugh at his actions that lead to Jerry's kidnapping while also joking about him living within his mother's basement, a common joke that actually turned out to be real for the comedian. Seeing them to be worthy visitors, he will accompany them and even make them esteemed guests in his acts.
• Some of the deities residing around the House of Theatre and Spectacle may not find him to be appealing, let alone tolerable with him being forbidden around most comedian hosts or even talk show hosts but the more observant deities do see him as someone that may take a shot towards Woody and Rottweiler, who have been known to create hilarious ruckus towards each other. What would have been a similar and understanding premise, turned to rivalry and avoidance as Woody finds Rupert to be very intimidating, especially with the support he had with his show and his increasingly sociopathic behaviour. Rottweiler, lazy as he is, could not care less but the prospect of the King of Comedy joining in to make his life miserable is both a funny and saddening result.
• In what would seem to be the battle of narcissists, Rupert finally found someone of equal footing. Enter Don Draper, classy businessman with a mixed past. The two's portolios somewhat match but after evaluation, Don found him to be amusing, yet utterly repulsive, even by his own standards, coming as a man who had a terrible childhood, history of infidelity and wants to take everything while being unsatisfied of it all. He also feels the same towards Don, but more on a jealous side, seeing that he has the riches and remains unhappy. Maybe a few jokes would be enough to make him smile, but he digresses.
• Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime!

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