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This particular sub-house stores every inanimate object that somehow lives in existence. If you're here, be mindful of what you're touching.

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Greater Gods

    Polygon Man 
Polygon Man, God of Living Polyhedrons (Polygonal Mastermind)

Intermediate Gods

    Aku Aku and Uka Uka 
Aku Aku and Uka Uka, Dueling Siblings of Floating Masks (Aku Aku: Aku-Aku, Uka Uka: The Great Uka Uka, Uka-Uka)
Aku Aku (left) and Uka Uka (right) in Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
  • Rank: Intermediate Gods (goes up a rank when they are Invincible)
  • Symbol: A Box with either the face of Aku Aku or Uka Uka
  • Theme Song: Invincible Aku Aku and Invincible Uka Uka respectively
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Aku Aku) and Chaotic Evil (Uka Uka)
  • Portfolio: Floating Masks, Witch Doctor, Cain and Abel, Expressive Mask
  • Domains: Mask, Magic, Voodoo, Good and Evil
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Majora (For Uka Uka. His brother considers it an abominable threat)
  • Enemies: Each other
  • The twin brothers Aku Aku and Uka Uka were once two powerful Witch Doctors whose spirits now reside in masks. Given his younger's brother malicious nature, he sealed Uka Uka in an underground prison in hopes of keeping him at bay. While he ended up befriending Crash Bandicoot. eventually taking care of him and joining him on his adventures, Uka Uka was indeed freed from his prison and decided to enlist the help of Dr. Cortex.
  • Both are opposed to the idea of sharing house and originally only Aku Aku was the one considered for ascension, but he preferred to have his brother around him in case he decided to wreak havoc when he was absent. Though most of the time they are very civil with each other and try to keep conversations between them as short as possible.
  • Given that they were Witch Doctors in the past, it's no surprise that Aku Aku made friends with Voodoo, Vol'jin and Nazeebo, who are also witch doctors. Uka Uka only found Dr. Facilier on his side, but even then the Shadow Man is terrified of Uka Uka given that he doesn't have fond memories about Floating Masks, but the more he obeys the mask the better.
  • They have the power to turn anyone invincible for a very short time, which the GUAG AND GUAE found useful. But Aku Aku prefers that his power isn't weaponized at all and tries his best in stopping his brother from doing the same. Fortunately, Uka Uka isn't someone to keen on taking orders from anyone, so for now he refuses to be the tool of someone.
  • To their surprise, they weren't the only magical masks that wandered the halls of the pantheon and they learned about the existance of majora. While Aku Aku is indeed horrified that such creature could even exist, Uka Uka on his part says that conquering or destroying the earth is his job and won't allow Majora to take all the credit.
  • Aku Aku became good friends with Hata No Kokoro after learning that she collects mask and she is quite impressed by him. She once decide to use him just to mess with Reimu, prompting Crash to chase after her.
  • Both once decided to settle their differences by making some of his friends and minions duke it out in a series of minigames. While the stopped doing that, sometimes they would use Mario Land when they decide to compete against each other.
  • Aku Aku has been fighting evil for many centuries and considers his duty to defend earth from evil. Given his connections to nature he is in very good terms with the House of Nature and can often be seen there with Crash.
    • Given his ties to the jungles, Aku Aku is not very fond of Mordremoth and for a very good reason. However, he has been careful about dealing with said dragon without proper aid.
  • Uka Uka is known for having a very deep and threatening voice, which has cemented his status as a villain. This has made him buddies with The Kurgan, who in a surprising turn of events also sounds like him.
  • People have tried to guess what does Aku Aku say when he is summoned. The most common answer would be "Ooga Booga!".
  • Courage is very scared of Uka Uka given his bad experiences with scary masks thanks to Eustace. Uka Uka would often mess with the poor dog by jumpscaring him.
  • Samurai Jack initially though that Aku Aku was just another avatar of his archenemy Aku and immediately set out to destroy the mask. However, Aku Aku was able to explain that he was in no way related to Aku and he actually reminds him a lot of his brother.
  • Sometimes they can't be seen looking rather differently than usual, prompting many to believe that they are actually two unrelated masks. Some may even joke that this Uka Uka lost weight.
  • If Uka Uka saw Spyro as a formidable enemy before, in the aftermath of the dragon's and Crash's one-on-one which ended in the obliteration of the mask's brother and the bandicoot, Uka Uka now fears him a bit more.
  • Can also be found in the House of Headwear.

    Alphonse Elric 
Alphonse "Al" Elric, God of Living Suits of Armor (NOT the Fullmetal Alchemist)
Human body 
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The blood seal on the inside of his neck.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Living armors, being the calmer of two brothers, being rather fast for his size, being cute and able to fight for himself, having a smaller older brother, possessing love for felines.
  • Domains: Family, Alchemy, Combat
  • Teachers: Izumi Curtis
  • Followers: The Exalted, SCP-912
  • Allies: Edward Elric (his brother), Winry Rockbell (his sister-in-law), Roy Mustang, Alex Louis Armstrong, Van Hohenheim (his father), Maes Hughes, Ling Yao, Riza Hawkeye, Greed, Sakaki, Beerus, Ajani Goldmane, The Truth, Scar, Olivier Mira Armstrong, Eiji Hino/Kamen Rider OOO, Androids 17 and 18, Android 16, Aang, Korra, Kirie Sakurame, Tenzin, Lin Beifong, Asami Sato, The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind
  • Enemies: Shou Tucker, Dante of the Deep Forest, Father Homunculus, Führer King Bradley, Lust, Pride, Gluttony, Nox, Albert Wesker, Relius Clover, Mordekaiser, Mard Geer Tartaros, SCP-542
  • Alphonse Elric has endured tragedy almost from the very beginning of his life. His father walked out on the family, his mother died of an illness, he and his brother Edward went out of their way to learn alchemy from a stern housewife, they tried using that alchemy to resurrect said mom with ingredients that together make up a human body…and ended up losing Ed's arm and leg and Al's whole body to The Truth for their troubles. Al's soul would've gone too, except Ed drew a seal in his own blood within a suit of vintage armor which once belonged to their father to keep the younger Elric brother around. Then they became part of the Amestris state military, with Ed as the official State Alchemist codenamed Fullmetal and Al as the unofficial sidekick/proof of Ed's skill…and proceeded to go through the death of at least one comrade and then learn the horrible truth about an Ancient Conspiracy and how all the above events were connected.
  • Inevitably, though, the Elrics and their friends both in and out of the military were able to defeat the masters of the conspiracy; the Homunculus from the Gate who called himself Father along with the "children" of his seven sins, as well as the many sellouts of Central Command. He ended up giving himself up to the Truth to give Ed his arm (and peak conditioning) back during the final fight against Father, being one of two key assists to help Ed finish Father off and getting his original body back (albeit largely emaciated) in exchange for Ed's alchemy. Even though his normal body has been fed back to health and he has a great reluctance of ever returning to a non-corporeal state, he was given the remnants of a Philosopher's Stone in order to shift his soul into his armor using an alchemical technique he learned in another timeline. This allows him to use his armor to fight in situations where his normal body would be too risky to use, as well as to fit his title and secure his place in the Pantheon.
  • He often spends time with his brother, either training together in hand-to-hand combat or studying alchemy. He often does this without his armor since this causes newcommers to mistake Alphonse as the Fullmetal Alchemist, something that has a tendency to aggravate Edward.
  • His outwardly sunny attitude contrasts with his brother's tough-guy disposition; while Ed usually inspires with his actions and ends up in vitriolic friendships, Al is better at motivating and convincing people of their worth through words alone. For example, he's the only one outside of Greed, the one good homunculus, to get human chimera soldiers to voluntarily join his side, simply by convincing them that they were still human despite the experimentation. Androids 17 and 18 like him for this reason.
  • Has also befriended Android 16 due to being a kind-hearted non-organic giant who considers life precious, "the non-organic giant" being specific to his armor-soul state.
  • When they first met, Greed wanted to learn how to become immortal through soul-bonding like Al's case with his armor. This pissed Ed off since he knew Al was emotionally troubled about his inability to feel things as a disembodied soul, and immortality that can be undone with damage to a blood-drawn design isn't exactly solid to begin with. Since entering the Pantheon, Greed is immortal without such a cheap method as the armor. Unlike Ed, Al doesn't tend to pick on him about that as much.
  • Whenever he visits the House of Beasts, cats have a tendency to mysteriously disappear after he has spent time there alone. Other cat owners are also extra wary when Al enters their residing House.
    • That said, the cats usually turn up where they were supposed to be later on when he realizes they're safe. He was just trying to protect them. He and Sakaki have bonded over their common love of cats. Also manages to naturally get along with Beerus for this reason, though the God of Destruction is quick to demonstrate his power so Al realizes who should be protecting whom.
  • Al has the ability to capture and restore the souls of those killed by blunt force trauma to the head…provided it happens right in front of him so they don't get to fly away before he catches them.
  • Al was left absolutely mortified after seeing a video that basically told him that the human transmutation recipe he and Ed used in an attempt to revive their mother was completely wrong to begin with and had nothing to do with the soul.
  • Eventually Ajani Goldmane ascended to the Pantheon and noticed that Alphonse was having trouble with the Philosopher's Stone, which was running out of soul energy despite how careful he was with it, so he worked within Truth's realm to empower Alphonse with the ability to shift his soul through his body and the armor without the stone.
  • Gets along really well with Avatar Aang due to their similar friendly attitudes and refusal to casually take or abuse life. Also likes Korra, Aang's successor, though he does find himself breaking up an argument between her and Ed at times since they're both tough-minded and headstrong. Between this and how similar the Avatars' past life connection is to the walking Philosopher's Stones, he thinks Korra would get along really well with his father.
  • Has loved stew ever since he could remember. Seriously. Even back when he was a kid before losing his body, whenever he was told stew was waiting for him at home he would shout an enthusiastic "FUCK YEAH!"
  • Ed and Al gleefully celebrated when Winry ascended into the Pantheon, tackling her to the ground in a hug much like she tackled them when she first saw them after the Promised Day with Al's body and Ed's right arm back.
  • Alphonse and his big brother recently attended a party to celebrate Korra's new seat in the House of Emotion, bringing in their father as well as Winry. During this party, Kirie Sakurame noticed that Touta Konoe's temple now being his own as well as the new entries of both Winry and Korra's mentor Tenzin were also worthy of celebrating. Alphonse decided to use his alchemy to add them to the congratulations banner hanging over the room. This earned them the thanks of Lin Beifong.
    • Ed and Al stayed behind after the party along with Greed and Korra's inner circle in order to compare histories, especially since Greed was becoming attached to Beifong as a suitor and ally. The meeting went well, all things considered, with the Elrics particularly helping clear some things up about Father, the Homunculi, and even Greed himself, assuaging the Krew's concerns on several occasions. Out of Korra's (and Greed's) friends, the brothers have Lin's highest respect.
  • Dante, another leader to the Homunculi, has finally ascended to the Pantheon. This is much to Al's displeasure, as he finds her far more personally despicable for her methods and motives regarding Philosopher's Stones and Homunculi than even Father.
  • Along with his brother Ed, Alphonse is considered by the God-Emperor to be a champion of humanity's potential, talent, and unifying compassion for the way they recovered from losing their bodies, became key to uncovering the Homunculi's plot, never lost their souls either literally or figuratively, and even managed to impress The Truth. Conversely, Al thinks the Emperor is (usually) a really cool and heroic paragon who he'd be honored to serve alongside every now and again.
  • Alphonse was overjoyed to meet Hughes in his return, though he did so in his human body in order to surprise Hughes with the news. Conversely, when Hughes finally realized it was Al he was talking to, he too was over the moon with happiness that Alphonse was able to get his body back. Winry later took Ed and Al to meet up with Hughes and his family, who were now the heralds at his temple, so the Hughes family could try out Winry's apple pie. It was slightly different from Gracia's, but everyone agreed that it was delicious.

Fiddlesticks, God of Evil Scarecrows (The Harbinger of Doom)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His scythe and a crow.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Pants-Shitting Scarecrows, Semi-Eldritch Abomination, Glowing Eyes of Doom, Bad Guys Using Dark Powers, Evil Laugh, Drain, CAWCAWCAWCAWCAW.
  • Domains: Fear, Crows, Scarecrows, interpCAWCAWCAWCAW.
  • Allies: Jack Skellington, Thaal Sinestro
  • Rivals: Defenders of the Ancients (Radiants and Dires)
  • Fiddlestick's first appearance in the pantheon caused all crows in the House of Beasts to flock towards the temple of As Nodt. As Nodt was later found torn to shreds. This act resulted in the House of Justice to reevaluate As Nodt's position as the despotic god of fear. The Judge ruled that As Nodt's ascension was only due to supposedly killing Byakuya Kuchiki and not much else. As Nodt was then removed from the Pantheon.
    • Fiddlesticks originally attempted to take over as a God of Fear, giving an extensive list of those he had caused fear in, but Sinestro already had the position. He was instead given the title of God of Evil Scarecrows after the currently non-ascended Jericho Swain stated "Think logically for one secCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW". This was attested by the already ascended Darius and Draven, both having served under Swain at a time, claiming that it's Fiddlesticks' fault.
  • After ascending, Fiddlesticks was given an invitation to join The Sinestro Corps, to which Fiddlesticks accepted for currently unknown reasons. Although Sinestro himself is more than wise to prepare himself against possible backstabbing events, unlike that poor schmuck who summoned Fiddlesticks to Runeterra.
    • Fiddlestick is not happy with the addition of As Nodt to the Sinestro Corps, but Sinestro has managed to keep him in line. While he has promised not to rip As Nodt to pieces a second time, this does not exclude him from fearing and draining the former god...
  • While most gods are wary around Fiddlesticks, Jack Skellington appreciates his talents in scaring, and is in fact trying to find ways to incorporate his crows into Halloween festivities.
  • Is rumored to perform surprise parties, substituting his crows for balloon animals. Admittedly, what was missing is for him to conjure a Scary Black Man voice and then saying, "Surprise, motherfucker!"
  • It is not entirely sure what it is that people see when he casts his potent Terrify spell. Though there is a famous theory...
  • "Those who say 'you have nothing to fear but fear itself' have not yet felt the crows."

    Nestene Consciousness 
The Nestene Consciousness, the Unholy Controller of Murderous Mannequins

SCP-1048, God of Murderous Teddy Bears (Builder Bear)
  • Rank: Keter. Around Intermediate God level.
  • Symbol: Itself.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Animalistic Abomination, Bears Are Bad News, Cute Is Evil, Faux Affably Evil, Mook Maker, Sealed Evil in a Teddy Bear
  • Domains: Teddy Bears, Killing, Creation, Abominations, Malice
  • Heralds: SCP-1048-A, SCP-1048-B and SCP-1048-C (Its creations)
  • Followers: The Tediz, WaruMonzaemon
  • Allies: XANA, Alma Wade, Samantha Maxis, Spooky, SCP-682
  • Enemies: The SCP Foundation, Sora Shiun'in, Freddy Fazbear, Winnie Pooh, Naughty Bear, The Toy Story Gang, Annie Hastur, Conker.
  • Banned from: House of Craft
  • Unknown Connection: SCP-993
  • While it may look like an unassuming Teddy Bear, SCP-1048 is far from docile. It is a monstrous thing that creates teddy bears from things that might spark his interest and said creations are prone to murder people, so SCP Foundation has labelled it as a highly dangerous creature.
    • How horrible are its creations? Well, he has created "Teddy bears" from human ears, a dead fetus and even metal scrap. And said creatures are contained in its temple since the Teddy Bear has managed to bring them with them, so beware of them.
  • The title in question was previously held by Sora Shiun'in, but it was later revoked since he technically wasn't a teddy bear himself. The Foundation was responsible for that since they wanted to get ahold of a temple to contain SCP-1048 since it was spotted in the Pantheon and to prevent any catastrophe around him creating a SCP-1048-D.
  • When it comes to other Teddy Bear like deities, SCP-1048 as the one nobody wants to be associated with. Winnie Pooh tried to befriend him but felt the need to avoid it after he found out of its creations, Freddy Fazbear found the creature repulsive and similar to Springtrap (Especially considering that is no stranger to targeting children) and even Naughty Bear, a Killer Teddy Bear himself, considers the Builder Bear an abomination and plans to terminate it when the time comes.
  • The Teddy Bear formed an unlikely alliance with XANA after it heard about the time he controlled a Teddy Bear and made it gigantic. The AI proposed to it that if he was allowed to control one of its creations, it would break it out of containment, or worse, allow him to create a SCP-1048-D powered by XANA.
  • Apparently once tried to get ahold of Tibbers to "experiment of him" but Annie prevented the SCP from getting near his dear companion. Of course she wasn't prepared to be attacked by SCP-1048-A as a result but thankfully she wasn't caught in the radius of its attacks (Which would have transformed her into human ears like SCP-1048-A).
  • The Toys from Toy Story were once approached by the creature with its intentions unknown to them, but they knew better than allying themselves with them. Not to mention, that they dealt with a Killer Teddy Bear before and they consider the builder bear to be far worse that Lotso was.
  • Not many children try to approach SCP-1048 but there were a few exceptions. Alma Wade kept it as a pet for a while, something that the Builder Bear is implied to not have enjoyed but knows better than angering Alma and keeps it cool with her. Samantha Maxis also got a hold of it as well, but this time the bear intended to get near her, since it is interested in mixing element 115 and the undead Sam controls to form a new creation. Both times the SCP Foundation was two steps ahead and prevented the Teddy Bear's plans to coming to fruition.
  • The Bear also was recruited by Spooky since she found it to be a fantastic specimen to use in her mansion, not to mention that she even has a place for its creations. But as always, the SCP Foundation is having none of that.
  • Seeking to create new "Teddy Bears", SCP-1048 has been trying to gather anything that might be of use for them. He tried to enter the House of Craft at first, but let's leave the details for another day. He also tried to force itself into the Treasure Vault with the help of his creations, but was stopped before it could get access to Maximum Security objects like the adamantium.
  • The Bear and Bobble the Clown seem to be planning something after SCP-1048 was spotted entering the temple of the latter. The details of said meeting have been kept secret given the Foundation insistance of keeping everything to themselves, but apparently is nothing good and it involves children. It's very likely that the rumored "SCP-1048-D" that the bear intends to make is probably made of dead children.

Lesser Gods

Banette, God of Creepy Dolls (Jupetta, The Marionette Pokémon)
Mega Banette 
  • Lesser God (Intermediate God as Mega Banette)
  • Symbol: A zipper along with the Mega-Stone Banettite
  • Theme Song: This
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Gender: Male
  • Ability: Frisk (Prankster as Mega Banette)
  • Moves: Sucker Punch, Phantom Force, Will-O-Wisp, Destiny Bond
  • Portfolio: Creepy Dolls, Ghosts Driven By Revenge That Absorb Similar Feelings From Others Which Makes Them Feel Cheerier, Those with Slasher Smiles, Non-Evil Darkness, Pranksters, Zipperiffic, Glass Cannons, Capable of Mega Evolution
  • Domains: Dolls, Ghosts, Zippers, Revenge, Trickery
  • Followers: Chucky The Doll, The Tails Doll
  • Allies: Suigintou, Alice Margatroid, Yubel, Judai Yuki, Uncle Howee, Hisako, Gengar, Bloody Marie
  • Odd Friendships: Yoshino, Murasaki
  • Rival: Freddy Fazbear
  • Enemies: The Other Mother, The cast of Toy Story, Gardevoir and Gallade, Absol, Most evil ghosts from the House of Ghosts, Casper, Coraline Jones Chihiro Ogino
  • Unknown Relationship: Asuka Langley
  • Opposes: Most children on the Pantheon (excluding his partner), anyone with Dark-type or Dark Is Evil powers.
  • A cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life as Banette and now it seeks the owner than discarded it. Banette was ascended after Mako Reizei found it in a trash bin when she was going to throw away some garbage. There's no prize for the one who guesses her reaction.
  • Gets along very well with Suigintou, who understands his plight and was angry that he was found on trash given the implications. Alice Margatroid, who was with Suigintou when they first met him, also seems to be interested on him.
    • Also seems to have found kindred spirits with Hisako, due also being a revengeful ghost (Though the reasons are different).
  • Bonded with Yubel because of their rather similar origins, though the Marionette Pokémon is a little jealous that the demon managed to move on from that and lives happy with her not-former owner.
    • However, he doesn't seem mind that much Judai neither after hearing about his actions regarding a doll similar to him called Alice. It helps Judai is not a child so he has no reasons to mistake him for his owner.
  • So far the only puppet that hangs out with Uncle Howee that we can know for sure where it came from. The kids show host has been trying to dull down the hatred Banette feels for children. Only time will tell if it works.
  • Though they pity him, the toys from Toy Story oppose him due to him reminding them of Lotso. Banette doesn't like them neither, believing they are just deluding themselves if they believe that they will never be discarded like he was.
  • Possibly the polar opposite of Freddy Fazbear regarding their opinion on childen but they don't seem to hate each other that much so they prefer to compete over who is more scary for giggles.
  • Doesn't like Casper. AT. ALL. Not only is that ghost is a little too friendly to children to his tastes, the ghost himself is a child. Casper doesn't like him neither for hating children. It should be noted that Banette is not sure if Casper is his former owner, now dead. If this was the case, then his hatred would be double because it would mean he wasn't able to get his revenge on him.
    • Though he is able to set that aside when it comes to the more nastier ghosts like the Ghost Lady, Sadako and Samara.
  • HATES the Other Mother, who constantly plans to kidnap children to "love them" and then eat their souls. He may hate children, but that's horrible even for him!
  • Despite his flaws, he has something of a soft spot for people who do seem to really care about their dolls (Though odds say he would flip out at them if it turns out this wasn't really the case). Banette often goes to spend some time with Yoshino and Yoshinon from the House of Quirks and Murasaki and Bebeby from Personal Appearance.
  • Is confused at Asuka Langley. At times she claims that she hates him and at times she says she pities him. He would rather avoid her if he could help it.
  • Has a really hard time trusting children due to not knowing which was the one who discarded him. As such, everyone was surprised that Sora Shiun'in managed to earn his trust to make it his partner. Though considering that while he mutilates his own toys, he never considers them trash (In fact, it angers him if anyone else does anything to them!) so Banette must have been on to something with him... It helps that both are tricksters too.
    • Many feared that this partnership would turn into an Evil Duo but that's not the case. Banette is not actually that nasty. Banette may be driven by revenge but he also sucks away any negative feelings of the people around him. Including Shiun'in's. Indeed, the impish kid seems to behave himself a little better whenever he is with Banette...

Cappy, God of Living Hats (The Mind Flayer, Crappy)
Cappy in his true form (above) and as Mario's hat (below).
  • Rank: Lesser God, but can possess Overdeities if they're small enough.
  • Symbol: Himself. Alternatively, a Bonneton coin or the Odyssey.
  • Theme Song: Bonneton
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Living Weapon, Nice Hat (both figurtively and literally), Capturing others and using them for himself, Caring for his sister, Different from usual Mario ghosts, Changing his style to suit the wearer
  • Domains: Hats, Ghosts, Possessions
  • Allies: Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, 9-volt and 18-volt, Cerebella, Linkara, Casper, Danny Phantom, Erma, Glitchy's Mario, Ryuko Matoi and Senketsu, Hat Kid, Aku Aku, Rexie, Barroth, Glavenus, Navi, Midna, Fi, Paarthurnax
  • Rivals: The Ruined Dragon
  • Target Of Interest Of: the Mann Co. Mercenaries
  • Enemies: Bowser, Ragyo Kiryuin, Majora, Uka Uka, The Mind Flayer, Indominus Rex, Deviljho, Sharptooth, King Boo, Dimentio
  • Mario's latest adventure took him all over the globe; ranging from his own Mushroom Kingdom to new lands like Steam Gardens, New Donk City, and all the way to the moon itself. However, he wasn't by himself this time. He had the help of a Living Hat by the name of Cappy. He got roped into Mario's adventure after Bowser kidnapped his sister, Tiara. He quickly teamed up with Mario to help track Bowser down and save her. For this bravery, Mario was more than happy to vouch for his ascension.
  • Mario also ensured that his ascension was with a good amount of fanfare, calling up the yet-unascended Pauline and getting some help from the house of Music to perform one of the catchiest jazz numbers the Pantheon has ever seen and heard. Mario also hopes that this event will one day lead to the Pantheon considering Pauline for a spot here.
    • And like Mario, he's speechless in response to Doomguy loving the song enough to listen to while slaying demons.
  • With his ascension, he has been mostly seen with Mario on his head. Mario certainly doesn't mind it and even welcomes it, as besides being a good friend and partner, Cappy's ascension also brought with him the Odyssey for Mario to use (and was modified by the house of Technology so that Mario doesn't need Cappy to use it anymore), making travelling around the Pantheon a breeze. It's also worth mentioning that Mario is able to jump around much more efficiently with Cappy by using him as a mid-air stepping stone to bounce off of. And this isn't even mentioning his ability to capture people...
    • Cappy capturing mechanic is actually based off more on size rather than the power they possess. He is able to easily possess objects that are around Mario's height for seemingly long periods of time. Meanwhile, bigger beings or objects tend to take up more of Cappy's energy, putting him on a strict time limit with them. However, it also helps that beforehand, the deity is rendered unconscious, like with Bowser when he and Mario had to capture him to escape Honeymoon Ridge with Peach. Still, should the pieces fall into place, he is very capable of capturing powerful deities. Melkor claims to not be scared by this, and simply ordered that The GUAE would wear hard hats with straps just as a new uniform code, and not because a good half of his units got scared by this information, including himself. REALLY!
      • Despite this, he is sometimes seen with other deities, either hanging out with them or even letting them use him. He is sometimes seen helping out Hat Kid as he helped out with Mario. He also sometimes drops by 9-volt and 18-volt's temple to listen to them recap some of Mario's other tales so he can catch up on what Mario accomplished without bothering him too much.
  • Was shocked to see that the Ruined Dragon ascended before him, but is glad to know that there are plenty deities keeping a watch on him so that other deities can't force him to attack for them like Bowser did.
    • When he first came across Paarthurnax, he mistook him for someone related to the dragon he and Mario fought in the Ruined Kingdom, but was relieved to find out that this wasn't only a nicer dragon than the Ruined Dragon, but also befriended Mario as well. The fact they both share the same voice wasn't lost on Cappy.
  • After hearing of Cappy's ascension, Luigi decided to set up "Luigi's Balloon Pantheon" for the Pantheon to play. The mode is simply that deities are given 30 seconds to hide a balloon somewhere in one of the houses in the Pantheon. The balloon must be on the ground or on a pole that can be climbed on (and NOT hidden within walls or places that are impossible to access to a normal lesser god) in order for it to count. Other people would try and find the hidden balloons in an allotted amount of time. It's quickly becoming a smash hit among the most mobile deities.
  • Cappy's more than happy to find Peach here as well as the fact she made her own allies, keeping her even safer. He's also secretly helping Mario prepare another proposal for Peach, hopefully, one that won't get interrupted or cause Mario to act forcefully in fear of another suitor winning her heart.
  • Upon finding out about the Mind Flayer and being called him by "Honest Games Trailers", the name has quickly become a Berserk Button for him. He also doesn't appreciate Glitchy's Mario calling him "Crappy", but unlike other Mario deities, he still acknowledges him from time to time, mainly because he actually tried to help his counterpart a couple times. Despite this, he knows full well not to let him capture anyone with him.
  • As a literal Nice Hat, he gets along swimmingly with Cerebella for her hat, Vise Versa, Linkara and Aku Aku, even though the latter is a mask and not a hat technically. Of course, this also led to him detesting the likes of Uka Uka and Majora for being vile headwear pieces.
  • Of course, the presence of a ghostly hat that can take the forms of many other hats hasn't been lost on the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries nor their love for hats. They quickly adapted "hunting down Cappy and wearing him" as part of their daily activities. Cappy usually outsmarts them by possessing one of the mercenaries and letting the others lunge at him before escaping as the mercenaries get trapped in a Big Ball of Violence.
  • Due to being a ghost, he drops by the House of Ghosts from time to time to chat up with the other ghostly deities, befriending the likes of Casper with how friendly he is, Danny Phantom with just how much of a Lightning Bruiser Cappy can be if the situation calls for it, and even Erma was more than happy to greet him.
  • Due to how Mario managed to get himself some sentient clothing, there have been jokes about how similar he is to Ryuko and Senketsu. On their end, Mario and Cappy and more than happy to be friends with them and even help her out with fighting Ragyo. They did say that if Ragyo is without a hat and knocked out, Cappy can capture her and Mario can take control of her. However, when capturing a new person, Mario ends up experiencing a brief history of what that person's life was, and considering Ragyo's rather vile nature, Mario and Cappy both hope that this option is a last resort.
  • One of his most famous "CAPtures" during his adventure was capturing a T-Rex for Mario to use. He had the chance to show off this ability in the Pantheon when he and Mario teamed up to trick Indominus Rex, who just escaped its temple, to knock itself out by ramming its head against a tree and capturing it to return Indominus Rex to its temple. Rexie, Barroth and Glavenus have been impressed by this feat, while Indominus Rex is preparing for a rematch. Deviljho and Sharptooth have their eyes out for Cappy, careful to not let their guard down in front of him or to be surprised by him.
  • As an Exposition Fairy, he has gotten along with the helpers from Link's quests that provided him information, namely Navi, Fi, and Midna. He did however confess that he didn't really have any magical powers that helped him out with knowing about the lands he and Mario traversed; he just read Mario some information off a travel pamphlet.
  • Also has a spot in Hats

Goliath, God of Gargoyles and Hurting Heroes

    The Gorgonites & The Commando Elite 
The Gorgonites & The Commando Elite, Dueling Collective of Dangerous Toys
Chip Hazard (leader of the Commando Elite) and Archer (leader of the Gorgonites)
  • Lesser Deities
  • Symbol: A triangle with Archer and Chip Hazard confronting each other
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Gorgonites); Neutral Evil (Commando Elite)
  • Portfolio:
  • Domains: Toys, Conflict
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Each other
    • Gorgonites: Those allied with The Commando Elite
    • Commando Elite: Anyone that's allied with the Gorgonites (or even remotely friends with them), Conrad S. Hauser, Snake Eyes, Barbie
  • Not So Different from: Mann's Co. Mercenaries (only regarding the Commando Elite; the Gorgonites despise them)
  • Heartland Toy Company has been purchased by Globotech Industries and one of the first things that the latter requests of Heartland is to create a series of toys that are capable of "playback". These toys are the Commando Elite, a line of American soldiers led by Chip Hazard, and the Gorgonites, a race of strange creatures led by Archer that was originally meant to be a series of educational toys that get repurposed as the Commando Elite's arch-enemies. With a short three-month deadline to get the toys ready for release, the Commando Elite and the Gorgonites have a X1000 microchip installed in them that causes them to come to life in a way that surprises a teenage boy and his friends and family. While the Gorgonites are harmless, with them only fighting back under extreme duress, the Commando Elite will do anything, including harm humans and convert dolls into troops, to wipe out the Gorgonites.
  • A truck arrived at the Pantheon one day carrying a shipment of toys intended to be put in a Pantheonic toy store. While some deities weren't entirely sure why they needed additional toys, they decided to accept the shipment and they placed the toys in a storage room to be put on sale later. The following day, the storage room was a complete mess and the toys were nowhere to be found, causing some panic in the employees of that toy store as they scrambled to search for the missing toys after cleaning up. The employees later learned about their shipment and they had to rush to a small neighborhood in the Pantheon that was under attack by The Commando Elite, who were targeting the Gorgonites that were hiding there. Things became chaotic fast, but thanks to the efforts of a few who unleashed an EMP wave (and the Gorgonites were hiding under a satellite dish), the Commando Elite were taken care least, that initial wave of the Commando Elite as it was clear that Chip Hazard wasn't going to end that war until all the Gorgonites have been eliminated.
  • The Toy Story crew was more than curious to see some additional toys appear in the Pantheon, especially after hearing about how those sets of toys came to life in front of humans thanks to advanced technology. What shocked Woody, Buzz, and their friends was that The Commando Elite, the supposed "heroic" toy line that was in conflict with The Gorgonites (sold as the villains), was willing to resort to dangerous measures just to destroy the Gorgonites. They would end up being supportive of the Gorgonites, especially after Archer and his team encountered the Toy Story crew and explained their story to them. This also meant that the Commando Elite has also set their sights in going after Woody, Buzz, and the others just for helping out the Gorgonites and given how crafty Chip Hazard and his soldiers are, the Toy Story crew would have to rely on their wits in order for them and the Gorgonites to survive an attack from the Commando Elite.
  • Miles Quaritch had spent some of his time trying to find additional recruits for his mission and it led him to a room where the Commando Elite, presumably inactive, were at. Quaritch was a bit confused as to where they came from and was taken aback once these figures came to life and demanded who he is and what he wanted. He proceeded to explain himself and his mission to the Commando Elite, with Chip noticing that not only was Quaritch a capable soldier, but what Quaritch was attempting to do was not that different from the Commando Elite's goals of destroying the Gorgonites. After getting over the obvious differences in size and how Chip Hazard almost looked like a toy version of himself, Quaritch allied himself with the Commando Elite and is noted to be intrigued with the various devices that the group comes up with.
    • As for the Gorgonites, it became quickly clear that Quaritch was dangerous and his goals of attacking a peaceful non-human race was no different from what the Commando Elite were trying to do, especially with the kinds of weaponry that Quaritch has access to. This would lead to Archer and his friends to learn about the Na'vi, a group of humanoid aliens that guard a serene planet and two prominent members named Neytiri and Jake Scully, the latter being a human soldier that grew fond of the Na'vi. Jake's story impressed Archer greatly and the Gorgonites became friends with the both of them for keeping their eye on a nature-based world that's akin to Gorgon.
  • Despite the X1000 microchip being very advanced and designed to "learn" overtime, the chip can get fried very easily whenever there's strong electromagnetic pulses nearby, which was what destroyed Chip Hazard and a number of Commando Elite toys that he found. In the Pantheon, it's more likely that some resourceful deities will attempt to cause an EMP wave via a power surge whenever they're under attack by the Commando Elite. The Gorgonites will generally be given advance warning of such so that they can hide in a place where the EMP wave won't reach them, including under a satellite dish.
    • Regarding the X1000 chip itself, the idea of a microchip that's capable of "learning" has got the attention of a number of tech-saavy deities who wanted to see if improvements to it were possible. That said, most of the villainous techicians have tried to recreate the X1000 chip so that more dangerous robots can be used for their own goals and the Commando Elite has attacked many good-aligned scientists that were trying to get close to them to understand the X1000 chip. Supposedly, the Pantheon may have a way for the X1000 to not get fried by EMP waves, but it's not likely that this weakness will get taken care of any time soon.
  • Some deities have drawn comparisons between the Commando Elite and some of the mercenaries of Mann's Co., specifically in their roles and ruthlessness towards their targets. In addition to having a number of traits shared by different members of those mercenaries, the Commando Elite are skilled at crafting deadly combat items with what they can find. The mercenaries thought that having a toy line of soldiers that share characteristics of them was a bit of a coincidence, but the Commando Elite has tried a number of times to get these mercenaries to work for them without much luck. The Gorgonites on the other hand are rather unnerved by the mercenaries due to said similarities to the Commando Elite.
  • The Gorgonites are group of grotesque, but benign creatures that are led by Archer and are searching for their home of Gorgon (though they apparently had to settle for Yosemite National Park back then). Other members of the Gorgonites include Insaniac (a deranged talkative spinner), Slamfist (a slow-witted bruiser), Freakenstein (aka Troglokhan, a navigator that was destroyed by the Commando Elite and later rebuilt), Ocula (a one-eyed Gorgonite as the name would suggest), and two others known as Punch-It & Scratch-It (the latter being the only female of the Gorgonites). The only thing they're capable of is hiding, but thanks to Archer's efforts, they're able to put in a good effort to fight back against their enemies.
    • In addition to the main set of Gorgonites that got into the fight against the Commando Elite, there's apparently a number of other Gorgonites that are described within the universe of the toyline. These include some Gorgonites with magical powers that are able to control gateways in Gorgon, as well as a Gorgonite that can fly and one that's been described as very smelly. Although those specific Gorgonites aren't in the Pantheon, Archer and his team have still managed to find a way to contact them via a portal in Gorgon that leads to the Pantheon that only the Gorgonites can access so they can update them on how things are going for him and his team in the Pantheon.
    • More than a few deities have noticed similarities between Slamfist and Quasimodo thanks to both being hunchbacked individuals with a strong moral center. Quasimodo saw Slamfist as sort of a miniaturized version of himself and gets along with him pretty well alongside the rest of the Gorgonites. He can also understand where the Gorgonites are coming from when it comes to being targeted without mercy by someone who believes they're doing the right thing.
  • Chip Hazard leads the Commando Elite, a team of American soldiers that are dedicated in their duty to finding the Gorgonites and eliminating them. In addition to Chip, there's also Kip Killigan (having the role of covert operations in the group and armed with a flamethrower), Butch Meathook (the team's sniper), Brick Bazooka (artillery specialist), Link Static (communications officer), and Nick Nitro (demolitions expert and apparently met his end after spinning a bit too long in a kitchen sink). Like many respected army generals, Chip cares a lot about his men and won't leave any of his members behind when the going gets tough.
    • Them being a group of American soldiers dedicated to their goal saw a number of deities see the Commando Elite as a counterpart to G.I. Joe (especially regarding Chip and Duke), but without the heart that Duke and his soldiers have. Duke and Snake Eyes ended up in the crossfire of a trap set up by the Commando Elite meant to target the Gorgonites and the two had to fight their way out of it. Duke made it more than clear that he sees the Commando Elite as nothing more than a twisted reflection of what G.I. Joe is supposed to be.
    • One of their actions in trying to defeat the Gorgonites was reverse engineering the X1000 chip from a destroyed Nick Nitro figure into a line of Gwendy dolls, a toy series that's similar to Barbie, and turn them into battle-ready soldiers. Barbie heard about what had happened between that line of dolls and the Commando Elite and was justifiably disgusted with what those soldiers did to the Gwendy dolls just to satisfy the Commando Elite's personal goals. For all of the various jobs that Barbie has done in the past, becoming a killing machine against her will is something she refuses to allow under any circumstance and has kept her distance from the Commando Elite as much as possible.
    • A lot of ruthless American soldiers such as Colonel William Kilgore learned about these warmongering action figures and hold the Commando Elite in high regard. He, alongside a number of cold-hearted soldiers even considered having the Commando Elite as sort of mascots for the House of War given their action figure traits and how they embody how one doesn't back down in battle, but it got turned down by a number of soldiers that had more reasonable standards. The aforementioned soldiers who had a heart (and those with a disdain towards war in general) see the Commando Elite as nothing more than glorifying violence against those that don't deserve it.

    The Great Mighty Poo 
The Great Mighty Poo, The Sacrilegious, Sentient, Singing Shitpile
I am the Great Mighty Poo

and I'm going to throw my shit at you!

A huge supply of tish

come from my chocolate starfish.

How about some scat you little twat?

  • One day, the entire Pantheon was filled with the sound of a beautiful operatic voice harmonizing. The more musically inclined deities went to investigate the source of the music, only to come across a literal mountain of shit. Despite the stench, they ventured inside to find the owner of that voice, only to discover something more shocking: the source of that singing was none other than a giant, living pile of shit with sweet corn for teeth; better known as the Great Mighty Poo.
    • Seeing that he managed to attract an audience, the Great Mighty Poo proceeded to perform his infamous song for what he presumed to be eager fans. Unfortunately, his "fans" left the scene utterly disgusted before he even finished the first verse.
    • Insulted by this reaction, he attempted to go to the House of Music to show those philistines firsthand what real music was, only to discover that he was banned from that house for...well obvious reasons. Ever since then, he's resented the more successful singers and musicians in the Pantheon, believing that he deserves the attention they get.
  • Was absolutely infuriated to hear that Conker was also in the Pantheon. While the Great Mighty Poo swears to get revenge on Conker for flushing him, Conker honestly couldn't care less about him. While he's annoyed to see the Great Mighty Poo again, Conker would rather not relive one of the most unpleasant parts of his hellish misadventure.
  • Being a fellow Rare villain, he's attempted to forge an alliance with the likes of King K. Rool. However, due to his unbearable stench, the alliance is tenuous at best, with King K. Rool rarely meeting the singing pile of poo face to face. Regardless, this move would see him gain enemies in the Kong Family.
  • When word got out that a singing poop had ascended into the Pantheon, Kyle immediately thought they were referring to Mr. Hankey (who hopefully recovered from his public meltdown). He was understandably disappointed when he was greeted by the Great Mighty Poo. The rest of the boys were simply unimpressed by him, with Cartman heckling him about singing something as lame as opera. The sentient shitpile responded by assaulting the boys with balls of poo.
    • Similarly, the Anarchy sisters were completely unphased by the news that a sentient pile of shit was on the loose in the Pantheon, seeing that it wasn't anything unusual compared to the craziness they deal with on a regular basis (which apparently included a different sentient pile of crap). It wasn't until he decided to rehearse near Panty's temple late at night (while the two were doing ungodly things with Kyu Sugardust) that they decided to kick the literal crap out of him. Surprisingly, the Great Mighty Poo took more issue with Panty comparing his singing to the sound of "a drunk humpback whale fucking a garbage truck".
  • Due to being a huge piece of crap (in more ways than one), very few deities are willing to even be in the same vicinity as him. The Numemon line seem to be the only ones that don't seem to mind him, if only because of their affinity for dung. While the Great Mighty Poo would prefer more civilized company, he's glad that there's at least someone who appreciates his clagginess.
  • NintendoCapriSun of the Runaway Guys was probably the only deity that was ecstatic to see The Great Mighty Poo ascend, namely due to his of his perchance for Toilet Humor and how much fun he had with his boss fight.
  • Erik was more than a little bit pissed to learn that a sentient pile of poop was now the closest thing he had to an operatic rival. While the Great Mighty Poo was eager to prove himself to be the superior opera singer, Erik wants absolutely nothing to do with him.
  • When the poo attempted another attack on the House of Music, the gods had the foresight to have George Beard and Harold Hutchins summon Captain Underpants, knowing that he's one of the few deities that would be willing to take on something as gross as him. George and Harold were glad to help (of course, after they laughed their butts off). The Great Mighty Poo, meanwhile, didn't take kindly to these children laughing at his bab. He very well would have crushed the two if not for Captain Underpants arriving in the nick of time to take down the sentient shitpile. Ever since that humiliating defeat, he's sworn vengeance against the good captain.
  • Howard and Kreese quite enjoy the Great Might Poo's performances. While Kreese generally finds opera to be painfully boring, he and his co-commentator are willing to make an exception here solely because it's coming from a giant pile of shit.
    Kreese: This guy makes up for the massive disappointment that is the MadWorld soundtrack.
    Howard: It's a shame the House of Music can't appreciate actual talent.
    Kreese: Well of course you'd say that. We're up here in a booth.
  • While the Great Mighty Poo appreciates the works of Mozart, the musical composer is completely put off by him. Even though he does appreciate Toilet Humor, even Mozart has to draw the line at a singing pile of poo, much to the poo's dismay.
  • Surprisingly, he's gained the appreciation of Nekomaru Nidai. Being one to appreciate a good shit, he's gained their an extent. Rather, that admiration is more towards whoever was able to make such a massive shit rather than the shitpile himself.
  • Out of all of the deities in the Pantheon, Nero, in her infinite egotism, is the only one that seems to see him as a musical rival; a sentiment that the Great Mighty Poo shares. The rivalry eventually got to a point where the two held separate concerts in their respective temples to see who would gather the greatest crowd. Unsurprisingly, no one showed up to either concert; with the gods being well-aware of Nero's dreadful singing, as well as her habit of keeping her audience captive, and not wanting to go near the mountain of shit that the Great Mighty Poo resides in. As of now, the odd rivalry is still unresolved.

    The Killer Tomatoes 
The Killer Tomatoes, Unholy Collective of Anthropomorphic Food
Some Killer Tomatoes
  • Lesser Deities
  • Symbol: Themselves
  • Theme Music: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes; Return of the Killer Tomatoes
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Attack of the Killer Whatever, Our Monsters Are Weird, Horror Comedy
  • Domains: Tomatoes, Sentience
  • Herald: Professor Mortimer Gangreen
  • Allies: Robert the Tire, Reptilicus, Guinea Creatures, SCP-2006, The Klowns
  • Enemies: Crazy Dave, The Farmer, The Monsters (Monsters vs. Aliens), Remy the Rat
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Elvira
  • Source of Interest for: Poison Ivy
  • Across the world, tomatoes are suddenly coming to life and attacking hapless people, causing much befuddlement among those that are trying to figure out why it's happening and how to fight back. A song called "Puberty Love", notorious for how awful it is, is the only thing that makes those killer tomatoes vulnerable and following The Great Tomato War, life was peaceful. However, an angry scientist named Mortimer Gangreen has had ambitions of taking over the world and has relied on these killer tomatoes to get the job done.
  • The farms in the Pantheon got a rude awakening when some tomatoes from a harvest went missing and no one claimed responsibility for these missing tomatoes. Things got even crazier when some murders were taking place and a bunch of juices from tomatoes were on the corpses. It took a bit of time to piece the sudden disappearance of the tomato crops and the murders that happened not long after. As the tomatoes started to wage war on the Pantheon, some people ran to the House of Music and got access a music database inside a tower and played "Puberty Love", weakening the tomatoes and allowing the denizens to squash that strange menace. As was the case for various other intruders, it wouldn't be the last time that those tomatoes would terrorize the Pantheon.
  • While the Killer Tomatoes exist in decent numbers, there are a few prominent members within this legion of terror. Zoltan is arguably the closest thing there is to a leader among the tomatoes (even though Gangreen is mostly responsible for the plots involving them) and he alongside his own set of subordinates have ruled over a certain part of the world (with Zoltan ruling over North America). There's even a couple of tomatoes that aren't even evil at all (more specifically, a fuzzy tomato and a girl that has a form of telepathy), but it didn't come as a surprise that the Killer Tomatoes wanted no association with those failed experiments.
  • Crazy Dave heard about the Killer Tomatoes after their initial arrival to the Pantheon and was dismayed to learn that more malevolent plants exist. Dave's plant army already has the necessary precautions taken should these tomatoes trespass on Dave's property, with Dave himself having a music file for "Puberty Love" in case things turn sour for him.
  • Like the other silly monsters that inhabit the Pantheon, SCP-2006 has taken a liking to the Killer Tomatoes and joined them in their acts of terror. The SCP Foundation had to take care of another containment breach from SCP-2006 after reports came in of a weird-looking tomato that was working with the Killer Tomatoes. It took a while to get it resolved as SCP-2006 was shapeshifting into other weird-looking tomatoes during the commotion and people couldn't agree on a defined look for that weird-looking tomato.
    • As for those other weird-looking monsters that SCP-2006 has befriended, the Killer Tomatoes don't have much of an issue working with these deities in spreading their own kind of terror. The one group that the tomatoes have a problem with is The Lepus as the latter has sometimes confused the Killer Tomatoes for actual food and has eaten some of those tomatoes more than a few times.
  • One of Elvira's various stories that she treated her visitors to was when the Killer Tomatoes first attacked the world. The Mistress of the Dark spent some of that time mocking the ridiculousness of the tomatoes endeavors, something that offended the tomatoes. They attempted to raid Elvira's place in retaliation, but the attempt was thwarted and Elvira still doesn't really take them seriously.
  • Poison Ivy found it a bit weird at first to learn about a group of living tomatoes, but was willing to see how useful they are in her plans. She's even thought about controlling some of these tomatoes and have them work for her. She's also aware of the possibility that some of these tomatoes will turn against her (as was the case with Zoltan overthrowing Gangreen at one point) and is prepared in case it happens.
  • Susan Murphy and her friends had to deal with alien pumpkins and mutant carrots (the latter being something that B.O.B., Dr. Cockroach, and The Missing Link handled by themselves) in the past and they see the Killer Tomatoes as even weirder versions of those particular threats. The group is usually called in whenever the tomatoes are causing chaos, with B.O.B. eating some of these tomatoes in some of their encounters.
  • One of the Killer Tomatoes' attacks took place in France as part of bid by Gangreen to complete a prophecy to try and take over the world. The deities originating from France are more than annoyed about the fact that some tomatoes tried to take over that place as part of a larger plot, though Remy the Rat is repulsed by the existence of these tomatoes. As a chef, Remy finds these tomatoes to be disgusting and not even worth the effort of putting in recipes, especially since he has to deal with Killer Tomatoes ransacking his kitchen from time to time.
  • While the House of Theater has various methods of discouraging poor performers from continuing their work, one of the more classical methods of such is throwing tomatoes at the offender. Trouble ensued one day when some Killer Tomatoes infiltrated the place during a variety hour where actual tomatoes were on standby to be used against poorly performing actors. After some real tomatoes were thrown at Patrick Star during his routine, some Killer Tomatoes that were hiding leaped out and attacked the audience, resulting in chaos and confusion that lasted until "Puberty Love" played on the speakers. By the time the mess was over, most of the remaining performers had left and that specific variety hour had to be cut short.

    The Marionette 
The Marionette, The Puppet God Soothed By Music (The Puppet, IT'S ME, Lefty, Charlotte(?))

    The Monster House 
The Monster House, Deity of Living Structure Monsters and Sapient Houses (Constance The Giantess, Constance Nebbercracker, "House-wife")
Click here  to see her as a human.
  • Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: Her buried remains. Alternatively, the chimney of the house.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil probably Chaotic Neutral post-ascension
  • Portfolio: Attack of the Killer Living Monster House, Haunted House, Our Ghosts Are Different, Eldritch Abomination, Child Hater, Hair-Trigger Temper, Ax-Crazy, Female Malevolent Architecture, Tragic Monster and Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds For Being Teased By Cruel Children, Yandere, The Freakshow
  • Domains: Houses, Monsters, Circus
  • Followers: The hotel of 1408, Mike the Evil Living Building, The Pyramid Gem, The Lighthouse Ghost, The Black House
  • Allies: The Other Mother, Lucy
  • Enemies: The Marionette, Deidara, Solf J. Kimblee, the entire sub-house of Explosives, Doctor Boom, Courage, Junkrat, all anti-ghost deities, Springtrap, Brachydios
  • Opposes: All children in the Pantheon
  • Shaky Relationship: the SCP Foundation
  • Evil Counterpart to: Freddy Fazbear
  • Target of interest of: Spooky
  • Ascended after her destruction and the release of her soul. However, it was not happy that it manifested in the Pantheon in the House of Otherness as the house she once possessed, or at least a likeness of it. In addition, the SCP Foundation was alerted to her ascension has set up defensive measures around the House so that it won't leave its temple grounds (the House itself is its own temple), at least not without retaliation. With everything it's been through, it's content with being left alone, especially since her husband Mr. Nebbercracker turned on her by trying to blow her up, so she has nothing to hold on to. It won't approve of experiments performed on it, though.
  • With the adults here more competent than the idiots in its world, and some (including children) with more than enough power to take on the House by themselves, the Monster House has to remain cautious in giving them a reason to attack it.
  • Because of its terrible history with children as well as two causing her death and possession in the first place, all such (deity or otherwise) are required to stay away from the House. That doesn't stop assholes like Eric Cartman from willfully ignoring these warnings and inadvertently angering the House.
    • This also applies to manipulative adults that try and lure children to its presence; scum like them are no better.
    • Spooky showed interest in having the House as a Specimen in her mansion, but recruiting was difficult as the House hates children, even if they're ghosts. But Spooky decided to keep on trying anyway.
    • Being children souls that inhabit animatronics, the House's hate also extends to Freddy Fazbear and the Marionette. Springtrap showed interest in its anti-children stance, but it lashed out at him after finding out that he murdered children while he was alive; even she won't stand for such a rotten soul, and she only hated children for what they did to her while the Purple Guy probably doesn't have the same excuse.
  • Because it can be destroyed with explosives, and because she died as a result of dynamite, it despises all deities who specialize in them. Deities with explosive weapons or magic are also advised to keep away from the House. Of course, there are always the crazy few who deliberately incite its wrath with their bombs.
    • One particular beast it had the misfortune of encountering was Brachydios when it roamed and found itself rampaging in its direction. After the theropod blew through the Foundation's perimeter, the House was forced to defend itself, but it never had a prayer of surviving its volatile slime. The second time (well, it was actually the Raging variant), the House immediately uprooted and started running away, regardless of whatever else got in its way. It had been total pandemonium in the House of Otherness. After the House was forcibly escorted back, everyone has since made sure that Brachydios never runs the risk of being at the House's current area.
  • As a ghostly entity, she's become another target for the Ghostbusters and other people like them like Jack and Maddie Fenton.

    N. Trance 
N. Trance, God of Living Eggs (Master of Hypnotism)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The hypnosis swirl on his body
  • Theme Music: N. Trance Boss Fight
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Brainwashing Victims (May or may not Require the use of Helmets), Cephalothorax, Cyborg, Egg Puns, Inconsistent Size
  • Domains: Hypnosis, Villains
  • "Allies": Uka Uka, N. Tropy, N. Oxide, Jervis Tetch, Yuri, Flumpty Bumpty, ADVENT
  • Enemies: Crash Bandicoot, Polar, Pura, Coco Bandicoot, Crunch Bandicoot, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Spyro, XCOM, Jimmy Neutron
  • Interested in: Hypno
  • N. Trance is an egg-like creature who hails from the Fifth Dimension and calls himself the Master of Hypnotism. As his self-proclaimed title may suggest, he has brainwashed Crash's friends (and even a few of his foes) a handful of times and has generally worked for villains more dangerous than he is. He's an egg who relies on a cyborg body to move around and although it is capable of attacking, N. Trance's egg-shaped head isn't perfectly attached to that body.
  • As with many other days in the Pantheon, anything that resembles peace is not going to last long. In this particular case, it involved half of the House of Beast having mind-control helmets on them and attacking anyone that attempted to go near them. Polar and Pura, who have been brainwashed in the past, discovered something unsettling and they got Crash, Coco, and Crunch to figure out what was happening. After getting this mess resolved, it became apparent to the Bandicoots and their friends that N. Trance found his way to the Pantheon, giving them another problem to worry about in addition to Dr. Cortex.
  • It's not readily clear at first, but N. Trance is someone that doesn't really have a defined allegiance to a particular villain. When he first antagonized Crash and co., he was doing so while working for Uka Uka and N. Tropy. Afterwards, Trance was apparently working alongside Nitros Oxide (who's already antagonistic towards Crash's friends and foes) and notified Emperor Velo about the bandicoot, resulting in Crash, Cortex, and their associates not only getting sent to a racing tournament in space, but with Polar, Pura, and Dingodile ending up in Trance's control. Within the Pantheon, Trance sometimes keeps in check with Uka Uka and Oxide, but he isn't thoroughly loyal to either (and has no plans to work with Cortex that anyone is aware of).
  • Spyro is among those who has apparently had a bad run-in with N. Trance in the past, specifically during the time where Crash, Cortex, and the others were in Emperor Velo's racing tournament. Whereas Polar, Pura, and Dingodile had mind control helmets on them during their time being brainwashed, the dragon wasn't wearing such a thing, raising a possibility that N. Trance tried a different mind-control method to ensure that Spyro would be under his control during that time. In any case, Spyro is very annoyed with what happened then and wouldn't hesitate to torch Trance should they meet again.
  • Despite claiming to be the Master of Hypnotism, it became quickly clear that there was more deities specializing in mind control than what Trance originally thought. He went to the Palace of Mind Control after hearing rumblings about what that place was planning and wanted to see how those who are capable of brainwashing compare to him. This led him to meeting Jervis Tetch and Yuri, two other mind control specialists that are known to use different devices and are apparently much more dangerous than Trance is. While he got a bit frustrated at his Master of Hypnotism title being put into question, he is willing to work alongside them and add additional targets that Jervis and Yuri might be going after.
    • Trance's time working with Jervis led the egg to discover Hypno, a Pokemon that's capable of hypnosis as the name would suggest. He noticed that Hypno was really only working with Jervis out of necessity and not because it wanted an active role in Jervis' plans. Trance honestly wanted Hypno to be more active in the hypnosis field and after an unsuccessful attempt at trying to get the Pokemon to work with him, Jervis stepped in and said that he'll figure out something to get Hypno more willing to go along with his mind control schemes. In any case, Trance sees Hypno as someone with potential that's being held back by being a Non-Malicious Monster.
    • Yuri once made an attempt of his own to try and get Trance to accomplish goals bigger than normal. To that end, Yuri decided to take Trance to Kane, an enigmatic leader that Yuri works for. It wasn't entirely clear what Kane was going after, so Trance opted to just accomplish relatively smaller goals for now. If anything, Yuri is OK with the small-steps approach that Trance is taking and Kane believes that Trance, strange as he looks, would make a good duo with Yuri when it comes to mind control.
  • ADVENT ended up being among Trance's most potent partners thanks to the group's Psionically capable members. Trance was impressed with how their mind control is able to affect the undead and has looked into their methods to see how he can expand his list of targets. ADVENT also saw use in having another extraterrestrial being work with them in fighting XCOM and although Trance is more focused on the Bandicoots, he's willing to work with ADVENT to get a better understanding of what he's dealing with beyond animals.
  • Flumpty Bumpty was someone that took Trance by surprise by being an egg that's capable of moving around without the need for a cyborg body. At first, Trance didn't think much of Flumpty, but after seeing the latter in action and how much more dangerous Flumpty was in spite of his looks, Trance has actually considered using Flumpty as a means to chase unwilling victims into his hideout to try and brainwash them. Flumpty was glad to have another egg to be friends with even if he isn't entirely sure about Trance's mind-control plans.
  • Jimmy Neutron ended up in a bit of a panic after thinking that King Goobot V somehow found the Pantheon and took measures to ward his arch-enemy away. After learning that it was a different egg-like alien in the Pantheon, Jimmy was still worried after learning that Trance is capable of the same mind control techniques that Goobot used on Jimmy's parents (and other adults), but to a much greater extent. Trance has taken issue with Jimmy's scientific prowess and the fact that the latter might be coming up with something to nullify his mind control techniques.
  • As useful as Trance's armor is, there have been some villains who believe that he should get a stronger version of such where in addition to his already existing mind-control powers, Trance would be able to get some additional abilities as well...and possibly have an armor that can hold his head in better. Although he did give it some consideration, Trance has insisted that what he has is fine enough and that his time is better spent on coming up with more potent methods to ensure anyone he comes across falls under his control for a longer period of time, if not permanently.
  • He's been known to crack a multitude of egg puns, with a majority of these puns hatching whenever he's racing. During a comedy session at the House of Theater, Trance decided to take a go at egging the audience with his various egg puns. Needless to say, the audience found them annoying and Trance had to be removed from the stage before he could scramble the audience via mind control in retaliation.

Probopass, God of Moai (The Compass Pokemon)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A compass with a nose symbol on the back
  • Theme Song: The theme for Mt Coronet
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Ability: Sturdy
  • Gender: Male
  • Moveset: Lock-On, Zap Cannon, Magnet Bomb, Sandstorm
    • Z-Move: Corkscrew Crash
  • Portfolio: Gag Nose, Scunthorpe Problem, Very Defensive-Oriented, Sentient Easter Island Heads, The Nose Knows, Our Monsters Are Weird, Nice Pukau, Living Compasses, Iron Filling Mustaches That Look Like Mario's, Dishing Out Dirt, Extra-ore-dinary
  • Domains: Magnetism, Direction, Noses, Iron
  • Allies: Absol, Ash Ketchum, Jun Manjoume, Squidward Tentacles, Mario, Cofagrigus, Betty Suarez
  • On good terms with: Dialga and Palkia
  • Enemies: Cyrus, Pokemon Hunter J, The Weeping Angels, Raigor Stonehoof, Rumble and Frenzy
  • Opposes: Deities related to fighting and the ground, Eric Cartman
  • Probopass is the evolved form of Nosepass, through the presence of magnetic fields that regions such as Mount Coronet introduced. Known as the Compass Pokemon, it is a very magnetic-oriented Pokemon with a mustache of iron fillings. Around it are three small sentinels called Mini-Noses, which help it hunt prey. While not the most threatening Pokemon, it makes this up with really high physical and special defenses.
  • This Probopass originates from Mt Coronet, the first places it was known to evolve along with Magneton into Magnezone. The pantheon found him under a bunch of large rocks, very rarely moving. As Nosepass him and his kind were known to guide trainers due to pointing north, and will help with directions in the House of Travel. He's close to Absol due to being another Pokemon species found in Mt Coronet, and feeling bad for Absol's negative reputation given how many treat Probopass for his design.
  • Respects Dialga and Palkia as being "guardians" of sorts towards Mt Coronet, given their Spear Pillar temple is on the top of the mountain. Conversely he opposes Cyrus due to planning to subvert creation right at the mountain top. Or Hunter J for being a ruthless poacher from Sinnoh. J doesn't care about Probopass, not seeing it as much value on the black market.
  • Functions as a living compass, with his nose pointing north. Nosepass and presumably Probopass cannot turn their faces to meet each other, due to their magnetism repelling each other. This upsets Probopass, and has sought out someone to learn how to better control his magnetism. He was attracted in more ways than one to Magneto, and is currently learning from him. He doesn't have a bad side, though will still help some of his master's endeavors against the X-Men.
  • Eric Cartman was unable to resist a string of anti-semitic jokes upon learning Magneto had a Probopass as his partner, given Magneto is a Jewish god and Probopass is a giant nose. Neither Magneto or Probopass were amused, and the usually patient Probopass warned Cartman not to make those kinds of jokes again or he'd use Lock-On and Zap Cannon on him. Cartman shut up afterwards.
  • It's not quite clear how he'd fear against the Weeping Angels. On one hand it is very hard for him to turn given he's a compass, which would make him extra vulnerable against the Weeping Angels. On the other hand, the mini-noses appear to have eyes, and if they are actual eyes instead of being decorative they'd have a much harder time moving around him. Though he has no neck for them to break, he doesn't want to meet the Lonely Assassins.
  • Very bizarre looking, going from already having a Gag Nose as Nosepass to being a living face that's mostly nose. This is due to being based off the moai, or Easter Island heads. Though the giant nose hasn't endeared most, Squidward seems fond of the Compass Pokemon for reminding him of his house. Probopass seems fond of Mario since his mustache and hat are references to him.
  • Gaining a Steel type has given him a number of resistances, but unfortunately it means Probopass is doubly weak to Ground and Fighting type attacks. It at least has Sturdy to not be completely curb-stomped. Naturally opposes Raigor Stonehoof, Rumble and Frenzy because of how devastating their earthquakes are for him.
  • His name is a combination of Probe and Compass, and his pre-evolution Nose and Compass. Unfortunately censor programs don't like that, given what the latter half of his name is. This has given Probopass a bit of a complex, which Cofagrigus(who he used to follow) can understand. Probopass also is sympathetic towards Betty Suarez due to how she is treated as ugly, which it also has a somewhat of a complex about.

    Robert the Tire 
This profile…is an homage to the no reason.

Robert the Tire, Deity of Unlikely Killer Objects
  • Theme Music: Tricycle Express
  • Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: Itself
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Animate Inanimate Object, Psychic Powers (Primarily to Make Other People's Heads Explode), Not Actually Being Called Robert by Anyone
  • Domains: Tires, Murder, Absurdism
  • Allies: The Killer Tomatoes
  • Enemies: The SCP Foundation, The Murkrow Flock, Bugs Bunny, Trixie, Any deity that works for law enforcement
  • Source of Interest for: Junkrat, Trollkaiger
  • Murder comes in many shapes and forms, be it something normal like a human being or something more unconventional like a killer doll. And then there's some truly bizarre killers, such as this tire. Abandoned in a California desert, the tire suddenly came to life and not long after, discovered that it had psychic powers via blowing up a couple of small animals. Its journey took a turn for the much more unusual after encountering a mysterious and beautiful woman. However, there were more than a few obstacles encountered by the tire and much of these problems were taken care of by blowing up peoples' heads. The tire met its end via a shotgun-toting lieutenant, but it apparently reincarnated as a tricycle and continued on its rampage with the help of other tires.
  • A seemingly ordinary day in the Pantheon came to an abrupt end after some deities noticed a tire rolling by itself. At first, some were convinced that someone technologically savvy was responsible for making the tire move on its own via a remote control. It turned out that such a person wasn't responsible for that, and neither was someone who casted some sort of magic to make a tire move on its own. The day took a turn for the worse after some deities encountered a dead body with a missing head. No one was sure who was responsible for it at first, but then those same deities were told of a weird video that got uploaded online. The video consisted of the aforementioned murder and the murderer was...that same tire. It came as a surprise to many that not only was there a tire that could move on its own, but that the tire can make people's heads explode via psychokinesis.
  • The tire is not actually called Robert by anyone for no reason. For that matter, the tire actually being unofficially named Robert is because of no reason. There are some who address the tire as a "he", but again, that's because of no reason. Hell, the mere fact that a tire came to life with psychic abilities and is using it to kill people is because of no reason.
  • At first, a good amount of those who are involved in law enforcement (at least those who aren't corrupt) were a bit skeptical about a killer psychic tire, but after being shown the video, they had a bit of a reason to go after the tire. It is not fond of law enforcement, due to the fact that it was pursued by people like that back then.
  • While Junkrat is capable of using a something known as a Rip-tire, he has made it clear that his device and this psychokinetic tire are completely different from each other (although some believe that the Rip-tire is sentient). It hasn't stopped Junkrat from being amused at the fact that there's a living tire that can explode people's heads and is very interested in it.
  • Despite the fact that it's not actually classified as an SCP, the concept of a psychic killer tire was too weird to pass up for the SCP Foundation. The organization is monitoring what the tire is up to and trying to figure out exactly why a tire is sentient and can blow up people's heads with psychic abilities. The tire really doesn't like that it's being monitored despite the fact that the organization is cryptic in general.
  • Out of sheer boredom, the tire decided to try and target small animals, likely to go back to the times where it blew up small creatures before deciding to go after humans. After finding a flock of Murkrows, the tire decided to try and blow one of them up. Unfortunately for it, the Pokemon attacked the tire before it could do anything (it didn't help that as Dark-types they were immune to its Psychic attack) and ended up in their pile of stolen items after a bit of effort from the Murkrows as a result. The tire was able to escape when the corvids went out to try and steal something else and has detested the flock since then.
    • Following that mishap, the tire tried to go after another animal that looked helpless. Unfortunately for it, Bugs Bunny was able to get a glimpse of it and after remarking that "someone has too much time in their hands to do something like this", decided to come up with a trick to best the tire involving a complex course. The course naturally ended with a really long fall instead of a rabbit that it promised and the tire just got mad at Bugs, especially since it had to deal with someone who is quite clever most of the time.
  • There have been some deities who, on first glances, think that it's a random tire that someone just left behind for no reason and more often than not, throw it out without realizing that there's more to this tire than that. Supposedly, Trollkaiger has taken an interest in it and has used the tire for cruel jokes by using leaving behind a bunch of random tires at various places where some deities would go to and they would tell this tire to attack someone after a decoy tire gets thrown out. If the group is feeling even more devious, then they have made some of the tires remote controlled and have tricked others into thinking that the tire they have thrown out is about to blow their head off.
  • Someone decided to try and sell binoculars to deities one time at a certain spot, likely to try and make money off of watching something as random as a tire go on a rampage. Beavis & Butt-Head were among those who decided to watch the tire from afar, and given who the two are, made quite a bit of wisecracks about the absurdity of the tire's adventures.
    • Disaster struck when it was time for the "audience" to have some food. Some of the food was poisoned, causing some of the audience to be rendered unconscious, a plate of food had too much sugar and caused Beavis to become "The Great Cornholio" again after consuming it, and someone just hated the food enough to throw a plate of it far away... and it landed just within proximity of the tire. The tire turned around and saw the person who threw the plate. Upon realizing that the tire has noticed him and thinking that it's about to attack, the remaining people that wasn't affected by the poisoned food had to get everyone else out of there before they could lose their heads to a tire.
  • If the tire isn't going around blowing up the heads of unassuming people, then it might be trying to follow a few attractive female deities around. It usually doesn't get very far with it and while plenty have initially wondered why a tire would be obsessed with any sort of attractive women to begin with, they simply just went ahead with the belief that the tire follows those kinds of women around for no reason.
  • There is one thing that the tire hates more than anything and that would be the sight of other tires being tossed into a fire. When it originally saw such a thing, it started killing more people than normal. It is more than plausible that such a killing spree will happen again if it sees something like that, but it actually happening doesn't appear as likely due to a fair amount of deities trying to prevent the tire from going further with murder.

Steelix, God of Living Minerals (Haganeil, The Iron Snake Pokémon, Solid Steelix)
Mega Steelix 
  • Lesser God (Intermediate as Mega Steelix)
  • Symbol: His head
  • Alignmemt: Chaotic Neutral
  • Gender: Male
  • Ability: Sheer Force (Sand Force as Mega Steelix)
  • Attacks: Crunch, Iron Tail, Gyro Ball, Dragonbreath
  • Portfolio: A Steel Ground Mon, Power and Defense, Segmented Serpent, Mega Evolution
  • Domains: Earth, Metallic, Serpentine
  • Herald: Onix
  • Followers: Most rock Pokémon
  • Allies: Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Registeel, Ira Gamagoori, Steel, Dolor
  • Opposes: All Fire, water and earth (Ironically) using gods and Martial Arts using gods, and Gajeel Redfox
  • Enemies: Ghetsis, Ryoma Sengoku
  • Fears: Toph and Magneto
  • Steelix had ascended mostly after hearing that of the Pokémon partnerships and realized that Brock didn't have one and as his first Pokémon he immediately found a way to join his partner.
  • He is rather weary of Gajeel noting that he eats metal Remembering the one time it almost ate his tail. Since then Gajeel has apologized but the Pokémon is still on edge.
  • A few scientist are interest in his construct and want to experiment on him though evil scientist want to extract the minerals in order to be used for nefarious purposes.
  • Is deathly afraid of getting wet—as a result it tends to stay away from water gods or any body of water.
  • Once met with the Mob as they were excited to find "Solid Steelix" in their midst. While this Steelix was confused as to this name, he does smirk when he learned how he squared up against what was considered the Archangel Zapdos during the final battle at Mt. Silver.
  • He occasionally can be seen sparring with Gamagoori in order to test each other's limits and improve their defenses.
  • He fears Toph and Magneto after witnessing their ability to control metal and is afraid that they might turn him into a giant metal ball. Though both are hardly interested in the doing that to the rather large snake.
  • He was once a pain in the ass as a Onix well because of his strong defense... Or so he would like you to think. In reality, he was pretty easy to get rid off since he was kinda slow, couldn't hit hard and fainted at the drop of a hat to special attacks. He got better.


    Slappy the Dummy 
Slappy the Dummy, God of Evil Dummies (Slappy, Slappy the Dummy, The Dummy That Is No Dummy, Ol' Crazy Eyes, The Bad Boy, Smiley)

    Toys of Toy Story 
The Cast of Toy Story, Collective Deities of Living Toys (Buzz: Lunar Larry)


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