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This Hall is perfect for letting these gods vent out their anger on many issues. Obviously, it is never a good idea to infuriate these guys; The results won't be pretty for the offender. Visit this house at your own risk.

Of course, this house isn't filled with just angry Gods. There are Gods here that will incite your anger instead... (ﺧ益ﺨ)

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Greater Gods

    Altair/Military Uniform Princess 
Altair, Goddess of Autodestructive Anger (Military Uniform Princess, Donut Steel)
  • Greater Goddess borderline Overdeity
  • Symbol: The Holopsicon
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil, now True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Antagonist Abilities, Attack Reflector, Big Bad, Combo Platter Powers, Evil Is Hammy, Exotic Eye Designs, From Nobody to Nightmare, Invincible Villain, Omnicidal Maniac, An Original Character created after another, Reality Warper, Villain Teleportation, Wanting to avenge her Creator
  • Domains: Fiction, Villains, Creations, Original Characters, Destruction
  • Herald: Setsuna Shimazaki (Her Creator)
  • Allies: Esdeath, Alcor
  • Rivals: Gilgamesh, Black★Rock Shooter
  • Enemies: Altria Pendragon, Madoka Kaname, Bob, Lord English, Masamune Dan/Kamen Rider Cronus
  • Evil Counterpart to: Haruhi Suzumiya
  • Opposes: People who had tried to sympathize with her
  • Opposed by: Most Magical Girls
  • Annoyed by: Deadpool
  • On good terms with: Other Original Characters
  • Complicated Relationships: Meteora Österreich
  • Banned from: The house of Narrative
  • What is known about this strange character is that she once manifested into the real world and decided to bring a handful of fictional character to life and join her. Altair intended to avenge her creator after the latter committed suicide and couldn't complete her story, which prompted to try and destroy the world. Several of the characters she brought ultimately fought her, but her inmense power proved to be a huge obstacle for her enemies and both the creators and their creations that opposed Altair had to create a crossover story featuring her as the main villain to try and contain her for doing further damage to the real world. It almost failed if not for a creation of Setsuna Shimazaki, her creator, didn't convince Altair to abandon her quest for revenge.
  • How she came to become a goddess in the pantheon is uncertain, she only recalls warping into this place after she was trying to create another world for Setsuna, which ultimately led her here. She was surprised for the huge number of fictional characters that reside in this place and having a few of them who looked familiar to her. The problem was that the Court of Gods denied her of taking control of the Pantheon since it wasn't a domain where she could change the rules at will even if she tried, which the only compensation that they allowed Setsuna to be her herald.
  • She was created as an Expy of a MMO character that her Author liked, but many have also noticed many other references to other characters in the pantheon. Her backstory of being a fanmade character who took the internet by storm is very reminiscent of Black★Rock Shooter, which Altair ended up confronting just to see if the rumors were true. She was not dissapointed.
    • Other people noted that she also resembles Esdeath in appearance and attire, even some of her mannerisms too. Surprisingly, Esdeath ended up befriending Altair on the principle that she admires how strong she is and how in the end she managed to end up with the one she loved, unlike Esdeath.
  • Unlike in the real world, in the Pantheon Altair is not as strong as she formerly was, mostly because of the Elimination Festival given her a proper canon and because of the fan reception that powered her being much more weaker. Not too mention that a sizable part of the real world consider her a rather divisive character to begin with.
  • Seems to look down on the Knight in Shining Armor type characters as boring and predictable. She especially does not get along with Altria Pendragon which reminds her of Aliceteria February and because Altair herself seems to have taken a few pages of Gilgamesh in a few of her moves.
  • Magical Girls are also another character that seems to get in her nerves, mostly because of how Mamika tried to talk her down and trying to convince her to abandon her mission, which prompted her to kill Mamika. The latter's resemblance to Madoka hasn't gone unnoticed by Altair, but she has no intention of talking with the magical girl.
  • Considering how much she loves her creator, the idea of killing your own creator seems alien to her. Yet, she found a few gods that did exactly that, who disgust her. Bob was one who was very close to killing his author and obviously does not get along with Altair. The same could be said for Lord English, who actually suceeded in doing so and is powerful enough to give Altair a run for her money.
  • Can't stand the likes of Deadpool for his constant breaking of the Fourth Wall and also because he made fun of her because of being an Original Character, constantly calling her names like Donut Steel. And given his Healing Factor, she can't even get rid of him.
  • Some may wonder if her feelings for her creator are either of a child loving their father or maybe something else. Altair has not made any clarifications on the matter.
  • She was named after the brightest of the Aquila costelation and that might probably mean why she has been confused for other people. That said, she does get along with Alcor given a few shared similarities plus his powers have peaked her interest.
  • Many good-aligned gods are absolutely disgusted by the fact that she got away with all the death and destruction she caused in her universe and have taken measures to fight her if she provokes them. Altair even had the gall of saying she doesn't really regret the she harm she has caused and she would do it all over again if it meant seeing Setsuna alive. Her unrepentantness means the friendlier gods like Ash Ketchum, Twilight Sparkle and Steven Universe want nothing to do with her, especially after hearing about what she did to Mamika and Aliceteria. They haven't made a move against her because the Court of the Gods ensured she cannot do as much damage in the Pantheon as she did in her homeworld and because Setsuna vouched for her. Still, if she ever steps out of line, they'll know.
    • Other more neutral leaning gods reasoned that while she did kill Mamika and debatably killed Alicetaria, she never killed any humans, (even though she planned to), and that both her kills were Creations that would have had went back to their worlds becoming subject to the will of the authors too. Some of the more sympathetic of them had said that while they died in the real world, they still got to live a happier ending when a crossover event was made featuring both of them.
  • Is angered and disgusted by the ascension of Masamune Dan. Having seen his arrogance and treatment of all creations, Altair has come to view the villainous Kamen Rider as the very embodiment of everything wrong with the land of the gods she wanted to destroy and the kind of inhumanity that caused her Creator to commit suicide in the first place.
  • Also present in the House of Slaughter.

    Excalibur (Soul Eater
Excalibur, God of Annoyance and Irritation (Holy Sword, Seiken, Great Old One of the Madness of Anger)
  • Greater God (Though some wish he was just self-aggrandizing and was instead just a Quasideity or Demigod)
  • Symbol: (ﺧ益ﺨ) (The 'I-Have-Met-Excalibur' Face (Yes, even his symbol is annoyed))
  • Theme Song(s): Excalibuuuurrr... Excalibuuurrrrr... From the United K, I'm looking for heaven, I'm going to Californiaaaa... (mercifully truncated to less than a minute)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Absurdly Sharp Blade, Catchy Songs, Annoying The Hell Of Anyone Who Meets Him, Making Everyone Who Meets Him Make This Face: (ﺧ益ﺨ), Cloud Cuckoo Lander, Talkative Loon, Infinity +1 Sword As Long As One Can Stand His Intolerability, "FOOL!", Eldritch Abominations
  • Domains: Irritation, Weapons, Emotion, Mentalism
  • Those who can tolerate him: Arturia Pendragon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Bugs Bunny, Deadpool, Chuck Norris, Hades, Hakumen, Tingle, Wander, Naughty Bear… and "You" can do it too!
  • Opposed by: Black Star ("SO ANNOYIIIINNNGGG!!!"), Death the Kid ("Disgusting…") and anyone that comes across him, especially those voiced by Takehito Koyasu and/or Troy Baker
  • This is a different form of the Holy Sword Excalibur found in the House of Weapons.
  • Doesn't matter who the person is, he has made everyone he comes across to make the face (ﺧ益ﺨ). Including even Melkor, of all people. Enter his temple at your own risk. Only those equally insane and nuts-driving go there. Those who do would be considered the great ones… though they still prefer their own methods of combat instead of becoming his Meister.
    • Hata no Kokoro, somehow is one of few gods which cannot make that face when Excalibur is around. However, she remade one of her masks to have that expression specifically for that kind of occasion.
    • Another exception is King Arthur, for obvious reasons.
  • Several people, especially those from the GUAG has been expressing interest in tossing Excalibur to Yuuki Terumi, if only to see the Trolling God get a taste of his own medicine and lose his temper with Excalibur's loonydom. Excalibur himself has no idea who the hell Terumi is, but he'd be more than delighted to tell his five-hour story. The GUAG's problem right now is to find a Meister who could STAND Excalibur to start an eventual fight.
    • Chuck Norris volunteered so he could add another feat to his scroll of divine fame. He tossed Excalibur next to Terumi and Excalibur started ranting and interrupting every of Terumi's bravados, enabling Hakumen to strike him with Time Killer, as he's also unaffected with Excalibur's rants.
  • Villains such as Frieza, The Joker, Cell, The Boss, Kefka, and Shinnok will skip to just blow up his house… only to find no scratch on it or him.
  • Excalibur cannot feel any anger. This is why he has no opinions on the struggle between Good and Evil, whether a man is an utter bastard or All-Loving Hero. However, he is seriously adamant in talking a lot about himself and his 'exploits' (and his 5 hour story time) to everyone he meets, in which the anger would get into those around him, irritating them regardless of their morality scale.
  • His legend begins in the 12th century… Or rather, his legend began in Solar Calendar 198...
  • He is SLIGHTLY more respectful to Arturia than to most other members of the Pantheon, as she is a Gender Flipped King Arthur. The "SLIGHTLY" means he doesn't interrupt her as frequently when she talks, doesn't call her a FOOL! as often, and is willingly to let her use him without fulfilling all 1000 provisions of his contract, only 500 of them. However, he still wants her to listen to his 5 hour story time and his 'exploits' in full detail. So, she still is annoyed with him.
    • On the topic of people who are like King Arthur that Excalibur is more respectful towards, he also is a bit respectful towards Wander upon learning how he managed to pull out a legendary sword that only a true hero can wield. Also helps that Wander is possibly the only person in the pantheon that not only enjoys Excaliber's visits, but looks forward to them as well. Add in the fact that Wander not only enjoys his 5 hour story and follows the 1000 provisions (not because he wants to use him, but just out of respect), and he is also one of the few here that Excaliber will let willingly use. The pantheon, mainly Wander's enemies, consider themselves lucky as Wander is a pacifist and thus doesn't want to use Excaliber.
    • Although Deadpool isn't remotely an Arthur-esque figure, the two buddy up when they feel like it — for fun, fighting and reasons nobody else wants to know about. Worryingly often, for anybody in the vicinity. The provisions, caveats and everything else don't come into it, just... kindred spirits of, well... being agro. And, some definitions of comedy. Maybe.
    • And then there's the actual King Arthur himself: after all, he is THE King Arthur, who was the only Meister he respected. And he's willing to not interrupt Arthur when he talks, and is actually willing to let Arthur use him in combat. As a matter of fact, he ceases to be annoying when in his presence.
  • When he stops being annoying and speaks seriously, it usually means he has something important to say to someone, and they'd better listen up. There is one problem, though: It's difficult to read whether he's in serious mode or not, difficult to read if serious mode stops, because once he stops, he'll continue being annoying.
  • He begins every afternoon with an afternoon tea, which makes him visit Iroh's house as it houses the best afternoon teas. The time of Excalibur's visit is dreaded by every of Iroh's customer AND Iroh himself.
  • Hades will often speak with him after-afternoon tea, and they get along surprisingly well. No one quite yet know how he does it, but it's been theorized that since Hades is essentially the Trolling God of his own universe, he's more capable of handling Excalibur's antics. That, and Hades' is apparently trying to learn new ways to annoy people. Other gods know to leave the room whenever they begin speaking to each other.
  • His status as Greater God can be confirmed as he is stated to be one of the Great Old Ones, on the same level as Shinigami, Asura and Eibon. He's stated to be the representation of Madness Through Rage and appears to do so via his annoying antics. Some have even hypothesized that his behavior is actually a clever way of dissuading whom he deems as "unworthy" from wielding him.
  • Does not give out autographs.

    Terra (Kingdom Hearts
Terra, God of Vengeance Against Their Mentor (Lingering Will/Sentiment, Terra-Xehanort, Seeker of Darkness, Guardian, Dark Figure, The One Behind)
The Lingering Will
Massive Spoiler
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His keyblade, Earthshaker (Chaos Ripper as Terra-Xehanort)
  • Theme Songs: "Terra", "Destiny's Union" when with Ventus and Aqua (Terra); Rage Awakened (The Lingering Will); "Dismiss" (Data Battle arrangement), "Dawn of Hope" (Terra-Xehanort)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good, though gullible enough that his actions appear Lawful Evil at times (Chaotic Evil as Terra-Xehanort)
  • Keyblade(s): Earthshaker, Chaos Ripper, Ends Of The Earth
  • Portfolio: Rage Against the Mentor, Incapability of Realizing that Someone is Evil, Dark Is Not Evil, Dishing Out Dirt, Unwitting Pawn, Victim of Grand Theft Me, Waging a Battle in the Center of the Mind, Being One of Kingdom Hearts' Most Difficult Secret Bosses, Human of a Different World, Team Dads
  • Domains: Earth, Darkness, Good
  • Allies: Aqua, Ventus, Sora, Rikunote  (extra points for getting tricked by two of the same villains as Terra himself), Mickey Mouse, Darth Vadernote , Luke Skywalker, Jaden Yuki, Gardevoir (Team Charm), Sailor Mercury, Absol, Jak, Rei Shingetsu/Vector, Sakura Matou, Liezerota, Luke Fon Fabre, Fighter McWarrior
  • Rivals: Naoki Kashima/the Demi-fiend
  • Enemies: Xehanort's Incarnations, Vanitas, Larxene, Count Veger, Number 96: Black Mist, Bernkastel, the Incubators, YHVH, Orochimaru, Satan, Count Olaf
  • Feared by: Konata Izumi
  • There has been talk among the Court of the Gods about Terra's title of Horrible Judge of Character in consideration that he isn't anywhere near as gullible as everyone thinks he is (it's actually due to severe exaggeration by the fan base). The list with the villains he interacted with are as follows.
    • Maleficent: She actually did help him, by giving him information about Xehanort and pointing him towards somewhere. Sure, it wasn't the most accurate information, but how was Terra supposed to know that? Besides, the moment she mentioned the Keyblade and said anything suspicious he got on guard almost immediately. Taking Aurora's heart was out of his control.
    • The Evil Queen: Terra didn't even trust her, he never had any intention of giving her Snow White's heart, because based on her words it was clear she wasn't.... Nice.
    • Lady Tremaine: Did not trust her at all. Sensed that she was evil from the start.
    • Hades: Terra was mistrustful of Hades the moment he laid eyes on him. Maybe it was the blue fire, blue skin, and black clothes, or his nonchalant talk of darkness, but Terra wasn't actually fooled by Hades at all. Terra was just fighting, nothing bad happened until Zack got involved, and that didn't have anything to do with Terra.
    • Doctor Jumba: In Terra's defense, Jumba is a really petty "villain", Terra himself was also unjustly incarcerated, and Stitch was a swell experiment so there was nothing to worry about at all.
    • Captain Hook: We know how Terra is with figures of authority, Hook was disrespectful but he wasn't suspicious. Not to mention that he really wasn't doing anything suspicious; he found that box of treasure fair and square! Peter Pan was also attempting to steal the box from him without any explanation as to why.
    • Master Xehanort: We already talked about him, but he's the easiest to explain honestly. Eraqus trusted him, he told Terra everything he wanted to say, Figure of authority, Eraqus trusted him, really placed himself in positions that were really convenient, and Eraqus, mister light is absolute, didn't think there was anything wrong with him. In different circumstances, Ventus and Aqua would have trusted Xehanort too, if he actually, you know, tried to talk to either of them at all. Which he didn't.
  • The Court eventually settled on Rage Against the Mentor due to such things occuring twice. Once against Eraqus via serious Poor Communication Kills and again against Xehanort
  • He's been spending more time with Riku, however, as well as Jaden Yuki, Sailor Mercury, and Absol the first due to being rather fascinated by Jaden's powers as The Supreme King, the second at Usagi Tsukino's request, and the last because she's partnered with Riku.
    • Since then, he's become rather fond of Mercury, as she reminds him a bit of Aqua. Upon learning that she had one time fallen to darkness due to being brainwashed by Nephrite, he confronted Nephrite, blasting him with Ultima Cannon. Considering Nephrite also got a taste of Riku's Dark Aura, it's safe to say Nephrite won't be bothering her for at least a while. Jak has even stated that he'd help take care of Nephrite with his Dark Eco Bomb should the latter attack again.
  • For a period of time before his deification, he was a follower of Master Xehanort, but their relationship didn't turn out well for him. He's claimed to have wizened up, but Xehanort still manages to get Terra to do favors for him, though nothing too bad has come of it so far. If Terra's actually that Genre Blind, or if Xehanort's just that good of a Manipulative Bastard is hard to tell.
    • For whatever reason, he was extremely wary upon learning of Vanitas' ascension, and it's rumored he's trying to get Ventus ascended.
  • Terra is banned from Haven City by Count Veger because of his bad judgment and his use of Darkness. However, Ashelin considers the ban to be pointless, considering others with similar backgrounds, Riku included, are also banned by Veger following Jak's exile.
  • Terra is considered a suspect in the theft of Princess Aurora's heart when she picked her finger and fell into a coma, since he was seen near the castle by the guards before they succumbed to a sleep spell. However, more evidence shows that the real culprit was Master Xehanort, who only made Terra think he stole Aurora's heart to further manipulate him.
  • Has an awkward friendship with Luke Skywalker, who Terra met through the latter's father, Darth Vader. The reason Terra is a little uneasy around Luke is because his voice reminds him of Master Eraqus, whose death he still feels guilty about indirectly causing. Luke has tried to reassure Terra that it's not a problem. After all, Vader did much worse in his time and was still redeemed in the end. The fact that Terra didn't jump off the slippery slope under almost the same situation where Anakin did is something to his credit.
  • Terra was banned by Cosmos and the rest of the G.U.A.G. from participating during the Friendship Asylum incident. It was bad enough that Riku got corrupted during this time, and Terra would have been even more vulnerable. Terra wasn't happy about sitting out, but he still helped Aqua from the sidelines, and he's glad that his successor is now recovering.
  • Was almost speechless hearing that Ventus finally ascended, in the same house as him, no less! Though he's confused on why a Gardevoir is sometimes hanging out with him. Absol had to explain through Telepathy to Terra about the Pokémon Partnerships to settle his confusion.
  • Many gamers in the pantheon are flat out scared of Terra. This is for two reasons: His reputation for being the most difficult main story boss in the entire Kingdom Hearts series, requiring a very specific form of attack to beat him, and most of all, being one of the most difficult bosses in gaming history. This includes people like Konata Izumi.
    • This reputation, however, has drawn the attention of the Demi-Fiend, who wants to clash with Lingering Will.
  • Beware when Terra's hair is white, for that is a sign of him becoming Terra-Xehanort.
  • The House of Prophecy has a dread prophecy about him. One regarding Terra being one of the 13 Seekers of Darkness in the Second Keyblade War.
    • It happened and Terra was finally freed and restored to his original self that day. Many of his friends and allies were ecstatic of his return.
  • Can also be found in Successors.
  • "One day... I... will... set... this... right. One day... I will set... this right... I will return to this land... and protect... my friends!"

Intermediate Gods

    Carrie White 
Carietta "Carrie" N. White, Goddess of Rage Fueled by Arrogance of Others and Signature Scenes (Scary Carrie, Goddamn Total Spastic, Weirdo, Dumb Bitch, Destroyer of Chamberlin, Angel of Havoc, Darth Lord Carrie)
Click here for her Signature Scene
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her bloodstained prom dress
  • Theme Songs: The themes from the 1976 and 2013 films when she's sane, The Destruction and Kill 'Em All when she's at her breaking point
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, boarding on True Neutral; Chaotic Psychotic when pushed to the breaking point
  • Portfolio: Tragic Villain, Broken Cutie, Shrinking Violet, Outcast, I Just Want to Be Normal, From Nobody to Nightmare, Dumped With Pig's Blood, Ultimate Cautionary Anti-Bullying Tale, Truly Very Pretty, Dangerous People You Feel Sorry For
  • Domains: Espers, Bullying Victims, Humiliation, Vengeance
  • Superior: Stephen King
  • Allies: Jimmy Hopkins, Touma Kamijou, Mikoto Misaka, Matoko Itou (Yes, seriously), Jin Kazama, N, Pacifica Elise Northwest, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Nana, Haruka Kotoura, Kick-Ass, Fubuki, Cinderella
  • Enemies: Bullies and abusive parents of any kind, (especially Ragyo Kiryuin, Biff Tannen), Pennywise, the Dancing Clown, Annie Wilkes
  • Conflicting Opinion: Lucy
  • Pitied by: Fathers Karras and Merrin
  • Carrie White is a shy, awkward and quiet teenager who regularly deals with bullying and abuse from both her classmates at her high school and her mother, a raving Christian fanatic. She tries to take all the suffering with grace as best as she can, but it clearly hurts her. When she gets victimized by a mean-spirited prank on her prom night, the happiest moment of her life... it goes as well as you expect.
  • The disastrous event known as the "Black Prom" was so infamous that it's something everyone thinks about when they hear her name. Despite the incident being a climatic event, every trailer showing her story will always show the aftermath of the destruction she caused. It is that well known.
  • It should be noted that Carrie's story is often referred to as the greatest anti-bullying message ever told, better than any PSA in existence. Her tale is also what put Stephen King on the map. It's clear that both have mutual respect for each other.
  • Before she cast her mortal shell, she did research on others who had powers just like she did to learn how to control her abilities better. She was pleasantly surprised to see that the Pantheon was loaded with a lot of espers, giving her the feeling that she wasn't as alone as she used to be.
  • Was mistaken by Kick-Ass for his friend and partner Hit-Girl, and was pretty shocked to hear about all the shitty things that happened to her. He at least consoled her by telling her that her look-alike went through nearly the same problems she did and enforced her own brand of karma. It was... humorous.
  • Considering her backstory she absolutely despises bullies. She hates people who abuse and oppress others simply because they had the power to do so. Abusive parents are also on her blacklist. This is why she was able to easily befriend Haruka who went through the same suffering she did. Carrie does wish that she had the same group of friends because then her life would have turned out differently.
    • It is also for the same reason that she was able to befriend a few bully hunters like Jimmy Hopkins, and Mikoto Misaka who is also an esper. And yes, she is also on friendly terms with Matoko Itou. Make of it what you will.
  • Despite being one of Stephen King's creations, she does not get along with Pennywise or Annie Wilkes at all. Obviously because Pennywise is a demon who eats children while Annie reminds her of her Control Freak of a mother. If given the chance, she'd personally tear them apart.
  • Also has a seat in the House of Theatric Production.

    Namor the Sub-Mariner 

Namor, The Hair-Trigger Temper God (The Sub-Mariner, Avenging Son, Chicken of the Sea, Dr. G.W. Falton, Ducklips, Emperor of the Deep, Fish-Man, Gill-Face, Imperius Rex", Joe Pierre, King Namor The First, Long John Silver, Lord of the Seven Seas, "Mr. Big", Phoenix, "Piscatorial Pirate", "Rex", Sea King Sealord, "Subby", Niño sin amor, K'uk'ulkan, such a terrific dumbass)
  • Intermediate God (Greater God underwater or as K'uk'ulkan)
  • Symbol: His foot complete with the wings
  • Letimotifs: Namor, Throne, Imperius Rex
  • Alignment: True Neutral, with shades of Neutral Good, Chaotic Neutral, and Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Apparently Human Merfolk Jerkass with Mercury's Wings and a Trident, Marvel's First Mutant, has a Catchphrase of partially made up Latin, the Anti-Hero Nobody Likes due to constantly switching sides, Is Most Powerful Underwater, Warrior Prince, Extreme Omnisexual, has both powerful and unusual powers, often only wears Underwear of Power, ultimately kickstarted the Marvel Universe
  • Domains: Strength, Water, War, Nobility, Rage
  • Allies: None that last that long.
  • Rivals: Arthur Curry/Aquaman, Percy Jackson, Ariel, King Triton, Poseidon
  • Enemies: Red Skull, HYDRA, Trollkaiger, Norman Osborn/The Green Goblin, Thanos, The Gyaos
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Iron Man, Professor X, Black Bolt, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Milas, Doctor Doom, The X-Men, Gamera
  • Fire-Forged Friends: Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Doctor Strange, The Silver Surfer
  • Respects: The Gill-Man, Rikuo, Emma Frost
  • Pitied by: Elisa and the Asset
  • On Bad Terms With: T'Challa/Black Panther
  • Special Relationship: The Fantastic Four
  • The former high priest of Arthur Curry, also known as Aquaman, Namor felt he should be more than just second best. The two's egos often led to skirmishes, but it all came to a head one day at Aquaman's pool. All was well... until the DC hero splash on Namor after diving in a cannonball. Enraged at the condescension, Namor challenged him for the title of merfolk. the two dueled it out, fighting from the sky to the deepest depths of the ocean. Ultimately, Aquaman used a unique skillset to take Namor down. It came to the Court of the Gods to make a decision. It was decided that Aquaman would keep his title, but Namor will ascend and move to a temple left behind by a moving deity. It was a position Namor accepted, seeing that his rage fit perfectly with his new followers.
  • Just like his DC counterpart, he is considerably weaker upon land. Once he gets in the water, he's as strong as anyone in the Marvel Universe. He's even overpowered the Hulk at times. He is an Intermediate God as long as he is within the Pantheon, but that changes whenever he gets a chance to immerse himself in the water.
    • Trollkaiger had fun with this by comparing his weakened state with the infamous Snickers commercial stating that he's not himself without water. Namor responded in typical fashion... dropping an ocean-liner on their headquarters.
  • Namor managed a rare achievement: He has earned the ire of not only the heroes, but also the villains of the Marvel Universe as well. he has betrayed both sides too many times to consider him a consistent ally. As such, he has been seen working for both the GUAG and the GUAE. For instance, he drew ire from both the Illuminati and Thanos' Black Order when he left both in that order.
    • His only true friend has been the Hulk as Namor first came to him to help seek vengeance upon the Avengers. Sure Namor betrayed the Hulk as well, but he has changed his view to consider the green giant a Worthy Opponent.
    • With his ascension, the reunion with The Defenders originals is now complete. As such, he holds some degree of a relationship with Dr. Strange and the Silver Surfer. Supervillains pale at the prospect at facing such a formidable team. Potentially powerful alone, together they can be absolutely devastating. Thankfully, they hardly ever team up except under duress.
    • He and Strange are part of a secret group called The Illuminati, who's membership is now complete with his ascension. Previous versions fell apart in the past, but they hope that they can make things work this time around.
    • The partnership already strained due to his utter contempt with the Black Panther. It all started when Namor flooded Wakanda when he and the X-Men battled Black Panther and the Avengers. It appeared as if T'Challa was willing to bury the hatchet... until he betrayed Namor at a critical time during the last Illuminati team-up. Now the two can barely stand seeing each other in the same room.
  • There is no group that has had as much of a history with him than the Fantastic Four. It was Johnny Storm who contributed to Namor's return to his reign of terror upon the world. It was an ironic twist, as it was an older and robotic version of the Human Torch that faced him in one of the first superhuman battles in the Marvel Universe. After a few bouts with the Avengers, he turned his attention to the group once more where he has had a hot-and-cold relationship with them ever since.
    • Mr. Fantastic was naturally displeased with this new development, and with good reason. Namor has pined for Sue Storm from the moment he first met her. Her reaction has varied a lot over the years. She may have been interested in him in the past, but now stand firmly with her husband.
    • Interestingly enough, Namor keeps tabs with Doctor Doom on occasion. The leader of Latveria understood the value of having Namor at his side which is why he helped rebuilt Atlantis at one occasion. Still, the relationship is rather cold at the moment due to Namor siding with Thanos first to deal with the incursions. Doom reinterated that "Doom is noone's second man".
  • The first group of heroes that Namor worked with was with Captain America and The Invaders. He may distrust humanity, but he'd be damned if he was going to let it be ruled by the Red Skull, HYDRA and other Nazis. Naturally, he was pleased to have another shot of kicking their asses. Cap remains one of the few heroes he respects to a degree.
  • Is more or less the ruler of Atlantis... provided a rival hadn't taken over behind his back. Yet, some people don't realize that his ability to breath air is a mutant ability his people don't have, making him Marvel's first mutant. He actually enjoys working with the X-Men as they have plenty of enemies to beat up.
  • Sue wasn't the first human he sought after. A policewoman named Betty Dean tried to force him out of New York when he tried to drown the city. She help convince him to leave the city be. It wasn't long until the two became close companions. Namor admitted he had feelings for her, but never got the chance to ask her out, even in her death. Elisa felt a bidding romance could have been possible, even with Namor's slow-aging rate compared to humans. It's a topic tries not to dwell too much in.
    • While he pushes back against most of the crew, he does like occasional member Emma Frost. The two joined the X-Men at around the same time and have similar turns of judgement such as when they teamed up with Norman Osborn. The Green Goblin hadn't forget the time when the two eventually betrayed him and left his version of the X-Men.
  • Considers King Triton to be nothing than a cheap imitator, even mocking his rule of Atlantica. He does consider the merfolk as a capable fighter as when the two would duke it out.
  • Scoffed at Percy Jackson's claim to the title 'God of Water' deeming the demigod unworthy of the title. Still, he is a bit wary of directly challenging Percy with Poseiden standing in the way as well as the various other deities who would be vying for the title with Percy's ousting.
  • Understands that the Gill-Man only wants to have his homeworld left alone. He even offered to help out when enemies more powerfully than the Gill-Man threatens his home. It helps that the Gill-Man has no interest in Atlantis.
  • Milas saw him as the legend of old, one who was willing to get rid of all humanity in order to protect his homeworld. Milas met up with Namor in the hopes of convincing him to permanently joining him. Unfortunately for him, Namor is fond of just enough humans to reject the notion of wiping them all out.
    • Rikuo is another fish person Namor has largely left alone. Namor recognizes him as one of the last of his kind and did not want to be the one to snuff out his species. Still, Namor is regarded as an unreliable asset at best and only as honorable as his rage can handle.
  • Is one of the most sexually active people in the Pantheon, with little regard to gender or species Namor stated he simply likes what he sees and is willing to fancy his interest. He is a popular choice among many of the more promiscuous members of the Pantheon.
  • "I have many names. My people call me a K'uk'ulkan... But my enemies call me Namor."

    Tom Lucitor 
Thomas Draconius Lucitor, God of Taming One's Anger (Boo, Master Tom, Thomas, Master Lucitor, Prince Lucitor, El Diablo, Purple Boy, Demon Boy)
  • Intermediate God (Greater God when motivated enough to go all-out)
  • Symbol: A fiery star inside a circle
  • Theme Song: Tom Freaks Out (when angry)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (formerly Neutral Evil, then True Neutral)
  • Portfolio: Became Less Anger-Prone with Time, Gradually Turned Good thanks to His Friendship with Marco, Mostly Abandoned his Psychotic Tendencies, Half-Demon Half-Mewman, Hid Some of His Monster Traits to be Accepted, Has Three Eyes, Hot as Hell, Chick Magnet, Real Men Wear Pink, Took a Level in Kindness
  • Domains: Demons, Anger, Fire
  • Heralds: His family, Brian (his anger coach), Mr. Candle (minion)
  • Allies: Star Butterfly, Glossaryck, Rachel Roth/Raven, Hellboy, Alucard Tepes, Sparda, South Park's Satan, Carrie White, Natsu Dragneel, Benson, Squidward Tentacles, Steven Universe, Kipo Oak, Corrin, Bayonetta, The Helltaker and Demon Girls
  • Enemies: Toffee of Septarsis, Mina Loveberry, Omnitraxus Prime and Rhombulus, Bill Cipher, Sauron, Lucemon, Mephisto, Dormammu, Trigon, The Lich
  • Uneasy Relationship: Hekapoo
  • Thomas "Tom" Draconius Lucitor was born to the royal demon family of the Lucitors, more specifically to the union between the male mewman, Dave and the female demon, Wrathmelior; though Tom grew up in a normal environment he grew up to inherit his father's anger issues which in addition to his nature as a demon filled with hundreds of souls and evil spirits inside his body, caused him to become erratic, violent and psychotic as time went on. He would start dating the princess of the Kingdom of Mewni, Star Butterfly, before they broke up due to her no longer standing his anger issues. Though he attempted to get back together with her through any means, even trying to bind their souls through a Blood Moon ritual, he would eventually give up on that when he bonded with Star's Earth friend, Marco Diaz, leading to him instead seeking out a genuine friendship with Marco. Later on, the two did get back together after Star defeated Toffee of Septarsis and stayed on Mewni to serve her duties as Queen; however because Star ultimately had stronger feelings for Marco Tom eventually broke up with her again for good. When the threat of Mina's enhanced warriors came he was absent from most of it due to ending up stranded in the Realm of Magic where he lost his memory and was temporarily corrupted by a dark magic force seeping inside. When the magic was destroyed Tom lost most of his magical powerset but still was able to reunite with Marco, Star and all their friends ready to live out new adventures in the now merged worlds of Mewni and Earth.
  • Tom was readily ascended after the magic destruction incident happened, he eventually found out that his magic was restored post-ascension and was sort of glad to have it back. He met back up with Star once ascended and was glad to hear that she and Marco were still together and most importantly, happy. Tom was quick to continue rekindling his friendship with Star after their disastrous love life and has even began seeking out some new friends through her own connections. He's also defended her decision to destroy magic, citing how she had no real choice besides that.
  • Has continued his enmity with Mina Loveberry in the Pantheon, given her presence in the place. Tom has remained wary of the possibility of the insane Solarian warrior regaining her army, even if for the time being she's the only threat still at large of her extremist side. Tom has also remained on guard against her cooperators, the Magic High Commission members Rhombulus and Omnitraxus Prime, both of whom were also very heavily responsible for Mina's near-victory. While Hekapoo has redeemed herself, Tom still finds her presence uneasy due to her once cooperating with the Commission and as such prefers to keep his distance from her, while not outright hating her.
    • He's also wary of Toffee of Septarsis, while they've never met personally Tom still heard from Star about how terrifying and monstrous Toffee could be and act like. While Toffee so far dismisses Tom as little more than a possible inconvenience for any future plans, he still has thought up ways to neutralize whatever threat he might pose to his plans directly or by helping Star. Tom also has taken to seeing that in spite of Toffee's seemingly well-intentioned motives, he's ultimately a selfish madman who doesn't cares about anyone but himself and his own self-gratification.
  • His issues with his anger and demoniac heritage earned him an ally in Rachel Roth/Raven, daughter of a human and the Demon Lord Trigon, who Tom noted has a resemblance to both his mother and the Monster King Globgor, Raven also has understood the issues Tom has with his anger and previous tendencies to lash out when things didn't go his way or when he felt too frustrated with things. Tom in return feels really sorry that she has to deal with a Superpowered Evil Side that is influenced by her worst emotions.
  • Tom is wary of evil demons, given that he has been trying to not be what others would expect a demon to be (cruel, angry, ambitious, etc.) anymore after having made friends and learnt to control his worst impulses. Among these villains stood out Bill Cipher, the dream demon has threatened the entire Multiverse for his amusement and may even have come close to threatening Tom's own Universe given that they all appear connected to one another. Bill once tried to see if he can get Tom to join him, but ultimately backed off and ruled that possibility out forever once he found out that Tom had truly changed and that he was never going back to being evil.
    • Other notable demons in the same position were Mephisto and Lucemon, in particular for the pain they've brought to countless living beings out of their own egotistical ambitions and penchant for sadism. While so far they've had little clashes they still view Tom in contempt and ridicule, seeing him as a rather weak opponent that poses no threat to them. Tom has been trying to think up ways to help out against them in any way he can
  • He might've not shown it at first, but Tom also struggled with not being seen as a disgusting monster by Mewmans, doing things such as hiding certain features of himself and even resorting to using his status as royalty to avoid that stigma by force. Due to this he has made some connections with deities that had to repress parts of themselves for the sake of fitting in or just being left alone such as Hellboy, who faced a lot of hatred and discrimination for being a demon and people assuming he was evil without any room for good. Hellboy himself feels glad to hear that Tom has gone on to live far more freely and without the need to keep repressing himself anymore, and Tom in returns was impressed to hear that Hellboy had fully become an Ascended Demon, which is one of Tom's life goals.
  • With his anger issues, Tom found some kindred souls and commonalities in deities such as Benson and Squidward Tentacles who all have anger issues of their own and tend to lash out at others. A deeper connection was made with Donald Duck, who also suffers from having extreme anger inclinations but is a good person and cares greatly for others, in addition Donald respected how Tom took measures to control his anger, even going to therapy, just like he did. Donald also pitied him a bit for having it even harder due to Tom being filled with thousands of small demons and evil souls that he at times barely keeps under control.
  • Tom's being hosts thousands of little souls and demons inside of him, meaning that stealing his soul or lifeforce is a complex and exhausting task that regardless can leave a lot of potential rewards for whoever does so, for this many soul-stealing deities have taken interest in successfully draining Tom's whole slew of souls if possible. One of these was Shao Khan, infamous for being great at stealing others' souls, Tom has remained wary of the warlord for this reason not wanting to empower him with his slew of souls.
  • Has become friends with Prince Zuko due to some similar issues with anger and control of fire, their status as princes only helped further. Tom has been rather glad to hear and see how Zuko developed as a person as a result of his uncle Iroh's positive influence and guidance, as well as learned to become stronger in his firebender abilities without the need for anger to be the basis of it. Tom has equally made allies with Zuko's friends and allies of his world, especially his Uncle Iroh, who has proven to be some good help in further taming down his anger-prone tendencies.
  • Has an Odd Friendship with South Park's Satan, who is a relatively nice version of Satan who has also worked throughout his own personality issues. It's been helped by how Tom's morality compass is somewhat close to Satan's one, and thanks to the aforementioned big red devil having standards and not being all that bad of a person once you get to know him. Amusingly enough, Satan became an Ascended Demon after his death at the hands of Manbearpig and ascension to Heaven which even Tom found extremely odd. Satan himself considers Tom a good friend and has occassionally invited him over to his temple to hang out and talk about themselves, which Tom has been very willing to do.
  • As a Half-Mewman Hybrid, Tom has found other commonalities and allies in the Pantheon in regards to being hybrids themselves. One of these allies was Steven Universe, who like Tom had to face issues regarding his dual nature as a human and gem on top of his budding personal issues such as anger and violence, Tom felt bad when he heard of Steven's breakdown and transformation into a rage-filled monster out of bottled issues but was equally glad when he heard that now Steven began to take steps to recover and take therapy to improve his mental health. Another one was Corrin, the half-dragon/half-human people who similarly to Star went through great pains to end a war.
  • While Tom is no stranger to employing anger as means of empowering attacks, he feels bad for deities who have become victims to their own emotions and the consequences of them mixing up with their powers. One of these deities was Carrie White, who suffered bullying and stigma for her withdrawn nature up until she finally snapped and went on a murderous spree out of resentment and hatred against all who ever tormented her and made her life hell. Tom has managed to become a good friend of her in spite of all that went down with herself and her life, even at times offering some counseling to ease up her issues up to this day.
  • On a more positive note about anger-fueled powers, he made a great ally in Natsu Dragneel. Tom was impressed by the sheer capacities of Natsu's abilities, though was intimidated by Natsu's ability to burn magic itself with sufficient levels of magic power. Natsu's familiar relationship to the evil Zeref was also another point of bonding for the two fire magicians. Similarly that Natsu and Tom both took levels in kindness from Character Development greatly helped making the two deities become allies and friends.
  • Due to how her parents ended up as a result of their Forbidden Love and general connections to Hell and demons, Bayonetta was an unusual ally for Tom. While Bayonetta's occasional sociopathy turned off Tom a bit, he eventually came around after having a chance to listen to her family's story and actually get to know her personally. Bayonetta herself was happy to hear that Tom's own family did not suffer because of their love, though she also came to pity how he had to hide his monster traits for the sake of general Mewman society's acceptance. She also came to be amused at how his once love interest, Star, had a pair of wings on her back not unlike herself when in flight.
  • Found himself intrigued by the Helltaker and his "harem" (not really) of demon girls that he made when he travelled to Hell. While Tom found his motives questionable and strange, he did eventually come to better understand them when he figured from the way he interacted with his so-called harem that he was satisfied with the friendships he made in the demon girls. Out of the "harem", he was actually puzzled by Azazel, who actually found herself becoming a Fallen Angel and a demon after a while of spending time with Helltaker, given that this is quite the opposite of what Tom usually seeks out, though at the least he's glad that she is taking it well, in spite of her denial about her obvious changes.

    King Triton 
King Triton, God of Concerned Anger (Red, Sea King, His Majesty)

Lesser Gods

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Baldi, God of Angry Item Tapping (Baldimore)
That's me!
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: 7 notebooks and a ruler.
  • Theme Song: Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
  • Alignment: True Neutral. Becomes Lawful Evil if you fail one of his questions.
  • Portfolio: Bald of Evil, Black Speech, Death Glare, Evil Teacher, Idiot Hair, Suddenly Shouting, Disguised Horror Story
  • Domains: School, Math, Punishment, Pursuing, Creepiness
  • Herald: Playtime (one of his school's students)
  • Allies: Agatha Trunchbull, Denzel Crocker, The Slenderman
  • Rival: Dr. Hax
  • Enemies: The Good-Aligned deities from House of School, The Literature Club, The Mann Co. Mercenaries, Erma Williams, Glitchy’s Mario
  • Respects: Mario, Tails
  • Baldi is a teacher who initially would look like a Cool Teacher, teaching math to his students and watching over them to see if they behave. That is, until someone gets one of his answers wrong, which prompts him to chase after the one who made the mistake and "correct them". Baldi's a bit of an oddball among the pantheon but to some people, he is utterly terrifying.
  • He entered one day, nothing about him looked out of the ordinary other than his low polygon appearance. Then he started handing some notebooks to some kids and asking them questions. Then one of them got to a question that was all gibberish but because they were still forced to answer, he wrote a random number in it. That didn't go well since then Baldi started going after the kid who got the question wrong and what happened to him wasn't pretty once Baldi caught up with him.
  • Baldi is considered borderline omniscient, he can hear every door in the pantheon and perfectly knows who opened it, so he has an easy time navigating around the pantheon. Unfortunately for his victims, that has proven to be a very scary ability, as he won't stop until you collect all his 7 notebooks and escape the House you are in. There were instances where if the victim didn't collect all 7 notebooks and exit the temple anyway, Baldi would still go after them until the deity either finishes collecting all notebooks or is caught by Baldi. And those who were caught by Baldi had stated that they had a horrible time with him.
  • One time he was in charge of giving a math class to the Mann Co. Mercs. It went smoothly until he asked the question that's impossible to answer, that's when the Soldier thought that answering it would be the correct choice but it only made Baldi angry at him and then proceed to smack the soldier with a ruler while everyone else fled. Baldi was later reported by Bowser Jr. (who had video proof) and sent to pantheon jail, last seen alongside Yoshi (who was serving time thanks to some mean tricksters accusing him of committing tax fraud).
    • After serving said sentence and trying to be a bit more patient, he was tasked with giving Mario some simple math lessons. However, due to Mario having a...weird day and actively trying to piss him off, things did not go as smoothly as they could have gone. At least the rampage stopped once Mario got 2 + 3 correctly.
      • It was later brought to his attention that the Mario he was in charge of tutoring was actually another version of the famous plumber, Glitchy’s Mario. As the original Mario was nicer than the other one, even if he didn’t get the messed up final problem right, Baldi decided to spare him, not feeling up for another chase.
    • After this dilemma with the two Marios, he was called in to try and tutor Erma and once again she failed the third unsolvable problem, leading him to try to hit her with his ruler...the key word being tried as Erma snatched the ruler and began smacking him. Deities who had suffered from his questions got a good laugh seeing the tables turned, and Baldi learned that some deities may be better off with other ways to improve their grade.
  • Some people had to call out Baldi for basically forcing his students into getting a question wrong, as if he deliberately vandalized the notebooks so he would be able to chase after the poor sod who decides to take his questions. Even the best of the best students can seem to decipher the third question of each notebook and other teachers are appalled at how he seemingly kills students for making a small mistake.
  • The Houses of Craft and Machinery and Technology decided to fix the broken questions in the "You Can Think Pad" but the code for each is completely broken, not helped by Baldi freaking out that someone stole his pads and tried to fix it because to him they are already perfect.
  • While he is looked down by other deities in the House of School, he is on better terms with both Denzel Crocker and Agatha Trunchbull, notable for being quite the nasty teachers themselves. Then there is also the fact that Baldi seems to respect Seymour Skinner for reminding him of the Principal of the Thing, even if Seymour doesn't return the sentiment.
  • Deities have compared Baldi's source game to that of the Doki Doki Literature Club! being both school settings that pretend to be something else and turning out to be another thing entirely. The girls have heard of Baldi and decided to avoid him but unfortunately they ran into him in a chance meeting in the house of school and Baldi greeted them as usual like he does other students. Then he handed them over his notebooks and they couldn't leave until they answered all the questions. At that point, Monika, feeling guilty for what she did in the past, decided to answer the broken questions and enable the other three to escape as a way to earn their forgiveness. What happened between her and Baldi is unknown but some say she managed to escape him and after that incident Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri have been much more tolerant and kind to Monika.
  • The strangest thing about Baldi is that he is allies with the Slenderman, possible for being an entity that stalks people who decide to go looking for seven elements scattered in a place just like Baldi does with his notebooks. This would imply that Baldi isn't even human at all, but he remains a mystery to everyone about what he truly is. The two even engaged in a rap battle.
  • It is said that the one that can rival Baldi in persistence is Dr. Hax since they won't stop until punishing those who have angered them. Hax on his part doesn't like Baldi very much, while he is no cheater (Unless you are one of those who think he vandalized the notebooks on purpose) he isn't a saint either and the fact that he seemingly goes after anyone who makes a very simple mistake is something he doesn't tolerate.
  • As Bowser discovered, destroying a notebook will still set off Baldi.
  • Out of every deity in the Pantheon, Tails is the only one so far who's been able to answer the unanswerable third question correctly.

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Carol, Goddess of Retaliation (Painwheel, Subject 0-84, Not Quite Condemned, Strashun)

SCP-096, The God of Not Liking Being Looked At (The Shy Guy)
The safest possible view of SCP-096
  • Lesser God, Greater God when enraged (Euclid by SCP standards)
  • Symbol: Himself, turned backwards so as not to face the viewer
  • Theme Music: Chase
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Having a morality system based on its face, Creepily Long Arms, Not wanting to have its face to be looked at, Humanoid Abomination, The Juggernaut, Lean and Mean, Will not stop until it kills anyone who looked at its face, To Serve Man, Volumetric Mouth
  • Domains: Faces, Skinniness, Rage, Rampages
  • Contained by: The SCP Foundation
  • Interests: Majora, Jack of Blades
  • Allies: None, he tries not to interact with anyone
  • Enemies: Anyone who sees his face. More specifically? Excalibur, Medusa, The Weeping Angels, SCP-173, SCP-682, Ghatanothoa
  • Feared by: Cappy
  • Unclear opinion: The Boos
  • During the containment breach that resulted in SCP-106 ascending to the Pantheon, it was discovered that two other SCPs had also broken out. One was SCP-035, and the other was SCP-096. The Foundation's first priority was to find 096, not wanting to know what would happen if someone looked at its face.
  • SCP-096 was soon discovered wandering in the House of Anger, but unfortunately, Excalibur got too up in 096's face. Thankfully, the Foundation managed to get the other gods out of there without them looking at 096's face, while Excalibur dealt with 096's wrath. In the end, 096 was unable to kill anyone, thanks to, and including Excalibur, and thus 096 made the ﺧ益ﺨ face instead. Unfortunately, 096 was endorsed by Nekron, who desires to use 096's rampages for his own ends, and SCP-096 stayed in the Anger House once the Foundation rebuilt its containment chamber.
  • The SCP Foundation has advised everyone not to take photographs or any pictures of SCP-096. Artistic renderings won't trigger SCP-096, but it's probably best not to do so. And no, SCP-173 with a picture of SCP-096 is absolutely forbidden as a means of terminating SCP-682 or anything dangerous. Repeated suggestions for this will be demoted to D-Class. They tried getting 096 to terminate 682, 096 was traumatized afterwards.
  • Basically the polar opposite of the Boos. Neither of them like having their face looked at, however the Boos are paralyzed in fear while SCP-096 will go berserk. And while the Boos attack those who aren't looking, 096 is peaceful when its face isn't seen. There was a test to see what would happen if the two came in contact; as the Boos closed their eyes at the exact time SCP-096 turned its face, they didn't count as being seen and the two were paralyzed. At least until someone else saw SCP-096's face and it went on a rampage.
  • No relationship with the Shy Guys from the Super Mario Bros. series. SCP-096 isn't even properly sentient, it's just that the two don't want their face to be seen. At least, one hopes there's no relation. Mario deities are advised to stay far away from 096.
  • As it goes berserk even if the picture only has four discolored pixels, the Foundation tried to get it to attack SCP-173(who can't move if something's looking at it). SCP-173 was too fast and snapped it's neck, 173 healed and the cycle went on for about five hours before it escaped its cell. The Weeping Angels tried to gang up on SCP-096 and it proved a bloody stalemate that led both sides traumatized, the Angels unable to feed on it's potential life energy and SCP-096 unable to break them in their quantum-locked state.
  • As whoever looks at Medusa's face is petrified, she tried to pacify SCP-096. At first, it actually seemed to work as before 096 could get at her it turned to stone. Then the statue of SCP-096 started to move again, except now it was made of rock, making it even harder to deal with. Woops.
  • Majora and Jack of Blades were interested in SCP-096, due to its status as The Juggernaut. They want it to serve as their Big Dumb Body. The SCP Foundation is completely against this happening. It's theorized that while Jack of Blades wouldn't prevent SCP-096 from going berserk because the eyes would still be visible, as Majora would cover the whole face so no-one could look at it. Majora might be able to pull a Hijacking Cthulhu, but this would probably be much worse.
  • The Grand United Alliance of Good made a deal with the SCP Foundation to have Cappy be put on SCP-096 as a way to permanently pacify 096. They could trust the hat ghost. Unfortunately the Shy Guy's...nature caused Cappy to be in great pain, unable to exert any control and powerless whenever SCP-096 goes on a rampage. He was too traumatized to go anywhere near SCP-096 or anything Foundation-related again.
  • Theoretically you could pacify SCP-096 by putting a paper bag on its head. Don't tell them about it, they'll feel like massive idiots for not thinking about that first.


Benson Dunwood, God of Visible Anger (Death Dragon, the Fifth Disc Master)

    Bill "D-FENS" Foster 
William "Bill" Foster, God of Snapping Out (D-FENS)

    Cranky Kong 
zzzzzzzzz-SNORT Huh?! Whazzat? Aw, dagnabbit!

Cranky Kong, the Grumpy Old God (The original Donkey Kong)

Huh? You still here? Beat it! And let this old ape get some sleep!

    Gordon Ramsay 
"Delicious. Finally, a good *bleeping* profile. Serve it, please!"

Gordon Ramsay, God of Angry Chefs
  • Demigod, but more than capable of throwing Greater Gods out of his Temple if they anger him
  • Symbol: A pitchfork flanked by the letters H and K, a Michelin Star, and/or a meat cleaver
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Lawful with his care of the food safety and kitchen health, absolutely apeshit Chaotic when it doesn't follow his standards)
  • Portfolio: Angry Chef, Jerkass Has a Point, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Laser-Guided Karma, Serious Business, Dropping all kinds of F Bombs, Expects others' cooking to ALWAYS be good
  • Domains: Cooking, Anger, Fire
  • Followers: The staff of Baratie, Chef Louis, Chef Skinner, Colette Tatou, Gene Jenkinson, The McDonald Brothers, Chef Vlad, Anatoly, Dieter Schwartz, Mel Sharples, Garrett Blackstock, Angus Cook, The Swedish Chef, Yev Kaseem/The Soup Nazi, Chef Sun Woo, Quasimodo, Gerome, The Lunch Lady Ghost, Chef Hatchet
  • Allies: All good-aligned Food and some Commerce deities, The Nostalgia Critic, The Angry Video Game Nerd, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Maes Hughes, Gamera, Benson Dunwood
  • Enemies: Anyone serving bad food like The Mafia of Cooks, Starjun, some evil-aligned Consumption deities, Sheldon J. Plankton, Asroc
  • Opposes: The very existence of the Hall of Flesh Eaters, Donkey Kong, The Investigation Team
  • Disappointed by: Tomoe Gozen
  • For the longest time, Gordon Ramsay has been around the Trope Pantheons ever since the House of Food was first established as the God of Perfectionist Cooking. One day, he took a good look at his title and found that it's kind of non-indicative; sure, he expects a lot out of other chefs but all he wanted for them is to be the best they can be. He decided to rectify this by bringing his case to the Court of the Gods.
    • The Judges decided to give him a fitting trope: Angry Chef. Why? He infamously loses it in Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares quite often, which add to his already existing fame. Mr. Ramsay found it fitting for him and accepted said trope, becoming one of the heads of the House of Food once again.
  • The House of Food has been a lot louder since his ascension and reascension. He still keeps his tone very civil and tranquil around customers and children. Nevertheless, many chefs there look up to Ramsay, valuing his knowledge and work ethic. He also has several allies in the House of Commerce due to his business savvy and well known cooking empire.
    • He is also responsible for enforcing a code of cleanliness in the kitchen. Anyone that allows their cooking station to go uncleaned for any longer than the standard dinner service gets his full fury.
  • He has declared that anyone who even thinks of serving raw food should be thrown out of the kitchen (and has done it several times already). Upon his ascension, he realized that some Gods prefer raw food and has modified his menu to reflect this, but anyone who attempts to serve raw food to customers that didn't order it gets a tirade of expletives at a minimum.
    • Obviously enough, badly-skilled cooks grinds his gears so much so he opposed the Mafia of Cooks and Plankton for making food so bad it drove away customers. They both are trying to find a way to get their food onto the main menu though chances are that won't be happening under his watch. Starjun seeks to take over the House of Food for himself, but Ramsay makes sure he stays in his assigned post and nothing beyond that. There are some evil-aligned Hall of Consumption deities Ramsay had a bad footing with and he greatly opposed the very idea of the Hall of Flesh Eaters; calling it, "an unfathomable and horrid mess that I refuse to ever set foot," though he admits a few deities there are not all bad.
    • He calls Chie, Yukiko, and Rise of the Investigation Team "very big disappointments" when it comes to Mystery Food X which he personally calls, "a pile of donkey *bleep* that makes raw meat look delicious". They did try to improve under his guidance but so far minimal progress has been made, much to his chagrin.
      Ramsay: How the *bleep* can you let this slip by, huh?
      Naoto: I don't know! It's a miracle that I'm still friends with them.
    • He considers Tomoe Gozen as another disappointment due to a certain incident involving an attempt to something at "cook 10 minutes over high fire" when the direction written was "cook 20 minutes over low fire". While she handled his tirade calmly, that facade completely broke the moment he threatened to call in someone else to straighten her out (his imitation of a sparrow chirping was overkill).
      Gordon: Oh my god... like Persona, like user eh? You call yourself a housewife, huh? Would you like me to call HER over?
      Tomoe: [visibly shaking] That will be unnecessary, sir.
  • Some consider him to be a God of Emotion as well due to his constant outbursts. He maintains that he is a chef and his anger is a tool to make his fellow chefs learn from their mistakes. He did got so mad once, he swore for a whole day, causing even Cartman to listen in stunned silence.
    • This gave him Odd Friendships in the Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic since the three often swear a lot. Surprisingly, the two don't lose it in front of Ramsay that much; in fact they respect him and like his food. Of course, when they start to bicker, Ramsay had to kick them out for a while to prevent another ruckus.
    • When pissed, he usually calls those around him "donkeys" or "doughnuts". He had to bite his tongue when he said that to Donkey Kong for many reasons. First, Donkey Kong laughed at his face. Second? The ape had a barrel ready to be thrown at the House of Food. Of course, this still led to the ape being thrown out. This is Gordon Ramsay we're talking about.
    • Benson is someone Ramsay can relate to due to getting pissed at their employees a lot and their anger towards them shows. Ramsay often tell Benson to not lose himself when giving his employees a yelling, especially after hearing that as a child, Benson never wanted to yell at first.
  • Has been known to stay his temper around children and amateur Chefs, but his reputation still intimidates them. That legendary temper got put to the test the day he met up with the Cutie Mark Crusaders coming into his Temple screaming, "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MASTER CHEFS! YAY!!!" What happened next is between him, the CMC and the other Equestrian Gods.
    The CMC: We're sorry, Mr. Ramsay.
    Gordon: ...That's okay, kids. Uh... let's forget about this, alright?
    • He is surprised that a giant creature like Gamera can be friendly to kids. They've been allies since and Gamera is willing to be Ramsay's muscle should the head chef face a very powerful enemy.
  • Was nearly beaten up by Charlotte LaBouff after she believed he was hurting Tiana's feelings, when he was actually commending Tiana for her diligence and determination. They are on better terms now (thanks in no small part to Tiana's gumbo).
  • Is not afraid to admit that he loves his mum, even curbing his swearing in front of her. He heard that even Kurei also behaved around his mother, though that didn't stop Ramsay from opposing him and his violent ways.
  • Ramsay and Asroc don't really get along even if the latter is a great chef (with a specialty in sweets). While Ramsay is a Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Asroc is just a jerk period, even setting aside his murderous hatred against normal humans. At the very least, he can agree with the notion that Mystery Food X is an atrocity to the culinary arts.
  • Has welcomed the KiraKira PreCures and congratulated them when the KiraPatisserie opened in the Pantheons. He finds their desserts to be exqusitely delicious, unlike a certain baking company...
  • Was featured in a rap battle against Julia Child. Nobody knows who won. Though he himself implied that he won.
  • Apparently, he acts the same way whenever he's the boss of something besides cooking. When a mortal studio wanted to make a video game based on him and Diner Dash, Ramsay himself made sure that they followed "exactly" what he wanted it to be like. Needless to say, he gave the House of Gaming quite the scare.
  • He got on Hot Ones after a lot of people were pestering him about appearing in an episode. He came in prepared... and refuses to have an experience like that ever again. That doesn't stop him from serving spicy chicken wings, since he knows there's a demand for it in the Pantheons.
  • "Raw, raw, raw! Get out of my kitchen!"
  • Also one of the Guards of the House of Food.

Scrappy-Doo, Patron Saint of Fan-Hated Characters and Being Provoked into Fighting (Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!)

    Squidward Tentacles 
Squidward Quincy Tentacles, God of Cranky Neighbors (Big Nose, Squidzzy, Squidward Tennisballs, Squidward Tentpoles, Squidward Tortellini, Captain Magma, Sour Note, The Fallen Friend)
  • Demigod (Intermediate as Sour Note)
  • Symbol: His clarinet
  • Theme Songs: Comic Walk, I'm Not a Loser
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Butt-Monkey, Enraged by Idiocy, The Eeyore, Bad At The Clarinet, Jerks With A Soft Spot (Sometimes), Perpetual Frowner, Small Name, Big Ego, Occasional Breaths Of Release, Hidden Depths, Deadpan Snarker, Born Unlucky, Octopi Squids, Lethal Fry Chef
  • Domains: Sea Life, Grumpiness, Cynicism, Pride, Music
  • High Priest: Mr Wilson
  • Followers: Gaylord Robinson, Mr Curry, Fred Mertz
  • Allies: Ned Flanders, Donald Duck, Al Bundy, Grumpy Bear, Ood Sigma, Benson, Ika Musume, Anne Hanakoizumi, Jigglypuff, Kotome Ichinose...and Viral, apparently
  • Enemies: Plankton (sometimes), Princess Morbucks, Eliza and Neil Reagen, Excalibur, Gladstone Gander
  • Opposes: SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star, Dennis the Menace, Bart and Homer Simpson, Billy
  • Opposed by: The Houses of Craft and Music, Bob Belcher
  • Fears: The House of Ghosts, the Kraken, Cthulhu, Yagyuu
  • Under the sea, lies the snooty, well-cultured octopus Squidward Tentacles. For a while, life seemed to be going good for him until a pineapple fell out of the sky and next to his house. There, SpongeBob SquarePants would call home and become his new neighbor. Combined with his other neighbor being Patrick Star, he'd developed a consistent annoyance-induced migraine and become the epitome of a Cranky Neighbor. Now, he must have to deal with them as gods in the pantheon. He was very grateful to learn that he wasn't in the same house as SpongeBob or Patrick and thus could take a break from being their neighbors. Still, though he'd rarely admit it, part of him misses the chaos -- the ''fun'' -- they'd bring to his life.
  • Despite the name, Squidward is technically an octopus instead of a squid. It's unclear why he only has six tentacles instead of eight, but being Squidward he probably lost them at one point. Also, in spite of being a cephalopod he is still terrified of the Kraken and Cthulhu like almost anyone. Squidward's closer to the octopoid-looking Ood Sigma though, as with Ika Musume due to also being a Butt-Monkey. Though he hasn't any interest in Octodad or Blooper, he does have some respect for them being fellow cephalopods.
  • Is known to get cranky due to annoying, childish or outrageous behavior, which has gotten him a number of friends in the pantheon. He's happy to invite Ned Flanders over as he also has to deal with Homer Simpson annoying him, and Benson for dealing with his employers. He's found Donald Duck to be a great friend, as they both are driven mad by the chaos around them and just want a normal, lucky life. He's chosen to avoid the House of Fire and Electricity; at one point he got electrocuted and had a complete revamp in personality, out-doing SpongeBob in sheer cheerfulness. Even without the "shock therapy", a little of SpongeBob has still rubbed on him.
  • Finally discovered someone more annoying and stupid than Patrick Star in the form of Billy. He's also found Bart and Dennis' pranks exceedingly frustrating.
  • For a while, Squidward proudly proclaimed he wasn't afraid of ghosts. After an encounter with the Flying Dutchman, he's completely reconsidered and is now terrified of the House of Ghosts. He's also scared at Yagyuu due to her being able to summon a giant squid and enjoying calamari. Even though she said she doesn't eat sentient octopi, attitudes under the sea lead him to have his doubts. Considered the Inklings to be vulgar in their use of ink, however was quickly informed that their ink doesn't work the same way it does for him. Awkward laughing from Squidward followed.
  • Strange as it may seem, Squidward was a Beastman helping work with Viral. He's still happy to be in employment by Viral since he's better than Mr Krabs.
  • Is considered by most of the pantheon to be one of the worst clarinet players out there. At best, he's mediocore. However his dour attitude often results in him playing it really poorly. Rejected by the House of Music, he was kicking the trash can nearby until he ended up encountering Jigglypuff and Kotome Ichinose, who quickly got where he was coming from; Jigglypuff was sick of people falling asleep at her music, and Kotome at people hating her music. The three have teamed up together in a band to show the House of Music up.
  • While a decent cook for fancy and high-cultured meals, he can't fry cook for his life. Mainly because he can't give a damn about it. Still, this failure of cooking leads him to understand where Tae Shimura is coming from. Bob Belcher was completely offended to see what his take of burgers were. The House of Craft is sick of him sending them his art. He's not actually bad, but the fact he constantly makes pics of his ugly mug comes off as really vain. Still, he seems better off ugly looking than when some Magic Plastic Surgery made him too irresistible and popular for his tastes.
  • Squidward is one of the biggest Butt Monkeys in the pantheon, often getting into funny injuries or other chaos. Sometimes he's an Asshole Victim, sometimes he's just a Chew Toy. This bad luck has led him to sympathize with Al Bundy and Anne Hanakoizumi, who have teamed up to prevent their respective poor luck. As much as he hates his job at the Krusty Krab, he ended up homeless the last time he left. Him and Mr Krabs also have a relationship going on.
  • Hates smarmy, rich successful folks: they remind his of his hated rival, Squilliam Fancyson. The only people he hates more than them is smarmy, rich Born Lucky folk like Gladstone Gander. Squidward believed he knew how aggravating someone could get after years of living next to SpongeBob and Patrick. However, he'd end up meeting Excalibur, who was so annoying he begged to go back to his neighbors again.
  • Sometimes visits the House of Costumes whenever a more serious threat comes up; his two superhero costumes are there. The first is Captain Magma, who thanks to some training can properly aim lava at villains. His other, original alter-ego is Sour Note; in that form he's capable of playing powerfully loud music to fight evil. He's unable to hold onto either, which frustrates him quite a bit. Once had a change of heart and decided to try and save Christmas in Bikini Bottom, feeling bad for SpongeBob. Since then, he's earned Santa's respect.
  • Not sure what to think about his dabbing getting really popular. He also would like to point out that no, there's no lost episode where he committed suicide.
  • Squidward is seen visiting the House of Life and Death with flowers, to mourn "my hopes and dreams."


    Nicky Cavella 
Nicholas "Nicky" Cavella, God of Literally Pissing People Off
  • Quasideity
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Ax-Crazy, Hate Sink, Snivelling Coward Behind A Tough Guy Facade, Excrement Statement, Eviler than Thou Deconstructed, Suicidally Stupid Sadism, I Am a Humanitarian, Smug Snake (Was Initially A No-Nonsense Nemesis), Faux Affably Evil, Bad Boss, Killed His Parents And Sister As A Child, Utterly Evil Even By Punisher Villain Standards
  • Domains: Depravity, Organized Crime, Aggression, Cowardice, Intimidation
  • Allies: Ethan Roark Junior, Wyald, Gregor Clegane, Wild Hunt, Prime Minister Honest, the 456 Ambassador, Cioccolata, Kevin, Junko Enoshima
  • On speaking terms with: Black Manta, Diavolo
  • Enemies: FRANK CASTLE, Night Raid, Jason Todd, Leonard Snart, The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Bucciarati's Gang, Vito Corleone, Al Capone, Juzo Sakakura, Bruce Wayne/Batman, John Hartigan, Marv, Matt Murdock
  • Opposes: Ragyo Kiryuin
  • Opposed by: The whole House of Family and Relatives (except Scar), most of the Houses of Law and Justice, Crime and Transgressions and most figures in organized crimes like Wilson Fisk, Walder Frey
  • Nicholas Cavella, preferring to go by Nicky, was the son of a respected mafia leader. Usurping his family, he built a reputation by being the most vicious, ruthless mafioso possible. One of his worst crimes being feeding an obstinate Chinese gangster his own son. In order to destabilize the Punisher, he filmed himself urinating on the corpses of his loved ones to piss him off beyond belief. It worked, just not in how he wanted. Instead of shaking him off his square, Nicky's act of desecrating the remains of Castle's family backfired tremendously by pushing the Punisher into a state of pure Tranquil Fury, targeting the entire criminal underworld before getting to the mobsters around Cavella, many of whom abandoned him after seeing him act like a coward in the face of danger. Castle then made it clear that even though It's Personal, he has not shaken him at all, the ultimate gut punch to Nicky's pride...before literally shooting his guts out and leaving him for dead. Upon his ascension Nicky was utterly terrified that the Punisher was also there. And that it wasn't just the Punisher, but the Punisher from the Earth-616 universe, where superpowered beings exist. He really doesn't want to tackle the mainstream Marvel universe yet.
  • He tries to come off as an affable gang member to his cohorts, but it's a barely maintained veneer. The real Nicky is a depraved psychopath who thinks that he's The Dreaded, when in reality other gang members steer clear of him because he's repulsive. And beneath his Ax-Crazy personality, he's an utter coward who dies an Undignified Death. Most of the House of Crime and Transgressions has contempt for his depraved, sniveling ways, regarding him as only useful for the dirtiest of dirty work. Giorno Giovanna and Bruno Bucciarati despise Nicky for representing the worst of organized crime, something Ren Amamiya and Makoto Niijima perfectly concur with especially given his disgusting tactics. This has led to an alliance between the Phantom Thieves of Hearts and Bucciarati's Gang specifically targeting Nicky's operations within the House. Despite their villainous ways, Vito Corleone and Al Capone think he gives crime a really bad name. Due to his similar appearance to Andy Garcia, Vito was ashamed to see such a scumbag look like his illegitimate grandson Vincent Macini. Capone noticed he looked like George Stone, and didn't like it.
  • Has been a psycho since a young age, conspiring with his aunt to kill his immediate family as a kid and acting innocent afterwards while blaming it on his uncle, which enabled him to take over the family's operations. For this he has been permanently banned from the House of Family and Relatives, leading him to curse his relatives, the world and God Himself. The only person in that House he comes close to getting along with is Scar, since he murdered his brother and tried to kill his nephew in order to get the throne. And yet, even he can't stand Ragyo Kiryuin, mainly due to how she molested her daughters. This has nothing to do with his non-existent standards; mind you, he's about as depraved as her. It just reminds him of how his aforementioned aunt would routinely force herself on him. Which may also have to do with why he's secretly bisexual, but don't talk to him about that part. He really doesn't like it and will kill anyone who says a word of it.
  • Has found it hard to find people to serve him due to his needlessly sadistic acts and alienating tendency to treat his men as expendable. Much like how he begrudges Ragyo's molesting ways despite being no better than she is based solely on personal experience, Walder Frey may be as much of a scumbag as Nicky but doesn't like how he cooked his enemies their kid since it happened to him. Most of the time he has to rely on aligning beside or behind those as or more psychotic than himself. Fortunately for him, the Pantheon has no shortage of beings as inhumanly despicable as him who are perfectly fine with his practices and see him as useful.
    • Junko Enoshima showed interest upon his ascension and had her cohorts, the Wild Hunt, capture him at once for 'recalibration'. After hearing him boast about his depraved actions, the Despairs offered him a spot in their organization instead, rendering him in charge of handling prisoners and captives. Nicky's favored tactic in this endeavor, of course, is literally defecating and urinating at his tied-up victims; The Sniper has commented that he thinks this is sloppy and petty, not that Nicky bothers responding. Both Black Manta and Diavolo sometimes make deals and drug shipments through Nicky, and he was more than willing to find kids to give to the 456 Ambassador. Cioccolata in particular loved temporarily working with him since he could be as sadistic as he wanted. Kevin, who reminded him of his silent but deadly minion Ink, was particularly interested in his cannibalistic tendencies, working as a cleaner as long as he was paid in prostitutes to eat and supposedly take their souls before Castle killed him and torched his temple. The Wild Hunt as well as Wyald occasionally help Nicky with his dirty work on all these ventures, and Prime Minister Honest approves of his depravity.