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    Don Thousand 
Don Thousand, God of Evil Chaos (The Evil God, Don 1000, Donny, Don K, DT, Perfect Thousand)
Don Thousand's True Form 
  • Overdeity (Greater God in his sealed form)
  • Symbol: The Barian Emblem
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Literal God Of Evil Chaos, Evil(er) Counterpart, Large and in Charge, Corruption of others through hatred and amnesia, Evil Mentor, He Who Must Not Be Seen (until the climax, that is), Greater-Scope Villain, Typical Yu-Gi-Oh! final boss power, There Is No Kill Like Overkill, Yin-Yang Bomb, Magic Poker Equation
  • Domains: Chaos, Evil, Space, Corruption, Power, Darkness, Light
  • High Priest: Vaatu, Spirit of Chaos and Darkness
  • Followers: Cthon, KAOS, The Chaos Kin
  • Allies: Number 96: Black Mist, The Trollkaiger (Especially Bernkastel and Yuuki Terumi), Vanitas, Melkor, Dharkon
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The Chaos Gods
  • Rivals: Lucifer, Zorc Necrophades
  • Enemies:
  • Opposed by: Nasch, Vector, the House of Gaming
  • A God of Chaos and Anthropomorphic Personification of Astral World's Chaos after it was discarded to die, only to become a thriving world known as Barian. Don Thousand seeks vengeance against Astral World and all forms of Law for trying to destroy him and Barian World when it refused to die no matter the cost. Fusing Barian World with other realms, destroying everything in his way, brainwashing any who can help him further his goal, and even manipulating a situation so a person will end up on his side anyways. The Barian Emperors were his chosen champions, but all turned against him. He was defeated after absorbing all but one of his champions by his enemies Yuma Tsukumo, Astral, Kaito, and Nasch, but had ensured Nasch would fulfill his goal anyways. Despite this he had made sure to sneak a part of himself into Vector even should he be revived, using Vector's ascension into the pantheon as a chance to ascend himself.
  • Don Thousand is bitter enemies with Eliphas, his counterpart and a source of part of his chaos. This feeling is mutual. The same for Astral, who with the full power of the 100 Numbers was stalemated by Don Thousands dueling skills and lost half of them in the past. He a part of Astral that contains his chaos Number 96: Black Mist as a minion, but Number 96 often ignores his calls to serve him. Don Thousand knows Black Mist is only using him until Number 96 can overthrow him, which amuses Don Thousand with his arrogance. He gets along well with Vanitas a fellow ally of Black Mist, due to being the embodiment of the negative side of an individual. Though Don is one on a far grander scale.
  • As Eliphas embodies the extremes of order, Don Thousand embodies the extremes of chaos. Chaos itself is not a malign force in his series as it's the source of life and helps with development, but he doesn't understand or care that there needs to be order. Eliphas might be a Knight Templar, but Don Thousand is a lot worse. He represents the evils of chaos just as Yaldabaoth represents the evils of order. As such, they are diametrically opposed to one another.
  • Similar to the Chaos Gods in embodying chaos, but twisting it into something evil due to being an extreme. In both series Both Order and Chaos Are Dangerous, but Chaos is generally seen as worse. Though while his verse is relatively optimistic, the 41st millennium is a miserable place which contributes to the Chaos Gods' evil. Though there is mutual understanding because of their nature, the more...unpredictable nature of the Chaos Gods and his own ambitions makes any alliance they have tenuous. Also, chaos in Zexal is able to be better than law than in Warhammer as life in Don Thousand's series can exist without order, but not without chaos.
  • Those who have suffered manipulation via brainwashing, corruption, and other such means have made him their personal enemies, with the last of Sora, Sartorius, Terra, Aqua, and Ventus seeing him as a poisonous existence that only brings suffering. Worse yet he is not just an embodiment of darkness, but light too. Though he prefers to manifest in his lesser form to hide his true divine appearance. Korra meanwhile sees him as the third coming of Vaatu, knowing his victory against Astral World would be worse for everyone else with no one to oppose him.
  • He shares a similar status in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe as Zorc Necrophades; malevolent god-monsters behind the evil of the series, corrupting others. While they share a similar dark aura, they differ in other ways. Zorc wishes to destroy the world and is Made of Evil, but Don Thousand wants the Earth to exist to merge with the Barian World and is more of a chaos extremist than destroyer. Thus, they are rivals instead of allies.
  • Lucifer and the forces of Chaos are not his allies however, as Lucifer knows that Don Thousand betrays and absorbs all those he can in their moment of weakness to make himself more powerful. Don plans to be the only one standing when he obtains his victory and Chaos refuses to allow such a self-destructive chaos that benefits no one to reign. That being said, they both tend to embody chaos in its extreme, it's just that Lucifer's the more reasonable lord of Chaos.
    • Both agree that YHVH is one of their primary enemies, however, being an extreme Mad God of Law which equates to order in Don Thousand's mind.
  • His former puppet Vector loathes him both for one upping him and for using him again to get into the pantheon. Though he has yet to exploit it Don has made it clear he can force Vector to serve him, unlike Nasch.
  • The House of Gaming dislikes him due to his cards being ridiculously overpowered, which can be detailed here. His strongest monster, Numeronius Numeronia, has 100,000 attack and defense pointsnote  that resists destruction and forces the opponent to attack it(which is practically suicide) or they'll lose the duel. Since Dartz is an enemy of his due to his own experience with brainwashing, he's able to challenge him with an equally broken deck.

    Galeem and Dharkon 
Galeem and Dharkon, Dueling Deities of Order vs. Chaos (Galeem: Kiira, The Lord of Light, The Ultimate Enemy; Dharkon: Darz, The Embodiment of Chaos and Darkness)
  • Overdeities
  • Symbol: Their respective cores: A ball of light (Galeem) and a purple eye (Dharkon)
  • Theme Song: Galeem and Dharkon respectively. Galeem/Dharkon and Lifelight (Both)
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil (Galeem) and Chaotic Evil (Dharkon)
  • Portfolio: Big-Bad Ensemble, Sworn Enemies with each other, Attack Its Weak Point, Eldritch Abomination, Evil vs. Evil, Unable to cooperate in order to take down the Smash Fighters, Satanic Archetype
  • Domains: Order and Chaos, Creation and Destruction, Light and Darkness, Conflict, Crisis, Spirits
  • Underlings:
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Havik and Hotaru (One sided on their part), The Sleeper
  • Enemies: Cosmos, Melkor, Lucifer, Lord Chaos, Grand United Alliance of Machines, Beerus, The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Sora, Riku, Lord Fuse, the Demi-Fiend, The Divine Powers, Nanashi and Dagda, Flynn, Howard and Kreese, The EVA Pilots, The Monster Hunters
  • Opposed by: Thanos
  • Order and Chaos have always been two fundamental forces that have been at odds since the dawn of time and it all culminated in the arrival two powerful entities that nearly destroyed the whole pantheon. At first, it was reported that both Master Hand and Crazy Hand were missing, followed by an alarming number of deities, not only most of whom happened to be participants, assists, and/or spectators in the Super Smash Bros. Tournaments, but those even just related to them as well. Thankfully, they all eventually returned, but they had worried looks in their faces. Then, one particular day, a huge army of floating white hands were spotted, revealed to be several Master and Crazy Hand clones led by two unrecognizable creatures. That's when Galeem, the Lord of Light, and Dharkon, the Embodiment of Chaos and Darkness, engaged in a long drawn out war that forced several deities, even the GUAG and GUAE, to step in.
    • Despite having been powerful enough to instantly destroy Greater Gods (as Rosalina, Palutena, and Bayonetta can attest to) and Overdeities (as Mr. Game and Watch and even Tabuu learned as well), there are far more than enough of those in the Pantheon, as well as other Overdeities who can potentially match or even surpass Galeem and Dharkon, the two were eventually defeated and their cores captured in order to prevent them from doing more damage. It was later discovered that entities gained a foothold in the Pantheon and became deities in their own right; the problem was that they shared a temple and that enraged the two since they can hardly stand each other.
  • Galeem made a big impression in the Pantheon after it was revealed that he was the one responsible for imprisoning not all the fighters in the Super Smash Bros. universe, but also every single other denizen in it and turning them all into Spirits that would go to possess copies of the imprisoned fighters that it made and force the spirits to inhabit and fight in them. However, there was one he didn't manage to catch, that fighter being Kirby thanks to his Warp Star. He would later ended up freeing as many fighters and Spirits as he can, and directly taking to the fight to Galeem. That's when Dharkon entered the picture, taking over part of the World of Light and turning it into a World of Darkness, which the fighters forged through and continued freeing more fellows and Spirits. Later, after Dharkon was beaten back, it and Galeem were able to ge their acts together and started fightin each other in earnest in spite of the Smash Fighters also in the mix, which ultimately ended on both entities defeated, and all the Spirits released. Both entities heavily resent Kirby above all other fighters for foiling their plans and they have taken note to target him first in the future.
    • That said, there are a lot more deities in the Pantheon capable of escaping such an all-encompassing attack, so Galeem's taken a note of every single one of them as well.
    • However, Galeem's ultimate beam attack takes a lot of preparation and the sacrifice of his Master Hand army to pull it off. Not to mention that it has to catch every single target at once or else it would leave the light lord vulnerable and the added fact that he cannot risk doing it if an equally powerful entity is around (unless they are severely weakened). Both can however perform their universe-ending attack even without the Hands to absorb as long as they aren’t interrupted, which is why the Court of Gods decided to keep the cores of Galeem and Dharkon in the same temple, recreating the World of Light and the Dark Realm for each entity to reside in. Nevertheless, it's not 100% secure and both tend to get out of their temple but their rampage haven't been as severe as their first appearance.
  • Cosmos and Melkor were very alarmed once Galeem and Dharkon came. Melkor is quite fearful of the two, seeing as they annihilated almost anyone in their way. Cosmos is disturbed to discover how similar their dynamic is with her and Chaos. Both sides had a unanimous agreement to take shifts keeping watch over the two’s temple.
    • Meanwhile, Lucifer loathes the two as their actions go against his ideals and had the GUAC help take measures against them. The entire GUAM had built the security and surveillance systems for the two’s temple out of worry due to R.O.B. being captured as well, showing machines are just as vunerable to everyone else. On the other hand...
    • Instead of treating them with fear and caution like everyone else, YHVH and Nekron outright accepted and appreciated Galeem and Dharkon’s actions. YHVH sees Galeem as a fellow being of order while Nekron and Dharkon’s goals line up with each other. Both managed to get into contact with their intended ally and offered commanding positions for their own alliances. Both accepted much to the horror to those who found out and even though they prefer to stay around their domains and are more likely to take potshots at each other than actually engage in any Grand Alliance matters, Galeem and Dharkon are to know at least powerful allies await for them.
  • On the rare occassion, they can work together against a common foe. The reality is, their teamwork is so bad that they are more likely to kill each other first than actually deal with whoever tries to oppose them. One day while both were seeking to capture more deities and make them spirits, they both stumbled upon one another and decided to focus on the opposition that have come to send them back to their temples. However, while one was knocked down the other proceed to stab them in the back and it escalated into a fight that ultimately ended in both Dharkon and Galeem having a Mutual Kill, which almost made the witnessing deities burst out in laughter.
  • Each one have a series of "lieutenants" that are powerful enough to manifest in their respective realms instead of being relegated to being simple spirits. Galeem commands Master Hand and through him he also has the aid of Galleom (a warmonger stolen from Tabuu's army), Giga Bowser (A more feral and ruthless Bowser) and a Rathalos, the latter's presence immediately alarming the Monster Hunters and made them join the rest of the GUAG in opposing the light being. Dharkon on the hand commands Crazy Hand, has a dedicated realm for Ganon to roam free and has even allowed Dracula to have his castle as his own domain. He also convinced Marx to rejoin him when the latter ascended.
    • That said, both entities are very aware of the betrayal of the hands, being instrumental in allowing the Smash Fighters to reach both of them and defeat them at once. These particular Master and Crazy Hand are much stronger than the hundred of clones Galeem and Dharkon command and so they have been able to fend off the continous onslaught but fear the two alone won't be able to deter Galeem and Dharkon so they have asked the respective alliance they are acquiantanced with for help.
  • Lorien and John Sheridan are used to the Order vs. Chaos conflict, comparing the conflict of these two to the Vorlons and the Shadows. Galeem did try to "indoctrinate" Kosh to his side after finding out of his existance but the Vorlon refused, stating his race had good intentions which angered the Lord of Light. The Ambassador was lucky enough to escape his wrath because Dharkon interfered, otherwise he would have become another of Galeem's countless victims.
  • Galeem’s complete annihilation over the fighters has been compared to Thanos’ wiping of half the universe. Thanos would like to retort that at least kept the other half alive, not kill everyone in general. If it was for Death on the other hand he would have definitely done it but he hardly relates to Lord of Light. Others have compared the attack to Majin Buu's Human Extinction Attack, who also ended up killing the entire population of a planet sans a few survivors, but Galeem refuses to ally with a being of pure chaos like Majin Buu. That said, Dharkon fully welcomes the Majin with open arms as both share the desire to destroy.
  • Beerus is one of the people assigned to stop the two if they ever emerge from their temple. Despite it being easier said and done, it is one of the few times Beerus has to give a good percetage of effort as they are formidable opponents even by his standards. Doesn't help that both have allied with dangerous deities from his own universe like Zamasu or Majin Buu, making it a lot personal for the Destroyer Deity.
  • Fuse is absolutely afraid of them and is another reason why he stays far away from the pantheon at the moment. The Sleeper is a fellow Eldritch Abomination who can create copies of other people but is too aloof to both Galeem and Dharkon to become an ally. Likely its aloofness is because it has its own goals for the world, though adding on to that is the Sleeper is currently an infant and it's already busy with its own conflicts with the Heart of Darkness. Though it does not care for them at the moment, it does recognize the similarities and after maturing and breaking containment it will meet them as rivals one day.
  • Zamasu loves Galeem. According to the Kai, Galeem’s universe is a paradise, controlling those who dare defy the will of the gods and is the one of the few acceptable ways he would tolerate mortals. Never mind Galeem captured actual divine beings as well, Zamasu likes to say they all deserved it.
  • Xehanort and his Heartless incarnation are one of the few people Dharkon does not wish to destroy due to their association with darkness. Xehanort sees Galeem as a prime example of the quote-on-quote “Tyranny of Light” and is rooting for Dharkon to be the victor.
  • Kreese originally didn't care for Galeem and Dharkon, brushing them off as more Overdeities that the Pantheon make up mountains over molehills over... until he heard that one of the beings that turned into spirits are a Labrador Retriver and a Poodle (albeit a toy one). After that, he started avocating for their destruction, though is only able to talk smack about them as people fight the two. Howard joins him, but for a different reason. He thinks that Galeem, given his angelic appearance, is possibly out to judge him for... everything.
  • Many have compared Galeem to the angels for being a monstrous angelic entity. It was no surprise when it found common ground with Arael, which quickly put him in the EVA pilots' shitlist. Although unlike the angels they have faced before, they don't think they can take down Galeem unless they get help from GUAG.
  • On the other side, the wide array of Eldritch Abominations welcomed Dharkon to their ranks. The Lovecraftian beings consider him one of their own with only Azatoth being arguably stronger than him, the Old Gods and Shadow Monster are ecstatic that another powerful agent of darkness has arrived and the most welcoming of all the Eldritch Horrors was Shuma-Gorath. Apparently, besides the fight that they are both giant eyeball monsters (Size may vary for the latter), Shuma-Gorath believes that maybe Dharkon is an extension of him in a different universe.
  • While aware of the previous existance of Havik and Hotaru for a similarly named title, both care little for their debacle. Each are welcome to join their ranks if they want to.
  • Tabuu has very heavy resentment towards Galeem, not only because he was turned into a spirit by him, but also that he stole one of the more powerful assets of his army, that being Galleom, to serve as one of its liutenants. While not as bad as with Galeem, he doesn't thinks high of Dharkon either, since he was one of the many spirits that fell to the dark god's control after Galeem was forced to do his first retreat.
  • Can also be found at the Main House.

    Yaldabaoth (Persona
Yaldabaoth, God of Villainous Order (The Holy Grail, The Demiurge, God of Control, Conductor of the Conspiracy, Yaldy)
  • Overdeity
  • Symbol: The holy grail
  • Theme song: Jaldabaoth, Freedom and Security
  • Allignment: Pure Law.
  • Portfolio: The manifestation of human's desire for control, the size of a skyscraper, Posing as holy artifacts, Being killed by human desires, Rigging events in his favor while hiding as an ally, Healing with people's belief in him
  • Domains: Emotion, Sin, Light, Order, Villains
  • Allies: YHVH, lots of Celestial Paragons and Archangels, Nyarlathotep (Persona), Izanami (Persona), Malthael, High Councilor Kal-El, The Reaper, Charles zi Britannia
  • Enemies: Lucifer, the ENTIRE Grand United Alliance of Chaos, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts (especially Ren Amamiya and Morgana), Igor, Philemon, Goro Akechi (for being used by him in the grand scheme of things) The Steel Dragon Battle Group, King Arthur, Artoria, Egil, Androids 17 and 18, Yu Narukami, Emperor Calus, Oryx, The Immortal Emperor of Mankind, anyone not under Allies
  • Conflicting Opinions: Judge Dredd, Eiki Shiki, Malygos
  • Through humanity's desire to not face the world around them and to keep complete societal order, Yaldabaoth was born.
  • Ascended into the Pantheon through posing as Igor and guiding The Phantom through his journey. While he was found out, his position in the Pantheon stayed.
  • He once tried to merge the entire world with one built from humanities' Cognition to be prisoners of Social Order, creating the hellish Qliphoth/Mementos for their desire to be slaves.
    • Right now, despite him creating them, Mementos and the Metaverse Navigation app are being used by the Phantom Thieves of Hearts even now to change the Pantheon for the better one heart-theft at a time. And there's the rumors about it being usable to grant Personas as well, something he cannot stand for but ultimately cannot change.
  • While Yaldabaoth does have immense power, he is still just a holy grail. In most situations where he leaves Mementos he would be defeated, but he can create loopholes and eventually merge outside locations with it, as he did with the Velvet Room.
  • Immediately joined the Grand United Alliance of Law when he ascended, knowing that his goal is nearly identical to YHVH's, he got placed as second in command. Though he has declared that any that mistake him for YHVH's avatar Demiurge will be imprisoned in Mementos, no matter how much he acknowledges the confusion. Some other members however, have been at edge with the idea of him joining, since they think Yaldabaoth went too far to achieve his goals.
  • Some believe that (judging from the startup screen) Yaldabaoth knows about the existence of the Player, as he can eject them from playing if they refuse to "accept the game as fiction", and that he probably knows that the Player is the true individual responsible for stopping previous villains before and is therefore his biggest threat. And that by forcing the Player to acknowledge his reality, he's then able to "imprison" them into following his rules, as well as making them agree to reject the existence of the Phantom Thieves. Both (Insert Name Here) and the Commander find this disturbing.
    • If this is true, the existence of the Player may be part of what informs his philosophy. As video games are largely a form of escapism from everyday life, Yaldabaoth might see the Player as more focused on using gaming like a placebo to get through the day than on actually working to solve the issues in his/her own personal life or to better the outside world.
  • Has gotten along especially well with Malthael, as they both want to get rid of free will for a perfect lawful world. Though the means they go about this are different, both know that the other would strip chaos of the world and ensure that Law and Light are victorius for all eternity.
  • He earns the ire of those who have fought under the banner of the Steel Dragon Battle Group as his name was the same an an allied Shura God machine piloted by their friend Folka Albark, except this one was devoid of the spirit of good. Mostly, Sanger Zonvolt has claimed that if Yaldabaoth steps out of line, he'll introduce him to 'The Sword That Smites Gods' (and yes, there were some Godlike beings that got smitten).
  • Has teamed up with Izanami as they are both creations of humanity's desires through the collective unconsciousness. Their effectiveness in working together however, is mild at best.
  • King Arthur and Artoria have been on edge with Yaldabaoth when they found his true form to be a Holy Grail, it gives them bad memories of their previous adventures. Yaldabaoth has stated that he will happily summon the Beast Arthur has twice destroyed as a pet should he interfere in his plans.
  • Has often fought with Egil, piloting his Face Unit also called Yaldabaoth, due to his hatred for domineering deities.
  • Being former rebels both as normal and as artificial humans, Androids 17 and 18 finds Yaldy's philosophy entirely clueless.
  • Yu Narukami goes even further, arguing that the pressures of societal order above the truth are what drives ordinary humans to evil.
  • Both Calus and Oryx see the Demiurge's vision for order as ultimately pointless when the end draws ever closer, but for different reasons. For the Cabal Emperor, he accepts that everything will be destroyed one day and resolves to enjoy every bit of it through living a life of hedonism. He sees law as no different from the Light, the Darkness, the Nine, everything. The Taken King is out to usher in the end of everything, more specifically rendering everything to its final perfect shape where he and his Hive are the only ones remaining, all in the name of Sword Logic.

Greater Gods

    Death the Kid 
Death the Kid, God of Absolute (Symmetric) Order Obsession (Kid)
  • Theme Music: "Bang Bang Have a Nice Dream".
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Thompson Sisters in gun form, positioned symmetrically.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral initially. Now shifting between Lawful Good and Neutral Good.
  • Portfolio: Perfectionists Played for Laughs, Obsession On Symmetry, Hover Board Riders, Gunslinging With Two Guns, Holding Those Guns Upside Down, Asymmetric Hair, Grim Reapers.
  • Domains: Obsession, Philosophy, Combat, Death.
  • Hearlds: His Weapon partners, Elizabeth and Patricia Thompson
  • Allies: Miki Aono, Black Star (his partner-in-crime), Maka Albarn, Soul Eater Evans, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa, Crona, Revy, Coyote Starrk, Lord Death (his father.
  • Enemies: Kishin Ashura, Medusa Gorgon, anything asymmetric.
  • Opposes: Excalibur (Of course. (ﺧ益ﺨ) Disgusting...), Kaori Kanzaki (Her clothes aren't symmetrical), Milla Basset (Her bracelets and anklets aren't symmetrical), Nue Houjuu (Her wings aren't symmetrical), Esmeralda (need you ask?)
  • On being deified and granted a house, the very thing Death the Kid did was to renovate the house and ensuring that everything is in perfect symmetry. He is capable of analyzing whether something is symmetric or not, to the smallest detail.
  • Death the Kid appreciates anything that look symmetric, to the point of tolerating someone like Revy. However, that didn't extend to Roronoa Zoro, who excels in dual wielding swords, as he carries a lot of swords at once, they often make him look asymmetric.
  • Whenever he realized that he did something asymmetric or destroyed something of a perfect symmetry, he'd fell down to his knees and continue beating the ground, sobbing that he's a trash heap and hideous swine for his the asymmetrical act, so hopeless he could just die. It's hilarious, kinda.
    • Miki Aono has been telling him that it's okay to look a little off, asymmetric and still be perfect... Sometimes succeeding, sometimes Kid just didn't listen and continuing to drown in his BSOD. Though he does learn to appreciate her friendship.
  • Is rather miffed that amongst the Deaths residing in the House of Life and Death, his father is not counted amongst them. Some of these 'Deaths' disgust him.
    • He thought he heard his father within the Pantheon. When he went to investigate, he instead found it to be Coyote Starrk. After a brief misunderstanding, the two get along rather well nowadays, particularly in matters pertaining to handguns... whenever Kid isn't pointing out the asymmetricalness of his outfit.
    "If you just lost the eyepatch, it would be perfect!"
  • Is currently taking notes on the Pantheon's 'Boobie Trio', after realizing that he has to investigate a phenomenon he referred as 'The Madness of Boobs'.
    • Unexpectedly, his investigation led to the discovery that Paio, the 'founder' of the group turned out to be flat-chested. As he considered such odd one out to be 'completely unsymmetrical' for the group, even more so than the breast size differences of his guns Patty and Liz, Death the Kid eventually arranged it that she is to be booted from the group. However, he would recommend her to start out the inversion being a group of flat chested ladies. He hoped the new group would be symmetrical this time.
  • Was delighted to hear that his father, Lord Death ascended as the Greater God of Friendly Grim Reapers, leading to a touching reunion between father and son. Lord Death has also taken to help train his son now that he has fully ascended and expresses how proud he is of him.
  • He has been working on getting his partners, Elizabeth and Patricia Thompson asecended onto the Pantheon. While he has made some steps by making them his heralds, he proclaimed they deserved proper places here to be with their friends.
  • He once deduced that Jennifer Lawrence plus Chris Pratt equals big money, but he was proven wrong due to recent events.


Intermediate Gods

    CM Punk 
CM Punk, God of the Straight Edge (Phil Brooks, , The Voice of the Voiceless, The Straight Edge Savior, The Second City Saint, The Best in The World, CM Punkrock)
  • Theme Song: Cult of Personality and This Fire Burns.
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A bandaged arm with an X drawn across the back of the hand grabbing a lightning bolt, or a red six-pointed star of the Chicago flag
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with Chaotic Good tendencies
  • Portfolio: Smug Straight Edge Fundamentalist (sometimes), Lover of Competition (and of Women), Pipe Bombs, Habitual Line-Stepper, Jerk with a Heart of Gold.
  • Domain: Liberation, Healing, Weather, Competition.
  • Followers: Smarks, Recovering Addicts, Straightedge, The City of Chicago.
  • Allies: AJ Lee (his wife), Colt Cabana, Daniel Bryan, Cyclops, Dr. Tommy Oliver, Setsuna F. Seiei, AJ Styles
  • Rivals: John Cena (more like a Worthy Opponent), Rey Mysterio (more like a Friendly Enemy), The Undertaker, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Christian, The Wyatt Family, Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose
  • Worthy Opponent: Billy Kane
  • On speaking terms with: Mai Shiranui
  • Enemies
  • Seeks to replace one of the many wrestling gods, preferably Steve Austin; he's a noted drinker, which makes Punk "better than him!"
  • Also takes issue with Batman's claim that "Punk is nothing but death and ]]crime and the ]]rage of a ]]beast."]]
  • His only two addictions are fighting and Diet Pepsi. It is STRONGLY advised not to spill his Diet Pepsi unless you want to have your face caved in by his GTS or have your neck broken by the Anaconda Vice.
  • Has received many letters from members of the House of Love, eagerly requesting his presence. The many rumors surrounding his love life with many female wrestlers has made them quite intrigued to see what he can do.
    • Then it was revealed that he got engaged and later got married to AJ "who pushed him into a table" LEE of all people, shocking the whole pantheon in the process.
  • Whenever CM Punk has used a microphone, it is carefully taken care of by the bomb experts of the Pantheon. To say that his mic skills can cause some noise would be a great understatement.
  • In the mortal realms, he is worshipped by three cults: The Straight Edge Society, The New Nexus and The Voiceless. Both of the two first mentioned cults sees him as a divine and demanding king who must be served and obeyed at any cost, but while the SES believes that pledging your never-ending loyalty to Punk, shaving your head and living the Straight Edge life is enough to enter the Pantheon, the New Nexus believes that this path also has to be paved by self-torture. In recent time many followers has left both the SES and the New Nexus in order to join the Voiceless, a group who believes that CM Punk is a divine hero who is fighting for his worshippers as well as the people in the mortal realms who are held back by those who wish to silence them. He is also one of the preferred deities of the We Hate Cena Coalition, as they have anointed him as the most likely candidate to destroy John Cena.
  • Despite being the complete opposite of fellow god John Cena, Punk has admitted that he respects him enough, despite hating the idea that he was once billed as the world's greatest wrestler. In fact, it was due to their epic clash in Money in the Bank 2011 that cemented his seat in the Pantheon...not that he'll ever admit that last part.
  • For the record the "CM" in "CM Punk" can be anything you want it to be but officially it started as Chick Magnet.
  • Called out the Undertaker at Paul Bearer's tribute event... by interrupting the ceremony and replacing the image of Paul with that of his own. This ended badly as The Undertaker truly decimated him at the following Wrestlemania. He's backed away from the Deadman since.
  • Is currently seeking the ascension of his ally Bryan Danielson, aka Daniel Bryan. Was happy to find Bryan in the House of Quirks, chanting "YES! YES! YES!" when he arrived.
  • Is a self-proclaimed fan of superhero deities such as Wolverine, Captain America and Spider-Man. Also likes to shout "It's CLOBBERING TIME!!!" when he makes an entrance.
    • He recently met Cyclops, of all people, and they found themselves a "Cult of Personality".
  • Wasn't happy to find Rey Mysterio in the Pantheon for two reasons. First, was the reason that Rey is still partially mad over how Punk sang to his daughter at her birthday (and Punk got his ass kicked in the process at Wrestlemania 26). The second was how Rey shaved his hair bald during Punk's Straight-Edge Society's days. He has since apologized for his behavior.
    • And when he found that Jeff Hardy got to the Pantheon…let's just say that Punk being unhappy about the development would be a serious understatement.
      • Then he found out about Chris Jericho's ascension and EXPLODED with rage.
  • Doesn't see eye to eye with Christian, since unlike Christian, Punk doesn't go out every night, bitching and moaning, and bitching, and bitching (ad infinitum)…
  • Absolutely doesn't like the idea of both Hardy Brothers being "Broken" and would honestly like to give them a good slap across the head.
  • Many think he's against scantily clad women because one of the codes of straightedge is rejection of promiscuous sex. So they were surprised to discover that he and Mai Shiranui can actually hold a friendly conversation. The truth is he cares a lot more about the drugs and alcohol aspects of straightedge and actually really loves women, having had a string of relationships in the wrestling business before his wife. In fact it turns out he respects both the Honey Trap tactic involved and the dedication to her clan's discipline.

    Jerid Messa 
Jerid Messa, God of Following Orders Without Second Thoughts (Jerrid)
  • Allies: Eliza and Neil Reagan, Esdeath
  • Rival: Kamille Bidan
  • Not in Good Terms With: GUAE Mecha Cohort
  • Enemies: Char Aznable, Haman Karn, Shun Daimonji, Kaito Kumon/Kamen Rider Baron, Jimmy Hopkins, Kakashi Hatake, Reiji Arisu, Jaune Arc.
  • Opposes: Bask Om
  • For starters, Jerid Messa is your typical Titans member, being egotistical and overconfident person who disregards the lives of others who isn't a Titans member, ranging from bullying Kamille upon mocking his name for being girlish up to the moment he killed Kamille's mom with the excuse of "Just Following Orders", which in fact, it became the worst crimes he committed that sparks his intense rivalry with Kamille during his lifetime.
  • Upon his ascension, he tries to align himself with the Mecha Cohort for two reasons, he wanted to settle the score with Kamille again after knowing his presence in the pantheon as well as he wanted to instigate an Enemy Civil War within the Mecha Cohort in an effort to dethrone both Char and Haman out of the division so he can give a spot to his Titans teammates whenever they ascend in the future. However, he didn't succeed after Char had seen his plans from the beginning, prompting him to reevaluate his plans.
  • The Titans ace pilot seems to have a fond of spending time with the Reagan twins since they shared alot of common of being bullies towards the heroes. For some reason, Eliza gains a crush on him because she is wondering about Jerid`s familiar voice, which reminds her to her first crush and Candy's first love Anthony Brown.
  • Sometimes, he is seen having a training session with Esdeath after the female leader of the Jeagers noticed that they shared a similar philosophies which is the reason why she gives him the time to train with her in order to prepare for their next battle against their respective rivals in the future.
  • Most Bully Hunters in the pantheon were particularly hates his guts for obvious reasons. Jimmy Hopkins, Shun Daimonji and Kaito Kumon are among them, with Jimmy doesn't like his bullying tendencies, Shun just rubs him off since he reminded him of how he used to be before joining the Kamen Rider Club, and Kaito doesn't like him for being a part of a tyrannical elite group who uses Social Darwinist philosophy in a villainous way while he ironically calls him a weak person for following orders whatsoever.
  • Jerid is always at alarm everytime he's near Haman, because of the fact that the last time he was near her, she took off her earring and threw a bomb.
  • For many reasons, Jerid became enemies with the likes of Kakashi Hatake, Reiji Arisu, and Jaune Arc after he noticed that their voices were sounded similar to his own. Not to mention that the three of them doesn't like him considering his actions of being a bully who only follows orders even if its bad, considering how his group operates.
  • Opposes Bask Om with a passion as he is not very fond of his former superior's atrocities through gassing the colonies. Although he's also part of that said operation for following the orders without protesting it whatsoever, he sees this act to be very distasteful which is the reason why he aligned with Scirocco in the end.
  • Everytime he walks in the halls of the Pantheon, a crowd of people start playing this song because it's true.

Turles, God of Cultural Rebels (Tulles, Taurus)


Lesser Gods

    Anna Nishikinomiya 
Anna Nishikinomiya, Goddess of The Dangers of Political Correctness
  • Lesser Goddess, though she can jump to Intermediate when motivated or angered
  • Symbol: Her personalized neck band and bracelet. Alternatively, a bottle of her "Love Nectar"
  • Alignment: Lawful Good but can become Chaotic Neutral if Tanukichi Okuma is involved.
  • Portfolio: Obssessed with Okuma, Action Girl, All Women Are Lustful, Beware the Nice Ones, Boobs of Steel, Broken Ace, Charles Atlas Superpower, Clingy Jealous Girl, Cute and Psycho, Hopeless Suitor, The Immodest Orgasm, Large and in Charge, Lecherous Licking, Love Makes You Crazy, Sheltered Aristocrat, Statuesque Stunner, Weak to things related to Okuma, Yandere
  • Domains: Purity, Politics, Love, Obssession, Sex
  • Allies: Tanukichi Okuma, Ayame Kajou, Ikaruga, Makoto Niijima, Hinagiku Katsura, Cuuko, Satsuki Kiryuin, Misaki Ayuzawa
  • Rivals: Junko
  • Enemies: Judge Claude Frollo, Tsukuyomi, Evil Terrorists and Tyrants
  • Acquiantanced with: The GUAC Yandere Squad, Esdeath
  • Conflicting Opinions: Kotonoha Katsura
  • High Priests: Fluffy and Uranus
  • Anna Nishikinomiya is the perfect embodiment of the laws and values of the society she lives in, she is pure and good in almost every sense. However, that didn't last long, because of an Accidental Kiss with Tanukichi Okuma, Anna started to develop strong feeling for him and because of her sheltered upbringing, she became obssessed with him to the point of almost assaulting him numerous times. That and many reason involving the law that her parents created that outlawed the use of profanity and other lewd material is why she was given the position she holds in the pantheon.
  • Was glad to learn that Ayame was part of the pantheon and she mostly gave Anna a rundown of how the pantheon works. Nowadays she has come to understand that her love for Okuma wasn't as good as she thought and eventually stopped pursuing him. That said, some people are still wary about her considering what she did in the past, namely the events involving her cookies and her "Love Nectar".
  • Compared to other Yanderes, Anna isn't that bad but she nonetheless is terrifying for some. She has threatened other girls that have shown interest in Okuma but nothing bad ended up happening. But the pantheon authorities will recommend you that you should be careful when mentioning him in front of Anna.
  • For someone who look like a regular and peaceful student, Anna is surprisingly strong and agile and she could give some of the pantheon's best fighters a run for their money. And when it Okuma-kun is involved, she gets even stronger.
  • She was sought by the Yandere Squad considered her strong feelings for Okuma and how determined she was to be with him. Anna turned down their offer of joining them as she has stopped pursuing him and doesn't think that she should be allied with the GUAC, but nonetheless keeps a friendly relationship with the group.
    • That said, Kotonoha is one of the few members that has conflicting wiews on Anna, mostly given how she almost raped Okuma once but Anna has also told her that she considers those event an Old Shame of hers.
  • Given her role as her school's Student Council President, Anna wanted to be part of the House of School before she was assigned a title. Even considering her shaky track record, people like Makoto Niijima or Hinagiku Katsura who share similar positions welcome her with open arms.
    • Speaking of school representatives, the one that understands her situation is Ikaruga, who at times also failed to hold public decency and often ended being naked thanks to special circumstances.
  • Of all people that ended up on good terms with her, no one expected Esdeath to take an interest in Anna. She values her leadership and her strength, especially considering that she also is smitten by a boy who won't return her feelings. Anna appreacites the General's compliment, but prefers to just keep it casual with her as she heard very nasty things about Esdeath's employers. Ironic considering that Anna had a similar position like Esdeath.
  • Purity is one of the defining traits of Anna, before the Accidental Kiss that drove her to love Okuma. Even if some of things she did to try and win Okuma's affection were rather immoral, she personally believed that to be ok just because she was driven by pure love. As such, Anna was once considered a very strong candidate for Pure Is Not Good until Junko ended up taking it. They have a low key rivalry but otherwise don't much for the other.
  • Part of the House of Leadership have a hard time believing that Anna has changed her views for good, considering that she was pretty much The Dragon of her parents in spreading their ideologies, even if she personally believed them to be for the greater good.
  • Quickly noticed that Cuuko sounded somewhat similar and became friends instantly. Helps that they also obssessed with someone else and tried to forcefully win their affection, which ultimately failed for both.

    Havik and Hotaru 
Havik and Hotaru, Feuding Representatives of The Dangers Of Chaos And Order (Havik: The Cleric of Chaos)
Left, Havik; Right, Hotaru
  • Lesser Gods (Intermediate for Havik if in possession of Shinnok's amulet)
  • Symbols:
    • Havik: The Chaosrealm Kamidogu, Tainted With The Blood Code
    • Hotaru: The Orderrealm Kamidogu, Purged Of The Blood Code
  • Alignment:
  • Portfolios:
  • Domains:
    • Havik: Chaos, Blood Magik, Water.
    • Hotaru: Law and Order (no pun intended), Fanaticism.
  • Ascended Kombatants Corrupted Under The Blood Code (Havik only): Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Cassie Cage, Jacqui Briggs, Mileena, Raiden, Kuai Liang/Sub-Zero, Kotal Kahn
  • Herald: Shujinko (for both)
  • High Priests: Zephyr (for Havik) and F-8 (for Hotaru)
  • Potential Recruits: Avatar Korra, Kratos (for Havik), Black Orchid (for Hotaru)
  • Followers: Chaosrealm for Havik; Orderrealm for Hotaru
  • Allies
  • Opposes:
  • Opposed By:
  • Enemies: Each other.
    • Havik Only: The Cage Family, Jacqui Briggs, Mileena, Raiden (due to corrupting them all with the Blood Code), Takeda Takahashi (for maiming Scorpion), Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion (due to said maiming and Hanzo ripping his head off), Onaga (for wishing to bring his brand of order to the realms) Skarlet (for killing Reiko in order to gain Shinnok's amulet), Ermac (for attempting to use his souls to breaj through the Netherrealm's cosmic barriers), Quan Chi (for killing him in regards to said amulet), Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Kitana
    • Hotaru Only: Kenshi Takahashi, Kuai Liang/Sub-Zero (for opppsing Onaga), Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion (due to being allies to Kenshi and Sub-Zero and betraying Onaga), Cassie Cage, Jacqui Briggs, Kung Jin, Takeda Takahashi (for the crimes of their parents), Gill, Urien
  • In General:
    • Havik and Hotaru. The Cleric of Chaos and the Commander of the Seidan Guard. They both can't stand one another, and yet, they both found themselves having not only ascended to the Pantheon, but also they both share a title. Whether this was intentional or for the amusement of the other gods, one can't say.
    • Both men also met violent ends. For Havik, his dismembered head had been crushed into paste by Quan Chi. As it turned out, it had been Quan Chi who was the architect behind the Blood Code Incident during the 25-Year-Prophecy in an attempt to retrieve Shinnok's amulet, and Havik had been given the task to reclaim it for the Netherrealm. Havik was successful in his task, but decided to use it to invade the Netherrealm instead, backed by the aforementioned enslaved Kombatants (save for Sub-Zero). He was ultimately thwarted by Hanzo Hasashi, who ripped his head off and hand-delivered it to the Netherrealm.
    • Hotaru's demise came at the hands of Kuai Liang. Acting on orders of the Dragon King, Onaga, Hotaru was tasked to hunt down both Sub-Zero and Kenshi Takahashi, following their decimating several Tarkatan hordes that had failed to kill them. Hotaru had came across the pair and attempted to blind both men with a sneak attack. While he was successful with Sub-Zero, Kenshi was unaffected, as he was blind. Kenshi then proceeded to split Hotaru from groin to gullet.
    • It had been Khorne and Tzeentch who were being both Havik's ascension and resurrection. The Cleric of Chaos had been revived and told of his place among the Pantheon. Havik now sees the Pantheon as a new place to spread Chaos and anarchy. Then Khorne and Tzeentch told him that he is a co-deity with his most hated rival. To seal the deal, Tzeentch presents Havik with the Kamidogu of Chaosrealm, which contains the Blood Code.
    • For Hotaru, It had been Onaga, the Dragon King, who had successfully petitioned the ascension for his most loyal subordinate, the Seidan Guard Commander Hotaru. However, Hotaru has been dead since the Battle Of Armageddon. Onaga rectified that problem by reviving Hotaru himself, and telling him of his new status. Hotaru is humbled and swears his loyalty to Onaga once more. The downside is that he shares godhood with his most hated enemy. To counter Havik, Onaga presents him with the Orderrealm Kamidogu.
    • Both gods have immediately taken sides in the GUAC-GUAL War, Havik joining Lucifer, while Hotaru signing on with YHVH. While Hotaru is the more disciplined of the duo, Havik is very unpredictable.
    • Both Havik and Hotaru have been actively recruiting Avatar Korra to their respective sides, due to her facing both extremeties of Order (in the form of Kuvira, the master metalbender and military commander of the Earth Kingdom), and Chaos (in the form of Zaheer, the leader of the Red Lotus). Of course, the Avatar would much rather prefer it that they leave her alone, as she finds both men to be nuts.
  • Exclusive To Havik:
    • Havik is a Cleric of Chaos, his home being that of the Realm of Chaos. It is a place where chaos is practiced by its denziens as a religion. There is no form of government, and the Chaosrealmers hold absolute freedom and change in the highest of regards. Simply put, Chaosrealm is an anarchist's wet dream. They are at war with Seido, the Realm of Order, due to its vast reserves of water, of which Chaosrealmers also worship due to its formless nature.
    • Just how twisted are the Chaosrealmers? Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade provided a demonstration by cold-cocking two of Havik's followers, Johnny punching out a female Chaosrealmer, while it had been a male Chaosrealmer for Sonya. The former's response to Johnny: "You know how to treat a lady," while the latter's response to Sonya was, "Thanks. I needed that."
    • Speaking of the Cage Family, they along with those who had been corrupted by the Blood Code were not too happy upon finding out that Havik had ascended to the Pantheon, as the aforementioned incident is still a sore spot for all parties involved, be it good or bad. But what worries them is the fact that he still can corrupt any God with the Blood Code. And there are some serious powerhouses in the Pantheon, and should they end up being inflicted...
    • Havik has found a worthy ally in Chaos in the form of Gul'dan. Gul'dan is intrigued by the Chaosrealm Kamidogu and of the blood magik Havik used to enslave the Kombatants.
    • Quan Chi was not very happy to find out not only that Havik has ascended to the Pantheon, but also that he is in possession of the corrupted Kamidogu. Quan Chi knows that Havik could just as well corrupt him with the Blood Code.
    • Havik is on the shit-list of most of the parents in the Pantheon. This stems from having Skarlet corrupt Cassie Cage (Johnny and Sonya's daughter) and Jacqui Briggs (Jax's daughter) with the Blood Code, right before unleashing the enslaved girls onto Johnny and Sonya. It had also been both Cassie and Jacqui who in turn, inflicted the Blood Code onto Johnny and Sonya respectively.
    • For some reason, if Havik takes a leap from a high place against his will, he could be heard saying "This Is Gonna Suck!"
  • Exclusive To Hotaru:
    • "There is an order to the universe — laws that all of nature must obey. For centuries I have imposed order on those who would wreak havoc." Hotaru is the commander of the Seidan Guard, Seido's police force. Seido, or Orderrealm, is the diametric opposite of Chaosrealm, where they value law over freedom. As Hotaru puts it, "Freedom leads to anarchy, anarchy leads to Chaos, Chaos leads to suffering." So harsh are Seido's laws, that one can be stuck in jail for years just for breaking curfew, as Shujinko found out the hard way.
    • Johnny Cage had trained under Hotaru in order to get his warrior bloodline under control when it started to go haywire in the past. However, due to Johnny's friendship with Kuai Liang and Kenshi, (not to mention mentoring Kenshi's son), Hotaru now sees Johnny as an enemy.
    • It also extends to Johnny's ex-wife and their daughter, as well as the other ascended members of Team S-F. For Hotaru, it doesn't matter if Cassie and her team had saved the realms from Shinnok. It's the fact that they are united against Onaga. Of course, Hotaru was told that Onaga had revived the older kombatants slain at the hands of the Deadly Alliance and enslaved them to his will, but that does not excuse them in his eyes. To Hotaru, those revived had squandered his master's gift of life.
    • Hotaru was willing to forgive Johnny and the others for their violation of Onaga's will provided that they turn over the ascended members of Team S-F for training. After talking it over with her team, Cassie told Hotaru to "go fuck yourself," as her team refuses to train under a man whose master not only had enslaved Cassie's parents, Kung Jin's cousin and Jacqui's dad, but had made his intentions clear of doing the same to them.
    • While Kim Kaphwan and his sons are obsessed with justice, they draw the line at killing, as they believe in reforming criminals, not killing them.
    • Hotaru has also shown disdain towards Gill and Urien, as their goals, while the same, differ from Onaga's own. It's also probably the only time that the brothers are unified against the Dragon King. Gill believes that his Utopia can be forged through peace, while Onaga wants peace through conquest. Urien just despises Onaga right off the bat.
    • Hotaru also has an intense hatred of ninjas, stemming from his past encounters with Sub-Zero (technically, Sub-Zero is Lin Kuei, not a ninja, although Hotaru could care about the difference). His solution in regards to ninjas is extermination. That doesn't sit very well with the Pantheon's ninja hierarchy, especially with the ascended members from the Gessen School. Hotaru's declaration of 'open-season-on-ninjas', along with his ties to Onaga did not sit well with them, given their own Knight Templar pasts. This also extends to Jago, despite being a monk and not a ninja.

    Lúcio Correia dos Santos 
Lúcio Correia dos Santos, The God who Values Freedom over Prosperity (Freedom Fighting DJ, Lúcio, Audio Medic, BOOSTIO!, Dat Boi)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Frog Logo (Featured in his album Synaesthesia Auditiva)
  • Theme Song: "We move together as one" and "Rejuvenescência"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Blown Across the Room, Combat Medic, Disco Tech, Heal Thyself, Keet, Musical Assassin, Nice Guy, Rags to Riches, Rollerblade Good, Soul Brotha, Wall Run
  • Domains: Music, Techno, Celebrities, Freedom, Fun
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Tracer, The Scout (Albeit a friendly one on both accounts)
  • Enemies: Symmetra, Soundwave, Mr. Burns, Looten Plunder, Ragyo Kiryuin, Mordekaiser
  • Odd Friendship: Frog deities
  • Born in Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, Lúcio Correia dos Santos grew up in a Favela that was hit hard financially after the Omnic Crisis happened. But Lúcio found his call in music, often prefering to lift the spirits of his friends, make them forget about the troubles they were facing and just overall have fun. Until a fateful day when the multinational Vishkar corporation got ahold of his city, who then decided to apply their rules to the "Lawless" community and even use them as labor force. Lúcio, outraged by such behaviour, stole one of the Sonic weapons that Vishkar developed and modified it into a tool that eventually drove the corporation off his town. This even would mark an important point in Lúcio's life, as he became a world-wide celebrity when his music skyrocketed to pupularity. But he won't waste his fame for nothing, he will use it to change the world in a better way.
  • He used to reign over dreadlocks, but eventually realized that this new house is his true calling. People's freedom is a sacred treasure that cannot be substituted by any form of prosperity, no amount of prosperity is worth suffering and having freedom snuffed, and he'll fight with every last bits of his strength to preserve it.
  • Lúcio is incredibly cheerful and energetic and for a time was considered to be the perfect member that the House of Happiness has been clamoring for a while. While he was asigned to another house, he does keep a good relation with the deities from said house and he even praises them whenever he visits them
    Lúcio: Look at these people! We're going to do great!
    • Whenever Lúcio involves himself into a team effort, he made it a habit to say this phrase, no matter how not-getting-along his team goes. Usually at his word (or maybe looking at how his dreadlocks has some... effects by just looking at it), they usually stop bickering and instead perform better.
    • Or sometimes, people thinks Lúcio is being utterly sarcastic. Seriously, can you imagine a horribly messed up team with horrible compositions to win against a coordinated team (like, 2 snipers, all Offense and no Tanks, or in a MOBA arena, all squishy ADC's)? Even people know that sometimes, even Lúcio has his limits...
  • Being a DJ, Lúcio quickly became acquiantanced with various deities related to music, especially other DJs. He already plans to make collaborations with Vinyl Scratch, Napstablook and Daft Punk.
  • While the two are definitely on the same side, Lúcio often butt heads with Reinhardt over their musical tastes. There is a clear age gap between the two and Lúcio often doesn't take the Crusader seriously.
    Lúcio: Reinhardt, we need to find you some new tunes.
    Reinhardt: What's wrong with the classics? I love Hasselhoff! Have you heard "Night Rocker"?
    Lúcio: ... I can't even take you seriously right now.
  • Lúcio believes that freedom should be something that everyone deserves and ever since he became famous, he has made his mission to take down any evil corporation or govornment, primarily with his music. He has received support from a lot of deities such as Sonic, Tails or even Kallen Kozuki.
    • Though in a weird turn of events, he never expected someone like the Guy to support him. But Lúcio being the Nice Guy he is just accepted him as another peer.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executives are those kind of people that Lúcio despises given his previous experience with the Vishkar corporation. One of the many activities he involves himself with is tampering with their incomes, with one his biggest targets being Mr. Burns.
    • Until of course, the rise of his rival, Symmetra, a representative of Vishkar itself. It doesn't quite matter for Lúcio, though, his mind is still set: Vishkar started the fire first, so stealing from them is fine, he's doing the poor a favor! As far as he's concerned, she's no different than those Vishkar employees that terrorized his home, so Lúcio resumes his tampering. Oh and for the record, he never fell for that 'misplaced' Teleporter plots she had. What do you think his rollerblades are for?
  • Seems to be into playing videogames and he is actually a big fan of D.Va. She also happens to be a big fan of his music and when they finally got to meet each other, they got incredibly excited.
    Lúcio: D.Va in the flesh! Wooh, can I get your autograph?
    D.Va: Only if I can get yours, too. I love your new album!
    • When Lúcio and D.Va met once again in the battlefield of the Nexus, it's through their interactions that everyone saw that they became close friends.
    D.Va: Lúcio! How's my favorite international DJ?
    Lúcio: I play a lotta music, but you're still my favourite Song.
  • Lúcio originally auditioned to become the God of Sonic Weaponry, but he was told that the place was already held by the Symphogears. After finding an alternative place for ascension, he went to the House of Music to meet them personally and he was amazed at how their tech allowed them to transform into Magical Girl Warriors. They also all share the same philosophy of being close together and he even considered collaborating with them to make a new album.
    • He also got to meet the F.I.S. children and after hearing their story, he is really glad that they decided to fight for good. Lúcio is especially fond of Shirabe given that she sings for electronic tunes, which happen to be Lúcio's jam and he is considered to use her for some of his tunes.
  • Lúcio is known to always use rollerblades in the battlefield, and he is pretty good at them to boot. This caught the attention of Beat, another Freedom Fighter who is a fan of techno. Beat was quick to offer him a place as a GG, but Lúcio stepped up the offer by saying that he would promote them through his music. Since then they have been the best of friends.
  • Given his ability with the rollerblades, Lúcio ended up befriending Subaru Nakajima and Lan Hikari given how they also use them. It's not uncommon to see the three of them competing to see who is the fastest, often joined by Beat from time to time.
    • Has actually raced against the Scout after his race against Tracer. Due to being at his fastest capacity with a fully boosted Baby-Face blaster, Scout managed to best him. Lucio was impressed he managed to run at such speeds even without rollerblades, and has since been inviting Scout out to race against other rollerblade users, which he happily accepted.
  • Surprisingly fond of frogs, to the point that he made one to be his logo. He also made a special costume just to look like the one from it
  • Being from Brazil, Lúcio was eager to know if there were more Brazilian deities around. Eventually he met Laura Matsuda and Raymundo Pedrosa, who quickly became fans of his tunes. They all also happen to be from Rio, so it was a given that they would end up being really good friends.
    • He did not, however, expect to meet another Brazilian in the form of Jetstream Sam. However, Lúcio and Sam happen to share a lot of opinions and ideas, so they ended up on good terms. Although Lúcio hopes that Sam abandones the life of a mercenary for good.
  • Lúcio is a really big fan of ice hockey, often going to the House of Sports in order to see some matches. He also likes to play it from time to time
    • He also invented a sport he calls "Lúcioball", which basically is him playing football with his sonic equipment. Some people who got around to play with him say it's actually a really fun experience.
  • He's not a Hamon user, but when he slams his fist into the ground, Jonathan Joestar can't help but smile.
  • Lúcio is so good at skating in the wall that people has asked him how to do it while shooting down enemies. Lúcio admitted of having doing that only once in his whole lifetime, so that's not something he thinks he can teach to others.
  • As he takes really good care of his locks, he has always made it clear that never once in his lifetime he has cheered people up by putting grapes on his nose and constantly shout "Bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity". That's just stupid and might traumatize others instead of cheering them up.
  • Don't ask him to say "Huehuehuehue" or "GIBE MONI PLEASE" or "Es numero uno". It's not just because Lúcio thinks that it's not a good stereotype for Brazilians, it's also because he had a run-in with Mordekaiser and when he told him that his tendencies to spew that gives bad names to Brazilian, Mordekaiser replied that he does want Lúcio to give him something, practically, his soul to be toyed around by him. He's kind of traumatized afterwards. "And I thought that Reaper dude was creepy about souls!"
  • One fateful day, Lúcio has received the invitation to enter the battlefield of the Nexus. In preparation and on the recommendation of D.Va, he paid a visit to Jim Raynor and the two became fast friends with Raynor being impressed with his rebellion against Vishkar. However, Raynor gave him a friendly advice that he might want to re-evaluate his further crusade against Vishkar, as Lúcio listened Raynor's tale on how the Terran Dominion was reformed by eliminating its source of evil, the leader Arcturus Mengsk, that perhaps having Vishkar reform is a possibility and a non-violent solution that will win him more fans. While Lúcio still kept up his antagonism against Vishkar and especially Symmetra like nothing happened, he actually kept Raynor's advice at heart: He should try to find out who's the CEO of Vishkar and hopefully render them powerless. At the same time,Lúcio symphatizes with Raynor during the time his jukebox was broken, which Raynor appreciated.
    • Upon his arrival in the Nexus, Lúcio has also befriended a lot of deities that can be found there. One of them was E.T.C., which Lúcio expresses his desire to remix some of E.T.C.'s albums. Lúcio also befriended Chromie, as he respect her time manipulation powers.
    • During his battles in the Nexus, Lúcio managed to induce Reverse Polarity on his tracks, which he dubbed Reverse Amp. Opponents under the effect of Reverse Amp suffer either continuous damage or have their movement massively slowed. And before you ask, no, the aforementioned "Bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity" is not involved.
  • He's currently having an eye to the Phantom Thieves led by Ren Amamiya in order to expose to the world the corruption within Vishkar, but then got hit with several obstacles: First, the Phantom Thieves has yet to find anything about the Vishkar Corporate even amongst the Metaverse, nor a Palace towards the only representative he knew (Symmetra). Second, he butted head with Yusuke Kitagawa, who admonishes his condemnation towards Vishkar and Symmetra. While Lúcio insisted that Vishkar's actions towards his home are despicable and almost like Masayoshi Shido's in a smaller case, Yusuke countered with how he's not seeing the big picture and sounding like driven with a biased hate that Vishkar ruined his home, especially with how he treated Symmetra to be no different than other Vishkar employees, nothing but evil soulless monsters, before even seeing her side of story. Even Lúcio is at loss of words, but Yusuke still assures him that when the CEO of Vishkar reveal themselves, they will still try to steal that CEO's heart, and Lúcio gets the privilege to suggest how their calling card works.
  • Also you can bet that he does not trust the resident Mega-Corp of the Pantheon, the BnL. But he always had a soft spot on WALL•E and EVE, they have proven to him good qualities to be trusted despite being from a corporate. And hey, that robo-speak thing he used on Bastion could be pretty good on them if all three are in the mood.
  • P.S: He actually likes Hasselhoff music. But he prefers that no one tells Reinhardt about this.
  • "Ooh, this is my jam! Come on, let’s bring it together!"

Marzipan, Self-Proclaimed Official Goddess of Political Correctness (Marzy, Fox's mother)
  • Lesser Goddess (although she's protesting that it should be higher)
  • Symbol: The East Marzistar Flag. Alternatively her guitar, Carol.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good according to her, but opinion varies
  • Portfolio: Parodies of Extreme Leftism, Dirty Hippies Without The Dirt, Being The Only Girl of the Cast, Earth Mother Types, Tsunderes, Beware the Nice Ones.
  • Domains: Earth, Growth, Healing, Politics.
  • Followers: None. Marzipan feels that having followers would reinforce the hierarchical, patriarchal, tacky system she fights against.
  • Allies: Homestar Runner (sometimes), Strong Sad, Homsar.
  • Enemies: Though she doesn't believe in using the word "hate", Marzipan chonks Strong Bad with the passion of a thousand exploding whales.
  • Pities: Lisa Simpson.
  • Opposes: Ghetsis Harmonia, Amon, Hexxus
  • Has not invited Strong Bad to her parties after a disaster involving him jumping off of her roof and into a cake. Strong Sad, likewise, is not allowed to her Halloween parties after his story caused everyone to be depressed.
  • Because Lisa Simpson has been demoted to The Fallen again, she's currently covering the Soapbox Sadie title, as the Self-Proclaimed Official Goddess of the Trope.
  • She has a very dysfunctional, on-again, off-again relationship with Homestar, to the point where the House of Love can't understand how or why they ever got together to begin with.
  • Considers the likes of Ghetsis and Amon to be "really not very nice"; Ghetsis for lying to and manipulating his followers into believing they were fighting for a good cause, and Amon for presenting his warped ideals as politically correct and for his utter hypocrisy.
  • She absolutely cannot stand Hexxus, not just because his entire MO is to destroy the environment, but because of how much pleasure he seems to get from it. When confronting Hexxus on the matter and asked him to stop his polluting, he simply laughed at her and went about his business, finding her efforts to save the environment to be utterly hilarious.


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Leeroy Jenkins, The Destroyer of Philosophies and Official God of Chaotic Stupidity