Pantheon / Tainted Love

House of Love and Affection Index
Couples Archetypes | Couples Orientation | Couples Relationships | Infatuation and Obsession | Love Gestures | Love Interests | Lustful Acts | Lustful Behavior | Passion | Persons of Desire | Romance | Romantic Interest | Romantic Loss | Romantic Orientation | Tainted Love | Love: Other

When the best romantic option is no romantic option at all... -Official Motto

This very section of the House of Love serves those deities who represent love that's just bad or just crazy. And the fact that they tend to skewer the ideals of the other sub-houses in the process. Heck, some ideals may actually lead to the house fighting against itself, like the Kankers who reside here.

Princess Cadance, a Love Goddess in her own world, opposes every deity in this sub-house as she feels that they give love a bad name (except for Erina and Brynhild. They're cool with her).

Despite qualifying for a spot in this sub-house, pair Deities Medea and Souichirou remain in Couples Archetypes sub-house.

Has nothing to do with the song originally recorded by Gloria Jones, and then covered by Soft Cell.

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Greater Gods

Gabriel Belmont

Gabriel Belmont, God of Evil Born From Love (The Dragon, Dracul, The Prince of Darkness, The Lord of Shadow, The Lord of Evil, Lord of Castlevania, Dracula, The Evil One, God's Chosen One, Inner Dracula, Behnard Castle)

Dracula Gabriel

^{Gabriel before becoming Dracula} 

• Greater God, Overdeity while channeling the Holy Fury of God
• Symbol: A Dragon made of smoke. Alternatively, a burning Golden Cross.
• Theme Song: Dracula's Theme and The Final Fight, formerly Belmont Theme
• Alignment: Neutral Good as Gabriel. Chaotic Neutral as Dracula. Chaotic Good post redemption.
  • Chaotic Evil as Inner Dracula
• Portfolio: Fallen Angel, Revels In Being Evil Because Destiny Says So, Can turn into smoke, bats, giant dragons and more, willing to take eternity to get his revenge, Went evil after losing everything, including his humanity, Being feared by practically everyone, Redeeming his soul through the same love that turned him evil
• Domains: Love, Chaos, Rage, Blood, Despair, Darkness, Light, Fire, Cold.
• Followers: Nathaniel Hawthorne, Yoshitaka Mine, Viego, Nergal, William
• Allies: Sou Fueki, Homura Akemi, Albedo Piazzolla, Davy Jones, Dante Alighieri, Big Boss, Asura, Master Chief, The other four members of "The Children of Night", Sayaka Miki, Riku
• Odd Friendship: Madoka Kaname
• Enemies: Dracula (the one from the Main Timeline), Satan, Zobek, YHVH, Lucifer, Mundus, Ornstein, Acnologia
• Former Enemies: (Post redemption): Flonne, Trevor Belmont, Alucard (Adrian), Alucard (Hellsing), Simon Belmont, all deities with a Screw Destiny purview.
• His son: The Alucard from his timeline
• His wife Marie was the one thing that kept him from becoming a darker person then he already was and he was happy until she was murdered and it caused him to become cynical never knowing who did it or why, that was until the day when earth was cut off from the heavens and much to his horror later he found out that he was his wife's killer due to being controlled by Zobek.
• Gabriel went on a quest to save the world after it had been cut off from the heavens, along with Zobek he went on to fight the Lords of Shadow and reclaim a powerful artifact know as The God Mask to break the spell only to later to find out that Zobek was the Lord of the Dead and he later finds out that the key conspirator of all this was Satan.
• He lost his faith in ever seeing his wife again after succeeding in his quest, then he would lose his humanity and ability to ever see his wife again after becoming a vampire to fight an ancient enemy know as The Forgotten One and gained god like power but lost faith in every thing else and decided he wanted revenge on the world, The Brotherhood, God and Satan.
• Is confused and saddened when around Trevor or Adrian (Alucard) As they are one and the same in his universe and he regrets killing and turning Trevor into his universe's Alucard. On the other hand, he was surprised to face the Sypha in the Pantheon, as his universe's Sypha died with little resistance, but Sypha here proved to be more than capable to drive off Gabriel's minions with her magic. And he did not recognize Grant at all but does remember a pirate king of the Danasty family dying in his castle thus he sees Grant as no threat.
• Is openly ready to fight any and all vampire hunters as he has been shown long ago that this would be his eternal fate fighting them and his descendants, when they fight him he claims only this "Your Pantheon has betrayed you! You cannot kill me. You will die in vain, just as the others did!"
  • Even more so if they try to just kill him with just Holy Weapons as they turn out to do nothing to Gabriel.
• Even though it is what he is know as in the Pantheon, do not refer to him as Gabriel as he will yell "Don't you dare call me that! EU SUNT DRACUL!"
• He has found a kindred spirit in Albedo as he believes that after he gains his revenge on Satan, he only wants one thing his own death, though he decided to simply walk the earth and is trying to have Albedo travel with him.
• Although he will not speak of it he still cares for Marie even now and will often be one of the few remnants of humanity left in him.
• Actively hates YHVH as he reminds him of God who he feels abandoned him and his family to the destiny that turned him into the monster that he is now. He also refuses to acknowledge YHVH as the Christian God that he once followed (and whose power he can channel). He has stopped resenting the God he followed after Marie told him he doesn't hate him at all despite all the years he spent cursing His name accepting he was Good All Along helps.
  "Where is this brother who is the supposed savior? Where is this warrior of light? More lies dreamt up by the Church to keep us subservient to their will, no doubt. How is it possible that God exists when he allows the murder and killing of so many of our brethren?"
  • And while he has no opinion on Madoka, he decided to join the Pantheonic rebellion with the intent to kill YHVH.
• He also actively hates Lucifer as he feels he is no better then Satan in his manipulations.
  • Despite that, Gabriel shows a lot of kindness towards Homura due to her reminding him of himself.
    • His continuing support and kindness towards Homura Akemi after the Great Upheaval has made him a target of the Sisterhood. A strike force led by Sayaka Miki sneaked into his castle, and entered his Throne Room demanding him to cease. Amused, but annoyed about the girls' entitlement, and his eyes, unjust hatred of Homura, he gave her one of his famous Breaking Speech before engaging and slaughtering the entire force by himself. Despite Sayaka's increase in strength and ability to conjure her witch form, she was no match for the strength of the Dragon. Reminding him of the Brotherhood of Light, and ironically his former self, Gabriel spared Sayaka on the pretense never to attack him or his castle ever again. Both parties are still very sour on the matter, but the Sisterhood dares not to attack him again, fearing his wrath.
      "I was like you once. A champion of light and goodness. But I fell...fell into darkness. And now, I'm feared as the Prince of Darkness. Ironic don't you think? Your definition of good is just as flawed as mine was, and that damnable group of paladins. You think you can judge Homura? You're no better than she. *Dark laugh* There's a reason why your so called "good" cannot destroy me. For I am it's chosen one!!!
  • Their relations warmed up after his Heel–Face Turn, with Sayaka knowing one of Gabriel's objectives ultimately serves their cause. After all, he beat the shit out of Satan.
• He is also grown to hate the entire House of Love, more specifically Flonne.
  "Love, look at what it cost me, did they tell you of my wife's own death at my hands? Did they tell you what would happen to my child? Did they?! Did they tell you that blood would fight against blood, for all eternity!? ... Tell me, is this Love's reward for the devoted and the foolish?!"
  • That view is gone now, but he's still cold to them due to his traumas.
• He claims that his path was set before him and he cannot change what he is now, for those that say other wise he claims that they are merely fooling themselves, only very few in his eyes actually changed their fate. He has since recanted those beliefs and gained a new respect for those people, especially towards Rika Furude.
• Know to many that he has sworn to forever be a thorn in the side of many good aligned members but what many don't know is that he uses his great power to make sure darker villains worse then him do not gain more power in hopes to keep the world safe from them.
• He has much to say to the alternate Dracula and Alucard if/when they decide to fight against him:
  "I will make those monsters pay. They will know fear. They will taste the bitterness of defeat and look into the eyes of the dragon as their lives spill onto the ground before them. Look upon me, demons. For I am darker and more terrible than thou. I am that dragon. And you... are my prey!"
  • Alucard just sadly laughed, and told him:
    "Been there, done that. How do you think I became what I am?"
  • His relationship with Alucard has somewhat improved after his redemption, as they are both members of the Children of the Night and are both members of the GUAG (albeit different divisions). Still, they are not friends by any means.
• Is nicer to Gorgons such as Medusa and Rider as he is often reminded of the Gorgon Sisters of his castle serving him gratefully and finds that these creatures need nicer treatment.
• He is also nicer to the good-aligned vampires like Karin and Seras due to the time he spent with Laura, a vampire that helped him defeat The Forgotten One.
• Due to certain events he wants something to be clear, he will never be as good a person as he used to be, he will only be good to his family and is still out to destroy his enemies, however, if the forces of Good need to stop a more powerful controlling threat, they can call on him to fight against those darker forces.
• Has made a bizarre friendship with Davy Jones knowing what Love can do to a person and what it is like to play the role of the monster and due to certain events is trying to help him decide his own fate.
• When he heard that Zobek ascended despite him shattering Zobek last time they met, he made a vow to destroy his "Old Friend" once again and show him that even Death is not enough to stop Gabriel.
• His Battle with Satan has left the world safe after defeating Satan's Acolytes and making sure to destroy his greatest weapon "The Leviathan", he has permanently cut Satan off from earth forever, he is now trying to achieve the same goal in The Pantheon.
• His humanoid appearance is just a ruse, and a shape he takes. His true form is a massive crimson and black dragon-like spirit, filled with the power of chaos and hate.
  • Because Gabriel is a dragon in humanoid form, Ornstein has made it clear that Prince of Darkness is among his prey as well. While Gabriel doesn't care all that much for the Dragonslayer, he will fight if given no choice.
• It's unknown how powerful he really is, as he was able to destroy an army of over 500,000 with a single blast of holy energy, which devastated the entirety of Europe, and could be seen from space.
• The entire Pantheon fears him to an extent. While they would die before admitting it, Zobek and Satan are secretly terrified of Gabriel.
• Despite being uneasy, Adrian and Victor Belmont convinced Simon and Trevor that Gabriel is firmly on there side now. Now, any creature of the night fears to face the combined might of the Belmont Clan, Alucard, and The Dragon.
• While Zobek, Gabriel, and Satan share a mutual hatred of each other, all three are willing to put aside their differences if the Great Will and Lucifer show their faces around them. Especially if it's just Gabriel and Zobek. The Trinity of Death, The Fallen Angel, and The Prince of Darkness, while extremely rare, is not a situation anyone wants to face.
• Has made a friend in Dante Alighieri, after hearing about his near-fight with Satan. Gabriel offered the warrior his assistance in any later conflicts. While Dante was a little skeptical due to the vampire's fearsome reputation as the Prince of Darkness, after talking with him for awhile, Dante came to realize they have a lot in common, such as there sinful pasts, there intense desire to atone, and being betrayed by their faith. Dante offered him his everlasting friendship and has been visiting him of late, trying his hardest to restore Gabriel's faith in God. While Gabriel hasn't been that forthcoming with the idea, he nevertheless greatly appreciates that Dante cares so much about his well-being.
• Is very sympathetic towards Big Boss, knowing how much bad love and betrayal can do to a person. He's made an effort, as there in the same house, to comfort the fallen soldier over the death of the Boss, and the destruction of Motherbase.
  • Big Boss appreciates the effort and has pledged him, and his diamond dogs support towards the vampire.
• Also respects Asura as he knows what is like to go on revenge for losing someone that loved. It helps that to Gabriel Durga sounds a lot like Marie.
• To the terror of Satan, Gabriel has joined the GUAG, specifically the Sacred Knights division. He's sworn to permanently kill him, as well as "free" Homura from Lucifer's influence, by showing him why he's the one and only Prince of Darkness. While Lucifer wasn't bothered in the slightest by this at first, according to some sources, his eyes twitched when he found out that Gabriel channels the full power of Jehova, the Christian God, and used it to explode an entire continent killing over 500,000 knights in a single blast of holy energy,
  "I am strong. Powerful beyond measure, beyond imagining. You are ants to me, lower than filth. I will have my vengeance. You will not stand in my way. You will pay. Even if it takes an eternity, you will both pay... For I am the dragon, Dracul! I am the Prince of Darkness! That... is my vengeance."
• Ever since his son ascended, an unwritten rule was made to never' harm him. All gods follow this rule to the extent it has surpassed the "Don't harm Mithra or Asura will beat the crap out of you" rule. You know why? Because if you do, Gabriel won't beat you up. He'll make you regret you ever lived.
• Besides his position in the GUAG, he also has a place among the "Children of the Night", as Tyrant's second in command, as afforded to his status as the one and only "Prince of Darkness". He does a lot of the "heavy lifting" and dirty work for the group, frequently fighting alongside Alucard (having somewhat mended there previous shaky relationship) and Remilla. Despite some issues, he mostly gets along with the other four, and doesn't mind assisting Tyrant.
• Most of the deities people in the corrupted Love sub-house keep there distance away from Gabriel. For several reasons. He is extremely scary, and powerful. And the fact, while his love turned him into an immortal Vampire-god, hellbent on destroying humanity, it also saved his soul, and turned him back to the light.

Intermediate Gods

Brynhild

Brynhild, Goddess of Painful Love (The Love-Burdened Valkyrie, Brynhildr, Brünnhilde, Brunhild, Sigrdrífa, Lancer, Berserker)

^{As a Berserker} 

• Intermediate Goddess
• Symbol: Brynhild Romantia
• Theme Song: Ride of the Valkyries
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Lusting After Strong Males and Females, Never Being Happy, Growing More Powerful with Love, Yandere, Fallen Valkyrie, Rune Maker, Mystical White Hair
• Domains: Sadness, Combat, Magic, Life, Death, Flames
• Allies: Thor, Both Medea, Bugs Bunny, Shion Sonozaki, King Arthur, Sapphire Rhodonite, The Lost Vikings, Freya, Hera, Sazh Katzroy, Siegfried, Oichi
• Opposed: Odin, Bacchus
• Enemies: Ursula, Ato-ko Shirogane, Loki, Loki's Brood
• Lusts After: Nearly every male hero (and not a few females).
• Admired By: Melo
• A fallen Valkyrie, Brynhild loved and was loved by the hero Sigurd who rescued her from her prison of fire. Sadly, tragedy would fall between the two lovers by the curse ring Andvarinaut. First, Sigurd forgot about Brynhild when he drank a poison alcohol and married another woman. Next, he would trick the Valkyrie into marrying his brother. While at first accepting the situation because she thought it was her fate, she was enraged when she learned that Sigurd regained his memories when he presented her as his sister in law. While still madly in love with Sigurd, Brynhild ultimately killed him and then herself out of despair.
• Even though she knows it will end in tragedy, Brynhild can't help but fall for some of the male heroes in the Pantheon. Siegfried Schtauffen in particular has caught her interest because she is reminded of Sigurd, her former beloved. This is consider a very bad thing because the more she is reminded of her former love, the most likely she will kill that person. Not that she wants to and she does try to repress her lust. But it's just hard. It's because of this that she is banned from ever coming near the House of Heroism.
  • She still has enough decency to not quite bother Sigurd from Chalpy despite sharing the name with her lover, namely because he's already Happily Married and Brynhild isn't about stealing someone else's wife, and she figured that her Sigurd wouldn't feel uneasy when being surrounded with fire. Even if she wasn't planning a BBQ.
  • Heroes aren't the only things Brynhild can love. She can love animals, objects, and even the world itself. And just like how she gets more powerful the more she lust for heroes, her lance will get heavier the more she loves something, causing damage base on how much love she has.
• Is not on good terms with her father, Odin. That's because during a battle between two kings, Brynhild gave victory to the one Odin wasn't in favor of. As punishment, she was placed in a ring of fire and stripped of her divine powers. Odin, for his part, does feel sorry for what she went through but Brynhild still holds a grudge against him
  • Has a much better relationship with her "brother" Thor. The Thunder God does mention how he sees Valkyrie, a ally from Asgard, in her. He also one of the few to not enlisted lust, if only a little.
  • Brynhild was happy that Freya, the Queen of Valkyries, was in the pantheon. Freya has started to act as a surrogate mother to Brynhild, helping her adjust to life. Also she might consider applying a form for Brynhild if she wants to get into the Battleground of the Gods, never mind the incident below...
• Had a good laugh when she saw an Affectionate Parody that was sort of based of her and Sigurd lives. Brynhild didn't feel offended that a male bunny dressed up like her. She even wanted a autograph from Bugs because how entertaining his performance was
  • On the other hand, when she saw Bacchus doing that more sluggishly, Brynhild is getting mixed feelings about whether she should feel amused or offended on that parody. One thing for sure, she wants to just stab him repeatedly...
• Has often been described as a very low talker. So low is her voice that many can barely understand her.
• For some reason, when ever Brynhild pass the House of Music, this particular song would play. This would always cause her to shed tears.
• As a Norse Goddess, Brynhild has master the use of runes. She primary use it to increase her strength and flight. She also possesses a rune given to her by her father, Odin. With this, she could actually leveled an entire city like Tokyo. She really doesn't like this rune and it was ever activated, she would want people to try and kill her.
• There are some who believe that Brynhild is some kind of masochist who believes that the only way to express love is through pain. She denies ever saying something like that. She also denies the rumors that she was lusting after Jeanne d'Arc and calling her "Onee-sama".
  • The rumors were confirmed as mere rumors as Brynhild explained that the Brynhild that lusted over Jeanne Alter was a fake. A counterfeit Heroic Spirit made by Jeanne Alter herself (which backfired). She checked her list of 'beloved ones', and Jeanne Alter wasn't there...
• Brynhild never thought she would meet someone who would actually envy her tragic love life. But then she met Melo who seem to take pleasure of imagining a similar scenario with her Darling.
• When in one of their numerous outings where they happened to get lost (again), the Lost Vikings stumbled upon Brynhild and mistakenly assumed that she was the Valkyrie that sometimes aided them in their adventures. Even though Brynhild was quick to point out that she wasn't the same Valkyrie they know, she nonetheless became friends with them, often coming to their aid whenever they need her.
• Brynhild rarely ever express other emotion that isn't related to love. However, she did express disgust at the antics of Ato-ko Shirogane. Ato-ko hasn't responded nor care about the Valkyrie's opinion on her.
  • She shows similar contempt towards Ursula, the Sea Witch when she heard how she manipulated Ariel and tried to steal her lover which reminded her of her own tragedy.
• Is considered one of the few "good" Yanderes in the Pantheon. The good coming from the fact that her going crazy was caused by outside forces. She did make friends with others like this including Shion Sonozaki, turning into a Yandere thanks to a Hate Plague, and Sapphire Rhodonite, more of the Violently Protective Girlfriend variation.
  • Brynhild does associate herself with goddesses considered "bad" Yanderes like Hera and both Medeas. For Hera it's because she sympathized with her plight of her husband deceiving her while the Medeas know all to well about being playthings of the Gods that ruin their love lives.
• Brynhild is often consider the pinnacle of beauty among the other Valkyries. However, there are some who imagine her as a big woman which confused the lovelorn Valkyrie. She even more confused when many expect her to sing an operetta. This may be why she reacted extremely against Bacchus at his attempt to dress up as her.
• While mostly flesh, Brynhild can on occasion take a much more mechanical form and is able to transform into a hot rod. This is her Eidolon form that Sazh Katzroy can summon.
• She managed to reunite with Siegfried, and seems to be unable to differentiate between him and Sigurd, loving him to the point of nearly wanting to kill him. This puts him in a weird position when dealing with her.
• Every nights, Brynhild felt like having a Battle in the Center of the Mind as a result of her growing love and being programmed to kill the one she loved. This makes her look like an unapproachable Ice Queen, but for her, it's less painful than eventually giving in to the fire within her and kill her beloved, whoever it is.
• For the record, she cannot grow tomatoes. That was from a same-named tome belonging to Prince Leo of Nohr. Plantations aren't Brynhild's domain. Thankfully, as much as a good person he is, Leo hasn't gotten into Brynhild's 'Beloved' list, so she doesn't have the urge to kill him. It's better this way...
• Took quite a shine on Oichi due to not only sounding almost exactly the same as her, but also for the utter tragedy that got onto her due to love. At the very least, about Oichi, Brynhild might not be that tempted to eventually kill her out of love, making her friendship with Oichi one of the safest she ever had. Just not romantically.

The Kankers

May, Marie, and Lee Kanker, the Goddesses of Making Women Abusing Men Funny (The Queens Of The Cul-De-Sac)

The Kanker Sisters; Marie (Left), Lee (Center), and May (Right)

• Intermediate Goddesses together, Lesser Goddesses individually. They enter Greater Goddess territory when their ship in a bottle gets stolen.
• Symbol: Either their trailer, or trailer park sign, the "Park N' Flush"◊. Individually, their hair.
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil, but will show some Chaotic Neutral if the Eds are in danger
• Portfolio: Hated by just about everyone in the show, even themselves, but still looking out for each other in the end, Gang of Bullies that are dreaded by everyone, Double Standards of the abuse and rape kind (though the latter is pushed as far as kids cartoons allow it, usually just the Forceful Kiss), although not approving of abuse towards their own boyfriends
• Domains: Comedy, Stalking, Abuse, Twisted Affections
• Allies: Are you nuts?!? Aside from the House of Vengeance if you want to count them being hired hands for them, they make Alma Wade look like a social butterfly in comparison! They can't even stand themselves at times!
• Enemies: Oh, you mean aside from the ENTIRE Pantheon?
  • Specifically: Carmen Sandiego, Dokuro Mitsukai, Panty Anarchy, Ragyo Kiryuin, Relius Clover, Danny Phantom, Palutena, Garterbelt and the sub-house of Tainted Love (being on both ends of Even Evil Has Standards)
• Feared by: The Eds (at least at first), Brief, Charlie Brown, Pit, Timmy Turner, Mandy
• Special Relation: Carl Clover, Steve Smith
• Pitied by: Audrey II
• Comedy has standards, and some people just took that line and violated it as many times as they pleased. Others, just crossed it once and never looked back. Enter the Kankers, the Queens of the Cul-De-Sac who rule with an iron fist. They are by far the most feared people amongst the Cul-De-Sac; even Kevin, the neighborhood bully, isn't safe from them. Their most notorious misdeeds? Constant abuse of the Eds and doing it for kicks and comedy. It was for this reason that they managed to ascend into their own temple, though that temple is actually just their trailer. Their reason for ascension was that they overheard their "boyfriends", the Eds, talking about the Pantheon and decided to ascend themselves. Given that not even gods with similar viewpoints like them, it makes deities wonder just what is going on in the minds within the Court of the Gods.
• The day after their ascension, Double Dee suggested visiting the new temple with the other Eds as a way of giving goodwill, unaware of who ascended. Eddy didn't care much for it, and decided to stay behind and talk with Ed about potential scam ideas while Double Dee was a short distance away from them in front of the temple. By the time he knocked on the door and saw himself staring down the three Kankers, he slowly pulled the door back, calmly inserted a nearby metal bar in between the gap on the pull door handle the trailer had, and then...
  Double Dee: GOOD LORD GENTLEMEN! THE NEWEST DEIFIED TEMPLE BELONGS TO THE KANKERS!
  Eddy: The Kankers?!? IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
  Ed: Who? What? Where? WHY?!?
• After that, the Kankers broke free and started pursuing the Eds, quickly catching up to them before pulling them back to their trailer, saying they had a LOT of catching up to do. Double Dee shouted his most sincere apologies for not thinking this through, while Eddy also called him out for not thinking this through, fearing another make-out session...
  • At least, until some other deities who heard this jumped in and help free them. While incredibly scared of them, the Eds were informed that they are no longer their own problem anymore, even helping with them trying to grow out of their fear for the Kankers. They may have gotten away with it for so long in their homeworld, but this place is a whole new ball game for them, one that is full of willing deities who will not sit back and let them continue their reign.
• Despite their title, they still have a life aside from trying to gain the love of boys. The most infamous example is their love for their ship in a bottle. Carmen Sandiego once stole it in hope of teaching the three about the world so they may find other good aspects of it, but it didn't go anywhere near as well as she planned.
  • Short story; in comparison to a Tom And Jerry fight mixed up with a Popeye fight against Bluto, that combined brawl looked like a spilled trash can in an otherwise clean house, and was startling enough to have Mandy swear off of any ideas of trying to control or fight them.
    • Long story; they torn apart their own subhouses before taking down the temples hosting their subhouses, demolished the house of Vengeance, and finally homed in on the house of Crime and Transgressions where they finally forcibly took their ship in a bottle back, before fighting about who gets to put it back up on their way home, and this wasn't even counting the damage done to the Pantheon in between traversing between houses. Thankfully, Rolf was prepared for another outbreak thanks to his farm animals noticing the impending doom, and went on a crusade to warn of as many deities as possible, recruiting the Eds to help spread the word before taking them back into his own underground basement to hide till it was over. The house of Craft pitched in to help repair what was damaged, and the Court of the Gods outright banned anyone from stealing their ship in a bottle again while also banning the Kankers from going on a ravenous mission to get their beloved possession back. Despite being part of the damage, the house of Vengeance was greatly impressed by their dedication for getting their belonging back, and are interested in viewing them as hired hands...
  Rolf: Have mercy on Rolf's miserable soul!
• Despite this, they still do have some form of morality. Their example was shedding their villain stats and entering full Anti-Hero territory after hearing from Jimmy that the Cul-De-Sac kids were on a manhunt for their "boyfriends", capturing all of them and ending up bringing them to the Eds to show their devotion to them. Surprisingly, they brought them to the Eds at just the right time to show Eddy's true colors, thus they are actually indirectly responsible for the Eds getting accepted into the Cul-De-Sac.^note (If they'd found them too early, no one would know about Eddy's Freudian Excuse. If too late, Eddy would've been beaten for longer, and wouldn't probably say a thing if there were no witnesses so as to save his own ego.) As such, they will scour to the ends of the Pantheon itself to find anyone who has done harm to their "boyfriends".
  • Surprisingly, they can also be called off if their target is already hurting too much from other sources. They once decided to try and have Carl Clover become their "boyfriend", even after he was severely damaged after barely besting his father's attempt at killing him, with the situation even worse with him still trying to restore his sister. Even more shockingly, Eddy of all people actually aided Carl after being heard of what he went through from nearby deities, practically roaring at their faces to tell them to leave. It was after this that they learned the full extent of what happened to Carl, and decided to stop hunting him down, and began to oppose Relius as a result of this. They also started opposing Ragyo, seeing her as a depraved loonatic who already has a husband ready to love her.
  Eddy: HEY! Don't you think a guy who went through so much trouble deserves you three making his life worse? HE'S, HAD, ENOUGH ALREADY! BEAT IT!
• Surprisingly, the Eds grew to not only stop fearing the Kankers, but also willingly fight with them if they think they did something to one of their own. It's because of this they started looking for other boys besides their Eds to become substitute boyfriends. However, given the status of the Pantheon, these tend to end in failure more often than not...
  • They once attempted to kidnap Timmy Turner, but that ended with wishing them into the house of War. It didn't stop their advances, but it does give him enough time to hide. Despite this, he is genuinely curious to see how a battle between them and his own evil babysitter Vicky would play out, but doesn't want to risk any chance of them teaming up.
  • For some unfathomable reason, they decided to go after Charlie Brown, but that went just as well as one may think with everyone pitching in to force them to buzz off. They were threatened with becoming kicked out of the Pantheon if they tried looking for someone who was 11 or under.
    • On a similar note, they once tried to take Brief with them back to their trailer temple, and when confronted by Panty, knowing of her title, they called her out and told her that she'll just get another guy anyway. Even though that actually happened with one Alpha Omega Nova, she didn't take the idea of her not caring for Brief well AT ALL. In the end, she managed to single-handedly fight them off and blasted them back to their temple with her gun formed by her panties. A similar incident occurred when they tried to steal Pit, only for Palutena to get involved and force them to retreat, and the less said about the bloodbath that occurred when they tried to ambush Dokuro's temple to steal Sakura when she was planning on bashing his brains out for being a pervert, the better.
  • They found a willing partner in Steve Smith, but unfortunately, due to his title and status, any attempts at a meet-up are foiled almost instantly.
  • They also attempted to try and find a love interest with Danny. Not only did he already have a girlfriend by the name of Samantha Manson, but he also was more than capable enough of fending them off with his ghostly abilities.
• They aren't even welcomed within their own sub-house of Tainted Love, and even than they are disgusted by a couple deities there, like Gideon Graves and his frozen collection of girlfriends, or Raynare and Sekai Saionji for killing their own boyfriends. They are also disgusted by Frollo for his actions, but also telling him to "either love this Esmeralda girl or kill her!" They also didn't take too well with Hans attempting to kill his own love interest, Anna. Garterbelt personally volunteered to help keep the three in line after hearing of them, due to him actually wanting to keep Brief and his penis (which holds the keys to a door in Hell that hosts a powerful ghost) safe.
  • Kotonoha Katsura actually once approved of the three's dedication to the Eds, and invited them over to her temple. However, they then stated that they had an interest in Makoto Itou (not knowing that he was their person of interest as well), and she actually directly called for and teamed up with Sekai Saionji and launched an instant attack on them. As such, the two girls will form a Teeth-Clenched Teamwork and fight them off if Makoto is in danger.
• Interestingly enough, they seemed to have mellowed out a bit, most noticeably when May once tried to present Ed a Valentine's Day card, only for him to freak out and run off, crushing her spirits. Even more surprisingly, Double Dee stepped up and offered his own Valentine's Day card he planned on giving Nazz to cheer her up. After an incident involving cupids forcing people to fall in love with each other and Rolf fighting them off via mop and lemons, Double Dee actually decided to keep one of the letters that May crafted him while they were underneath the love arrow's influence. They also started using less destructive means of trying to win over their respective Ed. Time will tell if this new behavior sticks.
• It was brought up to their attention that in one deleted scene of a finale, they would have actually succeeded in marrying the Eds, but only in a dream sequence. They were AGITATED at the fact this not only barely didn't happen but was only a dream, while the Eds are relieved, like the world and some planets were lifted off of their shoulders. It's because of this they have some sort of common grounds of sympathy with Audrey II, who also had his own grand victory ruined by higher-ups and focus groups.

Sergei

Sergei, God of Being In Love With Someone's Carnage (God of Vanity, God of Insanity, Sergei of the Seven Deities/Eight Guardian Generals, Dancer)

• Intermediate God (potentially capable of becoming a Greater God)
• Symbol: His crescent moon halo
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Loves Carnage, Ax-Crazy, Combat Sadomasochist, Very effeminate appearance, Fighting Narcissist, Laughing Mad, Lunacy, The Unfought
• Domains: Carnage, Vanity, Beauty, Insanity
• Allies: Deus, Wyzen, Augus, Kefka Palazzo, The Joker, Vega, Zarbon, Tomie Kawakami, Junko Enoshima, Hisoka
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Yasha
• Enemies: Asura, Mithra, Chakravartin, Twilight Sparkle, Lea, Team Dai-Gurren
• Sergei was born in Shinkoku Trastrium to a wealthy family and joined the Shinkoku Army in order to seek inspiration for his compositions of art despite his disinterest in combat. He eventually became one of the Eight Guardian Generals and, together with the other Generals, fought against the dark forces of the Gohma. His mantra affinity is Vanity. After a battle against the Gohma, Sergei and six of the other generals participated in General Deus' coup d'etat. During the coup, Deus ordered Sergei to kidnap Mithra and kill Durga. While Asura was facing off against Wyzen, Sergei murdered Durga and brought Mithra to Deus. After the assassination of the Emperor and the banishment and death of General Asura, who was blamed as the cause, the Eight Guardian Generals were disbanded and transformed into the Seven Deities. 12,500 years later, Sergei still served as Deus' right-hand man and commanded his own fleet. While Sergei and Yasha were purifying corrupted Gohma forces, Asura, after having destroyed Sergei's fleet, appeared before them in his new Wrath form and slashed through Sergei's body, wounding him badly. After explaining the details behind his treachery, Sergei was smashed into the ground by Asura and was killed by him when he stomped on Sergei's head, crushing it. Sergei was later reincarnated into the modern world, where he became a famous pop star.
• Sergei was originally one of the last of the Seven Deities to be ascended as part of Deus's plans, he was granted the title of Agent Peacock. However, once further scrutiny had been given for each and every one of them, Sergei was removed along with Wyzen, Kalrow and Olga. Unperturbed by this setback, Deus attempted to ascend the remaining Seven Deities once again. After the successful ascension of Wyzen, Deus managed to once again ascend Sergei into the pantheon, this time as the God of Being In Love With Someone's Carnage.
• Sergei was quite happy to hear that Asura and Yasha were both in the pantheon. Despite Deus' advice to avoid any confrontations for the time being, Sergei decided to pay them both a visit. Asura, understandably, was furious to see him and nearly ripped him apart, but ultimately stopped because he knows that Sergei would enjoy it. Yasha, similarly, decided not to attack Sergei and instead simply greeted him. Somewhat disappointed, Sergei nonetheless remarked that he was looking forward to seeing both of them fight. Since then, Sergei and his comrades have occasionally worked alongside Yasha whenever they end up battling against Chakravartin.
• Surprisingly, Sergei has rejected membership within the GUAD due to the fact that he doesn't support their goal of destroying absolutely everything. He's shown some interest in perhaps joining the GUAC, but has, for the moment, decided to continue working with Deus.
• Sergei gets along well with Kefka and the Joker thanks to the trio's penchant for enjoying death and destruction. However, the latter two are confused by Sergei's obsession with the "beauty" of destruction, while Sergei believes that they are horribly undermotivated.
• He quickly formed a friendship with Vega and Zarbon due to them similarly being physically beautiful fighters. However, both of them are rather weary of Sergei's particular definition of beauty, which revolves around destruction rather than appearance. Nonetheless, they regard him as an ally and occasionally accompany him whenever he requires assistance in destroying something (or someone) he deems to be "hideous".
• Sergei was absolutely fascinated by Tomie Kawakami when he heard of her strange healing abilities. Upon first meeting her, she tried to seduce him and he subsequently dismembered her with sadistic pleasure. After she regenerated into several brand new Tomies, Sergei thanked her for allowing him to experience such exquisite beauty and allowed the Tomies to each go their separate ways. Since then, whenever they meet, whichever Tomie he's talking to will flirt with him and ask that he kill rival Tomies, which he always does very excitedly. None are certain whether or not Tomie is successfully manipulating him during these encounters or if he's doing all of it out of his own free will.
• He's also managed to befriend Junko Enoshima, who similarly enjoys destruction due to the despair it causes people. For his part, Sergei appreciates having someone else around with a similar passion as his and is impressed by the despair that she has caused.
• Sergei is on extremely good terms with Hisoka, whom he regards as a kindred spirit. He respects Hisoka's art of killing with a smile and hopes to one day see him in action. Hisoka similarly appreciates Sergei's love of destruction and enjoys spending time with him.
• Twilight Sparkle was horrified when she discovered that Sergei was the one who killed Mithra's mother, and immediately went to his temple to confront him. Sergei for his part laughed at her distraught expression, claiming that the pony "had never looked more beautiful".
• Due to the fact that he has never been seen fighting at full power, many gods have wondered about his fighting style and strength. Lea has theorized that Sergei fights similarly to his old friend Saïx, harnessing the moon's power and amplifying it into energy, and has expressed interest in challenging Sergei to a fight in order to find out.

Vlad Masters

Vlad Masters, God of Love For the Sake Of It (Vlad Plasmius, Vladdy, V-Man, Wisconsin Ghost, Cheesehead, Fruitloop)

^{Vlad Plasmius} 

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: A miniature ghost portal
• Theme Song: This
• Alignment: Neutral Evil, though tries to come across as Lawful Neutral
• Portfolio: Broken Ace, Dark Mirror To Danny, Lusts After Maddie, Silver Fox, Freak Lab Accident, Cares More About Being With Maddie Than Maddie Herself, Love Makes You Evil, White-Washed By The Fans, Refined Villainy, Former Friends With Jack (Whom He Hopes To Off To Get With His Wife), Villain with Good Publicity, Seeks To Be Danny's Father-Figure, Falls Apart At The End, Goes Beyond The Point Of No Return, Condemns Himself To Banishment, Heel Realization
• Domains: Ghosts, Riches, Obsessions, Desire
• Followers: Akane, Brian Slade
• Allies: Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Doctor Doom, Plankton, Neo Cortex, Lezard Valeth, Beetlejuice, Denzel Q. Crocker
• Enemies: Danny Fenton, Dark Danny, Sam Manson, Jack and Maddie Fenton, Peter Parker, Spongebob Squarepants, Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Othello, Gabriel Belmont, Marona, The Ghostbusters, Rika Furude, Killia, Father Kerras and Father Merrin, Isabelle
• Opposed by: The House of Commerce
• By day, Vlad Masters is a powerful Wisconsin businessman and later the mayor of Amity Park. In truth, he is a sinister super-villain and messed up figure. Initially a close friend to Jack Fenton and infatuated with Maddie, an accident with a ghost portal would put him out of commission and deny him the chance to be with Maddie. However, it would grant him ghost powers and allow him to amass a fortune, though all he wants is for Maddie to love him and for a time Danny to become a surrogate son. By any means necessary.
• Resembles Dracula, but they don't have any relationship.
• Though he adamantly denies any insanity and will throttle whoever calls him a fruit loop, his obsession with Maddie is completely unhealthy. He's more interested in the idea of being with her, and has no problems trying to covertly kill Jack. He can totally get behind Lezard. Othello however hates him since he reminds him of his shameful actions.
• Can get behind Neo Cortex, as they're both sick of people calling them mad.
• Danny Fenton was enraged to learn that his nemesis had ascended, and immediately went off to kick his ass. However, both of them will team up against Dark Danny. Vlad considers that Danny as an abomination, whose actions would lead that Vlad to realize what a fool he'd been.
• Given his similarities to Norman Osborn and being at odds with a teen superhero, he and Spiderman are at odds.
• His closest ally in the pantheon is none other than Lex Luthor. Both of them are powerful businessmen with ego and envy issues, good publicity, an obsession with their nemesis and botched their popularity with big villainous stunts. He also has some kinship with Doctor Doom and Norman Osborn, given their own obsessions with their teen nemesis and their family.
• Has caused some trouble for himself by being a more blatant villain, with plans of conquest. However it backfired and forced him into becoming a wandering space nomad. He's tried to go back to basics in the pantheon, reminding himself not to try any crazy world take-over or time travel stints again. He has used many a fangirl to cover for his actions.
• The House of Commerce is no fan of Vlad, due to how he acquired his vast fortune; possessing rich tycoons and using his ghost powers to steal a fortune. Exorcists in the pantheon have been hired to stop him.
• Being half-ghost he has a place in the House of Ghosts, but rarely visits as they don't have much to offer him. He does wonder if Youma Konpaku has any relation to him or Danny though, due to being half-ghost. Like all evil ghosts, he avoids the Ghostbusters. He also avoids Rika Furude and Gabriel Belmont due to their ability to destroy ghosts. The ghost he gets on with the most is Beetlejuice, as like him they are ghosts who linger for women they cannot have.
• Makes sure to avoid antagonizing those with trick shots, as his ghostly shields only block in one direction.
• Once teamed up with Plankton and Mr Crocker under Professor Calamitous in order to take over the multiverse. It didn't pan out well, and it made him an enemy of Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner.

Lesser Gods

Ato-ko Shirogane

Ato-ko Shirogane, The Unholy Destroyer of Couples (Atlach-Nacha, The Spinner in Darkness, Atoko, Atko)

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: A five-pedalled flower on a spider web
• Alignment: True Neutral casually, though is more like Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: The Third Wheel To Break Relationships Because She Can, Huge Perversion Under a Lady-like Façade, Canon Immigrant Villainy, Arachnid Appearance and Attire, Parasol of Prettiness, Kimono Is Traditional, Weak, but Skilled Due of Webbing and Poison, Ability to Smell Love, Humanoid Abomination (or just Moe Anthropomorphism)
• Domains: Love (Betrayer), Lust, Façade, Spiders
• Allies: Nyarko, Mahiro Yasaka (they are wary of her actions, though), Cuuko, Hasta, Shantak-kun, Sadira, Hatsune Hirasaka, Arachne, Skuld, Tabane Shinonono
• Enemies: Yoriko Yasaka, Raynare, Queen Chrysalis, Kyu Sugardust
• Opposed by: Who are we kidding, every single couple in the Pantheon (aside of maybe gay couples), Aphrodite
• It is one thing to try to sabotage a relationship. It is one thing to do it multiple times. And then there is Ato-ko, who is known to have snatched away men from women and then dump them in numerous times just for the schadenfreude and so that she can feed off the despair the break-up causes.
• To say that every couple in the Pantheon is wary of her would probably be true. However, Ato-ko does not simply break any relationship. She seeks the one who has the most love poured into it, helped by the fact that she can smell love. Just breaking any relationship wouldn't be exciting.
  • In fact, Ato-ko is known to try to improve relationships between two couples, even if it's to ripen them up. She was the reason why Mahiro's Unwanted Harem was dropped after her willingly kissed Nyarko after a test set up by Ato-ko. The fact that she seems to have a grudge with Mahiro's mother seems to also drive her.
• In any casual situation, Ato-ko at first looks like a prim and proper lady but in reality, she is anything but. She is actually a huge pervert what even embarrasses Nyarko and Cuuko. If you look at her browser history, it is full of porn sites. You can guess her favourite genre of works. She says that "there is surprising amount of works on that genre about Belldandy".
• Special Lovers Squad, Chick Magnet Quartet and Yandere Squad has her in rather high priority. She cannot blame them, saying that she is less like their biggest enemy and more like the personification of their biggest fear. Though she does avoid dealing with them, SLS out of few threats by them (especially Juvia) and executing her plans on Mahiro would unleash all sort of Hell, YS because she knows dealing with them would be really messy and CMQ because dealing with harems can be messy, mainly due of potential one-way attractions and due of having to deal with group of people after that.
  • Note that she seems to avoid Issei the most, but mainly because of what Raynare did to him. Because she thinks that killing someone on their very first date really nets you nothing in the long run. Such an amateur. Also she thinks that Issei's heart is broken enough that breaking it further wouldn't be interesting.
• She is seen around Sadira as she also uses webbing to captivate any potential foes in order to poison them.
• Looks like Hirasaka in a kimono. She herself is keeping a "decent" relationship, saying that she has no interest of breaking the love between her and Kanako. She is straight, not a lesbian. Though both of them have pointed out that she has the same (sur)name as Hirasaka's arc-nemesis. The three of them, however, still maintain a steady friendship.
  • Hatsune, though has on numerous times told her that she thinks her lifestyle is rather disgusting. Her lack of any ethics, may have something to do with it, considering the fact the spider-demon eats/rapes people, but Hatsune has inquired why she hasn't decided to simply settle down with a single partner., due to the fact despite there similarities, Hatsune is forced to have sex with others, simply to survive, instead of malice.
• Is forbidden getting anywhere near Gomez and Morticia Addams. And she respects that. Really, its not her fault that the guys cheat on their girl for her. If the guy is able to stand above her influence, then fine.
• Is known to offer up help (direct or hints) to how to break up relationships or get a man who is already in one. One "customer" is Tabane, and where she herself doesn't want to deal with large harems like Ichika, she helps Tabane to do it herself, even if she has to play a bit of The Matchmaker. Besides, seeing the reaction of Ichika's girls when some outsider snatches him to herself is something she wants to see.
• There is bit of bad blood between her and Aphrodite as the latter really realizes how much suffering she must cause due of how "loose" she is.
• Queen Chrysalis has her high on enemy list due the fact that she could potentially cut off good sources of love. Ato-ko has called her with different "old timer" names like "Christmas cake" and has managed to kill off any Changelings send after her.
• Of all the gods she would visit, she seems to like to visit Mara. Mainly because she finds his innuendoes funny. Also there are hints that she might join GUAC, though its hard to tell yet.
  • The innuendo part is also why she likes to visit Moxxi's bar. No word on them getting it on (no one is sure if Ato-ko actually wants to have sex with anyone), but some gods fear that she might turn bi due of this.

The Black Queen of Sogo

The Black Queen of Sogo, Goddess of Villains Who Protect Heroes from Harm and Untoward Attentions (The Great Tyrant, Little One-Eyed Wench, Your/Her Majesty, Slupe)

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: Her horn
• Theme Song: "Hello Pretty Pretty" and "The Black Queen's Beads"^note (25:40 and 27:58 respectively)
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Saving Barbarella, lusting after her, "have sex with me or the angel gets it" (paraphrased), the raving mad queen of an evil people, swinging both ways, going undercover among the plebe, unimportant villain in the grand scheme of things, escaping punishment while being unrepentantly evil, The Hedonist, Psycho Knife Nut, Proud Beauty, wearing eye patches during badass moments, accidental savior of the universe, asshole aliens that are indistinguishable from humans, the dark to Barbarella's light.
• Domains: Lust, Pleasure, Royalty, Evil, Madness, Aliens, Protection
• High Priestess: The White Queen
• Allies: Lezard Valeth, Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Jareth, Caligula, Discord, Aerys II Targaryen, Gilgamesh, Gaston, Rexie
• Enemies: Durand Durand, many good-aligned members from the House of Royalty, Cersei Lannister, all the Baratheons, Hans Westergard, Scar, YHVH, Katsuragi
• Protectorate: Barbarella
• Despised by: Melkor, villains in general
• Likes: Cosmos
• Good Counterpart: Malcolm Reynolds
• Rivals: The Evil Queen, The Queen of Hearts
• Scares: Miyuki-chan
• The Black Queen ruled over the city of Sogo in the planet Lythion of the Tau Ceti system, a place where doing evil was law and a new perversion was invented every day. Despite widespread perception of her as a depraved tyrant, she ascended for saving Barbarella's life twice (albeit not with pure intentions; she's Chaotic Evil, not a charity), and the entire universe (by accident).
• Is not actually a queen anymore, since she totaled the city-state she used to rule in order to get revenge on the man who usurped her. Still gets called Black Queen by most as few people are privy to her actual name.
• The big reason the Black Queen is in the Pantheon is so Barbarella can have someone to defend her on a regular basis. Cosmos knows Barbarella needs the protection. As far as the Queen is concerned, this is a great chance to convince Barbarella to... reward her. Barbarella is not the least bit interested in thanking her in that specific manner, though she has done favors of another nature for her, like getting her her own Tongue Box so the alien queen can communicate with the other deities.
  • Her taste for the dramatic actually led to her not revealing her presence in the Pantheon to Barbarella until she was needed (which, given that it's Barbarella we're talking about, didn't take long at all).
• She isn't only capable of protecting Barbarella; others can pray for her to come to their aid in case they run into trouble, though it's something of a Luck-Based Mission given her responses depend on her mood. Maybe she'll stab you right there. Maybe she won't come even if you spend hours praying. Oh, and she also expects to be rewarded for every rescue.
• Her temple at the House of Evil Actions looks like her throne room, only a lot smaller because Melkor doesn't want to waste too much space on a villain who ascended for saving her respective heroine. The one in the House of Tainted Love resembles the Chamber of Dreams, only there's no invisible wall separating it from the outside world. She practically only lives in the latter because the less Melkor sees of her, the better. As it turns out, the deities at Tainted Love are a lot more understanding of her activities than the ones at Evil Actions.
• Because she was usurped in her world, she really hates any usurpers in the Pantheon. She's not so great at anticipating them, though.
  • Related to this, she's a Targaryen supporter and wants Daenerys to take the Iron Throne back, but close to no Targaryens want anything to do with her because her way of ruling is similar to that of their crazier members. The big exception is the Mad King Aerys II, who thinks she's a kindred spirit and has requested that she protect Daenerys once in a while too.
  • And now Durand Durand, the one who usurped her, has ascended. She was quite enraged at the news and wanted to just march into his temple and stab him multiple times. Barbarella, ever the pacifist and hoping Durand Durand can be reasoned with, begged her not to do it. Her Majesty thinks Barbarella is simply naive, but she's decided to stick to her job of protecting her from him.
• Her title makes her rather unpopular among her fellow villains, especially the more hardline ones such as Maleficent. Ironically, various Japanese deities have noticed that she sounds an awful lot like Maleficent anyway. They take care not to actually mention this to Maleficent though.
• Is surprisingly fond of Cosmos. It's likely because the power of sheer goodness saved her from being digested by an evil lava lamp blob monster. Also has something to do with the fact that Melkor really doesn't like her while Cosmos is cautiously appreciative of what she does in the Pantheon. But above all:
  Black Queen: Cosmos is very pretty-pretty, too.
• Gilgamesh was rather impressed when he heard about how she effectively used the godlike Mathmos as a nuke to make the usurper of her throne pay. He's of the opinion that someone who places herself in command of a deity so brazenly is worthy of his aid.
• She, Lezard and Jareth relate to each other a lot because they all have amorous feelings for their respective nemeses. Jareth is also interested in the fact that the city of Sogo was surrounded by a labyrinth and wants to learn all about how it functioned.
• Miyuki-chan once accidentaly dropped into her temple through a rabbit hole and was scared out of her mind at running into one of the people who once harrassed her in her dreams. She has avoided the temple ever since and prays that a rabbit hole won't transport her there again. Her Majesty doesn't really get it, but is happy to see that someone respects her as a villain. She insists she has never used whips in her life though.
• YHVH considers her an irregularity that should have been wiped out with the rest of her people given that they existed outside the One World Order spanning several galaxies of Barbarella's universe.
• As the Goddess of Villainous Rescue she's the dark counterpart to the God of the same-thing-except-heroic Big Damn Heroes, Malcolm Reynolds. Needless to say, they don't get along, though they're less enemies and more like co-workers who hate each other. Malcolm is not allowed to save Barbarella, by the way. But neither is anyone else.
• Sometimes gets grief from the Evil Queen and the Queen of Hearts because they all have similar names to each other and it's starting to confuse the other deities.
• Often hangs out with Discord. She finds his chaotic antics extremely entertaining. Although she sometimes feels jealous that he managed to form such a good friendship with Fluttershy when her own relationship with Barbarella is still tense at best. This occasionally leads to Discord plotting out ways for her and Barbarella to become closer.
• Katsuragi once offered her advice: "We Earth girls use skinship to deepen our bonds. Why don't you try it with Barbarella?" No points for guessing how that ended. The Black Queen has sworn revenge on Katsuragi for it. Katsuragi is surprised it failed and thinks the Queen messed it up somehow.
• Is close with Caligula since they're both insane rulers with some very peculiar behaviors (he's also reputedly one of her inspirations). She also looked into becoming allies with the similarly infamous Nero, but was disappointed that she doesn't live up to her reputation.
• As unlikely as it seems, she found a lot of common ground with Gaston since they're both very egocentric and believe they deserve their love (well, in the Black Queen's case, it's lust) interests' affection. And she, too, uses anteaters in all of her decorating.
• Strictly Just Friends with Frank-N-Furter, because despite having a lot in common with him (being aliens with lustful, hedonistic natures), she has wisen up to his jealous streak and doesn't want him to target Barbarella. Her choices in allies are already limited enough as it is.
• Has an affinity for the Tyrannosaurus Rex since they're both tyrannical queens who had their rule challenged by upstarts and saved the day in an epic (if unintentional) fashion.

Garterbelt

Reverend Garterbelt, God of Raunchy Preachers (Garter, Master G)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His afro-shaped chest hair
• Theme Song: Jumping Mole (Nerdcore Switch), or Immoral Church
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Has a Thing For Children and Bondage, being the Only Sane Man In Spite of Appearances, Afro Asskicker, Badass Preacher, the inability to die, a preference for shotguns
• Domains: Faith, Order, Fetishes, Death
• Allies: Brief (though Garter scares the crap outta him), Mako Mankanshoku, Ryuko Matoi, Satsuki Kiryuin, Samuel L. Jackson, Jules Winnfield
• Fire-Forged Friends with: Alexander Anderson
• Enemies: Corset, Scanty And Kneesocks, the Houses of Demons and Ghosts
• Opposes: Evil rapists like the Kurgan and Ragyo Kiryuin (because Garterbelt has standards), C.C., Lelouch vi Britannia, Satan (South Park)
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Panty and Stocking Anarchy, possibly Scanty and Kneesocks
• Garter was the former high priest of Father Anderson, but when he found out that Brief found his way in, he demanded that he get a title so Corset doesn't get a hold of him. He was given a rather embarrassing title in response, but Garter was fine with whatever he could get.
• Despite proving himself as a good-natured man, Garter is banned from entering the House of Family, due to his penchant for kidnapping children and forcing them into his own sexual desires. Garter claims that he just did that so he could find the power of Hell's Monkey, but supplementary material proves otherwise.
• Became Fire-Forged Friends with his former superior. While Anderson still doesn't like his orientation, they found Commonality Connections in the settings of their stories and being in the business of hunting the supernatural.
• Was a friend of Mako's before he ascended, so when he was inducted in the Pantheon proper, she introduced him to Ryuko and Satsuki. At first, they were less than amused about meeting him, considering that he reminded them of Ragyo, but they ultimately decided that he was a much more pleasant person than her. Garter himself agrees that the two are easier to work with than the Anarchy sisters.
• He has contempt for the Kurgan and C.C., the former for adhering to Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil, and the latter for being a witch whose ally mind controlled a divine entity.
• Does this in his spare time.
• He's been getting some odd looks from the likes of Vegeta, Piccolo, Zoro, and Major Armstrong, for some reason. Issei Hyodo, one of Panty's foremost targets, has also thought that his voice reminds him of Welsh Dragon Ddraig.
• His afro is rather convenient for him, as it holds an array of weapons, including his personal favorite, shotguns. Unfortunately for him, it holds something else, and Garter has to go into long periods of seclusion to make sure his afro doesn't explode.
• Has been told that his backstory is similar to Tony Montana.
• Was told that Stocking is actually a demon. Surprisingly enough, Garter didn't seem shocked when told about it. As of late, he's been seen more and more with the Daemon sisters. Time will tell if something comes out of this.
• Also in the house of Religion and Faith.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn

Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel ^{HA HA} "Call me Harley! Everyone does.", Goddess of Mad Love (Harley Quinn, Harley Hackemup, Yellow Lantern, Hammer Harleen, Batgirl, Dr. Seaborn, The Cupid of Crime, The Maiden of Mischief, Holly Chance)

^{Click here for her classic costume} 

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: A red-and-black jester cap and three diamonds
• Theme: Harley Quinn (Danger Danger), DC's Harley Quinn
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral at best, Chaotic Evil at worst.
• Portfolios: Perky Female Minions, Chronic Anti Villainy, Failed Attempts to Reform, Supervillains With Meaningful Aliases, Mad Love, Immigration to Canon, Villainous Harlequins, The Nicknamer
• Domains: Love, Madness, Trickery
• Herald: Bud and Lou (her pet hyenas), The Brooklyn Bruisers (Harley's roller derby team), the surviving members of the Quinntets (Harley's old gang), the unascended gang from her 2019 animated show
• High Priest: Jinx (The Flash 1990)
• Followers: Mao, Lysa Arryn, Karin, Mother Night, Mrs. Lovett, Tsukiko
• Allies:
  • When with Joker: Joker's allies (especially Slappy the Dummy), Bellatrix Lestrange, Baroness, Jinx, Tira, Bad Girl (but also considers a rival and somewhat opposes her), Junko Enoshima and Monokuma
  • When not with Joker: Amy Rose, Misa Amane, Cassie Cage
  • Other: Selina Kyle/Catwoman, The Hyenas, Shylock and Kyle Broflovski, Max Eisenhardt/Magneto
• Villainous Friendship (when with the Joker): Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (and often more), Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow, Edward Nigma/The Riddler, Arnold Wesker/The Ventriloquist, Basil Karlo/Clayface, Neopolitan (formerly)
• Odd Friendship: Laura Kinney/X-23
• Friendly Enemy (when with the Joker) / Teeth-Clenched Teamwork (when not with Joker): Members of the Batfamily (especially Batman, Nightwing, Jason Todd, Batgirl), Wonder Woman, Shazam, Superman, Supergirl, Power Girl
• Just Friends: Floyd Lawton/Deadshot, Deadpool, Hisoka Morow
• Complicated Relationship: The Joker
• Interested in: The Beasts and Fauna House and Christmas deities in the House of Celebration
• Enemies: The Batman Who Laughs, Regime Superman, Harvey Dent/Two-Face
• Resents: Mele
• Respected by: Dr. Angus Bumby and Dr. Frasier Crane
• Pities: Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze
• Opposed by: Jimmy Olsen
• Previously the Herald (ex-Herald!) for the Joker, after being left behind to serve as a distraction for the Jester of Genocide for the last time, Harley Quinn decided not to live under his shadow any more. She went around the Pantheon, stealing random articles of clothing from other gods until she made a new costume for herself to replace her old one, and petitioned the Court of the Gods to become the Goddess of... well, she didn't know yet! But she'd figure it out! Luckily, she gained truly impressive amounts of support from other deities in the Pantheon, who quickly found her a trope for her to take for herself—and all despite the Joker's best efforts.
  • Initially held the role of Perky Female Minion, but after she expressed dissatisfaction with it the Court of the Gods decided that she was better fitted for Mad Love given she practically wrote the book on it. And in case anyone was wondering, it's been suggested that she suffers from Histrionic Personality Disorder.
• The story of Harley Quinn is a classic: Boy Meets Girl, girl falls for boy, girl breaks boy out of insane asylum and helps him commit immoral acts. A tale as old as crime! Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel was a naïve psychotherapist where she met the Joker. After a great many sessions with the Clown Prince of Crime, Dr. Quinzel quickly fell in love with the Monster Clown. She soon began helping him break out of the Asylum and, when her role in his escapes was discovered, ditched her job and her old identity to aid her "Mistah J" with his laughably unlawful schemes as his girlfriend... Harley Quinn!
  • Yes, that's the story everyone knows, but it turns out it's not so simple. It turns out that when Harleen was in college ^{HA HA} on a gymnastics scholarship, she performed a psychological experiment involving herself and her boyfriend, Guy Kopski, to test her graduate thesis: that people only disregard the social norms when they commit a crime or when they're in love. The experiment, which involved tricking Guy into believing she had committed a terrible crime and seeing whether he still loved her, was a massive disaster. After actually shooting someone himself to protect Harleen, Guy asked Harleen to help him shoot himself. Did she acquiesce to his request? Did she help him shoot himself? All that's known is that he died, and Harleen was set on the road that would eventually lead her to the only person she felt could understand the chaos that had led to her boyfriend's death. The Joker. ^{HA HA} she wouldn't learn until years later that it was actually her psychiatry teacher spiking Guy's drinks with Joker Venom that was actually the cause.
  • But wait, there's more! To cement her change into the new and improved Harley Quinn, The Joker brought her to Ace Chemicals and violently pushed her into a vat of chemicals. These chemicals bleached her skin and shattered her grip on reality—exactly the same way they had the Joker himself. That night, Harley Quinn was officially born.
• Harley Quinn loves animals^{HA HA} Get your mind out of the gutter, and there are no animals she loves more than Bud and Lou, her pet hyenas. Trained by her while she was dating the Joker, Bud and Lou are extremely loyal to Harley, and the affection for her "babies" is mutual. She often goes to the Beasts and Fauna House to let them run around and feed the other hyenas—Banzai, Shenzi, and Ed. She feeds them a lot, and as a result they'll pretty much do anything she says. And that does mean anything.
• Gossip throughout the Pantheon has suggested that at some point while dating the Joker, she got pregnant. Some say she had a daughter named Lucy with the Joker (of which he's supposedly unaware), while others assert that it was a false positive. True or false, the few times the rumor's been brought to her attention, she's completely denied it ("Somethin' happens ta ya in a couple'a diff'rent universes, and suddenly ev'ryone thinks they happened ta you!")... and then thoroughly beat whoever she found was spreading it around to a pulp.
• While once the devoted lover of her "Puddin'", Harley has attempted numerous times to get out of her toxic romance with the Joker. Unfortunately, she finds his influence addictive and difficult to shake off, and despite her best efforts she has an unfortunate habit of relapsing and getting back together with him. This results in a dysfunctional on-again, off-again relationship. Many of her relationships are dependent on whether she's with the Joker or not, and it can be difficult at times to discern which side she's on.
  • Applies when her relationship to the Joker is "on":
    • She made quick friends with Bellatrix Lestrange, Tira, and Baroness, as they're all Dark Mistresses who obsess over a really evil guy (or sword, in Tira's case...). Back when Tira was Harley's follower, Harley used to think Tira was using a Unusual Euphemism when she told her that her crush was a sword... but no, it turns out that's literally exactly what Soul Edge is. Even Harley admits that's a little crazy. Their double dates are the definition of awkward.
    • Also has a budding friendship with Other Criminals Jinx, Bad Girl, and Junko Enoshima due to their similar personalities. All of them have been seen arm in arm laughing joyfully while indulging in some girl's night outs.
  • Applies when her relationship to the Joker is "off":
    • Don't think that being away from the Joker makes her harmless... or even necessarily good. While Harley generally does try to be decent when on her own, she'll prove herself every bit as Ax-Crazy and depraved as her ex if the people around her aren't careful. Oh, and if you want to stay alive around her, do not make any reference to the killer clown around her. Just don't.
    • Has been involved in various rebound relationships in between her bouts with the Joker. She dated Jimmy Olsen once. It didn't end well (yeah, bet you weren't expecting to find that trope in this profile). Deadshot, a... er... let's go with "colleague"... that she works with in the Suicide Squad. After a certain incident, however, they've decided to... see other people. In the Pantheon, she's been asked out by both Deadpool and Hisoka Morow. She liked them both (especially Deadpool, who reminds her of Red Tool, a vigilante similar to him who fell in love with her), but decided not to pursue relationships with them after she realized she'd just be using them as obvious replacements for the Joker.
    • When she's not hanging around the Joker, she's almost always hanging around with Poison Ivy. The man-hating plant girl and the fun-loving clown may seem an odd pair, but Poison Ivy is so used to getting what she wants with manipulation and pheromones that the only people that can really interest her enough to enjoy spending time with are those ones that she can't control... which pretty much fits Harley Quinn to a "T"^{HA HA} Harley was also endowed with superhuman physical abilities from a serum given to her by Ivy. "Red" has often proved a more stable and temperate companion to Harley then the Joker has, though not alway perfectly; being a misanthrope, Ivy finds it difficult sometimes to be respectful of Harley's intellect and opinions. Luckily, anytime they have a falling out, they always manage to get back together again. In fact, their romantic relationship, a subject of much speculation, was finally confirmed. Specifically, they've been described as "girlfriends without the jealousy of monogamy". On occasion, they're joined (er... not in that way...) in their schemes by Catwoman. Though Harley and Selina's relationship isn't nearly as tight as hers and Ivy, Harley does consider her a close friend. Together, the three are known as the "Gotham City Sirens".
    • While she still antagonizes the various superheroes she runs into when working with the Joker, she still tends to be pleasant and sociable with them even as she's beating them to a pulp (or, as the case may be, if they're beating her). If she's not, though, then she's really good at cultivating and maintaining friendships (or at least acquaintanceships^{HA HA} a-quinn-tanceships? with some of them. Obviously, while her connections to the Batfamily can be strained (most of them still haven't forgotten that time she dressed as the original Batgirl... while Barbara Gordon was still in a wheelchair because of the Joker), overall she works well with them, so it tends to sadden them whenever they find her partnering up with the Joker again. The next most significant of these is probably Wonder Woman and Power Girl. Not many know this, but she's been a closet fan of Wonder Woman ever since she was a kid◊, and during one incident she swapped clothes with her and fought bad guys with her (It's a Long Story). Power Girl, on the other hand, is... well... she's a fan of her for a couple of other reasons.
    • She often gets together with Misa Amane to swap stories about their love interests. At first, Misa only accepted the invitation on Light's direction in a bid to see if they could get the Joker's real name out of her. Once it became clear that Harley knows as much about that as they do, Light decided to keep her alive in case by some chance she ever found out... which is just an excuse Misa came up with to avoid having to kill her new friend. Harley got Amy Rose to join in on these discussions after she stole her Piko Piko Hammer to lure her to their favorite restaurant, where they then proceeded to have a duel of hammers. The specifics of that showdown and its ultimate conclusion have not been revealed to the public, but it's rumored that they're in the middle of co-writing a Rock Opera about it now.
    • Stumbled into a fight against Cassie Cage when she mistook her for her "Cassie Quinn" costume and thought she was in the middle of a Mirror Match. After an extended round of combat (mixed with plenty of Snark-to-Snark Combat), Cassie realized her error and apologized. Harley was quick to forgive her (it probably helped that they both know how it feels to get pummeled by the Joker) and afterward Harley gushed over how good said Cassie Quinn outfit looked ("Damn, Casserole! Ya look mo' like me than I do sometimes!"). The clown insists that she wear it any time they hang out, just to mess with people.
• Has a weird relationship with X-23. On one hand, they don't really have all that much in common on the surface. One's a blonde, colorful Genki Girl driven crazy by love, while the other is a noirette, suicidal Emotionless Girl who only retained her humanity due to The Power of Love. Despite this, Harley initiates frequent encounters with Laura—often without informing her beforehand—to just hang out and try to make her laugh (she has yet to succeed, but she's gotten pretty close), and over time they've realized their subtle similarities—the biggest of which being that they're both Dark Action Girls who have been through serious abuse that they're trying to heal from and channel for good (at least, most of the time for Harley...). Laura once asked the clown what drew her to meet her in the first place, and Harley just shrugged. The truth is, even Harley isn't sure why she likes the clone. She just feels they're both special for some reason.
• High Councilor Kal-El is one of her biggest adversaries in the Pantheon, and one of the few that opposes her regardless of whether she's with the Joker or not. She, of course, hates him either way, too. If she is, then he killed her boyfriend (even if it was an alternate universe), and if not, well, the fact that he frequently tries to kill her due to her association to the Joker is really all the excuse she needs, isn't it?
• Though she doesn't particularly like any of the Dark Knights, the one she loathes the most is, who else, the Batman Who Laughs. If she's with the Joker, then he's a corrupt version of her boyfriend. If she's not, then he's a corrupt version of Batman (and her ex-boyfriend, which is saying something). Neither one is a particularly welcoming thought to her.
• Personally believes that Neopolitan and Roman Torchwick are an Outlaw Couple, finds the pairing incredibly romantic (Who would have guessed?), and no one can tell her otherwise! She'll eagerly assist her in her quest for revenge for Roman's death in the mortal world. Oh, and she's also come up with a couple of different theories about why Neo doesn't speak... but, really, who cares about that?
• As a former legitimate psychiatrist (Or was it psychologist?), Doctors Angus Bumby and Frasier Crane have (separately, of course) studied her work from her former career and, much to their surprise, found that she's actually quite brilliant (no, really) despite her reputation. She once wrote a diagnosis of the Joker that suggested that he was perfectly sane and merely pretending to be crazy so he would go to Arkham Asylum instead of prison or the electric chair. No one's quite sure how accurate such a diagnosis this is, but since it was written by Harley Quinn—and therefore almost certainly inadmissible in court—it's likely no one ever will be.
• She gets along really well with B-Man's other villains. There's her obvious friendship with Poison Ivy described above, and she sometimes helps out the Riddler ever now and again in coming up with new riddles. She enjoys huffing Scarecrow's Fear Gas For the Lulz, and he seems to be oddly friendly to her. She's been great friends with the Ventriloquist AKA Arnold Wesker ever since he cheered her up with a puppet show once, and this friendship translates into an affection for puppets and those who manipulate them, like Slappy the Dummy (though she can't really hang around him when she's not with the Joker).
  • She gained a crew made up of what she calls "the f**ken worst". Unfortunately, the only ascended member of this crew (besides Poison Ivy) is Basil Karlo AKA Clayface. She likes him well enough anyway. Beggars can't be choosers, after all.
  • One of the few exceptions to this would be Harvey "Two-Face" Dent. In the past, Harley joined Two-Face's gang after a falling out with the Joker, and ended up wrecking Dent's plans involving a woman with a split personality. That, and she's friends with Poison Ivy, who he used to date before becoming Two-Face.
  • They're not allies, but Harley does have a certain understanding with Mr Freeze. They are both canon immigrants^{HA HA} the latter in terms of characterization after all, and have a shared bad luck with love.
• Still celebrates Christmas, even though she's Jewish. She just really likes the pretty bright lights and colorful decorations. During the holidays (Probably other times, too, but who can tell?), no one is more excited to party in the House of Celebration than Harley Quinn. On the other hand, she's got nothing against being Jewish (At least, as far as anyone knows—she doesn't talk about it much, though she does say a lot of Yiddish expressions like "Oy!" and the word "Plotz".); so she does like to hang out with some of the other Jewish deities in the Pantheon, like Kyle Broflovski, Shylock, and Magneto to celebrate Jewish holidays.
• She would never admit it, but she's incredibly jealous of Mele. Not only did she fall in love with a villain, too, but she managed to get him to reciprocate, and in turn his love for her redeemed him! A couple of times it's motivated her to go back to the Joker in the hopes she can do the same... but it never works, which only adds to her frustration^{HA HA} "Why her, and not me? Some gals get all th' luck...". While Harley does try her best to keep her envy down, it's pretty hard when they're literally the gods of the trope.
• Surprisingly enough, Quagmire of all people treats her sympathetically. His sister suffered by the hands of an incredibly abusive boyfriend, and he's planning to try and free her from the Joker. Of course he inevitably would try to bone her, but for once he's not being nice to her for that reason. It'll probably end badly for him though.
• It's not known yet if she's aware there are three Jokers. The Joker would likely spin doctor this in a way to make her more dependent on him if she ever finds out.
• Also has a temple in Types of Madness.

Kotonoha Katsura

Kotonoha Katsura, Goddess of Removal of Romantic Rivals

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: A Bloody Handsaw
• Theme Song: "Kotonoha"
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Chaotic Evil/Neutral Evil in Yandere-Mode)
• Portfolio: Killing Romantic Rivals, Broken Cuties, Yanderes, Tragic, Emotionally Damaged Psychos, NICE BOATS, Victims of Girl Posse Bullying Done Because of It, Rape Victims, Cursed Beauties, Stalkers With Crushes, Lack of Therapists, Extreme Doormats
• Domains: Chaos, Evil, Domination, Love, Madness, Killing, Suprise, Trickery, Pain
• Heralds: Mr. Katsura and Manami Katsura (her parents), Kokoro Katsura (her little sister).
• High Priestess: Yandere-chan
• Allies: Yuno Gasai, Yuuki Terumi, Izaya Orihara, Bullseye, Makoto Itou, Anna Kozuki, Yuki Ashikaga, Lilith Madlove
• Rival/Friendly Enemy/Worthy Opponent: Sekai Saionji
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Belarus
• Enemies: Virtually every good female Deity in the House of Love, Naoto Shirogane, Kyouko Kirigiri, Madoka Kaname, Eliza and Neil Reagan, Dio Brando.
• Ascended for becoming perhaps the 2nd most infamous Yandere in all of anime (behind Yuno of course) in one of the most notorious yandere scenes of all time.
• Kotonoha supposedly trained with Bullseye for her swordsmanship, which could explain why she was able to slash Sekai's right side of her neck without the handsaw getting covered in blood. She actually trained Iaijutsu as a mortal, much to the surprise of many.
  • What HAS been confirmed is that Ridley the dragon, of all people, has been seen being impressed with her techniques and COMFORTING her. Either there's some hidden sympathy in him or it could be something a bit more romantic. When he was told that the rumors of this were spreading, he blushed and told everyone to stop it. Not that it helped matters, as he was seen protecting her from Makoto and Sekai.
• Upon Tsukuyomi's ascension, both of them joined forces with Yuno Gasai and Nu-13, forming the Yandere Quartet. Though once it fell down, she was almost ready to create another group, but she got into argument with Sekai. Ultimately the new Yuno made the Uandere Squad and invited the two in.
• Kotonoha's cooking is absolutely atrocious. It's the other reason why Terumi keeps her around: for him it's heaven on Earth and he loves seeing other gods cringe anyway.
• Was... Quite surprised to see her former ally Makoto Itou back in the Pantheon, as an actual deity too. She stopped being enemies with him after she found out he ascended to be with her, though she did notice the venom Makoto had for Terumi because of the event that made them enemies. This isn't going to end well...
  • Kotonoha was even more surprised that Sekai Saionji ascended into the Pantheon too, sharing Houses with her at that. She inmediately clashed with her over Makoto after Sekai tried to kill him for talking with her. However, their relationship is no longer considered that of bitter enemies, as they have found that they can get along so long as the subject of conversation is not Makoto. Though if Makoto ever enters into the conversation, well...
  • One thing all three can agree on is how they don't appreciate how Dio Brando killed someone who sounds like Makoto. It's not like Kakyoin was Makoto himself, and besides, Dio is still more twisted than them combined.

Raynare

Raynare, Goddess of Fetishized Abusers (Yuuma Amano, Reynalle, Shitty Fallen Angel)

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: Her black feathers
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Fallen Angel, The One Who Kicked off the Plot, Killed Issei for Being Boring And Messed Him Up in Romance, Light Is Not Good, Dog Kicking, Smug Snake, Human Name Coinciding with the Time of Day She Planned to Kill Him, Evil Is Sexy, Dirty Cowards, Unreasonably Popular Villains, Personally Vaporized By Issei's Second Love
• Domains: (Not Good) Light, Magic, Cruelty, Fake Love
• Allies: Gideon Graves, Shinnok, Tsukuyomi, Quan Chi, Zobek, Shao Kahn, Tanya, Ornstein and Smough (especially Ornstein), Mileena, Yuuki Terumi, Bi-Han/Noob Saibot, Shang Tsung, Sadira, Draco Malfoy, Embryo, Gul'dan, Raditz
• Enemies: The ascended members of the Occult Research Club, Issei Hyodo and Rias Gremory especially, Scott Pilgrim, Brief, Asuka, Homura of the Crimson Squad, the other members of the GUAG Relationship Enchancers (Negi Springfield, Hayate Ayasaki, Ichika Orimura, Ange, Sapphire Rhodonite), the other members of the GUAG Special Lovers Squad (Nyarko, Kuroko Shirai, Mele, Juvia Lockser, Miu Furinji, Ooi, Hungary, Setsuna Sakurazaki, Peko Pekoyama, Bayonetta, Luka, Panty Anarchy, Ato-ko Shirogane, Asura, Cuuko, Shu Ouma, Sekai Saionji, Anna Kozuki, Masato Kusaka/Kamen Rider Kaixa, Alice the 16, Yuno Gasai (after her abandoning the Yandere Quartet), Angel
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Kotonoha Katsura and Nu-13
• Distaff Counterpart to: Gideon Gordon Graves
• The first girl Issei had ever gone out with and tried his best to be a gentleman to her, she repays him by stabbing him in the gut and leaving him for dead, both because of his Sacred Gear and that she found him to be a boring boyfriend. This woman is responsible for his... issues.
• Issei was NOT HAPPY to hear that his ex had somehow reached the Pantheon and won't hesitate to give her another beating if he sees her again. Raynare for her part, while pissed at him for leaving her at the mercy of Rias, recognized the power gap Issei gained since the last time she saw him, and does well to avoid him until she can find away to match him.
• Shinnok and Quan Chi have expressed a degree of support for Raynare, partly because of the former's desire to steal the Boosted Gear and the latter to back him up, which would be difficult as he is now nothing more than a head thanks to Raiden. Dragonslayer Ornstein also sympathized with her due to their shared hatred over Issei. Executioner Smough, who is instead neutral to Issei, just followed suit.
• Scott Pilgrim hates her for manipulating Issei's feelings for her, considering her to be a fem-version of Gideon. Fittingly enough, she and Gideon have aligned with one another because of similar circumstances.
• Due to what she's done to Issei, Raynare is on the shit list of anyone who's become friends with him. Other than the aforementioned Scott Pilgrim, Touma Kamijou in particular finds her to be worse than Accelerator himself before he turned good, while Kirito and Asuna both say she reminds them of Nobuyuki Sugou, Issei's cohorts at the Relationship Enhancers - Negi, Hayate, Ichika, and Ange (as well as former member Criminy) - have also put a "strike on sight" policy on her. And the less we talk about Raynare around the Special Lovers Squad (Rias included), the better. Panty Anarchy is also openly antagonistic towards her for various reasons: firstly, she wouldn't do to Brief the same things Raynare has done to Issei - although Panty does throw Brief around from time to time; secondly, she dislikes the fact Raynare targeted one of Panty's number one gods she wants to have sex with in the Pantheon; and finally, she can't stand her presence as a fellow fallen angel. Cuuko also has Raynare very high up on her shit list, because to her, anyone who desecrates love like Raynare did deserves to be reduced to charcoal. Asura, who has begun trusting Issei, openly hates her as well since her actions remind him of how he was betrayed by his former comrades. Luka even believes that Raynare might be a follower of Ilias, YHVH's equivalent from the world where he comes from.
• Asuka is rather displeased with Raynare due to one aspect that almost made Issei beat her up. In an ensuing battle, Raynare gained the upper hand on Asuka, but then Homura came by to protect her, and after being reminded of her so-called "boyfriend" she had she swore to rip Raynare to pieces if she ever gets her hands on her.
• Some gods wonder if Raynare was a spawn of Yuuki Terumi designed to make Issei's life terrible. While the two haven't commented on that regard, Terumi is delighted to see that Raynare has managed to deal massive psychological damage to Issei. Rumor has it that Terumi himself has planned her ascension all along as some sort of "prize" for her...
• While the Yandere Quartet do see her as a potential ally when it comes to their mutual hatred for Issei, only Tsukuyomi is ever able to get along with Raynare; Yuno, Kotonoha, and Nu-13 don't seem to be able to stand her. This might be due to the fact that the three of them truly love Yukki, Makoto and Ragna and would never due anything so vile to them (even Kotonoha's case had some certain justifications). Thus, they find it very difficult to work with someone who would manipulate others' feelings and not even bother with it; and because of that, they fear the utter collapse of the Quartet with her ascension. However, Raynare has a way better time with Embryo, Issei's Evil Counterpart, who thinks she is just her type of girl.
  • In the other hand, Sekai Saionji, an ally of the Yandere Quartet, resents her because she killed Issei for no good reason, unlike her who always had some justification for doing the same to Makoto. A knife to the gut (she avoided it but still) was the only thing Raynare got when she tried to become allies with her because of these supposed similarities.
  • Raynare and Yuno have become full-blown enemies after the latter abandoned the Yandere Quartet and caused its collapse, as Yuno will now have nothing to do with Raynare because of her despicable actions and will not hesitate to rip her to pieces if she tries anything in the future. And since Yuno took the Yandere Quartet down with her, things have gotten complicated with her.

Sekai Saionji

Sekai Saionji, Goddess of Possessive Love

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: Her Knives covered in blood.
• Theme Song: Sekai
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Chaotic Evil/Neutral Evil in Yandere-Mode)
• Portfolio: Killing Off Her Own Love Interest, Crazy Lovers, Manipulative Bitches, Clingy Jealous Girls, Stalkers With Crushes, Not Completely Nice But Still Emotionally Damaged Broken Cuties, Easily Exciteable Shorttanks, Having to Use a Very Revealing Outfit to Work, Meaningful Names
• Domains: Chaos, Evil, Love, Madness, Suffering, Trickery, Killing, (Oblivious) Incest
• Heralds: Youko Saionji (her mother), Shun Hazama (her father/uncle)
• High Priestess: Rose, her western counterpart.
• Allies: Makoto Itou, Yuno Gasai, Kano, Anna Kozuki/Kaboom, Lilith Madlove, Belarus
• Rival/Friendly Enemy/Worthy Opponent: Kotonoha Katsura
• Enemies: Most Love goddesses, Yuuki Terumi, Izaya Orihara, Loki Laufeyson, Madoka Kaname, Raynare, Makoto Kenzaki/Cure Sword, Yuki Ashikaga, Dio Brando.
• Ascended after being banished due to her rather infamous endings where she kills her own Love Interest Makoto after being scorned by him. It was long due for her ascension, having found no other good representation and she is Kotonoha Katsura's only match in combat anyway.
• Her first action in the Pantheon was trying to kill Makoto (what else?) after she saw him chatting with Kotonoha instead of going to congratulate her on their mutual ascension as promised. He tried to explain that he was trying to make peace with Kotonoha as they also promised to do after ascending but she didn't listen.
  • Though unlike what many believe, she doesn't hate Kotonoha nor holds it against her for killing her. They are actually very good friends as long as the subject of conversation is not Makoto. Though if Makoto ever enters into the conversation, well...
  • One thing all three can agree on is how they don't appreciate how Dio Brando killed someone who sounds like Makoto. It's not like Kakyoin was Makoto himself, and besides, Dio is still more twisted than them combined.
• She HATES Terumi and Izaya for manipulating Kotonoha into killing her and Makoto. Only she can manipulate Kotonoha, damnit! She has tried several times to stab them with her knives but she always fails. Usually due to Terumi fighting back (needing to be sent back to her temple), but Izaya just dodges her strikes.
• Quite a jealous goddess, as she can't stand the thought of Makoto being with someone other than her. While most goddesses are relieved that she usually targets Makoto for this reason, Sekai is not above trying to eliminate the perceived competition like her counterpart Kotonoha.
  • She has added Madoka to her list of enemies since Makoto has been paying more attention to the pinkhead rather to her. Never mind this is more platonic on Makoto's part...
• Once tried to kill Loki, confusing him for Makoto, apparently she thought that he was cheating on her as he didn't show up to a date they were supposed to have. Nobody understands how she made this mistake, as they look NOTHING alike. She keeps insisting that his voice sounds similar to Makoto's.
• Sekai has been taking Knife Kombat Klasses with Kano, being the very first student to train under the tutelage of the Black Dragon leader.
• Was one of first members to be part of the Yandere Squad after the fall of Yandere Quartet.

Demigods

Beth Sanchez and Jerry Smith

Beth Sanchez and Jerry Smith, God and Goddess of Marrying Too Young

Left to right-Jerry and Beth

• Demigoddess (Greater Goddess in the case of Space Beth) and Quasideity, respectively
• Symbol: a silhouette of Beth and Jerry arguing with each other.
• Alignment: True Neutral (Beth used to have Neutral Evil traits)
• Portfolio: Married Too Young, Teen Pregnancy, Selfishness, Have Serious Issues, But Good Points Too, Parents as People, Character Development
  • Beth: Like Father Like Daughter, Alcoholic Parent, Became A Hate Sink, But Grew Out Of It, Open-Minded Parent, Not So Above It All, Hospital Hottie, Broken Bird
  • Jerry: Classical Anti-Hero, Butt-Monkey, Slowly Growing From Being A Dirty Coward, Henpecked Husband, Insecure, But That's No Excuse, No-Respect Guy, Extreme Doormat, Despite This And Not Being Too Smart He Has A Good Heart, Ambiguously Bi, Grew a Spine
• Domains: Dysfunctional Relationships, Teen Pregnancy, Family Drama (both), Horse Doctors, Daddy Issues, Mothering (Beth), The Everyman, Losers, Personal Growth (Jerry)
• Special relationship with: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith and Summer Smith (Beth's father/Jerry's father-in-law and their children respectively)
• Interests: Mandy (Beth)
• Complicated opinion from: Doc Brown and Marty McFly (both), Professor Utonium (Beth), Raditz (Jerry)
• Allies: Selma Jezkova, Romeo and Juliet, Trip and Grace
  • Beth: Horse deities, Charmcaster, Dr Heinz Doofenschmirtz, SCP-2295
  • Jerry: Homer Simpson, Randy Marsh, The Cowardly Lion, Satania, James Potter, Ron Stoppable
• Headbutting Heroes with: Kitty Foreman and Son Chi-Chi (Beth)
• On speaking terms with: The Doctor (both)
• Respects: Robb Stark (Jerry)
• Enemies: The Xenomorph Drone
  • Beth: Rhonda Penmark, Damien Thorn, Fran Madaraki, Fabius Bile
  • Jerry: Rapists (particularly Roose and Ramsay Bolton), Walder Frey, Peter Pettigrew, Shinji Matou
• Love is a great thing, but rushing it not so much. Beth Sanchez and Jerry Smith were teen lovebirds that ended up with her getting pregnant at age 17. For the child's sake(though they considered abortion), they married and it's had troubles ever since. For a time they even divorced, however Jerry's increased confidence and Beth becoming more critical of her father led to the two eventually coming back together. Still, their marriage is not without issues.
• Applies to both
  • Their relationship with Rick and Morty is complicated. Rick is often on bad terms with Jerry, but sometimes shows sympathy for him. And Morty has called them out on their bad behavior, but there is still familial love between them. It's dysfunctional, but not nearly as bad as what those who support the Child Abuse Supporters have.
  • Their relationship with their daughter Summer is a bit more simple, given that she's the more "normal" child. Though often Beth can find it difficult filling Summer's emotional needs since her own teenage years changed pretty drastically compared to hers. That being said, both want to be treated seriously, and both still have their daughter's love despite their many squabbles.
  • Their relationship was rather toxic. At one point it was so bad their "mytholog" (similar to a Cognition) of each other was of a Xenomorph Xerox and a subservient worm. Naturally they don't have a lot of cred in the couples sub-houses, except for Trip and Grace who know exactly how the two must feel about their relationship.
  • Both of them can relate to Selma for being a Struggling Single Mother. More so they have a kinship with Romeo and Juliet given how their young love and infatuation ruined their lives, and their family's. They relate less to their own sub-house, though a lot of that is them not wanting to be influenced and slip back to a poorer relationship.
  • While Doc Brown and Marty McFly don't get along with Morty and especially Rick, but they have a more nuanced view on Beth and Jerry. Brown is displeased with Beth's more crueler tendencies but accepts she is trying to be a better person. Marty sees in Jerry a man who's trying to overcome his wimpy side, even though he has a lot more work to do. The two get along in conversations with Doc and Marty, as they seem like more stable versions of their father/father-in-law and son.
  • Comparisons were made between Rick and the Doctor, who sometimes pops in for a visit. Depending on the incarnation, it's genuine, to make sure Rick doesn't go too far or something else entirely. Different incarnations have voiced different opinions on them. The 10th and 12th Doctors have had their own prevalent nastiness and inner darkness, despite their Nice Guy and Jerk with a Heart of Gold nature, so they are more understanding with Beth trying to deal with her own. The 1st Doctor, given his age and being most like Rick in temperament, shows up the most often and seems some of himself in Jerry; they've both grown more courageous over time. Then there's the 7th Doctor, who can even equal Rick in planning and ruthlessness, though almost always for a good cause.
• Went through a bit of an awkward patch when Beth truly cheated on Jerry with her own clone. It was a truly awkward and icky time for a bit. Though given the complexities of that relationship, they eventually found a way to make up with each other: Threesome!
• Applies to Beth
  • Beth is usually found in the House of Ungulates, due to her occupation of a horse surgeon. As such, she's on generally good terms with all the equines present. Centaur Man, however, might require some advice from her dad to aid. She's somewhat self-conscious of not being a people doctor. SCP-2295 doesn't care and is happy to help, though Rick wants to know what exactly makes the SCP work. Naturally despite her flaws Beth is sickened by Fabius Bile and frightened by Fran. Them being mad scientists like dear old dad doesn't help, though Rick at least agrees Bile is a sick bastard.
  • Given she seems to shift from a loving mother to a bitch, Beth can understand how Charmcaster must feel given her sometimes schizophrenic shifts in characterization. She also has a cordial relationship with Dr. Doofenschmirtz. Doof is a better father than she is as a mother, he is also a Mad Scientist like her dad(though not nearly as competent), and he is trying to improve himself. He has been giving her advice on how to do a better job at raising her kids. It's unclear how much of Beth's relationship is influenced by the fact that the Rick and Morty in the pantheon aren't technically her father and son; they died and C-137 Rick and Morty took their place after their universe was screwed.
  • Professor Utonium isn't quite sure what to think of Beth. He is a better father and person, however he can relate to how she must be feeling given her family situation and how she's trying to be a good person. Beth is just glad for the company. She also has a strained relationship with Son Chi-Chi; on the one hand, they agree in mothering as much as possible. On the other, some of the things Beth has done Chi-Chi disapproves of.
  • Recent events have shed Beth's past in a negative light; she had violent tendencies as a child, but it's ambiguous how much was wanting Rick's attention (as Beth claims) or inheriting some of her father's sociopathic traits (as Rick claims). She's certainly ashamed at such behavior, hence why she opposes Rhonda and especially Damien Thorn. Thorn already hates the Sanchez family because of the time Rick trolled the Devil. Rick's response?
  Rick: "You're the loser of a loser who couldn't even beat some Jewish hippie. Jerry'd be a better Anti-Christ than you, l-l-lick my balls edgelord!"
  • It is currently unknown if the Beth that ascended is the real deal or a clone while the real Beth has gone off on adventures. Rick says she's the real deal, but nobody knows if he's lying or not. Turns out even Rick doesn't know in part to escape responsibility.
  Rick: "Holy shit I'm a terrible father."
• Applicable to Jerry:
  • Jerry isn't stupid, but tends to fill the somewhat embarrassing and awkward dad archetype Homer and Randy fit. The three have often bonded over their own personal feelings and ambitions, and their relationship with their family. They form a Freudian Trio where Homer is the ego, Randy is the id and Jerry is the super-ego. Jerry is the one who often calls them out on stupid decisions, while Homer and Randy critique Jerry when he's being cowardly and insecure. Despite ribbing each other, the three are good friends.
  • Jerry is the friendlier of Morty's parents, though isn't a true Nice Guy like he wants and is more of a Jerk with a Heart of Gold. The "jerk" part comes from his insecurities and cowardice, however it's something he's growing out of. The Cowardly Lion and Ron Stoppable have shown how supposedly weak people can be badasses in their own right, and Jerry has been taking notes.
  • Rick has told him to his face his inferiority complex doesn't justify his actions and he exploits pity. Jerry has come to realize he's right. For this reason he has a special contempt for Peter Pettigrew and Shinji Matou; their vile actions done under the excuse of weakness is the kind of scumbag Jerry risks becoming if he doesn't nut up. He'd never betray his family, and especially would never rape anybody considering he himself was a victim of Attempted Rape.
  • Of the rapists in the pantheon he takes the most offense to Roose. Half of this is he sees what he did to Ramsay's mom as a dark Foil to his knocking up of Beth when they were teens. The other half is he's perfectly fine with Ramsay (who terrifies Jerry) being Ramsay, just so long he abides to Pragmatic Villainy and his only real offense is that Ramsay is Stupid Evil about it. While legitimizing him was at least something and Roose isn't really an abusive parent (though with Ramsay, it's hard to say he doesn't deserve abuse) Jerry feels he really should try to get the bastard to become a better person. Roose merely responded with "nobody cares about what you think Jerry".
  • Initially he had plenty of ammo to hate Raditz, given he's a Dirty Coward and Hate Sink who antagonized his brother and nephew. However upon his ascension and the Saiyans that have also ascended, combined with seeing just how far his brother has gone, has led Raditz to seriously re-evaluate his life. Raditz isn't a good guy by any means, but has become a far better person in his divinity and is understanding of Jerry's desire to better himself as he is trying to do the same.
  • Given the bad luck he suffers, Jerry is naturally sympathetic towards Satania. He's also found himself relating to James Potter, who like him was kind of a dickhead yet has matured over time (though insecurity was never one of his faults). Jerry seems to have respect for Robb Stark, relating to his anger at Roose; despite making an impulsive sexual decision like Jerry, he owned up to it and refused to let the woman lose her dishonor. Of course this backfired massively and Robb learned the cost of Honor Before Reason, but Jerry defends this by saying that Robb assumed that Walder would hold to the standards of Sacred Hospitality given how unforgivable breaking it is. Had Walder possessed standards, at worse Robb would be out of an alliance with the Freys.

Hans Westergard

Prince Hans Westergard, God of Love Interest Traitors (13th Prince of the Southern Isles, Sköll)

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• Demigod (Intermediate God as Sköll)
• Symbol: A winter cloak or a frozen sword
• Theme Songs: Love is an Open Door; Anger Unchained as Sköll (shared with Mother Gothel and Penelope)
• Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Chaotic Evil as Sköll)
• Portfolio: Evil Beauty, Evil Ambition, Those Who Help With Harm In Mind, Those Driven by Envy, Those whose true attitudes contrast their looks, Just Wanting to Be Better Than His Older Brothers, Being Unloved and Unnoticed Throughout Childhood, Those With Twelve Older Brothers, Wearing White But Not Being Good At All, Opportunism, Sociopathy
  • As Sköll: Savage Wolf, Dark Is Evil, Kill the Lights, Evil Makes You Monstrous, If He Can't Become King, Nobody Can
• Domains: Evil, Mirroring Other Characters, Fake Personas, Seduction, Frozen Hearts
• Followers: 'A', Erik/Synthodrone 901, Mikaze Nakazama, Elsa Schneider
• Allies: Gaston, Syndrome, Arthas Menethil, Belial
• Enemies: Queen Elsa, Queen Anna, Olaf, Kaldr, Balthier, Princess Leia Organa, Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna Jak, Daxter
• Distaff Counterpart: Penelope Mouse
• Opposes: Miyo Takano, Malty S. Melromarc, Ozai
• Opposed By: The Cooper Gang (Sly Cooper, Bentley Turtle, Murray Hippo, Dimitri Lousteau, Panda King, The Guru), False Soulmate victims (Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Phoenix Wright)
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Larxene.
• As the thirteenth in line for his kingdom, Hans knew that he was never going to get the throne. So he attempted to marry into the throne of Arendelle. He found a perfect opportunity with Anna, the second princess, who had affection issues, and so agreed to marry him after one day. It didn't quite work out that way, as Queen Elsa was hiding mostly uncontrollable ice powers... that evening didn't work out like anyone intended. Hans was forced to adjust the plan, and was given another opportunity when Anna returned to the palace, freezing to death due to her sister's accidental curse. He abandoned Anna, lied to others that they married right before she died, and then went to kill Elsa, who had frozen the kingdom into eternal winter, so that he could be a hero and take the throne for himself. Too bad for him that Anna wasn't dead yet and The Power of Love does not always mean kissing…
• Though he knows he has some similarities with Scar due to both heavily resenting their older, luckier and overall more successful brother(s), Hans condemns the usurper murdering his brother and turning the Pridelands into ruin. He can also understand Syndrome's desire for adoration and Gaston's issues with Belle. Because Belle and the two Arendelle princesses/queens are friends and his failure to defeat Anna, he won't try again with Belle.
  • He's been offered by Adam Taurus to help him in his sworn revenge against Blake Belladonna for leaving him. Though given their desires, it is apparent that Hans just wants to use the White Fang for his own agendas, and Adam has plans to off Hans once his purpose has been fulfilled. When Adam failed to assassinate Blake's parents and destroy Haven Academy to spite her, losing control of the White Fang in the process, Hans simply stole some of their assets and ran from Adam as far away as possible.
• Hopes to get rid of Kaldr, due to wishing to cover the world in ice. It's only because they'd ruin things for him, and Elsa can clearly see that; probably why they've refused any Enemy Mine situation (plus he's woefully unprepared for them).
• A handful of villains loyal were impressed with how capable he is of faking good and heroic actions to hide a dastardly and sociopathic ambition. This is why the GUAE rigged the ship Queen Elsa sent to the Southern Islands to ditch him to head straight to the Pantheon, where Hans ascended. Needless to say, the sisters were shocked at this revelation. However…
  • Hans has been rather inactive in villainy after his ascension. All he did was just hold Q&A sessions about how villains can follow his example of hiding their nefarious plans with an extremely good and charming front. There are some who thought that he might have been too devastated by his past failure to cook up another plan and his history with his brothers who was said to "never let him enjoy the warmth of love" is often seen as a way of possible redemption. Most of the pantheon, including Elsa and Anna, remain convinced that this is yet another part of him hiding a nefarious plan so they continue to play along and stay alert.
    • His brother Lars came clean about the matter and confirmed Hans' claims that the Westergard family is indeed as bad as Hans has claimed them to be. This all started with the abuse Han has taken from his other 11 older brothers, encouraged by their father. While Anna and Elsa are both still skeptical about this, this gains some semblance of sympathy from other deities who asked Lars about the ordeal, but still haven't forgiven Hans for what he did in Arendelle.
• Even though both of them betrayed their love interests for selfish motivations, Hans didn't come off to a good start with Penelope Mouse. At first, they fought in regards to who did better in feligining love for their advantage, but eventually bonded over their resentment towards other people' successes. Both Anna and Bentley agree that Hans and Penelope are both equally bad, with Anna claiming that the two are meant for each other.
• He's widely despised, but it's mainly because people view him as an even bigger prick than he actually is despite there being other villains doing far worse than him than attempted regicide. Still pretty bad all things considered, but likes to think of himself as A Lighter Shade of Black to baddies like Maleficent, Junko Enoshima, and Courtney Gears. This is successful to some extent.
• Hans seems to have given up on his antagonism towards Anna and Elsa, and has instead tried to marry into other kingdoms with the same goal in mind, this time on a lower profile than usual. Not only has he been unsuccessful with any of them, most of these kingdoms have permanently declared him Persona Non Grata.
  • His attempt to marry Ashe failed before she even met him thanks to Balthier knowing that, as the "Leading Man", his job is to keep suspicious men away from royalty. Hans also made the mistake of trying to win over Fran's elder sister; he would never have the same look at women with rabbit ears again.
  • Hans failed to pass the Panda King's suitor test to allow him to marry Jing King. Bad enough that the Panda King is associated with the Cooper Gang, but not only did Hans fail, his treatment towards her was so bad, the Panda King threatened to bury the Southern Isles in an avalanche if Hans ever came near her again. He's not kidding.
  • Hans even tried to marry Leia Organa to become King of Alderaan. Problem: Alderaan was destroyed, and Leia is already married to Han Solo and was only a widow for short amount of time.
  • He also went for the defunct Kingdom of Haven City by requesting marriage to Ashelin Praxis, but was chased out by Torn and the Freedom League. Hans blames Jak for his failure, even though Jak had nothing to do with this. He's just being blamed be default for being the prince of the kingdom.
  • In a strange turn of events, some deities mused the idea of trying to pair him with former first princess Malty S. Melromarc, given their similarities, and insist she's the perfect match for him besides Penelope, with the other pantheon princesses hoping he'll be successful. To the surprise of everyone, including Anna and Elsa, not even Hans wants anything to do with a girl like Malty, disgusted with her attitude in their first meeting, ditching her the first chance he's gotten; while they're both treacherous royals, Hans did everything he did to seek approval from his abusive father, while Malty betrayed her family and tried to kill her sister (and later her entire family) for the throne, something that horrified Hans himself.
• An alternate timeline shows the darkness within his heart is so great, the Organization decides to manifest the darkness within the man to turn him into a giant wolf Heartless named Sköll that threatens to devour all light in the universe, especially those of pure light such as Elsa and Anna. While the sisters expressed suspicion that such a monster exists within someone like him, they still kept their distance from him. Aqua has placed Hans on a watchlist in responce, citing Lady Tremaine's summoning of the Cursed Coach as her reason, and Riku intends to speak with both Hans and Lars to prevent a repeat.
• Hans was left speechless when informed that Anna has taken control of Arendelle as the Queen regent and became engaged to Kristoff. It's hard to tell if his reaction was anger or regret, although he didn't seem to be vengeful enough to wage war against Arendelle.
• Also present under Traitor Archetypes.

Lady Macbeth

Lady Macbeth, Patron Goddess of Villainous Wives and Obsessive Guilt Cleansing (Queen of Scotland, Gruoch Ingen Boite)

• Demigoddess
• Symbol: A pair of hands desperately trying to wash blood out
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Domain: Marriage, Murder, Insanity, Hand Washing
• Portfolio: Pursues her husband to murder Duncan to become king, wants to become evil to get the throne, good at hiding her evilness, constantly wash her hand out of guilt Driven to Suicide, Happily Married to her husband, Would Hurt a Child
• Allies: Her husband, Bellatrix Lestrange, Talia al Ghul, David Xanatos
• Enemies: The Weird Sisters, Aang, Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Iroh, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Lara Croft, Esmeralda Weatherwax and Gytha Ogg, Ned Stark, every good deities from the House of Royalty, the House of Magic and Prophecy, Gul'dan
• Respected by: Azula
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Grand United Alliance of Evil
• Opposed by: Every parents in the Pantheon who care about their child, every children deities in the Pantheon, Light Yagami, The Doctor, James Bond
• Superior: William Shakespeare (although she has plans to overthrown him with her husband)
• High Priestess: Duchess Felmet, Lady Asaji, Fox
• Lust after by: The Overlord, Ra's al Ghul, Littlefinger
• Her ascension brought fear not only upon the House of Royalty, but also upon pretty much every god in the Pantheon who worries that she and her husband are planning to usurp them. Because of this, spies and surveillance are constantly on watch in all of their temples to see what they are planning.
• Was given a spot in the GUAE because of her and her followers's exceptional ability to convince their significant others to commit diabolical plan. Lady Macbeth doesn't particularly happy about the position as she refused to be a lackey of anyone but accepted it nonetheless in order to gain influence while planning to overthrow some of her higher up. Her insanity served as a double edged sword to the GUAE: while it dampens her usefulness, it also makes her unable to execute her plan.
• Constantly washing her hand in the House of Mentality due to the guilt of convincing her husband to kill Duncan to take the throne. While this tendency was lessened somewhat when she ascended to the Pantheon, her temple constantly have various running water fountain.
• Her temple is despised by Light Yagami due to the fact that one of his "admirers" Misa is inspired to follow this role to assist Light during the time he was mortal.
  • In contrast, her temple is Xanatos's favorite place to visit given the fact that his wife Fox resides there and arranged meetings in his off day. For a reasonable payment toward the Macbeths, of course.
• Is on good term with Bellatrix Lestrange given the fact that both of the men they are in love with are violent and immoral. However, Bellatrix is jealous that Lady Macbeth actually got the men she loves while the former got stuck in an arranged marriage with someone she hates.
  • Because she chose to ally with Bellatrix, Harry, Hermione, Ron and Neville hate her guts and are on the camp that hope she never regains her full sanity.
• Azula was at first very excited to hear about her ascension hearing about her deeds and ruthlessness. However, the princess was disappointed to discover that Lady Macbeth went insane out of guilt after what she perceived as a smart political move. While still respect her, Azula sometimes annoyed with her habit of constantly washing her hands and wished that she would someday cured of her insanity to fully used her ruthlessness. Because of Lady Macbeth said similarity with Azula, the Gaang and Zuko all despises her.
• Engaged in a witch-hunt with her husband after hearing that the Weird Sisters had ascended the Pantheon for their vague prophecy leading her husband's fall and death. This got the couple banned from the House of Magic.
  • Because of said witch-hunt, as well as one of her high priestess is their mortal enemy, Lady Macbeth earned the ire of Granny Weatherwax and Granny Ogg.
  • Upon their witch-hunt, she stumbled across Gul'dan and was immediately disgusted that he has the ability to contact demons to perform his deed. The fact that he is an ogre also makes her hatred for him increase ten-fold.
• Because of her ruthlessness and the ability to assist and convince Macbeth to follow go through with the killing, many evil overlord with thirst for power have set their eyes on her and scheming to win her heart or kill off her husband (or both). These people include the Overlord (as she is similar to one of his possible consort), Ra al Ghul and Littlefinger.
• Because of the long-running nature of her play and the fact that she is a pretty popular character, Lady Macbeth acquired a few allies and enemies for her similarity to someone in their world:
  • James Bond once flirted with her as she looks like a few younger versions of his deceased boss M. However, Bond backs away when finding out who she really is in fear of her taking over MI6. Likewise, the Doctor approached her as he mistook her for one of his companion River Song but also backs away in fear that she would take his TARDIS.
  • Talia al Ghul is on good term with her given the fact that they both love their father and the men they fall in love despite their evilness. After learning that she looks like one of Talia's version, Lady Macbeth frequently appears in this form when meeting Ra in order to Squick him out.
  • Lara Croft was creeped out when learned that Lady Macbeth can sometimes speak like her and has been tight up her security system to avoid impersonation.
  • Littlefinger is especially intense in winning her heart and killing her husband as Lady Macbeth sometime looks like his deceased unrequited love Catelyn Stark. This also cost Ned to mistake that his wife has ascended and was quickly heartbroken discover that was not the case and Lady Macbeth is nothing like his wife.

Othello

Othello, The Crazy Jealous God (The Green-Eyed Monster, the Moor, the Moor of Venice, An old black ram, A Barbary horse, The Thick Lips - Don't EVER call him by the last three)

• Demigod
• Symbol: The handkerchief he gave to Desdemona
• Theme Song: "The Willow Song"
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Ambiguously Brown, married Desdemona, killed Desdemona out of jealousy and killed himself after learning the truth, Fallen Hero, Horrible Judge of Character, Love Makes You Crazy, Tragic Hero, A Tragedy of Impulsiveness
• Domain: Love, Jealousy, Murder
• Allies: Those who are Star-Crossed Lovers, especially Romeo and Juliet, Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X, Mario
• Enemies: Pride, those who cheat on their spouse, Frollo, Gaston, Lady Macbeth, Macbeth, any racist in the Pantheon, especially Calvin Candie, Stephen and Eric Cartman
• Pities: King Arthur
• Pitied by: The rest of the House of Love, Simba, Lara Croft
• Superior: William Shakespeare
• Complicated Relationship with: Esmeralda, Belle and the Beast
• Opposed by: Stephen Strange, Neo, Superman/Clark Kent
• The tragic man that lets his jealousy and insecurity manipulated by Iago to kill both his wife Desdemona and commits suicide after learning the truth, Othello's spirit wandering aimlessly within the Pantheon until being discovered by the House of Love. Out of pity, many of them voted to let him enter the Pantheon under the temple that is the reason for him to commit his most famous act. Othello took the chance to have some form redemption for his action and swore to make up for the spirit and memory of Desdemona in any way that he can.
• He and his creator William Shakespeare had a sit down and heart to heart. While Othello is still uneasy around his creator because of his tragic ending, Othello is still thankful that Shakespeare gave him a name, character arc, titled the work after him and remove the racism when adapting the source material.
  • With Shakespeare's introduction, he met another Star-Crossed Lovers Romeo and Juliet. He congrats them for finally being to be together and gives advice for the young couple so their relationship doesn't turn out like him. Doubly so because Romeo and him share many look-a-likes.
• In his daily duty, Othello usually tries to advice his followers to either give up on their obsession or working out their feeling in a healthy way to avoid the same mistake that he did and would apologizes for any incident his followers cost and harshly discipline them.
• Dissociate himself with Frollo and Gaston because both of them have resorted to murder in order to prove their obsession, something that reminds Othello eerily of his own shameful act.
  • He especially despises Frollo because of the latter's hypocrisy, the fact that Esmeralda didn't return his affection AND being a big racist against Romani, something that Othello absolutely despises.
• Because of his action, Othello's very presence is a point of contention in the House of Love. Some are disgusted by his action. Some pitied him for being manipulated by Iago. Even a few thinks his act is romantic and wish their their partner would do the same. Some even took his action to threaten their partner to never cheat on them.
  • Esmeralda, Belle and the Beast are all wary of him due to his action reminds them of Gaston and Frollo. He acknowledges that he can never undid the murder of Desdemona and tearfully said that he is trying to atone for it every single day in the Pantheon. This speech caused the three to soften their opinion on him.
  • The Yandere Quartet offered him an honorary membership when it was still running. Othello immediately denies it, much to their disappointment, because he is trying to distant himself from his action and being in a group filled with crazy, violent lover would... hinder it, to say the least.
• Because of his long history of performance, Othello ended up with many look-a-like in the Pantheon, include many with different ethnicity:
  • King Arthur and Othello once had a heart-to-heart because of appearance and Othello feels sorry because Guinevere did cheat on him.
  • Was incredibly disturbed when found out that he looked like the live-action version of Dr. Manhattan and avoids visit his place as often as possible. The same story also happened when he encountered Hannibal Lecter.
  • Doctor Strange once stormed into his temple because he mistook Othello for one of his enemy Baron Mordo. After clearing out the misunderstanding, Strange doesn't particularly like interact with him given that he had lost many of his love ones to death.
  • Neo once thought he is his friend Morpheus and was quite disappointed when that isn't the case. Neo also doesn't particularly like Othello either because he also lost Trinity. Superman also mistook him for his editor Perry and, after knowing what his temple represents, suddenly had the urge to punch his Regime counterpart once again for attempting to kidnap Lois from his universe.
  • Simba was disturbed when heard that Othello shares a voice similar to his father's. After learning about the latter's story, Simba feels incredibly sorry for Othello because the lion had also let his doubt consumed and hurt everyone around him for a long time.
  • Has a deep hatred of the Macbeths because they overthrown their king and the two of them share many look-a-like with either him or his lost love Desdemona. Another part of Othello is also jealous that they're Happily Married to each other. Not to mention that Lady Macbeth once tried to seduce him to help her cause of overthrowing their superior Shakespeare by posing at his dead love Desdemona, causing Othello to nearly kill her if not for Macbeth's intervention
  • Much to the surprise of everyone, he is on decent term with Professor X and Jean-Luc Picard because, outside of similar in appearance, the two of them are sympathetic to his flaws and are working to help him overcome them.
  • Once mistook Lara Croft for his love Desdemona and broke down to tear right after kneeling in front of her begging for forgiveness. After reluctantly clearing out the misunderstanding, Lara took pity on him and is one of the people that hope for his redemption.
  • Mario was once attacked by Othello because the latter mistook one of his live action version for his arch enemy Iago. After clearing out the misunderstanding, the two has a friendly relationship with each other.
• Advises his sort-of Distaff Counterpart Ooi to not let her jealousy turn into distrust and violence like he did.
• Being a victim of racism and one of the first "black" protagonist whose work is a Long Runner, Othello understandably HATES any and all racists in the Pantheon, especially hearing the rising of the slave trade in the Western world during the 19th-20th century. This is why he promised to murder Eric Cartman and Calvin Candie whenever he saw them.
  • One night, when he was trying to sneak in to kill Candie, a black man named Stephen asked what Othello is doing. When answering that he is killing a slave owner and offers to free him, not only did Stephen rejects, he sounds the alarm and Othello was almost captured for Candie to enslave. Othello barely escaped and carried intense hatred for Stephen for being a Boomerang Bigot.

Quasideities

Erina Joestar

Erina Joestar, Goddess of Stolen First Kisses (née Pendleton)

• Quasidiety
• Symbol: The heart shaped carving on a tree with Jonathan and Erina's initials in the middle
• Allignment: Neutral Good, with moments of Chaotic Good
• Portfolio: Losing Her First Kiss to Her Husband's Nemesis And Washing Her Mouth With Dirty Water to Spite Him, Childhood Friend Romance, Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold, Being Much Tougher Than Other Women of Her Era, Conceived Her Son 5 Days After Jonathan's Death
• Domains: Romance, Unwanted Sabotage, Embarrassment
• Allies: All the Jojo's, especially her husband Jonathan, William Antonio Zeppeli, Robert Speedwagon, Integra Hellsing, Rudol von Stroheim (it's complicated), Lisa Lisa (daughter-in-law), Artoria Pendragon
• Enemies: Dio Brando, The Pillar Men
• Opposes: Ato-ko Shriogane
• The matriarch of the Joestar family's arrival was greeted by her husband, his best friend, and her grandson, all of them greatly over joyed to see her again after so long. Jonathan even more so since their marriage only lasted mere moments until the fateful boat incident. It didn't matter them though, because they at least can finally be together again.
• That said, Erina not was very happy upon discovering the reason behind her ascension to her station. She first got into a relationship with Jonathan when Dio was slowly ruining his childhood and their time together was one of the few happy moments he had. When Dio found out, he confronted her and stole her first kiss to ruin their relationship before gloating about it in her face. Even now, Dio would never allow her to forget that humiliation.
• Of course, she wouldn't allow him to have the last laugh on it. She purposefully washed her mouth out with dirty water after that kiss just to spit in his face, which was one of the few things to piss Dio off. The act of defiance lead a lot of people to believe that all of the Jojo's after her husband got their rudeness from her, especially since Jonathan was a chivalrous gentleman.
• She was furious and also a bit terrified that the Piller Men were also in the Pantheon. She has every reason to, seeing as how they are responsible for the Stone Mask that transformed Dio and caused her family a cursed existence. The thought of them is enough to drive her to tears.
• She found herself a new friendship in the form of one Integra Hellsing. She thought it felt good to be familiar with a fellow British woman. Though she is surprised that Integra has the title of "Sir" which is normally reserved for men. Regardless of the fact, she admires the Hellsing woman for tough attitude.
• Met another British girl in the form Artoria, one of the few versions King Arthur in the Pantheon. She felt an air of familiarity around her, if only because she shared her voice.
• As a result of Dio's attempt to drive a wedge between her and Jonathan, she has an extreme disliking of those who who ruin relationships. She especially doesn't like Shriogane, who wreaks relationships simply because she can.
• And before you ask, no. She did not speak in nothing but "kyaaah"s and "aaahh"s for seven years after Dio kissed her.

Tess Durbeyfield

Tess Durbeyfield, Goddess of Those Who Were Ruined by Sex

• Quasideity
• Symbol: Strawberries
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Defiled Forever, Break the Cutie, Deus Angst Machina
• Domains: Womanhood, Trauma, Ostracization, The Country
• Allies: Helen Graham, Sethe, Sakura Matou, The Farmer, Miltank, Black Beauty
• Enemies: Dorian Gray
• Annoyed by: Emma Bovary, Shirou Emiya
• Tess Durbeyfield's humble farmer life changed for the worse when her father discovered that they were descended from the d'Urbervilles, an ancient family of Norman knights. That knowledge by itself would not have changed the Durbeyfields' lot, but when they ran into money troubles, Tess reluctantly appealed to the wealthy neighboring d'Urbervilles (who were actually completely unrelated) for aid. Tess worked for them for a while, which led to her falling prey to the unscrupulous Alec, who raped her one night. This would forever haunt Tess and damn her in the eyes of others. Tess attempted to escape her past by becoming employed as a milkmaid some distance away from her hometown and found some happiness during that time. She met an apprentice farmer called Angel Clare and the two fell in love. When they married, Tess decided to tell him what happened to her, which turned out to be a mistake as Angel mainly felt disgusted that she was not pure. While the union was not dissolved, Angel abandoned Tess to seek his fortunes in Brazil. Time passed and Tess' family became more and more destitute, forcing her to become Alec's mistress to support them. When a regretful Angel came back for her, Tess ended up murdering Alec. Tess and Angel spent a few days on the run together, the happiest time of Tess' life. In the end, they were caught and Tess was executed.
• Sullied as she was, Tess thought the best she could hope for was a little mercy when she met her maker; certainly the last thing she expected was to find herself deified for what had happened to her. After getting explanations to what it all meant, she was then told to do whatever she liked with her newfound situation and sent on her way to familiarize herself with this strange new space called the Pantheon to her liking. That being the case, Tess is pretty cautious not to take this positive-seeming arrangement for granted given the long string of misfortunes that had been her life.
• To begin with, she resolved not to keep herself idle and quickly started looking for a job as a farmhand, that being the kind of work she's most used to. She felt fortunate to find a very pleasant station at the service of a short and rotund boy simply known as The Farmer, who in his kindness felt compelled to employ this troubled newcomer. He realized Tess was especially suited to milking cows and so put her in charge of milking Miltank every day. Tess wasn't so sure about her ability to milk a species of cow that was like none she'd ever seen before, especially as Miltank displayed uncanny human-like intelligence and was even allowed to come and go at her leisure, but refrained from complaining about her work so soon. It paid off as Miltank is quite an understanding and patient bovine. Nowadays the two have a strong bond and Miltank even prefers Tess' skilled hands to milk her.
• She has found an additional animal friend in Black Beauty the horse, who's sometimes hired to help around the farm as well. Aside the fact that he is a very gentle and calm-tempered animal who's eager to please, which naturally appeals to Tess, Black Beauty is uncommonly intelligent and could sense that he and Tess are birds of a feather in a way. He has seen his own share of abuse at the hands of cruel owners. The abuse might be of a different nature than what happened to Tess, but the two find it all too easy to relate to each other over feeling powerless in the hands of those who took advantage of them with little to no repercution.
• Tess' arcadian surroundings can draw in some artistic types, which is how she became acquainted with Helen Graham, a painter who felt just then that the time was right for a country-themed piece. With Tess' permission, Helen made the hardworking girl the subject of her painting. As the two came to know each other, they discovered they had a fair bit in common, what with how badly they had been mistreated by certain awful men who had no consideration for their wellbeing whatsoever. The two liked one another very much for their determination in rising above that through hard work and moving on with their lives, even if Tess sadly never did manage to escape completely and in the long run it ended tragically for her. The two women became close friends and promised to always stand by each other from there on out.
• Although there was a time when Tess was naive, her humble background and overall down-to-earth nature means she was never that much given to romanticism or flights of fancy, and most definitely not to the dangerous extent that the infamous Emma Bovary did. After hearing about her from Helen, who thought it was pertinent as Emma also comes from a farming background, Tess finds it difficult to sympathize with someone who was so incredibly irresponsible in most aspects of her life, and can't stand that Emma dragged her family into ruin when Tess essentially sacrificed her dignity to stop the same from happening to hers. Emma, for her part, seems to think Tess' brief elopement with Angel as they escaped authorities is very romantic, but is at least sensible enough and aware of Tess' opinion of her to know that telling that to Tess would probably get her slapped.
• After her experiences with men, Tess was not impressed when the handsome Dorian Gray insinuated himself towards her; she thought there was something off about him and that was before she even learned of his true character. That information was supplied to her by Helen when Tess told her about the encounter and asked her opinion. Learning of Dorian's self-centered pursuit of pleasure and shallow obsession with beauty made Tess completely sure that she wanted him nowhere near her, even more so when it's known he'd taken advantage of quite a few women and was cruel to them when he grew bored. The next time he tried approaching her, she coldly told him he ought to go seek his pleasure elsewhere, and if he insisted she would have Miltank attack him. Dorian scoffed at her to cover up his vexation and left. Later she learned that Dorian is also a favorite companion of Emma, increasing her contempt of her as she wondered what she could possibly see in him; Helen replied that Emma wilfully blinds herself to Dorian's true nature.
• There are a fair amount of deities whose lives were destroyed in much the same way as Tess' life was; one that stuck out was Sethe, an African-American slave treated so horribly by her owners that she killed her Child by Rape so that it wouldn't have to live a miserable life of oppression and submission. The fact that Sethe murdered her offspring left a strong impression on Tess, but having been in a similar situation, she does not entirely feel that Sethe should be condemned for her actions. Tess' own ill-conceived child ended up dying within a few months from illness, and while she certainly grieved, she cannot say with all honesty that it wasn't for the best, given the child would always have a stigma over its head.
• Then there are those who have had to endure a lifetime of the abuse that Tess went through. That is the case with Sakura Matou, who from the time she was practically a toddler has suffered horrors Tess could not even begin to imagine until she was told. The worst of the abuse came from her grandfather Zouken and the rest of her adoptive so-called family wasn't much comfort to her either. Eventually it became so much that Sakura turned against them in a major way; she might be the only deity who openly approves of Tess' murder of Alec for this reason, and is overall protective of her given their shared sufferings and would certainly harm anyone who attempted to perpetrate them again on Tess. Tess finds Sakura more than a little unsettling given how she seems to be a perfectly polite young girl one moment but can express such violent tendencies, but won't refuse associating with her since she somewhat returns Sakura's sentiment.
• On the other hand, she can't say that she is terribly fond of Sakura's love interest Shirou Emiya. She realizes he's an overall decent guy who tries to be chivalrous towards women, however his attitude toward women can be pretty patronizing and his previous comments about how one of his female friends should learn to be more feminine after having been assaulted irritate Tess to no end, and she personally thinks it would be more intelligent of him to keep his opinions to himself if he won't make an effort to understand what such things are like from a female perspective.

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