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The latest bar in the Pantheon, filled with every alcoholic substance conceivable and all the individuals who'd be associated with such. Be it to celebrate, drink away troubles, or just to socialize, it rivals the House of Celebration as a place to enjoy ones self, though the houses often connect.

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Greater Gods

    Bacchus 
Bacchus, God of Power Through Liquor (The God of Wine, Dionysus)
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  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His wine jug and a wreath of grapes
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Ancient Grome, The Alcoholic, Drunken Master, Booze-Based Buff, Gasshole, Big Fun / Acrofatic, Wild Hair, Badass Beard, Walking the Earth, Life of the Party
  • Domains: Wine, Intoxication, Parties
  • High Priest: Bo Rai Cho
  • Followers: Chin Gentsai, Shun Di, Fujisawa Masamichi, many many fratboys
  • Allies: Zeus, Hercules, Doctor Wong Fei-Hung, Jackie Chan, Tony Stark, Moe Syzlak, Pinkie Pie, Cayden Cailean
  • Enemies: Hera, Both Hades, Ares, Dolores Umbridge, Agatha Trunchbull
  • Rivals:
  • A loud rumble was heard at the Main Gates that signaled the arrival of a new deity. Pinkie Pie and the rest of the welcoming committee set up the party in preparation and waited for the Gates to open. The Gates were thrown open as a deluge of wine flooded the entire entry area and the greeters were swept away. Very bad drunken singing was then heard as a very large man riding a makeshift boat made from a wine cask sailed in, holding a familiar purple wine jug and a large turkey leg. Zeus could only facepalm and shake his head. Bacchus had arrived.
  • Kratos often wondered where the God of Wine was as he never saw his alternate persona at Olympus when he stormed it. Bacchus merely replied he was on a tour of Southeast Asia and China to sample the local delights. Being prone to Walking the Earth to spread the “Mysteries of the Vine” obviously saved him from being affected by the evils of Pandora’s Box when it was opened. Still, Bacchus sees the Ghost of Sparta as a good adversary, much to the warrior’s disgust at his behavior.
  • Just because he drinks his immortal life away doesn't make him a pushover, one chug of his wine jug powers him up depending on how drunk he is. His attacks not just get stronger, but his... abilities get powered-up as well. Beware.
  • He is a very welcome deity at the House of Love as one sip of his legendary, self-brewed Wine is able to disinhibit even the most steadfast of heart and soul. Many a Casanova and/or Lovable Sex Maniac wait in anxious anticipation for Bacchus to appear with his Wine to start the party. Unfortunately, even when thoroughly drunk, nobody wants to bed down with Zapp Brannigan.
    • Even when his parties don’t have a romantic tendency, they are still wild and crazy. After all, he didn’t coin the term “Bacchanal” for nothing!
  • Bacchus may specialize in Wine, but he doesn’t shy away from other alcoholic drinks. Walking the Earth allowed him to learn many things, after all! He was able to guzzle down five Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and still craved more. Moe told him he already took too many, which Bacchus objected. He still ended up in his Wall of Fame for his troubles.
    • He gets along spectacularly with many other alcoholic gods, which all benefit from his Mysteries of the Vine, as they sometimes are able to relieve their stress. Quite a successful ritual, if there ever was one.
  • He tends to get into many drinking matches with several gods. However, the one god he considers an equal is Dr. Fei-Hung, as he once visited the Drunken Master in an earthly guise and found he could keep up with him in the drinking category. Bacchus places his friendship with the Tenth Tiger as with his master, Solinus.
  • Even though he is a friendly sort, he has nothing but spite for certain classic gods, particularly Hera (since being another of Zeus’s illegitimate children, she made his mother vow Zeus into seeing him in all his godly splendor causing her to disintegrate), Ares (as Bacchus thinks wars could be easily solved by a thorough exploration of the Mysteries of the Vine) and both Hades (the main one is a major wet blanket as the dead are unable to get drunk and the version known to Pit is an unrepentant jerkass).
    • He also loathes Umbridge and Trunchbull, as he considers them the ultimate party poopers with strict discipline towards students (his favorite followers).
  • The King of Rock and Roll was slightly bemused when Bacchus actually dressed up as him. Then again, Elvis has many many impersonators so one more couldn’t hurt.
    • On the same subject, Freya had to take a super-dose of Forget-Me-Shots from Moe after seeing Bacchus in the outfit of a Valkyrie.
  • "I need a drink!"

Intermediate Gods

    Chen Stormstout 
Chen Stormstout, God Of Drunk Fighters (Legendary Brewmaster, Wandering Brewmaster, Storm, Earth and Fire, Merrymaker Chen, The Priority Panda)
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  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A giant barrel full of Booze and a Staff
  • Theme Song: His titular theme
  • Alingment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Highly mobile despite his size, Likes to Drink and Eat a lot, Big Fun, Pandaren, Badass Beard, Boisterous Bruiser, Can Breath Fire from his mouth, A very good cook, Guile Hero, Honor Before Reason, Nice Hat, Size Strength, Wandering Azeroth in search for the greates boozes, All Monks Know Kung-Fu, The Cool Uncle to his niece Li Li, Can split into Three different Forms, Barrel Thrower
  • Domains: Pandas, Brews, Drinks, Monks, Barrels
  • High Priest: Brewmaster
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Kharazim the Monk (On a friendly note), Donkey Kong
  • Enemies: Garrosh Hellscream, Arthas Menethil, Diablo, Lord Shen, Bashmaster
  • Opposes: Leoric
  • Hailing from the far lands of Pandaria, Chen Stormstout is a Brewmaster Monk who Travels the world of Azeroth in hopes to learn about the different brews present. He was originally going to be given the position as the God of Pandas but he declined and left the position to Po while at the same time deciding to train the Young Panda Warrior. However, after Po stated that he could easily take the position for Drunken Combat, Chen changed his mind.
    • However, when he arrived he discovered that his position was already held by Rock Lee. Nonetheless, Lee agreed to give the position to Chen if he was able to put up a fight. To the Latter surprise, Chen did a spectacular performance and as he promised, the position of Drunken Master was awarded to the Pandaren Monk.
  • Now that he is able to spend more time on the Pantheon, he decided to start focusing more on Po's training. Chen is having high hopes for the Young Warrior and when the time is right, he will gladly take him under his wing and bring him to Azeroth.
  • He was happy to learn that his old buddies Rexxar and Vol'jin also had an spot here and invited them to hang out like old times. However, there was a nasty surprise for him when he found that Garrosh Hellscream has also found his way here and he still hasn't forgived him for his crime against Pandaria.
  • Thanks to his pupil Po, he was introduced to Litchi Faye-Ling, but specially, her little panda Lao Jiu, Po's little apprentice. Chen was surprised that such little thing can be carried as a hairpin but nonetheless agreed to train him alongside Po.
    • He also became close friends with Litchi, after finding out they had a lot of things in Common, like their combat styles, their love for drinks and Litchi's love for Pandas. Chen usually prepares her special Brews just for her. However, when he heard about her backstory, how many in the Pantheon was accusing her for trying to save a friend, and the implications that she's drinking to ease her pain, even Chen thought that such kind of drink session was too insensitive and mean-spirited and at times, tries to console her that he's on the same boat, he'd do anything to see those close to him safe and protected (especially his niece Li Li, but just to be on the same boat, he put Rexxar and Vol'jin in the equation).
    • And for some reason, once he got out of the session, Chen usually found himself dressed up rather... 'cutely' by her. He just laughed that off.
  • Naturally, he tends to hang around Moe's Tavern, and he even befriended most of the usual visitors of said place. What makes Chen stand out is that he always comes prepared with Booze of his own, which other Gods always want to try it out, much to his amusement. He often helps Moe manage the place from time to time.
    • On separate occasions, Chen makes visits to another bar known as the Quindecim, primarily to help Decim with the drinks and they sometimes exchange drinks in their free time. The fact that the two of them are also great cooks helps quite a bit.
  • He is really close with the Nephalems after battling alongside them several times. He especially gets on really well with Sonya and even they invented a brand new tag team move called "Washing Machine". While they didn't specify what the move is about, they clarified that involves craters and barrels, for some reason.
    • He also hold a really fierce rivalry with fellow monk Kharazim. While the latter has jokingly remarked that Chen isn't a true monk, they both have immense respect for each other.
  • Chen usually has many story to tell to anybody interested thanks to his countless travels around the World. However, he will charge you $9.95 per minute, that's why nobody bothers to hear him.
  • Chen is no slouch when it comes to magical abilities. He is even capable of splitting into three different Pandas with special abilities called Storm, Earth and Fire. He however tends to not use this ability too much, because he is tired of the unwanted attention they brings because they are cute.
    • However, Earth always wonder why were they named like these:
    • Aditionally, he is also able to transform himself into a big rolling barrell, which has brought him trouble sometimes with Donkey Kong, since everytime he transforms, the Gorilla grabs him and throws him somewhere else. They are however on pretty good terms.
  • He really doesn't like Leoric. One could say because of the Skeleton king evil attitudes, but in reality there was one time that Leoric say really mean things to him prompting him to cry and start drinking from the barrel. Leoric then started wacking him with his maze but grew bored after seeing Chen tank them like it was nothing. Some people think that it was Chen's plan all along to show who's the boss in terms of being a tanky fighter.
  • Because of their wandering nature and having travelled around their respective worlds, Chen became good friends with both Kino and AZ. They ocasionally share the stories they experienced in their journeys.
  • Sometimes, he brings his niece Li Li to roam around the Pantheon, a fact that Li Li finds very fun and interesting, because the Pantheon is so big and has a lot of different places. Chen ocasionally chats with Iroh because of their similar roles as uncles and their complicated relationship with their respective siblings.
    • However, Chen has been getting criticized of being too carefree sometimes with his niece, to the point that he even allows her to fight in the Nexus. Chen doesn't pay attention to these comments, as he knows that Li Li is very capable of taking care of herself without his interference.
  • Turns out that when festivities arrives on his homeland, Chen usually changes his usual style and becomes Merrymaker Chen, Bringing alcohol and drinks to any person who just wants to have a really nice time.
  • "I bring pandamonium!"
  • Also has a spot in the House of Combat.

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Lesser Gods

    Cana Alberona 
Cana Alberona, Goddess of Hard Drinking Party Girls
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    Drinky Crow 
Drinky Crow, God of Wanting Alcohol Pronto
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  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Himself with "X" eyes
  • Theme Music: The Drinky Crow Show
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: The Alcoholic, "X" Eyes when Really Drunk, Often Depressed
  • Domains: Crows, Alcohol, Weirdness
  • Herald: Uncle Gabby
  • Drinking Buddies with: Captain Haddock, Cayden Cailean, The Demoman, Conker the Squirrel
  • Enemies: King K. Rool, The Spy, Earthworm Jim
  • Part-Time Lackey for: Psy-Crow
  • Strange Relations with: Decim, Popeye, Betty Boop
  • On Poor Terms with: Mordecai & Rigby, Murkrow Flock
  • As the name suggests, Drinky Crow is a crow that loves to drink alcohol. More specifically, he is a crow that drinks a lot of alcohol to get away from whatever crazy problem he has at the moment. If that doesn't work, then there's suicide via gun-to-the-head...which is more of a tempory solution than anything alongside the alcohol. He gets into a lot of strange adventures alongside his buddy, the woman-obsessed monkey Uncle Gabby. He and Gabby are sometimes at sea with a captain and his daughter fighting against an army of French crocodiles in addition to dealing with whatever weirdness Drinky has to put up with in and out of seafaring duties.
  • Drinky and Gabby got incredibly wasted during a drinking session and staggered around aimlessly. They found themselves on a ship and ended up taking it on a joyride. The ship went around wildly until stumbling into a storm, sending it flying and the two tumbling around in it. Once the storm had cleared, the two woke up and found that the ship was not only on land, but that it ended up squashing the bodies of some unlucky passerby. Drinky really didn't know what was going on until someone told him that he's far from his home and that he and Gabby stumbled into the Pantheon. Drinky still had no idea what to make of all this and proceeded to drink some more alcohol before shooting himself in the head with a gun. A few minutes later, Drinky ended up getting a spot in the Pantheon, Gabby stuck around as his herald, and Drinky was even more confused despite being told in detail what the Pantheon is.
  • The Hall of Alcohol is considered something of a haven for him due to the extremely high amounts of drinks present. Not only are there people who take up a drink, but there's more than a few visitors willing to drop by for free time. Drinky managed to get along with a fair amount of drinkers, though some of them were initially put off with how not only does he keep shooting himself in the head, but the fact that he's still relatively alive after any botched suicide attempt after a bit of time.
    • Of the various drinkers, Drinky ended up having a good amount of conversations with Captain Haddock, mainly because Haddock has had plenty of experience in handling the sea much like Drinky. Haddock was surprised that all the adventures that the crow goes through as a result of drinking are far more insane than what Haddock would normally go through. Despite this, he's willing to give Drinky a bit of advice on how to survive the seas better.
    • Conker didn't think that there'd be another alcoholic animal around, but was willing to take what he can get. Upon listening to the various stories of Drinky's adventures, Conker had a feeling that what the crow gets caught up with somehow ended up being even more insane than what the squirrel had put up with. Conker is also a bit jealous about how Drinky has a mostly easier time escaping problems than he can, though Drinky is perfectly willing to talk to Conker whenever they meet.
    • Upon hearing Cayden Cailen's story about being an actual god after drinking too much, Drinky decided to tell a story about a volcano that lets anyone (and anything) become a divine being when they're thrown there. Cayden in particular found it bizarre that a gun and alcohol bottle could become divine beings that things made even less sense after hearing that the deified Drinky ended up punishing regular Drinky after the latter tried to ask him to stop acting crazy.
    • The Demoman is another drinker whom Drinky is willing to talk to. It's because Drinky often has to go fight in a series of battles much like The Demoman has to, though their individual battles are very different from each other. The crow was surprised to learn that The Demoman's personality depending on whether he's sober or not are completely different from each other and others were just as surprised to learn that Drinky still had bouts of insanity during the one time he tried to swear off alcohol.
  • Despite attempting to commit suicide on a near-regular basis, he almost always turns out fine a while later. Even with the fact that death isn't permanent in the Pantheon, Drinky sometimes doesn't end up in the House of Life and Death after trying to come up with some ridiculous way to take his own life. On the instances that he does end up at that house after a suicide attempt, he usually ends up at Decim's bar trying to piece together what happened. Drinky sometimes overstays his visits there due to a combination of drinks and shock over how his death happened, though Decim has already gotten used to the kinds of people who end up in his bar because of circumstances.
  • Mordecai & Rigby ended up meeting Drinky while the duo were driving around in their golf cart. Mordecai asked Drinky what had happened and the crow responded that he had gone on some strange adventures. Mordecai & Rigby at first thought that Drinky could be someone worth hanging around with until the crow started going into more detail about what happens in them. Once the golf cart arrived back at Drinky's temple, Mordecai told Drinky that it's true that he and Rigby get into some crazy stuff including risky life-and-death scenarios as a result of forgoing responsibility, but he and Rigby would never do the kinds of things Drinky would do whenever chaos strikes. Rigby then told Drinky before leaving that he and Mordecai prefer not to get involved in anything fatal involving Drinky.
  • Crocodiles have been a common enemy for Drinky to fight against back then and learning that there were some crocodiles in the Pantheon meant that Drinky would be in for fights against some of them. Of these crocodiles, King K. Rool ended up being a frequent foe for Drinky as the latter believed that K. Rool was going to make attacks on his life like those French crocodiles. While he wasn't wrong about K. Rool being vicious, it was clear that the Kremling Kommander wasn't French in any way and that he can put up a better fight against Drinky (whose combat capabilities aren't that bad under certain circumstances) unlike the French crocodiles.
  • In addition to the crocodiles, one of his previous foes was a female French spy that Gabby became enamored with. Drinky found out that there was a French spy somewhere and a short time later, he came across a French spy...known as The Spy. This treacherous Frenchman found it crazy that there was a drunken crow who had a vendetta against him because of another French spy from back then. While The Spy can't turn into a battleship that can become haunted somehow (and The Spy had a hard time trying to envision what Drinky was talking about anyways), The Spy can disguise himself as a bunch of other people, something that irks the crow quite a bit, especially if he finds out that the "person" was The Spy all along.
  • When Drinky stumbled upon some Murkrows, he thought that he was finally able to find some other crows to hang out with. The reception he got from them wasn't pleasant to put it mildly and they ended up taking his alcohol bottles from him and to their junk pile of stolen items. Drinky followed them to the pile and starting yelling at them, prompting the flock to start attacking. Drinky then got violent and starting beating up a couple of Murkrows before getting chased out by the Alpha Murkrow. It ended badly for everyone involved, with Drinky in particular suffering from some holes in his body for a few hours after the fight, a few Murkrows getting a few slash marks, and one other Murkrow somehow getting sick after a drinking an alcohol bottle following the fight. Both parties still end up getting into petty fights with each other, though only empty alcohol bottles get stolen during these confrontations nowadays.
    • Psy-Crow, who was the unofficial leader of the Murkrow flock, later found out about what happened between them and Drinky and wanted things to get resolved, especially since Psy-Crow was hoping that he'd get along with Drinky as crows. Psy-Crow eventually caught up to the alcoholic crow and made an attempt to apologize over what happened with the Murkrows. Drinky had a hard time believing that a crow wearing a space-suit would handle that flock, but Psy-Crow decided to have an extended chat with Drinky and hope they find some common ground. Drinky told Psy-Crow that he drinks and points guns to his head to try and get away from problems, and the bounty hunter crow was a bit surprised hearing something like that. Psy-Crow made an offer to Drinky saying that he could work part-time for him after hearing that Drinky wasn't too bad in combat. Drinky accepted the offer, though Psy-Crow often has to break up any fights that happen between Drinky and the Murkrows whenever he's around. Earthworm Jim was upset that there were more crows around, especially since this one ended up being a part-time lackey for his arch-enemy on top of other traits Jim would be put off by. Drinky doesn't care too much about the earthworm and is only attacking him due to Psy-Crow's orders.
  • By complete accident as a result of drinking too much, Drinky ended up on the high-seas alongside Popeye. The sailor briefly wondered if this weird-looking crow had any experience in seafaring, to which Drinky replied "yes" despite looking like he could get seasick at any moment. Popeye found the numerous alcohol bottles lying around him to be rather troubling, but then realized that there were multiple enemies headed his way. Popeye took his spinach to lay the beatdown whilst Drinky found a sword and used it to slash off their adversaries. Popeye conceded that Drinky was pretty capable despite initial appearances, though he felt that Drinky could do with something a bit more substantial to take before fighting. Drinky admitted that drinking seems to be the only way he can get through things, to which Popeye suggested that Drinky not act overly wasted whenever they're together.
  • A quick trip throughout parts of the Pantheon resulted in him encountering Betty Boop. At first, Drinky thought that Betty was related to The Captain's Daughter from his own world, being a good-looking girl with a monochromatic appearance. Betty was initially shocked when asked if she does some weirdly violent activities, though later understood that he simply confused her for that girl back then. While the two don't really dislike each other, conversations between them don't happen often, with Betty feeling that Drinky's bad habits of drinking and suicide are obtrusive to the conversations that they hold if they do happen to meet each other again.
  • One of his adventures had him falling in love with a mermaid when he was underwater momentarily. Some time later after learning from his robot clone that the mermaid was still around, Drinky tried to hook up with the mermaid, but was rejected harshly. After learning that the Pantheon had some mermaids such as Ariel present, he did consider checking them out hoping that one of them would be a replacement to the mermaid from back then. He eventually decided against it since he had a feeling that things between him and any mermaid wouldn't go that much differently compared to back then.

    Soda Popinski 
Soda Popinski, Herald of Drunk Russians and God of Ambiguously Alcoholic Drinks (Vodka Drunkenski)
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  • Theme song: Punch-Out Theme (Soda Popinski ver.)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A bottle of soda (or vodka)
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Baldness, being a Drunken Master, Lightning Bruiser, left handedness, drunk on soda, That Russian Squat Dance
  • Domains: Drinks, Thirst, Russia, Vodka, Soda
  • Allies: Popeye, Moe
  • Rival: Little Mac, Zangief
  • Once known as "Vodka Drunkenski", he changed his name to Soda Popinski, but is still revered by drunken Russian characters as a pioneer of their representation. Thanks to that, and his ability to get drunk despite switching to soda, Soda Popinski earned his seat in the Pantheon.
  • Soda is currently training for a rematch with fellow boxer, Little Mac. While he has yet to beat Mac, he keeps at it. In the meantime, he's formed a friendly rivalry with Zangief, and the two spar regularly.
    • Similarly, Soda's found Rock Lee's style interesting enough that he wishes to fight him.
  • Gets along well with Popeye, as they both love their respective drink and foods to the point of powering up upon consumption.
  • He gets his powers from his drinks, yet Valvatorez is trying to get Soda to switch to eating sardines for even more power, and rename himself "Czar Deenski". No dice yet.
  • Naoto Shirogane has urged Soda Popinski to make sure his stash of soda is never anywhere near her friends Rise, Teddie, and Yukiko. They were once able to get drunk merely by thinking they were drunk, so to drink a nonalcoholic beverage that had a similar effect on Soda could lead to disaster (and humor). Yu Narukami also doesn't want to risk having any of it himself when he meant for it to be an act back then.
  • Can also be found in Nationalities.

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Demigods

    Barney Gumble 
Bernard Arnold Gumble, The Alcoholic God (The Plow King)
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  • Demigod
  • Symbol: An empty can of Duff Bear
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Dumb, Slobbish Best Friend, The Alcoholic, Butt-Monkey, Aces Ruined By Intoxication, Not Just A Drunkard, Constant Belching, Military Brat, Trash of the Titans, Failing Recovering Alcoholic, Surprisingly Intelligent, Singing Voice Dissonance, Stupidity Born Of Intoxication, Naked People Are Funny
  • Domains: Sitcoms, Drunks, Booze, Idiots
  • Followers: Bartholomew, Bruin, Jack Hackett
  • Allies: Homer Simpson, Moe Syzlack, Al Bundy, Captain Haddock, Tyrion Lannister, Dr Zoidberg, Bender
  • Worships: Bacchus
  • Spear Counterpart to: Cana Alberona
  • On good terms with: The Simpsons family
  • Enemies: Mr Burns, Soda Popinski
  • Bernard Arnold Gumble is the son of Flying Hellfish member Arnie Gumble, and a close friend to Homer Simpson. Though at first an intelligent lad, all would change where Homer would offer him beer to calm his mind at an S.A.T course. Unfortunately it changed him, becoming a major alcoholic. With a bar tab of 14 billion dollars and a propensity for drinking things like varnish out of desperation, he serves as the main alcoholic of the Trope Pantheon.
  • Was initially considered for Alcohol-Induced Idiocy, however Captain Haddock got that position. He doesn't mind much, because they got along due to suffering from alcohol. He also gets along with Al Bundy due to being failures in life.
  • He has tried to go sober one more than on occasion, such as when he humiliated himself. He's tried coffee, but unfortunately has a habit of falling off the wagon. Was nominated to go into space once, and would have had he not got wasted off celebratory non-alcoholic champagne. As his main customer, Moe Syzlack is usually there to wrangle him back to Moe's Tavern. He made a really good short movie on his alcoholism, which continues to win awards at the House of Theater.
  • Him and Mr Burns don't like each other. When Mr Burns got rich off oil, the fumes ended up closing down Moe's Tavern. The feeling is mutual due to the time he was stupid enough to tab the billionaire, ending in him on a landfill. In his opinion it was Worth It.
  • Gets along with fellow alcoholic Tyrion Lannister. He's constantly amazed by how he can erudite he is despite how sloshed he usually is, and seeks to learn from him. Tyrion admits that it took a lot of effort, as "it's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it was easy". They also bond over being an object of shame for their family.
  • Has comforted Dumbo over his scary drinking episode and Butt-Monkey state. He knows what it's like to have a hallucinatory beast, though with him it demands he keep drinking.
  • Despite his drunkenness, he has talents. He became a member of The Be Sharps when it turned out he had a beautiful singing voice, which he's been able to make money from in the House of Music. He had a successful career mowing snow as the Plow King, but this ended with winter. The House of Ice & Cold has decided to hire him in order to help with their snow problems, and unlike last time he's working equally with Homer Simpson instead of a Mr Plow/Plow King rivalry.
  • Once ended up in a drinking contest with Bender. Instead of dying from alcohol poisoning, he somehow managed to drink Bender under the tablenote . Bender was really impressed by this, and the two stay in contact. Zoidberg got along with Barney due to their unlucky lives.
  • Got in some stupid feud with Soda Popinski over alcohol, most likely getting mad at mistaking his soda for alcohol. Their feud continues when they battled over who was the greatest English prime minister. Barney gets violent if you don't answer "Lord Palmerston."
  • He was named after Fred Flintstone's best friend Barney Rubble, even sharing his birth date of April 20 and initially having blond hair. Also has an uncanny resemblance to Springfield bully Nelson Muntz, leading some to believe he's related to him. Granted Nelson's father Eddie is know, but given he also looks like Barney they might still be related.
  • Also present in the house of Extrovert Flaws.

    Captain Haddock 
Captain Haddock, God of Alcohol-Induced Idiocy
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  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His hat.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Amusing Injuries, Badass Beard, The Berserker, Boisterous Bruiser, Breakout Character, The Drunken Sailor, Flowery Insults, Good Is Not Nice, Grumpy Bear, Hair-Trigger Temper, Hurricane of Euphemisms, Older Sidekick, Punch-Clock Hero, Seadog Beard
  • Domains: Chaos, Good, Sailing, Alcohol
  • Avatar: Andy Serkis (through motion capture)
  • Allies: Tintin, Asterix, Lucky Luke, Cayden Cailean, Popeye
  • Rivals: Hercule Poirot, Jack Sparrow, Steve Austin
  • Opposed by: CM Punk, Mayor Richard Wilkins
  • Complicated relationship: James Bond
  • To be honest, he never thought he would ascend. The Pantheon was just begging to put him into crazy messes. He was hoping to stick with being Tintin's herald, or maybe a minor sailing position at best. That all changed when he first arrived at the Pantheon... completely drunk. His drunken adventure led him throughout the House of Food, making a complete mess of it. When he sobered up, he profusely apologized. But instead of angry faces, there was a thunderous applause. He was promptly given his own temple for that amusing stunt. So much for making a quiet impression.
    • It should be noted that he hasn't gotten drunk nearly as often, even trying to curb his drinking problem. Of course, he can only last so long. And when he does get drunk, it's almost always a memorable experience, both for him and for anyone in his way.
  • He is also known for his... colorful swearing. Many gods wonder of some of the words he spouts out even exists. Many are well known for having a dirty mouth. Haddock can name virtually any insult in a dictionary... and use them in a single rant.
  • Shares a drink with Lucky Luke once in awhile. He at least appreciates that the cowboy doesn't go too hard on him regarding his alcoholism. Asterix also counts as an ally, though one not to be tested. Haddock avoids taking a drink whenever the Gaul is around, or else he would get a pounding for disturbing the peace.
  • He may not be the most reliable sidekick, but Haddock will always be at his side. So it was no surprise that when Poirot criticised Tintin, Haddock held on to that grudge, even when Poirot apologized. Poirot himself is not a fan of the sailor's boorish nature.
  • Waking up from one of his many intoxicated avdentures, he was surprised to be face-to-face with one of his favorite gods. Cayden invited him to a bar, eager to hear of his adventures. Afterwards, the God of Blackouts advised him to go easy on the adventures. Haddock's luck can only go so far before he gets killed.
  • Gets called by Indiana Jones whenever the archeologist needs sea transport. With that said, he isn't thrilled with working together. Any item that Haddock finds gets confiscated by Indy and his insistence in putting artifacts in a museum.
  • Popeye hoped to convince Haddock to eat some spinach. Haddock agreed... but only if he tried some of his whisky. Little did he know that Haddock was already drunk before eating the spinach. The results were a level of destruction not seen in the House of Food. It was for the sake of the Pantheon that Haddock never mixes spinach with alcohol ever again.
  • Ever since he appeared in a motion capture animated film, Haddock is fond of Andy Serkis, who portrayed him there, and likes to send him a bottle every once in a while. Given Daniel Craig portrayed the villain there, Haddock has problems trusting James Bond (who also likes to drink, but is seemingly less hindered by drunkenness).
  • Is not a fan of pirates as they have hounded his sailing. Their patron is admittedly more amiable (and is more than happy to share a mug of rum to boot), alleviating his concerns for now.
  • Even when he has limited his drinking, he still has his detractors. CM Punk enjoys taunting the sailor. It helps that Haddock's blood boils easily. This is no joking matter though; Punk has publicly despised Haddock for popularizing drinking as a fun experience. Punk hopes to expose him as the loser he thinks he is.
  • Another wrestler paid a visit recently. Steve Austin offered him a can of beer to drink. Haddock wasn't a fan of American beer but decided to give it a sip anyways, sadly setting him up perfectly for the Stone Cold Stunner. Once he woke up in the hospital, he cursed up a storm before swearing to get revenge. With that said, their animosity died down to more of a rivalry... especially when teaming up against Punk.
  • Is becoming hounded by propaganda under Mayor Richard Wilkins, calling him a horrible role model for readers. Tintin warned Haddock against a direct confrontation, as it will probably make things worst. Ignoring him may well be the best strategy against him.
  • Has a tendency to laugh at any ridiculous ideas or proposals when drinking. Many a conspiracy theorist walked out dejected afterwards.
  • Also present in the house of Flaws.

    Rock Lee 
Rock Lee, God of Extremely Low Alcohol Tolerance (Bushy Brows/Gejimayu, Konoha's The Beautiful Green Wild Beast/The Handsome Devil of the leaf)
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Quasideities

    Moe Szyslak 
Moammar Szyslak, God of Bartending (Moe)
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     Withnail 
Withnail, the God Who's Always Hungover
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  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A glass of sherry
  • Theme song: "Withnail and I"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Drinking copious amounts of alcohol, can't cook to save his life, Cloudcuckoolander, Ambiguously Gay, Drama Queen, takes care of his problems by getting sloshed, overacts even if not onstage, Toxic Friend Influence, Drives Like Crazy, Small Name, Big Ego, Know-Nothing Know-It-All
  • Herald: Marwood
  • Allies: Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Homer Simpson Jeff Lebowski, Barney Stinson, Yog-Sothoth, Garfield, Rick Sanchez, Bender, Captain Jack Sparrow, Tavish Finnegan DeGroot/Demoman
  • Admires: William Shakespeare
  • Odd Relationship With: The Doctor
  • Enemies: Vastra, The Dursleys, Wolverine, Professor X, anyone who is in support of getting rid of or banning any alcoholic beverages
  • Withnail's ascension to the Pantheon was rather chaotic, as he was inebriated as usual during the time of his ascension. After failing a breathalyzer test three times, he attempted to cheat his way out of a urine test, but was caught and put on the waiting list for an indefinite period of time. When he was finally let into the Pantheon, he went to get slammed in the house of Alcohol, and woke up hungover the next morning. He got drunk again hours afterwards, and from there on the cycle continued.
  • His temple is the flat that he and Marwood shared when they were mortals. It is one of the most avoided temples within the Pantheon, because it is a complete and utter mess, with the worst part of it easily being the kitchen. Withnail doesn't seem to mind, although the fact that he brought his herald, Marwood, with him to the Pantheon has resulted in them getting involved in a load of shenanigans. They can usually be found avoiding the house of Nature, considering that their last attempt at taking a holiday in the countryside was...disastrous, to say the least.
  • Has become fast friends with Barney Stinson, Barney Gumble, and the Dude, and spends his time drinking with them. Though Withnail takes their choices of drinks a lot more seriously than they do, especially if they're offering him a drink. Moe Szyslak also enjoys his presence, with Withnail easily becoming a regular customer of his.
  • When he encountered the Dursleys, he was initially happy because he mistook Vernon Durley for his uncle, Montague "Monty" Withnail. However, he soon realized that Vernon, and by extension the rest of the Dursleys, were the polar opposite of the affable and (mostly) enjoyable Uncle Monty. The Dursleys were likewise annoyed immensely by Withnail, who disrupted their desires for a "normal" lifestyle within the Pantheon.
  • He and a number of Doctor Who deities have an odd relationship, to say the least. In at least two alternate futures, the Doctor has incarnations who resembled him greatly, in both physical appearance and personality. It should also be noted that the Doctor's eighth incarnation has a striking resemblance to Marwood. And that's not even getting into how the Great Intelligence, AKA Yog-Sothoth, has a form that resembles Withnail himself. So yeah, he and some Whoniverse deities have a very odd relationship indeed.
  • Upon encountering William Shakespeare, he immediately went into fanboy mode, due to his high respect for Shakespeare and his works. Shakespeare was flattered by this, and he was rather impressed by delivery of the "What Piece of Work is a Man" monologue from Hamlet. However, Withnail's lifestyle choices and work ethic are what primarily hold back Shakespeare from casting Withnail in a run of Hamlet for the Pantheon, something which Withnail is rather sore about.
  • Wolverine and Professor X became rather startled when he ascended to the Pantheon, given that a man who bore a resemblance to him in one continuity of theirs ended up sending the mutant population to near extinction. While Professor X tries to remain cordial with him, Withnail has gotten on Wolverine's nerves one time too many, and the two continue to quarrel, with Withnail ignoring the warnings of other deities who have crossed Wolverine.
  • Has gotten along greatly with Tavish Finnegan Degroot AKA The Demoman, due to their similar personalities, and have already spent one too many nights getting hungover. He has also been known to catch a drink with Homer Simpson from time to time, although Withnail firmly believes that Duff beer is terrible, despite never trying it.


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