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Intermediate Gods

    Albus Dumbledore 
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, God of Wizard Beards (Dumbly-dorr, Your Headship, Professorhead)

Edward Teach, God of Pirates With Beard Motifs (Blackbeard, Edward Thatch, Marshall D. Teach, Rider, The Pirate All Pirates Fear)
Historical depiction of Blackbeard
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    Emperor Ganishka 
Emperor Ganishka, God of Villainous Facial Hair
The Emperor dressed for battle.
Click here  to see his apostle form.
Click here  to see his Shiva form.
  • Intermediate God (Greater God as Shiva)
  • Symbol: His intimidating throne
  • Theme Song: Dread Emperor
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Totally Despicable And Verbose Villains, Evil Versus Evil, Fat Bastard, Having A Beard Of Epic Proportions, Adipose Rex, The Emperor, Conquest Via Dark Magic, Submits To None, Even The Godhand, Royally Screwed Up, Self-Made Orphan, Vicious And Cruel Emperors, Mist And Fog Apostle Form, Becomes God-Like At The Cost Of His Remaining Sanity, You Can't Fight Fate, The Dreaded
  • Domains: Conquest, Demons, War Crimes, Pride, Mist, Empires
  • Interested in: The Facehuggers and Xenomorph Drone
  • Allies: Wyald (fellow "renegade Apostle"), Aerys II Targaryen, J Geil, Gregor Clegane, Sheev Palpatine, SCP-953, Piggsy, Babidi, Gul'dan
  • Enemies: Every other Berserk deity, though special mention goes to Griffith, the Godhand and Guts. Also enemies with Sobek, Ganesha, Babar, YHVH, Merged Zamasu, Iroque, Night Raid, Ellen Ripley, Kratos, Rosemary Woodhouse, Edward Elric, Lord Tirek
  • Opposes: The House of Family, other members of the House of Royalty, the House of Wind and Air, Ragyo Kiryuin
  • Ganishka is the emperor of the Kushan Empire, a militaristic empire with exotic war elephants, supernatural creatures and human sorcerers. He is also an apostle, disposing of his humanity and engages in numerous evil acts. Unlike most apostles Gainshka opposes the Godhand, refusing to bow to anyone. No matter how horrible the means, he s to conquer the world and bring an end to the Godhand's reign, particularly Griffith/Femto.
  • Became an Apostle upon sacrificing his son, who he rightfully feared would overthrow him. Ganishka has been consumed by paranoia due to his family being Royally Screwed Up, starting with his mother trying to poison him so his brother survived. This paranoia leads him to have disdain for both family and royalty...except for Aerys Targaryen. They share a lot in common, being mad, paranoid rulers who's paranoia involves their own family. And they are both interested in each other's "craft".
  • In a world like Berserk, it is almost impressive he stands out as exceptionally depraved, and for good reason-his war campaign involves mass executions, ethnic cleansing, using conquered populations as human shields or cannon fodder, feeding women to crocodiles and other gruesome human experimentation. Unsurprisingly it has led to him being very unpopular to most gods in the House of War, including some evil ones. However there is a god as depraved as him who likes what he's doing-Gregor Clegane. Ganishka admires his overtly violent nature when it comes to war time, and has offered him an honorary position in his army.
  • Fond of using his military dark magic to transform animals into even more fearsome beasts, and as mentioned likes to execute people with crocodiles. He desired to capture Sobek, in part to fill this depraved curiosity and in part to feel secure about making a god submit to him for he as emperor refuses to submit to anybody. Didn't work at all, surviving only because of his mist-based Apostle form. His plan to experiment with Babar and Ganesha for his war elephants brought even less fruit.
  • One of his most horrific acts is the creation of the Daka. Captive pregnant women are lowered into a sort of artificial Behelit, corrupting the fetuses and bursting out of their mothers. It's as horrific as it sounds, and the Daka produced are ferocious, demonic if not particularly bright fighters. He is interested in the Facehugger and Xenomorph, believing that he can hybridize the process with the artificial Behelit to create an ultimate Apostle-Xenomorph hybrid that can serve him. Given the nature of the Xenomorph, it'll almost certainly backfire on him.
  • Openly defiant of all true deities, having stated that as with the Godhand he is the emperor, and does not bow to the will of any god. His rebellion only served Griffith's purpose, given their vast powers over causality. He takes personal offense at YHVH and Merged Zamasu for their desire to enforce the will of God, albeit "God" usually refers to themselves in that case. Zamasu takes particular umbridge towards Ganishka for representing the depravity he perceives in all mortals, which was only exacerbated upon further research into the nature of Apostles. Much like Guts' attitude towards Ganishka and Griffith, no-one who's not a total misanthrope or as big a monster as both wants to help either oppose the other.
  • In his rebellion against the gods, he seeks those who also seek to rebel against the gods thinking they may understand him. He tried to get Kratos' help, due to slaughtering much of the Greek pantheon. Like Guts he told him to shove it due to how much of a monster he is. Ganishka turned his attention to Iroque instead. Not because he thinks for a nanosecond he can recruit her, but because he wants to weaponize the Indigo light to "poison" the Godhand by the light re-awakening their hearts and guilt corrupting them. He sent his men after it, but the presence of the light caused them to be plagued with guilt. Progress of trying to weaponize it for his cause is at a standstill, and he dare not get any closer.
  • Interestingly despite being as depraved as him, he is not fond of Ragyo Kiryuin. Part of it is due to him thinking she is subservient to the original Life Fiber, when a true ruler should be subservient to no-one. Part of it is personal issues with his own mother, given Ragyo is a textbook abusive mother.
  • Using magic to rule over the Kushans, thanks in part to his right-hand man and sorceror Daiba. He is always welcome to the aid of evil sorcerers like Babidi and Gul'dan that might help his war effort. He is also open to the sadistic SCP-953 due to how useful her trickery is, and she's very happy to have her sadism indulged. He opposes Lord Tirek due to how he drains magic. Because of his horrific experiments, Rosemary Woodhouse and Edward Elric despise him.
  • One of the most powerful Apostles, his apostle form can act as a proxy. In this form he is a mass of fog and mist, making him intangible. He is still vulnerable to dissipating in strong winds, however. J. Geil recognized this as something similar to his mother's Stand, Justice, and Ganishka recognized his Stand was pretty useful for his war effort. As with SCP-953, he has joined to better indulge his sadism. The artificial Behelit allowed him to take a god-like form known as Shiva, but at the cost of his sanity. Upon his death it became the base for the World-Spiral Tree and the fusion of the Astral and Physical planes.

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Lesser Gods

    Piston Hondo 
Piston Hondo, God of Big Eyebrows (Piston Honda, Nippon Ichi (Japan's Best), Ichiban (The Best))

    Rick Grimes 
Rick Grimes, God of Sorrow-Grown Beards (Rick, Sheriff, Officer Friendly)
Comic Book Rick Grimes
Television Rick Grimes
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The badge of his police officer uniform.
  • Leitmotif: Lead Me Home
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Action Dad, Anti-Hero, I Did What I Had to Do, He Who Fights Monsters, Papa Wolf, Be Ware The Nice Ones, Pay Evilunto Evil, The Gunslinger.
  • Domains: Love, Protection, Survival
  • Allies: Lee Everett and Clementine, Edward Newgate/Whitebeard, Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Claire Redfield, The Survivor Crew, Jill Valentine, Jake Muller and Sherry Birkin, Bryan Mills, Saeko Busujima, The Green Flu survivors, Joel and Ellie, Ikoma and Mumei
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Negan.
  • Enemies: Albert Wesker, Alex Wesker, William Birkin, Alexia Ashford, Quan Chi, Walter White, Edward Richtofen.
  • Additional Character Relationships: Carl Grimes (his son), Daryl Dixon (his "brother")
  • Being a survivor became first nature to Rick Grimes. So when he had been ascended into the pantheon he quickly drew out his Colt Python prepared to kill the first walker he saw. He didn't trust anyone he didn't know so during his first days in the pantheon. It turned out he was the only person from his group to ascend in the pantheon. The reason being was through Lee and Clementine who felt he was long overdue being free out of the hell Rick had been through.
  • Many deities notice his certain visits to the other houses. When people ask about his actions he simply gives this reply. "I'm doin' stuff and thiiiiinnnnnnnngs."
  • It took Edward Newgate from the Pantheon of Fathers to calm Rick down, and explain there was no danger from walkers in this place. Unlike Lee however he didn't have Carl around which made him very agitated. Edward knew his fatherly love outweighed his role as a god. He promised Rick he would be reunited with his son one day in the pantheon. In a way the former cop saw a bit of Hersel in the veteran pirate.
  • He was able to come across Lee and Clementine the both of them knowing some of the horrors Rick had gone through. Since they had been through the dangers of walkers they got along very well with each other. Like Rick Lee is very protective of the young and Clementine hoped he would get to meet Rick's son.
  • Despite Saeko Busujima coming from a different culture Rick respected her abilities with her sword the Murata-tou. She also reminds him of Michonne another swordsman whom he misses along with Carl. Saeko would love to meet her and see her blade in action.
  • While Rick was trying to relax and come to grips with his new life here some of the best men in fighting bioterrorism came to visit Rick. Chris, Leon, and Claire met Rick first and wanted him to know they were sympathetic to his pain and suffering. They also suggested he speak with others like them who wanted to put an end to virus that would created the zombies or as Rick knew them The Walkers.
    • Taking their advice he visited the house of health and diseases where he met Jake and Sherry. They both also were happy to find someone who could survival the undead. Sherry in particular was very happy to learn about how much he cared for his son. She was grateful he would be there for him unlike her father who seemed to care more about his work than her.
    • It's through speaking with the various survivor of Umbrella's schemes he's come to despise the kind of people who knowingly make viruses to infect the world. He's made it his personal mission to kill any of these people he comes across for their actions. This includes necromancers who take advantage of the dead for their own gain.
  • Many consider Walter White and Rick Grimes to have a few similar traits to them. They both also came from shows made on a similar network. Rick is quick to point out he needed to survive in a different world. Walter chose to act through criminal means, and if he was still a cop he would want him arrested by his own hands if he got the chance. The two have at least engaged in a rap battle.
  • He gets along with most of The Survival Crew except for Edward who he's come to hate.
  • After the Savior War, the mere sight of the grinning man known as Negan was enough to make Rick point his trademark gun in his face. They were still at odds with each other despite all that's happened before their ascension.
  • One day Rick came across a note left on the ground. He didn't know who it was from, but the note said the following message. The Pantheon is gonna need Rick Grimes.



    The Pirate Captain 
The Pirate Captain, God of Bearded Seafarers
The Pirate Captain sailing the high seas with his band of misfits
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A skull with two hams filling in for crossbones
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: His Name Really is "The Pirate Captain", Idiotic Anti-Hero, Leading a Misfit Team
  • Domains: Pirates, Plundering
  • Heralds: Polly the Dodo, His crew members (notably The Pirate with a Scarf, Albino Pirate, and Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate)
  • Rivals: Monkey D. Luffy (friendly), Jack Sparrow, Blackbeard, Wario
  • Enemies: Evil-aligned Royalty, Sakazuki, Black Manta
  • Sail across the high seas and there's a chance that one may find a peculiar set of pirates that are in it for the glory of being Pirate of the Year. That is the primary goal of The Pirate Captain and his nameless band of misfits. With a good-looking bushy beard, solid companionship, and not a lot of common sense, he and his crew went on a wild adventure to get their fame and fortune. Along the way, they encountered Charles Darwin, disguised themselves as scientists (and girl scouts beforehand), and infiltrated the QV1 ship owned by a psychopathic pirate-hating Queen Victoria to get back The Pirate Captain's dodo bird.
  • During one of their pirating exploits, the crew followed a map that was believed to lead them to something grand. Once they reached the "X" that the map was referring to, they found a treasure chest, opened it, and found another map, but one where the destination was just referred to as "??????". Surprised at first, The Pirate Captain ordered his crew to head towards the unknown destination, hoping that their prize would be at that place. It took a couple of days to get to that destination and they had to put up with sea monsters, heavy fog, and even competing pirates along the way. When they did arrive, what the crew found was a massive place filled with different locales. The Pirate Captain then decided to place his ship near a dock, inadvertently squashing some poor schmuck on a tiny boat doing so. After setting foot on land, The Pirate Captain ended up being escorted and after being told about the place, he filled out some paperwork to verify his Pantheon spot and continue his plundering.
  • The Pirate Captain became very interested in the House of Popularity seeing as that place is bound to hold a competition related to Pirates every now and then. He has signed up for many pirate-related popularity contests over there, but generally hasn't ranked well in any of them thus far. It didn't really deter him that much as he's more than willing to prove to others that he and his crew are worthy pirates no matter what happens.
  • He sees many other pirates in the Pantheon as potential competitors when it comes to being the most popular of their kind. Monkey D. Luffy caught his attention seeing as how Luffy's goal of being The Pirate King isn't that much different to The Pirate Captain's goal of earning the title of Pirate of the Year. Both also regard their crewmates as valued companions no matter what happens. The Pirate Captain's rivalry with Luffy is a bit more amicable compared to that of other pirates as a result.
    • Some of the various other pirates he has some sort of jealousy towards. The Pirate Captain sees Jack Sparrow as his greatest competitor seeing as what The Pirate Captain can claim to do, others have said that Jack Sparrow can do it a lot better.
    • The more antagonistic pirates such as Black Manta are something The Pirate Captain is more wary of to some extent. It's true that The Pirate Captain is going around terrorizing others, but he's really only in it for fame and fortune, not out of pure malice. It doesn't help in the very least that most of those villainous scourges of the sea are much more competent than what The Pirate Captain can ever hope to be.
  • Word of Sakazuki's hatred towards pirates managed to reach The Pirate Captain fairly quickly. At first, The Pirate Captain recalled of Queen Victoria's hatred of pirates and their meeting, but was later told that Sakazuki not only didn't have a powered suit of armor, but had powers that The Pirate Captain could have a lot of trouble with. The Pirate Captain thought that Sakazuki wouldn't be that much trouble, but a disastrous chance encounter ended with The Pirate Captain's ship on fire and a really hasty retreat not long after. Since then, Sakazuki just saw him as another pirate to eliminate regardless of competency while The Pirate Captain conceded that evading Sakazuki is likely the only option until further notice.
  • Being pardoned by Queen Victoria nearly costed him his career once that was found out. There are a few devious deities willing to "pardon" The Pirate Captain (actually trick him in giving up his dodo bird) in exchange for large amounts of gold and treasures, but thanks to experience, The Pirate Captain isn't willing to fall for such a trick like that again. While he is indeed interested in treasure and fame, he considers his crewmates to be equally important to him.
  • The House of Food isn't really a place where The Pirate Captain stays for long. On one hand, he sometimes visits with his crew there to feast on some ham. On the other hand, he's aware that some of the more deranged chefs might go after his dodo bird and try to make a meal out of it. Chaos tends to occur (alongside a fatality or two) if one of those crazed cooks gets their hands on Polly.
  • He and Wario are in a fairly heated competition for gold, especially considering Wario's troubles with a different pirate while treasure-hunting back then. Whereas The Pirate Captain and his crewmates are at least trying to get more attention, Wario is really only interested in money and nothing more. The Pirate Captain making attempts to raid Wario's hideout for potential gold and jewels just made the rivalry even worse than it already is.
  • Sometimes, The Pirate Captain and his crew attempt to disguise themselves under a different sort of profession in order to avoid suspicion from others. Given that he referred to himself as "The Science Captain" while pretending to be a scientist (on top of a girl-scout disguise) and he is explicitly called The Pirate Captain, a few deities aren't really going to be fooled for that long by "The [insert occupation here] Captain" gig he has.
  • In spite of him and his crew supposedly doing morally questionable actions, The Pirate Captain is actually a very affable fellow. Regardless, some rumors have spread around that he is actually more cunning and his crew ruthless than they actually are. Then again, it's entirely possible that The Pirate Captain is just writing a bunch of weird stories to try and build up his "reputation". Among these stories include allegedly meeting Captain Ahab while trying to hunt down Moby Dick despite the real Ahab claiming that such an encounter never happened.
    • All of this ended up getting Blackbeard's attention and in turn, The Pirate Captain quickly noticed and became jealous of Blackbeard's notierity. Blackbeard's feats of villainy being exaggerated isn't too much different from The Pirate Captain writing ridiculous stories of his own adventures. While The Pirate Captain claimed that he'll become a very popular pirate someday, Blackbeard simply didn't take him seriously, if at all.

    Yosemite Sam 
Yosemite Sam, God of Mustaches (Samuel Michelangelo Rosenbaum, Sam, Sea-Goin' Sam, Shanghai Sam, Sam Schultz, Sam von Schamm, Chilkoot Sam, Colonel Sam, Captain Yosemite Sam, Riff Raff Sam, Duke of Yosemite, Ghost of Christmas Present)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His mustache
  • Theme Music: Blow My Stack; Stick to my Guns; Moostache (the latter is sung by his mustache)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Chaotic Neutral on a good day)
  • Portfolio: Hair-Trigger Temper, Angrish, Fiery Redhead, Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain, Angry Short Person, No Indoor Voice, Badass Mustache, Having a Different Profession Extremely Often
  • Domains: Mustaches, Anger, Profession
  • Herald: Montana Max
  • High Priest: Gordito Delgado
  • Followers: Drayden, Daniel Plainview
  • Allies: Elmer Fudd, Pete, King K. Rool
  • Rivals: Applejack, The Man with No Name, John Marston, Cervantes de Leon, Gangplank, Jack Sparrow, Chuck Norris, Theodore Roosevelt
  • Friendly Enemies: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
  • Enemies: Vash, Lucky Luke, John Wayne, the Gokaigers, Monkey D. Luffy and his crew
  • Opposed by: Dr. McNinja, Sakazuki, most of Luck and Fortune
  • Odd Friendship: Shizuo Heiwajima, Sybil Pandemik & Mona
  • This short-tempered shorty has always been in pursuit of Bugs Bunny through a variety of professions, such as a cowboy, pirate, or even a viking. Aside from his anger, the only things that are consistent with him is that he fails hilariously at capturing Bugs and that he has a noticeable mustache (he also apparently had said mustache since he was a baby).
  • His title was originally held by Gordito Delgado, but for some reason, several deities were unable to find him for unknown reasons (though it is believed he went on an extended vacation). Dr. McNinja is not happy to hear that Gordito got replaced (along with being demoted to Sam's High Priest) and is trying to force Sam out of the Pantheon.
  • In a way, Sam can be considered an opposite of Elmer Fudd. While both have had their share of conflict against Bugs and Daffy, Elmer is usually more mild-mannered and Sam is highly prone to violent outbursts. Regardless of the differences between them, the two get along pretty well.
  • Being a cowboy, he has naturally caught the attention of both Applejack and Lucky Luke. His temper has the two rather unsettled, and if Sam does something stupid, the duo will have to keep Sam in check. Sam is on worse terms towards Lucky Luke for a certain reason.
  • Having had experience of being a pirate a few times and learning about what pirates are in the Pantheon, Sam decided to try and join Cervantes and Gangplank. The two just laughed him off due to his own incompetence, but Sam has sworn to try and get back at them. These attempts almost always end badly for the Sam.
    • His relations with good-aligned pirates such as the Gokaigers and the Straw Hat Pirates are much worse as whenever Sam dons his pirate costume to attack, he is always thwarted by the two groups' combined efforts effortlessly.
    • Sakazuki also put Sam on his hitlist due to the latter being a pirate. The admiral doesn't care if others tell him that Sam is a part-time pirate, not a full-time one (nor the fact that Sam is mostly incompetent to begin with).
  • He once attempted to set up a casino in the House of Luck and Fortune, but incurred the wrath of some of the deities there. Instead, he simply set up the casino elsewhere in the Pantheon, making relations between him and that house even worse.
  • Sam is good friends with Pete, given that they have had many different professions throughout their careers. Pete has been talking to Sam about improving the latter's schemes to capture Bugs, though every now and then, the two talk about the times that they have been friendlier towards their respective opponents.
  • Although highly prone to being angry, he has shown on occasion to be a somewhat nice person. This may be why he's been seen often with Shizuo Heiwajima, who is also prone to fits of anger. The bartender, who is still trying to keep his own anger if check, has considered the possibility of mitigating Sam's anger and no one (including Sam and Shizuo) can say for certain if Sam's anger can be kept to an acceptable level.
    • Speaking of which, Sam has made frequent visits to the Anger house, citing it as a very good place to take out his a point.
  • He was once asked to perform a song for the House of Music. It turned out that his mustache performed the song, surprising the audience at the time.
  • Sam primarily uses revolvers to shoot them everywhere, though there aren't a lot of other users of such weapons in the Pantheon for now. Even then, he is likely to have really bad moments with the more notable users.
    • Given Revolver Ocelot's tendencies, many have jokes about what would happen if Sam decided to work for him, only to be backstabbed at the last moment.
    • While some would think that Sam would be interested in Kiritsugu Emiya's bullets to try and take down Bugs & Daffy, the truth couldn't be more different. The two, aside from having incredibly different personalities and revolver usage, don't care much for each other and a meeting between the two is not likely happening.
    • Sam once had an encounter with Vash and it led to a shootout where Vash's aiming skills netted The Humanoid Typhoon a win. Sam is still trying for a rematch, but has made unsuccessful attempts at harassing Vash from time to time.
  • Sam may or may not be a Mexican bandit known as Pancho Vanilla. Only he and Speedy Gonzales know if Sam and Pancho are one in the same, but they're not telling anyone.
  • A highly amusing stunt (not according to Sam at least) that many deities do is to go to a higher place in the Pantheon and provoke Sam from there. Sam will try to go after them, only to fall down a hole and utter a string of gibberish expletives on the way down.
  • Some have claimed to have seen Sam with a bunch of cat-related items. No one knows what's up with that, nor do they want to know why Sam is keeping said stuff.
  • Even though Sam has tried a number of professions to defeat Bugs Bunny, there are a few that he hasn't attempted yet. Only time will tell if Sam finds a job that will let him succeed at his goal.
    • His visits to the House of Profession led him to Sybil Pandemik & Mona. The three often talk about the various careers that they have tried.


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