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Lesser Gods

Adam MacIntyre

Adam MacIntyre, God of Dying While Laughing (Adam the Clown)

• Lesser Gods
• Symbol: His chainsaws
• Theme Song: Adam's Boss Theme
  • Remixes (reluctantly shared with Frank West): Don't Sweat Psychos^* Frank's mission license card title from UMvC3, Point and Shoot^* Frank's tutorial overview from MvCI
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Ax-Crazy, Dual-wields Chainsaws, Giggling Villain, Large Ham, Laughing Mad, Lightning Bruiser, Made of Iron, Monster Clown, Tragic Villain
• Domains: Clowns, Chainsaws, Insanity, Acrobatics, Shows, Laughter
• Allies: The Joker, Needless Kane, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, SCP-993, Kefka Palazzo, Dimentio, Champ, Piggsy, Leatherface
• Enemies: Frank West, Nathan Drake, Billy, Ben Tennyson, Jack Cayman, Juliet Starling, Ash Williams, The House of Undead and Phasmata, Leon S. Kennedy, Simon Henriksson
• Opposed by: Krusty the Clown, Ronald McDonald
• Adam MacIntyre used to be just a regular mall clown, with a dedicated audience that loved him. That, until the Zombie Apocalypse hit his town and he witnessed his audience be devoured by the zombies (Implied to be mostly children), which drove him mad. Frank West was unfortunate enough to encounter him near the roller coaster, which Adam kept running so the zombies would be distracted but eventually he was defeated by Frank and died by being cut by his own chainsaws. All while laughing maniacally.
• Ecstatic to meet a new audience to perform, the first thing he did was go to the House of Childhood and Adolescence and start juggling his chainsaws in front of a terrified crowd of kids. He was eventually kicked out, but Adam proved to be super troublesome to deal with that it took an entire group to just immobilize and then return to his temple.
• Frank West is less than thrilled to learn that Adam has reached the pantheon and prefers to avoid him. Adam hasn't forgotten about him and while from time to time visit Frank for a "special show". It doesn't help that Frank considers him one of the toughest foes he ever faced.
• Nathan Drake was terrified the moment he set eyes on Adam and because of accidentally bumping into him, Adam started chasing him. While there are plenty of clowns in the pantheon, Adam is the one that terrifies Nate the most after their deadly encounter.
  • Something similar happened with Billy, who once again was proven correct with his idea that all clowns are evil and want to destroy everyone. In an unexpected turn of events, Billy managed to fend off Adam by throwing oranges at him, one ending up hitting Adam in the face and accidentally he got cut by his chainsaws....again.
• Turns out he wasn't the only clown of his brand as there were plenty of others like him. Pennywise was the first one to approach him given their similar appearances and thought that befriending Adam would aid him in his plans to feed on children. The Joker certainly finds him entertaining, if only because he finds Adam juggling his chainsaws to be impressive while Bobble the Clown has tried to convince Adam to be part of his show.
• Other more saner clowns oppose Adam for his sheer insanity and how dangerous he is. Well, Ronald McDonald at least does, Krusty was very upset when Adam one upstaged him and actually did an entertaining show to his audience without harming any children. But he made sure to never tell one about that incident.
• Yes, his Dual Wielding Chainsaws haven't gone unnoticed by other deities especially those who also use it for combat. Both Leatherface and Piggsy are good friends of Adam, probably because all three are deranged killer and psychopaths and Adam even considers using them for his shows. Others like Jack Cayman, Ash Williams or Juliet Starling are impressed he uses two chainsaws at once but believe they are better fighters overall than him.
  • Then there are people like Leon Kennedy or Simon Henriksson that hate Adam because he reminds me of the chainsaw creatures they faced in the past and would rather avoid the clown entirely. Didn't help that Adam also is super durable like the enemies they have faced before.
• While Adam might be a psychopathic clown, he still hates zombies and whenever he sees one he won't hesitate to attack them. He is actually fairly effective at killing most of them and often can be seen doing that in the House of Undead. Until one of the elite members kick him out anyway.
• He is actually pretty smart for a crazy clown, as he was able to figure out that the zombies from his world were distracted by the roller coaster and usually in case a zombie outbreak occurs, he is usually very capable of fending them off. Of course, that doesn't mean that he still is very dangerous if provoked.
• Apparently, he is able to control a small group of Servbots. The reason for that is because of a small button he has in his outfit with a servbot face in it, so that's why the follow him. Don't ask.
• Can also be found in the House of Manners of Death.

Carmine Prime

Carmine Prime, God of Insane Laughter (Red of the Origin, Crimson Origins, Insanity & Pleasure)

• Theme song: Bad Surface
• Lesser god
• Alignment: Chaotic Insane
• Symbol: A puddle of blood with a crystallised blood stalagmite
• Portfolio: Laughing Mad, Literal Blood Knight, Cast from Hit Points, Ax-Crazy, Power Dyes Your Hair, White Hair, Black Heart, Red Eyes, Take Warning, Hair-Trigger Temper, Wild Card, Life Drain, Difficult, but Awesome
• Domains: Insanity, Laughter, Blood, Combat
• Allies: None really, he's too unpredictable for a lot of deities, there are some that share his insanity such as the Joker and Kefka Palazzo and lust for combat such as Augus and Kenpachi Zaraki
• Enemies: Anyone that insults his Blood Spike, Esidisi, Jedah Dohma, Eliza
• Opposed by: Just about everyone
• Getting into a conversation with Carmine or even being anywhere near him is a really dumb thing to do because not only will he always get into a fight with you but he will also always start laughing for no reason other than just because he's insane.
  • Although he can be calmed down enough to the point where if someone does get into a fight with Carmine, he won't kill them.
• Carmine got really pissed when he found out how much Potemkin and Faust Baldhead sound like him, you can probably guess what he did next.
• There are well over a million ways to get into a fight with Carmine (hell, just existing will piss him off) but one of the quickest ways to get into a fight is to insult his EXS, Blood Spike as that's one of the few things he's actually proud of.
• Carmine doesn't have any allies due to how insane he is, no gods can trust him to any extent. His only allies are those who are as insane as him or are as blood thirsty as him.
• Carmine gets a kick out of challenging other deities who fight using their blood such as Jedah Dohma, Esidisi and Eliza. He also does it to prove who's the best at fighting with their blood.
• When Carmine found out that Optimus Prime and Megatron thought he had some kind of relation to Optimus due to his name, lets just say the ensuing fight ended badly for both parties.
• EVERYONE was astounded that he would be joining the clash between gods, as he requires a partner. Apparently, Ragna the Bloodedge, Kanji Tatsumi and Weiss Schnee are the best choices to fight alongside him, though the three of them are disgusted at his actions.

The Joker

The Joker, God of Evil Laughter (Mistah J, the Clown Prince of Crime, Puddin', Red Hood, Red Hood One, The Card With No Number, Jester of Genocide, the Comeback King, Harlequin of Hate, The Clown At Midnight, The Man Who Laughs, Agent of Chaos, Domino Killer, Gravedigger, Joe Kerr, Oberon Sexton, The Fool, Gelos, The Pale Man, Detective Joker, Laughing Man, Emperor Joker, Jack Napier, Eric Border, Jeremiah Valeska(?), Maurice P. Joker, Arthur Fleck, John Doe, Jack Oswald White)

• Lesser God, however, his Threat Level and Reputation is Equal to that of a Greater God (Overdeity as Emperor Joker)
• Symbol: A Joker Card. Joker must have a clown face and smile.
• Theme Music: Waltz to the Death, his theme from Batman: The Animated Series, Why So Serious?, Harley & Joker, and most recently Smile by Jimmy Durante, That's Life by Frank Sinatra, and Rock & Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter. Of course, when it's Christmas, he prefers his take on Jingle Bells or Carol of the Bells. When he's Emperor Joker, he prefers Where's The Fun In That?.
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil personified
• Portfolio: Madness, Murder (especially teen sidekicks), Madness, Arkham Asylum, Fourth Wall Awareness, Having a Twisted Sense of Humor, Madness, Monster Clowns, Complete Monster, Madness, Refuge in Audacity, Straw Nihilists, Nightmare Fuel, Madness, Convoluted Plans, Bad Bosses, Madness, Phony Origins, Interfering With People's Plans, Madness, Happiness, Breakout Villains
• Domains: Madness, Destruction, Death, Laughter, Chaos, Evil, Corruption, Deception, and did we mention Chaos?
• Heralds: his Golden Age and Silver Age counterparts
• Allies:
  • The DC Universe: Lex Luthor, The Riddler, The Penguin, Jervis Tetch/The Mad Hatter, Deathstroke, Black Manta
  • Others: Johan Liebert and the GUAE Liebertarian Movement, Melkor, Ridley, SCP-953, SCP-993, Havik, Shang Tsung, Kano, Dr. Screwball Jones, Jack the Ripper
• Rivals: Needles Kane, Kefka Palazzo, Hisoka
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Bane, Brainiac, Bad Girl
• Enemies:
  • The DC Universe: Bruce Wayne/Batman, The Batman Who Laughs, Jason Todd/Red Hood, Barbara Gordon/Batgirl, Nightwing, Jim Gordon, Two-Face (usually), Poison Ivy, Superman, Lois Lane, High Councilor Superman, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Hal Jordan, Sinestro, Barry Allen/The Flash, Wally West, Aquaman, Shazam
  • Others: Shinnosuke Tomari/Kamen Rider Drive, Kamen Rider Double (Shotaro Hidari and Philip), Akane Tsunemori, Luke Skywalker, Serious Sam, Ozymandias, Spawn, Sebastian Michaelis, Professor Poopypants, Bruce Banner/The Hulk
• Opposes: Red Skull, but not HYDRA, Barbatos
• Opposed by: Selina Kyle/Catwoman
• Respects (to a certain extent): Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow, the Grand United Alliance of Chaos
• Fears: Erma, Alma Wade, Rem
• Headbutting Villains With: Captain Cold
• Complicated Relationship with: Harley Quinn
• DO NOT BE CONFUSED! The Joker is only human and a Lesser God, but there are VERY good reasons why other villains typically give him a wide berth. There are reasons why they call him the Clown Prince of Crime.
• Would happily remind Kefka and co. that he was there first, and that none of them can claim to being Batman's arch-rival.
  • On the other hand, he does happily acknowledge that Kefka's Light of Judgment skit was a grand idea. The only issue? The Joker wasn't the one doing the burning. So he went and corrected that diminutive flaw in an otherwise great routine.
• The Joker's true identity and origins before his disfigurements and subsequent insanity are a mystery. Was he a dreadful comedian with a pregnant wife who had a bad day? Was he a criminal mastermind who was just unlucky? Both? Neither? Some combination? No one knows, not even the Joker himself.
• May be more unpredictable than Haruhi, due to his semi-knowledge of the Fourth Wall.
• Has danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Have you?
• Questions why you are at such high levels of sternness.
• Creeps out Luke Skywalker and Skips to no end for one simple reason.
• Heath Ledger's (posthumous) portrayal of the Joker basically catapulted him into the realm where only the most godlike of beings dwell where he ousted Abaddon the Despoiler and took his title. His only purpose now is to tear down the established order the other deities try to maintain.
• Nobody knows whether The Joker plans it all out or makes it up as he goes along, but it is said that at the end of time he will bloodly ruin the Ur-Magnificent Bastard's plans. Possibly related is the story that he will destroy the Earth if Batman ever dies and is not immediately resurrected. Once met an innocent young demigoddess, got her to fall in love with him and stole her pantheon. When evil deities want to give each other nightmares, they tell Joker stories.
• He mostly spends his time in the Main House, but he tends to appear here as well in order to bring a few smiles… but not the kind of smiles that anybody wants!
• Is currently being scouted for a position as the 6th member of "Trollkaiger", designation Trollkai White.
• He is one of the few gods to be defeated by the Angry Video Game Nerd and is still having a hard time pooping out the shitty Batman games. Because of that, he is often seen with Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, planning to get revenge on the Nerd.
• Frequently, pulls pranks on the other gods, good or bad. These pranks range from harmless to dangerous.
  • One said prank involved prank calling Edward Elric as his dead mother. Than a little girl named Nina. He cracked up when halfway through the second call saying:
  "Sorry! Sorry! It's so funny, y' know? 'Cause they're DEAD!"
  • He also wants revenge after his attempt to prank call Sterling Archer backfired when his voicemail greeting tricked him into thinking he actually answered the phone.
• There's been a theory (sort of confirmed by Batman after he sat on the Möbius Chair) that there has been more than one Joker (three, at least) Batman (and his allies) have clashed with over the years, like the sadistic master criminal of the Golden Age, the harmless (though bank-robbing) prankster of the Silver Age, and the insane psychopath of the Bronze Age onward. Quite obviously, the last one is the one who's ascended right here, though the other two can be seen prowling around in the pantheon, which can catch eyewitnesses off guard.
  • It seems that this enigma is finally going to be answered.
• After Joker got his hands on his very own "Jokermobile" He stole Needles Kane's ice cream. What followed was a brutal fight through the streets of Gotham, ending with the Joker impaled but alive, and Sweet Tooth poisoned by Joker Toxin. Upon being questioned on the fight the Joker simply heaved a sigh and said,
  "Well, that was fun! Who's for Chinese?"
• For all his powers and malicious acts, he soon realized that Evil Is Not a Toy to some deities. After teaming up with Johan and Alex Mercer, the 3 used a zombie outbreak by Richtofen to lure a ghost girl named Erma over, and eventually into the GUAD. Afterwards, they tried to turn her into a hateful monster using only their words and let Alex Mercer absorb her regardless of if it worked or not. Unfortunately, they quickly found themselves visited by ANOTHER ghost girl deity; Alma, whom recently has grown fond and protective of Erma. Upon realization, the Joker pinned the idea on Johan and tried to promptly haul ass out of there. It didn't work, and he was dragged down into the Almaverse along with everyone else in the room as punishment. He and Johan left the Almaverse completely shellshocked, crying and bleeding as they crawled to Batman for comfort, not even caring that he was just gonna bring them over to the house of Justice to properly arrest them.
  "SHE'S A LUNATIC!"
  • Additionally, Rem's powers and abilities with the Death Note absolutely terrify him, especially her usage of the Shinigami Eyes. Knowing that he has no way to defend himself against her, he avoids both her and her charge Misa Amane to ensure that they can never discover his real name.
• The Trollkaiger once shoved in his face that he's nothing without Batman, and that makes him an emotional wreck. Joker gave a light chuckle saying it was a weird time for his silver age self, but subsequently sent them scurrying away when he offered to shake their hands for a good joke. Because everyone knows what happens when you shake the Joker's hands.
• Has a subset of followers who are gamers who live in a society, who plan to "rise up". He ended up saying it himself once.
• Had actually been invited to not one, but two different late night talk shows. Both of which he single-handedly cancelled.
• Was involved in a multiversal crisis between the DC universe and the realm of Mortal Kombat due to a merging of the verses' two grandest threats, Shao Kahn and Darkseid. He still remembers punching a yellow-garbed ninja with a boxing glove fondly.
  • Rumors had started circulating in the Main House as of late, stating that Joker has disappeared entirely from the Pantheon...and was somehow spotted back in the MK realm, eager to cause yet more chaos without Batman's interference. Raiden has already delivered a warning to his Earthrealm champions about Joker's resurgence, urging them to prepare for kombat.
• For all his evil, there is ONE particular being who he not only despises, but is genuinely disturbed and disgusted by: The Batman Who Laughs, the depraved combination of himself and the Batman from Earth-22. The Batman Who Laughs is the one being who can make Joker drop his usual joking demeanor, and he treats Laughs with deathly seriousness. He considers The Batman Who Laughs to be an abomination (no small matter considering the type of evil Joker himself is willing to carry out), and stopping him from carrying out his unholy schemes is one of the few things that can get him and Batman to team up with no hesitation and no questions asked.

Mandark

Susan "Mandark" Astronomanov, God of Not-So Evil Laughs (Mr. Astronomanov, Executive Mandark, Overlord Mandark, Braindark)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His round, black hair and his laughter.
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Arch-Enemy of Dexter, Evil Genius, Wants Dee Dee's affection, Lean and Mean, Affably Evil, Embarrassing First Name, Annoying and Non-Intimidating Laughter
• Domains: Genius, Annoying, Laughter
• Allies: Dr. Doom, Vlad Masters
• Rivals: Dexter, Sniper, Mojo Jojo
• Enemies: Cartman
• "Love": Dee Dee
• Odd Friendship: Michelangelo, Ned Flanders
• Though some people may recognize Mandark for his genius and rivalry of another genius Dexter, many recognize him for his "iconic" laughter. HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
• Upon his arrival, he tried to thwart his rival Dexter by being the better student, much like their first introduction which started their rivalry. Their intellects and technological prowess are essential equal.
• People at first thought that Kardel Sharpeye has the most annoying laugh in the Pantheon, only to realize and found out that Mandark was even worse. At least you can shut Sniper up, but there's not much many would do to shut Mandark up. In fact, he spent an entire day laughing.
• He managed to get along with the pious Ned Flanders due to both of them growing up with a hippie family and hated it.
  • Though he doesn't appreciate Cartman for his hatred toward hippies, as he just doesn't like the lifestyle of that life and is a man of science.
• He practically fawns over for Dee Dee, to the point that he'll call off any rivalry and work together with Dexter if she is threatened. Of course, her destructive tendency is a nuisance with the relationship, if Dee Dee even likes him at all.
• He manage to make an alliance with Viktor Doom because of their technological genius and burning hatred for their rivals. The two have practically vowed that one day that both Dee and Susan would be their's.
  • He also manage to ally himself with Vlad Masters since they are obsess with one woman and would do anything to do claim her. Though Mandark found a ghost to be very illogical in the realm of science.
• Mandark views Mojo Jojo has another archrival in terms of both intellect and villainy, with Mandark looking at the monkey with laughter due to Dexter owning a monkey named Monkey.
  • Mandark also owns a duck named Ducky, who is secretly a supervillain and adversary of Monkey, Quackor.
• Mandark surprising befriended Michelangelo since he befriended a surfer who saved his life in a surfing competition he entered to impress Dee Dee. He allowed the Turtle to ride on his in-door surfing machine.
• In their most antagonistic rivalry, he desired Dexter's Neurotomic Protocore for world domination. This lead to him fighting against Dexter and several of his future selves in a battle for the future. They included a Mandark that was a controlling executive, another that was a knowledge-stealing Overlord, and one that was a brain in a jar.

Naga

Naga, Goddess of Aristocratic Laughter (The White Serpent, Princess Gracia Ul Naga Saillune, Nama)

• Theme Song: The White Serpent Naga
• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: A white Serpent
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: OHHH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!, Stripperiffic, The Ditz, Having a large and bouncy bust, Freeze Arrow and Freeze Bullet, Being a heavy drinker
• Domains: Magic, Water, Earth, Laughter
• High Priestess: Kodachi Kuno
• Followers: Renge Houshakuji, Nanami Kiryuu
• Allies: Cana Alberona, Rylai, Satoko Houjou, Karin Kanzuki
• Rivals: Lina Inverse (One-sided), the other Lina, Nanoha
• Naga's ascension shook the Pantheon with a resounding "OHHHH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!" This caused a great disturbance in the House of Beast, requiring the Beast taming trio to request assistance from the other houses. Many member of the other houses were likewise frightened, with Courage attempting to scream in fear, but drowned out by the laughter and Rincewind running in panic. Shizune and the House of Music were a few of the unaffected deities, with Shizune not being able to hear Naga and Elzam managing to override Naga with Trombe.
  • Naga's temple has subsequently been soundproofed due to the sheer volume of her laughter and its ability to scare small animals and old ladies.
• Naga's first action was to march to Lina Inverse's temple and re-declared Lina as her rival/sidekick.
  • After hearing about someone who was named after her sidekick, Naga met this other Lina and declared a similar rivalry. This Lina began searching for Orchid Malevolence to silence Naga and declared her the "Second most annoying ice user I know."
• Due to an incident where Naga was given ten clones and their combined laughter destroyed a minor villain, Naga was immediately put on the "Do Not Clone" list in the House of Technology.
• Despite being extremely flaky, Naga is actually a talented and powerful sorceress capable of powerful White Magic and developing a continuous cascade of Freeze Arrows, but is not at the same level as Lina Inverse.
• Once participated in a tournament for mages, where her laugh was found to be on the same level as Starlight Breaker. Nanoha is wary about this discovery.
• Asuka is wary of Naga due to sounding like her abusive mother.
• Is not to be confused with the Divine Dragon
• As much as her laughter is very mind-scarring, apparently people preferred that over getting laughed by a certain pint-sized Sniper. However, both seems to be very immune to each others' laughter. Therefore, if they are in the same room and laughing together... BE VERY AFRAID

Demigods

Balloon Boy

Balloon Boy, God of Dissonant Laughter (BB, Fuckboy, Enragement Child, Balloon Bitch/Bastard)

BB in Five Nights At Freddys VR Help Wanted.

• Demigod
• Symbol: A balloon
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with Evil leanings (straight-up Neutral Evil during nights of debauchery)
• Portfolio: Dissonant Laughter, Creepy Cheerful Child, Token Human Animatronic, Pragmatic Villainy, Kids Are Cruel, Evil Gloating, Robot Kid, Utter Enragement
• Domains: Balloons, Robots, Laugh
• Allies: The Fazbear Gang, Hansel and Gretel, Angelia Avallone, Tingle, Sora Shiun'in, Reisuke Houjou
• Followers: JJ.
• Enemies: Mike Schmidt, Astro Boy, Dipper and Mabel Pines
• Complicated Relations: Springtrap (Enemies normally, Allies during debauchery nights only)
• Unknown Relation: The Marionette
• There was this one day at House of Technology that for whatever reason, someone managed to cut the power outlet for the all of the lights of the House, though only the lights. When gods went to investigate, they started to hear some sort of childish laughter coming somewhere. As it turns out, Balloon Boy had managed to sneak away from Freddy Fazbear's temple and started messing around. All while laughing. Some evil gods were impressed by this.
• Balloon Boy is one of least likely gods to kill you. However, he is also the god most likely to help someone get a chance to kill you, as he has a way to block your defense methods against them. And he can wait until it happens. And refuses to leave you alone. There is a reason why many mortals hate that child. On the other hand, this is only at night; during the day, he seems a lot nicer.
• During the night of debauchery, he becomes The Friend Nobody Likes to the rest of the animatronics. Sure, he sells all sort of stuff to them, but all of them tend to ask him to "inhale their dongs" when they do business. And for a good reason. He is a Big Bad bend on world domination, knows dark arts and even stole the DeLorean to travel back in time to kill his (alternate) past self to replace him for being such a brain-dead child and then stole the Devil Machine to make himself stronger. However, only Cranky Kong knows about these events. Though Michael Jackson says that he tried to open his presents this one time.
  • Also, during these nights, Balloon Boy is buddies with Springtrap to bring him back to his former power. However, he is very much an enemy normally, given that Springtrap is the serial killer William Afton.
• He somehow gets along with Tingle. Maybe due to their association with balloons. And the fact that neither of them are that liked.
• [Childish Laughter ringing in the distance]

Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head, Gods of Laughing at Innuendos (Beaver and Buffcoat, Little Bastards; Beavis: The Great Cornholio, Rodney Munch, Buttknocker, Dumbass, Buttmunch; Butt-Head: Jerk, Bunghole, Asswipe, Buford)

Butt-Head (left) and Beavis (right)

• Theme: Beavis and Butt-Head theme song
• Demigods
• Symbol: Their faces in profile facing each other.
• Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
• Portfolio: All Men Are Perverts, Anti Role Models, Casanova Wannabes, Delinquents, Never giving up on their quests, Heh Heh, You Said "X", Heterosexual Life-Partners, The Hyena, Jerkasses with a Heart of Jerk, Karma Houdini, Lovable Sex Maniacs (though they can never score), Metal Heads, Red Oni, Blue Oni, Slackers, “Uhhh-huh-huh-huh! Hehehehehehe!”, This Loser Is You, Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonists, Vitriolic Best Buds
  • Beavis: The Chew Toy, Cloudcuckoolander, The Ditz, Dumb Blonde, Hot-Blooded, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Perpetual Smiler, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!", Son of a Whore, Becomes “The Great Cornholio” when having too much sugar, caffeine or drugs
  • Butt-Head: Book Dumb, Deadpan Snarker (in his own dumb way), Everyone Calls Him “Butt-Head”, Know-Nothing Know-It-All, The Leader, Major Injury Underreaction, Never My Fault, Toxic Friend Influence
• Domains: Teens, Idiocy, Mayhem, Music
• Allies: Mordecai and Rigby, Bill and Ted, Snoop Dogg
• Enemies: Principal Krupp, Agatha Trunchbull, Benson
• Opposed by: Bob Belcher
• Pitied by: Ebeneezer Scrooge, George Bailey
• Annoy: Hank Hill
• Complicated Relationship with: Daria Morgendorffer
• Beavis and Butt-Head are two teenage heavy metal music fans who do occasionally do idiotic things because they are bored. For them, everything is “cool” or they “suck”. Upon discovering that the two have a title named for themselves, the Court offered them a place in the Pantheon, seeing how the two are known for being able to find sexual innuendo in literally anything.
• Many have wondered why one of the boys is named “Butt-Head” or if that really is his name. When asked for his first name, he would reply “Butt” and when asked for his last name, he would say “Head”. The Angry Video Game Nerd suggested that maybe his parents intended for it to be pronounced “Buh-Theed”.
• The two care little about school, but for some reason, have been seen attending the House of School. Most teachers can barely tolerate the two, but others will get extremely irritated at them and yell at them. Both Principal Krupp and Agatha Trunchbull attempted to get rid of them due to their antics and stupidity, with little success.
• The two also had jobs at Burger World, but it was another place for the boys to take their roughhousing such as frying worms and throwing meat patties around. Upon learning about this, Bob Belcher found himself disgusted.
• The two were surprised to see Daria again, seeing how she used to be one of their classmates before she moved to Lawndale. While she is one of the few people that would willingly seek them out, she never really believed that there is any hope for them either.
• Hank Hill has been keeping an eye on the two due to their chaotic antics as well as the fact that they all share the same creator. For the two boys, something about Hank reminds them of their neighbor Tom Anderson.
• The two sometimes hang out with Mordecai and Rigby given their similar slacker behavior, though they’re not as well-liked by Benson due to such behavior.
• They also get along well with Bill and Ted as they think that they and their music are “cool”. Some see Bill and Ted as the cooler version of Beavis and Butt-Head.
• Whenever Beavis consumes too much sugar or caffeine, he switches to his alter-ego “The Great Cornholio.” In his persona, he usually wanders around aimlessly, demanding ”T.P. for my bunghole”. Though when he reverts back to himself, he usually has no memory of what happened.
  Cornholio: “I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!”
• Beavis has also been noted to be a Pyromaniac, as evidenced by his chant of “FIRE! FIRE!” However, the Moral Guardians had him tone it down after hearing about a crime allegedly inspired by the two’s antics.
• The two frequently visit the House of Love to see if they can “score with chicks”. Such attempts have been proven unsuccessful so far.
• At one point, the two were pitted against each other in a fight to the death. Beavis won the fight after he, as Cornholio, slices Butt-Head up into meat strips with tongs and a spatula to make "TP for [his] bunghole".
  • Surprisingly, the death match was NOT overseen by Wiz and Boomstick, who are quite peeved that someone beat them to the punch.
• They appear to have a liking for the Punisher, because “when Punisher kicks ass, it stays kicked.” They even imagined what it would be like if he kicked Principal McVicker’s ass.
• The two have been involved in two Christmas adventures; one similar to Ebeneezer Scrooge’s and another similar to George Bailey’s. It was even shown during the latter that if it wasn’t for Butt-Head’s existence, Beavis would be a much better person and Daria wouldn’t lose her faith in humanity. Both Scrooge and George felt bad that maybe, just maybe, the world would have been better off with the two idiots gone.
• The two enjoy “reviewing” music videos - or just commenting inanely on them.
  • The two think Snoop rules and have reviewed one of his music videos. Beavis was so into that video that he tried to convince Butt-Head he was from Compton and used to hang out with Snoop at the Compton swap meet, to which Butt-Head is annoyed with.
  • When reviewing Katy Perry’s “Firework”, Beavis admits to liking the song because of the message it had. Butt-Head made fun of him because of that and Beavis kicked him in the balls afterwards.

Quasideities

Annoying Orange

Orange, Fruit God of Laughing at Your Own Jokes (The Annoying Orange)

"Hey! Hey, Troper! Hey Troper, hey!"

• Quasideity at default but somehow goes higher depending on the situation.
• Symbol: A knife
• Theme Song: Orange Theme Song, He Will Mock You, WATCH ME (WHIP/NYA NYA), ORANGE NYA NYA STYLE... a few others that would have the listener be Driven to Suicide.
• Alignment: True Neutral with some hints of Chaotic Good.
• Portfolio: Animated Actors, Only One Name, Annoying Laugh, Gasshole, Puns, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, The Nicknamer, Troll
• Domains: Fruit, Murder, Jokes, Laughter
• High Priest: Lawrence Curls/Moe
• Heralds: Pear, Midget Apple, Grapefruit, Marshmallow, Passion Fruit, Grandpa Lemon
• Allies: Cartman, Steve?, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Yukiko Amagi, Nagito Komaeda, Kokichi Oma, Wander, Doctor Screwball
• Rivals: Excalibur
• Enemies: Gangplanks, John Kramer/Jigsaw, Kirby, King Dedede, Freddy Fazbear Pizzaria Animatronics, Springtrap, Baldi, Endermen, Creepers, The Wither, Lord Fuse, Benson, Squidward Tentacles, Lady Gaga, Killer Tomatoes
• Annoys: Do we even need to say everyone by this point?
• Opposed by: Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, Jeremiah Gottwald
• Unwitting Pawn of: Yuuki Terumi
• Conflicting Opinion from: Lain Iwakura
• Banned from: House of Music
• At the dawn of The Internet, there were very few who could be said to heralded as pioneers of internet content we know today. The Angry Video Game Nerd, Tay Zonday, Charlie the Unicorn—while their contributions may be taken for granted now, those fans who saw them will never forget what joys they brought to them when videos were still stuck in a resolution that forced people’s eyes to degrade. However, there were a few content creators that most people look back not so fondly towards. The poster fruit for these creators being Orange, otherwise called by everybody the Annoying Orange. What started as just a humorous video passed around somehow spiraled into a Cash-Cow Franchise that had Orange annoy every conceivable thing imaginable, make a bunch of song parodies that were really grating, and even a show on Cartoon Network! You can say people had an about face regarding the idea of that they can make money off of videos thanks to him. Alas, those who found Orange hilarious grew to despise the fruit, and like the wind, Orange was retired after—WAIT, YOU MEAN HE’S STILL AROUND?!
  Orange: Hey, Pantheon! Orange you glad I’m here? NYAHAHA!
• Was ascended when people found out he wasn’t metaphorically buried after rights disputes put him on ice so to speak. In his temple, Orange still makes horrible puns with his fruit buddies, making anyone within earshot want to claw their ears out. And if that wasn’t bad enough, with the Pantheon being so expansive they go around the place to make sure Hilarity Ensues whether anybody would want them to join their antics or not.
• Nobody knows how or why, but Orange is a Karma Houdini of the highest order. No matter how many misadventures or extremely dangerous situations he finds himself in, he comes out unscathed, with (fatal) misfortune visiting the individual (usually of the fruit or vegetable persuasion) who’s fed up with him. When people start yelling at him, he usually tries warning them of a certain impending doom (usually a knife), but his warnings fall on deaf fruity ears. People wonder if these aspects should elevate his rank but even the Court of the Gods don’t want to deal with him, no matter how many complaints they hear.
• There are very few people who tolerate him. Like, so few that besides Orange’s fruit inner circle nobody is willing to hang out with him. Being unaware of being annoying to others themselves, Spongebob and Patrick enjoy hanging out with Orange, especially the latter since Spongebob knows when he can have enough. Yukiko Amagi actually finds Orange’s jokes a riot shockingly enough. Though to fair to Yukiko, she has not hung out with Orange long enough to find him extremely grating.
  • Another person he’s friends with is Wander, who does not see why everybody steers clear of the fruit. In fact, Wander thinks Orange’s attempts at comedy are a great first step... without knowing Orange is telling these jokes unironically.
• Since he tends to annoy people himself thanks to his personality, Nagito found a bit of an Odd Friendship with Orange, despite finding his jokes really stupid like everybody else. The only reason that Nagito tolerates the fruit is because he sees Orange has hope one day that people can find his humor hilarious, something Nagito approves of. Even Orange cannot grasp his brain around it.
  • Another Memetic Troll of the Killing Games is Kokichi who adores Orange even if he finds the citrus absolutely grating, which by itself is a plus since Kokichi found someone even worse than him.
• Cartman also finds some relatability with Orange, being one of those friends that nobody wants to hang out with. And using Orange, Cartman sends the fruit to others he has vendettas against, usually for extremely petty reasons.
  • The second person who found use for Orange is Yuuki Terumi, who always manipulates Orange to go with him somewhere to the annoyance of his friends. As Orange shatters the minds of people around him after being planted, Terumi commits a crime underneath their noses. Orange is unaware he is being used, though even he wouldn’t be happy he's being used for nefarious purposes.
• Shares the same fruit-theming as Kouta Kazuraba and Jeremiah Gottwald. Both are sick of hearing the puns Orange gives them and really don’t want to find themselves in a weird orange deity trifecta.
  • Speaking of Kouta, he used his divine abilities to send Orange off somewhere to have A Taste of Their Own Medicine. Orange ended up on a planet filled with even more annoying oranges, to which ironically they all started getting annoyed at each other. Orange though noticed a meteor coming at them, and when it landed it turned everything into pulp. Orange was shot back into the Pantheon. Kouta in all of his divine providence had the most distraught expression he has ever made since Hase and Yuuya bit the dust.
• Banned from the House of Music for making the worst song parodies ever conceived, to the point these are the last songs heard by death row prisoners awaiting execution. Orange does not take the hint—nor his friends for that matter—that they make people’s ears bleed through their songs.
  • Lady Gaga herself apparently has a penne counterpart... who met the same fate as anybody Orange talks with. Upon hearing Orange’s music... let us just say Lady Gaga was more reinvigorated to improve herself so she wouldn’t sink to his levels.
• The only person on par with Orange in causing people to cringe is Excalibur. Orange thought it was a challenge to have Excalibur run through with him but Orange came out with the same ﺧ益ﺨ expression as everybody else who had the misfortune to encounter him. To be fair, Excalibur found Orange to be quite intolerable as well.
• Lain Iwakura is a bit mixed on how Orange affected the entirety of the online net. Orange can be considered groundbreaking for the fact that people can you can actually have a career as an entertainer in the online space. At the same time though, Orange’s then incredible popularity more or less proved you can appeal to the lowest common denominator and may have inspired assholes to do douchey things for clicks. Still, Lain thinks that Orange’s place in internet history is quite important, for better or worse.
• Being the God of Oranges, one would believe that Orange and Gangplank would get along just fine. Turns out, they don’t. He then tried consuming Orange to halt some scurvy. Gangplank may appreciate the fruit more than anyone, which makes his consumption of them being taken to a harder degree than most. Orange does not want to be on his menu.
• His show followed him and his friends on bizarre adventures at the supermarket. It is as bad as it sounds. Even Johnny Test received less vitriol. To be fair to Orange, he will stick with his CN fellows when a threat like Fuse arrives, as being infected by Fusion Matter would be a less than pleasant experience, to say the least.
• Was kidnapped by Jigsaw not once but twice and was forced to play a game of life and death. Orange managed to stop the game entirely by annoying Jigsaw into leaving, thus forcing Orange’s friends to save him later. Jigsaw is not happy to see Orange at the Pantheon, and had him blacklisted from his torture rooms.
• Had been almost eaten twice after accidentally ending up in the Gourmet Race by Kirby and King Dedede after being mistaken as part of the food batch. As much fun as this was for everybody, this situation was anything but for Orange. It would be terrifying, however, for Kirby to walk around with Orange’s face on him.
• During his forays into gaming, Orange hitched onto the Five Nights at Freddy's craze like everyone else did at the time. As a result, he is absolutely terrified by the prospect that the animatronics are in the same plane of existence as he is. Purple Man isn’t so much better since he basically kickstarted all of this misery.
  • Also played a lot of Minecraft since... you know... kids like Minecraft. Creepers seem to be the bane of his existence as well.
• Benson and Squidward were so put off by how annoying Orange is, their yelling was the equivalent to fifteen suns going supernova. Though Orange is too dense to get it into his citrus brain and continues to annoy them further.
• After hearing one of Orange’s puns, the Killer Tomatoes proceeded to throw themselves at Orange for the sake of keeping up with bad joke reaction tradition. At least a reasonable fruit like Doctor Screwball laughs at most of his attempts at comedy.
• We are not ending this in a joke. We will spare the reader from that insanity. Orange you glad we haven’t?
• Can also be found in Jokes and Pranks.

Peppa Pig

Peppa Pig, Goddess of Endings Where Everyone Heartily Laughs (Pippa Peg, alivebacon)

• Quasideity
• Symbol: A mud puddle
• Theme Song: Peppa Pig intro
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Cheerful Child, Little Miss Snarker, Aloof Big Sister to George, Bratty Half-Pint, Everyone Went to School Together, Alliterative Names, Species Surnames, *Oink, oink*
• Domains: Pigs, Youth, Naming, Endings
• Heralds: Her family and Friends.
• Allies: Curious George, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Pinkie Pie, Yotsuba Koiwai, Chiyo Mihama, Haruhi Suzumiya, Mr. Rogers, Babe, Porky Pig, Babar, Pumba, Lucina, Dora, Otis
• Enemies: Napoleon, Dag
• On good terms with: The House of Arthropods and Prehistoric Beasts
• Peppa Pig is a young anthropomorphic pig girl who lives in a village full of other animal friends. She lives with her parents and her little brother George and she likes to visit places and learn new things. One such place was the Pantheon, having paid a visit here with her family and she liked it so much that she asked the Court if she could have a temple for her. Given the tendency of her show to end with everyone having a good laugh after the episode is ending, she was given a title for that.
• Given her young age and tendency to get herself into all sorts of trouble, she resides with her family although officially Peppa is the official deity. She is given free range by her parents to do whatever she likes and along George they tend to explore the pantheon to their heart's content.
• Peppa was welcomed to the pantheon by a huge party organized by Pinkie Pie and Rarity to celebrate her ascension. It was meant to be a fancy tea party with all her new friends, which stressed Rarity since the likes of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Yotsuba couldn't keep etiquette. Peppa decided to just ditch the fancy part (and even Rarity agreed that it was getting out of hand) and she, Pinkie Pie, the CMC, Yotsuba and Chiyo decided to go to play in a muddy puddle. Why? Because according to Peppa, everyone likes muddy puddles.

  All: Hahahahahaha!

• Apparently, she likes Haruhi Suzumiya◊. This surprised a lot of people given that she is very young and from Britain. Haruhi appreciated the gesture and wanted to invite Peppa to the S.O.S. Brigade but Peppa found it boring and decided to do something else. They are still good friends otherwise.
• She discovered that there were more pigs around the pantheon like her and so she set off to find them. She immediately befriended Babe who while she found it strange to see him standing on four feet, she nonetheless had a blast jumping with him on muddy puddles. Likewise, she gets along great with Porky Pig although Peppa tends to find his stutter funny. While not a Pig, Pumba was happy to teach Peppa the ways of the "Hakuna Matata".
  • That said, not all pigs turned out to be friendly. Peppa was warned to avoid Napoleon at all costs but said warning fell on deaf ears and Peppa ended up looking for Napoleon anyway. Once he met him, she found him quite scary and he tried to win her over, tried to teach him how things are supposed to work on his world and invite Peppa since after all, she walks on two feet. Thankfully, her parents came and took her away before Napoleon did anything to her.
• Peppa is quite curious and often asks the adult deities about several things she hasn't seen in her own world. Her curiosity eventually led her to Curious George, who found Peppa to be quite perplexing. Together they tend to travel the safer parts of the pantheon looking to learn new things and the first thing Peppa taught the little monkey is how fun is to play in muddy puddles.
• Often hangs around Mr. Rogers and Babar, both of whom Peppa adores. The former because of how friendly and approachable he is and her stories never bore her. The latter because he reminds him of her friend Emily Elephant and her family and also belonging to a world full of animal people. Dora also has invited Peppa to join Dora in her adventures.
• Her little brother George loves dinosaurs and when he heard that there was a house full of them, he demanded Peppa to take him there. Peppa initially had no interest and it took George crying for an hour before she relented. They were escorted by The Raptor Pack so the two wouldn't get into trouble and thankfully everything went well for the two little piggies.
  • Peppa is also friends with spiders. In a rather unusual case for a young child, she doesn't find them scary but really friendly. Well at least her spider friend she met back in her home was, the other athropods weren't that friendly looking but Muffet instantly smothered Peppa the second she heard she supported spiders and gave her a tour through the house.
• For some strange reason, some people have discovered that Lucina was wrongly attributed to being Peppa's Arch-Enemy. Shortly after the latter's ascension, Lucina went to clear up the misconception and she ended up befriending Peppa and her family.
• She released a music album titled "My First Album" and it received mixed reviews in the pantheon. It was also brought to Peppa's attention that she is a "Gangsta" icon for some reason after one time she allegedly played grown up music.
• There was one time where Peppa was almost eaten by Dag after he tried to lure her into her temple promising her candy. Thankfully, Otis the cow was there to prevent Dag from eating Peppa and since then her family has been grateful for saving Peppa's life.
• Can also be found at Endings.

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