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Janemba, God of Verbal Weaknesses (The Incarnation of Evil, Janenba, Janempa)
Super Janemba
  • Quasideity (Saike Demon), Greater God (Janemba) and Overdeity (Super Janemba)
  • Symbol: His Dimension Sword
  • Theme Song: Phantasmagoria, Force of Justice, Otherworld in Collapse
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Saike Demon), Chaotic Neutral (fat form), Chaotic Evil (demon form)
  • Portfolio: Words Can Break My Bones, Shatters When Insulted, Made of Evil, Breaking the Laws of the Afterlife by Existing, Demons, Thinking Up Portals, Kind of Like Majin Buu, Bishōnen Line, Rubber Man, Funny Villains, Reality Warper, Absurdly Sharp Blade, Only Says "Janemba" Until He Becomes Super Janemba, Unskilled, but Strong, Psychopathic Manchild
  • Domains: Evil, Hell, Chaos, Life and Death(abused)
  • Allies (As Saike Demon): Goku and Vegeta
  • Allies (As Janemba): Majin Buu (also friendly with Fat Buu), Frieza (really, any DBZ villain), Melkor, Nyarlathotep, Aku, and (oddly enough) Vito Corleone
  • Vitriolic Best Buds with: Discord
  • Enemies: Goku and Vegeta (also Worthy Opponents), Dhuum, Decim, Seymour Guado, Father Kerras and Father Merrin, Osiris, Samurai Jack, Killia, Marona, Gabriel Belmont
  • Opposed by: The Houses of Life and Vitality and Death and Postmortem
  • Fears: Trolls
  • In the afterlife of the Dragon Ball universe, souls sent to Hell go through a soul-cleansing machine. The process of purification leaves canisters full of evil, and one slacker Saike Demon managed to be accidentally coated with the stuff. The result was Janemba, a demonic entity who warped the afterlife and allowed the souls of both Heaven and Hell to return to Earth. Though believed destroyed by Gogeta, the GUAE worked to recreate him for a powerful ally. Their experiments succeeded, and Janemba has become a god in his own right. Many deities are trying to turn Janemba back into the Saike Demon, thus they try their best to not kill him since he's not entirely responsible for his own actions.
  • Remarkably similar to Majin Buu. Upon meeting the two became good friends, and you can see them causing chaos together. When in his first form he prefers to play with the fat Majin Buu, and the second form likes to hang out with Kid Buu. Melkor is keeping a close eye on Janemba, believing his ability to break the boundaries of life and death is a valuable asset to his cause.
    • Some deities have also reported that Janemba occasionally fuses with Kid Buu in his second form. The resulting Fusion, Janembu, is very dangerous and it often takes multiple gods to stop them.
  • Janemba's power is not to be underestimated; it took the full force of Goku and Vegeta using the Fusion Dance in order to stop him. Having become Super Saiyan Blues, they thought they could easily deal with the reborn Janemba individually. Unfortunately, Melkor has used the evil of several Hells to recreate Janemba stronger than before. He can't wait to duel with the Saiyans once more.
  • In addition to his Reality Warper powers, Janemba has a Dimension Sword; it's so goddamn sharp it cuts things from the draft swinging it. It can even cut through dimensions and create portals. Add to his natural teleportation, and it makes it hard to control him. Asides from the House of Life and Death spending their time trying to pacify him, he'll be more well behaved if he's promised a good fight. Some believe he plans to fight Beerus one day, though since he never talks this may just be gossip.
  • Frieza and the other Z villains owe him some gratitude, as by breaking down the boundaries of Earth and Hell they were free to run amok. Unfortunately, it didn't get that far the first time since they had no time to train and Gohan kicked Freeza's ass. The next time was more successful since Janemba empowered them. Now that he's trained, Freeza can't wait for another break as an undead body means stamina may not be as much an issue as before.
  • The living definition of evil, born from the purged evil of those reincarnated through Hell. Being Made of Evil, Janemba finds companionship with Aku and Nyarlathotep; the latter of which is almost certainly planning to use him in order to dick around with life and death. However while his nature as evil incarnate makes him a powerful force, it also means he's extremely vulnerable against literal forces of good. Despite the power difference, Killia and Samurai Jack can one-shot him if they manage to land a hit, particularly Killia's power to destroy enemy withouts. As soul stuff, he's at the absolute mercy of Marona and Gabriel Belmont.
  • Janemba requires a host of sorts, which makes him vulnerable to exorcisms. Despite their vast power differences, he's shown concern towards Father Kerras and Father Merrin.
  • Janemba is on the watch list of both the Houses of Life and Vitality as well as Death and Postmortem, and for a good reason; his mere existence causes the barriers between the living and dead to break down, making life and death seem meaningless. Granted, Death Is Cheap in the Pantheon, but warping the afterlives simply by being is really worrying. Dhuum, in particular, hates Janemba for letting the dead return from the afterlife. Seymour Guado sees him as a blight on his plans to end suffering through omnicide due to breaking the afterlives.
  • Janemba and Discord get along, as they both love a good World of Chaos. Of course, since Discord is somewhat reformed, they don't hang out nearly as much as they used to.
  • Apparently, amongst all the formerly living beings who make up Janemba, the main soul composing his name, malevolence, and versatile abilities is a crime boss from the Demon World. Because of this, he has a strange and surprising attachment to Vito Corleone.
  • For all his power, Janemba is ultimately a child. In his first form, he's incredibly playful and almost innocent in a way, which wouldn't be too bad if he weren't a chaotic Reality Warper. Even in his more serious second form, he reflects this by being hurt by harsh words or insults. For this reason he's scared of any and all trolls. Yuuki Terumi finds this hilarious that such a Physical God is weak to cursing at him, but luckily for Janemba Terumi's plans don't involve him.
  • Many deities feel sorry for the Saike Demon and have been trying to free him from Janemba's possession. However, it's not an easy task, especially because of how powerful Janemba is.

Greater Gods

Alduin, Nordic God of Words of Power (Destroyer Devour Master, The World-Eater, The Time-Eater, Firstborn of Akatosh, Harbinger of the Apocalypse, Bane of Kings)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His name in the Dovahzul alphabet
  • Theme Song: Watch the Skies
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Notable Dragon Shouts: Unrelenting Force, Fire Breath, Frost Breath, Resurrection Shout, Soul-Snare Mist, Dragon Storm Call
  • Portfolio: The World-Eater, Destroyer Deity, The Dreaded, Very Strange Dragons, Godly Dragons, Resurrecting Other Dragons, Devouring Souls, User of the Thu'um, Evil Overlord, The Most Powerful Dragon and Their Leader, A Malignant Aspect of Akatosh, Unable to Comprehend Mortality, Hubris, Cowardice, Fearing the Dovahkiin, Evil Sounds Deep, Black and Evil
  • Domains: Language, Prophecy, Time, Immortality, Destruction, Dragons, Tyranny
  • Followers: The Dragon Cult, Many lesser dragons of Tamriel
    • Former Followers: Paarthurnax (ascended), Odahviing
  • Allies: Maegor I Targaryen, Tiamat, Smaug, Dr. Weil, Darkseid, Vilgax, Teridax, Lord Voldemort, Ganondorf Dragmire, Apocalypse
  • Rivals: Grima, Ungoliant, Zanza, Deathwing, Lavos, Tuska, Mordremoth, Unicron, Darth Nihilus, Lord English, Zhaitan, Oryx, Hades, Nicol Bolas, Malefor
  • Enemies: The Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax, Miraak, Hermaeus Mora, Molag Bal, Peryite, Arokh and Rynn, Donkey, Bahamut, Caim and Angelus, Daenerys Targaryen, Spyro, Malygos, Acnologia, The Nameless King, Ignitus, Nico Minoru, Zatanna, Maxwell, Nozdormu, Gwyn, Aegon, Visenya and Rhaenys Targaryen, Dialga
  • Opposes: Death of the Endless, Melkor
  • Opposed by: Eru Ilúvatar, Guthix
  • Feared by: The Adoring Fan
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Nekron
  • Herald: Nahkriin (formerly Miraak)
  • While the dragons of Tamriel in general are widely feared, none inspire more terror than their leader Alduin, the World-Eater. Present in the Nordic pantheon as the God of Destruction, Alduin built the dragons’ civilisation and is prophesied to reawaken after a long absence with an intent to destroy all life as he had periodically done before once the following events have occurred: when misrule takes its place at the eight corners of the world; when the Brass Tower walks and Time is reshaped; when the thrice-blessed fail and the Red Tower trembles; when the Dragonborn Ruler loses his throne, and the White Tower falls; when the Snow Tower lies sundered, kingless, bleeding.
    • However, it is also said that he will be defeated by a hero known as the Last Dragonborn, a mortal with the soul of a dragon and gifted with the ability to wield the Thu'um with unusually little effort and absorb the souls of other dragons. Yet it is possible that Alduin will be allowed to return once again at the end of time, when the world is finally ready to be consumed. This is supported by the Dovahkiin being unable to absorb Alduin's soul when he finally was slain.
  • Alduin grew in arrogance due to his status as a god among dragons. Eventually, in the primeval Merethic Era, he shirked his fated role and instead cruelly enslaved the mortal races of Tamriel and Atmora, granting power to the dragon priests who ruled as kings. A rebellion soon erupted against the tyranny of the Dragon Cult, and eventually the dragons themselves. Alduin himself was overthrown when a trio of Nordic heroes subdued him with the Dragonrend shout, before casting him forward in time to the year 4E 201 using an Elder Scroll. What few of his kin remained unslain scattered and hid themselves abroad the world of Nirn.
  • The most notable distinction of the dragons of the Mundus universe from other dragons is the fundamental connection of their souls to a magical force known as the Thu'um, which causes words spoken in their language to affect the environment around them, and so a dragon that appears to be breathing fire is in reality saying "fire" in their own tongue. So integral are the Words of Power to these dragons that each of them has a name consisting of three of these words, which can be used by other wielders of the Voice to summon them. It is thus fitting that Alduin, the leader of these dragons, would become god of the Words of Power upon his ascension.
    • While each Word of Power can be learned almost instantaneously by a dragon (or a Dragonborn, provided that they absorb a dragon's soul or "absorb the knowledge" from another), a regular mortal can learn the words and put to use their effects through rigorous training and meditation. This fact allows the Thu'um to be turned against the dragons, as a group of humans invented the Dragonrend shout which forces them to experience mortality, a concept completely alien to them, and land to leave themselves vulnerable.
  • One of the main reasons why the World-Eater is so dreaded is because not only can he kill most other beings with ease, but he can consume their souls afterwards to replenish himself, thus destroying them both physically and metaphysically.
  • There is much debate about the precise connection between Alduin and Akatosh, the Dragon God of Time and chief deity of the widely revered Nine Divines. It is thought by many outsiders of Skyrim, such as scholar and High Priest Alexandre Simon that the former is an aspect of the latter, marking the Great Dragon as both the creator and destroyer of time, and Alduin himself boasts that he is the Firstborn of Akatosh. The Nords themselves, however, generally see the World-Eater as a similar but entirely separate deity, making such arguments as that it is illogical seeing as Akatosh is seen as a benevolent being while Alduin makes himself known through destruction and tyranny.
  • One legend has it that he was responsible for the corruption of a being then known as the Leaper Demon King as punishment for hiding parts of the world from him that he was "entitled" to consume. The Leaper was cast into Oblivion and could only make infrequent returns to Mundus through great effort, but would never be truly free until he found and destroyed what he had shielded from the World-Eater. The denizens of Tamriel recognise this being today as the Daedric Prince Mehrunes Dagon. If indeed this legend is true, this means that Alduin is indirectly responsible for the Oblivion Crisis which became the catalyst for the collapse of the Tamrielic Empire.
  • As they are both feared enemies of Tamriel, there initially was worry among the gods that Alduin would form a duumvirate with Hermaeus Mora. This did not happen, however, as Alduin hates Mora almost as much as the Dragonborn and Paarthurnax for turning a portion of the Dragon Cult against him, including their leader Miraak.
  • The Adoring Fan is terrified of him, even more so than he is of other hostile creatures. It is speculated that this is because if Alduin were to eat his soul then it would permanently stop the Fan from respawning. For some reason, not many gods seem very upset about this possibility.
  • In his quest to destroy most of the Pantheon and enslave what remains of it, he has allied himself with Darkseid. He is currently wondering if he can unlock a Dragon Language translation of the Anti-Life Equation in order to control the gods.
  • Is surprisingly amiable with Voldemort, since he approves of his contempt for apparently lesser and weaker beings, his garnering of respect through fear and power, and is impressed with how he put a taboo on his own name in order to seek out insolent enemies who try to use it freely, although he still considers spells to be inferior to dragon words. Voldy is also currently safe from having his soul eaten by Alduin, as there is so little of it left inside him that it would do nothing to sate the dragon.
  • Has rivalries with many other Destroyer Deities, Planet Eaters and Omnicidal Maniacs, as he desires as much for himself to destroy as possible.
    • His fiercest antagonism is towards Deathwing- while he has uncharacteristically praised the Destroyer for the magnitude of the destruction that he has wrought, and still fondly remembers the days when they slaughtered terrified villagers and smoked pipe-weed with Smaug, Alduin asserts that if there is going to be a dragon deity who will bring forth the end, then the right belongs to himself and himself alone.
    • Finds himself competing with Oryx since both feed their everlasting hunger through ruin and carnage. The Taken King has an advantage in that, while both of them are very difficult to kill, he can only die permanently in his throne world. He is, however, hindered by the constant threat of being consumed himself should he fail to keep himself satiated.
    • Became miffed when he came across Hades munching on a bowl of souls that could have been his. The Lord of the Underworld remained undeterred.
      Hades: Now, now. I know how tasty these are, but there’s no need to be greedy. There’s plenty to go around, and even more are being formed with each grisly, senseless death. Ha, why don’t we two go for dinner sometime and order the most exotic souls painstakingly prepared by the most esteemed cooks in the Underworld? You would like that, wouldn’t you? Of course, you would! Here, have one now to appetise yourself. *gulp* Whoops! Oh pity, it would appear that I’ve already eaten the las- OOAAAARRRRGHHHH!
      • To make a long story short, the collateral damage took quite a while for the gods to clean up.
  • Naturally, he receives little approval from other magic users who wield the power of words in their spellcasting.
  • Detested by Malygos due to reminding him far too much of Deathwing and due to his presence in the House of Magic.
  • Perceiving his own kin as the supreme race and seeing other life as slaves who are obligated to pay tribute to them (or more specifically, to him), he harbours disgust for any dragon who willingly forms bonds or alliances with lesser beings.
    • Considers Arokh a disgrace for going so far as to bond his soul with his rider. He is looking forward to making a meal out of their shared soul.
    • Was utterly repulsed upon hearing of the relationship between Angelus and her rider. She and Caim do not consider Alduin particularly pleasant either, and note that he does not help with their preternatural prejudice for black dragons.
    • For the same reasons as Caim and Angelus, he has no love for Donkey. The presence of the Dronkeys baffles him almost as much as the concept of mortality.
  • Upon hearing of Alduin's rampages, Daenerys Targaryen rode out on Drogon, accompanied by Rhaegal and Viserion, to confront him in the skies of the Pantheon. While remaining cautious, after enduring a blast of fire from Alduin and remaining unburnt, she became quite confident that by telling him that she was blood of the dragon, she could bring him over to her side as she had done with Smaug. She was wrong.
    Alduin: Kos nahlot, bein jul! You would abase yourself by likening your filthy mortal body to the flesh of a dovah?! You may have braved my fire, but can you truly assert your claim? Kod hi fin Thu'um? You will have the chance to prove yourself... after your insolence has been punished.
    • Alduin then blasted Dany off of Drogon. Immediately, the three Essosi dragons attacked the World-Eater in a frenzied panic. He simply subdued them with Frost Breath and said with a chuckle, "Your false master is dead. Now you will serve me." He then noticed a shadow pass over him, and looked up to find that the sun had been eclipsed by Balerion, carrying King Aegon I. This was the last thing he saw before he was rammed by both Vhagar and Meraxes, ridden by Aegon's sister-wives. After Daenerys was caught in mid-air and deposited back onto Drogon, the four Targaryens and their six steeds proceeded to charge Alduin who, while outmatching the other dragons in his intelligence and range of abilities, could only put up only so much of a fight against so many opponents at once and was eventually forced to flee, albeit with the belief that the six exhausted dragons would make useful servants once he had devoured their masters. The Targaryens then looked around and saw that the surrounding area was in ruins. In awkward silence, they flew away in search of deities who could fix the place up again.
  • Despite being an enemy of most of the ascended Targaryens, he has respect for Maegor the Cruel. Praising his oppression of his subjects and brutal treatment of his enemies, he has gone so far as to say that Maegor is "almost worthy" of being a true dovah and has considered inducting him as a dragon priest. He would never dare, however, to allow Maegor to use him as a mount.
  • While Gwyn and his knights are generally indiscriminate about the dragons they kill, they have taken special notice of Alduin due to him being uncontrollably destructive and knowingly malicious. Even the Nameless King, who opposes Gwyn in his crusade against dragons, agrees with him that he needs to be put down.
  • Is intensely disliked by fellow temporal dragons Nozdormu and Dialga. The possibility that he is an evil aspect of Akatosh reminds them too much of their own evil selves (Murozond and Primal Dialga, respectively).
  • While they do have a commonality connection in being deities who went against their duty for selfish and egotistical reasons, he is annoyed by Melkor's claim that he created dragons (as evidenced by the fact that he was known to breed them in his own world of Arda), claiming that nobody, not even a god, could make such great beings if they were not a dragon themselves.
  • In spite of his insatiable desire for destruction and dominance, he occasionally takes some time off from being the World-Eater, but not before hiring a carefully-selected substitute. Thomas adamantly denied any association with Alduin when he was accused of being a very naughty engine.
  • Also present in the House of Magic.

Anankos, Dragon God of Literally Forbidden Words (King of Valla, Silent Dragon, Dragon of Wisdom, Sacred Mystical Dragon, Dawn Dragon, Dusk Dragon, Hydra)
Masked Form 
Human Form 


Intermediate Gods

    The Batter 
The Batter, God of Deadly Euphemism
Click here for how he is perceived by his enemies 
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His baseball bat over his three Add-Ons
  • Theme Song: Pepper Steak Avatar Beat
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral can easily be seen as Lawful Evil with a heavy dose of Knight Templar
  • Portfolio: Desire to "purify", Addressing the Player, The Blank, Terse Talker, Soft-Spoken Sadist, The Unfettered, Knight Templar, Determinator, Well-Intentioned Extremist, healing skills, Not Quite Human, Face Framed in Shadow, The Stoic (but not on rollercoasters), Defiant to the End, The Bad Guy Wins, Karma Houdini, Pater Familicide
  • Domain(s): Purification, Baseball Paraphernalia, Pride, Specters
  • Herald: Zacharie
  • Allies: Junko, Winston, Papyrus, Alexander Anderson, Artix Von Krieger, Luigi, Jotaro Kujo, Oriko Mikuni
  • Friendly Rival: Ness, Lucas, Junpei Iori, The Scout
  • Enemies: Azmodan, Oryx, Chang'e, Houyi, Punishing Bird, Judgement Bird, Big Bird
  • Opposes: The Entire sub-House of Ghosts, any deity remotely related to corruption, any Bad Boss, GUAE Trollkaiger
  • Opposed by: Nox
  • Special Relationship: (Insert Name Here)
  • Uneasy alliance with: GUAG Magical Girl Sisterhood, Badgirl.
  • Respects: Papyrus, Big Boss
  • Pitied by: King Asgore Dreemurr
  • Conflicting Opinion: Sympathetic members of The House of Family, Incubators, those who claim "I Did What I Had to Do", Dokuro Mitsukai, Charlotte the Dessert Witch
  • Target of Interest of: the Grand United Alliance of Destruction, The SCP Foundation
  • Under Watch of: Sans
  • The Batter appeared in the Pantheon suddenly one day, popping out of the fireplace in the House of Ambiguity. When questioned how he got there, he responded thusly:
    The Batter: I am the Batter, and I jumped down the chimney.
  • When Junko had learned that her High Priest had ascended, she immediately visited his temple. They frequently visit each other, and there are rumors that Junko is planning to use his presence as a way to finally get revenge on Chang'e and Houyi.
    • Reportedly, upon learning that Chang'e has Complete Immortality, the Batter let loose a Precision F-Strike. He denies ever doing this, though his grip on his bat shifts ever so slightly if the goddess is in eyesight.
  • The House of Family is divided on how it views the Batter. Many see his 'purification' of the Queen and Hugo as reprehensible in the extreme, especially since the former was his wife and the latter was a defenseless child (who depending on the source may either be his son or his father). Others point out how he went out of his way to comfort both of them in their dying moments, how the Queen’s attacks during their fight were purely verbal, and how the sight of Hugo was the one thing that made him hesitate in carrying out his sacred mission.
  • Banned from getting anywhere near the House of Ghosts, for obvious reasons.
    • He gets along pretty well with Luigi, due to their mutually negative feelings against ghosts.
  • Frequently visits the House of Sports to play baseball.
  • Depending on their viewpoint regarding the Batter, gods in the Pantheon literally see him differently. Those who sympathize with him reported seeing him as a pale man wearing a white baseball uniform and a black cap that hides his eyes in shadow. Those who don't have favorable opinions of him tend to scream something about a monstrous duck. For (Insert Name Here), it fluctuates especially since they either helped the Batter in his mission, or turned on him in the last minute.
  • Upon reviewing his world's main timeline, The Batter discovered that he was being used as a pawn by space apes, who wanted use the void he left behind to build giant robot factories to fight the flying brains from the planet Aurus. He didn't react much at the time, but shortly thereafter he visited the house of Mammals and barged into Winston's temple. After some initial confusion and sincere apologies, the two emerged on friendly terms.
  • Someone once joked that the Batter was a Magical Girl, what with the "Hero of Justice" vibe he initially invokes, his unusual weaponry and attire, and a few borderline In the Name of the Moon styled introductions…
    The Batter: Show yourselves, corrupted children! I'm the voice of forgiveness that will eliminate your calamitous forms.
    • After overhearing this, the Batter fell silent for several moments before marching off to the Magical Girl Sisterhood's temple.
    • Upon learning of what a Witch was, the Batter immediately set out to purify one, and had embraced the task of purifying them so enthusiastically that he even donned a Puella Magi outfit of his own.
    • The encounter resulted in a Grief Seed with a white orb instead of the standard black, lacking any etching or engravings, which refused to transform into a Witch no matter how much darkness was poured into it. While restoring Puella Magi from Grief Seeds is possible using this even with Madoka’s depowered state, the Sisterhood is hesitant to find out what happened to the soul inside. Especially since it keeps whispering…
    The Batter's Grief Seed: It’s better this way.
    • Naturally, he's come to hate Kyubey as much as anybody else, and offered to purify the Incubator immediately for his crimes against Puella Magi. Nearby gods quickly realized that, due to Kyubey's mission to stave off entropy, he technically counts as a Guardian for reality as a whole. Thankfully, the Batter decided not to go through with it - which struck witnesses as rather strange, given that he had ample time to try and purify the cat-like alien. Some cited Papyrus' influence as the cause for this behavior, but…
    • While the Batter had not explained the cause of his rage, or why he had reportedly talked to Kyubey when they had crossed paths, it was theorized that Kyubey reminded him of his wife. From reviewing visions of the Batter's world, it was determined that Vader Eloha's situation was oddly reminiscent of Kyubey's to the extents of: including her relying on the power of a child as the basis for preserving the world; how she distanced herself from the feelings of those she was to protect; and how her system—while keeping the void at bay—ultimately led to the suffering of all involved in its workings. The Batter has declined to comment on this comparison, though he did say something about birthday parties and forgetting who they were for.
  • The White, upon learning of the Batter’s ascension, began looking to recruit him into their mission of destroying the Reactor. Given his history, the other deities are trying to prevent him from learning of its existence.
  • To the surprise of the Pantheon, the Batter has struck up a friendship with Papyrus. It turns out that in an alternate timeline, the skeleton managed to gain the respect of the Batter to the point where he decided to save the world. Passively.
    • Speaking of Underground denizens, he has found an astounding number of similarities between himself and King Asgore Dreemur, something that the latter appreciates and is saddened by. They regularly meet for tea.
    • Because he can eliminate ghosts, Napstablook is very fearful of ever encountering the Batter. The same applies for Mettaton.
  • Upon learning that the Powerpuff Girls were made of Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice, the Batter marched over to the House of Science to confront Professor Utonium. While it was assured that the Powerpuff Girls were NOT made from cremated remains, the prime source of sugar from the Batter’s world, the Batter keeps a solid grip on his bat when he sees the sweetener being consumed.
    • Trollkaiger once spread the rumor that Enoch had ascended. The Batter, not wanting the tragedy of Zone 3 to repeat itself, promptly stormed the House of Food and purified anything that could remotely contain sugar. Needless to say, this earned him the ire of many gods, particularly Stocking Anarchy, at least until explanations had been given.
  • Due to their shared affinity for mixing spirituality and ass-kicking, the Batter and Alexander Anderson get along like a house on fire. The Batter was willing to overlook the fact that Anderson used the corruptive power of the Nail of Helena due to how it was only to complete his sacred mission (killing Alucard), and actually commended Anderson on his commitment to seeing it through.
    • That said, he doesn't get along with every deity who throws themselves into their mission - case in point, his relationship with Sayaka Miki is shaky at best.
  • Jotaro Kujo once mistook the Batter's Add-Ons for Stands, and the Batter himself as a Stand User. The Batter had no idea what he was talking about at the time, but the two have since been seen together occasionally.
  • Respects Big Boss for multiple reasons, chief among these are how he is A Father to His Men. The Batter respects his dedication to his mission, sure, but combined with how he treats of his soldiers landed him solidly in the Batter's good graces.
  • The SCP Foundation is very interested in studying the Batter, as well as the process of purification and its aftereffects. They're also very interested in finding out what the Batter actually is, given the way he can appear in alternate, more clearly inhuman forms. Whether they also intend on classifying him as an SCP or recruiting him as an Agent [or perhaps both] is currently being discussed by the 05s.
  • Upon hearing that The Judge had ascended, the Batter immediately made his way over to the House of Justice. He was incredibly confused to discover a kindly old man instead of the many-fanged feline.
  • Oryx despises the Batter not only because he is able to "undo" the process of being Taken - the Mind Rape and transformation into an Eldritch Abomination - but because of the zeal he takes in purifying them. The Batter shares the sentiment, as he views the Taken with nearly the same level of hatred he reserves for spectres. And since he was banned from setting foot in the House of Ghosts...
  • The Batter, upon learning of so many other deities who use baseball bats as weapons, has taken to challenging them to sparring matches. It's rumored that he is also interested in starting a baseball league with them as well.
    • Upon seeing Lucas swinging a common stick instead of a bat, the Batter gave him one of his own to use instead. Their relationship is a little awkward, though…
  • That said, The Batter, upon being acquainted with her, hit it off well with Dokuro Mitsukai. He views her self-professed desire to curb Sakura's perverted tendencies as a noble goal in itself, and approves of her tendency to go into Pervert Revenge Mode in most cases. Depending on the perpetrator, he even assisted her in several of her assaults.
    • …up until he witnessed her take the spiky bat to Sakura's head. He very nearly started the process of purification before Sakura was restored. The Batter, in a surprising display of restraint, asked why she had attacked her charge. Upon learning that this was her self-prescribed "treatment" for his pedophiliac tendencies, he was visibly silent for a while.
    • Their relationship is still largely positive, though.
  • Upon the discovery of video footage of what looked like the Batter and Zacharie dancing together, several deities questioned him as he was passing the House of Music if he does indeed dance. The Batter's denial, coupled with the location it was delivered in, kickstarted a Spontaneous Musical Number.
  • Recently has been making rather extensive visits to Oriko Mikuni of all people. Other gods aren't sure what they discuss behind their closed doors, but during a session of Wild Mass Guessing it has been pointed out that they do share several things in common. Both have embarked on missions concerning the fate of the world with deadly amounts of determination and lethal force, remaining largely stoic about executing their missions, and remaining Defiant to the End when they were slain. There's also the fact that they both wear a lot of white.

    Hilda Berg 
Hilda Berg, Goddess of Written Sound Effects
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Clouds, Stars and Moons.
  • Theme Song: Threatenin' Zeppelin
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Blow You Away, Faceship, Flunky Boss, The Hyena, One-Wheeled Wonder, Painful Transformation, Sinister Schnoz, Warm-Up Boss, Words Can Break My Bones
  • Domains: Weather, Space, Costellations, Blimps, Clouds, Planes
  • Allies: Betty Boop, Popeye, The King of All Cosmos, Roboking, Lunatone, Galaxy Man
  • Enemies: The Devil, King Dice
  • On Good Terms with: Cuphead and Mugman, Pearl
  • Respects: Moon Deities
  • Hilda Berg could be described as a Blimp/Zeppelin hybrid and one of the many runaway contractors that Cuphead and Mugman had to find and defeat in order to protect their souls from the Devil. She fought them in the sky, where her weather manipulation as well as being aided by small planes were though obstacles for the cupbros but they eventually defeated her. One of the special characteristics about Hilda is that she can literally use words to attack others, such as when she laughs launching HA HA! to her enemies.
  • Surprised to see Cuphead and Mugman in the pantheon as deities no less. She is very grateful that they defeated the devil, cancelled her soul contract and they all remain on good terms. On the other hand, not too happy that the Devil and his lackey King Dice are also around, and they will certainly go after her when they get their revenge on the mugs first.
  • Her temple is an observatory, often Hilda can be found napping above the clouds (which is pretty noticeable given her loud snoring) and she usually prefers to be by herself. Though she doesn't mind if other deities want to challenge her, she would gladly show them that she is no pushover.
  • Some people have noticed that she kinda resembles Pearl from the Crystal Gems, at first the latter thought Hilda was another Pearl just like her but it turns out she was an entirely unrelated being who happened to look alike and they remain on good terms.
  • Her attire and look reminds a lot of people of Betty Boop if she were a Zeppelin woman. Betty at first didn't think highly of Hilda but eventually warmed up to her and on occassion they like to talk.
    • Her slim build also made Popeye confuse her with his beloved Olive but was bummed out when he found Hilda was another person entirely. Though after a while, he also became friends with Hilda but prefers to not spend too much time with her in case Olive thinks he is cheating on her with a shoddy replacement.
  • Given that she comes from a pretty zany world, it was a matter of time before she met the King of All Cosmos given he created all the costellations of his universe. Hilda seems to respect him even though he can be a bit overbearing at times but after a while he met his robotic counterpart Roboking, who she is much more fond of, given she is also mechanical in nature.
  • If the situation is dire, she can transform into a moon, although the process is painful for her. There she can summon all assortment of things ranging from stars, meteors and even UFOs. Lunatone reminds her a lot of that form and so he considers it as if it were her pet and the other hand Galaxy Man found interest in the different flying saucers she can summon and wanted to investigate her abilities in more depth.
  • Some people believe she is some kind of witch that has magic that controls the skies, given her elderly-sounding voice, being able to transform into constellations and a pointy nose associated with witches being the biggest point in favour of these theories. Other believe she is just an old prototype created by Dr. Khal that escaped from him and decided to live in the woods.
  • She somestimes can be seen mumbling the name Coleman. Turns out she could have been able to summon a creature by said name but in the end it never came to fruition.
  • "Fitting, isn't it? I'm a blimp — you're a wimp."

HK-47, Robotic Entity Who Refers Organics As Meatbags
  • Statement: An Intermediate Entity
  • Observation: Symbol is an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
  • Designation: Alignment is Chaotic Neutral but leans more on Neutral Evil
  • Explanation: Portfolio includes being a robotic assassin droid with psychopathic programming, useful, if not villainous, party member to Revan and very loyal to him, assassination as the default programming, murderous, yet comedic for the entire party, has hatred for anyone not his master, considers all organics as "meatbags", follows his programming past the first one, speaks in prefaces before sentences, heavily loved and even returns as various replicas for thousands of years
  • Declaration: Domains are Robots (of the killer kind), Loyalty, Assassinations, Combat, Snark, "Meatbags"
  • Specification: Master to Revan and possibly The Exile (should the latter repair him).
  • Statement: Allies: The House of Military and Warfare, Bender, Legion
  • Mockery: Mixed Reception to: The Hall of Robots and Automata, most cyborgs including General Grievous, Darth Vader, Cyborg himself, the members of Desperado Enforcement LLC.
  • Extrapolation: Rivals: Agent 47
  • Statement: Commonality Connection with: E-123 Omega
  • Declaration: Enemies: SKYNET (and their Terminator models), Ultron
  • Assessment: Opposed By: Human or any organic members of the Pantheon, the House of Love and Affection, the Slylandro, Torbjörn Lindholm, Isaac Clarke, The Engineer
  • Exposition: The Legends tell of a past war called the Mandalorian Wars, a war that spanned two decades of fighting between the Mandalorians and Galactic Republic. When the war ended, a certain Jedi-then turned Sith by the name of Revan turned to the Dark Side alongside Malak his other companion and once the war ended after the devastating aftermath on Malachor V, did they start their plans. With their resources, Revan created a personal assassination droid that was built under the premise of taking down political opponents that opposed him using the HK-24 droid design with his own upgrades (some hint that HK-47's chassis was more akin to the HKB-3 Hunter-Killer droid, hence his designation as a Hunter-Killer). Thus created a droid capable of both regular combat, assassinations and loyalty enough to sustain Revan in his years under Sith influence. After various battles, this droid, named HK-47, was one of his most powerful assets but while he was on a mission, the Jedi captured Revan and wiped his memories, leaving HK-47 on his mission and sustaining an injury but not before being captured by Mandalorian forces. Years passed and HK-47 has been retrofited, sold to various masters and lost various times, either the masters dying to enemy encounters or slaying them personally. Despite the years, his programming allowed him to preserve his master's identity and would soon reunite with Revan, albeit with his memory wiped and used as a translator of sorts and soon, restored to his original purpose: assassinations and violence.
    • Addendum: On the early times with him, his encounter with Darth Malak changed HK-47 in some capacity. During their first sight, when asked by Malak about him, the droid insulted him with the term "meatbag" and Revan found that amusing, so much that he programmed it to him. This allowed the droid to refer to any organic as a meatbag, including his master at some point though he has been trying to find an alternative when referring to Revan in some way, not so much towards Meetra Surik who repaired the droid after he got dismantled on the Ebon Hawk. He would leave after the Exile defeated the Sith as his programming made him compelled to look for his original master, being Revan.
  • Commentary: For a long time, Revan has searched far and wide for his old companions or even figures he had remembered on the way to the Pantheons and while his search was limited, portions of his memory were still lingering on his head. This lead to him picking a party member on his way back. No one wanted to join with him under the exploration of an unknown world but HK-47 volunteered (Clarification: possibly wanted more meatbags to kill on sight) to join. There, the two would finally step into the new plane, confused but guided to their new positions. HK-47 was seperated for observation reasons to see if he is worth bringing and when the droid spoke out to one of the judges as a "meatbag", the rest of the courts laughed. It also gave them an idea to give HK-47 a title, one that was part of his programming, as a permanent spot. Since then, a new temple was built for him and with Revan's arrival, meant the droid has a renewed purpose to stick with his master.
    • Additional Commentary: Few years, both Revan and HK-47 were not the only ones in their galaxy to have arrived in the Pantheons. Soon, another figure recognized HK-47's apperance. This Jedi Exile by the name of Meetra Surik greeted the droid but the response was with derision. Yes the droid recognized the Exile, no he has decided to stick to Revan as his master. Although if Revan is by any chance, missing or nowhere to be found, he can rely on the Exile but with restraint on the word "master", as he was programmed to be under Revan's servitude first and foremost.
  • Observation: Many robots and other deities in the Pantheon have been surprised by HK-47's resilience, or more specifically, how his programming and AI lasted for years. Being built by Revan, then lost to many masters, then founded by Revan again, lost him again and was dismantled on the Ebon Hawk, rebuilt by the Exile then left looking for his master, "resurrected" with various copies of his mind spread across the galaxy, then found again in excellent condition and even managed to create a robotic army on Mustafar. HK's response was not of surprise but of confusion as he cannot understand why a bunch of meatbags would be surprised by his survival. He only has to thank Revan for his modifications that made him survive for such a long time.
  • Declaration: HK-47's perception on the Pantheon is nothing but disgust, as he has some form of hatred for organic- *ahem* meatbags as he calls it. Almost any organic being, human or not, will be called a meatbag by the droid. If it is not an organic being and possibly a droid, then he will gladly shoot the robot on sight, as their combat abilities according to him are inferior, evidenced by the HK-50 droids that he destroyed for being copycats of the true progenitor, though in fairness Revan programmed him personally and the HK-50s were using the 47 template so there is some truth to his reasons for destroying them. As for the Pantheon residents, they have not appreciated his crude behaviour as a robot even.
    • Conflicting Declaration: There are some exceptions, as while he is mostly definitely against the concept of befriending others past Revan or his party, he can tolerate a few robots either because they share the same mindset of him, or even outmatch his skills. This was the case with Legion as while they have polar opposite views on organic-synthetic relations, Legion's skills outmatch HK-47's in terms of accuracy and armor, with the latter wondering where the Geth's specifications came from, especially that M-98 Widow Anti-Materiel Rifle he wields. Upon further inspection, the thinking capability of Legion is equally, if not more, complicated than HK-47's thought matrix, making him think far more than the droid would have thought. While he appreciates having a Worthy Opponent in a synthetic who is just as skilled with a rifle as he is, he remains baffled as to why Legion always sides with the "meatbag" team, on top of his personality, who seems to have a fascination with games played by "meatbags".
    • Addendum: There was another robot that also had a knack for HK-47's snarkiness, who even invited the droid to a drinking session, though being a Hunter-Killer droid made him unable to drink at all. It was Bender who has grown to love his presence. Hearing the word meatbag has made Bender adopt the usage of the term to other Pantheon deities, with most annoyed that he adopted HK-47's term and that they have to deal with two snarky robots. In their conversation, the former has also accepted Bender's friendship and attempted to coerce him to becoming an assassination droid like him but he declined, stating that he would rather have his own Pantheon with Blackjack and Hookers.
      HK-47: Query: Could you repeat your statement, I think you mistranslated it as you might have meant "Blackjack and Meatbags".
      Bender: Hookers, H-O-O-K-E-R-S.
      HK-47: Conclusion: That definition does not match my vocabulary. Perhaps, "meatbag" would be a substitute.
  • Statement: As mentioned above, while HK-47 may come off as dangerous and eager to kill anyone in sight, he has no intention of killing innocents, unless it involves robots of some sort. The HK-50s he has killed have been considered by him as inferior hence why their destruction to him is justified. The Pantheon also has such robots, with SKYNET and Ultron to be the prime targets of his assaults. In some occasion, factories of SKYNET have been reported to be blown up with no terminator models surviving and camera feed has reported an orange robotic entity walking out of the premises. This has made SKYNET target the remaining functional models, the T-800, T-1000 and T-X to destroy the HK model with a limited success rate as he has backup drives of his memory should his main body be destroyed. Ultron however sees that 47's specifications are in splendid condition and would much rather keep his chassis in good quality without destroying it in the process, a task that has become difficult with Revan's presence.
  • Assessment: Assassination is the droid's main forte and much of Revan's upgrades were meant to increase his chances of killing his target through sufficient means. His Aratech sniper rifle does his job wonders and while he would love to blast any meatbag he come across, some of them have managed to pull off assassinations in rather, unique ways. Take Agent 47, who's number code often gets confused with HK-47's designation. While he was willing to blast the agent with ease, spectating him was far more fun to watch, seeing how he managed to put his assassinations with creativity. He considers him a rival, if not for the bodycount that the two can gain overtime except the Agent does not care and is more content with the contracts he is given.
  • Commentary: Meatbag (or any variation thereof) has become a rather annoying term for many humans, if not just insulting others by calling them a slur of some kind without a care of thought. HK does not mind, since his programming allows him to call others that, go blame Revan for that change. While the term refers mainly to human or any organics on that matter, he was wondering what to call the Slylandro. In addition for being a very crude robot, they use "fluid-sacks" for human beings and for them being gas-giants, they do not match his candidate for a meatbag, though he has started using a new term for them: gas-bag.
    • Continued Commentary: In addition to his snark, a majority of robotic deities have grown annoyed with his programming, and HK shares the same feeling towards them, as while some may have upgrades that rival his, the fact that they interact with meatbag deities does not align with his perception towards them and has grown to annoyance with some by their designs even mimicking meatbags, this also includes organics that try to mimic robot behaviour, as shown with the Soldier and his robot costume which only prompted him to fire from his blaster. He has made visits to other houses but the most notable ones include the Houses of Military And Warfare, Love and Hall of Robots and Automata. So far, he has taken a liking to the former as most members who reside there adores his definition of Love while the other two do not like his presence with the House of Love disapproving of his form of "love". Some of those who reside in the House of Technology have observed him due to his continual upgrades but that is about it since personality-wise found him too sarcastic to deal with.
    • Addendum: Engineers are the most annoyed with HK-47 mainly because while he comes off as a completely sarcastic, bloodthirsty droid, his upgrades are worth preserving. He however has a warning to those who try to force their upgrades to him, as many of his former masters were killed by him for being inferior in their installed modules. He tested this with three engineers, Isaac Clarke, Torbjörn and the Engineer, all of which have failed to spark interest in the droid. Dell's weapons were considered to be too heavy to fit on him while Torbjörn's weapons were thought to be too small to put any damage on, and Isaac's tinkering with his chassis did no good, apart from wanting to install the 211-V Plasma Cutter in him for an extra weapon to handle. Isaac rejected the offer, seeing that the droid just wants more weapons to kill.
  • Hypothetical: People and robots aside, there is one anomaly HK-47 has yet to understand in his programming: cyborgs. Humans and most organics are seen by him as meatbags while robots are seen to him as a threat/target to destroy, so when both aspects are combined to a singular being, what does it form? The droid has rarely encountered such but when he does, he still considered them meatbags, although with a special mention to their cybernetic enhancements being inferior which only cements his mockery against them for being a failure as a meatbag and with robotic additions. Both Grevious and Vader have not welcomed this comment by the droid and neither has the other cyborgs of the Pantheon, be it Victor Stone to even those within Desperado Enforcement LLC., of which he has added them to his list of meatbags worth killing.
  • Observation: Loyalty-wise, some have noticed that E-123 Omega, one of Eggman's prototype robots, shared some of HK-47's traits during one of his adventures as well as his loyalty to Shadow the Hedgehog and Rouge the Bat, which may be similar to his programmed loyalty to Revan. Omega also shows his desires for combat, though not in the same equal extent as HK-47 but it is close and for the cherry on the top, he also seems to be humorously sociopathic as well. He plans to recruit the robot for select missions alongside Legion if he wants.
  • Mockery: At one point, to quell HK-47's desire to kill meatbags, a microchip that was found on the Exile's temple was snatched to find a way to silence that droid. To their surprise, it was a HK Protocol Pacifist Package that can be used to alter the droid's programming. It was installed on him until some members of the House of Heroism and even the Exile found him in a pacifistic state, a state that left all the witnesses disgusted, forcing the chip out of his body. He has mocked the idea of using that chip again though to his credit he does admit that having that chip installed gave him a small insight into why many prefer peace to war.
    HK-47: Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine.
  • "Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy… Master. Oh, how I hate that term."

    Kilowog/Green Lantern 
In brightest day, in blackest night

No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power—Green Lanterns light!

Kilowog, God of Alien Curse Words (Green Lantern of Space Sector 674, The Dark Lantern)
  • Intermediate God (Greater God in the proximity of a Blue Lantern)
  • Symbol: The Green Lantern emblem
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Drill Sergeant Nasty (Only On The Clock, Usually A Gentle Giant), Pardon My Klingon, Boar-Like Alien, Sergeant Rock, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Last Of Bolovax Vik (And For A Time, Not Even That), Communism Leanings In Glorious Mother Russia, Gadgeteer Genius
  • Domains: Willpower, Justice, Space, Instructors, Sergeants, Survivors
  • Allies: His fellow Green Lantern Corps, along with the Indigo Tribe and Blue Lanterns, DC superheroes in general, Astral, The Doctor, Garrus Vakarian, Mace Windu, Tashkent, Izumi Curtis, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, SCP-516, Optimus Prime, Team Lightyear, the Tenno, the Eevelutions, Shokichi Komachi, Griffin
  • Enemies: Nekron and his associates, the Anti-Monitor, Krona, Parallax, Darkseid, YHVH, the 456 Ambassador, Fabius Bile, Professor Hojo, Tuska, Boris the Animal, Evolto
  • Opposes: Nikita Dragovich, genuinely cruel teachers and instructors like Mori Motonari
  • Wary of: The House of Crime
  • Of the Green Lanterns, one of their most important members is the drill sergeant Kilowog. The Green Lantern of Sector 674, he was one of Bolovax Vik's greatest minds before his people were destroyed... twice (It's a Long Story). During the training he tends to use "poozer"Translation  as an insult, or a curse word when angry. Sometimes even as a term of endearment. It's a versatile swear he got from his own instructor, the Green Lantern Ermey (no known relationship, biological or otherwise, to the actor, R. Lee Ermey). Like all Green Lanterns, Kilowog can use his ring to create green constructs of anything he can imagine, and being the trainer of the other Lanterns—including Hal, John, and Kyle—it should come as little surprise that Kilowog is a powerhouse. His constructs are so powerful that they make sounds, like an exploding cannon.
  • Comes off as an intimidating Drill Sergeant Nasty, however that's only because he's doing his job. He's a Gentle Giant otherwise. He learned he needs to be a hardass training newbie Green Lanterns from his own instructor. You can usually find him giving or taking advice from other military or police instructors in the pantheon. He gets along great with Izumi Curtis as they put their students under harsh training regiments, to make sure they're prepared for the hardship ahead.
  • He gets along with Optimus Prime as they're defenders of freedom for sentient beings across the universe, and leaders. Kilowog also learned about Team Lightyear and Space Command. As far as he's concerned, more enforcers of justice across space is always welcome.
  • Has spent some time talking to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman on how to prepare recruits for war. While he found him a bit more a prick than he'd like, he respects what he's doing. He also seems to get along with Mace Windu as they're both harsh but fair enforcers of galactic justice. What he doesn't respect are asshats like Mori Motonari who are actually cruel teachers and instructors.
  • His planet was destroyed during the Crisis on Infinite Earths, however he managed to preserve the souls of all 16 billion of his race through sheer willpower and his Green Lantern ring. Unfortunately, the planet they were sent to live their new lives was later destroyed to Sinestro. Due to the communal nature and physiology of his people he can still communicate with them on Mogo. The Doctor feels really bad for him as he knows what it's like to lose your entire race, and Griffin is happy that he can still communicate with his people. Kilowog does not like Boris the Animal for being a psychopath belonging to a race of planet destroyers, and is honestly glad that the Boglodites went extinct.
  • Was dead himself for a time due to a Parallax-possessed Hal Jordan, but the unusual nature of his species' afterlife allowed his spirit to be brought back as a force of vengeance. Eventually he was revived for real. He could've been made a Black Lantern because of this, but he wasn't on Earth at the time. He's deeply disturbed to learn that Nekron has an entire alliance working for the same goals of killing everyone as the Lord of the Unliving.
  • He is also deeply disturbed to learn about YHVH. The Mad God of Law reminds him of when the old Guardians of the Universe went rogue, and proceeded to perform a universe-scale Assimilation Plot so as to completely purge free will from the universe as they came to believe it's the source of chaos. While YHVH uses different methods, the results are almost the same.
  • Because of his job as Green Lantern, he always keeps an eye out for the House of Crime, and he has a position in the House of Justice. He was utterly disgusted to learn about the 456 Ambassador and how it has been using children as drugs. The Green Lantern Corps is working to shut down the 456's monstrous child-snatching organization.
  • Before becoming a member of the Green Lantern Corps, he was a geneticist. Visiting the House of Science has revived an old passion in the field. He was absolutely disgusted to learn about the horrors Fabius Bile and Professor Hojo have inflicted on the world. He pitied the Tenno for the horrible experiments they went under. And lastly, he felt kinship with Shokichi Komachi for having to deal with an overcrowded homeworld and using genetic engineering for good. On a lighter note, he finds the Eevelutions to be adorable.
  • As a result of his species herd-like nature, he had an interest in communism and Russia. He can be seen talking with Tashkent about the subject, and spending some time in Russia again. Quickly found a dislike of Nikitia Dragovich for representing the worst of communism, and has been advised to never show any communist leanings near Chin. He also found some kinship with Astral as they've found interest in human activities.

    The Science Team 
"Hello Gordon!"

The Science Teammembers , Divine Team of Different Colored Texts (Gordon: Dr. Freeman, Mr. Freeman, Gordon Feetman, Wayne | Tommy: Tommy Coolatta | Coomer: Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer | Benrey: Security Chief Boper, Stong, Bipple, Benny, Xenrey | Sunkist: The Immortal Dog, The Perfect Dog)
left to right: Dr. Coomer, The Skeleton, Gordon Freeman, Dr. Bubby, Benrey, Dr. Tommy
  • Intermediate Deities. Benrey is actually a Greater God and Coomer can become a Greater God using the SuperPlayer Feature
  • Symbol: The Series' logo
  • Theme Song: Hello Gordon! (Dr. Coomer's Bumpin' Mix)
  • Alignment: True Neutral with Neutral Good leanings (Gordon and Tommy), Chaotic Neutral (Coomer and Bubby), Neutral Evil with Chaotic Evil leanings (Benrey and the Skeleton), True Neutral (Sunkist and also The Skeleton)
  • Portfolio: Self-aware AI, Five-Man Band, Fire-Forged Friends, Made of Iron, Too Dumb to Live
  • Domains: Humor, Adventure, Improv, Theater, Virtual Reality, Texts
  • Heralds: Darnold, Fourzen
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Headcrabs, The Vortigaunts, The HECU, The Black Ops, The House of Justice (especially Corrupt Cops like C.R.A.S.H. and Manny Pardo), SCP-261
  • Opposed by: Wikipe-tan (Bubby and Benrey)
  • Odd Friendship: Charlie B. Barkin (Gordon)
  • Many people are familiar with the tale of Black Mesa, an accident caused an alien invasion to occur on planet earth and Gordon Freeman fought his way out of the facility facing several dangers in the process. But what would happen if he wasn't alone? What if he had AI companions this time? What if this time, this Gordon could speak and communicate with others? The result isn't exactly what many experience but this Gordon found himself caught in this particular mess because of he happened to not have his passport at hand that day (oh and he had a dick slip but he would rather not bring that up. This is the tale of the Science Team, a dysfunctional group of insane individuals who nobody has clue how they even managed to get out of Black Mesa or why they were selected to become deities.
  • Gordon first entered the Pantheon alone, the court of gods was very confused considering they already had a Gordon Freeman ascended but then his good friend Dr. Coomer came in, greeted Gordon in his usual manner and explained that the Science Team was selected for their colourful text subtitles, the ones used to define which character is which. Then Tommy, Bubby and even Sunkist joined soon, Gordon was really glad the Science team was back in action but many feared they would cause untold chaos in the Pantheon. But unfortunately for Gordon, the title also included one nasty visitor and co-holder: Benrey, the man that caused the whole incident in the first place. Why? Gordon didn't have his passport.
  • First thing the team did was figure out how the Pantheon worked. They explored a bit until they came accross a few deities who found the team to be quirky but nonetheless pretty harmless until Benrey shot Kenny McCormick in the head, getting the Science Team in trouble with the Pantheonic authorities and making Gordon desperate in the process. Gordon later explained it wasn't their intention, Benrey is an asshole and that they didn't mean to harm that kid. Nonetheless, they were left off with a warning, since Kenny is no stranger to unusual deaths and Gordon has tried his best to kick Benrey out of the Pantheon with no success.
  • It's believed the G-Man is responsible for the Team's ascension, possibly to keep an eye on his son Tommy. The G-Man normally isn't seen with the group or ever mentions that he has a son, but secretly backs this version of Gordon and his friends in order to keep everything in working order (Benrey is a constant source of problems but otherwise nothing bad tends to the Science Team at least).
    • Speaking of which, the actual Gordon Freeman was utterly confused to see another version of himself who even talked and his fellow scientist friends only make things more complicated to understand, especially because Benrey is constantly asking this Gordon about his Passport (Gordon never really answers his requests, take a guess why). Freeman at the end of the day seems to be friendly towards the Science Team and his counterpart but the Vortigaunts aren't quite so, the Science Team still open fire to the Vorts on sight and calls them Vonneguts.
  • By all accounts, everyone besides Gordon are supposed to be AIs but manifest themselves as characters from the Half Life series. Most people tend to forget that fact but the behavior of Dr. Coomer tends to clue most that they are in fact, closer to NPCs than AIs. Actual Artificial Intelligence deities are curious about the so-called "self awareness" this group possesses.
  • Black Mesa used to have a privileged access to Wikipedia (The Online Encyclopedia anyone can edit?) and the Science Team would use it frequently, mostly to define innocous things like chairs. The existance of Wikipe-tan certainly caught the attention of both Dr. Coomer and Tommy, who are huge fans of the site but she isn't exactly on good terms with the whole team, mostly relating to the incident of Benrey trying to edit Gordon's death in All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 and later when Bubby destroyed the servers of Wikipedia, which enraged Wikipe-tan immensely. Of course, Bubby has tried to shoot her so nobody would ever edit Wikipedia, the site that no one will ever edit again but he failed and bailed once things got poorly.
  • Gordon really dislikes cops, possibly given his experience with Benrey but he hasn't said why he dislikes them so much. The emnity the groups has with the Justice House and the added fact that the Science Team robbed a bank after getting out of Black Mesa had only escalated things further but Gordon and co try to direct their hate towards the corrupt police officers, one particular encounter they had with Officers Tenpenny and Pulaski where they tried to bust Gordon for his missing passport just to mess with him ended with Gordon putting a bullet in Tenpenny's head and the rest of his friends shooting at Pulaski.
  • They are also on very bad terms with the Military, mostly because of their encoutner with Fourzen and the HECU (plus the Black Ops, the big booby spies really annoyed the Science Team). Sunkist especially is a bit scared of army men after he was captured by them but Tommy has assured him that evil armies wont hurt him.
  • The Science Team always goes crazy whenever there is Soda available after developing a habit of breaking vending machines and eating/drinking whatever is inside. This got the team into trouble (again) when they came in contact with SCP-261 without Foundation authorization (some of the deities guarding thought Gordon and the Doctors were officially sancioned and the few that were suspicious about them suffered a terrible case of bullet to the head). Gordon tried to be nice and try to get things without breaking anything but after the machine refused to give anything because Benrey kept asking 261 if it had a PSN account, Gordon shot the machine and several anomalous materials were dropped, which the Science team slurped in seconds. No one knows how they managed to survive but some think Dr. Coomer suffered an allergic reaction and had to be hospitalized (he is really allergic to radiation).
  • The whole group are huge fans of Elvis so when they learned he had his own temple they quickly went to visit him. He was nice enough to give them tickets to his next show and Elvis is probably the only pedestrian type deity the Science Team hasn't shot in the face at first sight.
  • Given the aforementioned Wikipedia incident, Gordon gets strangely along with Charlie Barkin and he never thought he would end up befriending the actual cartoon dog but after what he has seen, nothing surprises Gordon anymore. Charlie is still wondering if Gordon actually died in his movie.
  • Dr. Coomer is very aware that he is just a program and that he is a mere NPC that was broken once he learned there is NOTHING outside the boundaries of the map, which made him try to possess Gordon but that ultimately failed. He related a lot to Monika because she also suffered the same existencial crisis when she discovered her role in her game and even tried to take control of everything, which also failed. Monika found him odd but a friendly fellow and invited him and the Science Team to meet her fellow clubmates and everything went swimmingly....until Bubby shot Yuri in the face because her poems scared him (and he is also a better writer in his opinion). This little incident didn't really sour them on the Science Team (though they have banned Bubby from ever participating. And Benrey too just in case)
  • Dr. Coomer is a very exceptional boxer and huge fan of Punch Out, especially the one from the SNES. So he was very excited to meet boxers from said franchise and has challenged a few of them to a fight. Coomer was surprisingly good too, having a record of 10-2 after a few days. He also wishes Gordon would upload his conciousness to the Punch Out series.
  • Bubby is actually an Artificial Human, the only succesful one of his series (yes, "series"). He has a lot of failed clones and has a dislike for them, so everytime he sees one he is quick to dispatch them.
  • Sunkist is the perfect dog, some say Tommy created him from some freak accident in Black Mesa. He is also immortal and his appearance is rather....unusual to say the least, akin to a living png. His Immortality attracted a lot of unwanted attention of those seeking immortality but Tommy has driven anyone who has tried to steal his dog and it's like Sunkist is defenseless either.
    • Sunkist also managed to make another two unusual friends, Doge and Walter who welcome him as if he were any other friend from the Dogelore universe. Doge is trying to figure out how to learn that dog version of the Sweet Voice Sunkist can use.
  • Benrey is actually not human and could be an alternate version of the Nihilanth who is obssessed with the PS3 and Heavenly Sword. He is also secretly in love with Gordon, hence the constant teasing and trolling, which makes people wonder if he is a Tsundere or a Yandere, but most have figured that having your passport with you may save you from a nasty encounter with Benrey and his sweet voice.
  • For the record, even if they are quite silly, they can also be quite dangerous. Most notably, they once got into a fight with Melkor and WON. In Coomer's own words: DON'T FUCK WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!
  • They can also be found in Common Colors.

Lesser Gods

Felix, God of One Word Vocabularies (Experiment 010note , Oscar)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A broom with "010" as a logo on the handle
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Felix), Chaotic Neutral (Oscar)
  • Portfolio: One-Word Vocabulary ("Dirty!"), Designed for Cleaning Purposes, Gets a Bigger Role in Video Games, Neat Freak or Trash of the Titans depending on programming, Ridiculously Cute Critter, Shout-Out to The Odd Couple
  • Domains: Aliens, Genetic Experiments, Utility (in general), Cleanliness or Dirtiness (depends on personality)
  • Interests: The House of Healers (as Felix)
  • Allies: Lilo and Stitch, his cousins, Felonius Gru, E.T, Daniel Lamb, Dr Jekyll, Ryou Bakura
  • Enemies: Dr. Hämsterviel, Babidi, Leo Kasper, Mr Hyde, the Spirit of the Millennium Ring, Dark Marik
  • Opposed by: Durant
  • Wary of: The SCP Foundation and The Global Occult Coalition (one-sided)
  • Under watch by: The Men In Black
  • Experiment 010 was one of the earliest illegal genetic experiments by Dr. Jumba Jookiba. The 0-series was made primarily for household use, and this experiment was designed to clean things and keep the house nice and tidy. Unfortunately he was a Neat Freak quick to regard living beings as dirty. Along with 623 other experiments, his pod was released upon the island of Kauai and sought after by Lilo and Stitch.
  • Applies to the experiment as a whole:
    • Named Felix, and to avoid his neat freak personality was reprogrammed to the dirt-loving Oscar. Sometimes he'll return to his old personality, just less extreme. He only says "Dirty!", with disdain as Felix and joy as Oscar. As he resembles an anteater, Durant doesn't like the experiment. Felix/Oscar don't mean any harm, but given Durant's relationship with Heatmor this is more a one-sided Animal Jingoism than anything.
    • Neither personality has a real opinion on the other, but they don't seem to be in conflict. Despite their differences, neither like it when good people have to suffer from evil personalities. Naturally, they don't care for Dr. Hämsterviel (though he found little use in Felix/Oscar), nor do they like Babidi since he feels their former past as an "evil experiment" makes them potential Majin mind control agents.
    • SpongeBob and Patrick once had a fight over whether being clean or dirty was better. Felix agrees with SpongeBob, Oscar agrees with Patrick. When the friends reconciled after getting dirty and clean respectively, both personalities of Experiment 010 still wouldn't tolerate dirtiness/cleanliness, but could understand the other's reasoning a bit more. For starters, they usually don't go after each other's allies anymore.
    • Avoids the SCP Foundation and Global Occult Coalition, as Felix/Oscar is afraid his "anomalous" nature and status as aliens make them targets. This was laughed out as they find the various experiments both non-anomalous and Felix/Oscar not being dangerous. Elsewhere, the alien likes hanging out with Felonius Gru due to reminding him of his creator, and E.T for being a friendly alien. As with his cousins, the Men In Black are watching over them.
  • Applies to Felix only:
    • The more responsible of the two sides, Felix is happy to help in the House of Profession, though he has gotten in trouble for using his nostril-based laser beams to eliminate old books because they were gathering dust and spiderwebs. He works the best with Roll.
    • Agrees with Double D on how he meticulously sorts out his house and keeps things clean. Felix hates the House of Diseases, due to how he tries to sterilize any germs and other pathogens with dirt. Initially he considered mostly any living thing germs, but isn't as severe in his judgement. The House of Healers believes that eh can help with their cause.
    • While Reuniclus and the Amoeba Boys are relatively harmless, as enormous microbes they're really dirty to him. Particularly the Amoeba Boys due to the one time they accidentally spread a plague around Townsville. The Great Mighty Poo was the dirtiest of them all. Tellingly, even Oscar felt he was too filthy.
  • Applies to Oscar only:
    • The messy Oscar loves dirt, and as Felix eliminates it with nose lasers and vacuums, Oscar spreads dirt by expelling it from his nose. While Felix's one true place is that of a janitor, Oscar spent some time causing mischief for Gantu. Zim hates Oscar due his fear of germs, and he's not welcome with the other neat freaks in this state.
    • Ed likes Oscar because of how dirty he makes things and the fact that he's an alien, given his enjoyment of sci-fi and B-movies. He likes the room habits of Eric Hartmann as well, and how Barroth covers things with mud. He can be found playing in the mud Barroth spreads.
    • While Felix doesn't like Reuniclus and the Amoeba Boys, Oscar feels that his alter-ego is being unfair on them and gets along with them. Still, along with the Great Mighty Poo even Oscar finds Nurgle far too dirty to enjoy, despite his dirt-loving programming.

    George Carlin 
George Denis Patrick Carlin, God of Black Comedy and Patron Saint of the Seven Dirty Words (That Old Fuck, Mr. Conductor, Rufus)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A microphone with seven particular words encircling it
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, but loves playing as Chaotic Evil for the audiences
  • Portfolio: Acceptable Targets, Knowing How Far to Push a Joke, Swearing, Age-induced cynicism, Nice People Who Play Mean Characters, Enjoying Suffering, Refuge in Audacity
  • Domains: Dark Comedy, Swearing, Ranting
  • Followers: Many, many mortal comedians.
  • Upon ascending and having it explained to him what it meant, he proceeded to launch into a twenty-five minute long rant about how ridiculous the idea was that now he's the invisible man people pray to, what the hell sort of universe is this, although if it's for real, now that he's a god he can have fun playing with the mortals, especially the ones who were assholes to him while he was alive on earth. He concluded by saying "fuck the pantheon, fuck the gods...and fuck everyone now that I think of it!"
  • He still performs his famous routines on-stage every week for packed audiences. When it was once asked how he can continue to mock religion now that he himself is a god, he replied "You're just gonna have to figure that shit out on your own". He's eagerly waiting for the final battle between good and evil, as he think it's funny when a lot of people die — now a lot of gods dying, that's hilarious.
  • Is actually a very nice and gentle man, and is happy to receive visitors and chat with them when he isn't on stage.
    • In fact, when Ringo Starr of the Beatles isn't telling stories to child deities about Thomas the Tank Engine and friends, Mr. Carlin is happy to take over.
  • Given he played Bill and Ted's mentor, the duo loves him and is always present when he performs, and at times Carlin lets Wyld Styllyns play a short set before his own.

    Jesse Pinkman 
Jesse Pinkman, God of Profanity for Emphasis (Jesse Jackson, Diesel, Jesse Driscoll)

Napstablook, deity of small letters (Dapperblook, Blooky, NAPSTABLOOK22, Spooky DJ)
Art by dogbomber
  • Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: a pair of headphones with the phrase "REALLY NOT FEELIN UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY." written below
  • Theme Song: Ghost Fight (their boss theme), Pathetic House
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: being very softspoken, no given gender, very apologetic ghost, the eeyore, mini-boss, posses a real nice hat, actually dangerous if they are upset, multi-purpose tears, warm-up boss, a ghost in the form of a bedsheet
  • Domains: ghosts, music, hats, spooky stuff
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Dark Danny, Freddy Krueger
  • Odd Friendship: The Mann Co's mercenaries
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: The Ghostbusters, Luigi
  • Scares: Ragna the Bloodedge, Mako Reizei, Nao Midorikawa/Cure March, Alice
  • Employed by: Spooky
  • There was one time where people reported there was a ghost pretending to be asleep on the main floor in the Pantheon. The Ghostbusters were ready to deal with said ghost until Frisk stepped in to stop them. It turned out that it was Napstablook, a ghost that they befriended back in the underground.
    • After that, Frisk asked the Court of Gods asked if their ghost friend could stay in the Pantheon. After a long session, they decided to let them stay thanks to their softspoken ways. Napstablook reaction was quite special:
    "oh no...i'm a god now... that's nice... bye..."
  • They hail from a family of ghosts that anytime they want, they can go corporeal. They were the only one that still didn't find a suitable body when they have other cousins that already found theirs. One of them became a Training Dummy while the other one became a famous star under the name of Mettaton. This is pretty much the reason why they are always seen alone.
    • However, they have come to accept the company of other more friendly ghosts they befriended in the pantheon and they are always seen hanging out in the Ghosts sub-house.
  • They like to spend their time sharing their music on the internet. People are sometimes afraid of coming to their temple because they find their music very spooky.
    • The only human that approached their temple was Koume Shirasaka, who was in complete awe with the Ghost's tunes. Napstablook was glad they were able to find a singer and they both are preparing to release a new collaboration album for Koume's career.
    • Other fellow DJs that also approached them were Vinyl Scratch and Sona Buvelle. After they are done with Koume's album, Napstablook is also planning another collab between the three.
  • They have forged an unlikely friendship with Isaac, especially because they both can use their tears offensively. Plus, Isaac really likes the Ghost "Dapperblook" look.
    • Also helped that Isaac met him on a trip of an accidental trip to the Underground. While his trip was cut short by Sans realizing that Frisk must have been in Isaac's basement by accident and going out of his way to save them, he still got to meet and befriend Isaac as he made his way through the Ruins. He, along with the other Undertale characters, actually go with Isaac from time to time to help him out on his basement quests.
      • Their friendship also helped Isaac as Napstablook decided to help Isaac cut his trip in Spooky's mansion short by spraying the door he came from with acid tears, unlocking and opening it. When scolded by Spooky for letting Isaac leave, he apologized softly, commenting on how he thought Isaac wouldn't like it here, vanishing as he softly called out "oh no...............................". Despite this, Spooky still keeps him and his CDs in her house but is also going through background checks to see if any other ghosts she has befriended anyone on the outside.
    • The Mercenaries also got interested in the "Dapperblook", since it reminds them of the Ghostly Gibus. They have been trying to trade their other hats for the Dapperblook but the Ghost hasn't given a final answer yet.
  • In their free time, they actually like to spend it doing a family tradition they call "Feeling Like Garbage". Rumors say that anyone that has also "felt like garbage" state that it is an "enlightening experience" and it opened their minds into a great future.
  • Even for a ghost, Napstablook tries to be as nice as possible with everyone they meet. They indeed were upset when they scared a few people they tried to befriend.
    • Although, there were a few times that they were attacked out of fear. Thankfully, they can't be hurt by normal attacks and they purposely let their health bar go down so their attacker doesn't feel bad.
      "umm... you do know you cant kill ghosts, right? we're sorta incorporeal and all. i was just lowering my hp because i didn't want to be rude. sorry... i just made this more awkward... pretend you beat me... oooooooo"
    • Even then, there are few people they personally dislike. For example, they aren't very fond of Dark Danny or Freddy Krueger for giving ghosts a bad name.
  • After accidentally bumping into her once, Napstablook now is employed by Spooky in her mansion as a Specimen 1 (They just lay down on the floor and block the path). They say she isn't that bad compared to what other people say, and she actually has bought all of their tunes they made in order too "smoothen the atmosphere" as she says.
  • They also transferred their snail farm to the house of Sports since it didn't make sense to leave their cousin's farm without a caretaker. Many people enjoy participating in the Thundersnail race and has slowly become a popular activity. One of the most frequent attendants is SpongeBob, who later became friends with Napstablook.

    The Smurfs 
The Smurfs, Gods of Using a Word in Multiple Ways
From top to bottom: Papa, Smurfette, Grouchy, Clumsy, Brainy
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: A white hat
  • Theme Song: The Smurfs Theme
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Papa Smurf), Neutral Good (Smurfette, Brainy Smurf), Chaotic Good (Clumsy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf)
  • Portfolios:
  • Domains: Good, Animal, Community, Protection, Law (Papa), Chaos (Clumsy, Grouchy)
  • Followers: All of the other 100 Smurfs
  • Allies: Asterix, Obelix, Lucky Luke, Tintin, The Care Bears, The Mane Six, Billy, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Huey, Duey, and Louie Duck, Winnie the Pooh, Michelangelo, Tigger, Anger (Grouchy), Chrom (Papa Smurf), Goofy Goof (Clumsy).
  • Enemies: Zobek, Scourge, Archibald Snatcher, Count Olaf
  • Odd Friendship: Garfield
  • Annoys: Barney Stinson, The House of Knowledge (Brainy)
  • It's little surprise that Grouchy Smurf is usually in a bad mood. He has a good reason for it though; he is the only Smurf to represent his kind in the Pantheon and he's sick of it. One would think he liked being alone, but he has secretly missed his friends. As such, he was determined to bring in the Smurfs. That day would come with the arrival of their latest adventure. While the movie did not make that much money, it did much to redeem the series after the mediore previous forays. With faith restored, the faithful granted Grouchy his wish, bringing in four of his friends as fully fledged deities, with the others allowed limited entry in their temple.
    • The term is used to describe how they love to use the word 'smurf' to place certain other words all the smurfing time! The Smurfs turned it into an art form, helped by the fact that nearly every Smurf uses the word as their last name.
    • Gamers have been entering the temple, mistakenly believing the term to be when high-level players make new accounts to play in lower-level games.
  • Their origins reside in Belgian, where first created them. Their success was accidental, as the creator preferred other works. The Smurfs regret the loss of their brethren and erected statues of Peyo's other works in their honor.
    • As such, they get along well with their other Belgian deities. Tintin, Luke, and Asterix all came by to congratulate them on their ascension as well as voice their support.
  • The Smurfs were relieved that their Arch-Enemy Gargamel had not ascended. Yet with the group's increased presence in the Pantheon, it may only be a matter of time before the wizard finds a way to enter.
    • For now, Gargamel will have to settle for the temple of Zobek, God of Deadly Sorcerers. The necromancer was not impressed with the track record of his pupil, but does see a lot of potential in the wizard. He is willing to help Gargamel reach the Pantheon proper provided he can prove himself.
    • Likewise, the Smurfs are understandably wary of any evil cat deities. In that case, Azrael hired Scourge to harass the Smurfs by any means necessary. The Social Darwinist was happy to oblige, thinking that the small blue creature did not fit into his image of "survival of the fittest".
    • The sole exception is Garfield. Usually a carnivorous cat, he does have a soft side towards certain creatures such as rats. Turns out the Smurfs were close enough to that analogy to consider them friends. He did meet two of them after all.
  • Many of their followers see a hidden rivalry between the Smurfs and the Care Bears. As the two involve cute looking creatures with successful cartoons, many have argued over which had the better franchise. There are no such arguments between the two groups themselves as they are merely happy to formally introduce themselves at last. Grouchy Smurf and Grumpy Bear in particular have been thick as thieves for a while. The two were the first of their kind to enter and held the fort for the rest of their friends to arrive later.
  • Likewise, the Smurfs also enjoy hanging out with the Mane Six. Pinkie Pie has tried to cheer Grouchy Smurf on several occasions with birthdays... which only made him grumpier. Upon the ascension of his friends, he agreed to let Pinkie celebrate with a party... just this once. The ensuing celebration lasted well into the night.
  • To their surprise, Billy had thought that he had met them before. The Smurfs clarified that he mistook them to the more antagonistic Schlubs. So far, they have failed to convince him. Grim surmised that at least these blue creatures aren't trying to eat him.
    • Papa and Brainy Smurf were involved in a massive crossover to help a couple of teens to quit using drugs. Once those two managed to make a more permanent stay in the Pantheon, they saw a lot higher number of cartoons visit them.
  • Confusing the Smurfs to Trolls, Mr. Snatcher grabbed a number of them in order to destroy the pests. That did not sit well with Papa Smurf, and he managed to amass much of the subhouse of Fantastic Races to help track him down. The resulting fight was a one-sided affair on the side of the heroes.
  • It's true that their live action foray was not that highly regarded, but it did cause some odd interactions. What they thought was their friend Pat Winslow was actually Count Olaf. Well known for his disguises, Olaf saw an opportunity to use an avatar of his as entertainers for the orphans. His plans were stopped by none other than... Barney Stinson. He may usually condone evil acts, but hurting children (outside of laser tag) is crossing the line with him. But he wouldn't really call the Smurfs friends. In fact, Barney has been working to find a way to ascend Gargamel to deal with those annoyingly cute pests. Alas, the Smurf have yet to find someone of Pat's looks that's actually nice to him.
  • Exclusive to Papa Smurf
    • Is widely seen as the leader of the 100 Smurfs. A kind and overall Nice Guy... that is until anyone threatens his family. Then he wouldn't be above smacking said intruder down.
      • There's no surprise that he would be friends of Divine Patriarch Chrom as a result.
  • Exclusive to Smurfette
  • Exclusive to Grouchy Smurf
    • Has been around for longer than any of the smurfs, holding things down for his perpetual frown and his hatred of... well pretty much everything. Still, his loneliness overcame his annoyance of his friends and it forced him to try to bring more of his smurf brethren with him. Now that he has succeeded... he has gone back to grumbling at his friends' attempts to cheer him up.
    • Allows the emotion Anger to control his functions most of the time. With that said, he's willing to allow the other emotions a bit of control if he's in a good mood.
  • Exclusive to Brainy Smurf
    • Brainy was the only smurf that tried to ascend without the help of Grouchy. He thought that his intelligence would earn him a spot in the House of Knowledge. The Seeker of Knowledge replied that the only way they would let him in is if they ascended him for his utter lack of knowledge. Incensed, Brainy tried to find other ways to ascend with no luck. Eventually, he had to swallow his pride and let the others help him ascend.
    • Do note that his later appearance has made him look smarter, which would prevent him from using that title anyways. Brainy is at least grateful he won't have to resort to that option anymore.
  • Exclusive to Clumsy Smurf
    • Is the resident klutz of the Pantheon. As such, he was a follower of Goofy before his ascension. The first meet up between the two caused a ruckus that wrecked the subhouse of Introvert Flaws.
    • A special note is his relationship with Brainy. While the others consider the Know-Nothing Know-It-All as a handful at best, Clumsy seems to be the only one who can tolerate him. The relationship is symbiotic, as Brainy appreciates having someone who would listen to his ideas while Clumsy likes how Brainy can handle his clumsiness.

    Tony Montana 
Antonio Raimundo "Tony" Montana, God of the F-Word (Scarface, The Bad Guy)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Himself divided in two shades of Black and White.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Swearing the F-Word Many Times, Villain Protagonists, Villainous Valor, Iron-Made Beings, Death by Irony and Awesomeness, Evil Versus Evil, Evil Beings With Standards and Relatives, Protecting His Sister From Even Worse Scums.
  • Domains: Crime, Family, Speeches, Honor.
  • Allies: Tommy Vercetti (his expy), Claude, Billy Kane, Raoh, Walter White, The 3rd Street Gang Leader, Huang Le, George Carlin, many Villain Protagonists in the Pantheon.
  • Rivals: Niko Bellic, Carl Johnson
  • Friendly Enemies: Satoko Houjou, The Sonozaki Sisters, Professor Moriarty, House of Law and Justice, The House of Heroes.
  • Enemies: Every good aligned Deity in the House of Law and Justice, Vito and Michael Corleone, Omar Little
  • Whenever a deity or mortal goes about a tirade of profanity, Tony Montana smiles in approval. His proficiency in dirty words is as vicious as his rage-fueled battles with whoever stands in his way. And God help you if he goes after you high on cocaine, as there is few things in the Pantheon that can slow him down much less outright stop him. Not to mention the fact that he isn't afraid to take on anyone in a fight, even Overdeities. All of this has bolstered his reputation as one of the most feared deities in the Pantheon.
  • The incredible story of Tony Montana can be accredited to a simple way of life: according to him, the world is his. He always thought he was destined for great things, and he sought to do whatever it took to achieve that goal. Through his ruthlessness and paranoia, the Cuban managed to amass a multi-million dollar empire. Unfortunately, his paranoia and stubbornness got the better of him, leading to the death of his allies, retribution from his former associate and finally his own death. That could have been the end for Tony, but his cocaine-fueled rampage in the final moments of his life caused many to revere him. It wasn't long before he was deified, namely for his seamless use of profanity.
    • Many have speculated that it was Raoh himself who was moved with Tony's death enough to grant him godhood. Raoh had denied such claims, stating that Tony's popularity alone was more than enough to grant him a spot in the Pantheon. Still, he has a statute dedicated to Tony's last stand.
  • His ascension led to one of the most tumultuous moments for the House of Crime in Pantheon history. Not one to condone drug use, Vito tried to pressure Tony's suppliers out of their turf. Montana responded with one of the most brutal string of assassinations ever seen. The two factions went to war for years, even involving members of the GUAG and GUAE who wanted to benefit from the chaos. Ultimately, the GUAG sided with the Corleones and together they sent Tony into hiding for a number of years.
  • Even in his disappearance there were gang members who went to war in his name. It was the growing popularity of the GTA deities that convinced Tony to return. This time around, the two groups established territory for themselves that the Corleones couldn't pry from them. It is here that the two groups are under a cold war of sorts, with the two going about their own business. It helped that many gaming criminals are more aligned with Tony Montana's blustering force rather than the Corleone's precision strikes. Michael especially despises the man for forcing the son to continue working in the business, knowing that dropping out would potentially allow an opening for Montana to take over.
    • Tommy is the rare breed of gang member that has managed warm relations with both factions. The Italian sees many similarities between him and Montana, including how they rose to power and tried to keep it. With that said, he wished that Montana had taken better care of his wife and sister.
    • Niko and CJ have cooler relations to Tony compared to the others, stating they could not fully stand with a man who deals drugs. With that said, many of their followers prefer working with him to the Corleones.
  • Walter White was a late addition into the criminal world, but he had made a massive impact on the House of Crime. His new formula made cocaine that much more addicting to buyers. Tony quickly hired the man, promising protection from those who want to disrupt his business. Walter handed some over to Montana himself as a bit of incentive of keeping him. After all, Tony Montana once again broke the rule of Getting High on Their Own Supply. Keeping him addicted gives White greater leeway in negotiating favorable deals.
  • Is one of the few deities in the entire Pantheon who does not fear Omar Little whatsoever. Any sort of raids by the man on his business sends Montana on a raged-fueled rampage on Little's gang. The two have fought to a stalemate on multiple occasions whenever tensions inevitably flare up.
  • Carmen Santiago and Jack Sparrow try their best not to draw their ire, but the third member of the Criminal Triad thinks of him of too much of a liability. Moriarty does not like having to create additional contingencies to deal with the volitality of Tony. He would rather find a way to put the gang member in a situaton that would cause his downfall.
  • With his presence, Tony Montana remains a constant menace for the Houses of Justice and Heroes. Cases dealing with the Italian often lead to deadly confrontations and loss of life, bringing headaches to all involved.
  • One of the aspects that led to his initial downfall was his over protectiveness of his sister Gina. When he found out that his best friend was dating her, he shot the man dead. It's the reason he could bear to make any of his past friends his heralds. However, he does have a friend in the form of Billy Kane. He to has to contend with a blockhead Muay Thai fighter trying to date his sister with the added bonus of the two being enemies. It's one of the few times Tony decides not to to get high out of respect for another person.
  • Even with his apparently erratic nature, he does have a set of rules to follow. For one, he will not get the family of those he would like to kill involved with such situations, invoking the love of his mother and daughters. Secondly, he refrains from more subtle ways of killing the competition, preferring direct action upon others.
  • The two may not see a lot of topics eye-to-eye, but he and George Carlin do have one thing in common: their creative use of profanity. Carlin himself defined the infamous Seven Dirty Words, and Tony has made more of an effort to use them more if them into his vocabulary.
  • In case he's going to shoot anyone, expect him to speak the following quote:
  • Recently resurfaced as part of a masked gang of heisters in Washington DC, despite the fact that he should be dead. It was later revealed that this is a doppelganger assuming the mantle of Scarface, though the fact that this Scarface uses a HK417 as his 'little friend'

    Vaas Montenegro 
Vaas Montenegro, God of Breaking Lectures


Q*bert, God of Symbol Swearing (@!#?@!)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: (@!#?@!)>
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: 80's Video Game Character, Speaking Simlish, Speaks when messing up
  • Domains: Platforming, Symbol
  • Allies: Wreck-it-Ralph, Fix-it Felix, Vanellope von Schweetz, ROB, Game & Watch, Pac-Man, Mario, Donald Duck, Cranky Kong, Tony Montana, George Carlin, Jesse Pinkman, Tiny Tina
  • Enemies: Jafar, Lady Vashj, Napoleon, Venomancer, Roadhog, M. Bison
  • Opposes: Master Viper, Miia, Alice
  • Not many people know what Q*bert is supposed to be saying, but considering that he says his Catchphrase whenever he gets hurt or messes up, some people just assume he's swearing.
  • Q*bert and the NPCs was found without a game due to being unplugged many years ago. It has since found a home in Fix-it Felix, Jr. as a "bonus level." He thanked Felix for making him and other homeless characters a new home and Ralph for giving them a piece of Pac-Man cherry.
  • As an old video game character, he was seen in the company of many characters from the 80's like Mario and ROB. Though he is a bit saddened that of them, he is the most forgotten compared to them who left some sort of legacy. Though he is happy with a bit of resurgence in popularity.
  • He went into some short-lived adventures and heard that Donkey Kong was part of them. He tried to greet with the Donkey Kong, but he was confused about it and found that it was his grandfather Cranky Kong.
  • Among Q*bert's enemies included a snake named "Coily" who constantly harass him in his levels, even when he falls off a level as he will return to keep being an obstacle. He doesn't like any evil snakes in the Pantheon that would harass him.
    • Another of his enemies was a pig-like character named "Ugg" who also harass him. As such, he is unhappy of evil pigs like Napoleon and the pig-motif man like Roadhog.
  • Donald Duck has sworn several times in this kind of format, so Q*bert isn't the only one who speak their mind when they are in a bad mood. Felix is not a foul-mouthed person but he could speak "Q*bert-ese" and a bit rusty at it.
  • He often joins in several people like Tony Montana and George Carlin in heavy-languaged rants because of their specialities. In his own words, he would say them as if he could swear them.
  • In a script gone wrong, M. Bison got himself lost into one of Q*bert levels and when he was using a disc to climb back up a pyramid, Bison punched him out. Q*bert didn't appreciate that moment after.
  • Some of the most perverted deities learned about one time where Q*bert got turned into a hot blonde wielding swords, and have demanded to have him get the same appearance. Q*bert has been known to get very angry at this suggestion.
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    Queen Marie Antoinette 
Marie Antoinette, Goddess of Misattributed Quotes and Perpetual High-Class Wear (Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen, Rider, KIRAKIRA, Summer Caster)
Queen Antoinette in life
Her appearance in Rose of Versailles 
Her appearance in Innocent 
As a Rider 
As a Summer Caster 
  • Quasideity, normally. Intermediate as a Servant.
  • Symbol: Her infamous pouf
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral, though some depictions portray her as Lawful Evil. Lawful Good as a Servant.
  • Portfolio: Widely disliked by the public during her time, The Scapegoat, Arranged to get married to Louis XVI, Pretty in Mink, Costume Porn, Innocently Insensitive, Face Death with Dignity, A good mother to her children
  • Domains: Extravagancy, Marriages, Reputations, Executions
  • Heralds: Louis XVI and their children
  • Allies: The Master of Chaldea, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Charles-Henri Sanson, Chevalier d’Eon, Jeanne d’Arc, Charlotte LaBouff, Rarity, Princess Peach, Pinkie Pie, Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste, Remy, Madeline, Scrappy-Doo
  • On neutral terms with: The Joestar family
  • Rivals: Tsunade
  • Enemies: The Child Abuse Supporters, Relius Clover, Eliza and Neil Reagan, Princess Morbucks
  • Opposes: Emperor Calus
  • Opposed by: J. Jonah Jameson, Aya Shameimaru, Kent Brockman
  • Respected by: Jean-Pierre Polnareff
  • Pities: Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert
  • Conflicting Opinion: Celestia Ludenberg
  • Marie Antoinette was the 15th child of Holy Roman Emperor Francis I and the Habsburg empress Maria Theres. As a way to gain an alliance with the French, her mother promised them to have their daughter marry to Louis XVI. However, her extravagant lifestyle made her widely disliked by the public, poking fun and spreading rumors about her and blamed her for all the sources of their problems, despite her charitable efforts and compassion for the poor. Later, the French declared war against the royal family after believing that their escape is a betrayal. Their success caused the execution of the royal family.
  • Marie woke up in a place that is unfamiliar to her and found herself being surrounded by a group of people in cloaks surrounding themselves in a circle. They told her about the existence of the Pantheon and that she could start a new life anew without any of her people in her life throwing shade against her. This uplifted the queen, who decided to appoint her husband and their children as her heralds, and thus, her life is now anew.
  • A influential fashion designer, as well as an interior and exterior designer and furniture designer, her creations became influential with the public. This is how she wounded up in a friendly rivalry with Rarity, both of them are pretty prideful in their works and have competed with each other on who creates the best clothing. Other than that, the two are actually pretty good friends, having hosted charitable events together.
  • Marie Antoinette loves parties and makes sure to enjoy it. Rarity decided to introduce her to Pinkie Pie, knowing that she’ll get an enjoyment out of it. The two indeed started getting along and thanks to Marie having a good insight on the party lifestyle, the two have worked together to make enjoyable parties for people to enjoy.
  • During an invitation to a gathering, she met Charlotte LaBouff, who believed in the rumors surrounding the queen at first. She is baffled that the queen is not what the rumours perceived as and is actually a bubbly and amiable girl who was born in the wrong century. She immediately apologized to her for believing in the rumors and having forgiven her for her mistake, Charlotte has been calling her to be her designer and telling her on how to be a princess.
  • She has invited Princess Peach as a guest in one of her parties for an opportunity to gain a royalty friend. Indeed, the two have get along which is attributed to their kindness and having a compassion for their people. Marie considers Princess Peach to be a worthy rules for her people and the pink princess in return sympathizes with her and recognizes her efforts of wanting to help her people. The two have hang out for horseback riding, enjoying parties, and shopping together.
  • She is taught gambling by her mother and is feared for it due to being a good player, however, her debts caused her husband to tell her to stop the gambit. However, her enjoyment with it lets her continue the habit. As such, she met the unlucky gambler Tsunade and despite the fact she didn’t gamble for years, she still always won against Tsunade, infuriating the medic-nin and wanting to usurp the queen one day.
  • Marie appreciates Celestia’s flattery of wanting to be like her and pities her of wanting to become something more than normal, but she could agree that Celestia’s double murder for the sake of money made her cross the line. Celestia is greatly disheartened of her idol’s opinion towards her, but it doesn’t stop her from wanting to chase her dream.
  • While the real-life version and the Servant version share similar personality traits, the Servant version is pretty much the romanticized version of the queen’s good traits. Her ascension made the Master of Chaldea excited to see her and asking for a celebration among the entire Chaldea. Marie is happy to see her beloved Master happy and is will be in service of him as well in the Pantheon. Her first greeting to them was reputedly: "Whassup, my homies?"
    • Despite having been born from different centuries, Marie and Jeanne have struck a friendship with each other in the Orleans Singularity and noted how similar they are because of their fates and that they never hated the people that executed them whom they are trying to help. The two girls are pretty happy to see each other again in the Pantheon.
    • Her closest and most loyal friends in Chaldea are Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Chevalier d’Eon, and Charles Henri-Sanson. She has only met them once in real life and barely knew them, however, the Servant version shared childhood memories with Mozart who once asked her hands on marriage, Sanson is her executioner who feels guilty for her murder because they had become companions before her death, and Marie recognizes Chevalier as a woman and the swordsperson is the one who devoted to the queen for secret missions and diplomacies. As such, the trio are happy to see her again and once again, are willing to be by her side. Marie is happy to see her three close friends in the Pantheon and allows their company.
  • Marie is a devoted mother to her children, and losing them is one of the worst experiences she had to endure. As such, she hates The Child Abuse Supporters for how they treat their respective children and wanting to teach them a lesson regarding their actions. The Child Abuse Supporters knew that she has no power to defeat them easily (unless as a Servant), but they are pissed off by her presence and constant demands to treat their own children properly.
  • She also hates Relius Clover, horrified that he experimented on his wife and children and killed his own son. As usual, Relius stated that he’s doing it for science, but Relius not realizing the immorality of his actions made her much more disgusted at him.
  • She has trouble interacting with Eliza and Neil Reagan, because of their Jerkass attitude. When they first meet her, they wanted to impress her as they thought she was like the version people used to perceive her as, but Marie makes it clear that they are not worth her time and get out of her sight. The same also applies to Princess Morbucks, who is disgusted of how she keeps demanding her father on what she wants, because that’s the only thing she sees him as.
  • She pitied Jean Valjean for what he’s been through for and has helped him for his redemption and his suffering reminds her of what she had failed at to her people. She and her family invited him and his daughter multiple times just so he could eat properly. Jean appreciates the things she did for him, but he still believes he doesn’t deserve it. Her pity also extends to his opposer, Inspector Javert and could understand why he’s extremely loyal to the law.
  • During her visit in the House of Food, she became attracted to the smell of food that she has smelled, which is why she went to the Meals subhouse. There, she met Remy, a rat who loves is a dedicated chef and cooks French cuisine. Marie immediately loved the cute rat and wants to taste his food, considering it as one of the best she ever tasted. Remy is honored to hear her opinion, and thus, he always gave her the finest food she could ever had.
  • Madeline is glad to meet as someone as famous as Marie Antoinette, who also pities her for the horrible life she had to suffer. Marie is proud to have an another fan who doesn’t believe in her reputation and being a lover towards children, plays with her and wants her to befriend her children. The young girl doesn’t regret meeting her like this.
  • Jean Pierre-Polnareff has a huge amount of respect towards the tragic queen and once, he courted her. Marie is somewhat amused by this and reminds him that she is unfortunately married. Jean apologized to her for it, but she stated that she could understand his wants to court her and had forgiven him for it.
    • Being introduced to Marie by Jean, the Joestar family thought she was part of the family because of the double “Jo” in her complete name. After research and clarification from the queen, they realized she’s not part of the family and doesn’t even have the birthmark. Despite their mixed opinions on her, they are willing to defend her if she needs it.
  • Marinette and Adrien also respect her who also feel bad for what’s she been through. Marie has taken a huge liking for the two for protecting her people and wants to see them together. Being a doting mother, she feels bad for Adrien getting a lot of neglect from his father and never getting to know his mother, wanting to give him the parental love he needed.
  • She is one of the few people who became friends with Scrappy-Doo. This is because they are both widely disliked by people and despite their efforts of trying to help, their efforts are ignored at best and sees that he is genuinely kind, despite his nuisance attitude. Scrappy is glad to found someone who could easily relate with him and is eager to become her friend.
  • She could see some similarities between her and Emperor Calus being that they love to wear extravagant clothing and having a time of their lives. That’s where the similarities end, Marie opposed him because of his evil emperor persona despite being beloved by his people and even after the realization of how wrong his actions are, he still continues it because it’s the end of the universe. She also doesn’t like of how he put his daughter on his hitlist, and even if she knew he was somewhat justified on it, she retorted that there are better ways that he could have done.
  • Despite gaining some sympathy and new friends in the Pantheon, there are still people that believe in her infamous reputation. The most sincere about them is J. Jonah Jameson, who isn’t afraid of getting some backlash from her new friends and is adamant about it. Despite denial, Aya Shameimaru has posted nasty rumors about the queen and Kent Brockman said some nasty reports about her just for the spotlight.
  • She is a bit miffed that people always associate her with the quote, “Let them eat cake”, when she never said it. It’s one of the things that ruined her reputation in the public and she’s not as callous as people perceived her to be.
No one understands my ills, nor the terror that fills my breast, who does not know the heart of a mother