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    Bowser Jr. 
Bowser Jr., God of Aspiring Overlord Sons (Junior, Prince Bowser Koopa Jr., Shadow Mario, the Prince of Koopas, Squirt, Small Bowser)
Bowser Jr. in his Koopa Car
Shadow Mario 
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His Junior Clown Car and Magic Paintbrush
  • Theme Music: Enter Bowser Jr.!
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Bratty Half-Pint, Even Evil Has Loved Ones, The Evil Prince, Junior Counterpart, Like Father, Like Son, Scarf Of Asskicking, The Dragon, Cool Clown Car, determined to impress his dad, Gadgeteer Genius
  • Domains: Airships, Children, Villainy, Ambition
  • Allies: Bowser, The Koopalings, Ganondorf, Dr. Eggman, Metal Sonic, Dr. Wily, Neo Cortex
  • Friendly Enemies: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Rosalina, Yoshi
  • Enemies: Link, Kirby, Meta Knight, Mega Man, Inklings, Fawful
  • Rivals: Miles "Tails" Prower, Tron Bonne
  • Opposes: Ghetsis Harmonia, Dr. Weil
  • GUAG was notified of several airships outside of the Pantheon and were brought in to investigate. An entire armada of them was at the front steps of the Main House and began to hold some of the deities there hostage, as well as some of GUAG's members. Peach was among those kidnapped...again.
    • Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and some of the other heroic gods made their way through the airships, rescuing the kidnapped gods in the process. Eventually, they made their way to the final airship where Peach was held captive. Bowser Jr., taking control of his Junior Clown Car, prepared for battle.
      • Things were in the Prince of Koopa's favor even before he summoned the Koopalings. However, Mario was able to summon a Power Star to defeat Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings and rescue Peach. Nevertheless, GUAE was impressed with Junior's efforts and was offered a place in the Pantheon, with the Koopalings as his heralds.
      • Later on, the Koopalings were able to get a proper position in the Pantheon.
  • Prior to his ascension, Bowser Jr. was believed to have played a role in finding the Koopalings.
  • Bowser has taken him to the meetings attended by fellow villains Ganondorf and Dr. Eggman. The two applaud Junior's efforts to be as good as his dad and he himself hopes to be as great of a villain as these two in addition to Bowser himself.
    • During those meetings, he's met up with Metal Sonic, and they for some reason get along remarkably well. This has led to many incinerated ice cream stores and destroyed playgrounds.
    • That said, their first actual mission together (with Pops and Metal Sonic's creator) didn't start off as great. During their first GUAE joint operation, Bowser Jr. had been looking for some "cool toys" to play with. Metal Sonic was the assigned guard for the room he was checking, and the two prepared to tussle. Only for an Alternate Universe Mecha Sonic to barge in, and tear his opponent in half before then bringing the beatdown to Bowser Jr. in just one minute. The last thing he remembers seeing before falling unconscious again was his father catching him as he fell before confronting Mecha Sonic… He was glad to hear that his pops put that intruder in its place after that.
    • This actually isn't the first time Junior met Eggman or Ganondorf.
  • Junior began his villainy by framing Mario for polluting Isle Delfino. During that time, he insisted that Peach was his mother. After that however, he stated that he was fine with Peach not being his official mother and that he really only wants to defeat Mario.
  • Bowser Jr., as well as the Koopalings, have participated in battles with other gods. Bowser Jr. can even transform into Shadow Mario temporarily under the right circumstances. No one is sure how the Koopalings are able to do this as well.
  • Much like his dad, Junior does additional activities outside of villainy. Among these activities include go-karting, tennis, and baseball.
    • Strangely enough, he wasn't present for one of the races. Rather, the Koopalings participated in them.
  • During one of the meetings with his dad's villainous partners, Junior stated that he is very good at machinery. After that meeting, Eggman decided to invite Junior to meet fellow Mad Scientist Dr. Wily. The three have struck up an alliance to boost GUAE's mechanical prowress.
    • Aside from that, the three are secretly planning to bring Dr. Weil down for good at the suggestion of Wily. Junior considers Weil too much even for him.
  • Has gotten in a bit of a rivalry with Tails, another child with mechanical skills. It isn't uncommon to see them competing to make plenty of machines to impress the rest of the House of Family.
  • His dad is opposed to Abusive Parents. Junior shares this sentiment and whenever a god not from this house that is also a bad parent such as Ragyo Kiyuin or Ren Gyokuen tries to visit, they are greeted with airships and are forced to leave. Ghetsis is annoyed at this as he sees the two to be conversational partners.
  • No one knows who his real mother is. This is something even the House of Knowledge has been struggling to figure out.
  • Has crashed a few parties held by Mario. Interestingly, during one such instance, Bowser has stated that Junior fantasizes about being a hero. If Junior decides that Melkor has crossed the line, then the Prince of Koopas just might be able to play the hero for once.
  • During an incident where a flood of Paper-based Gods ran wild through the Pantheon, it was revealed that Bowser Jr. was actually pretty lonely and just wanted friends. This lead to some of the kinder gods like Steven Universe and Gentaro Kisaragi to extend a hand out to the poor god. Bowser Jr. now has splendid playdates with Steven (with the Crystal Gems keeping an eye out) and Gentaro even took Bowser Jr. to the moon.
    • That said, Bowser Jr. knows better than to bring up the dark incident Gentaro went through. When Bowser Jr. learned about said stories from his father, he looked absolutely horrified and disgusted by that type of cruelty.

Corrin, God/dess of Children of Two Worlds (Kamui, the (other) Avatar, Crux of Fate, Blood of Dragons, Fateful Prince/Princess, Mamui, Femui, M!Corrin, Fem!Corrin, Corn, Corinne, Cory, Who?!, Yet Another Generic FE Animu Swordsman, Barefoot Dragon Waifu, Corrin in the House, King/Queen of Valla)
Corrin's Male default appearance
Corrin's Female default appearance

    Goro Akechi 
Goro Akechi, God of Resentful Illegitimate Children (Crow, Second Advent of the Detective Prince, The Charismatic Detective, Mysterious Man, Pleasant Man, the Black Mask)
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    Josuke Higashikata 
Josuke Higashikata, God of Illegitimate Heroic Sons (The Fourth JoJo, Josuke Joestar)

Marcello, The God of Evil Illegitimate Children (Brother, Captain, Othello)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A single gold ring on a chain, which he wears around his neck.
  • Leitmotif: Sanctuary (as a member of the Church of the Goddess' hierarchy).
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Freudian Excuse, The Unfavorite, The Resenter, Pride, Happily Adopted, Church Militant, The Leader, Ambition Is Evil, Manipulative Bastard, Xanatos Speed Chess, Villain with Good Publicity, High Priest, Defector from Decadence, Dark Messiah, Sealed Evil in a Can, Heroic Willpower, Smug Snake, How the Mighty Have Fallen, Never My Fault, Ungrateful Bastard
  • Domains: Templars, Church, Leadership, Orphans
  • Allies: Corypheus, Kurei
  • Enemies: Angelo, Prince Charmles, Henry the Eighth, Irresponsible Dad, Palutena, Granny Goodness, Artix von Krieger, Bowen
  • Interested in: Katniss Everdeen
  • Conflicted about: Moses, Pit, Edward Newgate, Geo Stelar, Lars Alexandersson
  • Sympathetic Towards: Heinz Doofenshmirtz
  • Marcello's entire life has been determined by his heritage — the bastard child of a nobleman's mistress, he was ousted from the Heir Club for Men when his father's wife became unexpectedly pregnant. Marcello found escape in the church's military order until who should show up but his half-brother Angelo, whose appearance inspired untold hatred in him. When his Good Shepherd Morality Chain died suddenly, Marcello found himself enveloped in a Corrupt Church that loved nobility as much as he despised it. Through politics, quick thinking, and likely a little murder, he had Angelo thrown in The Oubliette, seized an Artifact of Doom, and positioned himself to become the new Lord High Priest. Ironically enough, Angelo's band escaped and interrupted Marcello's inauguration — after losing their duel, Marcello was suddenly overtaken by the Artifact and unleashed a God of Evil. Following the catastrophe, Marcello was on the brink of a Disney Villain Death only for Angelo of all people to save his life; of course, Marcello was such an Ungrateful Bastard that this proved Cruel Mercy.
  • (It took over ten years following his fall from grace, but recently Marcello made a point of settling his debt to his hated half-brother, but has since struck out on his own and carries on Walking the Earth; he's also replaced his religious uniform with an all-black ensemble. Despite a brief moment of not-hatred between them, they're hardly friendly).
  • He still hates nobility to the point where he pretends he has no Royal Blood himself, so once he learned there was a House of Royalty, he resolved to see it crumble. Upon discovering the Divine Temple of Faith, he immediately began looking into any military orders that he might join... and take leadership of. He was quietly delighted to learn of the Temple's guard.
  • Keep him away from Artifacts of Doom; he'll take a chance on seizing such powers for his own personal use, and he's proven himself to have the willpower to make a good try of it. The last time he did it, he maintained a Sealed Evil in a Can even as he broke the last part of the actual seal. He's taken himself on more than one self-directed tour of the Treasury.
  • If there's one piece of his soul still left intact, it's his sympathy for orphans. As such, he was incensed to discover Granny Goodness and her terrible orphanage; within a month, he established a conspiracy to spirit orphan children away and into the Temple Guard, not only rescuing them from Granny, but making a long-term investment in the order's strength. Papers are forged en route.
  • Marcello's too wrapped up in resentment, ego, and pride to ever have real friends or allies, but there are a handful of useful alliances to be made. Corypheus with his hatred of useless gods is almost sympathetic.
  • While he's ambivalent about his own mother, Marcello found an interesting number of parallels and brought Kurei into his personal circle. Having been the father's unfavorite in his own time might have had something to do with it.
  • While always cool and only lightly impolite at worst in person, the very thought of his half-brother Angelo is enough to make him show a more cruel and vicious side.
  • Though he never met Prince Charmles in life, he has since made the fat little pest his personal stooge, to be exploited at every opportunity to raise anti-royal sentiment. That Charmles — an embodiment of so much vice inherent to nobility — makes it so damn easy is only icing on the cake; he can style himself a Bully Hunter simply by bringing up Charmles mistreating everyone around him.
  • He holds Palutena in absolute disdain for her habit of relying on foot soldiers like Pit to work her will and is perfectly willing to call her a do-nothing goddess to her face. "You may brawl for your own personal amusement, but what have you actually accomplished in life without the blood, sweat, and tears of an army?"
  • Marcello may be focused on the house of royalty, but he also takes special umbrage with Henry the 8th, who is everything he hated in his old world wrapped up in a neat and tidy package.
  • Marcello knows about Irresponsible Dads. Marcello had an Irresponsible Dad. Marcello hates Irresponsible Dad with the heat of a thousand Kafrizzle spells. It's on Marcello's To-Do List to consign Irresponsible Dad to Purgatory Island. He may need to convince some mage or deity to create a new Purgatory Island for the pantheon first, though.
  • Bowen of the Temple's Intermediate Gods has made Marcello a personal project of his (this may explain his recent behavior regarding Angelo), and has resolved not to rest until Marcello lets his resentment go, and, ideally, is reconciled with Angelo. The entire pantheon has been taking bets since.
  • Was initially interested in the Sacred Knights under Artix von Krieger, but that's a hierarchy so locked in stone he writes it off as a bad job and commits to the temple guard.
  • Took a keen interest in Katniss Everdeen when he heard of her role in the conflict with a corrupt government and has since tried to make an ally of her — he goes so far as to think of her as a kindred spirit. It's a personal project of his to make an ally of her, despite her trust issues.
  • Meeting Moses may have been one of the most uncomfortable experiences of his life. Both abandoned and adopted, both capable leaders of men, both suffering through terrible conflict with their brothers, and yet, despite an entire life spent justifying his own plays for power, Marcello walked away from that meeting, determined to convince himself he wasn't the evil brother in his own story.
  • Pit, the Captain of Palutena's guard, he respects, but only begrudgingly. He once semi-facetiously suggested Pit take over leadership of Palutena's domain, and offered his support for such an endeavor, maybe even teach him a few spells.
  • Doesn't know how to approach the matter of Edward Newgate, who's positively the opposite of everything he's ever known about fatherhood. He maintains a safe distance at all times.
  • He struggles to deal with Geo Stelar and his Undying Loyalty to his father. By rights, the Stelar boy SHOULD be angry! His father was off gallivanting around the cosmos and left him and his mother behind! How could he possibly be so loyal? Good Parents don't exist!
  • Once tried to make a connection with Lars Alexandersson, god of White Sheep, as Marcello considers himself a Defector from Decadence. Prolonged exposure to a legitimately Heroic Bastard, however, only makes Marcello uncomfortable.
  • He once heard the story of Heinz Doofenshmirtz and spent a week in a Heroic BSoD.

    Mordred/Saber of Red 
Mordred, Goddess of Antagonistic Offsprings (The Knight of Treachery, Saber of Red, Moedred, Londinium Knight, Rider, Surfer Knight of Treachery, Miss Surfer Mor, Modred, Medraut, Medrod)
Wearing her armor 
In a bikini 
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her sword, Clarent, behind her helm
  • Theme Song: I Just cant wait to... Wait, that not your theme Mordred, Alternatively, her Lullaby,The Knight of Rebellion.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with moments of Good. Full-fledged Chaotic Good as a Rider class Servant.
  • Portfoilo: Opposes her "father", Hates being called a woman despite being one and no problems showing off, Blood Knight, Calling the Old Man Out, Cloning Blues, Gender Flip, Believes she was meant to have the throne, Still a somewhat decent person after all that, Actually succeeding despite dying also, Knight in Shining Armor before becoming rejected, The Power of Hate, Scary Impractical Armor yet wears rather revealing clothing outside of it, "Well Done, Daughter!" Girl, Clarent Blood Arthur, Still a child mentally, Becoming Nicer during the Grand Order conflicts
  • Domains: Betrayal, Clones, Family, Swords
  • Allies: Karna, Achilles, Prometheus and Pandora, Lucifer, Grey, Carl and Ada Clover, N, Stewie Griffin, Robin, surprisingly enough
  • Enemies: Lancelot, Archer, Yuuki Terumi, Dracula, Relius Clover, Ghetsis Harmonia and several of the more noble members of the House of Family, Gilgamesh, Astolfo, Illyasviel von Einzbern
  • Annoyed with: Excalibur
  • Conflicting Relationships With: Artoria Pendragon, Shino Asada/Sinon, Jon Snow, Makoto Yuki, Kotone Shiomi
  • Commonality Connection: Ultron
  • Opposes: Sayaka Miki, Maes Hughes
  • Utterly Confused by: Shirou Emiya
  • The Knight who ended King Arthur's reign, Mordred rose one day and claimed this title for himself, stating that if he couldn't have the mortal throne of Camelot, he would settle for this. Challenging his father, Artoria, to battle, his helm was knocked off to reveal his greatest secret to all: Mordred is actually a girl.
  • Lucifer applauds her actions, calling it one of the most shining examples of how one should attempt seize and make their own destiny, rather than allow others to decide for them. Mordred has no real opinion of him, though she has joined with the GUAC, as it fits her tastes more than the GUAG or GUAE could.
  • Calling her a 'girl' is the most surefire way to make her mad and ready to kill you. As such, only refer to her as 'he' in her presence, or else risk a Clarent Blood Arthur to the face. This has been voted the tenth dumbest thing to do in the Pantheon.
  • Was pleased to see that her former teammates Karna and Achilles had ascended before, though she doesn't spend much time with them. Karna is still willing to work with her as necessary, though Achilles doesn't really care either way, as she can't hurt him.
    • She was also surprised when she heard there's a certain Siegfried in the Pantheon, only to feel a bit disappointed that this one goes with the surname Schtauffen. However, after a bit of an initiated scuffle, Mordred could feel the same ferocity of his namesake, the Saber of Black, thus afterwards left him be. She's also excited that the actual Saber of Black came to the Pantheon and she hoped that she could fight him full time, rather than some homunculus taking form of his body for just a few minutes.
  • Heard about an 'Excalibur' that resides in the House of Emotions. She thought it would finally be her time to claim it and prove that she was superior to her father. She couldn't last five minutes before getting annoyed with it (ﺧ益ﺨ).
  • While her position obviously has some of the more noble members of the House of Family wary of 'him', she despises Relius Clover and Ghetsis Harmonia, and this hatred is what forms the basis of her alliance with Carl, Ada and N. Hatred for their fathers is what also motivates 'his' alliance with Prometheus and Pandora, as well as Grey. In the case of Relius, Mordred has been known to exclaim, "I'm going to beat you into submission so bad that you'll be whimpering 'Sumanai' all day long, and even that wouldn't be enough, you pathetic excuse of a FATHEEEERRR!!!"
    • Also hates Terumi for constantly making jabs about how she's really a girl. As such, she's perfectly willing to join with any effort meant to take him down, although she herself can't deliver the finishing blow, as Terumi feeds on the Power Of Hate and his greatest attack is practically an all-you-can-eat buffet of hate.
  • Lancelot has sworn to never let her get close to Artoria again. Mordred just scoffs at this, though she is wary of Lancelot's newfound Berserker state.
    • During one such battle, Mordred removed her helm to use Clarent Blood Arthur, causing Lancelot to stop in his tracks as he saw her face and finally realised exactly why Mordred rebelled. He promptly retreated without a word, and has neglected to fight Mordred since. Most of the Pantheon wonders to this day, how he didn't work Mordred's relationship to Artoria out, especially since it's the entire reason Mordred's in the Pantheon.
  • Her relationship with Artoria herself is complicated. While on one hand she publicly claims to despise Artoria and always has an insult on hand whenever they meet, Mordred also, in her calmer moments, often shows a hidden desire to just be respected by her again, and will harshly defend Artoria's actions from any critic, stating that is reserved for her. Artoria herself has also expressed interest in at least trying to patch their relationship, so who knows...
    • Was utterly confused when she met Sonic The Hedgehog and learned he was once King Arthur.
    • Hates Gilgamesh after finding out that he once tried to force Artoria to marry him. Might be one of the few people that she and Lancelot both equally hate.
    • Mordred however gets extremely jealous when ever someone gets too familiar with Artoria that may look like a parent and children relationship. This goes to both Astolfo, who keeps on hugging her, and Illyasviel, who is a homunculus like herself but is treated more kindly then she was in the past.
  • Opposes Sayaka, as she sees in her a reflection of the knight she once was and secretly jealous she managed to move past her own failings.
  • Despite her normal behavior, she refuses to sacrifice the uninvolved and innocent in any sort of plans, showing she hasn't quite lost all of her honor. This is why she doesn't like Archer, even if he doesn't do it willingly sometimes.
  • Is somewhat at odds with Shirou Emiya. He refuses to let her carry out any revenge against the King of Knights, yet is perfectly willing to invite her to dinner on peaceful terms with Artoria present. She can't quite figure him out, and that just leaves her utterly confused.
    • She has made it clear though that while she doesn't approve of the relationship he has with her "father", she accepts it…though she warned him that he would suffer if she ever caught him being unfaithful to Artoria…or even hurting her in some fashion. That's her job.
  • Has a surprisingly familial relationship with Robin, of all people. S/he's one of the few people who can stand to be around her, and s/he knows what it's like to have a father who you oppose (though s/he doesn't quite agree with Mordred's choice). Artoria, for her part, is thankful that Mordred has at least one good family figure in his life now.
  • Due to her name and gender, she was at one point asked if she used to go by the moniker Phantom Assassin. Mordred has denied connection, saying that there is a vital difference between them... their names, Mordred has 2 'd's while that one has only one.
  • Thought she had an ally with Simba after hearing Can't Wait to be King, thinking it was about killing your kingly father and claiming the throne for yourself. She was disappointed that wasn't the case.
  • Has a complex relationship with Shino Asada due to her sounding just like her in Japanese, but occasionally sounding like Artoria in English. That said, Mordred is impressed with her archery and rifle skills and would love to challenge her or her allies to battle.
  • Once went to the House of Friendship believing that her old Master Kairi Shishigou had ascended. Instead, she met The Princess of Heart Kairi. While at first Mordred was disappointed, thinking she was just another Distressed Damsel after hearing some rumors, she was surprised to see the young Keyblader in actual combat and decided there might be something more to her after all.
  • Rumors have been spreading around that Mordred sometimes goes to the House of Music and perform as an Idol. She denies those rumors despite their being photos of her performing. When presented with these, she just says those are fakes with very few believing her.
  • Has made a good ally in her former High Priest, Stewie. The two spend their time together trying to kill their parents, though Mordred is a bit more restrained about it.
  • Has no idea what to think about Jon Snow, on the one hand they have enough similarities to strike a friendship (both being bastards, both having a less than desirable relationship with one of their parents, both being originally idealistic knights before life jaded them, both having a parent that was an outright villain or seen as such by their kingdom and both becoming Kings despite the fact that they were bastards) there's also the fact that she does find him easy on the eyes but on the other hand she is annoyed by the fact that Jon still admires Ned, she is also envious of the fact that Jon was loved by his family, with the exception of Catelyn, and unlike her reign, he is clearly seen with admiration and respect by his kingdom, whereas her kingdom ended in war and they labelled her as a villain, in the end encounters with between the two will either end with them fighting or flirting, with very little room in between.
  • The best way to get her to chill out is to bring her into the tropics in the summer months. During that time, she can be summoned as a Rider, generally puts aside her acrimony with her 'father', and is more interested in surfing than in killing anyone (though she is VERY capable at using the waves to drown her enemies). She still tries way too hard to get Artoria's attention, though, and ends up being brushed off.
    • Has a tough relationship with Makoto Yuki and Kotone Shiomi due to being gender counterparts much like Ritsuka Fujimaru and his female counterpart, the protagonist(s) who first summoned her as Rider. She likes them and wants to bond with them, especially after seeing their personalities and degrees of heroic determination reminiscent of both Ritsuka and her 'father', but their friends don't entirely trust her and even the two of them slip up on calling her 'he'.
  • Although she would never admit it to anyone, what Mordred truly desires out of drawing Caliburn from the stone is not to become king for her own sake, but to spare her 'father' from the loneliness of such a duty and let her live as a human.
  • If she didn't get what she asked (as long as it's not that severe), she could be seen rolling on the ground whining.
  • Reportedly she has a notoriously bad luck when it comes to a certain Gacha game that had her and Artoria in it. She just wished to pull Artoria to finally end the nightmares of Lancelot yapping at how he got tons of Artorias in the same game… and she pulled HERSELF after wasting all of her monthly allowance.
  • Once joined Medea in making figures of her Father. The result was a horrible reminder of that bootleg figure, earning Mordred a beatdown from her chichi-ue, but it only made her redouble her efforts in making a figure her Father would be proud of.

    Sam Flynn 
Sam Flynn, God of Spin Offsprings (The Son of Flynn)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: An Identity Disc
  • Theme Song: Son of Flynn
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Son of Original Protagonist, Manchild, Nerds Are Sexy, Action Survivor, Playful Hacker, Rich Idiot with No Day Job, Unskilled, but Strong, Badass Normal, improvising on the spot
  • Domains: Cyberspace, Criminals, Offspring, Sequels
  • Herald: Quorra (shared with his father)
  • Followers: Jane, Kiara, Scamp, Ceodore Harvey, Kinniku Mantarou, Natsume
  • Allies: Kevin Flynn (his father), Sora, Riku, Nathan Drake, Noah Kaiba, Melody.
  • Enemies: Clu, Rinzler, Raul Menendez.
  • Opposed by: Peter Pan
  • Overheard of the pantheon looking for a god for Spin-Offspring. Sam wanted to be reunited with his father, and challenged Melody (whose parents, Ariel and Eric, are in) for that spot. Sam won, though he's agreed to find a way to ascend Melody as a proper goddess one day.
    • He succeeded, as Melody ascended with Strong Family Resemblance as her trope. Even better is that they're in the same house, and in the same sub-section. Melody has thanked Sam for his help in getting her in, and often gives him some seashells, some of which are later given to Quorra to help her learn about ocean life.
      • Sadly, Walt Disney refuses to recognize both of them and Quorra as part of his "family". Sam is furious, going as far as to ask if other well-known characters from sequels such as Yoda, the T-1000, all Pokémon introduced from Johto onwards etc., should also be disowned. Sam does understand that not all sequels are generally accepted, however.
    • Sam is fully aware of other Disney offspring, but with few exceptions, they are all from alternate continuities.
  • Once met up with Nathan Drake during one Light Cycle race that the Naughty Dogs took part in, and is teaching the latter the tricks of the trades with racing.
  • Sam was happy to see that Sora and Riku were in the pantheon, and already friends with his father. Of course, Sam's not that pleased on Riku being in the same house as Clu, and constantly being forced to take part in Light Cycle tournaments.
    • When Sam first entered the pantheon, Sora was hospitalized in the GUAG Medical Division after being caught up in an explosion that nearly cost him his leg in the Friendship Asylum. He didn't take it very well that one of the perpetrators happened to be from The Grid, but also found it strange that Clu worked alongside the heroes to destroy such an abomination.
      • During the Limbo incident, he decided to take Tron's place to infiltrate the going-ons in the Mirror Universe.
  • Sam does resemble a young Captain Hook. Peter Pan didn't take this resemblance very well.
  • Just like Yui, he got the attention of Raul Menendez, who attempted to brainwash him in order to utilize the Grid under his control. Luckily, the Kirigaya Family helped Sam retreat just before he could start the brainwashing attempt.

    Tetsuya Tsurugi 
Tetsuya Tsurugi, God of Orphaned Children

    Ungalo, Rikiel and Donatello Versus 
Ungalo, Rikiel and Donatello Versus, Triumvirate Deities Of Being Just Like Their Parent (Ungaro, Rykiel and Donatello Versace)
Left to right-Ungalo, Rikiel and Donatello Versus
  • Intermediate Gods
  • Symbol: A heart and the Joestar birthmark. Individually, their respective Stands of Bohemian Rhapsody (Ungalo), Sky High (Rikiel) and Under World (Donatello Versus)
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil (Ungalo and Donatello Versus), Lawful Evil under Pucci, True Neutral normally (Rikiel)
  • Portfolio: Modeled After Their Villainous Father, Dhampyr, Bastard Bastard, Fighting Spirit, Questionable Tastes In Fashion, Being Both Joestar And Brando
  • Domains: Fate, Power, Weirdness, Family (all of them), Drugs, Cruelty, Fiction (Ungalo), Human Progression, Weirdness, Nervousness (Rikiel), Memories, Ambition, Resentment (Donatello)
  • Varying relationship with: Enrico Pucci (Donatello is The Starscream to), Dio Brando (their father), Giorno Giovanna (their half-brother-on good terms with Rikiel, rivals with Donatello, enemies with Ungalo)
  • Banned from: The Houses of Knowledge, Narrative and Theater (Ungalo), the House of Memories (Donatello)
  • Respects: Good gods in the Houses of Knowledge and Science (Rikiel)
  • Interested in: The House of Prophecy (all three)
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Jolyne Cujoh, her father and friends (more of a Friendly Enemy to Rikiel), The Child Abuse Supporters, Yuuki Terumi
  • Avoids: The House of Fire & Heat (Rikiel)
  • Using the body of Jonathan Joestar after transplanting his head on it and being freed from the bottom of the ocean, Dio Brando was able to sire many children with different women. Three of these offspring were driven due to the gravity of fate to Enrico Pucci, who hoped to use them to achieve "Heaven". Each represents certain qualities of their father's character, for better and worse.
  • Applies to all of them
    • It's not known where Giorno was when Pucci was getting his half-brothers, but now that they're all in the pantheon they're interested in the gangstar. Ungalo got on poorly given his vicious personality and drug addiction, and Dontaello Versus considers Giorno his rival for being Dio's best child. Rikiel is on better terms since he's the nicest besides Giorno himself and they have a mutual respect for their determination.
    • They do all share one trait with their more noble half-brother-they despise the Child Abuse Supporters given their own backgrounds and what their paternal grandfather was like. Their own father favors Giorno for proving himself the best. He sees Ungalo as an embarrassment, and while admires Donatello's desire to be just like him has told him not to interfere in Pucci's plans.
    • Technically they're half-vampire given Dio was, though they haven't inherited any vampire traits. The House of Vampires turned down their application for this reason. This still hasn't stopped Terumi from insulting them at every turn due to his Fantastic Racism towards vampires(asides from his general hatred of things that aren't him). Blade isn't impressed by them either. The House of Costumes doesn't think much of them either because of their poor fashion sense. Especially Rikiel.
  • Applies to Ungalo only
    • Ungalo represents his father's worst traits, that being sadism and the desire to get back at the world. He's one ugly son of a bitch, likely due to being a big-time junkie. Diavolo has taken advantage of that and his cruel nature so as to turn him against Giorno, whom they mutually loathe. Walter White is happy to supply him with drugs as well. He doesn't get along with law enforcement at all.
    • His Stand, Bohemian Rhapsody, can bring fictional characters depicted in images to life. If you see one you like or identify with, you're doomed to suffer their fate. It's range is infinite and without the trademarks of the original Stone Ocean manga, even more potent in the pantheon. He's been banned from the Knowledge, Narrative and Theater houses to keep him in check.
    • A lot of gods were creeped out by his rendition of characters, especially his take on Pinocchio. Whenever he tries to pull it off on those who can break the fourth wall(at least in the pantheon), it seems to backfire as they have enough Medium Awareness to rebel. Particularly the Crimson Chin as he's already used to being taken into the "real world", and White Face gave Ungalo a stroke. Ungalo hates Peter Pan as his distraction of a girl reading about him caused his powers to backfire and reduce him to a vegetative shape.
  • Applies to Rikiel only
    • If Ungalo represents Dio's worst traits, Rikiel represents his best traits-determination and respecting a Worthy Opponent. He's not really evil, just serving a villain because he was nice to him. He holds human progress in high regard, and respects the good-aligned deities in the House of Knowledge and Science, such as the Mythbusters.
    • Rikiel was a Nervous Wreck who suffered from panic attacks like his eyelids closing, sweaty palms and knees giving out. He couldn't finish school or learn to drive because of them, and learning how to control his Stand gave him a major confidence boost. As such, his sympathies go up to people like Rincewind who have suffered bad luck and are cosmic playthings, and gets along with those like James Henry Trotter who overcome their fear. Naturally gets along with Bertolt Hoover. Given his own poor luck, he considers Gladstone Gander to be utterly infuriating.
    • His Stand, Sky High, controls the Rod cryptids. They're optical illusions in the real world, but very real in the Jojo universe and what caused his numerous panic attacks. They feed on body heat, which can be potentially deadly. Because of this, they're borderline useless when he's close to the House of Fire & Heat and as such avoids the house at all costs. He stays the hell away from the SCP Foundation or the Men in Black because he's afraid they'll lock him up while suspecting he's some kind of SCP or has connections to aliens, though this is all in his head and they don't care about him.
  • Applies to Donatello only
    • Donatello inherited his father's more obvious personality traits, that being selfishness and ruthless. As such he wants to achieve happiness and "heaven" above everyone else, and thinks he deserves to be Dio's heir. This ambition is something he shares in common with Starscream, who also wants to usurp the Big Bad but is simply not in the right league for it. He gets along with Bowser Jr as well, since Donatello percieves himself to be Dio's Overlord Jr..
    • His bitterness and resentment towards the world comes from a backstory similar to Stanley from Holes. When he was 13 a pair of shoes fell out of the sky, he put them on but they turned out to be a gift to disabled children. He was accused of stealing them, sent to juvie and suffered there and even after he got out after being found innocent. As such, Donatello despises crooked law enforcement like Manfred Von Karma, and avoids the House of Justice in general.
    • Given Donatello's situation in prison, he is rather sympathetic towards Jean Valjean and Sirius Black. They weren't happy to see him go down the super-villain route and let his bitterness consume him, and will oppose him on moral principles, but there's not much animosity between the three. And there certainly wasn't any animosity between him and Imhotep due to sharing a villainous nature and Donatello being utterly horrified by the fate bestowed upon him. On the other hand, he detests Jack Horner for how he was able to live it up in prison.
    • His Stand, Under World, is capable of excavating memories. It can use the ground to extract a "memory", get any event from Orlando, Florida, and force the target to live through. If it's fatal, they're dead no matter what unless they manage to exploit some specific loopholes. Learning of the House of Memories, Donatello went there to try and increase his Stand's capabilities. Naturally they banned him outright. Szilard Quates has been venturing out of his temple and into the House of Family with hopes of somehow assimilating his Stand, so as to buff his own memory absorption to yet unparalleled heights.


Lesser Gods

    Cassie Cage and Jacqui Briggs 
Cassandra Carlton Cage and Jacqueline Sonya Briggs, Joint Goddesses of Children With Military Parents (Cassandra: Cassie, Cass, Punkin, Princess - by Johnny Cage, Sergeant Cage, Commander Cage, Military Grunt - by Kung Jin, Keeper of the Emerald Light, Sonya Two - by Kano; Jacqueline: Jacqui, Specialist Briggs, Bitch-face - By Cassie)
Top: Cassandra Cage
Bottom: Jacqueline Briggs
  • Potential Houses: Soldiers & Warriors
  • Lesser Goddesses (Intermediate if Cassie uses the Glow)
  • Symbols:
  • Theme Songs: "Can't Be Stopped" by Wiz Khalifa (Normal Theme), "Chop Suey!" by System of a Down (Fighting Theme).
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolios:
  • Domains: Military, Family, Kombat; For Cassie: Wealth; For Jacqui: Love (shared with Takeda)
  • Mentors/Trainers Include:
  • Additional Relationships: Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade (Cassie's parents), Jackson Briggs (Jacqui's dad)
  • Allies:
  • Rivals:
  • Enemies:
  • Unwanted Admirer: Shao Kahn for Cassie
  • Wary Around: Kazumi Mishima (Cassie only), Lady Shiva (for both)
  • Headbutting Heroes: with Bruce 'Batman' Wayne
  • In General:
    • The ascension of Cassandra Cage and Jacqueline Briggs was cleared not only because of their actions as part of Team S-F, but also due in part to the hard-fought petition from not only their respective parents, but also from Son Gohan, of whom Cassie once served as his Herald.
      • However, Cassie and Jacqui would not be in this position without the aid of their male teammates, Kung Jin and Takeda. Thanks to Cassie and Jacqui, both Jin and Takeda soon followed the girls in joining the Pantheon. With Team S-F now reunited, is said that when the quintet of Kombatants fight as one, they can take down even greater gods, and can give an Overdeity a serious run for their money.
    • As their current title is more than obvious, Cassie and Jacqui are the daughters of military officers. Both Lois Lane and Commander Shepherd are military brats themselves and became fast friends with the girls, Lois even interviewing Team S-F for the Planet regarding their actions as to how they saved Earthrealm.
    • When asked about Cassie and Jacqui, Kratos (his disdain towards their ascended parents well-known due to how they treated Raiden) actually complimented both Jacqui and Cassie, saying that they were nearly as disciplined as a Spartan warrior. "A very young Spartan.", Kratos added. "One not fully trained, but a Spartan." Both Cassie and Jacqui appreciate the praise.
    • Gregor Cleagne and Barracuda, who also serve in the House of War, steers clear of the girls, given their reputation when it comes to women. This is due in part to Cassie's connection to the House of Son, Raiden, and their respective parents, who promises that the retribution will be severe. "There are fates worse than death" Raiden warned.
    • Prior to their military service, both Cassie and Jacqui had been corrupted by the Blood Code, and had inflicted the same corruption upon their parents as part of Havik's scheme to gain Shinnok's amulet and to invade the Netherrealm. It is because of this that Cassie and Jacqui have formed a support group for those deities who had suffered under some form of mind control in the past. The support group has become very popular in the Pantheon, as new friendships and allies are formed, while old rivalries are rekindled.
    • The Blood Code episode is a sore spot for Cassie and Jacqui. If you mention either that or their parents' enslavement under Onaga (or the fact that Cassie and Jacqui had enslaved Cassie's parents to the Blood Code) in a mocking fashion, be prepared to recive either a punch to the crotch or a gauntlet-powered fist to the face.
    • Speaking of the Blood Code, Cassie and Jacqui were less than pleased to hear about Havik's ascension into the Pantheon alongside Hotaru. While the Red Dragon takes most of the blame for delivering the both of them to Havik, it was on Havik's orders that both girls were corrupted with the Blood Code.
    •  As it turns out, Jax, Johnny and Sonya have also joined the group, due to the three of them having been revived and enslaved to serve Onaga before Raiden had rested the timeline. They are not alone, as they find kindred spirits in the form of Ryu, Chun-Li, Ken Masters, Cammy White, Leona Heidern, Jill Valentine, and Noel Vermillion. Cammy told both Cassie and Jacqui of her past under Bison's Psycho power as one of his Dolls, while Jill shares her own experiences under Wesker's control. Leona recounts how she had massacred her entire village in a Blood Riot outburst, and Ken relates his own painful past under Bison's control, with Ryu and Chun-Li doing the same. Finally, Noel relates to the time when she was brainwashed by Yuuki Terumi to activate her Murakumo form, Mu-12, and destroy her own world.
    • The Dragon King, Onaga, is curious as to the quintet of fighters who took down Shinnok. He becomes very interested upon finding out that Cassie and Jacqui's parents were among those whom Onaga had revived and enslaved. He promises to show Cassie and Jacqui the same courtesy that he has shown to their parents.
    • Doctor Doom was mighty impressed with how Cassie and her team took down Shinnok (as he does not like Shinnok himself). Same story goes for Azrael, who is looking forward to see if they're really as strong as they've been advertised.
    • While not on good terms with Batman due to his no-kill policy, Cassie and Jacqui have been training under Black Canary in their free time. As both girls primarily uses kicks in their attacks, the metahuman has proven to be an effective (if completely harsh) teacher. So much so that Canary offered the girls a place in the Birds of Prey. Respectfully, Cassie and Jacqui both declined, stating that their place was with Special Forces.
    • As both girls are career soldiers, they find themselves on the radar of several of the deified soldiers that make the Pantheon their home. As Sonya had once told the girls, "There is a difference between the general who gives the orders behind a desk and the general who grabs a gun and says 'Okay, boys. Follow my lead.'" It's obvious that Cassie gets her leadership abilities from her mother.
    • General Shepherd once tried sending a hit squad on Cassie and Jacqui as a measure of revenge against Sonya. Thanks to the intervention of Captain Price and Soap MacTavish, the hit failed. Aside from that encounter, Cassie and Jacqui are friends with both Origami Tobiichi and Laura Bodewig, the former having become a soldier to avenge her parents while the latter was bioengineered to become a Super Soldier.
  • Cassie Only:
    Cassie: One - Ew! Two - piss off!
    • Despite both her and Jin Kazama on speaking terms, he is a bit miffed over the fact that Cassie and her team had accomplished so much in their debut. Basically, he wonders what's the thing that Cassie has that's missing in him. Cassie now knows that a fight between her and Jin is inevitable.
    • Cassie once held Liu Kang in high regard. Then the revenant insulted her and her parents: "Pathethic child of idiot parents!" It took Johnny and Sonya to restrain their daughter from using her pistols to perforate the presumptuous former monk. Kitana doesn't think too highly of Cassie or her family either. Cassie could care less what the fallen princess thinks of her. Cassie does get along with the younger version of Liu Kang...although Liu stated that Cassie could learn a bit of patience.
    • Cassie was seen in the company of Leon Scott Kennedy. No, Cassie doesn't have the hots for him, but Leon is teaching her the Center Axis Relock, the firearms combat system also used by John Wick. Cassie is a natural in learning the style, given her background in firearms.
    • Cassie has struck up a friendship with Jubilee. As it turns out, aside from being Beverly Hills girls, Jubilee is a huge fan of Johnny Cage's movies, with Time Smashers, Who's That? and the Dragon Fist series being her all-time favorites. While Johnny doesn't mind the friendship, Sonya and her teammates keeps a wary eye on Jubilee, due to her past as a vampire. Cassie believes that once again, her mother is overreacting.
  • Jacqui Only:
    • Jax did not find out about Jacqui dating Takeda until after the latter had ascended to the Pantheon. Being the Overprotective Dad that he is, he chased the poor Shirai Ryu ninja all over the Pantheon, screaming bloody murder. In a rare show of emotion, Scorpion Hanzo Hasashi laughed his ass off at his student's plight. It took the Cage family, as well as Jacqui and Kenshi to calm Jax down to the point that he grudgingly accepts the relationship.
      • However, someone (cough) Kano (cough) had videotaped the incident, sped it up, and slapped on the Benny Hill theme to it before uploading it to YouTube, where it got an obscene amount of hits. Johnny and Cassie were amused. Sonya, Jax, Jacqui, and Takeda were not.
    • Seeing as how they both use a pair of gauntlets, it was no surprise that Jacqui has become friends with Yang Xiao Long. Yang is also a techie, and can be seen at their temple. It is also through the use of gauntlets that she had earned Yozakura as her rival. Jacqui is not impressed with her oversized gauntlets.
    • Asuka Kazama is intrigued by Jacqui, as she is made aware of her and Cassie's exploits. She now wants to see if the former kickboxing champion is as strong as advertised. The same can be said for Hitomi, as the halvsie karateka has also heard of Jacqui.
    • As a Olympic kickboxer (albeit a Junior), Jacqui is open to incorporating new skills into her own set of skills. Enter the gentleman boxer Dudley and the former champion TJ Combo. While Jacqui does wonder how in the hell does Dudley can hold a teacup in his boxing glove, his training her in how to think like a boxer has paid dividends. Next up is TJ Combo. Jacqui learned advanced mixed martial arts and a tad of dirty fighting from Combo.
    • Black Orchid has also been seen mentoring Jacqui alongside Combo. While Jacqui has had enough of Sonya's hardline tactics and of Johnny's lame puns and jokes, Orchid is the third serious instructor she has trained under, save for her father. Jacqui has proven to be tough, and her past experiences prove that. Doesn't stop Orchid from training her into the ground. But for Jacqui, the pain is worth it.
  • Both have a place in Soldiers & Warriors

    Catherine Rain Bilstein 
Catherine Rain Bilstein, Goddess of Daughters of Evil Scientists

    Chibiusa "Rini" Tsukino/Sailor Chibi Moon 
Chibiusa Tsukino, Kid Goddess From the Future (Sailor Chibi Moon, Princess Usagi Small Lady Serenity, Small Lady, Black Lady, Wicked Lady, Princess Lady Serenity, Rini, Sailor Mini Moon)
Click to see Usagi "Chibi-Usa" Small Lady Serenity 

    Cow and Chicken 
Cow and Chicken, Sibling Deities of Random Species Offspring

    Edmund E. Blackadder 
Edmund E. Blackadder, God of Identical Grandsons

    Go Shijima/Kamen Rider Mach 
Go Shijima, God of Rectifying His Father's Sins (Gou Shijima, Kamen Rider Mach)
Kamen Rider Mach 

Kurei, God of Unfavored Offsprings and Respect of Mothers That Surpass Depravity (Cray, Kurei Mori, Cursed Child)
  • Lesser God (Would be an Intermediate God, but that was vetoed due to fear)
  • Symbol: His blue-colored flame in shape of his lover Kurenai.
  • Alignment: True Neutral, with some doses of Lawful Evil.
  • Portfolio: Flame Manipulation, '90s Anti-Hero, Stomping Through Anyone Not Named 'Recca Hanabishi', bringing people Back from the Dead (as his flame), Cursed, Disfavored Child, Charisma, Do Cruel Things But Still Respect His Moms, Malevolent Masked Man, Noble Demon
  • Domains: Combat, Nature, Family
  • Allies: His Uruha Hokage team, Byakuya Kuchiki, Jin Kazama, The Boss, Iori Yagami, Recca Hanabishi, Kael'thas Sunstrider
  • Rivals: Cygnus Hyoga
  • Enemies: Nearly every bad fathers out there, Oda Nobunaga, Arthas Menethil, Dio Brando.
  • There was a tingle of fear spread throughout the Pantheon during the time Kurei ascended. Chants of 'The cursed child is here!' were heard. Kurei mostly ignored them, he can definitely show that there's no need of favoritism to be strong. With his record of fighting... well, one has the justifications.
  • He's a bit disappointed that Recca hasn't ascended, but when Recca actually did, beneath the mask, Kurei had a smirk on his face. Finally, the only one worthy enough to face him has arrived in the Pantheon.
    • Looking at both Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami, he found out that those two are kind of similar with him and Recca. Kurei is one of the few people Iori could look in the same level due to many similarities.
  • In his house, there will be absolutely no badmouthing on both his mortal mothers allowed. Anyone who disobeys get asked "Medium or well done?" before getting crisped.
  • Although he hailed from the same dimension, he mostly ignored Tokiya Mikagami, not just on his last deal with Recca to not harm his allies after being beaten at Ura Butou Satsujin, but also the fact that if they fight, Kurei would win in 3 seconds, like usual. He does find a replacement of 'opposing element opponent': Cygnus Hyoga. Kurei finds the Saint to be a rather worthy foe.
  • Is pretty good friends with Byakuya due to two similar things: Aloof Older Sibling business and voice. Kurei was actually asked to take his place if Yuu failed, but Kurei refused, he's content with his current house.
  • Doesn't have high opinion on Nu-13 despite their similar entrance. It reminded him of his Psychopathic Man Child clone Renge that he thought to be utterly annoying. Although no one has known who would come off victorious if Kurei ever fought Nu.
  • Has the ability to convert the souls of the dead into his flames, which got him into a rivalry with Arthas about who will claim what soul and for what: For Kurei's flames or for Arthas' undead army.
  • Was actually amongst the potential members of Jin Kazama's group of opposing parental abuse. However, Kurei was one of the few who declined the offer for some reason. Though he still consider Jin a kindred spirit who grew with a horrible father, like him.
  • Gained the respect of Kael'thas Sunstrider due to his flame usage (even if it's Technicolor Flames) and his final flame form as a Phoenix. Kurei has no idea about any mothers Kael has, but seeing his dedication for his father, Anasterian Sunstrider, he grows to respect him, same way he respected his blood father Ouka (but NOT his shit stepfather)

    Leah (Diablo
Leah, The Goddess Who Was Raised as a Vessel (Sewer Rat, Witch, Diablo's Vessel)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her Journal
  • Theme Song: Leah's theme
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Action Girl, Initially skeptic about Deckard Cain's stories, Apocalypse Maiden, Black Magician Girl, Break the Cutie, Guest-Star Party Member, Humble Goal, Nice Girl, Parental Abandonment, Walking Spoiler
  • Domains: Magic, Scholars, Royalty, Hosts, Demons, Witches
  • Allies: The Nephalems, Tyrael, Illyasviel von Einzbern, Yuuno Scrya, Li Li Stormstout, Jaina Proudmoore, Medivh, Good Witches
  • Enemies: Diablo (Arguably her father), Baal, Azmodan, Gul'dan, Micolash, Evil Witches, Evil-aligned demons
  • Opposes: Any Abusive Parents. Especial mention goes to Medusa Gorgon
  • Pities: Those who have been abused by their parents.
  • Special/Complicated relationships: Aidan (Her Father), King Leoric (Her Grandfather)
  • Leah was known as Deckard's Cain adoptive daughter who helped him along his research while he took care of her. But her origins are for more sinister, as Leah was conceived by the union of the Witch Adria and Prince Aidan of Khanduras, who at the time was under the influence of Diablo. Her only reason to exist was so Diablo could become the Prime Evil by using her body and the combined souls of the other evils and he succeeded in it, Leah was gone for good after her mother betrayed her.
    • However, her ascension was a mean for liberating the young woman from such a terrible fate. After Aidan's ascension and him being unable to return to normal, the Nephalem took the matter into their hands and when Diablo intended to bring Leah along like he did with her father, he was intercepted by them and the Nephalem managed to rescue her soul and purify it in the House of Life and Death.
  • Shortly after ascending, Leah became aware of the presence of her father given that the Nephalem told her he was here as well. But she was disheartened to learn that Aidan was completely lost to the will of Diablo, a similar fate that could have befell Leah if the Nephalems weren't present to stop it.
    • However, motivated by the chance of finally getting to meet her biologically father, Leah promised that she will do everything she can to purify Aidan's soul and free him from Diablo's control. A difficult task but she is determined to succeed.
    • As for her grandfather? She doesn't think highly of him, though he pities what Leoric went through and and both can agree that Diablo has ruined their lives enough.
  • She bonded with Illya after learning that both she and her mother were created for the sole reason to hold the Holy Grail within them and became good friends. Although Leah is upset that at least she had a good relationship with her mother, something she herself can't say the same.
  • Many were surprised that Leah aspires to just open an inn and live a peaceful life. Too bad destiny had other plans for her
  • Having lived with Deckard Cain for most of her life, Leah has been a scholar since a really young age. Her affinity with Magic made her approach Yuuno Scrya who is very knowledgeable about magic and also a scholar himself, and Leah seeks to become a better spellcaster just so she can defend herself better.
    • Although she doesn't think highly of Micolash, reminding her of those cultist that kidnapped her and killed her uncle Deckard Cain, so she stays as far away from him as possible.
  • Leah abhors Abusive Parents since from personal experience, her mother never loved her and just used her as a tool to help Diablo become powerful. She has special disdain towards Medusa Gorgon since she shares a lot of similarities with Adria and is also a very bad mother.
  • Ever since she was young, she had a love for traveling and getting to know new places. This is what made her become good friends with Li Li, who is a spirited young girl like her who likes traveling. She also is very heart-warmed about her relationship with her uncle Chen, reminding their relationship to the one Leah had with Deckard Cain.
  • In the realm of magic, many are not exactly sure how powerful Leah's magic is. She is certainly the daughter of a witch and has an affinity for Dark Magic yet her control over is decent at best but she improved a lot after her mother taught her how to control it (Well...before the whole betrayal thing happened anyway).
    • Being interested in trying to expand her magical capabilities, Leah stumbled upon Jaina Proudmoore who was a brilliant mage from Azeroth. Jaina kindly agreed to teach the young girl the ins and outs of dark magic, but says that it's not going to be easy.
  • By pantheon standards, Leah is considered to be a Witch from her mother's side and so she has tried to meet up with the more benevolent witches of the pantheon since in her realm witches are not really seen in a good light. She however stays far away from the more evil witches.
  • Sometimes she likes to go to the House of Weapons to improve her aim with the bow. She got really helpful tips from the likes of Hawkeye and Green Arrow but so far she still need to practice a lot.
  • She has noticed that there are quite a few deities who sound like her. That's why she ended up befriending Scarlet Witch and Zatanna.

    Leona Heidern 
Leona Heidern, Goddess of Traumatized Orphaned Children (Hakkeshu of Water, The Silent Soldier; as Wild Leona: Orochi Leona, Yami no naka Orochi no Chi ni Mezameru Reona/Awakened Orochi Blood from the Darkness Leona)

    Moses (The Prince of Egypt
Moses, High Prophet of Abandoned but Adopted Children (The Prince of Egypt, The Deliverer)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The shepherd's staff and the Ten Commandments
  • Theme Song: Deliver Us
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Chosen by God even though he wishes it was someone else's burden, red to Ramses' blue, the Abel to Ramses' Cain, the Shepherd, being thirty rather than 80 years old, added inner conflicts, Badass Pacifist, went through seeing the destruction of his old home and relationship with his adoptive brother, followed a lamb to find the Burning Bush, Hope Bringer, married with Tzipporah, raised by and mistaken believed as Egyptian royalty, once haughty prince turned noble savior of his people
  • Domains: Survivor, Prophet, Abandonment
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Eric Cartman, YHVH, those who commit genocide and practice slavery like The Combine, Lord Shen, Calvin Candie and Stephen, Darkseid, Pride, Ten Commandments.
  • Indifferent by: The Egyptian Pantheon except Sobek
  • Distrust: Sobek
  • Disapproves of: House of Pride
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Azir
  • Odd Friendship: Batman
  • Complicated Relationship: Ramses
  • As a baby, he survived the genocide of Hebrew babies when his mother sent him in the river where he was found by the Pharaoh's wife (the same Pharaoh that ordered the genocide) and was adopted. Years later, he learned of his heritage and ran away after accidentally killing an Egyptian where he made a new life. He was visited by God through a burning bush where he was told he must lead his people to the Promised Land. He succeeded, at the cost of the destruction of his old home and his brother Ramses.
  • He noticed that some deities were sent away from destruction, much like him. He wondered if it was fate, divine intervention, or pure coincidence that helped them survive a great catastrophe. The most notable of these is Superman, in which he thinks that Moses' survival would have inspired him if he had known the story on Earth.
  • He sympathizes with those who had to deal with facing their own brothers—regardless of background or even blood relation—over their ideals as he had to deal with his adoptive brother, Ramses II, when he wanted to free his people and it shattered their relationship.
  • Apparently, some rumor said that he once rapped against Santa Claus himself over what Christmas is about. He doesn't even understand what that is or why he looks nothing like him.
  • He's uncertain of how he should react to the Egyptian Gods in the Pantheon, as he had brought the Plagues into their land when Ramses refused to free his people. Though at the time, he was likely around the time of the End of an Age where Egypt's power began to wane, in which the Egyptian gods predicted it would fall, and thus were indifferent with him as long as he kept his faith to himself.
    • Moses is a bit unpleased with the Crocodile god Sobek, however, since the animal associated with him have eaten the Hebrew babies, in which seeing the mural of the crocodiles devouring them haunts him.
  • Despite how hard the Plagues hit the Egypt and the fact he brought it there, he's never hated it or its people. He was raised by royalty and had spent much of his life happy at the time, which hurt him more when God brought the Plagues.
  • He once met Kyle Broflovskim who he told that he's Jewish, descendant of his people, in which he showed some joy that his people have prospered. However, Kyle once told him that he looked completely different and how he looks like the MCP. He was a bit confused about it, and moreso how an anti-semitic Haman tried to seal him and Kenny saved him in which he smote the evil Haman. While Kenny wasn't Hebrew or Jewish, he's at least glad that he's willing to be part of it.
    • Needless to say, though he's a good person, he doesn't take kindly to Cartman's hateful and racist slurs against his people.
  • After hearing about His numerous atrocities all for the sake of being worshipped for eternity, Moses doesn't believe YHVH is his God, even when His Angels tried to sway him to His side.
  • With his staff that was given to him by his wife, Tzipporah, and was blessed by God, he can perform many of His wonders, including turning the staff into a snake, turning water into blood, and even splitting the Red Sea to create a pathway. Whether his rank should be higher since he was only able to do so because God blessed him with such powers is still up for debate.
  • Indiana Jones once told him of the adventure where he found The Ark of the Covenant, in which he gave directions on creating it during the Exodus, which contained the Ten Commandments inside. He was intrigued but at the same time frightened when he heard stories about what was inside it and what had happened to the Nazis when they opened it. Also, Indy freaked out when he heard that his staff can turn into a snake, though he assured that it's entirely up to Moses.
  • Ned Flanders was practically speechless that a major Biblical figure was in the Pantheon, in which he recalled him praying to him when he first saw him. He talked a lot about what he did during the Exodus, though he was rather confused when he said something about being stranded in the wasteland for 40 years and Moses himself never reaching the Promised Lands because he did something to make God mad.
  • He sympathizes with any slaves or former slaves since his people were enslaved by Egypt for many generations. At the same time, he will have the "Let my people go!" attitude against slave owners, because of the same reason he told Ramses, "Because no kingdoms should be made on the backs of slaves."
    • Although he is willing to be forgiving to those that repent from doing it or at least not proud of it, since he never cared about the Hebrew people and their status as slaves in his youth until he learned of his true heritage. Examples include Niko Bellic.
  • He clearly does not approve of arrogance and pride, which earned him the ire with the House of Pride. This was because that this was the flaw of his brother Ramses and that was what cost him their friendship.
  • Converted Christian Judah Ben-Hur had to go pay his respects. Both got together well, and Moses has since at times manifested himself in a live action version who looks similar to Judah.
  • Despite who he is, he managed to befriend Batman, because in one of his iterations, he almost sounded the same as him. Then, it went full circle when Batman tried to be Moses for one day.
  • It took him a bit of a long time for him to get used to meeting Professor Xavier and Jean-Luc Picard as their voice reminded him of his adoptive father, Pharaoh Seti I, who ordered the extermination of Hebrew male babies.
  • He learned that Ramses has ascended into the Pantheon as well. Moses was a bit more unenthusiastic than he should be, because while he was glad to see his brother again, he knew that there was no way to make amends since Ramses became too vengeful and prideful to change his ways.
  • Let my people go!

    Stannis Baratheon 
Stannis Baratheon, God of Dutiful Members of Royal Families, (Stannis the Mannis, King in the Narrow Sea, The Rightful King, King of Westeros)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A crowned stag in a flaming heart.
  • Theme Song: Don't die with a Clean Sword or Lord of Light.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral, but leaning toward Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Authority Equals Asskicking, Reluctant Ruler, Unpopular Popular Character, Hero with Bad Publicity, Middle Child Syndrome, No Social Skills, Rightful King Returns, Brutal Honesty
  • Domains: Offspring, Royalty
  • Allies: Davos Seaworth (his Hand), Eddard "Ned" Stark, Melisandre, Aegon Targaryen, Jon Snow, Robert Baratheon, Aragorn, Judge Dredd, Tyrion Lannister
  • Enemies: Tywin Lannister, Renly Baratheon, Roose Bolton, Varys, Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, Daemon Blackfyre, Aerys II Targaryen, Scar, Macbeth
  • Stannis will get very angry if anyone claims he is not the rightful King, pointing out the law. However he also gets angry if people try to flatter or sugarcoat their words, preferring the truth.
  • Spends a lot of time complaining about certain people being in the Pantheon, thinking them unworthy and wanting to sweep it clean of all the untrustworthy figures. He criticized Tyrion and their role as an Honest Advisor, pointing out their honest advice helped keep a monstrous usurper on the throne. He is furious that Renly somehow got into the Pantheon before him, telling everyone they hardly did anything to deserve it. This lessened when he found Renly was the God of Usurpers but mentioned how sad he was that Renly couldn't be helping him. However Stannis showed some happiness at meeting his ancestor Aegon, idealizing them as a great figure.
  • When he heard of YHVH not certain what to think of them, considering he refuses to believe in benevolent Gods. Agreed that law must be followed... but felt they were too harsh as they weren't protecting their people. Stannis finds it rather odd that he is a God, considering he refuses to believe in a benevolent God, however strives to do his duty as a God. However when he met Inspector Javert and agreed with some of their views, feeling that breaking laws must be punished.
  • Found out about Eru and just felt... that they had genuine power, but still not sure whether they should be a God. However he wonders if Melkor is the Great Other.
  • Aragorn felt Stannis was the rightful King but was being a bit of a jerk. In response to this Stannis spent ages ranting about how he was never given any respect.
  • He is not happy at Brienne's actions in the TV series, considering Renly was so clearly a usurper, and is still wondering how Ramsay and 20 men somehow destroyed his army. However he reminded people the show is not the books and hints he'll be important in The Winds of Winter.
    • The TV show also ensure Stannis is a persona non grata in the Houses of Fathers and Children, given he sent his own daughter to be burned at the stake.
  • When he heard what had happened to the Tyrells pointed out the irony that their usurping ways led to them getting killed.
  • Ned fully supported Stannis getting into the Pantheon and was surprised this hadn't happened before. Melisandre was delighted he was finally in the Pantheon, saying he is the true savior. Varys made sure to keep out of Stannis' way, knowing that Stannis had always disliked him and thought he should lose his head.
  • Stannis is growing suspicious of Varys and Daemon Blackfyre and tries to draw the attention of the rest of the Pantheon towards them, suspecting they are working on something together. Robert responded by laughing and getting drunk, though Ned paid attention to Stannis.
  • Scar thought he had found a kindred spirit in Stannis, as they both killed their brothers and aspired to become Kings. Stannis was furious at this allegation, pointing out that Renly was a younger brother who planned to kill him, and that he had always followed his older brother. Scar slunk back to Renly.
  • Feels uncomfortable about the Houses of Lust and avoids its members, while his older brother frequents the place.
  • One possible future has him invading Winterfell, only to fall before Roose Bolton. In a frenzy, Selyse attacks Roose and despite being ran through by Bolton, stabs him repeatedly in the face while dying.
  • Is trying to get Davos Seaworth into the Pantheon, feeling he needs someone there he can trust.

Tubal-Cain, God of Being Descended From The First Murderer
  • Lesser God
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil (sees himself as Chaotic Neutral)
  • Portfolio: Descended From Cain, Asskicking Equals Authority, believing A Real Man Is a Killer, Sharing Noah's Brutality, From The Bible, Real Men Eat Meat, Rape, Pillage, and Burn, Hates The Creator, Raising A Number Of Good Points, Royals Who Actually Do Something, You Killed My Father
  • Domains: The Cainites, War, Slaughter, Vengeance, Conflict, Cursed Legacies, Intelligence
  • Special relationship with: Cain (his ancestor)
  • Allies: Vandal Savage (possibly Cain), Lucifer, Bandos
  • Headbutting Villains with: Naoya
  • Enemies: Noah, Vampirella (fellow Cain descendant), Chaos(Sonic the Hedgehog), Lisa Simpson, Ned Flanders, Merged Zamasu
  • Opposes: Every single Top God and god with a capital-G (particularly both Gods)
  • Opposed by: SCP-073 (believed to be Cain), Christians in general, Kratos, Aleph, much of the House of Beast
  • Respects: Eddie Blake, Vergil, Shogo Makishima
  • Pitied by: The Love That Moves The Stars
  • It's said that the sins of the father are passed onto the son. In some Biblical beliefs, this led to a cursed lineage for Cain's descendants, being from the first murderer. As the time of the great flood came, Tubal-Cain led his fellow Cainites. Exhibiting a virtue of technological process, ruthlessness and the idea that the world is theirs for the taking. He hopes to take Noah's Ark for his people.
  • In the Bible, it is spoken that Tubal-Cain was the world's first blacksmith. He is very intelligent and has found himself skilled in the House of Technological Experts, but his primitive culture and belief in Rape, Pillage, and Burn makes him a bad influence on mankind. The Grand United Alliance of Evil was interested in him and the legacy he tried to shape mankind with.
  • Christians in general don't care for him. Interestingly, The Love That Moves The Stars has pity for having grown up and fostered in such a culture, cursed with the sins of the first murderer. Tubal-Cain absolutely does not return the sentiment. He has a hatred towards Chaos due to causing a great flood, one like that which washed away his clan.
  • Multiple deities claim to be Cain in the pantheon, which Tubal-Cain was interested in. SCP-073, having shed his original violence, wasn't pleased to see his descendant fall into that old path. Vandal Savage took a different view on him; he was proud to see his blood embrace and fight for a culture of violence, subjugation and domination. Of course like many of his historical alias Vandal's status as Cain is in doubt, but most think he's some version of the first murderer.
  • Sought out Naoya, the reincarnation of Cain, for the fact they seek a vengeance against God. Of course for Naoya it's more justified, and Tubal-Cain is motivated by feelings of abandonment and insecurity, not to mention that Naoya sees him as barbaric. However they are united in rage against their creator, and for what it's worth Tubal-Cain fights for his family and clan.
  • As mentioned, he has contempt for the Creator due to judging him as wicked despite only doing what comes naturally, being from a culture that treats brutality and domination as a way of life. He also hates how He doesn't interfere. For this, he dislikes all supreme beings. Zamasu was one deity who returned the hatred, dubbing him a premiere example of the inherent sinfulness of mankind. Of course, Zamasu equally hates Noah for not sticking to his misanthropic guns and ending his line after the Flood so mankind would stay extinct.
  • Asked Kratos and Aleph for help against the almighty, only to be rebuffed. While he understood Aleph's reasons to a point, he felt much of his rage and loathing in Kratos and wondered why the Ghost of Sparda does not help given his rage against the divine. Kratos has explained that he is trying to become a better person, and he hates himself for the violent man he used to be.
  • Tubal-Cain respects Shogo Makishima and Eddie Blake. After all, in his mind they expose the lies of the goodness and order that the Creator and descendants of Seth so love to claim as sacred, albeit in different ways and for different reasons than him. Of course, this means they won't accept him. Lucifer will, however, believing he's on the mark about the Creator, and Tubal-Cain respects humanity's free will even if it is free will to cause great chaos and devastation. Bandos has taken a shrine to his ways as well.
  • Partial to a rule of the strong and might making right, which is why he has a respect for Vergil. Tubal-Cain also believes that it is man's right to do what they will with beasts, as God had said that man had dominion over the animals. This puts him against much of the House of Beast, and Lisa Simpson has particular contempt for him. Vampirella really doesn't care for Tubal-Cain, of whom because she is Cain's daughter(and his distant great-aunt by extension), he tried to recruit her.


    Argus Filch 
Argus Filch, God of Squibs

    The Baudelaire Orphans 
If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other profile. In this profile, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were charming, and resourceful, and had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky, and most everything that happened to them was rife with misfortune, misery, and despair. I’m sorry to tell you this, but that is how the story goes.

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire, Divine family of Boy, Girl, and Baby Siblings (The Baudelaire Orphans)
  • Demigods
  • Symbol: A hair ribbon (Violet), A pair of glasses (Klaus), and an assortment of bitten objects or, alternatively, a whisk (Sunny)
  • Theme Song: Look Away
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolios:
  • Domains: Inventions (Violet), Books (Klaus), Teeth (Sunny)
  • Followers: Kit Snicket's daughter, Beatrice, Alex Rider
  • Allies: Batman, Dipper and Mabel, Lucas, Mystery Incorporated, Sherlock Holmes, Charizard (Sunny only), Donatello of the Ninja Turtles (Violet only), Stewie Griffin
  • Enemies: Count Olaf, Montgomery Burns, Eugene Krabs, Agatha Trunchbull, Dolores Umbridge, Ragyo Kiryuin, Eric Cartman
  • Complicated Relation: V.F.D.
  • Avoid: The entire House of Toxicity, Squidward Tentacles, Glenn Quagmire
  • On a gray day at Briny Beach, these three children, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire, were informed that their parents had perished in a terrible fire that had destroyed their home. What followed was a maelstrom of misfortune, as the orphaned children had to contend with the villainous Count Olaf, who was determined to steal their fortune, and eventually began learning of dark secrets associated with their family, and in particular, V.F.D...
  • When V.F.D.'s presence began to spread into the Pantheon, the Baudelaires only appeared on occasion in the houses that interested them (Technology for Violet, Knowledge for Klaus, and Food for Sunny). Once Olaf ascended however, an appeal was made for the orphans to properly ascend, resulting in them being fully thrust into the strange and not-as-unfortunate place known as the Pantheon.
  • Count Olaf was pleased with their ascension, as it now means that their fortune is up for grabs. Surprisingly however, both parties seem a tad more respectful to one another (Though that does not mean for an instant that Olaf's ruthlessness has decreased). This can be chalked up to the finale of their mortal conflict where Olaf started showing a begrudging respect towards the Orphans and them dealing with the Grey and Grey Morality of their world. In addition, Olaf using his last moments to help Kit Snicket give birth to her daughter Beatrice seemed to have some effect on the trio, as they would occasionally visit the Count's grave, albeit they would just stand silent for a few moments.
    • Many gods believe that Olaf was the one who set fire to the Baudelaire mansion. The Orphans did pose the question to Olaf once, only for the Count to remain silent and reply that they knew nothing. To this day, it is unknown if the Baudelaires ever identified the perpetrator, though the events of one interpretation indicates that they have discovered the method of arson, a powerful magnifying lens.
  • Due to their constant moving around from household to household, it was unknown what their temple would be. Eventually, it was decided that it would be the island where their recorded ordeals came to an end. However, they do not spend much time there, due to feeling that it would be wrong to isolate one's self from the rest of the world, or in this case, the rest of the Pantheon.
  • To this day, the Baudelaires' fates in the mortal world remain rather uncertain, as their young charge, Beatrice Snicket, lost contact with them when she was ten years old. While it is likely that they are still alive, information on their status remains unknown.
  • As they began interacting with the other gods of the Pantheon, one of the first that they met was Batman, due to his investigation of V.F.D... He expressed his condolences for their misfortune, and shared the details of his own past. All three orphans have a cordial relationship with Batman, Violet in particular being interested in his equipment.
  • Due the mysterious nature of V.F.D., they had several encounters with deities specializing in solving mysteries, as the organization's nebulous presence has proven to be a headache for them. This is how those encounters went:
    • Dipper and Mabel were among the first that they met. All three got along with Dipper and gave him whatever scraps of information that they could, with Klaus even giving Dipper another commonplace notebook. However, the orphans found themselves to at first be annoyed by Mabel's personality and were disgusted at her selfish intentions that led to her helping to bring about Weirdmaggedon. They eventually warmed up to her after seeing that she did at least have good intentions, and unlike other people in their world who shared some of her more odious traits, she at least made a severe, and successful, effort to correct her mistakes. Her creativity also impressed them, though her designs, such as those for hair ribbons (Violet found them too gaudy), are not always to their tastes.
    • Mystery Incorporated was a doozy. While the orphans found themselves on good terms with Daphne, Fred, and Velma, it took them longer to get used to Scooby and Shaggy. Much like with Mabel however, learning of the duo's more heroic exploits helped them to get along with them. Sunny in particular found them to be good taste-testers for her dishes.
    • Sherlock Holmes proved to be rather interesting, as Klaus was quite pleased to see such a prominent literary character in the Pantheon. He and the orphans tend to keep a professional relationship, though Klaus has begun to study under his tutelage.
  • One day, a small blond-haired boy approached Klaus, only to react with confusion upon meeting with him. The orphans soon learned that the boy, Lucas, had confused the middle Baudelaire orphan for his older twin. Regardless, after the initial confusion was cleared up, the four soon formed a friendship, as Lucas and the orphans can sympathize with the others' plight. Sunny also made great friends with Lucas' Rope Snake, being reminded of the Incredibly Deadly Viper.
  • At this point in the story, I feel obliged to interrupt and give you one last warning. As I said at the very beginning, the profile that you are viewing on your device does not have a happy ending. It may appear now that Count Olaf is no longer as much of a threat and that the three Baudelaire youngsters will live happily ever after with their new friends in the pantheon, but it is not so. If you like, you may shut your device off this instant and not read the unhappy pieces of trivia that are to follow. You may spend the rest of your life believing that the Baudelaires triumphed over Count Olaf and lived perfect lives in the house of Offsprings, but that is not how the story goes.
  • Due to their experiences with the Medusoid Mycelium, all three Baudelaires keep far away from the House of Toxicity. They were horrified to learn that Olaf had managed to sneak the fungus into the Pantheon, but were glad that there was a plethora of horseradish and horseradish-hybrid plants to curb the deadly organism.
  • Remembering Prufrock Preparatory School's so-called 'advanced computer system' that would keep Olaf away (Spoiler alert, it did nothing), Violet tried to gain assistance from The Machine, wanting its help in keeping Olaf at bay. Unfortunately, the schemes of Olaf and his allies have only gotten on the "irrelevant" list, much to her frustration.
  • Sunny once visited the House of Reptiles, hoping to find the Incredibly Deadly Viper. Much to her disappointment however, she was unable to find Ink (As Kit Snicket called the serpent) and she instead ended up encountering creatures suck as Apophis, Sobek, and Orochi, much to her horror. She did however, meet several good-aligned reptiles, such as the Ninja Turtles and Charizard.
    • On that note however, while Sunny was able to get along somewhat well with Charizard, she isn't particularly close to the turtles, as is Klaus, due to once confusing them for their namesakes. Violet however, got along fine with Donatello thanks to their technological work.
      • And continuing from that, from meeting the turtles, the orphans met April O'Neal. They were at first wary of her due to their experience with Geraldine Julienne, a reporter who was responsible for the stories that pegged the orphans as murderers in their world. However, they were relieved to discover that she wasn't anything like the star reporter of the Daily Punctilio. Regardless, they have requested that she not write any stories about them, which she has respected.
    • Overall, the Orphans have a mixed opinion on the House of Reptiles, on the one hand, they are willing to research the organisms that live within it as a tribute to their Uncle Monty, but on the other hand, a good number of the ascended creatures are horrifically powerful monsters well out of the orphans' physical league and could easily devour them as a snack, and so the Baudelaires have to take special care in avoiding them.
  • After their experiences with Vice-Principal Nero's six-hour violin recitals, the Baudelaires hoped that they would never hear such horrific noises ever again. Those hopes were dashed after an encounter with Squidward Tentacles and his horrid clarinet playing. His personality, while more pleasant than Nero's (Which says a LOT about the Baudelaires' world), is still quite unpleasant, and the orphans takes great pains to avoid him.
    • Nero's actions have also caused the Baudelaires to take great pains to avoid the likes of Agatha Trunchbull and Dolores Umbridge, since they, like him, are extremely sadistic teachers/administrators. Umbridge in particular horrifies the orphans, mainly because while Nero's violin playing could easily be substituted as a method of torture, Umbridge's usage of magic makes her a FAR worse enemy to deal with.
  • The three once investigated the House of Commerce, after hearing that someone was starting to make it big in the lumber business and was paying their employees in gum and coupons. The orphans feared that Sir had made his way into the Pantheon, only to discover that it was actually the work of Montgomery Burns, who was trying to implement Sir's business tactics into the House. Thankfully, Burns was forced to halt once the Baudelaires revealed the scheme. He has since sworn revenge on the orphans.
    • While investigating, the orphans ran into Eugene Krabs, and learned, that, somehow, he pays his employees even LESS than Sir! In fact, they pay him! The orphans were disgusted at Krabs' business practices, which increased when he tried to convince them to spend their entire fortune on Krabby Patties. The orphans chose instead to leave the Krusty Krab, especially since they were reminded, however briefly, of the Anxious Clown.
  • After having to deal with Esme Squalor, the Baudelaires hoped that they would never have to deal with her absurd fashion designs ever again. Those hopes were dashed after Ragyo Kiryuin heard of Esme's outfits, and proceeded to create Life Fiber replicas out of them. The Baudelaires were disgusted by this, especially after learning of Ragyo's actions, which make Esme look like a saint! Unfortunately, due to Ragyo's power level being well out of their league, Violet has had to content herself with learning about anti-Life Fiber technology and hope that it will be enough to protect her siblings from Ragyo if the Disco MILF or Nui should ever attempt an attack on them.
  • The orphans aren't on good terms with Eric Cartman. Partly because he's allied with Count Olaf, and also because he's an immature brat. They do agree that he at least has more artistic talent than Carmelita Spats though, despite his crude tastes. Cartman, curious about this fact, once located a recording of Carmelita's singing...and screamed aloud in horror.
  • One day, Sunny met Stewie Griffin, who was glad to find someone of at least comparable intelligence to himself and his age. She wasn't a fan of his desire to kill his mother though, for obvious reasons. Regardless, the two have a tenuous relationship, due to Stewie mellowing out over time and Sunny knowing that her own hands aren't clean, since she had the idea to burn down the Hotel Denouement, albeit it was to warn V.F.D volunteers that the last safe place was safe no more.
  • Upon hearing the name 'Quagmire', the Baudelaires thought that their friends, the Quagmire triplets, had made it into the Pantheon. Upon meeting the person who shared the triplets' last name, the orphans hightailed it out of there. Thankfully for her sanity, Quagmire isn't interested in Violet, though he found it amusing that two other people with his last name had the hots for her. Violet of course, found nothing amusing in this whatsoever.
  • Against all possible odds, Beatrice was able to find a way to contact the Baudelaires, and confirmed that, after all of the unfortunate events they suffered, they finally moved on and managed to have fulfilling lives.

    Hilda (Cross Ange
Hilda, Goddess of Abandoned Children (Hildegard Schlievogt)
  • Demigoddess by default. Achieves Intermediate Goddess rank aboard the AW-CBR115 Glaive Hilda Custom, borderline Greater Goddess aboard the EM-CBX004 Teodora (Michael Mode).
  • Symbol: Zola's cybernetic eye (nasty...)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, leaning towards Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Ace Pilot, Broken Birds, Alpha Bitches Who Become Lovable, Parental Abandonment, Fiery Redhead With a Heart of Gold, Girlish Pigtails, Had To Be Sharp, Victim of Police Brutality, Paying Evil Unto Evil, Those Who Are Brutally Honest, Pragmatic Hero, Tsundere, Flirts with Both Ange and Tusk, Jerkass Woobie, Iron Woobie
  • Domains: Racism, Betrayal, Dragons, Abandonment
  • Allies: Ange, Tusk, Salamandinay, Coco Reeve and Miranda Campbell, Lelouch vi Britannia, The Inglourious Basterds, Hayate Ayasaki, Pacifica Elise Northwest, Uncle Howee, Zuko, Asura, Takumi Inui/Kamen Rider Faiz, Ryuko Matoi, Murasame, Asami Sato, Jin Kazama, Issei Hyodo
  • Odd Friendship with: Nanoha Takamachi
  • Enemies: Embryo, Ragyo Kiryuin, Nui Harime
  • Opposes: Masato Kusaka/Kamen Rider Kaixa, Ato-ko Shirogane, Kurtis Stryker
  • Yet another victim of child abandonment, she was forcibly taken from her mother after she was mysteriously revealed to be a Norma. Several years later, she broke out of Arzenal to see her mother again, only to find that her mother had moved on and had another child and being asked to leave. Poor girl.
  • Was met with a very welcoming hug by Ange, happy to see her in the Pantheon. It's only natural for someone to be happy to see their lover again.
  • Many have gotten vibes of seeing Nanoha Takamachi with Fate Testarossa kicking ass again when they see the duo pair up. Hilda can only wonder why.
  • No, she's not that monstrous Queen of Friege. When she learned about that, she was absolutely disgusted on what she did and how with that, the Queen is smearing the very name 'Hilda'.
  • Has become acquainted with Hayate and Pacifica, who have also been victimized by neglectful parents. Hilda for her part was horrified to hear that Pacifica's parents went as far as conditioning her and that Hayate's parents got him fired from his side job, stole his money, and sold his organs to the Yakuza. Both of them express their own sympathy over the way she was treated as well. She enjoys teasing Hayate and making him fluster.
  • Asami also expressed sympathy for Hilda over how her mother dropped the ball, as it was something similar to what her father did to her. Hilda admits that she's a little jealous of Asami since she managed to make peace with her father before he sacrificed his life to save her.
  • Uncle Howee would've done his typical routine with her mother, tricking her into a bet she couldn’t win and turning her into a marionette, but Hilda kept him from doing that. In the past, she would've approved but she isn't that girl anymore. Not to mention that the lack of Mana in the world she formerly called home is punishment enough.
  • Has become friends with Murasame, who was figuratively abandoned by his family due to not being cut out for being a shinobi and used to act like a dick for it as well. He thankfully has his adopted sister Ikaruga to keep him from feeling totally unloved. Murasame is apparently proud of Hilda for handling her predicament better than he did. He only wished that he could give her rotten excuse of a mother a piece of his mind.
  • Like Ange and Salamandinay, Hilda has allied with Issei Hyodo, to help him defeat Embryo. Like the other two, Hilda initially wasn't spared from his perverted tomfoolery, but she does respect him since he's Embryo's complete antithesis, and like the three girls, is utterly disgusted by his behavior.
  • Asura has taken quite a liking for her, strangely finding a lot of himself in her, and has offered her to spend sometime with him and his daughter whenever he isn't too busy.
  • Is utterly disgusted by the depravity of one Ragyo Kiryuin, and her abuse of her daughter and later daughters. She finds Ragyo to be far worse than her own mother, and her sidekick Nui Harime, who she swears sounds like an Ax-Crazy version of herself, isn't any better.
    • The unfortunate connection with Nui Harime almost landed her into a one-way beating courtesy of Ryuko Matoi, one of the bitch's daughters. Hilda managed to calm her down long enough to convince her that she wasn't Nui in disguise. After the misunderstanding was solved, they both got along very swimmingly.
  • Jin Kazama has also invited her to the Anti-Parental Abuse club.
  • Her opinions of Masato Kusaka and Ato-ko Shirogane are shared with Ange and Tusk. They're both bastards, plain and simple.
  • Speaking of bastards, as a fellow target of racism turned resistance member, she respects The Inglourious Basterds for slaughtering the Nazi army as payback. She also sympathizes with Shoshanna for having lost her family.
  • Not to be confused with Hildagarde.

    Melody (The Little Mermaid) 
Melody, Goddess of Strong Family Resemblance (Mel-Mel)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: A seashell locket with her name on it
  • Theme Song: For A Moment
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Porfolios: Spin-Offspring, Strong Family Resemblance, Human-Mermaid Hybrid, Tomboyish Princess, Contrasting Sequel Main Character, Breakout Character from an otherwise unloved film
  • Domains: Family, Mermaids, Princesses
  • Allies: Ariel (mother), Prince Eric (father), King Triton (grandfather), Sam Flynn, Ratchet, Clank, Jak, Daxter, Littlefoot, Tidus, Yuna, Aquaman, Son Gohan
  • Enemies: Ursula (great-aunt)
  • Opposes: The Nostalgic Critic
  • Ignored By: Walt Disney
  • Melody came to existence through the time where Disney started creating sequels for the Disney Animated Canon, many of whom were rejected by fans for poor writing and/or recycled plots. But not all of them got cast aside, as Melody provided to be a fan favorite. It helps that she sounds like Rikku, which both Tidus and Yuna noticed.
    • In addition to Yuna, Melody has also taken up friendship with Littlefoot, since he's also from a series infamous for it's sequels.
    • Sometime along the way, after Atlantica became a dominion, and after hearing of the game Blitzball, she somehow managed on assemble a team representing her mother's home place, and became its Team Captain.
  • Melody once tried to join the pantheon as the Goddess of Spin-Offspring, but lost to Sam Flynn. The two hold no ill feelings towards each other, and get along well for their similar nature. The two, along with Kiara and Kion (and, to a lesser extent, Jane, Danny and Zephyr) are officially acknowledged by the pantheon as Disney offspring in the main canon.
    • Fortunately, her uncanny appearance to her parents got her a trope at last. Sam was the first to greet her upon ascension.
  • Thanks to her love of the sea, she gets along very well with most water deities, especially Aquaman on account of his own infamous background. Misty is also another deity she gets along with, out of their shared love of water and their tomboyish nature.
  • Part of her ascension package is the ability to switch between her human and mermaid forms, which she was glad to have. Now she won't have to worry about drowning like she did some time ago, though she's been seen swimming with her human legs sometimes.
  • Melody also has a bond with Jak and Daxter, on account of the latter sounding like her friend Tip. The two, in return, claim that she sounds a lot like Keira. Twilight Sparkle and Ben Tennyson (back when he was ten years old) both also state that Melody sounds (or sounded) like them.
    • Rival duo Ratchet and Clank also mention that Melody's voice reminds them of Talwyn, though Lightning holds this claim nowadays.
  • All in all, Melody's feelings towards Ursula are mixed. Positive on that she got her parents together; negative on her being a sea witch who tried to marry her father. And don't even let her be reminded of Ursula's sister, Morgana.
  • It turns out that Melody's film debut is actually more popular than the trolls who pretend to be fans claim. Melody cried tears of joy after seeing all that support, and now she and her mother are demanding an apology from The Nostalgic Critic for the defaming them.
  • She is aware that she and Sam are disowned by Walt Disney. Despite that, most good-aligned Disney deities treat the two as one of them, including Mickey Mouse. Melody is very touched by all this kindness.
  • Melody has a strong bond with Keldeo because of their shared curiosity with the outside world, association with water, and having to fix a mess they caused in a moment of ignorance towards their families/guardians. It is also to note that Melody is the only Disney deity with a Mythical Pokémon as a partner.

    Raku Ichijou and Chitoge Kirisaki 
Raku Ichijou and Chitoge Kirisaki, Dual Deities of Mafia Children (Raku: Bean Sprout (by Chitoge); Chitoge: Gorilla Queen (by Raku))

    Shinji Matou 
Shinji Matou, God of Second Generation Losers (Wakame, The Living Seaweed)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Book of False Attendant
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Hate Sink, Second Generation Loser, Dirty Coward, Blames everyone but himself, Lacks circuits in a powerful magus bloodline, Harmless Gnat, Jerkass, Full of himself, Boisterous Weakling, Tragic Villain, Not liked by his family, Wants to be in control of everything, Hates pity, Cannot fight worth beans
  • Domains: Losers, Magic, Cowardice, Family
  • Allies: Argus Filch (sort of), Eric Cartman
  • Enemies: Sakura Matou (his step-sister), Rin Tohsaka, Gilgamesh, Archer, Shirou Emiya, Illya, Hercules, Medusa (Rider), Kenshiro, Toki, Raoh, Toxie, Voldemort, Guts, Shinji Ikari, Luigi, the House of Love, Princess Candace, Kyu Sugardust
  • Envies: Those at Hogwarts
  • Opposed by: Every female in the Pantheon
  • Special Relationship: Zouken Matou (his grandfather)
  • It's really hard being a loser, but imagine that not only your father is a loser, but you are also a loser. Shinji Matou is unfortunately(?) one of those people who has to deal with being a loser. A despicable prick, he likes to toot his own horn by saying that he is hot shit. This tends to end badly for him, since the only reason why he was even remotely threatening is because he had Medusa under his thrall. Even his grandfather, who isn't a shining beacon of morality, completely hates him, along with his father.
    Zouken: Fool. I didn't expect victory from a failure like you. What I expected was enough pride to challenge others in spite of your powerlessness... But you failed miserably. You disgraced the name of the Makiri. Hmph... you and your father are both disgraces to our family.
  • He is well known for raping Sakura Matou for three years straight, and this did not sit well with a lot of people, especially those who have been raped, or have loved ones who have been raped. This eventually bit him in the ass as he tried to rape Sakura, only for her to kill him in Heaven's Feel. He's in love with Rin Tohsaka, but she doesn't return his interest. No wonder he tried to rape her, and Lancer pricked him in the arm for doing that. At least he hasn't tried this stunt here, because if he did, someone else would be the one punishing him for it, and considering how the Pantheon is.... Stays far away from Illya and Hercules (regardless if he has Mad Enhancement or not), since both of them murdered him in another route.
  • He views consent as a quaint idea, and this view tends to get him screwed over in the long run. He's not afraid to hit a girl either, which Shirou and possibly many others despise about him. Many people are surprised that Sakura actually cares about Shinji, considering that he raped and abused her for three years straight. Then again, the only reason Sakura was abused in the first place was because she had pity on him. Shinji Ikari was disgusted that they shared a first name, but Shinji Matou called him out for hypocrisy given he masturbated to a comatose Asuka. Of course, Shinji Ikari pointed out "he was so fucked up" at the time and never tried to rape her. The House of Love has no respect for how he raped his step-sister, and both Princess Candace and Kyu Sugardust were revolted.
  • His wish for the holy grail is to acquire the ability to utilize magecraft, so he can be special. There was one incident where the holy grail was left in the middle of the open, and in a mad dash to fulfill his wish, he tried to grab the holy grail, but was beaten to the punch by someone else. Luigi beat him to it, and all Luigi did with it was to put it back where it belonged. Saying that Shinji was peeved is an understatement. One of his few allies is Argus Filch, since he's a pretty prickly figure and is deeply resentful of being a Muggle Born of Mages. Of course, Filch thinks Shinji can be creepy so they aren't that buddy-buddy.
  • Voldemort considers him an example of why he hates squibs so much, much like he hates half-bloods, muggleborns and muggles. The heroic Harry Potter deities don't like him for being such a slimy person and call him out for blaming his issues on his lack of power and magic. Shinji is just envious of them. The Dursleys don't pay much attention to him, thinking he's a creepy weirdo who wastes his time with "unnatural" magic.
  • His fighting skills are just as bad as his magic, and he got chased off by a broom wielding Shirou, and even when he did punch Shirou, it wasn't that much to faze Shirou at all. Due to the fact that the Pantheon is filled to the brim with badasses, it's likely that he would run away from a lot of deities. There was one incident where Shinji ran into Toxie, and he high tailed it to get away from him. Too bad it didn't work, since Toxie can detect evil, and Toxie eventually caught up to him. It didn't end well. He also ran away from the Hokuto trio, since all three of them have zero tolerance on abusing women, and the fact that all three of them completely tower of him. (Shinji's 167 cm, while the Hokuto trio are all above six feet tall, with Raoh being an inch shy of seven feet tall)
  • He despises unconditionally happy atmospheres, and the usually idealistic atmosphere of the Pantheon tends to make him sick. His brilliant deduction skills and searching skills aren't well known. Many people wonder why he doesn't use these skills more often. Others say that he prefers to think with his genitals and not with his brain. As soon as a situation is no longer in his favor, he will beg, flee and backstab to ensure his own safety.
  • Do not call him useless at all. Too bad everyone calls him that. And in case you can't tell, people really don't like him. One of the few exceptions was Eric Cartman, who is full of narcissistic contempt despite how he's really just a spoiled, cowardly and angry kid. He wants to give Shinji advice on how to be a better Jerkass and get back at people.


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