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Cutter: Your real name can't be Mr. Jinx, can it?
Mr. Jinx: No, sir, it is not. My name is unpronounceable in your language.
Cutter: Say it anyway.
Mr. Jinx: It is also unpronounceable in my language.

Foreign names can be difficult to pronounce for English speakers, but the names of aliens and monsters are often worse still.

In the mildest version, the character's name is simply unusually long, set up with a phonetic maze like a Tongue Twister, or merely linguistically bizarre even given where it originates; Romanadvoratrelundar, Nahasapeemapetilon, Vijayaraghavensatyanaryanamurthy, Wendissofigelroc, Abalamahalamatandra. Pronouncing names like these correctly is a sign of linguistic skill. Mispronouncing them is allegedly funny.

In practice, most languages contain at least one sound, or sound combination, not allowed in English. Names containing such sounds will always be unpronounceable, though spelling may obscure this. Naturally, this works both ways. English has more sounds than most other major languages, and its speakers pile up consonants in ways which the rest of the world wouldn't dream of, so it is rich in unpronounceable names. Some languages even have linguistic variables that don't affect meaning at all in English — most famously, changing voice-pitch of a Chinese word changes its meaningnote , whereas in English tone doesn't do much other than change the emphasis of a sentence.

Characters who are seriously alien, and/or members of The Legions of Hell, get names genuinely unpronounceable in English. Mostly, they get names intended to be unpronounceable by a human mouth at all, but guaranteeing that requires some familiarity with other languages than English.

Curiously, these same unpronounceable names can almost always still be written in the Latin alphabet: Cthulhu, Mxyzptlk, WxrtHltl-jwlpklz. (Of course, there is no guarantee that what is written down sounds anything like the actual pronunciation - "bark" and "woof" isn't exactly what a dog sounds like, but is the closest we can get.) They are more commonly seen in print than on screen, since most actors are not stunt linguists. When they do appear on TV, if the character is friendly they'll get called something easier to say. Giving someone who is supposed to be awe-inspiring and mysterious a shortened and silly nickname is also a way of humanizing them — or even humiliating them, if they're a bad guy.

At the more extreme end of the unpronounceable scale are names which aren't even recognizable as "words". You can't say them or write them down. These tend to appear either in hard SF, or as parody. The serious variants are often described as animal or other noises — roars, grunts, clicks, pops, etc. Parody variants typically get elaborate descriptions, such as "a name which sounds approximately like a trolley of squawking chickens being chased downhill by a bagpipe player on horseback, but played backwards at twice the speed". Names like this are easy enough to do as sound effects, but difficult to handle in print.

Beyond even that are the names which aren't sounds at all — a flash of green light and the smell of roses, binary code, telepathy, and so on.

When it's even possible, correctly pronouncing the most extreme names is often actually dangerous — you could damage body and/or soul or call forth unspeakable evil.

Names which aren't even comprehensible are usually reserved for particularly Eldritch Abominations, or the REALLY seriously alien.

See also Punctuation Shaker and Word Purée Title. Compare No Pronunciation Guide, Some Call Me "Tim" and My Name Is ???.


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    Anime & Manga 
  • Ayano's boyfriend, Shimotakatani, from High School Girls. In episode 10 of the series, his name is mispronounced several times.
  • The Big Bad demon in Captain Harlock: Endless Odyssey is canonically stated to have a literally unpronounceable name. For convenience's sake, it's refered to as The Noo.
  • Rinne no Lagrange: Laffinty Fin E Ld Si, shortened to just Lan/Ran.
  • Space Dandy: Meow. His real name is Nynyamo, and it's not pronounced like how it's spelt. Extra points for it being a common name in his home star, Betelgeuse.
  • Haiyore! Nyarko-san: The title character calls herself Nyarlathotep and goes by Nyarko, but her real name can't be spoken by human tongues. Even being able to comprehend her name is an incredible feat, one that would grant the person in question incredible insight into her being and bring them closer together.
  • Transformers Beast Wars Neo: Rartorata, one of the servants of Unicron. Not so much in-universe, but out of it... yes. The Transformers Wiki has an absolute field-day making fun of it.
  • The Promised Neverland features man-eating demons/aliens that worship a god called... this. The name is written in a weird, undecypherable alien script.

  • The bicyclist from a sketch by Bavarian Karl Valentin.
    Policeman (Liesl Karlstadt in drag): What's your name?
    Bicyclist (Valentin): Wrdlbrmpfd.
    Policeman: What?
    Bicyclist: Wrdlbrmpfd.
    Policeman: Wadlstrumpf?
    Bicyclist: Wr-dl-brmpfd!
    Policeman: Talk understandably, don't mumble into your beard!
    Bicyclist: [pulls down fake beard] Wrdlbrmpfd.
    Policeman: What a stupid name! Get away!
    Bicyclist: [while leaving] Oh, by the way, officer — my sister wants me to tell you some greetings!
    Policeman: Your sister? But I don't know your sister at all!
    Bicyclist: You don't? She's such a short, stumpy one...
    Policeman: No, I don't know your sister — what's her name?
    Bicyclist: Her name is also Wrdlbrmpfd...

    Comic Books 
  • The DCU:
    • Quislet of the Legion of Super-Heroes has a real name which is an unpronounceable glyph.
    • Phantom Girl's home planet is named Bgztl. During the 2005 reboot, Karate Kid remarked that he wasn't sure if that was the planet's name or if she just sneezed.
    • Also technically, Mr. Mxyzptlk would be on this page, if it weren't for the fact that we're given a good pronunciation for his name (and, as a result, a good way to tell how to pronounce any name that's all consonants.) The pronunciations usually given are "Mix-pih-tulk" or "Mixxie-plik". (Note that "y" is a vowel in some languages such as french.)
      • In post-1986 continuity, "Mxyzptlk" is no longer his actual name. His real name is literally unpronounceable by humans (or, apparently, Kryptonians) so when he made his debut, he came up with a more human-friendly handle by conjuring up a giant typewriter and hitting the keys at random.
      • And to make things worse, in order to make him go away, you have to get him to say his name BACKWARDS.
      • Oddly enough, there was a second version of his name — the original spelling was "Mxyztplk," which was eventually retconned into a second entity entirely.
      • In Superman: The Ultimate Guide to the Man of Steel they gave a pronunciation guide of "Mix-yez-pitl-ick," which likely can be considered the official Silver Age pronunciation.
      • And the backwards version is "Kel-tip-zex-im."
    • Detective Chimp's real name is in chimpanzee language, and is best transcribed as "mostly three grunts and an incoherent shriek". It translation is much more understandable, meaning "Magnificent Finder of Tasty Grubs".
    • Agent "!" in Doom Patrol. One of the other characters wonders how you're supposed to pronounce it; he just says, "Simple: just '!'".
    • The Flash fought an evil alien computer program called Kilg%re (the official pronunciation is given as 'Kilgiear').
  • Marvel Comics:
    • Superhero Sleepwalker's actual name cannot be pronounced by humans. Since he's part of a race of Sleepwalkers, he simply has humans call him by his race's name when manifesting in the human world.
    • Starjammers character Hepzibah's real name is a complex combination of pheromones, not only unpronounceable but unreproducable by humans who lack scent glands of that complexity. Corsair got the name "Hepzibah" after the character in Pogo. She doesn't like the nickname, but it stuck.
    • On the subject of Starjammers, the team doctor is called Sikorsky due to his resemblance to a helicopter. But as he's insectoid, his real name is unpronounceable by humanoid tongues.
    • Marvel "What The..." parody of course had to play with the trope: When the Pulverizer politely asks the crook for the distributers of the "stuff", all he can say is "Wksfrstsk! Wksfrstsk!" - no wonder as the Pulverizer shoved his weapon down the crooks throat. But guess what, that IS the name of the distribution organisation.
  • In The Badger, the full name of the Badger's ally Ham the Weather Wizard is Hammaglystwythkbrngxxaxolotl. This name is intended as, not alien, but fourth-century Welsh.
  • In Fall of Cthulhu, one of the gods speaks his name to a human, and this is represented with a jet-black speech bubble and "wind" coming from behind the god. (As for the human who heard it, he goes into the fetal position and cries.)
  • In Halo and Sprocket, Katie and Sprocket convince Halo (an angel) to tell them his real name. Cue a page of kaleidoscopic images followed by the two of them unconscious on the floor "..but you can continue to call me 'Halo' if you wish."
  • Sonic Universe features the Mad Scientist Dr. Fukurokov. No one, be they his enemies or his allies, could pronounce his name. Lampshaded:
    Dr. Fukurokov: One day soon, the world will tremble at the name of Dr. Fukurokov!
    Antoine: Perhaps, but zey won't be able to pronounce it...
  • When Buffy asks a fairy who she is in issue 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 9, she answers Buffy couldn't pronounce her name.
  • The Simpsons: One issue deals with a country somewhere in Eastern Europe with a name no-one, not Bart, not Lisa, not U.S. Senators or Secret Servicemen seem able to pronounce. The last two make a valiant effort, at least ("I think that's a glottal stop..."), until eventually deciding to go with "Kahkf" (Inspired by Bart choking after being strangled by Lisa for ruining said country's economy).
  • Copperhead: a mild case with Budroxifinicus, who is dubbed Boo by Zeke and Clara within seconds of meeting him. No one else seems to have trouble with his name at all.

    Comic Strips 
  • Also parodied in a Dilbert comic strip.
    Elbonian: Hello, how may I help you? My name is Kruphnehdahpheweundikaniswalyniaphorganopop... I mean, Carl.
  • In Doonesbury, the country of Berzerkistan is led by Trff Bmzklfrpz. As explained in one comic, "Bmzklfrpz" is actually pronounced "Ptklm."
  • In For Better or for Worse, "Mtigwaki" is the First Nations village Liz once lived and taught in. The actual pronunciation (m-tigwak-eh) appears nowhere in the strip itself, leaving most not to even attempt spelling it, let alone saying it. People would refer to it as "Liz's village". The snarkier commenters would simply run with the unpronounceable nature ("Mtitikitavi", "Mtimtibangbang", etc.)

    Fan Works 
  • Notorious ficcer Ultamite Nineball, among other bizarre style choices, named one of his supporting characters "Thrnos". If, as many suspect, he's actually a Troll, it's possible that this is a homage of sorts to Grignr, or something similar.
  • Demonish, the common Demon language from Sonic X: Dark Chaos. Most of it is translated, but not all of it. The easiest way to replicate it is to "roll your face on your keyboard". It is described in-story as a combination of Latin and Enochian put in reverse.
    • Demonese Skript, an ancient form of Demonish, is literally only translatable by Maledict himself.
  • In The Legacy Hermione takes umbrage with Neville because he and his grandmother have a house elf.
    Hermione: But don't you see how awful that is? That is everything SPEW fights against! How can you - a member! - just stand by? You don't even call him by his name!
    Neville: Well, mostly because I can't. He's from a distant relative who...err...gave him a name consisting mostly of x, h, f and g and no vocals. She had a speech impediment, you see, and thought it funny to have others struggle as well.
  • In A.A. Pessimal's Discworld fic Hyperemesis Gravidarum, a wizard is murdered. Because he is 1,024th-part Barbarian Hero from a distant ancestor and because he put up a fight, he is alloweed Valhalla as a post-mortem destination. A Valkyrie duly calls to collect.
    "Errr… you're a Valkyrie?" Anthony asked, uncertainly. She smiled.
    "Probationary, at the moment." she said. She reached up and settled the fit of a slightly too large helmet. She extended a hand and smiled uncertainly.
    "Þrimhildr." she said. It had been just her luck to get a name beginning with a letter eight hundred years obsolete in modern Morporkian.
    Anthony made a brave stab at the sound. "Drrim..? Thrimm? T'rim…?"
    She shook her head.
    "Just call me Hilda? It's possibly easier."
    • In another tale by the same author, the hapless Rufus Drumknott is forced to try to pronounce the Vondalaans name given to a brand new Pegasus. The name Boetjie has a consonant cluster denoting a sound not present in Morporkian note , and Drumknott's pronunciation causes a native speaker of Vondalaans note  to wince.
  • In Pokemon Opal and Garnet, Clopin the Touceet's name is pretty much this to everyone. Since his name contains a French nasal vowel (he is named for a character in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, after all), he'll often get mispronounciations such as "klop-pin," "kloh-PAN," "kloh-pin," or the like. It's actually "kloh-PAH~n," and the way to get this sound according to Clopin himself is to say the word "pang" out loud. Then, once you've said it, cut off the "-ng" at the end abruptly. Usually, they'll say "kloh-PAY," but Clopin makes it clear to them that they need to cut off the entire sound.
  • A mild example: The new civilians in The Keys Stand Alone are the G'heddi'onians. The four, being nicknamers, don't even attempt to pronounce it (“Man, what a tongue-twister of a name,” comments Paul) and promptly start calling them Geddies. This is lampshaded several times by people who find it charming that they do this when everyone else is very careful to say it correctly.
    • It's pronounced guh-heddy-OH-nee-ans.
    • Durothé's tribe is the Tranfardasfamira. And yes, if the four ever had to mention the tribe's name, they would call them the Trannies.
  • The eponymous Predator from Digimon 3: Predator Vs Digimon introduces himself as Krlrkak. Most dramatic readings on YouTube have trouble pronouncing it, while a film adaptation made in Garry's Mod makes the character himself having trouble pronouncing it, needing multiple takes to do so.
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: Marik can't pronounce the name of Akhnaten/Akunadan/Just Forget It (Hakuna Matata?). He eventually decides to just call him "Bob".
  • Dragon Ball Z Abridged:
    • Nobody seems to be able to pronounce the Japanese name for Piccolo's "Special Beam Cannon" ("Makankosappo"), including Piccolo himself.
      "Makansa... Makakasappa... Makasappa — Ah to hell with it, Special Beam Cannon!!"
    • Cell managed to say it properly, leading Kami to remark "Oh, so that's how you pronounce it."
    • Dragonball Kai Abridged episode 1 rendered it as "Makansapparappaka!!"
    • The joke continues in Dragon Ball Xenoverse with Male Voice #8 (a.k.a. "Abridged Nappa"), which pronounces it "Makansappalopolis!"
  • Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami gives us the shinigami Tioseafj. Word of God has it that the author came up with the name by smashing keys on the keyboard.
  • Seeing how Dreadnought Despair has characters from across the globe, there are bound to be a few of these. Nikola Ragnvaldsson, Vasundhara Mwamba, and even protagonist Timaeus Woodworth are good examples of this trope.

    Films — Animation 
  • WALL•E. Title-character WALL-E has a lot of trouble pronouncing EVE's name. She corrects him multiple times, but he doesn't get any further than "Ee-vah".
  • Subverted in the Disney version of Hercules, where several characters have halfway-unpronouncable Greek names like Philoctetes, and say, "Just call me Phil for short".
  • In Toy Story, toys for Buzz Lightyear's nemesis Zurg said his home planet was Xrghthung. But in Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, it's just "Planet Z".

    Films — Live-Action 
  • Both used and parodied at the same time by Men in Black with the Twins, identical aliens that maintain the MIB database. One has a name that is completely incoherent, using the infamous Welsh gurgle-sound, technically called a voiceless alveolar lateral fricative. The other is "Bob".
  • In the 2007 Transformers movie, nobody can get the name "Witwicky" right. This is not a "funny foreign last name" thing, either, as they're portrayed as a fairly "normal" American family.
  • Oddly enough, there was a character called Mr. Unpronounceable in the Matthew Broderick movie The Road to Wellville. His real name is probably something Slavic.
  • Played with in Beetlejuice. The titular character's name is actually spelled "Betelgeuse" as in the star, but the protagonists have trouble figuring out how it's pronounced from just reading it.
  • A running gag in Godzilla (1998) remake is that no one can properly pronounce the name of worm expert Niko Tatopoulos (the surname of the VFX designer). He is therefore usually just called "The Worm Guy".
  • In Splash, Daryl Hannah's mermaid character, Madison, is prompted to give her real name, despite stating that it's hard to say "in your language." When she finally says it, it sounds like highly amplified porpoise squeals and shatters the televisions in a nearby display.
  • In How I Unleashed World War II, a Polish comedy film set during the Second World War, the main character introduces himself to the Germans as Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz of Chrząszczyrzewoszyce, county Łękołody. Bshencheeshcheekyevich. Gsheghosh. The main character's real name is Franciszek (Frantcheeshek) Dolas. The Nazis have a horrible time trying to write down his name.
  • The real name of Draco from Dragonheart "can't be uttered in your tongue" and is presumably a mighty roar. He was named Draco by his friend as it is the name of a constellation that is the shape of a dragon.
  • Disney's The Cat from Outer Space has "Zunar-J-5/9 Doric-4-7"... but you can call him Jake.
  • A running gag in The Man with Two Brains. Steve Martin's character Dr. Hfuhruhurr calmly insists that his name is pronounced exactly as it's spelled. Various characters find many different ways to attempt it. Martin pronounces it like "Huff-haaaahhhhrrrrr." One of his bonding moments with Anne Uumellmahaye is that they're both say each other's name correctly on the first try.
  • The Poleepkwa/Prawns' language in District 9 is literally unpronounceable by human tongues, so when some of them landed in South Africa, they were given human names such as Christopher Johnson, Oliver and Paul. Given the nature of the movie, this is also meant to recall the practice of giving slaves European names as to erase their identity.
  • Star Wars:
    • In-Universe the reason for Bilingual Dialogue with Chewbacca and other Wookiees is because they're physically incapable of speaking Basic, though they can understand it perfectly well. The converse is true of humans, who can't reproduce Shyriiwook.
    • In Attack of the Clones the Geonosian language was created by recording a voice actor saying the lines in English, then randomly speeding it up and slowing it down in the computer and interspersing foley effects such as a guy wrapping tissue paper over a comb, then sputtering against it.
  • Paddington's real name is a sort of roaring noise that humans can't manage. Mr Brown's attempt gets an Informed Obscenity reaction from Paddington. Hilariously Paddington is seen giving Judy lessons in bear language and she's rather adept at it.
  • Pete's Dragon (1977): A Running Gag has the villain utterly unable to pronounce the name of the town, Passamaquoddy. The name is actually a real Native American tribe in Maine and that of a part of the Bay of Fundy on the Main/New Brunswick border.
  • In Spider-Man: Homecoming, Happy Hogan quickly renounces trying to pronounce "Megingjörð", instead just calling it "Thor's belt".
  • In the film adaptation of The Fourth Protocol, Michael Caine's character and his son amuse themselves trying to pronounce the names of Soviet and Eastern European visitors to the UK.

  • J. H. Brennan, of GrailQuest fame, also wrote a series of gamebooks starring a barbarian named Fire*Wolf.
    "I am called Fire*Wolf," Fire*Wolf said, enunciating the central guttural in the manner of the Wilderness tribes.

  • This works for ANY nationality that tends to have long surnames:
    Q: What does a Polish man give his wife on his wedding day that's long and hard?
    A: His last name.

  • In The Lord of the Rings, the Ents' real names would take hours to say, if humans could even vocalize some of the sounds. In a few cases, Treebeard used Elvish words and strung them together as he would in his own language, like Lorien = laurelindórenan lindelorendor malinornélion ornemalin, "singing-gold-land-valley singing-dream-land of yellow-trees with yellow-flowers". Another example: Fangorn (transliterated into Elvish) = Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lëmeanor, "Forestmanyshadowed — deepvalleyblack Deepvalleyforested Gloomyland". Actual Entish was probably impossible to render into any human language.
    • Subverted on constructed Elvish, Mannish and Dwarven names. Tolkien gives quite neat pronunciation guides in the additions of Return of the Kings. Hence names like Telumehtar Umbardacil are not only fully pronounceable, but also comprehensible as well.
    • Played straight for Valarin, the language of the godlike Valar. Many names related to Valar and Valinor are actually Elvish adaptations or translations; the original names are much less pronounceable. For example, the original name of vala Aule is A3ûlêz, and the tree Telperion is called Ibrîniðilpathânezel in Valarin. Then again, Valar do not really need to pronounce these names as they are able to communicate telepathically.
  • Star Trek Expanded Universe:
    • Every single representative of the Q refers to himself as Q — the 17th letter of the alphabet apparently being the closest approximation of their names that the English language is capable of rendering. In one of the Spock vs. Q audiobooks, Q further states that his true name is about two light years long, which is a measure of distance, not time. Whether he meant distance or time, both font size and speech tempo vary considerably, but even so, it's clearly still a long name.
    • Diane Duane's Rihannsu novels feature Romulan names that are not only really long but also apparently unpronounceable. Vulcans' real names are also impossible for humans to pronounce.
    • Diane Duane's Dark Mirror features a dolphin Starfleet officer named "Hwiii ie'ee u-Ulak! ha'".
    • In Star Trek: New Frontier, the main character has his name changed from M'k'n'zy to Mackenzie by a guy at Starfleet Academy registration who refused to learn how to pronounce and spell it properly. He arbitrarily assigned Mac the name of Mackenzie Calhoun (Calhoun was the name of his tribe, "M'k'n'zy of Calhoun") to avoid having to figure out the real name.
    • The Q Continuum gives the Hate Plague being from "The Day of the Dove" the name (*). Picard hopes he never has to pronounce it himself.
  • H.P. Lovecraft's elder gods have such names. For example, "Cthulhu" is only an approximation of the correct pronunciation, leading to several variant spellings (although "Cthulhu" is the most widespread). In fact, one of the fictional books mentioned in the Lovecraft Mythos is Unaussprechlichen Kulten, which is translated by its creator as Nameless Cults. The phrase translates more literally as Unspeakable (in the sense of Unpronounceable) Cults, which commentators are wont to comment on.
    • Lovecraft was directly asked what the "correct" way to pronounce "Cthulu" is, and he explained that there really isn't a single "correct" version for anyone reading his works - because the human throat physically cannot make the same horrifying sounds as an Eldtrich Abomination. It's sort of like an onomatopoeia - ask two people to spell the sound a dog makes and one will write "bark" and the other "arf".
    • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
    • Also, there is "Hastur, the Unspeakable"
    • Averted for Nyarlathotep, the Black Pharaoh. It bears the historical Egyptian suffix -hotep, meaning "peace" or "satisfaction", this can be justified, given the nature how it interacted with the humans actively.
  • Diane Duane's Young Wizards series:
    • Fred the white hole's real name, which he's still not finished pronouncing when someone cuts him off after a full line of text in So You Want to Be a Wizard.
    • This joke is done again with Ed the Master Shark in the sequel, Deep Wizardry.
    • Technically, everyone has a name like this, since the true names are basically complete descriptions of the person in The Speech.
  • In Larry Niven's Known Space:
    • The Tnuctipun are an entire race of Precursors with an unpronounceable name. When humans discover a Thrint in stasis (the species that enslaved the Tnuctipun and who caused all sentient life to commit suicide a billion years ago) he is dubbed "Kzanol." When Kzanol-Greenberg believes himself to be a Kzanol and tries speaking, he nearly chokes himself trying to speak their language. Since they were incredibly powerful telepaths, you wonder why the Thrintun had a spoken language at all.
    • Pierson's Puppeteers have unpronounceable names, which is why they tend to take names from mythical centaurs. Nessus, the insane Puppeteer from the Ringworld sub-series, has a real name that sounds like a car crash set to music. There are several different reference to the Puppeteer's orchestral/cacophonous native language in the Known Space stories. One was along the lines of "bagpipes being burned alive". The reason given in the books is that the Puppeteers have two sets of vocal chords (three pairs of vocal cords per throat), and since they use their mouths as hands, their lips and tongues are more mobile and coordinated than a human's. They are also much more intelligent than other species and have been civilized for considerably longer, so their language has had much more opportunity to develop significant complexity.
    • The Kzinti are somewhat catlike, and it's explicitly noted that "One Kzin speaking sounds like a catfight; four Kzinti in heated argument sound like a major feline war , with atomics." The few scraps/descriptions we get (only Kzin nobles get actual names, most Kzinti are called by their job titles instead) bear this out. When Speaker-to-Animals (an English translation of his title, which is described as a "snarl on a rising note") becomes a noble after Ringworld, he is given the name Chmeee, with the initial sound being described being "a warning cough such as a lion might give".
    • The central figure of the novel Protector is named Phssthpok. It's pronounced "Nasal-hiss-that-sounds-like-"phsssth"-followed-by-sound-of-hardened-lips-and-gums-snapping-together." Brennan can pronounce it just fine after his own transformation into a Protector, but other humans have to approximate it.
    • Subverted by some of the names used for humanoid Ringworld inhabitants (e.g. "Halrloprillalar" — at first glance, it looks unpronounceable, but it's flows perfectly well if you just give it a chance).
  • Niven's The Magic Goes Away series features a character known only as the Warlock. His real name was made unpronounceable on purpose. His parents summoned a demon who could pronounce things no human could say, had the demon name the boy, then trapped the demon. The idea was that knowing someone's real name gave you power over them, but you had to say the name to use it.
  • Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next novels feature a handful of unpronounceable names, one of the many ways in which it plays with text versus the "real world."
  • David Brin's Startide Rising features aliens called the Karrank%, with the % pronounced as a "double glottal stop", which is allegedly impossible for humans to make.
  • In "Heaven's Reach", a later book in Startide Rising universe, a pair of humans are trapped in a ship of aliens called the Jophur, who often use scent semantically. Signs to certain sectors of the ship are labeled by odour not by script. One of the humans is able to figure out the meanings of the signs based on his experience with the species.
  • A great example is from the book version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in which the character Ford Prefect's original name is "only pronounceable in an obscure Betelgeusian dialect" which was almost wiped out by the "Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal./Sid./Year 03758", and which Ford himself never learned. At school, Ford was nicknamed "Ix", which translates as "boy who is not able satisfactorily to explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven".
    • Also invoked and subverted in a humorous way: Douglas Adams settled for Slartibartfast's name precisely because, when he dictated the name to his secretary, he wanted him/her to ask how the name was spelled, upon which Douglas Adams wanted to reply that it was spelled the way it's pronounced... His secretary didn't ask how it was spelled and spelled it correctly on the first try.
  • In Richard Adams' Watership Down, while buck rabbits do have easily pronounceable English names, there are names in lapine [the language of rabbits], such as "Hyzenthlay" and "Thethuthinnang". The easily pronounceable English names are translations of lapine names. For instance, Fiver's real name is Hrairoo. Hyzenthlay, translated into English, means "Shine-Fur-Dew" (literally, fur shining like dew).
  • Animorphs:
    • The Andalite Sixth Ranger has his alien name, Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthil, shortened to 'Ax'. Ironically, Andalites communicate through telepathy.
    • Beaked Hork-Bajir and leech-mouthed Taxxons have similarly unpronounceable names; averted with the juvenile Hork-Bajir named Toby, after the human (sorta) Tobias.
  • The eponymous character in Daniel Pinkwater's children's book Borgel has a driver's license in the name of Borgel McTavish—his real last name sounds nothing like McTavish, but even less like anything else.
  • Roger Zelazny:
    • The fantasy novel The Changing Land features a demon named Melbrinionsadsazzersteldregandishfeltselior. The long name is necessary for the invocation ritual, and if the sorcerer attempting it were to get as much as one syllable wrong, the demon would kill him. Understandably, wizards are reluctant to attempt it. Subverted inasmuch as one of the antagonists is a wizard named Baran, whose native tongue is a horribly complicated agglutinative language, so he has no problem pronouncing the name and using the demon for errands.
    • From The Chronicles of Amber series, Strygalldwyrr. Or however you spell that. (That's Welsh, but still.)
    • The second of the My Name Is Legion stories features a sapient dolphin named 'Kjwalll'kje'k'koothaïlll'kje'k (which is also, no doubt to the delight of his copy-editors, the title of the story itself).
  • On the Discworld, demons are given names that look like they were selected by headbutting a keyboard; when the demon WxrtHltl-jwlpklz introduces himself in Wyrd Sisters, Nanny Ogg quips, "Where were you when the vowels were handed out, behind the door?" Her co-witch, Granny Weatherwax, pronounces it without raising a sweat. While there are hideous beasts from the dungeon dimensions a la Cthulhu, more description is given to their forms than names (they're usually described as what might be the offspring of an octopus and a bicycle).
  • "Sir" in A Series of Unfortunate Events has a name that's "very long and complicated" when written down, and which is apparently so illegible that attempts at pronunciation seem entirely random — "Mr. Bek-", "Mr. Sho-".
  • An ancient Sufficiently Advanced Alien in Phillip Reeve's Steam Punk Space Opera Larklight has a real name in a musical-sounding languages which the narrator says he can't possibly transcribe. And that's not even getting into names such as Ph'Ahrpuu'xxtpllsprngg, and the truly epic example from the third book that takes up almost five lines. note 
  • Spider Robinson:
    • Time Travelers Strictly Cash from the Callahan's Crosstime Saloon series, reveals the alien Mickey Finn's real name to be "Txffu Mpwfs" as far as the narrator can tell. Which, incidentally, happens to be "Sweet Lover" with each letter incremented by one.
    • A story features an evil wizard who has protected himself from vulnerability through his name by subtly altering human evolution until their larynxes are physically unable to pronounce it.
  • The talking horse Bree's full name in The Horse and His Boy is "Breehy-hinny-brinny-hoohy-hah," which his human companion can't pronounce. They later meet a talking mare who goes by "Hwin," which suggests she has a similar name. And when told that the human's name is Shasta, Bree remarks that that's "really hard to pronounce."
  • Averted in Gulliver's Travels, where the eponymous hero often finds himself in lands populated by people with very strange languages (such as the Houyhnhnms, whose words sound largely like whinnies) which he makes every effort to emulate, usually with quite a lot of success.
  • Watzisname of Enid Blyton's Faraway Tree series had a name so complicated that everyone called him Watzisname up to the point that he himself forgot what his real name was and had to go to a witch to find out that it was Kollamoolitumarellipawkyrollo.
  • In Hard to Be a God by Strugatsky Brothers, people from Earth are working undercover on another planet, inhabited by humanoids resembling Terrans very closely. One of them works as shaman to a tribal leader, whose name has 45 syllables.
  • In Anne McCaffrey and Mercedes Lackey's The Ship Who Searched, one of the graduate students Tia and Alex are taking to their archeological dig is a plantlike alien who goes by "Fred".
    "Very few humans would be able to reproduce his real name. His vocal organ is a vibrating membrane in the top of his head. He does human speech just fine, but we can't manage his."
  • In Anne McCaffrey's "Talent" series, an alien race called the Mrdini, whose names do not contain vowels, like "Prtglm".
  • The demon from Artemis Fowl: N* 1, which is apparently supposed to be pronounced 'Number one', but is still a pain to read aloud.
  • Timothy Zahn loves unpronounceable names, both in his own original works and his Star Wars Expanded Universe series. In the latter, at one point during The Thrawn Trilogy Han Solo mentions the Imperials have attacked three planets — "Bpfassh, and two unpronounceable ones" — and even Bpfassh doesn't look that straightforward to say. In Outbound Flight, Thrawn tries to teach his language to a human, but while the human can hear the difference between his pronunciation and the right one, he can't aspirate right. Thrawn's name seems pretty straightforward, right? Which is probably why Zahn revealed that his full name is Mitth'raw'nuruodo. His brother's name? Mitth'ras'safis. Good luck!
    • And if you think his Star Wars novels are bad, try books like his The Conquerors Trilogy, where you have another pair of siblings: Thrr-gilag and his brother Thrr-mezaz, and their father, Thrr't-rokik.
  • One of Italo Calvino's recurring characters is Qfwfq, an immortal entity who remembers everything he has ever done in every last of of his incarnations since before the beginning of the universe. The other entities he interacts with have names like this as well, such as his Granny Bb'b and his sister G'd(w)^n.
  • The island of Qwghlm in Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon and The Baroque Cycle. The Qwghlmian language has no vowels, and is basically a parody of everything English speakers find difficult about Welsh and Gaelic (although it's not a Celtic language, or related to any known languages at all).
  • Wild Cards: The Takisian scientist who tries (and fails) to stop the wild card virus from spreading on Earth has a name that covers his lineage for the past thousand generations. Most folks tend to refer to him as "Doctor Tachyon," a nickname that spread after he tried to explain how his ship worked.
  • In one of the Vlad Taltos novels, Vlad and Morrolan visit a Serioli, whose name is only given as something sounding like "the last cough from a man with Joiner's Lung". Also, people from the Kanefthali Mountains, such as Hwdf'rjaanci, have names unpronounceable to Vlad, though some characters have no trouble saying them.
  • In the Into the Looking Glass series, it's more likely than not for a member of any species with minimal or hostile contact with another to mispronounce the other's species name, let alone the names of its individuals. The Mreeee (basically a cat yowl) are almost pronounceable for humans, and the N!t!ch! (! is a tongue-click) might be manageable for members of certain African tribes, but the "Fivverockpit," as one human attempts to pronounce, aren't even given a fully romanized spelling for their proper name, with an @ symbol standing in for what one assumes must be Black Speech.
  • In Gordon Korman's Nose Pickers from Outer Space, we are introduced to Stanley Mflxnys, an alien from Pan (a so-called "Pant", pl. "Pants"). He looks just like a person, but he eats paper, and has a computer inside his head where a person's brain would be (his real brains are behind his knees).
  • In Jeff VanderMeer's Ambergris books, the Graycaps have a language consisting largely of clicks and whistles, and is so complicated that for longest time people were arguing if they really had a language at all. In Finch it's mentioned that their name for themselves is Fanaarcensitii — or as close as you can get with Roman letters.
  • The Riddle Master Trilogy by Patricia A. McKillip has a famous wizard referred to only as "Iff of the Unpronounceable Name" (it is later revealed that his name needed to be sung, and even then it took a while to figure out the tune).
  • Alastair Reynolds tends to name his transhuman characters in this fashion. Many Conjoiners in his Revelation Space universe have names consisting of "a string of interiorised qualia" only comprehensible within Conjoiner collective consciousness. Those who have to interact with baseline humans tend to use one-word approximations — a Conjoiner girl whose name represents a particular atmospheric phenomenon found rarely in the upper layers of certain gas giants is known to her human captors as Weather.
    • And the Slashers in the standalone novel Century Rain have full names which include strange, musical trilling noises, thanks to their modified larynxes.
  • Rock from The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson is properly named Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor. It has enough vowels to be pronounced but nobody but Rock even tries. Amusingly, Rock's name is "Rock" if it is translated. Specifically, all the rocks that his father discovered before Rock's birth. It is also a poem. And apparently all of Rock's people are named similarly.
  • The book "Changes" of The Dresden Files:
    • Harry discovers that the latest monster trying to kill him is called an Ik'k'uox. Rather than bother trying to pronounce that, Harry decides to call it 'The Ick'.
    • There's the True Name of He Who Walks Behind. His name is a psychic montage of agony.
  • One of the villains in Alcatraz Smedry Versus the Knights of Crystannia is referred to as She Who Cannot Be Named. This is because only one of the good guys is capable of pronouncing her name, which is Kangchenjunga Sarektjakka.
  • Lord Toede in the Dragonlance universe has Crystityckol'k'kq'q. They call him Jugger. He also doesn't like those "new" folks at the Abyss with pronounceable names, like Judith. According to him, the real professionals had names that shattered crystal fifty paces away.
  • Zzyzx, the great demon prison in the Fablehaven series.
  • The Eye of Argon features Grignr the barbarian battling the evil Prince Agaphim and his equally evil advisor Agafnd. Agafnd later becomes Agfnd, which does not go un-riffed in the famous MSTing.
    "He's losing vowels with every passing second!"
  • In Vernor Vinge's story "Conquest by Default", the humanoid aliens have the ability to close their nostrils, and their language accordingly has nostril consonants. The author hoped they could be printed as 'p̃' [p tilde] and 'ṽ' [v tilde]; his editor said "Sure, if you want to pay for special type." Even today they are printed as % and #.
  • Grey Knights: Inquisitor Ligeia spends much of her time babbling incomprehensibly when she was being interrogated for helping the rogue Inquisitor, Valinov escape. As it turns out, she helped Valinov escape so that they could find the demon they were looking for, Ghargatuloth, and her babbling as she was being interrogated was Ghargatuloth's True Name.
  • In the short novel Realty Check, (yes, realty, not reality) the female protagonist briefly encounters a female alien whose name is written out in random symbols — somehow she manages to pronounce it, while her Love Interest can only say "Star-Omega." In the same chapter, we discover said alien's lover is under attack by a monster called a ===.
  • The Oz book The Magic of Oz centers around a formula for instant shapeshifting. You must pronounce correctly the word Pyrzqxgl. Takes amazingly few tries for the characters.
  • The Wheel of Time has an interesting variation in the case of the names of the wolves, as first described by Elyas Machera in The Eye Of The World: they communicate through Telepathy, so their names are elaborate sense-impressions that can be translated into speech in the vaguest terms.
    Elyas: Her name isn't Dapple. It's something that means the way shadows play on a forest pool at a midwinter dawn, with the breeze rippling the surface, and the tang of ice when the water touches the tongue, and a hint of snow before nightfall in the air. But that isn't quite it, either.
  • In the Red Dwarf novel "Last Human", many of the GELFS have long, hard to pronounce names (One even has the title "The Unpronounceable" following his).
  • Isaac Asimov seemed to be peculiarly fond of telling his readers exactly how to pronounce the names of his characters, even if the pronunciation wasn't that unusual. Although he usually only did this when the way the name is pronounced was going to be relevant to the story at some point.
  • The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel:
    • Tsagaglalal.
    • Huitzilopochtli, another name for Mars Ultor.
    • Coatlicue, the Mother of All the Gods.
    • It's a bit of a Running Gag that Machiavelli has trouble pronouncing Quetzalcoatl's name.
    • If you're not familiar with Irish names, Aoife can be a bit tricky (though the narration does mention that, when she introduced herself, it sounded like "ee-fa").
    • Ma-ka-tai-me-she-kia-kiak (call him Black Hawk).
  • The Hsktskt species in the Stardoc series (although, seeing as they're reptilian, it may be just a modulated hiss).
  • The aliens who show up in book three of the Captain Underpants series discuss using Applied Phlebotinum to make the students "grow to the size of Xlequispfnote  trees."
  • Star Risk, Ltd. has as the team's Big Guy and Smart Guy the alien Amanandrala Grookonomonslf. For obvious reasons he goes by Grok most of the time.
  • Subverted in Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court: Merlin tells Hank he needs to pronounce the “name none may utter and live” to break a spell on a well. Hank bricks up the hole in the well instead. Later he ad-libs “BGWJJILLIGKKK” just for show, which is anviliciously explained as not the spirit’s name.
  • In Summers at Castle Auburn, aliora names are too hard for humans to say, so humans call them by approximations or even rename them—Rowena, Cressida, Andrew.
  • In Imminent Danger And How To Fly Straight Into It Trisklimysls is aware of exactly how unpronounceable his name is, and asks that people call him Doctor T.
  • In the Malazan Book of the Fallen there's a race of sentient reptiles that's called K'Chain Che'Malle (and their brethren, the K'Chain Nah'Ruk). And while in and of itself that's just difficult, but not impossible to pronounce, it keeps piling up. As an example, when one takes into account the race and the reason he was bred for one such lizard, one ends up with the beautiful K'Chain Che'Malle Shi'Gal Gu'Rull.
    • Interestingly, the K'Chain seem unable to pronounce human names, even though they can communicate via their own brand of telepathy with humans. And yet they only ever use the titles of their human companions. That may or may not have to do with their telepathy working via transmitting ideas into the other's brain, and titles being easier to express as an idea.
  • In Terra, the Fnrrn language has no vowels. The Fnrrns finds Earth language just has hard to parse (pronouncing "Earth" as "Rrth" and "Human" as "Ymn"). Lppb chooses the name "Terra" for the human child he adopts because it can be pronounced relatively easily as "T'rr".
  • In Veniss Underground, Salvador/John's real name is a chirping sound that only meerkats can properly pronounce.
  • In the Paradox Trilogy, the bird-alien Basil's real name consists of whistles and chirps.
  • Dalziel and Pascoe: Dalziel takes an instant dislike to Pascoe when they first meet because the latter knows how to pronounce the former's name properly without having to ask. To Dalziel, this marks Pascoe out as a smart-arse.
  • In Alien in a Small Town, the subterranean aliens' language consists of subaudible sounds projected through the ground. When dealing with humans, the main character instead goes by the name "Paul."
  • Kushiel's Legacy takes this Up to Eleven with the True Name of God, which is spoken to Phèdre in total silence by a tongueless priest and is rendered in text as "_______!" When she finally says it aloud, everyone within earshot hears it as their native language's version of the word "Love".
  • In Dragaera, the Physical God commonly known as Tri'nagore has the full name Tristangrascalaticrunagore, which poses quite a problem for someone attempting a lengthy Summoning Ritual that requires the full name be spoken — many times, with perfect pronunciation.

    Live-Action TV 
  • The Shadows in Babylon 5 do not call themselves "The Shadows". Their own name for themselves is "ten thousand letters long" and unpronounceable by humans.
  • Used as in-universe plot device with German "Bernd das Brot", in the parody "Berndi Broter". It features Lord, The Lord Whose Name Nobody Can Speak.
    The Lord: Any last words before I kill you?
    Bernd: Actually, yes. Why are you called "The Lord Whose Name Nobody Can Speak"?
    The Lord: Well, it IS actually very hard to pronounce. Not for me, of course, after all I can speak my own name, eh? It's Lord, wait, that didn't come over good...Voltzmpdetzsch... The Lord tries it a few times in ever rising frustration and anger, breaks his magic wand in a moment of fffuuu and dies on the spot.
  • Early in Bewitched, while Darren is still trying to be polite to Endora, he asks her what her last name is. She flatly replies, "Forget it, you'll never be able to pronounce it."
  • A Bit of Fry and Laurie:
    • In one sketch, Laurie's character gives his name to a policeman as Derek followed by the sound of a small object being dropped onto a countertop, which is spelled "Nippl-e" (not "nipple"). Hilarity Ensues.
    • And when the name of the street on which he lives is pronounced by doing a brief tap-dancing routine before proceeding to slap the policeman across the face? Even more Hilarity Ensues.
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Xander and Spike are tracking a demon that's poisoned Buffy when it suddenly leaps out at them.
    Spike: Oh, balls! You didn't say the thing was a Glarghk Guhl Kashma'nik.
    Xander: That's 'cause I can't say Glarma— (demon hits him)
    • In Angel, Jasmine's real name, when finally heard, is essentially a moaning scream from the decapitated Keeper of the Name, the only being who knows - and can pronounce - her true name. Correctly pronouncing her name causes Jasmine's influence over humanity to evaporate.
  • Parodied on The Daily Show when Samantha Bee gives Al-Jazeera a makeover. Because she can't even understand Ghida Fakhry's name, after the American friendly rebrand, she becomes "Peppermint Gomez".
  • The Day Today expanded the name of real-life reporter Brian Hanrahan for the character Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan.
  • Doctor Who:
    • Jossed: The Doctor in the Classic series (particularly the Fourth) dropped somewhat inconsistent hints that his real name is unpronounceable by humans (which makes more sense, given his abbreviation of "Romana" for Romanadvoratrelundar). The new series, however, has River Song (a human, basically) whisper his name in his ear to prove that she would one day become extremely important to him, disproving this.
    • In "The Abominable Snowmen", Jamie has real difficulty saying "Padmasambhava", calling him things like "Padme-whatsit".
    • Russell T. Davies also has a love for this trope — the two most egregious examples being:
    • In "The Doctor's Wife", the passcode to access one of the TARDIS' control rooms is, quite literally, unpronounceable. It's telepathically based, and you have to think the concepts, which are "Crimson", "11", "Delight", and "Petrichor (the smell of dust after rain)".
  • In Farscape, Pilot's native language is so complex that one sentence can convey hundreds of ideas. The Translator Microbes can't keep up unless he carefully dumbs down his speech for others. This is probably why we never learn his real name.
    • And let's not forget all the alien names that have to be shortened for John: Joolushko Tunai Fenta Hovalis (Jool), Utu Noranti Pralatong (Noranti), Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu (Sikozu). While these names are all technically pronounceable, they are pretty complex.
    • In "The Peacekeeper Wars", the name Aeryn originally wanted to give to her and John's child sounded pretty much like a loud belch. While yawning.
  • The Fast Show featured a spoof of The Untouchables called "The Unpronounceables", in which both the mobsters and "good guys" struggle with each other's long and complicated names. And the acronyms of various law enforcement agencies. Like pronouncing the NYPD as a phonetic word (kinda like "Nippud") and only breaking into triumphant cheering once one of the mobsters asked how it was spelled.
  • In Game of Thrones, the Spice King does not give his name, saying that it's long and unpronounceable to foreigners.
  • Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger seems to be toying with this, giving names like Shibuyaseitakaawadachisouhidenagaaburamushi to the Monster of the Week, and a villain whose name is written as "©Na"(subverted in that it's pronounced Marushina/ Malseena).
  • Keeping Up Appearances:
    • Hyacinth's father had a female friend with a Polish surname that none of the other characters knew how to pronounce. However, this was solely due to Polish spelling; the actual pronunciation was approximately 'Zoey'.
    • There was an episode in which Rose was engaged to a Polish man whose name baffled all the characters (and was never seen on-screen), so they all just called him "Mr. Whats-it".
  • The episode of Lost titled "?" Consensus seems to mostly believe it's pronounced "question mark".
  • In The Middleman episode "The Flying Fish Zombification", an energy drink is named "!!!!", which you pronounce by stomping your right foot, doing "jazz hands" and grinning. The characters then proceed to use the name through an entire scene (and occasionally throughout the rest of the episode) as if it were an ordinary name.
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus:
    • Mr. Tarquin fim-tim-lim-bim-win-bim-lim-bus-stop-f'tang-f'tang-olé-biscuitbarrel. His name was later adopted by a real life political candidate.
    • The Very Silly candidate from Harpenden, whose name includes all manner of sound effects, including a whistle and a gunshot:
    Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith.
    • Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
    • The Knights Who Say Icky-cky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing?
  • The second episode of The Newsroom had Will trying a more hands-on approach with his staff, starting with learning everyone's name:
    Will: I was up half the night learning to pronounce 'Calinalsia Zebrezniak'.
    Don: Callie doesn't work here anymore.
    Will: Dianastasia Jorma?
    Don: Nope.
    Will: Muhammad al Muhammad al Muhammad bin Bazir?
    Don: Went to Fox.
  • The mermaid in Sanctuary has a name, but Will and Henry consider it unpronounceable, and have instead christened her Sally.
  • Stargate SG-1':
    • The Zat'nik'tel (a kind of stun gun). Lampshaded a few times in the series, it's usually just called "Zat" or "Zat gun".
      Maj. Thornberg: What was the weapon you used?
      Col. O'Neill: ... Well, it's hard to say.
      Maj. Thornberg: Some sort of state secret?
      Col. O'Neill: No, just difficult to pronounce.
    • The fact that many Goa'uld (alien) terms are hard to pronounce or are very/overly long is lampshaded in the Season 3 episode "Deadman Switch":
      O'Neill: So, Teal'c, how does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions?
      Teal'c: Taks.
      O'Neill: Tak'nik'tels?
      Teal'c: [very fast] Takunitagaminituron. [pause] Taks.
  • In one episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, Spock claimed that his family name was unpronounceable by humans; in a different episode, his human mother said she could do so, but only "after a fashion, and after many years of practice". (The actress who played his mother, however, once told conventioneers that "Spock" was his surname. His real first name? Harold. OK, he's half-human.)
    • Story editor D.C. Fontana wrote a letter to a Trek fanzine saying that an English approximation of Spock's family name was "Xtmprsqzntwlfb", and much early fanfic ran with it.
    • In Star Trek: The Motion Picture, the Vulcan Master — speaking in the Vulcan language — pronounces his name as "Spoch" (with a long "o" followed by the "ch" sound in "chutzpah"). Maybe when Spock told Kirk that "you wouldn't be able to pronounce it", he meant that Iowa-born Kirk never learned how to make a "ch" sound properly.
  • Another Star Trek example, in Star Trek: Enterprise its stated that the names of Xindi Insectoids get longer as they age, making them harder to pronounce.
  • And in Star Trek: The Next Generation, we have The Traveler. His real name cannot be pronounced by humans.
  • In Star Trek: Voyager, Ensign Samantha Wildman considers naming her Half-Human Hybrid child after her Ktarian husband. Unfortunately his name is Greskrendtregk.
  • In the late 1970s there was an American comedy series called "Szysznyk", starring Ned Beatty as a teacher named Nick Szysznyk, pronounced "Shiz-nik". The running joke was that no one could pronounce his name.
    • That might be how English speakers pronounce it but it's quite different in its native language. To understand, scroll down to Real Life and check out the entry for Polish surnames. Specifically, the difference between "sz" and "ś".
  • We have yet to actually hear or see Stiles' first name in Teen Wolf. Apparently, no one but his dad (maybe) can pronounce it, which is why he goes by Stiles (a sort-of shortened version of his last name, Stilinski.) Two characters have so far seen his name in print (the lacrosse Coach, and the doctor about to give him an MRI), and neither have had a clue how to say it.
  • In That '70s Show, Fez's real name is unpronounceable — that's why everyone calls him Fez. (Apparently it's actually "Fes", which stands for "Foreign Exchange Student".)
  • That's So Raven had Raven hiring a pair of child models from Africa with long and complicated first names. As for their last name, everyone simply referred to it as "Unpronounceable".
  • This is why Nestov on Tracker gave himself that name when he was arrested. He said it sounded better than his long, hard to pronounce Dessarian name.
  • Canadian comedy team Wayne and Shuster did a skit on their show about a Private Eye in Ancient Rome hired by Brutus to investigate the murder of "Big Julie." Early on, the detective monologued, "My license number is 'IXIVLLCCDIXMV'. Also comes in handy as an eye chart. If you can read it, you don't need glasses. If you can pronounce it, you're Polish."
  • The Wire gives us Roland Pryzbylewski, referred to as either "Prez" or "Prezbo".
  • Deconstructed on The Young Ones, when a midget demon complains that his name ("Ftumsh") is something that nobody ever says even by accident, meaning he's never summoned to Earth.
  • At the time Yugoslavia degenerated into chaos and civil war, a British TV comedy show parodied the style of televised appeals for charitable help. Its advert drew attention to the one thing the former Yugoslavian states clearly lacked and desperately needed. To background film of the letters from many Scrabble sets being poured into a heap, the solemn alpha-male voiceover declared Vowels. Yugoslavia needs your vowels. The scene then cut to text and road-signs showing consonant-heavy Serbian and Croatian script, with the voiceover making a hash of pronouncing them, and speculation on how much easier it would be if these vowel-poor people got an emergency supply of those missing letters. So send all the vowels you can spare to... and £5 buys a Scrabble set... note 

  • For several years, recording artist Prince changed his name to the glyph (later dubbed "Love Symbol #2") in order to work around the terms of a record deal.
  • The band !!!. It's supposed to be pronounced "click-click-click" like in Southern African languages.
  • The Czech grindcore band, !T.O.O.H.!
  • Witch House, a microgenre with band names that look like they should have Zalgo as a frontman. More prominent acts include ~▲†▲~ and ▲⃝ ▲⃝ ▲⃝
  • The song "..." by the Crash Test Dummies.
  • The album ( ) by Sigur Rós. The band has referred to it as "The Bracket Album".
  • The album LOL <(^^,)> by Basshunter, partly pronounceable at best.
  • The album <|°_°|> by the electro swing group Caravan Palace, sometimes called "Robot Face".
  • The fourth Led Zeppelin album's name consists of the four band-members' symbols. It is sometimes called Zoso, after the Latin letters the first symbol (that used by Jimmy Page) resembles, but more often simply Led Zeppelin IV. Their repertoire also features two songs with Welsh titles: "Bron-Yr-Aur" and "Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp". The phrase means "Golden Chest" and refers to a cabin where the band retreated to compose Led Zeppelin III.
  • The "Symbols" album by KMFDM. The five symbols supposedly represent a censored swear word; one of the fan nicknames for the album is "Curse". The symbols appear in the liner notes for "Down and Out", but the word is bleeped out in the recording. KMFDM also have the album UAIOE, though the band claims it's supposed to be pronounced as 'a scream or something', rather than be spelled out or called "Vowels".
  • The title of the first track on Blitz, "Up Uranus", is written as a modified Uranus symbol on both the track listing and the lyrics sheet.
  • There's a Korn song called K@£$%!. One would presume it is for censoring.
  • Regurgitator's "! (The Song Formerly Known As)".
  • Justice's album, usually called "Cross".
  • :( is credited as Colonopenbracket on certain recordings, a possible subversion.
  • Pearl Jam's song "". The Other Wiki says it's read as "The Color Red". iTunes says "Red Bar". Sporcle's quiz on Pearl Jam's songs accepts "Dot".
  • Drummer Colm Ó Cíosóig of My Bloody Valentine. The "Colm" part is easy, but it's best if you ask for help from your Irish friends when it comes to the family name.
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd's first album was titled (Pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd) as an aid to pronunciation.
  • Aphex Twin
    • He has a song titled with a complicated calculus equation. Technically not unpronounceable but you'd need to have a decent background in math to read it out correctly. Most fans simply call it "equation"
    • The Other Wiki gives that track's name as (ΔMī¹=αΣDi[n][ΣFij[n-1]+Fexti[n̄¹]]).
    • His album Selected Ambient Works Volume II has the song "Blue Calx" and 24 other songs that use photographs as their titles.
  • Autechre's later albums have a few songs that fit the bill: "Cep puiqMX", "P.:NTIL" and "O=0", for example.
  • The trance artist Trance[]Control.
  • Relatively-obscure indie rock band Driftless Pony Club has the penultimate song on their 2012 album "Magnicifent", "Yr Mnhtn".
  • Progressive Rock group The Minotaur Project has a song entitled "77345_018". Apparently, it was actually supposed to be called "Biosphere" but somehow it ended up with the absurd former name.
    • Though people versed in writing rude words on calculators as children could quite easily pronounce it as "Bio Shell".
  • Drummer Mark Brzezicki of Big Country was renamed Mark Unpronounceablename by the magazine Smash Hits.
  • "?" by Nena.
  • "_______" by Robert DeLong.
  • "Buchstabe" by Knorkator. (The track is only called "Buchstabe" (=letter) usually. In the album liner notes, though, only a symbol note  is given, technically it's a stand-in for "br" but it is pronounced "brrrrpftz"...very approximately.)
  • Technical Death Metal band Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum
  • "Unpronounceable" by They Might Be Giants, off their 2015 album Glean, deals with narrator obsessing over this.
  • The bonus concert on the deluxe version of Sabaton's 2014 album Heroes has a bit where frontman Joakim Broden complains to the Polish members of the audience how hard to pronounce their city names are.

     Myth & Religion 
  • The Hebrew theonym "יהוה‎" (often transliterated as "YHWH"note  in Latin letters), also known as the Tetragrammaton, is not pronounceable in present days, as the original pronunciation was lost. The closest pronunciations people can come up with are "Yehweh", "Yehovah" or "Jehovah". Jewish tradition also forbids the others from misusing his name.
    • Although the name of the Jewish God is written as YHWH (which looks unpronounceable) that's due to it being a literal transliteration of the name from Hebrew, where it is written without vowels. This doesn't mean there are no vowels, just that they aren't shown (which is done often in Hebrew; vowel marks weren't added to the written language until the 9th century). However, God may have much longer mystical names (depending on the religious theories and interpretations) of up to seventy-two letters which have been lost at this point; these might fall into this trope.
    • Some scholars think that pronunciation of YHWH would actually be all breath sounds, leading to "God is breath/life." Which brings up the question "Can you pronounce breathing?"
    • Also, it is actually forbidden to Orthodox Jews to pronounce God's real name. When reading the Torah (which is done aloud), one just replaces it with "adonai" meaning Lord (which is translated as all caps "LORD" in some versions of The Bible, notably King James Version). This is the source of the word Yehovah, reading YHWH with the vowels from adonai. Filter this through French to get Jehovah, a pronunciation witnessed at front doors worldwide.
    • In Book of Exodus, God refers his name as "I am who I am", which matches the above description.

    Puppet Shows 
  • Les Guignols de l'info:
    • Rémy Pflimlin, PDG of France Télévisions. None of his employees can pronounce his name correctly.
    • Also invoked once with right-wing deputy Pierre Méhaignerie.


    Tabletop Games 
  • Munchkin Cthulhu has one such monster. If it defeats you, it forces you to pronounce its name, causing you to sprain your tongue and be unable to ask for help next turn.
  • Warhammer 40,000:
    • The Tau are said to have names effectively unpronounceable in Imperial Gothic, the humans' lingua franca of the setting. This is somewhat ironic as far as the symbolism is concerned, considering that the Tau are the idealists of the setting and are mostly immune to its daemonic menaces. Tau language, however, isn't nearly as hard to pronounce as some other examples. It is however quite different from the human language, consisting of long flowing series of syllables. An example of a Tau name would be Shas'O Vior'La O'Kais Mont'Yr O'Shovah (meaning Commander Farsight, the skilled and the bloodied, of the sept Vior'La).
    • There are several examples of Daemon names in the style of Lovecraft — so much so that, on the GW website, there is a Daemon name generator that strings together random syllables to form names such as Yyeaag'gaeffthlgzaaq'ffdhppccdhergzbhyyiieduii. And it should be known that if you happen to roll correctly on the generator table, you might get a Knornate daemon named "Deathdeath the Deathbringer"
      Daemons true names are often long and generally unpronounceable. Black Crusade gave us the Tzeentchian daemon prince whose public name is "Phokulozortus", and a percentile table of rolling up true names. Another Tzeentchian daemon, Ghargatuloth of the Grey Knights novels, had a true name that would take a few minutes to pronounce in entirety. Honsou is a Chaos Lord who had inherited a possessed Marine bodyguard from his predecessor, whom Honsou calls Onyx, because that was the only part of his true name Honsou could pronounce.
    • The Warhammer book series, Malus Darkblade, goes a little further with The Unpronounceable nature of Daemon names. At one point, Malus is attempting to convince T'zarkan, the daemon possessing him, to tell him its true name; T'zarkan replies that it wouldn't do Malus any good since he doesn't have the mouth parts required to pronounce it properly to begin with.
    • The Chaos Gods, though they have generally accepted names and pronunciations throughout the 'verse, tend to be called by dozens of alternative names and aliases by folks throughout the galaxy. Their true names, if they even have them, would be unpronounceable, even unknowable to mortal minds.
    • The Chaos god Tzeentch has at least three pronunciations to his name none of which Games Workshop claims is right. In alternative media where sound is actually part of it, his name is most often pronounced zeench.
    • His counterpart Nurgle has also been pronounced as nergl, Ner-GAL, and even ner-GOOL.
  • Magic: The Gathering — One word: Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar. In the one story she appears in, she is usually just called Asmor. And her boss's name? Vincent.
    • And then there's the totally lost Ravnican homunculus Fblthp.
  • There is a horselike race in Fading Suns, whose members' names can look like "Aluuuraloooraaaa" or "[long, fading whistle]". The creators cared enough to avert Rubber-Forehead Aliens and point out several races (this one as well as bird- and bugpeople) have their voice apparatus working differently than that of primates.
  • Yu-Gi-Oh Card Game: The Earthbound Immortals all have weird names. Ccapac Apu and Ccarayhua deserves a mention.
    • All of which are Quechua, a real language.
  • Dungeons & Dragons:
    • Dragons. Crack open Races of the Dragon or The Draconomicon and you will see that damn near everything that flies and breathes fire or some other breath weapon in those books will have a name that is nigh unpronounceable. Most non-dragons tend to use a nickname or reporting name for them.
    • R.A. Salvatore's Sellswords series has the dragon colloquially known as Hephaestus. His real name is Velcuthimmorhar. Also by R.A. Salvatore, Drizzt Do'Urden of D'aermon Na'shez'baernon. It seems not even Salvatore himself is entirely unsure how to pronounce it. (For the record, it's officially "Drist".)
    • The Saurials from the Forgotten Realms (introduced with "Dragonbait" from Azure Bonds) have unpronounceable names, using the scent system described above along with a series of clicks and whistles. Fortunately, a simple tongues spell allows apt communication.
    • The same book has the red dragon Mistinarperadnacles. This has been known to be mangled out-of-universe into something like "mister nerple-dinkles".
    • See also Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights, below.
    • The Planescape campaign has the Tssng, a race native to the Elemental Plane of Earth; their entry in the guidebook specifically says that other races can't pronounce their rather difficult language, which requires their gemstone-based anatomy to speak.
  • This is the logical conclusion of pre-recording equipment era Black Spiral Dancers in Werewolf: The Apocalypse. The Book of the Wyrm states that BSDs are named after the first sound they make after they exit the Black Spiral Labyrinth. Since this was usually a pained, guttural and utterly insane howl, sigh, scream, or giggle, somebody best to have been listening really closely, otherwise the "name" would be lost as soon as it was uttered. Even then....
  • The alien race the Kyz, described in the Role-Playing Game supplement GURPS International Super Teams, have a language which is partially verbal and partially projective empathy, making not only their names but their entire language impossible to pronounce for anyone lacking the proper psionic gifts.
  • In BattleTech, there's the Huitzilopochtli artillery vehicle, which is named after an Aztec war god. Both in and out of universe it's simply referred to as the Huey.

  • In George Bernard Shaw's Caesar and Cleopatra (a satiric Prequel to Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra), none of the Romans can pronounce the name of Cleopatra's nurse Ftatateeta.
    Ftatateeta: Who pronounces the name of Ftatateeta, the Queen's chief nurse?
    Caesar: Nobody can pronounce it, Tota, except yourself.
  • In Misalliance, also by Shaw, there's a running joke of no one being able to pronounce (or spell) Lena Szczepalowska's last name — while Lena herself can't fathom why everyone's having so much trouble with it.

    Video Games 
  • The Formless Oedon in Bloodborne is one, unlike most Great Ones in-universe which their names can be pronounced (such as Amygdala and Ebrietas), Oedon's real name is not pronounceable, the closest pronunciation people can come up with is "Oedon". Kos (or some says Kosm) could have been qualified if not for the name is confirmed as "Kos" in The Old Hunter DLC.
  • Super Mario RPG. A member of the Powers That Be takes interest in Mario and company. He introduces himself as "♥♪!?", but admits that it may be too difficult for mortals to pronounce, so they should just call him "Geno", the name of the wooden doll he is using as a vessel.
  • One of the alien races in Star Control is named the Mmrnmhrm. The third Star Control game introduces the Daktaklakpak, whose full name is an insanely long equation. This also applies to the Eternal Ones, whose name in every language is a far longer equation beginning with ∞1.
  • Marathon Infinity features an evil and incomprehensible being called the W'rkncacnter. Marathon in general really had fun with this: we also have the S'pht, and their long-lost brothers, the S'pht'Kr. The species used to live on Lh'owon, and may have been engineered by the Jjaro...
  • One area in Final Fantasy XI is named the Temple of Uggalepih, sometimes referred to by fans as the Temple of Unpronounceable. Also, the area simply known as Pso'Xja.
    • FFXI uses tab to complete words for auto-translation. Various hard to spell/remember or hard to pronounce things are often shortened by writing out the "tab". For instance, a body armour called Pahluwan Khazagand simply being referred to as "Pahltab body".
  • In Granblue Fantasy, Zooey's actual name isn't properly pronounceable by humanoid vocal chords. However, she dislikes being called Grand Order, and when meeting the party eventually hits on "Zooey" as a compromise for a name, being a series of sounds reasonably close to part of her proper name.
  • Dragons in games based on Dungeons & Dragons seem to often have very long, Punctuation Shaker names. Frequently they get a much, much shorter name that are probably something they picked up to make communication easier.
    • Baldur's Gate had Thaxll'ssylia and Nizidramanii'yt.
    • Neverwinter Nights featured Akulastraxas and the Guardian White Dragon, or Ma'fel'no'sei'kedeh'naar.
      • The sequel added Nolalothcaragascint. This might be a subversion as it's pronounced exactly the way it's written: NO-la-loth-care-uh-GAS-kint. It's still long, though, so most characters shorten it to Nolaloth.
  • Meanwhile in Planescape: Torment, also based on Dungeons & Dragons, you can meet a guy in a bar whose name is the letter "O". Not an iteration of the letter "O" like the one on your screen, but the concept of the letter "O". If you convince him to say it, you have a transcendent experience and gain a permanent boost to wisdom.
  • In Yume Nikki, Uboa's name, in katakana, is "ウボァ." In Japanese, the "ボァ" sound (romanized as "boa") normally does not exist, which makes him all the scarier.
    • This is also what the Emperor cries out when he is killed. Of course, in this instance, it is hilarious and more than a little narmy.
      • It's "Ubwa".
  • In World of Warcraft, most players will not know how to pronounce C'thun or R'khem without reading their article in the wiki.
    • Murlocs speak in some weird language that consists of MRRGLE sounding things, however, when you learn their language in an area of Borean Tundra, you can understand them, but they have the same overly long, hard-to-pronounce names.
      • The Murloc language, also shared by the lobster-like Makrura, is called Nerglish. It's one of the few languages that there are no real translations for at all. Some of them have completely unpronounceable names, such as Mmmrrrggglll.
  • The gnome in King's Quest I who asks the player to guess his name, which turns out to be Ifnkovhgroghprm.
  • Guild Wars has a few, including Qwytzylkak and Yxthoshth
  • In EverQuest there are almost too many to count. Examples include Lord Doljonijiarnimorinar (nicknamed Lord Bob), Iqthinxa Karnkvi (Zoo), and Zun`Muram Kvxe Pirik.
  • In Pokémon, each glitch is given a Fan Nickname, like 'M or Q, due to those letters being the only salvageable things in the mess of miscellaneous symbols and boxes that is its name.
  • A more Meta example, any MMO, or general Online game that allows you to make Characters/Accounts with letters with umlauts or tildes in and around the letter and trying to pronounce it properly.
  • In Mega Man Star Force, Geo's wave alien pal Omega-Xis tells him to call him "Mega" instead since "humans get it all wrong."
  • Angband has a unique quylthulg named Qlzqqlzuup.
  • The Digimon games feature a character named Moon=Millenniummon. Yes, that's an equals symbol.
    • Although considering that equals symbols are basically equivalent to showy hyphens in Japanese, this trope only kicks into effect for non-Japanese audiences. For instance, the American book Catch-22 is often referred to in Japanese as "キャッチ=22".
  • RuneScape has the Stalkers. Hilarity Ensues from attempts to pronounce names like Lakhrahnaz, Khighorahk, Ihlakhizan and Haasghenahk. At least the last one, Shukarhazh, is a bit more pronounceable, but mostly limited to people who speak languages that are pronounced exactly as they are spelled (Finnish, Latin etc.). Much amusement can also be had with the inevitable guttural sounds involved in such K-heavy names.
  • One of the game's in Capcom's 1940's series of shoot em ups is called "19XX". So, is that "Nineteen Hundreds", "Nineteen ekks ekks", "19 variable variable", "Sometime in the 1900's"...?
  • Nrvnqsr Chaos from Tsukihime. Someone needed to buy that vampire some vowels. note 
    • This is lampooned in Carnival Phantasm, where Nrvnqsr actually pronounces his name successfuly (relatively speaking; he simply calls himself Nero Chaos), but when he is instead asked to spell it....
    • For that matter, Trhvmn Ortenrosse. Having vowel-less names seems to be trend among the elder vampires.
  • Final Fantasy XII has the Viera Mjrn (pronounced in-game as something like "me-ern"), Krjn, Ktjn, and Jote (pronounced "yo-tay").
    • Viera apparently write Y sounds as Js. Hardly unpronouncable, just Scandanavian. (Thor's hammer is pronounced mee-YOLL-neer, by way of comparison.)
  • Used for drama for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo in the Metal Gear Solid series is a Japanese attempt at this, as the lack of an L sound in Japanese (the source of the infamous "Ls replaced with Rs" stereotype of Asians) makes their name essentially unpronounceable in Japanese.
  • In Assassin's Creed III, the main character is given the name Connor by his mentor because he finds the name Ratohnhaké:ton way too troublesome to pronounce as well as to better blend into colonial society. Similarly, Connor's mother will tell others with trouble pronouncing her name to just call her Ziio.
  • Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon has the weapon manufacturer Qhrqwhqhr.
  • The name of the Boron race in the X-Universe series is a human invention that has no relation whatsoever to what the species calls itself. This is mainly because the Boron are Starfish Aliens whose language consists mainly of clicks and pheromones. Likewise humans do not have the vocal structures necessary to reproduce Paranid words. The Split are a lesser example; humans can learn the spoken language but not the sign language that complements it, since we don't have six digits on each hand.
  • Network Adventure Bugsite, a lesser-known Mon game, has an entire evolution family of these: ***@, ***#, ***♪, and ***★. Keeping in mind that all the Bugs have computer-related names, the intention may have been for their names to resemble passwords.
  • Video Game:Fire Emblem:
    • Fire Emblem Awakening has Nah's Japanese name, ンン (Nn). The symbol it's spelled with is the only Japanese symbol to be a consonant without a vowel, and can never begin a word, making it a problem as to how to pronounce it. She herself even knows how weird her name is.
    • Before this, Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade has Fae, who is only called that because the rest of her name is formed of syllables that humans are physically incapable of saying or hearing!
  • Mr. Scratch, the Big Bad of Alan Wake's American Nightmare. Not because his name is too difficult to pronounce, but because you are actively prevented from pronouncing it. Whenever his name comes up in the manuscript pages, Alan's narration is Sound Effect Bleeped with a burst of white noise.
  • In The Talos Principle, you can read QR codes left by a bot named %§&$§/$&(#()
  • One of the unlockable characters in The Binding of Isaac is named ???. Fans usually refer to it by the Fan Nickname "Blue Baby".
  • The random seed nature of the dimensions results (at least in the English version) in One Way Heroics place names often being odd, vowel-less globs of consonants. One of the random prologues even lampshades the situation.
  • In Paint!!! the person who hires the main character and their inept crew of painters is named Mr. Ostinolypakalopodopous. After several attempts at pronouncing it the main character decides to call him "sir."
  • Five Nights at Freddy's 2, one animatronic is named 'RWQFSFASXC'. If you want to pronounce that, you'll need a lot of extrapolation and silent consonants.note  Thankfully, the Fan Nickname 'Shadow Bonnie' has become more popular.
  • In Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse, whenever someone speaks YHVH's name, it's garbled in the voice acting. Surely enough, YHVH makes his return in this game.
  • The Time Patrol Agent in Hourglass of Summer has a long unpronounceable name, so she always goes by "Lee Jane".
  • The Elder Scrolls
    • The Psijic Order, the series' resident Omniscient Council of Vagueness Magical Society which sometimes steps in to protect the world from threats it is not ready to handle, originally had the name "PSJJJJ," which is deliberately unpronounceable. "Psijic" is merely a phonetic transcription of non-Psijic's attempts to pronounce it, which seems to have been adopted by the Psijics themselves, at least when speaking to non-Psijics.
    • "Ayalea", a Nymph from the Daggerfall in-game book A Scholar's Guide to Nymphs is, the author admits, merely "a poor phonetic transcription" of her real name, which is "a word that sounds more like a light wind blowing through a small crack in a hollow chamber."
    • Dreugh, a race of aquatic humanoid octopi, tend to have names like this along with the use of a Punctuation Shaker. Known Dreugh names include Zizzikkiz'Tk and Kra'gh, as well as Dreugh place names like Mor-Galg and Djaf.

    Web Animation 
  • Detective Randall from The Lazer Collection is made out the way, with his superior and a helicopter pilot trying and deciding to just call him Detective Randall. It's revealed that his full name is Randall Octogonapus, as in the son of Doctor Octogonapus.
  • Fhqwhgads (full name fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf) was the sender of the Strong Bad Email i love you. Strong Bad comments that in the time that it took him to say that, he could've painted a picture of a big guy with a knife. "Fhqwhgads" became a Running Gag, with Strong Bad pronouncing it something like "fuh-who-goo-gods."
  • Subverted in Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction. Two characters both with the name Jones, but pronounced in seemingly difficult ways. The first Jones is continually dismayed by the fact that his team mispronounce his name as "Jo-En-Es". To continue the joke a character whose name is thought to be Jones, but is actually pronounced as Jo-En-Es was introduced for one scene.

    Web Comics 
  • 8-Bit Theater:
    • In "Crossed Wires":
      Black Mage: Jessie.
      Cleric: The God of Undeath.
      Black Mage: The God of Undeath has a name of twenty-seven syllables spoken simultaneously by six ever-screaming mouths.
      Cleric: Yeah. Or Jessie to his friends.
    • Also, saying Darko's true name would cause a brain to eat itself.
    • Black Mage didn't kill the other Light Warriors to summon Ur solely because part of the ritual involved pronouncing the deity's true name, which he couldn't.
      Black Mage: Is that a Q?
      Thief: I think it's a W.
      Black Mage: No, that's a W.
      Thief: That's a Seven.
  • In Alien the Alien, how would you pronounce "RR-TWTTW" or "565-14" note  They just get called David and Jill, respectively.
  • In Atomic Robo, Doctor Dinosaur's real name is H'ssssk. This is yet another reason for Robo to slam his head into the wall while talking to him.
  • In Darken, Mink's full name is revealed to be "Minknarperadnacles"
  • In Digger, demon names are not merely unpronounceable: they cannot even be HEARD by most creatures, which has them doubling as Black Speech. Fragments of their names can be heard by madmen and the newly deaf. And armadillos, for some reason.
  • Freefall: Supposedly, Sam Starfall's real name is a modulated electrical wave.
  • The names of the Demon and his brother in Friendly Hostility are depicted as random symbols and cause nosebleeds and spontaneous combustion, respectively.
  • In GastroPhobia, there is the netherbeast called Krphxyzwlps. A whole comic is solely about Phobia's efforts to pronounce it, as seen pictured above. The about page now adresses this, saying it's pronounced as Ker-fixy-whelps (the z is silent).
  • The side-comic "Tempts Fate" from Goblins has a brilliant subversion. There is a dragon whose name coincides with the D&D dragons being unpronounceable, but to the point that if you utter it, any who hear it would be sent to the abyss. The dragon elects to destroy him instead.
  • The entomorph language in Harbourmaster is one thing; the entomorphs have mandibles rather than vocal cords, and use pheromones as well as sound. Humans and Aquaans just use PDAs to skirt the problem, while the names used are always translations and nicknames, rather than hopeless attempts to render the name in Common (unless you're texting them with entomorph script, of course). Then there's the Yogzarthu; names like Iahutta, Ytemmi, and Eigonshazar are actually approximations that will always fall short because they're supposed to be one syllable apiece. The trick is simply that Yogzarthu have modular voice boxes. The best Humans and Aquaans can get is a sneeze—and it's still nowhere close.
  • In Housepets!, Pete was given the name for this reason.
  • The Abyssal Exalted may not have names that are difficult to pronounce, but they certainly are long enough that only other Exalted have the Stamina to say them in one breath. And sometimes, such as in Keychain of Creation, not even them.
  • Kill Six Billion Demons has a minor character named INGSVLD. His name isn't even the weirdest thing about him — that would be the fact that he has a book for a head.
  • In Legostar Galactica, that universe's parody of Q from Star Trek is called ; . No-one quite knows how to properly pronounce a semi-colon when used as a name.
  • Niklas and Friends has a character named Martin Czrnczinsky, although the issue of the pronounceability of his surname is never brought up in the comic itself. When asked about the correct pronunciation, the author replied to "pronounce it any way you like".
  • "Sadachbia" from Not So Distant isn't exactly the character's name; he was named after a star, but in a language which humans (and some other species) would have trouble pronouncing. It just so happens that this is one of the stars which humans have given a name to, so that name is essentially equivalent.
  • The Order of the Stick:
    • Several characters are unable to pronounce "Xykon" correctly. He can hear it when people say "Zykon" instead, and gets angry about it. Though it is more like a "spelling" problem than a "pronunciation" one (the joke being that Xykon can "hear" the wrong spelling).
    • From Start of Darkness there is a lizardman (that Xykon calls "Scaly") who informs Xykon that his name is "Ekdysdioksosiirwo, Viridian lord of—" at which point the sorcerer zaps him with lightning, saying that it is too long to remember. This is what prompts Redcloak to give fake names for himself (Redcloak, of course) and his younger brother, Right-Eye.
  • In Planescape Survival Guide, "Fred" claims he can't pronounce his real name (Frd'gl'fn'd'pq'zter, after his mother's great-grand-uncle).
  • Planet B: "Hexaditidom". Everybody gets it wrong. Well, almost everybody.
  • In Rusty and Co., The hipster vampires claim that there's no point in revealing their real names as they are from an old language so obscure you've probably never heard of it and, thus, would be unpronounceable with your mainstream phonetics. Mimic settles on calling them Ezra and Koenig.
  • Schlock Mercenary:
    • Tagon's Toughs employ a chef by the name of "Ch'vorthq".
      Pronunciation note: Chef Ch'vorthq's name is pronounced as follows: start with the hard "CH" as in "china," rather than the soft "CH" from "chevrolet." Now make the sound of an expensive piece of china being struck by a moving chevrolet — that noise is represented with the apostrophe. The rest is easy. Say "vorthq" with the soft "th" from the word "the" and a "q" like in "qetzlcouatl."note 
    • Corporal "Legs" real name is Leelagaleenileeleenoleela.
  • Slightly Damned's Angels tend to have difficult names. Case in point, one of the main characters is called Kieri Suizahn. The angelic disposition towards the common language is generally that it's something that happens to other people.
  • Sluggy Freelance:
    • The demon K'Z'K, also known as "'The Vowelless One". Commonly called "Kizke" by the main cast of the strip, though he repeatedly indicates this is a completely wrong pronunciation. The fact that it's unpronounceable is actually a plot point; he gains power from his name being said, so the gods changed it from Kozoaku to weaken him.
    • During the "Oceans Unmoving" Arc, this gets subverted and then played straight
  • Subversion: in Starslip, Jinx, a Cirbozoid, tells Cutter that his real name is unpronounceable in English. When Cutter says he'd like to hear it anyway, Jinx mentions that it is also unpronounceable in Cirbozoid.
  • Tamuran: The Tree Creatures tend to have names that are this. Ex: Hhr’skhygh
  • Subverted/Parodied in "Worst Of The Time Lords".
  • xkcd has no way to enunciate it. It must be spelled out when spoken.

    Web Original 
  • Tales of MU:
    • Lizardwoman "Hissy" has a real name that's a combination of hisses and rattles.
    • The nymphs are identified by sensory impressions of sun and wind; the pair who elect to go to college name themselves after their fields, becoming Amaranth and Barley.
  • Vilhjalmur Sigurbjornsson from Survival of the Fittest. Given that the medium is written, it might be more apt to call him "The Unspellable". Also notable in that his author intentionally picked a name they thought would be as obnoxiously difficult to spell and pronounce as possible.
  • SCP Foundation's Dr. Clef, who "maintains that its true name is that of an A major chord played on a ukelele."
  • Whateley Universe example: in "Ayla and the Grinch", Phase fought a demon from a hell dimension and lost. The demon was named BKCRMWDJVG which apparently can't be pronounced properly using a human mouth and throat.
  • Although almost pronounceable with some effort, Toy Hammer gives us 'Shas'ui Fi'rios Yon'anuk Eldi'myr' which means 'Fire cast veteran trooper of the Fi'rios colony, flying-hunter winged-knife'. AKA 'Sergeant Talon'.
  • The entire Centaurian language in The Pentagon War is unpronounceable, due to Centaurians having four mouths.
  • In the old AD&D parody The Intercontinental Union of Disgusting Characters, the heroes plan to trick the Big Bad into following them onto the plane of Fordinchuarlikomfterrablaxxuuuuuchh'chh'chh-pt. The last part after the u's sounds like an Autobot transforming, followed by someone spitting.
  • N'Ktane's name in Tasakeru is supposed to look and sound alien. It's actually fairly simple to pronounce: knock-tain, with a long 'a' sound.
  • That Guy with the Glasses:
    • None of the crew can pronounce the name of actor Tone Loc, though it's The Nostalgia Critic who has the problem first.
    • Neither seem to detect the macron above the "o" in Lōc as his name is displayed and is there for a reason.
    • The Nostalgia Chick had similar trouble with Schuyler Fisk, but she just went to Wikipedia. (It's "Skyler")
  • Kslnah Wryzyon in Chaos Fighters II-Cyberion Strike, which is to the extent that everyone calls her "the representative". The author's pseudonym, Murazrai, is also this, forcing he himself to give alternate names as replacement.
  • C'thulu, in the first episode of the YouTube series Calls for Cthulhu, refuses to help a caller pronounce his name.
    C'thulu: Have you got nine tongues? Is your mouth eight feet wide? It's an alien language. Give it up. Your little skinflap of a mouth can't handle it.
  • In Pay Me, Bug!, one character is named "Ktkt'tkkt'kktt'tkkk'tktk'ttkt'tkkk'kktt'kktk'tk" ("Ktk" for short).
  • In the Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past episode of The Completionist, neither Jirad or Greg can pronounce Agahnim. So they decide to call him Agrabah
  • Todd in the Shadows calls Gotye this, even pronouncing it "Goatse" at one point.
  • On the Harmontown Podcast, Mayor Dan Harmon asked two audience members pick the first and last name of Comptroller Jeff Davis's Dungeons and Dragons character. The first audience member supplied the first name, "Quark," but the second person just made an inarticulate noise rather than respond. Thus "Quark Pffffhhh...." became the character's permanent name.
  • Raising Angels The dragon who imposes himself in Lizbeth's dream, warps the dream scape with the uttering of his True Name, a name the protagonist never would be able to pronounce herself.
  • Numerous examples in Twitch Plays Pokémon; in anarchy, the mob doesn't have anything even close to the coordination needed to form anything coherent on the in-game keyboard, so Pokémon frequently end up being "nicknamed" nonsensical strings of random characters like ABBBBBBK(, A♀NIIIIc33, NONNQWMMSO and !taj11yygaaa. This also happens to protagonists, since they're named with the same keyboard. This is one of the reasons it's so common for the mob to think of different, more coherent names for the Pokémon and protagonists.
  • Youtuber Muselk's name, as admitted in his own channel trailer. According to him, he thought of his name just by stringing together random syllables and choosing some that sounded nice, only to watch his viewers completely butcher it every attempt at pronouncing it. For the record, it's pronounced "Mew-selk".
    Honest Trailers Narrator: Prepare yourselves for the most over-the-top YouTube trailer for the channel that nobody knows how to pronounce. Introducing Muscle-K. ...moose, Moose-cleh. Moose-click? Missile launch? [groans] Who cares, it's a dumb name anyway.
  • When Regular Car Reviews covered the Smart ForTwo, Mr. Regular mentioned several of the unpronounceable and terrible knockoffs made in China, like the Shijiazhunag Shuanghuan Automobile Company's Noble.
    Mr. Regular: The Shi— Uuuuuggh... Automobile Company, and their car, the— Argh, really? OK... Noble

    Western Animation 
  • Futurama:
    • Subverted in the episode "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In Love", when an old acquaintance of Zoidberg's refers to him as "Dr. (unintelligible slurping/gurgling noise)."
      Fry: Is that how you say "Zoidberg"? [the man runs off, crying]
      Zoidberg: You didn't have to call attention to his speech impediment.
    • Used straight in "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid", where Nibbler tells Leela that "in the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flare into existence and fade into eternal night." One wonders how they communicate with each other.
  • The Simpsons:
    • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
    • News reporter Kent Brockman reports there was a tidal wave in "Kuallall... Kulalum... Klumallu..." then changes the report to read "France" instead. (He means Kuala Lumpur, BTW.)
    • May be a subversion, but Kearney ZZYZWICZ!? How the censorship-bleep should you pronounce that? "Zizz-witch". Or, if you wanted to get into real Polish, "Zizz-vitch".
    • From the Treehouse of Horror episode "Hungry Are the Damned"
      Marge: Well, thank you very much, Mr...
      Serak the Preparer: To pronounce it correctly, I would have to pull out your tongue.
    • Also subverted in "Missionary: Impossible", where Homer is sent as a missionary to an island of aboriginals:
      [earth shakes]
      Homer: What was that?
      Qtoktok: Oh. We call that Wrrrkp Gwrkkagkh Kkkakakhakgkkoighr. Sorry, fishbone in my throat. We call that earthquake.
  • Parodied in Freakazoid! In trying to track down a Cthulhu-like monster, Cosgrove says he can't pronounce their next destination. Prof. Jones, however, finds "Romania" easy to say.
  • Also parodied in Spliced. The name of the species of bird Lord Wingus Eternum belongs to can't be pronounced; it has to be expressed as a laser dance show.
  • Subverted in Avatar: The Last Airbender, where Aang gives himself the pseudonym of "Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third". Except that Katara proceeds to smoothly identify herself as June Pippinpaddleopsicopolis, and no-one has any apparent difficulty saying or remembering it.
  • Qurchhhh from American Dad!, a Cousin Itt-like alien furball voiced by Kim Kardashian. Her name is spelled as a squelch sound.
  • In The Powerpuff Girls episode "Twisted Sister" the girls name their new sister Bunny after being unable to pronounce her mumbles.
  • Although you wouldn't think so, the titular aliens' humanized last name in Coneheads gets this a lot.
    Beldar: The name is Conehead!
  • Moonbeam City has Aiaiaia, the beautiful chime-playing singer managed by main character Dazzle instead of doing his actual job. Dazzle's rival Rad also starts managing a foreign chime-playing singer named UAKPASIA9;A (pronounced "*eagle-like shriek*")
  • On Ready Jet Go!, there's a good reason why Jet and his parents (Carrot and Celery) use English words as names: their real names are face-contorting strings of sound effects.
  • Many of the Dethklok experts on Metalocalypse have names to this effect. It was eventually revealed that Brendon Small made them unpronounceable on purpose just to see if Mark Hamill (who played the senator that introduced them) could do it.

    Real Life 
  • Eoin Colfer, to the point that Neil Gaiman gave that wonderfully helpful quote shown on Eoin's trope page. (It's Owen).
  • It's for this reason that J. Michael Straczynski is most often called "JMS." On the old Usenet Babylon 5 newsgroup, he was frequently referred to as "The Unpronounceable One".
  • The sports world has examples of Polish names, the great tonguebreaker of Slavic languages, all the time. Most notably, Duke University basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski, pronounced "chə-shev-skee". Usually just referred to as "Coach K", for obvious reasons.
    • Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Marc Rzepczynski, pronounced "zhep-chin-ski". His teammates nicknamed him "Scrabble" as a riff on how many less common consonant combinations appear in his name.
  • In a similar way, the Polish-Mexican voice actor Idzi Dutkiewicz, whose name is pronounced as "Id-Yee Doot-kie-vich", and for that reason, he's sometimes credited as Idzi Sanchez.
  • Have I Got News for You: "The Americans intend to invade Iran and replace Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with a dictator whose name is easier to pronounce."
    • Played to the max by Stephen Colbert on a regular basis.
      • On the "news" website Fark, some people have taken to spelling (and pronouncing) his name as "Ahmadinnerjacket".
      • On AH Dot Com, "Armoured Dinner Jacket" became a Running Gag.
      • The Chinese has given up calling his full name, and just called him 'nejad.
  • Running Gag on ESPN: Mispronouncing the last name of Seattle Seahawks wide receiver TJ Houshmandzadeh.
    • Another name that is a favorite of some ESPN writers is Alabama State basketball player Chief Kickingstallionsims. That's not the unpronounceable part. The unpronounceable part is his first name (Chief is his middle name). His full name is Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims Jr.
  • The Renaissance painter Doménikos Theotokópoulos is known as "El Greco" (the Greek) as his real name was too long and too difficult for Spaniards to pronounce.
  • Immigrants passing through Ellis Island were often given names that were more English-sounding than their native tongues. Or they changed them themselves.
  • Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich (bla-GO-ye-vich) seems to be this for many a news person, to the point that he was often referred to simply as "Blago." Talk Radio show host Herman Cain made note of this following the arrest (see quote page). Jay Leno tends to call him by his new title: Rod Bla-Son-of-a-Bitch
  • La-a. Pronouced 'la-dash-a' (though it's most likely an urban legend).
  • When Mrs. Anneli Jäätteenmäki became Finland's Prime Minister some years back, she was supposedly reported in the British radio as Mrs. Unpronounceable.
  • If you can pronounce 'Oconomowoc' correctly, you're from Wisconsin. If you can't, you're not. Many a news anchor, several just arriving from an out-of-state market, have blown it. And then they try to climb out of the linguistic quicksand and just sink in deeper and deeper, mangling 'Oconomowoc' worse and worse, while the locals laugh and laugh.
  • Hubert Blaine Wolfe+ 585, Senior has a full name which, when typed out, takes up 746 characters. It is: Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior. And yes, Senior is part of his last name.
  • Wales is often the butt of jokes for how "unpronouncable" the language appears to be, some of the classics coming from such comedies as Blackadder or Red Dwarf. This is due to similar reasons as Gaelic.
    • A famous place in Wales is known by the name LlanfairPG or Llanfairpwyll. The full name looks like this.note . Defied by this British weatherman, who stunned everyone by actually pronouncing the full name properly on live TV (even native Welsh speakers can have a tough time with this name).
    • It's not the only such place name in Wales. Golf Halt has done its best to compete, and its railway sign looks like this.
    • In one of the Torchwood books (Another Life), Owen Harper (English) looks at a list of Welsh locations and lampshades this tropes, asking if the Welsh just used whatever was left in the Scrabble box when the English were finished with it. Cue Gwen (Welsh) perfectly pronouncing every place he indicates, complete with a summary of its location.
  • The volcanic glacier that has ruined air travel in Europe is named Eyjafjallajökull. Admittedly, not unpronounceable for someone from Iceland, but for everyone else it's quite difficult... For the record, it's approximately AY-a-fyaht-la-yeuh-kuht.
    • When Seth Meyers reported on the disaster for Weekend Update, he lampshaded and subverted it by referring to it as "Iceland's — I hope I'm saying this right: volcano."
    • Eyjafjallajökull's unpronounceable name is parodied in this comic by The Oatmeal.
  • Dolphins are thought to have names — unique clicks and whistles that they use to identify each other. This theory was possibly alluded to in Splash (see entry under Film).
  • When the Swedish diplomat Dag Hammarskjöld became Secretary-General of the UN he told reporters that it was OK for English-speakers who had problems pronouncing his name to use the direct translation of it and simply call him "Mr. Hammershield". For reference, it's pronounced "HA-mur-hweld", according to The Other Wiki here.
  • The host in a radio program about etymology: "This word goes back to a Proto-Indo-European root which cannot be written with our alphabet, and I also cannot pronounce it." Eh... But at least, he knew what it was.
  • The "Chef Boyardee" line of prepared Italian foods was named that by Ettore Boiardi, because he feared his name's real spelling would be subjected to this trope. Most rural Americans in the 1920s were unfamiliar with Italian names.
  • Senate candidate John Raese loved to make even the most simple foreign-sounding names unpronounceable. (So "Chu" becomes "Dr. Chow Mein".)
  • Even seemingly simple English names can be difficult for East Asians to pronounce. In China, the name "Clark" is written 克拉克 and pronounced "KeLaKe" as the "R" sound is relatively uncommon. On the other hand, Koreans will tend to pronounce it as "Crik" because the "L" sound is not used. The R&L pronunciations lead directly to English speakers' stereotypical impression of what an Oriental accent sounds like. Amusingly, Japanese people WILL pronounce it as crahk.
  • Subverted with Jake Gyllenhaal's last name. Despite the hundreds of possible pronunciation given by his co-stars, the real pronunciation is actually Yillenhoolahay which he said so himself and backed up by co-stars.
  • Louis Szekely's family name is Hungarian and pronounced see-kay. To make things easier for his standup act, we know him as Louis C.K.
  • You can thank Aristophanes for this one.
  • When Mount Ruapehu ("roo-uh-pay-hoo"), an active volcano in New Zealand, started re-erupting in 1995, various news anchors in America were visibly linguistically challenged in the process.
  • Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, the longest place name in the world according to the Guiness Book of Records, is located in the Hawkes Bay region of New Zealand. And that's just the short form. Beakman's World gave the name as a Fast Fact, spelling it for the kids at home... and getting it wrong.
  • In 1989 Dundee United FC signed a player from what was then Yugoslavia, called Miodrag Krivokapić. He was booked in his very first match, and the TV coverage showed a close-up of an incredulous referee saying "What???" after asking him for his name, then turning to his linesman and exhaling slowly. It is not recorded whether the referee considered letting him off with a verbal warning instead...
  • A shibboleth (compare Trust Password) is a word or phrase used to sort out spies. These most often work by using sounds that members of the enemy group find difficult to pronounce, or that only a native speaker could possibly properly pronounce.
    • A typical password in the south of England in the summer of 1940 might have been Weymouth War Weapons week, playing on German difficulty with "w".
    • A typical shibboleth for American fleets in the Pacific was "Lollapalooza", with full savviness for Japanese Ranguage.
    • Danes like to tease foreigners into attempting to pronounce the name of dessert dish Rødgrød med fløde. After the war, Danish border police trying to determine if someone trying to gain entry to Denmark really was Danish, would often have them say the phrase. You pretty much have to be a native Danish speaker in order to get it right.
      • This just has to be referenced here. Comments are safe to read.
    • In Finnish: Höyryjyrä. Almost impossible to pronounce to anyone foreign. Meaning? "Steamroller".
  • Back in the 1970s and early 80s, if you were a member of the Swedish pop group ABBA and your name wasn't Benny Andersson, the chances were pretty good that the next non-Scandinavian broadcast journalist to interview you would butcher at least part of your name.
  • Csaba Csere, a longtime editor of Car and Driver magazine. A blurb in the magazine's 50th anniversary issue claims that, when he was asked what the correct pronunciation of his name was, he simply responded with: "Csaba Csere."
  • This video is Americans fighting Polish pronunciation with as much grace as a non-native-speaker human can muster. It's awfully cute.
  • And if you'd like to know more about phonotactics, here is a nice, begginer-friendly video.
  • Anime English voice actor Vic Mignogna often gets jokes about his name being unpronounceable (it's "min-YAH-na"). Parodied mercilessly in an advert for Kami-Con made by himself and LittleKuriboh.
  • Author James Rollins, AKA James Clemens for his early fantasy novels through a different publisher, real last name is Czajkowski. He adopted the pseudonyms specifically to avoid this trope.

Alternative Title(s): The Unpronouncable