Everybody poops. Everybody pees, too. But some writers and artists like to take that familiar yellow substance and turn it into comedy gold.
Urine Trouble is when an animal (usually a dog) relieves itself on some inappropriate target. Occasionally it's a toddler or even a baby letting fly with the offending tinkle.
This is usually the unhappy fate of whatever hapless hero or character disguises himself/herself as a tree or a fire hydrant... in which case you can hardly blame the dog. It can also happen with an amnesiac human who thinks s/he's a dog, or a dog turned into a human. It is often, but not always, the last step in a Humiliation Conga.
This trope is versatile enough that symbolic peeing will do; e.g., we see an unsympathetic character drinking from a fountain, only for the shot to pull back and reveal that the fountain is shaped like a cherub urinating.
There's also the joke where a dog pees on someone and another character remarks, "He wants you for his own!", since male dogs pee on things to mark their territory.
Often a form of Vulgar Humor.
- The commercial for Earthworm Jim 3D had a scene where Jim was walking a dog, only for the dog to pee on his leg.
- In the Everybody Pees animated jingle by the National Kidney Foundation, the song has a lyric "Fido gets to mark his territory" and a dog is seen peeing on a couch.
- There is a postcard of a cartoon with the caption "Do your cigarettes taste different lately?" The cartoon depicts a dog grinning mischievously while marking his territory on a tobacco plant.
- One ad for litter box liners shows a cat sitting in a puddle. A blue puddle for some reason.
- A cat example: The main character of Chi's Sweet Home got her name because she peed on everything but her litterbox when being trained to use itnote . Yohei remedied this by putting a peed-on sock in the litter, and Chi got the message.
- Dragon Ball:
- In the Dragon Ball Z Movie, Broly Second Coming, after trying to find a moment to relieve himself, Trunks is caught by Broly and held over the larger Saiyan's head. The inevitable happens.
- This trope was used much more often in the original Dragon Ball series, particularly in filler. Goku has caused urine trouble for Pilaf (by going on his spy camera) and Murasaki (who was disguised as a tree - genius how Goku picked him out of all the other trees...)
- There was also the time in Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone movie when Gohan, after getting drunk from eating a fruit, pees on Krillin's head. Keep in mind that Gohan was 4 or 5 at the time.
- In one episode of Dr. Stone, one of the ingredients needed for Ruri's medicine is ammonia, which is found in urine. Senku and Chrome decide to provide it themselves. Kohaku then gets furious at them because she thinks they're going to make her sister drink their pee, but they quickly explain they're just using it to treat the mixture for the medicine.
- Lampshaded in Fullmetal Alchemist, when Ed and Al arrive at Tucker's estate, and Big Friendly Dog Alexander leaps out. When said dog is later playing with Alphonse, Ed remarks something along the lines of: "Let's hope he doesn't think Al's a hydrant!"
- In a later incident, just before Hawkeye adopts (and names) Black Hayate, said puppy takes a leak on a wall. She proceeds to housebreak him - with
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- In a later incident, just before Hawkeye adopts (and names) Black Hayate, said puppy takes a leak on a wall. She proceeds to housebreak him - with
- In the manga of Ginga: Nagareboshi Gin, Chibi does this after the pack takes him in... while he's on Moss's head.
- In the sequel, Hougen makes it very clear that you do not, under any circumstances, disappoint him. Not only does he have some of his henchdogs rip Nero's front paws off, he proceeds to urinate on the dog's face as he dies.
- This happens a lot in Gintama.
- In Episode 6, Gintoki takes a piss in front of the police station after he is interrogated to show his distaste for the police force.
- In Episode 19, Hasegawa is relieving himself off of a cliff in a flashback when a woman notices and blushes.
- In Episode 42, Gintoki and Umibouzu pee on the giant alien they just killed as a sign of victory.
- In Episode 53, Gintoki has to put out a fire but doesn't have any water to use, so he uses his penis to do the job for him.
- In Episode 115, when he is lost on an island, Katsura writes a big "SOS" in the sand with his pee.
- In Episode 190, Gintoki pisses on a mound of dirt that turns out to be a cursed cat's grave.
- Gintoki once pisses into a river while a man (who is a little bit downstream) is trying to drink from it.◊
- Inverted in Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Girls, wherein a younger Naoe pees on an earthworm, apparently to get rid of a bad luck curse.
- Just about anytime Miroku from Inuyasha is mistaken for a toilet by a little toddler... Miroku is the one who ends up running away with the kid to a bathroom yelling "You know better than to pee there!" or "The toilet's over here!".
- Happens a lot in Inubaka: Crazy for Dogs, which is to be expected in a series about dogs. Specifically, puppies tend to urinate in excitement every time Suguri is around.
- In Lupin III: The Last Job a dog pees on Lupin's head, among other indignities.
- Shows up a couple times in Nana to Kaoru:
- Invoked in chapter 6. Nana is suffering from a Potty Emergency, and Kaoru seems to be finding her a restroom, but they go to a clearing and Kaoru wants her to do it there. She is hesitant to do so, but she does give in.
- In chapter 75, she's is suffering from another one, while in her "Dog Girl" outfit. After much panic, and trying to do it as an actual dog would, she finds a way to relieve herself. Kaoru then helps clean her up.
- Akamaru, of Naruto, is actually capable of pin-point projectile urination while spinning around in all directions, which Kiba calls "Dynamic Marking". This actually serves a purpose, both for tracking and as an attack (dog urine in the eye really stings). He peed on Naruto at least once when he was unconscious, because he doesn't like him.
- And in a filler episode, Naruto himself accidentally pees on Ino off of a roof... while disguised as Ino. (And Ino mistakes it for rain...)
Ah, what a beautiful rainbow!
- In the original pilot manga that was submitted to Shonen Jump way back when Kishimoto was first getting started, Naruto has trapped (and evidently injured) someone who was mean to him in a hole. He then proceeds to urinate on this guy, saying it takes 10 days to get the scent out (which might have something to do with this Naruto really being a demon fox).
- And in a filler episode, Naruto himself accidentally pees on Ino off of a roof... while disguised as Ino. (And Ino mistakes it for rain...)
- Happens offscreen in a chapter of the Neptunia manga. At one point during the chapter where Uni, Rom, Ram and Nepgear were turned into babies, the latter relieves herself, and her sister promptly takes advantage of the occasion to take a picture. It happens offscreen, but we do get to see the photo at the end of the chapter, and Nepgear's understandably embarassed reaction.
- In an episode of Onegai My Melody, Kuromi gets peed on by Baku's young baby sister, Bako.
- In Pokémon Adventures, Ruby and Sapphire admire a beautiful rainbow...only to realize in horror that said rainbow was formed from Emerald pissing off a high balcony. At that moment, the Pokedex resonance system goes off and Emerald, trying to find the source of the beeping, twists around and pisses directly on Ruby and Sapphire themselves! (The US release alters the scene so that Emerald is emptying a can of soda instead.)
- This happens to the haughty villainess Esmeraude in Sailor Moon R. (pictured)
- Baby Taro promptly pees on both Ryoko and Ayeka throughout the eighth OVA episode of Tenchi Muyo!.
- Happens in Yu-Gi-Oh! to Rex and Weevil during their Humiliation Conga flashback.
- In the Beasts of Burden & Hellboy Crossover, this is how the Big Bad is defeated.
- In one issue of Preacher, the villain of the arc rounds up some of The Klan to help send a message to Jesse Custer by burning a cross on Jesse's lawn. A drunken Jesse calmly staggers out of the house and relieves himself of the fire hazard, which the sheet-heads don't take well.
- In one The Punisher comic, one of Frank's enemies digs up Frank's family and urinates on the remains. When Frank finds out he goes on a rampage.
- In the crossover comicbook RoboCop Versus The Terminator, a poor little mutt makes the fatal error of mistaking ED-209's leg for a fire hydrant. It does not end well.
- In the sixth issue of the Rocko's Modern Life comic book by Boom! Studios, Rocko's dog Spunky pees on Ralph Bighead.
- In the children's comic book Some Swell Pup, or, Are You Sure You Want a Dog? has the new dog urinate everywhere, including on the creature who provided her's lap.
Oh well, nobody's perfect.
- Vampirella: Pantha does this to the defeated enemy. (In her werepanther form, and the whole issue was a homage to Russ Meyer — it was even named Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! — but it's still astonishing to see this in a fairly mainstream comic.)
- Wacky Raceland begins with a six-legged lizard urinating on the Mean Machine. Since the racers' vehicles are sentient in this continuity, the Mean Machine retaliates by vaporizing the lizard.
- In For Better or for Worse, Farley pees on Elly when he's first taken in by the Pattersons.
- Hinted at in Garfield when the titular cat once disguised himself as a tree. Okay, it didn't actually happen, but you can tell that Odie was definitely thinking about it.
- A not-fit-for-print Gary Larson cartoon, included in The PreHistory of The Far Side, depicted the unfortunate results of a race of aliens shaped like fire hydrants making First Contact with a dog.
- Apparently, in The Ant Bully, Lucas once peed on the ants' hill.
Zok: ...and you even doused us with the yellow rain!!!
Lucas: I couldn't help it! I had to go!
- In The Book of Life, young Manolo experiences this after his heroic bullfight with the mad boar, but the little piglet who does it ends up growing up to be given to Maria as Chuy.
- An early scene in Felix the Cat: The Movie has Felix use his magic bag of tricks to hide from some foxes, only for the foxes to mark their territory on Felix's bag. While no urine is visible, it's obvious what the foxes were doing because they hike their legs near the bag and Felix is seen angrily wiping his bag when the foxes leave.
- In Despicable Me 2, Kyle the doglike Cartoon Creature pees on the neighbour's bush and it dies instantly.
- In Frankenweenie, the mayor complains about Sparky the dog peeing on his plastic flamingo.
- In The Legend of the Titanic, Smiley the dog pees on the leg of a man who's done nothing more than doing his job: telling his owner to put the dog on a leash.
- In the closing credits for Monster House, the dog pees on a jack-o-lantern, extinguishing it.
- In Planet 51 there's a shot of one townsperson's alien-dog-thing lifting its leg on a streetlight. Cue acidic hiss and the streetlight falling over.
- Spike urinates on the Eiffel Tower in Rugrats in Paris and on Siri the clouded leopard's tail in Rugrats Go Wild!.
- Played for drama in Watership Down, when the dog being lured to the Efrafan attackers stops to piddle on the power pylon rather than chase Hyzenthlay. How often does this trope put lives at risk?
- As soon as he finally hatches out of his egg, Baby Aladar from Dinosaur actually pees at his adopted lemur grandfather, Yar. Later, at the end of the film, it's Aladar and Neera's own son that does the favor.
- The live-action 101 Dalmatians has a dog pee on a magazine cover with Cruella de Vil's face on it. This is also Whizzer's entire shtick.
- Adele Hasn't Had Her Dinner Yet: Discussed. Gert was Countess Thun's darling dog who mysteriously disappeared from a closed bedroom. He really shouldn't have tinkled on Baron von Kratzmar's leg. Baron is The Gardener, a villainous master mind who grew a massive carnivorous plant Adele. Gert was Adele's first big victim as a revenge for the tinkle.
- In Airheads, a dog is seen peeing on a demo tape that Chaz's girlfriend threw out a window.
- American Pie 2 has a drunk guy peeing down a balcony, and hitting Stifler... who initially likes it, thinking it was a hot girl pouring champagne.
- You'd think the temperature would be a clear giveaway.
- "How did you get it so nice and warm?"
- In An American Werewolf in London, backpackers David and Jack hitched a lift with a shepherd's truckload of livestock. Result: "Those sheep shit in my pack." One case where urine would've been the less gross variant.
- "Is this the Delta house?" "Sure! C'mon in!"
- At the beginning of Babe, the young pig protagonist is being offered in a "Guess the piglet's weight" contest; when Farmer Hoggett picks him up to get a feel for his weight, he lets fly with a stream of urine (which fortunately doesn't hit anybody). Hoggett's only reaction is to knock a few ounces off his guess.
- Rather spoils the moment for Marty in Back to the Future Part III, when he meets the infant who's the first of the McFly family born in America.
- In the first Beethoven movie Beethoven as a puppy pees on a biker woman who considered adopting him, until he did that to her.
- In Bruce Almighty the movie has a Running Gag about the dog peeing on anything he feels like in the house until Bruce finally succeeds in training him as part of his understanding that he has to be responsible for his own life.
- In The Cat in the Hat movie, Nevins the dog pees on the bad guy's taco.
- In Dirty Work, while Mitch and Sam are having a meaningful heart to heart, Sam is casually peeing off the roof.
Guy:(on the ground) Hey, I'm gonna kill you, asshole!
Mitch: Sam, are you pissing off the roof?
- In Elf, Leon hates dogs because they pee on things.
- In Enchanted, a dog pees on Edward's boot.
- Johnny in Evil Laugh accidentally urinates on a sunbathing couple, and must run from their wrath.
- In The Forbidden Kingdom, Jackie Chan's character claims to be able to make rain. He tries. It's not rain.
- Nope. It's a Golden Shower, courtesy of Jet Li's character.
- In Garfield 2 A Tale Of Two Kitties, Odie prepares to pee on a soldier on a trip to London, but Garfield tells him not to because that would make him an "ugly American".
- George of the Jungle plays this with Shep... but since Shep is an elephant that acts like a dog, that means it's played with a HUGE torrent of urine!
- Three guesses as to what the name of Tinkle refers to in Golden Winter.
- In the opening scene of Graveyard Shift, a rat deposits an inplausibly-large puddle of pee on the seat of a chair.
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days has a dog peeing on both a pool table and a poker mat.
- The trailer for Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave features two tiny aliens fleeing from the base of a fire hydrant when a dog appears on the scene.
- In The Mask, Stanley's dog Milo, after donning the mask, pees on one of Dorian's men.
- Micmacs: Bazil, busy spying on two arms dealers from their rooftop, pees in the eavestroughs. The liquid emerges from the downspout and forms a largeish puddle under a nearby society lady.
- Mystery Team
Jason: So you covered your hand in dog urine?Duncan: No, I DRANK it!
- In The Night At The Museum, the monkey pees on the protagonist, prompting him to say, "When I have a problem with someone, I don't pee on them!".
- In Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, Buddy Love, who turned into a baby after being tricked into drinking the youth potion, pees on the Dean after he picks him up.
- David Warner throws a pan full of urine on a man in Quest of the Delta Knights.
Crow T. Robot: The Pee Throwing Scene, ladies and gentlemen.
- In Quigley Down Under, when Crazy Cora is giving Quigley a hard time, he snarkily asks the aboriginal baby she's carrying to pee all over her new dress.
- The burglar in The Ref encounters a trapped safe that photographs him, sprays him in the face with cat urine, and drops him into a room with a vicious Rottweiler named "Cannibal."
- In the Scooby-Doo movie, Scrappy accidentally urinates on Daphne. It's not part of a Humiliation Conga...he's marking his territory.
- Specifically, he urinates on Daphne's chest.
- In Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Scott gets his thoughts mixed up upon being asked about Knives' age, causing him to blurt out that he wants to give her a golden shower.
- In the much underrated Norm MacDonald/Dave Chappelle comedy Screwed, Willard(MacDonald) and Rufus(Chappelle) fake Willard's kidnapping, at one point making a fake ransom video with him in a dog cage, and being forced to eat kibble. Then, Rufus(out of frame) squirts some water on him:
Willard: Oh, God, is that urine? (tastes it) It is! It's human urine!
- In the film version of Slaughterhouse-Five, Billy Pilgrim's dog Spot causes a scene at his wife's formal party by peeing on the rug.
- The dog-turned-human variant was used in The Tenth Kingdom.
- In Trading Places, Winthorpe's Humiliation Conga ends with him drunken, in a filthy Santa suit, at Christmas, with a dog lifting its leg on him.
- Transformers has Sam's dog Mojo peeing on Ironhide. Bumblebee then does the same to Agent Simmons from Sector 7.
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
- Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke opens with a hungover Pedro mistaking his hamper for his toilet.
- In Wolf, one mark of Jack Nicholson's advancing lycanthropy is that he yields to temptation in invoking this trope. All over his rival's leather shoes, no less.
- Inverted in Zookeeper; A wolf gets peed on.
- The instructions said "VOID WHERE PROHIBITED". So I did.
- In the kids' book Always in Trouble, Charlie the dog wets the rug twice.
- In Arthur, the book version of "Arthur's New Puppy" has Pal pee on Arthur's lap and then the rug. (In the cartoon version, he pees on the rug, but not Arthur's lap).
- In The Berenstain Bears book "The Trouble with Pets", Lady, as a puppy, pees in the house.
- A discussion is implied in Charlie Moon And The Big Bonanza Bust Up where the kids are wondering why the hallway smells so bad and one of their speculations is tomcats. Since cats themselves don't smell bad, they're probably thinking that the cats are peeing to mark their territory.
- In Terry Pratchett's Hogfather, Death in disguise as the Hogfather (a Santa Claus/ Father Christmas Expy) brings his sleigh, drawn by four enormous tusked hogs, to a department store so the children can tell him what they want for Hogswatch. One of the hogs promptly and extensively urinates on the floor, which almost every child present finds to be the most enthralling thing he or she has ever seen.
- Averted in the same novel by the Death of Rats, who went through the motions for form's sake, but was a bit handicapped in this department.
- Subverted in The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, as the title rats deliberately urinate in places humans would prefer they not do so, and even go so far as to tank up on water before heading out on coordinated missions to "widdle" on people's stuff.
- Averted in Lords and Ladies, when Granny asks Nanny Ogg to place a chamber pot beneath a large bat that's hanging from her bedroom rafters.
- In Michael Crichton's Eaters of the Dead, the Arab among Vikings wakes up to find a dog licking him and is terribly embarrassed because it reminds him of a morality tale about a drunken man who is licked, then peed on by a dog, but thinks he is being cared for by a kind passer-by. It's not clear whether the fable actually exists or not.
- Averted in Faded Steel Heat, when Mr. Big the parrot starts to relieve himself on the Dead Man's shoulder, only to get flung across the room via telekinesis.
- In Gullivers Travels, the Lilliputian castle catches on fire, and the title character has only one option for putting it out.
- There's a Bowdlerized version out there where he spits on the fire to put it out. Makes the Lilliputian queen's shock and indignation a little more puzzling, especially when you're a kid.
- In the Horrible Science book "Shocking Electricity", it claims that the only things robot cats can do that real cats can't are catch mice and pee on the carpet.
- Mog: In the book "Mog's Bad Thing", the "bad thing" that Mog does on Mr. Thomas's chair is implied to be peeing because she thinks, "I want my lavatory" right before doing it and Nicky is seen holding his nose.
- Paper Towns has school bullies shooting kids with Super Soakers filled with pee.
- Derek Robinson's novel Piece of Cake features a dog, owned by the squadron leader, who urinates on everyone but his owner. Pilots, groundstaff, guards at division HQ: You name it, Reilly has peed on it.
- In Thank You, Miss Doover, the boy, as it turns out, used his stationary to housebreak his dog.
- In To Kill A Mocking Bird, the minor character Mr. Avery pees off his front porch, with an arc so long it reaches the streetlight. Jem and Dill are impressed and begin to speculate about how he was able to do it. Scout, being a girl, gets uncomfortable with the discussion and quickly moves them onto another topic. This is not shown in the film adaptation (thankfully).
- In Harry Turtledove's Worldwar series; the "Lizards" (reptilian aliens who invade Earth in 1942) set up sensors in several areas that use the presence of uric acid to detect how many humans are in the area; suddenly, several sensors report that billions of humans are approaching their bases (one Lizard notes that if the sensor readings are true, then twice as many people as exist on Earth are attacking their bases!). When Lizard patrols are sent out to investigate, they find out that humans found the sensors, learned how they worked, and urinated directly on them, causing the sensors to overload and give off these false alarms. Later, during a meeting between several senior Lizard military commanders in which they're given a recap of these incidents, some of the commanders are noticeably squicked about this, while others find it Actually Pretty Funny.
- Agatha Raisin: A Running Gag in "Agatha and the Wizard of Evesham" is that every time Agatha encounters Deirdra Darry's annoying little dog, the dog urinates on her.
- An episode of Angel had Charles Gunn magically influenced to "mark his territory" around the Wolfram & Hart offices during a Hallowe'en party, which culminated in his accidental wetting of a co-worker.
Wesley: Charles, you just peed on my shoes.
- A routine Benny Hill performed several times in The Benny Hill Show has him thanking a host via telephone for a lovely stay at their house, and compliments them on the loveliness of a bathroom decorated in pink, with a gold toilet. "You don't have a pink bathroom?...You do have a pink spare room where you keep your euphonium." A euphonium is a brass instrument that looks like a tuba, but smaller.
- Dave Chappelle performed an entire song about this trope in a parody of the R. Kelly sex tape scandal.
- "Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don't even want, none of the above. I want to piss on you! Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you!"
- In the Farscape episode "Thank God it's Friday, Again" Rygel eats a root that makes his bodily fluids explosive. In one scene he pees a green stream off the side of a bridge that bursts into flame when it hits ground.
- From the Good Luck Charlie episode Baby Come Back:
Teddy: (panicked) PJ?PJ: What?Teddy: You brought home the wrong baby!PJ: What? I did not!Teddy: Look, wrong parts!(baby emits projectile urine in PJ's face)Gabe: There's nothing wrong with those parts!
- In the episode "Here Kitty" of House, after Kutner got back at House:
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Why are you still alive?Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I'm not sure.Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I guess he was impressed that you stood up to him. *And* got a cat to pee in his chair.Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Yeah. A cat.
- iCarly makes the same joke the trope title does in one episode. Also, there occasionally is pee humor that fits this category.
- In Power Rangers S.P.D., the Robot Dog R.I.C. whizzes coolant on Commander Kruger's foot... twice in one episode.
- In the Primeval: New World episode "Undone," the female Lycaenops urinates all over Mac's shirt while she's unconscious. This is later taken very seriously, as Mac's urine-soaked shirt attracts the male Lycaenops back to the Cross Photonics lab.
- In Return to Cranford, William Buxton's dog Napoleon runs away and pees on a cloth in the church.
- In the infamous Star Trek: Enterprise episode "A Night In Sickbay," Archer nearly causes a diplomatic incident when Porthos "waters" a tree that the Kreetassans consider sacred.
- At the end of "And the Soft Opening", the third-season premiere of 2 Broke Girls, the local homeless man pees on Caroline.
- The Worst Year of My Life, Again: In the School Play episode, Alex caps his Humiliation Conga by causing Nicola's dog to pee over her.
- Young Blades: In "Rub-a-Dub Sub," D'Artagnan rescues a baby from a runaway cart, and the baby pees in his face. Used to set up a pun:
Baby's Mother: I'm so relieved!
Jacqueline: So is he.
- While even The Young Ones wasn't quite rude enough to show it openly on television, Vyvyan was once shown from behind, apparently urinating on a low brick wall. When he steps aside, the head of a pop singer is revealed looking over the wall, suggesting that he's just been subjected to this trope during his band's guest performance.
- Vyvyan is also revealed to have a begonia plant, which he...ah...waters every day.
- In another episode, Tommy Balowski, drunk cousin to Jerzy, asks Mike if he could use the house's bathroom. Mike tells him no, to which Tommy replies "I didn't think you would, so I pissed in your garden."
- Neil once refused to let the other lads use his cherished speaker as a barricade, protesting that Jimi Hendrix once pissed on it.
- Frank Zappa's "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow"
Watch out where the huskies goand don't you eat that yellow snow
- Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the street, they just don't care!
- The Robert Lund song "I Peed in the Pool", a parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry.
I peed in the pool, and I liked it!
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool, 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt it so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it!
- It is Inverted in Bryent Oden's Songdrops song Please Don't Pee In the Pool.
- The cover of The Who's Who's Next shows the band members having just peed on a concrete slab that looked similar to The Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
- In reality, only Keith Moon actually peed on it. For the rest, they poured water from a film canister to create the stains.
- There's an I Can Has Hot Dog photo involving a puppy peeing on a laptop.
- Reminiscent of the T-shirt slogan: "Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer".
- The end of the Bitey of Brackenwood Flash "Prowlies at the River" involves Bitey, the protagonist and Jerkass of the series, beating up and scaring off a bunch of the titular creatures so that he can have a drink, only for the Prowlies to bust out laughing at him and Bitey to come up gagging. The reason? Another character, Bingbong from another Brackenwood flash, is peeing upstream into the river!
- There's a birthday card and it says "Why Dogs Find Humans Confusing", and it's because it's good for them to pee on the newspaper when it's on the floor, but bad to pee on the newspaper when the humans are reading it.
- On the Monty Python album Another Monty Python Record, an aural quiz on which famous person is waking up in the morning features the sound of the person urinating in a toilet. (It was the famous film director Visconti. "An Italian film director" is not sufficient.)
- From Cheech and Chong's Los Cochinos: this part of the argument in "Strawberry Revival Festival":
Man 2: Well, if that's the case, man, why don't you keep your dog in your room?
Man 1: Hey, man, Toke can go anywhere in the house if he wants to, man.
Man 2: I know, man, that's the trouble with that dog. He goes everywhere in the house, man.
- One toy is called "Doggy Business" and it's a toy dog that walks around and occasionally lifts its leg and pees out water.
- The Binding of Isaac
- The aptly-named upgrade "Number One" replaces Isaac's tears with a stream of urine and replaces his normal crying expression with a look of relief. Another item, the "Lemon Mishap," causes Issac to leave a puddle of urine that damages enemies.
- If Isaac enters a room with low health, he'll leave a small puddle of urine by the doorway.
- The boss monster Peep attacks with his own urine, either by firing sprays of yellow projectiles or leaving trails of yellow liquid on the dungeon floor.
- Rebirth adds the "lemon party" pill, which seems to be a diuretic. It acts as a "Lemon Mishap" but with a much, much larger area of effect at the cost of only being used once.
- Conker's Bad Fur Day lets you do this as part of solving a puzzle. Its multiplayer mode has a stage with a restroom setting, too ... and within it, this is your ONLY weapon. Even if you chose a female-looking model.note
- Dog can urinate on certain landmarks in Dragon Age: Origins, marking the regions they are located in as his territory. This grants him "Mabari Dominance", a passive attack/defense bonus that lasts as long as he remains in the area. It's a testament to how dog friendly Ferelden is that nobody objects to Dog peeing all over the place. Not even the Dalish raise a fuss when Dog "claims" one of their tents. The Alienage Elves also don't object to Dog whizzing on their sacred tree.
- Most Alienages have long since chopped down their vhenadahl for firewood or let it wither. It's a tradition whose purpose has long since been forgotten. (Zevran also comments that elves themselves often pee on the vhenadahl.)
- The sequel has a scene where your player character's dog pees on a burglar (if you let the burglar go).
- In Duke Nukem 3D, Duke mentions that he is going to rip off the head of the boss he is fighting and shit down its neck. In a cut scene following that battle, you can see him squatting over the neck reading a newspaper.
- It's also worth mentioning that there's an averted version of the trope. You can literally make Duke pee by going into a restroom and walking up to a urinal. Ah, much better!
- Duke Nukem Forever's "Capture the Babe" multiplayer mode oftentimes has one of the eponymous Babes stating: "Oops, I think I peed a little!" ... while the player character is carrying her on his shoulder.
- In Final Fantasy IX, Zidane and Vivi share a male bonding moment when they both pee off the edge of a cliff in one scene.
- In Halo 3 on "The Ark", there's a Brute urinating in the corner of one room of the Cartographer building.
- In Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, if you befriend Muffy, one of the first cut scenes you can trigger with her involves your dog chasing her, and apparently peeing on her.
- In the second Jak and Daxter game, there's a cutscene in which the crocadog pees on Kor's walking staff. Jak and Daxter find this amusing; Kor does not.
- This has evolved to the point of legend in the Leisure Suit Larry franchise, where in the original game a dog would walk along and urinate on you if you stood around long enough, and the same dog would later re-appear time and time again in subsequent games.
- Metal Gear:
- In Metal Gear Solid, allowing a wolf pup to urinate on one of Snake's precious cardboard boxes would make said box a scent mask against the adult wolves, making it possible to sneak past them.
- In Metal Gear Solid 2, Raiden can get urinated on by a guard, and you can get some pretty amusing responses from the other characters. The guy apparently has a never-ending bladder, and so the player can make Raiden suffer for as long as they want.
- In Moshi Monsters, a dog once pees on the giant beanstalk, so now, dogs aren't allowed around it.
- Ōkami lets our lupine hero pee on enemies as an attack to gain valuable Demon Fangs. And she's God.
- Even stranger? You have to pay money in order to do this.
- It can later be upgraded into explosive crap.
- For the most part, this barely does any damage, thus is only used to get said valuable Demon Fangs. However, improving your strength enough does allow these moves to be used for Cherry Tapping. And if you get and equip the Infinity Plus One Bead Necklace, they become deadly all on their own.
- Persona 4 and its anime features a school-trip where the cast goes for a swim in the local river. The girls lampshade that they probably shouldn't incase someone takes a leak. Subverted since it isn't pee that goes down the river, it's puke.
- Postal 2 and 3 allows The Postal Dude to unzip his pants and start whizzing on anything nearby as a Joke Weapon that does no damage. However, it can make civilians vomit and flee if the whiz gets in their mouth, and it can be used to extinguish fires. When the Dude gets gonorrhea on Friday, pissing on civilians will make them instantly and continuously vomit. The Enhanced Mode unlocked upon beating the game lets you piss napalm.
- It returns in Postal 4, mostly doing the same thing, but an update added an item related to it; a capsule of experimental pills that turned the piss stream into, uh...a significantly higher-pressure version. Like, the same water effects used by fire hydrants in the game.
- One of Chaos' Finishing Moves in the fighting game Primal Rage is "Golden Shower", which is exactly what it sounds like. This move was considered so Squicky that Atari had to re-release the game with the move removed.
- In Soldier of Fortune's first level, you can find a terrorist relieving himself outside the restrooms. Later on, there's a scene of one pissing on a hostage.
- In the South Park video game for the N64, your primary weapon is a snowball. If you switch to Secondary Fire, you will be throwing yellow snowballs, and upon firing you hear a zipping noise and a peeing noise, and the resulting snowball will be yellow and do more damage.
- Characters from Team Fortress 2 received new weapons on an update. One of the Sniper's weapons is called Jarate which is, simply put, throwing jars filled with his own piss at people, which makes every hit on them a mini-crit until it goes away. The canonical explanation is that it makes them lose the will to live.
- Made even better with the polycount update, where the sniper now has a tranquilizer rifle; Only instead of tranquilizer, the darts are filled with Jarate. Each shot result in a yellow blast like standard jarate with the same effect.
- Combine the two with the Bushwhacka, a large knife that critically hits on mini-crits, and you have an arsenal built around piss.
- One of Merasmus's Wheel of Fate effects makes it rain jarate. He finds it horrifying.
"Jarate for everyone! I'm so, so sorry!"
- Murphy from Boy and Dog once pees on another dog.
- Brawl in the Family has an Animal Crossing version — a bunch of dog villagers peeing on the player character's mail Gyroid.
- In Educomix, it's an established rule (from the very first strip) that that urine is better for the "ecos" than water, so naturally, this trope is commonly shown.
- In It's Walky!, the title character (who isn't a dog) does this to assert his dominance over another character.
- Karin-dou 4koma: Catherine (a bird/dog youkai hybrid) pees all over Tamaryu when the latter interrupts her rush to the bathroom with a caressing session. Tamaryu is quite alarmed, but Catherine can't stop because it feels so good.
- During the conclusion to the Penny Arcade story arc An Alternative Lifestyle, Gabe tells his servant Hector that he needs to pee and that he can't find an outhouse anywhere. Tycho tells Gabe that he sees one, but Gabe just decides to pee in Hector's cupped hands instead.
Gabe: Eyes closed, pal. This ain't no peep show.
Tycho: If I weren't drunk, this would be kind of weird.
- Unsounded: Sette startles Matty while he's using the bucket in his prison cell. Startled, his aim slips upwards to the barred window Sette is talking though.
- In the first episode of Dinglesworth "", Dinglesworth jumps on a coffee table to eat some treats before he starts peeing on the floor and tries to deny it.
- In the third episode , he's goes on a date with another dog when he starts peeing himself out of nervousness causing the dog to leave.
- In the Homestar Runner toon "The Luau", Homestar urinates on firewood used at Strong Bad's party, thanks to thirty-two glasses of melonade.
- In the now-defunct website Its My Life, when Sailor the dog whines, it means she needs to pee and will pee on the floor if you don't put newspaper under her.
- One Jack Vale Films prank involves Jack pretending his dog is peeing on everyone.
- Neopets: In the game "Petpetsitter" if you don't take a petpet who is doing a Potty Dance to the bathroom quickly, it will leave a pee puddle on the floor.
- In the RedLetterMedia short "The Plinkett Awakens", Mr. Plinkett pisses gallons of yellow urine onto his toilet after sleeping for God knows how long and leaves a pool of urine on the floor.
Mr. Plinkett: Oh my God, talk about an "upper decker"!
- On this online article, the author says that people yelling at them in slang they don't understand for playing a game badly, only makes things worse. The author uses an analogy of a dog peeing on the rug and, instead of properly teaching the dog where to pee, the owner yells at him in slang. The dog, who still doesn't know where to pee, then pees on a pizza.
- In 101 Dalmatians: The Series, after Yet Another Christmas Carol, Cruella grabs one of the puppies and hugs him. Roger then shouts, "Cruella, no! Not Whizzer!" Too late...
- In The Angry Beavers episode "House Broken", Daggett prepares to chew at some trees, but is grossed out when he sees that a coyote had been peeing on them.
- In the Arthur episode "Arthur's New Puppy", Pal wets the rug so many times that D.W. suggests renaming him Puddles or Lake.
- In Beethoven: The Animated Series, the title character does this to the neighborhood bully dog and gang leader, Killer.
- In the 2006 Biker Mice from Mars episode "Vigilante Vengeance", Dog Bone's dog Spike at one point tries to pee on Vinnie's leg.
- Bratz Babies: the movie had this happen to the antagonist at the end of the movie. Specifically he was peed on by the very puppy he stole from one of the main characters
- The episode "Let the Games Begin!" opens with CatDog at the dog pound. Cat says to Dog "That wasn't a fire hydrant, Dog. It was the dog catcher's leg!"
- "The Golden Hydrant" consists of Cat finding the titular golden fire hydrant and attempting to make money off of it while trying to keep Dog and the Greasers from marking their territory on it. The Greasers eventually pee on the hydrant, revealing it to actually be an ordinary fire hydrant painted gold. Later, Cat finds another golden hydrant only to get eaten by a crocodile along with Dog and the Greasers. Dog and the Greasers walk toward Cat with longing looks while Cat clings to the golden hydrant and begs them to stay away. We then cut to outside of the crocodile, where Cat remarks that at least now they know that the hydrant is real, implying that Dog and the Greasers pissed on Cat.
- Code Lyoko:
- In one episode, Jeremie creates a robotic dog named Kiwi 2 who is so lifelike, it needs to be walked, and "pees" oil if it isn't.
- In general, if Kiwi (the animal, not the robot) wasn't walked daily, he had unfortunate accidents. Played for Laughs or not depended on the writer. In "Big Bug," it was used for comedy. In "Canine Conundrum," it was used for a somewhat courtroom drama.
- A dog once peed on baby Danny during a Flashback sequence in the Christmas Episode of Danny Phantom, one of the many examples of why he behaves like a Scrooge. "And then he was looking a bit yellow in the face."
- The Downtown episode "Testing" ends with Fruity getting peed on by a dog he adopted with the intent of using it to attract women.
Bender: "I'll give you five dollars not to do what you're thinking about doing!" (silence, camera pans away) "Heh heh, you just lost five dollars."
- In "A Head in the Polls", after Bender sells his body (literally, becoming just a head), a dog walks up to him and lifts a leg...
- In "Decision 3012", Bender is working for Nixon to dig up dirt on Chris Travers, a rival election candidate. While digging through his office for files at night, Travers comes back, forcing him to hide in the men's room disguised as a urinal (the rest of which are out of order). Cue Traverse walking up to Bender and unzipping his fly as we transition to the next scene.
Nixon: Well, you did manage to get us a TREMENDOUS urine sample...
Bender: (embarrassed and traumatized) Let's not talk about that...!
- G.I. Joe:
- In the Histeria! episode "20th Century Presidents", the segment about Richard Nixon had a scene where his dog Checkers peed on a table.
Reporter: We hear Checkers isn't paper-trained.Nixon: How did you know? There's a leak in the White House.Checkers: You got that right!
- When Kim Possible's nemesis Dr. Drakken was too busy working on his latest gadget to take Commodore Puddles for a walk, the dog, well, lived up to the name, causing a short circuit that caused Drakken's intended shrink ray to function as a growth ray instead.
- In Little Princess:
- The episode "I Want to Play in the Rain" has Scruff prepare to pee on the Prime Minister's trike but he's stopped before he does it.
- In "I Didn't Do It", the Princess brings leaves into the house and spills water on the floor. The adults mistakenly think that Scruff brought them in and then peed on the floor.
- The Loud House:
- In "The Sweet Spot", Lincoln doesn't want to sit in one of the seats in the car because Charles the dog peed on it once and it's still wet.
- In "Head Poet's Anxiety", a flashback shows a younger Charles peeing on a younger Luan.
- In "Change of Heart", Charles pees on Clyde's snow sculpture.
- Martha Speaks:
- One of the things Martha teaches Skits when he's a puppy in "Martha and Skits" is not to pee in the house.
- In "Puppy Skits", Martha remembers peeing in the house to get attention when Skits was a puppy and she was jealous of the attention.
- In "Skits Behaves", Martha remembers wetting the rug a lot as a puppy.
- In "Martha's Blue Period", Helen imagines Martha Crying a River and being afraid she'll be mistaken for having wet the rug.
- The Mask would occasionally have Stanley Ipkiss' dog Milo pee on something as part of a gag. One example is in the episode "Mayor Mask", which has a scene of Milo urinating on a campaign poster for Mayor Tilton.
- In the animated series version of Milly, Molly, Alf's dog is named Puddles for his habit of peeing on things.
- In the Milo episode "Shame", Judith draws a peeing dog. This makes Milo angry, because he thinks she's teasing him for wetting himself in class earlier.
- Weaponized in the Milo Murphy's Law episode "Missing Milo". Just when it seemed like the time-travelling king of mutant sentient pistachio trees was about to prevent Milo and his friends from destroying the sapling he once was, Milo's dog Diogee appears and pees on the sapling. This particular kind of pistachio tree is extremely vulnerable to uric acid, destroying it and the entire army of Pistachions, except for one which was currently in the past.
- Used in the My Life as a Teenage Robot episode, "Tradeshow Showdown"; Jenny finds a small robot dog and asks it to perform several tricks, only for it to respond with a monotone "Bow-wow" everytime. Finally, she asks, "Can you do anything?" Cue the leg lift. When Jenny walks away, she has a faceful of oil.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: In "It's About Time", where Cerberus runs off from his post at the gates of Tartarus and turns up in Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle steps in right when the giant dog was just about to mark its territory on one of the buildings.
Doof: Hey, wait, I just realised- that was a conscious decision. You peed on my couch!
- When sister Candace visited Jeremy in "Interview with a Platypus", his Enfant Terrible sister's Right Hand Poodle did this to her shoe.
- In Across the Second Dimension, Perry pees on Doofenshmirtz's couch as a way to distract Phineas and Ferb and keep them from helping Doof, without blowing his cover as an ordinary platypus. Later, Phineas throws the wet couch cushion at Alternate Dimension Doof's face.
- In The Powerpuff Girls Movie, after Buttercup knocks out gorilla Rocko Socko, the Talking Dog appears and urinates on the gorilla's metal glove.
- Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!:
- A minor running gag is Robi's robot dog Sparky "peeing" orange juice due to having a juicer for a leg.
- In "Zoinks the Wonder Dog", Dr. Phibes tries to sever Shaggy and Scooby's bond using robot duplicates of Shaggy's original dog Zoinks and Scooby's original hippy friend Groovy Don. One of the things the robot double of Zoinks does to spite Scooby is piss on Scooby's new DVD player.
- In The Simpsons, we see an old clip from the Krusty the Clown Show, in which a monkey guest is climbing around on top of Krusty's head.
Krusty: So, why do they call this a Urine Monkey? [beat] Ooh, I just found out."
- South Park:
Cartman: Look you guys, Butters is asleep.Stan: He's such a douchebag.Cartman: Hey, you wanna see a trick? When someone's sleeping, you get a glass of warm water, and you put their hand in it... [he grabs a glass of water, places it near Butters' side, and dips his hand in]Stan: ...Yeah, and then what?Cartman: And then, you pee on him! [he drops his pants and urinates on Butters, then starts laughing]Kyle: No, dude! You put their hand in the water and it makes them pee!Cartman: Really?
- There's an entire episode based on this called, fittingly enough, "Pee". It starts with people peeing in pools at the local water park and then ends up with the government peeing on monkeys as part of a scientific experiment.
- From the episode Asspen:
- Also from the episode Summer Sucks when Cartman is taken swimming lessons with a bunch of first graders who all pee in the pool.
- Almost every now and again on Teen Titans, due to being able to turn into animals, Beast Boy has been accused and has even been told to stay off the couch because he may pee on it. In "Betrothed", Beast Boy is yelled at by Cyborg not to have an accident in the T-Ship on their way home.
- The doggie biscuit commercial in the 2 Stupid Dogs episode "Let's Make a Right Price" features Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole tied to a fire hydrant while a villain called Heckhound attempts to urinate on them.
- The What A Cartoon! Show short "Swamp and Tad: Mission Imfrogable" had a scene where Tad tried to spy on the dog that took the package he and Swamp were supposed to retrieve by disguising himself as a fire hydrant, only for the dog to sniff Tad and raise his hind leg near him.
- In the Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? episode "P.U. to P.E.", Robot tries to avoid showering in gym because he fears that he will rust when he gets wet. There is eventually a scene where he tries to avoid getting wet from any situation where he could be exposed to water. At one point, he tries to hide in a bush, only to jump back out when a dog starts lifting his hind leg near him.
- In the What's with Andy? episode "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow", Mrs. Weebles, the Grumpy Old Woman, disallows dogs in the park because she's afraid they'll pee everywhere. Andy pranks her with lemonade to make it seem like her ice dogs peed.
- Yvon of the Yukon: The show's theme song explains that the eponymous character was frozen for three hundred years before a dog accidentally pees on him, which unfreezes him.
- Tip for the first-time parent or inexperienced babysitter: if you need to change a diaper (especially on a male infant) do not have your face right over the baby (in fact, keeping something over the relevant body parts is a good move).
- Democratic councilman Steven Lipsky got drunk and urinated on a crowd in Washington, D.C.
- And poor Jimmy Carter had to deal with his own, drunken brother deciding to take a whizz on the White House lawn, in front of reporters.
- Rock star Ozzy Osbourne once relieved himself on the Alamo. In a dress. This got him banned from entering the city of San Antonio.
- Ozzy later said that some Hispanic prisoners with whom he shared a holding cell claimed they pee on the Alamo all the time.
- Courtesy of FailBlog, a rather tasteless way of identifying the restrooms in a certain pub.
- There was a story about a man who kept getting harassed by pranksters at his house at night. He fought back by using water guns filled with - you guessed it - urine.
- Alan Shepard's flight into space was only supposed to last 15 minutes, but it was delayed for hours. There was no provision for elimination built into his suit, so....
- Yuri Gagarin, first human in space, averted this trope by peeing on a tire of the bus that took him to the launch pad, starting a cosmonaut tradition.
- Male dogs and cats mark their territory by spraying it with urine.
- Though somewhat rarer, female dogs and cats do this, too.
- As do plenty of other mammal species.
- Including cheetahs, such as the female who infamously sprayed inside an observing biologist's vehicle's sun roof on Big Cat Diary.
- Unfixed or jealous (male and female) rabbits do this when marking territory or as courtship. However, they also pee as an Excrement Statement, as in bunny language, peeing on something that isn't yours is an ultimate insult, along with getting a point across that they are really angry with someone.
- "Gardy loo!"
- This poster on the Jeet Kune Do Talk forum pissed on a mugger when he was attacked using the urinal. Gross and embarrassing but effective.
- Frogs and toads sometimes urinate and/or defecate as a defense mechanism if grabbed, to try to make themselves unappetizing to predators.
- Zoos design their pens for hippos and tapirs to keep visitors at a safe distance from the edge of the exhibit. Not just because such large animals can be dangerous, but because hippos scatter their feces widely by waving their tails around as they defecate, and female tapirs spray urine several feet behind their rear ends.
- Mice and voles produce a lot of urine due to limited efficiency of such tiny kidneys. The trails they routinely follow tend to be spotted with so many urine drops that birds of prey, able to see urine's ultraviolet hue, can spot such paths and pinpoint where prey are likely to appear: a serious cause of literal Urine Trouble for the rodents, themselves.
- Bird poop is actually mostly composed of the bird's form of urine, a white goop called uric acid. This is so it can get out easier via the cloaca, a utility opening in the bird's rear that both functions as waste disposal and mating for both sexes. The little dot in the middle is the actual stool, the rest is just bird pee. It doesn't mix too well with water, which is why it's so hard to get off of your car. What makes this count is that certain small birds, such as pigeons, actually use this as a defense mechanism; they release their bombs before flying to lighten their load and as such, get away from a potential predator faster.
- A common belief among little kids seems to be that when it rains, God is peeing on everyone. Curiously, most kids who believe this don't seem grossed out by rain.
- Guy pees through his pants while being arrested