"He's whizzing on the carpet, Dad!"
— Billy, Family Dog
Arthur: [talking about Pal, who is unnamed at this point] He's just excited to be home.
David: [offscreen] Arthur!
D.W.: Yeah, he just got excitement all over the living room rug.
[Arthur gasps and grabs the puppy to take him outside]
D.W.: You were right! Frederick is a bad name! You should call him Puddles!
[Later...]
D.W.: Forget calling him Puddles. How about Lake?
— Arthur, "Arthur's New Puppy"
"Why is he called 'Puddles'? *(Puddles pees on a tyre)* Never mind; I think I can guess."
— Farmer Heggardy, Milly, Molly the animated series, "Goodbye, Alf"
(sees Skits preparing to pee on a table) "Uh-uh. Not in the house. Not! In! The! House! You have to go outside if you wanna do that.
— Martha, Martha Speaks, "Martha and Skits"
"BAD! Pee outside next time!"
— Unnamed person
, "I Suck at Games"
, "I Suck at Games"T'Pol: "The Kreetassans consider the Alvera trees cultural treasures. Apparently, Porthos urinated on one of them."
Archer: "And that's what they're insulted about?"
T'Pol: "It is understandable."
Archer: "Well, maybe if they'd bothered to read the genetic profile we sent they'd have told us to leave the dog on the ship, and then he wouldn't have had an opportunity to pee on one of their precious trees."
— Star Trek: Enterprise, "A Night in Sickbay"
Rowan: "So how was your walky, Murphy?"
Murphy: "It was great. I smelled a tree, and a rock, and a bug, and another tree, and a leaf, and some poop, and a dog butt, and a stick, and then..."
Rowan: "And then what?"
Murphy: "Then I peed on every single one of them!"
Miss Blythe: "Why is he called Puddles?"
Alf: "Well, sometimes he makes mistakes and needs to be taken outside."
Miss Blythe: (observing Puddles peeing on something) "Well, it's time he went outside."
— Milly, Molly the animated series, "Pet Day"
"Jarate!!!!"
— Sniper, Team Fortress 2
"Is this... MON DIEU!"
— Spy being hit with the above, Team Fortress 2
"An ocean of water DESCENDS UPON YOU! DROWN, MORTALS! DROWN IN.... in... hmm. Okay, all cards on the table, that was supposed to be water. I am so sorry."
— Merasmus, Team Fortress 2
