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The Factory

The Factory, Unholy Organization Of Horrific Factories (Bright's Proposal for SCP-001, possibly formerly The Anderson Factory)

• Greater Deity-level organization
• Symbol: A simple stamp that says "A Product Of The Factory"
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Sociopathic Predatory Business, Nightmarish Factory To Extreme Degrees, May Contain Evil, Capitalism Is Bad, The Only GOI With No Sympathetic Qualities WHATSOEVER, Extreme Animosity With Dr Wondertainment (and possibly the SCP Foundation, who they contrast), The Group, The Dreaded, Horror Hunger, Source Of Many Dangerous Anomalies, Thinks They Are Owed By The Rest Of The World, believing Humans Are Bastards
• Domains: Factories, Anomalies, Cruelty, Industrialization, Greed, Gluttony, Evil
• Interests: Dr Weil, The Grox
• Interested in: Phazon, The Chimeras, The Xenomorph Drone and its Facehugger sibling
• Respects: The Grandmas
• Respected by: Molag Bal, Darkseid, Dr Fetus
• Allies
  • Financial supporters: Melkor, The Grand United Alliance of Evil, pro-warfare deities (especially Sundowner), Hexxus, Killer BOB, The Batman Who Laughs
  • Business partners: Alex Wesker, William Birkin and Ozwell E Spencer, Vought-American, Conal Cochran, Mag'ladroth the Void Dragon, SHOCKER
  • Other notable customers: The 456 Ambassador, Calvin J Candie, The Four Libertines, The Fraternity
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The Grand United Alliance of Destruction, Ultimate Reed Richards/the Maker
• Rivals: Buy n Large, the rest of the Hall of Businesses and Corporations
• Enemies: The SCP Foundation, The Global Occult Coalition, Agent K and Agent J, the Grand United Alliance of Good, heroes opposing Umbrella Corporation, Theodore Roosevelt, Charles Dickens, Zamasu, The Emperor of Mankind, Finn (Star Wars), Iroque, the Phantom Thieves of Heart, Scrooge McDuck, Pepsiman, the Angry Video Game Nerd, The Boys, Captain Planet and the Planeteers, the Hall of Nature Preservers (especially Gaea), Lysandre, Abraham Lincoln and deities who fought/were involved in the American Civil War, Magneto, the Hall of Fairies, Santa Claus (classic, Nicholas St North and Robot), Meat Boy
• Many dangerous anomalies have been sold as consumer products, usually identified with the stamp "A Product Of The Factory". Founded in 1835 before the founding of unions, they milked that fact for all its worth and make their products through hellish factories. 16 hour work days are tame compared to the slave labor, forced breeding to create more workers, horrific mish-mashing, Blood Magic and other horrible practices. All of this is done to create, at best, products which have collateral damage. Imagine every negative trait of factories and capitalism during The Gilded Age, put it on steroids and give it access to the anomalous. And they don't care what happens to you at all.
• There are dozens of Groups of Interest^note groups interested in/associated with the anomalous, however the Factory stand out in having absolutely no redeeming qualities. Even openly selfish groups like Marshall, Carter and Dark can be charming or have standards, but the Factory is evil from top to bottom. Their systematic and structured cruelty were applauded by both Darkseid and Molag Bal, especially the former as anyone who's been to Apokolips has a good idea on what living in the Factory is like.
• They are one of the proposals for SCP-001; a designation where none/multiple/all entries are falsified to hide the true SCP-001. It tells that it was once the Anderson Factory, founded by an absolutely monstrous Corrupt Corporate Executive called Jesse Anderson. During the Grant administration the Foundation raided the Factory and killed the founder, but he still lived and they were forced to get his help against The Fair Folk in exchange for giving them people. And they still make dangerous SCPs. Whether this is SCP-001, just a story or something else the Hall of Fairies were rightful disgusted by the Factory and wish to shut them down. Killer BOB opposed this however, since he wants to feast on the suffering the Factory creates.
• Whether or not they are an SCP, 001 or not, a number of SCPs can be traced to them. Here's some of them just to get an idea on what they're producing.
  • SCP-528: they're little plastic containers containing silly putty that copies whatever image of a person is pressed onto it. Like a voodoo doll, whatever you do to those copies happens to the person their image is copied from. The GUAE Malum Magia has ordered these in bulk so they can be used as putty voodoo dolls for both their enemies and whoever they want to torment.
  • SCP-750: a pair of contact lenses that let you see things as "they really are" and by that they mean disturbing visions and perspectives. Eg; food becoming piles of limbs and gore, walls being covered with biofilm. Fuminori Sakisaka believes that they would cancel out his madness vision, but the SCP Foundation refuses to let him wear them.
  • SCP-1096: A variety of silicon breast implants. You don't feel pain, so it can't be too bad? Well only if you have no problem becoming a silicon plastic-based organism. The Nestene Consciousness decided to pay in bulk so it can sell them incognito and turn fleshy humans into Autons.
• If one takes Bright's SCP-001 proposal as canon, it would make the Factory the SCP Foundation's Arch-Enemy. If not, then the Foundation still hates them since they stand for almost everything the Foundation opposes. Though the GUAG and the Foundation will sometimes bicker due to conflicting ethics, they're all in an agreement that the Factory should be neutered. Naturally Melkor wants the Factory to run as long as possible, mainly because he wants the GUAE to be their primary customers. While he's supporting them in the pantheon so they may continue to be karma houdinis in a lighter setting, they don't give a damn who they sell their unholy products to so long as they stay wealthy. They'll even sell things to the GUAD to slake an unending hunger for revenue, though just because they're one of the few businesses willing to deal with them doesn't mean they're going to allow them to completely succeed in their end goal.
• They are also on the Global Occult Coalition's "kill on sight" list and are dreaded by the Serpent's Hand. If the latter is to be trusted, they're an industrialized cancer that spreads across the multiverse.They're defined by sheer gluttony and constant hunger for more resources in order to continue making anomalies; they ascended to pillage the Trope Pantheon and nothing else. In many ways they're similar to the Umbrella Corporation, except with a broader business model and they make zero attempts to hide what bastards they are. The many enemies of said corporation wonder who's worse. Magneto personally hates them because what goes on in their factories reminds him of the utter horror that he witnessed in Nazi concentration camps.
• If the Factory has a philosophy, it's that humanity is inherently selfish. While this is certainly true of them, the main reason the GUAG irks them is how their existence refutes them and their avarice. Zamasu actually agrees with the Factory, and he naturally considers them the living embodiment of human evil. Though he's no better, even members of the GUAG agree about how he feels about the Factory and have little reservations to him trying to tear them apart. Even for the poor souls enslaved in the Factory, death by Zamasu seems like a preferable option. Tezcatlipoca, for all his flaws, is utterly livid at what they do to their workers and wants to tear them apart as well.
• One SCP, SCP-2271, is an attempt to gaslight the outside world that Humans Are the Real Monsters and thus justify themselves, but it only goes to show their refusal to reflect and accept their own awful nature. They have the distorted desires to form a Palace for the Phantom Thieves to steal hearts, and they are aching to do so. Unfortunately, the Factory isn't a singular entity and no-one even knows who's in charge, assuming anyone is, thus they cannot find one. The Indigo Tribe has had similar problems in trying to forcibly reform the Factory. Interestingly in spite of being an evil businessman with omnicidal ambitions, Lysandre joins the Thieves in being disgusted by the Factory. As his M.O is trying to preserve the world's beauty and resources, just with terrible methods, he considers the Factor a personification of the societal rot and unending want that led him on his dark path.
• It should come as no surprise the environmentally conscious look at the Factory with contempt; they don't actively pollute for the hell of it like a Captain Planet villain, but their abject gluttony for resources and scourging the Earth for base material has blacklisted them among the Hall of Nature Preservers. The base loathing and contempt for common decency and whatever poor soul is forced to work in their factory left Captain Planet curled in the fetal position. Hexxus was absolutely jubilant and has been funding them so they may empower him in the destruction of the environment. Dr Weil could be heard laughing at this as he likes the cut of their jib, even if he doesn't find them useful, and the Grox felt the same.
• Being the living embodiments of cruel robber barons, they're the exact kind of evil Charles Dickens loathes with a fiery passion, and the worst case scenario Theodore Roosevelt believes would've been spawned had he and his fellow Progressives not helped the unions and ensured a clean food and drugs act. If the tales of Lord Blackwood are to be believed a young T.R once fought SCP-682, so he's not out of the dark when it comes to the anomalous. Almost any business is either helping him and the Foundation shut down the Factory, and/or regarded as competition. For at their core the Factory is a Predatory Business, who will continue even if there's nothing but dust and ash to grind down.
• Hyper-consumerist sociopaths that they are, they believe they are owed by the rest of the world for their products. The GUAE sees no reason to abuse them of that notion, nor do those who seek to create senseless war; for their willingness to sell to any side lets them prolong war to such sides' content. Sundowner found himself a high-ranking position in their newly founded Factory-Pantheon Weapons Division. According to the Ace and Eights canon they prolonged the American Civil War by selling to both the Union and the Confederacy. Those involved in the conflict were disturbed by this, Benjamin Cameron included.
• Besides Umbrella Corp, the Factory are business partners with Vought-American, what with them being another predatory and sociopathic corporation with no empathy to who might get caught up in their OSHA violations and disastrous products. The Boys were horrified at this considering the Factory's influence has made Vought ten times deadlier. SHOCKER was another business partner, and the Factory gleefully accepted the monsters they were willing to sell. Broadening out their scope has attracted more regular customers, be it the 456 Ambassador and the Libertines who want Human Resources, Calvin Candie who wanted a product to mentally enslave black people and slaves in general, or the Fraternity who simply want toys to holster their power of their Villain World.
• They are interested in a lot of hostile anomalies and substances in the Trope Pantheon. They're one of many who want to weaponize Phazon and the Xenomorphs, and while Evil Is Not a Toy there's a fear that their own evil outclasses what they'd do to him. They're also interested in collecting the Chimeras, as they remind them of the half-beast monsters they've bred and stitched together. Not even children are safe as girls as young as eight have been subjected to breeding pits and other monstrous acts. After discovering the House of Celebration they've extended their morose activities to the Christmas season, sending all Santas into a rage they may pervert the holiday. Robot Santa Claus found them outrageous; yeah he's bloodthirsty towards most people but he's transparent in what he's doing and the Factory's, well, factories make his own almost nice.
• Pepsiman holds contempt towards them; he's a living brand icon, and the Factory represent every negative attribute a company can. The Angry Video Game Nerd is disgusted by both their crimes despite how much of an asshole he can be, but he and Pepsiman are convinced the Omnicidal Maniac, Pepsi-obsessed Pepsiman of the AVGN universe is actually an anomalous version the Factory created; it'd certainly be in their wheelbarrow. He also fears that Polybius and potentially dangerous^note and shitty video games were made by them. The Factory hasn't claimed credit yet, but instead have tried to pattern some of the Void Dragons' creations. It annoys the C'Tan, but Mag'ladroth realizes the benefit working with them could bring. And like the C'Tan, the Factory are dominated by their greed and gluttony. All of this further confirms how the Emperor of Mankind feel about them; a cancer in the body of humanity that must be removed before proving fatal.
• The Factory has a morbid appreciation of the Grandmas of all deities as they work for a player who has thrown aside so many ethics and morals and on a multiversal scale, and all just for cookie production. They simply responded with an annoyed scoff as they can't imagine how their dangerous products make a decent product. Dr Fetus felt the Grandmas were turning down a great deal since he respects the Factory; like them they have contempt for all life and are capable of making gigantic machines and scientific abominations. Meat Boy considers his alliance with the Factory low even for him and has sworn to destroy the vile GOI. They were also able to get the sponsorship of the Batman Who Laughs who can find a use and sense of pride in the darkest representation of capitalism. The Maker has begrudgingly become a customer so he can use their products to better the world; a damning indictment of his character.

Jareth

Jareth, King of the Living Labyrinth (Goblin King)

• Greater God
• Symbol: A crystal ball with his labyrinth inside it.
• Theme Song: Underground and Magic Dance
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Goblin King, grants wishes without question with less than desirable results, can transform himself into an owl, Unlimited Wardrobe, pants that highlight his package, has many songs in his head, Reality Warper, romantic interest in Sarah
• Domains: Mazes, Goblins, Crystals, Wishes, Owls, Royalty
• Heralds: His goblin army, the Fireys
• Avatar: David Bowie
• Allies: The Muppets, the Black Queen of Sogo, Tamatoa, Redcloak
• Enemies: King Oberon AKA Nobuyuki Sugou, Kyubey
• Circumstancial alliances: Balthier
• Annoyed by: The Nostalgia Critic
• Opposed by: The Puella Magis
• Respects: Skarsnik (one-sided)
• Jareth is the magical ruler of a land of fairies who one day acceded to the reckless wish of a teenage girl called Sarah to take her baby brother Toby away from her. When Sarah tried to recant, Jareth brought her to his realm and challenged her to retrieve the baby herself by venturing through his city-labyrinth or else Toby would become one of his goblins. As he watched her progress, throwing all manner of obstacles in her way, he grew more and more infatuated with her. When he and Sarah had their final showdown, her growth as person throughout her journey allowed her to overcome Jareth's magic and return to her world with Toby despite the king's pleading for her to become his queen. And so Jareth lost and remained as a lonely Goblin King.
• Being a much beloved villain in an iconic fantasy film made his ascension to the Pantheon pretty much guaranteed, and what else would he ascend for but the labyrinth he's so proud of? His temple couldn't be anything else but his castle surrounded by that very same labyrinth he's ascended for, which is sure to provide some fun for the more adventurous deities.
• David Bowie lending his likeness to him is a big reason why Jareth is so remembered, and why he has a talent for catchy musical numbers, so Jareth is grateful to the man. Balthier is also noted for resembling Bowie, though it's a coincidence in his case. Sometimes Jareth's goblins mistakenly regard Bowie and Balthier as their masters. Jareth, to his credit, finds this amusing and doesn't hold it against them (both his lookalikes and his goblins).
  • Tamatoa is another noted Bowie-alike, not due to any physical similarities (Tamatoa is a giant crab), but because he also has a preference for glam rock and flamboyancy. The first time Jareth and Tamatoa met, Tamatoa was attracted to Jareth's shiny crystal balls and tried to kill him and take them, but Jareth easily overpowered him while singing a song at the same time. Tamatoa was actually impressed with how groovy and stylish Jareth was and joined him in a duet, and the crab decided he preferred having the Goblin King as a friend. Jareth sealed the deal by creating some crystal balls specifically to add to Tamatoa's treasure, convincing the crab he made the right decision.
• He rarely leaves his castle without a purpose, but when he does he may be disguising himself as a random goblin so that people don't notice him. If he gets really ticked off, Jareth will reveal himself and summon the Cleaners to squish the offender.
• Is on somewhat friendly but mostly distant terms with the Muppets, due to them having a shared creator in the form of the Jim Henson Company, and Jareth sees them as similar to his goblins. Being much more powerful than them, Jareth may help them out of some hassle sometimes, but it's not a common occurrence. Kermit would like to cultivate their relationship by inviting him to the show to perform his famous songs someday.
• While a good number of deities love making jokes about his "package", which Jareth has learned to ignore, the Nostalgia Critic is particularly keen on cracking those jokes whenever they cross paths, to the point where he came up with a top ten. The knowledge that NC has a whole Internet full of dick jokes that'll never run out and will keep the meme alive depresses Jareth somewhat, considering those jokes sometimes eclipse his other characteristics.
• Nobuyuki Sugou likes to compare himself to Jareth due to how they're both rulers over fairy lands. Although, Sugou is only a fairy land ruler in a video game, and his reign has long been deposed by Kirito. Nevertheless, Sugou has tried to approach Jareth and paint himself as a victim of Kirito and Asuna in order to try and convince the Goblin King to help him regain his power in ALO. Jareth, however, isn't easily fooled and heard the other side of the story from Kirito and Asuna, and was disgusted at what a lying coward Sugou turned out to be, refusing any connection with him. Comparing Jareth's infatuation with Sarah and Sugou's obsession with Asuna also sets his teeth on edge, as Jareth never once attempted to force himself on Sarah and he's more than a little disgusted with Sugou's actions towards Asuna. When it was clear he wouldn't get any help from the Goblin King, Sugou threw another one of his screeching tantrums about being god and how Jareth was nothing, so they're definitely far from chummy.
• Jareth got along much better with the Black Queen of Sogo, who has a lot in common with the Goblin King such as being flamboyant rulers of cities surrounded by labyrinths, and they also pine for their respective heroines while said heroines don't give them the time of day. At the same time the Black Queen isn't quite as pushy, cowardly or despicable as Sugou, which is a great comfort to Jareth, and he tries to help her in her method of wooing Barbarella. Jareth is considering trying it with Sarah, though it hasn't exactly been a success for the Black Queen.
• Was left scratching his head at how Didymus managed to ascend and yet there's still no sign of his beloved Sarah. Jareth sometimes even goes down the list of tropes to see if there's anything available for her. As for Didymus, he doesn't pay him much mind despite his declared hostility, as there's little the fox-like goblin can do by himself against the power of the Goblin King.
• The Puella Magis are no fans of him due to his penchant for granting questionable wishes to girls who might not be thinking things through, and justifying his actions as good because he was only giving Sarah what she desired. In short, he really reminds them of Kyubey, another seedy wish granter who preys on vulnerable girls. However, and as hypocritical as it may seem from him, Jareth doesn't like Kyubey, as he despises how deceptive the false mascot is, withholding information from the girls and giving them no chance to recant. Thus he also feels sorry for the girls due to what the Magical Girl lifestyle entails for them.
• As far as interactions with other goblins go, Jareth has sympathy for Redcloak wanting to protect their shared kind from humans, especially paladins. The Goblin King has pledged to support Redcloak in his goal; if he didn't, he'd arguably be failing all of his subjects.
  • Jareth also has a lot of respect for Skarsnik on account of him being a rare smart goblin, not unlike him. However this respect is rather one-sided as Skarsnik doesn't consider a pretty, humanoid boy like Jareth to really be a goblin. The Warlord is even a bit offended that someone as un-goblin-like as Jareth claims to lead his kind.

The Keeper

The Keeper, God of Malevolent Architecture

• Greater God
• Symbol: The Dungeon Heart
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Card-Carrying Villain, Taking Control Of His Minions, Villain Protagonist, Losing Spells And Rooms During Departure From Lands, Variety Of Monsters For Minions, Converting Heroes To His Service Via Painful Torture, Taking Every Chance To Be Evil And Cruel
• Domains: Underworld, Evil, Gold, Magic
• Heralds: His minions and some lesser keepers
• Allies: The Overlord, Black Mage, Ali Al-Saachez, The Reaper
• Enemies: A lot of good-aligned gods, but especially Nanoha Takamachi. For gods not aligned with good, Kecleon Brothers
• Worthy Opponent: Link
• Frequent Employee: Eario
• After invading and ruining a once-peaceful, beautiful and happy country, and even defeating (and humiliating) The Avatar, the Keeper was allowed to ascend to godhood. However, his vile actions (plus the fact that he succeeded) drew him A LOT of ire from good-aligned gods, forcing the Keeper to construct an extraordinarily elaborate dungeon in an effort to stay safe from their wrath. With his skills at dungeon-building, he has stayed safe so far.
• The Keeper's dungeon is not only full of deadly traps, it is also populated by a large variety of monsters and creatures, as vile and evil as they can get. There's even heroes and adventurers that he managed to convert to his will through torture. There's also imps, but they're harmless and just want to dig in peace. Unless you're getting close to the Keeper's heart.
  • Despite the fact that the Keeper is relentlessly evil, he is surprisingly nice to his own minions. After all, they're the ones maintaining and making sure that the traps work correctly in addition to cleaning up the remains of unsuccessful adventurer parties, so he's nice enough to pick his own minions up to save them from death traps. Unless they're imps, then he will gleefully slap them around and use them as cannon fodder.
• Although he prefers to not get his hands dirty and let his hilarious traps kill heroes for him, the Keeper is also a powerful spellcaster and can and will cast his spells ANYWHERE in his dungeon. For example, he can cast a thunderbolt right on top of someone. And he only has to spend some gold (or mana on occasions) to perform his miracles.
• Since it gets boring down there when there's no goody-two-shoes running from rolling giant boulders of death, The Keeper has sent adventurers under his control to the surface to spread the word about him having a treasure room full of riches just waiting to be grabbed by someone. As a result, The Keeper never gets bored thanks to foolish adventurers entering his death trap of a dungeon.
• The Keeper has no physical body or voice other than a floating clawed hand that he uses primarily to pick up his own minions or captured adventurers. To talk, he possesses any of his minions and uses them as his mouth. It's usually an imp though, meaning that The Keeper is often high-pitched as a result.
• The Keeper has imps running around in the pantheon so that he can keep track of what is going on at the moment. While a good deal of gods knows that the imps are spies, some of them finds them too adorable to do anything against.
• The Keeper is highly unamused by Nanoha's ability to just blast through his carefully built dungeon. Not only does it ruin his hard work, but it's no fun if you're not going to navigate through his really awesome dungeon!
• Do not under any circumstances mention the iOS game. Hell, don't even imply that Freemium is great. Last time someone did that, he dropped 20 level 10 Horned Reapers right on top of them and had an imp drag their unconscious body into the depths of his dungeon so that he may torture them. Ever since then, nobody has ever seen them.
  • When he learned the iOS game had finally been shut down, he declared the day of its closure a yearly holiday for every creature in his employ. The creatures all get to spend the day doing whatever they want while burning an effigy of that game’s version of the Horned Reaper.
• As much as The Keeper hates heroes, he seem to have a special appreciation for Link, who proves to be a serious challenge to The Keeper thanks to his dungeon exploration experience. So he gets excited when Link decides to show up, so that he may learn from his mistakes and improve his dungeon design. The Keeper has sworn to build a dungeon that makes the Water Temple look like a cakewalk by comparison.
• The Keeper is probably one of Black Mage's few allies within the Pantheon, likely because they're both villain protagonists. Plus, he finds Black Mage's antics hilarious. That said, if Black Mage tries to stab him in the back (not that there's a back to stab in the first place), he has some countermeasures in place just in case.
• The Keeper recognizes the need to have someone clean the dungeon and make sure everything's working correctly, and he can't trust his minions to not mess something up. So he has hired Eario to take care of it during the downtimes, and gets his traps and minions to ignore Eario during work. Eario isn't sure what to make of The Keeper and his lifestyle, but the salary consisting of bags of gold convinces him to take the job anyway. He also has gone on record to say that if there's one redeeming quality about The Keeper, it's that he's a surprisingly decent guy when it comes to work.
• Sent Barbatos Goetia an offer because of the demigod's reputation. If Barbatos joins his minions in defeating and killing heroes who enter his dungeon, The Keeper will grant him both riches and protection. Barbatos Goetia is taking some time to think about it.
• Kecleons had somehow set up shops in various parts of the dungeon, selling items to adventurers who find them. The Keeper wasn't too happy to learn about that, and is looking for a way to get rid of these pests without triggering their rage. Until then, he's retorting to sending waves of minions on troublesome Kecleons.

Oberon Vortigern

Oberon Vortigern, Calamity of Bottomless Pits (King of the Moss/Mors, Storm King, Insect of the Abyss, Abyssal Worm, The White Dragon of Faerie Britain, The Hollow Worm, Ancient Fairy King Oberon, King of the Fairies, Pretender, “Ruler”, “Caster”, “Archer”, “Rider”, The Winter Prince, Robin Goodfellow, Prince of Darkness, Insect on the Desk, “Merlin”, Great Liar, King of Debts, Refreshing Summer Prince, Grumpy Summer Oberon, Sus Mothman, Howl, Sus-Man, Sus-moth, Obe-sus, Sus-beron, The 30-billion Yen Man, Mr. Popular, Smolberon, Chibiberon, Obebe, Vorti, Vort)

^{Ancient Fairy King Oberon} 

^{"Robin Goodfellow"} 

^{The Abyssal Worm} 

• Greater God (Overdeity summoning the Abyssal Worm)
• Symbol: Moths and butterflies flying across the blackened British Isles
• Theme Song: The End ～Faerie Realm of the Round Table：O・Vortigern～
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil pretending to be Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Draconic Abomination, Consummate Liar, Affably Evil, Alternate Self to Proper Human History Vortigern, Macabre Moth Motif, Omnicidal Maniac, The Antichrist, Beauty Is Bad, Big Bad Friend, Con Man, The Gadfly, Good Wings, Evil Wings, Wings Do Nothing, Heinz Hybrid, Hates Everyone Equally, Lazy Bum, Living Lie Detector, Magic Knight, Pay Evil unto Evil, Pest Controller, The Power of Hate, Rage Against the Author, Space Time Eater, Two Aliases, One Character
• Domains: Calamities, Curses, Hatred, Fairies, Insects, Dreams, Manipulation
• Herald: Blanca
• Superior: Gaia
• Allies: Ritsuka Fujimaru (few people Oberon likes), Dream of the Endless, Destruction of the Endless, Balan, Killer BOB, The Anti-Monitor, The Knight, Melkor, Airy, Dark Gaia, Gohma Vlitra, Kokichi Oma, Carcano M91/38, Seija Kijin
• Rivals: Merlin, The Spy
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Most of Chaldea but especially Artoria Pendragon, Artoria Pendragon Alter, Medb, Mash Kyrielight, Leonardo Da Vinci, Shirou Emiya, Tamamo-no-Mae, Gaius Julius Caesar
• Enemies: Morgan Le Fey, Maleficent, Tsumugi Shirogane, Nobuyuki Sugou, Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, The Pale King, The Radiance, Timmy Turner, Cosmos and Wanda, Jorgen Von Strangle, Denzel Crocker, Shino Aburame, Flora, Fauna and Merryweather, Sandy Cheeks, Queen Chrysalis, Ezalor Djinn, Alice/The Book of Truth, Malty S Melromarc, Cassette Beasts Party Members, Captain Beatty
• Respects: Petyr Baelish
• Pities: Max Eisenhardt/Magneto
• Opposes: The Storyteller
• Special Relationship: Proper History Oberon, Titania, Puck
• Sitcom Arch-Nemesis with: William Shakespeare
• Feared by: Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Eugene Krabs, Squidward Tentacles, Fred, Misty, Kusuo Saiki
• Interests: Agitha, Sig
• Interested in: Naruto Uzumaki, Dr. McNinja, Madara Uchiha
• Unwitting Pawns: The Eds
• With the creation of the Lostbelts ushered by the Foreign God and the Crypters, the sixth Lostbelt of Britain was an oddity. The Ruler Servant of the Crypter Beryl Gut went back in time to supplant herself as the Lostbelt King for this timeline inhabited by faeries, changing it from a Lostbelt to a Lostworld that ran parallel to human history. But this Lostworld that tainted with Calamities to punish the fae and Morgan for their crimes. One such Calamity was the King of the Mors, but it was eventually defeated. This particular Calamity would incarnate a second time, then a third time to be the Servant Vortigern, the Insect of the Abyss created to swallow all of Lostbelt Britain. But as a result of Proper Human History Morgan’s tampering on the Lostbelt, Vortigern’s identity was intermixed with that of the mythological King of the Fairies Oberon. Oberon Vortigern would spend years plotting Morgan’s downfall and the destruction of the faeries from the shadows, under the innocent veil of his fairy identity so that one day he can put all of the Lostbelt and even Proper Human History into the Abyssal Worm’s unending cursed void.
  • Vile King Vortigern in Proper Human History is King Arthur’s Evil Uncle who led the Saxons against the Pendragons. After drinking the blood of the White Dragon, Vortigern became the Fae embodiment of Britain’s will to preserve its Mysteries and not usher in the Age of Man. On the other hand, Oberon Vortigern is the embodiment of the Lostbelt Britain’s desire to destroy itself for the betrayal and maiming of Cernunnos and fellow faeries for eons. As a Calamity, Vortigern has skills and capabilities along the same lines as an Evil of Humanity to call upon the apocalypse. However, he could not access his true capabilities until both Cernunnos and Lostbelt King Morgan died, which he would thank Chaldea for bringing. Although they escaped from his unleashed Abyssal Worm and Cosmos Denial destroyed the British Lostbelt, Oberon is content knowing he accomplished what he was born for.
    Vortigern: The rulers of the Lostbelts? I respect them, of course. After all, every one of them yielded to Chaldea. So wise, so mature, those kings and queens! Oh, but... don't lump me in with them. They're just a bunch of wretched losers. I, on the other hand, actually accomplished what I set out to do.
• Oberon Vortigern as of this writing is a Pretender, a class that integrally has Servants adopt a persona they cannot seperate from. Their true identities would be uncovered once they out themselves, with Oberon confusing everybody prior by constantly swapping between being a Ruler, Caster, Archer, and Rider before he was revealed to be Vortigern. Although Proper Human History Oberon would be a decent Servant, being combined with Vortigern and his role as a Calamity makes him have power that can rival even Grand Servants. What probably does not let Vortigern be an outright Beast is he does not harbor any love for humanity to qualify for it. He hates them as naturally as he breathes.
  Vortigern: Who the hell is willing to defend humans? All they do is waste away, mate, then die and leave all their crap to be fixed by the next generation. Then repeat it all like the morons they are. I’m not smiling at having to help defend these dumbasses, you know.
• Since he has been summoned by Ritsuka Fujimaru who is the only human he has a relative attachment to, Vortigern has been forced to fight for the humans that he sought to destroy. He is completely disgusted by this fact but he will not go against the will of his contract. Vortigern's purpose was fulfilled with the British Lostbelt erased, so unless Fujimaru allows Proper Human History devoured, then he will play along with his new Master. Though he usually presents himself as the cheerful King of the Fairies to the other Chaldean Servants, he gives the place some trouble. He frauds, he schemes, he is a lazy bum. This is especially true for Servants who were involved in the Lostbelt, those who allied themselves to take down Morgan only to burn them with betrayal. To be fair, it was not as if Vortigern could disobey the planet itself if he could, being a Servant damned. He would say Chaldea is filled with too many shallow eyesores that he has to put up with. They are good to him though, especially Gaius Julius Caesar whom he coaxes child support money out of thanks to an obscure legend about them being father and son.
• Morgan who sacrificed herself to bring her Lostbelt self to power was completely enraged upon Oberon Vortigern's summoning. The man went to manipulate events in Faerie Britain for the sole purpose of bringing her down, bringing entire genocides to do so. Lostbelt Morgan's final moments were being beaten to death by her manipulated citizens, rendering efforts from both Morgans All for Nothing as their beloved kingdom was subsequently wiped from existence. Her death may not have been at his direct hands, it might as well have been. He would admit that if he was not shackled to being Faerie Britain's destroyer, he would have not left her alone. That did not stop him from gleefully committing genocide, so the only consolation he can give is that he likes her drawings. It took Fujimaru every Command Seal to keep these two from nuking Chaldea. Morgan and Vortigern have been less than happy over these circumstances and will kill each other if given the chance. Unlike the more mature Morgan, Oberon quite literally bugs her around for kicks.
  Oberon: What do you mean that I snuck those caterpillars into her sandwich? I didn't post that video on Servantgram of her puking across the floor either. Poor woman, she didn't deserve that.
• He may not be her Vortigern, but Vortigern still feels a special connection between him and Artoria of Proper Human History. It may be his biases on how good of a narrative of Arthurian Legend is, he admires the fact that this girl fought for her dream of a united Britain just like Morgan, though it ended in tragedy as it should (though Morgan's downfall was much worse). Not that he wants to try to make a connection with Artoria as he knows she will kick his butt in a physical fight. He may be able to consume the world within minutes but he knows more than a few outclass him in a direct battle. His Artoria Alter also acknowledges Oberon as a variant of her late uncle, being able to tell by the draconic aura he gives off. Oberon is confused why so many Servants in Chaldea have the face of his old student, especially so many variations of King Arthur existing. To get rid of the headache, he will just call the others Artoria while he calls his student Altria.
• The hate Oberon Vortigern has for Proper Human History comes from his Oberon aspect rather than his Vortigern who was fine with just going after Faerie Britain. Oberon has disgust towards humanity seeing stories as disposable, not being allowed to exceed the past being anything beyond. This extends to how he sees Chaldea purging Lostbelts to preserve their reality, as he sees them as dismissing the worlds that they see as fictitious. Oberon will be impressed reality follows a story’s ideas such as Nineteen Eighty-Four and Black Mirror though they are still viewed as only stories. Deep down, Oberon knows his gripes are off the nutter and he cannot blame audiences for treating stories as stories. Plus, he knows that Fujimaru has nothing but guilt for what happens in Lostbelts as he views it as real as Oberon does. It does not make his feelings any less valid and has been theatrical so he may mix fiction and reality. Accepting his arguments as invalid means that they will become nothing but fiction too.
  Vortigern: This Pantheon place disgusts me to my core. Whoever made this place puts all these people including me on pedestals but does not allow us to do anything else but meander? We cannot stray too far from what we can do just to preserve so stupid status quo or canon just because they're afraid of some retaliation. What a bunch of wimps. I hope a smiting hand comes after them just so new blood can make actual stories out of us.
• Oberon has been antagonistic to Shakespeare, the one who brought the royal fairy to the public consciousness in the first place. The reason for Oberon's resentment towards storytellers is that Shakespeare discarded his wife Titania from A Midsummer Night's Dream once the play was finished. While Oberon has a basis in myth beforehand, Titania was a creation purely by Shakespeare so her existence is fiction. As a person who sees stories as genuine as reality, he is not happy that Shakespeare robbed him of his spouse. Oberon Vortigern does not even view Titania in a romantic light as he just likes a person that tolerates him such as Fujimaru. To let out his anger on the playwright, Oberon once attempted to send a poisoned letter to him but that did not pan out. Shakespeare had Oberon's skin, hair, and wings robbed as a prank some time after. Oberon thought he would get arrested for public indecency but the officer said he needed a hospital for being flayed.
• Oberon has completely avoided Merlin because he hates the wizard that much. The two have completely conflicting views, with Merlin holding a Lack of Empathy towards narratives and not seeing the beauty of storytelling that is complete antithesis to Oberon's care for it. Instead of taking his anger out on him, Oberon focuses all his energy on making himself invisible to Merlin and others like him. Even with the Clairvoyance skill that got Merlin to be Grand Caster, Oberon's Anti-Human Order (D Rank) skill makes Oberon nonexistent to the wizard. Merlin believed Fujimaru was going crazy throughout Faerie Britain due to not knowing who was there. In Chaldea, Oberon still hides from Merlin and has practiced ninjutsu of all things to be physically hidden. His camouflage skills are surprisingly on par with a veteran shinobi, something he would like to thank various ninjas including Naruto Uzumaki and Dr. McNinja for teaching him. Naruto and McNinja do not know who Oberon is.
  • Can Oberon disguise himself as other people yet? He can make himself invisible to others by blending into environments, though has not touched on disguising skills yet. He has studied the Spy on his ability to pretend and Oberon feels like he has competition if Chaldea manages to summon the Spy to the same class.
• While he may have harbored no personal aggression against Cnoc na Riabh Yaraan-doo, Vortigern's schemes did result in her death moments into ascending Morgan's throne. Not that he feels sorry for it, but he can say Cnoc na Riabh was a much more preferable alternative to Queen Medb who is her Proper Human History counterpart. Medb is what the youths call, "a queen of thots," whose drive for sex and debauchery make her obnoxious for anybody not caught in her thumb. Then Vortigern would say Medb is preferable to Malty S Melromarc who manipulates people for selfish gain. To punish both women, Vortigern kidnapped both to have them tied together back to back over a pit of insects. He even placed the note that only wrote "cunt" on Malty's forehead. He was disturbed that Medb was taking his torture as a pleasure instead.
  Vortigern: Who the hell likes being tied up and being at the mercy of their stronger captor- Okay, I could see it now.
• Dream of the Endless has been a good friend to Oberon Vortigern despite Vortigern being a walking apocalypse. Dream does have a brother whose job is that. Oberon occasionally ends up in Dream's realm whenever Oberon uses his skill to put himself to sleep (that Buster buff is Worth It), leading to their first encounter. Oberon envisions Dream as The Mothman, so that lets him be more comfortable around the deity. While Dream is responsible for Shakespeare's rise to prominence, he can hardly blame Dream for influencing people to be good storytellers. They conversed about the aspects of narrative and how all pieces of it fit together as if they were reviewers. What piqued Oberon's interest was Dream mentioning he knew of an Auberon along with his wife who both existed before Shakespeare made them famous. Oberon has hope which means that there is some basis for Titania to be real. Not that he would mind her being a fiction he treats fictional characters as real as they come, but the Throne of Heroes could throw him a bon. He always is sorrowful when he says goodbye to Dream, as that means someone from Chaldea did something painful to him to have him wake up from a supposedly permanent nap.
  • Speaking of dreams, Balan wandered into Oberon’s dreams to see what issues he could resolve here. Instead, Balan was greeted by a rather pretty autumn forest with faeries running around and though he sensed something traumatic must have happened, he could not figure it out. That was when Oberon appeared to interrogate Balan on how he invaded his dream, to which Oberon said he would solve Oberon's problems if he told him about them. Oberon simply said that this is just his manifestation of all his friends being alive after they were all burned to death by the army. Balan realized that was way worse than a fear of dolphins. Despite Oberon not being human, Balan hopes to cure Oberon from whatever issues he has and hangs around Oberon's dreams. Oberon only allows it since his manifestations are like Balan and holds seldom love for the jester.
• There are many despicable fairies out there that Oberon Vortigern would want their heads on a platter. Maleficent is one for being a "straight-up bitch". Those three fairies that follow a princess around are also not on Oberon's good side for allowing said "straight-up bitch" to run around. Does he even need to mention everyone from Fairy World for granting wishes to literal children that will all be undone anyhow? He is still pissed at the Dracae in the river. The only fellow fairy that Oberon seems to like is BOB who may not even be a fairy. He could be an Anthropomorphic Personification or an alien. BOB may have done more disturbing actions to people he torments, though Oberon could hardly give himself a moral pedestal. Oberon did say he orchestrated a genocide because his day did not go well. Oberon would also add Airy to the list of fairies he likes though Airy is not a fairy, she is a demon-like creature that is the emissary of an even worse entity. He respects her wanting to destroy the world like he does, though acknowledges that their duties for destruction come from vastly different places.
  • Like all fairies of Pantheon, Oberon found himself repeatedly assaulted by a Denzel Crocker with a net. That may work for other fairies but not on him as he not only ripped the net apart, Oberon grabbed Crocker by the pants, giving him a wedgie to be hanged on. He got a bit popular with fellow fairies for this much to his chagrin.
• A pest that emerged for Oberon to deal with is the Radiance that keeps trying to corrupt his dreams. It is likely due to his connection to insects that brought the Radiance to him. He may have the wings of a moth, though they are as useless as Morgan during the Caterpillar Wars. However, when Oberon noticed his pet companion Blanca convulsing into insanity as a victim of the Radiance, Oberon decided the bug crossed the line. He hunted the Radiance in the dreamscape, then went to activate his Noble Phantasm. Not even Vortigern could escape the Abyssal Worm, so both the Radiance and Vortigern fell into the eternal void. Voritgern gloated to the Radiance that though it may be light, no light shall escape this black hole of curses he brought. It may be even more inescapable than an actual black hole. The Radiance may believe he was trapped with it but on cue, Vortigern was woken up by Fujimura as he instructed, since he was only in a world of dreams. Blanca's infection was completely recovered when he checked back on her, either due to the Radiance being unable to increase its influence in the cursed darkness or being too afraid of Vortigern to try again. Even if his Noble Phantasm ended due to his lack of presence, Vortigern is sure that the insect will not test the wrath of Vortigern again.
  • Regarding his feelings for the Pale King, Vortigern does not see the Pale King in a good light. Like Morgan, he is a monarch who views himself as a god, guarding away inevitable disasters from their kingdoms. What seals Vortigern's disgust is the fact that the Pale King made himself the sole being everybody in Hollownest worshipped. It makes him as authoritarian as Morgan was in his eyes. Now Vortigern wants to have that Vessel the Pale King abandoned to channel the Abyss so that he can be a Calamity that annihilates the cursed kingdom the Radiance and Pale King have built.
• Though he may be a Humanoid Abomination that threatens to swallow all of existence, Oberon Vortigern has a dangerous vice few wish to fall victim to. He is a scammer too. The man once brought piles of counterfeit money to an auction, so he does not back down from dangerous deals. The Eds fell victim to Oberon, taking the smarter Ed’s advice on investing money to get greater funds later. Out of all the people they trusted their money to, it was Oberon who they knew had an EX Rank on his luckiness. Oberon instead committed fraud and sent a bunch of counterfeit money to an investment firm, using the Eds’ money on convention tickets he missed since he bought tickets for the day before. When asked why he wasted money on those tickets, Oberon said he wanted to be pissed over something for the month. The Eds were fortunate the investment firm got busted for fraud itself and the feds gave them real money to replace their unknown counterfeit money. Maybe that luck from Oberon rubbed off on them out of pity.
• Vortigern has the itch to topple another monarch. His target is the Immortal God-Emperor since the man is (insert all similarities to Morgan here). The fairy does find it tiresome that his instincts make him despise humans, though the Immortal God-Emperor deserves it. Man is a walking racist propaganda machine, a harsh statement though hardly unfounded. Even the Vortigern side of him would say that too many people kiss up to this clear tyrant who probably isn't a natural human himself. To satiate his hatred, Vortigern has been having a blast watching world leaders die or fall. He celebrates when a coup happens since they make an interesting narrative in history books. He wishes the English were got into the same spirit as the French and the Americans. Seeing as only the most powerful people in the Imperium could move to a rebellion, Oberon wants to give power back to the people.
  Oberon: Do not ask me where I was in Europe in September, okay?
• Oberon would admit insects are disgusting creatures even if he has no issues with them. Having them crawl up his unresponsive naked body maybe someone’s fetish but it isn’t his. So when Oberon found out the insects that Shino Aburame controls are more attracted to the shinobi than himself, Oberon found that a potential threat to his being. He is not as conceited as Morgan is in demanding worship, though Oberon needs security to know he can accomplish his job without threats. Shino Aburame has no idea who Oberon Vortigern is though sometimes spots a rather strange human-shaped bug yelling at his bugs before zooming off.
• Due to his nature and motivations, Oberon Vortigern gets along well with the Anti-Monitor of all entities. Vortigern may be an embodiment created by the planet like Dark Gaia and Gohma Vlitra, his ambitions in his Oberon side and Vortigern side goes beyond what he was made for. He does not care if the entirety of existence is wiped by Antimatter as long as it achieves what he desires. The fairy did not even care when he fell into his own Noble Phantasm for a seeming eternity (he cannot fly), so being erased from existence is not an issue for him. The only reason Vortigern lost the motivation to do so is that with Faerie Britain gone, he is without purpose and his duties lie in being a Chaldean Servant. That does not stop him from rooting for others to go past what he wants to inflict. To give him motivation, Vortigern gave the Anti-Monitor a gift. Fujimaru may not appreciate Void's Dust on Valentine's Day but maybe his almighty buddy will.
• Oberon was the one who taught Melkor how to summon Servants in one of his better scams. Oberon spouted off on how easy it is to summon Servants and brought the idea to Melkor that he can have his private squadron to command. All that Melkor needs to do is pay Oberon so he can get the Saint Quartz to draw up the ritual. What Melkor does not know is that Saint Quartz’s use is for the FATE system, so Oberon is pocketing a nonexistent Saint Quartz fund. With the rituals that Oberon drew up, Melkor had his first Servant be himself, obviously using himself as a catalyst. What both did not expect was an Assassin Pseudo-Servant of Morgoth to show up, being a blonde teenage girl for some reason. Melkor enjoys how powerful Assasin is, but becomes disturbed by how peppy she acts around him only to be dour towards everybody else. Since Melkor has the mana reserves, he had Oberon draw up more rituals so that he can build a six-man team of Servants to support Assassin Morgoth. Oberon knows that these Servants will be seized by Pantheon authorities sooner than later, but he is not passing up good cash.
  Oberon: You know since you're associated with mountains, you qualify for Grand Assassin?
  Morgoth: Hey, hey! I am not signing up to help humans with their Beast issues.
  Oberon: You and me both, girl. You and me both.
• When Tsumugi Shirogane pestered him with questions on how he lives with himself knowing that much of the identity of Oberon is a fiction, he slugged Tsumugi in the face. Considering that the lowest strength a Servant can get is already ten times stronger than the current strongest average human, then it was a strong slug from a D Rank in strength. Chiding her that his pal Kokichi was right in how annoying this woman is, Vortigern then asked if Tsumugi felt her pain from a fractured skull was real. When she replied yes, Vortigern told her she must be pathetic by her standards if a fictional person like him can reduce her to a bloody mess. He does not discriminate on how real or fictional a person is as all stories have weight to them. She may enjoy forcing stories onto others so they can be an audience's amusement but that does not invalidate her victims' characters. Just like how Tsumugi Shirogane cannot invalidate her pain as the ambulance hauls her off.
  Oberon: Bitch deserved it. Yeah. I called her a bitch, what of it?
  Fujimaru: Oberon... we're being sued by Team Danganronpa for grievous harm to one of their employees!
  Oberon: And that is my problem?
• When Magneto went to publicly rally mutants, Vortigern scoffed when the man went on about how they are separated from humanity. Vortigern had to point out to him that even though mutants have significant genetic variations from the current human population, it is no indicator at all that mutantkind is now separated from Homo sapiens. If different genetics equates to being separate races, then Vortigern would say this mutant speaker failed science classes. When Magneto accused him of negating his points, Vortigern replied that he hated humans maybe even more than this mutant. The Servant said he had to correct him because he did not want mutants to be taken off his "hate list.” Magneto attempted to convince Vortigern of the stupidity of Homo sapiens, playing into Oberon's clothes which cued the Master of Magnetism to who Vortigern may be. Magneto gave the example that in their crusade against groups, the state of Florida banned Shakespeare's work from education for the smallest semblance of what they wished to destroy. Oberon may not be radicalized to like mutants as Magneto intended, his opinion on human intelligence went down as was intended.
• Although Oberon enjoyed his Krabby Patties very much, he was pissed at the raised prices such simple burgers presented. He rightfully blames the businesses for this, wanting vengeance by reviving an “old terror” that threatened Bikini Bottom. Shrinking to his Robin Goodfellow form and putting on his bug mask, Oberon proceeded to set hysteria and panic across the underwater city by flying around, pretending to be The Dreaded insect Wormy. The Bikini Bottom denizens may not be responsible for overpriced burgers but they remind Oberon too much of those dumb humans and fairies. Never did he expect though that he was thwarted when a squirrel caught his speeding self and proceeded to trap him in a jar. Since he gave strange readings to Sandy Cheeks thanks to his Spirit Origin, she decided to do some experiments on him. The squirrel wanted to bring the experimental white fluid again. If he did not grow back and escape from the cursed city, then Oberon Vortigern would have met a Fate Worse than Death being stuck inside a glass prison.
• Regarding who he calls Littlefinger (because Petyr Baelish is not funny of a name), Oberon sees a lot of himself in the man as a master manipulator who rose to power by planning conflicts that date years back. In fact, Littlefinger played the longer game considering that the Servant has only 18 years into his lifespan as Oberon Vortigern. Although Oberon does not have any love for Baelish either, since he is a human and his motivation for war is less than great. Oberon may have wanted Titania as a companion but had a greater purpose behind his manipulations. As Oberon said, Baelish has such shallowness that it impresses him with how much of a scumbag this man is.
• The Servant regards taking away stories from people as being a gross sin that should be paid in blood. Stories should remain to be challenged, not buried for some conceited crusade against them. Oberon is sure the Pantheon has some messy lore behind it though the lore keeps being taken away. Moving on from a story is one thing, but preventing any acknowledgment and denying its consumption does not foster evolution at all to him. Burying stories only serves to restrict a controller's agenda, just like Morgan had done to her Faerie Britain. Seeing Captain Beatty burn books containing old Pantheon lore under the cheers of supporters, Oberon was fast in splashing gasoline all over people. One could imagine the screams, panic, and smell that came from the crowded bonfire.
  Oberon: If you want to burn your past, then your present should be burned too.
• Queen Chrysalis wished to be Oberon's ally so they may topple her enemies. She thought simply appealing to Oberon would be enough to have him on her side, though Vortigern was disgusted by her—a former monarch herself and decided to have her take credit for a giant misdeed he would do. Vortigern summoned many bugs and had them raid the food supply of her former kingdom, having them devour as many things as possible. Vortigern then showed up, saying that Queen Chrysalis did tell him to do it and left Queen Chrysalis to be hunted down. She realized at that moment Vortigern was out for everybody's blood, even hers due to his frustration over everything. Vortigern does not care how many may starve to death as a result of his actions since Queen Chrysalis annoyed him on spiels about ruining love and other crap. She even came onto him and as much as this saddens Blanca, he is not sexually attracted to creatures who are not bipedal.
• When Oberon discovered Ezalor Djinn's efforts in reversing his story just to achieve the ending he desires, Oberon went to beat up Ezalor for it. It was surprisingly one-sided a fight, with Ezalor not being able to hold back all the punches and kicks Oberon gave him. When Ezalor said that he just wanted to go against what the writers had written for him, Oberon scoffed. He believes that no matter how controversial decisions are, as long as a writer's visions stay true to themselves whether good or bad, he can respect that. Someone going in to interfere with the intentions of an already created work invalidates the narrative, perverting the authors' intentions no matter how good or bad in execution it was. When Ezalor went on to say all writers deserve that for being terrible people who do not contribute to society, Oberon kicked him harder until Ezalor's face started caving in.
  Oberon: I can guess an amoeba like you looks down on writers because a dozen said mean things on socials? You didn't like the newest mandated reboot? What a pathetic, deluded world you live in where you think fat men in yachts are worth more to society than people who create your entertainment and art.
• In regards to the Nothing, Oberon Vortigern does not see the abomination as an existential threat. He may be a lover of stories and a good chunk of his identity is based on a play, he sees himself as real as anybody. Granted, he does find the Nothing a truly powerful threat as a world without artistry is an empty one worth destroying. Oberon wanted to go into a certain tournament to help stop the Nothing though that tournament was in maintenance by then, which is odd considering that a multiversal threat is now just lying there waiting. Oberon hopes that Nothing is immune to those horrid tax write-off powers.
• It is easy to assume that Madara Uchiha can kick Vortigern’s butt in a straight fight though the fairy wonders if this man can survive the Abyssal Worm. The Ten-Tails' Jinchuriki could just blast his way out of the never-ending spiral of curses though it stands to question if Madara Uchiha would be put to sleep when he gets sucked into it. The Sharingan and Rinnegan are not immune to genjutsus besides the ones of the ocular variety. To break out of the Abyssal Worm, it requires Madara to be a jinchuriki which he is not, be aware of the oncoming attack, and the tailed beast in Madara be aware of where Vortigern is. The latter is particularly difficult as the tailed beast would probably not sense Vortigern at all to be able to protect Madara from the equivalent of the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Believing that he could take down the infamous shinobi, Vortigern was about to approach Madara only to feel the hairs on his neck stand out after Madara gave one Death Glare him. Not wanting to die is a completely valid choice here.
• If Oberon could count the number of times he has a relatively good relationship with a girl with an Alice Allusion to them at the moment, he would have two nickels. It's not a lot but it's strange it happened twice. A person would bring another nickel for Alice the Book of Truth but there is no good relationship to be found. Oberon has disgust for the Book of Truth wanting to take away the stories of others (people's souls essentially) to absorb them into herself. Her killing humans is perfectly fine with him though depriving them to bloat her own life's tale. He compared it to a crappy Shared Universe that revolves around herself and everything is plagiarized.
• He may not like humans, but Oberon does have a soft spot for Kokichi Oma of all people. Maybe it is how dedicated Kokichi is at being a Bratty Half-Pint for people. He uses Kokichi as his pawn to survey the Pantheon, as not even he can split enough of himself to cover that much ground. Outside of Kokichi, he also has a decent relationship with Carcano M91/38. It helps that she is not a human at all and part of Ridiculously Human Robots which is too complicated to wrap his head around. The two would make great Pretender servants if they embraced their personas to a borderline unwavering degree.
• Vortigern has been known to drive the knife of psychological trauma to those with entomophobia. Outside of his favorite target, Morgan, he has Misty and Saiki to keep him company. Whenever they see Oberon float to them, they can tell he will have some ants crawl up their bodies or flies zip into their ears. He wants them to believe these insects will seed children in their flesh. But Vortigern is more annoyed by people who are interested in bugs like Agitha and Sig who pester him more than he pesters others. Oberon is not even that much of an entomologist despite ruling over many insects due to his Spirit Origin. Since they insisted on some knowledge, he gave them some to put it lightly.
  Vortigern: Cool bug facts! You dumb, fucking cretins. You fucking fools. Absolute fucking buffoons! You bumbling IDIOTS! FUCK BOTH OF YOU!
• While he may not be the real Oberon, Oberon Vortigern shares the same disgust towards Nobuyuki Sugou for taking their visage. The brainwashing experiments are fine by the Pretender's standards, it is molesting young women dressed up as the Fairy King being the problem here. Oberon would have left Sugou to his vices if it were not taking the appearance of the character he takes after. Whenever Sugou is alerted nearby, Oberon finds and punches the man in the gut. It might not an elaborate revenge though it fills the Servant's "karma hunger" whenever he does it.
• Seija Kijin and Vortigern have been kindred spirits in causing conflicts, mostly for their amusement and wanting to see the joy of others be snuffed out. Since he no longer has the heart to end everything, Vortigern has delved into ruining good days for people. Seija told him to go ruin summer vacation for Chaldea, something that he wants to follow through. He hopes some Servant has not burned the island to the ground by the time he brings the storm to ruin the vacation. Vortigern calls it a punishment for Aniplex for not giving men their own Saint Graphs for the summer while women in bikinis could.
• The Cassette Beasts party members have been particularly wary of Oberon for his "Robin Goodfellow" persona, believing he is connected to the archangel Robin Goodfellow they know of. Oberon's speedier form is named after an alias of Puck, the henchman Oberon. Oberon had to explain to this party that the Robin Goodfellow they know who takes the image of a fae has no relationship to himself. Oberon Vortigern is millions of times worse than an angel as he is a literal disaster invoked by the Earth itself who they cannot hope to ever defeat. At least he could say he is not mad about being created from humans unlike that Robin Goodfellow. Oberon said hi to Viola at the very least.

"A bottomless sky. Empty lives. Joy shall lose its meaning tomorrow, while suffering will be lost in yesterday. What is beautiful is ugly in its premise; what is ugly is beautiful in its premise...hah, what a farce. Do you really believe that life has substance to it?"

Intermediate Gods

Latios and Latias

Latios and Latias, Patron Guardians of Venice Expys (Eon Duo, Eon Dragons, Eon Twins, Guardians of Alto Mare, Lati@s)

^{Mega Latios and Mega Latias} 

^{Latias's human disguise} 

• Intermediate Gods, Greater Gods if wielding the Soul Dew or as Mega Latios and Mega Latias
• Symbol: The Soul Dew or the Eon Flute
• Theme Music: The Light of Latios (Latios), Search For the Girl (Latias), Soaring the Sky Day and Night, Battle! Wild Pokémon (RSE remix)^note the music used in the battle against them in Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (both)
• Alignment: Lawful Good (Latios), Neutral Good (Latias)
• Gender: Male (Latios), Female (Latias)
• Ability: Levitate (Both)
• Moveset: Luster Purge, Draco Meteor, Calm Mind, Surf (Latios) Mist Ball, Defog, Wish, Ice Beam (Latias)
  • Z-Moves: Devastating Drake (Latios); Subzero Slammer (Latias)
• Portfolio:
  • Both: Invisibility, Olympus Mons, Psychic Powers, Sightsharing, Brother–Sister Team, Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl, Jet Plane Wyverns, Polar Opposite Twins
  • Latios: Calm and collected, Protectiveness, Giving one's life
  • Latias: Energetic and Cheerful, Voluntary Shapeshifting, Attraction toward those outside her race, Cute Mute (when disguised; when not...)
• Domains: Location, Water, Light, Death, Souls, Family, Dragon, and Psychic (types)
• Allies: Ash Ketchum, Ash's Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Yu Narukami, Rincewind, The Mob (Latios only), Bianca (Latias only), Tate and Liza, Hoopa
  • Partners: Dipper and Mabel Pines
• Rivals: Mewtwo (Latios only)
• Enemies: Pretty much any thief in the Pantheon (Latios only, due to bad experiences), Ghetsis, Acnologia, Neferian
• Conflicting Opinion: Kabutops, Aerodactyl, Xatu
• Fears: Arachne
• Odd Friendship with: Absol (Latias only)
• Latios ascended due to his heroic actions during the Altomare Crisis, in which he put his life on the line and ultimately sacrificed it, in order to save the city, despite being horribly injured. Latios had only one condition: his sister comes with him. Needless to say, Latias was over the moon.
  • Due to the nature of the Soul Dew, Latios's resurrection into the Pantheon came with a few unforeseen factors for the dragon, chief among them the realization that he is now among the ranks of the undead: his body is a shell remotely animated by the Soul Dew locked safely away in the Treasury. Despite learning that he's a lich, Latios is only somewhat unnerved by it: as long as he can keep his city and his sister safe, that's all he really needs.
• Latias acts... strangely around Ash. She's already cheerful and playful, but she gets quite affectionate and blushy around the trainer. Latios isn't sure what to think. Oh, sure, he has nothing but respect for Ash, but first of all, that's his little sister. Second of all, that's his little sister. Thirdly, he's a human, she's a Pokémon. Blurgh. Fourth, and most importantly, that's his little sister. He can't bring himself to talk to her about it, though. Neither can he bring himself to talk to Ash about it, largely because Ash doesn't even seem to notice Latias' amorous behavior, so any attempt to address the subject would get awkward very quickly.
• Targeted by Ghetsis due to their legendary status. While Ash has done his part to fight Ghetsis off, Latios and Latias are still extremely wary of the man's presence, especially that Hydreigon. Dragon and Dark versus Dragon and Psychic CANNOT end well, and the guardians admittedly don't have a very good track record when it comes to combat. For the moment, they're content to flee whenever Ghetsis comes by.
• Latios is rather uncomfortable around Amy Rose and Melona. While Melona is infamously a total jerkwad, people are curious as to what he has against Amy. Apparently, something about her seems uncomfortably familiar.
• Recently revealed to be able to Mega Evolve (even though it wasn't much of a secret). Like Rayquaza and Diancie, they are capable of Mega Evolution without the need of stones.
• Latios is considered one of most loyal Pokémon to serve The Mob. Because even after he was traded away, he would still respond to the sound of the Eon Flute to give them a lift.
• They don't know what to make out of Kabutops and Aerodactyl as Alto Mare had endured attacks from giant malevolent ones.
• The two try to stay away from the House of Insects and Arachne due to their weakness to Bug-types and their bad experiences with spiders.
• They managed to get the Soul Dew into The Great Treasury in order to amp up protection on the sacred jewel. Considering they foiled an attempt by Annie and Oakley to steal it, they are confident in the Vault's security.
• Acnologia took "interest" in them and because of their actions as saviors of Alto Mare, considers them both to be insults to dragon kind that will be worth the effort of killing. Their invisibility and super speed prevents a nasty fight with the Dragon King.
• Mewtwo had showed desire in fighting Latios as it sees him as a threat to its title of the World's Strongest Pokémon and an opponent worth fighting and defeating after it learned that while holding the Soul Dew, he will have raw attack power greater than it in either of its Mega forms. Latios however doesn't want to battle Mewtwo for the sake of it due to his pacifistic nature, and possible complications if the Soul Dew gets damaged during the fight. Despite Latios' refusals, Mewtwo is determined to have a fight with him eventually, even making a few not-so-subtle hints that he may drag Latias into the picture if it means driving Latios to combat. Those nearly worked: Latios had to be physically restrained by Latias to keep him from attacking the Genetic Pokémon in his base form in a blind, seething rage.
• Latias was surprised and happy upon learning that 'Bianca' was in the pantheon. Bianca was overjoyed at being able to meet a legendary, rushing to the Eon Siblings' temple to meet Latias and immediately knocking her into a fountain by accident. Despite this early hiccup, and Latias being a little disappointed that her best friend hadn't ascended, the two became friends.
• Latias formed an unlikely friendship with Absol, who sensed the cataclysm of Latias' home before it happened, but but as she couldn't get to the island city, she couldn't do anything to stop it. Because of this, Absol tried to avoid Latias out of shame for some time, but she was pleasantly surprised that Latias bears no grudge against her; Latias even told her she's a true hero for doing whatever good she can even if it means being hated. She became one of Absol's closest friends ever since.
• They show a bit of concern over a shiny Xatu owned by the Mob that knows Mist Ball, Latias' signature attack. When they asked her how she can pull off (and among other things over whether or not it's a scientist that built a Red Gyarados or is a hustler) Xatu just gives them a blank stare.
• Since the third Smash Bros. Tournament, they can be summoned via Poké Ball to aid fighters in battle by attacking opponents with Steel Wing. However, most fighters stated that they don't dread their strikes as much as their high-pitched cooing. This probably a factor why they are starting to learn telepathy.
• One day, a Gaming god entered their temple to fight. The Gaming God was Chuggaaconroy, who proceeded to battle and capture Latias with nothing more than a Nest Ball at full health. The chances of that successfully happening was a very low 0.4%. Naturally, the two are very afraid of him now, after they learned about his other "successful" captures of Legendary Pokémon.

Lesser Gods

Asterion/The Minotaur

Prince Asterion, God of Beasts Within Mazes (The Minotaur, The Beast of Minos, Asterius, Asterios, Berserker, Ferdinand, the Kythotaur, SCP-432-1)

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• Lesser God; Intermediate God as a Berserker
• Symbol: An eagle-eye view of the Labyrinth itself
• Theme Song: His God of War boss battle
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Neutral Good around Wonder Woman)
• Portfolio: Half-Human Hybrid Because of the Queen's Bestiality (The Gods are to Blame), The OG Bull-Man, True Name Means "Starry One", To Serve Man, Beast in the Maze
• Domains: Bulls, Monsters, Abominations, Hybrids, Cannibalism, Monsters
• Allies: Frankenstein's Monster, Piggsy, Rajang
  • Morality Chains: Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, The Master of Chaldea
• Odd Friendship with: Mordred
• On Speaking Terms with: Miltank, Ferdinand
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Khazrak (but not Gorthor), The Fabrication Machine
• Enemies: Poseidon, Percy Jackson, Kratos, The SCP Foundation, Zebediah Killgrave, The Big Friendly Giant, Baine Bloodhoof, The Hunter (Bloodborne), The Monster Hunters, Scarface, Hoss Delgado, Jareth
• Pitied by: The Doctor
• Opposes: Dante Alighieri
• Prince Asterion is the monster of King Minos, and beast of the Labyrinth. Known better as the Minotaur, it was placed in the heart of the seemingly inescapable maze of the Labyrinth. Having a taste for flesh, King Minos would have youths and maidens sacrificed to it, and Athenian king Aegeus sacrificed to avert a plague. Theseus would volunteer to slay, and using a trick with string was able to escape after slaying the beast.
• Has attracted a number of monster hunters interested in the bounty that's been placed on it, or for Scarface an interesting challenge. This has only angered the beast. The Onion has released an article that the Labyrinth is used by the military to interrogate terrorists, which Asterion has revealed in a tell-all audiobook.
• The Minotaur finds its origins to be rather embarrassing. His mother, the Queen Pasiphe, was cursed to fall in love with a bull the king refused to sacrifice to Poseidon because of how beautiful it was. Through a hollow wooden cow, the shameful deed was done. It's aware of the disgusting details, and has come to sympathize with Mordred since he's the royal bastard of a shameful incestuous union, the complex of which drives his villainy. He seems to get along with Rajang as well, being a vicious minotaur crossed with a gorilla with a far less gross origin to it.
• His abominable origins and aggressive temperament have some within the House of Beast on edge, however with minotaurs actually being a race in many parts of the multiverse, he feels less shameful about his existence. He's actually relieved to be part of the Trope Pantheon since he comes off as much less out of place.
• Loathes Theseus, and by extension Poseidon. This isn't just because Poseidon is Theseus' father, but because he cursed his mother in the first place. In that way, he could be considered a Child by Rape. For this reason he hates Zebediah Killgrave for using his Compelling Voice to make women sleep with him, which has resulted in the Purple Children.
• The original bull-man, the Minotaur wanted to ascend with Our Minotaurs Are Different but Baine Bloodhoof already had it. Baine doesn't like the minotaur for being a savage cannibal, even if he's the OG. The Big Friendly Giant would rather the Minotaur grow out of it and embrace his human nature, but the Minotaur isn't hearing of it, claiming "What did humans ever do to me? Besides my own step-father locking me in a maze and treating me like an abomination".
• The SCP Foundation identified the Labyrinth as what's inside SCP-432, and the Minotaur SCP-432-1. Well it's heavily implied, and the author of the document has confirmed it's the case. To prevent him causing a rampage, they made sure the temple was his labyrinth. This enraged him to no end. It hates Jareth to no end for representing the Labyrinth, seeing him as a symbol of his imprisonment.
• Dante attests that the Minotaur can be found in the seventh level of Hell, with a bull's body and a man's head. It is the infernal guardian for this circle of violent sinners, and managed to bypass him by taunting the beast. The Doctor believes this in inaccurate, and wonders if it is related to the Nimons. Like the Minotaur he found, he pities the condition that Prince Asterion was left in and believes being there is why it is so monstrous anyway.
• Generally a loner, however Prince Asterion does have friends. Piggsy is a cannibal driven that way by madness, so the Minotaur sympathizes with his condition. He found an accord with Frankenstein's Monster, since he very well know what it feels to be an unnatural creature abandoned by their "fathers". That feeling of being or made unnatural might be why it likes the Fabrication Machine, but it's a tenuous and more one-sided fondness given the Fabrication Machine's goals.
• It has a more strained alliance with Khazrak. They're both monstrous beast-men, however some of the things that the Beastmen do disturb the Minotaur somewhat. Also it doesn't like how their race uses bestiality to increase their numbers. Still, Khazrak at least has some standards. Gorthor has absolutely none, however, and the Minotaur doesn't want to be near him.
• Usually a villain, but in the DC Universe he had a change of heart when Wonder Woman spared him. He serves as the chef of her embassy. Though remaining a villain in the pantheon, he does behave around her. However he prefers to be called the Kythotaur and Kythira is where he comes from, instead of Ferdinand. There's another bull named Ferdinand, and in this more placid form the Minotaur gets along with him. It's hoped he could function as a Morality Chain when not so nice.
• He lets Miltank call him Ferdinand because she's a bovine and she's so nice. She's unnerved by him, but appreciates him behaving around her. The Master of Chaldea also keeps him in check(and refers to him by his actual name). As a Servant, he goes by Asterios and is under the Berserker rank. He looks much better in this form, having a human face but bull horns. Despite being aligned as Chaotic Evil, he's a rather nice and loyal person in this form.
• Apparently it's also the berserk form of Shadow Labrys that exists independent of Shadow Labrys, after Shadow Labrys became a separate personality of Labrys after she unintentionally stored her data, it became an actual Persona to Shadow Labrys.

Demigods

Jack and Annie

Jack and Annie, Co-gods of Fun Treehouses (Jack and Annie of Frog Creek, Jack the Clown [Jack, by Wolfie (aka young Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)], Andy [Annie, by William Shakespeare])

• Demigods
• Symbol: The Magic Treehouse itself
• Theme Song: Message by Kana Uemura
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Domains: Learning, Adventure, History, Reading, Magic, Time
• Portfolio: brother and sister working together, enjoying the outside (Annie), question boy and hyperactive girl, meeting up with famous people in the past, cool treehouses, having tons of adventures traveling through time having fears of spiders (Annie), learning new things with each adventure they go through.
• Heralds: Teddy (an apprentice mage) and Kathleen (a selkie) (their best friends)
• High Priests: The Swiss Family
• Allies: Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, most gods in the House of Knowledge, Belle, King Arthur, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, William Shakespeare, Alexander the Great, the Doctor, Ben and Saorise, Merlin (their teacher), Morgan le Fay (their other teacher), Hercules, Wishbone, Leonardo DaVinci, Jojo Betzler
• Enemies: The evil deities in the House of Time and Temporality, all deities who would abuse the Magic Treehouse's power and every Nazi-related deity.
• Jack and Annie of Frog Creek, Pennsylvania were your normal siblings. Jack was the older brother who was cautious and Annie was the younger adventurous sister. One day, Annie found a treehouse that appeared as if by magic and after the two entered it, Annie found a book of dinosaurs and wished they could go there...and soon they were whisked into the past where Jack made notes about the dinosaurs they encountered. After one adventure, they returned home and soon found themselves going back again and again until they met with the treehouse's creator, Morgan le Fay. Through her, the siblings would go to the past to learn numerous lessons and gather artifacts as proof of their adventures. Later, they would be tasked under Merlin himself for more higher-end adventures through magic realms and even help King Arthur on his journey, all while learning more and more and helping people in the past become the famous figures they'd be.
• One day, the two went to their treehouse and found a book that showed them Pantheon. Annie touched it and said, "I wish we were there". The wind began to blow and then things became absolutely still. They found themselves crowned demigods in the House of Travel.
• There was a lot of debate as to where these two were going to be placed. Their treehouse was enchanted by Morgan Le Fay and they engaged in magic spells, so some said they belonged to the House of Magic. They had books that could let them travel to different time periods, so some said they should go to the House of Time And Space. They were given riddles and Jack was known to write down facts in his notebook so a third party thought that the House of Knowledge would work. In the end, Jack and Annie stated that they wished to be part of the House of Travel and the Main House agreed, although they later became part of the House of Craft (which they don't seem to mind).
  • Many gods wonder if it has any connection to the TARDIS. The Doctor hasn't said anything, for the most part. However, he does hope to have his own adventures through time with the kids one day.
• Jack and Annie have met up with William Shakespeare and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart on separate occasions. With Shakespeare, they played some fairies in a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream — albeit Annie had to go under a male name in order to perform — and with Mozart, they met him as a young boy who would eventually write The Magic Flute thanks to them using the Wand of Dianthus to calm the wild animals that nearly mauled Wolfie. When the two reunited with these gods, there was such a magnificent and delightful time to behold (although Jack was slightly annoyed when Mozart remembered him as "Jack the Clown").
  • Jack cringed when he found Alexander the Great though, recalling the very snarky remarks he made towards a younger version of him. Thankfully, Alexander had to admit they were Actually Pretty Funny.
• Annie loves to explore the House of Beast, but stays clear from the Insects sub-house since she's absolutely terrified by bugs (Jack finds it hypocritical, even stating that she has no fear of the likes of dinosaurs, knights, mummies, pirates or ninjas). She also tends to be with Fluttershy when it comes to taking care of some of the animals in the Pantheon (although she's known to be careful if Discord decides to pop in).
• Rainbow Dash has tried to use the treehouse once or twice so she could venture into her collection of Daring Do books. Jack and Annie also followed, and the results of their adventure are only known to them. However now that Daring Do is in the Pantheon, this has mostly stopped although the two aren't sure what to think about her lying about most of her deeds.
  • Likewise, Twilight Sparkle comes every now and then to lend Jack and Annie some of her books. She also has gotten to some crazy adventures regarding the treehouse in general.
• Many malicious Gods have wanted to use the power of the treehouse for their own twisted desires. However, Jack and Annie have stated that while inside the book, no history can be changed (they tried). The two have asked Merlin to enchant the Treehouse so that only the pure of heart can use it.
• The Cutie Mark Crusaders traveled here and admired that their tree house could do so much and wanted to replicate the ability to travel into books in their own treehouse. Jack and Annie have advised them that instead that they could have their meetings in their treehouse as long as they DO NOT venture into any of the books because they'd have no idea where they would be at any point in time. They have also politely refused any attempts to befriend the Crusaders' wrestling friends (the first group, not the second one.).
• Belle comes to their treehouse often to reads stories to them, and to let them borrow her own stories so they could experience the tales that she loves.
• The siblings are very popular with Japanese-based gods, going to the point that gods in the House of Knowledge have translated their stories and the House of Theater, directed by one Miyuki Hoshizora has made a film detailing their origins.
• One of the most powerful wands in the Pantheon is the Wand of Dianthus, made from the horn of the legendary unicorn Dianthus that is capable of granting any wish they need and can transform into a musical instrument capable of Magic Music as long as the two create the lyrics for it. However, in wand form it has three drawbacks: the wand can only be used after the siblings have tried their best, it can only be used for the benefit of others, and the wish must be made with five words exactly. The instrument form's drawback is that it can only be used once before it becomes a regular musical instrument. Thus the two will not use the wand unless it is extreme circumstances, like the "Muse Hysteria" incident^note Being the only gods who actually caused long-lasting damage to the Darkness Proxy by sending them back to the Friendship Asylum
• The two were excited to find King Arthur in the Pantheon and rushed to his temple, since they helped save Christmas in one adventure, and helped retrieve Excalibur for him in another. Arthur was happy to find these two and has promised to be by their side should the need arise. The excitement doubled when they found Merlin too, as they are currently undergoing missions from him to spread magic and teaching lessons to many historical people. Merlin is now giving them extra training for the more dangerous parts of the Pantheon.
  • Their meeting with Morgan le Fay when she finally ascended was...complicated, particularly because she's quite different than the Morgan they knew; a kind, wise motherly figure who created the Treehouse. The Morgan who ascended does have a soft spot for the two and permits them to visit her from time to time. Anyone who threatens to harm them will face her wrath. Also, they're the only gods who are allowed to call her "Peanut", due to an incident in their world when their Morgana was turned into a mouse by Merlin.
• Upon finding three gods who once boarded the Titanic, they broke down in tears since they were there when the titular ship sank and only had a pocket watch stopped at the time the ship sank into the waters.
• Various gods looked in shock at how the two once went back in time to bring hope to the British troops before D-Day without the use of their magic and many were shocked at how Jack (driving a bakery truck to get ten Jewish children free, despite being way under-age) had the self-confidence to fool Nazi soldiers and let them be on their way, under the belief that an invisibility spell had been casted. Needless to say, a brief history lesson about the Nazis has made the two really despise them.
  • The two of them learned there was a Nazi Protagonist god in the Pantheon...who was really Jojo Betzler, an innocent boy who didn't know any better and was eventually able to move on from the Nazi ideology by kicking imaginary Hitler out of a window. Jojo was in awe of Jack and Annie's bravery in the face of danger, while Jack and Annie are proud that Jojo decided to change himself after the death of his mother.
• Befriended Ben and Saoirse since the latter reminded the two of Kathleen (who is also a Selkie). Jack was horrified in how Ben treated his sister, but Ben has apologized for his actions and vowed to never be that jerk ever again.
• The two of them were overjoyed to reunite with Hercules because he saved them when they decided to take a vacation under the volcano (aka an erupting Mt. Vesuvius). Hercules himself gave the two a bone-crushing hug, glad that the two made it out safe and sound.

Quasideities

Jack Torrance

Heeeeeeere's Johnny!

Jack Torrance, God of Breaking Down Doors

• Quasideity
• Symbol: A picture of his head through a door
• Theme Song: Midnight, the Stars and You
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil (formerly True Neutral)
• Portfolio: Ax-Crazy Protagonist Journey to Villain, Sanity Slippage, Alcoholic Troubled Abuser, Kubrick Stare, Hair-Trigger Temper, possibly a Tragic Villain
• Domains: Evil, Madness, Axes
• Guardian of: The Overlook Hotel
• Superiors: Stephen King and Stanley Kubrick
• Allies: Dr. Angus Bumby, The Joker, Randall Flagg, Annie Wilkes, Joey Tribbiani
• Rivals: Axe
• Enemies: Shawn Spencer, Roland Deschain
• Opposes: Fraiser Crane
• Opposed by: Alan Wake, The Simpsons, Carrie White
• Uneasy Relationship: Johnny Cage
• It has been noted that lesser deities should avoid the Overlook Hotel at all costs. There has been multiple stories of how tenants have gone mad from the isolation before killing each other. This is especially compounded during the winter when access is limited. Often times, people arrive in the spring to see everyone dead. It is with a heavy heart that the infamous hotel has appeared in the Pantheon, and with it its most notorious guest: Jack Torrance.
  • Jack is a writer who was hoping to find peace within the walls of the hotel. Instead, the quiet only isolated him from his family. In a last bit of madness, he sought to kill his own family to be alone, hence the infamous door busting scene. While most people believe he used an axe, the novel depicted him using a croque mallet instead. Either way, subsequent madmen have busted open doors, walls and other places in his honor.
• Most writers in the Pantheon are delighted whenever they see one of their works ascend. Stephen King had a more mixed reaction regarding Jack Torrance. While he was the architect behind the book, he was not a fan of the movie. This is due to how the movie version was not how he envisioned both in looks and in tone. This was contributed to the directing style of Stanley Kubrick, who also happens to reside in the Pantheon. The movie director was much more happy to see the protagonist of his most acclaimed movie ascend. This has further strained relations between the two writers.
  • Of course that hasn't stopped any of his creations from taking a liking to him. The most prominent of course is Randall Flagg, who found the entire situation hilarious. While people speculate he played a part in Jack Torrance's demise, the Man in Black has stayed coy on his involvement. Instead, he hopes to recruit the writer on his plan of turning the entire Pantheon to a Walking Wasteland. This also puts Jack in opposition of the Gunslinger. Roland has made it clear he would put a bullet into Jack's face should the two meet.
  • He likes that Annie Wilkes doesn't think he did anything wrong in that scenario. With that said, even he is wary of keeping her within his temple for long periods of time. There's no telling if she would do to him the same thing she did to Paul Sheldon.
  • Carrie does not get along with him, even less since it's implied he is sometimes an Abusive Parent.
• Outright refuses to believe that he is in need of therapy despite Dr. Crane's pleas. Nowadays Frasier can't approach Jack without being forced to run away from axe swings. Dr. Bumby has had more success simply by calling him a friend. Of course he has more sinister goals in mind, mainly to use Jack's occasional mania to good use.
• The Radiant Hero Axe felt a bit intimidated by his presence. Not out of fear of battle, as Axe could demolish Jack Torrance with easy, but with influence. The writer is far more likely to be known for his axe-wielding skills. His position is safe since Jack isn't always known for using an axe.
• Alan Wake was quick to inform the public that Jack Torrance's actions does not reflect those of the vast majority of his flock in any way. Wake knew he had to distance himself as Jack is among the more prominent fictional writers who have ascended.
• It has been rumored that Johnny Cage also snagged a role for Jack Torrance based on one of his fatalities. Cage stated that the homage did not reflect on a positive opinion on the character. Stephen King considered Cage as still a better fit than Jack Nicholson.
• The Simpsons peered into one particular future in the Treehouse of Horror and immediately recognized one of the scenarios as that of Jack Nicholson. Though they put the blame firmly on Mr. Burns for that mishap, they want no business in dealing with the family.
• Unlike most, Shawn Spencer was actually happy to be face-to-face with the hotel that one of their adventures was based on. In fact, he wanted to figure out whether the hotel was truly haunted or not. Gus wisely steered Shawn away from such a dangerous plan.
• To the Joker (with whom he has a Jack Nicholson connection), Jack Torrance is confirmation to a belief he has held for years: that it only takes one bad situation to drive any man insane. While Jack was unsuccessful in killing his family, the Clown Prince of Crime thinks he still has potential. Namely, he taught the writer how to make better use of his weapons to go about more killing sprees.
• The only normal deity who likes Jack is Joey Tribbiani, who for being a fan of the source material (down to keeping the book in the fridge!), has paid a respectful visit and arranged to get things sent to the Overlook (beer, dirty magazines, tapes of sports events) to keep Jack distracted and thus less prone to going on a slaughter - "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy", after all. In retribution, Jack didn't bother Rachel once she had to spend a night there.
• Ever since Jack learned that his son Danny might have a reason to return to the Overlook, he has campaigned for his ascension. At most, he served a drink to Obi-Wan Kenobi when the Jedi arrived to investigate the huge disturbance that is the Overlook.

Jim and Hilda Bloggs

Jim and Hilda Bloggs, Divine Victims of Poor Fallout Shelters

• Quasideities
• Symbol: Three doors propped up against a wall
• Theme Songs: "When the Wind Blows", "Folded Flags"
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Happily Married, Wide-Eyed Idealist, Innocent Inaccurate, Art-Style Dissonance, Headache of Doom, Doomed Protagonist, Fate Worse than Death
• Domains: War
• Allies: Seita and Setsuko, Muriel and Eustace Bagge, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Bruce Banner, David Lightman
• Fear/disapprove of: The Enclave, The Zabi Family, The Lich, Derek Powers, SKYNET, AM
• Curious about: Salad Fingers
• Jim and Hilda Bloggs were a kindly elderly couple living in the English countryside. When they learned their country was on the verge of nuclear war with the Soviets, they naively believed it wouldn't be worse than how they lived through the Blitz in their childhood and that their government would take good care of them. Based on the information given on official leaflets, Jim built a shelter that consisted of three wooden doors and some cushions propped up against the wall of the living room. When the bomb dropped, the shelter actually succeeded in shielding them from getting blasted, but there was no chance it would protect them from the ensuing fallout, the effects of which they did not fully understand. Within a few days, they were dying slowly and unknowingly of radiation poisoning, and as they took in the destruction and desolation around them, it started to sink in that no one could help them. As the couple died, the warring factions locked themselves into mutually assured destruction.
• Jim and Hilda were not very surprised at finding themselves in the Pantheon next thing they knew, quickly figuring out that was to be the afterlife for them. If anything, they were relieved their ordeal was finally over, and that they no longer felt the symptoms of whatever horrible thing they were dying of or were surrounded by desolation and destruction. On that note, one of their first tasks in the Pantheon was to head to the House of School, where they were given an intensive course on nuclear war and radiation poisoning so that they better understood the full implications of what they and their world had gone through. The two realized just how inadequate the leaflets they had relied on were, and the classes were all-around a sobering experience for both of them. They were also warned that the Pantheon was not entirely peaceful and that nuclear war was still a threat even in this realm, albeit one that was more under control. In fact, Jim and Hilda were part of that control in a way, since they were chosen for ascension due to serving as a cautionary tale against the dangers of nuclear war and misinformation on the subject.
• With all that in mind, Jim and Hilda take their position very seriously and have built a cellar under their temple to serve as a more adequate shelter in case of a bomb strike. They're also frequently seen at anti-nuclear and anti-war protests. They are especially concerned with the fact that the Pantheon is filled with warmongers who bring to the table newfangled weaponry that either equals or surpasses the nuclear bomb; for example, the Zabi family and their method of dropping entire space colonies from the sky. Although their nature as a completely average elderly couple means they actually can't do that much to stop anyone, that doesn't mean their tale doesn't inspire more capable deities to try, so the two can be quite the eyesore for those who benefit from a state of war. This makes them a frequent target for assassination attempts from the aforementioned ambitious Zabis, among many others.
• The two learned about the Fallout universe, where people struggle to survive after a Great War that turned the world into a nuclear wasteland and many live in vaults to avoid radiation poisoning. The Bloggses think that if this is what their world has become, then it's just as well that they died just a few days after the bomb dropped, as they can't see themselves surviving in such a hellscape. It doesn't escape them that part of the reason for the state of things in the Fallout verse is the dystopic government, known as the Enclave, which wishes to exterminate the population that's been tainted by radiation and uses many monstrous methods to accomplish that. For someone who once had such strong faith in the government, the Enclave really opened Jim's eyes to the reality that sometimes the government is only out for the interests of a select few and just does not care about the general population. It's ensured that he does not blindly trust the authorities' words again, at least.
• They were surprised to learn that some people can actually benefit from exposure to radiation to a ridiculous extent. They're not overly enthused at the idea, thinking the possibility of acquiring superpowers might lead people to be even more irresponsible with nuclear power. That said, it was through that method that a lot of legitimately heroic deities got their powers, so Jim and Hilda accept it's not necessarily the mark of an evil character. They seem to especially like Bruce Banner for his normally mild-mannered personality and knowledge of nuclear physics; it's helped by the fact that they've been saved a few times by his Hulk form, making them not so fearful of the furious green giant. On the opposite moral end of the spectrum is Derek Powers, aka Blight, who actually uses radiation as a superpower, something that's a very frightening prospect to the Bloggses.
• One of the most horrifying villains in the Pantheon is the Lich, who just so happened to be born of a human who mutated after suffering a direct nuclear strike. The Lich is in essence a pure evil monster that wishes for all living beings to die, which makes him an apt embodiment of the nuclear bomb, if you asked the Bloggses' opinion. They know they would be as powerless before him as they would be before any nuclear bomb, so they just do their best to avoid him and not draw his attention to them, also keeping their positive spirit alive and their love strong, since they've been told that's one way to stave off his Mind Rape abilities at least.
• It feels gratifying to the Bloggses that at least some universes managed to avoid the stupidity and pointlessness of nuclear war; they especially praise David Lightman as an exemplary young man for his role in convincing an advanced defense system not to launch all its nuclear missiles at the Soviet Union. They can forgive the fact that he created the problem in the first place by playing games with said computer by acknowledging his ongoing status as an atoner for his world-endangering actions. If anything, they feel it's those cold and unfeeling autonomous defense systems that one needs to watch out for, not humans. The presence of multiple rogue machines (such as SKYNET or AM) that decided to wage war (nuclear or not) againt humans just confirms the couple's opinion.
• They've gone through a lot and learned some harsh lessons, but it's not as if they have become deadly serious, humorless curmudgeons who can no longer find joy after what happened to them; they are quite happy to lead the serene country life they had before the war and still have an easygoing attitude towards things outside the nuclear question. Some of the more notable friends they've made outside that context are the Bagge couple and their dog Courage. It helps that Jim and Hilda are very similar to Muriel and Eustace, as both are elderly couples living in relative isolation in a rural area. Muriel and Eustace have also gone through their share of horrifying situations, though their aftermaths have been far less dramatic; both couples also have a tendency to underestimate the level of danger they're in. Jim and Hilda think Eustace really ought to be more polite and pleasant in general, though; they don't understand how he can be so rude to his wife (disregarding that Jim has called Hilda certain names in a fit of panic), or so nasty to Courage, who Jim and Hilda think is a very good, loyal dog. Courage himself definitely appreciates how kindly both Jim and Hilda treat him whenever he visits; the fact that he has the utmost loyalty for Muriel is why he doesn't change owners.
• Upon learning that there are two orphans, Seita and Setsuko, who saw their city bombed, lost everything due to war and died in destitution, Jim and Hilda were eager to visit the two to check on them and help them out where they needed it. Seita was slightly hostile to them at first, partly because of his pride that he can take care of Setsuko alone, partly because Jim and Hilda are British and therefore the enemy, and they had a relatively comfortable existence at the same time that he and his sister were suffering. Jim and Hilda remained patient and positive, however, and Seita eventually came around to the idea that they were ultimately the same, in that war put them through horrors and cost them everything. His change of heart was also probably helped by seeing how much Setsuko brightened up with the two around. Since then, Seita has returned the Bloggses' attention by doing errands for them, with Jim and Hilda boasting about him being an upstanding boy as though they were his grandparents.
• Salad Fingers once dropped in on the Bloggses out of nowhere; they mainly thought that he seemed very unwell and that he wanted to ask for help. Before Salad Fingers could touch them with his creepy long fingers, they heard Courage screaming and and making a dash to get the Bloggses away from him, leaving the couple bemused. They later looked into Salad Fingers and learned he is an insane nuclear apocalypse survivor who apparently has a tendency to maybe-accidentally murder people by strangling them with his long fingers, despite attempts at being friendly. So maybe Courage was right to be scared, but the Bloggses feel Salad Fingers is more worthy of pity than anything else (though they're definitely wary of him too, what with the strangling) and maybe he'd get better if he wasn't so alone all the time (though they're not sure they want to chance being his friends as of yet).

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