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Zet the Arc Warden
Zet, the God of Unfair Exploits That Got Fixed (Arc Warden, The Self)
- Rank: Greater God (Originally an Overdeity)
- Symbol: Two Divine Rapiers Surging with electricity.
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral (With Lawful Good intentions)
- Portfolio: Badass Cape, Expendable Clone, Glass Cannon, Dark Is Not Evil, Item Caddy, Magikarp Power, Magnetism Manipulation, Humanoid Abomination, Eldritch Abomination, Time Abyss, Shock and Awe, Wants to end Radiants and Dire's Conflict.
- Domains: Nerfs, Electricity, Magnetism, Clones, Unfairness
- Followers: None for now.
- Allies: Ezalor, Phoenix, Enigma, Zeus,Garen and Yurnero
- Enemies: Anyone who causes disunity. Amatsu-Mikaboshi, Melkor.
- Conflicting Opinon on: Chaos-Knight, Lucifer
- Disgusted by: All of the Alliances (Slightly less with the GUAG but the contempt is there.)
- Rivals: Thresh and Harry Dresden (Harry Is a FriendlyRival.)
- One while practicing their spinning techniques, Yurnero and Garen heard a rumor about a deity who could destroy a base without actually leaving from his own. Garen was confused to hear about such a deity, but Yurnero knew that if it was who he thought it was, then something is wrong. Sure enough, when The Champions of Runeterra were practicing on Summoners Rift, a dark blue figure who had two golden swords was destroying their inhibitors and soon the nexus. Nasus after watching some battles from the Defenders of the Ancients, realized that the figure had 2 divine rapiers in its hands. The team who fought against the figure destroyed the odd humanoid but the rapiers didn't drop. Yurnero came to see the figure and identified it as Zet the Arc Warden. Soon, Arc Warden came to explain it was practicing and did not mean to ruin the practice of the champions. Garen put that fact behind him and welcomed him to the pantheon.
- Apparently does not understand how gender pronouns work. Always refers to itself as "The Self" or when referring to others he says "Your self". Some females in the pantheon find this to be cute, but Zet doesnt understand why.
- Made a deal with Zeus and gave him a fraction of his power that he had in exchange to aiding Zet with dealing with the Dire and Radiant.
- He is acquaintances with the 4 fundamentals and the star known as Phoenix. However, out of all them he seems to feel discomfort around Chaos Knight due to the fundamental spreading chaos around the universe. Zet understands that this is the job of Chaos Knight but it still irks him.
- Absolutely despises Amatsu-Mikaboshi due to his spread of disunity and his petty reason for trying to end life as we know it. The Primordial Chaos plans on dealing with Zet later on.
- Also dislikes those who meddle with powers they cannot comprehend. such as Carl the Invoker. However Invoker being Invoker, he ignores the wardens warning.
- Respects Chronos due to him being a responsible keeper of time unlike a certain insect in his world.
- Thresh is a rival of his due to them both being wardens.
- Some say that Zet was originally a gnoll warden, a hyena like creature from Azeroth. Zet has yet to comment on this.
- He dislikes the alliances, though if he were to align with one it would be the GUAG. The GUAD, GUAE and GUAC cause too much disunity, though Lucifer does not seem to irk him as much as Melkor and Nekron do. The GUAL absolutely disgusts him due to The Great Will causing disunity by spreading lies. These alliances remind him of Diruulth and Radianthul's conflict.
- When people see him with divine rapiers the grow fearful as, Zet originally could destroy anyone or anything that stood in his way. Later on this was Nerfed yet Zet is still considered strong by mortals.
- Harry Dresden and him are rivals but there is no malice in between the 2 wardens. The two of them compete to see who can hold their positions longer while guarding foes.
- He heard of a being named Harbinger and went to go visit his old ally from the Dire. However, this Harbinger caused much trouble for someone named Shepard and Zet has avoided the reaper.
Cyrus, God of Hard to Use but Incredibly Powerful Characters
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Black Raven with a red tear drop in the center.
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Difficult, but Awesome characters, Sniper Rifle, Cold Sniper, Demolitions Expert, Father to His Men, The Stoic
- Domains: Stealth, Law
- Direct Superiors: The God-Emperor of Mankind and Chapter-Master Gabriel Angelos
- Allies: Mario, Leman Russ, Vulkan, Solid Snake
- Opposes: Indrick Boreale
- Opposed by: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh
- Ascended to god hood after Mario became very impressed with his solo runs in a team based strategy game. He then realized that there is a special type of fun to be obtained through hard work and dedication obtaining great rewards.
- Despite appearing weak, Cyrus is incredibly dangerous. He has proven capable of killing avatars of war gods, something which has made Kratos very nervous. Few deities try to attack him because they know they have very little time to find and assault Cyrus before he pops them off with a high powered shot. Is rather embarrassed about being a deity of fun rather than of war.
- Gets along quite well with Yoko. Since both are teachers that are also masters of the sniper rifle, the two can relate on quite a few things. Their students humorously like to joke that they're a sniper Battle Couple, but Yoko and Cyrus aren't really in a hurry to deny such allegations as well.
- Has a friendly rivalry with Solid Snake, a fellow Difficult, but Awesome character. Their game of trying to out sneak one another has become a source of great entertainment (and wagers) in the GUAG.
- He is not satisfied to hear that Indrick Boreale has ascended, as he was a failure of a commander and not only failed the campaign on the Kaurava System, but also lead to the death of 5 companies and many of his Scouts. He doesn't want to speak of it.
- Upon the orders of The Emperor of Man, Cyrus and the entire Blood Ravens chapter have deployed to the GUAG Sisterhood's base to protect Madoka during "The Pantheonic Rebellion".
The Regi Trio
Regice, Registeel and Regirock, Triumvirate Deities of Necessary Guides and Absurdly Obtuse Puzzles (Legendary Titans, Legendary Golems, The Regi Trio | Regice: The Iceberg Pokémon | Registeel: The Iron Pokémon | Regirock: The Rock Peak Pokémon)
- Intermediate deities
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Their respective Braille faces on a black background
- Theme song: Their battle theme or its remix
- Gender: Genderless
- Ability: Clear Body
- (Regice): Ice Beam, Amnesia, Curse, Superpower
- Z-Move: Subzero Slammer
- (Registeel): Iron Head, Iron Defense, Amnesia, Thunder Wave
- Z-Move: Corkscrew Crash
- (Regirock): Stone Edge, Curse, Earthquake, Superpower
- Z-Move: Continental Crush
- (Regice): Ice Beam, Amnesia, Curse, Superpower
- Portfolios: Guide Dang It!, Moon Logic Puzzle, Stone Wall, Golem, Regis being Latin for loyal, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, The Faceless, No Biological Sex, Hell Is That Noise
- Domains: Puzzles, Golems, Sidequests
- Superior: Regigigas
- Allies: Shuckle, Tak,
- Enemies: Any evil Archaeologists
- Opposed by: Team Charm
- Oppose: Any physically strong deities
- Many deities are confused about the existence of the Regi Trio as none of them have any sort of organs required for living such as a heart or a brain, they're physically incapable of eating and none of them show any signs of being animated by science or magic.
- The Regi Trio have quite possibly the most impossibly complicated opening mechanism. There are hints as to how to open the temple at the entrance... but it's written in Braille... on electronic screens. The opening to the temple has 2 locks one of them requires you to dig away from the temple, the second one requires a Relicanth and Wailord at the front and back of your party (respectively), one of which cannot be found in the pantheon.
- Then, the rooms to the individual Regi's have their own individual locks, each with increasingly more and more obtuse solutions. Getting to Regirock involves taking two steps right and two steps back from the Braille hint and then using Strength on the ground.
- Getting to Regice involves staring the the Braille hint for two minutes and not looking away from it, otherwise the lock will reset.
- And getting to Registeel is easily the most ridiculous, as getting to it requires standing in the middle of the entry room and flying outside and then the lock will open.
- Upon their ascension, the Regi Trio were shown some hostility by Team Charm as they were once captured by the Regi Trio in an alternate continuity.
- The Regi Trio can sometimes be seen with other deities who can control or are made from the same elements as them.
- For some unknown reason, Registeel was once seen holding its arm up as though it was saluting Hitler, however, it hasn't been seen doing this again.
- Registeel has also been described by many deities as sounding like a Transformer.
- Despite the fact that none of them have been shown capable of displaying emotions, Regirock, Regice and Registeel have shown to have a liking for Geb, Mr Freeze and Optimus Prime, one duo due to the both of them being Rock Monsters, another due due to their control over ice and their seclusion from others and the last due to the both of them being made of metal and due to Registeel's cry sounding like Optimus Prime transforming.
- Can also be found in the House of Mentalism.
Diogenes, God of Checkpoint Starvation (The Man in the Cauldron, The Man in The Pot, Baldy, Mr. Clean, Muscles)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His cauldron and sledgehammer
- Themesong: A soft piano jazz
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Having big muscles that actually mean something, Scaling the Summit with zero checkpoints whatsoever, Climbing using a sledgehammer, Commuicating only in grunts, Having the Heroic Willpower to climb an impssible mountain, Being a Determinator, Being manipulated by terrible controls, Painfully continuing with his climb.
- Domains: Game Mechanics, Mountains, Rage.
- Allies: Madeline, The Kid, The Chosen Undead and the Bearer of the Curse, Chrom, Rico Rodriguez, Stanley, The Human Child, Rosalina
- Enemies: The Narrator, The GUAE Trollkaiger
- Opposes: Snakes and Snake-like beings
- Everyone has undergone a journey at some point, either to discover themselves or just for the sake of adventuring and that brings us to the story of these unusual person. The Man in the Cauldron, real name Diogenes, is someone who by some unexplained reason got himself stuck in a cauldron and found himself in a remote area in the middle nowhere, with the only goal to reach the top of the mountain, with only a sledgehammer, his strenght and edurance and his sheer determination. Those who have witnessed his adventure had said to have suffered from rage outbursts, immense sadness and a desire to break everything but those who got to the end said that they felt accomplished. There wasn't a safe stop for our hero but he overcame all obstacles and for that he was awarded the title of Checkpoint Starvation.
- During his ascension, Diogenes emerged from his cauldron. Except that instead of having a regular ascension like many other deities had in the past, someone in the Court of Gods had the bright idea to place him in the bottom of a mountain to see if he was willing to climb it just to become a deity. The journey was harsh and unforgiving but he triumphed and in the end he was received by a thunderous applause to all the witnessing deities that saw the shirtless men ascend to godhood. When questioned afterwards, the man simply decided to wander off to some quiet place, saying nothing about what has transpired.
- For a deity, he is considered homeless. That's because the Court of Gods decided to make the cauldron he is stuck in his residence, mostly because he rarely stays in one place and wanders around a lot. His predicament isn't as bad as most think, he is perfectly content to be stuck in the cauldron as his temple but for the sake of regulations, he does have an specific blank spot in the House of Gaming that acts as his spot. Neighbouring deities were surprised that a random empty spot was created just for someone who rarely is even there.
- Speaking of which, nobody knows how he got himself stuck in the Cauldron. Diogenes hasn't said anything on the matter and most believe that he got kidnapped by Benneth Foddy just to make him an avatar that suffers the actions of others that take control of him.
- Usually whenever the Cauldron Man goes, a british narrator can be heard. That would be Benneth Foddy, the creator of the game of origin Diogenes comes from as well as the one who watches and narrates his progress. Many have come to despise his quotes and mocking tone but Diogenes is just used to it. However, he isn't very fond of that other british narrator after one incident where he continously tried to force him to climb through an specific part of the pantheon just for his own amusement and because the Cauldron Man wouldn't obey him, he kept putting him in more and more difficult situations.
- While the dangers of choice are not an issue for him, Diogenes is good friends with Stanley. Partly because both are average looking people with little noticeable traits and partly because the former pities him because of his ties with the Narrator. Both are also quite persistent when they want to do something, although Stanley more often than not has been punished for disobeying and the Cauldron Man can sympathize with being constantly punished.
- Because he has trouble travelling around the pantheon, he has become a popular target for trolls. Trollkaiger like to always push him back and halt his progress just for the fun of it, but given his sheer determination, they tend to give up after a while.
- Tends to frequent places where mountains are found, mostly out of habit than actually wanting to scale them. He met Madeline after hearing about her story and the hardships she had to go through, a sentiment she herself returned. She is impressed that Diogenes managed to scale to the top of the mountain with just a sledgehammer to propel him.
- After hearing of his adventure, some had tried to emulate him. Chrom got in a cauldron and tried to scale a mountain using Falchion as his propeller◊ but quit halfway through because it was harder than he anticipated. Rico Rodriguez once found a random cauldron lying nearby in one of his later adventures, where he proceed to go through a series of obstacles stuck in the same cauldron while Benneth Foddy himself provided commentary.
- Many of the deities from very hard titles respect him a lot. Of those, he is good friends with the protagonist from the Dark Souls franchise as well as the Kid, all three of them perfectly understand what is to suffer Checkpoint Starvation and had tried to give him some tips so he could easily conquer the more dangerous parts of the pantheon.
- Was approached by the Human Child because they felt a similar source of determination coming from the man in the cauldron. Both have had ventures related to mountains, although the Child's adventure didn't have to do much with scaling and more with dealing with underground denizens, but they have invited Diogenes to go and meet their friends from the Underworld anytime they are available.
- Diogenes is not fond of snakes. Mostly having to do with the infamous snake that can take him back to the beginning of his adventure. Most don't really have a strong opinion of them but stay away in fear he might smack them with his sledgehammer. The bigger and more evil ones like to mess with him though.
- He likes to frequent the House of Time and Space. Diogenes finds the place relaxing and fullfilling and he has been often found floating in the middle of space with an unusual smile on his face. Rosalina, being a Guardian of the Space part of the realm is usually the one that brings him back to land. But she eventually grew fond of the Cauldron Man, who is a lot more pleasant and friendly when he is in space for some reason and has invited him over to the Comet Observatory to play with the Lumas.
WARNING: Bots may explode.
- Lesser God (claims to be a Greater God, because he is just that great)
- Symbol: His army of Boom Bots.
- Theme Song: Boom Boom Boom
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Expert in explosives often with obvious results, Mad Scientist, a surprisingly popular character but not in a positive way, broke the meta, indirectly nerfed many other cards, can turn around games when played
- Domains: Mechs, Explosives, Ingeniering, Balance.
- Heralds: Again, His Boom bot Army.
- Superiors: Harth Stonebrew and any of the ascended Hearthstone Heroes
- Rival: Victor Von Doom, Rayquaza.
- Enemies: The Fortress Dwarves, Dell Conagher/The Engineer, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, David, The Richards Family, Kardel Sharpeye the Sniper
- Opposes: Hunters (It's personal)
- Odd Friendship: Nagisa Momoe
- Pities: Greninja
- Sparky Uberthruster was a simple goblin from Area 52 who refused to wear his protective helmet in work and as a result became irradiated. Since then, he has been known as Dr. Boom and terrorized his homeland until he was stopped. However, it wasn't enough to stop the goblin, as he returned more powerful than ever and entered the Pantheon with the same objective in mind... to break the Pantheon like Hearthstone's meta.
- Has incorporated the Bob-Ombs into his army of Boom Bots but is trying to improve their explosive capabilities. This didn't sit well with the Mario cast and they are worried if he would try to blow up the Mushroom Kingdom.
- Asked to be incorporated in the Main House, claiming that for being the most powerful character in his game he deserved a spot. The gods there just laughed in his face and told him to piss off. He is planning to send his Boom Bots for a "visit" to pay for their insolence.
- Is in no particular way related to Dr. Doom and accused him of stealing his gimmick. Victor is outraged that such thing as this "pathetic copycat" is claiming to be better than him and he will show the little goblin what is the meaning of DOOM.
- Became friends with many other bombers in the pantheon and they are actually very impressed with how destructive his Boom Bots can be. He obviously claims he is better than the others at explosions, but nobody believes him.
- Rumored to be the "Special Effects Technician" behind MythBusters and the movies of Michael Bay.
- Weirdly enough, he befriended Nagisa Momoe for also being a fairly minor character who had a boost in popularity from another source of their respective series. Still, the goblin is a little jealous that the little girl is much more well received than he is in her home fanbase.
- Is impressed that Rayquaza has also broken his home game's meta with his Mega Form and is looking forward to see who is the most broken of the two.
- If there is one thing he fears, it is the thought of getting nerfed. That's why he avoids Vali Lucifer like the plague because of his powers.
- He pities Greninja for his constant downgrades and one of the few gods who don't find the constant nerf jokes funny. Although he is grateful for his opinion, he still thinks that Boom is pretty broken for his standards.
- When he heard the news that fellow goblins, the Techies, received a nasty nerf, he tried to console the best way he knows - blowing up disgraces (Especially that Dog).
- The Lightbringer himself, Lucifer, has approached him with the intention to convince the goblin into joining the GUAC, impressed after hearing of how "balanced" he was in his home game and citing that anyone who manages to weaponize The RNG is welcome in his organization. Without a doubt, Boom immediately accepted Lucifer's offer.
- He despises hunters and dwarves because they remind him of his archnemesis: The Big Game Hunter. Many are worried about what would happen if the dwarf himself wandered the Pantheon to confront Boom, but everyone is preparing for the incoming battle.
- One can imagine someone looking for a replacement, because the spirit of the B.G.H lingers within one known as Kardel Sharpeye AKA Sniper, as he used to quote the B.G.H's favorite phrase "I've got the beast in mah sights." Boom seems to dislike that goddamn sniper for one thing they share and he was considered 'superior' at.
- Unfortunately for him, Sniper managed to land a rather fatal shot on Boom that it threw him into a rather restricted area where he cannot interfere with other realms with his so-called 'balance'. This made Boom go from "dislike" to outright 'hate' on Sniper.
- Around the Year of the Raven, Dr. Boom resurfaced and begun recruiting mortals to work at his laboratory. Some gods have expressed concern over what Boom was planning considering he named the project "Boomsday". Boom has assured them he means no harm but the constant work hazards and accidents don't paint a good image. Truth is, he just wants to take over Azeroth, but he needed some help with figuring out puzzles at his lab.
- Eventually his lab was left in shambles after so many accidents. However, he was sought by the mysterious fortune teller Madame Lazul and then he alongside another few villains formed the League of E.V.I.L. Their first mission? Take over the city of Dalaran.
- "Let's blow this place sky high!"
Xan Kriegor, God of Rubberband Difficulty
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Symbol of the Corrupt◊
- Theme Song: Hyperblast Redux
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: 9-times Tournament Champion, Using Badass Boasts As Taunts, Cyber Cyclops, Final Boss of the first Unreal Tournament, Killer Robot, Led a Robot Uprising, DM-Hyperblast, Leader of the Corrupt
- Domains: Artificial Intelligence, Robots, Combat, Weaponry
- Followers: Most AIs in Racing Games
- Allies: Ultron, The Sentinels
- Rivals: HK-47
- Enemies: Astro Boy, The Terminator
- Odd Friendship: Bender
- Opposed By: The God-Emperor of Mankind
- Conflicting Opinions: JC Denton, Adam Jensen
- Among dynamic AIs, Xan Kriegor stands out as an example. Though he would initially be at the same level as the player, his difficulty level increases as the player gets ahead in the match. Eventually, he'd reach a level of aggression and skill that only the best of players would have a chance against, only becoming more manageable once his opponent loses the lead. And at that point, he'd have an arsenal of weapons while his opponent would just have their basic weapon...
- Within the pantheon, Xan seeks to construct a team out of other robots as a celestial substitute for the Corrupt. So far, he has been successful in getting some Sentinels to join the team. He attempted to recruit HK-47, but was rejected.
- In addition to leading a robot uprising, Xan Kriegor has continuously expressed his beliefs that robots are superior to humans, and will not miss an opportunity to taunt his human enemies about it whenever he gets the upperhand. This made him friends with Ultron and surprisingly enough Bender, but earned him the ire of Astro Boy and the Terminator.
- He is however also opposed by the God-Emperor of Mankind, who feels that Xan reminds him too much of the Men of Iron. Xan Kriegor's condescending attitude toward humans doesn't help.
- While the GUAM was quietly being built, Ultron invited Xan Kriegor to join him in this upcoming alliance. Pleased that there's an alliance that panders to Xan Kriegor's feelings of robot supremacy, he did not hesitate to join the Machine Alliance.
- At one point, Xan Kriegor was invited to join the (now disbanded) Robotic Ravagers. However, Xan declined, stating that for all his superiority over humans, he's not exactly the kind of Killer Robot who goes around killing people for the sake of it. He's more into organized matches. He did join the GUAM though, so no hard feelings.
- Is currently lamenting that there isn't a proper battle stadium. First blooding, double killing, multi-killing, ultra-killing, dominating, headshotting, M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILLING and getting godlike killing sprees on disgraced scum gets boring after the eighteenth time.
- Feels that JC Denton and Adam Jensen are taking some good steps toward being superior over humankind with their augmentations. However, Xan Kriegor feels that they could go so much further that it seems like a wasted opportunity for the two to still be somewhat human.
- Spectated a battle in the Field of the Ancients to see what the fuss was all about, and was immensely surprised to hear that one of the announcers sounded eeriely similar to the most known announcer from his home universe.
- "I am the alpha and the omega."
Meepo the Geomancer
Meepo, God of Playable Character Difficulty (Geomancer, Meepwn, Meeseeks of Dota 2)
- Demigod normally, effectively on the same level as an Intermediate God when there's four or five of him.
- Symbol: Four shovels. note
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Beware the Silly Ones, Difficult, but Awesome, Geostrike, Doppelgänger Attack, Four/Five Man Elite Army, Exponential Potential, Fighting Clown, Honest John's Dealership, Lethal Joke Character, Just Wants Riches, More Than One, Weaponized Teleportation, Looks Like a Rat
- Domains: Clones, Earth, War, Combat
- Allies: Shovel Knight, Deadpool, Voldo, Plastic Man, Toph Bei Fong
- Rivals: The Champions of Runeterra, The Starcraft Deities
- Enemies: Dan Hibiki
- Friendly Enemy: Rubick
- Odd Friendship: Jar Jar Binks
- It was a strange day in the Pantheon when several gods reported seeing the same strange individual in completely different locations at the same time, causing some panic and thinking that they might have gone crazy. Investigations has discovered that this individual was in fact the dire hero Meepo... or shall we say, Meepo, Meepo, Meepo, Meepo and the sometimes late to the party Meepo, who had to split up to visit dire heroes within the Pantheon. Meepo himself complained that his micro skills was stressed that day.
- Thinking it would be funny, Meepo dared some unhandy gods to play ten matches as Meepo himself in a row, promising them riches if they won at least four matches. They failed the challenge because of the difficulty in handling multiple Meepos at once (and as an insult to injury, a few of them broke fingers trying to manage them note ), which caught the attention of the court of the gods. To the surprise of many including Meepo himself, they decided that Meepo would have a throne. Not that Meepo minds it, since he sees it as an opportunity to get stinkingly rich.
- Despite being generally on opposite sides, Meepo is quite friendly with Rubick to the point they've made trades for gems and jewels in the past.
- Contrary to the beliefs of many, Meepo and Teemo are not Friendly Rivals. They might be shitrats, but that is all they have in common. Champions who presumed Meepo to be the Defender counterpart to Teemo was proven wrong when the clones came into play.
- Many people liken Meepo's intense micromanagement to the likes of what Starcraft players when they command either the Zerg, Terrans or Protoss. Many arguments have started over who is the more difficult groups to handle.
- While considered for the title of Lethal Joke Character, Meepo declined the offer. He would rather be known for his difficulty than the possibly of being associated with Joke Character Dan Hibiki. The Saikyo fighter took offense to this and immediately challenged him to a fight. A fight he was forced to run away when he was suddenly surrounded by a dozen Meepos.
- With that said, he oddly loves the company of Voldo who proved to be a capable fighter due to his unpredictable fighting style. He also respects the Italian for staying loyal to his master.
- Likes Shovel Knight's style, and sometimes goes spelunkering with the shovel wielding knight in search for riches and gems. However, Meepo frequently tries to cheat the knight out of some of these gems.
- He was also drawn towards the Boisterous Bruiser attitude of Toph, incidentally the Goddess of Earth. One of his sponsors calling for his ascension, the earthbender always knew of the hero's potential. All she needed was to show what Meepo was capable of to convince others to ascend him.
- Has become quite friendly with Deadpool, since they're both Lethal Joke Characters and comical relief. Although Meepo thinks that there's something familiar about Deadpool's voice.
- Has also befriended Eel O'Brien, also known as Plastic Man. The superhero is notorious for being one of the most powerful in the DC Universe despite having a rather silly personality. Both see the other as hilarious and fun to hang out with.
- Many in the Pantheon maintain a disdain for Jar Jar even when he was Rescued from the Scrappy Heap. Meepo on the other hand just couldn't understand why he was hated in the first place. He was glad the alien was able to receive redemption in recent years.
- "All these fancy knights and scary monsters. Pff! What do they got that I ain't got? Nothing, that's what."
Gnome Chompski, Patron Saint of Hard Achievements (Garden Gnome, Travelling Gnome, Little Rocket Man, Guardin' Gnome)
- Quasideity (Intermediate God if pissed off)
- Symbol: Himself
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Escort Mission, That One Achievement, Doom Magnet, Garden Gnome, Has travelled to space.
- Domains: Gnomes, Inanimate Objects, Hard Achievements
- Allies: Gordon Freeman, Chell, The Green Flu Survivors, David, The Mann's co Mercenaries, All the gods in the House of Plants, The Farmer, Youmu Konpaku, Hong Meiling.
- Rival: The Companion Cube
- Enemies: Lord Jaraxxus, The Weeping Angels, Evil undead and Dinosaur gods.
- Good Luck Charm for: Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Leon Scott Kennedy, Jill Valentine, Frank West, Lee Everett and Clementine, Tallahassee, Saeko Busujima
- A simple garden Gnome just showed up one day and nobody knew who he was, what he wanted or simply why he was here. Later he was recognized as Gnome Chompski and apparently the SCP Foundation tried to do some research but found nothing wrong with him.
- However, Gordon Freeman picked up the Gnome and left him in the House of Gaming. According to some gods, he had to carry the Gnome throughout all his journey back in Half-Life 2: Episode 2 because of an achievement. It was decided that until further notice, he will retain the title of Hard Achievements.
- David the Gnome was surprised to see a fellow gnome in here and invited Chompski to his temple. He stated that Chompski actually talked about his adventures in space where he befriended two strange robotic talking Spheres before crashing on here.
- Rumors said that he once travelled to space. Nobody knows what adventures the gnome have gone into but apparently this would explain how he ended up here in the first place.
- Chompski has been confused for another Garden Gnome who appears to have teleporting powers. It has been stated that this particular Gnome is actually Chompski's Cousin and he may be the one responsible for getting him out of space. There is a reason they are called the Travelling Gnomes.
- Because he is a garden Gnome, Chompski is commonly found hanging around in the Subhouse of Plants every now and then. The gods living there say he is pretty good watcher and is actually one of the few gods who can freely explore the entire house without being attacked by the Tree defenders. However, many do wonder how he even manages to explore that house in the first place.
- He has also be found hanging around with the likes of The farmer, Hong Meiling and Youmu Konpaku. They enjoy his presence when he stands in their respective gardens and have nicknamed him "Guardin' Gnome", since the number of accidents in their gardens have decreased since Chompski's arrival.
- One particular day, Gnome Chompski found himself in the Doorsteps of the Temple of Lord Jaraxxus. The demon wasn't particularly happy that, in his view, defying his authority and inmediately confronted him:Chompski: "..."
- Later reports stated that the entire House of Gaming was found in Ruins Hours ago but the Garden Gnome latter appeared to be Unharmed. Annoyed, Jaraxxus went to the House of Demons to calm himself a little. Rumor say that the Trollkaiger is actually behind all this commotion.
- Some gods actually found a really good job for the little garden Gnome. Because by any normal means he can't move, he was actually put in front of the Weeping Angels to see what happenned. The gnome has been proven as the perfect counter for the Statues should they get out of control, which didn't sit well with them.
- SCP foundation has deemed him as a really dangerous god to be around, as anyone who does get close to him will expirience all sort of Misfortune. A group of survivors had actually picked him once in a Carnival, and almost ended on the brink of death because of the Gnome's Mysterious curse.
- To test this, they carefully placed him in a place to see how dangerous he can be. Minutes later, the place had been turned into a Nuclear Wasteland and it was filled with zombies. Nobody knows where was Chompski placed, but for now, the Court of Gods recommended to "ignore what has happened with the Gnome and continue with your activities".
- Many Zombie apocalypse's survivors had grown fond of the Garden Gnome and consider him some sort of Lucky Charm compared to what happenned back in Suetopia.
- However, they try not to follow the advice he gives, because usually they aren't very useful◊
- While he is pretty docile and harmless, if you do happenn to piss him off, be prepared to face his wrath. There was one time where he single-handedly ended a Zombie and dinosaur invasion, so be careful.
- Crazy Dave has claimed that Chompski is actually the herald of a race of gnomes from beyond time itself. And that he owns a bookstore in Suburbia. Chompski, for his part, has not commented.
- For the record, he is in no way related to Noam Chomsky.