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This Hall is home to the gods who specialize in blunt weapons, and it certainly shows; this house is full dents and small craters. Also small tremors can be felt from the outside due to the intensity of their training.


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Greater Gods

    Sun Wukong 
Sun Wukong, God of the Telescoping Staff (The Monkey King, The Handsome Monkey King, Protector of The Horse, Stone Monkey, Equaling Heaven Great Sage/Qitian Dasheng/Seiten Taisei, Spirit Bright Stone Monkey, Son Gokū, Monkey)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His Staff, Ruyi Jingu Bang, also known as the Compliant Pole, or to some, "Monkey King Bar"
  • Theme Song: Monkey Bee
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good at best, Chaotic Neutral at worst.
  • Portfolio: Carry a Big Stick, Inspiring hundreds of characters based on him, Mastering 72 Transformations, being a man of many tricks, possessing massive strength and speed, seeking a way to live forever
  • Domains: Journeys, Fighting, Monkeys.
  • High Priest: Monkie Kid
  • Followers: Two others named Wukong, another Monkey King, Infernape, Ozo
  • Allies: King Kong, Son Goku, Bardock, Donkey Kong, Ahri, Zidane Tribal, Houyi, Winston, Ryuji Sakamoto, Blake Belladonna, Team Dai-Gurren
  • Friendly Rivalry: Hercules
  • Enemies: Frieza (for being racist towards primates), Zeus (for looking down on him constantly)
  • Odd Friendship: Most of the Equestrian deities.
  • His first day in the Pantheon consisted of him stealing the Aegis Shield from Zeus just for fun. The fight that ensued set much of the House of Beasts on fire, but it still proved to be a rather even fight between the two gods. Once the other gods managed to break to two warriors apart and return the shield to the Olympian King, they wondered how he was able to do it. His strange response was as follows: "Not the first time I have battled the old man. And if you thought that was impressive, you should see my fights against Guan Yu!"
  • There are theories amongst the gods that Sun Wukong may have been the original creator of the Saiyans. Though there is little proof to support this claim, he does seem to get along well with Son Goku and a bit with Vegeta.
    • However, it's started to show that Wukong has had an epiphany with his name; it's been "stolen" by Goku via the same characters in a different reading. Because of this, Wukong's been getting annoyed by Dragon Ball fans having massive reactions when they're exposed to the Japanese script/dub of Warriors Orochi for the first time and hearing his name in on'yomi. Despite the fact that he's annoyed at people always using "Son Gokū" to say "Sun Wukong" without even knowing it, Goku's willing to patch things up with the Monkey King, but is taking some time on the matter to make it count.
    • Some other gods are a bit worried when they also realize the Ox King from the Saiyan's universe ALSO has a ripoff name, from the Monkey King's sworn brother. Time will tell if the Handsome Monkey King will either give up or rage like there's no tomorrow.
    • He seemed to have found his answer when he discovered the existence of a separate timeline in which Goku's Super Saiyan powers were combined with the Saiyan's Great Ape form to create a brand new humanoid form with monkey fur and a slightly more apish face. This caused him to realize that Goku was truly an offshoot of him and not merely a name thief, to which he set out to study the process to unlocking this form, then teach it to Goku, who proceeded to get it done (with help from Bulma in producing the necessary conditions). Soon, Goku was drawn into a friendly challenge with Android 17, who'd also just achieved an ultimate upgrade originated from the same timeline; during this, Goku called himself the Ultimate Saiyan, which Wukong found more fitting and pleasing than the Super Saiyan 4 name the other timeline's Goku used, and ended up fighting Super Android 17 to a draw. Then Beerus, Whis, and the idea of godly Ki influencing Super Saiyan transformations came along and eclipsed Ultimate Saiyan. Wukong was briefly annoyed with Goku again, but then started thinking on how to combine godly Ki with the Ultimate Saiyan transformation.
      • Some other gods wonder....will there finally be a composite version/portrayal of Sun Wukong/Son Gokū that combines the best of both worlds?
  • Asura claims that Sun Wukong ripped him off -- that is, imitated him -- at one point. His happy/suicidal response: "You say it like it's a bad thing!"
  • Sun Wukong is also occasionally seen in the Fields of Justice fighting with or against the likes of Garen, Darius, or his Runeterran counterpart, also named Wukong. Of course, Summoners always mistake him for a copy of the Runeterran Monkey King rather than the original one.
  • Can summon a cloud to fly around the pantheon via his iconic Somersault Cloud technique to travel up to 108,000 li per hour or in a single bound, make clones of himself by pulling out a bunch of his hair and blowing on them (each hair turns into a clone), and has 72 Earthly Forms, allowing him to transform into seventy-two different creatures. He also has several different appearances and voices for himself (such as the one dreamed up by a certain Jamie Hewlett).
    • Has noticed that one version of him, via an alternate series of events, got himself sealed away by a corrupt deity due to him giving up his staff without realizing how much he relied on it. Soon, Wukong himself had taken his Runeterran counterpart's studies in the Wuju-style into consideration in order to better his hand-to-hand much more outside of relying on his magic tricks, just in case he needs to engage in combat where his old tricks used in his journey West won't work out for whatever reason.
      • As aforementioned with a possible combination of both the original Monkey King and Saiyan, Wukong with his training may be able to one day gain more access to his inner qi/ki/chi in order to fire a Kamehame Hadoken much like his other Saiyan counterpart...
  • Was rather disappointed that Sanzang wasn't in the pantheon; although he has gotten over it by now, he still wonders if he could somehow ascend his former master, not to mention his other fellow pilgrims...
    • Actually, he nearly got Sanzang into the Pantheon. But when the proposed title was in fact "Too Dumb to Live", an enraged Wukong, with a wild look in his eye, beat the suggester senseless. "Mock MY master, will you!?" As a result, the suggestion was pulled back.
      • What's more, with some portrayals like his Oriental Legend 2-portrayal taking the cake in some forms of badassery, and a few of his adaptations showing he's not as swayed as one thinks; Sanzang might make his way up there.
  • For some time after being elected to fight amongst the deities in the Battlefield of the Gods, Wukong suddenly went missing and his position was manned by the Howler Monkey God, Hun Batz. Apparently he was embarrassed that his prowess wasn't showing how much of a total badass he is. With a little help from Goku, Wukong was able to re-implement his badassery and returned, and rather than kicking Hun Batz from the position, he fought alongside or against him at times. He remarks that Hun Batz was an odd fellow and had facepalmed at the fact that the participants mistook him as the Wukong.
  • Not terribly fond, to say the least, of the robot that Doctor Wily built in his image, by dint of the fact that Buster Rod G is a bumbling idiot. Another type of robot from a similar universe, however, apparently reminds Wukong himself that he was likely inspired by the Hindu deity Hanuman, though he feels thankful that at least he and Hanuman don't actually share the same name.
  • A good way to make him mad is to remind him of his former position as Protector of the Horse. However, this made things complicated when Sun Wukong met the Equestrian deities. Back during his journey, his former position was recognized by the various mortal horses, who looked upon him with reverence. Similar reactions occurred as many of Equestria's ascended denizens — and soon, other equine deities — felt at ease and in awe of him. The ponies and horses are among the only individuals who can call him Protector of the Horse without making him mad, since they're literally calling him a great protector. Sun's views are not known, though he has spoken highly of Princess Celestia, having compared her to Guanyin.
    • Koku-Oh and Bela seem to be rather calm and happy in his presence by this proxy. However, as evidenced in the world of Orochi, people say with some positive light that his horse-based moveset is quite a solid one. Thus, people will fear the day that Wukong gets himself a possibly very badass horse.
  • Upon the recommendation of Mei-Ling Zhou, Wukong became acquainted with Winston and was impressed by how he made his electric shock gun into a semi-replica of Ruyi Jingu-Bang. "I wish my staff could shoot out lightning, too."
  • Has befriended Blake Belladonna because back in her world, she got along with another monkey man called Sun Wukong, who even had the same personality and weapon as the Monkey King.


Intermediate Gods

Ferrothorn, God of Spiky Balls (The Thorn Pod Pokémon, Nutrey)
  • Intermediate God. Greater God when Dynamaxed.
  • Symbol: A pair of conkers with spikes
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Ability: Iron Barbs
  • Gender: Male
  • Moveset: Iron Defense, Power Whip, Iron Head, Gyro Ball
    • Z-Move: Corkscrew Cash
  • Portfolio: Spike Balls of Doom, Ceiling Cling, Inorganic/Organic Typing, Extremely Slow Yet Offensive and Defensive, Extra-ore-dinary, Green Thumb, Power Whip, Painful Spikes, The Spiny, No Mouth
  • Domains: Spikes, Chestnuts, Metal, Offense and Defense
  • High Priest: Gordo
  • Followers: Drill Sye and Cera Terror, Pike Balls
  • Allies: Ash Ketchum, N, Simon Belmont, Hawkgirl, All deities from the House of Plants, Link, Mega Man, Tenten, Officer Jenny
  • Enemies: Akainu, Exdeath
  • Opposes: Fire-type Pokémon including Heatran, deities from the House of Fire and Heat or deities with ranged fire attacks, Salazzle, Vaal Hazak, Fighting-type Pokémon or deities from the House of Combat or Power, Shogun and Rustrazor Ceanataurs
  • Opposed by: All Water, Ice, Rock, Electric and Fairy Pokémon deities (especially Diancie and Carbink), almost any deity in the House of Metal and Minerals
  • Ferrothorn is the evolved form of Ferroseed, a Pokémon native to Chargestone Cave that live by leeching off minerals in the cave. These Pokémon are covered in metal armor reinforced with spikes. They are pretty much the living definition of living spike balls, as their Iron Barbs ability hurt any opponent who inflicts physical attacks on them, making it harder for even Fighting-type Pokémon to touch them. They can also cling to ceilings, have tentacles acting as chains, and can spin via Gyro Ball.
  • Ferrothorn has the distinction of being a single Pokémon become the partner to two different gods who share the same title. Laiktu and Spiny take Ferrothorn in since the Pokémon acts like living spikeball of doom, one that can spin and cling to ceilings. Despite this, It's Nothing Personal, Ferrothorn just obeys the orders of his Trainer.
  • Because of the spikes around Ferrothorn, it becomes almost impossible to touch him since the spikes will simply inflict harm onto whoever touches him. Because of this, people have to keep their distance, and exercise caution when feeding Ferrothorn.
  • Ferrothorn usually hangs out in the House of Metal and Minerals, feeding on the metallic ore found in the mines to sustain their metallic skin. However, the deities living there aren't exactly fond of Ferrothorn. Gajeel and Steel are worried Ferrothorn might try to eat their metal, Diancie and Carbink are at their most vulnerable against Steel-type attacks, Magneto can magnetize the metal around Ferrothorn, and Sandy, Gaara, and Passoland are deities that utilize sand, which doesn't fare well against Ferrothorn's Grass-type attacks.
  • Ferrothorn's greatest weakness is fire attacks due to his double-typing weakness, so Ferrothorn avoids the House of Fire and Heat. Anyone with ranged fire attacks such as Zuko, Ben Tennyson as Heatblast or Swampfire, Ragnaros, Deathwing, and Nefarian are also feared by Ferrothorn. The House of Combat have a more difficult time taking them on, since melee attacks will force them to touch the spikes and hurt themselves. But as Lucario and Son Goku demonstrated, Aura and Ki based attacks can allow them to bypass it, so Ferrothorn has to be on the lookout for those types of attacks.
    • Normally, Poison-type Pokémon fear Ferrothorn, since its Steel-typing makes him immune to Poison-type attacks despite being a Grass-type. One exception however is Salazzle, who can actually bypass his immunity to being poisoned, which combined with her Fire-type attacks can actually knock him out of the fight far more quickly. Ferrothorn is currently training to find a way to beat Salazzle before she gets the chance to use her advantage over him.
    • Ferrothorn is terrified of Vaal Hazak, since its signature status effect, Effluvium, is different from poison and causes Maximum HP Reduction. While it usually stays in the Rotten Vale, the Blackveil Vaal Hazak has been known to wander outside its intended biome, bringing destruction in its path, so Ferrothorn tries to avoid it whenever possible.
  • One particular Officer Jenny is shown to own a Ferrothorn of her own, so she gets along with the Pokémon well. Ferrothorn will sometimes join forces with Officer Jenny to round up criminals or dangerous threats.
  • Link is known to use different tools or weapons for the right situation, so he can count on Ferrothorn in battle against multiple enemies. These enemies in turn fear Ferrothorn due to the spikes around it delivering pain whenever they make physical contact.
  • Ferrothorn is shown to fear the Shogun Ceanataur and its deviant, Rustrazor Ceanataur. The former's claws are sharp enough to cut through bedrock, while the latter can even cut through armor, making his metallic armor useless. If Ferrothorn is ever forced to get into a fight with these creatures, he has to learn some evasiveness.

Lesser Gods

    Amy Rose 
Amy Rose, Goddess of Hyperspace Mallets (Rosy the Rascal, Princess Sally, Pinky, Girly)
Classic Design 
Sonic Boom design 
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her Piko Piko Hammer surrounded by Hearts
  • Theme Songs: "My Sweet Passion", Follow Me (shared with Cream and Big), Back to Soul
  • Alignment: An unusually violent brand of Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Clingy Jealous Girls, Drop the Hammer, Took a Level in Badass, Badass Normal, Stalker with a Crush (recent adventures toned it down since then), Cool Big Sis, A Fangirl of Sonic Who Becomes One of His Closest Allies, Canon Immigrant, Pink Means Feminine, Girly Girl with a Tomboy Streak
  • Domains: Good, Love, Protection, Hammers, Pink
  • Allies:
  • Rival: Babylon Rogues, Ramona Flowers, King Dedede
  • Enemies:
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Arthur Pendragon
  • Possibly the biggest fangirl of Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose is a 12-year old girl who uses her Piko Piko Hammer to fight her enemies. When she was 8 years old, she followed her idol to Little Planet for a chance to meet him, only to get kidnapped by Metal Sonic. Ever since she was saved by Sonic, she started following him everywhere wherever he goes. She eventually gained new friends in her adventures, created her own team, Team Rose, and despite Sonic being irritated by her crush on him, she's now one of his most valuable allies he ever had as she's even willing to choose Sonic over the world around her. As such, she was reassigned with this trope because it is not known how she could pull out her hammer out of nowhere and is able to wield it despite her weak strength with such enormous feat.
  • Her crush on Sonic has toned down over the years thanks to Sega. She fully regrets the Stalker with a Crush personality she got from one of the adaptations. Although her crush on him isn't gone, Sonic is glad that she did and that he could have normal conversations with her again.
    • She doesn't want people to mention she is a creepy stalker a long time ago as she realized her mistake and toned it down a bit. She's now enemies with GUAC Yandere Squad because of it.
  • Known for managing to be a Morality Pet to at least three different characters in her world (Gamma, Shadow, and Silver). In one case, she stopped an omnicidal rampage from Shadow with pure simple-minded charisma and a Rousseau Was Right (a core part of her outlook on life) speech.
    • She was surprised to see that Gamma ascended after tagging along with Team Sonic and take him away after trashing Beta and humiliate Eggman in the process.
  • She considers King Dedede a rival thanks to the fact they both have mallets as a weapon. It doesn't help that King Dedede can be selfish and greedy, although they are now on friendlier terms since he may possibly now be on the side of good over the years, but she still regards him as a rival she wouldn't take nicely.
  • Considering the dangers of the world, she tries her best to teach kids self-defense. But do not try to harm them in front of her.
  • Also don't try to hurt Sonic in her presence. The lucky ones get a Death Glare scary enough to make powerful psychics run (as Silver found out from experience).
  • At the behest of her newfound superior Philemon, she has been recruiting for the Pantheonic Rebellion, being very effective at recruiting the anti-villainous members by reminding them of their inner goodness. Of course, her first two recruits were Sonic and Shadow. She herself is fighting in the defensive front.
  • Has sometimes been seen palling around with Silver the Hedgehog after the latter's ascension. They've only recently met, due to the reset on their first journey together, but seem to get along well anyway.
  • She is sick of people telling her that she and Ruby Rose are related just because they have the same last name. They do manage to get along though.
  • Is excited for her upcoming DEATH BATTLE! with Ramona Flowers, hoping to further impress Sonic. Scott Pilgrim, her opponent's boyfriend is naturally rooting for Ramona. She had to apologize to Scott after claiming victory, which she's proud of, due to how brutal it was.
    • Now that Ramona Flowers has ascended into the Pantheon herself, she is itching for another rematch, preferably one without arcade cabinets littered around for Ramona to be crushed under.
  • Chihaya is shocked to learn when she found out that Amy knows how to use tarot cards. Ever since then, they started hanging out and have a friendly rivalry over predicting the fates of Chihaya's clients.
  • She gets along with Kaoru thanks to the fact they both have giant mallets and it helps that Amy likes to get her hands dirty if necessary.
  • She's very glad to see Peach and Daisy again in the Pantheon and hangs around with them ever since.
  • There was one time where she was brawling with Pinkie Pie because they're arguing over who won the race, Sonic and Rainbow Dash which escalated to them summoning their clones. At the end of it, they managed to reconcile as they feel bad about the whole thing.
  • Was approached by Artoria Pendragon after hearing her disbelief of Sonic's Arthurian adventures. Amy seems to respect her a lot because of her great swordsmanship skills and feels pity for the events that played out in her world. Artoria's approachment also causes her to believe in Sonic's story and apologized to him.
    • In the case of Arthur Pendragon.....not so much. Despite the fact she understood his reasons, she is not okay with him because of his wariness of Sonic, even though she tried to reason out that Sonic just killed an evil version of himself. This doesn't stop him from having his fears towards Sonic from fading away though, which also caused some tension between the two.

    Farfetch'd and Sirfetch'd 
Farfetch'd and Sirfetch'd, Co-Gods of Edible Bludgeons (The Wild Duck Pokemon (both), Kamonegi (Farfetch'd), Negigaknight (Sirfetch'd))
Normal Farfetch'd (left) and Sirfetch'd (right)
  • Lesser God (Farfetch'd) and Intermediate God (Sirfetch'd). Greater Gods when Dynamaxed.
  • Symbol: The leeks they use
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Farfetch'd) and Lawful Good (Sirfetch'd)
  • Ability: Inner Focus (Farfetch'd), Steadfast (Sirfetch'd)
  • Gender: Male (both of them)
  • Moveset:
    • Both: Swords Dance
    • Farfetch'd: Brave Bird, Slash, Agility
    • Sirfetch'd: Meteor Assault, Leaf Blade, Iron Defense
    • Z-Move (Farfetch'd only): Supersonic Strike (Galar has no Z Crystals)
  • Portfolio(both): Big Ol' Unibrow, Use Leeks For Combat, Often Focuses On Criticial Hits, Boring, but Practical, Feather Fingers, Able To Weaponize Produce, Punctuation Shaker
  • Domains: Leeks, Ducks, Food (both), Rarity, Flight (Farfetch'd), Knights, Combat, Blades (Sirfetch'd)
  • Allies: Ash Ketchum, Popeye, Siegfried Schtauffen, Cloud Strife, Imu
  • Enemies: Team Rainbow Rocket, Hunter J, Cruella DeVil, Mr Burns, Hexxus, Lord Shen, Gluttony the Voracious
  • Opposes: The Mafia of Cooks and other lethal chefs
  • First found in Kanto, Farfetch'd is a Pokemon endangered due to overhunting. It wields a sprig of green onions, that it uses much like a sword. Normally a weak Pokemon, Farfetch'd in Galar have becoming Fighting type over Normal/Flying and wield a much larger and thicker leek. Should they score three critical hits in battle, they evolve into Sirfetch'd. This is a noble knight who's leek is sword and food, and once it wilters away they will retire.
  • Applies to both of them:
    • The Farfetch'd to ascend is the regular variant, so it cannot evolve into Sirfetch'd. Sirfetch'd has really taken on a noble knight persona, so he wished his Kantonian cousin to be trained as a squire. To make sure they'd be close together, they sought two heroic, sword-wielding deities under the same network. It went down to Finn the Human and Samurai Jack.
    • Their abilities aren't hard to get, but compliment each other. Inner Focus prevents flinching, Steadfast boosts speed if flinched. And yes, both are aware it's ironic the weaker Farfetch'd has the type advantage against Sirfetch'd. They share enemies, though most get the more of Farfetch'd contempt over Sirfetch'd.
    • The two always make sure to bring onions of different kinds to the House of Food; they only need certain leeks and food for their combat, they can just give what doesn't fit to cook. Popeye enjoys the healthy food they get and it goes down well with his spinach. Naturally, they don't like bad chefs who spoil it.
    • Both have a natural fondness for their blades, which they treat like swords. They're more blunt weapons since leeks aren't exactly sharp, but as seen with moves they can learn they can still often act like swords. They tend to hang out with knights, and also hang out with Imu for her massive staff.
  • Applies to Farfetch'd:
    • A rare Pokemon, and thus a target for greedy jerks who want to use its rarity. Cruella DeVil wishes to sell Farfetch'd for his meat, and Mr Burns wants to stuff Farfetch'd as a trophy of sorts. As the embodiment of pollution, Hexxus is threatening for an endangered creature like the Wild Duck Pokemon.
    • Elmer Fudd simply wants to hunt it, though being Elmer Fudd he isn't too much of a concern. Farfetch'd will ally with fellow duck Daffy Duck, though thinks he's a jerk. Gluttony is a lot more serious threat, who simply wants to eat him.
    • To try and undo his status as endangered, Farfetch'd wants to help improve the ecosystem. This led him to seek the likes of San, Smokey Bear and the Lorax. He liked how Eliza Thornberry cares for animals and can talk with them. Lisa is fond of Farfetch'd as well, and given she's eight is generally fond of Pokemon.
  • Applies to Sirfetch'd:
    • Part of his inspiration was the "Lancelot Leek". While on good terms with any heroic knight, he has a closer relationship with Lancelot himself because of that connected. Sirfetch'd seems to be a bit fond of Hatsune Miku as well, due to her leek-related song.
    • Sirfetch'd has paired up with Sgt Byrd, since he's a fellow heroic bird. The two do duty as knight and agent, though Sirfetch'd doesn't quite get why he can't fly but a penguin like Sgt Byrd can. Sirfetch'd later mistook Perry for a duck, but was told that he's a platypus and they're mammals, not birds. But they're both heroic animals so they get along.
    • As a knight, Sirfetch'd feels obliged to take down the more serious threats to him and his Farfetch'd squire. Namely Team Rainbow Rocket and Pokemon Hunter J. He considers Lord Shen a great evil to defeat, due to being a malevolent bird guilty of genocide.

    Gintoki Sakata 
Gintoki Sakata, God of Wooden Katanas (Shiroyasha, White Demon, White Yaksha, Paako, Gin-chan, Kintoki, Ginko, Vagin--*THWACK*)
  • Lesser God, Intermediate God as White Demon
  • Symbol: His wooden sword the Lake Touya
  • Alignment: Neutral Good as he is a freelancer
  • Portfolio: Samurais, Master Swordsman, Sweet Tooth, natural perm which he detests, The Alcoholic, Brilliant, but Lazy, Made of Iron, I'll often break the fourth wall.
  • Domains: Samurai, Swords, Food (big fan of sweets), Heroism
  • High Priest: Wooden Sword Ryu
  • Heralds: Kagura, Shinpachi Shimura, Sadaharu, Katsura
  • Allies: Every Shonen Jump hero
  • Rivals: Joseph Joestar, Ichigo Kurosaki, Yusuke "Bossun" Fujisaki, Deadpool
  • Gintoki once fought in the Joui War alongside Katsura, Sakamoto, and Takasugi against the Amanto who invaded Edo. After the war with its loss, Gintoki retires and does freelancing jobs as Yorozuya or Odd Jobs Gin before hiring Shinpachi and Kagura into the group when it comes to helping others and pay money for his rent. Actually, I don't pay because I rarely get paid from those jobs.
  • He is a big Shonen Jump fan who often fights with Zenzou over it.
  • He was once walking in the Pantheon proper when he heard Akainu's voice. He called him a Madao before realized that it was the wrong guy and his ass was covered in molten rock. Oh come on, they're both voiced by Tachiki-san.
  • He once bumped into Kaworu Nagisa and called him Zura, he realized it wasn't and was relieved. No, I did that on purpose.
  • He loves his parfaits so much he attacked two Amanto who caused Shinpachi to knock into his parfait which led to hiring him.
  • My wooden sword Lake Toya is said to smash meteorites due to being made from a very rare diamond tree. I buy the weapons on the infomercials as replacements just in case. You can't go unprepared.
  • He dreams about having Bankai and once engaged Ichigo in a shoutfest. I can even transform into Final Getsuga Tenshou too
  • Somehow during a large fighting Tournament he encountered Joseph Joestar and fell for Joseph's "Your Next Line is" Trick though later Gintoki was later able to do that himself much to Joseph's surprise. Though maybe it's due to the fact that he sounds so much like Joseph he is able to pull it off. I don't think it's that.
  • I'm wondering if there's some unspoken rule that only Deadpool can break the fourth wall and not me. I may not be the god but has Deadpool ever had a popularity poll arc, that wound up getting the author, Sorachi-San— I mean, Stan Lee or Joe Kelly, attacked?! I don't think—
    There's a tape recorder put nearby by Deadpool and sends this playing...
    • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *kick the tape recorder to the wall, breaking it and wheezing a bit* *cough* I was asleep when this Last Note Nightmare showed up! God damn it, must've been that red freak, huh!?
    • ... What do you mean I'm referred to as 'Japanese Deadpool'!? Shouldn't he be called 'American Gintoki' instead!?
  • Y'know, I'd make a pretty hot girl with a nice pair of racks too. By the way, just don't call me Ginko on that. Call me Vagin—*THWACK*

Imu, Goddess of Melee Staves (The Fulminating Fleet-Footed Fox-Faced Fangirl, Imie, Imu the Pro Boxer note , RyuiBang)
  • Lesser Goddess (Intermediate Goddess when activating Root of Calamity)
  • Symbol: Her shaolin staff "Ruyi Bang", held by a fox
  • Theme Music: My Everything, Dearest Person to Me, I Want My Desires To Be Known
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil (not really)
  • Weapon of Choice: Ruyi Bang
  • Portfolio: Shaolin Staff, Former Retired Badass Shinobi, Deadpan Snarker, Shock and Awe, Fragile Speedster, Forehead of Doom, Protecting Her Sister and Her Childhood Friend, Awakening to Her Powers Too Late
  • Domains: Shinobi, Foxes, Staves, Electricity, Powers
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Hikage (One True Rival), Donatello, Billy Kane
  • Former Enemies: Hanzou Academy, Crimson Squad and Gessen Academy
  • REALLY Conflicted on: Homura Akemi
  • Imu, one of elite students of Hebijo Academy and from a family of evil shinobi. Her weapon is the shaolin staff "Ryui Bang",which she wields with deadly speed and strikes. Interestingly, she can manipulate its length and thickness, was it as small as a riding crop or as large as a pillar. It can apparently conduct electricity. Take that, physics!
    • After hearing this, Sun Wukong himself came to her and asked why did she name her staff after his own. Imu replied that she is simply paying homage to him, like many others have in the past. He sees it as good enough of an excuse.
    • She is essentially the melee counterpart of Rom and Ram.
  • Even though she is classified as Lawful Evil, it is bit more complicated than that. She is simply following her family's steps on the path of evil shinobi. Not only that, but she is less devoted to the Hebijo Academy as much as she is devoted to Miyabi. Where she is far from being pleasant, as long as you don't diss her, Hebijo, Miaybi or Murasaki, she won't pay much attention to you.
    • Where pressing one of her buttons is bad, not to try to press all of them, especially if you want to throw her into despair. Even though she has lamented over the fact that her sister was the one to inherit Root of Calamity instead of her, she actually has that cursed power inside her. Its just that it requires a strong emotional reaction to activate, like seeing her sister take a bullet for her, getting beat up by the culprit and seeing them go after Miyabi next. Cue Roaring Rampage of Revenge.
  • Do not bring up boxer shorts around her. She refuses to go into details, but that is one of her personal buttons not to press.
  • She ended up befriending Litchi due of their similar fighting styles. Litchi even said that she sounds like Taokaka if she was, well, brighter. Imu seems to be bit determent to teach Tao some stuff. She ended up also befriending Raspberyl out of similar reasons.
    • However, after hearing about Homura, she went completely silent. She neither agreed nor disagreed with her actions. She simply stayed silent, not knowing how far she could go for the sake of Miyabi.
  • Is trying to take some lessons from Yu to learn how to be a better big sister to Murasaki.

    Lucia Morgan 
Lucia Morgan, Goddess of Police Batons (Officer Morgan, Metro City Cop)
Lucia, during the Skull Cross Gang Incident 
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her MPD Police Cap and Baton
  • Theme Song: Lucia's Patrol Log
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Adaptation Personality Change, Amazonian Beauty, Bare Your Midriff, Brilliant, but Lazy, Fair Cop, Kick Chick, Lethal Chef, Nuyorican, Playing with Fire
  • Domains: Policewomen, Metro City, Vigilante Justice
  • Allies:
  • Opposes/Opposed By: Hotaru
  • Enemies:
  • On Neutral Terms With: Sodom, Abigail, Poison, Rolento Schugerg (ex-Mad Gear members), Yoshimitsu
  • Shipper on Deck: Menat (regarding Lucia and Cody)
  • Headbutting Heroes with: Kim Kaphwan
  • The first thing that came into Lucia Morgan's mind as the former Mayor and his successor, and their Bushinryu buddy approached her was 'Crap. I'm in trouble again, aren't I?' The second line of thought was that the Mad Gear had resurfaced and they needed the muscle to clean up the streets. Nope, it was neither. The trio were there to notify and congratulate Lucia on her transfer/ascension to the Pantheon. And once again, Lucia's cup of instant ramen overcooked as she was too busy celebrating.
  • An officer within the Special Crimes Unit of the Metro City Police Department, Officer Lucia Morgan rose to prominence in the final years of Mike Haggar's term as Mayor, bringing down the Skull Cross gang alongside Haggar, Guy, and Dean, whose family was slain by said gang and was seeking revenge. Once the Skull Cross was dismantled, Lucia returned to work with the MPD. Her dedication is what made Mayors Haggar and Travers endorse her for ascension.
  • To anyone who formerly or currently wore the badge with honor and integrity, Lucia has nothing but respect for you. If you're a crooked cop, then congratulations, you're on her shit list. Lucia especially has it in for Kabal, as he sold out his police unit to the Black Dragon. Geese Howard is number two, as he was the police commissioner before turning to organized crime full time. And after hearing about Brian Irons from the Redfield siblings and Jill Valentine, does Lucia have something bad planned for him...
    • Out of all of the deified officers, Chun-Li is held in the highest regard in Lucia's eyes. Chun-Li appreciates the praise and has accepted Lucia's offer of giving her some pointers in both Kenpo and as a cop.
    • Worked alongside Jake and Amy Perata on a joint investigation regarding a dead Brooklyn councilman found in a Metro City brothel. Both Lucia and Jake are professionals, yet are known to slack off from time to time, as Amy noticed. Despite this, the case was quickly solved due to the councilman not only revealed to have died from a Viagra-induced heart attack during sex, ("He came and went at the same time," Jake had quipped) both Jake and Amy received recommendations from Mayor Travers for closing the case in record time. The three continue to remain good friends to this day and keep in touch.
  • Knowing full well that she is a bad cook, Lucia was seen in the House of Food, attending the various cooking classes hosted there, not to mention sampling some of the various dishes there. It's here that she met Naruto Uzumaki, who introduced her to a ramen shop in the House of Food, which was infinitely times better than the cup o' ramen she usually cooks.
  • Despite seeing that they've reformed, Lucia keeps a close eye on the former members of the Mad Gear at Haggar's request. So far, the former members are keeping their noses clean. Rolento, as expected, is planning his dream utopia.
    • Lucia is conflicted regarding Yoshimitsu. On the one hand, the Manji Party has portrayed itself as a clan of Robin Hood-esque thieves, but on the other, they're thieves. Edmond Honda vouched for Yoshimitsu, saying that the Manji boss is one of the good ones. Wisely, Lucia doesn't press the issue.
  • Rose's protegee, Menat, has given a prophecy regarding Lucia: "I can see into your future.. There's a meeting...with an old friend... And" Could this mean that Lucia might hook up with Cody down the line?
  • Hotaru, the deified Seidan Guardsman, does not like Lucia very much in regards to Cody's criminal past. Never mind that Haggar had cleared him of his crimes and Cody is now Mayor of Metro City, to Hotaru, Cody Travers is and always will be a criminal.
    • Kim Kaphwan is on the fence. Fully aware of her boss's criminal past, Kim is willing to work with Cody solely because Haggar and Lucia vouched for him, and Haggar had successfully reformed his daughter's ex-boyfriend.
  • "Do the crime, you do the time."

Scharlachrot, Goddess of Chain Combat (The Chain-Wielding Crimson Valkyrie, Red, Schar, Scharly, Sharlie, Scharharlot)
  • Lesser Goddess (Intermediate Goddess in "Boss Mode")
  • Symbol: Her Arcana, Baldur, chained to the ground
  • Theme Song: Crimson Valkyrja
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (was Chaotic Evil due of brainwashing, tries to be Chaotic Good)
  • Portfolio: Chain Combat, Ax-Crazy, Psychotic Smirk, Norse Mythology and Nazi Naming, Stripperiffic, Badass Cape, Fiery Redhead, Clingy Jealous Girl, Brainwashed and Crazy, Child Soldier, Artificial Arcana Maiden, Heel–Face Turn
  • Domains: Chains, Madness, Love, Brainwashing (Formerly)
  • Allies: Sophie, Eko, Petra Johanna Lagerkvist, Clarice di Lanza, Zenia Valov, Elsa la Conti, Heart Aino, Painwheel, Fenrir, Bladewolf, Ooi
  • Enemies: Yuuki Terumi
  • Rivals: Murasame, Birdie (to them, at least)
  • Ascended as the "Chaotic" counterpart to Andromeda Shun, due of her putting the "Pain" in Chain Pain. As soon as she ascended, she tried to see if Weiß had ascended. All she found was Weiss Schee, which really frustrated her.
  • Some people has said that she reminds them of more openly maniac Hazama. After hearing about this, Terumi decided to pay her a visit out of interest. At first he tried to keep a friendly façade to not alarm her, but something deep within herself alarmed that she shouldn't trust Terumi. More specifically that he might try to use her against her will. As soon as she caught to Terumi's intentions, he dropped the act, but decided that he really has no time for her and just left. After learning more about Terumi, Scharlachrot has made sure that if they meet again, that will be the last time.
    • The reason why she is alarmed by Terumi's presence is because he actually did end up brainwashing her when she originally ascended. Mainly to act as a new puppet for him, and to allow him easier access to the Divine Celestial Weapon Ragnarok. She only recovered thanks to actions to Zenia, Clarice and Elsa, and after that everyone promised to not bring the events back up for her own safety.
  • Don't do anything to Sophie (Weiss). Do not try to get between them. Do not try to stop her if Sophie is in danger. Scharlachrot walks on the thin line between Clingy Jealous Girl and Yandere and she will end your life if you try to take Sophie away from her. She also doesn't approve of you doing anything bad to Eko.
    • However, the reason for this is rather tragic. She was taken by the Drexler Institute and turned into a Valkyrie, a woman implanted with Celestial Energy. Because of this, her world used to only consist of the Institute and Sophie. After the fall of the Institute, she broke down as her world was taken from her. The brainwashing she received from the Institute was easy, as she believed that she can protect Sophie by activating the Divine Celestial Weapon. Sophie and Eko are the only family she has, the thing what ties her to this world, and she will not let them disappear.
  • She sympathizes a lot with Painwheel, saying that her backstory makes her looks like a cheap sob story. At least Painwheel had a childhood to be taken away from, where as Scharlachrot's only true identity is that of a soldier. She doesn't even have a real name.
  • Probably one of few people who can make Osaka actually scared. Three guesses why. Though that doesn't mean that she actively wants to go after Osaka.
    • Her voice also freaks Nana out, and both of them hardly interact with each other.
  • She likes to flick her arm after doing something. And we mean after everything she does.
  • Of all of the gods and deities she would have cursed to in her mortal realm, she chose Cthulhu. This pleases Cthulhu slightly.
  • Is one of few deities who can actually be around Fenrir. Her Arcana being based on him might be a reason. She has promised that she has no intention to seal him away or anything like that. After all, she doesn't want to lose an arm or something for that.
    • She also seems to get along with Bladewolf due of Eko's connections with him and due of her own Arcana being a large, mechanical wolf.
  • Is really annoyed how Murasame and Birdie try to pick fights with her, due of them finding her being some sort of rival, what she has no idea of. It has gotten to the point where she has warned the two that she will hang them from their necks if they keep that up, scaring both of them.

    Simon Belmont 
Simon Belmont, God of Whips (Evil's Whip-Wielding Bane)
Click to see the redheaded version 
  • Lesser God
  • Symbols: The Vampire Killer, his bloodline's anointed whip. Also, a throwing axe, a dagger, a cross-shaped boomerang, and a bottle of holy water
  • Theme Song: Vampire Killer. Or alternatively Simon's Theme. When not particularly serious, he is partial to "Whip It" by Devo.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Whips, Vampire Hunter, Only Needs A Whip, Subweapon, And Mad Skillz To Do His Job, A Buff Barbarian Otherwise, But Either Way, Still A Testosterone-Filled Killing Machine
  • Domains: War, Vampire, Whip, Family, Vow
  • Followers: His whole Belmont clan, Franziska von Karma, Robert Freeman, Quistis Trepe
  • Allies: Adrian Fahrenheight Tepes, Shanoa, Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, Grant DaNasty, Indiana Jones, The Bhaalspawn, Solid Snake, Zorro
  • Enemies: Dracula, Yuuki Terumi, Dio Brando, Light Yagami
  • Teeth Clenched Teamwork: Kevin Keene (who keeps confusing Simon for a narcissistic slack-jawed oaf)
  • Part of the esteemed vampire hunting clan, the Belmont clan, Simon made the world tremble with his skills as a whipper. What did he whip? Frickin' Dracula. On the head. And tons of supernatural creatures. Simon wasn't the first in line of his clan, but he's the first to show the world just how dangerous a whip could be rather than mere torture tool, therefore he's the one to take the throne of Whips.
  • Simon's appearance tends to fluctuate. At times he's a blonde, really buff barbarian style guy, but on other times, he's sporting a prettier face with red hair. If he's asked about it, he answers the same way: That doesn't matter, if there's a creature of night that needs killing, he'll swiftly deliver judgment all the same.
  • Despite his title as a God for whips, he's actually adept with many other weaponry passed down from the Belmont clan. It's just that it's his whipping skills that are forefront and most well known.
  • As stated, while Simon did use whips to defeat evil creatures, he has a distaste of seeing whips being used as a torture tool
  • His redheaded form can sometimes made him look like Light Yagami. Though after hearing that one time Simon defied death just to revive Dracula and kill him again, even Light would be wary to put his name on the Death Note.
  • Has a brother named Simone, whom he disowned for largely derailing his image. Any mentions of that big, oafish *fool* has became Simon's Berserk Button and it's one of the reasons why he used to hate Kevin Keene, because he didn't recognize his true self as Simon Belmont and thought Simone is Simon all along. However, ever since a group of ''fans'' of that incarnation theorized that Simone was actually a Stealth Mentor to Kevin by pretending to by a oaf so that Kevin could learn from experience, he's been getting along with him a little better.
    • Supposedly, that was the reason why he gets along well with the Bhaalspawn, seeing that a certain 'Abdel Adrian' reminded Simon so much with his relations and shame because of Simone.
  • He takes his Vampire Hunting duties seriously, if he sees an especially evil vampire like Dio, Simon would do everything to exterminate him like Dracula. And even if Terumi is a ghost that disses vampires, considering the threat and the immorality he presents, Simon doesn't mind to put him into his 'extermination list' (mainly because the reports given from Alucard).
  • Despite some of his ancestors and many of his allies spreading their influence, Simon's impact was felt the greatest within the Nintendo realm. That's why he finally got the invitation to the Smash Bros tournament, though the process took a while thanks to a gigantic turmoil within his homeworld (Solid Snake really helped him out in that process too). He managed to bring in his descendant Richter Belmont along too. He also wanted to see his friends from Videoland, Pit and Mega Man again.


    Rom and Ram 
Rom and Ram, Goddesses of Magic Staves (White Sisters, Rom: Shy Little Girl Ram: Determined Little Girl)
Rom on the left, Ram to the right.White Sisters