Food used as melee weapons. Be sure to take note of the fact that a smart criminal will realize that they can Eat the Evidence if the weapon was used to commit a crime without having to suffer horrific indigestion as a result.
Sub Tropes include:
- Bad with the Bone: Bones used as weapons and weapons made from bones.
- Baguette Beatdown: Long, French-style bread used as bludgeoning weapons.
- Edible Ammunition: Abnormal Ammo where food products are used as ammunition.
- Food Slap: Indignation at someone else's actions displayed by throwing food or drink in the offending party's face.
- Fork Fencing: Kitchen silverware used as improvised melee weaponry.
- Produce Pelting: Audiences showing their displeasure with a performance by pelting the performer with fruit and vegetables.
- Shamu Fu: Fish and other sea life used as weapons.
- Swordfish Sabre: Fish or other sea animals with long, pointy projections on their heads used as fencing weapons.
Not to be confused with Large Ham, even if a piece of ham is used as a weapon.
- In Ranma ½, foods, such as Okonomiyaki, Ramen, and Takoyaki, are used as a weapon a number of times.
- In Digimon Data Squad, Raramon uses Sausages as Nunchucks in the movie.
- In Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions, Canon Foreigner Sanae Dekomori's "Mjolnir Hammer" bags on the ends of her hair are filled with candy.
- In The Batman And Robin Adventures #5, The Joker attempts to beat a henchman to death with a bunch of bananas for welshing on a bet. He later regrets this — not for any moral reason, just the fact that bananas aren't sturdy enough to be an effective truncheon. The next time he attempts this, he uses plantains instead.
- Deadpool beat up Bullseye (who was dressed as Hawkeye) with a giant ham. While decked out in a meat armor.
- In The Killer Dame (a parody of the Voyager episode "The Killing Game") Neelix has been brainwashed by the Hirogen into thinking he's a Gestapo agent, so proceeds to beat up a captive Harry Kim with the contents of his kitchen.
"I ASK THE QUESTIONS!" Neelix roared, picking up a bowl of sauerkraut with diced pork and breaking it over the ensign's head.
- In And The Giant Awoke, Tyrion Lannister successfully kills Gregor Clegane, in part due to a cunning strategy involving a shield made of toffee.
- The MLP Loops: In one Loop, Twilight comes into Mac's bar sporting a huge grin after having beaten a robotic Tirek with a six-foot party sub. Even the ever-stoic Mac gets a laugh out of that one. (Word of the Loop's author is that it's a Shout-Out to the Insecticomics.)
- In Neither a Bird nor a Plane, it's Deku!, Santa Claus wields a giant candy cane while clashing with All For One.
- Disney's Sleeping Beauty has a brief scene played for laughs when an offended and mildly drunk King Hubert tries to attack his host King Stefan with a very large fish. However, since the fish isn't frozen it goes all floppy in a few hits against a metal serving tray used as an improvised shield. The absurdity of the situation makes them engage in some tension-lifting laughter.
- Batman: Mask of the Phantasm: during his fight with the Phantasm, the Joker reaches a cutting board behind him. He ignores the knife laying there, and instead grabs the giant hunk of salami.
- Smith from Shoot 'em Up uses carrots almost as much as guns, most often for stabbing.
- In Beverly Hills Ninja, where Haru wields two large tuna.
- Thanks to Bowdlerization, we have Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze using a couple joints of sausage in place of his nunchaku.
Michelangelo: (Grabs sausages) Combat coldcuuuuuuuts!
- In Law Abiding Citizen, Clyde shivs his cellmate with the bone from his T-bone steak.
- Mrs. Doubtfire: Daniel Hillard, under the guise of Mrs. Doubtfire, does not take kindly to his ex's boyfriend Stu Dunmeyer calling him a loser, and pelts him in the back of the head with a lime.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff! Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way! It was a run-by fruiting! I'll get them, sir! Don't worry!
- In Trick 'r Treat, Sam attempts to stab Mr. Kreeg with a sharpened lollypop. He later (or rather earlier due to the Anachronic Order) uses it to murder Emma.
- During the fight in the grocery store in My Bloody Valentine 3D, Sarah clubs the miner in the head with a lump of frozen meat.
- The Trope Codifier is Roald Dahl's Lamb to the Slaughter, in which a frozen leg of lamb is used as a murder weapon. The killer gets the police investigators to eat the evidence.
- In Discworld, Dwarven Bread is well known to be a backup weapon. It's fairly good at this, because it's not required to be so much actually edible as theoretically edible (if you're hungry, think about eating some dwarven bread, and then you won't be hungry anymore).
- It's also mentioned in passing that a young Nanny Ogg, when she was working as a servant in the Royal Palace, dissuaded the King of Lancre from forcing himself upon her with "a large leg of lamb wielded in both hands, ending her career below stairs and putting quite a lengthy crimp on his activities above them." (And yes, it is pointed out that all he had to do was ask nicely.)
- Cohen, an Affectionate Parody of the below, bites his shield because it's made out of chocolate.
- Several examples of Conan the Barbarian using a leg/joint of meat to bludgeon someone in a pinch, typically because he's been stripped of weapons after being imprisoned.
- Classic example is the leg o' lamb from Alfred Hitchcock Presents, adapted from the aforementioned Roald Dahl story.
- Monty Python's Flying Circus:
Drill Sergeant Nasty: Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against the banana fiend. First of all, you force him to drop the banana, next, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless.
- The sketch "Self-defence against fresh fruit" must fit somewhere.
- The Fish-Slapping Dance. Light slaps to the cheek with mackerel (or some similarly sized fish) are replied to with the piscine equivalent of a truncheon, knocking Michael Palin straight into the river. No-one actually eats any of the fish, but they could have.
- Discussed with Jose Jalapeno on a Stick in Controlled Chaos.
- The Goodies
- The ancient Lancastrian martial art Ecky Thump featured in "Kung-fu Capers" involves just hitting people over the head with a black pudding. It's devastatingly effective.
- "Invasion of the Moon Creatures". Super-intelligent rabbits from the Moon are launching an Alien Invasion, including turning Bill and Tim into giant rabbits whereupon they dress up like droogs from A Clockwork Orange and go around beating up people with giant carrots.
- I'm Alan Partridge: Whilst judging the vegetable show at the county fayre, Alan Partridge comments on how you can beat someone to death with an onion and then eat the evidence.
- In one episode of QI, Bill Bailey suggests a prisoner on death row should request a stale baguette and a pineapple as part of their last meal, then craft them into some sort of medieval mace and use it to fight off the guards.
- In 1000 Ways to Die, a pervert flashes a group of Action Moms and they reply via squirting him with their baby bottles full of breast milk. The perv grabs one and drinks the contents... too bad that the lady had eaten peanuts (so the milk had some traces of peanut in it) and the pervert had a peanut allergy, which ends up killing him.
- Midsomer Murders: In "Schooled in Murder", the first Victim of the Week is pinned beneath a set of shelves and has a large wheel of cheese dropped on her head.
- Kaamelott has an entire episode dedicated to Those Two Guys discussing their latest ingenious martial art: Improvised Weapons made from food. The high point is the extended demonstration on how to fight using fennel.◊
Karadoc: Step one, learn to recognize punt objects.
Perceval: Punt objects, ones that do damage. Is that the right word?
Arthur: No, no, sorry, I misheard, punt objects. Carry on.
Perceval: So, sire, do you think a fennel is a punt object?
Arthur: Well, I'm not an expert on fennel combat, but instinctively, I'd say it's not.
Karadoc: Trick question.
Perceval: In this case, the answer is yes and no.
Karadoc: The newbie sees it, he grabs it by the stem and tries to hit you with the sporadic part, right?
Arthur: The sporadic part.
Perceval: Yeah, sporadic, when it's ball-shaped.
Arthur: Uh huh.
Karadoc: You'd have taken it by the stem, right?
Arthur: This is still in the event that I find myself having to fight with a fennel, yes?
Arthur: Possibly, yes.
Karadoc: And that's where you're wrong, because if you look closely, the sporadic part has no prosperities, and therefore, is smooth.
Perceval: So, you need to grab it by the ballian part-
Karadoc: -Or sporadic-
Perceval: -and fight with the stem.
Karadoc: The stemian part.
Perceval: Whose tip can be considered punty.
Karadoc: You still following, sire?
- In an episode of Murder, She Wrote, a frozen fish was the murder weapon (the murder took place in a restaurant; the restaurant's accountant confronted a stealing employee and ended up using the fish in self-defense). And yes, it got eaten, but not intentionally.
- In one episode of Sliders when trapped in a Virtual Reality world, Rembrandt asks asks the ally hacker for a hammer to fight the bad guy's empowered minions. He gets a ham. Still useful as he throws it hard enough to knock the minion out.
- DCI Banks: In "What Will Survive", DI Morton subdues a suspect in a fishmonger's by clocking him with a bag of frozen cockles.
- CSI: In "The Gone Dead Train", the Victim of the Week in the B plot is murdered with a pork chop; stabbed in the neck with the bone, to be precise.
- Perhaps inspired by the Lamb to the Slaughter example in the Literature section above. There was an episode of Wings where Brian was staying for a short time a Fey's house. While there he was watching an "America's Most Wanted" TV show and saw a story about a woman who years before took in boarders then murdered them. One such was beaten to death with a frozen leg of lamb. The aged composite photo shown looked very much like Fey and Brian spent the rest of the episode convinced that she was a murderer who was now out to get him for discovering her secret. She even had a leg of lamb in the freezer that was "for him", and ends up accidentally flooring Joe with it during the climax.
- The Doctor Blake Mysteries: In "The Call of the Void", the Victim of the Week is bludgeoned to death with a frozen leg of lamb in a restaurant freezer.
- Wishbone: In the Odyssey episode, Odysseus's son uses a large ham as a club while driving the freeloading suitors out of Odysseus's home.
- In "Benny The Bouncer" by Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Benny uses a frozen meat pie in his fight with Sid The Greaser.
- The song "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)" by Benny Hill features a fight between Ernie and his rival Two-Ton Ted who drives the bakers van using wares from their vans. Ernie is killed by rock cake underneath his heart followed by stale pork pie in the eye.
- Team Fortress 2:
- One of the melee-weapons available in Naughty Bear is a whole ham. It packs a mean whallop...
- In the Rune Factory series, there are weapons like the Veggieblade (A carrot), the Yam Spear (a roasted yam on a stick), the Dekash (a tuna), the Dual Leeks and the Daikon Staff. The only materials to craft them are produce you've grown or caught, meaning you are literally just grabbing them and using them as weapons. They're also surprisingly effective.
- In the Pokémon games, Farfetch'd uses a leek as a weapon.
- The trolls in Heroes of Might and Magic 3 hold big thigh bones with the meat on them for bludgeon weapons, scrolling the mouse cursor over them makes them take a bite out of the meat.
- Several of the joke weapons in the Soul Series are foods, such as shiskabobs and a giant sausage.
- A few of the joke weapons in Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days are food-related as well. Zexion gets an enormous sandwich, Axel gets a pair of pizzas with one slice missing from each, and Saix can swing around a giant unpeeled banana in place of his usual sword.
- Some of the improvised weapons used by Joachim and Frank in the Shadow Hearts series are technically edible. Specifically, a tuna, a swordfish, and a shish-kebab.
- Disgaea 3 and Disgaea 4 have "fun" weapons that include edible things like lollipops, shish-kebabs, and baked potatoes. Their actual equipment stats are generally close to non-existent, but they all possess useful secondary abilities.
- In Phantom Brave, bread and fish are among the items you can use as weapons.
- Elona has equipment that can be either candy or raw, that can then be eaten.
- Sengoku Basara:
- Chrono Cross has Janice, a half-rabbit monster trainer that attacks enemies with a giant carrot.
- In Banjo-Tooie, pink and blue Flatsos use sausages and candy canes, respectively.
- Dark Cloud: The Frozen Tuna.
- Play Station All Stars Battle Royale has several examples, including Sir Daniel tossing a drumstick of chicken at his enemies, Sackboy launching a cupcake as a projectile weapon, and the sturgeon from the market scene in Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception being used as an item pick-up.
- In Dont Starve, you can make a Ham Bat, which is exactly what it sounds like. Unlike all the other tools and weapons in the game, it has unlimited durability. Also unlike all the other tools and weapons in the game but very much like foodstuffs, it slowly spoils over time.
- Some of of the joke weapons in Fire Emblem Fates include candy bars, daikon radishes, stale bread, etc.
- Monster Hunter has the Frozen Speartuna and it's upgrades. Unusually for a swordfish it is held by the nose.
- In Mario Super Sluggers, Baby DK uses a banana instead of a bat to hit the baseball.
- In Smite, Bacchus carries a leg of lamb that he wields like a club.
- In the boxing game ARMS, Min Min's arms are made of Ramen noodles.
- In Little Busters!, one of the possible Improvised Weapons that can be used in a fight is an eel pie the characters use to whack the other battler. It isn't very good, though, and after each attack it has a random probability of bending in half, which weakens its damage potential for the rest of the match even further.
- In Girl Genius, one cook was threatened by his own granddaugh—Aaah! Not with the schlognwurst! It's expensive!. It promptly is used against the Jäger. Other implements include a barrel of pickled herrings and a jar of olives. Bilingual Bonus too: "schlogn" is yiddish for "hit".
- In Not Quite Daily Comic, characters use carrots for dagger practice. Then eat them.
- In Insecticomics, Prowl tells a class of would-be ninjas that anything can be used as a weapon; smart-ass Lazorbeak picks a six-foot party sub. Prowl promptly assembles one and takes her down with it.
- Rocket Robin Hood featured fight scenes in which a hambone and a sack of flour would be used as weapons.
- Batman: The Animated Series: Harley Quinn once knocked out a thug with a cod. While telling him to grab his own hostage.
- In The Batman, Joker sets up an ambush for a vigilante targeting super-villains. His henchmen are armed with pies. Granted it's silly, but since this is the Joker we're talking about, chances are they aren't safe for consumption.
- An episode from the 90s cartoon adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles involves a battle between the heroes and the Shredder in the kitchen of a pizza parlor. Hilarity Ensues.
- In the beginning of X-Men: Evolution's third season, Wolverine and Rogue evade capture by authorities by using a small convenience store's grocery items to blind and disorient, but not hurt them...too much...before making their getaway.
- Broadway uses one in an earlier Gargoyles episode.
- An episode of Phineas and Ferb had Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry dueling with hotdogs and bratwursts. Doubles as a homage to Star Wars.
- The Simpsons:
- Bart once tormented Principal Skinner with peanuts (Skinner has a peanut allergy). Skinner eventually retaliates when he discovers that Bart is allergic to shrimp. They end up fencing each other, with Bart wielding a peanut on a stick and Skinner wielding a shrimp on a stick (as if they were lightsabers, complete with Duel of the Fates playing). They both wind up falling into a vat full of peanut shrimp.
- The Season 29 premier High Fantasy episode "The Serfsons" has Homer convince the peasants to revolt against the rich. Everyone takes up the nearest weapon they can find. Nelson grabs a couple of baguettes, which he uses to easily decapitate one soldier and stab a giant gaping hole through another's armored chest with zero effort.
- In the pilot episode of Adventures of the Gummi Bears, Kevin clubs an ogre in the head from behind with a ham leg.
- There is a story about a deli owner breaking a would-be robber's nose with a salami.