History Main / EdibleBludgeon

* ''Series/{{Wishbone}}'': In the Odyssey episode, Odysseus's son uses a large ham as a club while driving the freeloading suitors out of Odysseus's home.

* ''Series/MidsomerMurders'': In "Schooled in Murder", the first VictimOfTheWeek is pinned beneath a set of shelves and has a large wheel of cheese dropped on her head.

* Franchise/SpyroTheDragon:

** ''VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage'': Crush's club is actually some animal's drumstick, as he can seem sometimes biting it.

* ''VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon1998'': The Big Gnorcs in Dark Hollow wield gigantic drumsticks like clubs, which they can be seen to chew on when Spyro isn't in aggro range.

* Since the ''WebVideo/DreamSMP'' takes place in ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'', a fair amount of in-game mechanics apply to the series as well, e.g. ''[[ImprovisedWeapon any item]]'' can theoretically be used as a weapon, including foods. This has resulted in an infamous incident during the lockdown of [[TheAlcatraz Pandora's Vault]], where [[spoiler:Dream uses a raw potato to give Tommy, who was visiting him, a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, [[KilledOffForReal taking his third canon life]] (though he gets brought BackFromTheDead later)]].
** This is implied to be [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty flipped back around]] on [[spoiler:Dream]], as [[spoiler:one of the [[ColdBloodedTorture torture implements]] Quackity uses on him is shown to be [[KnightTemplarBigBrother a raw]] [[CallBack potato]]]].

* EdibleAmmunition: AbnormalAmmo where food products are used as ammunition.

Not to be confused with LargeHam, even if a piece of ham is used as a weapon. Can overlap with ThisBananaIsArmed, though it doesn't have to. Contrast EdibleAmmunition where food is used a ranged weapons.

Not to be confused with LargeHam, even if a piece of ham is used as a weapon. Can overlap with ThisBananaIsArmed, though it doesn't have to.

* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'': Opus, the mime, and the olive loaf.

* ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''' features salami as a useable weapon.

->'''Jake:''' You think you could kill a guy with a piece of toast?\\

* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates'': Some of the joke weapons include candy bars, ''daikon'' radishes, stale bread, etc.

* In ''ComicBook/TheBatmanAndRobinAdventures'' #5, ComicBook/TheJoker attempts to beat a henchman to death with a bunch of bananas for welshing on a bet. He later regrets this -- not for any moral reason, just the fact that bananas aren't sturdy enough to be an effective truncheon. The next time he attempts this, he uses plantains instead.
* ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} beat up Bullseye (who was dressed as Hawkeye) with a giant ham. While decked out in a meat armor.

[[caption-width-right:350:Putting a whole new angle on [[InnuendoTropes "beating meat"]].]]

** In ''Sengoku Basara 2'', we have the joke weapons of [[OnlySaneMan Kojuro]] (a leek used as a katana), [[ProngsOfPoseidon Toshiie]] (a swordfish), Ranmaru (a chocolate banana), and [[BladeOnAStick Ieyasu]] (a giant shrimp).

* In ''LightNovel/LoveChunibyoAndOtherDelusions'', CanonForeigner Sanae Dekomori's "Mjolnir Hammer" bags on the ends of her hair are filled with candy.

* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9074998 The Killer Dame]]'' (a parody of the ''Voyager'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS4E17TheKillingGame The Killing Game]]") Neelix has been brainwashed by the Hirogen into thinking he's a Gestapo agent, so proceeds to [[PerpSweating beat up a captive Harry Kim]] with an enormous knackwurst sausage, followed by various other foods.

* Since the ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP'' takes place in ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'', a fair amount of in-game mechanics apply to the series as well, e.g. ''[[ImprovisedWeapon any item]]'' can theoretically be used as a weapon, including foods. This has resulted in an infamous incident during the lockdown of [[TheAlcatraz Pandora's Vault]], where [[spoiler:Dream uses a raw potato to give Tommy, who was visiting him, a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, [[KilledOffForReal taking his third canon life]] (though he gets brought BackFromTheDead later)]].

* ''Animation/PleasantGoatAndBigBigWolf'': Meet the Pegasus'': During the dance battle that begins the film, Paddi and an army of backup goats have lollipops with them, and Paddi swings his at Worley, managing to hit him just when Worley thinks he's dodged the candy.

* ''VideoGame/ShadowHearts'': The improvised weapons used by Joachim and Frank include a tuna, a swordfish, and a shish-kebab.

[[caption-width-right:350:Putting a whole new angle on [[InnuedoTropes "beating meat"]].]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Putting a whole new angle on "beating meat".]]

* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingMaurice'': While tied up in the Rat Catchers Guild, and getting sick of Malicia's questions, Keith accidentally hits himself in the face with a large sausage. (ItMakesSenseInContext.)