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Greater Gods

William Scott "Bill" Goldberg, God of Squash Matches (Da Man)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The number 177
  • Theme song: "Invasion" with a crowd chanting "Goldberg!" in the background
  • Alignmnet: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Inhuman Strength, Intimidating Facial Hair, Awesomeness Despite a Lack of Hair, Taking Hit Without Showing any form of Damage
  • Domains: Strength, Wrestling
  • Allies: Almost any god who has defeated him or at least put up a good fight
  • Follower: Ryback
  • Rivals:
  • Enemies: Vegeta, Yuuki Terumi, Chris Jericho and any thunder-based Deity
  • Made his appearance by having someone announce his feats before ending it with "Goldberg!" Then, there was someone with a camera following him as he walked toward the steps of the Pantheon, all while gods started to chant "GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!" and other gods cheering him on until the doors to the Pantheon opened, fireworks and smoke emerged from behind, and he spat out the smoke as if he was a dragon. It was a sight to behold.
  • He is on pretty bad terms with Vegeta, due to the fact that his presence keeps reminding the Sayian Prince of a certain follower who would never stop pestering him.
  • He ascended to the Pantheon after defeating over 170 inhabitants of the Pantheon in a row, both gods and mortals. He would have lasted longer if Hazama didn't decide to ruin it all by setting up a trap involving pissing of Raiden (the one from Mortal Kombat), kidnapping Pikachu, building a lighning rod, stealing a bolt from Zeus and buying a cattle prod. Goldberg has sworn that he's next!
  • He has yet to face The Undertaker. It is not yet clear what chaos would ensue if they should ever battle.
    • That said, he was completely in shock when he learned how the Undertaker's streak was ended by Brock Lesnar. He went to the Deadman and raised his hand in victory, showing respect for what the Undertaker has done.
      • And then Goldberg returned and utterly squashed Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series 2016. How quick did the match last? 86 seconds.
  • He is feared by many not only for his Jackhammer, that can even lift one of the Colossi, or his Spear, that has been able to cause cracks in the walls of the Gate of the Pantheon, but also because of the fact that Bret Hart, The God of Wrestling, was once nearly crippled by him after a single kick.
  • Despite his ruthless nature, he has been known to sit down and share pizzas with gods or mortals that has put up good fights with him, or even defeated him.
  • He once had to deliver presents to one of the many universes one Christmas after Nicholas St. North was unable to reach that specific realm of reality. The results were... not quite jolly.
  • "Who's next"?!

Intermediate Gods

    André the Giant 
André the Giant, God of Wrestling Giants (André Rene Roussimoff, Fezzik, The Eighth Wonder of the World)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A Big Silhouette of Himself
  • Leitmotif: "The Eighth Wonder"
  • Alignment: Neutral Good as a Face, Neutral Evil as a Heel
  • Portfolio: Deconstructing The Giant, drinking HUGE amounts of alcohol (LOTS of alcohol), deciding to live his life and defy a young death (due to said deconstruction), strength to match his gigantism, those who died early and sadly, nice giants (except when you piss them off), those who wish to pay for their meals (and ONLY him)
  • Domains: Wrestling, Giants, French, Strength
  • High Priest: The Big Show (who was known as his son for a while)
  • Follower: Hugo
  • Allies: Fluttershy, Nicholas St. North, Inigo Montoya, Gangrel and Luna Vachon (The latter being his godchild), Arnold Schrwarzenegger, Vince McMahon (former boss), all good-aligned French gods
  • Rivals: Hulk Hogan (friendly)
  • Easily the most recognized wrestling giant out of them all, what many people didn't know was that his height through gigantism caused him so much pain. He went through extensive surgery prior to his famous Wrestlemania III match so that Hulk Hogan could shine. When Hulk revealed this story, numerous gods began to cry at how much André suffered. When André died (attending his own father's funeral no less!), he was officially the first inductee into the Wrestling Hall of Fame, and now he has finally ascended into the Pantheon, which was met with Tears of Joy.
    • Hulk Hogan challenged him to a match when André ascended which was met with the cheers of all the Gods rooting for André to fight once more. The fight was said to be one of the greatest in recent memory.
  • Can usually be seen in the House of Food drinking like no tomorrow. Caught many drinking gods by surprise when they've seen how much he drinks at one sitting. In his own words, it usually takes two liters of vodka just to make him feel warm inside. He's a good drinking buddy of Stone Cold Steve Austin because of this.
    • The House of Health and Diseases have actually used his drinking as a guideline to figure out how much anaesthetic to place on gods like him who suffer from gigantism.
  • Surprisingly has a friendship with Fluttershy. Fluttershy was, at first, intimidated by Andre being...a giant. However, André brought her to a small farm in his house and showed all the animals he tended for. Fluttershy then visits him every day now because of this.
  • He also has a possé.
  • Inigo Montoya was glad to have Fezzik (kind of) in the Pantheon. André has also met up with Kevin Levin, who nearly had a fanboy moment over seeing a character from one of his favorite stories in front of his eyes.
  • In celebration of Wrestlemania XXX, André created the André the Giant Battle Royale, with the winner granted his blessing for the following year. He learned that a wrestler named Cesaro won this by hurling his High Priest over the top rope, reminiscent of what Hulk Hogan did to him 27 tears ago. For this, Cesaro was thus elevated into the Pantheon as an Intermediate God.
  • Is on good terms with Arnold Schwarzenegger. In fact, one night, when the two were having dinner together, there was a bit of an argument as to who would pay for the bill as André was well known for paying for meals. When Arnold decided to ask for the bill, many of the gods at the House of Food were alarmed to see the Giant carry Arnold back to the table like Arnold was a child. No one has ever tried to make that mistake since.
  • Is on good terms with good-aligned French gods (as he's from France himself). He's wary of Remy (the human, not the rat), although the Street Fighter knows better than to mess with someone who can tip a car over with his bare hands.
    • Rat Remy, however, is appreciative of André's love of fine-dining—André in particular loves the rat's delicious ratatouille.
  • Whenever he wishes to drive across the Pantheon, he usually has to reconfigure the car so that his head is sticking out of the roof. Many gods in the House of Travel have started to reconfigure their cars to match his height.
    • The same goes to the House of Costumes when it comes to designing outfits and shoes to fit him.
  • Is Luna Vachon's godfather (yes, seriously). He is very protective of her, seeing as he didn't live to see her in the WWF and such. He is also on friendly terms with Gangrel and woe to those who would go hurt Luna (which is hard to do but if it does happen...)
    • He also became good friends with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, crying in anguish when he learned of the Crusaders' trip to Limbo, to the point that some gods joked that he was crying more than Gangrel (the Crusaders' self-appointed vampire wrestling babysitter) was. Gangrel and Luna Vachon are happy that André is offering to babysit the trio and having the trio take care of his farm. And when the Broken Hardys sent the trio to Limbo again, André has decided that he's going to join his godchild and her ex-husband on stopping the Hardys from causing more trouble.
    • Just had to facepalm when he learned that Matt became the winner of his Battle Royal. He's agreed with his godchild and her ex-husband that WOKEN Matt is nothing but trouble, especially now that Bray Wyatt's teamed with him.

    John Cena 
And the next pro- AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

John Felix Anthony Cena, God of the Five Moves of Doom (Fruity Pebbles, Super Cena, Dr. of Thuganomics, Hunter Cain, Lance Catamaran, Baron Draxum, Agent Burns)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The "U Can't C Me" logo. As Hunter Cain, it becomes his gun inscribed with the words "Sweet Caroline"
  • Theme Song: "My Time Is Now"; "Word Life" during his Dr. of Thuganomics days.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good, but was more Chaotic Neutral during his Thuganomic days (His Baron Draxum avatar is Lawful Evil)
  • Portfolio: Five Moves of Doom, Appealing to Younger People and Those Who Like Kids, Beware the Nice Ones, Strength of a Hundred Gods, Recovering After Devestating Attacks, Being Loved as Much as Hated, Telling Off Other People
  • Domains: Strength, Wrestling, Momentum, Determination
  • Heralds: Zack Ryder
  • Followers: The Cenation (consists mostly of women and children)
  • Boss: Vince McMahon
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, Edge (Friendly), CM Punk (Same), The Rock, Dolph Ziggler, Chris Jericho
  • Worthy Opponent: AJ Styles, Cesaro, Daniel Bryan
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Dean Ambrose
  • Conflicting Opinion: Brian Kendrick, Seth Rollins, Jon Stewart (It Makes Sense in Context, really)
  • Respects: Kenshiro, Son Goku
  • Ascended into Godhood when he managed to survive after being blasted by Goku's Kamehameha and retaliate with The Five Moves Of Doom. The Cenation cheered with the greatest of joy, but many of his critics swelled with such burning hatred that many of them combusted in flames.
  • Has been rumored to be one of the few survivors of Krypton. This rumor has not been confirmed yet.
    • Cena replied that he's not a Kryptonian, but has the strength of one.
  • Was not present at the 8-man Elimination Hell in a Cell match that decided the new God of Wrestling. Considering the strong and divided emotions he causes with simply his presence, this was probably for the best.
  • Is a powerful warrior who fights for the three virtues: Hustle, Loyalty and Respect. This has made him a nearly perfect member of the GUAG.
  • Cena has a habit of spending his free time in the House of Music, teaching the other members of the Pantheon the basics of Thuganomics, despite not practicing it often.
  • Is now preparing to fight fellow GUAG member Dway... err mean, The Rock at WrestleMania on April 1st, 2012. The entire Pantheon is following the lead-up to their epic clash, with members turning on allies and betting and fighting on the possible outcome.
    • Unfortunately, he fell short in his battle when he tried to end the fight with the People's Elbow. However, the two had a rematch the very next year where Cena beat the Rock for the first time ever.
  • During his younger years, Cena was a street-wise brawler known as the "Doctor of Thuganomics", who was known for being very brutal and brash compared to the current-day Cena. Nowadays, Cena has meditated and become calm and level-headed, but will not hesitate to demonstrate his old "Ruthless Aggression" when pushed.
  • Damien Sandow onced cashed the Money in the Bank against him for Godhood. He instantly defeated Sandow in matter of seconds, ensuring that he kept his godly position.
  • He witnessed the ascension of his buddy Rey Mysterio and helped set up his temple in the House of Sports. John has decided to help Rey prepare a seat for his old friend/rival Eddie Guerrero, and makes sure to keep an eye out on Edge should the Ultimate Opportunist try to Spear him out of random.
  • Is starting to show that he does not have to rely on the Five Moves of Doom, busting out a variety of moves from a Hurricanrana, a Code Red, a Frankensteiner, and even a Figure-Four Leg Lock to a variety of wrestlers from CM Punk, Cesaro and even AJ Styles. Many gods are currently debating as to how Cena's standing in the Pantheon has changed.
  • Once copied Rarity's penchant for whining. The look on Rarity's face was of shock...for about three seconds. She immediately rolled on the floor laughing, composed herself, and then asked if it was possible if she could tailor some new shirts for him (in purple). Many other Gods—particularly the Equestrian ones especially Sweetie Belle, Rarity's little sister—were taken aback at how it all played out.
  • Thanks to one certain wrestler (*cough* The Rock *cough*), Cena has now been doing commercials regarding Fruity Pebbles, getting advertisement advice from one Billy Mays. Let's just say that the House of Food had to survive through this for quite a while. And then this came to its obvious conclusion, when he (apparently) has a prehistoric version of himself that interacted with Fred Flintstone.
    • He became good friends with Pyrrha Nikos since she also did advertisement for cereals. Cena has been comforting her after learning of her death.
  • Sometimes, there's an avatar of Cena who wields a gun called "Sweet Caroline" striving to fight off monsters known as EVOs, calling himself Hunter Cain parading in his temple. Those who have seen this avatar are taken back as Hunter Cain is the exact opposite of the Cenation Leader. John Cena himself makes no comment about him.
    • And speaking of mutants, now there's been a strange mutant avatar of him known as Baron Draxum that's been observing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lately and what doesn't help is that Baron Draxum was the creator of one iteration of the Turtles...
      • ''Bumblebee' is wary of him (which shouldn't be possible since they both like kids) because Cena looks similar to a Sector Seven character named "Agent Burns".
  • Also, don't make him mad. The last person who tried hitting on Cena's good friend Zack Ryder was...pummeled six ways to Sunday.
    • And another thing? NEVER hurt his dad. The last two gods who did this (Edge slapping him across the face, Randy Orton kicking him in the head), were beaten up by an enraged Cena that made him look as if he could fight off against Asura if he had to.
  • Has started to train Shaggy and Scooby for an upcoming match for Wrestlemania where they will be fighting Kane. They're gonna need it.
  • Honestly has no idea what to think of Brian Kendrick, seeing as when Brian Kendrick did a rap battle to him a while back he accidentally would kickstart the "Cena Sucks!" chants that can be heard when Cena wrestles. And when John Cena learned how Brian Kendrick can perform the BURNING HAMMER, Cena has now noted that Kendrick could be a formidable threat.
  • As of late, there's been a flower-smelling bull that's been seen hanging around his temple. Many fans have quickly dubbed the bull as "Bull Cena."
  • His favorite anime world is Fist of the North Star, so naturally he's a big admirer of Kenshiro. However, Goku's recent smug and defiant attitude towards the Tournament of Power in the Dragon Ball multiverse has caught Cena's attention and even a measure of his respect.
  • Is still wary of Seth Rollins even after Rollins made his Heel–Face Turn due to Rollins almost snapping Edge's neck even after Cena apologized. His alliance with Dean Ambrose is still shaky, but he's glad to see both Ambrose and Rollins burying the hatchet.
  • After he and Roman Reigns had a blistering confrontation, the House of Sports has been advertising the epic clash they are about to go through. Many are wondering as to how this fight will end and no one expected that Reigns actually won or how the entire crowd chanted "Thank you Cena!". Yes, pigs flew that day.
  • Had the audacity to goad The Undertaker into a WrestleMania match a year after Taker's loss to Roman Reigns. It ended with Cena beaten within five minutes.

    Mick Foley and Terry Funk 
Michael Francis "Mick" Foley and Terrence "Terry" Funk, Gods of Hardcore Wrestling (Mick: Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, The Hardcore Legend, Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy, The Boulder | Terry: Chainsaw Charlie, The Hardcore Icon, The Funker)


Lesser Gods

    Bear Hugger 
Bear Hugger, God of Bear Hugs (Canadian Bear Hugger, Champion of Canada)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A giant bottle of Maple Syrup
  • Theme Song: Punch Out theme (Bear Hugger ver.)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Badass Beard, Trained by a Bear, Big Eater, Lovable Giant Guy, Canadian, Boisterous Bruiser, Friends with Wild Animals, Gasshole, Loves to Make Fun of His Opponents, Mighty Lumberjack Who Lives in the Mountains, Heavy Sleeper, Strong Fatty, Left-handed
  • Domains: Boxing, Lumberjacks, Animals, Canadian Stereotypes
  • Heralds: A Bear (actually his trainer) and a Squirrel (his "sparring partner"), Mad Clown
  • Follower: Bewear
  • Allies: James Howlett/Wolverine, Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl, Makoto Nanaya, Teddie, Rexxar, Bashmaster the Unbreakable, Po, Winnie The Pooh, Banjo, Grumpy Bear, Naughty Bear, Snorlax, Chen Stormstout, Ursa, Christian, Edge, Montana, Paul Bunyan
  • Rivals:
  • Opposes: Kotal Khan
  • Spear Counterpart to: Bayley
  • Bear Hugger, a Boxer native of Salmon Arm, Canada, found himself in the Pantheon one day after fellow Boxer Little Mac recommended him for the divine title of God of the Bear Hug. After a lengthy review, Hugger was allowed a spot and since he has been thankful for Mac's hospitality.
  • Occasionally seen in the House of Combat with a bear companion, who also happens to be his trainer (we are not making this up, that bear is really his trainer). People are still trying to figure out how he managed to befriend a bear and even ask it to train him (some attribute this to mysterious Canadian superpowers).
    • He also has a boxing squirrel partner that helps with his training. Whenever Squirrel Girl requires assistance to save the multiverse, Hugger will gladly lends his little partner to aid her every time, being proud to see his squirrel buddy landing right hooks right on the faces of Doctor Doom, Thanos or Galactus.
  • Apparently, he is familiar with fellow Canadian James Howlett, a.k.a Wolverine, having seen him wandering around the Canadian wilderness a few times. While he was initially intimidated by the mutant, Hugger knew he was a good guy due to his peaceful relationship with the local wildlife.
  • Has befriended virtually every bear deity in the Pantheon, ranging from the innocent Pooh to the melancholic Grumpy Bear to even the savage Bashmaster. Rexxar was surprised with Hugger's apparent charisma among ursines, which included even his own pet bear Misha, who is totally cool with the Canadian lumberjack.
    • Grumpy Bear was the toughest one to befriend, but it was nothing that a plate full of pancakes covered in genuine Canadian maple syrup could not solve (Grumpy was complaining about being hungry the whole morning).
    • After witnessing the great teamwork between Banjo and his bird sidekick Kazooie, Hugger has been considering getting his own bird partner, like a woodpecker or something similar, much to his squirrel's protest.
    • Hugger once got into a sleeping competition against the Pantheon's resident Snorlax. The duel took place on none other than Kumbhakarna, the sleeping giant himself, who was also acting as the referee of the contest. The competition took days, and when both Hugger and Snorlax woke up at seemingly the same time, there was no way to know who was asleep for more seconds as Kumbhakarna had overslept the both of them.
  • His friendship with bears has also allowed Hugger to gain new sparring partners in the forms of Po and Chen Stormstout. Hugger hopes that the Kung Fu moves he learned with both pandas will allow him to become a better boxer (the W.V.B.A. certainly didn't have a problem with that Dragon Chan fellow).
    • For the moves that require him to be drunk (taught by Chen), Hugger uses maple syrup, naturally. This is a trick he learned with Soda Popinski.
    • Incidentally, Hugger has also learned to use bear claws and large hammers thanks to Teddie and the aforementioned Bashmaster, but mostly to help with his logging work. Even Hugger doesn't think the W.V.B.A. are insane enough to allow those in the ring (although they probably are).
  • Hugger has found a lumberjack partner in the form of Montana and they often go logging together (they also spar against each other every now and then). While the peacekeeper was initially distrustful of Hugger's coaching bear (thanks to his frequent confrontations with the species), Montana came to respect and even befriend the animal after sharing some maple syrup drinks with it.
  • In the Pantheon, Hugger's main combat rivals (aside from the other W.V.B.A. boxers, of course) tend to be heavyweights like himself such as Rufus, Bob, Potemkin and Iron Tager. His favorite opponents are Edmond Honda and Zangief, as they're also expert grapplers like himself (sometimes, Hugger forgets that he is a boxer). The three of them are also very fun and polite with each other.
  • Whenever Hugger gets too injured after tough "boxing" matches, he seeks Tony Tony Chopper for medical treatment. The Canadian considers Chopper the best reindeer-human hybrid doctor there is, easily flattering Chopper (he tries to dismiss compliments by being insulting while simultaneously performing an obvious Happy Dance). Hugger has taught a few of his own boxing techniques for the reindeer to use in his human form as retribution.
  • Apparently, he is a big fan of fellow Canadian fighters Christian and Edge, having asked them to autograph his boxing gloves, his wool hat and even his squirrel (incidentally, this means the squirrel's name is now "Christian Edge". It doesn't appear to be happy about this).
    • And speaking of Canadian wrestlers, it was through E & C that he learned of Luna Vachon in the House of Ambiguity and her ex-husband, Gangrel. Gangrel, having gotten really tired of the Cutie Mark Crusaders constantly trying to get him to befriend new gods, honestly had no idea what to think of Bear Hugger. Luna Vachon thinks he's pretty nice and even thinks that a Bewear as a follower is adorable...this made the Cutie Mark Crusaders have Bewear befriend Gangrel. After that, any mention of the "Bewear Incident" causes the vampire wrestler to freeze in terror. Bear Hugger likes the fact that Gangrel can be a softie for the Cutie Mark Crusaders and has decided to train them in boxing (much to his relief).
  • Known for being friendly and affectionate, he is always willing to give a big, old, Canadian Bear Hug to every deity he meets, including even some of the more villainous ones. The only exception so far is Kotal Khan, who may not be that evil, but certainly has a messy history with hugs.
    • Was surprised to find his female counterpart in Bayley, who wishes to hug everyone in sight. He was even more amazed at her wrestling skills, like her famous 30-minute Iron Woman match and couldn't believe that a hugger like her could be so deadly. Bayley's reaction was just that he has become her new friend, and she hugged him, his squirrel and his friendly bear coach.
      • Another goddess that got Bear Hugger's attention was Fluttershy, but more of how the meek yellow pegasus gave a bear she was fighting a Neck Snap! Even he thinks that's going overboard (Fluttershy had to explain that she was being a chiropractor due to her bear friend having some tension on the shoulder).
  • "I'm a hugger, not a fighter. Take off, eh."

    Jax Briggs 
Jackson Briggs, God of Unconventional Wrestling (Jax, Major Briggs, Blubberbutt - by Sonya Blade, Tin Man - by Johnny Cage)

    King II 
King II, God of Multithrows (King, Silent Jaguar, Heir to the Throne)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His head...or rather, his Jaguar Mask
  • Theme Music: His Tekken 3 theme
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Masked Grapplers, Chaining Throws so Many Times for Massive Damage, Understandable Jaguar Growls, Gentle Giant, Forgiveness, Succeeding His Mentors And Expanding Further, Jaguar Motifs, Professional Wrestling, Orphanage Caretaking
  • Domain: Combat, Wrestling, Good
  • Follower: Solomon Grundy
  • Allies:
  • Rival: Poison
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Jin Kazama (One-sided)
  • Enemies: Kazuya Mishima, Ogre, Heihachi Mishima
  • Conflicting Opinion: Hulk Hogan
  • Herald: Armor King II (also his rival)
  • Followers: King I and Armor King I (his mentor)
  • After he succeeded his dead mentor, King has amassed much power while continuing to stay positive despite his world going down the drain in terms of morality. This triggered his ascension.
  • Once thought he's an even bigger badass than Mike Haggar, besting him in wrestling ring. King humbly said that it was an utterly tough match and they became friends afterwards. Including Zangief, whom he met and wrestled with for a bit.
    • Posion, on the other hand is still very miffed on how King II placed his Mighty Swing on Hugo, though.
  • Although he's on easy terms with Jin Kazama, he remains wary of him, still remembering his crazy gambit of becoming a dictator.
  • Is a very forgiving person, as long as you're not that evil, he will forgive you for your mistakes. Being raised by a Religious Bruiser (the previous King) helps out. This is why he hangs around with Zuko a lot and is being considered to be one of the monitors of the GUAG Token Evil Teammates to inspire forgiveness.
  • Being caught in his grab is one of the most dangerous thing that can happen to his enemies. He just doesn't let go until after a long session of slamming and throwing the enemy.
  • Whether in the mortal realm or in the Pantheon, King enjoys participating in a wrestling match every now and then. Alongside Bret Hart, King also tutors the younger deities in the art of wrestling, in his spare time.
    • Has recently asked Rey Mysterio to enter the Pantheon as the God of Masked Luchadors. Rey accepted, and welcomed his entrance to the Pantheon by brawling with King II. It ended with a draw and a handshake between the gods. Then when he found out that Rey helped ascend El Santo, King was utterly speechless. Some say that they could see tears falling down his mask when King met up with El Santo.
  • Was very livid when he heard of Ogre's ascension; The Aztec God of Fighting was responsible for the death of the original King. It is during these times that he's willing to team up with Jin Kazama.

    Rainbow Mika 
Mika Nanakawa, Goddess of Ass Attacks (Rainbow Mika)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her Wrestling Costume And A Microphone
  • Theme Song: Theme of R. Mika -SFV Arrange-, Prismatic Stars, or Final Race
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Amazonian Beauty, Her Tag-Team Partner Is An Assist Character, Boobs of Steel, Fanservice, Girlish Pigtails, Impossibly Tacky Leotard of Power, Large Ham, Male Gaze, Loony Fan To Zangief, Looks Caucasian, But Is Japanese, Murderous Thighs, Wide-Eyed Idealist
  • Domains: Professional Wrestling
  • Sponsored By: Karin Kanzuki
  • Followers: The Rumble Roses Girls
  • Allies: Zangief, Hakan, Edmond Honda, Mike Haggar, (her fellow wrestlers), Sakura Kasugano, Dan Hibiki
  • Wrestling Rivals: Julia Chang (as Jaycee), King II, Jax Briggs
  • High Priestess: Yamato Nadeshiko (her former joshi tag team partner; seriously, that's her name)
  • Herald: Yoko Harmageddon (her trainer)
  • 18 years after her debut, Rainbow Mika's ascension was made possible by Hakan, Mike Haggar, Edmond Honda, and Zangief. Her ascension came just in time for her return to the Street Fighter scene. For Mika, being ascended was better than being inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame. The welcome party soon degenerated into a brawl over which style of wrestling was better. It ended in a draw, the banquet hall trashed.
  • Her sponsor, Karin Kanzuki, welcomed her into the Pantheon. Karin had planned to pay for Mika's ascension into the Pantheon, but Mika's wrestling buddies had already cleared Mika's ascension.
  • As she is Goddess of Ass Attacks, Mika's tend to launch herself at her opponents ass-first in some of her moves, particularly her signature Flying Peach, and one of her Super Moves involve both her and Yamato doing the same. Pretty fitting.
  • While Crimson Viper and Chun-Li can give Mika a run for her money in the bust and thigh size respectively, it's confirmed that Mika has the biggest bust and hips out of the ascended female Street Fighters. Only her trainer, the golf-cart riding, shinai-wielding, retired pro wrestler Yoko Harmageddon (who also serves as Mika's Herald), has her beat by a country mile. Even more funny as to the reason why Yoko retired from wrestling, which just so happened to be due to back problems.
  • The reason why she dislikes Heihachi Mishima stems from his pet bear, Kuma. Kuma had stolen her first wrestling costume and destroyed it when he put it on, much to her dismay.
  • Mika had asked permission from both Cesaro and Steve Austin to use the Giant Swing and the Stone Cold Stunner respectively. Both men had given her their blessings, and Mika has used both moves to devastating effect, as Vega found out. Both The Swiss Superman and the Texas Rattlesnake approve of how Mika used their moves. Vega promised vengeance for being used as a punching bag as Mika went for the face.
  • Mika finds herself a top contender in Frank West's PERFECT EROTICA photo contest. Mika had given Frank the okay to photograph both her and her tag-team partner, Yamato Nadeshiko. After all, they are a tag-team. Jiraiya, however did not get their permission to photograph them, which resulted in the perverted hermit being on the receiving end of the patented Peach Assault (the Double-Ass-To-The-Face Attack) by both Mika and Yamato. Despite the concussion and cracked skull, Jiraiya was heard saying that "it was totally worth it."
  • While Mika does compete in the Pantheon's wrestling circuit, she is strictly representing Japanese wrestling in the Pantheon. That and she does not want to get on Yoko's bad side. Again. Despite her back problems, Yoko is still scary.
  • Idolized Zangief, even training under him to enhance her wrestling abilities. While she was unable to overcome a rampaging bear (as Zangief made the save), he was impressed with her bravery nonetheless.

Zangief, God of Spinning Piledrivers (Red Cyclone, Red Tank, Iron Cyclone, Gief, Master Zangief)


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