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    Nostalgia Critic 
The Nostalgia Critic, God of Caustic Criticism (Formerly the Plot Hole and Donnie DuPre)
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Lesser Gods

    Bart Simpson 
Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson, God of Prank Calls (El Barto, Bartman, Lord of the Chalkboard)
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  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Grafitti with the words "El Barto" (Bart)
  • Theme Song: Do the Bartman
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Bratty Half-Pint With slingshots, Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist, The Prankster, Mouthy Kid, Meaningful Names, Lovable Rogue, Momma's Boy
  • Domains: Mischief, Troublemaking, Children, Prank Calls
  • Allies: Ned Bigby, Phineas Flynn, Dennis the Menace, Kevin McCallister, Stitch, Homer (his father), Marge (his mom), Lisa (his sister), Krusty the Clown, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gumball Watterson
  • Enemies: Sideshow Bob, Princess Morbucks, Stewie Griffin, Eric Cartman
  • Friendly Rivals: Seymour Skinner, Edna Krabappel, Moe Syzslak, Darkwing Duck
  • Former Opposition: The Robot Chicken
  • Bart was once Dennis' High Priest and later his Co-God. However, Bart eventually decided that he wanted to have his own realm, letting him be unique. After review of one of his most iconic attributes, Bart became God of Prank Calls.
  • Even though they have an intense Sibling Rivalry, Bart was upset to hear that Lisa lost her original spot in the Pantheon, and vowed to try and find a way to get her to reascend. He was very happy to hear that she was being reworked to find her a new domain.
  • Despite the fact that 1. He has known Bart for all his life and has heard him speak frequently and 2. Bart was given his realm specifically for targeting him, Moe still has no idea that Bart's behind the prank calls that plague him. No one wants to tell him though; everyone agrees it'd spoil the joke. Moe, for his Bart, was glad to hear Bart got ascended, but still thinks he's Dennis' co-God.
  • Bart still hangs out with Dennis frequently, and they spend most of their time pranking the older Gods. In fact, they once made Bart's signature phone prank to Moe Syzlak... it infuriated him, but at least they enjoyed like no other. Some of Bart's other friends join in, but none as often as Dennis.
  • All the houses and vehicles have switched to reinforced windows since the sudden spike in "mysterious and coincidental" breakages that happened when Dennis arrived, now they're reinforced even moreso with Bart's ascension.
  • He's glad that one of their followers, a certain Kevin McCallister, joined the Pantheon. He even agreed to help him booby trap a few houses in his spare time.
  • He visits Jeff Albertson's temple frequently. As a former manager, he knows tons of secrets about his store, and if Comic Book Guy is out pestering other deities, he sometimes lets his friends in to see some rare films, for a price of course.
  • Bart once went on down to South Park, where he got along well with the four boys initially. However, when he heard Cartman call Kyle a dirty Jew, Bart immediately confronted the kid, as his personal hero is Jewish. Not one to be intimidated, Cartman told Bart about the last older kid who messed with him, one Scott Tenorman. Since that time, Bart has seen Cartman as a warning of what he could be if he doesn't restrain himself. He still enjoys hanging out with the other three kids.
  • Bart also doesn't get along well with Stewie Griffin, especially after he crossed the line with his dark prank call. Stewie says that Bart is a weakling pretending to be cool, but rumors have it that he may have a romantic inkling towards the spiky haired boy.
  • Ned Bigby and Bart hit it off when they met at school one day, both running away from a principal after a prank. The boys bonded over their mutual love of pranking, procrastinating and sliding through school with no effort. The only thing that confuses Bart is why Ned is working on the guide, as it seems like a long-term project with huge effort.
  • Bart met Gumball Watterson in detention one day, where they became friends as well given their similar interests and proclivity for getting into trouble. However, while Bart enjoys mischief for mischief's sake, Gumball is more likely to get into trouble due to his laziness or poor planning than anything intentional of his part.
  • Deciding to go out around the Heavens as Bartman one night, Bart ran into Darkwing Duck, literally. From that collision, a great rivalry was born, with both characters thinking they were the better light-hearted version of the caped crusader. Bart says he came up with the gimmick first so he has dibs, while Darkwing says he's done it more consistently and has a better catchphrase (when pressed, Bart will concede the catchphrase is pretty great.)

    Conker the Squirrel 
Conker the Squirrel, God of Adult Parodies of Kiddy Media
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    Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert 
Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert, Patron Saints of Criticism (Eugene Kal Siskel, The Movie Answer Man (Ebert), Lean Hisskill & Codger Eggbert, Mayor Ebert)
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On the Left: Gene Siskel, On the Right: Roger Ebert

    Pyrocynical 
"So guys, we did it, i have become a god in the Trope Pantheons"

Pyrocynical, God of Self-Deprecation (Niall, Pyro, Cancer, Cute Little Lesbian)

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Pyro's Avatar
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Pyro's Real Face
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His TV Head. Other times, a purple Top Hat.
  • Theme Song: Whitewoods - Beach Walk
  • Alignment: True Neutral. Tethers the line between Chaotic Good and Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Cringe Comedy, Self-Deprecation, Brutal Honesty, Deadpan Snarker, Always made fun of, Looks like a Lesbian in real life, Game End
  • Domains: Youtube, Videos, Cancer, Cringe, Furries, Bullying Children
  • Allies: Shrek, Freddy Fazbear, The Rock, Steve?, Spyro the Dragon, Howard and Kreese, Roadhog, Cuphead and Mugman, Canti
  • Enemies: His Audience (Represented in the pantheon as The Mob), The House of Justice, Thanos, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach
  • Opposes: Garfield, Spiderman, Elsa
  • Opposed by: The House of Children
  • Pyrocynical is a british Youtuber, widely considered to be cancer incarnate. One day, he was preparing to make another video about Fortnite when suddenly in the middle of one of his unfunny skits he tripped and fell from his bed into a random hole that opened in his bedroom-floor. He then fell down from a high altitude and dropped into a body of water and when he emerged he got greeted by an army of children reciting the "So guys, we did it." meme that has haunted Pyro for several years. Then he wound up in the Court of Gods, where they told the confused and perplexed youtube that it was actually a prank and that he was selected to be the new god of Self-Deprecation humor (something he does often). At first he didn't believe that some random fictional characters assigned him a weird job out of nowhere, but then he found out that the place he was in was very real and that he wasn't prepared for what he was about to witness.
  • He rose to fame by making MLG Montage Parodies then switched to video commentary, although he frequently targets children. He became infamous for the latter fact since even to this day he still bullies children and the local House of Children has Pyrocynical as the number one enemy (Somehow he is considered worse than Pennywise the Clown) and the resident deities are trained in numerous ways to bully Pyro in turn. When word got to them about Pyro's incoming ascension, they decided to arrange the "So guys, we did it" prank as a way to scare him off, but the children knew perfectly that Pyro would come back and bully them.
  • Good friends with Shrek, the ogre being a bit bothered at first about the infamous "Shrek has Swag" video but then he learned to get over it. Pyro was scared at first, fearing that Shrek would try to punch him in the face but he turned out to be a nice sport about the video. After that, he proceeded to make a review about the first Shrek film, claiming to be the best movie ever made.
  • His avatar used to be based on Foxy the Pirate but then he added a head screen to it, this being the form he chooses to be in the Pantheon even though many people has accused him of being a furry (he is not). He is friends with Freddy and sometimes when he takes the television from his head he still resembles Foxy, making the animatronics confuse him from a Foxy variant even though.
    • On that note, he may have a TV for a head but he is not related to Canti. Nonetheless, he does get along fine with the robot.
  • Sometimes, Pyro is able to actually make videos that don't rely on bullying, instead doing some in-depth review from certain things like Videogames or Fandoms. He did an analysis on Cuphead once and after finding out about the good thing he said about the game, both Cuphead and Mugman were very happy about said video. They became friends with Pyro afterwards, but they are a bit weary of him considering his tendency to bully children.
  • Claims to be friends with The Rock and has shown proof of that but nobody believes him. Then he found out he is a god and went to visit him, trying to convince him to stop playing Minecraft and that they should collab again. Dwayne had no idea what this kid meant but he rolled with it.
  • Pyrocynical was glad that he finally found a place where he could be free of his fans constant bullying and finally have some time to relax. Then when strolling around the House of Mentalism he came accross the Mob from Twitch Plays Pokemon and some of their members happened to be subscribed to Pyro. After spotting him, they started requesting the Petscop 2 review or else they would start chanting the "so guys, we did it" meme and then subscribe to Pewdiepie until he does so. Needless to say, he stayed in his temple for one week until the Mob went away but they still don't give up on Petscop 2.
  • While at the beginning his face was unknown, he later revealed it around late 2016. He then got flooded with comments that he looked like a cute little lesbian and that stigma has followed here in the pantheon after getting similar comments from other deities, which made him prefer to stay in his avatar form.
  • He is an avid gamer and has noticed that plenty of videogame characters he tends to meme on are ascended. He first went to meet Spyro the Dragon since he was a huge fan of his game series growing up and it holds a special place in his heart, something that the purple dragon was flattered by. Then he went to see Roadhog, allegedly his favourite character from Overwatch and sometimes he evens dons his gas mask. The Junker only tolerates him because he is somehow a lot more bearable than his partner Junkrat but he does agreed that he should be banned from making more Overwatch videos.
    • Has a bit of a vitriolic relationship with Steve from Minecraft, mostly because Pyro tends to make fun of his game series and especially the sounds he makes when he dies, but they are on good terms anyway. That said, he once teamed up with memelord Grandayy to bully Pyro.
  • Not very fond of the House of Justice, allegedly because his dad is in prison and he is trying to figure out a way to break him out of it. The members of said house don't even take him seriously.
  • Howard and Kreese consider his style of humor pretty good. They also think he is a pussy that targets children because if he dared go after someone older they would probably tear him a new one and even the children he targets also tend to bully him back. He has admitted that they are not wrong, but also stated that bullying children is also a pretty fun hobbie.
  • There are two people that he definitely cannot tolerate. One is Thanos, not because of the atrocities he commited, but because he is the reason the "THANOS CAR" meme exist, making the titan wonder what's the deal with this kid. The other is Garfield, for the simple reason that he recorded too many hours playing Garfield Kart for his videos and now he cannot disassociate the game with its titular character and he hates him for it.
    • On a similar note, Pyro likes to stay away from Spiderman and Elsa, mostly because he can't forget about the weird and cringy videos that surfaced a while back featuring them both. In a surprising turn of the events, they do agree with him that those videos are misleading and not even educational but he rarely tries to listen to them.
  • One thing that Pyrocynical really hates is outdated memes spouted by people who have no idea what they mean and it doesn't help that he is constantly pestered by his fanbase with memes that he doesn't like. One such deity that does that is Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard, who tends to do that during his time as a servant. Pyro decided to do a video on him and while during the video he noticed that Blackbeard has a weird fascination with little girls, making him think he was a pedophile. After finding out about the video and seeing, the pirate almost shanked Pyrocynical and swore that he would get his revenge somehow.
  • Another quick way to piss him off is to quote the "So guys, we did it" meme. It's rumored that the last time someone tried to make a meme out of it, Pyro stabbed him 250.000 times.
  • Widely considered to be the number one most cancer deity in the pantheon. He is very proud of that title.
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    "Weird Al" Yankovic 
Alfred Matthew Yankovic, God of Parodies Better Remembered Than The Originals (Weird Al Yankovic, Cheese Sandwich, Wreck-Gar, Milo Murphy, Dr. Screwball Jones)
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Regular Al
Cheese Sandwich 
Wreck-Gar 
  • Theme Song: Dare To Be Stupid
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: An Accordion. As Cheese Sandwich, it's his cutie mark (two halves of a cheese sandwich with gooey strings of cheese)
  • Portfolio: Affectionate Parody that are more remembered than the original, Satire, Parody and Pastiche, Those Who Are White And Nerdy
  • Domain: Parody, Accordions.
  • Allies: Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, Coolio (after a long rivalry), Pinkie Pie, Optimus Prime, Johnny Bravo
  • Opposed by: Eminem, Prince
  • If there's a song to be written, Weird Al will find a way to make it funny by changing the words to include easy-to-recognize pop-culture references. He scoffs at the Friedberg/Seltzer directing team for taking the shotgun approach to parody by throwing out unrelated references to see what sticks.
  • He also has the magic ability to turn nearly any song into some form of polka mix. all he needs is his divine accordion.
  • Morrigan Aensland once tried to seduce him, but when he noticed that one of her teeth was 0.0019 milimeters smaller than the others, he simply replied with the following line before calmly walking away: "You're close, but no cigar!".
  • Al is, however polite enough to ask before he parodies the work of someone else in the House of Music, even though the Higher Gods agreed he isn't legally obligated to. Usually this is considered a high honor, as Weird Al normally doesn't parody a song unless its enormously popular. Different deities have different feelings about his making parodies of his work, though. For example, Michael Jackson always found him Actually Pretty Funny, and is happy to allow him to continue to parody his work. However, Eminem snubbed him, and instead Weird Al did a scathing parody interview.
  • Al has been petitioning to get his pet Harvey the Wonder Hamster ascended as God of Hamsters, but no luck so far.
  • His temple is modeled after the set of The Weird Al Show, and is situated twenty miles below the Earth's surface.
  • A pony version of him known as Cheese Sandwich can sometimes be seen. This version of Al hangs out with the Equestrian gods, particularly Pinkie Pie, to make amazing parties.
    • A Transformer known as Wreck-Gar has also hanged out, who has been trying to find his purpose in life. One thing is for sure, everyone knows that Wreck-Gar "dares to be stupid."
      • And now, there's a young boy named "Milo Murphy", descendant of the man who coined "Murphy's Law" that causes unexplainable mayhem wherever he goes. This avatar has become friendly with both Phineas and Ferb.
      • Yet another version of him can be seen, this one the most bizzare of them all- a banana named Dr. Screwball Jones, a villain who wants to force happiness onto others. Wander really doesn't like him.
  • Is very impressed that Joseph Joestar would know in good details about his works.
  • Alongside Don Knotts and the Blue Falcon, Al attempted to do a makeover on Johnny Bravo and his show, although the changes weren't well-received by the target demographic. Nowadays, Johnny doesn't mind Al, but makes sure to keep him away from his hairdo.

Demigods

    Foghorn Leghorn 
Foghorn Leghorn, Patron Saint of Unintentional Criticism Validation (Foggy, Loud-Mouthed Schnook)
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  • Theme Music: Camptown Races (part of it at least; usually sung by himself); Cock of the Walk (if he's feeling bold)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His face
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good/True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Large Ham, Awesome Mc Coolname, Motor Mouth, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Clucking Funny, Meaningful Name
  • Domains: Chickens, Comedy
  • Heralds: Henery Hawk, Barnyard Dawg, Miss Prissy, Egghead Jr., Fowlmouth
  • Allies: Bugs Bunny, Billy Hatcher, Daffy Duck, The Farmer, Lolranger
  • Rivals: Itazura Griefers, Eustace Bagge
  • Enemies: Trollkaiger, Grand Duke of Owls
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis with: Link, Duck Hunt Dog
  • A loudmouthed and fast-talking rooster, Foghorn Leghorn is known for being a bit of a prankster towards those that deliberately harm him and making snarky simile-styled remarks at anyone he witnesses doing something kind of stupid. That said, whenever someone tends to fire an insult back at him, whatever Foghorn says in an attempt to refute it seem to indicate that the insult directed at him is accurate, whether he wants it or not.
  • The Grand Duke of Owls was really offended when he learned about another rooster. Although Foghorn doesn't really do a whole lot in the way of signaling when morning arrives (though there was that one time where an argument between Foggy, Sylvester, Henery Hawk, and Barnyard Dawg took place on what constitued a rooster that ended with whoever would did cock-a-doodle at morning being considered that animal), it didn't stop the owl from coming up with various schemes to at the very least, put Foghorn in an undesirable scenario.
  • Foghorn has taken plenty of issue towards Link's pointless attacking of Cuccos and finds it satisfying whenever these chickens attack Link in retaliation. Link doesn't care that much for the rooster, but decided not to attack him out of concern that whatever Foghorn could do in retaliation is just as bad as what the Cuccos could do.
  • If in a rather mischievious mood, the Duck Hunt Dog would go out and annoy Foggy with his assortment of weapons. Needless to say, Foghorn would often get back at that dog with his own set of tricks. In a way it's much like Foghorn's confrontations with the Barnyard Dawg, only with a lot more explosive cans and frisbees involved.
  • Despite being a kid in a chicken suit (something that Foghorn pointed out the first time they met in his own unique way), Billy Hatcher gets along pretty well with him regardless of the chicken not really doing much in regards to a rooster's typical duty signaling when morning will come.
  • After hearing about a group of pranksters Bugs Bunny befriended and formed a group with, the chicken decided to see what that wabbit was talking about. Foghorn occasionally gets himself involved with the shenanigans of Lolranger. As for the other prankster groups, he naturally didn't like Trollkaiger for being too deliberately malicious for jokesters and often gets into a kerfuffle against the Itazura Griefers.
  • He can usually be seen relaxing on the fields that are tended by The Farmer. The Farmer doesn't mind that much, though he (sometimes she) finds it kind of weird to be seeing a giant talking chicken amidst the normal-sized, non-talking, animals on a farm.
    • On the other hand, there's often conflict going on between him and rival farmer Eustace Bagge. Foghorn often belittles him over being a cruel and selfish person that has accomplished very little. Eustace would often fire back, claiming that Foghorn hasn't been that successful at other things either. Shouting matches between the two are not uncommon and they sometimes end with slapstick involved.
  • While he isn't the most pleasant guy out there due to his loudness, he is capable of showing niceness depending on what happens. On a handful of occasions, he is a legitimately caring person, though his intelligence isn't that great during those instances. That and he placed plenty of trust on Daffy (who is probably an even bigger idiot than Foghorn sometimes) in these moments.
  • No one is sure why he decided to promote fried chicken for a short period of time at the House of Food. It took a while before Foghorn realized the implications of such to stop him promoting meals that are basically that of his own kind. Either that or him being shown this and getting offended by it was the cause for him quitting that job.
    • Following that debacle, he decided to try and be a book narrator. Not only did it turn out that he'd make a bad example of such, but the whole incident ended up being used to promote car insurance, of all things.

    The Satellite of Love Crew 
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The Satellite of Love Crewmembers , Gods of Riffing (Crow & Tom: The Bots; Joel, Mike, & Jonah: The Guy(s) Shot in Space)

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Crow, Joel, Mike, & Tom
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  • Demigods
  • Symbol: An asteroid with the words "Mystery Science Theater 3000" carved in it
  • Theme Song: MST3K Theme with Joel, Mike, or Jonah; Mighty Science Theater (The Return)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Riffing Hilariously Bad Movies, Captive Audience, Rapid-Fire Comedy
  • Domains: Movies, Comedy, Space
  • High Priests: RiffTrax
  • Followers: Graham Stark and Paul Sanders, Incognito Cinema Warriors XP, Slowbeef and Diabeetus
  • Heralds: Gypsy, Cambot
  • Deities from Riffed Movies: Godzilla, Gamera, Santa Claus, Hercules, The Gill-Man, Merlin, Hamlet, Reptilicus
  • Allies: Gex, Siskel & Ebert
  • Enemies: Ed Wood, Guinea Creatures, The Vogons, Dr. Zaius (mainly on Mike & the Bots)
  • Odd Friendship: Adam West
  • Wary of: SCP-2006, Mr. Plinkett
  • In the not-too-distant future, there was a mad scientist who sought to take over the world and to get closer to that goal, he launched a hapless employee called Joel Robinson into outer space. The scientist sent Joel a bunch of bad movies to try and see if there was one so terrible it could be used for world conquest. Luckily for Joel, he built some robots, including Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, to help him survive life in space and to make fun of the movies. After Joel escaped due to circumstances, a temp by the name of Mike Nelson was sent to space, and he too riffed the movies alongside the bots. Much later after Mike left, a space delivery guy named Jonah Heston fell for a fake SOS signal and like Joel and Mike before him, riffing movies with robots ensued after some upgrades were made to the bots. Don't try to ask if any of this makes sense (especially how they eat and breathe, and other science facts) and instead just relax.
  • A portal above the Pantheon appeared one day, bringing with it a ship that resembled a metallic bone. A group of deities made the effort to try and contact the ship to see if anything of interest would happen. They did get contact and what they managed to find was three guys and some robots talking about bad movies. It was a bit confusing initially, so Joel opted to explain to whoever was trying to contact them about their ordeal and what they normally do. The crew of the Satellite of Love was later told what the Pantheon was and that they have a bit more options in what they want to do, including deciding when and what kind of cheesy movie they want to make fun of.
  • Being a part of the Pantheon meant that some of the characters from the numerous movies the crew has watched are indeed real. Crow once made an attempt to make the slogan for the House of Magic "believe in magic or I will kill you", which didn't go anywhere (and Merlin felt the phrase was too forceful). The crew also expected Santa Claus to be around and got around to talking to him, with the conversation being about martians and demons among other things. Mike and Hamlet got into a talk about different versions of the latter's tale, with Hamlet getting very annoyed over this "Alas, Poor Who?" game show that Mike attempted to come up and host for. Even if Raleigh Becket & Mako Mori aren't from any movie the crew has watched, the pair was completely puzzled when they were being told about a story too similar to theirs.
    • This also meant that the many movie monsters that's been a part of the crew's viewing experience is real and can pose a dangerous threat to them if they're not careful. To that extent, it also meant that the crew not only learned about more adventures that Godzilla and Gamera took part of, but that the two have gotten themselves involved with fights against other giant monsters that inhabit the Pantheon. While this could in theory mean that someone can make a B-Movie out of it and pass it off as such, it also meant that the crew is in a more dangerous scenario than they were before.
      • On another note, the Satellite of Love also learned about the handful of filmmakers present in the Pantheon and the kinds of movies they've done. The crew does intend on watching some of them (and mocking them if the films turn out to be bad). Of these filmmakers, there's a bit of bad blood between the crew and Ed Wood, mainly over how the former watched some of the latter's films and made fun of how low-quality they are.
  • Having been used to watching a lot of bad movies with each other for a while, the crew became a bit interested in other deities who have spent a lot of their lives reviewing not just movies, but other forms of media. It helps that they know a bit about movie criticism or two (or more accurately, chewing out Leonard Maltin over liking both Laserblast and The Undead), and from there, they decided to visit Siskel & Ebert. The two told the crew that they have watched multiple movies good and bad throughout their lifetime and that given how the crew is able to endure bad movies (most of the time), the crew sometimes join them in watching such films to make things a bit more tolerable. It hasn't prevent a bit of riffing from time-to-time whenever Siskel and/or Ebert admit to liking something that's generally considered bad by others (i.e.: Ebert liking the live-action Garfield movies).
    • While they are generally fine with most movie critics (though they were a bit confused about Epic Voice Guy at first before meeting him in person), arguably the only one that they're concerned about is Mr. Plinkett. They find his attitude to be very off-putting, even if he makes some good points about a handful of bad films. That and the crew found his jokes to be disgusting to put it lightly.
  • Crow has tried his hand at screenwriting a few times, with his most notable "effort" being Earth vs. Soup. When the time came for it to get turned into an actual movie, it ended up being a disaster for him, due to a multitude of changes and Crow not getting any credit for it. Nevertheless, he has found some more opportunities in the Pantheon to get another screenplay in, despite others not liking what he comes up with. Then again, he and Tom have some equally weird ideas for TV shows.
  • The Invention Exchange is a quick segment that the crew has done with The Mads involving both parties showcasing some sort of weird invention to each other. There was an attempt to try and recreate this in the Pantheon with other inventors, but a number of them noticed that most the the inventions the crew has come up with tend to be strange at best and borderline useless at worst, especially since they're dealing with evil inventors far more dangerous than the Mads. It hasn't stopped subsequent Invention Exchanges from happening, those the guests for those tend to be inventors just as strange as the crew themselves.
  • Bad movies have been something that they have been used to for a long time, but they were all told of an entire race of aliens that worked on a lot of bad poetry. All of them were bewildered at the fact at the Vogons' poetry being used for torture in a way that's not too different from the Satellite of Love being sent bad movies every now and then. Even with the potential riffing material that they have on hand for those poems, the crew is still wary of the Vogons, especially since the crew was nearly pushed to breaking point by a few of the movies they saw back then and the fact that poetry rarely, if ever, offers a break between lines.
  • Dr. Zaius has more than a handful of issues with the Satellite of Love crew, especially when it comes to Mike and the Bots. Mike also has some problems with Zaius since he and the Bots ended up in a future where apes became the dominant species as a result of one of Mike's descendants falling in love with an ape. Unlike Bobo, an ape that followed the crew around that was semi-level-headed before becoming moronic and wasn't completely vile, Zaius has a lot of contempt towards humans and fully believes in ape superiority. Zaius was outraged after learning that the planet with apes that Mike and the Bots were at back then got destroyed because Mike helped the apes fix a nuclear bomb and the apes didn't know any better. That and Zaius finds the activity of mocking movies to be very meaningless.
  • Gex is someone who greatly enjoys the riffing provided by the group. Being someone who watches TV a lot, Gex often makes quips at random moments that sometimes wouldn't be too out of place when it comes to riffing cheesy movies. The crew sometimes invites Gex over to let him join in their mocking of movies and were only somewhat surprised to learn that Gex traveled through various TV shows in order to stop a villain. Gex himself has managed to find some additional quips to let out as a result of hanging out with the crew.
  • Even if they don't originate from a cheap movie, the Guinea Creatures have been mocked by the crew whenever they watch them cause some chaos on TV, comparing them to similar cheap-looking creatures form the numerous movies that they have watched back then. Despite the derision, the group does know that the damage the Guinea Creatures cause is real and not done with minature sets. They've determined that they aren't going to provoke the creatures if the crew is within distance of seeing them physically somehow.
  • SCP-2006 was a being that the crew is actually a bit wary of, if only because of information they've gotten from other sources. This thing mostly tries to scare people via transformation, but those transformations tend to come from the various cheesy movies that the crew has watched back then. Too Spooky is indeed capable of transforming into creatures far more dangerous than a cheap movie monster if in the right mindset. While the crew knows that they are simply making fun of bad movies, they know that it isn't a laughing matter if Too Spooky ends up being a genuine threat and have decided to keep their distance from the SCP.
  • Whenever Thanksgiving comes around, the crew more often than not arranges viewing parties of various cheesy movies for others to join them in on (Fear is apparently a regular participant of such given how the kinds of riffs he lets out when in watching dreams, which are presented like a movie). They'll even let others vote on what kinds of movies to watch during these sessions, but the crew has made a point that even if some movies are bad, there is a possibility that it won't be riffed due to certain graphic content the movies can have.
    • One of those Thanksgiving viewing parties had Adam West involved and the actor seems to be aware of the crew thanks to Mike and the Bots watching and mocking a movie that he starred in. That specific Thanksgiving party even had Adam West introduce that particular movie that he was in. Mike and the Bots even tried to do a play based on Batman, though that hasn't gone far in the production stage.

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    Johnny Turbo 
Johnny Turbo, God of Covert Ridicule (Jonathan Brandsetter, Majestic Beluga Whale)
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  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: A Turboduo with a HuCard of Lords of Thunder
  • Alignment: Lawful Stupid (thinks he's Lawful Good)
  • Portfolio: Acrofatic, Idiot Hero, No Celebrities Were Harmed, Product Placement, Super Strength, Takes Turbografx-16 Games Very Seriously, Doesn't Realize He's The Butt Of A Joke
  • Domains: Lies, Trickery, Wrath
  • Followers: Awesome Possum, Aero The Acrobat
  • Allies: Bonk, Bomberman, Sherlock Holmes (one sided on his part), The Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Rivals: Mario, Kevin Keene
  • Enemies: Everyone in the Sega pantheon (especially Sonic the Hedgehog and Segata Sanshiro), Linkara, Darkwing Duck
  • Pities: Anyone who buys a Sega console or game
  • Pitied By: Luigi, The Professor
  • Opposes: The GUAM
  • Conflicting Opinion: With Mario on whether or not the Turbografx-16 actually is a 16-bit console or not.note 
  • Johnny Turbo, a short lived pseudo-mascot created by NEC for a very short lived series of promo comics in the early 90's to promote their Turbografx-16 console, wallowed in obscurity for years, having been fired by NEC after the failure of their console (in the US, at least) and having to fall back on his job of being a "computer expert" to make ends meet since. In the 2000s, he was brought back into the public image by webmaster Sardius, and again in the 2010s by Linkara, which eventually led to him ascending into the Pantheon.
  • Johnny Turbo is believed to be an extreme caricature of a real life toady of the NEC corporation named Jonathan A. Brandsetter, who completely vanished from the public view and hasn't been heard from since the early 90's. When Johnny Turbo was asked if he and Jonathan were one and the same, he would neither confirm nor deny it.
  • Johnny keeps his private life (what little he has anyway) kept tightly under wraps. He is believed to be still sharing rooms with his sidekick Tony, but he has denied that they are anything beyond Heterosexual Life-Partners in spite of the unusual third issue of his comic.
  • Due to being a complete tool and going out of his way to shill NEC's product long after they dropped out of the console market, to the point of outright making up lies and spreading malicious propaganda about competitor Sega, Johnny Turbo is looked down upon with disdain by the Gaming Pantheon as a nuisance and a relic of a bygone age who just can't let go of the past. They have tried to explain to him many times that he was just a pawn in their business schemes and that his comic was intended as a mockery of the very company he promoted, but he absolutely refuses to believe this, even after NEC had long severed ties with him and ascending into the Pantheon specifically because he served that purpose. Even the fact that NEC ended up making games for Sega consoles (including porting his beloved Lords of Thunder to the Sega CD) anyway doesn't phase him.
  • In spite of (or maybe because of) his odd personality, Johnny Turbo has shown potential to be a threat. He has a strong, if extremely misguided and overzealous, sense of justice, and he is surprisingly agile and strong for someone of his girth, capable of lifting a grown man right into the air with one arm and executing running uppercuts that can send men flying several feet away. He is seen carrying a laser pistol, but he rarely uses it, mainly because he's not a very good shot with it.
  • Due to his origins as a mouthpiece for NEC to bash Sega, he does not have a good relationship with the company or anyone directly associated with it, even though NEC and its former rival Nintendo had long buried the hatchet with them. While usually benign, the subject of the old console wars will immediately trigger him, and he has been known to launch unprovoked attacks on Sega (and occasionally Nintendo) staff due to this. He used to accuse Sega of getting successful by scamming customers to purchase their Sega CD add-on without telling them that they need to own the Sega Genesis system beforehand for it to even work...despite this information being clearly advertised on every Sega CD box. Once he was called out on this, he immediately switched to accusing Sega of forming a monopoly with Nintendo on CD-based consoles. He also believes the modern NEC to be a pale imitation of its former self run by evil Sega robots in secret.
  • Prior to the above events, Johnny Turbo had a chance encounter with Segata Sanshiro, and challenged him to a duel. In mere seconds, Segata effortlessly disarmed and defeated Johnny, and forced him to spend a day playing Sega Saturn games against his will in an attempt to get through to him. Unfortunately, this experience traumatized Johnny and only drove him to hate Sega even more. Johnny attempted to take legal action against him, but the case was thrown out of court, not only because Johnny provoked the fight himself, but because Segata didn't physically harm Johnny, and no court would be willing to incite the wrath of Segata by trying to convict him anyway.
  • While he has a rivalry with the Nintendo company, he has much more respect for it and its staff than Sega. Johnny also greatly appreciated that Nintendo was willing to rerelease Turbografx-16 games on their Virtual Console, even if he still thinks the Wii and Wii U "just doesn't compare" to the real deal. However, this doesn't mean he hasn't challenged them on occasion—he once had a run-in with Kevin "Captain N" Keene and challenged him on the basis that his 16-bit Turbografx-16 was superior to his beloved 8-bit NES, but Kevin saw him as such a pitiful character that he just paused him in place and left the scene instead of wasting time fighting him. Johnny eventually got a part-time gig for Nintendo shilling ports of Data East's arcade games on the Nintendo Switch, so he's appropriately softened his stance on the company even more.
  • Johnny is wistfully nostalgic for the 90's and yearns for the days when the Turbografx-16 was competing alongside the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. His entire temple (an exact replica of his old apartment) is practically a museum of the early 90's, and he still uses antiquated lingo like "Radical" and "Bodacious". He is believed to be chatroom buddies with Rextro Sixtyfourus due to this.
  • He became a fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd due to him complimenting the Turbografx-16 as only having one significantly bad game. Although he was greatly annoyed by his love of Sega, the Nerd made up for it by criticizing the Sega CD and 32X, and then trashing Sonic's infamous 2006 game. This did make Darkwing Duck a foe of his due to the aforementioned game.
  • However, he has an acrimonious relationship with Linkara due to him mocking his comic, and has made an effort to avoid him.
  • To this day, he maintains a friendly relationship with Bonk and Bomberman due to them being allies in the glory days of the Turbografx-16.
  • He praises Sherlock Holmes for his FMV based video game headlining the Turbo CD, but Holmes finds him annoying and prefers to stay at arms length from him.
  • Bubsy, Awesome Possum and Aero the Acrobat are all loyal followers of his due to them seeing Sonic the Hedgehog as their foe to beat. Johnny has mixed feelings about their loyalty due to them being pale imitations of one of his greatest foes and for appearing on Sega consoles instead of his beloved Turbografx console, but he tolerates their presence since none of them are directly affiliated with Sega.
  • He is not well liked by the GUAM due to his thoughts on robots, and the feeling is mutual. The Professor briefly formed a friendship with him on this basis, but it soured upon discovering his unprovoked assault on Alex Kidd, and he is no longer on speaking terms with him. However, Professor understands that Johnny is not of sound mind and shows pity rather than contempt for him.
  • He attempted to get himself nominated for entry into the Smash Bros. on the basis of being made by a video game company to promote video games. His offer was rejected due to a technicality, as the basic qualifications stated that all contestants had to debut in an actual video game to be eligible, and not just be tangentially related to video games. Even if it weren't for this, it would be very unlikely that Johnny would have been selected as a playable candidate anyway.
  • Johnny was absolutely euphoric when he got to make a long-belated playable appearance in the video game Crystal Crisis, although he personally wishes it could be ported to his beloved Turboduo as well, and was slightly annoyed that even starring in that game still didn't make him eligible for entry into the Smash Bros.

    Sidney Prescott 
Sidney Prescott, Goddess of Indecisive Parodies (Sid, Laura, Grim Reaper, Angel of Death)
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  • Quasigoddess
  • Symbol: The Ghostface mask behind a 90s landline phone
  • Theme Song: "Scream: Sidney's Lament"
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: The final survivor of her franchise, a spree of murders wherever she goes, Action Survivor who eventually became an Action Girl, deeply scarred (in both senses) by her experiences, having her killer related to her, twice, frequently snarks on horror movie's plots, became famous for her encounter with Ghostface (much to her dismay), got her life destroyed by the encounter but gains wisdom from it
  • Domains: Survival, Slasher Movies, Murder, Deconstruction, Parodies, Tropes
  • Heralds: Gale Weathers, Dewey Riley, Randy Meeks
  • Allies: Laurie Strode (in a Vitriolic Best Buds way), Buffy Summers, Abed Nadir, Lisbeth Salander, Luke Skywalker, The Investigation Team, The MST3K Crew, Monica Geller, Tree Gelbman
  • Enemies: Any serial killer, including Michael Myers, Hannibal Lecter, Jack the Ripper, Freddy Krueger, Johan Liebert, Patrick Bateman, etc., GUAE Trollkaiger
  • Opposed to: Darth Vader
  • Pities: Marion Crane
  • Sidney Prescott was a troubled but still fairly regular high school student living in the American small town of Woodsboro. One night, two classmates of hers were murdered in a crime eerily similar to her own mother's murder several years before. Soon it became clear that the killer's main target was Sid herself, but Ghostface, as the killer is known, was perfectly content to off anyone with even a loose connection to her along the way. Eventually, Sid did get rid of Ghostface with the help of Intrepid Reporter Gale Weathers, town cop Dewey Riley and horror geek Randy Meeks. Unfortunately this wasn't the end of Sid's troubles, as a slew of copycat killers would appear and target her and her loved ones, again, again and again.
  • What makes her tales special is how much they make fun of and deconstruct horror movie staples at a time when the genre was in desperate need of fresh air. On the other hand, for all of the lampshade hanging and genre savviness, plenty of it is still played as a straight slasher movie. Because of this, she was awarded with Indecisive Parody.
  • Has a hard time making friends around the Pantheon, not for lack of deities wanting to be friends with her, but because she's afraid they'll become targets of the next Ghostface imitators, which seems to always be the case back in her universe. Not to mention the possibility that one of her friends might be a Ghostface. She also tends to lock herself inside her temple to make sure no psychos can get in.
  • Most of the Ghostfaces have had very personal connections to Sidney, which makes their identities spoileriffic. It also means that Sidney hates talking about them even more than the average Final Girl hates talking about her respective slasher villain, so it's unlikely that she'll be the one to ruin her own movies for those who have yet to see them.
  • Even within her universe, as if things couldn't get more meta, her story was fictionalized as a trilogy of slasher movies called Stab, much to her annoyance. The trilogy then got four more sequels with original stories... including one involving time travel, said to be the point at which it Jumped the Shark. The whole septuology is sometimes shown in the House of Theater around Halloween, prompting deities to bring their very own Ghostface costumes. Sid wishes this practice gets banned before any evil deity remembers to use the event to start their own string of murders. Nothing (too) bad has happened yet though, so her pleas have gone unheard by the Main House. One good thing to come out of it is the Satellite of Love crew ripping the septuology a new one, something Sidney applauds.
  • Sid has a mildly uneasy working relationship with Laurie Strode. This is mainly due to the fact that Sidney openly snarked about Laurie during the time the former was mortal. However, they later bonded over their share experience over a talk and discovered they are much more similar than first thought.
    • Ever since their ascension, the two of them have been consulting various therapists in the Pantheon in order to get over their trauma and to help their followers move on with their lives after the encounter with their serial killer was over. Marion is also an honorable member of the group despite not surviving her encounter with Norman.
    • Because of their experience, the two of them are leading a group that took a stand against any and all serial killers in the Pantheon. This is especially intense with killers that got away with their crime like Hannibal Lecter and Jack the Ripper.
    • Once a third slasher protagonist, Tree Gelbman, joined the Pantheon, she just had to join Laurie and Sid. Sid admires Tree's courage and Character Development, and found common ground in their snark and not all serious source material (although Tree's movie is straight up Horror Comedy instead of a slasher with deconstructive humor).
  • She paid Buffy Summers's temple a visit as she heard that the vampire slayer has encountered and survived far more horrific creatures than she has and actually scares them. However, Sidney freaked out when discovered that Buffy looked like one of her dead classmates Cici. Nonetheless, they have a lot in common as two girls whose particular lots in life since high school have taken quite a toll on their personalities.
  • Sid found that she had a lot in common with Yu Narukami and his friends when she heard of the team's exploits taking down a serial killer terrorizing a small town. The Investigation Team welcomed her as an honorary member for those reasons. Privately, Sid laments that if only she had the power of Persona, she would have been able to save her friends from Ghostface.
  • Recently struck a friendship with Luke much to the surprise of everyone due to how their mortal enemies were revealed to be related to them. With that in mind, being around Darth Vader brings her some painful memories, though she'll admit he's not quite as evil as her own relatives.
  • Befriended Monica for looking like her Fire Forged Friend and herald Gale Weathers, albeit less bitchy and more quirky.
  • Cosmos suggested that with her knowledge of horror movie scenarios, she could teach the other deities to keep from falling into the traps of any horror villains in the Pantheon. Sid certainly thinks this is a good idea to avoid future tragedy, but suggested instead that her friend and Herald Randy might be better suited to this. Randy is always happy to geek out over the "rules" of horror movies, so he took up the task. On top of that, Abed Nadir, himself extremely knowledgeable about tropes, caught wind of the project and volunteered to help. They now periodically hold seminars at the House of Theater, supervised by Sid and Laurie to ensure that the whole thing doesn't get derailed by Randy and Abed's arguments over pop-culture.
  • Much like back home, she gets a lot of prank calls in the Pantheon from deities pretending to be Ghostface (Bart Simpson ISN'T one of these people, by the way). Sid tried asking the GUAG's White Hats if they could find a way to at least discourage potential pranksters. The hacker Lisbeth Salander sympathized with her troubles, having dealt with serial killers as well, so now she makes it one of her jobs to trace any prank calls to Sidney and drop nasty surprises on the culprits. To the surprise of no one, it turns out the Trollkaiger do this a lot.
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