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Language is linear. Use and context establish tone, with an expectation for its continuation. When one suddenly uses a register, dialect, or vocabulary at a significant distance from that previously employed, the effect is fuckin' weird.

There's a certain humor in playing with different levels of language use, and the common trick is to mix "sophisticated" language (such as Spock Speak, Antiquated Linguistics, Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness, Gratuitous Foreign Language, or extremely formal Received Pronunciation British) with "unsophisticated" language (such as the Cluster F-Bomb, Totally Radical, or Buffy Speak), with the necessary awkwardness on both sides. Common examples include:

  • A quote misattribution ("In the words of the great Oscar Wilde, STFU n00b").
  • Suggesting a "technical", "professional", or obscure foreign term, followed by slang or profanity ("Your engine is what we in the business describe as 'completely screwed'." "He's what Freud used to call 'spooky'." "As the French say, you, my friend, are le utter cock.") or following a lengthy formal or descriptive analysis.
  • Slang speech or vulgarity is quoted in an official capacity or environment ("Following the officer's formal warning, the accused threatened to 'pop a cap' in the officer's posterior").
  • Slang delivered innocuously in a formal speech, especially from someone upper-class.
  • An attempt at Jive Turkey slang couched in academic or formal terminology, often drifting into Totally Radical.
  • A normally formal character resorting to profanity due to intense circumstances (see: Precision F-Strike).

A subtrope of Bathos.

Compare Buffy Speak, Jive Turkey, Delusions of Eloquence, Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick. Textbook Humor is often of this type. Not to be mistaken by name for Wicked Cultured. Precision F-Strike is a subtrope. With Due Respect is a common way of getting to this trope. See also Foreign Cuss Word.

Contrast with Expospeak Gag, where a slangy phrase is disguised in excessively formal language (although they can overlap if the speaker then "clarifies" what they were saying, probably while raising an eyebrow).


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  • There was a series of commercials for a classic-rock radio station which included unlikely people (a very old man, a nun, a school teacher) reading rock lyrics deadpan. Hilarious. This happens quite often. A local radio station had people reading out the lyrics of pop songs, sometimes ironic to the situation, other times just not what you expect. (i.e. An elderly gentleman saying, "With a rebel yell, she cried 'More! More! More!' ")
  • T-Mobile had a commercial in which a couple calls up a librarian when they have a dispute about the lyrics to "Pour Some Sugar On Me." Cue librarian, in an absolutely deadpan voice, reciting, "Pour some sugar on me. I'm hot, sticky sweet."
  • A Canadian commercial for Nortel had, while the music for the song played in the background and was apparently not heard by the characters, a Nortel executive calling a press conference...and his speech being the lyrics of "Come Together". Mixing up the funkiest lines from every verse, even.
  • A Schick commercial pairs this with Totally Radical (and you can see it from there), where an old scientist is officially testing the razor to see if it really is "off the heezy".
  • The "Queen of England," in a hot sauce ad: "Frank's Red Hot. I put that shit on everything!" The brand frequently uses innocuous little old ladies as spokespersons for the tag line, but Her Royal Majesty is probably a crowning example.
  • Rock radio stations seem to get this a lot. The UK digital radio station Planet Rock has a charmer: "If music be the food of love.... stand by for a good rogering"
  • The Blaxploitation spoof I'm Gonna Git You Sucka had a TV ad playing it up like a Merchant-Ivory motion picture — an upper-class-British-accented narrator reads it as "I Am Going To Get You, Sucker".
  • Sprint has a series of 2013 ads where James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell give dramatic readings of Facebook activity, text messaging, and the like— including a slang-filled conversation between two teenage girls. Totes magotes.

    Anime & Manga 
  • Black Lagoon:
    • Sister Eda of the Church of Violence has a habit of quoting Scripture colourfully, especially prior to the Bloodstained Glass Windows shootout in the Greenback Jane arc when an unwanted visitor tries to get sanctuary in the church.
      Eda: What the hell's your problem?! Don't you know what Jesus said in Luke 11? "Don't trouble me. The door's locked" — got that, bitch?
    • Revy also discusses topics that fall under the Genius Bonus heading... in her usual Cluster F-Bomb manner of speaking.
  • In the English dub of the Fruits Basket anime:
    Shigure: We have just witnessed what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass"...
  • Part of what makes the anime version of Chiyo-Dad from Azumanga Daioh funny, which unfortunately doesn't translate very well, is that they have Norio Wakamoto saying bizarre lines in an over-the-top voice in antiquated, very polite Japanese.
  • In the first episode of Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu, we have the polite Student Council President acting as an interpreter between military man Sosuke and a street punk who speaks in heavy slang. Hits its peak when the President's translation of Sosuke's response starts with the phrase "Listen, bitch".
  • Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt's English dub has a glorious version in the Anarchy Sisters' In the Name of the Moon speech:
    O, pitiful shadow lost in the darkness...
    O, evil spirit born of those drifting between heaven and earth...
    May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy, delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came!
    Repent, Motherfucker!
  • In The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service, Kereellis ticks off a loligoth. She invokes this trope. "Well, really! Ordinarily, we gothic lolitas strive to emulate the manners of a more refined age, but you can just go fuck yourself!"
  • In an instance that appears to owe more to Spice Up the Subtitles than comedy, one translation of YuYu Hakusho has Kuwabara call Kurama an "ostentatious bastard", basically equivalent to calling someone who uses long words a "sesquipedalian cocksucker".
  • Chamber of Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet gets a great line at the climax of the final battle, when, after a long, erudite conversation about the logic behind both his and his opponent's actions, he is given a "final warning" to shut down and surrender:
    Response to final warning: Go to hell, tin can!
  • Hellsing gives us this Ironic Echo-laden gem, courtesy of Walter:
    "My name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter. I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god."

  • Doug Stanhope has a routine in which an urban prostitute delivers an obscenity-laced tirade about how the current economic climate will force her to start doing anal to "stay competitive in the marketplace," and eventually turns into a rant against Keynesian economics.
    "The consumer gotta understand that the currency only have as much value as the consumer have faith in the currency. You gotta back that shit up with precious metal, fuckface! Fuck Kenesyian economic philosophy! That’s what I’m sayin’ to you, Angela. Fuck Keynes and his philosophy. Dig up that dead Jew, Milton Friedman. He’s a Nobel Peace Prize winnin’, motherfuckin' economic major. You dig up dat dead Jew. Axe Milton Friedman’s dead Jew corpse what he think uh the current economic crisis and he will tell you, “You better strengfin up yo shit-pussy, baby! Cuz this whole economy is goin’ down!"
  • Alan King, at Drew Carey's roast, goes through an alphabetic list of obscenities appropriate for televising the event, sparing only the 'C' word.
    Alan King: Can you tell me how to get to the New York Museum of Art, or should I just go fuck myself?
  • There is this little gem from Bill Cosby, as part of his routine on drugs, which is also one of the few times where he actually swears:
    "I once said to a guy, 'Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?' And he said, 'Well, it intensifies your personality.' And I said, 'Yes, but what if you're an asshole?'"
  • In one of ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's concert films "Controlled Chaos", one of his puppets, Walter, speculates that Barack Obama might actually be part Irish and discusses what he would say if he ever met him:
    Walter: Hey, top of the morning to you there, dawg! How's your healthcare hanging, yo, yo? Hey, that last election was a bee-yotch!
  • Billy Connolly once recounted a conversation in which he was told that a mutual acquaintance had been informed by a doctor that "His heart's fucked". Billy proceeds to give his vision of the scenario, ending with the doctor telling his patient to "Fear not", as they shall "Amble into Glasgow, you and I, to the Royal Infirmary, where I believe that they have just taken possession of a "Defuckulator".
    • He did it again, when explaining that smelling of piss is not an attractive feature, stating you'd never hear Tolstoy saying the following:
      I saw her first at Red Square, with the light glinting off her hair. I'd never forget it as I came closer. The delicate but definite smell of urine. It drew me like a magnet. Oh, Natasha, I love you, you big squirt of piss.
  • A Patton Oswalt bit on the desperation of people in liquor ads has him snapping into this once he realizes he just used the words "battered chapped pussy."
    Write it in the sky in gossamer teardrops. Battered. Chapped. Pussy. Have you heard Oswalt's latest bon mot? It's all the rage in the salons.
  • Bill Bailey tells a pub gag in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer:
    Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe,
    And gleefullye their handes did rubbe,
    In expectatione of revelrie,
    For 'twas the houre known as happye.
    Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe,
    And hadde a reallye good laffe...
  • Dave Chappelle dipped into this when talking about Saddam Hussein being removed from Iraqi currency.
    "That is a very subtle, psychological, nuance of oppression to have a dictator on your money, and it's thoughtful to be able to take that motherfucker off for the goodwill of another person."
  • This is Lieutenant Rzhevsky's (a recurring character of Russian joke stories) preferred manner of speech. Made all the funnier by often being placed with classy characters from highbrow sources like War and Peace. A prototypical example would be something like this:
    Karlovich: "Monseiur Rzhevsky, how can I win the affections of a lovely lady? Fortune has not succoured me."
    Rzhevsky: "Easy. Cut out all that lovey-dovey poetic French 'madamoiselle moi cheri si vous plait' crap. Be direct; don't get up in her face with stupid verses."
    Karlovich: "But how, my good officer?"
    Rzhevsky: "Watch." (walks up to woman Karlovich was just talking with) "Excuse me, my lady, even though you're sexy now, you'd looked better without that dress on. If you're up for a good time, let's fuck." (gets slapped hard across the face and the lady huffs away.)
    Karlovich: "What good did that do? She slapped you like a rogue."
    Rzhevsky: "Yeah, some do that, but some fuck."
  • It's fairly common to start a rendition of The Aristocrats joke in a sophisticated manner. The punchline itself is sort of an example, with performers of unspeakable acts describing themselves as aristocrats (or in some versions of the joke, "sophisticates").
  • The always-deadpan Steven Wright rarely curses, but when he does...
    "When I was a kid, my parents would always follow up bad words by saying 'Pardon my French.' Well, recently, I was walking down the street, and this old lady comes up to me and asks, 'Do you speak French?' 'Certainly,' I said. 'Can you say something in French for me?' 'Fuck you, you fucking asshole.' I caught the teeth as they went flying out of her mouth."

    Comic Books 
  • Transmetropolitan features a lot of this, usually from the mouth of its Anti-Hero, Spider Jerusalem. An example:
    Spider: Watch it, or she'll defenestrate you. And you wouldn't want anything to happen to your fenestrates, would you?
  • Hellblazer:
    • In the comic "Regeneration," we get this little line in a flashback:
      Plague Doctor: By the order of His Majesty, Charles Stuart, King of England, Scotland, and Ireland in this Year of Our Lord 1665, I am authorised to assess the people of this household. Now open the fucking door.
    • John Constantine has moments of this. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the evilest bastard in this valley."
  • Oyuki-chan from Empowered does this all the time (which is why she's quite commonly referred to as "████ing Oyuki-chan"). The reason for this habit is not clear yet.
  • In The Invisibles, Papa Guedhé, aka, Jim Crow, delivers this powerful one-liner.
    Jim Crow: Don't you know? I'm Papa Gay-Day. I'm Baron Samedi, Baron Piquant, and Baron Cimitière. I am Death. And your ass is mine.
  • A majority of The Incredible Hercules’s recaps were written in Ye Olde Butchered English. Since this is The Incredible Hercules, this means that recaps, more often than not, sound like this:
    Behold Hercules. He's... angry. His brother, Ares, didst shoot him up with hydra blood. Hydra blood doth do wonky things to Herc. So whilst Amadeus Cho (with pup in tow) attempts to steal yon ship of stone... Herc's beating the holy-living snot out of anyone he can find.
  • The British adult-humour comic Viz does this on occasion.
  • During the Fear Itself storyline, Thor (who, as an Asgardian, makes prevalent use of Antiquated Linguistics, remember) delivers one to the Hulk, who is possessed by one of the Serpent's hammers and has become Nul, Breaker of Worlds, while fighting him and The Thing, who was similarly transformed into Angrir, Breaker of Souls, and whom Thor had just taken down.
    And him I liked. But you? You were always a giant pain in the ass.
  • An ultimatum from Bruce Banner in an alternate universe where he took over Australia:
    To whom it may concern from the government of Australia. With the recent international unpleasantness behind us, I hope that you can all come to understand that it is in the best interests of both your own nations and the greater world community to cooperate with us in all business matters. Or Hulk will smash.
  • Jesse Custer, occasionally, in Preacher. "But enough Theology. I'm gettin' a hankerin' to knock some motherfucker's teeth out."
  • Fantastic Four:
    • In Fantastic Four: True Story, the villain Nightmare is attacking the concept of fiction, sending his demons into fictional realms to destroy the principal characters in famous literary works. At one point, the FF fight off a horde of demons who are attacking the Dashwood sisters. The Thing combines this trope with his customary Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner (but getting his Jane Austen books confused), announcing, "It is a truth universally acknowledged that IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!"
    • Another Fantastic Four story involved the team witnessing alternate universe versions of themselves. In one, set in an Elizabethan millieu, Chamberlain Grimm announces, "Milady, 'tis the clobbering hour."
  • The Beast from X-Men lives on this trope. Either he spouts poetry while beating the crap out of someone, or he'll attempt to have a civilized debate with a person and, once it's obvious the other person isn't really listening, follow up with low-brow insults or blowing a raspberry.
  • Batman' villain The Penguin can fall into this trope, often while taking time out from his pretentious rhetoric to crack a bird-related pun.
    Commissioner Gordon: What's your game, Penguin?
    Penguin: Badminton. I can do things with a birdie that would amuse you. WAUGH-WAUGH-WAUGH!
  • The wooden soldiers in Fables occasionally dip into this:
    "It is my fondest desire to bust a host of caps into multitudes of fleshy personages."
  • In the fourth (and final) issue of Tokyopop's "Kat and Mouse", 2 major background characters (both male) use this trope to talk sense into a female classmate who starved herself to be a size 2. Here's their spiel after she claims she has a big butt.
    Ollie: Believe me; fashion magazines, clothes designers and actresses on TV do not spend nearly as much time staring at butts as your average teenage guy. I now turn you over to my colleague, Dr. Nicholas Tarkington III, professor of Butt-ology. Dr. Tarkington, inquiring minds want to know. What do you prefer in a butt?
    Nick: Well, Mr. Kim; I'm an advocate of what's called the "apple" shape which consists of a nice fullness and width on top, a pleasant amount of movement when walking and a good firm shape underneath. As epitomized by Miss Ruth here before her unfortunate brainwashing by the skinny brigade.
    (Ruth blushes and looks flattered.)
    Ollie: Dr. Tarkington, since you mention it, what is your view on skinny girls' butts?
    Nick: No tushie, no nookie.
  • In ODY-C, which retells The Odyssey IN SPACE!, the language switches without warning between poetic refined English and blunt language with lots of swearing.
    Narrator: Here is Poseidon's abandoned and hideous daughter: the Cyclops of Kylos! Here is that cannibal beast which dares walk as a woman and speak as if civilized. "Who the good fuck are these whores in my home?!?" doth the Cyclops of Kylos cry out.

    Comic Strips 
  • Calvin and Hobbes:
    • Bill Watterson commented that he liked Calvin's ability to precisely articulate stupid ideas using smart language.
      Hobbes: Whatcha doin'?
      Calvin: Looking for frogs.
      Hobbes: How come?
      Calvin: I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
      Hobbes: Ah, but of course.
      Calvin: My mandate also includes weird bugs.
    • Calvin's eloquent poem about a spider's web which abruptly ends in "Eew, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!" But it does rhyme with "produces."
    • Another one when Moe attempts to demand money:
      Calvin: Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity.
      Moe: What?
      Calvin: (hands over quarter) Here you go. (to reader) That was worth 25 cents.
    • The poem "A Nauseous Nocturne" does this throughout without breaking style somehow:
      Suddenly the monster knows I'm not alone!
      There's an animal in bed with me! An awful beast he did not see!
      The monster never would've come if he had known!
      The monster, in his consternation, demonstrates defenestration
      And runs and runs and runs and runs away.
  • Used in a Doonesbury comic (here.) when Calvin is set to enter a boxing match, and asks Mike to suggest a pre-fight poem
    Mike: Hmm... Let's see... how about this... "Full thirty times hath fared he well; through mischief's salt to spurn the bell; yet though his feign doth Zeus unnerve; I'll rip his head off."
    Calvin: Beautiful!
  • The Dog in Footrot Flats mixes Large Ham poetic language with New Zealand slang all the time. He's like a G-rated Hunter Thompson.
  • A lot of the narration in Krazy Kat.
    Again, within the konfines of Kokonino an act of arrant wickedness has been konsumated — In other words — to use a sapient "runyonic" komment — a Kat's kabeza has been kompletely "ka bammed".

    Fan Works 
  • The opening paragraphs of John Biles' late-2008 Mai-HiME fic The Sword of the Lord start off sounding like a work by H.P. Lovecraft — until the Narrator (Nao) relaxes into her normal pattern of speech:
    In the dark corners of the world, things are breeding, ancient things, which ruled this world before man. There are things within only a few miles of some major cities that, if set free, would turn the blood of men to ice and fire, which would shatter the thin veneer which is all that holds mankind separate from its savage ancestors.

    Their power is rising, and the stars moving into place. Their prophecies speak of their inevitable victory, that the time comes when mankind shall be as the Great Old Ones, 'free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy'.

    I have felt it myself, the call of the darkness that seeps into your soul when it seems there is only pain and death in the world, the temptation to cast all rules aside and live only for your own pleasure, your own vengeance. Power without responsibility inevitably leads to the abuse of power, a spiral down into the darkness.

    That's why, these days, I kill these motherfuckers and take their stuff.
  • From Tiberium Wars: "Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of fuck you."
  • Nobody Dies one-ups the preceding example with "For though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil. Not now. For I AM 35,000 tons of FUCK YOU."
  • Aeon Natum Engel and Aeon Entelechy Evangelion are full of these. One of the milder examples from the former:
    Parapsychics were treated in a manner similar to that members of socially unacceptable subgroups had been in a less enlightened time, with the fear of the different and of the unknown. The metaphor was imperfect, due to the fact that gays, for example, lacked the ability to set people on fire with their mind.
  • "When UK jolted awake in the middle of the night, it took a couple of seconds for the incessant hypnopompic hallucinatory meeping to fade from his ears." (Found here.)
  • Harry Potter:
    • The Shoebox Project, part 23:
      Sirius: Moony, I am getting the distinct impression that you are not hip to my jive. Are you or are you not hip to my jive?
      Remus: What in the name of all that is holy are you talking about?
    • A deliberate example can be found in chapter 4 of Susan Anthony's Harry Potter-Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover, If Wishes Were Thestrals, We'd All Run Screaming:
    • This is the first and only language of Thirty Hs.
      Dumblecop: Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?
    • In Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry mingles ornate, highbrow language with overly excited childish babble during a visit to Hermione's parents, just to mess with them.
      "Gosh! This is a big house! I hope I don't get lost in here!"
      "Well met on this fairest of evenings, Miss Granger. I present to you my father, Professor Michael Verres-Evans, and my mother, Mrs. Petunia Evans-Verres."
      "Mum, Dad, this is Hermione! She's really smart!"
      "I'm afraid, Miss Granger, that you and I have been exiled to the labyrinthine recesses of the basement. Let us leave them to their adult conversations, which would no doubt soar far above our own childish intellects, and resume our ongoing discussion of the implications of Humean projectivism for Transfiguration."
  • From the Warhammer 40,000 fic Toy Hammer:
  • Mai-HiME's Natsuki tends to use quite a bit of profanity when she's narrating in Windows of the Soul, often while talking philosophically about her and Shizuru's experiences and state of mind.
  • Hunting the Unicorn, in spite of the soul-crushing misery prevalent in its focus on Kurt and Blaine, has the Warblers master this.
    "Yeah, I vote in favor of fucking that. Blaine's just being stupid."
    "All in favor of repressing that statement with inexplicable kazoo music?"
    "According to what I learned in Psych, inexplicable crying means that something's been fucked over!"
  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:
    • In Whispers, Moonthistle and Silvermane are fond of this, mixing Antiquated Linguistics with innuendo and slang. On one occasion, one character even pairs it with a Precision F-Strike.
    • A Brief History of Equestria:
      • When the author (that is to say, Twilight) is describing how the different tribal leaders' various problems led to the failing of the Shouting Congress; the reasons given for Commander Hurricane and King Aurum (stubbornness/racism and figurehead status, respectfully) are quite detailed and well explained, but then we get to the reasons for Chancellor Puddinghead... "Puddinghead was mother-bucking insane."
      • When Hurricane demands that Trencher (his daughter's secret lover) be handed over to him for trial, Puddinghead responds with a formal letter that ends with a crude message and cruder drawing mocking the interracial couple.
    • In Romance and the Fate of Equestria, Princess Luna has a transition period as she adapts to modern language.
      Unsurprising, sister. 'Tis well-known that thou canst not see in the dark worth crap.
      Well met by moonlight, home-slice.
  • This happens a few times in My Inner Life, particularly in the sex scenes, where Jenna switches from using flowery prose to using words like "nut sack".
  • Jewel of Darkness: Midnight at one point is going on about how she's a much more refined and superior apprentice than the crude Terra, only to cut off with a curse when she sees the target of her mission is missing.
  • Total Drama:
    • In The Legend of Total Drama Island, the narrative tends to be flowery and faintly antiquated, to lend a "legendary" flavor; but the dialogue is modern teenspeak or middle-of-the-road colloquial English, because that's how the characters speak in the source material.
    • Courtney and the Violin of Despair has an intentional example. The description of the school orchestra performing Tchaikovsky's fourth symphony includes the phrases "pretty much" and "work their butts off", in marked contrast to the story's usually florid narrative style.
    • Total Drama Returns has Gwen reciting this poem from her journal:
      Family passes on like flowers in a storm,
      Death is a burden, destroys all that is warm,
      The fire moves on with the strength of a single coal,
      Trent is a f**king tool he needs to die in a hole.
  • In Prison Island Break, Shadow the Hedgehog does this a lot. He's a serious character, his words come off as very mature, and his speech is grammatically correct. This clashes with the obscenities he spews, made even funnier when you imagine it being said out loud by one of his voice actors.
  • The Stargate SG-1 fic We're All Mad Here has this passage:
    Personal Therapy Progress Notes - Sgt. Ryan Nerucci - Session 3

    Session Objectives:
    Explore feelings of resistance towards disclosure about the subordination incident of October 6. Encourage seeking help from outside sources (comrades, unit commander, base chaplain, grandmother)

    Session Synopsis:
    Attempted to demonstrate the social supports mind-map building exercise. Exercise prevented when client initiated self-disclosure about childhood incidents and resisted redirection. When he mentioned his aunt as a possible source of support, he affected a show of extreme grief and began a long story from when he was three, about losing a tricycle he loved and his aunt's dog running away. Client attempted to apply psychodynamic principles to this incident, saying, "I think my Oedipus complex is for dogs." Eventually agreed he should call his grandmother on the weekend.

    Clinical Assessment:
    Client is fucking with me.
  • Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen has this query: "omg my sweet lady" he cried! "what has this frightful asshole been doing to thee?"
  • This line from The Wrong Reflection:
    "Theoretically it’s impossible to have an accident with every air vehicle in the city fully computer-piloted, but if I had a credit for every time the phrase “theoretically impossible” was juxtaposed with some version of “oh, phekk”, I could retire."
  • Cornelia li Britannia in 32 Pickup gives an impassioned speech of how her fighting as a Frontline General inspires the masses then ends it with "Also, I like to blow shit up."
  • The Last Spartan has this line, courtesy of N'tho when trying to distract the Thresher Maw that the team is fighting:
  • The general narrative of the Massive Multiplayer Crossover Crack Fic All Hell uses this trope, mixing Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe with modern-day swearing and similes such as "like a bad bitch coaxing her friends to plead her for the latest gossip".
  • CRME: Cinder Fall has a rather formal and poised way of speaking, but she also has occasional moments of profanity including two Precision F-Strikes.

    Films — Animated 
  • In Tangled, Flynn tries to charm Rapunzel into letting him go with this line, effortlessly switching between dramatic Antiquated Linguistics and a cheesy pick-up line:
    Flynn: I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say... Hi. How you doin'? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day goin'?
  • In Zootopia, Judy's childhood bully Gideon Grey apologizes to her using highly technical language that contrasts strongly with the redneck dialect he normally uses. The implication behind this was that he has seen a therapist and is verbatim repeating something his therapist told him.
    Gideon: Judy, I-I'd just like to apologize for how I behaved in my youth. I had a lot of self-doubts that manifested in the form of unchecked rage and aggression. [Beat] I was a major jerk.
  • In Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman, Alfred delivers a slang comment in his usual prim-and-proper tone:
    Bruce: The last thing Gotham needs is a vigilante running amok.
    Alfred: As they say on the streets, "I ain't touching that one."
  • My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) has Rarity saying "I simply cannot even!"

    Films — Live-Action 
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
    Brother Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."... "Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
  • In Star Trek
    • In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Spock (still recovering from having his mind and body reunited) somewhat misunderstands Kirk's explanation of 20th century profanity, leading to him making normally out-of-character statements such as "One damn minute, Admiral."
    • Star Trek: Generations, Data swears after getting an emotion chip installed.
    • Star Trek: First Contact:
      • Data, someone who is very formal most of the time, says in response to the possibility of mutiny charges for ignoring orders: "I believe I speak for everyone on the ship when I say: 'To hell with our orders'."
      • Drunken Deanna Troi on Zefram Cochrane: "If you're looking for my professional opinion, as ship's counsellor... he's nuts."
    • Star Trek Beyond, Spock is severely injured and comments as McCoy attempts to cauterize his wounds:
    Spock: To use a parlance with which you would be familiar, Doctor, I have just confirmed that theory to be horse-shit.
  • Used in Batman Forever, where Dr. Chase Meridian, based on two of the riddles the Riddler left for Bruce Wayne, diagnoses Nygma as "A total whacko."
    Bruce: that a technical term?
    Meridian: "Subject suffers from acute obsession with possible homicidal tendencies." Does that work better for you?
    Bruce: So... what you're saying is, this guy's a total whacko.
  • In Snatch., Brick Top defines nemesis as "a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt. Me." He also has a version of the first variant. "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"
  • The Terminator has this exchange:
    Sarah: So is Reese crazy?
    Dr. Silverman, a psychologist: In technical terminology...he's a loon.
  • Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: "I've got culture coming out of my ass." It's also a science pun. The line is carried over to the musical version.
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: "The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
  • The Pest: While on the run, Pest takes a dump in the jungle, and starts reciting the famous "To be or not to be" soliloquy.
    Pest: [grunting] Whether 'tis nobler in the mind [farts] to suffer the slings and arrows [farts] of outrageous fortune [farts]
  • Michele's formula for the glue on Post-its from Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. Given Michele's character and unsophisticated language she uses throughout the rest of the film, the last thing we expect from her is a plausible, highly detailed answer. We later find out this was only her dream of what happened. At the real reunion they get humiliated for claiming to have invented Post-its:
    Michele: Actually, I invented a special kind of glue.
    Christie: Oh, really? Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?
    Michele: No... Um—Well, ordinarily when you make glue, first you need to thermoset your resin... and then after it cools, you mix in a, um, epoxide. Which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? Then I thought: maybe—just maybe—you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. And it turns out, I was right. [chuckles]
    Girl: Huh? I don't believe it! You must be the most successful person in our graduating class!
    Michele: Uh-huh... and you're not. Bye.
  • The Big Lebowski gives an inverted example: "Nihilists? Well, fuck me. I mean, say what you will of the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos."
  • A dialogue from The Toxic Avenger Part II:
    Apocalypse Inc. Chairman: "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be..." Shakespeare.
    Homeless Woman: "Fuck You". David Mamet.
  • In WarGames, the general in charge of NORAD delivers this opinion: "Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks." To which McKittrick responds, "I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit!"
  • Hollywood in general is very fond of mixing Bible and bathos — especially Psalms 23:4. You know the one. Here's from Deep Blue Sea:
    Preacher: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley!
  • Versions of the "walk through the valley of death" verse appear in many films about the American military, including Apocalypse Now, Casualties of War and Jarhead.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean:
    • An exchange in the first film:
      Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
      Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
      Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
      Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
      Elizabeth: [confused stare]
      Barbossa: Means "no".
    • Jack Sparrow also loves this trope, mixing pirate slang like 'mate' 'onesies' and 'savvy' with vocabulary like 'miscreants' 'superfluous' and 'ecumenically.'
      Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
  • In Gone with the Wind, Rhett ends a seemingly polite statement with what was, at the time, a Precision F-Strike: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
  • Kill Bill: O-Ren's inaugural speech to the Yakuza. For the right effect, picture Betty White saying the following:
    O-Ren: As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo ... except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is—I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now... if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
  • In Mel Brooks' High Anxiety, a discussion on penis envy in a psychological conference is, due to one psychologist bringing his children, conducted using such technical terms as the peepee, balloons, and hoo-hoo.
  • Rush Hour
    • It degrades into this whenever Detective Carter tries to be official.
      Det. Carter: Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention please? We have just received a threat on the building. We ask if you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic.
      Det. Carter: Din't you hear what I jus' said?! Get yo' shit an' get out the door!
  • Ghostbusters (1984): "Sir, what we have here is what we call a non-repeating phantasm, or a class-5 free roaming vapor. Real nasty one, too."
  • My Fair Lady, when Eliza visits the Ascot Racecourse and tries to have sophisticated conversation without having yet learnt what kind of vocabulary, grammar and topics are appropriate in the context.
    My aunt died of influenza — so they said. But it's my belief they done the old woman in.
    • When the excitement of the horse race peaks, she slips entirely, shocking most of the high-class folk present (and leaving Freddie Eynsford-Hill utterly smitten):
    Come'on, Dovah! Move your bloomin' arse!
  • The exchange from James and the Giant Peach
    Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe—
    Centipede: Say it in English!
    Grasshopper: YOU, sir, are an ASS!
  • This example from 50Cent's film Gun.
  • Most of the jokes from Your Highness involve the characters speaking in pseudo-English fantasy-speak peppered with modern swear words.
  • Ernest Scared Stupid has Old Lady Hackmore indulging in this upon her first appearance:
    "You will bring down the curse on us all! Woe unto you, O ye seed of Worrell! Get out of here and don't come back!"
  • Ron Pearlman's character Johner in Alien: Resurrection. "Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!"
  • Common in O Brother, Where Art Thou?, especially with Everett. "I'm the goddamn paterfamilias!"
  • In How the West Was Won: The Rivers, the settlers (including mountain man Linus Rawlings) triumph over a gang of Indian rustlers that nearly robbed them, or worse than merely robbed them. As the survivors burn the casualties in a massive funeral pyre, Zebulon and his party offer this humble prayer to the Most High:
    Zebulon Prescott: And now, let us pray: O Lord, we thank Thee for our salvation. We commit the souls of our dead to Thy gentle keepin'. We pray for a speedy recovery of our wounded. And now, another matter: O Lord, without consulting with Thee we have sent Thy way some souls whose evil ways passeth all understanding. We ask Thee humbly to receive them... whether You want 'em or not. Amen.
  • In The Avengers, Nick Fury eloquently and politely responds to the World Security Council's plans for stopping the invasion of Manhattan:
    Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it!
    • Loki has a moment as well:
    Loki: [to Black Widow] This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
  • This trope perfectly describes the "sons" of Charlie Baileygates from Me, Myself & Irene. Three enormous black men, who swear like sailors...sometimes in German, and while discussing genius level physics problems.
    Shonte Jr.: Okay, so, you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron, right, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? Can I bring it over here?
    Jamaal: Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean, he'd just turn over ass up in your face. He wouldn't give a fuck!
    Lee Harvey: Hey, Jamaal, man, just cut my man some slack, dog.
    Jamaal: Look here, man, I'm just tryin' to help him save face, all right? I mean, you know, he keep askin' questions like that, motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid!
  • Doc Brown from Back to the Future has a tendency to do this.
    "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
  • From Shutter Island, we get this exchange:
    Chuck Aule: [Reads note] Who is 67? Fucked if I know.
    Dr. John Cawley: I have to say that's quite close to my clinical conclusion.
  • Pretty much every time the preacher speaks in Blazing Saddles. Hedley Lamarr can also delve into this, such as finishing a Purple Prose-laden spiel about how his mind is full of brilliant ideas by calling his chief henchman a shitkicker.
  • From the end of the first Wayne's World movie:
    Wayne: Well, that's all the time we have for our movie. We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical yet relevant, with a revisionist conceit that belied the film's emotional attachment to the subject matter.
    Garth: I just hope you didn't think it sucked.
  • An inverted example from Scary Movie 3:
    "How in the hell do you wake up dead? 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep. You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? You can't go to bed dead. That shit would be redundant!"
  • Training Day: Alonzo gets some of these.
    Alonzo: It behooves you not to dick around on this one.
  • X-Men: Days of Future Past: The younger Xavier specifically fulfills the "A normally formal character resorting to profanity due to intense circumstances" example. This is the first movie where the otherwise polite and erudite Charles uses coarse language such as "fuck" and "shite."
  • X-Men: The Last Stand gives us this exchange during the big final battle:
    Wolverine: I thought you were a diplomat!
    Beast: As Churchill said, "There comes a time where all men must—" [stops to punch someone] Oh, you get the point! [roars and leaps at more mooks]
  • In Hollywood Shuffle, the sketch "Black Acting School" features a cartoonishly erudite black man demonstrating that he can teach black actors to play thugs and lowlifes, implying that these are the only roles available to black actors in Hollywood.
  • In Kingsman: The Secret Service, the language contains a nice contrast of Purple Prose, swears and street thug slang. The crowner, though, is Harry's exit from a Westboro Baptist Church-esque meeting, without ever losing his genteel manner.
    Harry: I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at the military abortion clinic. So hail Satan and you have a lovely day, madam.
  • The 2007 film adaptation of Hairspray gives a variation, when Tracey is put in detention and Link wants an excuse to go with her.
    Teacher: What were the immortal words of Patrick Henry?
    Link: Kiss my ass.
  • Derek Jarman's 1988 film The Last of England has a narrator (played by Nigel Terry) who uses this:
    Narrator: [opening lines] Imprisoned memories prowl through the dark. ...Fuck it.
  • Withnail from Withnail & I, due to being Sir Swears-a-Lot and the Upper-Class Twit.
  • Mark Watney in The Martian, being both a highly intelligent botanist and a Sir Swears-a-Lot.
    "Faced with overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option. I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this!"
    • In this video released before the movie, in which the Ares crew discuss their mission with a NASA psychiatrist, Beck gave this gem:
      "As a doctor you're accustomed to high-stress environments, matters of life and death on a daily basis, but yeah, I'm very confident that we're gonna kick some Martian ass."

  • David Foster Wallace established this as part ofhis novelistic voice. His fiction was so topically omnivorous and complex that he'd frequently mix constructions of ordinary speech, even including heavy usage of slang and colloquial "street" grammar with technical language and jargon of one type or another, in addition to his immense skill at crafting unique voices for all of his characters. Moreover, he would often deploy such eclectic usages as a testament to the way that language can hinder communication and blunt our understanding of one another, and in order to argue that even the very medium of our communication can render us all the more alone.
  • Harry Potter:
    • Although not that really dirty example, Prisoner of Azkaban has a very good one when Snape tries to read the Marauder's Map:
      "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
      "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
      "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
      "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
    • In the immortal words of Professor Minerva McGonagall...
      McGonagall: Professor Snape has, to use the common phrase, done a bunk.
  • The Dresden Files' Harry Dresden often does it:
    "And again I say unto thee: Bite me."
    "I ooze class from my every orifice."
  • Much of Douglas Adams's work plays off this, often using overly formal tones to describe something mundane. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, however, often sounds more chummy than an encyclopaedia should. (This is said in the series to be part of its appeal.)
    "Here the man in blue crimplene accosted us once more but we patiently explained to him that he could fuck off."
    "The policeman told Arthur exactly where he could put it, but Arthur could only assume he was speaking metaphorically."
  • The Gaunt's Ghosts novel First and Only has this from Commissar Vay to Major Brochuss, who is about to have Vay, Gaunt and Milo beaten to death in an abandoned area of the city they're in:
    "After due consultation with my colleagues I can now safely say, burn in hell you shit-eating dog."
More amusing is that Vay had seconds before said that Gaunt "was never a diplomat, and that insulting them is not going to help their mood." During their escape Gaunt replies, "You're right, Vay, I never could've been that diplomatic."
  • The First-Person Smartass narration of The Chronicles of Amber tends to veer from the modern colloquial to the formal and slightly archaic and back — sometimes in the same paragraph. The fact that all the Amberites are centuries-old interdimensional travellers might justify some of this, as they travel between areas where the language is more or less formal, and might pick up mannerisms from all manner of different eras.
  • Steven Brust's Dragaera series was influenced by the above, and also uses this a lot. Vlad and the other Jhereg sometimes alternate between somewhat courtly language and typical "wiseguy" talk, probably because they are simultaneously aristocrats and members of that world's equivalent of The Mafia.
    • In a meta example, the primary narrators of the two sub-series are 1) Vlad Taltos, the guy for whom the term First-Person Smartass was coined, and 2) Paarfi of Roundwood, whose writing style is an Affectionate Parody of/homage to Alexandre Dumas. And in Tiassa, they both narrate part of the same book. Suffice to say that when Paarfi is describing a conversation in which Vlad is a participant, you know that wasn't actually what he said.
  • Happens quite a lot in the Discworld series, particularly any book set in Ankh-Morpork, with characters alternating between formal English and street vernacular in order to make better jokes and or points. The Patrician screwed this up (as, in fact, he often does when attempting to employ slang, despite having majored in languages in school) by threatening someone with the "sisal two-step" (when he meant the hemp fandangonote ; a clerk quietly corrected him).
    • Many people notice something quite comforting about Lord Vetinari, such as the fact that they can't see any weapons around, or, indeed, his apparent inability to grasp the nuances of slang and euphemism... until they remember that he was educated at the Assassin's Guild, at which point the thought turns on them, and turns out to have plenty of teeth and a full eight limbs tipped with razor-sharp claws.
    • And often a paragraph written in standard florid fantasy style ends with a word like "bugger".
    • In Guards! Guards!, the inscription over the door of the Treacle Mine Road watchhouse reads FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC.
    • In Men at Arms, Gaspode apologizes for his Buffy Speak:
      [']Clothing has never been what you might call a thingy of dog wossname.' Gaspode scratched his ear. 'Two metasyntactic variables there. Sorry.'
    • In Jingo, Fred Colon manages an unlikely display of defiance by telling Lord Rust "No, sir! You may put it where the sun does not shine, sir!"
    • Vimes is particularly good at this. At the end of Feet of Clay when the religious leaders all call for the destruction of the golem Dorfl, he carefully considers their opinions, gives it a lot of thought, and gives Vetinari the following response — "Arseholes to the lot of 'em, sir."
    • And, in a surreal and hilarious variation: the Abbot of the History Monks, not having mastered the art of just not dying as Lu-Tze has, is instead forced to rely on serial reincarnation for immortality. So when we see him in Thief of Time, he's a baby that intersperses his eloquent, scholarly speeches with outbursts like "wanna wanna wanna BIKKIT!"
    • Mr Nutt in Unseen Academicals describes to an increasingly bewildered magazine writer his philosophy of football, the behavioural psychology of teams, and the fact that quantum suggests you cannot know the position and velocity of the ball at the same time, before concluding that it's his job to present this metaphysical conundrum to the players in an appropriate paradigm, such as "Whack it right down the middle, my son."
    • Mr. Tulip in The Truth is an inversion of this. He's typical Dumb Muscle material, except when he comes upon a work of art, when he suddenly becomes a sophisticated connoiseur. However, even when going on about a well-crafted candlestick or rare painting, he still uses the word "-ing" all over the place.
    • Hogfather: "The philosopher Didactylos suggested an alternative hypothesis: 'Things just happen, what the hell.'"
    • Commander Vimes' batsman and Battle Butler Willikins is prone to this in later Watch books, especially in Snuff.
      "No, sir, it's your house, and since I am your personal manservant I, by the irrevocable laws of the servants' hall, outrank every one of the lazy buggers!"
  • This was almost a trademark of Mid-20th Century wit, raconteur and poet Dorothy Parker:
    • From her poem "Indian Summer":
      But now I know the things I know
      And do the things I do
      And if you do not like me so
      To hell, my love, with you!
    • Her poem "Comment":
      Life is a glorious cycle of song,
      A medley of extemporanea.
      And Love is a thing that can never go wrong,
      And I am Marie of Roumania.
    • "Theory":
      Into love and out again,
      Thus I went and thus I go.
      Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
      Well and bitterly I know
      All the songs were ever sung,
      All the words were ever said;
      Could it be, when I was young,
      Someone dropped me on my head?
    • "Coda":
      There's little in taking or giving,
      There's little in water or wine:
      This living, this living, this living,
      Was never a project of mine.
      Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
      The gain of the one at the top,
      For art is a form of catharsis,
      And love is a permanent flop,
      And work is the province of cattle,
      And rest's for a clam in a shell,
      So I'm thinking of throwing the battle —
      Would you kindly direct me to hell?
    • and "Love Song":
      My love runs by like a day in June,
      And he makes no friends of sorrows.
      He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
      In the pathway or the morrows.
      He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
      Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
      My own dear love, he is all my heart —
      And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
  • T. S. Eliot wrote The Triumph of Bullshit, a poem addressed to his critics (which he never released to the public). It was a ballade (a classical form of poetry) and It started with "If you think my poems are" and continued in a flowery manner, describing all the criticisms that might be made of his writing style. The last line of every verse was "For Christ's sake stick it up your ass."
  • The Roman poet Gaius Valerius Catullus did a few similar ones.
    • Latin has an astonishing variety of dirty words, and being a highly inflected tongue, this makes it uniquely suited for this kind of poetry, at which Catullus was legendary. Catullus 16 is so explicit that it wasn't fully translated into English until relatively recently; the opening line loosely translates as "I'll jam it up your ass and down your throat", but any translation loses the true flavor of the original. (Though one interpretation, "I'll sodomize and Clintonize you", does rise to the level of a decent Woolseyism.)
  • Thomas Pynchon has a lot of fun with this in The Crying of Lot 49. "Otherwise he will, with great reluctance, hand his ass to him."
    • Pynchon does this all the time, really. It's part of his whole "mixing high culture with low culture" schtick.
  • In Only You Can Save Mankind, the normally eloquent Captain of the Scree Wee fleet pulls this while explaining why she wanted Johnny to bring them a crapload of fast food and breakfast cereal.
    Captain: Normally we eat a kind of waterweed. It contains a perfect balance of vitamins, minerals, trace elements to ensure a healthy growth of scale and crest.
    Johnny: Then why—
    Captain: But, as you would put it, it tastes like poo.
  • Neal Stephenson does this a lot. Take for example, the first paragraph of the first chapter of Cryptonomicon:
    Let's set the existence-of-God issue aside for a later volume, and just stipulate that in some way, self-replicating organisms came into existence on this planet and immediately began trying to get rid of each other, either by spamming the environment with rough copies of themselves, or through more direct means which hardly need to be belabored. Most of them failed, and their genetic legacy was erased from the universe forever, but a few found some way to survive and to propagate. After about three billion years of this sometimes zany, frequently tedious fugue of carnality and carnage, Godfrey Waterhouse IV was born [...] to Blanche, the wife of a Congregational preacher named Bunyan Waterhouse. Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo — which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.
  • W.E.B. Griffin's Brotherhood of War series includes the motto for the 73rd Heavy Tank Battalion commanded by one of the main characters. It eventually showed up ("translated" into polite military jargon) as ''Your participation is encouraged and expected. Our disappointment will be made manifest by the violent insertion of sporting equipment into the rectal cavity." The original wording? " You will play ball with the 73rd, or we'll stick the bat up your ass."
    • W.E.B Griffin is fond of this trope. In his Men In Blue series, a senior detective is describing how a Mafia boss took brutal action against a man who harmed his grand-daughter, by saying "Imaginative forms of retributive homicide are consistent with the Sicilian code of honor. Dishonoring the females of the tribe is really a no-no."
  • The Poet Martin Silenus in the Hyperion Cantos is both the most eloquent and sophisticated narrator in the book, and by far the one who cusses most. Best exemplified here:
    Martin Silenus: The right hemisphere was not without some language — but only the most emotionally charged units of communication could lodge in that affective hemisphere; my vocabulary was now down to nine words. For the record, here is my entire vocabulary of manageable words: fuck, shit, piss, cunt, goddamn, motherfucker, asshole, peepee and poopoo. A quick analysis will show some redundancy here.
    • Note the similarity to George Carlin's "Seven Dirty Words" and you'll get a chuckle.
  • Francisco d'Anconia in Atlas Shrugged is described as speaking precise and cultured English, deliberately mixed with slang. It makes him feel like the most sophisticated character in the novel, which he is.
  • Ciaphas Cain's mighty reputation as a galaxy-bestriding warrior, a liberator of worlds and a Hero Of The Imperium led to a cult worshipping him, whose holy text we see quoted as thus:
    Then the prophet spake: saying "Frak this, for my faith is a shield proof against your blandishments." -Alem Mahat, The Book of Cain, Chapter IV, Verse XXI
  • From Good Omens, Hastur threatens Crowley for betraying the forces of Hell and refusing to come along quietly:
    "Your fate will be whispered by mothers in dark places to frighten their young," said Hastur, and then felt that the language of Hell wasn't up to the job. "You're going to get taken to the bloody cleaners, pal," he added.
  • This is the entirety of every Robert Rankin book ever written. His style consists of nothing but the juxtaposition of childish or coarse words with grand-sounding, Biblical phraseology.
  • Happens in John Dies at the End, especially with the sequel (which is/was only half finished, and found on the website) which has a the opening chapter musing upon the nature of the universe then finishes with something along the lines of ", the 5 words that have made people break down and run screaming at their very mention..." and starts the next chapter with "So there I was, naked."
  • In one of the Spellsinger books: "I'll have you know, me elephantine kitten, that my language is as fucking refined as anyone's!"
  • One of the Expanded Universe Next Generation books finds Dr. Pulaski being a dipshit to Data again, that ends with a crack about humans not being able to store the conversation away somewhere like he can. To the complete shock of Pulaski and an onlooking Wesley Crusher, Data responds:
    Data: I think, Doctor, you know where you can store it.
  • Dave Barry is all over this trope:
    • One column, trying to provide exceptions to the common belief that All Men Are Perverts, suggested that U.S. Supreme Court Judges "think about important constitutional issues" rather than sex. This was illustrated by an alleged court transcript that had Chief Justice Rehnquist saying, "Whoa! Get a load of the torts on that plaintiff!"
    • Dave Barry Slept Here quotes "the always wise and pithy Benjamin Franklin" as having said that the Articles of Confederation "sucked", and a "famous epigram" of President Jefferson, rejecting paying tribute to the Barbary States: "The hell with those dirtbags." Also recounted is what Winston Churchill said to a woman at a party: "Madam, I may be drunk, but BBLURUGHUH" all over her evening gown.
    • A column about online trading: "If you are not [on the Internet], then pardon my French, but vous êtes un big loser."
    • In "The Fat Lady Sings," he notes that his previous column about opera "generated a large amount of mail from irate opera lovers who: 1. Pointed out that they are far more sophisticated, urbane and cultured than I am, and 2. Used some really dirty words."
  • Isaac Babel's character Benya Krik, a (sort of) Neighborhood Friendly Gangster, comes across this way on account of speaking the Odessian (urban Ukrainian) Jews' dialect of Russian taken to an extreme, with a healthy dose of aristocratic street criminal badassery added. The dialect is sort of like Yiddish as a Second Language would be in American English, but with a lot of wit and an unusual/elaborate phrasing. This comes through in the English translation, such as in one of Benya's extortion notes:
    "Monseieur Eichbaum.... I would be grateful if you could place twenty thousand rubles by the gate of the number 17, Sofiyefskaya Street, tomorrow morning. If you do not, something awaits you, the like of which has never been heard, and you will be the talk of all Odessa. Sincerely yours, Benya the King."
  • From Will Grayson, Will Grayson: "As it sayeth in Leviticus: Dude shall not lie with dude."
  • Any book by MaryJanice Davidson. A very proper-spoken Merfolk King started using "motherfucker" every other word after watching Deadwood. It was the first time he'd ever seen surface entertainment and he assumed that's how people are supposed to talk on land...
  • John Kennedy Toole uses it in A Confederacy of Dunces to great humorous effect: "I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip."
  • Stephen King:
    • Under the Dome has Phil "Chef" Bushey, a drug addict who believes himself to be a prophet and does this with every other sentence:
    "In the Garden of Eden there was a Tree. The Tree of Good and Evil. Dig that shit?"
  • The Quantum Gravity series: Glinda has been explaining the story of Zal's life previous to his coming to her realm, and her description included a major point, which was hearing a particular song on the radio. It "confirmed everything [he] hated about [his] own people." After a fair amount of persuasion, Zal manages to convince her to sing it.
    "...At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
    • Later, after showing Zal something that is described poetically and absolutely terrifying to the point that he is actively working to hide his fear.
      "You see? way too busy."
  • The Laundry short story "The Concrete Jungle" by Charles Stross. A memo regarding a politically-sensitive plan to turn every networked CCTV camera into a Death Ray to cope with an expected takeover by Eldritch Abominations is naturally cloaked in technobabble and bureauspeak, except for its conclusion.
    We remain convinced that this is the best defensive posture to adopt in order to minimize casualties when the Great Old Ones return from beyond the stars to eat our brains.
  • Abundant in The Subject Steve. "One could argue that fuckedness is a vague concept, indefinable, and thus a meaningless point of departure for any sort of cogent analysis." is one example.
  • In The Sacred Book of the Werewolf, the protagonist ghostwrites a letter to an English aristocrat from her extremely abrasive lover:
    Being extremely busy, I'm not sure that you can currently suck my dick. However, please feel encouraged to fantasize about such a development while sucking on a cucumber, a carrot, an eggplant or any other elongated roundish object you might find appropriate for that matter. With kind regards, Alexandre Fenrir-Gray.
  • In New Watch the protagonist describes a humongous fireball thrown at them: "It was a premium-class fireball, in terms of commercial managers. It was a Tzar-fireball, poetically speaking. A biologist would call it an Alpha-fireball. A very composed mathematician would note that it is a three meter-wide fireball. It was a "shit-your-pants-it's-so-scary" fireball!
  • P. G. Wodehouse loved this trope. The Jeeves and Wooster series runs on it, due to the Cloudcuckoolander narrator's attempts at literary style.
    He had been clearing away the breakfast things, but at the sound of the young master’s voice cheesed it courteously.
  • Fanny Hill, one of the most formally written pornographic works ever, was written by John Cleland to win a bet; a friend had wagered that he could not write explicitly about prostitution without using any 'vulgar' terminology. But as anyone who has read that book will tell you, he succeeded. He had to describe a penis as a 'maypole,' at one point, but he succeeeded. The results were hilarious for the same reason this trope often is.
  • From How Not To Write A Novel:
    This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for "Are you fucking kidding me?"
  • In Vortex, after Oscar insinuates to Treya that she's not worthy of Isaac's attention: "That was insulting, so I used an expression Oscar might not have encountered in his formal training: "Fuck you," I said".
  • Ben Aaronovitch's Folly series uses this quite a bit, most notably when Peter contrasts how police might provide an update on a case at a formal meeting, versus how they'll sum it up at the pub:
    Thus, "We did a joint evaluation of video evidence encompassing all possible access points in conjunction with BTP and CLP, and despite widening the parameters of our assessment to include registered and nonregistered cameras in the high probability zones, we have as yet to achieve a positive identification of James Gallagher prior to his appearance at Baker Street" becomes "We've checked every CCTV camera in the system and it's as if the fucker beamed down from the Starship Enterprise."
  • In the 1632 book 1634: The Baltic War, Admiral Simpson uses this to truly epic effect during his debriefing of Eddie Cantrell as he attempts to cajole his junior officer ("whom I have quite distinct recollections of being forthright even to the point of annoying the piss out of me") into acknowledging that he has had premarital sex with the daughter of the king of Denmark.
  • Spenser does this sometimes. The best, however, was done by his girlfriend at a crime scene with Detective Belson, after he swears in front of her.
    Belson: Pardon my language.
    Susan: I will not. It's fucking disgusting.
  • Erica Jong does this a lot, particularly in Fear of Flying.
  • The Man Who Never Missed by Steve Perry has the memorable Badass Boast by Lord Thomas Reserve Shamba to the Confederation forces telling him to cease his rebellion and surrender.
    To the Commander, Confederation Jumptroopers.
    Sir: Fuck you.
    We stand until the last man falls.
  • Mark Twain accused James Fenimore Cooper of cluelessly falling into this trope. From "Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses:"
    "[The] rules governing literary art in romantic fiction...require that when a personage talks like an illustrated, gilt-edged, tree-calf, hand-tooled, seven- dollar Friendship's Offering in the beginning of a paragraph, he shall not talk like a negro minstrel in the end of it. But this rule is flung down and danced upon in the 'Deerslayer' tale."
  • The novelization of Revenge of the Sith seems to take a bit of glee in using Purple Prose around the phrase "Anakin's butt."
    Obi-Wan Kenobi opened his eyes to find himself staring at what he strongly suspected was Anakin's butt.
    It looked like Anakin's butt—well, his pants, anyway—though it was thoroughly impossible for Obi-Wan to be certain, since he had never before had occasion to examine Anakin's butt upside-down, which it currently appeared to be, nor from this uncomfortably close range.
  • Seveneves is full of this sort of thing — a page and a half of the math involved in orbital mechanics will culminate in the declaration that if you don't have the right ratio of propellant to mass for however far you have to go, you're "completely screwed."
  • The Forerunner Warrior-Servants of Halo are generally cold, composed, and dignified while interacting with other Rates. The Ur-Didact's narrative in Halo: Silentium reveals that, amongst themselves, they can be as casually crass as one would expect of soldiers, while still upholding an amusingly aloof and noble demeanor. Summed up quite neatly with:
    Didact: As any warrior will tell you, unbalanced gravity is a [ Untranslatable sacriligious expletive ]
  • In Wolf Hall, Thomas More switches to Latin to say "Luther is shit; his mouth is the anus of the world." Cromwell thinks that nobody else has ever used the language so profanely. (He's wrong, but they didn't know about things like Pompeii and its graffiti in Tudor England.)
  • After the Time Skip in Worm, Aisha seems to have acquired a fairly extensive knowledge of classical literature and a much larger vocabulary, but she remains as crude and tactless as ever.
  • In the near-future military thriller Victoria, protagonist John Rumford exemplifies a fairly unique type of this, since he is both The Philosopher who perpetually quotes various great (and not-so-great) Greek, French, German or Anglo-Saxon thinkers throughout the ages in their original languages, and a rough-and-ready, originally working-class infantry captain in the US Marine Corps with appropriate language and disdain for everyone who does not measure up to his standards.

    Live Action TV 
  • Mr. Feeny in Boy Meets World is this in spades, constantly speaking words of wisdom, while sometimes using words like "duh" or "psych!"
  • In an episode of Designing Women, Julia is enraged at a college professor who's dating her son. When she talks about their first meeting, Julia, still as polite as she always was, simply says, "I think you're full of crap."
  • Jack Handey had a tendency to do this in his "Deep Thought" segments on Saturday Night Live. Speaking with a deeply philosophical tone, accompanied by contemplative music in the background, he would deliver the strangest thoughts imaginable (because hey, free dummy). It was even released in book form. Well you see, I've got these sacks...
  • The Ladies' Man segments from SNL also used this trope. Leon Phelps was notorious for mixing sexual slang with romantic euphemism in an occasionally idiotic manner.
    • Or as the movie put it: "What is love? What is this longing in our heart for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine fine diamond? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely knot it is enlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right, don't be shy. Whip out everything you got, and do it in the butt."
  • Again on SNL, Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin's Point-Counterpoint revolved around Dan and Jane eloquently debating a current issue. At least, until Dan inevitably got pissed off at her.
    Dan: Jane you ignorant slut.
  • Comedian Dylan Moran embodies on this trope to begin with, and his character Bernard Black on Black Books uses this trope every time he opens his mouth. Here is a particularly awesome example. Here's a partial transcript:
    Bernard writes (After receiving a letter of rejection to the book he sent in): Dear Mr. Chusington Howell Foxfarthing, thank you for returning my manuscripts and your enclosed nasty, niminy-piminy little note. I am afraid your letter is most unsuitable for me at the present time, as I've just spent the entire weekend writing the novel which you have summarily rejected. I can only presume it is company policy to reject all manuscripts not submitted in ten-foot high braille. And yes, I am aware that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection, but in this, as in all else, I am an innovator, therefore I may freely address you as piss midget. Still there's time to change your views and I think you will when we meet, and meet we most assuredly will when I sock out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screaming you make as I headbutt you into a fine paste. I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden, violent death. Yours Faithfully, Bernard Black.
  • Deadwood uses this a lot, mixing philosophic descriptions and complex compound sentences with the Cluster F-Bomb. One fan, posting to Television Without Pity, gave a lengthy and dead-on imitation of the show's style, ending with, "On a personal note, having immersed myself in the world of Deadwood, I have found my own manner of speech and written communication (though perhaps not in this instance) improving and, what is more, proving to be most intellectually refreshing, as I now spend a little longer searching for the right word or the right turn of phrase instead of just spitting up the first fucking thing that springs to mind."
    • "My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice."
  • Glee pulled this with Bryan Ryan. "I've grown weary of your insults, Will. They sting. And they make me want to punch your face."
    • Also, Becky's Inner Monologue is delivered by Helen Mirren in an upper class accent which often clashes with what she uses it for: "I, Becky Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch in McKinley High School. Not only am I co-captain of the Cheerios, I'm also president of the Perfect Attendance Club and have a participation award in rhythm gymnastics. If you are wondering why I sound like the Queen of England, it's because it's my mind and I can sound like whoever I want, so lay off haters!"
    • Also with Ken Tanaka: "As most of you statistically minded people know, THAT SUCKS!"
  • Law & Order has an episode where a rock star is accused of rape. His lyrics with indications of misogyny are read in court with a deadpan tone, and repeated in Ben Stone's closing arguments.
    "One more time on the kitchen floor, your tank's on empty but I want more / I get what I want, it's a one way trip / You ain't a lady, you my bitch."
    • A later episode has Jack McCoy doing the same thing with the lyrics of a rap artist. watch it for yourself
  • Dead Ringers spoofed the "hip" BBC remake of Robin Hood by making all the characters speak in this manner: "Robin of Sherwood, I do fear that the Sheriff wishes to pop a cap in your ass".
    • The radio version did it with announcer Charlotte Green's refined accent applied to pop songs: "BBC Radio Four, I'm Charlotte Green. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, Damn right, it's better than yours. More on that story later."
    • A recurring joke has newsreaders reciting music lyrics in the same manner they read the news.note 
  • Friends, "The One Where No One's Ready":
    Chandler: So, in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
  • Ally McBeal: "Let the record show: Dammit."
  • A Bit of Fry and Laurie does this sort of thing quite frequently.
  • The Firefly episode "Jaynestown" opens with Kaylee and Simon having a talk about language. Kaylee claims the proper, well-dressed doctor never swears, and Simon says he does when "it's appropriate". Kaylee counters by saying that it's not supposed to be. A few minutes later, upon seeing a statue in the town square dedicated to Jayne, the ship's muscle and resident Jerk Ass, he can only manage, "Son of a bitch."
    • Also, Simon maintains his lack of swearing when confronted with Jayne having torn apart his entire infirmary (looking for duct tape) and all he can manage is to call Jayne a trained ape (without the training). Closest to a Precision "B" Strike, if only for the specific character.
    • In Serenity, he calls Mal a "son of a whore"... right after punching him in the face. It's not clear what gets Mal angrier.
  • Rumpole of the Bailey:
    Sam Ballard: Look here, Rumpole, I would advise you to take this matter seriously.
    Horace Rumpole: [angrily] And I would advise you, Bollard, if you can find a taxidermist willing to undertake the work, to get stuffed.
  • Used various times in The Wire. For example:
    Bubbles: You're equivocating like a motherfucker, man.
    Proposition Joe: I do carry some burdensome niggas...
    Cheese: This one ho was pullin' guns out her pussy! Shit was unseemly, yo.
    Bodie: Man, better go on before I lose my composure out this bitch!
    Proposition Joe: It ain't easy, civilizin' this motherfucker.
    Mouzone: Let me be emphatic. You need to take your black ass across Charles Street where it belongs.
    Carv: Did you just use word 'habitat' in a sentence?
    Bubbles: Y'all the one's supposed to be constabulatin'.
    • The infamous gangster board meeting scenes in the 3rd season. Conducted according to Robert's Rules of Order no less.
      Poot: Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?
      Stringer: Adjourn your asses.
    • Also:
  • British impressionist Rory Bremner does a great bit with newsreaders reciting music lyrics in the same manner they read the news.
  • Mad Men:
    Roger: *to Joan* I wanna tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had, and I don't care who knows it.
  • On Demetri Martin's Comedy Central special, one of his bits went, "I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'"
    • His special "If I..." centers around a Socrates quote: "The unexamined life is not worth living," to which Demetri ammends ""
  • The marines in Generation Kill get quite a few moments like this, with "Poke" Espera being the most frequent user.
  • House has this line.
    Chase: Hey, Foreman. Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin' up.
    • Which is doubly funny when you realize that it's in response to an insult hurled by Foreman at Chase about a minute earlier, and Chase is just now coming up with an insult to throw back.
      • And funnier still when you see Foreman's expression.
        House: Well, like the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want."
      • And later on:
        Cuddy: I looked up your philosopher Jagger, and it turns out that if you try sometimes, you get what you need.
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus:
    • The "Red Indian in the Theater" sketch features Michael Palin as a stereotypical Native Amercian who eloquently sings the praises of the theater... in Tonto Talk. "She fine actress... She make interpretation heap subtle."
    • In one sketch, Michael Palin plays an anchor giving the News for Parrots, reading every word in the same stentorian tone:
      The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal. None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed, yum, yum.
    • In another sketch, a play titled "Gay Boys in Bondage" was apocryphally attributed to William Shakespeare.
  • This exchange from the The X-Files episode, "Jose Chung's From Outer Space", after relating the story of Rocky the mechanic encountering Lord Kinboat, inhabitant of inner Earth.
    Dana Scully: Rocky is what we refer to as a fantasy-prone personality.
    Jose Chung: Oh, Agent Scully, you're so kind. He's a nut! I don't know what I found more disturbing about his "manifesto" — his description of the inner earth alien sex orgy, or the fact the whole thing was written in screenplay format!
    • "Please explain the scientific definition of 'the whammy'."
  • Among the most beautiful examples of all time is BlackadderHow the War started.
    You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war. ... You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan. .. It was bollocks.
    • Much before, in the episode "Born To Be King", as the king departs to aid in the Crusades, presents this exchange:
    As the good Lord said, love thy neighbor as thyself. Unless he's Turkish, in which case kill the bastard!
    • From "Dish and Dishonesty" in Blackadder the Third:
    William Pitt the Younger: Sirs, as I said to Chancellor Metternich at the Congress of Strasburg, poo to you with knobs on!
    • From "Major Star" in Blackadder Goes Forth:
    General Melchett: If by a man's works shall ye know him, then you are a steaming pile of horse manure!
  • Russell Brand. After Rob Brydon insulted his outfit on the Big Fat Quiz of the Year:
    Rob! Why have you elected to attack my apparel? I have these appurtenances and I look grand, and fine, and pleasant. Whereas you look like you've robbed C & A in an 'urry.
    • The Big Fat Quiz of the Year also frequently features this by having high-brow presenters reading from or describing something low-brow, such as Dr David Starkey describing Jedward as if they were a medieval legend, Sir Ian McKellen reading nonsensical passages from the "auto"biographies of minor celebrities, and Jon Snow describing the events of a song ("It transpired that she was just 'bluffing with her muffin'... witnesses later described her expression as 'unreadable'") as if was a news story.
      • Even better was the show for 2012, which features Charles Dance reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. You haven't lived until you've heard Lord Tywin ask if you want a relationship with "kinky fuckery".
  • Alastair Cookie of Monsterpiece Theatre does this a lot, saying things like "Anyway, me digress."
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
    • "I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!" And countless, countless other examples.
    • Many demons are surprisingly this like D'Hoffryn and the Beljoxa's Eye.
  • Dr. Sweets from Bones talks exclusively in this manner.
    Caroline: Use your fully grown-up words.
    Sweets: I assure you I will be totally, awesomely mature on the stand.
  • Doctor Who:
    • The special features for "Planet of Evil" contain one interview with an ancient Tom Baker who casually uses the word 'calumny' before launching into anecdote about how having a beautiful smile is very useful when you want to 'pull girls'.
    • In "The Christmas Invasion", the Sycorax send a not-too-formal but not-at-all-casual ultimatum on Earth, demanding that they hand over one-half of the population and Earth's materials. In-between, the message also demands all their women, and they sign off with "Sycorax strong! Sycorax mighty! Sycorax rock!" Not 'mighty as a rock', but 'rock' in the modern sense.
  • The Daily Show used to have a segment entitled "Great Moments in Punditry as Read by Children," which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin: little kids reading transcripts from Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Keith Olbermann, and their ilk. Sadly, the segment hasn't been seen in years. And then, during one of the show's greatest highlights (namely, the "Go Fuck Yourself, Bernie Goldberg" piece), a man named Toppington von Monocle (with top hat, tails, teacup and monocle) comes on to refute the claim that their audience is unsophisticated... by quoting the Catullus quote above. Particularly funny because it comes off as fake but is in fact exactly what it says.
  • The Young Ones scene in which Neil's flatmates help him write a letter to his bank manager asking for a loan. Alternating between subservient pleading and resentment for The Man, it's a strong contender for the show's funniest moment.
    Darling Fascist Bullyboy,
    Give me some more money, you bastard.
    May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman,
  • Alex Trebek is prone to this on Jeopardy!, seamlessly shifting from his highly sophisticated tone to dry, self-deprecating humor and swift pop culture references.
    • Even funnier, this happens any time there's a category where the contestants have to guess a popular song with the clue consisting of selected lyrics. With the rise of hip hop and pop music, there have been a few howlers when he would read rap lines in his completely dignified voice. The same is true whenever such a category has The Announcer, Johnny Gilbert, do the same thing in his stentorian Tidewater accent.
  • Sam from The West Wing has this wonderful line about The Declaration of Independence:
    "We jumped out from behind bushes while the British came down the road in their bright red jackets, but never has a war been so courteously declared. It was on parchment with calligraphy and, "Your Highness, we beseech you on this day in Philadelphia to bite me, if you please."
  • Shortly after Sarah Palin retired as Alaska's governor, Conan O'Brian introduced a segment on The Tonight Show featuring Palin's farewell speech read as beat poetry by "Emmy Award winner and master thespian William Shatner."
  • The Armstrong and Miller Show has a recurring pair of characters who are WW2 pilots. Their accent and diction is old style, slightly upperclass English, but their actual words are all, like, utterly modern slang and shit, isn't it, though? Standard.
  • In a flashback in Red Dwarf, after Lister fed Rimmer hallucinogenic mushrooms as a prank and was sentenced to two weeks of painting the ship's hull as punishment:
    Rimmer: Two weeks?
    Captain Hollister: (fixes him with a look) That's enough.
    Rimmer: Two smegging weeks?
    Captain Hollister: I said that is enough!
    Rimmer: (salutes) With respect, sir, you've got your head right up your big fat arse.
    • From Back in the Red:
      Holly: In computer jargon, my plans have all gone tits-up.
    • From Holoship, Lister's priceless dialogue with the officer from the holoship who comes to investigate Red Dwarf. The conversation takes the form of relaying technical messages back to their respective ships and includes such gems as:
      Binks: [...] What have we here? A human being — or a very close approximation. Chronological age, mid-twenties; physical age, 47. Grossly overweight, unnecessarily ugly — otherwise, would recommend it for the museum. Apart from that, no value or interest.
      Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absent — presumed missing. Genitalia: small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest.
      Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human has knowledge of irony, satire, and imitation. With patient tuition could, maybe, master simple tasks.
      Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble. Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With careful pummelling, could possibly be sucking tomorrow's lunch through a straw.
      Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. The human seems to be under the delusion that he is somehow capable of bestowing physical violence to a hologram.
      Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems blissfully unaware that we have a fairly sturdy holowhip in the Munitions cabinet, and unless he wants his derriere minced like burger meat, he'd better be history in two seconds flat!
    • In another episode, Rimmer is trying to convince Kryten to help him with a dangerous and immoral intelligence-enhancement procedure.
    Rimmer: Wasn't it St. Francis of Assissi himself who said, "Never give a sucker an even break"?
    Kryten: Well if he did, sir, it was strictly off the record.
    • In "Gunmen of the Apocalypse", while in a computer simulated Western:
      Kryten: Now, if you'll forgive the confrontational imperative - go for your guns, you scum-sucking molluscs!
  • The Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Werewolf invokes this trope when antagonist Yuri (not exactly a model of sophistication himself) berates a romantic rival.
    Yuri: I mean, he's got no class at all.
    Crow: [imitating Yuri's thick accent] Theh cheessball'ss got no frriggin' cless!
  • Yes, Minister, "Open Government",
    Chief Whip: In politics you have to learn to say things with tact and finesse, you berk!
  • A similar one from Father Ted:
    Bishop Brennan: You will address me with my proper title, you little bollocks!
    • (Though the Sex Pistols trial established that "bollocks" was an archaic term for young priest - hence both funny and accurate.)
  • Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory often delivers insults in expospeak. To wit:
    "I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you."
    "I am given to understand that your mother is overweight... Now of course, if that is a result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony, I withdraw my comment."
    • Also from Sheldon: "Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!"
    • Sheldon commonly says "To use the technical term" and follows up with saying slang, like "Bitchin'"
    • From Leonard: "The Homo habilis man discovering the opposable thumb says what?"
    • This exchange from season 2.
      Sheldon: We no longer live at 2311 Los Robles, we live at 311 Los Robles. *Holds up number 2 fixture*
      Leonard: You changed the address on the building? What about mail?
      Sheldon: No worries, I explained our predicament to our letter carrier. He was sympathetic. His exact words were "Got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy."
    • Leonard's mother has one shining moment of this during her second appearance.
      Penny: Come on, I mean, you're not upset that your marriage is over?
      Beverly: Well, initially, I did feel something akin to grief and perhaps anger, but that's the natural reaction of the limbic system to being betrayed by a loathsome son of a bitch.
    • In the quoting variant, Sheldon responds to Zack's evaluation of their laser in "The Lunar Excitation":
      Zack: Whoa! Is that the laser? It’s bitchin’.
      Sheldon: Yes. In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung, his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin’.
  • Not exactly this, but whenever Reid on Criminal Minds breaks out of his customary Spock Speak, people notice, and comment.
    Reid: Statistically, 67% of serial arsonists are male, 78% of them are white, and few, if any, are ever caught.
    Prentiss: Few, if any? You don't know the statistics on that?
    Reid: 23%. I'm trying to be more conversational.
    Prentiss: Oh. It's not working.
  • Chappelle's Show always did these with the "A Moment in the Life of Lil' Jon" sketches:
    Airport Receptionist: Well then, Mr. Jon, you're all set.
    Lil' Jon: OKAAAAAAAAAY! ...Pardon me, madam, will this be reflected upon my frequent flier miles?
    Receptionist: Did you book your flight online?
    • From the "Black Bush" sketch, there's Black Tony Blair, as played by Jamie Foxx.
    Black Blair: (in posh accent) We don't know much about Saddam, but we can't trust random niggas with things like that, as George so eloquently put it.
  • QI is simply bulging at the very seams with such occurrences. Examples are too numerous and high in quality to relist from memory, so read the note  page.
  • The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson, a Spiritual Successor to Dead Ringers, featured a sketch where celebrity chefs are characters in a Jane Austen-esque period drama. Gordon Ramsay frequently uses the trope: "Unhand that young girl, you intercoursing bosom!", "Fornicating hell!"
  • In Supernatural, Archangel Lucifer and Archangel Gabriel finally meet and talk over their grievances. Quite appropriately tired of his older brother's "antics", the Gabester turns Lucifer's entire fall into this, with such lines as “Lucifer, you're my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks" and "Look at yourself... Boo hoo, Daddy was mean to me, so I'm gonna smash up all his toys."'
    • Castiel also counts. He usually speaks quite formally (but not as formally as portrayed in fanfiction), and then, after an elaborate Enochian chant, he delivers this line: "Come and get me, you little bastard."
      • That time he called Raphael his "little bitch" and Michael an "ass-butt".
  • The Mitchell and Webb Situation had a sketch revolving around this. There are some posh people in a bar, one of them has just brought the drinks.
    Posh man: You know, that makes me so angry. I was standing at the bar waiting to be served, and there was a woman there taking her drinks away. And she spilled her G & T on my wrist. You see, my sleeve is quite wet. I mean, if I was any kind of man I would have glassed her.
    Posh woman: Oh, you should have done, darling. You should have cut her face.
    Posh man: I know, but I get so embarassed.
  • Breaking Bad: Jesse recycles his rehab counselor's earlier comment:
    Jesse: I gotta pay taxes now? What the hell's up with that? That's messed up, yo. It's Kafkaesque.
    Skinny Pete and Badger exchange confused glances.
    Skinny Pete:
    Badger: ...right.
  • Castle used the quoting variant:
    Beckett: 'Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy.' F. Scott Fitzgerald said that.
    Castle: Then it must have been Ernest Hemingway who said, 'Man, I sure could use a drink right about now.'
  • "Loan Shark," a skit on The Carol Burnett Show featuring Carol, Harvey Korman and Sammy Davis, Jr., features a lot of wacky back and forths between snobbery and jiving...
  • Deliberately invoked by a rap producer on CSI, who segued smoothly from business-school formality to street smack and back again in the same paragraph, showing off how he can operate in both worlds.
  • Quoth Deputy Andy, on a recent episode of Eureka: "My software dictates that I should verbally acknowledge my physical damage: Ow!."
  • The Two Ronnies used this in the serial "Hampton Wick": "Make love elsewhere!"
    • In this monologue, a policeman gives advice on self-defence:
      When an eight-foot skinhead comes at you with a chainsaw, you simply position your body so as to counterbalance the net mass of your opponent, and by a subtle shift of your fulcrum, reduce his overall angular momentum. If this fails, kick him in the conkers.
  • Done in The Fast Show with the "Cockney couple" who spoke in outdated Cockney slang with upper-class accents. On one occasion they go to Newcastle and pick a fight with a pair of "Geordies", only to be challenged by a "Yardie" from Kingston upon Thames, all equally as upper-class as them.
    Yardie (in a crisp upperclass accent): Check me one time, whitie.
  • In an HBO special, Bill Maher gave this public service moment in which he provided hard-core rap lyrics "translated faithfully into White".
  • An unusually serious example occurs in the documentary Forensic Files when a prosecutor has difficulty using words to describe the level of derangement of the defendant. note 
    Gowdy: He is the most sexually deviant - forgive my lack of psychiatric finesse - maladjusted, screwed-up-in-the-head defendant that I have prosecuted in my fifteen years as a prosecutor.
  • Lloyd Lowry in Breakout Kings: "You have a psychosexual disorder that manifests itself in deviant behaviour, so in short you are...disgusting."
  • Screenwipe, and everything else Charlie Brooker does, combines insightful analysis with Toilet Humour and swearing to great effect.
  • A variation of this happens on Queer as Folk when the main characters are watching a televised interview with Police Chief Jim Stockwell, who's running for Mayor, where he is denying the (rightful) accusation that he was involved in the cover up of the murder of a young gay man.
    Stockwell: [...] I have every confidence that the voters of our city will see through this obvious smear tactic, and not allow it to influence their decision-making when they go to the polls.
    Debbie: And I have every confidence that the voters are smart enough to realize that you are full of shit!
  • Frasier: Niles, often.
    Niles: Look, I know I don't have your total support in this, but — how shall I put this?
    Frasier: You don't care?
    Niles: If you could work the phrase "rat's ass" into there, you'd have it.
    • Frasier gets in on this as well.
      Frasier: Bebe, throughout our relationship, I have put up with a lot, but I never doubted for an instant your devotion to my career. Apparently, that is at an end and so, therefore, is my association with this agency. And screw, may I add, you!
  • Cracker. Fitz complaining about his son's layabout ways in "Men Should Weep".
    "You know Mark, you appear to be a symbol of the Lost Generation. Yes, that could well be the case. The crisis of Western capitalism has deprived you of work, motivation and the will to succeed but personally Mark, personally, I think you're a bone-idle git!
  • On Lost Girl, Kenzi goes speed dating with Bo (looking for information) and is asked for her "favorite literary quote about regret."
    Kenzi: I think it was the great poet Ludacris who said, "Regret is for suckas, for suckas, for suckas. Regret is for suckas. Bitch."
  • Felix Dexter once featured in a sketch where he greets another black man in the street with excited, rapid-fire stereotypical street lingo, regaling him with his exploits. After a few moments the other black man replies in a slow West-country drawl:
    Nope, it bain't no use. Oi carnt understand an single word you'm sayin'.
  • In the first season of True Blood Bill is on trial for killing another vampire in defense of Sookie. The Magister remarks that humans are only fit to serve vampires, and Bill says that not every vampire feels that way. The Magister reacts poorly to being challenged, and says:
    The Magister: Do you question my authority? I am The Magister, I was trained in the Inquisition and I am the adjudicator for every vampire territory in North America. As the humans say—the humans you love more than your own kind—"Back your shit down!"
  • Real Time with Bill Maher does this on occasion. This recent "New Rules" segment, for example:
    Maher: New rule; Creationists like Ken Hamm, who runs the Creationist Museum and said recently that we should call off the search for extraterrestrial life because aliens have not heard the word of Jesus and are going to Hell anyway, must listen to this alternate point of view from Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson:
    Tyson: That's messed up.
  • Frank Pembleton was probably the most intelligent character in any capacity on Homicide: Life on the Street, but one who also prided himself on brutal honesty. So he alternates polysyllabic words and erudite phrases from his education with blunt speech like calling ADA Danvers "the midget dweeb" and saying that murdered suspect Gordon Pratt "wanted to make the world a better place for losers like himself."
  • Key & Peele:
    • The sketch "Othello 'Tis My Shite" stars Leshawnio and Martinzion, two black noblemen attending the first-ever showing of Othello, who speak in a flawless combination of Flowery Elizabethan English and Jive Turkey slang.
    • The "Movie Hecklers" sketch, the stars start off yelling obnoxiously and shift into detailed criticisms of the movie's cinematography.
    "Come on man, don't go in there! Do not go into a crane shot right now, you kiddin' me?"
    "I mean, has this dude even heard of mise en scene? Put some information up in the frame, bitch!"
  • Steve Allen's dramatic readings of insipid pop lyrics during his time as host of The Tonight Show.
  • From Have I Got News for You:
    Paul Merton: (On Boris Johnson) It's just a disaster, isn't it? He's going to go off and do something surprising and extraordinary, and people are going to go: "Oh no, he's a fucking idiot."
  • On The Daily Show, Wyatt Cenac's comedy special has a joke about how he saw a comment on a YouTube video of a cat jumping in and out of a box that said about the cat, "That nigga is adorable". He then says the only way the cat could be considered a "nigga" was if it either jumped in and out of a Newport cigarette box or if the box represented the duality of living in a homogenized society while trying to hold on to your fragmented cultural identity, and because those worlds are constantly clashing you must jump between them... like a nigga cat.
  • Wolf Hall has Thomas More speaking in Latin, probably to keep a sense of decorum at the dinner table, where not everyone understands it:
    More: Luther is shit. His mouth is the anus of the world.
    Cromwell: [in English] What a pretty way you have with Latin.

  • The spoken segment in Pink Floyd's "Sheep":
    "The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me down to lie. Through pastures green He leadeth me the quiet waters by. With bright knives He releaseth my soul. He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places. He converteth me to lamb cutlets. For lo, He hath great power and great hunger. When cometh the day we lowly ones, through quiet reflection and great dedication, master the art of karate; lo, we shall rise up, and then we'll make the bugger's eyes water."
  • Colin Meloy of The Decemberists is fond of this.
    Oh ladies, pleasant and demure
    Sallow-cheeked and sure;
    I can see your undies
  • The Capitol Steps do this with a single word in a faux-Shakespearean reenactment of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign: "Yo-eth!"
  • Cradle of Filth. They'll sing verses akin to Shakespearean poetry one minute, and start spewing profanities the next.
  • And then there's Nine Inch Nails with their ode to existential crisis in the form of loneliness, "Closer", whose chorus starts: "I wanna fuck you like an animal!" Charming.
  • This is arguably the amusing part of covers which drastically change the genre of the original song. There's something bizarre about hearing Alanis Morissette's My Humps with a soft piano backing, Jonathan Coulton's Baby Got Back on acoustic guitar, and everything by Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, who take songs like the aforementioned Closer by Nine Inch Nails and then play them with jazzy, lounge-style instrumentals.
    • For a specific example of Richard Cheese, it's hard to get more Sophisticated As Hell than a lounge Limp Bizkit medley of Nookie and Break Stuff in a lounge singer delivery:
      "Hope you know I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw."
    • In a similar vein, Ben Folds' piano ballad cover of "Bitches Aint Shit"
    • And Dynamite Hack's acoustic cover of "Boyz-n-the-Hood"
    • Or for something a little more obscure, Emm Gryner's vaguely Tori Amos-esque piano-ballad versions of songs such as "Pour Some Sugar On Me."
    • For that matter, Tori Amos' cover of Slayer's "Raining Blood". Even Slayer were weirded out by it. (Also, her cover of Eminem's "'97 Bonnie & Clyde".)
    • "Weird Al" Yankovic's polka medleys — two- or four-line snippets from several songs redone in a polka style and duct-taped together — are another good example. As is his version of Bohemian Rhapsody (appropriately named "Bohemian Polka").
    • The Chaser's War on Everything once featured a "lounge version" of Cannibal Corpse's "Rancid Amputation." Hearing is believing.
    • Honest Bob and the Factory-To-Dealer Incentives covered Head Like A Hole by Nine Inch Nails, complete with a talkdown in the middle.
    • Max Raabe and the Palast Orchester cover modern pop songs in 1920s big band style.
    • The Gourds' bluegrass version of Snoop Dogg's "Gin 'n Juice", and in a similar vein, an album of bluegrass covers of Metallica, yclept Fade to Bluegrass.
    • This, combined with Lyrical Dissonance, is what makes up most of the humor in the I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue game One Song To The Tune Of Another. The moody, low opening to Scarborough Fair, and the solemnly sung line "Everybody was kung fu fighting..." make for a jarring combinatioin.
  • Pulled by Van Der Graaf Generator in a very subtle way on "Still Life" from the album of the same name. Bear in mind that lead singer Peter Hammill sings with an RP accent (a holdover from his days as a Jesuit chorister) and that the band's lyrical modus operandi, being a Progressive Rock band, is stuck on Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness and generally shies away from swearing, and so the word bolded out is unusual enough to make the listener do a double take:
    Living through the millions of years,
    a laugh as close as any tear
    Living, if you claim that all
    that entails is breathing, eating, defecating, screwing, drinking, spewing, sleeping,
    sinking ever down and down and ultimately passing away time...
    which no longer has any meaning!
  • Cole Porter fit this in quite nicely with his penchant for name-dropping. The verse of "Just One Of Those Things" attributes slangy break-up lines to legendary lovers, after inverting the trope by quoting Dorothy Parker (see above) as having said "fare thee well" to her boyfriend. In "Hey, Good Lookin'," the line "as Elizabeth Barrett Browning once said" immediately precedes the refrain (and Title Drop).
  • First Impression by Ice-T.
  • The Offspring's song "When You're In Prison" is in the style of a 1930's radio crooner (complete with crackles and static), and features lyrics such as:
    Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch
    It's bad for you
    Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch
    They won't help you make it through.
  • Tim Minchin's beat poem "Storm" does this with a Sheakspeare quotation: "To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, to throw perfume on the violet, is just fucking silly. Or something like that."
    • And in "The Pope Song", he inverts this, with a lyric that is mostly obscenity but occasionally bursts out with far more sophisticated language:
      I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
      Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.
      This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
      I'm not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate.
  • Tom Lehrer, introducing the song "I Wanna Go Back to Dixie" on the live album Tom Lehrer Revisited:
    Lehrer: I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logcal extreme, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene, or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.
  • The Coup, "We Are The ones"
    "Now philosophically, you'd be opposed To inhaling coke via mouth or the nose
    But economically, I would propose
    That you go eat a dick as employment froze"
  • Garfunkel and Oates have "This Party Took a Turn For the Douche":
    Did my last keg stand like General Custer
    And I'm assessin' the damage like a claims adjuster
    I ain't your Daddy but I'll call you son
    Yeah I get metaphysical like fuckin' John Donne
  • The pseudoquote variant occurs in the opening lines of "If You Knew Susie", a song popularized by Eddie Cantor in 1925: "I have got a sweetie known as Susie/ In the words of Shakespeare, she's a wow!"
  • Poet Saul William's "Coded Language" (set to music by DJ Krust) is full of this — though in a far more subtle way:
    Whereas, breakbeats have been the missing link connecting the diaspora community to its drum-woven past.
    Whereas, the quantized drum has allowed the whirling mathematicians to calculate the ever-changing distance between rock and stardom.
    Whereas, the velocity of the spinning vinyl — cross-faded, spun backwards, and re-released at the same given moment of recorded history, yet at a different moment in time's continuum — has allowed history to catch up with the present.
    We do hereby declare reality unkempt by the changing standards of dialogue.
  • This trope is common in Nerdcore, naturally.
  • The title of PDQ Bach's "Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds and Percussion".
    • Also: The Short-Tempered Clavier: Preludes and Fugues in all the major and minor keys (except for the really hard ones).
  • Outkast had a skit called "Good Day, Good Sir" that included this. One gentleman is listening to a string performance, and remarks, "Ah such sweet sound: The Fiddler on the Fucking Roof"
  • The Most Unwanted Song, among other things, features a rapping opera singer.
  • Graham Lewis of Wire has a strong middle-class Received Pronunciation accent. Especially in conversation, even his most casual use of a swear word has this effect. It is somewhat amusing.
    • Sort of like listening to self-motivation verbal exercises of the Ax-Crazy. No offense.
  • Michael Flanders, of Flanders and Swann fame:
    It has in fact been calculated that in this country alone, over 30% are sub-clinically neurotic. Or, as a psychiatrist would say, "stark staring bonkers."
  • Robert Christgau's tone shifts quickly in his reviews. While it is generally consistent within a review, he sometimes does exhibit this trope, as in his review of Iggy Pop's remaster of Raw Power: "Strict constructionists and lo-fi snobs charge indignantly that by remixing his own album Iggy has made a mockery of history and done irreparable damage to a priceless work of art. This is really stupid."
  • Brentalfloss's Good Example:
    He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch.)
    Teaches integral and critical decision making, sucka!
    He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch!)
    And he'd never say something like, "Fuck you, mothafucka!"
  • D'Mite's infamous Read A Book: Practical advice on education, hygiene, parenting, and economic success heavily interlaced with snarled profanity.
    Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' book!
    Not a sports page, not a magazine
    But a book, nigga!
    A fuckin' book, nigga!
  • Eric Bogle's "Introduction Song":
    Well I wrote all the songs for tonight's extravaganza,
    So there's a touch of class in every line of every stanza.
    When I'm not writing songs, I hang around doing bugger all
  • This is the whole point of Falco's Rock Me, Amadeus!
  • Mozart wrote two canons whose titles can be loosely translated as "kiss my ass." Believe it or not, this is actually a quote from Johann Wolfgang von Goethe's drama Götz von Berlichingen.
  • Ludwig van Beethoven's the Signor Abate canon. The first two lines are a prayer in Italian from a sick man asking the Abott for his benediction. The third line is in German, and means "If you won't, then to Hell with you."
  • Not a song, but the bandcamp page for Benjamin Briggs' sophomore album, four.Songs, uses the quote variant, attributing the blurb stating that "This is the single greatest thing I've ever heard" to Abraham Lincoln.
  • In Jethro Tull's A Passion Play the protagonist gives a "The Reason You Suck" Speech to God and God replies:
    Well-meaning fool
    Pick up thy bed and rise
    Up from your gloom, smiling
    Give me your hate
    And do as the loving heathen do.note 
  • Warren Zevon
    Eatin' fried chicken with his regicidal friends.
  • Long John Baldry's "(Don't Try To Lay No Boogie Woogie on) The King of Rock and Roll" started with a brief exposition on a time he was arrested for disturbing the peace by busking on the street for pennies (notable for the humorous mispronunciation of "Boogie Woogie");
    "Police officer giving his evidence; 'I was proceeding in a southerly direction, milord, when I heard strange sounds coming from Wardour Place, milord. A sort of boo-jy woo-jy music was being played.'"
  • The bridge from "The Legend is True!" by The Aquabats! switches seamlessly from Flowery Elizabethan English to gratuitous Ebonics:
    In the stagecoach on the highway
    Will you be a-going my way? Forsooth!
    In the cottage on the green
    Through the castle of the queen, quite right!
    Lords and ladies clap and sing
    As raven clips his broken wing, indeed!
    So on a fortnight's journey's sting
    Ask yourself, do you like tings? (Me like t'ings!)
  • Chap-hop is made of this, blending modern urban American hip-hop with sophisticated British culture. Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer has Straight Out Of Surrey, Lets Get This Over And Done With and Hermitage Shanks, among many others, and there are many others involved with the genre.
  • "Sweet As Whole" by Sara Bareilles has a lilting melody and is sung sweetly, if you're not paying attention you may not notice when the flowery lyrics shift gears and go blunt and vulgar. "But like most creatures down here on the ground / I'm composed of the elements moving around / And I grow and change and I shift and I switch / And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch / But that only happens when I get provoked / By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know".
  • The tracks "'Tis a Pity She Was a Whore" and "Lazarus" from David Bowie's feature examples of this trope. 99% of the former's lyrics are spoken in rather eloquent language, befitting the song's title, yet the opening line is "man, she punched me like a dude"; the latter song, meanwhile, is a bittersweet and melancholy reflection of Bowie's then-impending death... that drops the line "I was looking for yo' ass" out of nowhere. These instances add a couple minor touches of narm in what is an otherwise moving introspective on Bowie's ultimately fatal battle with liver cancer.

  • Expect this in The Scathing Atheist when one minute Noah is ranting about proper grammar usage and the next minute he's making oral sex jokes about Pat Robertson.
  • A great deal of the humor in Kakos Industries is derived from Corin Deeth III delivering almost everything he says with an eloquent, professional vocabulary, as to be expected from a business man-even if he is a Corrupt Corporate Executive. And while the show does involve a few classy events like masquerade balls and feasts, there's also talk of orgies and robot fights mere sentences after.
  • The Brian And Jill Show has a recurring sketch in which Brian & Jill re-enact various celebrity arguments, complete with profanity, as Shakespearean actors.

  • The protagonist in Wit, an English professor struggling with terminal cancer, notes that her vocabulary has "taken a turn for the Anglo-Saxon" after a violent spell of vomiting. "God, I'm going to barf my brains out... If I actually did barf my brains out, it would be a great loss to my discipline."
  • In Bob Carlton's musical adaptation, Return to the Forbidden Planet, the robot Ariel consults Miranda as to her attempts to win over the Captain by saying, "Ah, Mistress, that will never work, for in that dress you'll miss. He'll not be swayed by haute couture." "Honestly?" "No shit!"
  • In the stage musical version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, the first verse of Freddy's song "Great Big Stuff" runs:
    I thought I'd seen it all,
    I thought I knew the score.
    But coming here, I've found a world
    I'd never seen before.
    Now I know where I belong —
    A life of taste and class
    With culture and sophistication
    Pouring out my ass.
  • Eliza in George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion, after learning how to speak with perfectly correct English diction, still occasionally shifts into slang (Higgins has to explain her use of "done her in" as an example of "the new small talk") and profanity ("Walk! Not bloody likely").
  • The Chicago number "Class", in which Velma Kelly and Mama Morton lament the decline of modern morals, is this trope from start to finish.
    Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
    And "Yes, thank you?"
    And "How charming?"
    Now, every son of a bitch
    Is a snake in the grass
    Whatever happened to class?
  • The Reduced Shakespeare Company's The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) runs with this trope frequently. "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy. So piss off!"
  • In Aristophanes’ play "the Birds", Iris the goddess of the rainbow summons bolts of lightning to strike down the blasphemers in properly grand poetic language. When nothing happens and she herself is shoo’d off by Pisthetaerus, she dissolves into tears and childishly expressed threats in nursery talk: “Just wait till my father hears about this: he’ll stop your insults” (lines 1585-6); This makes the trope Older Than Feudalism.
  • LOLPERA describes itself as "an epik clash between low-brow humor and high art; a 'gesamtkunstwerk' that asks important questions about this our modern world: Can we find meaning in the meaningless? Will what we create ultimately destroy us? Can we really has Cheezburger?"
  • A couple of mobsters in Cole Porter's Kiss Me Kate had a fair bit to say about classic works and their girl-attracting potential in "Brush Up Your Shakespeare:"
    Just declaim a few lines from "Othella"
    And they'll think you're a helluva fella.
    If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er
    Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer,
    If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
    What are clothes? "Much Ado About Nussing."
    • Not to mention
      If she says your behavior is heinous
      Kick her right in the Coriolanus
  • In The Unsinkable Molly Brown, Molly tries to become a lady and learns several foreign languages. Her resulting command of refined language is exemplified by this (in-universe) quote-worthy phrase: "Well, one thing's for damn sure, mon cher..."
  • Occurs frequently in Hamilton by virtue of it being a hip-hop musical set in the late 1700s/early 1800s. For example, the song "Non-Stop" contains both the lines "Corruption's such an old song that we can sing along in harmony" and "Yo, who the eff is this?"
  • This seems to be a Lin-Manuel Miranda trademark. In the opening number & title song of In the Heights, Usnavi sings, "it's too darn hot, like my man Cole Porter said."

  • American History by Alan Brinkley describes a list of grievances passed by the first Continental Congress in a fashion that he could have taken from this page (pg. 122):
    [The First Continental Congress] addressed the king as "Most Gracious Sovereign," but also included a more extreme demand for the repeal of all the oppressive legislation passed since 1763.
  • From Ashcroft and Mermin's Solid State Physics:
    “Like human defects, those in crystals come in a seemingly endless variety, many dreary and depressing, and a few fascinating.”

    Video Games 
  • A certain mission in City of Heroes includes a scene where a group of Steam Punk villains attempt to ally with a group of cyberpunk villains.
    "I assure you, my good man, Nemesis is most definitely 'down with the street'. Word up, my homey, as it were."
    • Also, a Circle of Thorns mage sums up his exile from Oranbega for not trusting the Circle's defenses: "I must use your vulgar modern vernacular to properly compound insult upon indignity and state: This blows."
  • Metal Wolf Chaos has otherwise fairly normal newscaster call the hero "meaner than Satan."
  • This commercial for Mercenaries 2, in which a gangsta-style song of vengeance is sung, show tune-style, with appropriate piano music. And there's a full, three-minute vversion of the song, which ups the ante with a gospel-style chorus.
  • The title character of American McGee's Grimm is something like this. Grimm's voice-overs combine erudite sarcasm and Lampshade Hanging of tired fairy tales with a gleeful delight in bathroom humor and Bloody Hilarious Amusing Injuries inflicted on those who deserve it (and a few who don't).
  • I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream has this:
    Human. Relinquish the Totem of Entropy. Do not relinquish it, and your ass is MINE.
  • Coffin Guy from the Baroque roguelike RPG often uses the words "please" and "goddammit" in the same sentence.
  • Bioshock gives us this nugget:
    "Would you kindly get to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?"
  • Sinbad in Sonic and the Secret Rings:
    "I am Sinbad of the Seven Seas! Adventurer of adventurers! ... Who the heck are you?"]]
  • Maechen, the resident Mr. Exposition in Final Fantasy X, is a little prone to this trope. Speaking with a very learned English accent, he says things such as "The water it sucks through its schnozz somehow supports its considerable size."
  • Kain from Legacy of Kain, voiced extremely well by the very British Simon Templeman, spends the whole series speaking in pseudo-Shakespearean dialogue. At the very end, when presented with the Elder God in all his squiddy glory, he is so taken aback he can only blurt out "What in the hell?"
  • Kingdom Hearts II has an odd example:
    Seifer: That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers!
  • Used in Mega Man Star Force when the protagonist has enough of the class president trying to get him to come to school.
    Geo: You're always following me around, you... you SATELLITE!
    Luna: Wh-what do you mean by "satellite"?
    Geo: A satellite is a heavenly body that goes around and around, circling a planet! Your name, "Luna", means moon and the moon is the Earth's satellite. That's why it's the perfect name for you!
  • In Fallout, when the Vault Dweller manages to sneak into the Thieves' Guild hideout, he's greated by their well-spoken leader, Loxley. After some pleasant introductions...
    Loxley: Quite pleased to make your acquaintance, actually... for now. Let's get the other bit of politeness taken care of, shall we? What the bloody, bloody, bloody hell are you doing here?!
  • The Heretic manual does this, possibly by design but also jarringly, as it alternatingly and simultaneously tries to sound appropriate for a high fantasy setting ("They stood solemnly, surrounding seven candles, each flame tied irrevocably to the flow of Earth's breath") and to assure people this is a game for those who want to see blood and guts ("Watch 'em scream and burn — it's great!") Sometimes the styles blend together so that you can't draw a line between them, but it still sounds odd. "These hideous abominations of the dark world move bloody fast and possess deadly sharp blades for appendages."
  • Mass Effect:
    • One assignment in the first game has a reporter asking Shepard probing questions, and one of the possible answers to her questions makes Shepard say "I have had enough of your snide insinuations." before punching her roughly in the face.
    • Khalisa is back in Mass Effect 2. This time you tell her "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions" and punch her again.
    • Mass Effect 3 goes three for three with "I've had enough of your tabloid journalism!" and another punch...which she dodges. which you can then counter with a headbutt.
    • Say what you will about him, but Udina does a nice job of borrowing Kevin Rudd's "political shitstorm" line in the second game if you picked Anderson over him for the council seat in the first.
    • Only when talking to Matriarch Aethyta can a person hear "anthropocentric" and "bag of dicks" in the same sentence.
    • Mordin Solus manages to make even the explicit part sophisticated. He doesn't just call his ex-boss an ass or a dick. He calls him a cloaca, which is the scientific term for an organ which (in many species of birds and amphibians, and apparently salarians) functions as both an ass and a dick. He then suggests that his ex-boss has a blockage up his cloaca. He then suggest that the blockage is the boss' cranium (head).
  • In Ace Attorney Investigations, the usually sophisticated Miles Edgeworth informs an opponent that:
    Edgeworth: I believe the proper phrase here is, "you fail."
    • Edgey does this occasionally in the main series too, and since he's otherwise serious, it generally results in a Funny Moment. Most memorably: "What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!" That line can be heard here.
    • Lang has a moment of this. Usually he shares his wisdom by quoting Lang Zi. And then we got this, after he lost a battle of wits to Edgeworth:
      Lang: Lang Zi says... Just go already!
  • Team Fortress 2
    • A number of the Spy's domination taunts:
      (on dominating a Medic) I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!
      (on dominating a Scout) Here lies Scout! He ran fast, and died a virgin.
    • The Engineer, in the "Meet the Engineer" video.
      Engineer: I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally-superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
  • The titular character of Bayonetta is quite fond of this trope. Her English accent only adds to the fanciness.
    Bayonetta: If you get in my way, I will, how do the Americans put it? Oh yes. Bust a cap in yo' ass.
  • One of the party member conversations in Baldur's Gate II: Throne of Bhaal has Korgan trying to woo Mazzy with some of the poetry he's (supposedly) written in the past. Then he brings out this particular gem that he scratched into the wall of a latrine:
    Korgan:"I was here, alas I'm gone / I've left my name, to arouse thee on / Those who knew me, knew me well / Those who didn't, can ride my stinking dump, straight to hell!" Haha, masterstroke!
    • The Player Character can indulge in this if he/she chooses to.
    CHARNAME: Why do you use so many big words? Are you trying to make me feel stupid?
    Kiser Jhaeri: My utilization of complex locution is more a reflection of my own superincumbent mental acuity than an aspersion on your circumscribed lexicon.
    CHARNAME: Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy. note 
  • Brütal Legend has this epic insult:
    Lars: The time has come for you to SHUT THE HELL UP, Lionwhite!
    • There's also the Headbangers' initial reaction to Eddie playing the Battle Cry solo for the first time:
    Headbanger #2: It's a devil screaming!
    Headbanger #3: It's an angel singing!
    Headbanger #1: It's the pounding of creation's hammer on the anvil of time...
    Headbanger #2: It's fucking awesome!
  • Starcraft has one between Jim Raynor, a human, and Fenix, a Crystal Spires and Togas Proud Warrior Race Guy Protoss. Paraphrased:
    Fenix: Do not let the fact that I am 368 years older than you dull your impression of me, young Raynor. I can still — how do you Terrans say it? — 'Throw down with the best of them.'
    • Kerrigan also tends to keep a civil tone and appeal to other peoples sense of reason to come to an agreement that is acceptible to both sides. And then calmly explains why she is sending her swarms to slaughter them once she got what she wanted.
      Kerrigan: "You have to let me think for a minute... You know, Admiral, I think I'll just masacre your remaining troops now and watch you die in agony. How would that be?"
      DuGalle: "You vastly underestimate me, my dear."
      Kerrigan: "I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way."
  • Street Fighter Alpha's Gen has this victory quote: Ancient words of wisdom... "you suck".
  • Quoth Kingdom of Loathing's King Ralph, when you defeat the naughty sorceress and free him from imprismment: "Well done, adventurer! You laid the smack down on that skank with admirable derring-do and panache."
  • American McGee's Alices Cheshire Cat sometimes does it.
    Cheshire Cat: "It's impolite to keep royalty waiting, but the price of good manners may be too high; This queen is a real BITCH!"
    Cheshire Cat: "You are properly fortified to kick some ass."
  • Saints Row: The Third does this in the Star Wars-esque text crawl during the intro.
    Conquest. The story of human history. Since time immemorial, great leaders have risen from humble beginnings to . . . do shit.
    A Saints movie is in development. Johnny Gat and Shaundi are pop-culture icons. And Pierce... Well, who gives a fuck about Pierce?
  • While sneaking around a base in Deus Ex: Human Revolution, you can find an e-mail about a lack of office chairs. It continues like this:
    In the meantime, please refrain from using expensive lab equipment as a makeshift sitting apparatus. If you must insist on using a non-sanctioned sitting apparatus, please consider the tensile strength of materials present in the object in question in comparison to your own mass volumetric density.
    In other words, stop breaking shit with your fat asses.
    The Management
    • Another example has you asking a gang leader what he has observed about a paramilitary operation in his territory.
    DRB Gang Leader: Well that's the thing. These muthafuckas ain't consistent fo sho'
  • Tales of the Abyss gives us Emperor Peony, who switches easily between somewhat stilted formal language (required of him as Emperor) and striking informality (his actual personality), sometimes more than once in the same conversation.
    Emperor Peony: "What do you think, Sesemann? Your dear apprentice, Jade, also says we can trust these guys regarding St. Binah."
    Sesemann: "Your Majesty, it's not polite to refer to them as 'these guys'."
  • Sir Hammerlock of Borderlands 2 is quite fond of this.
    Hammerlock: Only you can stop him. Because you are a Badass, you see.
    • Dr. Zed tends towards this as well:
      Zed: After watching you waste those bandits with that E-Tech weapon, I have come to a medically sound conclusion: E-Tech is friggin' dope!
    • There's also Zer0, who occasionally peppers his Creepy Monotone haikus with swear words and dickish behavior.
      Zer0: Oh, what? Yeah, what, bitch? / Yeah, I just slapped you and stuff. / What you gonna do?
    • Mr. Torgue tends towards this whenever he tries to be official:
    Mr. Torgue: We here at the Torgue Corporation sincerely believe THIS IS F@#$ING AWESOME!
  • The text in Thy Dungeonman combines Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe with modern slang, leading to phrases like "Thou art hilariously dumb" and "Ye totally has the plague".
  • In Suikoden V, Lucretia, being a noble, has a good line after breaking out of prison and being outside for the first time in years.
    Lucretia: Ahhh... It's been two years since I've breathed the air outside the slammer. Marvelous, isn't it? So refreshing!
  • Maribelle from Fire Emblem Awakening gets a couple instances of this in her support conversations. The most notable one being her supports with her future son Brady, whom she outright lectures on proper diction. She's more upset that Brady used "who" instead of "whom" than she is over the rest of his language, leading to her producing the gem "Whom did you piss off?"
    • Maribelle's conversations with Robin feature her asking him/her for lessons on "commoner" language, which Robin notes sounds really weird coming from her. Meanwhile, her supports with Olivia feature Maribelle trying to encourage her to be more confident... by going out and spouting bad pick-up lines at random men with her.
  • In Marvel Heroes, Thor may deliver this gem upon smiting one of his foes:
    Thor: As they say on Midgard, there is yet more from whence that came.
  • Ancient Wu of True Crime: Streets of L.A. is a classic ancient wise mentor type, maybe a bit snarky but otherwise doesn't break from his serene detached mentor demeanour. However in one optional scene, protagonist Nick Kang's failure to understand his cryptic guidance finally begins to tests Wu's patience.
    Ancient Wu: Where the metal birds flock near the ocean, you will find revenge...
    Nick Kang: What was that? Ancient Wu?
    Ancient Wu: The sixth edifice, at the landing place of the flying machines...
    Nick Kang: Wait, wait, I'm sorry, I don't quite follow.
    Ancient Wu: Santa Monica Airport, Hangar 6, asshole!
  • The Mad Mek on the space hulk in Dawn Of War II Retribution
    "Trespassahz! Invadahz! 'Ooliganz and ne'er-do-wellz! [...] Now... PISS OFF!
  • Outlast II has Marta, The Brute in the line of enemies, who talks like an absolutely insane preacher who drops a frequent Cluster F-Bomb after almost every sentence.
  • In The Secret World, in the Transylvania story mission "Mortal Sins", we learn the story of the Draculesti, a group of vampire hunters founded by Count Vlad Dracula (whose descendants are understandably miffed at how Bram Stoker depicted him) to defeat Mara, his wife who became a powerful vampire. The story ends with a prophecy concerning both Mara's return and Vlad's revival to fight her, which is written in Purple Prose until the final line is punctuated by a profane reference to Mara. (Anastasia, who's translating the passage, notes that she's "paraphrasing, of course.")
    Apa Vie, the light of the morning;
    Apa Moarta, the final forewarning.
    Joined at the tomb to bring the Dragon to life
    So that he may put an end to his bitch of a wife.
  • In a spoileriffic example from Catherine, the final boss has this Badass Boast for the hero before his level starts.
    I swear by the name of Dumuzid, the Shepherd, consort of Ishtar...your ass is mine, punk!
  • Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: In "8-Bit Is Enough", Strong Bad finds out that in order to get into the world of Peasant's Quest he has to look up an answer to the copy protection in the manual.
    Strong Bad: Manual? This game is like a billion years old, I don't have the manual!
    Copy Protector: Then thou art screwed.
  • Serafen from Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire has a way with flowering metaphors and linguistic turns of phrase, likely picked up from his scholarly Vailian mentor, but he's also a pirate who talks the part and swears as easily as he breaths.
    Unrefined? Begging your pardon, captain, but I be the high fucking model of the gentleman of fortune!

  • T-Rex From Dinosaur Comics does this a lot, such as describing literary or logical techniques in textbook levels of detail then describing them as "awesome". When discussing logic:
    T-Rex: For example, "T-Rex is a pretty sweet dude because he's always so friggin' awesome!" This is actually formally valid: If the premise is true and I'm friggin' awesome, then it follows that I'm a pretty sweet dude. However, I've provided no logical support for my "T-Rex is awesome" premise, but only made a conclusion (T-Rex = pretty sweet) which relies on the premise being true.
  • The authors of Holy Bibble do the same thing in The Rant occasionally. For example, Cannan explains Correlation does not imply causation using his skillz with teh ladiez here. The resulting effect is like if David Morgan-Marr had spent his formative years perusing internet forums.
  • This is the default method of speech for any instalment of MS Paint Adventures; Problem Sleuth loved to intersperse its fluid and verbose narration with abrupt switches to badass one-liners. Homestuck then took this trope and refined it into something of a high art form.
    "And the Knight of Blood so embraced the Bard of Rage, and in each other's arms they were aquiver. And with righteous pap and blessed shoosh he did quell his brother's fury. For the Knight looked upon his Bard all acting up and completely losing his shit and he did resolve to calmeth his juggalo ass right the fuck down. And so calmed down his juggalo ass was and would continueth to be for all time. And the Knight in totally settling a murderous clown's ludicrous shit down proper said, Let there be Moirallegiance: and it was so. And between moirails would flow bounteous mirth, and they did hug bumpeth plentifully, and honks of reconciliation echoed far and true into the darkness upon the face of the deep."
    • Homestuck also uses jarringly misattributed quotes, such as this one:
      "When the pimp's in the crib ma
      Drop it like it's hot
      Drop it like it's hot
      Drop it like it's hot..."
      -English Romantic poet, John Keats
    • In terms of individual characters, though, special mention must go to Dirk's auto-responder.
      TT: It seems you have asked about DS's chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 93% indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now.
    • Dave, who likes to write raps, also does this very often.
      TG: i hope you appreciate how much gross spongy proboscis i had to fellate to get this game
    • Jake English uses this frequently, in the form of mixing early-twentieth century speech and ridiculous minced oaths with ordinary swearing.
      GT: Forgive my botherations. I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all.
      GT: But do you happen to know where the devilfucking dickens mr strider might be?
    • Jane is also fond of this, mixing in some of Jake's old-time language with Rose's love of long, redundant words.
  • Beserker from 8-Bit Theater. When not beserk, he wears a monocle and speaks with a British accent; when beserk, he is... considerably less eloquent.
  • In Something*Positive, Mike's therapist informs him "Mike, you are what we in the profession call "fucked up"."
  • This Super Stupor strip.
    Arch-Angela: Take thine critique and place it firmly up thine shitting place; for verily, yours is the glory of being adrift shit creek.
  • El Goonish Shive: Perhaps you are unfamiliar with my vernacular. "Piss off" implies that I wish for you to leave. And preferably injure yourself.
  • Penny Arcade has included gags like this a few times:
    Tycho: Do you remember the Mad King Aerys of the House Targaryen, the Second of His Name? He would look at my rule and be like, "Dude. Dude. Ease up."
  • xkcd
  • Achewood uses this to an extremely refined form as the primary source of its humor.
  • Dominic Deegan gives us an instance where experimental "fire monkeys" are running around. It later turns out the monkeys were not only hamming up their actions, but speak in a very refined, charming fashion. Lookie here.
    • "Lo and beware this prophecy of doom ... Fire, destruction and death shall descend upon this village if YOU MORONS DON'T GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY!"
    • Later on, Dominic and Luna come face to face with a dragon (an extremely rare creature in this world). The two are left awe-struck, and once it leaves they "reacted the way any pair of intellectuals would have."
      • Shortly thereafter, they visit Olde Tucklebruck Island and Luna tastes some of the native halflings' famous beer. After impressing the innkeeper with her connoisseurship and eloquent commentary on the beer, he lets her try his finest, most prized brew: "The Orion." Her response?
    • Special mention should go to the Wild Edge's slimes who seem brainless to those who can't speak their language, but...
      Slime 1: Fine meal this evening.
      Slime 2: Quite so.
  • Questionable Content includes a couple examples:
  • The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob! has Molly, a furry bipedal creature who essentially sprang from an experimental genetic serum spilled into a jar of peanut butter. She has a supergenius level IQ, yet is chronologically less than two years old — and has a tendency to ping-pong from sophisticated to simplistic in her speech... sometimes two or three times in a single sentence.
  • Though The Order of the Stick mixes characters with modern day speech patterns with High Fantasy tropes, it only rarely indulges in this.
    Miko: My master has ordered their execution for deeds they have committed against his interests. Soon, they shall taste the bitter fruits of their deeds.
    Weasel: Awesome.
  • Aetheria Epics inverts it with the black mage gang at Eastveil Academy:
    Max: "Go ahead, man."
    Vol: "Sure, bro. Ahem...'Twas not 3 midmornings ago that the momentous encounter took place that would forever change our most illustrious organization..."
  • Bob the Angry Flower's Rothgar saga, beginning here.
    Bob: In faith let us one final time review the plan!
    You Rothgar and your men will over there cower like cowards and the children of cowards. Here I wait with my laser ray. Grendel will enter and I'll, y'know...I'll zap him.
    • Later,
      Bob: Good your majesty, I wish not to be a dick about this but no fucking way.
  • Butler in PvP delivers a memorable one to Brent. After Robbie sends Butler to do his work at the magazine, the staff begin abusing the priveliges, especially Brent. When Robbie eventually asks Butler to come back, Butler says he will as soon as he does one last thing. He promptly walks into Brent's office and says quite calmly, "You, good sir, may go to hell."
  • Gunnerkrigg Court: Kat's official sharpness classification for Coyote's Tooth? Really damn sharp.
  • Hark! A Vagrant: "So old. Old as balls."
  • From this SMBC Theater sketch:
    Dr Sands: We exist in different epistemological paradigms, fuckpants!
  • Girl Genius has one when Franz (the guardian lizard of Mechanicsberg) meets what appears to be a classical dragon. Franz tries using his Flame Breath, to no effect.
    Dragon: Are you finished, peasant? Clearly, you are naught but a sideshow wonder, sprung from the blasphemies of some half-witted student of Outdated Academy!
    Franz: Wot? But... aren't we all?
    Dragon: Fire is not how true dragons duel.
    Franz: Oh, great. Let me guess, this is where you spout off a bunch of fancy riddles and stuff?
    Dragon: No. This is pretty much where I just beat you to death.
  • In Among The Chosen characters often go from highly technical mil-speak to vagina jokes and back in the same sentence.
  • From The Rant to this Skin Horse strip (a preview of the bonus strip "Great Moments with Baron Mistycorn"):
    Channing: I believe it was the Greek philosopher Aristotle who, in his Poetics, first stated the now-widespread truism of dramatic structure "Every good story should contain at least one friggin' unicorn." I am proud to report that the Volume 5 bonus comic cleaves closely to this Aristotelian ideal.
  • This Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: "His use of common language in a poetic context is sublime, sugar-tits."
  • Gloomverse: Professor Purple.
    Purple: You know, I tried to play nice for Petunia's sake... But since you're so determined to receive a logical ass kicking I'll be more than happy to oblige.
  • Feminist Hulk's Twitter feed.
  • Happens a lot in Kill Six Billion Demons, but the best is probably this comment:
    There was a brief silence, as the Successor contemplated this profound truth — yea, that entity beyond understanding, scribe of YISUN, whose name and Word would lay waste to the seven-headed beast and hasten the downfall of all things.
    Of those assembled, the devils, imps both yet each once ebon, awaited the Successor’s answer most seriously, for each knew the potential of the words of the divine in the mouths of men, being potent liars armed only with the rather inferior and garbled grammar of devils. The doctor-maiden, thrust into a foreign world, freed and shackled at once and ignorant wholly of the greater divinities beyond her former mistress, nevertheless felt a great trepidation, the Name itself resonating with a deep inner organ of fear and awe. And none knew the mind of the angel who spoke, for no flame but that kindled by the design of her skull was apparent. Even confronted with Royalty which transgressed the division between stillness and violence, she did not fear death or reincarnation.
    There came a deathly pause, during which the universe shifted a scant few microns closer to better hear the Successor’s answer, upsetting the calendar-keepers of Throne and sparking a minor civil war. In the void, angelic consciousnesses craned towards the ship, Incubus reclined in the space between thoughts and readied a pencil to take notes, and Himself shifted in his iron cradle, so that a single mammoth ear might recognize the voice of the Successor as it replied.
    And yea, the Successor spoke thus: “Wait, like from Transformers?”
  • On one wintry day in Let's Speak English comic #108, Mary sees little bird tracks in the snow and is inspired to make a haiku:
    Behold, a small bird
    Left tiny tracks in the snow
    That is cute as fuck.
  • Awful Hospital delivers a sample of this at the end of the Parliament Meeting peripheral material:
    Wallflap: The Hospital.
    Drainflunk: SHIT.

    Web Original 
  • This Cracked article lampshades the presence of inaccurate biblical "quotes" in a comic.
  • This E-Card which states "I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady."
  • 5 Second Films: "Let's retire to my chambers where we can smoke cigars and have a civilized ''fucking'' discussion!"
  • This Not Always Right story
  • This discussion on
  • Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Wow, such power from every living being on the planet. I can feel it all surging inside of me... every man, woman, and child. This is planet Earth's very essence! "...Boo-yah, mother-fu*ker!"
    • Gohan has occasionally displayed this trope when angry:
      Take that, you insufferable f*cking simpleton!
  • Sword Art Online Abridged has Godfried, a dedicated roleplayer who always speaks in Ye Olde Butchered English. His murderer starts his "The Reason You Suck" Speech against him with "Wouldst thou shuteth the fuck up?!"
    • Earlier, Godfried himself managed a nice insult without breaking character.
    Kirito: I don't need training from you. I went head-to-head with your boss.
    Godfried: Forsooth! And pray tell, how has that worked out for thee?
    Kirito: [Beat] Yeah, I do not care for you.
  • Derek the Bard, professional librarian, often veers between educated literary analysis and history lessons and joking about Farscape.
  • The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Donger Hour, a Gag Dub of the cutscenes from Hotel Mario made using a text-to-speech program that puts in the mouths of Mario, Luigi, and the Princess dialogue that alternates between sesquipedalian, vulgar, and just plain weird.
  • This Dorkly bit of Final Fantasy I has Warrior speaking in a very eloquent tone and manner while cursing like a sailor.
  • Drunk History, a series of videos in which inebriated history professors attempt to relate a historical anecdote they find profound or important, which is then enacted, according to the drunk lecture, by comedy actors. Hilarity Ensues.
  • The typical Pube Muppet Flash animation starts with Pube Muppet greeting a store clerk with "Hello, my good man. I am the Pube Muppet." He then lists numerous things he wishes to purchase and what he intends to do with them before storming off saying "What the fuck! What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?! Fuck off and let me be!" when the clerk says one of the things he wanted is something they don't have in stock.
  • This young gentleman respectfully express his displeasure with the certain peculiar aspects of functionality of his mother's alarm clock.
  • Cleolinda Jones tends to use this trope, especially in her Varney the Vampire recaps, when she makes fun of the old-fashioned language used.
    And then all the servants quit. Sorry—the feelings of the domestics inasmuch as the domestics could afford to have feelings were inevitably altered towards the desirability of the wages paid thereunto by the appearance of A FUCKING VAMPIRE.
  • This CollegeHumor article.
    ''I believe it was Sigmund Freud who once said, “Sometimes horrific things just fall out of your mouth before you can muster up the strength to stop them. That’s just the worst, man, for real.”
  • When answering fan mail, Foamy usually replies with a Cluster F-Bomb rant, but ends with a polite greeting.
  • I bid thee my holy angel, to go forth and kick him in the teeth.
  • The Nostalgia Critic gets an epic example in his review of Tom and Jerry: The Movie:
    Critic: My God. Tom and Jerry... are dead. Alas, poor Tom and Jerry. I knew them, viewing audience. Two fellows of infinite jest and of most excellent fancy. They had borne me on many hilarious antics a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it, whatever the hell that means. Here hung those lips that have been mangled I know not how oft. Where be your screams now? Your torn limbs, your shattered teeth, your set of bowling pins that were wont to set children and adults at a roar? Not one now, to mock your antics. Your skirt has fallen. Now, get you to Hollywood's chamber, and tell them, let them stop this douchebaggery that shocks and terrorises those with most excellent humour. And show them what made such great laughter so great. Make them laugh at that... shit fuckers.
  • The Critic's former colleague, Brows Held High host Kyle "Oancitizen" Kallgren, sometimes uses this trope to great effect. Given that his show is about reviewing arthouse films in a high-brow, highly analytical way, it is a baffling contrast to suddenly see him utter a Precision F-Strike, or even go into Cluster F-Bomb. Exhibit A:
    Kyle: This is a 2006 French outing by Jean-Claude Brisseau which explores the nature of sexualité... And MAN, does it piss me off!
  • TheStrawhatNO! alternate seamlessly between diaper jokes and psychology jokes, cocaine jokes and DaVinci helicopter jokes, to the point that Thorn and Travis consider this trope to be their signature sense of humour.
    Thorn: "We're like the dynamic range of an orchestra: we go all the way up and all the way down."
    Travis: "We can somehow fit into one sentence 'Pavlov's conditioning, motherfucker', and it somehow works."
  • Ultra Fast Pony's episode "Edgar Allen Poen" is a pastiche of "The Raven". The only jokes are the occasional, completely-out-of-place uses of informal language.
    That day, I remained observant, as our contest grew more fervent.
    Every task I had to finish, I was always beaten to.
    And whatever Twilight needed, all my efforts were impeded
    But defeat was not conceded. There was much more I could do.
    But Owloysius beat me to all the work I set to do.
    I called him gay. He said "Who."
  • Thug Kitchen, bitches. It's a goddamn vegetarian recipe blog with a shitload of chain swearing. Call the cops, they don't give a fuck.
  • Thug Notes is a fine example of this trope, where bibliophile Sparky Sweets offers analysis of literary classics in a thug persona.
  • This video from The Idea Channel, where the normally articulate host tries to compare and contrast the appeal behind Breaking Bad and Lost:
    "Breaking Bad is up there with Lost on the list of shows that encourage fan theory about what might happen next, the major difference being that in Breaking Bad, unlike Lost, there is actually a return on your thinking investments since stuff...actually...MEANS...things."
  • Dear Thomas Kidd: Bite Me, a Slacktivist blog post, does a variation that starts out with the blatant insult and then tones it down to "You Are Henceforth Cordially Invited to Bite Me", in order to be sarcastic about how much importance the group he's yelling at puts on "civility" even when behaving like tools.
  • SF Debris: the review of "The Defector" includes a quote from Shakespeare that has been edited to include the phrase "pimp hand".
  • The central aspect of the Reading Rainbowverse is characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic reading webcomics. So when Octavia begins reading, say, Jailbreak ...
  • The True Facts About... series by Zefrank uses this a lot. The narrator is somewhere between a calm, David Attenborough-style narration and random asides on animal penises and animal intelligence (or lack thereof).
    "However, this lack of brainpower gives the koala a discrete evolutionary advantage in that it does not give a fuck." *cut to video of a koala stoically clinging to a branch, absolutely soaked from the rain*
  • The Onion editorial, "I Do So Adore the Adult Theatre," is built around this trope:
    "These so-called "critics" are sorely misinformed. If only they would let go of their conventional, preconceived notions of what "good theatre" is, they would see the beauty and timelessness of such tales as Cum-Crazed Slurp Sluts Vol. 14."
  • "Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up" has a great quote from the professor of the class:
    "Mr. Floen is a valuable contributor to our in-class discussions," Rosenthal said. "His tendency to question and challenge everything before him captures the very essence of philosophy itself." Rosenthal added: "Having said that, I do wish he would occasionally do me the valued service of shutting his damn cake hole."
  • Metal Spoken Word is a web video series where the host reads lyrics from Death Metal songs, most of which are about killing people and doing obscene things to the bodies, as if they were poems, while classical music plays.
  • Texts Between Gems: Time to amend your inductive reasoning, butthead.
  • As said above, Yahtzee has a tendency to do this. When asked whether he thinks video games contribute to violent activities in youth, the screen flashes, "No, and I consider your argument misinformed," but he says, "No, and go fuck yourselves, you ignorant scaremongering cockbags."
    • ... and later in the same video:
      To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: "No chance, you unreasonable dicks."
  • The YouTube video "How to Write a Fugue" by Danny Pi.
    "'Oops I Did It Again' marks the end of Britney Spears's transition from her 'sweet Catholic ingenue' phase to her 'impetuous skanky youth' phase."
  • articles tend to be like this. For example, Five Superpowers Science Will Give Us In Our Lifetime but he says, describes future scientific breakthroughs with the glee of a child and the mind of an adult:
    A group of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute scientists working with nanolayers (molecular chains of carbon molecules with elements such as silicon, oxygen or sulfur) accidentally found that heating nanolayers of commercially available glue sandwiched between copper and silica, it created a bond that one researcher called "As strong as a motherfucker."
  • AV Club column "IMDBates" examines internet flamewars with the same detail and language one might use to document a trial. For instance "Reducing [the Joker] to such a base interpretation of "Omigod he's hawt!!!" robs him of his effectiveness, and reveals a shallow understanding of the film. Plus, all you ladies are sicko pervs."
  • Uncyclopedia does this when assigning appropriate quotations to Oscar Wilde. Well, for some definition of "appropriate".
    • A Wiki Vandal created the Fisher Price page with nothing but the four words "go eat shit fuckers". Through Wiki Magic, this has now become "Fisher Price: A Retrospective" a seriously-presented essay over 3500 words long, interpreting this comment with references anything from Taoism to aliens and environmentalism to oral sex and claiming that "It is considered by many art critics to be one of the greatest literary achievements of our time."
  • Three Minute Philosophy runs on this trope:
    Aristotle transformed the landscape of western thought with his revolutionary theories of philosophy and science, which was an amazing achievement although the bulk of his theories are already discovered to be nigh-incomprehensible bullshit.
  • Commentary! The Musical from Dr. Horrible, "Zack's Rap". After a normal, profanity-laden rap song, Zack Whedon devolves into artistic rambling:
    Not to mention my whole Moist storyline
    Where he gets caught selling blow at a rest stop and serves time
    And then he gets out and tries to get his shit together and teaches art to underprivileged kids at the local high school, but things take an interesting turn when an old gambling buddy comes to collect. See it's his former life coming back to haunt him. You can't outrun your past. See? Get it? That's the point, Joss. It's compelling! What's going to happen to these kids?!
  • An online skit has a freestyle rap translated in the Queen's English.
  • Winston Churchill attempting to tell FDR about the German Invasion of Poland in this World War II parody video.
  • The Joesph Ducreux / Archaic Rap meme uses this, in which the photo accompanies rap lyrics written in a more clinical manner (though it never actually does use a section of modern terms). The Bayeux Tapestry meme does it similarly, but not only on rap lyrics.
  • Every other definition on Urban Dictionary.
  • Juggalo News.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd can go from properly explaining the game to cursing like a mad man without effort. The most notable example in his re-revist to the Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde on NES when he explains that the game is symbolic and represents mankind's struggle between good and evil... before concluding that the game just fucking sucks. Another variation of this trope concluded his review of Godzilla for the Game Boy: "The best way to sum this up is to recite a very famous quote from William Shakespeare: Fuck it." His Ghosts and Goblins review ends with him lampshading that he has no new material and has to rely on "the classics" which includes the "Precision F-Strike": "Oh, this game lures you in with its bouquet of [...] and then bends you over and fucks you in the ass!".
  • Alamos's guide to playing a druid in Wo W is written in language that bears strong resemblance to lolcat-speak. Once, when confronted by a heckler for his inability to write proper English, his response was several paragraphs of extremely sophisticated language defending his guide, which at the end reverted to his previous style:
    "While you may not be able to see the humor in the posts, realize that they are not the product of a trite or idle mind. Above all else, realize that Alamo is loves you and is want even some shiny paladins as can be friends with him, even if they is can makes him run slow now!"
  • While celebrity gossip blog Dlisted is already informal in tone, it has a category whose name, "What A Fucking Lady", invokes this trope and documents (among other things) many examples of celebrities' profane or otherwise un-ladylike language inserted into an otherwise innocuous interview for a respectable publication.
  • This parody of a physics lab report.
    "Abstract: The exponential dependence of resistivity on temperature in germanium is found to be a great big lie. My careful theoretical modeling and painstaking experimentation reveal 1) that my equipment is crap, as are all the available texts on the subject and 2) that this whole exercise was a complete waste of my time."
  • If I may quote from The Other Wiki's article on the "Online Disinhibitation Effect": In psychology, the online disinhibition effect, also known in popular culture as John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (GIFT), refers to the way people behave on the Internet with less restraint than in real-world situations.
  • In this video from 1980, Osho explained the many different uses of the F-word.
  • This strip alone. Also, the most probable Moment of Awesome invoked by this trope:
    Winston: Kindly remove your bloody hands from the duchess at once! You... confounded... vacuous... malodourous... NINCOMPOOP COWBOY!
  • The Disney Wiki has an official category for dim-witted characters called "Idiots". No kidding.
  • Epic Rap Battles of History often delves into this territory when the combatants are more on the sophisticated side. One example that comes to mind is Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child. The actress playing Child imitates her distinctive voice perfectly.
    "Oh I'm so glad you spent this time with me, now eat a dick! Bon appetit.
    Shakespeare: I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
    Romeo: My love, your face is beauty to behold, I will protect thine honor from these dustbowl dildos!
    Juliet: A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past, so together we shall both put these bitches on blast!
  • This tumblr post about the Mona Lisa of Prado (an early copy of the Mona Lisa which has maintained its original color:
    Poster 2: Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.
    Poster 3: Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.
  • The Letterkenny web short "The Skateboard Trick" is about Wayne, Daryl, and Squirrely Dan talking about the time a skateboarder hurt his ball sack after a trick went wrong and switch between crass terms and biological parts of the male genital system when they talk about what they would be worried about if they busted their balls doing a skate trick.
  • In PBG Hardcore we see Dean drop some of this.
    McJones: Is it just me or are we a lot more hostile towards each other than we usually-
    Dean: Hey, fuck you McJones, I'm as- cordial as shit.

    Western Animation 
  • In Transformers Animated, after the defeat of the Headmaster, who usually talks in Leet Speak, the usually scientific Professor Sumdac comments, "I believe the phrase is 'total 0wnage, n00b'."
    • Transformers: Generation 1 has Computron, after defeating the Decepticon Terrorcons, say "Estimated probability of Terrorcon victory over Computron: 4.1 percent. Scoot!" The Decepticons make a break for it, as do the other bad guys, the Quintessons.
  • The Simpsons:
    • This exchange:
      Gangsta: Yo boy, this class is tight. You go from slopper to proper.
      Bart: Cool!
      Socialite: Welcome to my etiquette class, The Proper Young Man.
      Bart: But the black man said ...
      Socialite: Are you accusing my husband of misleading you? Good gracious, I should bust a cap in your ass.
    • The socialite woman's reaction to Homer pushing her aside to catch an elevator: "How dreadfully rude! I do hope someone stabs him in the eye."
    • And the aftermath of Lisa cheating in Shirley Temple Expy Little Vicky's class: "Why, I am ever so pissed!"
    • Then there's Lisa's description of Mr Burns as a "monopolistic, self-aggrandising... umm... stinky-pants!"
    • A tamer version shows up in a Treehouse of Horror episode. Homer finds himself in a mysterious 3D realm (or as he says, "has anyone seen TRON?") this happens:
      Homer's Brain: Oh glory of glories! Oh, heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation!
      Homer: (out loud) HOLY MACARONI!!!
    • In an episode where Homer and Marge have to choose between vacationing in Florida, or attending an elderly relative's birthday:
      Homer: As the Bible says, "Screw that!"
    • When Bart and Lisa are confronted with the task of overloading the power grid in 'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky...
      Lisa: Now we merely push this switch to "overload". (she reaches then hesitates) ...Yet once we do, we'll be breaking the law. Can good truly come from civil disobedience? Gandhi thought so, but-
      Bart: Gandhi also said "less talk, more rock"! (throws the lever)
    • Number 1 of the Stonecutters, voiced by the great Patrick Stewart; happily indulges in this;
    Number One (solemnly): Tonight is our glorious ancient society's fifteen-and-hundredth anniversary, and in honor of this momentous occasion... (Beat, grinning from ear-to-ear) ...We're havin' ribs!
  • Forced on Brain in an episode of Animaniacs. As "Noodle Noggin", he'd talk in the way he usually speaks... on a kids' show. So an established character on the show would bop him on the head mid-sentence and he'd switch over to speaking like Pinky. Apparently, the fake Show Within a Show made a Running Gag of this.
    • In an episode of his spinoff show, Brain becomes a stand up comedian as part of his latest scheme. Unfortunately, his jokes tend to be highly obscure prompting a bunch of hecklers. Brain then proceeds to insult the hecklers in an incredibly erudite and Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness filled manner ("I find you REPUGNANT!"). The audience finds it hilarious and Brain becomes a hit.
  • From the Phineas and Ferb episode "Nerdy Dancin'":
    Phineas: So, brother of mine, what endeavor shall we engage in today?
    Jeremy walks up to Phineas and Ferb
    Phineas: Hey, Jeremy. What's the haps, big guy?
  • From the 1949 Droopy short "Outfoxed":
    Droopy: Hello, Mr. Fox. Now can I catch you?
    (Very) English Fox: Ah, as they say in America... (Brooklyn accent) Are you kiddin'?
    • This is followed up by a visual version of this trope, where the prospect of a steak dinner causes the fox to launch into a series of wild takes before returning to his usual deadpan expression.
    • Truth in Television: The most esteemed British actors, both then and now, tend to be quite familiar with the idioms of American speech.
  • One episode of Mission Hill had Kevin get in trouble for saying the word "douchebag" at school, and his brother Andy was called to discuss the situation. The prim and proper principal wouldn't say the word out loud, instead writing it on a piece of paper in very elegant, cursive handwriting. This just makes the brothers crack up laughing, with Andy apologetically explaining that he'd never seen the word written so nicely before.
  • Dexter's Laboratory had a series of back-up shorts called "The Justice Friends" where three superheroes (based on Captain America, the Hulk, and Thor) lived together as roommates. The one based on Thor was called "Val Hallen" and he spoke in an odd mixture of Ye Olde Butchered English and Totally Radical.
  • The Dapper Crackhead in The Boondocks. (Starts about a minute in.)
  • Gravity Falls: Old Man McGucket has a tendency to mix complex Techno Babble with hillbilly speak. A flashback shows he talked like this even before he went crazy.
    McGucket: Well, first I just hootenanied up a biomechanical brain-wave generator! Then I learned to operate a stick-shift with my beard.
  • Looney Tunes: In the Foghorn Leghorn cartoon "Weasel While You Work", after Leghorn plays a practical joke on the farm dog, the dog answers "There is but one course for me to follow... I'LL MOIDER DA BUM!"
  • In one episode of Futurama, Bender joins the Robot Mafia and finds himself ordered to take part in a heist that involves robbing the Planet Express ship of its cargo. To keep Fry and Leela from finding out that he was one of the robbers, Bender doesn't enter the room until they're blindfolded. He then switches a dial that makes him go from a "robot" voice to "king", essentially giving him an English accent while talking the same way.
    Bender (as Nibbler clings to his leg): I say, get the hell off!
    Fry: That guy sounds familiar...
  • In Dan Vs., Dan himself is a passionate fan of Shakespeare and peppers his language with Latin phrases, but is still prone to violent stupidity and making up words, which he justifies by saying Shakespeare made up words as well.
  • When Kenny goes with Butters to Hawaii in the South Park episode "Going Native", he writes a letter eloquently describing the fine details of the locale and culture in sentimental fashion, even signing his name as "Kenneth". In the middle is the following paragraph: "I saw this hot chick in a bikini. She had really nice, big boobs." And the voiceover for all of this is an upper-class English accent.
  • Master Splinter of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has moments like this.
    "As the great sage Sakamoto once said, 'Read 'em and weep.'
  • Occasionally appears on Adventure Time:
    • In "Go With Me", Finn and Marceline go to the couples' movie night, but quickly grow tired of the sappy romantic movie playing.
      Finn: Marceline, would you do me the honor of getting us the plop out of here?
    • Princess Bubblegum constantly shifts from high-fantasy-dialogue to Buffy Speak or hip-hop slang in the same sentence. For example, in "You Made Me!", where she tries to bribe the Notorious Pup Gang into living with the Earl of Lemongrab:
      Bubblegum: I grant you the big cash money wad! Now off with you, to Castle Lemongrab!
  • This was a big part of Gibbs's character in Titan Maximum. Most of the time, Gibbs came across as a smooth, sophisticated evil mastermind type-but was also very prone to shooting his foes the bird and doling out crass insults.
  • The Powerpuff Girls:
    • In "Child Fearing", Buttercup caps off a verbose and loquacious summary of Napoleon Bonaparte's life by calling Mojo Jojo "stupid".
    • In "Makes Zen to Me", Buttercup takes up meditation as a form of anger management, but her master tries to encourage her to take up fighting again after he gets attacked by Mojo Jojo.
      Master: The water rushing down the mountainside washes away impurities and replenishes the land. You must be like water, grasshopper.
      Buttercup: What?
      Master: Kick his butt!!
  • Bojack Horseman, "Fish out of Water":
    Bojack: Hey, I stand by my critique of Sartre. His philosophical arguments helped tyrannical regimes justify overt cruelty. Also, the French smell and I hate them.
  • In Xiaolin Showdown, we have Omi's appalling attempts at slang and even Master Fung gets in on this trope;
    Omi: I mean no disrespect, Master, but I am soooo outta here!
    Master Fung: (Chuckles) That's another one of my thousand lessons.
    Dojo: Never bet against Fung!
    Master Fung: Up high!

  • This is one of many tropes that FATAL provides an example of how not to use. The "historically and mythologically accurate scholarship" is interspersed with vulgarity that would make a drunken frat-boy wince, with a note that this was added for humorous effect. "Experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum"note  indeed.
  • Humorist Lore Sjoberg, author of among other things The Book of Ratings, combines Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness and formal diction (often more formal than his topic would seem to merit) with slang and profanity.
  • Badass of the Week runs off this trope.
  • This is actually used as a call-in contest by a radio station in Edmonton, Alberta. The announcer, in a complete monotone, gives a line from a popular song (but not a signature line, such as from the chorus) and the caller has 10 seconds to get the song. Because of the complete lack of context in rhythm and tone, it's actually damn hard.
  • Discussing the semantics of the phrase "Shut the fuck up": "The main syntactic problem is to determine whether the fuck is being used as an pleonastic (semantically empty) direct object of shut or as a pre-head modifier of the preposition phrase (PP) headed by up."
    • There are some other instances but mostly interfixing in English occurs in very specialized circumstances. Despite that, it follows rules. For instance it always occurs on word boundaries, rather than morpheme boundaries. We all possess very clear intuitions regarding the validity of 'im-fucking-possible' and 'impossi-fucking-able'.
    • Furthermore, while our minds are able to recognise the point where the bound morpheme ends and the free morpheme begins (as evidenced in the above example, considering that most interfixes in English do tend to be of a similar nature) there are cases where a word may be one lexical morpheme where a few of the letters resemble a derivational morpheme (or may be mistaken for an allomorph of a derivational morpheme), leading people to either add an interfix at that juncture or to replace a portion of the word with the interfix. For example, I could take the word ridiculous and replace the letters dic with an interfix of cock, resulting in a new word — ricockulous — used like so: That's fucking ricockulous! Indeed, such a practice is quite ricockulous.
    • The Wikipedia article for "fuck."
    • Crossword Solver too. It has an article for You Guys Suck Dick. Definitions. 1. "Fuck You."
    • The wikipedia page for Fucking, Austria is also quite hilarious because of this. Especially the quote from the mayor; "What is this big Fucking joke?"
    • The page on 16, considered the filthiest poem in any language, is hilarious because of this - especially the section patiently deconstructing the sexual puns in the poem.
      Likewise, parum pudicum refers to Catullus, and can mean "wanton" or "fellator". Thus, in explicit modern English, the pun suggests that "just because my verses are little and soft, doesn't mean that I'm the same, that I'm some hussy cock-sucker who can't get it up". This may be translated more delicately with the analogous English pun, "that I've gone all soft".
    • Wiktionary doesn't let Wikipedia have all the fun, either, as seen in definitions of phrases like this one.
    • In an article about Analytical Marxism: While the analytical Marxists dismissed "dialectically oriented" Marxism as "bullshit", others maintain that the distinctive character of Marxist philosophy is lost if it is understood "non-dialectically"..
  • "As Voltaire said: Fuck off." is said in the Swedish Youtube video "Knappnytts Guide till OS-grenarna."
  • Margaret Cho:
    "They need to read the Scriptures; where it says in Matthew, chapter 4, verse 17, it says: 'Shut the fuck up.'"
  • Some articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica are this way. The page on psychedelic mushrooms refers to "a gradual escalation of losing your fucking mind."
  • This inevitably turns up when Media Watchdogs report on swearing on TV. Example: However, on this occasion there were 115 examples of the most offensive language i.e. “fuck” and its derivatives, in the first 40 minutes of the programme.
  • In an episode of the radio show Hamish And Dougal, Tim Brooke-Taylor attempts to flirt with Mrs. Naughtie. Her response is "Och, you and your silver-tongued bullshit."
  • This little trio of quotations that make great use of the words "be" and "do".
    To do is to be. -Socrates
    To be is to do. -Sartre
    Do be do be do. -Sinatra
  • A common problem in badly-written erotica is for Purple Prose to attempt, unsuccessfully, to coexist with words like "fuck" and "balls": this never fails to demonstrate why this trope is listed under Comedy Tropes.
  • Stephen Fry once did advertisements for Twining's brand tea. In one ad, he is introducing his black associate Tyrone to the "soothing taste" of Twining's chai tea, while Tyrone introduces him to gangsta rap. Stephen then comments in a very Stephen Fry-like way.
  • Lo Zoo Di 105: All the friggin' time.

    Real Life—Law 
Prefatory comment: The law is a realm in which stuffy, old-fashioned decorum is the rule of the day. But sometimes lawyers get frustrated, and sometimes the courts have to deal with reality on its own terms...
  • This actual answer to a threatening letter from Dreamworks to the Swedish bitTorrent site The Pirate Bay ended with "It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons."
  • In the libel case of Arkell v Pressdram (the company that publishes Private Eye), the lawyers for Arkell (an obviously-corrupt local politician) sent Private Eye a letter informing the Eye that "Our client's attitude to damages will depend on the nature of your reply". Pressdram, thinking that this was a bit rich given that (for once) the Eye was likely able to prove its case at trial, sent a letter back which read "We would be interested to know what your client's attitude to damages would be if the nature of our reply were as follows: Fuck off". Ever since, Arkell v Pressdram has become a Running Gag for Private Eye; anyone who presses what Pressdram regards as a baseless law suit gets the reply, "We refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v Pressdram."
  • This opinion (Yeagle v. Collegiate Times, 497 S.E.2d 136 (Va. 1998)), in which the Virginia Supreme Court had to decide whether the school newspaper at Virginia Tech calling a university administrator the "Director of Butt Licking" was defamation, has some choice quotes as well. For instance:
    We awarded Yeagle an appeal limited to the question whether the trial court erred in holding that, as a matter of law, the phrase "Director of Butt Licking" cannot convey a defamatory meaning.
    [several lines later] In this case, the phrase "Director of Butt Licking" is no more than "rhetorical hyperbole." The phrase is disgusting, offensive, and in extremely bad taste, but it cannot reasonably be understood as stating an actual fact about Yeagle's job title or her conduct, or that she committed a crime of moral turpitude.
  • Alex Kozinski, a Judge on the US Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, is famous for lacing his opinions with this trope. The most famous came in the 2002 case Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc., arising over Mattel's accusation that Aqua's song "Barbie Girl" turned Barbie into a sex object. Kozinski's opinion began as follows:
    "If this were a sci-fi melodrama, it might be called Speech-Zilla meets Trademark Kong."
    • And then ended as follows:
      "The parties are advised to chill."
    • (Kozinski held for MCA, which is why you can still find "Barbie Girl" on the market).
    • It is astounding that he didn't see fit to point out the absurdity in implying that Barbie hasn't always been a sex object. Perhaps it was too easy.
    • Kozinski's style can also be seen in this case (see this article for why going to "Costco to buy some food" is relevant to the case):
      Here’s what this case boils down to: Officers had a hunch that a drug transaction was going down. They saw nothing obviously suspicious, but got tired of waiting, watching and wiretapping. They then jumped the gun by executing a warrantless search. Until today, this was not enough to support probable cause, but going forward it will be. This is a green light for the police to search anyone’s property based on what officers subjectively believe—or claim to believe—about someone’s everyday conduct. That puts all of us at risk. Accordingly, I dissent, and I’m off to Costco to buy some food.
  • Similar to the Law & Order example in the TV section above, when Moral Guardian Jack Thompson sued 2 Live Crew in the 80s, part of his prosecution included reading the group's lyrics to jury members... who then asked if it was all right to laugh during the trial. Needless to say, Jackie Boy didn't win this one.
  • Lenny Bruce performed after being arrested for obscenity in Chicago and complained about testimony in his case consisting of a policeman reciting his act.
  • 4chan's moot in direct examination for the Sarah Palin email-hacking trial explains several terms of /b/tardese at the prompting of Assistant United States Attorney Krotoski. (page 12ish)
  • In law, the term "Statute of Limitations" conveniently abbreviates to "SOL." Thus lawyers (in America at least) are wont to say that when the statute of limitations has run on an action, the potential plaintiff is "SOL('d)": that is, "shit outta luck."
  • In 2008, A Berlin court dismissed a case of a police officer feeling libelled by a passer-by snarking, "Hey, chief forest ranger! The forest's that way!", with the following words:
    Decision: "...[the defendants statement] is a dumb, at best mediocrely funny quip that should not be attributed with any deeper meaning or attention. It is a statement that a police officer and likewise [the plaintiff] should, unless he can think of a quick-witted retort, ignore. In any case, the Prosecution sees no reason to charge such Schmarrn."note 

    Real Life—Other 
  • People suffering from bipolar disorder may showcase this to a certain extent, but most of the time not in mid-sentence.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger here, in which he politely informs California State Legislature that they are idiots. Oh, and the first letter of each line reads 'FUCK YOU'.
    • A British newspaper sub-editor whose life had been made a misery by a bullying editor, a Mr Piper, got his revenge on his last day. He arranged a series of short newsbites, as with the Schwarzenegger example, so that the indented and enlarged first letter of each spelled out the phrase FUCK YOU PIPER as you read down the list.
  • James Franco. Not how he speaks but his interests. He's into classic literature and art, movies, is a writer. He's not called a renaissance man for nothing. This makes it a little weird knowing he's done movies filled with toilet humor and is good friends with Seth Rogen. Also he got Gucci to sponsor his film Dicknose in Paris which is exactly what it sounds like This project seems to itself qualify for this trope.
  • This House Concurrent Resolution (no. 29) put forth by the Idaho State Legislature, commending Jared and Jerusha Hess for the writing and production of Napoleon Dynamite. The turning point comes long about page 2, line 4, though one should at least start with line 2 on the same page: "Whereas, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote 'Nay' on this concurrent resolution are freakin' idiots and run the risk of having the worst day of their lives." It was passed 69-0, one member absent, by a voice vote.
  • In 1970, newly-elected Alabama State Attorney General Bill Baxley re-opened Birmingham's 16th Street Church bombing case (the basis for Spike Lee's 4 Little Girls and a turning point in the American Civil Rights movement). Over the years that followed, he received threatening letters from the state's still-powerful Ku Klux Klan chapter, including one from Klansman Dr. Edward R. Fields comparing him unfavorably to Robert Kennedy and implying that he might soon meet a similar fate to Kennedy. The full text of Baxley's response to Fields' letter, on official state letterhead:
    Dear "Dr." Fields: My response to your letter of February 19, 1976 is — kiss my ass.
  • The 1985 resolution in the Ohio General Assembly that made "Hang On Sloopy" the state rock song (there's a reason why you hear it at every Ohio State football game) had lines such as:
    WHEREAS, Adoption of "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of Ohio is in no way intended to supplant "Beautiful Ohio" as the official state song, but would serve as a companion piece to that old chestnut
    Whereas, If fans of jazz, country-and-western, classical, Hawaiian and polka music think those styles also should be recognized by the state, then by golly, they can push their own resolution just like we're doing
    Whereas, "Hang On Sloopy" is of particular relevance to members of the Baby Boom Generation, who were once dismissed as a bunch of long-haired, crazy kids, but who now are old enough and vote in sufficient numbers to be taken quite seriously
    Whereas, Adoption of this resolution will not take too long, cost the state anything, or affect the quality of life in this state to any appreciable degree, and if we in the legislature just go ahead and pass the darn thing, we can get on with more important stuff
    Whereas, Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town, and everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down.
  • In 1984, Joschka Fischer, then member (for the Green party) of the German Parliament, addressed the President of the Parliament with "Mit Verlaub, Herr Präsident, Sie sind ein Arschloch." Translation: "With respect, Mister President, you are an asshole." (Using the formal form of "you.")
  • Some correspondence during the Battle of the Bulge of WWII as described in Stephen E. Ambrose's "Band of Brothers," and recounted in a later interview with Lt. General Henry Kinnard, then a Lt. Colonel serving on the 101st Airborne Division staff at the time.
    To: the USA commander of the encircled town of Bastogne; from: the German commander; there follows a four-paragraph message demanding an "honorable surrender to save the encircled USA troops from total annihilation."
    To: The German commander; "NUTS!" — The American commander.
    • Incidentally, this story was told, and later emulated, in an episode of Jericho.
  • There are some who feel that if they attack us, that we may decide to leave prematurely. They don't understand what they're talking about. There are some who feel like the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is, "Bring 'em on." — President George W. Bush
  • In An Utterly Impartial History of Britain, or 2000 Years of Upper Class Idiots In Charge, John O'Farrell discusses the effect that Norman domination of Saxon England would have hundreds of years down the line:
    That is why you will never hear a BBC newsreader saying, 'Several British beaches have lost their blue flags after EC inspectors detected unacceptably high levels of shite. The Prime Minister described the decision as "bollocks."'
  • Barack Obama's speaking style is practically built on this. The man can switch from talking like the Harvard-educated master orator that he is to down-homey simplicity so fast it gives English majors whiplash. From the 2008 Alfred E. Smith charity event: "If I had to name my greatest strength, it would be my humility. My greatest weakness: it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
    • Autotune The News has exploited this fact beautifully.
    • Him quoting swear happy classmate "Ray" in the audio book of Dreams from my Father is hilarious because he maintains his standard "educated" tone while doing so.
  • Attend any gathering of philosophy students, especially if there's alcohol involved, and you'll hear this trope in spades. It even makes its way into the classroom sometimes (the pattern of speech, not the alcohol, although that also occasionally happens too).
  • Many university students display this. It may come from the double nature of the college years: one one side, the university teaches you an academic manner of speaking, introduces you to general culture, and gives you an advanced education which probably involves a large amount of technical lingo. On the other side, students are all young adults in the modern world, who witness an ever increasing amount of vulgar pop culture. As a result, a discussion between two students can move from quoting Plato and Hemingway to extreme profanity in a heartbeat.
  • Computer Scientists; their entire jargon is based on this kind of thing. The result of an "infinite recursion causing total memory allocation," for instance, may be that your system will proceed to "barf."
  • Anyone who knows a smidgeon of Latin can pick up on the fact that early anatomists must have been using this kind of humor when they named so many bodily features "mastoid", which means "boob".
  • Historians; "The Papal Curia saw no other way to solve the crisis they had gotten themselves into but to choose a new and unaligned pope. The current pope was more than a little put off by this and kindly told the Curia to 'fuck off and let him do his shit'".
  • The Weekly World News. Nearly every paragraph of an average issue uses it, usually to great effect. In fact, this deeply misunderstood and underappreciated institution produces top-notch journalistic satire, and a deliciously surreal view of American life that would please Charles Fort and Aleister Crowley as well as John Waters and P.T. Barnum. For decades, behind a smokescreen of anonymity, in a newsroom where awards, fame, and journalistic integrity meant nothing at all, young writers with nothing to lose, mature writers who just wanted to blow off steam, idealists who refused to play the game, burn-outs who played the game too hard, Hiassenesque Tough Guys who got screwed by the corrupt system, and pale, tense young men who believed every word have produced a weekly journal of the U.S.'s greatest hopes, its darkest fears, and above all its strangest and most inexplicably haunting dreams. To lump The Weekly World News in with the vicious, puerile, hate-mongering tabloids that surrounded it in the checkout line is to disregard a true American original. From jazz to rap, from Willie Nelson to the Residents, from comic strips to the American Beauty rose, American art has always grown best when its roots are planted in shit. Also, Batboy could kick your ass.
  • Since we're including journalism here, Hunter S. Thompson was the undisputed king of this. He could mix in one ecstatic run-on Biblical pronouncement, scholarly analysis, down-home country expressions, and a magnificent Cluster F-Bomb in a way never surpassed.
  • In The Unknown Marx Brothers, a cooperative real-life example of this pops up when Dick Cavett relates an anecdote (and it definitely helps to hear him tell this in his calm, mannered delivery) about Chico Marx being a notorious womanizer, and a crude one at that. He is to meet Tallulah Bankhead, "a great aristocratic beauty", at a fancy party of some sort, and everyone's worried about Chico making an embarrassing pass at her and causing a scene. He promises he'll behave. The day comes, he meets her, they converse pleasantly, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief. Chico then tells Tallulah "You know, I'd really like to fuck you." She replies, "And so you shall, you old-fashioned boy." Cue Cavett's interviewers cracking up.
  • has Fanfic Theatre and Lyrical Poetry, which are Exactly What It Says on the Tin, taking a highbrow approach to lowbrow entertainment.
  • According to The Other Wiki, even respected scholars refer to the tendency of semi-anonymous members of online communities to act more vulgarly and aggressively towards each other as the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory". In addition to potentially being a misapplication of the word "Theory," the vocal dissonance is fucking hilarious.
    • The polite name for this phenomenon is the "online disinhibition effect".
  • Kevin Rudd, Australia's former PM (07-2'10), is guilty of this. Whilst explaining his reasoning behind the Government's latest actions with regards to the financial crisis, he broke his normal Spock Speak and actually said there'd be a "political shitstorm" in response to his plans. On national television, uncensored. The real kicker? The opposition parties actually accused him of employing this very trope so as to improve his polling amongst the workers. May also be a Precision F-Strike.
    • Not really that remarkable. Australians swear quite a bit more than Americans, and Labor party members even more so.
  • Five Thirty Eight (a political statistics blog) had this beautiful sentence when talking about denial of Global Warming:
    "There's just one little problem with this story, which reappears every so often in conservative discourse on the environment. Specifically, it's a crock of shit."
  • This reporter.
  • This academic paper, which analyses slang terms for genitalia. Notable as an academic paper that cites Roger's Profanisaurus as a reference.
    • A similar example is the famous joke computer science paper "The Complexity of Songs" by Donald Knuth, with such lines as: "We have seen that the partridge in the pear tree gave an improvement of only 1/sqrt(log n) [...] The next big breakthrough was [...] a class of songs known as "m Bottles of Beer on the Wall" [...]"
  • Ben Goldacre; Doctor, Author, Blogger, Science Geek. He gives talks on topics like the Placebo and Nocebo effects, scientific research, bias in media reporting, and drops phrases like "skullfucked with his datacock" and "metric fuckton" into the middle of these important issues with breathtakingly casual insouciance. It's not often you get to laugh out loud in a presentation about the numerous ways that shoddy science reporting is trying to kill you.
  • Dwight Eisenhower wrote, in 1954:
    Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are...[a] few other Texas oil millionaries, and an occasional politician or business man from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid.
  • George Takei has this policy when it comes to homophobia and anti-gay sentiments in the media. Remember, it's ok to be Takei.
    "No person, let alone an elected school official, whatever their personal or religious beliefs, should ever wish death upon another human being. You apologized for your 'poor choice in words', but you are always going to be a total douchebag."
  • The Irish parliament gives us this little exchange
    Deputy Paul Gogarty: I respected the Deputy's sincerity and I ask him to respect mine.
    Deputy Emmet Stagg: The Deputy does not seem very sincere from what he has been saying.
    Acting Chairman: Deputy Stagg will have his opportunity in a few minutes.
    Deputy Paul Gogarty: With all due respect, in the most unparliamentary language, fuck you Deputy Stagg. Fuck you.
  • News coverage during the 2008 Hurricane Gustav, which looked like it was going to be a much bigger deal than it actually turned out to be, had a prize quote from the Mayor of New Orleans:
    Mayor Nagin: [after explaining that he usually tries to reassure the populace in these situations] You need to be scared. You need to be concerned. And you need to get your butts out of town. Right now.
  • This is an actual page in a textbook, and probably this trope in its purest form.
  • Tends to happen in Debating competitions, particularly at the university level. Probability of it tends to increase with the experience of the speaker and the quantity of alcohol consumed by participants. Although personal remarks about an opposing speaker are never acceptable, ever. This varies quite a bit from country to country (Ireland in particular is renowned for having more leeway when it comes to jokes in general, even when they focus on the personal failings of opposition speakers), although this does mean that at international tournaments like WUDC, the highest levels of decorum are expected.
  • In Dirty Jokes and Beer, Drew Carey cites a number of examples of this, including "Please note the excessive use of "hell" and "damn" found on pages 4, 20, 21, 22, 28, 38, 40, and 52, and reduce this number by half."
  • The BBC's "Green Book" from the 1940s on acceptable comedy material is loaded with this trope.
  • This bit from Neil Gaiman's journal:
    Look, this may not be palatable, Gareth, and I keep trying to come up with a better way to put it, but the simplicity of things, at least from my perspective is this:
    George R.R. Martin is not your bitch.
  • One YouTube commentator was disappointed with the level of discourse over this clip from the Panel Game You Have Been Watching, with musician Jamelia in a low-cut top and wrote:
    I've seen a lot of depressing and puerile comments about how "incredible" the girls tits are, as though a pair of tits has never been seen before. This kind of schoolboy leering and sniggering is what brings YouTube down and prevents it from being the cultural breakthrough that it should be. I'm so frustrated by it that the only thing that will cheer me up is buttering up two melons and bringing myself off between them as though they were Jamelia's very own shining, wobbling tits.
  • Another YouTube doozy about the hind parts of a very well-built lady in pink shorts from a music video by Cazzette at about 0:48 in:
    I would put my dick so far up that pink blonde ass, whoever pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
  • The editor's note on this page.
  • The sadly-deceased Christopher Hitchens was truly a master of this trope.
    Hitchens [wrapping up his description of the state ideology of North Korea]:'s impossible to describe the nothingness of the life of a North Korean. But at least you can fucking die and leave North Korea.
  • There is a truly epic critique on the Erotic Literature page of 99chan.
    It is less than nothing, it is a paragon of terrible. I have never regretted reading something more than this... Don't take this story down. Leave it up, like the skeleton of a pirate with a sign hung around its neck. "Abandon all desire to fap, ye who enter here."
  • According to The Other Wiki, freshmen members of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets (known as fish) are required to answer any questions asked of them by upperclassmen with certain prescribed answers. If the freshman doesn't know the answer to the question, the required answer is as follows (spoken very rapidly):
    Sir/Ma'am, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude. In short, sir/ma'am, I am a very dumb fish, and do not know, sir/ma'am!
  • Roger Ebert uses this from time to time in his film criticism. A famous example:
    "Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
  • Salman Rushdie is a mild case, from time to time. Sometimes in interviews, sometimes in writings.
  • A contestant on America's Got Talent juggled stun guns. Before the act, he said "It's a scientific fact that if I catch two of these on the wrong end, it will suck."
  • Biologists, in published works and scholarly lectures, refer to individual animals that copulate outside their established pair-bonds and/or dominance hierarchies as "pursuers of status- and frequency-dependent secondary reproductive strategies". Anywhere but formal lectures or articles, they're referred to in off-the-record scientific discussions as "sneaky fuckers".
  • "You know, Minister, I believe that in the long view of history, the British Empire will be remembered only for two things. The game of soccer. And the expression 'fuck off.'"
  • Houston Texans running back Arian Foster tweeted "This is an MRI of my hamstring, The white stuff surrounding the muscle is known in the medical world as anti-awesomeness."
  • William F. Buckley Jr. and Gore Vidal met for a debate during the DNC in 1968. What began as a debate descended into an insult-fest made of this trope. Its nadir was this exchange:
    Vidal: As far as I'm concerned the only sort I can think of is yourself. Failing that-
    Buckley: Now listen you queer (pronounced quee-ah), stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I'll sock you in the goddam face, and you'll stay plastered. Tell the author of Myra Brack-Breckenridge to go back to his pornography and stop making any allusions of Nazism to somebody who was in the infantry in the last war. (At this point, he's leaning out over his seat and shouting)
  • This police report. Many police reports have probably fallen under this trope.
  • Rapper Ice Cube did this short film on American Mid-Century Modern designers Ray and Charles Eames for the Los Angeles Contemporary Museum of Art. His praise of the Eames' use of local environment and land in their house design:
    This is goin' green 1949 style, bitch!
  • Peter Cook. The following one-liner about a Sex Pistols concert is commonly attributed to him: "And there you have it. The first recorded instance of the fan hitting the shit."
  • 419 Scam e-mails often have this; the writers usually seem to have only a vague grasp of how the words they use work, even when they manage to imitate quite complex official or other language. (See also: Delusions of Eloquence.) It might even sound authentic for a moderately long stretch of text, and then you'll suddenly run into an Internet shorthand like "pls", or something similar. (There's also enough Rouge Angles of Satin and Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma to go around.)
  • This letter from NFL player Chris Kluwe to a homophobic state legislator, which includes gems such as:
    "In closing, I would like to say that I hope this letter, in some small way, causes you to reflect upon the magnitude of the colossal foot in mouth clusterfuck you so brazenly unleashed on a man whose only crime was speaking out for something he believed in."
  • With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
  • This Facebook page.
  • Dylan Sprouse's tumblr. This post being the most flagrant example thus far.
  • The venerable Dame Judi Dench embroiders in her spare time, weaving patterns that spell out wholesome slogans, such as "You Are A Fucking Shit", and "You are A Cunt". Yes, really.
  • Samuel 'Jalix' Mclean, a somewhat popular internet personality has almost constant lapses of this, for example, in an assignment he had been making for his school regarding proper grammar usage, he came out with this; "Your spastic capital placements, your ignored commas, your unholy abuse of incoherent sentences. All blasphemous, heinous 'n heretical acts that must be purged, however only in curriculum because if I was going to complain about your bad use of grammar in a purely social situation with no provocation, I'd look a complete arse now, wouldn't I?"
  • Sir Thomas More. Here he is having a civil theological debate with Martin Luther.
    "But meanwhile, for as long as your reverend paternity will be determined to tell these shameless lies, others will be permitted, on behalf of his English majesty, to throw back into your paternity’s shitty mouth, truly the shit-pool of all shit, all the muck and shit which your damnable rottenness has vomited up, and to empty out all the sewers and privies onto your crown divested of the dignity of the priestly crown, against which no less than against the kingly crown you have determined to play the buffoon."
  • The Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License. See it yourself.
  • A Royal Marine was convicted in 2013 for executing a Taliban insurgent. Just after shooting the wounded fighter, his helmet-cam recorded him saying "Shuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt. It's nothing you wouldn't do to us."
  • The Stranger, a Seattle-based alt-weekly, lives on this trope. Their news coverage of City Hall is far more in-depth than what's covered in the Seattle Times, they run an extensive pull-out section of endorsements and candidates for every local office each election, and won a Pulitzer for their coverage of a sensational crime trial and in-depth serial investigation as to how the mentally ill murderer slipped through the cracks of the social system. On the other hand, they are home base to DanSavage's raunchy advice column (Savage himself being an example of the trope), NSFW personal ads, and are the main sponsors of an amatuer porn film festival.
  • A common occurrence in many military services is for duty to require an NCO note  to deliver a verbal rebuke to a high ranking officer. This typically consists of exactly the same rebuke he would deliver to anyone else, but with recognition of the recipient's status.
    Fasten your fucking seatbelt, sir.
  • In May 2014, Stephen Hawking was asked to calculate the odds of England winning the upcoming FIFA World Cup. His comment on England's poor penalty shootout record was… interesting:
    "As we say in science, England couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
  • Even The British Royal Family isn't immune to this.
  • "Uncle Fucka" being performed by an orchestra. With completely straight faces.
  • Palaeontologist Louis Leakey, when discovering what would be the enormously significant hominid fossil Homo habilis, at first glance thought it was something more common and exclaimed "Oh, it's just another fucking gracile australopithecine!"
  • At one point in his 2017 Christmas message, Lord Buckethead included "and your rail systems continuing to be, to use a technical term, utter shite."
  • Of course, this page would not be complete without mentioning Winston Churchill's thoughts on the Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness Declaration of War on Japan:
    "Some people did not like this ceremonial style. But after all when you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
  • One of Siri's definitions for "mother" happens to be, well...
    Siri: As a noun, it's short for "motherfucker".
  • In astrophysics, the technical term for the stretching of matter under a very strong, non-homogeneous gravitational field, such as that near a small black hole, is "spaghettification".

Alternative Title(s): Sophisticated As Fuck, Faux Eloquence