It's Christmas! Hooray! Hoorah! Lights everywhere! Presents! Family gatherings! And to top it off, a massive home-cooked dinner.
You're Jewish (and not of the Informed sect). Or Muslim. Or atheist. Or The Grinch. Or you're estranged from your family, or simply don't have a family. Or you're a hungry Jehovah's Witness looking for a quick bite after the meeting. Or a pack of dogs just ate the massive home-cooked dinner. Or you either burned the roast when you attempted to use Oven Logic, or it's still frozen solid because you (or your spouse) failed to take it out of the freezer in a timely manner. Or you're just plain alone and bored. Whatever it is, the usual Christmas festivities are simply not possible for you. It's just another miserable winter's day, except that since you're off work (if you're lucky) you have even less to do than usual.
What are you supposed to do? Well, you could go out... but virtually everything is closed.
There's that one Chinese place in town. It's still open! Grateful to find any human contact, you order the Peking duck and gorge yourself. Bonus points if you bond with the owners despite a language barrier. It's a happy Christmas for you after all!
This has historically been Truth in Television. It is almost a tradition in some (non-Orthodox) Jewish circles to eat Chinese and go to the movies on Christmas. Note that this generally does not apply to chain restaurants serving Chinese food, which typically close for Christmas like everything else.
- Referenced in the comic strip Stone Soup, with a Jewish character saying that the song "Jingle Bells" makes him hungry for Chinese food.
- One Marvel holiday story has The Thing and Kitty Pryde get all of the Jewish superheroes together and have a Chinese food feast.
- In Grimm Fairy Tales 2013 Holiday Edition, Sela, Liesel, Britney and Robyn end up ordering 'disgusting amounts' of food from General Tso's Chinese restaurant after their Christmas feast is destroyed in a battle with Krampus's minions.
- In Harley Quinn Holiday Special #1, Harley takes a Mall Santa out for dinner on Christmas Eve to thank him for saving her from a humbug that was stuck in her ear (It Makes Just As Much Sense In Context). The only place that is open is a kosher deli.
- In the Narbonic-Skin Horse fic "To Grandmother's Secret Lab We Go", Nick the Jewish cyborg helicopter complains that a Christmas rescue mission "has totally flaked with my busy schedule of watching movies and eating virtual lo mein."
- "Here to Stay is a New Bird" (a TRON universe fic), Alan and Lora bail on the awful Encom Christmas party and end up in "the most traditional restaurant for a Christmas gone wrong – cheap, hole-in-the-wall Chinese"
- In A Christmas Story, Mrs. Parker's turkey is eaten by the neighbors' dogs. Thinking quickly, Mr. Parker has them go out for Chinese, where they eat what Ralphie calls "Chinese Turkey" (really, Peking Duck) and sing Christmas carols with the owners.
- Subverted in The Santa Clause: After Tim Allen burns the Christmas Eve turkey, he tries to take his son to a Japanese restaurant. It's closed, so he takes him to a Denny's, which is filled with Japanese businessmen and fellow fathers who burned the turkey.
- Bostick in The Big Year.
- Lampshaded in Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore. Biff recalls eating Chinese food on Joshua's birthday while they were studying with Balthazar the alchemist, and remarks that Jewish people in the modern world seem to have kept up this tradition.
- In Ethan, Suspended the title character mentions this as a family tradition.
- The Saturday Night Live TV Funhouse sketch/song "Christmas for the Jews."
They can finally see King Kong without waiting in line
They can eat in Chinatown and drink their sweet-ass wine
- The Daily Show:
"Ben Franklin": And if I may ask, how do you celebrate Christmas?Jon Stewart:(pause) Chinese food and a movie, you know..."Ben Franklin": Oooohhhh-ho-ho-oohhh, oh yes, you're a Hebrew. From your name I thought you were of the house of Tudor.Jon Stewart: I, uh, get that a lot...
- Jon Stewart joked (while discussing Barack Obama's Nobel Prize) that Yasser Arafat got his Nobel Prize just for shaking hands with a Jew; and that if that was all it took to get a Nobel Prize, then, well, the owner of his local Chinese restaurant should get at least a dozen every Christmas.
- Also, this:
- At the end of the House episode "Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't," House (an asshole who wouldn't want to attend any Christmas event he was invited to) and Wilson (who is about to go through his third divorce) go to House's apartment and order Chinese food on Christmas.
- An episode of The Bob Newhart Show has a Thanksgiving variant of this, with Emily leaving town to visit her parents and Bob staying home to spend the holiday getting plastered and ordering moo goo gai pan with Jerry, Howard, and Mr. Carlin. ("More goo to go!")
- Head of the Class also has a Thanksgiving version, with Mr. Moore (the teacher) spending the holiday alone and the usually-antagonistic Dr. Samuels (the principal) escaping his in-laws. They happen to choose the same Chinese restaurant to go to, and bond.
- Arrested Development: Not the holiday precisely, but a similar idea. The setting has two Punny Name restaurants. One is called "Skip Church's" and is a Sunday Brunch place where Christians go in lieu of church. The other is "Miss Temple's", a Chinese restaurant frequented by Jews in lieu of synagogue.
- The main family of Out of Practice order Chinese food on Thanksgiving when their turkey accidentally goes out the window. This ends in a bit of a Brick Joke when the food arrives and the man delivering it complains that his bike hit a turkey in the road.
- On an episode of The Newlywed Game, host Bob Eubanks asked the couples what was the last Jewish food they ate. One husband answered "chow mein".
- An early example in The Miracle Of The Bells. A press agent meets a young actress on Christmas Eve who's far away from friends and family, and offers to spend the evening with her. Naturally, the only place open is a Chinese restaurant, and they turn out to be the only two customers, so the the kindly and wise proprietor welcomes them in and offers them sage advice and astonishingly appropriate fortune cookies.
- A '60s novelty record by Tommy and the Greyhounds is titled "It's a Technicolor Christmas When You're Jewish (Because the Movie Houses Never Close)".
- The Waitresses' "Christmas Wrapping". The singer, a busy single woman, decides to do Christmas alone this year to unwind after a hectic year, while thinking back to a guy she met last year but could never connect with. At the end of the song, she heads out to "the only all-night grocery" for cranberries when she runs into the guy, who had decided to do Christmas alone this year as well. They end up celebrating together.
- Ska group Save Ferris did a cover of "Christmas Wrapping", re-writing the lyrics from a Jewish perspective.
What's a Jew to do today?
L.A. is a ghost town
Looks just like another year
Of movies and Chinese food
- Ska group Save Ferris did a cover of "Christmas Wrapping", re-writing the lyrics from a Jewish perspective.
- Straight No Chaser's "Christmas Can-Can". In the second verse one singer complains, "It's not fair if you're Jewish," and later adds, "I'm gonna get some Chinese food."
- YouTube musician Brandon Walker's breakout hit was about this, cleverly titled "Chinese Food on Christmas".
- In The Puzzle Place's holiday special, the Jewish Jody cites going out for Chinese food and the movies as her family's typical activities on Christmas Eve.
- In the Narbonic parody of A Christmas Story, the Narbons go to a Chinese restaurant after Dr Narbon blows up the street to get back at the neighbor's dogs. "At least, I think it was a restaurant".
- In the Kevin & Kell parody of A Christmas Story, the Dewclaws go to a restaurant run by pandas.
- The Christmas 2016 strip of Scandinavia and the World shows Israel being served dinner by China.
- In Dragon Ball Z Abridged's take on The Tree of Might (which became a Christmas Episode), Tien and Chiaotzu are noted to be Jewish. In the "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue when it's revealed what everyone got for Christmas, they ate Chinese and went to a movie-namely, Yogi Bear in 3D. Chiaotzu is no longer allowed to pick the movies.
- The Simpsons
- During a Christmas special song-and-dance, Krusty and his dad get a part where they sing " Even though we're not Gentile we get together for a while, and shoot the breeze and eat Chinese, 'cos Christmas time is here! Oy!"
- Another episode referenced the trope with the Elderly Jewish Man remembering his childhood Christmas.
- In the 2013 Christmas Episode opening sequence, Krusty and other Jewish characters are seen eating at a Chinese restaurant.
- Briefly mentioned in the episode where Krusty gets his bar mitzvah — "On Christmas, you have to eat Chinese food" is treated as one of the rules of keeping kosher.
- In Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special there is a variant since the franchise is set on a furry version of Ancient China. Here, Mr. Ping runs a special Winter Festival party for all the lonely people with nowhere else to go, and pay extra for it.
- Implied in G.I. Joe: Renegades. Christmas comes and most of the Joes aren't in the Christmas spirit. Nicky Lee, a.k.a. Tunnel Rat explains his feelings toward Christmas to the other Joes by saying his family owned a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn.
- In the Arthur Christmas special, Francine and her family are shown to be having takeout Chinese for dinner after celebrating the last night of Hanukkah the night before. When she and Muffy later reconcile after an earlier fight, Francine's family invites Muffy and her parents to the movies.
- At the Supreme Court hearing for Elena Kagan, she was grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee on the Christmas Day Bomber. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) asked her where she was on Christmas Day. She replied, "Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant."
- Completely inverted in Japan's case, where it's so hard to find Christmas Turkey that they order KFC for Christmas — and KFC has to take reservations 3 months ahead of time!
- At least one Chinese restaurant in the historically Jewish Fairfax District of Los Angeles is certified kosher, so even Conservative or Orthodox Jews can enjoy.
- Discussed and inverted here on Not Always Right, when a group of Chinese-Americans decide to return the favor by going to a Jewish deli for lunch on Christmas. They become regular customers.
- Also a tradition for many Christian families who do celebrate the holiday, mostly stemming from a belief that Christmas should be a day off and no one should have to cook a massive dinner (other than those who are paid to do so).
- In countries with a big Muslim population, whatever restaurants the local Muslims operate tend to take on this role, rather than Chinese - "Indian" (usually Bengali) in Britain, Morroccan in France, and so on.