Shylock: To bait fish withal.
A threat intended to make someone sexually uncomfortable; more often than not, a character threatens (sometimes subtly) to castrate someone.
- In an anime-only episode showcasing the backstory of Harribel and her Fracción, Apache threatens to bite the crotch off of a Hollow after causing it to flee.
- In the manga, Senshumaru tells Renji to cooperate with her or she'll cut off "little Renji" if he doesn't.
- In the Mai-Otome manga Natsuki says that if the public finds out "Mashiro" is actually a boy pretending to be the princess, in addition to banishment they'll also cut his penis off.
- In the manga version of Berserk, as part of his Insult Friendly Fire, Guts replies to General Adon's threats of capturing Casca and making her his troop's Sex Slave by warning him that she would "bite it right off". Casca elbows Guts in the back of the head.
- In Akame ga Kill!, Chelsea catches Tatsumi attempting to peep at her bathing. She says she'll forgive him, but if he ever tries it again, she'll snip it off.
- Ange in Cross Ange threatens Tusk with this when she bites a mushroom so violently that he cringed.
- In Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA☆ILLYA, Shirou's mother Irisviel playfully threatens to do this to him, making scissor motions with her fingers, if she catches him trying to make a move on his sisters Illya and Kuro/Chloe. He repeatedly protests that he would never do that to his own sisters, to no avail.
- A rare female vs. female example in Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka: in the final episode during a flashback scene, Francine makes a joking (or not so joking) advance on Kurumi. She retorts that she'll inject Francine with a drug that will destroy her sex drive.
- During the opening scene of the Sin City story "The Big Fat Kill," Dwight McCarthy, having dropped in on an asshole by the name of Jackie-Boy who's been abusing his ex, issues this vicious threat:
Dwight: You ever so much as talk to Shellie again — you even think her name — and I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
- The Morrigan's War Goddess aspect Badb in The Wicked + The Divine is unsettlingly fond of these, once threatening to rip a man's shinbone out to use as a dildo. (This man being her boyfriend, for added Squick or Fetish).
- In RONMAN THE BARBARIAN! (a Kim Possible fanfic in a Conan the Barbarian-esque setting), Ronman was sold as a slave to Bonya at one point. She threatens to have him castrated if he does anything to get her mad.
- In Never Betray a Fox, Sirius threatens to castrate Fred and George if they go further than kissing with Harry.
- In Came Out of the Darkness, Narcissa Malfoy threatens Harry after he and Hermione initiate their soul bond by kissing after the Second Task.
Narcissa: If you get her pregnant before you wed her, I will remove your manhood with a rusty spoon.
- In Fate/Long Night, to get Brandon to stop teasing her, Rin threatens to use a Command Spell to make him rip off his own genitals.
- Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space. When an army of cyborg women threaten to castrate our heroes, Buster Kincaid Screams Like a Little Girl, causing Proton to think they've started already.
- A favorite of Astrid's in Prodigal Son, who has claimed that she would castrate Snotlout if he ever tried having sex with her and Hiccup if he runs away a second time.
- Ultra Fast Pony. In the first episode, Applejack apparently mistakes Twilight for a stallion, because she threatens, "Don't even think about telling the law! I'll cut your nuts off!"
- Hellsing Ultimate Abridged:
- Integra: You're going to spill every single thing you know or I'm going to have Walter here peel your dick like a banana!
- In Freaknik: The Musical, Jesse Jackson really wants to cut Freaknik's nuts off.
- Fatal Instinct. In the backstory, Max Shady threatened to cut off his lawyer Ned Ravine's penis after Ravine lost Shady's case.
- Men in Black:
- "I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm going to shoot you where it don't grow back."
- In the sequel, we get this exchange: "You got kids?" "No." "You want 'em?" between an MIB guard and Frank the Pug.
- In The Three Musketeers (1993) when Cardinal Richelieu starts making advances on Lady DeWinter she pulls a knife and holds it to his crotch. Richelieu warns that he can have her executed with "a snap of [his] fingers" to which she replies, "And with a flick of my wrist I could change your religion"; he backs off.
- Fight Club. The threat to cut off someone's balls happens a few times. This is, after all, a movie about men who are deeply insecure about their masculinity.
- 9 to 5. Finally losing her temper at her Bad Boss, Doralee (Dolly Parton) threatens to "get that gun of mine, and turn you from a rooster to a hen in one shot!"
- A Clockwork Orange: Mr. Deltoid, a truancy officer, grabs protagonist Alex's crotch while warning him of the dangers of his skipping school. However, his extremely creepy actions throughout this scene suggest he did this more because he's a pervert than because he was trying to frighten Alex.
- Batman Returns. A rare female example occurs when Catwoman is clearly disgusted by The Penguin's advances to which he responds with "You lousy minx! I ought to have you spayed!"
- And who can forget The Big Lebowski and the three German nihilists who corner the Dude in his Candlelit Bath and threaten to cut off his "johnson?"
- Happens very darkly in the backstory of Frances Dolarhyde in Red Dragon. His abusive grandmother would threaten to "cut it off" just for wetting the bed.
- Sergeant Mullins in The Heat is fond of playing False Roulette with a gun aimed at the interrogatee's groin.
- In Transporter 2, Lola holds a gun to Frank's groin and comments that she hates kids, but if he ever plans on having any, he'll cooperate. He reluctantly does.
- In The Man with the Golden Gun, James Bond interrogates a man by pointing a gun at his groin and saying, "Speak now or forever hold your piece."
- In Die Another Day, while in Cuba, Bond witnesses his target pointing a gun at a waiter's crotch and threatening him to do as he's told, "unless you want to change your name to Fidel Castrata!"
- Hoffa (1992). An Intrepid Reporter is looking into the corrupt activities of the Teamsters Union, so Hoffa's men hack the testicles off a corpse in the morgue and send it to the reporter in a jar of formaldehyde. He decides to stop his investigation.
- Kevin McCallister from the Home Alone movies finds himself on the receiving end of a few of these.
- In the first movie, Harry is pissed after taking a paint can to the face.
Harry: You bomb me with one more paint can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!
- In the second movie, Uncle Frank warns that if Kevin sees him in the shower, he'll "grow up never feeling like a real man".
- In the first movie, Harry is pissed after taking a paint can to the face.
- In This Is the End, Danny McBride has A Date with Rosie Palms using one of James Franco's Penthouse magazines, leading to a long, ridiculous argument between the two. At the end, James threatens to shoot off Danny's dick if he sees it again and Danny retorts that he doesn't have enough bullets.
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom heavily implied this once happened to the protagonist on a previous adventure:
Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
[looks down at his groin]
Indiana Jones: ... misunderstanding.
- Kopps: How Agneta makes Göran to tell her and Benny that Jacob and Lasse forced him to steal something in the local supermarket.
Göran: No, I will say nothing.
Agneta: Shall we pierce the ball sack, Göran?
- In the famous You Make Me Sic scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian, the irascible Grammar Nazi Roman centurion threatens Brian with this if he doesn't write out the correct grammar a hundred times.
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
- Reefer Madness: The Musical: Jesus warns Jimmy that if he goes to hell for smoking marijuana, he might be forced to endure "separation from your family jewels".
- In the Hong Kong gangster movie To Be Number One, a member of Ho's gang forces a fisherman to reveal where the drugs he's smuggling are hidden by shoving a pistol barrel inside the fisherman's shorts.
- In George of the Jungle, Ursula's mother Beatrice threatens to "remove [George's] reason for wearing a loincloth" unless he leaves Ursula so her wedding to her fiancé can proceed as planned—regardless of what Ursula wants.
- In the climax Brannigan (1975), the Big Bad is furious that the title character has outsmarted him, but his Let Me at Him! is cut short by John Wayne aiming a Hand Cannon at his groin. "I wouldn't unless you want to sing soprano."
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit: This accidentally happens to Roger Rabbit in the Show Within a Show Somethins Cookin. As a result of a Zany Cartoon Knife Outline, Roger barely avoids a Crippling Castration when a meat cleaver hits the wall in between his legs just below his crotch.
- The Usual Suspects: When the main characters try to threaten Amoral Attorney Mr. Kobayashi over his connections to the Big Bad, he calmly describes the gruesome deaths in store for them and their loved ones if they don't back off. He offers "merely" to castrate the young nephew of one of the suspects as a small mercy.
- In The Great White Hype, after his last few fights have been financial flops, boxing promoter Fred Sultan comes to believe that white Americans have largely given up on boxing because it is dominated by black men, and so recruits a white guy who knocked the heavyweight champion out when they were amateurs, and gives the guy a title shot. The rightful #1 contender Marvin Shabazz is furious at being passed over, so he and his manager Hassan try to ambush Sultan at his mansion, intending to force Sultan to give Shabazz a title shot at gunpoint. They get into a Mexican Standoff with Sultan's bodyguards, which lasts until the Laser Sights from the guns of the bodyguards all start pointing at Hassan's crotch. Suddenly he is far more willing to resolve things peacefully than he was just a minute earlier.
- Unsurprisingly, the Discworld has a few examples:
- Cohen the Barbarian's explanation of psychological warfare in Interesting Times: "It's where you bang your shield all night before the fight so's the enemy can't get any sleep and you sing, 'We're gonna cut yer tonkers off!' and stuff like that."
- In The Fifth Elephant, Commander Vimes corners a suspect who tells him to "look down" at the knife he's holding to Vimes' stomach. Vimes' reply? "Look down further."
Suspect: [gulp] You, sir, are no gentleman.
Vimes: Make a wrong move, and neither are you.
- Witches work, but they don't accept money, just gifts (such as old clothes or spare food). In Maskerade, when Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg want to take a coach ride back home from the big city, the coachman tells them they need to pay. They offer to remove any embarrassing diseases in exchange. When he tells them he has no diseases, they reply "How many would you like?" They get a free coach ride.
- In Guards! Guards!, the night watchmen ask a prisoner if he wants his "figgin" toasted ... which is actually a small pastry, not any part of someone's anatomy like he had been lead to believe. Too bad they didn't get the chance to explain before he ran off screaming.
- In Yellow Blue Tibia, the protagonist is threatened by a cop, who is using a tape recorder to record everything but the threats, and who goes on and on about cutting that off and, while any hospital can transfuse blood, "there is no hospital in the world that can transfuse you a new set of balls!" The protagonist (inwardly) chuckles at this one-note attempt at intimidation, made worse when the cop realizes he's been recording only the threats.
- In Elizabeth Vaughan's Epic of Palins series, particularly White Star, the mage Marlon is fond of threatening to make people's balls rot off.
- A Song of Ice and Fire:
- Grand Master Pycelle finds himself on the receiving end of a threat from a mountain clansman to cut off his "manhood" and feed it to a goat. Turns out this refers to his beard. When he makes good on it Pycelle is sufficiently traumatized... but still probably glad it wasn't what he thought.
- Tyrion threatens to geld King Joffrey after one too many Kick the Dog moments aimed at Sansa Stark, specifically a threat to rape her.
- During pre-battle negotiations, a mercenary commander lewdly boasts of being a Biggus Dickus, and threatens to rape Queen Daenerys after they win. The fifteen-year-old queen calmly replies that she'll have her soldiers geld him so she can examine his cock at her leisure.
- Brienne of Tarth when Ser Hyle Hunt offers to slip into her room at night and make a woman out of an Action Girl. "Do that and you'll be a eunuch when you leave."
- When Depraved Dwarf Bonobo keeps trying to grope her before their play, Mercy threatens to tear off his Gag Penis and use it to Dope Slap him.
- The Terror. When Dr. Goodsir refuses to help mutineer Cornelius Hickey dissect a man so they can eat him, or participate in their cannibalism, he has various appendages cut off. Despite repeated threats to castrate him, however, Goodsir suspects that Hickey is too clever to do so as the shock would likely kill him, and he's their only doctor.
- African Revenge by Andrew McCoy. The protagonist is convinced to go on a risky but potentially profitable crocodile hunt because if he doesn't pay his gambling debts, he won't need a jockstrap the next time he plays football.
- Flood by Andrew Vachss. Burke comes across Flood facing down several muggers in an alley. He produces a firearm and tells them to take a walk. To encourage them to comply, Flood unzips the trouser fly of a man she's just knocked unconscious, takes out his testicles and holds a knife to them.
- Running Blind by Desmond Bagley. In the protagonist's Back Story, he was an undercover British agent who accidentally castrated a KGB spymaster during a shootout. He now finds himself up against the same man in Iceland and has to worry that he might decide to inflict some Laser-Guided Karma.
- John Taylor of the Nightside series has the supernatural ability to "find" things. Although his more usual threat is to do this to an aggressor's internal organs, in one case he warned off a band of hostile mercenaries by suggesting he'll perform a trick involving "your testicles and a whole bunch of buckets".
- The Amtrak Wars. Steve Brickman is captured by an intelligence agent for the Iron Masters, who starts his interrogation by producing a glass jar and threatening to put Steve's testicles in it. Steve thinks that with this guy, it's unlikely to be an idle threat.
- In the John Rain novel The Killer Ascendant, Dox antagonizes a mercenary holding him hostage to give himself an opportunity to escape, including unzipping his fly and exposing his Biggus Dickus at him. Unfortunately, the escape fails, and the mercenary announces he's going to cut Dox's dick off seeing as Dox likes waving it about so much. Fortunately, a Big Damn Heroes ensues before he can carry out this threat.
- On The Big Bang Theory, when a large internet bully won't give Sheldon his things back, Penny hunts him down and says (cheerfully), "I've got good news. Today's the day a girl is finally going to touch you in your little special place!" Then she kicks him in the balls.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
- In "Hells Bells", Buffy gets hit on by Xander's drunken father.
Mr. Harris: Hey, what do you say we slip in the back room and I show you my—
Buffy: You finish that sentence and I guarantee you won't have anything to show.
- In "Into the Woods", Buffy isn't happy when she wakes up in her bedroom to find Spike standing over her.
Buffy: Spike, every time you show up like this, you risk all your parts.
- In "Hells Bells", Buffy gets hit on by Xander's drunken father.
- Game of Thrones:
- In "The Climb" Ygritte tells her lover Jon Snow that if he ever betrays her, she will chop off his cock and wear it on a necklace.
- Played for Laughs when Shagga warns Tyrion that Shagga will cut off his manhood if he betrays the hill tribes. Tyrion is familiar enough with the threat to interrupt him and complete the phrase "...and feed it to the goats, yes". Later in King's Landing, Tyrion tells Timett to cut off Pycelle's manhood and feed it to the goats. Timett protests that there are no goats, so Tyrion tells him to "make do." As in the novel, it's actually his beard that gets cut off.
- Played Straight when Tyrion threatens Joffrey with this to stop him harassing Sansa in "Second Sons". Though the shock comes from him threatening the King, not from the threat itself.
- Odyssey 5. Hedonistic scientist Kurt Mendel has an attack of paranoia and is convinced that his friends are Synthetics (artificial humans). His former lover, Angela Perry, gets Kurt to swallow the medicine that will cure him by pointing a Beretta 9mm at his testicles.
Angela: I will do it, Kurt!
Kurt: Oh God, even as a Synthetic, you're a ballbuster...
- Person of Interest. In the episode "In Extremis", the Victim of the Week has discovered he was poisoned, so he encourages a conspirator to reveal Who Dunnit To Me by firing a few bullets past his feet. He then says that the poison has made his vision increasingly blurred, and starts waving the gun at the man's groin.
- In the 1983 Australian mini-series Scales of Justice, corrupt police force a crime boss who knows too much about them to commit suicide or be tortured by having various body parts cut off with bolt cutters. This trope is implied when a cop threatens, "We will cut off everything that sticks out."
- Comes up on The Thick of It when Malcolm is castigating hapless press aide John Duggan.
Duggan: Malcolm, you're really scaring me now.
Tucker: I'm scaring you? I'm so sorry I'm fucking scaring you. I mustn't scare you, must I? I won't scare you, okay? I'm just gonna explain to you what I'm gonna fuckin' do to you. I'm gonna take your fuckin' bollocks, I'm gonna rip them off, I'm gonna paint eyeballs on 'em. And I'm gonna stitch them onto a fuckin' soap and use THAT as our new mouthpiece.
- Manager Yamaguchi-san threatened wrestling pornstar Val Venis, on the occasion of Venis making time with Yamaguchi's wife: "I CHOPPY-CHOPPY YOUR PEE-PEE!!"
- The legendary exchange between Salario and Shylock in The Merchant of Venice, quoted above.
- Actually carried through in In Extremis. Poor Abelard.
- In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, you can come across a note in the Ragged Flagon in which Vex threatens to cut off Delvin Mallory's "most valuable asset" if she ever catches him trying to spy on her bathing in the lake again.
- One level in Far Cry 3 has Vaas offer a tidy sum to whichever Mook brings him Jason's scrotum.
- A well-known part in Final Fantasy VII where Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris threaten the resident pimp Don Corneo while likewise interrogating him by telling him they'll "cut", "rip" and "smash them" in turn.
- During an interrogation during Thane's loyalty mission in Mass Effect 2, a Renegade Shepard can choose to rough up the suspect and wrap things up like so:
Elias Kelham: Are we done here? Because I got people to see.
[Shepard slams his/her forearm against the guy's throat]
Shepard: I'm done being patient. Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan! note
- Mass Effect: Andromeda: Drack's loyalty mission begins when a krogan botanist's assistant accidentally causes the theft of a ship of vital importance to the krogan colony. As Drack puts it to the unfortunate schmuck, if Nakmor Morda finds out what's happened, she'd roast his quads over a low fire.
- In No More Heroes, Sylvia says to Travis: "If I ever hear you mumble another woman's name in your sleep, you'll wake up the next morning with your joystick missing."
- In Grand Theft Auto V, if you choose the "Roof" option for The Bureau Raid and pick Taliana Martinez as your getaway driver, she'll threaten to do this to any crew member that blows their cover while they're making their getaway in the ambulance.
- Berthold the Wolf from The Last Days Of FOXHOUND frequently makes more-or-less subtle threats to bite off other character's dicks if they don't do as they're told. (Since the only female member of the team is his mistress, Sniper Wolf, it's a convenient sort of threat.) At one point, Liquid comments on how often he uses that specific threat, and he basically just shrugs and goes "Hey, it works..."
- Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG: Mr. Welch "can't make anyone Jewish with a called shot."
- Not Always Right: ...and feed them to the pigeons.
- In X-Men: Evolution, Rogue catches Spyke videotaping her without her permission. She tells him that, if she sees herself in his video when he presents it to their class, "They're going to call [him] Spyke-less."
- The Boondocks:
- In Granddad's tale of "The Story of Catcher Freeman", after the other slaves trick Masta Colonel into condensing his efforts at intimidation onto solely his Butt-Monkey house slave Tobias, Masta Colonel states that if their work isn't done when he next comes out, "I'm cutting both [Tobias'] balls off."
- In another episode, Riley enlists Ed III's help in getting back a chain a bully stole from him. Ed hangs the kid upside down and places two grapes in front of him. He tells him to imagine that the grapes are his testicles, right before he smashes them with a sledgehammer. Ed threatens to do the same to him if he doesn't give back the chain. Ed being Ed, it turns out he got the wrong kid. Even though Riley gave him a picture.
- In the Archer episode "Placebo Effect", Archer threatens to slide a knife into a terrified pharmacist's urethra unless he gives him information regarding Irish mobsters selling fake chemo drugs. Needless to say, he spills the beans so fast that Archer can barely keep up.
- A bizarre train-equivalent example occurs in Thomas the Tank Engine where Sir Topham Hatt threatens to "cut Duncan down to size" if he acts up again. It's shown that he's referring to Duncan's rather long funnel, and Duncan immediately behaves upon hearing said threat.
- In The Simpsons, Bart tries to avoid getting beaten up in juvie by hanging on the fence separating the girl and boy side of the yard, but that just leads the leader of a girl's gang to threaten him with a "very uneventful puberty".
- Batman: Under the Red Hood. The Joker is babbling away as usual while the Red Hood is giving his Motive Rant, so he threatens the Joker with his pistol.
Red Hood: You be as quiet as possible, or I'll put one in your lap first.
Joker: Party pooper. No cake for you.