Our ships' sole survivors,
In this belly of a whale
Its ribs are ceiling beams
Its guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
Most bands write songs about How Much I Love You Babe, songs that go verse-verse-chorus-verse-chorus with nice regular chord structures, maybe throw in a neat guitar solo in the middle and a fade-out ending, you know, something like that.
Colin Meloy, Chris Funk, Jenny Conlee, Nate Query, and John Moen form the band's current rotation, with Meloy, Funk and Conlee being the only original members remaining in the band (the band's best known former member is drummer/vocalist Rachel Blumberg who was a member of the band between Her Majesty and Picaresque). The songs, penned and sung by Meloy, vary from quirky, introspective pop about filicide to rollicking ballads about pirates and gypsies. (There is a disproportionate amount of drowning.) Meloy often employs the narrative form, creating baroque tales from the perspective of lovers, soldiers, and sailors.
- 2001 - 5 Songs EP
- 2002 - Castaways and Cutouts
- 2003 - Her Majesty
- 2004 - The Tain EP (based on the Irish story Táin Bó Cúailnge or Cattle Raid of Cooley)
- 2005 - Picaresque
- 2005 - Picaresqueties EP
- 2006 - The Crane Wife: Humorously called "The best Jethro Tull album since Heavy Horses".
- 2008 - Always The Bridesmaid singles series
- 2009 - The Hazards of Love
- 2011 - The King Is Dead
- 2015 - What a Terrible World, What a Beautiful World
- 2015 - Florasongs EP (Songs that didn't make the cut for the previous album)
- 2018 - I'll Be Your Girl
As of 2011, Colin Meloy has added novel writer to his list of accomplishments, having written the young adult novel WILDWOOD and its sequels, Under WILDWOOD and WILDWOOD Imperium. In February 2017, Colin announced a new book tilted The Whiz Mob and the Grenadine Kid set to be released October the same year. The band also appeared live with Wilco and Letters to Cleo in the sixth season finale of Parks and Recreation. The band also performed the first of ''The Hamildrops," "Ben Franklin's Song," which was released in December 2017.
They provide examples of:
- Abduction Is Love: or Rape Is Love: "We Both Go Down Together". Probable Unreliable Narrator.
- After the End: "Calamity Song."
- Album Intro Track: Prelude
- Album Title Drop: "California One/Youth and Beauty Brigade" has the line "We're lining up the light-loafered and the bored bench warmers / Castaways and cutouts, fill it up."
- Alliterative Title: Dracula's Daughter
- Angry Mob Song: "When the War Came" - the rare non-Crowd Song example.
- Anthropomorphic Personification: The Queen in The Hazards of Love: "My feet are the trunks... My head is the canopy high... My fingers extend to the leaves."
- Attempted Rape: "Margaret in Captivity" and "The Island".
- Audience Participation Song:
- "16 Military Wives," primarily during the "la-di-da"s.
- "The Mariner's Revenge Song", where Meloy demands that the audience provide the surrounding effects as the crew are consumed by the whale.
- "Billy Liar," during the "ba-ba-da-ba" part.
- "Chimbley Sweep" as well. Meloy encouraged audience members at a show to rip their bolted-together chairs apart and dance with them over their heads.
- "Awesome McCool" Name: Chris Funk.
- The Bard on Board: "The Island" is basically an abridgement of The Tempest set to Epic Rocking.
- Based on a True Story: The Shankill Butchers were chillingly, chillingly real. The song does exaggerate a bit, but then, it was reflecting the fact that Northern Irish mothers came to use the Butchers as boogeymen.
- Apology Song was based on Colin's experience actually losing his friend Stephen's bicycle. Madeline was found a year later... before Colin crushed it accidentally.
- Bawdy Song: The punchline of "The Chimbley Sweep". Also, "Billy Liar", "A Cautionary Song", and possibly "The Landlord's Daughter."
- "Philomena", by Colin's own admission, is "The dirtiest Decemberists song ever written".
- Bittersweet Ending: The Hazards of Love: "And as the waves came crashing down, he closed his eyes and softly kissed her."
- "Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect" may also qualify, as its lyrics seem to speak of a man who, after continually trying and failing to be a good person in prior relationships, has only found satisfaction in seducing married women and teenage girls.
- Bolivian Army Ending: The video for "This Is Why We Fight".
- Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: Combines with Lyrical Dissonance sometimes - see "July, July!" and "The Chimbley Sweep".
- Break-Up Song: "Record Year For Rainfall".
- Buried Alive: Discussed (along with Fingore) in "The Mariner's Revenge Song", but the intended victim ends up meeting a different fate.
- California Collapse: Mentioned in "Calamity Song".
- Celtic Mythology: The Tain, as well as the general "guitar and accordion rock" flavor of many of their songs.
- Church of Happyology: The video for "Cavalry Captain" is made to look like an old, worn VHS tape used as a recruitment tool for a cult called "Decemberism", with Colin playing its filthy rich leader.
- Concept Album: The Hazards of Love. The Tain is also a concept EP.
- Continuity Nod: Possibly. The woman in "We Both Go Down Together" is considered by some to be the mother of Leslie Anne Levine.
- "The Chimbley Sweep" may or may not be narrated by a minor character from (once more) "Leslie Anne Levine". But no one can say for sure.note
- Creepy Child: The ghosts of the Rake's children in "Revenge!" Though can you blame them?
- Try listening to the "Yummy Yummy Yummy, I got love in my tummy" song after hearing this song. It's so creepy it makes other songs creepy.
- Crowd Song: "Sons & Daughters" and "The Rake's Song".
- Any of their songs can become this in a live performance.
- Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: "The Tain": "I will bleed your heart through a samovar soon". Ow.
- Darker and Edgier: "The Tain" is downright eerie, which is saying something considering the source material.
- A Date with Rosie Palms: "Billy Liar." "Decked by a Japanese geisha with a garland of pearls," indeed...
- Doorstop Baby: "The Chimbley Sweep".
- Driven to Suicide: The implied fate of the narrator from "I Was Meant for the Stage".
- Epic Rocking: The Tain, "The Island: Come & See/The Landlord's Daughter/You'll Not Feel The Drowning", "The Mariner's Revenge Song", "The Crane Wife, Parts Two & Three", and "The Perfect Crime #1/The Day I Knew You'd Not Come Back".
- Notably, The Hazards of Love is performed live as one 50-minute song. Then again, it is a concept album.
- Live performances of "When the War Came" and "The Chimbley Sweep".
- Everyone Has Standards: Jenny Conlee could play songs about homicide, suicide, and infanticide, but "Culling of the Fold" was too violent for her. At her insistence, the song was only available by redeeming a code on The Crane's Wife interior on their website or downloading it from iTunes. The chorus may explain why:"Ply her heart with gold and silver,
And take your sweetheart down to the river
Dash her on the paving stones,
It may break your heart to break her bones,
But someone's gotta do the culling of the fold..."
- Excited Show Title!: "July, July!", "O Valencia!", "The Hazards of Love 3 (Revenge!)", "All Arise!".
- The Fair Folk: The Hazards of Love's Forest Queen, in all likelihood. Overlaps with Anthropomorphic Personification, as seen above.
- Genius Loci: The Annan Water in The Hazards of Love.
- God Save Us from the Queen!: The Hazards of Love.
- Gorn: "Culling of the Fold".
- Historical Fiction: A possible interpretation for "Here I Dreamt I was an Architect". It might also be about famous literature, Reincarnation, Immortality, or the narrator's dreams. It's not all too clear, really.
- I Call It "Vera": Stephen's bicycle Madeline in "The Apology Song".
- I Will Wait for You: "Yankee Bayonet", "From My Own True Love Lost At Sea".
- Infant Immortality: Very, very subverted. There are at least six songs about dead children (Leslie Ann Levine, The Infanta, The Rake's Song/Revenge!, The Chimbley Sweep, The Bachelor and the Bride), and possibly more based on interpretation (such as Dear Avery and Burying Davy).
- Intercourse with You: "Oceanside," and possibly "Of Angels and Angles."
- In the Style of...: You might make a case for a song here or there, but the only song where they've explicitly copped to this is "Down By The Water," which is their tribute to R.E.M..
- It's All My Fault: At the end of The Hazards of Love, William mourns to Margaret that "I pulled you, and I called you here," probably referring to how if it hadn't been for him, she would never have come to the forest.
- Legion of Lost Souls: "The Legionnaire's Lament."
- Location Song: "Yankee Bayonet" by centers on a girl from Oconee County, SC whose sweetheart is killed in the Civil War at Manassas (i.e. one of the two Battles of Bull Run).
- The Lost Woods: The Hazards of Love is set in one of these, ruled by the dread Forest Queen.
- Loudness War: While definitely not the worst offenders, their songs can delve into this at◊ times◊.
- Lyric Swap: in "July, July!", the line "the water rolls down the drain" changes to "the blood rolls down the drain" for one refrain.
- Lyrical Cold Open: "The Legionnaire's Lament", "Billy Liar", "Valerie Plame".
- Lyrical Dissonance: Why, yes, I'll have a big fat cauldronful: "The Legionnaire's Lament", the final verse of "Los Angeles, I'm Yours", "16 Military Wives", the end of "The Mariner's Revenge Song" in a rare instrumental example, "O Valencia!", "Culling of the Fold", "A Cautionary Song", "July, July!", "The Chimbley Sweep", "Calamity Song"...
- Madness Mantra: "Mariner's Revenge": "Fiiiind him, biiiiind him, tie him to a pole and break his fiiiiiingers to spliiiiinters ..."
- Also "Someone's got to do/the culling of the fold..."
- Mafia Princess: O Valencia!
- Mid Word Rhyme: "The Legionnaire's Lament"."Medicating in the sun
Pinched doses of laudanum
Longing for the old fecund-
-ity of my homeland."
- Murder Ballad: "The Mariner's Revenge Song", "The Rake's Song", "The Culling of the Fold".
- Mrs. Robinson: The widow in "The Chimbley Sweep".
- My Beloved Smother: The Forest Queen in The Hazards of Love.
- My Country Tis of Thee That I Sting: "Sixteen Military Wives".
- New Sound Album: The King Is Dead brings with it an Americana sound best described as Bruce Springsteen gone Country (that steel guitar!). Seriously. Other albums do exhibit subtle changes, but none presented as big of a change as this one.
- Nice Hat: Chris Funk likes to wear a trilby.
- "Not If They Enjoyed It" Rationalization: "We Both Go Down Together" may count, or it may be an inversion depending on how you interpret the line "You wept but your soul was willing."
- Not-So-Safe Harbor: A few of their more maritimal shanties count: "The Mariner's Revenge Song", "Shanty for the Arethusa" (with ghosts!), and A Cautionary Song.
- Offing the Offspring: "The Rake's Song".
- The Perfect Crime: Fittingly, "The Perfect Crime #1" and "The Perfect Crime #2".
- Pirates: Also whalers, privateers, slavers, smugglers, and other miscellaneous mariners.
- Precision F-Strike: "Clementine." "You slept in your overalls/after the wrecking ball/bereft you of house and of home/and left you with sweet fuck-all."
- One of three in their entire discography (not counting live performances). The other two, both from The Perfect Crime #1: "I got the mob boss bought, got a letter from the DEA/I got a mockup of the lockup where they stock up all their fuckin' change"; and "So we ran around town with the cops stepping on our tails/Because we'd rather break depth than a French fuck in county jail/To pull the perfect crime, this is the perfect crime!"
- Subverted and utterly obliterated by "Ben Franklin's Song": "Do you know who the fuck I am?/Yeah, do you know who the fuck I am?/I am seventy-six-and-I'll-Still-Kick-Your-Ass Fuckin' Franklin"
- Privateer: See above.
- Protest Song: "16 Military Wives," complete with a video that skewers George W. Bush and features a Model United Nations conference gone whack.
- Pyrrhic Victory: In "The Mariner's Revenge Song", the titular mariner only gets his revenge after being Swallowed Whole by a whale.
- Queer Romance: "On The Bus Mall" is about two drug-addicted male prostitutes falling in love. Also confirmed in interviews to be the subject of "The Soldiering Life".
- Rape as Drama: "The Landlord's Daughter", "The Abduction of Margaret", "We Both Go Down Together", possibly "The Chimbley Sweep", "Odalisque", "The Bachelor and the Bride". They managed at least one per album until The King Is Dead.
- Referenced by...: William Shakespeare: Constantly.
- Revenge Ballad:
- Ribcage Stomach: "The Mariner's Revenge Song", the protagonist has just been swallowed by a whale, and the song contains the line "Its ribs are ceiling beams", implying this trope.
- Roaring Rampageof Revenge: "The Mariner's Revenge Song," if you couldn't tell by the title.
- Rock Opera: The Hazards of Love.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: In the "Make It Better" video, when the band is performing on a foreign talk show and the band member's names are shown in subtitles, two of them have apparently fallen victim to auto-correct: Colon Meloy and Chris Funky. This is, of course, part of the Stylistic Suck of the show.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: And how.
- Short-Range Long-Range Weapon: in the video for "Why We Fight" the bow and quiver of arrows the guy with the red scarf is holding is still not shot by the time the video ends with the older kids are almost upon them.
- Shout-Out: The mention of "The Year of the Chewable Ambien Tab" and the video for "Calamity Song" are Shout Outs to the late David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest.
- Silly Love Songs: Subverted in "Yankee Bayonet". Played straight in "Oceanside". Played straight, if rather unconventionally in "The Bandit Queen."
- The Something Song: "The Rake's Song", "Lake Song", "The Mariner's Revenge Song", "Calamity Song", "A Cautionary Song", "Raincoat Song", "Apology Song", "Baby Song", "A Beginning Song"...
- Sophisticated as Hell: "Los Angeles, I'm Yours""Old ladies, pleasant and demure
Sallow-cheeked and sure
I can see your undies"
- Star-Crossed Lovers: "O Valencia!" very much so. Also, one interpretation of "We Both Go Down Together".
- Stealth Pun: The line "I guess we have some time to kill" in "The Mariner's Revenge Song".
- Swallowed Whole: In "The Mariner's Revenge Song", both the protagonist and the villain end up suffering this at the hands of a gigantic whale. The improbability is lampshaded by the protagonist, who credits their survival to divine intervention.
- Taking You with Me: The end of the full "O Valencia!" video.
- Take That!/"The Reason You Suck" Speech: "Los Angeles, I'm Yours" consists 4 minutes of Colin Meloy hating on Los Angeles in great detail.
- Tickertape Parade: The band use this term in their song ''The Perfect Crime #2.""It was like a tickertape parade
When the plastique on the safe was blown away"
- Unreliable Narrator: "Here I Dreamt I was an Architect", "We Both Go Down Together".
- Unusual Euphemism: "The Chimbley Sweep".
- Uptown Girl: Gender-inverted: "We Both Go Down Together" is about a wealthy young man who falls in love with a poor girl. It doesn't end well for either of them.
- Used Future: Appears to be the case in the video for "This Is Why We Fight".
- Used to Be a Sweet Kid: "The Shankill Butchers"."They used to be just like me and you
They used to be sweet little boys
But something went horribly askew
Now killing is their only source of joy"
- Villain Song: "The Rake's Song". Depending on your interpretation, "The Culling of the Fold" could be this.
- War Is Hell: The lyrics of "This Is Why We Fight".
- Not to mention the harrowing and gruesome "When the War Came".
- What Happened to the Mouse?: The heroine's pregnancy drives the action in "The Hazards of Love" — up until track seven. The baby's never mentioned after that, and it's presumably left orphaned and alone at the end.
- Actually, the entirety of "The Hazards of Love" (after Margaret runs into the woods) takes place over the course of about two days, and Word of God confirms she's still pregnant at the time of Isn't It a Lovely Night, so it's safe to assume the baby dies as well.
- The Forest queen is as interested in getting William's illegitimate unborn child out of the picture as she is his lover, and instructs The Rake (who, like Colin Meloy, is no stranger to infanticide) to render Margret "rift and defiled," so it's likely her brutal rape was also accompanied by a miscarriage or an forced abortion.
- "When I'm Gone" Song: "Yankee Bayonet (I Will Be Home Then)" is partly a Type 1 (song from a deceased person to their living beloved)—partly, because it's a duet between a young Confederate soldier (sung by Colin Meloy) killed at Bull Run/Manassas (First or Second is unclear). His living pregnant wife in South Carolina (guest Laura Veirs in the album version) sings an I Will Wait for You song. The soldier is telling his wife not to be sad and miss him, they will be reunited somehow (as he says, "I will come on the breath of the wind"); she accepts that, but says she'll be sad and miss him anyway. Oddly, the soldier's part seems to be based heavily on a famous "when I'm gone" letter, namely the letter from Rhode Islander and Union Army officer Sullivan Ballou, who wrote to his wife in much the same vein (including the wind-based imagery) and was killed at First Bull Run.
- Your Makeup Is Running: "The Tain"."Darling dear, what have you done?
Your clothes are torn, your makeup runs."
"I ran through brambles, blooming thistle,
I washed my face in the river when you whistled me on."
- Your Mom: The subject of "A Cautionary Tale".