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True Facts is a series of videos created by Hosea "Ze" Frank, about various organisms (usually animals) that inhabit our planet, styled after nature documentaries. What separates True Facts from your typical nature documentary is the narrator's comedic phrasing, unusual comparisons, and frequent tangents while still providing reasonably accurate lessons on each topic. Older videos used a Morgan Freeman-like voice, though they've gradually evolved away from that.

Ze Frank takes suggestions from his viewers on what animals to make videos for, and he encourages scientists, pet owners, biology weirdos, photographers, and videographers to contact him with ideas.

The series went on seemingly indefinite hiatus in August 2014 but unexpectedly returned in April 2018 with "True Facts: Frog Fish" and hasn't looked back since.

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True Facts provides examples of the following tropes:

  • Beyond the Impossible: When talking about the mantis shrimp's ability to see colours that humans cannot, Ze Frank tells the viewer to "Imagine a colour that you can't even imagine," and to do it nine times.
  • Black Comedy: Since Nature Is Not Nice, jokes about animals killing each other are all around.
  • Blatant Lies: The very title itself is sometimes one, as despite claiming to be "true facts" about animals, they sometimes just make up nonsense for laughs, most notably in "True Facts About the Hedgehog."
    Narrator: "The hedgehog is technically a legume, and therefore has a second brain inside of its nipple."
  • Buffy Speak: The narrator resorts to this on occasion.
    Narrator: "This however does not mean they can... self-baby-make."
  • Butt-Monkey:
    • Jerry, one of the researchers. He frequently is chided when the narrator encounters incorrect footage or questionable phrasing.
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    • David, the idiot. He appears in some of the invertebrate videos as whichever subject is doing something incorrectly. In "Ant Mutualism," one of the worker ants who brings poop back to the nest is David, and in "The Sand Bubbler Crab," David is the one crab not making a burrow.
  • Catchphrase:
    • When describing an animal's unique action or behavior, the narrator will use the phrase "To understand this, imagine X. That is how the Y do."
    • "Just remember, if (insert nonsensical situation), then (insert something silly about featured creature)."
  • Censored for Comedy: Sometimes innocent words are bleeped out. For example, in "Carnivorous Plants," the word "clock" is censored while the word "cock" is not. The narrator himself is confused by the censorship.
  • Confusion Fu: The sea cucumber poops out its lungs when threatened. "Needless to say, the predator is confused by this."
  • Content Warnings: "True Facts is not appropriate for children, or for adults who do not act like children."
  • Corpsing: In character, when a video "surprises" the narrator, he'll often start laughing. Every video contains laughter somewhere, giving the impression he's watching the footage for the first time as he reads the script.
    "Here, the majestic dragonfly." (laughs) "Well that moment's ruined. And the damselfly." (laughs) "Really? I'm trying for gravitas here."
  • Curse Cut Short: From "True Facts About the Dung Beetle":
    "When it strays off course, the dung beetle climbs on top of its ball and uses the position of the sun, the moon and even the Milky Way to re-orient itself. Sort of like how ancient sailors once did. Except without the giant ball of shi—" (cuts to next clip)
  • Cute Owl: "About the Owl" is chock-full of examples. They include:
    • A burrowing owl doing an extreme version of the Quizzical Tilt.
    • A pygmy owl... in the process of killing a woodpecker.
    • Another burrowing owl investigating a tunnel camera.
    • Owls of various species being petted by humans, and apparently enjoying it a lot.
  • Deadpan Snarker: A first time viewer wouldn't recognize this as comedy series based on his voice alone, delivering jokes with the same panache he does an actual fact.
  • Dissimile: Often. For example, when talking about how quietly the owl can fly:
    Narrator: "If silence were loudness they would be the loudest flying bird... that's, that's a terrible metaphor."
    Narrator: "Basically, the difference between a teddy bear and a mantis is... everything."
    Narrator: "It's like the Internet, except communicated by pissing all over stu—it's basically the Internet."
  • Early Installment Weirdness: "True Facts About the Hedgehog" was the very first of these videos. While later videos are a mix of actual facts and nonsensical jokes, this one is almost exclusively the latter, and the narrator sounds completely different, with no Morgan Freeman impression.
  • Face of a Thug: He comments during "True Facts: The Ogre Faced Spider" that one of the titular spiders appears to have an unusually furious face as it has a meal.
    Narrator: "...heh, she looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage-chewing."
  • Freudian Slip:
    Narrator: "Here are true facts about the arma-dildo—hmm, that's a typo. Here are true facts about the arma-dildo - oops. I said it again, two times."
    • The narrator, describing surfing snails on a beach:
    Narrator: "However, Abigail is not the only surfer on this bitch—beach."
  • Gag Penis: If the animal being discussed has genitalia, there's a good chance that a good portion of the video will be devoted to discussing it. "True Facts about the Duck" is pretty much entirely about the duck's mating process.
  • A Good Name for a Rock Band: In "True Facts: Ant Mutualism," the narrator claims "Fungus Chambers" is a good name for a band.
  • Hollywood Chameleons: In "True Facts About the Chameleon," the narrator notes that a chameleon's best deception isn't their color changing, but that it tricked humans into thinking they can do it for camoflage.
  • How We Got Here: "Killer Surfing Snails" has two using the same footage of one species of marine snail pursuing a much smaller one. The first is at the very beginning of the video, before narrator says, "Let's back up a bit" before introducing "Abigail" the O. semistriatta (the smaller snail), and the second precedes a physical description of A. propatula (the larger snail).
  • Humans Are Cthulhu: Margaret the Ogre Faced Spider finds it ironic how the creature who gave her species' name is a nightmarish behemoth who has teeth as big as her face. She has given that creature the name of "F*bleep*stick Bastard F*bleep*wad."
  • Hurricane of Puns: The "Stinkhorn" episode has a series of rapid-fire penis-related innuendos, with the narrator trying to find out what the stinkhorn resembles.
    "Jerry, I feel like these remind me of something, but I just can't... It's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip of your tongue, too, Jerry. Well, I'm sure if it's on the tip of both our tongues, it'll come to one of us. If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out."
  • Inherently Funny Words: "Bobbit worm."
  • Insane Troll Logic: Tarsiers are the only primates that are completely carnivorous. So if you don't eat your vegetables, you'll wind up looking like a tarsier.
  • Insect Gender-Bender: Worker ants are sometimes referred to with male names and male pronouns.
  • It Tastes Like Feet: The narrator's description of bacon from a sea pig.
    Narrator: "One way to tell the difference [between a land pig and a sea pig] is that bacon from a land pig tastes delicious, while bacon from a sea pig tastes like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker."
  • Less Embarrassing Term: From the Snake and Lizard Tongue video, regarding researcher Dr. Kurt Schwenk:
    Narrator: "He's been studying tongues for decades! No, Jerry, it's not a fetish. If a scientist does it, it's an 'area of interest'."
  • Metaphorgotten: Often. e.g.:
    "The land snail is just like a tiny human, who happens to look like a disembodied tongue. And is covered in mucus. And has a shell. The land snail breathes air, just like the peoples do, and eats with its mouth-hole..."
  • Mind Screw: "The cuttlefish's brain is larger than its entire body. Including its brain. Which might not make sense but it does to the cuttlefish. Because it has a very large brain."
  • Monster Clown: The mantis shrimp is described as the ancestor of the modern clown, and like the modern clown, the mantis shrimp is a psychopath.
  • "No. Just... No" Reaction: The Narrator's response to the acorn worm, the only footage of which is it... excreting a very long, very large amount of waste material.
  • No Pronunciation Guide: The start of the Chameleon and Macaque videos.
    Narrator: "Here are some True Facts about the 'shyamaleon.' What? The 'ka-ME-leon,' uhh, that word really looked that it would be more fun to say."
    Narrator: "Today, we will explore the culture of the... uh... 'mack-uh-kway'. Jerry, how do you say this one? You think it's 'muh-cock'? No, it's too long to be 'muh-cock'. Maybe 'mack-uh-cue'? Oh, 'muh-cack'! All right."
  • Oh, Crap!: The Narrator sometimes gets this reaction when something violent happens in the video, or he gets surprised.
  • Ostrich Head Hiding: Mentioned at the very end of the Ostrich video.
    Narrator: "Just as a coda, one of the ostriches asked me to read this: Dear Viewer! Ostriches don't stick their heads in the sand. If you keep saying that, I will stick my head in your butt.' You know, as I'm reading this, I feel like he might not have thought that all the way through."
  • Overly Narrow Superlative: Ze Frank notes that the octopus is the most intelligent invertebrate, then goes on to say that this isn't as impressive as it sounds, since "clams are stupid."
  • Seldom-Seen Species: There are episodes about tarsiers, sea pigs and other sea cucumbers, polychaete worms (primarily the Bobbit worm), mantis shrimps, frog fish, star-nosed moles, naked molerats, leaf katytids, bolas spiders and myrmecophagous mammals including pangolins, numbats and aardwolves.
  • Self-Deprecation: In "Macaques," at the beginning:
    "Today, we will explore the culture of the... macca-cway. Jerry, how do you say this one? You think it's muh-cock? No, it's too long to be muh-cock."
  • Shaped Like Itself: From "True Facts About Sloths":
    "As it is, the sloth mainly eats leaves, because they tend not to run away. The only drawback being, they taste like leaves."
  • Share the Male Pain: The innuendo-laden stinkhorn video features various stinkhorn mushrooms, including many shaped like penises. The narrator goes, "Oof" and apologizes after footage shows one stinkhorn snapping.
  • Shown Their Work: The facts, for most parts, are accurate, except when they're overruled by the Rule of Funny.
  • Sidetracked by the Analogy: Frequently, perhaps most notably when talking about octopus reproduction:
    Narrator: "When her job is done, she is gone, but thousands of little bebbies emerge. Floating. Just beautiful. Sort of like the ending of Charlotte's Web, except under water. And without the farm animals too, they would, they would all drown. They'd die; the dancing pig wouldn't last a second really, it'd be, uh, babies interspersed with these dead and rotting animals being eaten by fish, it's, it's a different story really, less appropriate for children and I—the duck would do OK, but... one floating duck does not a children's book make. Just remember, if you're writing a children's book, one animal can die, not all of them. Only a clam would write that sort of crap, and they're dumb as hell."
  • Spoof Aesop: A common way of ending the videos:
    (from "True Facts about the Owl) "Just remember, don't do drugs, because an owl may just rip your face off."
    (from True Facts about the Sea Pig) "Remember, if someone scares you, just bend over and fart your lungs all over that bastard."
    (from True Facts about the Tarsier) "Remember, always eat your vegetables, or you'll look like a freaky, freaky little tarsier."
  • Solid Gold Poop: "True Facts: Ant Mutualism" has a lot of insect secretions being quite valuable to ants, acting as nutritious meals to share with the colony.
    Narrator: "There's just a lot of secretion. I feel a bit insecure about the value of my own secretions. Certainly nothing to write home about."
  • Something Completely Different:
  • Sophisticated as Hell: Ze Frank can go from a scientific description of cavitation bubbles to summing it up as "Mortal Kombat finishing move shit" within the same sentence.
  • Stock Footage: Ze Frank obviously uses stock footage for the videos, but he notably also lampshades how strange some stock footage is.
    Narrator: "This is stock footage of a sea cucumber. It has been downloaded one times. By me."
  • Tastes Like Chicken: "True Facts About the Hedgehog" shows that a hgedgehog's diet has Angel Tears in it, which taste like chicken... tears.
  • Toilet Humor: There's a lot of talk about how animals urinate and defecate.
  • Violation of Common Sense: Sometimes when they get a bit more nonsensical than usual. For example, from "True Facts About the Hedgehog":
    Narrator: "The nation of France was named after a hedgehog. That hedgehog was named Kevin. Don't ask."
  • Vocal Evolution: The voice used has gotten gradually higher pitched and less Morgan-Freeman like as time has gone on. This is best observed by watching something like the anglerfish video and the nudibranch video back to back.
  • What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: The cuttlefish can change color to match its background perfectly even in complete darkness... which is amazing but useless.
  • What the Hell Is That Accent?: Ze Frank speaks in an odd but perfectly normal voice except for certain words which he consistently pronounces oddly.
    • Babies is "beybeys."
    • Bird is "byuuurd."
    • Ocean is "oh-see-un."
    • Pregnant is "preeeeg-nunt."
    • Dew is "deeuwr."
    • Glue is "gleewrr."
  • Who Writes This Crap?!: On describing the armadillo's armor:
    Narrator: "... the armadillo has plates of dermal bone on its back, covered with horn and leathery skin. Imagine having a bunch of horny bones on your back, constantly rubbing togeth—I can't read this. I mean, I understand it's technically right..."
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