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Lol Ranger is a Five-Man Band of tricksters made to counteract Trollkaiger. The name was created as a parody of Super Sentai's western counterpart "Power Rangers".

They also have an official anthem that is The Troll Song by Eduard Khil. At least instrumentally. Deadpool does the vocals and he can mimic the voice well enough. Also, one of their most known techniques of trolling is the "Rickrolling".

LOL Rangers

Mion and Shion Sonozaki, Twin Goddesses of Gadflies (Club Leader - for Mion)

  • Lesser Goddesses individually. Intermediate combined.
  • Symbol: An Airsoft Gun with a "Troll Face" on the holster.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Mion), Chaotic Good (Shion normal state), Chaotic Evil (Shion when in her "infected state"). They do have Lawful Evil and Neutral Evil followers
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: Moderate. They're good at driving people nuts with their antics. If pressed, Mion is an excellent strategist and close combat fighter while Shion is good with rifles.
  • Lol Ranger Designation: "Yellow Ranger" (Mion), "Green Ranger" (Shion)
  • Position: The Leader (Mion, commander), The Heart (Shion, 2nd in command).

Satoko Houjou, Goddess of Trap Masters

  • Demigoddess (with trap skills that can fool Intermediate Gods)
  • Symbol: A washtub superimposed with a speech bubble with Satoko's Noblewoman's Laugh
  • Theme Song: Sukisuki Nii Nii
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good, Chaotic Evil under Hinamizawa Syndrome
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: Moderate. Her traps can cripple enemy advances
  • Lol Ranger Designation: "Pink Ranger"
  • Position: The Smart Guy

Princess Celestia, Goddess of Winged Unicorns (a.k.a. Alicorns)note 

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her cutie mark, a stylized sun
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (for the most part)
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: High, considering she helps raises the sun and is the mentor of Twilight Sparkle (one of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony and an exceptional spellcaster herself). Just ask Chrysalis during one of their previous battles.
  • Lol Ranger Designation: "Blue Ranger"
  • Position: The Lancer

Bugs Bunny, God of Karmic Trickery and Rascally Rabbits (Karmic Trickster, Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)

  • Greater God
  • Symbol: WB Logo, Carrot, Rabbit hole with mailbox
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Wily built a robot factory over Bugs' warren. Of course, he should have realized that that would mean war.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Just so long as Cosmos did not try his patience to the maximum. Otherwise, she should realize that that means war... too!
  • Threat level to Melkor: High, considering that he can put Escalating War into ad infinitum and that he has friends in high places..
  • Lol Ranger Designation: "White Ranger"
  • Position: The Big Guy (also acts as a mentor to the other rangers, giving them new ideas)

Deadpool, Destroyer Of The Fourth Wall

  • Lesser God/Overdeity (depends on how much the writer is willing to let me look past the Fourth Wall... The Fourth-Wall Mail Slot, for example, is still outside continuity, you see, and some times it's like I wasn't aware that I was a comic book character at all.)
  • Symbol: My belt buckle icon of myself with a yellow text box.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good... No, wait, Evil... Uh, maybe I should go for the middle ground, Neutral? ... No, no, I'm definitely a good guy! 'Cuz I like kids! ...Except for that #$@#%#$%$ Squirrel Girl! Uh, so since I do want her dead, I guess I'm Evil, huh? ...Bah! My alignment has a Revolving Door installed, end of story!
  • Reason for Joining: Well, since I am well aware of the Fourth Wall, I know that the good guys pretty much always win, so I joined the winning side this time. Also, bad guys, being more willing to kill you instead of merely defeating you, are much more fun to fight.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Loyalty? Que? ...The pay's good, and being in the good guy's side will totally, probably, if everything goes according to my plans, score me more points with Bea Arthur maybe... Oh, and Tuesday is taco night!
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Oh, I am MEGA MASSIVELY ÜBER DANGEROUS! ...Though, not exclusively to Melkor. And not exclusively to anyone actually involved in this conflict. Also, I might've been exaggerating a little bit. But I'm still pretty darn dangerous ya know!
  • Lol Ranger Designation: "Red Ranger". Oh yeah! If this gets a show, I get to be the POV character! Suck it, man, that's how it goes in Power Rangers! In other words, I'm The Hero!
  • Position: The Sixth Ranger. And when I come... I get to hog the screen-time, just like Tommy did!

Palutena, Representative Deity of Hot Goddesses (Lady Palutena, Pretty Palutena, Professor Palutena, Know-It-All Palutena, Goddess of Obvious, Goddess of Light)

  • Greater Goddess
  • Symbol: Her staff
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Chaotic Evil when possessed by the Chaos Kin)
  • Reason for Joining: To not let what happened to her while under the Chaos Kin's control happen to anyone else.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very high. She is the Goddess of Light after all, and she didn't get that title from selling cookies.
  • Lol Ranger Designation: "Gold Ranger"
  • Position: The Seventh Ranger, doubling as the Big Good at times.

Ranger Partners

Lili Rochefort, Goddess of Ojous, is currently under approval to be a Ranger Partner.

CuteFuzzyWeasel, God of Cannibal Trolls, is currently under approval to become a Ranger Partner.

Shu Shirakawa, God of Gravity and Wormholes, is currently under approval as the 11th-Hour Ranger, they have a trouble to find a color for him.

T.J. Detweiler, Princely God of Pranksters is currently under approval to become a Ranger Partner.

Sans, Co-Patron Saint of Typeface Speech is on call as a backup Ranger in case one of the Trollkaiger (especially Terumi) needs to have a bad time. He isn't a full-time member though due to his laziness.

Mercury, God of Winged Clothing, is currently under approval to be a Ranger Partner.