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Lesser Gods

Akechi Mitsuhide

Akechi Mitsuhide, God of Fatal Close-Associate Betrayals (Akechi Juubei Mitsuhide, Reaper, Tenkai, Nankobou Tenkai)

Mitsuhide on a good day

Mitsuhide on a bad day

• Lesser God
• Symbol: On a good day, the crest of Akechi clan; on a bad day, the same, except with the addition of two crossed devilish scythes on top of that
• Theme Songs:
  • As SW!Mitsuhide: Guren no Yami, Tenshin Ranman☆Tenka Musou
  • As SB!Mitsuhide: Borderline, Said His Prayers^* Tenkai's localized subtitle from SBSH
• Alignment: True Neutral on a good day, Chaotic Evil on a bad day.
• Portfolio: Samurai, Battle Butler, Betraying Close Associates, Taking Down The Unstoppable Juggernaut At That Time, "The enemy is at Honnoji!", Thirteen Day Rule, exclusively for this realm: severely bipolar Split Personality
  • On good day: Caring Subordinate, Absurdly Youthful Father, Katana Combat, Historical Hero Upgrade, Razor Wind
  • On bad day: Ax-Crazy, Combat Sadomasochist, Laughing Mad, Scythe Combat, Soul Drains, Historical Villain Upgrade
• Domains: War, Betrayals, Morality, Combat
• Herald (to his SW self): Gracia / Akechi Tama (his daughter)
• Special Relationships ^note Because of his bipolar state, it's hard to pin down who's truly his enemies or who's truly his friends about these guys: Both Versions of Oda Nobunaga, Hidemitsu Samanosuke Akechi, Chosokabe Motochika, Arthas Menethil, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Ishida Mitsunari, Oichi, Azai Nagamasa
• Allies: Marcus Junius Brutus (fellow misunderstood traitor)
• Fond Of: Lapras
• Enemies: Fortinbras
• Conflicting Opinion: Mitsuzane Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen, Phantom Stranger
• Betrayals are indeed the hardest when it came from closer associates. Such was how the reign of Oda Nobunaga ended in the mortal realm by the hands of his close aide Akechi Mitsuhide. As he was the unstoppable juggernaut of the era at that time, Mitsuhide's impeccable timing and strike was legendary that it enabled him to elevate for the position of close-relative betrayals. Though...
• Due to the rivalry of two realms, there was a mishap in ascending him. Thus, at day, Mitsuhide showed himself as a sensible man, if tragic, but at night, he's instead a psychotic asshole killer. The contrast is extremely sharp, also to show how nobody actually knew his reasons of betrayal, because there were multiple choices.
• It was said that in everytime he sleeps, both forms of Mitsuhides perform a Battle in the Center of the Mind, contesting who gets to be the dominant personality. It's always a draw, however.
• News of his ascension reached the Pantheon fast, however. And the first to greet him was none other than his daughter Gracia (who, as of this writing, is no longer a deity). The reunion was at first going nicely because she met the good Mitsuhide... but it quickly turned into a downward spiral when evil Mitsuhide surfaced and proceeded to gleefully boast about his sadistic murderous spree, causing Gracia to slowly break down and ran off crying with him enjoying her despair about the 'truth' of her father. When his good self re-emerged, he was so distraught at what has happened and tried to avert his looks from her out of shame.
• Mitsuhide is unique because of his bipolar self, it's hard to pin down who his allies might be. In a good day, he's respectful to the good ones and opposing the bad ones, but on a bad day, it goes the other way around, he's bad to those good ones, and shows delight and admiration to the evil ones.
• There is, however, one shared enemy: Fortinbras, as being the father of the one who opposed him the most, Akechi Samanosuke Hidemitsu, was enough for Fortinbras to dislike him. Because he's evil, the good Mitsuhide naturally opposed him, and the bad Mitsuhide at first wished he could be in delight of Fortinbras' evil and enjoys being hurt by him, but ultimately, he ends up being bored by the abuse, on top of considering him less charismatic than Nobunaga, so he opposed him.
• Has somehow gained a conflict of sorts with Mitsuzane Kureshima due to the fact that the latter's first name is similar to his own while his act of betraying his close friends and families, like Kouta and his brother Takatora, is almost comparable to his actions towards Nobunaga. Although the former became sympathized with the latter for realizing his errors in the end, Micchy is not sure yet if he can be trusted or not.
  • However Mitsuhide's darker self was delight of Mitsuzane's atrocities towards his close associates during the Helheim Invasion until he became disappointed with him as he cannot accept his redemption, literally. He swears that he will continue where Micchy had started until he accomplish it.
• Whenever Mitsuhide's having a good day, he's been seen being good friends with Lapras as they were good friends in an alternate universe. This seems to be one of the few things the two Mitsuhides share, as his evil side states he's come around to liking the Pokemon, and Surfing around on Lapras' back is one of the few times he can just take it easy.
• Some people also find it odd that Mitsuhide's good side sounds a lot like Marth and Souma Cruz, while his bad side sounds similar to another portrayal of Nobunaga, and worse, Sousuke Aizen; please don't compare the latter to Ichiya, of all people, if you value your life.
• Nowadays, fellow gods are noticing these split personalities may be trying to separate. Those who fear that day are predicting that a massively destructive death battle may take place between them.....Gracia and Motochika in particular are keeping it a secret out of fear and concern.
• Also present under Acts of Treason in the House of Betrayal.

Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu

Entry 129

So, Jo, I may have used the Calamity Box again. I know, I know, “but Mar-Mar, don’t you remember what happened last time?” Don’t worry, Jo, I made sure Anne and Sasha were together with me this time! We’re in a place called the “Trope Pantheons”! Let me tell you about this place…

Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu, Goddesses of Friends Fighting (Anne: Anna Banana, The Beast, Boobchuy; Sasha: Sash, Sashy; Marcy: Mar-Mar, Darcy; All Three: The Calamity Trio, Sasha and the Sharps)

From left to right: Anne, Sasha, and me, Marcy!

• Lesser Goddesses (Greater Goddesses with our Calamity powers; I’m a Quasideity without them, unfortunately.)
• Symbol: The Calamity Box, obviously!
• Theme Song: Our hit song No Big Deal!
• Alignment: Oooooh, character alignments? Big Creatures and Caverns vibes! Let’s see… Chaotic Good for all of us, Neutral Evil for Sasha initially, and Chaotic Evil for my Darcy persona.
• Portfolio: We’re friends who used to be a bad influence on each other, we had to fight each other a lot, we were all isekai’d, we’re Action Girls, a Power Trio, and True Companions in the end.
  • Anne: I’d say she’s The Heart, a true Blue Heroine, she lost one of her shoes, and all her adventures started on her birthday. Oh, and she has an 11th-Hour Superpower.
  • Sasha: She’s The Leader and a Pink Heroine, or a Red Villainess, formerly a MASSIVE Control Freak, before doing a Heel–Face Turn.
  • Marcy: Oh, I definitely fit The Smart Guy, Emerald Power, Cute Clumsy Girl, Demonic Possession, and Grand Theft Me (not too happy with the last two!)
• Domains: Adventures, Heroics, Friendship, Gems
• Heralds: Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy for Anne, Grime for Sasha, and Javi, Kettle, Femur, Oilvia, and Yunan for me
• Allies: We’re great friends with any frog dieties like Hopediah, Sprig, and Polly Plantar, Kermit the Frog, Tiana and Naveen, Frog of Crono’s Party, and Greninja, as well as time/dimensional travelers like The Doctor and those who’ve gone on mysterious adventures like Dipper and Mable Pines.
  • Anne: I can see why she’s made friends with Miaka Yuuki, Son Goku, and Adora and Catra.
  • Sasha: Mr. Toad (he seems fun to be around!)
  • Marcy: All deities from Dungeons & Dragons and The Legend of Zelda, my two favorite game franchises EVERRRR!
• Enemies: We HATE The Birds, Legion, Nathaniel Richards, Randall Ross, Bill Cipher, Hexxus, and The Harvesters!
  • Sasha: If Yuuki Terumi and Johann Leibert ever lay a finger on Sash, I will… I WILL… >:(
• Fears: Anne’s not to fond of Grunkle Stan. Dunno why, he seems like a nice guy, if kinda mysterious.
• Hey, Jo! Never thought I’d be making a new entry after all this time, but this is a special one! Oh, I brought Anne and Sasha with me, too! Say hi, girls! So, the three of us found the Calamity Box again, used it, and ended up in this “Trope Pantheons” place. It’s so AMAAAAZING! It’s like a nerd’s dream come true! Every famous character from every video game, movie, anime, manga, book, whatever, is he-
  • Update: Whoopsie! I couldn’t resist the urge to explore, but once again, I got distracted while writing this entry and Anna Banana and Sash had to stop me before I fell down another flight of stairs. Whew! Thanks again for that! Some things never change lol.
• Oh, how rude! I forgot to introduce us! So, hi Trope Pantheon Gods! My name is Marcy Regina Wu, and these are my best friends, Anne Savsia Boonchuy and Sasha Elizabeth Waybright! We’re from Los Angeles, and one day, my parents told me they were going to move out because Dad got a new job! I ran away in tears and found this music box in a thrift store, which I read somewhere in a book that it can open portals to other worlds! So, I asked Anne to buy it for us (JK, she stole it lmao) and it worked! Worked a little too well, though. We woke up in another dimension called “Amphibia”, a world populated by anthropomorphic frogs, toads, and newts! (Note: DO NOT call the newts “salamanders”; they find that highly offensive!) I thought, wow! We can go on out very own isekai fantasy RPG adventure in real life! But it didn’t go as planned…
  • I woke up in Newtopia, a gorgeous city populated by newts. Anne woke up in Wartwood, a small farming village of frogs. And Sasha woke up as a prisoner in Toad Tower! After some fantasy hijinks, we reunited and spoke with King Andrias Leviathan, my (former) best friend from Newtopia, to help us get back home. We took the temple trials, recharged the stones, got into fights, worked out our differences, ALMOST DIED, and in the end… the King lied! Anne was sent back to Earth, I was lethally injured and then possessed, Sasha organized a resistance… it was crazy, Jo! Overall, our conflicts lead the Court of the Gods to ascend us under the title of Goddess of Friends Fighting. We aren’t proud of it, but honestly? We kinda deserve it. At least the Court is considering locking up the music box in their high-security vault. We do NOT need another universal war breaking out!
• THE PLANTARS ARE IN THE PANTHEON TOO! AAAAAAAHHHHHH :D
  • Update: Whew, okay, I’ve had a moment to calm down… So, we were delighted to see the Plantars in the Pantheon, and so were they! They were also kinda surprised to see how much we’ve grown since our last adventure together. Hey, fair! It’s been, like 10 years and we all have jobs now! Anne’s a herpetologist and works at an aquarium (she named a pink frog after Sprig - cuuute!), Sasha’s a psychologist, and me? I’m a webcomic cartoonist! Oh yeah, Jo, did I mention that the people of Amphibia didn’t know what movies or comics were until we came along? I feel sorry for how much they’ve been missing out! I showed a few chapters of my comic to the Plantars, and they seem to love it! Didn’t think Hop Pop would love it the most out of them lol.
• After our tearful reunion, we immediately started looking for amphibian Gods to become friends with. We started with Kermit the Frog, and he is so funny!. In fact, Anne can recall meeting an expy of the famous Muppet in Amphibia named “Crumpet”. Kermit was quite interested in meeting him once he found out. Princess Tiana reminded Anne of a friend of hers back home, museum curator Dr. Jan, and said it was because they sound similar. Tiana is conflicted on Amphibia, as her experience as a frog wasn’t as much a fun adventure. (Yeah, our adventures with frogs weren’t so fun, so I can relate.) Sasha was quite interested in Mr. Toad, though surprisingly, she wasn’t disappointed to learn that this toad wasn’t a brutish warrior. Though, both are quite good at being reckless and aggressive, and she sometimes goes on joyrides with him throughout The River in his stolen car. Oh, and how could I forget Greninja! He’s a freaking NINJA FROG! Sadly, the Ninja Pokémon didn’t want anything to do with my geeking out ugh.
• Anyone who reminds us of The Core is automatically an enemy, no questions asked! Not only did The Core trick King Andrias into starting the whole mess in the first place, and not only did it try to destroy the world by crashing the moon into it, but it possessed me and used my body as a host! We are especially fearful of Majora and the Skull Kid, as they also tried to crash their moon into their world. The Harvesters also became our enemy for being Planet Looters; Andrias’ frobot army came about through mass purging of Amphibia’s resources, turning it into a Polluted Wasteland. At the very least, Andrias learned from his mistakes, and helped to rebuilt the world he destroyed, but I don’t have much hope that the Harvesters will turn over a new leaf!
• Okay, Jo, imma pass you over to Anne so she can talk more about herself. Take it away, Anna Banana!
  • Thanks, Mar-Mar! Sup, I’m Anne Boonchuy! I’m the daughter of Thai immigrants; we own a Thai restaurant in town! Before my 13th birthday, I was known for goofing up, causing trouble, and coasting along in school. Then Marcy made me steal and use the music box (and made me miss my birthday party!), and nothing was ever the same. I woke up in a dark forest with nothing but bugs to eat, and I had to rely on my instincts to survive, until I met (okay, accidentally trapped…) this nice pink frog named Sprig Plantar. He took me into the town of Wartwood, and they did not welcome me too warmly! (They thought I was a monster! Ugh!) But, under the care of the Plantars, I learned more about the town, they warmed up to me, I defended them from a toad invasion, and then I saved the world with the last of my strength, dying in the process. Then I woke up and was told by a God who looks like my cat Domino that I was placed into a “backup body” they made. That’s gonna cause some existential problems! You’d expect me to regard this adventure as a massive traumatic experience, but ultimately, I’m happy I went on it. Without Amphibia, I wouldn’t have made an effort to better myself as a person, I wouldn’t have learned to appreciate all my parents have done for me… Change is scary, but it was all worth it to me.
  • As we recharged the stones of the music box, I forgot to charge mine all the way. “Whoops!”, you may be thinking, but actually, it benefitted me in the end! When Sprig was put in danger after Andrias’ betrayal, something awoke inside me. Some kind of “blue anime powers”. I felt like I could take on the world! Wherever I looked, I could be there! My strength was too much for the King to handle! It wore off, and I felt awful afterwards, but every so often, those powers would activate when my family was in danger, and not just the Plantars, but my amazing parents. Even on Earth, with no music box in sight! I can’t wait to show my powers to Son Goku; he’d love it!
  • Many have asked me, “Oh, Anne, girl! Why did you spend 5 months in Amphibia wearing a ratty school uniform, one shoe, and a dirty sock?” Well, in my defense, I was living in a farming village with frogs who have much smaller shoe sizes than me, and that’s if they even wear shoes to begin with! Where was I supposed to find practical clothes? In hindsight, when Bernardo the armorer gave me the opportunity to get a new look, I guess I could have picked out some new boots…
  • Gotta admit, I’m not to fond of Grunkle Stan. Sure, he’s a friendly guy, but he reminds me of another wax museum curator in Amphibia who looks and sounds just like him. This curator, Ponds, tricked me into becoming the star attraction of the museum when I and the Plantars were low on cash, but “star attraction” in this case meant “another display”. The wax museum, as it turned out, didn’t have models, but real creatures frozen in wax! Can you believe that, Jo? How cruel! Stan was rather taken aback when he heard about this, though he showed interest in the concept of alternate-universe counterparts. Stan’s assistant, Soos, was also interested in his counterpart, Frog Soos. (Real original, guys…)
  • This girl named Miaka Yuuki was interested in my adventures in Amphibia. And guess what? We’re both underachieving schoolgirls who learned to be selfless heroines on our adventures in new worlds, and our best friends who were also sent to the same other-world became our enemy! It’s like we were made for each other or something! (Still questioning if I’m sapphic or not.) We enjoy sharing our stories with each other, especially of Yui and Sasha.
  • Oh, it keep getting better! I found another set of Goddesses who used to be friends before a falling-out, and learned to make up! They’re called Adora and Catra, and Adora even has cool anime powers just like me! Well, she transforms like a Magical Girl and I just go Super-Saiyan, but still! We bonded pretty quickly, but I have to admit, I think she forgave Catra a little too easily. But that’s just me.
• Speaking of which, how about I hand you over to Sasha, Jo? Take it away, Sash!
  • Thanks, Anne! Whaddup, I’m Sasha Waybright! Not much of a sophisticated writer, so I’ll keep this brief. So Anne and Marcy woke up and got to go on cool adventures with new friends, and what do I get? Taken prisoner by these fat, ugly toads who feed me crickets, of course! Groooooss! At some point, I wasn’t having it anymore! I told them, hey, if you let me defeat those herons bothering you, then let me out of prison and make me your battle queen! And then I kicked the herons’ butts and they gave me this sick new suit of armor and a sword! We started an attack on Wartwood, but Anne was not having it! I couldn’t believe my best friend was willing to give up our friendship for some gross frogs! Worse still, I tricked Anne into helping me launch a coup in Amphibia, and our friendship was no more. Except, oops! I accidentally saved the world from an evil multi-dimensional tyrant who wanted to destroy our home! For, like, 5 seconds, but still! You’re WELCOME, Anne!
  • After that whole… fiasco… I had nowhere to go besides Wartwood. I read Anne’s notebook. I realized she really did trust me. She believed in me, and how did I repay her? With a knife in her back! I called her my best friend, but I never acted like a friend. I started to cry… I never cry! I knew what I had to do then; I had to lead a resistance against the King. I had to unite the frogs, toads, and newts to save Amphibia and Earth! It wasn’t easy, and I was so worried about pushing Anne away again… but it all worked out! We worked as one and we were victorious! I’ve been working hard to better myself ever since, and I’m doing pretty good as a psychologist!
  • Before I could ascend, the Court of the Gods made sure I relinquished my sword and hidden daggers. You wouldn’t know, but I hid daggers in my shoulder pads, ponytail, and boot... a little too much in my boot, though, to the point where, upon disarming myself, the Court of the Gods’ first question was, “How did you even walk?” Funny! Grimesy asked the same thing!
  • Do NOT remind me of my past control freak tendencies; I am not that person anymore! I became a psychologist in order to teach others not to repeat my mistakes! Especially don’t let Yuuki Terumi and Johann Liebert troll me about it! Things WILL get ugly fast, and you don’t want Anne to unleash her blue anime powers on you!
• Well, so much for keeping it brief. Back to you, Mar-Mar!
  • Thanks, Sash! Anyhoo, what did I do on MY adventure in Amphibia? Weeeeell… fell down a flight of stairs, broke a leg (luckily, the newts have free public healthcare!), defeated a giant crab, became a Night Ranger, made great friends with King Andrias, fought off a creepy cult with my new comrades (Javi, Kettle and Femur, I hope you’re doing well!), became a DM for Creatures and Caverns campaigns, fought off some barbari-ants to save and reunite with Anne and the Plantars, accidentally sank Wartwood (whoops! :P), had a very interesting dinner with the girls and their friends, recharged the stones of the music box, brought it back to Andrias… got betrayed… literally got stabbed in the back… almost died… got possessed and almost assimilated into a Mind Hive called The Core… lost my Anna Banana… had to go to the hospital to recover from all of it… *sniff* So, yeah, pretty fun adventure, Jo!]]
  • How clumsy am I? Oh, Jo, where do I begin??? Back on Earth, I overflowed an ice cream cone, was distracted during a school play, almost hit my face against a locker, only to fall into a garbage can instead, shaved Anne bald while giving her a haircut (“Too short?” I said. Lol.) and walked into a zoo during a snake escape. (Those bites HURT!) To top it all off, I went Beyond the Impossible during the final battle against The Core by tripping in the vacuum of space! How- how does- I can’t even, Jo! Thus, while the other girls are Lesser Goddesses in their depowered states, the Court of the Gods made me a Quasideity for me clumsiness. You know what? Fair.
  • So I heard that my two favorite game franchises of all time, Creatures and Caverns and The Ballad of Zorda, are actually called “Dungeons & Dragons” and “The Legend of Zelda”. And OMG, there are deities from these two games in the Pantheon! I asked for the autograph of DnD’s creators, Gary and Dave, but to no avail ugh! But at least the protagonist of Zelda, Link, is here! And Zelda herself! And… Ganondorf… Well, I sure hope no fights break out between those three in the Pantheon, cuz that would be disastrous! Might be fun to watch, though!
  • In Amphibia, I rode a giant bird named Joe Sparrow as a steed. Sadly, I couldn’t find him in the Hall of Birds (I accept no substitutes!), but I did find a flock of The Birds, who tried to kill me on sight! Ouch! It brought back bad memories of almost getting eaten by a cardinal while wearing a caterpillar fur coat!
• So, that’s us! Gotta find a way to close this out, sooooo… selfie?
  All three girls: SELFIE!

Anne, Sasha, and Marcy, BFFs <3
Marcy Wu, signing off!

Felix (Red vs Blue)

Felix, the God of Fake Friendship (Sunkist McScouty, Pumpkin Patrol, Isaac Gates)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His Hardlight Shield with a knife behind it
• Theme Music: "His Name is Felix, "Soul Clef XI
• Alignment: Neutral Evil, masqueraded as Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Red Oni to Locus, Evil All Along, Jerkass, Will Happily Kill Off All Life on a Planet If It Means Getting Paid, The Sociopath, False Friend, Faux Affably Evil, Hardlight Shield, Never Actually Lies, Dirty Fighter, Psycho for Hire, Master Manipulator, Excessive Pride, Being Surprisingly Rather Skinny Under His Armor
• Domains: Greed, Pride, Deception, Space
• Allies: Locus (formerly), Johan Liebert, Yuuki Terumi, Sundowner, Raul Menendez, Kano, Ridley
• Enemies: Lavernius Tucker, Church, Epsilon, Sarge, Grif, Agent Washington, Agent Carolina Agent Texas, The Meta, The Entire House of Friendship, Team RWBY (Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long), Team JNPR (Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie), Martin Walker, The Other Felix, Monkey D. Luffy, Sakazuki, Jack Sparrow, Whitebeard, Samus Aran
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Enrico Pucci
• Evil Counterpart to: Jaune Arc
• Along with Locus, he arrived in the Pantheon on The Tartarus slave ship, set up the temple for Intergalactic Pirates and left. He soon returned after The Tartarus was destroyed and his supposed demise was witnessed. At this point, he has taken the mantle of Fake Friendship after a compromise with the Court of the Gods.
  • One would be wise not to say this to his face, but he is secretly afraid of Locus because he knew that he was the better soldier. However, he's allying himself with stronger people who think alike to get over his fear.
• Is widely hated in the House of Friendship, even by the evil ones, because while those represent the darker sides of friendship, Felix represents the betrayal of the very ideal.
• Had thought about repeating his act on the Pantheon like how he did on Chorus, but his allies told him that the Gods here are more powerful than their usual hits and that it's been done already. Nonetheless, he still watches the Pantheon closely, for any opportunities.
• Most of the gods have noticed a few similarities between Felix and Jaune Arc, likely due to their voices. There was also the fact that they used similar weapons; Jaune uses the basic sword and shield while Felix prefers hardlight shields and a combat knife. Obviously, both teams JNPR and RWBY where not happy to hear that. Even worse, Felix stated that there's something about Ruby and Pyrrha that makes him want to shoot them both in the face.
• He was once a follower of Vector. He personally doesn't care as much about the kid anymore since the latter wants to redeem himself. He is still part of the cult for Master Chief, even if he finds him too much of a moralist.
• He dreaded the day that Lavernius Tucker would ascend, knowing that he killed him with the same grenade catch he did to him. If he did, he would find a way to kill Tucker with his own hands. Preferably alone. And now Tucker's in the Pantheon. "Whoop-dee-f*cking doo."
  • Seeing Wash and Carolina ascended also displeased Felix, as both prevented him from triggering the Purge in Chorus.
• For how awful a person he was, he refuses to mock a certain someone after his long rest.
  "Jesus Christ, can we not talk about him?"
  • And after discovering that that certain someone was in the Pantheon, he's made sure not to get involved with the guy lest he incur the (further) wrath of Oum's allies.
• He has become close allies with Kano and Terumi, given their douchebaggery and usage of knives.
• Luffy, Whitebeard, and Jack Sparrow all outright despise him and Locus, seeing them as giving pirates a bad name. Sakazuki, on the other hand, views them as the reason for why all pirates should be destroyed in order to preserve his Absolute Justice. Felix only had this to say to Sakazuki, which pissed the Marine off to no end:
  "Absolute Justice? You're kidding, right? Let me tell you about justice, guy. Justice is, by definition, a behavior, treatment, and ideal. But you seem to see it as some sorta way of life. And with that Absolute Justice, you sure have killed a lot of people. Not as much as I did of course, but for a man of the law, you really do get away with a lot of shit. All for the sake of your Absolute Justice. I kinda wonder, which one of us is more hated? The badass space pirate, or the crazy-in-the-head Marine?"
• Also present under Selfishness in the House of Personality.

Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami

Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami, Dual Gods of Unwanted Teamwork (Kyo: Scion of the Flame, The Cleansing Exorcising Flame | Iori: Unbridled Instinct, Miss X, Flame of the End, The Emancipa of Killer Instinct; as Wild Iori: Orochi Iori, Tsuki no Yoru Orochi no Chi ni Kurufu Iori/Insane Iori with Blood of Orochi Under the Night of the Moon)

Kyo Kusanagi

Iori Yagami

• Lesser Gods (Iori becomes Intermediate under the influence

of the Riot of Blood)

• Symbols: The Kusanagi Sun crossed with the Yagami Moon
• Theme Songs: Remix of "ESAKA?" (Kyo); "Arashi no Saxophone 2", Control Crisis when under the control of the Riot of Blood, VS Miss X as Miss X (Iori)
• Alignment: Neutral Good (Kyo); Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Evil when under the Riot of Blood (Iori)
• Portfolio:
  • Both: Flames, Hero-Rival Relationships, Screwing Destinies
  • Kyo: Slacking Off, Martial Arts Headband (formerly), Jerks With Hearts of Gold, Legendary School Outfit, Having the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi Inside His Body, Catch Phrases, Intergenerational Friendship With Goro Daimon, Heroic Lineage
  • Iori: Sociopathy, Laughing Mad, Insanity With Great Power, Not Really Needing His Flames to Kick Butt, Breakout Characters, Succumbing to the Orochi Blood, Nominal Heroes
• Domains: Combat, Rivalries, Fire, Destiny (Defied)
• Heralds:
  • Kyo: Yuki (his girlfriend), Saisyu and Shizuka Kusanagi (his parents), Benimaru Nikaido (his best friend) and Goro Daimon (his teammate)
  • Iori: Mature and Vice (his teammmates)
• Allies: Ragna the Bloodedge, Jin Kisaragi, Demitri Maximoff, Morrigan Aensland, Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion, Kuai Liang/Sub-Zero, Ryu, Ken Masters, John Cena, Randy Orton, Date Masamune, Sanada Yukimura, Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske, Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, Kaito Kumon/Kamen Rider Baron, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha... the list goes on.
  • Kyo: Shingo Yabuki, Athena Asamiya, Daigo Kazama, Jimmy Hopkins
  • Iori: Himura Kenshin
• Rivals: Drizzt Do'Urden and Artemis Entreri, J.D. and Turk
• Enemies: Rugal Bernstein, Leopold Goenitz
  • Iori: Light Yagami, Billy Kane
• Belligerent Sexual Tension: With Leona Heidern and Chizuru Kagura (for Iori)
• The two fighters have shared a temple with each other for so long that not even they remember how they ended up with each other as both would have gladly taken different positions. What matters is that Kyo and Iori represent those characters who team up (willingly or forcefully) in order to take on a task neither of them can take on alone. It just so happens that this has happened to them a lot.
• They're constantly fighting each other. Reasons may vary between things. But should they team up, asses will be kicked. Why, ask Orochi for details.
  • Tensions did simmer down a bit with the arrival of Chizuru. It is often her who gets the two to settle their differences against a common enemy, most notable against Orochi. While the trio successfully banished their version of the monster from the Pantheon, there is still the matter of dealing with another in a different world. Kyo has accused her of bias due to... unresolved tension with Iori. Not one to make friends, Iori violently refused such an thing exists.
• There has been plenty of comparisons to go with in the world of fighting games, from Ryu and Ken to Scorpion and Sub-Zero. It's actually one of the few cases where the two agree to work together. Neither fighter wants to be the one responsible of losing against them.
  • The two are more familiar facing the former due to joining in on a few crossover games. Kyo called dibs on Ken while Iori settled for wiping the smirk off Ken's face.
• Outside of that realm, there were plenty of other duos who seek advice from them. The most prominent being Naruto and Sasuke. The two make a great team... if they don't end up fighting each other. But things calmed down as they reached adulthood. Now, they have grown to tolerate each other.
• Both fighters can sympathize with that Drizzt had to do in order to stay in the Pantheon. The drow had to allow his eternal rival Artemis into the Pantheon and share a temple with him. It took a lot of adjustments in order for the new partnership to stay stable. Still, the two groups have been competing for followers into their temples. They even come to blows though it is usually for charity.
• Also competes with the likes of J.D. and Turk though for different reasons. The two doctors are responsible for helping rivals to become good friends instead. As such, Kyo and Iori strive to keep their followers motivated against their rivals.
• At one point, Kyo was very sure to receive the invitation of the Smash Bros tournament, but the frickin' invitation slipped away from his fists, much to his annoyance. Next, he heard Iori was Laughing Mad for no reason, and eventually found out that the invitation slipped away from him too.
• Exclusive to Kyo
  • Kyo is a notorious individual in the Pantheon Academy, for his record of skipping classes, which is nearly everytime. Yet despite this, he's a pretty chill guy to hang around and is in no way a bully. In fact, he spends as much time beating them down as he does spending time in class.
    • It was a joyous occasion for him when a God of Japanese Delinquents was finally chosen. He was quick to make friends with Daigo Kazama. Despite his darker tendencies, the two can be seen together frequently.
    • Things quickly went sour when a God of bullies was also chosen. Not only was a disappointment that such a title was given in the first place, but also that Biff wasn't much to sneeze at in the fighting department. Still, that meant a lot more bullies for him and
  • Don't insult his girlfriend Yuki, or he will burn you to crisps. The fact that rabid fangirls insult Yuki to death is considered unforgiven.
  • Rugal still holds a grudge for Kyo handing him both his defeats as well as his life. His hatred was even enough to appear in 2002 as vengeance.
  • Kyo had sought to face Recca on multiple occasions. This was both in order to test his abilities as well as to see if he could dethrone the God of Fire of his title. As neither participant is immune to flames, their bouts are an exciting spectacle. So far, Recca has won on all of his occasions, but Kyo has sought to keep getting stronger.
• Exclusive to Iori:
  • It comes to the surprise of everyone that he is actually a pacifist. But once one makes an observation of the character, he never seems to be the one who starts fights. It's usually an idiot trying to poke the bear and get him to fight. It only takes a minute to realize how much of a mistake that was before Iori sends his opponents running away in fear. Kenshin took it up for himself to help Iori keep his emotions in check.
  • Leona is another character who deals with the Orochi mark inside her. With the two in the Pantheon, some of their followers have hoped the two can hook up. Both fighters were quick to shoot that down.
  • If anyone's assuming, while he damn well won't be having any chat time with him anytime sooner or later, Iori is not related to Light Yagami, but will still beat him for stealing his laughter. That, and Iori really looks down on Light for being a coward who isn't worthy of holding the surname Yagami, only killing people with a notebook rather than his bare hands.
  • If there was anyone who is around that has grievance with Iori, that would be Billy Kane. You see after the first King of Fighters tournament, he and the ninja Eiji needed one more partner to qualify. The two ended up picking Iori. After an initial success, the red haired one went berserk, crippling Billy and killing Eiji. Billy has sworn revenge for the betrayl ever since.
  • Iori was once asked what he was trying to gain by posing as a woman and hosting an all female fighter tournament. He has yet to give a reply for that.
• Kyo: "My flames are beckoning you!" Iori: "Then burn out bravely!"

Mikazuki Augus and Orga Itsuka

(Flag Raising Intensifies...)

Mikazuki Augus and Orga Itsuka, Dual Gods of Friends with Questionable Influence (Mikazuki: Mika, The Demon of Tekkadan, The Murder Manlet | Orga: The Leader and Co-Founder of Tekkadan, Boss)

Left: Mikazuki - Right: Orga

• Lesser Gods (Collectively, though Mika alone can hit Intermediate God status aboard his Gundam)
• Symbol: The Tekkadan Emblem
• Leitmotif: "Iron-Blooded Orphans"
  • Theme Music: Raise Your Flag by Man With a Mission
• Alignment: Orga is Neutral Good/Chaotic Good, Mikazuki is whatever Orga needs him to be
• Portfolios:
  • For both: Accidental Anti-Heroes, Childhood Friends who occasionally cause Toxic Friend Influence, Child Soldiers, Heroic Neutral Band of Brothers with Bad Publicity, Ragtag Bunch of Misfits who don't believe in idealism, going down in an epic fashion.
  • For Mika: Ace Pilot, Sociopathic Action Hero, Big Brother Worship towards Orga, Blood Knight who usually goes for the kill from the get-go, Creepy Child Soldier, Pint-Sized Powerhouse who wears a jacket that's too big for him, Emotionless Boy with Hidden Depths, prefers snacking on his Mars Palms/dates most of the time
  • For Orga: Benevolent Boss in a nice, dark suit draped over by his old, green jacket, a single, large hair lock which doubles as a temporary head visor, being a father towards his fellow Tekkadan Members, Faced his own fate by Taking the Bullet for his own men, Becoming the Sacrificial Lion
• Domains: Friendship, Mentalism, War, Space
• Heralds: Tekkadan (but only those who have died, such as Biscuit Griffon, Akihiro Altland, Norba Shino, Aston Altland, and Hush Middy)
• Allies: Naze Turbine, Amida Arca, Guts
  • Mikazuki: Rei Ayanami (somewhat)
• Complicated Relationship: Katyusha (Mikazuki only)
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Every other ascended Gundam pilot, Simon, Kamina
• Enemies: All deities who support slavery and oppression, Sundowner
• Opposes: Artoria Pendragon (Orga only)
• Conflicting Opinion: Big Boss
• Commonality Connection: EMIYA (Orga only)
• A lot of controversy went abound when these two were introduced before the Pantheon for the title, partly due to how tainted their respective characters were, not only on their own but also as two of the core members of Tekkadan. Others are well aware of their pragmatic tendencies, both in combat (moreso Mika) and in interactions with other Deities. Still, after thorough consultation with the rest of the good-aligned ascended Gundam deities in the Pantheon, Cosmos nonetheless green-lighted their ascension; the reason being the questionably toxic relationship between them, which has so far influenced not just each other's decisions in their lives, but also that of the rest of Tekkadan.
• Their ascension came to be days after Tekkadan's last stand on Mars, on separate occasions: Orga, for having secured safe asylum for the rest of the group, and after having been peppered with bullet holes protecting a fellow member; Mika, for successfully defending the escaping Tekkadan remnants alongside Akihiro aboard their respective Gundams, after being showered by Dainsleif rods from orbit, after having overclocked the Ahab Reactors on his Barbatos Lupus Rex, and from holding off an Ace Pilot until he eventually passed away for good from his wounds. There was a brief moment of silence when they met again in the Pantheon, until Mika (who just gotten back his feel from his previously-paralyzed right side of his body) motioned for a fist bump to which Orga responded in kind.
  • And it turns out there were others in Tekkadan who made it in the Pantheon as well, though not all of them for some reason. Specifically, only those who have died, such as Biscuit, Akihiro, Norba, Aston, and Hush have ascended with Orga and Mika as their heralds.
• Orga knew he and Mikazuki couldn't remain neutral for long in the manner of the Pantheonic Wars when they received an invitation from the GUAG. At the very least, even though Cosmos is honest and simple in her intentions, she is not naive, and has no illusions as to how difficult the fight will be. As such, they have decided to commit to providing help to the Alliance, but have requested to be assigned more to missions where they'd be more flexible in handling the situation.
• Since most of the original members of their organization are unavailable and living peacefully since the final battle, Tekkadan has been supplied GUAG liaisons for mobile suit management and maintenance, and other things they lack due to the ones usually assigned to do that still being alive in their world.
• Applies to both:
  • The entire House of Friendship is very wary of these two and how much collateral damage their actions can cause (particularly on property damage courtesy of Mika). The Main House nonetheless has officiated Tekkadan's placement in the Tainted Friendship sub-House, on the agreement that both of them will not have any unnecessary interactions with their housemates outside of important missions. Felix's schmooze with them in an attempt to try and steal Mika's Gundam was enough of an indicator that this decision had merit.
    • The same goes for all the Gundam deities in the GUAG, due to how badly things had gone for them, as well as the measures they would undertake for victory's sake.
  • Oppose all forms of usage of children as soldiers, given the history in their world. Ironically, their success promoted the use of Child Soldiers in their realm, and also ironically, it's through their fall and dissolution that their use has been abolished there. That said, they're not above fighting against enemy Child Soldiers unless specifically stated otherwise in their mission.
  • Tekkadan's mechas use the Ālaya-Vijñāna system, which allows someone with the proper surgery to more directly interface with them. Downside is, implanting the system can only be done to children whose bodies haven't finished growing yet, and it also has a 40% chance of failure, leaving them crippled as a result. As such, sharing the system is outlawed (not that Orga plans to, anyway), and attempts to steal it will be met with lethal force.
  • Due to their unfair circumstances growing up, they never play fair, and any baddies who attempt to get them to will be violently reminded of that fact.
  • Relena reminds them a lot of their own supporter/first client Kudelia, especially her desires for peace and the necessary political know-how to achieve it. That said, as they're not fully trusted by their fellow Gundam deities, Heero is always sure to be close by. And Zechs has his eye on them, too, when possible, being Relena's elder brother, after all.
  • Their encounter with the Mobile Armor Hashmal and its Plumas has brought them to despise the Grand United Alliance of Machines.
  • Guts reminds them of Akihiro, from his history, his personality, and even his appearance. Though Guts' girlfriend was "merely" mentally damaged, and even that was successfully cured.

• Exclusive to Orga:
  • Due to their insularity and obliviousness to the political ramifications of their actions that was ultimately Tekkadan's biggest flaw, Orga has since been given leadership lessons to ensure that these mistakes are not repeated here.
  • Orga noticed from conversations that the history of the old Overwatch actually mirrors that of Gjallarhorn: Both were organizations that rose out of a robot war and after their victory, they became an international peacekeeper organization, but as time went on they both fell to internal corruption. Difference is, Gjallarhorn hadn't been destroyed by its corruption compared to Overwatch. Also, while the secretly scheming member of Overwatch's leadership (Gabriel Reyes a.k.a. Reaper) was the primary source of the organization's corruption, in Gjallarhorn, the treacherous schemer (Mc Gillis Fareed) wanted to tear down and rebuild Gjallarhorn because of its corruption.
  • Rumors spread of Orga's potentially swinging the other way due to his closeness to his brothers and his disinterest in women.
  • While he sympathizes with the situation they had been stuck in, Big Boss doesn't approve of the decisions they made, especially at Orga for caving in when Mikazuki pressures him to doing rash decisions. The fact that their series is sometimes nicknamed Metal Gear Gundam and that Orga gets compared to him doesn't help.
  • Him being compared to Kamina hasn't earned him any favors from the founder of Team Dai-Gurren, or any of that team, for that matter.
  • Some deities have noticed both physical and ideological similarities with both Orga Itsuka and EMIYA. Namely that both of them know that their job isn't the best yet do it because of their ideals, and that their ideals led to tragedy.
  • Opposes Artoria because of a certain incident◊ involving Mordred that caused him to have flashbacks to his death.
    • Speaking of which, a lot found his death to be utterly ridiculous, especially his last words ("Don't you ever stop"), resulting in a lot of jokes being made over this. He isn't proud of it, even if he did encourage his fellow members to live.
• Exclusive to Mikazuki:
  • Mikazuki pilots the Gundam ASW-G-08 Barbatos Lupus Rex, which comes at a price; there're some concerns that Barbatos might be sentient, and if he asks for extra power available for him to utilize, he loses the use of parts of his body once the "deal" was done. The first time around, it was his right arm and eye. The second time, it was his right leg as well. Due to death being a non-issue in the Pantheon, in order to prevent him from over-relying on this power or recklessly throwing his life away in battle, the Barbatos has been "modified" to lock Mika out of requesting for this power except in certain circumstances or when temporarily unlocked by a special code. Knowing the influence they have on each other, even if he's been trying to be better at this, Orga is not given this code; rather, it's entrusted to Amuro Ray, thus restricting this Limit Break to GUAG missions. Additionally, any disabilities incurred as a result of this remain between resurrections, but fade over time. Another "fast" way for him to regain his "lost" limbs is when he dies in battle while borrowing Barbatos' power.
    • Besides some gun-arms and a giant mace, it also comes with a wire blade for attacks from unexpected angles. And on its hands and feet are claws made of rare ultra-hard metal and enlarged, strengthened arms, giving them the power and precision to be effective weapons.
  • Has been pressured to continue his literature lessons in order to become a better person, pilot, and soldier.
  • Is a dread to both sides due to his dirty play, his ruthlessness, and his effectiveness. In fact, he's such a big threat that his foes will resort to using planet-damaging artillery or beyond just to have a chance in stopping him after taking into account his last stand in the mortal realm. And giving a Breaking Speech in order to try and hamper his combat ability won't work; he'll just file it away for later consideration and then get right back to killing the enemy.
  • Mika ignores all the derisive comments and jibes claiming he's nothing but Orga's (albeit extremely effective) attack dog. He chose to outsource all of his moral thinking to the Boss, after all, so mocking him for lacking any sort of ambition or desire beyond doing whatever Orga tells him doesn't mean anything. And let's not forget, he's capable of pressing Orga to tell him to jump whenever he personally feels froggy, so it's not your typical master-slave relationship here.
  • His categorization of the world is only two ways: allies to be protected and enemies to be destroyed. In his mind, if you're in Orga's way, you get out of the way or you die.
  • When he's not out fighting (which is rare), he's often idling at farms, even giving a helping hand when possible or permitted.
  • When off the suit, he can often be seen eating Mars palms, which grow around his and Orga's temple, though the House of Food eventually managed to acquire it for distribution to others so they can try it themselves and so Mika can get his supply from there. He also hates fruits because he doesn't like to bother with peeling them.
  • When it comes to his love life, some folks are baffled that he's been able to get the attention of two girls despite his personality (and general lack of effort to reciprocate), even going as far as to enter a threesome and get at least one of them pregnant.
  • Always shoots twice with any gun he has while on foot, though he hasn't shown the same tendency in his Gundam.
  • Doesn't bother with learning the names of his enemies, and makes nicknames for recurring ones. Given Death Is Cheap, a lot of regular enemies mean he needs to at least learn them enough to be understood by others who wouldn't recognize the nickname he gives them (if he doesn't decide to adopt the nicknames already given).
  • While Rei does somewhat sympathize with him, she's a bit horrified by the fact that he is willing to obey Orga Itsuka's orders, no matter what the cost, and that he doesn't get any signs of becoming more humanly expressive has caused a bit of discourse in their relationship.
  • Mika has been seen frequenting the subhouse of Body Sizes for some odd reason, particularly paying a visit to Katyusha. This had the latter comically throwing a bit of a tantrum because he keeps on calling her Atra (Probably due to looking AND sounding very much alike.)
  "Where do we go now, Orga?"

Demigods

The Impractical Jokers

WARNING: The following profile contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other...

— Opening Disclaimer

The Impractical Jokers, Jesters of Jerky Yet True Friends (Mission: Uncomfortable, The Tenderloins, Q: Brian Michael Quinn Sal: Salvatore Edward Anthony Volcano Joe: Joseph Anthony Gatto Murr: James Stephen Murray, Ol' Murr)

Q, Sal, Joe, Murr. Unpictured: LARRY!

• Demigods together; otherwise, Quasideities.
• Symbol: Their show's logo
• Theme Song: Bantering while laughing
• Alignment: Together they are Chaotic Neutral, but separately Q is Chaotic Good, Joe is Chaotic Neutral, Sal is Lawful Neutral and Murr is True Neutral
• Portfolio: Butt Monkeys, Four-Temperament Ensemble, Manchild, Vitriolic Best Buds, Jerky Yet True Friends, Weirdness Magnet, "LARRY!", Refuge in Audacity, Trolls, Escalating War, Group of large hams
  • Q Alone: Face of a Thug, Kind Hearted Cat Lover, I Can't Dance, Jabba Table Manners, Loophole Abuse, Malaproper, Manchild, One of Us,
  • Sal Alone: Apologizes a Lot, last name being one letter away from Volcano, Corpsing, The Hyena, Neat Freak, Nervous Wreck, afraid of cats
  • Murr Alone: Cunning Linguist, Butt-Monkey, Disproportionate Retribution, In Touch with His Feminine Side, Mr. Fanservice, Omniglot, Only Known by Their Nickname, Perpetual Smiler, The Pollyanna
  • Joe Alone: Weak if his wife is involved, Big Eater, Big Fun, blue eyes that cast a Thousand-Yard Stare, Fearless Fool with Nerves of Steel, "LARRY!", escpaes the most punishments relatively unscatched unless Sumo Wrestlers are involved, Constantly "nosing" people
• Domains: Pranks, Jokers, Comedy, Punishments
• Allies: Larry, (Who else?) Deadpool, Bugs Bunny, Peacock, Sans, Mettaton, Big Time Rush, Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick, the Lol Rangers, Each other.
  • Q Alone: Tom and Jerry (Though mostly Tom), generally any good feline within the house of Felines, Glenn Quagmire, Elmer Fudd, Spider-Man
  • Sal Alone: Zim
  • Murr Alone: Numbuh One
  • Joe Alone: The sub-house of Couples Relationships
• Enemies: Each other. More specifically, quieter deities like Celestia Ludenberg, The Baudelaire Orphans, Lemony Snicket, A good number of deities in the house of Anger
  • Q Alone: Any spider deity
  • Sal Alone: Dib Membrane
  • Murr Alone: More malicious members of the sub-Houses of Lustful Acts and Lustful Behavior
  • Joe Alone: House of Tainted Love
• On good terms with: Yuuki Terumi
• Conflicting Opinions: Squidward Tentacles
• Their ascension was a rather interesting one. Some members of the Main House actually heard of their show and invited them to perform in the Pantheon, sending them a plane to the Pantheon. There, they met up with Mettaton who got them all set up and ready to perform with his own camera crew. After watching a few episodes they made alongside seeing the outlandish punishments they distributed out to the losers of the episode, the Court Of Gods decided to ascend them into the Pantheon permanently, though their temple can send them back to Earth with ease, and vise versa with coming back up. Of course, the announcement of their ascension was herald the only way they know how; having Joe run around the Pantheon screaming out for "Larry!"
• Once performed as a boy band for a joke with their latest new song, "Let's Get Sexy". They have been placed on good terms with the Big Time Rush, especially Murr, who is a big fan of boy bands, a fact the other guys are all too willing to share.
• Due to their penchant for pranking, they have gotten the interest of Sans, sometimes even getting pranked by him with excess toppings on their food, dye in telescopes and even placing hot dogs on their heads without them noticing. They are considering his latter prank for a future challenge. Deadpool and Peacock have equally joined up for pranks with them, either to others or to each other.
  • Surprisingly (or perhaps unsurprisingly, considering who he is), Terumi seems to have no plans for putting them in harm's way, saying that they already put themselves in enough trouble. He views the show as one of his favorite for how the guys constantly suffer at each other's hands, and views it almost religiously, seeing what he can use to torment others. While the guys aren't openly supporting his crusade to bring despair across the Pantheon, they are more than willing to perform a prank or two with him.
• Bugs Bunny sees great potential in the group as a potential candidate for the sacred holder of the crown of Overdeity of Escalating Conflict. While he is still on friendly terms with them, should the crown be opened up for competition once more, he has made it clear that This Means War!.
• "Larry!"
• Q likes to spend his free time around the house of Felines, being the Kindhearted Cat Lover he is. However, he does love joining up with Salem for a prank or two, and loves to deliver snarky humor with Garfield. He is similarly on good terms with Glenn Quagmire, and sometimes even hits the bar with him,
  • Similarly, while he does like Tom from the Tom and Jerry duo more, unlike other cat lovers, he does enjoy watching their antics unfold within the Pantheon.
• Q would like to stay away as far as possible from Muffet and any other Spider deity. The other Jokers are chortling while lamenting that they may of played their spider punishment card too early. However, he is still friends with Spider-Man and his alternative selves.
• Q often gets mocked for his speech patterns sounding incomprehensible at times, and has found a kindred soul in the form of Elmer Fudd.
• As a germaphobe, Sal has found a ally in the form of Zim, who also suffers from similar fears, helping keep the Pantheon clean from germs. He is however wary of Zim's solution to germs being covering himself in some sort of ground beef, but has also learned to tune out Dib's rants about teaming up with a alien into "white noise".
• Murr has started joining up with Numbuh One on trips to the House Of Hair Styles to help regrow the hair he lost as a punishment. Numbuh One, despite not trusting Murr for being an adult, actually does pity him and decided to help him bring an end to baldness once and for all. Murr's situation only got worse once it was revealed that he would be wearing Q's hair as a wig for the rest of a season, only helping Numbah One's resolve to end baldness.
• The house of Lust has started trying to tempt Murr in with promise of more prostate exams. Considering how he suffered a prostate exam from a punishment, he really isn't that receptive of said offers.
• Joe once held the record of being the most audacious joker, doing whatever the other guys told him with little fail. However, once he got married, all jokes about his wife, and especially kissing other women besides his wife stops him dead in his tracks. The Couples Relationships subhouse applauds him for his dedication, while he has grown a sore spot against the deities of the Tainted Love subhouse, especially those who try to encourage cheating on his wife.
• "Larry!"
• After years of yelling out Larry, Joe finally was confronted by a Larry whom is a security guard. After staring at him for some time, he simply said "You're not him," before running off screaming Larry. Upon being told of the TV show they were filming, Larry offered to lend them the museum after hours to film any kind of horror punishments they have in mind. Joe's planning on using this opportunity on Sal and having him touch as much gross stuff there are inside the museum.
• Of course, their antics have come under scrutiny to some quieter deities. Celestia Ludenberg views their show in a critically negative light, though the idea that Q was once a fireman has made it personal for her as well. Lemony Snicket once gave Joe a three minute lecture during his turn about why he's not funny, which Q decided to just place a classic "kick me" sign on him back without him noticing. They do try to be respectful to the Baudelaire orphans given their less than ideal lifestyle, but not that it is going to change their opinions anytime soon.
  • Squidward is also annoyed by their antics, as is the rest of the house of Anger, being reminded of Spongebob and Patrick a lot from their humor. The guys are quick to notice members of said house and often use them as a way to get the other guys to fail their challenges. However, should a certain mood strike and Squidward be energetic enough, he may even join in on the guys' antics, like the time they went around the Pantheon blowing slide whistles.
• "LARRY!"
  Larry Daley: Did someone call me?
  Joe:...WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!?

Penelope Mouse

Penelope Mouse, Goddess of Evil Former Friends (Black Baron, Black Knight)

• Demigoddess
• Symbol: A mouse icon with a bandanna
• Theme Music: Of Mice and Mechs
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio:
  • With the Cooper Gang: Action Girl, Wrench Wench, Smurfette Principle, a famous pilot in a costume, Damsel out of Distress, formerly dating someone of a different species, Token Evil Teammate, Bitch in Sheep's Clothing
  • After Leaving: Dark Action Girl, Evil All Along, It's All About Me, Greed, Pride, Envy, Lust (for Power), Evil Ambition, Black Knight Humongous Mecha, Yandere, The Resenter, The Unfettered, The Sociopath, Four Eyes, Zero Soul, Tin Tyrant, Seeking World Domination, Romantic False Lead, False Soulmate, Hated by All.
• Domains: Mechanics, Envy, Greed, Pride, Lust, Ambition, Treachery
• Followers: Dyson, Isa/Saïx, Kleiver, Akira Nishikiyama
• Allies: Clu, Gleeman Vox, Peter Pettigrew, Mannfred von Carstein, Red Skull, Quintin Beck/Mysterio, Dahlia Hawthorne, Malty S. Melromarc, Griffith, Master Xehanort, Cinder Fall, Maleficent, Jafar, Dawn Bellwether, Akio Ohtori, Junko Enoshima and Monokuma, Kyubey
• Enemies:
  • Cooper Gang: Sly Cooper, Bentley Turtle (ex-boyfriend), Murray Hippo, Panda King, Dimitri Lousteau
  • Other: Carmelita Fox, Sora, Kairi, Riku, Naminé, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark/Iron Man, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Phoenix Wright, Madoka Kaname, Homura Akemi, Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie, Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, Makoto Naegi, Kyoko Kirigiri, Aoi Asahina, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable
• Opposed by: Arendelle (Queen Elsa, Queen Anna, Olaf, Kristoff, Sven), Yuno Gasai
• Evil Counterpart of: Gadget Hackwrench
• Spear Counterpart: Prince Hans Westergard
• Pitied by: The Guru
• Before she became a member of the Cooper Gang, Penelope was a world famous pilot known as the Black Baron, and often held tournaments in Holland, her home. The reason why she took an alias was because she was too young to compete in dogfights, and even after she reached the required age, the Black Baron was already a celebrity, so she continued the ruse until she was defeated by Sly.
  • And even after that, she still continues to pose as the Black Baron when holding dogfight competitions in the pantheon, though this time, as a mascot rather than an alias. These tournaments have fair rules and have no restrictions on who can join. Nobody ever joins it, villain or otherwise.
• Penelope originally had a massive crush on Sly, especially after he saved her from a dragon summoned by General Tsao. However, she soon began to develop feelings towards Bentley while on a mission with him in Bloodbath Bay, and when Captain LeFwee tried to kill him, she fought the pirate herself, and sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.
• Despite Penelope's break-up with Bentley, she holds shards of jealousy towards Bentley's friendship with Radical Ed; she craves his attention, you see. She's also jealous of Shiena being friends with Bentley, for the same reason. In fact, she gets jealous whenever Bentley goes near any female in the pantheon, regardless of their alignment and relation status with him, indicating her to be a Yandere in the makings. In contrast, Bentley is completely over with Penelope, and bears no jealousy of any relationship she might develop.
  • Penelope tried to join the GUAC Yandere Squad for this reason, but was thrown out by Yuno Gasai. The cited reasons include that the Squad is part of the GUAC, while Penelope is part of the GUAE, as well as Penelope having no actual love for Bentley, merely seeing him as a tool to her advancements in supervillainy. Yuno knows that Penelope is actually a sociopath pretending to be a yandere.
• The Pantheon news went to visit her once to confirm why she turned on the Cooper Gang when she seemed plenty amiable during their first adventure together. While Penelope went on a Motive Rant about potential, Greed and ambition, several of the gods, including a few evil ones, rolled their eyes, asking "So you turned on your friends just like that?".
  • The reason why she began to resent Sly has never been properly explained, though one possible reason could be because he forced her to stay with Captain LeFwee while in the Caribbean. This leads to speculations that Penelope only joined the Cooper Gang so she could steal all the treasures in the Cooper Vault, with Bentley's skills as her Plan B in case that fell apart (which it did) after observing him in Bloodbath Bay.
• Phoenix Wright also greatly dislikes Penelope, as Dahlia Hawthorne once did to him what Penelope did to Bentley. He once commented that Penelope should consider herself lucky that she didn't try to poison Bentley, because if she had, Phoenix would do everything in his power to get her kicked out of the pantheon.
• Penelope is noted to have a... history with Prince Hans, given their cruel exploitations of Bentley and Anna, and trying to murder Sly and Elsa out of lust for power. Initial rivalry aside, they definitely share common ground in wanting to rule their own kingdoms through bloodshed and manipulation, and being hated by most of the Pantheon following their downfalls. Bentley and Anna even state that Penelope and Hans are meant for each other. People seem to enjoy embarrassing the two sociopaths by implying — or outright stating — that they're either a couple or would make a great one.
  • However, while Hans was motived by his desire to prove himself to his unloving family, Penelope has remained silent on her own past. Some speculate she's also an unloved offspring who's trying to make a name for herself to get their attention. Others speculate she's an orphan who grew up poor, and used her piloting skills to get herself off the streets before letting fame and fortune get ahold of her morality. The Cooper Gang and Arendelle are convinced she's just plain selfish with no "tragic past" as an excuse, unlike Hans.
• For most people considering betrayal, Penelope is a Shadow Archetype, for that she succumbed to her worst flaws and betrayed everyone who loved and trusted her, leaving her with a nasty reputation and hardly any allies in any faction. She's also the foil of Homura Akemi, given both have betrayed their friends out of selfishness, but while Penelope is a total sociopath who embraces evil, Homura's actions were out of genuine love, and only wants her friends to be happy and safe, even if they hate her for it. Their opposing philosophies and Penelope admiting she'd sell Madoka out to Maleficent if promised money has lead to a major feud between the two girls.
• Even though the rest of the Cooper Gang see her as a disgrace, The Guru pities her, thinking that she was misguided in her attempts to harness Bentley's true potentials. Though she cursed at him for pitying her, Penelope has decided that she shouldn't bother with The Guru.
• According to Riku, Penelope has a strong amount of darkness in her heart that, if left unchecked, can potentially consume her and create a powerful Heartless in a matter similar to how Hans and Mother Gothel became Sköll and the Grim Guardianess, respectively.
• Also present under Traitor Archetypes in the House of Betrayal.

Skull Kid

Skull Kid, God of Forgotten Friends Turned Evil

Click^here  to see Skull Kid corrupted by Majora's Mask

• Demigod
• Symbol: His flute
• Theme Song: Lost Woods/Saria's Song
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Old Friend of Link and the Giants, Possessed by the Mask, Creepy Child, The Imp of the Woods, Lonely Person who wants friends, Immortal Immaturity, Trickster, Pawn to Majora, From Nobody to Nightmare
• Domains: Friend, Evil, Corruption, Music, Loneliness
• Heralds: Talt and Tael
• Allies: Link, Navi, Zelda, Saria, Midna, Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Toothiana, Klefki, Cosmo & Wanda, The Spring Sprite, Carl Clover, Alice Margatroid, Evangeline McDowell, King
• Enemies: Majora's Mask, Ganondorf, Zant, SCP-035, Maleficent, Captain Hook, Denzel Crocker, Head Pixie, Galeem and Dharkon, Relius Clover, The Other Mother
• Opposes: The Fairy Godmother, The Firebird
• The Skull Kid, a strange imp-like creature found deep in the Lost Woods, was a lone creature. In the strange alternate world of Termina, Skull Kid was friends with the Four Giants, guardians of the land, until they lay dormant as part of their duties. The Skull Kid grew sorrowful of them leaving him, pent his frustration to the people of Termina until the Giants intervened and threatened him until he leaves. He found himself in Hyrule where he sang song, learning a song from a boy in green. He soon comes back to Termina where he befriended two fairies, Tatl and Tael, until they ambushed a man holding a strange mask... Majora's Mask.
• Upon arrival, the Skull Kid is happy to see the fairy boy again (at least, one of the incarnation of him, anyways). The same, however, cannot be said of Majora's Mask, who used his loneliness to make him its pawn and caused suffering in Termina. The Skull Kid made a mistake of putting on the malevolent mask, and pledged never to make the same mistake again.
• He is shown to be friendly to fairies due to his friendship with Tatl and Tael as well as calling Link "fairy boy." The Skull Kid wanted more fairy friends to play with him, except for the Fairy Godmother, who is not a good fairy friend.
  • He nearly confuse Navi for one of his fairy friends since they are a ball of light with wings from his eyes.
• He sneers at SCP-035 when he heard that it is a Murderous Mask much like Majora's Mask. As the mask can deteriorate the wearer, the Skull Kid avoids this mask with extreme prejudice.
• He dislikes adults as he can be seen shooting darts and playing pranks on them, preferring the company of children due to his impish nature. He made a special case for Link, and only Link, like a game of "hide-and-seek" for one adult incarnation of Link.
• He often seen playing music in the middle of the House of Nature is it reminded him of the Lost Woods. He likes to play Saria's Song because it was the song that he learned from Link and has continue to play it as a token of his friendship.
• He get along well with Peter Pan, since they are youthful pranksters who doesn't enjoy the company of adults, with Tinker Bell, Tatl and Tael all interacting with one another and sharing their own stories of their homeworlds. All five have been seen menacing Captain Hook, with the pirate captain becoming even more infuriated that there's another fairy kid in the Pantheon.
• Like so many other gods, Skull Kid got caught up in the World of Light event, transformed into a Spirit by Galeem before being captured by Dharkon. He took possession of a Mii Brawler before Link, and several other survivors, defeated him and set his spirit freed once more. Once everything was cleared up, Skull Kid simply stays away from the two beings of light and darkness, not wanting to get entangled in their war once more.
  • He has made appearances in the fourth and fifth Smash tournaments though, turning opponents invisible just to mess them up.
• Skull Kid find the sentient masks, Aku Aku and Uka Uka, to be funny looking but are very suspicious of the two due to bad experience with Majora's Mask. He seems a bit less suspicious of Aku Aku since he's a good mask while Uka Uka is a bad mask. Though both do not enjoy the existence of Majora's Mask.
• Legend tells that children that are lost in the Lost Woods will become Skull Kids. None knows if this is true or if it is just tales to scare children to not venture into the dangerous forests, especially since this Skull Kid is a resident in Termina.
• Some time in the future, the Skull Kid grew interested in puppetmaking and puppetry so that he is never truly alone. He even used them to test Link and fight alongside him. It was this that gravitated him to meeting Carl Clover and Alice Margatroid, while wanting to pull a terrible prank against Relius and the Other Mother.

Quasideities

SCP-1171-1

SCP-1171-1, God of Using Friendship to Prove He Isn't Bigoted ("Humans Go Home", refers to self as Beauremont)

Fan depiction of Beauremont by Sunny Clockwork.

• Quasideity (Object Class: Euclid)
• Symbol: His house, SCP-1171 itself
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Adorkable Starfish Aliens, Being Pretty Affable For A Fantastic Racist, Bioluminescence Is Cool, Deadpan Snarker, Fantastic Slurs, Claims He Isn't Racist Because He Has Human Friends
• Domains: Aliens, Prejudice, Strange Happenings, Quirkiness, Slurs
• Under watch by: The SCP Foundation
• Interested in: The Venom Symbiote
• Allies: Lilo, Stitch and the Experiments, Ood Sigma, The Blorg Community, Madame Vastra, Archie Bunker
• Vitriolic Best Buds with: Zim, Roger the Alien
• On good terms with: The Green Lantern Corps
• On speaking terms with: The Doctor, Ben Tennyson, The Formics
• Enemies: Merged Zamasu, The Imperium of Mankind, The Daleks
• Opposes: Agent K and Agent J, The Grox
• SCP-1171. Object Class: Euclid. A two-story house in Queensland, Australia, this house always has a layer of condensation with unknown moisture as the culprit. In it is SCP-1171-1, a Starfish Alien called Beauremont who communicates by writing in this condensation. He would rather humans go home, but states he's not racist or anything. Some of his best friends are human, after all
• While there are many racist aliens, SCP-1171-1 is your standard kind of racist that's in denial, complains about jobs and is more awkward than hateful. He is by far not genocidal, and doesn't care for the House of Hatred and Rancor stating "YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN!" As such, he considers the Daleks and Zamasu's genocidal behavior deplorable. He doesn't like the Imperium of Mankind for their staunch anti-alien sentiment.
• Pretty harmless, and doesn't seem to have any beef with any human deities so long as most of them try to steal jobs from him or get his permission to enter. One human he's pretty close with is Archie Bunker, due to being bigoted yet ultimately a Jerk with a Heart of Gold who's more ignorant than hateful.
• Considers hating people based off their skin color to be silly. His reason being: "I MEAN, WHY DO THEY EVEN NEED IT IF THEY'RE AS GOOD AS US? I'M JUST YOUR NORMAL GUY, TENDRILS, BIOLUMINESENCE, BROWN CARAPACE, BLUE EYES". The Men in Black are keeping an eye on 1171-1, which annoys him.
• Comes off as pretty awkward around people. He was oddly able to relate to Rolf due to his status as a Funny Foreigner which leads to some confusion, and despite his racism 1171-1 is usually friendly. Though because of that racism, their relationship was awkward and they kept making faux pass towards each other. This led to some chortles between the two.
• Doesn't like the Grox. His reasoning being "LOOK, I AGREE WITH THEM THAT THE CARBON LOVERS AND AIR-SUCKERS ARE TOO GREAT, BUT I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SHOOT AT THEM. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE VIOLENT, THOUGH I THINK WE SHOULD REGULATE GUN CONTROL IN INNER HUMAN CITIES. HOPE IT WOULDN'T BE TOO POLITICAL". Contrasting this he thinks that the Green Lantern Corps are doing good for the universe, though privately has written in his diary that "I DON'T LIKE THAT THEY HAVE SO MANY CARBON-MONKEYS ON THE FORCE, IT STINKS OF FORCED REPRESENTATION AND BEING OVERLY PC".
• One of the humans he got along with was Lilo. Maybe because he related to her awkwardness, maybe because she's good at befriending people and alien lifeforms(see the various experiments), and maybe just because he wants to come off as less racist. He's curious about the different experiments. Beauremont's more genuinely friendly around Ood Sigma, because he feels bad for what the Ood went through about having to be enslaved by humans.
• SCP-1171-1 spends much of his time in the House of Extraterrestrials when he leaves home and isn't going to work. Sometimes he complains that he's losing his job to some primate, most of the time he likes to chat about their experiences. Beauremont soon found himself a friend of the Blorg Community, saying "WE NEED TO SPREAD LOVE, NOT HATE and feeling less awkward around them.
• The Doctor heard about SCP-1171-1 and ended up meeting him. Beauremont proved amicable to the Time Lord, though was otherwise silent on him. He ended up meeting a friend of the Doctor's, Madame Vastra, and the two found each other rather rather agreeable. Both seem to be prejudiced against humans as well, though are good people deep down and try to get along with human beings.
• Sometimes invites Roger the Alien and Zim over, the latter agreeing with many points 1171-1 has about humans. But while they were entertaining, he could only stay with them for a certain amount of time before feeling they were too mean.

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