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The Chick Magnet Quintet

The Chick Magnet Quintet is a Five-Man Band of the biggest Chick Magnets in the Pantheon made to counteract the now dismantled Yandere Quartet. Created by Hyodo Issei and Negi Springfield and led by the formernote , they were originally a simple group, but was later incorporated into the GUAG. They are allied with the Special Lovers Squad due to their shared opposition to the Yandere Quartet and both Setsuna and Rias being part of both the Quintet's Battle Harem and the Squad's Division 2. Oh, and by the way, they qualify as a sitcom Five-Man Band due to their antics. Recent events show that Negi Springfield has become possessed by The Mage of the Beginning and has ended up in the GUAE Re Education Facility as a result, leaving them back to a Four-Man Team and having Ange take over Negi's position. Now their goal is to free Negi from her grasp before she possess him completely.

Issei Hyodo, God of Power Perversion (Sekiryuutei, Chichiryuutei, Oppai Dragon, Ise, Worshipper of Oppai) (aims to become the "Ultimate Pawn" and the "Harem King")

  • Intermediate God, may become a Greater God once he is promoted into an Ultimate-Class Devil (becomes one if uses his Boosted Gear for enough time; becomes Overdeity in certain rare circumstances, like when his older self transforms into his gigantic crimson dragon form)
  • Symbol: His Boosted Gear; alternatively, 8 crimson pawn chess pieces: 7 in a circle and one in the middle.note 
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, verging towards Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: One of his numerous love interests, Asia Argento, is good friends with Cosmos, who invited her to be part of the GUAG. She refused, thinking Issei could do a better job than her. He also joined to look out for one of his best friends here in the Pantheon, Negi Springfield.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Issei strongly cares about Cosmos, although she's not spared from his perverted antics, at least initially. In turn, Cosmos promised Issei that when possible, the rest of the Occult Research Club's ascended members will join him in the GUAG. Such promise has been fulfilled after the Chick Magnet Quartet has been incorporated into the Alliance.
  • Threat level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Not only does he have an Amplifier Artifact which doubles his physical strength without capping out - it obviously can give him the powers of an Overdeity if given enough time, Issei also has many other crazy, perverted on the surface, yet surprisingly effective tricks under his sleeve, such as the ever-infamous Dress Break, Bilingual and, more recently, Penetrate. If someone dares ever hurt his harem, though, or enters Juggernaut Drive/Cardinal Crimson Queen, he immediately jumps up to Extreme. His threat level goes off the scale when he borrows Ophis's powers to enter Diabolos Dragon God mode.
  • Designation: Sanguine
  • Position: The Leader/The Pervert (Lovable Sex Maniac type)

Ange, Avatar of Fallen Princesses (Angelise Ikaruga Misurugi, Former First Princess of the Misurugi Empire, Norma #1203-77, Burn Princess, Idiot Princess, Breakout Sister, The Captain)

  • Demigoddess, by default. Achieves Greater Goddess rank aboard the Villkiss.
  • Symbol: The ring given to her by her late mother. Alternatively, the chrome statue of a winged woman on top of Villkiss's head.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good when in a good mood, Chaotic Neutral when in a bad mood. Used to be Lawful Stupid.
  • Reason for Joining: While still trying to get her friends into the Pantheon, she's still pretty much on top of Embryo's obsession list at the moment. Issei offered to help her deal with the bastard.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos is very sympathetic to her in regards to what her former kingdom did to her.
  • Threat level to Melkor: As she is a demigoddess, she is by default the weakest of the group. However, she possesses an ability that none of her teammates have: the power to cancel magic. Add that with her Villkiss, and it is clear that she is very high on Melkor's threat list. She's also good with guns, explosives, and combat knives.
  • Position: The Lancer (but she refused to be called that.)
  • Designation: Melancholic

Hayate Ayasaki, God of Battle Butlers

  • Intermediate God (he would've been a Greater God if he wasn't a Cosmic Plaything)
  • Symbol: One of Nagi's crudely-drawn mangas
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Orders from his Oujo-sama, more importantly to pay off his debt since Cosmos promised to do so should he join. He also joined to look out for one of his best friends here in the Pantheon: Negi Springfield.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is like a kind mother figure Hayate has been denied for thanks to those foolish parents of his. So, he's also loyal to her, and Cosmos also tries to have her order not clash with his Ojou-sama's.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very High, especially when protecting his Ojou-sama. Aside from being Nigh-Invulnerable he can take down an EVA unit-sized robot. The only thing that stops him from being classified as Extreme is his uber-unluckiness.
  • Position: The Smart Guy/The Butt-Monkey
  • Designation: Choleric

Ichika Orimura, Herald of House Husbands and Unaware Attraction (Ikkun, Orimuu~, Neutron Star Ichika)

  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His white bracer (Byakushiki’s standby mode), with the silhouette of a man wearing an apron behind it.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (though many seem him as merely a “nice” shade of Neutral Stupid)
  • Reason for Joining: His sister Chifuyu wanted him to be friends with the others members of the group, so he joined on her behalf. He doesn't hang around with them often as he's more close to the Robot War Division.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium-High. He's grateful to her for helping his haremettes on trying to ascend him.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Originally low, as he was completely new to the world of IS and couldn't even win a battle due to his inexperience. After he went through Character Development, however, he is now ranked as a high-level threat.
  • Position: The Big Guy/Dumb Muscle
  • Designation: Phlegmatic

The Battle Harem

These are the Quintet's own haremettes and Hero Secret Service. These girls, while not fighting over their loved ones, are more than glad to team up against whoever wronged the main team or themselves.

Asuna Kagurazaka, Goddess of Anti-Magic (Bellatrix Sauciata, The Princess of Dusk, Asuna Vesperina Theotanasia Entheofushia)

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Position: President/Founding Member
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Symbol: The two bells she wears in her hair.
  • Reason for Joining: Where Negi goes, she goes. Whether he likes it or not.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Being the goddess of Anti-Magic, she can neutralize almost all magic attacks of the GUAE members.

Evangeline A.K. McDowell, Goddess of Goth Loli (Eva, Student #26, The Doll Master, The Dark Evangel, The Undying Mage, Apostle of Destruction, Demon king in the form of a child, The advent of evil, Demon lord of darkness, Kitty, Yukihime)

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Position: Honorary Advisor
  • Symbol: The moon
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (she insists she's Chaotic Evil, but nobody buys it)
  • Reason for Joining: Deep down she knows it's the right thing to do; she will VIOLENTLY deny this if asked, stating she's "looking for more dark disciples".
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She repeatedly swears she doesn't like her, but in actuality, her loyalty is quite high.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High, given the fact she's one of her world's most powerful characters.

Miyazaki Nodoka, Goddess of Taking A Level In Badass (Pudica Bibliothecaria, Honya)

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her Diarium Ejus
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reasons for Joining:
    • She wasn't going to sit back and do nothing while Negi-sensei and Yue got involved.
    • Like Negi she assists in an assortment of tasks and is keeper of the library with Yue.
    • She advocates for Yue's entry into the vocation Quietly, the thought of Yue in a frilly little dress has her excited.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She can be sometimes seen reading tomes with Cosmos.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Moderate-High. Her Pactio lets her read people's minds and write them on a book. It should be obvious that she can use this ability to thwart the GUAE's plans.

Konoka Konoe and Setsuna Sakurazaki, Goddesses of Ladies and Knights (Setsuna: Secchan, Gladiara Alata, Demon Slayer. Konoka: Kono-chan, Princess of the Old World, Regina Medicans)

  • Lesser Goddesses (Intermediate with their respective Pactio)
  • Symbol: Two fans next to a sword and a katana surrounded by 16 tanto.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Setsuna); Neutral Good (Konoka)
  • Reason for joining: Both joined the Quartet's Battle Harem to help out Negi Springfield. Of course, everybody can see Konoka and Setsuna's crush on each other. EVERYBODY.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Both quite high.
  • Threat levels to Melkor:
    • Konoka: Moderate; her Pactio lets her heal any wound received in a time lapse of 3 minutes, but cannot heal extreme injuries unlike Asia's Twilight Healing.
    • Setsuna: Very High; Not only is she a Master Swordsman but also has two Pactio. One gives her 16 tanto that can attack the enemy all at once and the other gives her a powerful magical sword.

Kaede Nagase, Patron Deity of Oversized Shurikens (Student No. 20, Mahora's Koga Chuunin, Baka Blue)

  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: An oversized shuriken; alternatively, her Pactio artifact, Tengu-no-Kakuremino.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for joining: Negi's request.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Aside from being Book Dumb, her skills as ninja are remarkable. Plus, her Pactio grants her invisibility and Hammerspace.

Rias Gremory, Goddess of Action Girlfriends (Crimson-Haired Princess of Ruin, Switch Princess, Crimson Bust Princess)

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A crimson king chess piece
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: She's willing to go to great lengths to protect her loved Issei, who joyfully welcomed her in the GUAG with the rest of the Occult Research Club.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos has given her wholehearted approval to her relationship with Issei.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. She can blow stuff up with her Power of Destruction, plus she's a great strategist. Though if somebody ever dares to hurt Issei, she skyrockets up to Very High.

Asia Argento, Goddess of Healing Hands (The Holy Priestess (formerly))

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A crimson bishop chess piece
  • Allignment: Neutral Good or Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Cosmos invited her a second time, after the inclusion of Issei in the GUAG. This time, she accepted, willing to help him in the direst situations.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos holds a Big Sister Instinct towards her, similarly to Issei, so of course she's very loyal.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Middling. Despite being non-combatant, her Sacred Gear, Twilight Healing, can heal any wound on the body short of permanent scars.

Akeno Himejima, Goddess of Finding Pleasure Through Combat (The Ultimate Sadist, Priestess of Thunder, Priestess of Lightning)

  • Intermediate Goddess (becomes Greater Goddess in Fallen Angel Mode)
  • Symbol: A crimson queen chess piece
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: To look out for her loved Issei, and cover his back whenever he's attacked by anyone, most especially her sworn enemy here in the Pantheon, Yuno Gasai. She has also joined to look out for the best friend she found in the Pantheon: Bayonetta.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos often trusts Akeno to interrogate some captured GUAE members, and is secretly trying to make her Issei's own mistress.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High. Her lightning-based attacks were fearsome enough, but after having absorbed a lot of Dragon ki from Issei's body, she can now create Dragons out of her lightnings.

Koneko Toujou, Goddess of Nekomatas (Hellcat, Shirone, Hypnobutt)

  • Intermediate Goddess, borders on Greater Goddess in Shirone Mode
  • Symbol: A crimson rook chess piece
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Like the rest of the Occult Research Club, she is madly in love with Issei.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high, although Cosmos tries to hold Koneko back from beating Issei up when he does the pervert.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Moderate-High. Her Super-Strength can throw people off, given her petite aesthetics.

Irina Shidou, The Self-Proclaimed Goddess of Malicious Misnaming (Self-Proclaimed Angel/Childhood Friend/Raised in Japan)

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: The Ace of Spades
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: She not only wanted to join because of Issei - like the rest of the Occult Research Club, but also to seek the truth about her God's death.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos seems to be happy that a fellow angel is part of the group and supports her relationship with Issei.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Irina's Excalibur Mimic is a shapeshifting weapon. Make of that if you will.

Xenovia Quarta, The Goddess Who Just Wants to Procreate (Power Idiot, Slashing Princess)

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A Crimson knight piece
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Same reason as Irina.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She gets along pretty well with Cosmos. She doesn't hold any protective instinct towards the her unlike with Asia, but she does genuinely care about the her safety.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Xenovia's sword Durandal alone is quite scary and incredibly powerful.

Kuroka, Goddess of Kimono Fanservice

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A pair of black cat ears, with 2 crimson bishop chess pieces
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with strong Chaotic Good leanings
  • Reason for Joining: Did you really think she would leave her younger sister Koneko hanging? She also wants to aid Issei in protecting her - after all, she fell in love with him because of it.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as Koneko is fine, Cosmos has Kuroka's back.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High, as her ability in using Senjutsu and Youjutsu make her a very dangerous opponent. Becomes Very High whenever Koneko is threatened, even more so when Issei teams up with her.

Ophis, Almighty Representation of the Ouroboros (Ouroboros Dragon, Infinite Dragon God, The Strongest Existence, Ultimate Dragon)

  • Greater Goddess (Overdeity pre-Nerf)
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Symbol: A dragon eating its own tail
  • Reason for Joining: So to keep Issei, her "only friend", safe from harm.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low; her loyalty is with Issei. And Cosmos is fine with that.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Off the scale. Even with most of her power gone, there are very few out there with a chance of beating her.

Nagi Sanzen'in, Goddess of Rich Folks who Lack Common Sense (Mask the Money, Hikikomori Queen)

  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: The Stone of Bonds
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: She doesn't want to lose her precious butler Hayate. Even if she sometimes acts a bit like a brat towards him, it's common-fact that she does genuinely care about him and his well-being.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is willing to help Nagi protect Hayate at all costs, and is often seen helping Nagi write her manga.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Moderate. She is normally unarmed and unequipped, but mind you: not only she is head-spinningly rich - so much so she can easily finance the entire GUAG, but has also a highly sophisticated and powerful secret police force hired to protect her as well as the rest of the Sanzen'in Household. God forbid, however, if you ever hurt Hayate, because she'll immediately put you in her shit list: Asura himself found that out the hard way.

Hinagiku Katsura, Goddess of the Top Graded Athletes ("Invincible-Senpai")

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Wooden Masamune and Shirosakura swords crossed over the Hakuou Academy Crest
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To look out for one of her best friends here in the Pantheon, Hayate Ayasaki. Although many know the two want more than just a friendship but fail to admit it.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Quite high. Cosmos tries to make Hinagiku confess her love to Hayate and vice-versa, though she always fails.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Moderate-High. Her incredible skill in Kendo and two magic swords, which she can summon instantly from nowhere, make her an enemy not to be underestimated. While she isn't Nigh-Invulnerable like Hayate, she's an even match for him in attack power and can even slice falling boulders effortlessly. Technically she can fly with one of her swords, but this is somewhat mitigated by her intense fear of heights. Since she has two swords and Hayate is also an expert swordsman, she can also loan one to him when needed to massively spike his combat ability.

Tusk, the Extremely Blunt God (Super Kira, Tusk F. Yamato)

  • Demigod by default; attains borderline Intermediate God status aboard a Para-Mail
  • Symbol: The photo of his parents. Alternatively, his mother's pink Arquebus.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: As Ange's Knight, he goes where ever she goes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos admires his dedication, despite his clumsiness.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Moderate-High. Tusk is skilled in infiltration, espionage, and information gathering. His only limitations are his clumsiness and foot-in-mouth syndrome.
  • Interestingly, Tusk is The One Guy of the Battle Harem while his other teammates are all women. For his bad luck, a few of them even tease him over this fact.

Hilda, Goddess of Abandoned Children (Hildegard Schlievogt)

  • Demigoddess by default. Achieves Intermediate Goddess rank aboard the AW-CBR115 Glaive Hilda Custom, borderline Greater Goddess aboard the EM-CBX004 Teodora (Michael Mode).
  • Symbol: Zola's cybernetic eye (nasty...)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, leaning towards Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: She's not going to let the Idiot Princess get herself killed anytime soon.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as Embryo doesn't try anything, Hilda is more than happy to lend a hand.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Like Ange, she's very skilled with the Para-Mila and can shoot multiple targets out of the sky in a single succession.

Salamandinay, Goddess Who Gets Misnamed By Accident (Sala, Salako, Salasa, Descendant of Progenitor Aura, Princess of the Freyja Family, Lieutenant Guardian)

  • Lesser Goddess be default, moves over to Greater Goddess rank after stepping into her Enryugo
  • Symbol: Her crown, alternatively the dragon statue atop of her Enryugo
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: She's not about to let Embryo get his way and she needs all the help she can muster.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Already having her powerful Enryugo, Sala is skilled and cunning in fighting. Her unique dragon roar can also break most mind control spells.

Houki Shinonono and Lingyin Huang, Dual Goddesses of Childhood Friends Who Desire Much More

  • Lesser Goddesses
  • Symbols:
    • For Houki: A twin-bell ribbon bracelet (Akatsubaki's standby mode) with two crossed IS-sized katana on the background.
    • For Rin: A pink-and-maroon solid bracelet (Shenlong's standby mode) with its Souten Gangetsu blades crossed behind it.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral/Lawful Good (Houki); Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good (Rin)
  • Reason for Joining: They are Ichika's childhood friends, and they want to make him proud of them.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as Ichika is fine, Cosmos can count on the two.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Both High, especially Houki, who is a lucky owner of a 4th-gen IS unit.

Cecilia Alcott, Goddess of Dimwitted Aristocrats

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her blue left earring (Blue Tears' standby mode)
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: She obviously has the hots for Ichika,
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Being the Class Representative of IS Academy's Class 1-C and having one of the stronger IS units in the planet make her a tough foe to handle.

Charles/Charlotte Dunois, Goddess of French Beauties (Charl)

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: An orange diamond with wings on it which serves as her necklace (Rafael Revive Custom II's standby mode)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Just doing what is right. Plus, to hit on Ichika.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She is supporting her love for Ichika, so it's natural that they're good friends.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Her Infinite Stratos might be a heavily modified 2nd-gen, but beware: it has loads and loads of weapons stored in Hammerspace.

Laura Bodewig, Goddess of Wacky Marriage Proposals

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her black and red leg-band (Schwarzer Regen's standby mode). Alternatively, the Schwarzer Hase (Black Hares) emblem.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Ichika is her wife. It has been set in stone and she won't allow any objections. Capiche?
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium-high. All she cares for is that Ichika is A-OK.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High. A German Super-Soldier which uses a Powered Armor that can decimate an entire fleet of Mooks equals Mass "Oh, Crap!".

Chifuyu Orimura, Goddess of Badass Teachers (Brunhilde I)

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her Infinite Stratos, White Knight.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: She's Ichika's older sister, and while she does approve of Issei filling her shoes as Ichika's mentor whenever she's busy at the Academy, she really does not want her younger brother going through hell without any help from her. And of course there's all the Incest Subtext between her and Ichika himself...
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Quite high, as Cosmos, just like Chifuyu, cares greatly for Ichika's well-being.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Extreme. She isn't the world's best IS pilot for nothing; despite her Infinite Stratos being only a dated 1st-gen, she can easily kick copious amounts of ass with it, and her being credited for saving Japan from a Macross Missile Massacre make her possibly the single most threatening member of the Battle Harem besides Ophis.

Honorary Members/The Quintet's Fanclub

This is the Quintet's official fan-club. Originally only stuff of rumors, it was then officially founded by Flonne.

Flonne, Goddess of Love Freaks (Lady Arch Angel)

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A fluorescent pink feather
  • Alignment: Neutral Stupid Good
  • Position: Club President
  • Reason for Honorary Membership: She's the president of the fan-club, duh.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: EXTREMELY HIGH. Cosmos and Flonne are like kindred spirits.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Don't let her love babble fool you, she's a Disgaea protagonist, for crying out loud! While she can't take many hits, her magic spells deal tons of damage, effectively making her a surprisingly lethal foe if not taken care swiftly.

Panty Anarchy, Goddess of Lovable Sex Maniacs

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A gun formed from her panties
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good, with strong Chaotic Neutral leanings
  • Reason for Honorary Membership: Akeno has invited her to the group's fan-club, and she was aroused at the sight of Issei.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium. Although Cosmos kind of looks down on Panty's extreme promiscuity, she is happy that another angel joins her ranks.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Medium-high, thanks to her abilities as a gunslinger and her infallible seductiveness.

Black Orchid, Goddess of Retractable Weapons (B. Orchid)

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A pair of rifles and a Gold Tiger
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Honorary Membership: Issei invited her out of gratitude for helping him defeat Shinnok.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High. Her skills in using her kali sticks is truly incredible, and she's a master at combos.

Luka, God of Accidental Attraction (Ruka, Fake Hero, Lukafer)

  • Intermediate God, can rise up to Greater God when using his Angel powers
  • Symbol: His sword, the Angel Halo, with his mother's ring
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Honorary Membership: Luka vastly admires the Quintet, and is very good friends with Issei. It should come as no surprise that he joined the fan-club without thinking twice.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very High. Luka thinks of Cosmos as a truly good-hearted top goddess which also acts as one, something that he thinks Ilias should have been instead of being like YHVH.
  • Threat level to Melkor: REALLY high, and we're talking about Megaten Protagonist-high. Son of Lucifer? Check. Bonafide Chick Magnet? Check. Owning a powerful blade made of the souls of 666 angels? Check. Having deadly but dangerous-to-use angel powers? Super check!

The Young Lover Quartet

Any relationship, at some point, needs some couples counseling and that's where these guys come in. Unlike the previously mentioned deities, the members of this subdivision do not enter combat. Instead, their purpose is to provide counsel and support to any deity currently undergoing love problems. Since they are non-combatants, their work stations are heavily protected by automated defenses and highly trained guards. Violence is not allowed, for their place is one of protection, safety and healing.

    Kaito Kirishima and Ichika Takatsuki 
Kaito Kirishima and Ichika Takatsuki, Divine Couple of Intimate Healing
Kaito on the left, Ichika on the right.
  • Symbol: Kaito's camera
  • Theme Song: "Vidro Moyo"
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Membership: To help other couples solve their problems
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Kaito and Ichika respect her as much as they respect their own sisters.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low. They are not fighters, and the only Federation technology Ichika has provided to the GUAG is medical in nature.
  • House(s): Healers and Romance

    Ichiro Sato and Ryoko Sato 
Ichiro Sato and Ryoko Sato, Divine Couple of Separations and Later Reconciliations (Ichiro: Koga Maryuin)
  • Demigods
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Symbol: Ichiro's wristwatch and Ryoko's staff surrounded by multiple schooldesks
  • Theme Song: "Bokura no Sekai"
  • Reason for Membership: To help other couples solve their problems.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos has helped them in ways their own parents weren't unable and they want to return the favor.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low. They are not fighters, but Ichiro is willing to fight bullies if it means protecting Ryoko.
  • House(s): Couples Relationships

Possible New Additions

Touma Kamijou, God of Punching Mages, is currently under evaluation by the Quartet as his harem would prove an invaluable magic asset. His Battle Harem consists of:

Tenchi Masaki, God of Unneeded Harems, is currently under evaluation by the Quartet's Fan Club, but the guy isn't sure to decide he should join or not.

Mahiro Yasaka, God of Love from Cosmic Beings and Forks, is currently under evaluation by the RE, but he has tried to decline the offer.

Alternative Title(s): GUAG Chick Magnet Quartet