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The House of Humanoids is home to those that blur the line between man and something else. A different type of man, artificial people, former or altered humans can be found here. As such, it's the Otherness sub-house that most resembles a normal house. Some mortals who visit here are difficult to tell if they are homo sapiens or not.


Merfolk, werewolves and vampires are sometimes found loitering here. Similar to the house of Anthropomorphic Animals, who are animals with human-like features(or humanoids with animal features).

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Greater Gods

    Malekith the Accursed 
Malekith, God of Dark Elves (Malekith the Accursed, The Dark Elf, King of Svartalfheim, Lord of the Wild Hunt, Lord protector of all Dark Elves, Master of the Hounds, Balder, The Butcher of Thors)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Emblem on his chest, with each half being Black and White
  • Theme Song: Origins/Dark Elves War/The Aether
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Lord of The Dark Elves, Worst of his kind, Worse than Loki, Lord of The Wild Hunt, Master of Dark Magic, Manipulative Bastard, Soft-Spoken Sadist, Weak to Iron, Was molded by War and needs it to live, Complete Monster
  • Domains: Dark Elves, Dark Magic, Sadism, Manipulation, War
  • Herald: His loyal Dark Elf followers
  • Followers: All (Evil) Dark Elves
  • Allies: Surtr, Fenrir, Jörmungandr, Fafnir, Eredin Bréacc Glas, Melkor, Smaug, Tzeentch, Khorne, Slaanesh, Morathi, Griffith, Johan Liebert, Yuuki Terumi, Molag Bal, Corypheus, Ganondorf, Esdeath, Mordred, Arthas Menethil
  • Rivals: Malekith, Sauron
  • Enemies:
  • Respects: Darkseid
  • From the realm of Svartalfheim there is an elf feared by all. He is the most vile, conniving, and dangerous Dark Elf to have ever lived across all the Nine (Ten) Realms. He is the King of Svartalfheim, Lord of the Wild Hunt, leader of the Dark Council and mastermind of the War of the Realms. His name is Malekith the Accursed, and he is the Lord and God of the Dark Elves.
  • From the very beginning Malekith's life was filled with nothing but war and strife. He originally had twelve older brothers, as well as twelve uncles and a father, all died from the many wars in Svartalfheim. It got up to the point that when the Forty-Third Troll War came, his mother made the decision to sell him to the undertaker Elves, as a corpse burner, so he wouldn't lose his life to another senseless war. This did little to help the young Malekith, because while he lived he was now constantly surrounded by corpses that he was tasked to burn . And if that wasn’t enough, he was eventually kidnaped and made prisoner by the Trolls that the Dark Elves were at war with. Thankfully for Malekith, a fellow dark elf prisoner was a wizard and was able to escape with Malekith alongside him. After escaping the old dark elf made Malekith his apprentice, teaching him everything he knew. Once Malekith's training was complete, the old wizard revealed that he planned to put an end the still ongoing and escalating war and help change the way of their people, saving them from the continuous wars they suffered through. He hoped that Malekith would understand and help him in goal to bring peace to their kind, as his life was filled with war and strife. Unfortunately, Malekith had other plans. Malekith stabbed his master and promised that for as long as he lives, there would always be war. The Dark Elves will continue to live and thrive through war, just as he has. After learning of his former student’s goal, the old wizard casted a spell towards Malekith's face, so everyone would forever know who he was. Malekith would later go on to kill his mother, feeding to her dogs, become the lord of the Wild Hunt and then the King of the Dark Elves.
  • After the events of the War of the Realms, Malekith was sent to Hel after being devoured by his own Wild Hunt and Bog Tiger. There Hela and her new wife Karnilla had crucified him and sewed open his eyes so that he may forever suffer a Fate Worse than Death. He is to forever watch his younger still innocent child self live a happy life, playing with the very hounds and Bog Tiger that devoured him (now as puppies and a cub). For the rest of eternity, he is to see a life he never had, a life he could never have, a life so alien and unknown to him, that he can no longer recognize who he is. Malekith would have forever stayed that way had not been for Eredin Bréacc Glas.
  • When Eredin Bréacc Glas first learned of Malekith, he was so impressed with his work that he made him his High Priest, but after the events of the War of the Realms he knew what had to be done. Eredin made the decision to elevate Malekith from a High Priest to a God of Pantheon. Recognizing how Malekith was exactly how Dark Elves are described and imagined has, the title and position was practically his for the taking. In an effort to bring Malekith back to how he was before, Eredin brought him alongside his Wild Hunts, again and again and again, until not only was Malekith able to recognize himself, but he was able to lead the charge in his own Wild Hunt.
  • In an effort to make his debut in Pantheon more unique and memorial, Malekith decided to enact the Wild Hunt in various locations in Pantheon. Locations ike Equestria, Hyrule, Westeros, and Zanaris, causing massive casualties and death. This instantly made him enemies with all of Equestria, Hyrule, Westeros and the entire House of Fairies. Obviously he's not very upset with that, new enemies also means more recognition and a stronger reputaion. In addition, some new allies from his new enemies. He admits that he wanted to wait till later befor attacking, but he decided to let the realms know who he is, what he does, and what he's capable of. Malekith is back and he plans on staying.
  • Neither Thor, Loki, Odin, Hela or an Asgardian for that matter, were happy with Malekith's ascension. Not only does Malekith knows this, but he's gone out of his way to personally piss off nearly every member of the Aesir present in Pantheon. He sent Thor a replica of his severed arm, so it can burst into flames right in front of him like the last one. He taunting Odin over the death of his brother Cul. He mocked Loki with how even after everything he's gone through he still isn't fully trusted by others. He taunted Freya for how now only one Valkyrie now lived, because he butchered the rest. He casted a powerful spell that robed Baldr of his senses, nearly driving him mad like one before. For Try, Malekith ambushed the Goddess trio nearly killing them. Try swore to make Malekith pay for attacking his daughters. After successfully angering most of Asgard, he decided to travel elsewhere, contact old allies make new enemies and prepare for his new war.
    • The Asgardians aren't the only gods that Malekith has antagonized. A number of Olympians, Hercules especially, were far from happy to see him again. While he hasn't yet personally met the Ghost of Sparta, he did make him an enemy by having his men kindnap his son. Atreus managed to save himself without the help of his father, but Kratos knows full well that this was done for the sole purpose of angering the God of War, and it worked. While satisfied to have the Asgardians and Olympians as his enemies, Malekith was noticeably suprised to hear that the Lord(s) of Camelot have waged war against him, but then he remebered about the time he once tried to take over Avalon. In addition, Arthur convinced the Celtic Gods and heroes have joined in as well, it wasn't expected but he won't complain.
  • If there was one enemy that Malekith wasn't happy to see, it was Tony Stark, Iron Man. Iron is the greatest weakness of Malekith's kind. It doesn't matter how strong their bodies, or spells are, iron will completly bypass anything and everything they have. Tony initually didn't have an armor made entirely of iron, but then he decided he had enough of Malekith's actions and made one just to hunt him down. The event that fallowed has not only lead Malekith to fear Tony, but the entire Dark elf kingdom in as well. What's worse is that Tony has gone out of his way into informing others of elf's weakness to iron. Normally this woudn't be too much of a problem, iron isn't the best of metals and he as allies that don't share his weakness. But now forces that would have been hepless agaisnt him and his army have the means to defend themseves. He even began to show concern when he saw reports of numberous dark elves taken down by the Dovahkiin, Grey Warden and the Inquisitor. That by itself woudn't have been a problem, he kills some of his own men when he's bored, what really concerns him is how they themselves are potentially elves who can use iron, but that they also seemly have an entire armory of iron daggers, swords and axes on their person. So much that they can kill an elf and leave the weapon on them and do it again.
  • It goes without saying, Malekith owes Eredin. Without Eredin's help, Malekith wouldn't be in Pantheon and still be stuck in Hel. Normally Malekith wouldn't be too thrilled about being in someone else's debt, but Eredin did grant him the title of God of Dark Elves and did so out of respect and admiration. It doesn't hurt that the two actually get along with each other. In gratitude, Malekith promised a true alliance between them, meaning he won't backstab him when everything is said and done. They've even discussed about what to do in regard to The White Frost. Malekith would prefer to see if he could use it in a similar fashion to the Cask of Ancient Winters, but he's savvy enough to realize that trying to control something he knows little to nothing about wouldn't end well for him.
  • While Malekith has formed an alliance with Eredin and has complete respect for the Dread Lord of Apokolips, he decided to not join the Harbingers of Repression, and instead join the Grand United Alliance of Evil. The simple reason being is that he just prefers Melkor's ideals over Darkseid's. Fortunatly for the both of them, Eredin's allaince with Darkseid is more out of convenience then true loyalty, so he didn't realy mind. In Malekith's joning with the GUAE, he's made some additional allies. Allies such as the sadistic Yuuki Terumi, the dreaded Molag Bal, the traitorous Arthas Menethil and the infamous Joker.
  • As one of the most vile and vicious elves in all of Pantheon, he's not exactly popular with the other local elves. Both Tyrion and Teclis had always had problems when dealing with dark elves, but Malekith the Accursed is hardly any better than the Malekith that they were familiar with. The fact that he brainwashed the Queen of the Light Elves into marriage so could later imprison her and massacre her people by hurtling their bodies towards earth like meteorites has lead them to believe that he may actually be worse. Speaking of the other Malekith, the two Dark Elf lords are surprisingly civil towards one another. While they have separate goals, motivations, stances on Chaos, and are competitors for the title of true lord of the Dark Elves, there's a surprising level of respect between the two. Of course this won't stop one, or the other from trying to kill each other and take the throne for themselves. One elf who does seem to like Malekith is Morathi, but it seems to be mostly out of lust than anything. She's either lusting out of his cruilty, or brutality, potentially both. Either way, nobody is enjoying the idea of the two joining together.
    • It wasn't just the elves from the world of Warhammer, but also the humans and dwarves felt the same with the accursed elf. Both Sigmar and Thorgrim Grudgebearer have swron to avenge the innocent human and dwarven lives lost thanks to Malekith's actions.
    • Neither Drizzt nor Malekith have anything positive to say to each other. Drizzt thinks he's an absolute madman who exemplifies everything wrong with their kind and more. Malekith thinks he's an embarrassment to their kind and questions just how he got the title of Dark Elves before him. He does admit that he's a pretty good swordsman and that his men could learn a thing or two, but that just makes him feel even more disappointed with Drizzt stance and life choices.
"We ride, my warriors. To the gardens of Alfheim and the mountains of Nidavellir. To the frozen fields of Jotunheim and beyond. Wherever the Dark Elves cower, we ride. Let the great horn be sounded. The Wild Hunt has begun!"

Millennium, Gods of Supernatural Nazis (Letzte Bataillon)
  • Role Call: The Major, The Doctor, The Captain, First Lieutenant Rip van Winkle, First Lieutenant Zorin Blitz, Warrant Officer Schrodinger and Tubalcain Alhambra.
  • Greater Gods (the organization as a whole), Intermediate Gods (individually)
  • Theme Music: Gradus Vita, War
  • Symbol: A swastika and the number 1000 splattered with blood
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Those Wacky Nazis, The Remnant, Stupid Jetpack Hitler, For the Evulz, Monster Mash, Complete Monster (Major, Doctor, and Blitz).
  • Domains: Chaos, Evil, War, Destruction, The Undead.
  • Followers: Vindel Mauser
  • Allies: Red Skull, Ali Al-Saachez, Johan Liebert, Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse, Edward Richtofen, Nyarlathotep (co-leader alongside the Major, they think he's Hitler), Hol Horse (has an Odd Friendship with Rip Van Winkle)
  • Enemies: Raiden, Captain America, Yuji Sakai, Master Chief, Kiritsugu Emiya, Setsuna F. Seiei, Heero Yuy, Bright Noa, Amuro Ray, Hayate Ayasaki, Booker DeWitt, Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske, Hakumen, Ragna the Bloodedge, Alucard, Seras Victoria, Dizzy, Painwheel, Gertrud Barkhorn, Alexander Anderson, Valvatorez, Tracer, Gandalf
  • Disrespects: Mard Geer Tartaros, those who look down upon humanity.
  • The entire Kampfgruppe is confined to their zeppelin, the Deus Ex Machina. However, they have little problem in escaping, especially Schrodinger.
  • Despite having access to massive caches of wealth, they prefer to stick to WWII weaponry. They're classics, after all, though Deathshead suggests giving them new weaponry and equipment he invented.
  • Each of the members has their own pastimes:
    • The Major is often sought by other Chaotic Evil deities, as his famed "I Love War" speech can inspire bloodlust in even the most pacifist of hearts. Is an avid music connoisseur, though he specializes in grandiose war songs. May be a bit of an otaku as well.
      • Nyarlathotep has recently taken command of the Battalion in his disguise as Hitler. The Major is ecstatic his hero's just as bloodthirsty as he is.
    • The Doctor just as often is invited to myriad Mad Scientist symposia, where he has gained some notoriety. Currently seeks to obtain more research specimens. Human-demon fusions, SPARTANs, robotics of all rank and file and EVAs rank high in his list of interest, though he is closely watched so isn't allowed to get his mitts on anything that could serve to improve his technologies. Is rumoured to be as much an otaku as the Major.
      • He also tried to kidnap Dizzy and use her Gear cells to further enhance his vampire army. The end result is that he ends up getting his ass kicked by Sol and Ky.
      • In addition, he tried to kidnap Ryuko Matoi and experiment on her to create Goku Uniforms for the Millennium soldiers and Kamuis for the Werewolves to wear before she and Satsuki kicked him out.
      • However with Wilhelm around, he's managed to obtain parts of the information concerning the aforementioned technologies. So far, they've managed to to get a hold of and reverse-engineer the blueprints of the SPARTAN program and have combined it with the Millennium's vampirification process to create their own iteration dubbed "Ubersoldaten Zwei".
    • The Captain rarely leaves his post as the Major's bodyguard, but is quietly seeking someone strong enough to conclusively kill him. He was quietly delighted at Seras Victoria's ascension.
    • Rip wastes much of her salary in super-sugary merchandise. Other than that, she likes to hang around the House of Weapons, seeking challengers for marksmanship contests. Is often accused of cheating, though the accusers rarely last more than a few seconds before being killed by the same bullet. For some weird reason, she has developed a relationship with Bullseye.
    • Zorin is a renowned Mind Rape technician, much to Johan Liebert's pleasure. Unlike her fellows, she has no funny traits. At all. However, she prefers to remain aboard the Deus Ex Machina these days and is very careful when leaving, as not to endure a repeat of the Hellsing Manor incident, now Seras has ascended.
    • Schrodinger has seized the throne of God of Villain Teleportation in the House of Travel to extend Millennium's hold.
      • The fact that both him and Hayate Ayasaki share the same voice is what bothers the latter so much. Schrodinger gleefully loves that fact and uses it to troll him on a daily basis, ultimately gaining the praise from Yuuki Terumi, who has since made him his new minion to troll Hayate.
    • Alhambra has been banned from all casinos hosted by Marge and Tsunade after he attended one of the largest and proceeded to effortlessly break the bank at every card game. Is currently seeking the title of God of Cards. Yugi Muto has vowed to defeat him, considering him an affront to card games.
  • The Major prefers that nobody brings up the Cold War in his precense, due to it reminding him of suffering through "Blueballs for fourty years!".
  • Despite the intense lack of morals, the Major still maintains his pride and belief in humanity, something shared with his mortal enemy Alucard. As such, he found Mard Geer's embarrassing defeat at the hands of Alucard simply delicious and overall the slaughter of those who believe Humans Are Insects to be hilarious. Even if this mocking ended up with the demon showing up to wreck several zeppelins, all he said was...
    "Ha! Who gives a shit? They're Nazis!"
  • His joy only increased when he learned that Zeref had finally died and in a way that would've confounded Mard Geer: Zeref died thanks to The Power of Love with Mavis. He relished in laughing at the demon that not only did Mard Geer fail in his purpose, but that the humans he looked down were the ones that stopped him and the one Zeref risked everything to stop, Achnologia. Most of all, the One Magic that the demons coveted was The Power of Love, something that demons like Mard Geer would never understand, much less come close to reaching.

Intermediate Gods

Arakune, The God That Was Once a Man (Lotte "Roy "Carmine, Black Squiggly, 'Kune)
  • Intermediate God (Overdeity should he successfully become a Black Beast)
  • Symbol: A Tarantula with human skeleton limbs with his mask somewhere in the middle.
  • Theme Song: Thin RED Line
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (can be manipulated into Chaotic Evil)
  • Portfolio: Blob Monster, Confusion Fu, Nightmare Fuel, Bees!!!note , Gone Mad from the Revelation, The Unintelligible, Formerly Humanoid, Badass Bookworm, Eldritch Abomination, Insane as fuck
  • Domains: Insanity, Abominations, Monsters, Former Humanity
  • Allies: Litchi Faye Ling (Her side only though...), Faust Baldhead, Relius Clover(?), Fritz von Meyer, Arachne, Reptile, Lesale Deathbringer, Reaper
  • Odd Friendship with: Beast (and Belle to some extent), Dracula, Mordekaiser, Merkava
  • Enemies: Taokaka, Nicolas Cage
  • Opposed by: Most of Ms. Litchi's friends and allies, The Investigation Team (Chie especially), Kokonoe Mercury, Homura Akemi, Kyubey, Shinji Ikari, Fluttershy
  • Obsessed with: The House of Knowledge
  • Not exactly well-liked in the Pantheon due to the fact that most people see him as the main reason why Ms. Litchi's life is so hard.
    • Despite that fact, however, most of her friends and allies are willing to help and respect Ms. Litchi's decisions regarding him.
  • When Batman found out that Arakune ascended with his BEES!!! his response was "My God"
  • He is banned from the House of Knowledge after an event where he tried to absorb all the books in the library. Ever since then, the House of Technology has put some devices around the house to keep him out.
    • Also banned from the House of Food because he and his bugs would end up eating all the food and grossing out the guests, and also because he tried to eat Kero along with Tiger when he mistook them for Kaka kittens. Then he tried to eat Ika Musume because she tasted like squid.
  • Homura Akemi dislikes him because she sympathizes with Litchi on what it's like having to join the dark side. However, unlike Homura's current situation, Ms. Litchi's current situation was caused by Roy's selfishness and utter ego.
  • What keeps most gods from seeing Arakune as a true villain is the discovery of one timeline from the BlazBlue world where Arakune discovered his subconscious memories of Litchi may have been the only thing holding the rest of him together. He then tried his best to cure her of an erosion the would have turned her into something like him, and erased her memories of him so that she could live a happy life with her friends instead hurting herself chasing him to the ends of the earth. Some of the other gods might have called this a senseless sacrifice due to the situation running deeper than that, but to most of the other gods, this is proof that there may be a heart somewhere, deep in this blob monster that Was Once a Man.
  • There are some rumors around the Pantheon that Arakune is trying to make contracts with girls so that they could become magical girls. This does not sit well with Kyubey because that is supposed to be Kyubey's job.
  • Shinji Ikari and Nicolas Cage stay away from Arakune as much as possible. On Shinji's side, he keeps his distance because Arakune sounds too similar to him. Nicolas Cage, on the other hand, was subjected with one of Arakune's arsenals (bees), and then reacted as expected: "Ooh no, not the bees! Not the bees! AAAARRGHHH!!"
  • He now holds a sort of grudge against the Investigation team (and most persona users in general) after an incident where they attacked him after they mistook him for a shadow. He survived when Ms.Litchi jumped in and explained the situation to them. They backed off and apologized to Litchi and have agreed to help her when the need arises.
    • Chie, however, is deathly afraid of Arakune and his BEES!!! to the point where she will Galactic Punt him on sight.
  • Upon hearing his ascension, Beast went to try and befriend Arakune as he himself knows what it feels like to to be human once along time ago. There has been some success in him befriending Arakune. Belle too tries here and there to befriend Arakune because Arakune's and Litchi's situation sounds a bit similar to hers. (She still feels somewhat uncomfortable around 'Kune though.)
  • Dracula is surprisingly quite fond of Arakune as he states "He is a perfect representation of man, a miserable pile of secrets."
  • Great friends with Faust Baldhead as they like to spar with each other with Confusion Fu. He is one of Litchi's friends that will help her try to cure him to. Arakune wasn't even aware of this, this deal just happened between the two.
  • Earned the resentment of Fluttershy due to the fact he keeps trying to eat small fuzzy animals. Luckily she (along with Discord) has managed to prevent any more cute and fuzzy animal casualties by his hand by keeping the animals and Arakune away from each other. She does, however, leave some food around him, thinking that he won't try to eat the animals if he is already fed and full.
  • He was ascended by Yuuki Terumi and Relius Clover as a way to get Litchi under their thumb to do the bidding of the GUAE. Then to add insult injury, Terumi, along with Trollkaiger, did his damnedest to make Litchi look like an utterly selfish bitch who would throw her friends to the grinder, and burn down the whole pantheon just to fuck her blob boyfriend, by mainly using her dedication to save Arakune against her. Sadly this was one of their most successful operations because some of the Pantheon actually took what they said at face value (because Litchi wasn't even helping "deny" this rumor by being at their side) and started to horribly scrutinize Ms. Litchi. Some of the other members however easily saw through what Trollkaiger was trying to pull and gave the utmost support they could to Litchi whilst at the same time trying to defend her.
    • Garrus Varkian, in particular, fell for the false information, it didn't help that he was personally struck down by Litchi as her first act of betrayal. He was mad enough that he tried to exact punishment for letting her emotion get the best of her. Thankfully he was talked out of it by Litchi's friends, Yu Narukami and Commander Shepard. Needless to say, Garrus is now dedicated to taking down Trollkaiger.
    • Furthering, even if the subject might not be actions towards Litchi, the Pantheon has been kind of split about the decisions to do with Arakune. Some has delved into Litchi's mind and realized that Lotte Carmine really was a decent man and his sense of selfishness was perpetuated with inferiority complex and Kokonoe not helping things, thus they think he still deserved to be restored like Litchi's plan, as well as making other Gods get more repulsed to Kokonoe because she refused to take responsibility that she could've prevented Lotte's corruption if she was MUCH nicer (in which Kokonoe replied that she has no time to indulge to such silly, unproductive emotions). On the other hand, some camp believes that Arakune should just be killed because Lotte is just long dead, and Litchi was an idiot for trying to pin on someone who's never coming back. Perhaps this was something the Trollkaiger truly planned. Didn't help that Arakune himself secretly was on the former's part, but only on the part to shame on and one-up Kokonoe.
  • However, in recent events Arakune has been seen less and less around the Pantheon with a few people having claimed to see him here and there. Ultimately his current location is unknown. There are rumors spreading around the pantheon that he may secretly be working under Relius Clover. Though Relius himself just said that he has not seen Arakune himself in quite a while, especially after he was betrayed by Ocelot and Wesker. Simply put, he lost contact, and Arakune might be seen as a free wild monster again.
    • Fortunate or unfortunate, it seems that in interim, Arakune has gathered several groups of friends who seem fond in this form... Maybe he won't be so 'alone' in this form for long.
  • This is the best picture of Roy that any of the other gods could find back when he was human
    • The House of Justice also dug up some more info on how Roy became Arakune
  • Some gods have claimed that Arakune and Hakumen have forged a partnership called The Boundary Bros. (◇)人(∵). Hakumen has refused to comment upon this.
    • Hakumen was willing to say that Arakune has the potential to become a sankishin such as him and Rachel.
  • Some People have reported that there is a strange side to Arakune called "Irresistible Arakune" that attempts to hit on most of the girls he sees. However few people have managed to see this mysterious (and funny) side of Arakune.
  • Is aware that he's being stalked by Mordekaiser who finds his multitude of sufferings delicious. Arakune can't eat him, but he doesn't seem to mind Mordekaiser's presence.
  • There seems to be some rumours that Kira Daidouji is trying to capture Arakune in order to do some experiments on him. Where she doesn't say anything that proves that rumour, she isn't really denying it either...
  • Currently, if you can spot him doing that (it's easy for his friends), Arakune tends to express annoyance towards several people who insist on helping saving and restoring him for Litchi's sake. This is because secretly Roy himself does not want to get cured. Annoyed because he just can't find the mood to devour them in response.
    • By the end of it, Arakune managed to make it clear that he'd rather be left alone and Litchi to leave him, because as Roy, he was in a cozy spot to research the Boundary AND the Pantheon. After telling Litchi to move on (she did), Arakune still remained as his blob form, but much more coherent in speech, much to the delight of those who like him in his form.
  • Has an Odd Friendship with Merkava, recognizing something similar to himself in the black, inhuman monster driven by a relentless hunger and pursued by a young, determined woman. This became even greater after Roy became aware through the Boundary like him Merkava also once used to be a human, but unfortunately, Arakune isn't in enough of a rational frame of mind to put this to any use.


George Tarleton, God of Head Creatures (M.O.D.O.K, M.O.D.O.C, Mental Organism Designed Only For Computing, Mental Organism Designed Only For Killing, Mental Organism Designed Only For Conquest, M.O.D.O.K. Supreme, Mental Organism Designed Only For Trolling)

Orion, God of Wood Elves (The King In The Woods, The Hunter, God-King of the Deep Wood, Master of The Wild Hunt, Lord of the Forest, Protector of the Oak, Shield of Athel Loren)
  • Theme Song: The King In The Woods
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Spear of Kurnous
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Blood Knight, The Fair Folk, Fauns and Satyrs, Gaia's Vengeance, God-Kings, Heroic Neutrality, Hidden Elf Villages, Hunting the Most Dangerous Game, Large Leaders, The Lost Woods, Nature Protectors, Noble Savages, Resurrective Immortality, Walking Shirtless Scenes, The Wild Hunt
  • Domains: Forests, Hunting, Seasons, War, Magic, Strategy, Leadership
  • Heralds: The other Wood Elven Lords (Ariel, Drycha, Durthu, Araloth, and the Sisters of Twilight)
  • Allies: Trevenant, Swamp Thing, Viridi, Malfurion Stormrage, Tyrande Whisperwind, Merrill, Oberon, Titania and Puck, Xerneas, Gaea
  • Enemies: Everyone else since he and his people are intense xenophobic isolationists.
  • Respects: Karl Franz
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Thorgrim Grudgebearer, Lor'themar Theron, Arthur Pendragon
  • Rivals: Scarface, Rengar, The Hunter, The Monster Hunters, Hircine
  • Complicated Relationship: Tyrion, Teclis
  • Conflicting Opinions On: David Attenborough, Killian Experience
  • Orion is the immortal demigod-king of Athel Loren and the Wood Elves, and the living avatar of the Elven god Kurnous, the God of the Hunt. Orion’s power comes and goes with the seasons- he is reborn in the spring and is strongest by then and in the summer, but grows weaker in the autumn and dies in winter, only for the cycle to begin anew next spring.
  • After the ascension of the Warhammer World, Athel Loren was naturally present itself. During one spring, Orion was reborn and began to help the other Wood Elves get to the Pantheon. Soon, the entire population had arrived back in Athel Loren to resume life, guided by Orion and the spirits of the forest.
  • Spends most of his time in his own domain of Athel Loren, rarely leaving it. He doesn't take kindly entering his domain without permission and is openly hostile to any outsiders. That said he is a little more welcoming to nature spirits, protectors of nature, or other Wood Elves that are in the Pantheon (or equivalents to Wood Elves), regarding them as allies.
    • There are a few gods that he will work with, albeit reluctantly so. A good deal of them are also heavily protective of nature like he is (such as Viridi, Tyrande, and Malfurion), and he was offered a position in the GUAN by Gaea. However, being an isolationist, he turned it down, but at least told the group that they could help defend Athel Loren from anyone who intends to invade the sacred forest.
    • That being said, he wasn’t pleased to learn that many of the more evil races of the Warhammer World, like the Vampires under the van Carsteins, the Orcs under Grimgor Ironhide, and the Warriors of Chaos under Archaeon and the Chaos Gods, had also ascended, forcing him to ensure they never invade Athel Loren.
    • But perhaps the biggest threat to him are the Beastmen under Khazrak and Gorthor, as the most frequent enemy of the Wood Elves has been the Beastmen. These two have been made aware of the Wood Elves and seek to destroy them as they do all races.
  • The creation of the different Elves was caused by an act by Malekith called "The Sundering", which involved the wicked Dark Elf attempting to assume leadership of the Elves and staring a civil war. Orion’s Wood Elves were those who fled to the Old World and chose to live in Athel Loren. Naturally, Orion was none too pleased to see Malekith in the Pantheon and warned that he would take action if he ever tried to invade Athel Loren.
    • The same applies to Tyrion and Teclis, who currently rule the High Elves in the Pantheon. While Orion noted that they are not as evil as Malekith, they are still unwelcome in Athel Loren, as are all trespassers. Especially because his death in the mortal plane was caused by Tyrion, though it was a reenactment of Kurnous’ death at the hands of the High Elven War God Khaine. Tyrion having been driven to madness by the death of his daughter was no consolation for Orion.
  • Was pleased to see that Karl Franz had ascended to the Pantheon, being that Karl Franz was one of the very few humans the Wood Elves ever liked. Upon encountering Emperor Franz, Orion remarked that if there was ever a human that deserved to rise to the ranks of Godhood, it was him.
  • At some point, David Attenborough suggested visiting Athel Loren to document the lives of the Wood Elves. Naturally, Orion was hostile to this, siting they simply do not want anyone watching over them. This hasn’t stopped some of his film crews from trying, but the Wood Elves usually chase them out of the forest before they can film anything.
  • The Monster Hunters view Orion as a worthy rival when battling monsters, and often assist him during particularly dangerous hunts. They often feel blessed to be hunting with someone like him.
    • In the same vein, whenever Hircine calls for one one of his Hunter’s Games, Orion is often the first to join in, noting that a deity who represents hunting is to be worshipped, regardless of alliance.
  • He despises Mr. Burns due to the fact that he often deliberately destroys nature and has warned the tycoon that he will be quick to harm him and his employees should he try to damage or destroy so much as one tree in Athel Loren. He was equally angered to learn that Burns had, at least once, set up a logging factory to try to further his business ventures, and noted that such things could not be allowed in the forests.
    • In a similar vein, he has made it clear that Hexxus will he fought should he attempt to cause harm to Athel Loren, noting that being the embodiment of pollution will not save him from their powers. Hexxus couldn’t care less, as polluting forests is his nature, even if they’re inhabited.
  • In Killian Experience’s version of Warhammer involving Melvin the Everchosen, the Wood Elves were defeated by accident when two of Melvin’s generals burned down Athel Loren during a smoke break. Orion was none too pleased by Killain’s claims about this, siting that the complete destruction of Athel Loren is a grave sin to the Wood Elves.
"You call yourselves hunters? Don't you know you stand before Orion, Master of the Wild Hunt?"

Varsuuvius, God/dess of Effeminate Elves (V)
  • Intermediate God(dess) (formerly Lesser God(dess). Was very briefly an Overdeity, but doesn't like to talk about that.
  • Symbol: A pink triangle with a question mark on it
  • Alignment: Arrogant Neutral
  • Portfolio: Ambiguous Gender, Ambiguously Gay, Anti-Hero, The Atoner, Crippling Overspecialization, Deadpan Snarker, Functional Magic, Glass Cannon, Guile Hero, Inferiority Superiority Complex, Insufferable Genius, It's All My Fault, Jerkass, Protective Parents, Terrifyingly Protective Parents, The Plot Reaper, Pride, Squishy Wizard, Sugar-and-Ice Personality, Unscrupulous Hero
  • Domains: Knowledge, Magic, Explosions, Fire, Isolation (formerly)
  • Followers: Oberon, Aloth
  • Allies: The rest of The Order of the Stick, Merlin
  • Anonymous Benefactor: Sol Badguy
  • Enemies: Xykon, Tarquin, Bahamut Hel
  • Opposes: Miko Miyazaki
  • Pities: Sheldon Cooper
  • Annoyed with: Leeroy Jenkins
  • Uneasy Relationship: Drizzt Do'Urden
  • Varsuuvius largely ascended because everyone else was ascending. Besides, Elan and Haley both agreed shi should. Varsuuvius has been reminded by hir crow not to let this get to hir head again. Varsuuvius for the most part just nods silently. Shi's had enough as is.
  • People are just plain confused about what the hell shi's supposed to be. A man? A woman? Either way, seems to be rather fond of the color pink...
    • With that said, V has no interest in interacting with the subhouse of Gender Appearances, having been repeatedly dogged by every being there trying to figure out which House the elf belongs too. There's much more important matters to go into.
    • Was revealed to be in a relationship... but it only raised even more questions.
  • Initially only joined the Order of the Stick in order to amass great arcane power. That made V less likely to interact with the Order. Haley and to a lesser extent Roy are V's go to members to talk to. Elan proved to be too idiotic and Belkar to reckless for V's tastes. And yet, the wizard has learned to cooperate with the group.
    • As such, V shares their united disgust of Miko's inclusion in the Pantheon. Not one to care about the extremes of alignment, the paladin's extreme interpretation of the law was too much for even V to bare. Is only slightly relieved that Miko goes after certain other members more frequently.
    • Finds Leeroy Jenkins to be almost as annoying. Almost because V finds Elan's antics at least slightly more enduring and the fact that the later has shown signs of improvement.
  • While for the most part no one is aware of hir little accident, there are a few who are. Bahamut tends to look at hir disparagingly, in no small part for what shi did and its consequences. Sol Badguy, however, seems to be trying to push hir on the path to redemption. Not that he really needs to, anyhow…
    • Has made amends with the Order over the incident, with the group more or less willing to keep the elf in the group. Belkar stated it made him like V for once. It hasn't helped with the guilt one bit.
  • Has a complicated relationship with most of the parents of the Pantheon... While some were moved by how far V will go to protect hir (ex-)mate and children, the full rammifications and sheer power was also frightening, especially the amount of innocents accidentally killed.)
  • While V has never struggled regarding Family Versus Career, shi has been found meditating with a picture of hir (former) mate quite often with a rather lamentful look. The only reason shi did not try and patch things up was in order to let hir family be safe from any other enemies shi may face as a result of hir travels with the Order of the Stick.
  • While not present, V also took the events leading to Durkon's death, vampirification and being hijacked to become the High Priest of Hel like the others, not happy at all. While its now known how shi fully feels, some have noted that V may be beating hirself for another perecieved failure on hir part; after all, had shi not panicked, shi would've been able to help hir team.) Regardless, Hel has become another enemy for V to take down.
  • When V found out there was a deity for dark elves, V was ready to give that person a verbal beatdown. V has long been stymied by a rival wizard called Zz'dtri. The encounter wasn't quite as expected. The resident god explained that the wizard in question wasn't a part of his clergy, though he did promise to look into things. Varsuuvius remains slow to trust the drow, even with the Z's death. Associating himself with Artemis on occasion didn't help his case.
  • V and Sheldon have known each other for a while now and their relationship has evolved as they both underwent Character Development. Both known for rubbing their intelligence on others' faces, a team-up between the two used to be unbearable. Both have improved, though Sheldon has been lagging behind (he does hold the title of Insufferable Genius after all). Still, the elf continues to occasionally visit the physicist.
  • As a Wizard Classic, V does have to pay lip service to Merlin the wizard. While initially scoffing at giving him much praise, their friendship has improved after V's Break the Haughty moment.

Lesser Gods

    Legolas and Gimli 
Legolas and Gimli, Gods of Tension Between Elves and Dwarves and Body-Count Competitions (Legolas: Greenleaf, Prince of the Woodland Realm | Gimli: Son of Glóin, Lord of the Glittering Caves, Elf Friend, Lockbearer)

    Scanty and Kneesocks 
Scanty and Kneesocks, Goddesses of Horned Humanoids (The Daemon Sisters, High-Class Demon Commanders)

    Wilbur Whateley 
Wilbur Whateley, God of Humanoid Abominations
His human form as depicted in the 1970 movie
His true form as he appears in Russel's Guide
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His journal
  • Theme Song: The Dunwich Horror 1970 OST
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Literal Humanoid Abomination (Potentially With His Grandfather As The "Vessel"), Seeks To Bring His Father To End Life On Earth, Uncanny Valley, Younger Than They Look, Psychopathic Manchild, Cared For His Grandfather, Eyes On His Hips, Hillbilly Horrors, To Create a Playground for Evil
  • Domains: Eldritch Beings, Hybrids, Humanoids, Doomsayers
  • Interested in: The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Hermaeus Mora, Abigail Williams
  • Allies: Yog-Sothoth (his father) and presumably Cthulhu (technically his uncle), The Bakers
  • Rivals: Damien Thorn (more on Wilbur's end)
  • Enemies: Clara Oswald, The Doctor, his father's enemies in general, The SCP Foundation, The House of Canines
  • Evil Counterpart to: Leah (Diablo)
  • Annoyed by: Eric Cartman
  • The town of Dunwich, Massachusetts was thoroughly unremarkable until Wilbur Whateley is born. A strange, goatish-looking man, he displays unnaturally rapid physical and mental development, dogs hate him and he comes off as uncanny. While his mother never states who the father is, Whateley is actually the spawn of Yog-Sothoth itself and on his grandfather's orders seeks to bring the Earth to his father. His true form is monstrous, and seeks to help his even more monstrous brother, the titular Horror, to do so.
  • Could be considered an archetype of The Anti-Christ, something Damien noticed. Damien seeks the victory of evil and desolation of mankind, Wilbur seeks to move the Earth to the realm of his father, so they are of different minds in what their desired apocalypse would be. He wasn't too impressed with the Psychopathic Manchild, however Wilbur shot back at him due to his allegiance;
  • Was conditioned by his grandfather, who some theorize may have been used as Yog-Sothoth's vessel to impregnate his mother, to fulfill his desire to see Yog-Sothoth destroy the world. In some ways he's similar to Leah, being raised by their parental figure for an apocalyptic purpose. The different is that she ultimately had free will while Wilbur is consigned to his mission and to aid his twin. He appears too childish to get her resistance.
  • Though they oppose his actions, a number of Anti-Anti Christs like Hellboy have sympathy for him as he is ultimately a pawn in his grandfather's goals, instead of being willingly malicious like Damien Thorn. Rosemary Woodhouse pities what his mother must've went through, given her own ordeal.
  • Wilbur Whateley was overjoyed to learn of his father's presence in the pantheon, however it is unknown what the Outer Gods' thoughts are on his plan. Well, more of Old Man Whateley's plan to be honest. Some wonder why and how a being transcending space-time would mate with humans. Some believe he did so as the Great Intelligence through the Dr Simeon avatar. Whateley hates Clara for foiling the Great Intelligence's attempt to turn the Doctor's victories into defeats.
  • Trying to find acknowledgement for his role, Wilbur Whateley located his nephew Cthulhunote . For the time Cthulhu accepts his plans, as they align with Yog-Sothoth. Wilbur was disheartened to learn that Eric Cartman managed to make him work for him by being cute, as he finds the Jerkass to be really annoying.
  • He was ever interested in Abigail Williams due to her connection with Yog-Sothoth, or Sut-Typhon as the Master of Chaldea has called him. She is the Vessel of his father, although it's not exactly something she desires. The SCP Foundation wants to cut their interactions to a minimum for obvious reasons, lest he might suggest she fully embrace his father's will.
  • Before meeting his father in person, Wilbur Whateley mistook Hermaeus Mora for Yog-Sothoth. The Daedric Prince gets the confusion and they share similar traits like existing outside of linear time and possessing vast amounts of knowledge often sought out by mortals and cultists. He remains intrigued by Mora. Wilbur is also intrigued by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, thinking he is some sort of pasta-based Outer God.
  • Dunwich is a rundown, degenerate hamlet in the middle of nowhere. And the Whateley's exemplify this. For this reason Wilbur Whateley gets along well with the Bakers. Joe Baker was very worried about his family because of this, though given Wilbur is ultimately a pawn in his grandfather's posthumous goals he does feel sorry for him. He fears that Lucas might exploit him into becoming something worse, not helped by Wilbur being 15 years old despite looking in his 30s.
  • Really doesn't like dogs, and wasn't happy to learn of the House of Canines. Dogs never liked him, but despite how inhuman he is a single guard dog laid the killing blow and Wilbur's rather salty over that. After he died he disintegrated into a sticky white mass, his blood being a green-yellow ichor.

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