Lelouch: MAO! (Hypnotic Eyes) NEVER SPEAK AGAIN!
Near: ...No. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami. And this notebook is the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, you would have been surprised and scared of what had happened, regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again. To speak of extremes, I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal. But you yielded to the power of the notebook and the Shinigami and have confused yourself with a god. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy Serial Killer. That's all you are. Nothing more... and nothing less.
[is quickly punched in the face and kicked a good distance by Vegito]
Vegito: Sorry to be rude, but you left yourself completely open. Now come on and give me your best shot; I'm tired of listening to you preach. If you want me bowed at your feet, you'll have to do it by force.
Future Trunks: I don't give a damn about you! OR YOUR SO-CALLED JUSTICE!! [slices Merged Zamasu vertically in half from the crotch up]
Captain Falcon: Falcon PUNCH!! (punches Black Shadow in the face, bringing both of them to the reactor explosion)
Major Alex Armstrong: And I take it that Führer Bradley is also aware of these plans?
Brigader General Edison: He was created to lead this country for that purpose.
[The Central Soldiers present in the room all mutter amongst themselves upon hearing this information]
Edison: Why shouldn't we do it? We're creating a world without war!
Izumi: And you just have to murder the world first?
Edison: What would die would be reborn, what you alchemists refer to as reconstruction. We wouldn't be murdering the population like you said, they would be given eternal life while dwelling inside us! Don't you see we would bring together the world as one? All is one, and one is all! As the few chosen ones of Amestris, we would bring unity to the entire country—
[A disgusted Izumi slaps Edison in the face with her sandal]
Izumi: [To the central soldiers] So there you have it. You still on their side? The only thing these guys care about is themselves. Will you help them?
Edison: Now wait, listen men. You need to follow orders... that's the only way I can put in a good word for you—
[Izumi slaps Edison with her sandal again]
Ryoma Nagare: Don't talk shit that I can't understand!
Gintoki: Clean out your ears and listen up! I've never once fought for the sake of this cheap country. I couldn't care less if the country or the samurai fell. I have always... Then and now... ! What I protect... has never changed! (sends Bansai crashing into the ground)
Koichi: (says nothing)
Yukako: I'd advise against saying no...if you wanna keep living. I'm completely prepared to tear down this house and bury you in the wreckage. And if you die, you'll be mine for all eternity. You'll remain in my heart as a personal memory of love everlasting!
Koichi: (still says nothing)
Yukako: DARN YOU, ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
Koichi: I have, but you refuse to listen...which is how I got wrapped up in this whole mess. So now, for the umpteenth time, I don't! Don't make me say it again!
Yukako: YOU'RE DEAD, KOICHI!!!
(Yukako grabs Koichi with her hair in a fit of rage, only to see Koichi booby-trapped his jacket with a KABOOM kanji)
Koichi: Weren't you listening to what I said? Now that I have this new power, you can't hold me hostage anymore! You're touching the writing that's gonna blow you away. Not bad for a pants-wetting little shrimp, huh?!
(Yukako gets blasted out the window)
Yoshimori: Shut up! We want to be arrogant, what about it!
Satsuki: If what I've done today makes me a villain, I'll embrace it gladly. I'll use any means necessary to bring down a monster like you!
Mikazuki: Look who's talking!
Graze Ein: Lieutenant Crank. Specialist Major Bauduin. My righteousness... [is stabbed through the chest by Mikazuki]
Mikazuku: Shut up. I can't hear Orga's voice.
Ronan Marcenas: Spare me your bluffs. You have a family, too. Are you sure you want to drag your children into this?
Bright Noa: I only want to be a father whose children aren't ashamed of him.
Banagher Links: Even so!
Roji: That's a lie! It wasn't meaningless! I won't believe it! I won't! Enchu was hurt! He couldn't bear his grief! (dispels Julio's curse)
Saitama: Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
Vaccine Man: You're kidding. What kind of half-assed backstory is that!? Mine's far superior! I was formed from the pollution man wrought upon the Earth-- I am VACCINE MAN! The Earth is a single living organism. You filthy humans are nothing but a disease-causing bacteria, eating away at her precious life force! In order to wipe out humanity and the evil civilization built on her surface, the Earth, in her infinite wisdom, has given birth... TO ME! You say you do this for fun!? FOR FUN!? How dare you confront Mother Earth's apostle for such a MINDLESS REASON! YET WHAT COULD BE EXPECTED FROM "A HERO--!?"
Saitama: (punches Vaccine Man into oblivion without so much as blinking)
The Culprit: You're kids! What the hell do you know?!
Yukiko: No! You're the child! You hate your miserable life, but you don't want to die? You're not a grown man taking control of things, you're a child throwing a tantrum!
The Culprit: SHUT UP!
Yosuke: I'm gonna put this bluntly: there's nothing special about you at all. The only thing you are is a lame-ass thug.
The Culprit: Shut up. Shut the hell up! I'll kill you. I'll kill you! I'll kill you just like I did everyone else!!
Yu: That's not the way it's gonna happen.
The Culprit: SHUT UP!!
Yu: You will pay for your crimes.
The Culprit: You're a stain on the Earth, you little brat! Shut up and die already! You can't deny everything I've said! Stop denying the truth and JUST DIE!
Yu: We've accepted the truth. To get here, we've come face to face with things we never wanted to see.
The Culprit: C-c-cut the tough guy act! You pampered high school brats don't know shit about suffering! You can't begin to know what I've been through!
Yu: You think you're the only one who's had it rough? That's naive.
The Culprit: No more playing around. Its time to die...cause there's no way in hell I'm losing to you!
Yu: You need to face reality!
Maka: I DON'T CAAAAARE!
Asura: Waah! Stay away! (Gets punched so hard, he disintegrates)
Vash: I know that.
Knives: You're a superior being!
Vash: I disagree.
(Mirio attacks anyway)
Mirio: Focus on your opponent, and predict their next action...! Nothing...! Nothing I've done up to now will ever be useless! I will always be Lemillion!
All Might: Shut up. That's how you always toy with others! You destroy them! You rob them! You use them and dominate them! All the while sneering down from your wanton perch at those who live their day to day lives! I WILL NEVER, EVER ALLOW SUCH EVIL! [PUNCH]
Kirito: No, I don't think so. You stole everything in this world. Everything! Including its people! You're nothing but a king of thieves, sitting alone on your stolen throne!
Simon: No, that's YOUR limitation! You sit here, closed off, locking away other lifeforms like you're some kind of king?! That's nobody's limitation but your own!
Issei: Shut your mouth...
Diodora: I do rather enjoy the idea of stealing her away from you. Our own custom version of prima nocta!
Issei: Shut up!
Diodora: The mere thought of taking Asia as she calls out your name is absolutely delicious!
Issei: I SAID SHUT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!
Kaiba: But I thought you hated violence.
Alister: I do.
Kaiba: That's a lie! It seems to me that you and your army of rejects plan to destroy every person who doesn't share the same lame ideas you do.
Lag: Humans are foolish? Isn't someone who hurts their own sister foolish? Isn't the Maka foolish? Is there a living creature that isn't foolish? If you hurt Niche any more, even if you are her sister, I won't let you get away with it!
Hellboy: Oh, shut up! When I do you, you'll be done!
Giurescu: Insolent beast! Troglodyte!
Hellboy: Big talk for a guy with no pants.
Batman: Because I've heard it before... and it wasn't funny the first time.
Lex Luthor: Your silence speaks volumes. You understand my words but you refuse to believe what they mean. Is that because you see something in humanity that in truth isn't there, or that you're blind to what truly is?
Lex Luthor: Say something, goddamnit!
Superman: You're wrong... I can see your soul.
Supergirl: Listen I've been romping through the cosmos since I was 15... And threats like THAT don't even make me work up a sweat!
Supergirl: I'm Supergirl! Defender of Earth! You humiliated me in school. You attacked my friends! You took me from my family! I have all the power you ever dreamed of! My Kryptonian cells are supercharged with the light of a million billion suns! And I'm not going to let you destroy the 3rd dimension!
Superman: I'm not from Krypton. I'm from Kansas.
Spider-Man: Oh, will you shut up! (punches him in the face)
Sonic: No, that's not it Scourge. It's because all it'd take is a bit of selflessness... A little bit of decency... And you'd be just like me.
Scourge: (visibly shaken) I...
Captain America: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND DIE?
Val-El: "And I hope you live— to understand your own folly!"
Optimus Prime: You've got a bad reputation, Sixshot. (punches Sixhshot hard enough to leave cracks in his chestplate) Here's where we separate the truth from the hyperbole.
Rendll: "Let's see what that pathetic excuse for a school taught y—"
Maxima: (throwing a psychic dagger) "Stop talking".
Monster Bird 2: "You should have died on Krypton, Kal-El, as you were meant to. You know that, don't you?"
Giant Worm: "Now, after all these years of running, your destiny has finally caught up with you... Here, Kal-El... Here in the Scarlet Jungle!"
Superman: "Leave me alone! You're all dead!"
Bone Beast 1: "Extinct is the word, Kal-El."
Bone Beast 2: "We're extinct, like all Kryptonians..."
Bone Beast 3: "Come and join us. Take your place in the shade of these broad crimson leaves... FOREVER!"
Superman: "Stay back! All of you! Stay back from me! I don't belong here! I'm not dead... I won't rot here with the rest of you! You can't keep me here! Don't you know who I am?"
Ramona: No, I'm pretty sure you're worse, dude.
Scott: You're definitely worse.
Supergirl: In all your infinite wisdom, did you predict this?!
Supergirl punches her face
Hellboy: Gonna try.
Hecate: Time is coming to ring down the curtain on man. Already, the four horsemen are loose in the world. It is for us to darken the sun, turn the moon to blood, and put out the stars. Then you and I alone, forever in the dark—
Hellboy: Shut up! Not gonna happen... 'cause you're very, very ugly... and... you have a giant snake body!
Supergirl: (blasting their rayguns out of their hands) "Shut up, you contemptible cowards— You think I can't dispose of garbage like you?"
Harry Dresden: It's called free will, jackass.
Kobra: "You waste both of our times. Both of us know the wine of violence. Both of us know that this must end here, with a long and heady draft of it. I will toast your death with it."
Batman: "You talk too much."
Kazama: I will not give up.
Tsukuyomi: Yes. No matter how grim your situation, you always refused to back down. Even in the face of gods, you have hope. This is what made you great. Not your skills, not your blood, not even your destiny. Just sheer, mind-boggling stubbornness.
Mikaboshi: Stubbornness is nothing but lying to oneself. You two will be consumed—
Tsukuyomi: Shut up. I have realized your true nature, Mikaboshi. For all your power, you are static. Is it because you are unwilling, or unable to learn from your mistakes? You cannot ever fully understand the human spirit, because you can never change. So shut up.
Naruko: My friends did. Don't try to lecture me. You're just a deluded megalomaniac.
The Warlord: You don't deserve to live, you worthless piece of shit. What have you done? Who have you saved? Someone else always took the heat, a loved one always died. Nothing you ever do matters. Not because it's fate. Not because of some fluke. Because of you. Because you lived instead of others who deserved it more than you.
Naruko: ...Are you done? There is nothing you already told me I haven't told myself already. I have failed every single person who believed in me. People who deserved to live more than I did died for me. If I could have taken Kurama's place, or Kakashi-sensei's, I would in a heartbeat. But I am here. I... I can't disregard their sacrifice, no matter how I want to. This is why... I will fight you.
The Warlord: Even if it's useless? How courageous!
Naruko: I won't lie down on the ground and throw a tantrum, no matter how hopeless it seems. I guess that's why I didn't end up like you.
Hippolyta: Never. I stand between Mars and all others, no matter what the cost. I stand in the name of Aphrodite.
Mars: She does not rule here. She has no influence here.
Hippolyta: She rules everywhere. Even in the depths of your alien world-dungeon.
Sora: MALEFICENT WAS THE ONE WHO DESTROYED OUR HOME, YOU FUCKING TOOL.
Riku: Only the true keyblade master can open the secret door and change the world.
Sora: WHAT WORLD? THE ONE THAT WAS CONSUMED BY DARKNESS? THE DARKNESS THAT YOU FUCKING SIDED WITH?
Xenilla: No words needed. I'd have a human gesture for you, but I don't have any fingers at the moment.
Tohru: Yet humans defeated you once, and it's a human body you need now.
Rainbow Dash: (blocks blow) "Ill only kneel to two ponies. And youre not one of them!" (throws Zod through a wall)
Morton: You would have to ask why. You worship Rao, not Christ.
Superman: I have a feeling both of Them would be as disgusted with you as I am. Its over.
Supergirl: Ill settle for yours.
Vlad Plamius: Oh, and now we get to hear color commentary from young Jasmine, the smartest 16 year old on the planet, if she does say so herself... as if that's actually an accomplishment. And just what exactly do you know about ANYTHING, little girl?
Jazz: I know I didn't end up turning myself into a global pariah and losing everything I had because I couldn't see past my own nose.
Jack: Ooooooo, good one, Princess! She got you there, VMan!
Harry Dresden: You've... I guess there is a kinda logic to it all. I mean - hell, I've gone up against plenty of nasty things in my time. There's been more than once that I've had to do some pretty questionable stuff for the Greater Good and all that.
(Harry starts laughing)
Harry: I don't know what's more pathetic. The possibility that you really think that you're some kinda hero and that everything you've done has all been for the Greater Good, or the possibility that you're lying off your ass and you actually think I'm dumb enough to fall for a line like that. You wanna know the simple truth, Nicky? If you were ever some kind of wanna-be hero, then you jumped off the slippery slope so long ago your feet don't even remember what it feels like to touch the ground. If you're a liar, you're a crappy one. Either way, I'm not buying the shit you're selling, because the simple truth is that you're an asshole.
Yuji: Like they said, it won't be the same! They can never be replaced!
Snake of the Festival: You dare go up against me? Everything you have, your life, your power to protect, all of it, you owe to me.
Yuji: Ever since I've met you, I brought nothing but suffering. I lost sight of my true goal. You deceived me, and I would have lost everything that truly mattered. But now I remember what is most important to me, I found myself again, and I will fight for peace, but not with your way.
Kasen: "You! [powering up a Megaton Punch] SHOULD GIVE UP!"
Hal Jordan: "Go to hell, Hammond."
Flash: The most powerful pony in the world. You're so great, strong and unbeatable...and full of horseapples! Yeah, like I haven't heard that a million times already. And not just from you. Everypony I've ever faced has spouted the same trash again and again, and yet you'll notice that I'm still here and they're all history. So forgive me if I hit the skip button on this little cutscene.
Shadow: I will admit, it's true that the record of good versus evil is a little one sided, yet you've failed to notice one thing. No matter how much evil you vanquish in this world, it comes back in some other shape or form. Even if you defeat me, I'll simply be replaced by another villain wanting the exact same thing as me. It'll never end. Like Faust said, there can be no good without evil. That means Equestria will always be under threat from something. Yet you chose to keep fighting, knowing you'll never truly win. Why? Why do something so pointless when you can end it with my rule?
Flash: Seriously? That's totally obvious. I fight so others don't have to.
Flash: You're right, I can't rid the world of evil, it's a part of the world. But even if I can't get rid of it, that doesn't mean I can't stop it from ruining the lives of those I care about. Yeah, the world's not perfect, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't stop trying to protect it. Even if the world is filled with darkness, it has just as much light in it. And that light is created by ponies doing what they love, what they believe in, and what makes those they care about happy. So you're right, I can't keep villains like you from attacking. But I can keep you from stopping everypony from doing what they love. And to me, that a pretty special thing to fight for.
Captain America: I see nothing but a disease I'm sworn to eradicate. The disease of Nazism.
Red Skull: Ah. But do you not see, Captain? That is a disease you will never wipe out. Nazism is the Strength of Man. The will to be strong, to conquer, to dominate. The very will that led your pioneers to conquer this country, to subdue its inferior races
Captain America: Shut your mouth, Skull! I'm warning you.
Red Skull: Warning me? Of what? How much of your history do you really know, Captain? If your Red Indians wrote your history books, or the Chinese immigrants, or the schwartzes whom you took as slaves, the ones who are now at your throats, or even the damnable Jews...do you think they would read in the same fashion? Those races are rising up against you now, Captain. And America is too weak to consider the final solution. That is because you have no strength.
Captain America: You've felt this strength before, Skull. You've felt it every time we've met, from the Forties till today. It's the strength of America, Skull. The strength of democracy, of compassion, of the ability to recognize our mistakes and strive to correct them. Our history's there, all right. We've made as many blunders as any other nation. But none of those minorities, those 'inferiors', as you call them, are trying to leave. Every one of them knows of the greatness of America, of its freedom and opportunity. Despite whatever disadvantages they may have here, they're staying, and fighting for their rights. And I stand with them. I've met the ones you spoke of...the Indians, the Asians, the blacks, and yes, the Jews. Every one of them has accepted me as a brother. None of them rejected me for being a white man, a Christian, or an American. All right, maybe it is because I'm called Captain America. But that name means a lot, Skull. It stands for a lot. And it'll always stand for something better than yours. No matter what happens today, it'll always stand.
Superman: If it had mattered to you, Luthor, you could have saved the world years ago.
Lex Luthor: (quietly) ...You're right.
Batman: That you're the same insecure C-lister that you were before you went into the Lazarus Pit.
Francis: You've become like him, Pascal! You think like man, you act like man, and so tell me, what's the fate of lesser animals in your little world?
Claudandus: None at all. They're stupid, they're victims to their fate.
Francis: And what about the good men? Pascal or Claudandus or Felidae or whatever you want to call yourself—
Claudandus: NO! NO! There aren't any good men! They're all bad! They're all the same! Animals are good creatures! But humans...are evil animals!
Francis: I'll fight you with all my might, all my strength! (starts typing on the computer) I'll start by erasing this unholy profile listing your murders! Oh, you've had it!
Claudandus: You can't begin to imagine how deeply I regret this, Francis.
Fritz: (turns the radio off) You're full of shit! All you care about is a reason to hurt, to destroy, to blow up! You don't know what a real revolution is! None of you sons of bitches do!
Anna: The only frozen heart around here is yours. (WHAM!)
Phoebus: Consider it my highest honor, sir.
Quasimodo: No, you listen! All my life, you have told me the world is a dark, cruel place! But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you!
Winston: No! This is! (jumps off the jet)
Megamind: I made you a hero! You did the fool thing all by yourself!
The Witch: No, I'm not!
Norman: You're a bully!
The Witch: No, I'm NOT!
Spider-Man: (gets back up) Ill always have my family. You ever hear of the shoulder touch?
(Spider-Man places his arm on Kingpin's shoulder)
(Spider-Man unleashes a massive Venom Strike, incapacitating the Kingpin once and for all)
Woody: Wait. What about Daisy?
Lotso: I don't know what you're talking about.
Woody: Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Lotso: Yeah, then she threw us out.
Woody: No, she lost you.
Lotso: She replaced us!
Woody: She replaced you. And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lying ever since! (reveals Big Baby's locket)
Lotso: Where did you get that?!
Woody: She loved you, Lotso.
Lotso: SHE NEVER LOVED ME!
Woody: As much as any kid ever loved a toy. (tosses the locket to Big Baby)
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: ...madness? (glances back at Gorgo, who nods once) This! Is! SPARTA! (kicks messenger down a well)
Old Man: [stands] Not to men like you.
Loki: There are no men like me.
Old Man: There are always men like you.
(The Hulk... interrupts, resulting in Loki ending up defeated and dumbfounded on ground in short order)
The Incredible Hulk: Puny god.
Falcon: Man, shut the hell up.
Peter Quill: What's so wrong with that?
Tony Stark: I'm sorry, Earth is closed today! You need to pack it up and get outta here.
Ebony Maw: Stonekeeper. Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Doctor Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. [pulls out magic shields] You're trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark: [to Maw, nonchalantly] He means "Get lost, Squidward!"
Tony Stark: (forms his own gauntlet with the stolen Infinity Stones) And I... am... Iron Man. (snaps his fingers, destroying Thanos and his entire army in one fell swoop at the cost of his own life)
(Robin considers this, before reaching his arm out to Two-Face)
Robin: I'd rather see you in jail.
Joker: (sighs) Can't rely on anyone these days, you've gotta do everything yourself, DON'T WE? ...it's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, y'know how I got these scars?
Batman: No. But I know how you got these. (shoots the Joker in the face with his gauntlets, throws him off the building)
Aquaman: You killed innocent people! You ask the sea for mercy!
Koba: Caesar brother to humans! Koba fight for ape! Free ape!
Caesar: Kill ape. Koba fight for Koba. Koba belong in cage!
(Beth decks Mitch to the ground)
Beth: I want a divorce.
Elaine: Not for ME!
Sgt Nicholas Angel: Well, I'm happy to disappoint you, sir.
Mike Hanlon: Not to us, you're not.
Mike Hanlon: You're just a clown.
Sméagol: No. Not Master.
Gollum: Yes, precious. False! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!
Sméagol: Master's my friend.
Gollum: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you!
Sméagol: [Covers his ears] Not listening. I'm not listening.
Gollum: You're a liar and a thief.
Sméagol: [Starts to weep and whimper] Go away.
Gollum: Go away?! [Cackles]
Sméagol: I hate you. I hate you!
Gollum: Where would you be without me?! Gollum, Gollum! I saved us! It was me! We survived because of ME!
Sméagol: Not... anymore...
Gollum: ...What did you say?
Sméagol: Master looks after us now. We don't... need you.
Sméagol: Leave now and never come back.
Sméagol: Leave now and never come back!
Sméagol: LEAVE! NOW! AND! NEVER! COME! BACK!
[Sméagol pants and then looks around.]
Sméagol: We... we told him to go away! And away he goes, precious! Gone, gone, gone! Sméagol is free!
Murray Franklin: Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline.
Joker: There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
Murray Franklin: Okay, I— I think I might understand it. You... did this to start a movement? To become a-a symbol?
Joker: Come on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.
Murray Franklin: Okay. So that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense for killing three young men?
Joker: No. They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
[The crowd boos and jeers]
Joker: Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys?! If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don't notice me! But these guys -- what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?!
Murray Franklin: You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too?
Joker: Yes, I do. Have you seen what it's like out there, Mur-raaay? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!
Murray Franklin: You finished? I mean, there's so much self-pity, Arthur. You sound like you're making excuses for killing those three young men. Y'know, not everybody — and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.
Joker: ...You're awful, Murray.
Murray Franklin: Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah, how am I awful?
Joker: Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of 'em!
Murray Franklin: You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did. What it led to. There are riots out there. Two policemen are in critical condition [Joker begins to laugh] And you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was KILLED today because of what you did.
Neo: My name... Is Neo! (breaks loose of Agent Smith's hold)
Neo: Because I choose to.
Nisha: Your right according to whose law?!
Akela: Best you leave now.
Shere Khan: Careful, Akela. You do not want to challenge me.
Akela: This cub is under the protection of the pack. Should you decide to take me, you take on the pack. All of us. As long as I am leader, this part of the jungle is closed to you.
Mercedes: No. He won't even know your name.
Pedro: (shoots Vidal in the face)
Sydney: You're a psychotic.
Ghostface: Yeah, well. Shh... that'll be our little secret. Cause people love a good trial. It's like theater. They're dyin' for it. And I've worked hard to give the audience what they want. See, that's what [the last Scream Killer] was good at. He knew... It's all about... execution.
Sydney: Yeah? Well, you're forgetting one thing about [him].
Ghostface: What's that?
Sydney: I fucking killed him.
Tom Wachowski: That "little alien" knew more about being human than you ever will! His name was Sonic. This was his home... and he was my friend.
Franz Oberhauser/Ernst Stavro Blofeld: [chuckles] I don't think you quite understand.
Bond: Oh, I think I do. You set cities on fire and watch innocent people burn, so you can convince governments to join an intelligence network you've paid for. Not that complicated. I'm guessing our little friend C, he's one of your disciples?
Oberhauser/Blofeld: You could say that.
Bond: And what does he get out of it?
Oberhauser/Blofeld: Nothing. He's a visionary like me.
Bond: Visionaries? Psychiatric wards are full of them.
Luke Skywalker: I will not fight you.
Vader: Give yourself to The Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes... your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister! Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete! If you will not turn to the Dark Side, then perhaps she will—
Luke: (ignites lightsaber and charges out of hiding) NEVER!!
Luke Skywalker: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi.
Kylo: I'll destroy her, and you, and all of it.
Luke: (de-activating his lightsaber) No. Strike me down in anger, and I'll always be with you. Just like your father.
Raoul Silva: Say my name. Say it! My real name. I know you remember it.
M: Your name is on a memorial wall of the very building you attacked. I will have it struck off. Soon your past will be as nonexistent as your future. I'll never see you again.
Ghostface: No, Sid, that would be you! You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest... friends. Living in total isolation, the pressure of another movie about you, the discovery that Milton destroyed Mommy dearest, you finally just snapped! And who's our hero, huh? The sole survivor. Who's the one who bravely faced down the psychopath and killed her with her own knife?! You're gonna pay for the life you stole from me, Sid. For the mother, and for the family, and for the stardom, and... GODDAMN IT! EVERYTHING YOU HAVE THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE!
Sidney: God, why don't you stop your whining and get on with it?! I've heard this shit before!
Sidney: Do you know why you kill people, Roman? Do you?
Ghostface: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Sidney: BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO! There is no one else to blame!
Ghostface: DAMMIT, FUCKING DAMMIT!
Sidney: Why don't you take some FUCKING responsibility?
Ghostface: FUCK YOU!
Sidney: FUCK YOU!!!
Indiana Jones: [Quiet disgust] I'm sorry you think so.
Buck Russell: She's only six.
Hogarth: That is not a valid excuse! I hear that every day and I dismiss it.
Buck: I don't want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer or a silly heart. I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece or any other kid in this school and I hear about it, I'm coming looking for you. Here. Take this quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. (beat) Good day to you, madam.
George Bailey: I have a taxi waiting downstairs.
Dr. Campbell: I want the Board to know that George gave up his trip to Europe to help straighten things out here these past few months. Good luck to you at school, George.
Board members: Good luck! So long!
Dr. Campbell: Now we come to the real purpose of this meeting to appoint a successor to our dear friend, Peter Bailey.
Henry F. Potter: Mr. Chairman, I'd like to get to my real purpose.
Board member: Wait just a minute now.
Potter: Wait for what? I claim this institution is not necessary to this town. Therefore, Mr. Chairman, I make a motion to dissolve this institution and turn its assets and liabilities over to the receiver.
Uncle Billy: Potter, you dirty, contemptible... I'll wring his neck, so help me, George, you hear what that buzzard...
Attorney: Mr. Chairman, it's too soon after Peter Bailey's death to talk about chloroforming the Building and Loan.
Board member: Peter Bailey died three months ago. I second Mr. Potter's motion.
Dr. Campbell: Very well. In that case, I'll ask the two executive officers to withdraw. But before you go, I'm sure the whole Board wishes to express its deep sorrow at the passing of Peter Bailey.
George: Thank you very much.
Dr. Campbell: It was his faith and devotion that are responsible for this organization.
Potter: I'll go further than that. I'll say that to the public, Peter Bailey was the Building and Loan.
Uncle Billy: Oh, that's fine, Potter, coming from you, considering that you probably drove him to his grave.
Potter: Peter Bailey was not a business man. That's what killed him. Oh, I don't mean any disrespect to him, God rest his soul. He was a man of high ideals, so-called. But ideals without common sense can ruin this town. Now, you take this loan here to Ernie Bishop, you know, that fellow that sits around all day on his brains in his taxi, you know. I happen to know the bank turned down this loan, but he comes here and we're building him a house worth five thousand dollars. Why?
George: Well, I handled that, Mr. Potter. You have all the papers there. His salary, insurance. I can personally vouch for his character.
Potter: A friend of yours.
George: Yes, sir.
Potter: You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money. What does that get us? A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas. Now, I say-
George: Just a minute. Just a... Just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no business man. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was... Why, in the 25 years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter. And what's wrong with that? Why here, you are all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? Y-you said that uh... what'd you say just a minute ago? They, they had to wait and save their money before they even thought of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken-down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about, they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, it is too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him, but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book, he died a much richer man than you'll ever be.
Potter: I'm not interested in your book. I'm talking about the Building and Loan!
George: I know very well what you're talking about. You're talking about something you can't get your fingers on, and it's galling you. That's what you're talking about, I know. Well, I-I-I've said too much. I... You're, you're the Board here. You do what you want with this thing. There's j-just one thing more though. This town needs this measly one-horse institution if only to have some place where people can come without crawling to Potter. Come on, Uncle Billy.
Kevin: Oh, wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!
Angela Viracco: And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits.
Leroy Green: I am.
Wolverine: You're so full of shit. If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.
Caine: (stands up)
Big Bad: ...You've learned a new trick. Come, then: let us meet as men, standing face-to-face, for the surrender of the sword. I applaud your sense of ceremony: Grant and Lee at Appomattox Courthouse, rather than Brutus at the feet of Ant—
Caine: (points Kosall at him) You talk too fucking much. You and me, we both know what's going on here, and it has nothing to do with surrender.
She had been un-dead a half-century longer than Vlad Tepes. When she turned, this prince was a babe in arms, shortly to be delivered into a life in captivity.
"Impaler," she declared, "I have no equal."
Guilliman: And youre still a slave, Angron. Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper.
Ciaphas Cain: Frak this! My soul's my own, and I'm keeping it! (shoots Emeli)
Simon Peter: A misanthrope hates mankind, Caesar. We Christians love humanity. Even you.
Edmund Drood: You came close. But not close enough. We didn't come here to fight evil men; we came here to rescue your prisoners. We didn't come here to punish you for what you've done, but to prevent the Great Sacrifice and save a generation of children. It isn't what you do, Phil; it's why you do it.
Blackstar: I am still leader of this Clan. And you have betrayed us all.
Archangel Uriel: [to Harry Dresden ] Lies. Mab cannot change who you are.
But if I'd been expecting him to soften, I got the opposite result.
"I know my mother loves me, Visser," he said. "And let me make one thing clear: There's no deal between us, you and me, Yeerk. I'll kill you for what you've done to her and to my dad. Count on that."
He hung up.
The door burst in as I slammed the cell phone into the toilet bowl and flushed. Preposterous! A scrawny teenager threatening me. I was a prisoner of Visser Three, already all but condemned to a death by torture and starvation. Did the child think he could frighten me? It was laughable.
<And yet you're not laughing, are you, Yeerk?>
Mack: You're a real piece of work, you know that?
Kassius: I am a God, to be feared! Humans beg to be ruled; without me, they would have perished long ago!
Mack: I guess you're not the New Testament guy. Vengeance and tortures are tools of the Devil.
Yo-yo: And of the weak.
Kassius: You want a devil? I'll show you a Hell you cannot imagine-
Yo-yo: You're no God. Nor Devil. You're just a cruel, sad little blue man. So why don't we skip to the part where I end this?
Arrow: It means I have some humanity left.
Hank: My name is ASAC Schrader — and you can go fuck yourself.
Sara: Not today; not ever. Oliver died so that we could continue to fight. He sacrificed everything for this new world, and we will not fail him. We will not fail this world. For Oliver!
Kara: For Oliver.
Barry: For Oliver.
Dig: For Oliver!
J'onn and Alex: For Oliver!
The Doctor: Why should I? You never did!
Watson: Nothing crazy people do surprises me.
Steve: That's never gonna happen. Not in this country, anyway, because for every one of you, there's a thousand of me. And just like you, we're willing to die for the cause, too. And no matter what you do, no matter how hard you come at us, you will never change the way we think and you will never, ever change the way we live. You wanted to sacrifice your life for the cause, right? Congratulations. You just did.
Nick Cutter: I call myself a human being.
[Janet and Michael kick Shawn into a portal to the afterlife]
Michael: Why let the guy keep saying mean stuff, right?
Poirot: Justice is no joking matter, monsieur. I do what I can to serve it, but if I fail, there is a justice that is higher, believe me!
Norton: [sneers] You pathetic, self-important... little man. Murder me? There's a mortal sin if there ever was. And then what? Suicide to escape the ignominy of hanging? Ah... your God will give you A Hell of a Time. All those years of piety, up in smoke because of me! [Poirot suddenly suffers an angina attack and begins gasping] Ah-ah-ah, monsieur, you can't go yet! [Poirot starts wheeling himself to the table for the amyl nitrite inhalants] You don't think I'd let you die on me, [beats Poirot to the table] deprive me of my ultimate triumph? [takes the box of amyl nitrite from the table]
Poirot: [gasping for breath, trying to take the box back] Please... please...
Norton: [gloats evilly] You see, if you don't succeed, I'm a free man. [takes out the inhalant and sets the box down; Poirot reaches for the inhalant, but Norton pulls it further up and away from him] And even if you do, it will still be a victory of sorts, because in the eyes of the law, I would be innocent, whereas you and your reputation, your precious reputation... blown to bits!
Poirot: [gasping in anger] Je vous en prie!note
Norton: [mimicking and mocking Poirot's voice and accent] "Je vous en prie!" ...you can see them now. "Went off his rocker. In the end, you can never trust a foreigner." [pops open the inhalant capsule and, in a Pet the Dog moment, hands it back to Poirot, who quickly inhales it] You see how good I am to you... old man? There we go. Take your time, and see how it all pans out, shall we? [in a Mocking Sing-Song voice] ♪♫Who will be there at the final curtain?♪♫
Poirot: I pity you, Norton... how very sad to find that this beautiful world is so foul and disappointing. And your mother, I pity even more.
Tyrion: I freed my brother. And you slaughtered a city.
Laura: You really have to ask? Why do you think I chose you? I know you...When we were kids, you always went for the boy who needed you; I always went for the boy who would give me something...I take what I want. You put everyone else first, because that's the easier way. You'd rather accept the life you have rather than risk having the life you want.
Catherine: You're never going to see the outside world again, Laura. Tell me whose life you'd rather have now. Oh, and you do know me. But not as well as you think. Because when you chose me, you should've known it was gonna end like this.
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce!
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind,
We will defeat you, for all mankind!
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key,
You are The Devil,
We are the D!
Until then, don't you dare say that we are the same
You're always so right!
It's all a big show!
It's all about you!
You think you know -
What everyone needs -
You always take time -
To criticize me.
It seems like every day,
I make mistakes,
I just can't get it right.
It's like I'm the one,
You love to hate!
But not today.
So shut up, shut up, shut up,
Don't want to hear it!
Get out, get out, get out,
Get out of my way!
Step up, step up, step up,
You'll never stop me!
Nothing, you say, today,
Is gonna bring me down!
Dan Dare: We always fight squalid little men like you.
The Mekon: What?
Dan Dare: There's really nothing more to be said.
(Lovelace spits at him)
Lovelace: Frankly, Colonel? I don't give a damn.
Gandy Dancer: You have to understand something, Sheriff. Our primary goal is to accomplish our mission. We were hired to prove Dylan Mathers' innocence, and to free him from this prison. I can't speak for you other two, but I personally don't care about the rest. And if Dylan is not out of that cell, then we haven't accomplished our mission.
Sheriff Connors: Either way, the boy goes free, okay? You don't have to worry about Dylan-
Errol Ryehouse: Sheriff, you may find this hard to believe, but we're speaking the same language. The last thing I want is for outside interests to come in, and force themselves on Carrion Street, and change our way of life. We like the way we live on Carrion Street. But if that means living with your justice? If that means locking up innocent folks? If that means killing boys in the street...why are we having this fucking conversation? You killed a boy in the street! ::draws weapons::
Altaïr: Once, perhaps, but then I learned what becomes of those who lift themselves above others.
Majd Addin: And what is that?
Altaïr: Here, let me show you. (stabs Majd in the neck with the Hidden Blade, killing him)
Opía Apito: You believe we wasted freedom by living freely? You die a prisoner of your Templar mores.
Asura: (punches him in the face) I refuse!
Chakravartin: ...how dare you defy me?!
Asura: I will destroy you AND YOUR SO-CALLED WORLD!
Batman: You need to learn to shut up.
Eryssa: Good luck, you monster. You are cut off and surrounded. We shall kill you and feed your carcass to the vultures and wild beasts.
Rakshas: Hahahaha! You fools, do you not see that you are right in the heart of orcish territory, surrounded yourselves! Why, at this very moment my entire western army is marching this way. They will soon be here and will scatter your forces like straw!
(Hamel arrives with his forces)
Hamel: Will they, now?
Hamel: Your western army has been slaughtered, Rakshas, and you will soon join them!
Rakshas: But... but... how can this be?
Hamel: It's called "The End", foul orc. Forward! FOR KNALGA!!
Krash: FOR FRIENDSHIP!!
Ro'Arthian: FOR PEACE!!
Camerin: FOR FUN!
Eryssa: FOR HIDEL!!
Tallin: FOR THE FREE PEOPLES OF THE NORTH! FALL ON THEM, MEN!!
Balder: Humans need not be told what their will shall be. We can create our world with our own eyes!
Aesir: An indulgent statement of human folly. Do you have any idea how much turmoil and confusion you have created?
Balder: We may not see our next step. We may stumble, we may fall off the path. But we always move forward. That is the power of man! Bayonetta, shall we illustrate?
Bayonetta: Let's rock.
Makoto: A-A doll?
Hazama: Soul or not, if it was meant to be used by human hands, then it was obviously meant to be used as a tool by humans! I mean, seriously! But wait... I guess that would make beastkin tools too, huh?
Makoto: Shut the hell up! We were never tools, you stupid asshole!
Dracula: It was not by my hands that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute!
Richter Belmont: Tribute!? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!!!
Dracula: Oh... but this world invited me. Your own kind called me forth with praise and tribute.
Richter Belmont: Tribute?! You're a thief! You steal men's souls, their freedom!
Dracula: Freedom is always sacrificed to faith, good hunter. Or are you truly here by choice?
Richter Belmont: All I'm here for is you. To Hell with your heresy! You're nothing but a blight on mankind!
Dracula: Ha! Mankind. A cesspit of hatred and lies. Fight for them, then, and die for their sins!
Hajime Hinata: Even so!
War: You won't like my terms.
The Wizard Nephalem: Too bad he won't be there to save you!
[the Doom Slayer glances down at the butchered corpse of a UAC worker]
Dr. Samuel Hayden: Everything has clearly gotten out of hand now, yes, but it was worth the risk, I assure you.
[the Doom Slayer cracks his knuckles, literally trembling with rage, and punches the comm speaker]
Deag Grav: ... as it is written, from the souls of the non-believers!
Deag Ranak: You will not save them from their judgment!
[The Doom Slayer turns around and glares at them while pumping his shotgun]
Human Noble Warden: You lie, Howe. To yourself most of all. I am a Grey Warden!
Jason: This violence is over. I'm done. No more blood.
Validar: Humans are weak, pathetic creatures... Your "bonds" with them will bind you. You are destined for a greater purpose! The GREATEST purpose! You are to be a GOD!
Avatar: ...Not your god not today.
Cloud: (his text bubble interrupts Sephiroth's) ... Shut up.
Zidane: I am the new Angel of Death. Yours!
Fray: When it comes, I shall welcome it with open arms... but today will not be the day, and you will not be the judge!
Cassette Man/ Henry Emily: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends. For all of us. End communication.
Kratos: I know... but I am your monster no longer.
Madison: You're right. I'm not. Just like you'll never be a human.
Yellow Lantern: Sinestro's right. Fear is more effective than willpower.
Green Lantern: So you ditched green and went yellow. The color of cowardice.
Yellow Lantern: I'm still about order, like the Guardians.
Green Lantern: I'm sure they're very proud of you.
Yellow Lantern: Sanctimony is easy when you don't know what-
Green Lantern: Save it. Time to kick my ass.
Superman: My obligations don't end at the borders of my dimension.
Regime Superman: I am this world's savior. I protect it.
Superman: (incredulously) That's what's happening out there? Protection?
Regime Superman: Disobedient children will be punished.
Superman: Children? We're not gods. We don't decide who lives and who dies.
Regime Superman: The decision IS mine! It became mine when Joker turned me into a weapon of mass destruction!
Superman: I know what you lost.
Regime Superman: And you judge me?! (beat) After I've killed you, I'll bring Lois here. When she sees how I've perfected this world—
Superman: She'll be afraid and disgusted!
Regime Superman: She'll be alive!
Superman: Lois's death doesn't justify—
Regime Superman: He stole her from me!
Superman: And you stole this planet's freedom! It's time to give it back.
Superman: I took one life to save millions.
Supergirl: But it wasn't just one, Kal, was it? How many? How many?! Everywhere I go, people are afraid of this... Now I know why.
Superman: It's not how I wanted things. But humans... They've been slaughtering each other for millennia. I stopped that violence.
Supergirl: (lost for words, looks at Superman with a horrified expression)
Superman: Humans need strong leadership. We have to save them from themselves.
Supergirl: Whose son are you? Jor-El's? Or General Zod's?
Sora: That's not true! The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!
Auron: This is my story. And you're not part of it.
Hades: Did you forget who you're talking to?! I am the Lord of the DEAD!
Auron: Hmph. No wonder no one wants to die.
Riku: That's simple. It's because you mess up our worlds.
Sora and Riku: (both use reaction commands to throw a skyscraper at Xemnas)
Ventus: At least I have some!
Woody: Whatever you're talking about, I don't care. Put Buzz back the way he was, then get lost!
Young Xehanort: Or else what, toy?
Woody: Yeah, I am a toy. And a friend. (marches forward, pushing back Xehanort's darkness with each step) My guess is that no one's ever loved you before. Because you know nothing about hearts and love.
Leorina: Don't flatter yourself! You isolated yourself from the world, thinking that you're the only one who's sad! You make me sick!
Estelle: Absolutely not! In the middle of the biggest war in Liberl's history, my mother gave her life to save mine! And because of that, I chose the path of a bracer, and now...look at me! I'm here to stop the crisis YOU caused and prevent another war from breaking out! All thanks, in the end, to my mother! Hell, I'd say you just made my point for me! People are NOT powerless! Not against anything!
Weissmann: Pfeh! You're quite good at trite answers, if nothing else.
Estelle: If you really, seriously believe people are powerless...And you've really convinced yourself humanity can only be 'saved' by you turning us into emotionless superbeings... Then that makes you really pathetic, I think.
Estelle: I mean, that'd mean you've never known the joy of trusting someone or helping them. To think that your only smug satisfaction comes from watching people struggle...That's just...That's too sad.
Estelle: But even if I feel sorry for you, I am a bracer. I can't ignore the fact that you're getting a lot of people involved in your little pity party. Sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to have to stop you. By force.
Midna: Traitors? Ha! You want to know why none would call you king? It was your eyes, Zant. All saw it, a lust for power burning in your pupils. Did you think we'd forget our ancestors lost their king to such greed?
Alex: The only thing this world needs to be saved from is you, and we're here to do just that!
Bowser: GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH! *SHOWTIME!*
Max: My problem? My problem?! Wanna know what my problem is? You're turning humans into glue, that's what my fucking problem is!
Max: You'll walk... with a limp. [breaks his leg]
Dr. Regal: Nothing's more powerful than evil! Be gone!!!
Hub Hikari: Regal, your evil plan ends here!!!
Lan Hikari: It's gone...
Dr. Regal: The Dark Power vanished?! No...This cannot be...
Hub Hikari: It's over...
(Axl shoots Lumine in the shoulder)
Axl: Don't let him get to you, X. He's the enemy.
Zero: I bet most decent humans wouldn't understand, either. You look like another Maverick, to me. All I gotta do is dispose of you like any other Maverick.
Weil: Are you even capable of it? The Reploid hero, protecting justice and humanity! I am one of those humans you have sworn to protect! Do you have it in you to defeat me?! (cue One-Winged Angel)
Zero: I never cared about justice and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero... I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it!
Aile/Vent: I don't care about ruling the world! If you're the Mega Man destined to rule the world, then I'm the Mega Man that's destined to save it!
Master Albert: ...Is that what the other me would have said? Goodbye, ultimate defective! You can have your gentle peace... and leisurely rot in it!
Raiden: Not when you're "purging the weak," right? What do you know about "the weak?" You weren't born poor. You've never been hungry. You don't know what it's like to fight, and steal, and kill just to survive!
Steven Armstrong: But you DID survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!
Raiden: And now... I'll take yours.
Shinnok: I will rip your INSOLENT tongue from-!
Johnny Cage: Yeah yeah, shut up.
NiGHTS: Shut up, Wizeman! We're not your puppets! No matter what you think, we CAN do things on our own! We won't be held back by anyone, because we have free will!
Olberic: The Flame take you and all you stand for! This sword would cut down a hundred tyrants like you to protect the life of a single innocent and defenseless man!
Winston: I'm not a monkey... I'm a scientist!
Baofu: You're too damn stubborn. There's no such thing as a human without shadows. We'll make you remember that your place is here. Just go to Hell and be done with it. (Baofu and friends land their finishing blow)
Hiravias: Ostracism? Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me?
Lana: A defense attorney should never "believe" their client. [...] The defendant is called to trial because they are suspected of wrongdoing! Never forget that.
Phoenix: Ms. Skye, you... You remind me a lot of Mia. But there is one decisive difference between you and her.
Lana: And that is?
Phoenix: You're not a defense attorney.
Diplomat: God just shut up!
Crimson 1: How dare-
Diplomat: Shut up! Nobody asked! You think we asked specifically to fight you?! You think I care so much to keep fighting you?!
Crimson 1: Youre wild dogs of course!
Diplomat: Shut up! Just shut up! Fight us! Dont talk! I dont care! Shut Up! (smashes his radio console)
Galaxy: (Beat) Uh, Dips radio transceiver is off.
Edgar Ross: (smugly) Your father killed himself with the life he lived.
Jack Marston: (furious) YOU killed him! I saw you!
Edgar Ross: You keep saying that.
Jack Marston: You sent him to do your dirty work! Then you shot him like a dog!
Edgar Ross: And I'll shoot you like one too, you piece of trash! Now get out of here before I kill you as well!
Jack Marston: I ain't going nowhere, old man!
(Sheva brings Wesker down to the ground)
Chris: I've had ENOUGH! Of your BULLSHIT!
(Chris injects Wesker with the serum)
Chris: You're just another one of Umbrella's leftovers.
Lilli: (in defense of Spiritia) Tia will always be Tia! So there!
Spiritia: Thanks, Lilli. I don't really know if I possess Rosenkreuz's spirit... if I'm his other incarnation or whatnot... or if I inherited his ability to tap into the strength of others'... But none of that matters when it comes to magic. Freu... Zorne... Trau... Luste... Grolla... Sichte... Liebea... Schwer... and Lilli... It's because they support me that I have the will to fight. They're the source of my power. That much, I know for sure!
Yuri Hyuga: Before you do, can I ask a favor?
Neo Astaroth: What do you wish, human?
Yuri Hyuga: I wish you'd shove it. You know where.
Neo Astaroth: ......
Airan: She's just replacing the Earth?
Airan: Will she lead all humanity away?
Saki: What's best for me is all that matters.
Saki: I understand. I'm of this planet.
Sly: Then you'll understand why this Eye needs to be destroyed.
The Contessa: Short-sighted fool. I've no interest in your narrow interpretation of morality. I'm above all that, Above Good and Evil.
Sly: And you think I'd give the Eye to someone that's "above morality"?
Bentley: It's no secret, I'm smarter than the other guys. But there's more to it than that.
Dr. M: Like what?
Bentley: Like brotherhood.
Dr. M: "Brotherhood"? (chuckles) That's just what he wants you to think. It's a tool to keep you in line.
Bentley: No, that's the thing that keeps us happy and alive. It's why I'm going to stop you.
Le Paradox: No, you imbecile! I came after the Coopers to prove that Le Paradox is the greatest thief who has ever lived! If there any doubt? Ask yourself this: if the Coopers were truly the greatest thieves in history, and I have stolen their most valued possessions, then what does that make me?
Sly: Ummm... an idiot? You had it made! You could have been the biggest thief of all time, but you had to target my ancestors and blow your own cover. You exposed your operation because of your ego! No Cooper would've done that. And for the record, can you really say you stole the canes? Seems like your "friends" did all the real work.
Sonic: (interrupting) I'll make you eat those words!
Sonic: What good is a world that goes on forever!?
Merlina: My sorrow at its ruin runs deeper than the depths of the Underworld. Do you not understand!?
Sonic: No! And I don't want to!
(later, during the boss fight)
Merlina: You could never understand my sorrow at seeing the ruinous future of this kingdom.
Sonic: Good, 'cause I don't ever wanna know such one-sided sadness.
Silver: Does anyone but you believe your lies?
Kerrigan: Nice quote. I'll engrave it on your tombstone.
Artanis: You are wrong. We are finally free to become something more, and you will not stop us. Brace yourself for the full might of the Firstborn!
My brethren's cries of anguish as they fell before your phantoms... They ring too loud in my ears.
You say you're infinite? I'll bring you infinite destruction!
You say you're perpetual? I'll show you perpetual ruin!
Vindel Mauser: I won't let you say... that you don't know how much mankind evolved from war!
Kouji: It doesn't matter! Even if people like you exist, I'll still fight! I don't want people to suffer, like Daisuke or Maria who lost their home planet!
Vindel: Your emotions are strong! Your machine is just a result of that! You have the power to become a god or demon; why would you deny it!?
Kouji: Gramps told me so! But, I'm the one who decides Mazinger can become a god or a devil! Kouji Kabuto! And this power... It's the power to defeat bastards like you!
Ryouma Nagare: And dropping a rock on Earth will?
Char Aznable: It's not like it's what I want to do. I'm carrying this out for the sake of all mankind!
Kotetsu Jeeg: Shut up! You think I'll let you touch my Mom and Mayumi down there on Earth for your own selfish reasons!?
Sousuke Sagara: Pathetic.
Sousuke: I have no interest in your background or your feelings. When you stand upon the battlefield, you are my enemy and nothing more. And to me, "enemies" are simply obstacles to remove. If you're looking for conversation, then grab another drink, and go find the nearest drunk.
Gadlight: Haven't I said it already? I'll let you...
Sousuke: Do you REALLY have time to keep shooting your mouth off, you damned amateur?!
Gadlight: You prick! You really want to taste the skills of the Geminis' top ace!?
Sousuke: It seems that useless soldiers that only know how to bluff aren't unique to Earth. Gadlight Meonsam! You're an awful soldier and an even worse commander! I'll take you down!
T'ai: That's just as well. It's time I returned this to him!
Masked Mage: Preposterous! Without the Sword of Mana, you cannot defeat me! I am like a god and you have no weapon that stands a chance!
Dark Majesty: You think you're clever, but without the Sword of Mana, you cannot win! It is hopeless! You are finished!
Faerie: You're wrong! Don't you see? As long as (main character) is here, the sword in our hearts called hope will never disappear!
Lazarevic: (Evil Laugh) You don't have the will!
Nate: Maybe not... but they do. (He starts retreating, just as the Guardians of Shambhalla show up and start beating Lazarevic to death)
Nathan Drake: En garde, dickhead!
Nathan Drake: You want the treasure, Rafe? It's all yours! (He cuts a rope with his broken sword, dropping a net full of pirate treasure on top of Rafe, crushing him.)
Chloe Frazer: It's like you said... "Progress demands sacrifice." (she leaves Asav to fall to his death)
Quinn Hart: Yeah, I almost missed my date with you.
Damian Hawke: Yes, well..........
Quinn Hart: How about we get straight to business? What's this about?
Damian Hawke: It's about survival. I am merely a provider of what is required for existence......
Quinn Hart: "Provider"?! You're nothing but scum in a business suit.
Damian Hawke: Come now, there really is no need for such hostility. We are a legitimate service which.....
Quinn Hart: .....lies, cheats, steals, and assassinates. Real legitimate!
Damian Hawke: I had better hopes for you, Mr. Hart. Things did not go quite as we had planned.
Quinn Hart: .................
Godfrey: Ohhh... Put a sock in it, will ya? Do you think I'm an idiot? Give me a break. Blaming all of this on the poor girl? Telling me there ain't no justice? You are the deluded one. All of this is your fault, and yours alone! You are just leading people into disaster for your own amusement!
The Evil Sandstream: Heh! All I ever did was to give them a gentle nudge...
Godfrey: I am done talk' with ya. It's time to put 'em up! Gird your loins for a nice big taste of steaming justice!
Gabriel Angelos: I betrayed NO ONE! Innocents die so that humanity may live. I ended their suffering, as I will end yours.
Davian Thule: The Emperor rules all, alien! You'll learn that soon enough.
Aun'el Shi'Ores: You have nothing to teach me, zealot!
Gabriel Angelos: Such are the ways of daemons, to lie and mislead us. Destroying it is the only way to avoid its influences!
Apollo Diomedes: No more talk, Kyras. You have much to answer for. For what you have done to the Blood Ravens, much shall be avenged this day. For Gabriel! For the Emperor!
Captain Titus: — as a slave to Chaos? Nothing you say can tempt me from the path of honour — or from avenging the deaths of my battle brothers.
Geralt: You robbed humanity of its right to decide. You understand nothing.
Wonder Red: You're wrong. The truly strong are those who help the weak stand. Wonderful 100... Team, unite up!
Iron Man: I don't know, Lex. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean...I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time, I've been playing human.
Blitzo: The "o" is silent now.
Robo-Fizz: A-Aww... just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! (more laughter)
Blitzo: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo-ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!
Robo-Fizz: Oo-o-oh! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-ove me! Does anybody love yo-o-ou, Blitz-o?
Blitzo: No. (lifts his rifle) But I'm really good with guns now! (loads a full clip) Dance, bitch! (opens fire)
Phoenix: Of course not. It's our duty as keepers of the law to find the truth — the whole truth. If all you care about are your own personal victories, then I suggest you find another occupation!
Blueblood: Grr! You! You little blue cretin! You dare disrespect me?! ME?! PRINCE BLUEBLOOD?! Nephew to Princess Celestia her—
Phoenix: I don't care WHO you are! I'm here to find the truth! And if you aren't here to do the same, then the only "experience" you're going to get with these trials... is how to severely damage your own judicial system!
Bozzok: Well someone has to! What, were you suddenly going to start thinking for yourself, you lazy little brat? Don't make me laugh. You've never been anything but a rabid dog who needs someone else to hold her leash. I don't know what lies Starshine told to get you all twisted around, but stop being such a gullible moron and get back out there and-
Crystal: [punches through his chest] I HATE YOU.
Goku: What? How was that gutless?
Freeza: Because... suicide is the coward's way out.
Goku (bored): Can we fight, now?
Freeza: Son of a— Yes!
Cell: Come on, buddy, you can't be serious! With your power level?! You're no android. You're no Namekian. And you're certainly no Super Saiyan! You're just human.
Tien: Yeah, well, you know what?! Fuck power levels! Fuck Super Saiyans! AND FUCK! YOU! SHIN! KIKOHO!!
Cell: Oh, that's adorab- SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Tien: Kiko fuck yourself...!
Cell: Aw, see? That's the spirit!
Gohan: Careful, Cell. Your Vegeta's showing.
Gohan: (Blasts a massive Kamehameha and kills Cell)
Green Goblin: Yeah. He told me you're gay.
Green Goblin: Aaaaah, shut up! (throws a pumpkin bomb)
Manila:I got a better idea. How about we only destroy one of them?
The Nostalgia Critic: (imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan) Well, gee, when you put it like that, FUCK YOU!!!
Conan: (beheads Thulsa Doom)
Manfred von Karma: Plaaaay the best soooong in the world... Or I'll eat your souls!
Miles Edgeworth: Well, me and Kyle (Phoenix Wright). We looked at each other. AND WE EACH SAID...
Both Edgeworth and Wright: OBJECTION!!!
Ruby: What are you doing!? Without these ships, the Grimm will destroy everything!
Roman: That's the plan!
Ruby: But why!? What do you get out of it!?
Roman: You're asking the wrong questions, Red! It's not what I have to gain, it's that I can't afford to lose! I may be a gambling man, but even I know that there are some bets you just don't take. Like it or not, the people that hired me are going to change the world! You can't stop 'em, I can't stop 'em! You know the old saying, "If you can't beat 'em-"
[Ruby activates Neo's Parasol of Pain, sending her flying away into the sky]
Ruby: I don't care what you say! We will stop them and I will stop you! BET ON THAT!!
Golem: Stop talking, Jack. You're not that clever, not as sharp as you like to think. You talked to me about keystones? Bullshit. You're a sad, pathetic killer with delusions of grandeur.
Kaiba: Yeah, okay, I'm an asshole; what's your point?
The Hulk: No... Not stop you - SMASH you!
Wasp: Maybe so, but I'm still gonna kick your sorry hide!
Dinobot: (Evil Laugh) EAT SLAG! (Shoots Megatron)
(Dinobot smacks Megatron with a stone hammer)
Ed: SO MOVE!!
The Conductor/Amelia: Why not? I'm just trying to create a car with Alrick in it. What if you could create a car, Tulip? One where your parents are still together.
Tulip: But... then they wouldn't be my real parents. It wouldn't be my real life. They weren't... happy together.
The Conductor: I could make you a car where they are. I can make a car that's exactly how you want it to be. Just one big, happy family.
Tulip: You can't even make a car without any turtles in it! [hits the Conductor with a pipe]
Po: At least I have a heart! But all I've done is been kind! And all you've done is blame me for your rotten life! And guess what?! I love plum sap! How 'bout that?!
Varrick: How would you know? You couldn't discover a wolf-bat if it was building a nest in your butt.
Jinora: Better than you.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord! We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for!
Princess Celestia: NO, YOU'RE NOT! You're not real. And you will never exist again!
Bugs Bunny: I'm sorry, mac, the lady of the house ain't home, and besides, we mailed you people a check last week. (closes door)
(He fires his guns into the ground which lift him into the air briefl)
Sam: Ah swings the fastest guns north, south, east AAAAAAAAAAAND west of the Pecos! Ah'm the—
Bugs Bunny: EH, SHADDUP!
Sam: Did I hear someone say, "Shaddup"?!
Bugs: (revealing himself) Eeyup.
Robo-Samurai: (Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs to the face)
Catra: It's always the same with you, Adora. "I have to do this. Oh, we have to do that." Let's be honest, all of this is your fault. If you hadn't gotten captured, your sword wouldn't have opened the portal. If you hadn't gotten the sword and been the world's worst She-Ra, none of this would've happened. Admit it, Adora, the world would still be standing if you had never come through that portal in the first place. You made me this. You took everything from me. You broke the world, and it is all your fault.
Adora: ...No. It's not. I didn't make you pull the switch. I didn't make you do anything! I didn't break the world, but I am gonna fix it. And you? You made your choice. Now live with it!
(Adora punches Catra in the face, knocking her out)
(The second Marge is out of the room, Lisa angrily grabs Bart by the shirt.)
Lisa: (whispering, but otherwise practically screaming it into his face) I know EXACTLY who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, MEAN little sneak. (picks up a bottle of syrup, intending to squirt the syrup into his eyes) You cost me my only friends. YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE.
Kyle: ...Dude! You have sex... with CHILDREN!
Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you!
Peridot: Then I won't do it! I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!
Yellow Diamond: What do you know about the Earth?!
Peridot: Apparently more than you, you CLOD!
Lex Luthor: Oh, the silent treatment, hey? ...Well, I don't know what you thought you heard out there, but I know what you can prove, and it's nothing.
Lex Luthor: You see, ah, "Superman"... I own Metropolis. My technology built it, my will keeps it going, and nearly two-thirds of its people work for me whether they know it or not. Even you have to admit it's a marvel of efficiency.
Lex Luthor: And yet, I have often thought... why limit myself to just one city? A... being with your abilities could be very useful to me on a, shall we say... global scale? Why don't you float on in, and we shall discuss it?
Lex Luthor: ...SAY SOMETHING! (throws an exo-armor model at him)
Superman: (casually catches and crushes the model with his bare hands) I'll be watching you, Luthor. (flies away)
Supergirl: You'd be surprised what I can do. (blasts Luthor's remote off his hand)
The Flash: Says you! I've got a seat at the big conference table. I'm gonna paint my logo on it! (punches through Evil Flash's chest)
Raphael: A kitchen utensil?
Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan!
Leonardo: Why should we wanna do that?
Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form! You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.
Raphael: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning for ya?
Miko: Big whoop. I snuffed Hardshell.
Nightmare: Your greatest fear, your greatest failure, back to haunt you... FOREVER! (Evil Laugh)
Spider-Man: ...Uncle Ben?
Uncle Ben: (smiles) How's it goin', Pete? (they embrace) Still daydreaming, aren't ya?
Spider-Man: You got half that right, Uncle Ben. (Ben unmasks him and ruffles his hair) Man, it's great to see you!
Nightmare: "Great to see you"?! This is your ultimate failure! Your greatest fear!
Uncle Ben: Yeah, you said that. Who's the Gloomy Gus?
Spider-Man: Mr. Pasty? He's just pathetic. (to Nightmare) Nightmare, you don't know my Uncle Ben, and you sure as heck don't know me. You think this is some buried secret? Even though I couldn't save him, I live with what happened to Uncle Ben every day, but not in the way you think.
Spider-Man: I took responsibility for this tragedy, and turned it into something special: helping people every day as Spider-Man. Guess who taught me that magic trick?
Blue Beetle: Nice death threat. Could it get any more technical and dull?