A character threatens another with something that not only fails to scare them, but in fact they would consider a favor. For example, saying "I'll Kill You!" to the Death Seeker, or describing the tortures you could use to the person who is Too Kinky to Torture, or telling someone "I Have Your Wife" to be met with the response that You Can Keep Her.
Compare Insult Backfire, Attack Backfire, Unishment, and Screw Your Ultimatum!. Often a Sub-Trope of Tempting Fate and the related Be Careful What You Say, Threat Backfire is also a common effect of telling someone they have to Go Through Me, responding to someone else's threat with You and What Army?, or using virtually any Stock Phrase featuring the words "over my dead body" or "from my cold, dead fingers". Also a common response to challenges on the lines of "Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?" when the threatened person treats this as if it were a real request for information, to be answered with a practical demonstration of more or less devastating force, accompanied by the answer "This".
This one has a few variations:
- The person being threatened is not being funny, just very Literal-Minded or socio-linguistically tone-deaf. The Comically Serious will often give this kind of response. May also be caused by or overlap with Blunt Metaphors Trauma.
- The person being threatened knows it's a threat, but decides to purposely take it at face value for comic effect at the other's expense. Most common when the person threatened is The Trickster or Deadpan Snarker. Can still be fatal.
- The person being threatened has run out of fucks to give and does not even register the threat as words being strung together to form a sentence, much less as some horrible consequences that are about to befall them. Bonus points if the one making the threat is thrown completely off their game at this non-reaction.
- The person making the threat is either grandstanding or bluffing, and now finds they have to follow through, possibly to their own defeat, if they're even given time to respond at all.
- The person making the threat means it literally, even if they might be hoping it doesn't have to come to that: not quite such a straight play, but still straight-ish. May lead to an Oh, Crap! moment on the threat-issuer's part.
- Not infrequently sighted subversion: the person on the receiving end of the threat is trying to exploit the fact that it will be taken in Exact Words terms, and is actually Briar Patching. And then, of course, it turns out this one can backfire, or at least misfire, too (see the Futurama example).
- The target of the threat is so much more powerful than the one making the threat that it's a case of either Mugging the Monster, Bullying a Dragon, or Do Not Taunt Cthulhu.
- Baccano!: When Victor assures Huey that he's about to undergo the worst experience of his life, Huey takes it as a challenge.
Huey: I wonder... You see, currently, my worst memory is the experience of watching my mother die to prove her innocence in exchange for the execution of many of the people I loved. Another would be the memory of being unable to rescue my wife, back when we were in our hometown. It is positively fascinating to hear you insinuate that you could force me to experience something even more painful than these two memories. Could you perhaps enlighten me to the specifics?
- Black Cat: Train's first meeting with Creed. Train, being annoyed that he's assigned a partner, disdainfully tells Creed that he doesn't need him, and pretty much threatens him to shove off or he'll kill him. Unfortunately, Creed is a masochist. Cue Creed constantly stalking Train and bothering him.
- Dragon Ball Z: Gohan is fighting Cell and is at a distinct disadvantage. However, he knows that he can beat Cell if he goes into an Unstoppable Rage and warns Cell of this, hoping to get him to back down. However, Gohan fails to consider that Cell is the kind of person who wants him at full strength for the sake of a challenge, and Gohan's revelation just makes Cell determined to keep pushing Gohan's buttons until he snaps and unleashes his hidden power. It works.
- Fairy Tail: During the Luxus arc, Evergreen threatens to turn many of Fairy Tail's female mages into dust if Erza doesn't submit to her. Erza immediately responds by pointing dozens of swords at Evergreen, and praising Evergreen for valuing victory above her own life.
- Full Metal Panic!: The I'll Kill You! to a Death Seeker variant appears between Sōsuke and Gauron. Sōsuke, who is sick and tired of Gauron repeatedly not dying when he's supposed to, constantly yells that he'll kill him out of frustration. And Gauron, being Too Kinky to Torture and a depraved thrillseeker, responds to this with ecstasy and joy, normally along the lines of: "OH, I'M SO HAPPY KASHIM!"
- In chapter 516 of Naruto, after Kabuto brings Deidara and Sasori back as revenants this exchange occurs:
Sasori: [referring to Kabuto] The Akatsuki must have gone to hell in a hand basket to be taking orders from such a ragged fool...
Deidara: I wouldn't be so arrogant considering you died, master. "True art is beauty that endures eternally", especially when your weakness is a huge bulls-eye in the middle of your chest! Hm!
Sasori: [menacingly] You want to die too, Deidara?
Deidara: I am dead, both of us are!
- Shaman King: When Tokagero possesses Ryu and threatens to kill him, Anna outright threatens to send him to Hell if he does go through with it. Tokagero tells her point-blank that the thought of going to Hell doesn't scare him; having been born into poverty and forced to eat his own mother's corpse to survive, he already lived through Hell.
- The yakuza boss's wife in Back Street Girls thinks that her husband is cheating on her with the idol group he's managing, so she tries sending them innocuous but dangerous animals (such as a softshell turtle, which has a bite that can take off fingers) to one who had publicly stated she wanted a cute pet as well as thinly-veiled death threats (in the form of a straw doll with a knife buried in its chest) to another. She isn't clued in to the secret that the idol group is composed entirely of yakuza/mob enforcers, however, and a Gilligan Cut jumps to the group happily eating the turtle and fawning over the high-quality knife while commenting that their fans are finally sending them gifts they really like.
- One Piece: The leaders of the World Government keep raising the bounties of the Straw Hats Pirates because of how much they want them dead. Seemingly unbeknown to them, pirates see bounties as testaments of both notoriety and strength, to be point that some sea dogs have been known to make up fake bounties in the past to intimidate other people to their advantage. As such, the Straw Hats and Luffy in particular see them as irrefutable proof of their might.
- Star Wars Tales: A sleazy little creep is cornered by Boba Fett and Fett's ex-wife Sintas and tries to use a hostage to save his life. It doesn't go quite as planned.
Pizztov: Drop your weapons, or I will be forced to kill this annoying female.
Fett: No, kill her.
Sintas: Yeah, I don't care.
- In Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin's mom once told him the all-too-common parental threat that making faces too often would cause his face to freeze that way. She should have known better than to try that with Calvin. It actually encouraged him to do it more.
- Calvin wonders what Hobbes would do if Calvin threw a water balloon at him. Hobbes tells him to think of the worst thing he can imagine, then imagine something a hundred times worse. Calvin says, "You'd do that?" and Hobbes says no, he'd do something even worse. Calvin soaks him with the water balloon anyway, explaining, "He piqued my curiosity."
- In an early The Wizard of Id strip, a witch flies into the Wizard's laboratory and threatens to inflict great misery if he cuts into her territory. The Wizard's wife Blanch comes downstairs and asks what he's doing, with the Wizard telling the witch that she's too late, since his marriage to Blanch is already a greater misery than anything the witch could ever do.
- In one Zits strip, Walt, who was doing the laundry, was getting really sick of Jeremy sending his socks down the laundry chute wadded up and inside out, and eventually lost his temper:
Walt: [screaming up the chute] New rule! The next sock that comes down this chute inside out, I keep!
[what has to be every sock Jeremy owns tumbles down the chute on top of him, all of them inside-out]
Walt: Well, I guess I deserved that.
Connie: You guess?
Jeremy: [from upstairs] MOM! I need new socks!
- Nearly happens to Jason in one FoxTrot when he goes to science camp for the summer. His councilor, who has been incredibly nasty to him all summer, is a nerdy high schooler named Morton. Jason had been planning to get his revenge by trying to set Morton up with his sister Paige, whom Jason considers completely horrible. Morton, however, considers Paige a goddess and worships the ground she walks on. As Jason is leaving camp, Morton practically begs Jason to help him get together with Paige, causing Jason to rethink his revenge plans...
- In Darby Conley's "Get Fuzzy", the sociopathic Bucky Katt owes a large sum of money to a cat named Whitey. When he can't pay up, we get this exchange:
Whitey: You have one week to pay up, Katt, or your dog buddy meets with an accident, capisce?
Bucky: That's fine, kill the dog. In fact, kill him now, it'll save you a trip next week.
Whitey: OK, I see how it is. Forget the dog, we'll take out your human.
Bucky: You know, that's not a bad idea. He'd probably be easier to take out, yeah.
Whitey: Okay, wait, gimme a minute, I'll think of something.
Bucky: Hey, my neighbor's a total melvin too, any chance for a twofer?
- In Of Good Men and Monsters, Xander swears to kill C.C. after he learns she made a contract with a child. Upon realizing how serious he is and that he very well could kill her, C.C. smiles genuinely and declares his threat to be their contract.
- Upon becoming a male Slayer in Always A Bridesmaid, Xander is warned by his Watcher that he'll be on the frontlines now, fighting vampires one on one. Rather than intimidated, Xander's happy to hear he won't have to fight two or three vampires at a time anymore.
- After Saito suggests a pair of nobles arguing over who will duel him first in Soldier of Zero simply duel him at the same time, one of said nobles becomes utterly enraged and asks if Saito is implying he can't beat him on his own.
Saito: What would you do if I said yes? Challenge me to a duel?
- From The Life and Times of a Winning Pony:
Changeling: I suppose I should thank you, though. I admit, some of my plans did not develop entirely to my satisfaction, and the fact that you found my papers earlier than planned was unfortunate. However, I'm sure my queen will overlook such minor affairs when I present her with the corpse of one of the Element Bearers.
Rainbow Dash: Over my dead body!
Changeling-Nimbus Gust: That would be the idea in presenting your corpse, yes.
- In the Totally Spies!/Ranma ½ story How I Learned to Love the Wild Horse, Clover becomes very impressed with Ranma (despite the girls thinking he's a supervillain) after he tells off Mandy and, at her own urging, asks Clover on a date.
Clover: I am going to do evil evil things to that man.
Sam: Clover!!! That's probably what he wants to do to you!
Clover: God, I hope so!
[this is soon followed by a dope slap]
- In the 24th chapter of The Ultimate Evil:
Nat: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't slit your throat!
Shendu: Because I'll be sure to make my next body yours. Perhaps I'll then let you watch as your Tutor runs the blade through you, demon-hunter.
[Nat flinches slightly at the thought of her father and grandfather, prompting Shendu to grin]
Shendu: A member of the family, perhaps? All the more enjoyable.
- Book Three of The Last Son has Superman turning it around when Doctor Doom threatens to go public about his secret identity:
Superman: I think I know you better than you do, Victor. I know you won't go public... because if you do, you'll have to explain how Victor von Doom, the supposedly most intelligent man in the world, the Lord of Latveria... [smiles coldly] ...got the snot beaten out of him by a Kansas. Country. Farmboy. [...] Go ahead, Victor. Go on and tell Fury; he'll laugh you right out of the Triskelion! Tell your neighbors; they'll never look at you with respect, ever again! Tell your people; you'll become the biggest joke they've ever heard! Heck, tell the whole world; then everyone will know what we do — that Victor van Damme is the world's biggest loser! Go ahead, Victor; tell them.
- A Very Potter Sequel: Draco orders Crabbe and Goyle to shake Ron and Hermione to win Harry over.
Draco: Thinking about being my friend yet, Potter?
Harry: No way!
Harry: Yeah. You can torture my friends all you want!
- In this parody of the interrogation scene from The Dark Knight, Batman can't get anywhere because the Joker can't understand a word he's saying.
- Ultra Fast Pony:
Applejack: You take that back or I'll cut ya!
- From "A Library With No Twilight":
Rarity: Oh, yeah, will you? [hopefully] Will you? ... You can if you want...
Twilight: Screw you, Discord!
- From "How to Control Freaks:"
Discord: Only on my birthday!... Which is tomorrow, by the way...
Twilight: Oh no, what have I gotten myself into?
- A Wolf Amongst Lions has Arya Stark found by Tywin Lannister and taken as a "ward" of his house. While arranging a marriage between Arya and Jaime, Tywin (as much as he won't admit it) soon grows fond of the girl. When Arya, her brother Bran and Robb Stark's wife are abducted by the Freys, they send a message to Tywin to back off and leave their lands and include two of Arya's severed fingers. Within moments, a royally pissed-off Tywin vows to wipe the Freys and all their allies off the face of the Earth. He's soon firing off letters to his bannermen declaring war on House Frey. His final letter is to Walder himself, unsigned and containing a single line: And soon the rains weep o'er their halls with not a soul to hear.
- In Dreamworks' The Road to El Dorado, two Spanish con men (Tulio and Miguel) find the city of gold and are mistaken for gods. Immediately taking advantage of this, they warn that they are not to be trifled with, or else they will bring their wrath upon the city. "And you don't want that, do you?" Unfortunately, that's exactly what the High Priest wants - for the gods to cleanse the city of the wicked and visit their wrath upon the non-believers. Moments later, a series of coincidences makes it look like Miguel and Tulio avert a volcanic eruption, so their cover isn't blown yet.
- In How to Train Your Dragon 2, Astrid tries to play up Hiccup's legend as a dragon tamer in front of Drago Bludvist to make him back down. Instead, Drago treats Hiccup as a rival that needs to be eliminated and is that much more motivated to kill him.
- In Shrek 4-D at Universal Studios, when Lord Farquaad is about to send Fiona over a waterfall:
Lord Farquaad: With you as my spirit queen, I'll be king of the underworld!
Fiona: Over my dead body!
Lord Farquaad: Exactly!
- In Disney's Mulan, the Big Bad Shan Yu invades China. As a guard explains to him a few seconds later, he immediately alerts China of his presence using a signal fire. He turns out to be happy about it, and he uses the fire to burn an imperial flag.
Guard: Now all of China knows you're here.
Shan Yu: Perfect.
- Hudson Hawk, as quoted above.
- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: Austin takes Scott Evil (Dr. Evil's son) hostage.
Austin: It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard. See what I care.
- Men in Black:
- When a flying saucer lands next to a farm and the farmer investigates the crater:
Bug: Place projectile weapon on the ground.
Edgar: You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Bug: Your proposal is acceptable.
Dr. Weaver: You don't want to eat me. I'm a very important person on my planet. Like a queen, a goddess even. There are those who worship me. I'm not saying this to impress you, I'm just warning you it could start a war!
"Edgar":note War? Good! That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them! That's a lot of mouths to feed, your highness!
- When a flying saucer lands next to a farm and the farmer investigates the crater:
- Spider-Man 2:
Doc Ock: [entering the carriage] He's MINE!
Train Passenger: You want to get to him, you gotta go through me!
[all the other passengers take up his claim and surround Spider-Man]
Doc Ock: Very well...
[Doc Ock shoves the passengers aside with his tentacles]
- In Ruthless People, two clueless kidnappers snatch Danny De Vito's wife and threaten to kill her, not realizing that he was planning to murder her the same day. He refuses their ransom demands and becomes increasingly irritated when they hesitate to follow through on their threats.
- A dark version in Ronin as Gregor meets Russian gangsters, one of whom is the boyfriend of gorgeous skater Natacha. Gregor tells them he has a sniper in the arena when Natacha is performing and that if the Russians don't pay up fast, she'll be killed. Too late, Gregor realizes the boyfriend has absolutely no qualms about letting his "love" die rather than pay up more money.
- And, of course... Star Wars:
- A New Hope:
Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
Han Solo: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.
Han Solo: Over my dead body!
Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
- And then Han inverts it on Greedo:
Han: Yes, I bet you have. [shoots Greedo]
- In the Revenge of the Sith novelization, when Obi-Wan and General Grievous face off on Utapau:
Grievous: I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Lord Tyranus himself!
Obi-Wan: Do you meant Count Dooku? What a curious coincidence. I trained the man who killed him.
- A New Hope:
- In The Matrix series:
Seraph: I need to speak with him.
Club Hel bouncer: The only way you're getting through that door is over my big, dead ass.
Seraph: So be it. [asskicking ensues]
- In Star Trek (2009):
"Cupcake": Maybe you can't count, farmboy, but there's four of us and only one of you.
Kirk: So get a few more guys, and then it'll be an even fight.
- While Kirk may have thrown a few good punches, he was eventually thrown on the table and beaten to a pulp. In the sequel, he fondly remembers that fight, apparently assuming he did well. Pike reminds him exactly what happened.
- In Dave, when Dave wants to go ahead with his job plan, Bob threatens to fire him. After a pause, Dave replies "fine" and makes it clear he's perfectly ready to go out and tell the press how the White House Chief of Staff conspired to have an imposter pose as the President of the United States just so he could keep his own power. When the First Lady enters, she makes it clear she knows the truth and is okay with it. Too late, Bob realizes there's no way he can reveal the charade without exposing himself as the mastermind and going to jail.
- In The Dark Knight, Lucius Fox to accountant Reese, who is threatening to expose Bruce Wayne as Batman: "Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck." At first, this convinced him not to reveal the secret, but Reese decided to reveal it when the Joker was killing people while hunting for Batman. Of course, by this point the Joker had decided that the world was more fun with a masked Batman in it, so he puts a hit out on Reese. Bruce saves Reese in his civilian identity, and Reese remains quiet.
- Similarly in The Dark Knight Rises, Catwoman tries to escape by holding a gun to Dagget's head. When Bane's henchmen continue to advance anyways, we get this exchange:
Catwoman: I'm not bluffing!
Batman: They know. They just don't care.
- In Unstoppable, Galvin threatens to fire Frank if he tries to chase down the runaway train. Problem is, Frank was 13 days away from getting laid off, so he doesn't care if he loses his job a little earlier than he was planning. He then threatens to fire Will. Since it's his first day on the job, Will really doesn't have anything vested in it either and just quips it would be a shame as he was "just starting to like" being a train conductor.
- Happy Gilmore:
- Shooter McGavin gets nailed this way multiple times.
McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
McGavin: [beat] ...no.
- Then, later.
McGavin: Yea, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Lee Travino: Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.
- Shooter McGavin gets nailed this way multiple times.
- In the horror film Midnight Movie, the cop tells the killer that if he wants to get to the girl behind him, "You'll have to go through me." The villain obliges. Literally.
- In the first Transformers movie, Sam Witwicky was arrested due to going to the junkyard and presumably for stealing a car (which the police were ironically responding to his call about someone stealing his car). While being interrogated at the police station, the Sheriff asks Sam if he was on drugs, but denies it, although the police man seems to find incriminating evidence of pills in him (although the pills were actually his dog's painkillers, which his parents backed him up). The Policeman then tries to threaten to bust him upon letting him go free, only for it to backfire when Sam Witwicky asks him if the policeman was on drugs.
- Towards the end of The Rocketeer, as Cliff Secord fights movie star Neville Sinclair who's actually a Nazi spy, aboard a Nazi zeppelin:
Cliff: [after punching Sinclair] Where's your stuntman now, Sinclair?
[Sinclair punches Cliff back]
Sinclair: I do my own stunts.
- Marvel Cinematic Universe:
Thor: You betray me, and I will kill you.
- The Avengers (2012):
- In The Stinger. Although it probably wasn't intended as a threat or warning, it sounds like it to the audience.
- Banner in general gets guns pointed in his face several times throughout the movie, which he just laughs off. Him getting shot would be much worse for the shooter than for him.
Banner: Why don't we do this the easy way, where you don't use that, and the "other guy" doesn't make a mess? Okay?
- This is a Running Gag in Thor: The Dark World:
Loki: [grins] When do we start?
Sif: Betray him and I will kill you.
Loki: It's good to see you too, Sif.
Volstagg: If you even think about betraying him—
Loki: You'll... kill me? Evidently, there will be a line.
- The Avengers (2012):
- A diplomatic example in The Wind and the Lion
Ambassador: Have you ever heard of the "Big Stick", Your Excellency?
Bashaw: Do not threaten me, Mr. Gummere. I have been threatened by the French, the Germans, the English... I have been threatened by...experts.
- In Money Train, John and Charlie find Patterson's threat "I'll fuck ya dead" more confusing than intimidating. In private, Charlie asks John "do you think he's gonna fuck us before or after we're dead?" They later make a complete joke out of it by saying how they have to stay a step ahead of "That necrophiliac Patterson."
- In The Godfather, the film producer wasn't intimidated by the threat that "either his brains or his signature" would end up on the paper. Corleone's men famously found a more persuasive tactic.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End has a threat backfire for a simple reason. Barbossa and Elizabeth are pressured by Sao Feng by the threat that he will "kill this man" who he assumed was a spy of theirs; Barbossa simply says "Kill him. He's not our man!" Will is the first one to figure out the ramifications of this.
Will: If he's not our man, and he's not your man... whose man IS he??? [cue a dozen or so EITC soldiers kicking down the doors and opening fire]
- In the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie, after his lair gets invaded by Doctor Doom, the Jeweler tries to get him to back off by threatening to kill Alicia Masters. Doom responds by leaning over to take a look at Alicia and then deadpanning, "So?"
- Played with (and ultimately averted) in Rob Reiner's adaptation of Misery. Annie withholds Paul's pain meds until he burns up the only copy of his book Fast Cars, in manuscript form. He tries to save it by falsely claiming he's made other copies and that burning it up won't mean anything to him, but Annie knows too much about him—mainly, that he never makes more than one copy of a new manuscript out of superstition. When he still fails to comply, she proceeds with an oblique threat to "accidentally" set him on fire instead. That works. (In the novel, Paul doesn't have the presence of mind to consider this tactic, as he is in horrific pain—but later is grateful he didn't, because he realizes that to thwart Annie in her efforts to destroy the "bad book" might've resulted in a worse fate for him.)
- Downplayed but present in Casablanca when Rick holds Louis at gunpoint, ordering him to call the airport to hold the last plane to Lisbon for Victor Laszlo (Louis was actually calling Strausser to alert him to Rick's plan).
Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed at your heart.
Louis: That is my least vulnerable spot.
- In True Lies, when Harry decides to use Omega Sector's resources to bust his wife and the used car salesman that's stringing her along, Gib, his partner threatens to go to the head of the agency over how he wants to use top secret government funds to solve a domestic matter, Harry threatens to do the same to him. When Gib say's that he has nothing to hide, Harry snaps back: "What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?" Gib immediately starts following Harry's lead.
- In the Discworld novel Interesting Times, Cohen the Barbarian does this quite often — killing people that have said in substance: "I'd rather die than..." — because the barbarians' concept of honor is rather devoid of subtlety. To the point that Cohen's companions start warning people beforehand to not say this kind of thing around their leader. As Cohen states in exasperation, "Why are they saying this if they don't mean it?" and they actually take along the one guy they meet who says "I think I'd rather live" because they recognize he's Too Dumb to Fool and deem him useful.
- When the Klatchian leader in Jingo is told that the Morporkians believe he will run away after "tasting cold steel" he licks his blade and asks why that would make him run away.
- Lavaeolus in Eric leads a raiding party through a fortress's secret door and at once recites a prepared speech demanding that the enemy force surrender. As the only person in the room he's penetrated is a small child on a potty, his well-rehearsed demand rather falls flat.
- In Lords and Ladies, the Queen of the Elves threatens to take Granny Weatherwax's mind, her strength, and leave one small part of her that remembers who she is but is powerless. Granny retorts that this is called "becoming old" and happens anyway. And if that's the best threat the Queen's got, it just shows how little she understands mortals.
- Unknown spy story: the Soviets produce a movie with a look-alike of a south-east Asian leader having sex with women. After showing the leader the movie and threatening him, the leader asks for a copy of the movie, knowing that the spectacular sexual abilities of the actor would only increase his standing among his people.
- O. Henry's 1910 story "The Ransom of Red Chief" is a perfect example. Two men kidnap a rich man's son, but when they send the ransom note, the father decides to let them keep the kid for a while. The kid, who calls himself 'Red Chief' is a terror, forcing the two kidnappers to play games and being a general nuisance. When they return the boy, the father has to actually distract his son from chasing after them as they flee out of town.
- In Neverwhere, Richard tells Croup and Vandemar that if they want Door, they'll have to kill him first. Vandemar is (quite unironically) delighted: "Thanks!"
- In the Gemma Doyle Trilogy, a shadowy group called the Rakshana kidnap the titular character's brother, and tell Gemma that if she gives the group her magic, they'll let him go. This is after a phenomenally bad day. So, Gemma snaps, and informs the Rakshana that their plan has backfired: up until then, she's been polite and played nice. And now, the only thing keeping her from kicking all of their asses is the fact that her brother is still alive. If they kill him, she'll kill them. They call her on this, and she kicks their asses without killing them.
- The Dresden Files:
- In Proven Guilty, Harry confronts what turns out to be a White Court vampire during a horror convention. When Harry starts getting threatening, the vamp smugly says that Harry wouldn't dare risk The Masquerade by using magic in public. Harry responds that he's in the phone book, under "Wizards." The vampire becomes notably less smug.
- Also, just as a general point and principle, Harry tends to do this to every wannabe warlock and uppity vampire that he runs across, as they tend to have egos bigger than their powers. For instance, in one of the short stories, Harry runs across Darth Wannabe, who is a pompous idiot with a dark mark tattooed on his forearm. Said idiot keeps trying to challenge Harry to a duel over a semi-imagined slight. In response, Harry pulls out his .44. They quickly lose their sneers.
Idiot: [armed with only a plastic Harry Potter wand] Wh-what are you doing?
Harry: [Southern accent] I'm a-fixin' to defend myself.
- In X-Wing: The Bacta War Ysanne Isard tries to retain her subordinates' loyalty by making examples of their entire families if they turn traitor. In one case, however, a freighter captain remarks that Isard'll be doing him a favor if she has his wife executed.
- Used very darkly in Lovecraft Country. At the end, the Big Bad threatens the protagonists: they will never be safe in America. Because it's the time of Jim Crow and the protagonists are African-American, they burst out laughing; they're not safe anyway.
- During a fight between the Feuding Families in the Rose of the Prophet series, Khardan calls off one of his men who is fighting with Khardan's wife Zohra, intending to subdue her himself and drag her before the chiefs to humiliate her. Unfortunately he somewhat underestimates her:
Khardan: Death will not rob me of my chance to see you humbled, wife!
Zohra: Oh, won't he? [slashes his leg with her dagger]
- In the Blue Bloods episode "Men in Black," Jamie Reagan and Vinny Cruz arrest the previous mayor's daughter and her friend after catching them in the act of smoking pot on a park bench. The former tries to invoke the "Do you know who I am?" card, but Jamie, who himself is the son of the current police commissioner and who's never used his father's pull to get his way, smirks and tells her, "I don't really care."
- In Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Buffy versus Dracula"), Xander, who has been Renfielded, tells Riley that if he wants "The Master" "you will have to go through me first". Riley flatly responds "Okey-dokey" and punches him out of the way.
- The final battle between Buffy and the Master in "Prophecy Girl":
Master: Where are your jibes now? Will you laugh when my hell is on earth?
Buffy: You're that amped about Hell? Go there!
- The final battle between Buffy and the Master in "Prophecy Girl":
- On Dan for Mayor Mike believes (rightfully) that Dan caused Mike's fiance to break off their engagement. To get revenge on Dan, he buys the bar where Dan is working just so he can fire him. Dan is quite happy about it since he was going to quit later that day, and this way he is owed severance pay which he would not get if he quit on his own.
- On NCIS, Gibbs is threatened in the usual way by a gangster: "...I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father. And after their funerals, I'll kill you." Gibbs responds, "No brothers, no uncles, my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives, whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you..." "huh. He hung up." Gibbs was bluffing since his father is still very much alive and whatever issues he has with his ex-wives, he would never let any harm come to them.
MCGEE: " My car keys. Now, listen to me, you do not answer the door, okay, not for anyone... (Abby gives him a mock salute) ...Or I will tie you up."ABBY: (excited) Really?
- Another NCIS example: In "Bloodbath" (Season 3, Episode 21, original airdate April 25, 2006), McGee has to protect Abby from someone who wants her dead (she is testifying in a trial.)
- In an episode of Homeland, Saul and Carrie try to blackmail information out of a rich Middle Eastern man. Their first threat, exposing him as gay, doesn't work, possibly because part of him wants to come out anyway.
- Band of Brothers: To keep him in line, Captain Sobel arranges some obviously frivolous charges against Winters, and tells him he can either lose his weekend pass, which he never uses anyway, or face court-martial. Winters requests trial by court-martial, which winds up revealing Sobel's pettiness to the higher ups and gets Sobel Kicked Upstairs to non-combat training duties.
- In Hannibal, Will Graham's threat to Freddie Lounds only gives her more material to work with in making him look mentally unstable.
- On Glee Sue tries to force Principal Figgins to back one of her insane plans by threatening to post a video Figgins made years earlier of an embarassing flight attendant tryout. At first, Figgins seems cowed but later ends up refusing to aid Sue. When Sue threatens to leak the video, Figgins scoffs that he already put it up on You Tube and it got only three views.
- On Grimm some of the nastier Wesen like to reveal their Game Face to their human victims before they kill them. Usually the victims are so freaked out by seeing a monster straight out of a horror movie that they are too stunned to fight back. However, a number of humans close to Nick know about Wesen and have become accustomed to seeing Wesen in their true form. A Wesen who tries this trick on Hank gets a shotgun butt to the face. One who tries it on Juliette gets a kick to the groin and a frying pan to the face. Things go even worse for the attackers when they try it on Nick who is a Grimm. When Nick sees a Wesen transform it triggers a supernatural reaction that lets the Wesen know exactly what Nick is. Most Wesen are utterly terrified of Grimms so the confrontation usually ends with the attacker freaking out and begging Nick not to kill him/her.
- On Justified Quarles approaches US Marshal Raylan Givens in a bar and threatens that one day he will shoot Raylan dead. As Quarles is leaving Raylan fires a round into the ceiling and tells Quarles that this day is as good as any to have a shootout. Quarles backs down.
- Raylan threatens Wynn Duffy by throwing a bullet at him and saying that "the next one will be coming faster". Duffy and Quarles use that bullet with Raylan's fingerprints on it to frame him for murder.
- In general, Raylan reacts very badly to threats against himself or people he cares about. As a result someone who threatens Raylan will have that threat backfire on him fairly quickly.
- In the Supernatural episode "All Hell Breaks Loose, Part Two" (S02, Ep22), Jake was not really thinking when he defies the King of Hell.
Jake: Go to hell.
Yellow-Eyed Demon: Been there. Done that.
- Doctor Who: The Doctor is very good at these. When you spend your free time battling galaxy destroying madmen and monsters, it comes naturally. Such as this instance from "The Doctors Wife".
House: Fear me! I've killed hundreds of Time Lords!
The Doctor: Fear me. I've killed all of them.
- In Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Detective Peralta has arrested a perp with no evidence to support holding him, risking the possibility of the case falling apart and the perp having sufficient claim to sue the police department for millions. Towards the end, when the perp's alibi that he was at a nightclub appears to be substantiated, he gloats that he's going to buy said nightclub with his lawsuit settlement winnings and erect a massive statue of Peralta right in the middle. Peralta immediately points out that he's exactly the kind of guy who would love having a massive statue of himself right in the middle of a nightclub, thus making that a pretty lame threat.
- Sherlock: Sherlock and Moriarty face off properly for the first time:
Sherlock: What if I was to shoot you now — [raises gun] right now?
Moriarty: Then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face. [makes exaggerated O-face] 'Cause I'd be surprised, Sherlock; really I would. And just a teensy bit disappointed. And of course you wouldnt be able to cherish it for very long.
- In The Wire, a moment happens where Burrell threatens Cedric Daniels' career if he doesn't drop the Barksdale case. Daniels is not fazed:
Ervin Burrell: FBI field reports... You came into a lot of money quick. You can go to jail just as quick if I start asking the right questions. This case ends, or you are done. Hell, I don't even need you to lock up Barksdale. I can have your major debrief the detectives and type the warrants himself. This case is done.
Cedric Daniels: You do what you feel. You wanna pull Avon in on half a case, you go ahead. You wanna put my shit in the street, feel free. But the Eastern had a lot of stories - mine ain't the only one. A lot of people came through that district. If you were gonna do me, I'd already be done. But there ain't nothin' you fear more than a bad headline, is there? You'd rather live in shit than let the world see you work a shovel. You can order warrants, and I'll serve 'em. But as long as I have days left on those dead wires, this case goes on.
- Daytime Divas:
- Maxine is going in for cosmetic surgery (one of a few she's had) when she boasts about being a "natural beauty." She suffers complications and is in a coma but recovers quickly. Mo manages to find out about it and uses it to threaten Maxine to give her more time on the show or she releases the news. On air, Maxine confesses the truth, making it sound like her first time and she's grateful she didn't go through with it. It turns out to be a great moment to win over viewers and thus defuses Mo's leverage.
- Subverted when Mo's assistant tries to hold out for more money or he'll release a sex tape of them. Mo snorts to go ahead as she doesn't mind folks knowing how hot she is. But the man fires back by reminding Mo about how this would count as sexual harassment and get her fired so she has to keep him on at higher pay.
- Played for laughs on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when London and Maddie go head-to-head in a competition.
London: I'll beat you so bad that you won't have a penny to your name! And you'll have to work like a dog for the rest of your life!
Maddie: Ha! I'm already there!
- On Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, FBI forensic psychiatrist Dr. George Huang decides to help an addict get clean with a controversial drug that's not been cleared in the U.S., knowing it's a risk. The boy helps the detectives trick the doctor who got him hooked on drugs in the first place to get on tape confessing to murder and assault. When the man threatens to reveal what Huang did, Huang relates he already reported himself, being put on unpaid leave by the FBI and his license suspended 30 days but as far as he's concerned, "it was worth it".
- On Lucifer, the title character is up front on how he's the Devil come to Los Angeles but no one believes it. Thus, when someone threatens him with a gun, his reaction is to literally laugh it off as nothing can harm him.
- Subverted if Lucifer is with Chloe as, for some reason, her presence does make him vulnerable to harm.
- Lucifer discovers that Pierce is actually Cain, the world's first murderer, condemned with eternal life. When Pierce is walking away, Lucifer threatens to tell everyone the man's secret. Pierce scoffs to go right ahead as "no one even believes you're the Devil."
- On Grey's Anatomy, Weber's AA sponsor is checked in, having relapsed and wants him to help her "die with dignity." When he naturally refuses, she first threatens to go over his head but he points out how "I'm married to the owner of the hospital and I mentored the chief surgeon." She then crosses the line by stating she will out him as an alcoholic to any doctor he sends in. He immediately brings in Meredith and Maggie, both of whom already know all about Richard's past problems and snaps that "I trust them completely so feel free to share anything you want."
- On Keeping Up Appearances, during an outing with Hyacinth that's gone terribly wrong, Elizabeth tells her brother Emmett that if he doesn't stop grumbling, Hyacinth won't invite him anywhere again. As he hates Hyacinth, this just makes him complain much louder.
- Napoléon: After Napoleon's humiliating defeat in Russia, France is at war with a new coalition already consisting of Britain, Russia, and Prussia. The Austrian foreign minister, Count Metternich, visits Napoleon in Paris to witness French military strength first-hand. Napoleon makes a display of showing off his new regiments and stressing his family relationship with Emperor Francis, but Metternich is unconvinced, prompting Napoleon to finally threaten to "reduce Vienna to rubble" if they join the Sixth Coalition. It clearly didn't work out and just made him seem desperate and too dangerous to remain in power from the Austrians' perspective.
- On Judging Amy, the slimy lawyer of an abusive couple specializes in threatening judges with some shady rulings of their past and he'll bring them up to make them look racist, sexist, etc. He tries it on an elderly judge (Kathryn Jooster), claiming that the father is Latino and the judge has removed eight children from abusive person of color couples. The judge holds him in contempt. Even as he's handcuffed, the lawyer tries to press it.
Lawyer: You have the reputation of an aging judge. Allegations of racism and wild behavior could very well taint the end of what has been a long and well regarded career.Judge: Go ahead. This is my last day. I retired. And who cares about the reputation of a retired judge?
- Around about the start of the InVasion angle, when The Undertaker was in his American Badass persona, he threatened "Stone Cold" Steve Austin that he would "make [him] famous" if he messed with his family. This comment inspired Diamond Dallas Page to start stalking Taker's wife Sara as part of his plan to get into Taker's head and upset him because, as DDP explained in his promo when he revealed himself as the stalker, he wants to be famous.
Diamond Dallas Page: Duh! Taker, you idiot, Stone Cold Steve Austin's already famous! [...] Taker, you got a problem with me? Cool. I'm begging ya- make me famous!
- The Sandman's famous entrance in ECW included him busting himself open by smashing a beer can against his forehead, making himself bleed before he even got into the ring. This nullified any threats his opponent might have made about making him bleed.
- In BattleTech, just before an enemy force touched down on the planet Twycross, the local commander of the Falcon Guard, Ravil Pryde, complained to a technician that one of the lasers was malfunctioning on his mech- as soon as his computer cycled to it it was automatically firing. He threatened the technician with reassignment somewhere else if he failed to fix it before the upcoming battle. As Twycross is regarded as a very unpleasant planet to live on due to being a desert world known for constant, heavy winds that blow huge sandstorms across the surface of the main continent, the technician did not regard this as much of a threat. When Ravil went into battle against the attacking Archer's Avengers, his laser misfired, hitting their dropship as it was landing. This attack violated the safe conduct Ravil had previously guaranteed for the landing, and the Avengers proceeded to attack all out, destroying the entire Falcon Guard and killing Ravil in the process.
- In Tales of Monkey Island, McGillicutty captures the MerLeader and threatens hir with death by drowning if s/he doesn't turn over the MacGuffin. The threat proves less than effective and McGillicutty is too crazed to realize it.
- Immortal Souls has this little exchange between the main character and the Hero Antagonist. Considering Desmond is both a Jerkass and has No Sense of Humor it's hard to tell whether he's being obtuse or intentionally antagonistic.
- Variation is the Mass Effect 2 DLC Lair of the Shadowbroker. The person Shepard's pursuing takes a hostage and demands Shepard back off Or Else. One possible response is Shepard listing off the decisions s/he has made that has resulted in mass casualties/genocide/unleashing hostile aliens, and then asking if she believes Shepard won't be willing to shoot a single hostage is really her plan.
- On assorted occasions various characters make threats about coming after Shepard. Usually just before Shepard shoots them in the face.
- A similar variation in Dragon Age: Origins Awakening if your Warden Commander in the expansion is the same one from the original. Early on, your Warden is established as the ruler of a portion of land in your country. Your estate receives a letter from a noble, informing you that his daughter is kidnapped and begging you to pay the ransom for him because he can't get the money quickly enough. When you arrive at the meet, the bandit leader is angry that someone other than the noble showed up, and your Warden can casually mention "yeah, he couldn't make it, so he sent the commander of the Grey Wardens instead." The bandits get worried, and you can almost see one of them losing bladder control as he yelps out "The one who killed the Archdemon??", but the leader says "well, make any moves and we'll kill the girl!" Your character can basically shrug and say "Really? There's a river of blood behind me. Well, if that's what you want," which causes half the bandits, including the ones holding the girl, to run like hell. Bonus points if your Warden is an Arcane Warrior. Of course, the rest of the bandits decide to fight you. Guess how that ends.
- You can play it straight and, rather than intimidate the bandits with your past accomplishments and complete nonchalance at a normally high-stakes, high-risk situation, tell them that you're going to kill them no matter what. With nothing to lose, they immediately kill the girl, then turn on you.
- In a Genocide run of Undertale, any attempts at threatening Burgerpants will get you nowhere. He's been beaten down by his job to the point that he truly does not care about being threatened at all, even though you're an Omnicidal Maniac at that point.
Burgerpants: Sorry, little weirdo. Threats won't work on me. I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
- Drache, the first boss of the Shoot 'em Up Einhänder is a large dragon-like walker machine who threatens the player ship "Dies ist eine Warnung! Entladen Sie alle Ihre Waffen!" before the fight starts. This translates to "This is a warning! Unload all your weapons!". Not a very smart threat, since the player promptly unloads all their weapons into the boss.
- The climax of Legacy of Kain: Defiance has the Elder God threatening the vampire Kain with an And I Must Scream fate of being buried beneath a mountain of rubble until he goes mad with hunger and prays for the release of a death that will never come. Kain's response:
Kain: Your words are heartening... for you would not fear us... unless we could truly do you harm!
- Played for Laughs in one interraction in Mortal Kombat X featuring Kenshi and Ferra.
Kenshi: Your voice is somewhat annoying.
Ferra: Ferra bite ears off!
Kenshi: Well, that's... considerate?
- In Kevin & Kell, Kell, recently terminated from Herd Thinners, decides to set up her own company to rival it (after some encouragement and funding from the Rabbit Council). Her former boss, RL, calls her when he finds out and threatens to crush her company and devour her. She's thrilled that RL sees her as a threat.
- In Oglaf, the vampire Navaan tells Ivan that she's going to kill him... but first she's going to have sex with him. When his response is a delighted smile, she backs off in confusion: all her other victims have been lifelong virgins for whom sex is a genuine Fate Worse than Death.
- The Order of the Stick:
Azurite General: You will never take this city while I am alive!
Death Knight: Terms accepted. [runs him through with a sword]
- User Friendly. There are thirty officers in this building!
- In Secret of Mana Theater, the author gets tired of Elliot's attitude, especially badmouthing him and the viewers.
Author: I could have you fired.
Elliot: Oh no! Please don't fire me from this crappy job!
- Briar Patching backfire: in the first episode of Futurama, Fry is upset at the fact he's been assigned the job of "delivery boy";
Fry: What if I refuse to do it?
Leela: Then you'll be fired...
Leela: ...out of a cannon. Into the sun.
- In The Venture Bros., a villain threatens Dr. Venture with the death of his sons, shouting, "GIVE ME THE HAND OF OSIRIS!" Doc's response? "Give me head." Sure that Venture just misheard him, the villain declares "I'm about to KILL your sons!" to which Venture nonchalantly replies "Join the club!". This horrifies the villain.
- Justice League:
- The episode, "Divided We Fall" provides this example:
Brainthor: [to a restrained Flash] Looks like The Question was right all along... I kill you, and then Armageddon. Right on schedule. [points gun at Flash]
Flash: No! [vibrates arms fast enough so as to escape from Brainiac's mechanical guards]
Brainthor: Are you going to fight me, boy?
[threat appears to take effect; Flash slumps forward and cautiously retreats, then turns around and speeds away; Brainiac relaxes]
- Brainiac takes a hit from the opposite direction. And then another hit. And another hit. And another and another and another... Flash ran around the world in less than a fraction of a second, hitting Brainthor each time and extracting Brainiac from Luthor molecule by molecule!
- Done even earlier by Vandal Savage in the episode 'Hereafter'. Superman is shot 30,000 years into the future, where he and Savage are the only remaining people on Earth. When Superman hears how Savage killed the Justice League, he beats him downnote before lifting a rock and declaring:
Superman: I should smash your skull.
Savage: Go ahead. We both know it wouldn't work.
- This one works on a couple levels. First, Savage is correct that it wouldn't affect him. Second, he's gone through thousands of years of My God, What Have I Done? after causing the complete extinction of the human race, and would almost certainly be a Death Seeker if it were at all possible for him to die. Basically, there is no level on which the threat is effective.
- The episode, "Divided We Fall" provides this example:
- One of Family Guy's Cutaway Gag bits had a slave trader getting annoyed by the slaves constantly asking "Are we there yet?" Finally he yells "If you don't stop it I'm turning this ship around right now!"
- The Penguins of Madagascar, when Skipper has stolen the batteries from Julien's boombox to shut him up:
Skipper: You can have this battery when you pry it from my cold dead flippers!
Julien: Ew, sounds gross. But do-able!
- Grandpa Marsh is a Death Seeker on South Park.
Cartman: You piece of crap! I'll kill you!
Grandpa: That's the spirit, tubby!
- "Quintuplets 2000":
Officer: Freeze, asshole!
Grandpa: Aw, go ahead and shoot me! I dare ya!
Officer: Don't push me, man!
Grandpa: Pull the trigger, you little pussy!
- Cheryl from Archer causes this in a few occasions: threaten to kill her and she'll probably rip her top off in anticipation of her world's splooshiest orgasm.
- From the series finale of Megas XLR.
Evil Coop: You know you don't have a chance.
Coop: I. DON'T. KNOW. NOTHING!"
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy:
- In his debut episode, Hoss Delgado has Grim under his gun and says him he's gonna send him to back to hell. Grim gleefully cheers for him to do it, as it would free him from Billy and Mandy. Hoss changes his mind and leaves.
- The episode "The Wrongest Yard" has two backfires in short order. First, when the football coach plans to replace Mindy with Mandy as the captain of the cheerleading squad, Mindy states that she's taking the other cheerleaders with her if that happens, and the coach remarks he doesn't care since Mandy's better than they are anyway. Then, Mindy angrily tells Mandy that she will never speak to her again if Mandy becomes the captain; Mandy simply tells her, "Well, I can't pass up that offer," and takes the job right then and there.
- The Simpsons:
- In one episode Santa's Little Helper sires a bunch of puppies, which look like him with tufts of the mother's poodle-like fur accenting it. Bart and Lisa trying to get rid of them (in a box labeled "Free Puppies", no less), and run afoul Snake:
Bart: Hey, mister, would you like a puppy?
Snake: No... [flashes his pants-holstered gun] but I'll take one!
Snake: [running off to his car with a puppy, brandishing his gun] I'm gonna love and cherish this little dude...and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
- In a Treehouse of Horror episode, Maggie is revealed to be Kang's daughter and he and Kodos have come to take her away. After Jerry Springer fails to solve the problem, they give an ultimatum:
Kang: Anywho, this is your last chance. Turn over the baby now.
Kodos: Or we will destroy all your leaders in Washington.
Marge: [knowingly] Oh, you couldn't destroy every politician.
Kang: Just watch us. [laughing menacingly, they board their flying saucer and take off]
Bart: Don't forget Ken Starr!
- In one episode Santa's Little Helper sires a bunch of puppies, which look like him with tufts of the mother's poodle-like fur accenting it. Bart and Lisa trying to get rid of them (in a box labeled "Free Puppies", no less), and run afoul Snake:
- From The Spooktacular New Adventures of Casper:
Kat: You're a dead man!
Casper: No duh.
- In the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Growth Spout," when Mr. Krabs resorts to stealing food from his employees' homes to feed Pearl's growing body, Squidward threatens to call the police after he caught Mr. Krabs stealing his gourmet food. When Mr. Krabs threatens to fire him, Squidward dials 911. When even stating that of he goes to prison, no one will take care of Pearl is not enough to hang up the phone, Squidward demands Mr. Krabs give him his gold tooth.
- In the episode where Spongebob runs away after he's called "idiot boy" for accidentally causing some mishaps, Mr. Krabs asks Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward to help him look for Spongebob so that the Krusty Krab can be profitable again. Everyone is intent on looking for Spongebob, with the exception of Squidward, who voices his happiness at the thought of Spongebob being gone forever. When Mr. Krabs threatens to fire him if he doesn't help look, Squidward says he can go right and do it, as he would consider getting fired a great favor. Mr. Krabs only gets Squidward to help by promising him a fabergé egg.
- In the American Dad! episode "Frannie 911", Roger gets kidnapped and Stan's response is...complete and utter indifference. He even manages to negotiate the ransom down to a handful of pocket change, but still doesn't pay it. However, it turns out that Stan knew the whole thing was a Faked Kidnapping orchestrated by Francine (she was making the calls from her cellphone, and the Smith household has Caller ID); that said, the terrible way Roger treated her throughout the whole ordeal demonstrates to Francine exactly why Stan hates him.
- In the Looney Tunes cartoon A Street Cat Named Sylvester, as Tweety tries to hide from Sylvester, a bedridden Hector the bulldog tells him to stay with him, saying that Sylvester "will have to get you over my dead body," to which Sylvester, hearing everything, says, "Okay, buster, I can arrange that!" He then tries to crush Hector with a fridge, only to miscalculate his aim so that the fridge lands on him instead, resulting in him being bedridden, too.
- The standard response when somebody threatens to leave an Internet forum: "And nothing of value was lost."
- Some forums have admins who, by policy, give these people a helpful whack with the ban hammer on the way out to make sure they follow through.
- Same for when a terrible customer says "I'm never shopping here again." The store staff will still try and placate them as best they can, but in their heads they're thinking "Good." Especially if the cashier didn't actually do anything wrong and the store is unlikely to be affected by one person not shopping there. If the store staff still have their jobs the next day and one less terrible customer, this threat is more likely to be laughed at as soon as the person leaves than actually work.
- A good example happened when Gord threw an obnoxious pain-in-the-ass out of his gaming store and told him never to come back. The guy shouted he was never coming here again and Gord responded "I just said that."
- As anyone who has ever been told something alone the lines of "You wouldn't dare" can tell you, the statement often feels less like an implied threat and more often like the one saying it is trying to goad you into going for it, which quite obviously can easily result in this trope unless self-restraint is observed.
- Marco Guttierez, co-founder of an online group of Latinos supporting Donald Trump's candidacy, claimed that his culture was becoming too dominant. For an example, he said if Trump didn't become President, that there would be taco trucks on every corner. The Internet saw that as a promise, not a threat. Trump's opponent, Hillary Clinton, referenced this in her first debate with Trump.
- In a similar vein, GOP Speaker of the House Paul Ryan warned of Bernie Sanders becoming the chair of the Senate Budget Committee in the wake of a Democrat takeover of Congress. Sanders promptly ran with the idea, raising over $2 million in the span of two days and spawning the sarcastic #ThanksPaul hashtag.
- This is almost certain to happen if you threaten a police officer or soldier