Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: Rhetorical, eh? ... Eight!
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: Do I know what "rhetorical" means?
Ah, rhetorical questions. Is there anything they can't do? ...Wait, don't answer that.
A Rhetorical Question Blunder is what happens when a character asks a question that they didn't need an answer to... and then gets an answer anyway. That answer will almost always be contrary to the point they were trying to make. Occasionally this can lead down a slippery slope as the asker tries to salvage the original intention.
Truth in Television is in play here. When you join a debate team, they specifically tell you not to ask rhetorical questions; it simply gives the other team the opportunity to answer it in a way that undermines your point.
Could easily lead to a Rhetorical Request Blunder. Particularly common when dealing with someone who is Sarcasm-Blind. Related to Analogy Backfire. Often the answer is a Mathematician's Answer. Sometimes, when played for drama, the answer can be an Armor-Piercing Response.
Despite the common use of the phrase when the asker sees this coming, this has nothing to do with Don't Answer That, which is a trope about Perp Sweating. Similar to I Was Just Joking where one makes a comment that wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
- In Bleach, 3 Captains of the Gotei 13 "lost" their cloak during a fight, and have been called up by the Captain Commander Yamamoto to explain.
Yamamoto: You fools, what do you think of the Captain's cloak?Byakuya: Cheap.Kenpachi: Nuisance.Kyoraku: Fashionable?Yamamoto: Shut up, you morons.
- Soul Eater:
- Left Hand in the first Vampire Hunter D film after saving D's life.
What would you do without me? *Beat* Don't answer that.
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing has this conversation in the final battle:
Wufei: "How many people do you think have died for you?"
Treize: "Do you really want to know? As of yesterday, 99,822 people."
Treize: "Lady, how many fatalities today?"
Une: "We have confirmed reports of 82 White Fang soldiers and 105 of our own."
Treize: "I see. Give me their names later today."
- At one point in Puella Magi Madoka Magica, after Homura casually notes that one should be careful disposing of a corpse in front of a middle school girl weeping over her best friend's lifeless body, her fellow Magical Girl Kyoko blows her stack.
- In Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood after encountering the Elric Brothers, Yoki, who's held a grudge against them for years, is shocked to see that his presence elicits no response from them.
Ed: "And who are you?"
Yoki: "Don't act like you don't know me! How could you have forgotten Yoki, The Great Proprietor of Youswell?"
Ed: "Rather easily. Are you sure we've actually met?"
- Don Rosa played with the trope in "A Little Something Special". After Magica De Spell, Flintheart Glomgold, the Beagle Boys and Blackheart Beagle teamed up in a plan to steal Scrooge McDuck's fortune and failed, Magica and the Beagles went to South Africa and robbed Flintheart, who asked what he did to deserve that but quickly added a "Don't Answer That" command.
- From New Avengers:
Namor: When were you going to tell me about this?
Iron Man: It just happened yesterday.
Namor: I thought we had an arrangement here.
Iron Man: Does anyone know how to say "It just happened yesterday" in Atlantean?
Reed Richards: Fortanu Vasyama.
(everyone in the room stares at Richards)
Reed Richards: Oh, I, uh...I thought you were really asking.
- In one issue of The Sandman, Morpheus grants a 14th-century peasant immortality to see how he'll adapt to it, and the man agrees to meet Morpheus again in a pub 100 years later. When they see each other again in 1489, the man raves about all of the exciting technological advances that he's seen in the last century (including chimneys, playing cards and... handkerchiefs) and Morpheus sarcastically remarks, "Most impressive. What will you people think of next?" Not realizing that he's mocking him, the man responds "Something to get rid of fleas, with any luck..."
- Ultimate Spider-Man
Jameson: Ben, if you paid whatever this paper costs every morning to sit down and read it with the morning cup of joe, would you be interested in a story about some creature that lives in the sewer?Urich: Yes.
- In their first meeting, Nick Fury drops in on Peter to explain how he and SHIELD can't go after Norman Osborn until they can legally prove he's a threat - which likely means after Osborn's attacked someone Peter cares about. Peter, at the end of his rope, goes into I Just Want to Be Normal mode. Fury replies that "optimism is a revolutionary act." Peter sarcastically asks if Fury got that from the guy who poked out his eye. Fury springs out of his chair, gets right in Peter's face, and says "Yes."
- Also, Jameson and Urich discussion an article that Urich has been working on
- Code: Pony Evolution combines this this with Breaking the Fourth Wall when Pinkie Pie answers a rhetorical question made by THE NARRATOR
- From the Death Note AU Monster when L comments on Misa's enthusiasm for killing criminals Light asks:
Light: Is it a crime that someone else is as committed to cleansing the world as I am?L: Yes, actually, it is. That's called mass murder.
- In chapter 15 of Sonic Generations: Friendship is Timeless, Rainbow Dash asks a rhetorical question. She then notices Pinkie Pie is about to answer said question and quickly states she wasn't looking for an answer.
- In Harry Potter and the New Chance Tonks brings Sirius to see her parents after Veritaserum questioning by Madame Bones reveals his innocence and they react with shock and hostility.
Tonks: Do you think I'd bring a dangerous criminal home for supper? On second thought, scratch that.
- The Infinite Loops: Silver Spoon is angry with the Crusaders for stealing away her friend, unaware they're in a time loop and she's not. So when they come up to talk to her she's not very happy...
Silver Spoon: What do you all want?
Scootaloo: Well, I personally want to revolutionize the field of aeronautics and join the Wonderbolts. I'm pretty sure Sweetie here wants to become a pop star, and Apple Bloom wants to build an army of robots to do her bidding.
Apple Bloom: Not an army. Ah'd be fine with a small squad o' twelve, Ah'm not greedy.
Silver Spoon: ...what?
- Bait and Switch: In chapter nine Admiral Amnell Kree finishes a mission briefing and asks if there are any questions. Eleya snidely wonders aloud where they got an operational codename like "Blue Friday".
Kree: Random number generator. Any pertinent questions?
- Comes up in the NSFW Neon Genesis Evangelion fic Home/Bodies when Misato is worried Asuka and Shinji are jumping into sex too fast.
Misato: "Shinji, don't you think you're going a little too fast?"
Shinji: "If she likes me, I guess it's okay."
Misato: "I like you Shinji. Are you going to fuck me now?"
Shinji: "Do you want me to?"
- In an omake for Nothing But Trouble, when Naruto/Kyuubi motorboats Tsunade and his apprentice demands to go next, Tsunade irritably asks, "Anyone else?" Everyone else present forms a line, including the Mizukage.
- When Monet first joins the Foxhound Pirates in Shinobi of the High Seas, she takes a look at the heavily injured Soren and asks if they just threw him on a bed and called it a day. Yes. Yes they did.
- After the Bijuu are given human forms in Eroninja, Kukaku (the Yonbi) goes out of her way to mock Urd (the new Hachibi born from its severed tentacle) whom she doesn't think is a real bijuu. At one point Kukaku asks Naruto whether he'd rather have "one of the bijuu created by the Rikudo Sennin himself or a second-rate knockoff" like Urd. Naruto responds that given their respective personalities, he likes Urd much more than Kukaku.
- While teaching Supergirl swordsmanship in Trolling the League, Naruto tells her to deflect instead of block when facing a stronger opponent, causing her to irritably ask what the odds are of her coming across a swordsman stronger than her. Since Naruto's been knocking her around the entire time, he snarks that they clearly aren't zero.
- A nonverbal one in The Keening Blade. When trying to curb the heroine's kleptomaniac tendencies, Loghain points out that stealing from her allies is troublesome and also wrong. After all, she didn't go stealing things when she was seeing the king of the dwarves...
(beat)Loghain: You did, didn't you? You absolutely did. You totally looted the palace of the dwarven king!
- In Code Geass: Redo of the Rebellion Cornelia responds to Zero chiding her for being so rude to him by asking how he'd react to the man that killed his brother. Zero quips that he'd buy the man a beer and share a laugh.
- In Promises of a Wandering Hero, Naru tries to warn Kitsune about how her snooping might get her into trouble someday.
Kitsune: "What would life be without a little risk?"Naru: "Longer."
- In This Bites!, Cross wonders during an SBS broadcast who came up with the Davy Back Fight, only for someone to call and tell him: Whitebeard.
- In For Love of Magic, Tonks has trouble coping with the idea of not just being in a four-way relationship but Harry potentially sleeping with random women on the side as well. When she asks if Harry would be fine with her sleeping with another man, Harry says that not only is he fine with it but if he was bisexual, he'd be suggesting she bring the man into their bed to share.
- In Dragons Speak Parseltongue Too, You Know Hermione complains about the lack of a search aide for the Hogwarts library.
Harry: Accio!note That's what we've been missing- that's how we can locate things.
Hermione: Of course, how could we have been so oblivious?
Luna: Well, you see Hermione, we've all been very preoccupied and-
Hermione: That was a rhetorical question, Luna.
Hermione: That means you aren't supposed to answer.
Luna: Well, that's very silly. Why ask a question if you don't want an answer?
- In this parody of Steven Universe, Blue Diamond points out that she asked Defense Zircon's exact same question literally two minutes ago.
Rhetorical questions dont work on Diamonds, Zircon.
- In Alice in Wonderland, when Alice shrinks back to normal size after calling the Queen out, the Queen rhetorically asks what she was saying and the Cheshire Cat answers. But unlike many other examples, it's likely he knew it was a rhetorical question and he did it for a laugh.
- From the Hilarious Outtakes at the end of A Bug's Life:
Hopper: Are you saying that I'm stupid?
Princess Atta: (bursts out laughing) Yes!
- Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus, when Barbie/Princess Annika is confronting her Knight Templar Parents.
Annika: What do you want me to do? Just sit in my room all day?!
King and Queen: YES!
- In Disney's The Little Mermaid:
Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? (Pause) I mean when it's important!
- Pocahontas has one between Governor Ratcliffe and Wiggins. For bonus points, Ratcliffe ends his monologue with another rhetorical question.
Governor Ratcliffe: Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
- Double bonus points when (if you read the ending credits) you realise Ratcliffe and Wiggins are voiced by the same person.
Wiggins: Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
Governor Ratcliffe: It's the gold! They have it and they don't want us to take it from them. Well, I'll just have to take it by force then, won't I?
- Made a Running Gag in Leroy & Stitch, where Gantu keeps attempting to answer Dr. Hämsterviel's questions...
Hämsterviel: Don't you think that went very well?Gantu: Actually, I think—Hämsterviel: I wasn't asking for your opinion!Gantu:: Actually, you did. I--Hämsterviel: No! It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?Gantu: Eh...Hämsterviel: NO! That was a rhetorical question 'too!' Ugh...
Hämsterviel: It has taken Leroy a few paltry hours to succeed while you took three years to fail. What is wrong with you?!Gantu: Well, I have a bad knee.Hämsterviel: No! That was a rhetorical question, you don't answer it! Now will you get me down from this chair!Gantu: Uh, was that a rhetorical question?Hämsterviel: No! That one was not-- Get me down! Get me down!
- Lampshaded after Leroy has reported that all of Jumba's experiments (except Stitch and Reuben) have been caught:
- ...And then the roles are reversed when Gantu turns on Hämsterviel in the final battle.
Hämsterviel: Eh, I think it means...
- Kung Fu Panda. Shifu asks who could possibly be worthy of having the Dragon Scroll, the key to limitless power!!! There's a long 15 second pause, then Master Oogway says, "I don't know."
- Twice in the The Hunchback of Notre Dame II Pheobus asks two of these to his Silent Snarker horse Achilles
Phoebus: A string of robberies begins the moment a circus comes to town. Coincidence? I don't think so. How many times have I ever been wrong?
- First when Phoebus is getting reports on robberies involving the Circus
Achilles [counts on his hoof *Tap. *Tap* *Tap*]
Phoebus: Achilles, that was a rhetorical question.
Phoebus: Achilles, do you believe this? Everybody is mad at me! How often does that happen?
- The second time he reports that the circus is responsible for robberies, which does not delight Quasi or his family (Quasi due to being romantically in love with Madellaine, Esmeralda due to believing that Phoebus still holds prejudice views towards gypsies, and their son Zephyr due to admiring the circus), and they all angrily leave.
Achilles: [counts on his hoof *Tap*. *Tap* *Tap*]
- In Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, when Sid is on the playground that Manny built for his yet unborn child.
Manny: I don't want you touching anything. This place is for kids. Are you a kid?Sid: [opens his mouth, is about to answer]Manny: Don't answer that!
- In The Book of Life, when Joaquin rides in to confront Chakal the Bandit King.
Joaquin: Hey, Chakal! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
(Overhead shot showing Chakal towering over his mooks, and pretty much every other character)
Bystander: 'Cause no-one's that big, man!
- The Lion King does this with the lead-up to "Be Prepared," while Scar is criticizing the hyenas for their failure to kill Simba and Nala:
Shenzi: Well, it's not like they were alone, Scar.
Banzai: Yeah, what are we supposed to do? Kill Mufasa?
Scar: [gives a Slasher Smile] Precisely.
- The Emperor's New Groove after Kuzco fires Yzma for trying to rule behind his back.
Kuzco: Sooooo, who's in my chair?
Kronk: Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
Kuzco: Very good, Kronk! Here. Get the snack.
- 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure: When Lars learns Cruella wants to turn the puppies into canvases for his art work, he asks her and her henchmen how they can do something like that. Each bad guy gives a suggestion.
Marty: (while Alex sees him and the lemurs as steaks) Come on, do I look like a steak to you?
- Die Hard:
Holly: I have a request.
Hans Gruber: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everybody's looking to me.
- Hans, being who he is, proceeds to act like a perfect gentleman.
- A rather tragic example from Forrest Gump, when Bubba is dying in Gump's arms.
Bubba: Forrest...why'd this happen?Forrest: You got shot.
- Monty Python's Life of Brian has an extended example: when Reg asks "What have the Romans ever done for us?", the other revolutionaries begin offering examples, eventually leading to:
"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
"Oh, peace! SHUT UP!"
- Similarly, one sketch in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life has Michael Palin as a Drill Sergeant Nasty-type commanding his men to march up and down the square. He asks the men if there is anything they would rather do than march up and down the square all day. One of them politely says he'd prefer to be home with his family. The sergeant lets him go. The other soldiers eagerly mention what they'd rather be doing. Finally all the remaining men go off to the movies, leaving the fuming sergeant marching up and down the square all by himself, still seemingly oblivious to the fact that he didn't have to let them go.
- In The Producers, Max Bialystock likes to ask rhetorical questions. It frequently doesn't go well.
- Right after Bloom meets Bialystock at the beginning of the movie:
Max Bialystock: How dare you condemn me without knowing all the facts!
Leo Bloom: Mr. Bialystock, I don't condemn—
Max Bialystock: Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
Bialystock: Have I ever steered you wrong?
Franz Liebkind: Always.
Bialystock: Never mind!
- Right after Bloom meets Bialystock at the beginning of the movie:
- Serenity has one such example, where in the midst of an argument between the crew, Mal goes into schoolteacher mode:
- The Dragon Errol from Snatch. has this problem. His boss Brick Top just wants him to be intimidating Dumb Muscle, but Errol has a tendency to answer rhetorical questions with pragmatic, ruthless advice. Eventually it leads Brick Top to get slightly fed up. "It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?"
- Time Bandits has the embodiment of Evil thinking aloud:
Evil Genius: That's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
Robert: Because you...
Evil Genius: Shut up, I'm speaking rhetorically.
Robert: Oh, of course, of course...
- From Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, Jane catches Frank in a rather compromising position with Tanya.
Jane: How could you!Tanya: Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can.
- Young Frankenstein:
Elizabeth: Would you want me like this, now, so soon before our wedding?Froderick: ...Yes!
- Crocodile Dundee, especially after Mick got a taste of using his hunting stories to mess with people.
Jeez, Mick, were you born in a cave?Yeah! How did you know that?... Never mind.
Are you involved in cattle?Yeah. mostly buffaloes.Oh. do you breed them?No, just toss 'em.And how are you finding New York? Bit of a lunatic asylum, eh?That's why I love it. I fit right in.
- In Analyze This, mobster Paul Vitti is interrogating a crony while threatening him with a pipe.
Vitti: Know what I'm gonna do to you if you if you don't answer me?Crony: You gonna slug me with that pipe?Vitti: That was a rhetorical question, moron!!
- After discovering how to build a durable shelter to survive on the planet where they're both marooned, Lt. Davidge of Enemy Mine sits down and proudly asks "Jerry, ol' buddy, where would you be without me?" Jerry, an alien who doesn't yet grasp the concept of rhetorical questions (and is stuck on this planet because he and Davidge shot each other's ships down), just answers honestly:
- M*A*S*H, after Hawkeye meets Major Houlihan, where they develop a deep and abiding contempt for each other:
Houlihan: I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps!Mulcahy: He was drafted.
- A back-to-back pair of particularly dark examples in Full Metal Jacket when Joker is riding in a helicopter with a psychotic door gunner:
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC! You should do a story about me sometime!Joker: Why should we do a story about you?Door Gunner: 'Cause I'm so fucking good! That ain't no shit neither. I done got me 157 dead Gooks killed and fifty water buffalo too! Them are all certified.Joker: Any women or children?Door Gunner: Sometimes!Joker: How can you shoot women and children?Door Gunner: Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much! Ha ha! Ain't war hell?
- Scream, when everyone's in shock from Casey and Steve's deaths:
Sidney: How do you gut someone?
Stuart: You take a knife a cut them from groin to sternum.
- Marvel Cinematic Universe
Fury: What's not damaged?
- In Captain America: The Winter Soldier, the AI in Nick Fury's car is a little too Literal-Minded. In the middle of an attack, Fury keeps asking it to do things, and it keeps responding that the relevant equipment is damaged. Finally:
Car A.I.: Air conditioning is fully operational.Steve: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, what are you?Tony: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Ross: Please don't make me listen to your music.
- Thor also interrupts Loki's Motive Rant with the question "You think yourself above [humans]?" Loki's response is a confused "Well, yes" as though that's obvious.
- Black Panther (2018): When Ross sees Klaue with his bodyguards, he snarks that they look like a boy band, and asks when their next single is coming out. Klaue eagerly says that they finished it recently, and offers him a link to the file.
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
First Spy: Now, then. Where are we?
Second Spy: I have here a map!
First Spy: I know where we are, stupid! We are in England. And when we are in England, what do we do?
Second Spy: We play cricket.
First Spy: "We play cricket." No! We dress like Englishmen!
- The Force Awakens:
Han Solo: Boys, you're both gonna get what I promised. Have I ever not delivered for you before?
Tasu Leech: Twice!
Han Solo: .... What was the second time?
- The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, after Fearless Leader learns that Moose and Squirrel have followed them to the real world.
Fearless Leader: How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?
Boris: Er... 28?
Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot!
- A lethal version in Commando. Matrix has burst into his daughter's room only to find a goon making it clear they have her hostage.
Goon: If you want your daughter back you'd better cooperate, right?Matrix: Wrong. (Boom, Headshot!)
- Jesus comes across a mob stoning an adulteress. He steps between them, and says: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." When he hears a clack and the adulteress whimper in pain, he sighs, turns around, and says "Mom, please! I'm trying to work here!"
- A similar joke happens in a Robot Chicken sketch, where he himself hits the person being stoned and says "Blammo!"
- A variation, featured in a round of "Scenes We'd Like To See" on Mock the Week; Peter asked Jesus, "Why do you always leave the door open when you enter a room? Were you born in a barn?" And Jesus answered, "Yes, actually, I was."
- A political candidatenote meets a voter who says:
"You made a good speech, but I'll never vote for you because I'm a Republican."
"Why are you a Republican?"
"Because my father was a Republican, and so was his father before him."
"That's not a very logical reason. What if your father and your grandfather were both horse thieves? Then what would you be?"
- In The Talisman by Stephen King, the Big Bad considers the Bible verse "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?" He concludes, "It profits him the world."
- In Johannes Cabal the Necromancer Cabal wonders, probably not expecting an answer, why his brother's similes were always sexual, noting that it always bothered him. His brother Horst tells him he's answered his own question.
- Several Discworld examples:
Albert: Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?Mort: [thinks for a while] No. What?Albert: Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.
Ipslore: And what would humans be without love?Death: Rare.
- Shortly afterwards, Mort is trying to figure out how Albert can be Death's manservant and asks if he's dead. Albert says "Do I look dead?" but goes ahead and answers the question directly as Mort starts giving him a slow, critical look to determine the answer to the question.
- Sourcery, right at the beginning:
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler: Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?
- Moving Pictures has:
Bezam Planter: Well, one night last month you sold me a sausage in a bun and you said—
Throat: I was speaking rhetorically.
Bezam: Oh. Well. I dunno about rhetorically.
- Moving Pictures also has the same The Merchant of Venice gag as Neverwhere (below), with the troll who asked the question still insisting "Ah, but I would if I had blood. I'd bleed all over the place."
- In Going Postal, Mr. Groat informs Moist von Lipwig that he has to take "The Postman's Walk" if he wants to be accepted as the new Postmaster by the Order of the Post. Moist decides to go through with what he thinks is just a harmless initiation ritual, asking "What's the worst that could happen?" After a bit of thought, Mr. Groat responds "The worst that could happen is you lose all your fingers on one hand, are crippled for life, and break half the bones in your body. Oh, and then they don't let you join."
- In Thud!, Fred Colon comments on the trouble in Koom Valley with the immortal question "War, Nobby, huh. What is it good for?" This being Discworld, where rhetorical questions never caught on, Nobby answers the question with things like "Freeing slaves?" and "Protecting yourself from a totalitarian aggressor?"
- Lampshaded in Monstrous Regiment; at one point the squad is locked up by the enemy and Lt. Blouse is lamenting their position, saying "Oh, will I ever look my dear Emmeline in the face again?" Polly, normally a very sensible character, responds "I don't know, sir," forcing Blouse to point out "That was meant to be more of a rhetorical cry of despair than an actual question, Perks."
- A Running Gag is for Vetinari to ask "Look out the window and tell me what you see" and get pointless but true answers like "Fog" or "A small dog watching a man taking a piss in an alley." What he wants is some kind of comment on the view of Ankh-Morpork.
- The undefined-but-clearly-supernatural nature of Messrs Croup and Vandemar in Neverwhere is shown when Vandemar sticks a knife through the back of his own hand, doesn't bleed, and shows no pain. Shortly afterward, Mr Croup makes a comment about "Oh, Mr Vandemar, if you cut us, do we not bleed?" Vandemar's response is a carefully considered "No."
- In A Civil Campaign by Lois McMaster Bujold, Richars Vorrutyer gives a speech with a lengthy list of insulting rhetorical questions. Then someone answers him.
- In The War God's Own, Halashu asks who would be fool enough to claim that Bahzell Bahnakson is a Champion of Tomanak. Cue the War God appearing to say: "I would."
- In the Warcraft Expanded Universe novel Tides of War, Garrosh falls into these when Hamuul is concerned.
Garrosh: Does this look like the green skin of Thrall?
Garrosh: And now, can you tell me what my decision to wait has brought us?Hamuul: Defeat?
- Hamuul does it again regarding Garrosh's apparently unwise delay in the attack on Theramore.
- The first Red Dwarf novel has the deceased Arnold J. Rimmer do this to himself when deciding that his status as living impaired need not stop his ambition:
Well, he wasn't going to let it get him down any more. He wasn't going to let it stand in his way. He was dead, there was no use bleating about it. Was that a reason to quit? Did Napoleon quit when he was dead? Did Julius Caesar quit when he was dead?Well... yes.
- In The Dresden Files, Harry derails a Fey Queen's attempt to seduce him by reminding her that he killed her cousin.
Maeve: Tell me, mortal. When was the last time flesh, new and strange to your hand, lay quivering beneath you, hmm? When was the last time you could taste and feel some little lovely's cries?Harry: Technically? When I killed Aurora.
- In Wolf Hall, Thomas Cromwell does this deliberately when Henry asks if he thinks "a king should huddle indoors like a sick girl," referring to a speech Cromwell once made as an MP which criticized Henry's wars in France as pointless and potentially financially disastrous if Henry were to be capture. Cromwell replies that would be ideal for fiscal purposes, and Henry is impressed that Cromwell sticks to his guns. Henry isn't the only one, though—it's just better not to ask rhetorical questions around Cromwell because he will answer them and rarely to the asker's liking. He even answers his own, as seen in his interview with Margaret Pole:
Cromwell: [referring to Plantagenet plotters to the throne] I wonder what they talked about.
Lady Margaret: I'm sure you do.
Cromwell: Actually, I don't.
- In the Young Adult science fiction book Illuminae, Ezra is undergoing a physcologial evalutaion before he can become a fighter pilot, something necessitated by the recent destruction of his home colony via Bei Tech. Not very impressed with the interviewer, he snarkily asks if the real psychologist died and he's talking to a medical intern or something. Given how many people just got killed? Yup.
- Bowling for Soup's song "No Hablo Ingles", in a verse containing a series of questions:
Do you like my band?...Don't answer that.
- The Magnetic Fields' "Yeah! Oh Yeah!" is entirely this.
Her: Are you out of love with me?Are you longing to be free?Do I drive you up a tree?Him: Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- Bruce Springsteen: As heard on "Rosalita" on the Live 1975-85 album, Springsteen introduces all the other members of the E Street Band, then comes to saxophonist Clarence Clemons, at the time the most popular member of the band. "And last but not least," Springsteen asks, "do I have to say his name? Do I have to speak his name? Do I have to speak his name?" Each time Springsteen asks, he receives a mixture of "Yeah!" and "No!" responses from the audience. Audience members may well have been confused, because a "Yeah!" response would imply that they didn't know who Clemons was, while a "No!" response would imply that they didn't want to hear him introduced.
- Garfield says this to a mirror in the January 28, 1985 strip when he asks it who the cutest cat of all is and Nermal walked up soon after.
- This◊ strip had Garfield doing his usual stand-up routine on the fence and asks the audience if they're feeling good, only for the audience to reply that things could be better, before Garfield angrily tells them that it was a rhetorical question, to which the audience tells him to ask another.
- Happens in FoxTrot
Andy: Roger, you can't spend 24 hours a day hovering over your kids! What are you going to do? Quit your job?Roger: Now there's a thought.Andy: I was kidding, Roger. Kidding!
Paige: Those cheerleaders think they're so special. What have they got that we haven't got?Nicole: Five guys fighting to carry their lunch trays.Paige: Besides that.Nicole: Really, really perfect bodies.Paige: You're not helping, Nicole.Nicole: I think the one on the left is a concert violinist.
- Another Fox Trot example:
- In Ghost Trick, Bailey the prison guard blunders over his own rhetorical question when he replies to a co-worker implying he's stupid with "What's that supposed to mean?", then explains apropos of nothing that it was just an expression of indignation.
- Done hilariously in Army Men: Sarge's Heroes
Tan Soldier: Colonel Grimm and the Sarge have escaped our forces and captured a blue intelligence officer and...to make matters worse, Sarge found one of our portals.General Plastro: WHAT?Tan Soldier: Colonel Grimm and Sarge have escaped -General Plastro: I HEARD YOU! IT WAS A RHETORICAL 'WHAT'! (punches the soldier out of the building) Does anyone else have any good news they'd like to share?Tan Soldiers: No sir! Nope! Not me! Nothin'!
- Mass Effect:
Wrex: So tell me, who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?Tali: Do krogan always size up one another for a fight? Even friends and allies?Wrex: Yes.Wrex: Hey, Tali. Your people created the geth, ever talk about it?Tali: Do the krogan talk about starting a stupid war that got your species sterilized?Wrex: All the time.
- In Mass Effect, Urdnot Wrex has a penchant for these, particularly in his elevator conversations with Tali.
Jaal: I see. You took my sarcasm as an excuse to show off.
- In Mass Effect 3, during a sidequest where you traverse a virtual world, Shepard comes across recordings of the quarians before the geth drove them off their homeworld and wonders why the quarians are wearing their environmental suits. Legion, a friendly geth, responds that the recordings are based off Shepard's own memories and asks Shepard how many quarians s/he has seen without their suits. If your Shepard is male and romanced Tali in the second game, he replies: "Well...one."
- From Mass Effect: Andromeda, team-member Jaal will respond to a question about his race's biology by asking Ryder if they know how their own eyes work. If the player has chosen Sara Ryder, she'll respond with an explanation, much to Jaal's bemusement.
- In the aftermath of the game, Ryder can respond to a comment from a romanced Peebee by saying "what am I going to do with you?" To which Peebee replies "I'm writing a list."
- Cortana has one of these done to her in Halo 2 when the Chief and some Helljumpers are deployed onto Halo Installation 05 by HEV.
Cortana: Could we possibly make any more noise?Chief grabs a missile launcher out of his pod.Cortana: ... I guess so.
- In World of Warcraft, this happens in a randomly occurring conversation between Kil'ruk the Wind-Reaver and Ka'roz the Locust (probably a Shout-Out to the Full Metal Jacket example above).
Kil'ruk the Wind-Reaver: I have heard of your "heroism," Locust. They say your raids on mogu labor camps and farmlands delayed the completion of the wall by decades. I cannot argue with your results, but how can a proud warrior of the swarm make his name chasing down fleeing peasants and farmhands?Ka'roz the Locust: Easily: You don't have to leap as far between kills.
- Does Dr. Toadley in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story answer his own questions all the time? He most certainly does.
- Exploited in one of the most difficult puzzles of Colossal Cave: "With What? Your bare hands?" is the rhetorical question asked when you forget to specify a weapon in an attack. After a few weeks of utter frustration trying to find a weapon that will slay a dragon, the player angrily types "Yes", more or less at random. Tada!
Congratulations, you just vanquished a dragon with your bare hands! (Unbelievable, isn't it?)
- Batman: Arkham Knight: Batman and Catwoman are forced to go through one of Riddler's Death Traps together, leading to this:
- Guilty Gear: In the series' backstory, when Sol was training Sin, they had a discussion about what the latter's Weapon of Choice would be. Sin said he wanted something flashy that would stand out and let the enemy know exactly who they were fighting; Sol snarked "Why don't you just wave a giant flag around while you're at it?!" Sin took him seriously.
- Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse: In episode 2, "The Tomb of Sammun-Mak", Sam and Max's Identical Ancestors Sameth and Maximus observe some Fantastic Racism, leading to the following exchange:
Maximus: Why can't we all get along, Sameth?
Sameth: Because most of us are (bicycle horn sound), little buddy.
- When Faris joins the party in Dissidia Final Fantasy: Opera Omnia, Steiner protests because she's a pirate. Vaan, who is a sky pirate, asks if he should leave too. Steiner's reaction indicates that yes he should, because Steiner hadn't realized just how many Loveable Rogues were in the party already.
- From A Miracle of Science:
Beatriz Juruna: What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul?
Vergil Haas: ...Well, he profits by one entire world, for starters.
- El Goonish Shive:
- Do you have a distinctive impression that Abraham didn't care to hear the answer to this question?
- In a (canonical) NP strip, Nanase asks how Grace would like it if Nanase had a magic watch that could make her look like Grace (she'd just found out that Grace can turn into a Nanase-form whenever she wants). Tedd (Grace wasn't there at the time) answers that she'd be thrilled. In fact, she wanted to give a watch like that to everyone she could turn into, she'd just assumed Nanase and Ellen would say no after everyone else she'd asked had.
- Sinfest: Here:
Percy: Is there anything in the world more miserable than a wet cat?
Pooch: Ummmm... A frozen penguin? ... A shaved porcupine? Constipated skunk? ... A toothless beaver!
- Implied here — "You been living in a cave or something?" is not answered "Yes", but the readers know it's true.
- Bob and George: Anyone want to know why I named him Mega Man X?
- Girl Genius, with Agatha and Krosp, when she didn't know who and what he is yet.
- The Last Days Of FOXHOUND: "Do I look like a masochist? Don't answer that."
- Spacetrawler, on this page.
Nogg: Does failing so many times mean I should give up, or that it's more noble that I keep getting up to get knocked down again? ... That's rhetorical.
Krep: Do you hear me replying?
- In The Order of the Stick:
Haley: Wanna see how many slaves we can sneak out of the palace before dinner?
Vaarsuvius: By my calculations, twenty three.
Haley: No, I meant—Just get your stuff.
- Penny Arcade here:
- In Between Failures, John commits one when he is trying to tell Thomas about having found a researcher for the team. Thomas' immediate immediate reply is pretty good, though.
- In Three Jaguars, Artist asks Business Manager if she knows how long it takes to draw a comic. She retorts 60 to 75 minutes.
- In Captain SNES: The Game Masta, Golbez asks Samus a rhetorical question, which she gives an honest answer to ("It was a question with an answer.") When Golbez asks a follow-up rhetorical question, clearly believing Samus's answer to be impractical, Samus has an answer yet again, to Golbez's utter frustration.
- In the Sluggy Freelance story "KITTEN", Max spends most of a large comic near the beginning explaining to the audience who the characters are. At the end, this turns out to be his answer to another character's question "Who the hell do you kids think you are?"
- XKCD uses one here in the "Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal, asking whether it's more likely all of his friends have gone insane or the bridge is on fire.
- Sara Peterson of Nobody Scores! gets one here
Sara: Do you feel safer with like Lex Luthor having a million dollars - or with that cool million resting in the bank account of THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE?
[Beat panel]] Her roomates consider.
Sara: Fuck you lack-of-support-motherfuckers
- Inverted in Stand Still, Stay Silent: During a mission, Sigrun seems to be asking Emil if Lalli looks scared to reassure him after he freaks out. It quickly turns out that she's really asking because she can't read Lalli as well as Emil can.
- The Skippy's List-inspired Things Shinigami Are Not Allowed To Do:
343c) Shinigami are hereby forbidden from performing Soul Burial on Optimus Prime's Spark for two reasons. One, it is in no danger of becoming a Hollow, due to it getting a new body every few months. Two, do you want to see a truck becoming a Shinigami?
343d) The last question of 343c was rhetorical, damn it.
- After Freeza kills Dende in Dragon Ball Z Abridged, he justifies killing children by giving a rhetorical question, Goku being the scholarly gentleman he is gives him a rhetorical answer.
Freeza: Oh please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish, but then who's the villain?Goku: (totally lost) Y... you.Freeza: N-no, that was a rhetorical question.Goku: And I gave you a rhetorical answer!Freeza: ...Good lord, I traded Vegeta for this.
- Randall does this to himself in the What If? about filling a swimming pool with saliva:
But it would all be worth it, because at the end of it all, you'd have an Olympic-size swimming pool full of saliva. And isn't that, deep down, all any of us really want?note
- The Most Popular Girls in School: In Episode 6:
Brittnay: (to Mackenzie) Wait, wait a minute, you lost control of the girls bathrooms? Where the fuck am I supposed to shit now?
Trisha: Oh, you can go to Jack in the Box across the street. You have to buy something, but I like their tacos.
- In a rather stunning example there is an infamous video on Buzz Feed against "manspreading" (i.e men sitting with their legs too far apart. At one point the narrator says "what is it between their legs that's so important"? Apparently she's never heard of penises and testicles, which pretty much every person who has responded to the episode has immediately shouted out.
- British YouTube contributor Ben Loka dedicates a video ("Rhetorical Answers") to doing this on purpose. For example:
Question: How would you like to win fifty thousand pounds?Answer: By not entering your contest?
- YouTube Let's-Player HCBailly often jokingly asks NPCs questions where the first answer to jump into most viewers' heads is often X-rated, and immediately follows up with "Don't answer that, viewers." to discourage them from posting the naughty answers in the comments.
- In an episode of Content Cop, iDubbbzTV repeatedly does this to demonstrate the fragility of Leafy's frequent "anti-insults," framing crude, insulting remarks as "honest" questions to implicitly plead ignorance and avoid backlash:
Leafy: Yo, is this person fucking retarded?
Leafy: Yo, is this person fucking retarded?
Ian: Yes, she's retarded. Is that the answer you're looking for, "She's retarded"?
Leafy: I'm not trying to be a dick, like, I really can't tell, like I know some people are going to be like "Aw, it's obvious!", I-I honestly have no idea.
Ian: Hey, Leafy! She is retarded! Oh no, I guess I'm the asshole here, because you were just asking the question! I had to answer it for you! You got me. You got me good, Leafster.
Leafy: Yo, is this person fucking retarded?
- From Clone High:
- The Simpsons did it several times.
- In "Homer to the Max":
Bart: This isn't bad!
Homer: "Isn't bad"? Tell me one thing mankind has ever done that's any better?
Lisa: The Renaissance?
Homer: This is better!
- And again in "Dead Putting Society":
Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Bart: Piece of cake. [clenches his hand so the fingers slap against the palm]
Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer. It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.
Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up! [clenches his hand again]
- And also heavily lampshaded in "Mother Simpson", as seen in the page quote.
- In "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", when Homer is pulled over for speeding:
Chief Wiggum: All right, smart guy. Where's the fire?
Homer: Over there. (points to the Springfield Police Station building on fire)
Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 3-17: pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 3-14? Nah, nah. 3-14 is a dog, uh- No. Or is that a 3-15? You're in trouble, pal!
- "Homer the Vigilante", where Homer starts a neighborhood watch group.
Lisa: Dad, don't you see that you're abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard?
- Rainier Wolfcastle is interviewed about his ''McBain movie by Jay Sherman.
Jay: How do you sleep at night?
Rainier: On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.
Jay: Just asking. Yeesh!
- The epilogue of "Simpsorama" with Lrrr and Ndnd:
Ndnd: What happened to the handsome man I married?
Lrrr: I ate him. Remember?
- In "Homer to the Max":
- In the "Flowers for Algernon" Syndrome episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, this leads to a Eureka Moment when Patrick figures out why he's suddenly become super-intelligent.
Patrick: When did the fun go away, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: It went away when you went over that cliff and your head came clean off.
- Used in Total Drama World Tour, when Chris was trying to tell the contestants that one of them would have to ride in the baby carriage as part of their challenge.
Chris: And what's a baby carriage without a baby?
Owen: Oooh! A SHOPPING CART!
Chris: It was a rhetorical question!
- Futurama really likes doing this with "is it not" questions:
- "Obsoletely Fabulous'' has:
Bender: If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my entire life is just a figment of my or someone else's imagination?
Technician: No. Get out.
- The Beast With A Billion Backs has a similar example:
Farnsworth: I know this anomaly is terrifying, but, as scientists, is it not our sworn duty to seek out knowledge, even at the cost of our very lives?
Stephen Hawking's head: No.
- "Love's Labours Lost In Space" has this inversion:
Zapp Brannigan: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I made it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [Beat] Kif, I'm asking you a question!
- "Obsoletely Fabulous'' has:
- Similar to the Futurama example, the episode "Predator" of Sealab 2021 has this inverted example:
Stormy: You and I may have to repopulate the human species, Debby!Debby: That's disgusting!Stormy: (flirtingly) Is it? ...[beat] (seriously) Well is it?Debby: YES!
- The bit is echoed later in the same episode with Captain Murphy and Dr. Quinn.
- Has happened a couple times on Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Eddy: Do I look like twenty bucks or what?
Edd: "Or what?" is a good question...
Eddy: I was born to fleece, Double D! Do you know who I think I am?
Edd: Unfortunately, yes.
Eddy: Oh? A Smart guy huh?
Edd: Only when you're around, Eddy.
Eddy: What could be more important than Master Eddy?
Ed: COOKIE DOUGH!! Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum!
Eddy: What would we do without you, Double D?
Ed: Live the life of Riley?.
Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?
Ed: Yes I will!
Eddy: Those twerps will regret the day they messed with this brain power!
Edd: I believe we'll all be sorry for that, Eddy.
Edd: Ed! What in heaven's name were you thinking?!
Ed: Absolutely nothing, Double D.
- Maybe he's learning his lesson: in The Movie, Eddy, having gotten stranded in the middle of the desert with his friends, says to Double D, "Have I ever steered you wrong? Don't answer that."
- From the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
Nightmare Moon: Am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, more guessing games! Um, Hokey Smokes? How 'bout... Queen Meanie? No, Black Snooty! Black Snooty![cue Applejack trying to shut Pinkie up by stuffing a cupcake in her mouth]
- Pinkie does it again in "Dragonshy":
Rainbow Dash: Hey! What are you waiting for, an invitation?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I think I have one in my bag!
- Sweetie Belle gets in on the act in "Sisterhooves Social":
Rarity: Sweetie Belle, what am I going to do with you?!
Sweetie Belle: Oh, we could paint together! We could ride bikes, play chess, sing a song, catch frogs, pillow fight...
Rarity: That's not what I meant!
- Pinkie does it again in "Dragonshy":
- In one episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Boris says something to the effect of "Do I look like the kind of guy who'd lie to you? Don't answer that."
Boris: What did I ever do to deserve this?
Boris: Don't answer that.
- The Flintstones:
Fred: Have I ever given you a bum steer?
Barney: Well I...
Fred: [covering Barney's mouth] Don't answer that!
- Daffy Duck while flattering a cop in the Looney Tunes short "Hollywood Daffy": "What's Errol Flynn got that you ain't got? [to audience] Don't answer that!"note
- In "Kitty Kornered", after Sylvester and his fellow cats have been put out on a freezing-cold night:
- Kim Possible:
- From the Chowder episode "Schnitzel Makes a Deposit":
Old Lady: Would you care for a free lollipop?
Chowder: Would I?!
Old Lady: Would you?
Chowder: Would I?!
Old Lady: Would you?
- Jimmy Two-Shoes:
- Phineas and Ferb: "You wanna live forever?" "Was that an option?"
- In the Beetlejuice episode "Poultrygeist," Beetlejuice is tormented by a sentient roast chicken from his refrigerator that has an answer for every question which it writes on a note pad. Lydia has the solution—ask it questions that have no answer.
Lydia: What's the sound of one hand clapping? (Chicken is about to write but is stumped)Beetlejuice: And if a log falls on a lumberjack in the forest and no one's around, does he make a sound? (Chicken now getting frustrated)Lydia: (winks to B.J.) Now here's the clincher. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? (Chicken loses it and explodes)
- An episode of Johnny Test where Johnny uses a device to reanimate the corpses of Porkbelly's founding fathers has this exchange:
Lila: Johnny, how many times have your father and I said not to bring back the dead?!Johnny: Um, never?Hugh: Well, we shouldn't have to!
- A few instances on Goof Troop:
- In the earlier instance, Max is trying to convince PJ to ask Pete to take him fishing. This probably would have worked better if Pete weren't a Jerkass who treats PJ very poorly:
Max: Aww, Peej! Fishing with your dad! What could be more fun?PJ: Eating glass! You got any idea what fishing with him is like?!
- PJ is just as guilty as Max is of giving Pete too much credit in this form, however, as he asks this when it's discovered Pete has been stealing water from Goofy's pipe. PJ, at least, catches himself:
PJ: Wait, what's that supposed to mean, Max, huh? Are you suggesting that my dad would do something unethical or dishonest? (realization) 'Scuse me. For the sake of our friendship, don't answer that.
- In the earlier instance, Max is trying to convince PJ to ask Pete to take him fishing. This probably would have worked better if Pete weren't a Jerkass who treats PJ very poorly:
Past!Archmage: You mean we went to all that trouble to get the Grimorum, and now I can't even take it in with me?! What am I supposed to do, eat it?!
- In the Five-Episode Pilot when names are being given to the gargoyles that don't have any, the one who would be named Hudson argues against the ludicrousy of naming everything, asking if the sky and the river need names. He is then told that the river in question is called the Hudson River.
- In the "Avalon" three-parter, when the Archmage learns that human sorcery (i.e the Grimorum) isn't allowed on Avalon, his future self gives him a surprising solution.
- This exchange from Transformers Prime.
Megatron: How long does it take to exterminate a lone Autobot and her human pet?!Starscream: Well, in my experience...Megatron: Not a riddle, Starscream!
- Form the Animaniacs segment "Bumbie's Mom"
Slappy: Have I ever lied to you before?Skippy: You said keno was legal in Burbank, you said Magilla Gorilla was a woman, you said—Slappy: Can it!
- Inverted in the Gravity Falls episode "The Time Traveler's Pig":
Blendin: Do you have any idea how many rules you just broke? [Beat] I'm asking. I wasn't there. It was probably a lot, right?
- In Leroy & Stitch, Hämsterviel has the following conversation with minion Gantu:
Hämsterviel: I think that went very well, don't you?Gantu: Actually, I think...Hämsterviel: I did not ask you what you think!Gantu: Actually, you did. I...Hämsterviel: No! It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?Gantu: Yes, sir. I believe it's...Hämsterviel: No, no! That was a rhetorical question too! Argh!
- Queer Duck: When they attend the funeral of a friend who died of AIDS:
Openly Gator: (sobbing) Why him? Why him?Queer Duck: Oh, I don't know, because he was a condom-hating, intravenous drug user with a Haitian boyfriend?Openly Gator: That was a rhetorical wail!
- Batman: The Animated Series: In "Joker's Millions", the Clown Prince of Crime has a caper go sour because he keeps running out of bullets, squirting-flower acid, etc. His problems continue when he attempts to flee the scene:
Joker: I thought I told you to get gas!
Harley Quinn: We're broke, remember? What was I supposed to do? Fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive off?
Joker: (affirmative "mm-hmm" mumble).
Harley Quinn: Now you tell me!
- In The New Batman Adventures episode "Girl's Night Out", Livewire asks Harley if she's out of her mind, which she thinks about for a few seconds before answering "Yeah."
- Subverted in Donkey Kong Country: when things start to go bad for King K. Rool, he loudly asks "Where is Klump when I need him?!" Krusha, of all lizards, asks whether or not that was rhetorical.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender:
Sokka: Look! Can your fortune telling explain THAT!?
[Cut to a volcano clearly on the verge of eruption, despite the town fortune-teller's reading that the volcano wouldn't erupt that year]
Villager: Pff. Can your SCIENCE explain why it RAINS?
Sokka: YES! YES IT CAN!
- Star vs. the Forces of Evil
- From the first episode, "Star Comes to Earth", we have this exchange:
Star: Ludo! How'd you know I was here?
Ludo: Heh heh heh, wouldn't you like to know?
Star: (completely serious) Yes, that's why I asked.
Ludo: Well, Buff Frog... Hey! I don't have to tell you anything!
- In "Mathmagic", Star bursts out laughing in math class after Janna tells her the Chicken Joke. When Miss Skullnick angrily asks "What's so funny?", Star tries explaining what makes "Why did the chicken cross the road?" a piece of "classic Anti-Humor".
- From the first episode, "Star Comes to Earth", we have this exchange:
- A variation in Livewire's introductory episode of Superman: The Animated Series. She is a radio shock jock being interviewed by Lois Lane and Clark Kent regarding her hatred and constant harassment of Superman. During the interview, Clark becomes distracted when his super senses realize that a construction crane is collapsing, and she sarcastically asks if she is boring him. Needing to leave to rescue the people in danger, Clark flatly responds that yes, she is boring him, and he gets up and walks out of the interview.
- In the first episode of Over the Garden Wall, Wirt and Greg have this exchange on first meeting Beatrice:
Wirt: What in the world is going on?!
Greg: Well, you're slapping yourself, and I'm answering your question, and...
- The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: "Lights Out" begins with Rabbit storming into Pooh's house after he allowed the bear to borrow his shovel, but Pooh forgot to return it.
Rabbit: Pooh, I want my shovel back right now!
Pooh: Your shovel?
Rabbit: You promised you'd return it last week, you silly bear! If I don't begin planting my carrots at the stroke of 12, how will they grow up to be midnight snacks?!
Pooh: I don't know, Rabbit. Uh... how?
Rabbit: (pulling his ears in frustration) AAARGH!!!
- Teen Titans Go!: After being busted canoodling by Gizmo (A super-genius five year old), Cyborg and Jinx try to convince him they were actually fighting over the ice cream cone they were sharing.
Gizmo: STOP! Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Jinx and Cyborg: "Yes." "A little."
(Gizmo's face is replaced with a live action baby and SFX of a baby crying)
- In the Wander over Yonder episode "The It", Wander tries to get Lord Hater to play tag with him while Hater is planning his next big invasion, but Lord Hater assures his minions he's not going to let himself get distracted by Wander's antics again.
Lord Hater: Do you think I'm going to let some silly game ruin my chances at galactic superiority?
Watchdog: Uh, you do seem to do that a lot, so... (gets zapped by Peepers)
- Clifford the Big Red Dog:
Cleo: Have I ever steered you wrong?
Clifford: Well, as a matter of fact—
Cleo: Never mind...
Cleo: We need a plan, guys!
- another example from Clifford's Really Big Movie:
T-Bone: All right, who's got a plan?
Cleo: I do.
Clifford & T-Bone: You do?
Cleo: Have I ever steered you wrong?
Cleo: Don't answer that.
- Milo Murphy's Law: Played with in the episode "The Note":
Melissa: When we signed up to be Milo's friends, we knew it wouldn't be easy...
Zack: I don't remember signing anything.
Melissa: ...So are we going to find that note?
Milo: That's a good question.
Zack: You're supposed to say "yes", Milo.
- Adventure Time:
Finn: (ruefully) Who in this world is sadder than the Ice King?
Shelby: (snarky) Me, watching this.Finn: You think the outside world is scary. Well, you know what's really scary?
Bystander 1: Bees!
Bystander 2: Germs!
Bystander 3: Frogs!
Bystander 4: Crowds!
(the last bystander looks around and shrinks away in a panic)
- In The Fairly OddParents! episode "The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker", it's Mr. Crocker's birthday and he's angrier than usual to his students. His method of torturing AJ, the resident Insufferable Genius, is by posing the question "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?", causing AJ to freak out when he can't answer it. Crocker later asks him "What is the sound of one hand clapping?", and when AJ can't answer that either the left side of his head collapses.
- In "Parent Hoods", when Timmy's parents' Criminal Doppelgangers break into a Canadian pencil museum and are unable to solve a pencil-themed riddle with an obvious answer ("eraser"), Timmy asks how stupid are they. Cosmo, who has spent the episode expressing his love of Canada, answers "Maple syrup, Canada's #1 export?"
- The most notorious Real Life example in history: "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" Naturally, four of Henry II's knights mistook it for a contract on Thomas Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and did something that would make Henry regret that comment for the rest of his life.
- Harold Wilson, British Prime Minister in the 1960s once gave a speech in dockyard town of Chatham. Wilson extolled the virtues of the navy, and asked a rhetorical question: "And why am I saying all this?" A heckler from the crowd replied: "Because you are in Chatham!"
- An old lawyer's maxim is, "Never ask a question you don't already know the answer to."
- It turns out if you leave a rhetorical question lying around in an example entry on This Very Wiki, somebody WILL come around and answer it. They're best avoided as bait for violations of the "Repair, Don't Respond" guideline, don't you agree?