This index lists articles which currently feature quotes from The Simpsons.
- The '90s ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Accidental Art ("Mom and Pop Art")
- Actually Quite Catchy ("Two Dozen and One Greyhounds")
- Acronym Confusion ("Duffless")
- Adam West ("Mr. Plow")
- Adoring the Pests ("Marge vs the Monorail")
- Affably Evil ("You Only Move Twice")
- After-Action Villain Analysis ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2")
- Aggressive Categorism ("Team Homer")
- Adaptation Decay ("Chief of Hearts")
- Agree to Disagree ("The PTA Disbands")
- Aliens Speaking English ("Treehouse of Horror")
- All Gays Love Theater ("Three Gays of the Condo")
- Aluminum Christmas Trees ("The Last of the Red Hat Mamas")
- Amazing Technicolor Wildlife ("Blame It on Lisa")
- America Won World War II ("The Regina Monologues")
- American Customary Measurements ("A Star is Burns")
- American Holidays ("Summer of 4 Foot 2")
- Angry Guard Dog
- Animal House ("Margical History Tour")
- Animal Nemesis
- Anti-Intellectualism
- Area 51 ("Lost Our Lisa")
- Armies Are Evil (“Homer Loves Flanders”)
- Bad Cop/Incompetent Cop ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- The Bad Guys Are Cops ("Separate Vocations")
- Bait-and-Switch Comment ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Bait-and-Switch Tyrant ("C.E.D'oh")
- Becoming the Costume ("Treehouse of Horror XVI")
- Before My Time ("Mr. Plow")
- Beneficial Disease ("The Mansion Family")
- Better Living Through Evil ("You Only Move Twice")
- Bigger Than Jesus ("Homer's Barbershop Quartet")
- Blatant Lies ("22 Short Films About Springfield")
- Borrowed Catchphrase ("Summer of 4 Foot 2")
- Bowdlerise ("Treehouse of Horror VIII")
- Breast Expansion ("Large Marge")
- British Brevity ("Missionary: Impossible")
- Bumbling Dad ("Lisa's Substitute")
- Calling Parents by Their Name ("How Lisa Got Her Marge Back")
- Captivity Harmonica ("One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish")
- Cartoonish Supervillainy ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2")
- Celebrities Hang Out in Heaven ("Bart the Fink")
- Censorship Bureau ("Treehouse of Horror VIII")
- Children Are a Waste ("Marge vs Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays")
- Christmas Miracle ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")
- Clown School ("Homie the Clown")
- Construction Zone Calamity ("The Fool Monty")
- Consulting a Convicted Killer ("The Great Louse Detective")
- Controversy-Proof Image ("Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge")
- Cover Identity Anomaly ("Blood Feud")
- Creator Backlash ("Dude, Where's My Ranch?")
- Creator's Apathy ("The PTA Disbands")
- Creepy Child ("The PTA Disbands")
- Crooked Contractor ("Don't Fear the Roofer")
- Cure Your Gays ("Future-Drama")
- Cursed Item ("Treehouse of Horror III")
- Curtain Camouflage ("Tales From the Public Domain")
- Cute Mute
- Cutting Corners ("HOMR")
- Dada Ad ("Mr. Plow")
- The Dead Rise to Advertise ("When You Dish Upon a Star")
- Dean Bitterman ("Homer Goes to College")
- Decided by One Vote ("Wild Barts Can't Be Broken")
- Disqualification-Induced Victory ("Deep Space Homer")
- Dogs Are Dumb ("Dog of Death")
- Dude, Not Funny! ("Love, Springfieldian Style")
- Dude, Where's Our Car? ("Itchy and Scratchy Land")
- Dump Them All ("Lady Bouvier’s Love")
- Earth All Along ("Deep Space Homer")
- Edutainment Show ("The Day the Violence Died")
- Emoticon ("The Computer Wore Menace Shoes")
- Exiled to the Couch ("Girls Just Wanna Have Sums")
- Expressive Ears ("The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer")
- External Combustion ("Mayored to the Mob")
- Fanon Welding ("Three Men and a Comic Book")
- Fat Camp ("Kamp Krusty")
- Fauxdian Slip ("The Springfield Files")
- Fiction ("The Springfield Files")
- Flanderization ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular")
- Florida ("Kill the Alligator and Run")
- Forging the Will ("Selma's Choice")
- Forgot to Feed the Monster ("Fraudcast News")
- Franchise Zombie ("Three Men and a Comic Book")
- Game Night Fight ("Brawl in the Family")
- Gayborhood ("The Trouble with Trillions")
- Geek Physiques ("Bart vs Australia")
- The Generalissimo ("Cape Feare")
- Getting the Boot ("Homer vs Patty and Selma")
- Girls Like Musicians (The Simpsons Movie)
- Golden Mean Fallacy ("Treehouse of Horror VII")
- Grandparental Obliviousness ("Million Dollar Abie")
- Groin Attack ("A Star is Burns")
- Gun Accessories ("The Cartridge Family")
- Halfway Plot Switch ("Simpson Safari")
- Hippie Teacher ("Separate Vocations")
- Hood Ornament Hottie ("Mr. Plow")
- Human-Interest Story ("Girly Edition")
- Hummer Dinger ("The Bart Wants What it Wants")
- I Am One of Those, Too ("Lard of the Dance")
- I Can Change My Beloved ("Lisa's Date with Density")
- Iconic Logo ("Lisa's Date with Density")
- I Never Told You My Name ("Lisa's Wedding")
- Idiosyncratic Wipes ("Alone Again, Natura-Diddily")
- I Don't Like You and You Don't Like Me ("Simpson Tide")
- I Have No Son! ("Like Father, Like Clown")
- Ignored Enamored Underling ("Brush with Greatness")
- Improbable Infant Survival ("Please, Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em")
- Improvised Weapon ("The PTA Disbands")
- Incompletely Trained ("Mayored to the Mob")
- I Thought It Meant ("Trilogy of Error")
- Intelligence Equals Isolation ("Bart of Darkness")
- It Sucks ("Team Homer")
- Jerkass Woobie ("How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?")
- Just Here for Godzilla ("Husbands and Knives")
- Kangaroo Pouch Ride ("Bart vs Australia")
- Karmic Trickster ("Two Bad Neighbors")
- Killed Off for Real ("The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show")
- Laconic Wiki ("Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington")
- Last Resort Takeout ("22 Short Films About Springfield")
- Latex Space Suit ("Treehouse of Horror XVI")
- Lawman Baton ("Separate Vocations")
- Layman's Terms ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics ("Homer the Vigilante")
- Lighter and Softer ("Itchy and Scratchy and Marge")
- Limited Wardrobe ("Marge in Chains")
- Little Jimmy ("Lisa the Vegetarian")
- The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday ("Treehouse of Horror II")
- The Lopsided Arm of the Law ("The Monkey Suit")
- Lousy Alternate Titles ("Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badass Song")
- Madwoman in the Attic ("Treehouse of Horror VII")
- Mama Didn't Raise No Criminal ("Marge Be Not Proud")
- Mangled Catchphrase ("A Star is Burns")
- May Contain Evil ("Whacking Day")
- May the Farce Be with You ("Mayored to the Mob")
- Minor with Fake I.D. ("Bart on the Road")
- Mistaken for Racist ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
- "Mister Sandman" Sequence ("Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie")
- Money to Burn ("Homie the Clown")
- Monkeys on a Typewriter ("Last Exit to Springfield")
- Move Along, Nothing to See Here ("Bart The Fink")
- Muppet ("A Fish Called Selma")
- Murderous Malfunctioning Machine ("This Little Wiggy")
- Music Is Politics ("A Star is Torn")
- My Beloved Smother ("Fear of Flying")
- Named by Democracy ("Lisa on Ice")
- Name's the Same ("Homer to the Max")
- Nazi Gold ("Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'")
- Nerd Glasses (“The Last Temptation of Homer”)
- Never Sleep Again ("Lisa's First Word")
- New Job as the Plot Demands ("Blame it on Lisa")
- No Animals Were Harmed ("Dog of Death")
- No Celebrities Were Harmed ("The Day the Violence Died")
- "No" Means "Yes" ("Fear of Flying")
- Not Now, Kiddo ("Homer vs Dignity")
- Notorious Parent ("Mother Simpson")
- Not Quite Starring ("Kamp Krusty")
- No, You ("Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'")
- Nutritional Nightmare ("King-Size Homer")
- OOC Is Serious Business ("Marge Be Not Proud")
- Off on a Technicality ("Brother From Another Series")
- Offer Void In Nebraska ("Treehouse of Horror VI")
- The Omniscient Council of Vagueness ("Homer the Great")
- One Dialogue, Two Conversations ("Simpson Tide")
- One Side of the Story ("Catch 'Em If You Can")
- Out-of-Context Eavesdropping ("Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind")
- Paper-Thin Disguise ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1")
- Parodic Table of the Elements ("Lisa Gets an A")
- Passed in Their Sleep ("Treehouse of Horror VI")
- Peer Pressure Makes You Evil ("Guess Whose Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
- Perfectly Cromulent Word ("Lisa the Iconoclast")
- Permanent Elected Official ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Pick on Someone Your Own Size ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Piranha Problem ("Marge Be Not Proud")
- Pirate Booty ("Natural Born Kissers")
- Pocket Protector ("Homie the Clown")
- Political Correctness Gone Mad ("I Am Furious (Yellow)")
- Poor Man's Substitute ("A Star is Burns")
- Poor, Predictable Rock ("The Front")
- Priceless Ming Vase ("Bart Gets Famous")
- Race for Your Love ("Mommie Beerest")
- Rambling Old Man Monologue ("Last Exit to Springfield")
- Random Events Plot ("Blood Feud")
- "Rashomon"-Style ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
- A Real Man Is a Killer ("Homer's Phobia")
- Reading Lips ("Lemon of Troy")
- Retirony ("Homer vs Dignity")
- Repeating So the Audience Can Hear ("Bart-Mangled Banner")
- Required Spinoff Crossover ("The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase")
- Reset Button Ending ("Homer Loves Flanders")
- Reverse Psychology ("Saturdays of Thunder")
- Rhetorical Question Blunder ("Mother Simpson")
- The Rich Want to Be Richer ("Mountain of Madness")
- Ripped from the Headlines ("Bart the Murderer")
- Robosexuals Are Creeps ("Selma's Choice")
- Robot Buddy ("They Saved Lisa's Brain")
- Sapient House ("Treehouse of Horror XII")
- Scrabble Babble ("Bart the Genius")
- Screwed by the Lawyers ("Treehouse of Horror XIX")
- Secret Other Family ("Mommie Beerest")
- Security Cling ("Marge on the Lam")
- Seeking Sanctuary ("Missionary: Impossible")
- Separate Simpsons Geography Thing (The Simpsons Movie)
- Severely Specialized Store ("You Only Move Twice")
- Shaming the Mob ("Rosebud")
- Shoot the Builder ("C. E. D'oh")
- Short-Lived Leadership ("I Love Lisa")
- Should Have Thought of That Before X ("Treehouse of Horror V")
- Show Within a Show
- Small Town Rivalry ("Homer Loves Flanders")
- The Smashing Pumpkins ("Homerpalooza")
- Soap Box Sadie ("Lisa vs Malibu Stacy")
- The Sons and the Spears ("The Haw-Hawed Couple")
- Space Does Not Work That Way ("She of Little Faith")
- Spin-Off ("The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase")
- Spy School ("Colonel Homer")
- Squick ("Radioactive Man")
- Status Quo Is God ("Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays")
- "Stop Having Fun" Guys ("The PTA Disbands")
- Strawman News Media ("Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington")
- Studio Audience ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Stupid Sexy Flanders ("Little Big Mom")
- Station Ident ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Super Senses ("Guess Whose Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
- Sure, Let's Go with That ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2")
- Suspect Is Hatless ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Tamer and Chaster (“Krusty Get Kancelled”)
- Theme Tune Cameo ("Bart Gets Famous")
- Thing-O-Meter ("They Saved Lisa's Brain")
- Things That Go "Bump" in the Night ("$pringfield")
- Tim Allen ("Deep Space Homer")
- Tontine ("Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'")
- Torches and Pitchforks ("Bart After Dark")
- Trap-Door Fail ("Homer Goes to College")
- Troper ("$pringfield")
- Ultra Super Death Gore Fest Chainsawer 3000 ("Homer Badman")
- Unlikely Spare ("Homer the Vigilante")
- Vandalism Backfire ("Lisa on Ice")
- Vehicular Sabotage ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge")
- Video Wills ("Mona Leaves-a")
- Viewers Like You ("Missionary: Impossible")
- Villain Decay ("Day of the Jackanapes")
- VillainSong.Western Animation ("Two Dozen And One Greyhounds")
- Violent Glaswegian ("Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore")
- Wall Crawl ("Homer the Vigilante")
- The Wannabe Index ("Team Homer")
- Watch It Stoned ("'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky")
- Weak-Willed ("The Joy of Sect")
- Whale Egg ("Make Room for Lisa")
- What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made on Drugs? ("The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show")
- Where the Hell Is Springfield? ("Blame it on Lisa")
- White Anglo-Saxon Protestant ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
- Who Shot JFK? ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
- Who's on First? ("Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'")
- With Great Power Comes Great Insanity (The Simpsons Movie)
- A Wizard Did It ("Treehouse of Horror X")
- Worst. Whatever. Ever! ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show")
- Writing Lines ("The Bonfire of the Manatees")
- Xylophones for Walking Bones ("Coming to Homerica")
- You Wanna Get Sued? ("Treehouse of Horror V")
