Dilbert: I'm allergic to citrus.
Dogbert: Well, you know what they say: when life gives you lemons, swell up and die.
One character makes an analogy comparing two things, often intending to make one of them sound positive. Another character then points out a further fact about the analogy, which changes or even inverts its original meaning.
Compare Metaphorgotten, Sidetracked by the Analogy, Dissimile, What Did You Expect When You Named It ____?, Insult Backfire, Rhetorical Question Blunder, and Bad Omen Anecdote. Contrast So Was X. May happen with a "Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal.
- In Neon Genesis Evangelion, Asuka closes the door of her room and says: "This is the impenetrable Wall of Jericho!" to Shinji.note The backfire there is essentially intentional. The line is an extremely oblique hint for Shinji to try something, but he fails to pick up on it.
- In the Baccano! Light Novels, Isaac and Miria try to comfort Ennis by assuring her that, even if she has done some bad things in the past, she'll still be successful and well loved as long as she does good things to balance it out, "just like Al Capone!" Whitesmile also plays with the standard Romeo & Juliet analogy: Elmer is perfectly aware of how the play ends when he suggests that Sylvie take a page from it — he also remembers that the Elizabethan era believed in an afterlife (though he seems to have still missed the fact that Elizabethan England considered suicide a mortal sin).
- In the 2003 anime version of Fullmetal Alchemist, there is a lengthy example of one of these:
Roy: You know, running makes you look guilty.
Edward: We're running because we knew you'd come after us! Isn't that what every dog does when it's chased?
Roy: Yes, but a trained dog never defies the orders of its owner.
Edward: Then I'm a stray.
Roy: Really? Then maybe we'll just have to put you down.
- This is playing up a theme that was built into the setting with the phrase 'dog of the military,' as well as being a shout-out to Fullmetal Alchemist creator Hiromu Arakawa's earlier successful one-shot 'Stray Dog,' which dealt with Mad Scientists making dog-themed Artificial Humans and the rights and wrongs of their conditioned loyalty and the use of it.
- In an episode of Digimon Adventure Izzy tries to explain to Matt's father how not all Digimon are bad, saying "They're not like those pretend monsters you see in the movies destroying all those Japanese cities." He quickly realises what a bad example this is, given that the good and bad Digimon had spent the last three days having destructive battles across Tokyo.
- Toward the end of Muhyo and Roji, Page notes that a "golden thread" binds Muhyo and Roji together. Lil and Maril mercilessly mock his choice of words, noting how easily a thread made out of gold would break.
- In Bakuman。, Mashiro tells Takagi, while working on his manga despite being hospitalized, that he feels like Joe Yabuki going into his last match, and Takagi thinks to himself that Joe died in the ring. This is possibly a subversion, though, as Mashiro had earlier been shown to have been aware of how it ended, and found Joe's death admirable.
- Later on, Fukuda, after not doing as well as he'd hoped in a romance one-shot writing contest, protests that he was "the Romeo of Hiroshima," as if to imply that he had a fair amount of experience. Interestingly enough, the winner, Aoki, had never been on a date before.
- This makes some sense, since 'romance' as a genre has less to do with sexual experience than with poetic and persuasive depiction of human emotions. And a playboy is likely to have trouble with precisely the poetry part.
- Later on, Fukuda, after not doing as well as he'd hoped in a romance one-shot writing contest, protests that he was "the Romeo of Hiroshima," as if to imply that he had a fair amount of experience. Interestingly enough, the winner, Aoki, had never been on a date before.
- In the OVA for Triangle Heart 3: Sweet Songs Forever, Elise tells her charge, the singer Fiasse, that she doesn't trust Kyouya and Miyuki to provide her adequate protection, saying that amateurs don't sing on the same stage as professionals. Fiasse then points out that anyone who likes to sing can do so together.
- In Girls und Panzer, when the Russia-themed Pravda team has Oorai cornered in a building, they surround it and give them three hours to surrender. Nonna, vice-captain of the team, discusses this decision with her captain, Katyusha.
Nonna: You gave them time to surrender because you were hungry and sleepy, I see.Katyusha: No, it's because Katyusha has a very kind heart! Kind like the Siberian plain is wide!Nonna: Does that mean you have a heart made of ice, too?
- Samurai Pizza Cats (the Gag Dub version of Kyatto Ninden Teyandee) has a Brick Joke version in the episode "Field of Screwballs". Al Dente informs Princess Vi that she's getting her own show, to which she says "It's like I'm in The Wizard of Oz!". Earlier in the episode, she had made an And Your Little Dog, Too! curse at Lucille. This reference does not exist in the original Japanese version.
- In Fate/Zero, Kiritsugu claims that war and conflict is the worst thing imaginable, and thus anything that reduces the amount of war in the world is justified. Furthermore, he hates glory and honor, since they paint battle as something good. Saber (a knight from the middle ages) claims that if all that were true, every war would bring all the punishments of Hell upon the Earth. Kiritsugu says that is exactly right.
- In Haruhi Suzumiya, when dealing with a crazy Humanoid Interface, Kyon angrily tells her to take their alien conflict to the edge of the galaxy. As she points out, Earth is at the edge of the galaxy.
- In Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V, Shinji likens his deck to the Commons (the poor, oppressed people of his city); his deck works around using weaker monsters to swarm the field and form a big monster, saying that, if the people work together, they can become an unstoppable force and destroy those who oppose them. He uses his duels to represent the Commons fighting back against their enemies to win. The analogy backfires when Yuya destroys Shinji's strongest monster and wins their duel. The revolution is all but quelled now that their thing that represented them was destroyed.
- In Episode 23 of THE iDOLM@STER: Cinderella Girls, the Producer inflicts this on Mishiro by punching a big hole in her comparison between stars and idols.
Mishiro: Think of idols as stars. You should know if the starlight is going to fade. A star that's hidden by clouds is worthless. If you can't see it, it's just darkness. Nothingness.Producer: All clouds clear up. And the stars are still there.
- Dragon Ball Z: After ripping Cell's tail off with his bare hands, Android 16 compares him to a bee without a stinger. After a moment or two of screaming in pain, Cell stands up and declares 16's analogy to be inaccurate; when bees lose their stingers, they're gone for good and the bee dies, but when Cell loses his tail, he can just grow another one... and proceeds to do just that.
- Lucifer has a scene wherein the titular character has a philosophical debate about determinism with Destiny of the Endless. In this, Lucifer compares God's creation to a prison; Destiny, in turn, compares Lucifer's own creation to an asylum, and says that a prison would be preferable. Lucifer responds violently to this.
- Watchmen: Rorschach named himself after the Rorschach inkblot test. He chooses the name because of what it represents, that there is no meaning beyond what we ourselves impose, just as the patterns of an inkblot are open to interpretation. Somewhat of a backfire in that he's named after a psychological test, and decidedly psychologically unsound later on his career after he crosses the Despair Event Horizon.
- One issue had Hammerhead comment on how he'd "Go out in a blaze of glory. Just like the real Scarface." It was later pointed out that Al "Scarface" Capone died in prison of complications due to syphilis.
- In another issue, Peter, who's been through hell lately, angrily tells Mary Jane that he feels like "that guy from Network". After he hangs up, MJ quietly observes to herself that the character he's talking about died in the end.
- In a meta-ironic example, when Reginald Hudlin had the Black Panther and Storm of the X-Men married (pissing off many fans), Joe Quesada gave it the heads up, and called it the Marvel Comics equivalent of "Prince Charles and Princess Diana". The thing is, Princess Diana was believed to be trapped a loveless marriage, separated in 1993, had a romantic fling with Dodi al-Fayed, heir to Harrods owner Mohammed al-Fayed, before the couple were killed in a car crash after being zealously hounded by paparazzi. Maybe Joe's trying to tell us something here...
- The X-Men, who were famously built around the Fantastic Racism trope, were created in the '60s but never took off until Chris Claremont heavily revamped the franchise in the '70s. Writer Jesse Schedeen pointed out one of the big reasons why the premise didn't work up until that point:
It wasn't until the 1970's that someone looked up from the drawing table and said, "You know, maybe if we're trying to sell the idea of the X-Men being hated and feared for being different, we shouldn't have a team made up entirely of young, handsome, middle class white people."
- Inverted in Phil Foglio's adaptation of Myth Adventures. Aahz tells Skeeve, "We'll be famous for this! Like Napoleon at Waterloo - Custer at the Little Big Horn - the Light Brigade at Balaclava..." The inversion is that Aahz presumably knows that those battles didn't end well for the named person, and thus is fully aware of what he's saying, but Skeeve doesn't know, and is genuinely encouraged by the analogy.
- Peter David's comment on Captain Marvel's Wisdom of Solomon: "God directly commands you to build no temples to other gods. Do you build temples to other gods? If you said "yes", congratulations! You have successfully displayed the Wisdom of Solomon!"
- In Flight 714, Rastapopoulos swears to Tintin that he will crush him "like I crush an insignificant spider!" Unfortunately, the spider in question proves quite adept at dodging Rastapopoulos's foot blows.
- In the MAD parody of Heaven Can Wait (1978), Tony Abbott (no, not that one) claims that he would never hurt Farnsworth because he loved him like a brother. Like Cain loved Abel.
- In an early '80s X-Men story, Illyana Rasputin is pressing her best friend Kitty Pryde for details regarding Kitty's teenage romance with Illyana's brother Piotr, commenting, "Juliet was younger than you when she met Romeo." Kitty countered, "And look what happened to her!"
- In the mini-series X-Men: True Friends, Kitty and Rachel Summers find themselves transported to 1930s Great Britain, at the start of the Blitz. At one point, a handsome German officer chats up a skeptical Kitty, saying in regard to the Nazi party that she shouldn't "judge a book by its cover." Kitty answers, "I read the book. 'Mein Kampf'. Still gives me nightmares."
- In a What If? issue in which the Avengers disband rather than be seen as supporting an increasingly corrupt US government, Captain America tries to appeal to Hercules' honor to convince him to stay with the team. Hercules glances at Cap and sadly quips, "When in Rome, eh? Rome fell, you know."
- In the Knights of the Dinner Table strip Java Joint, Tank says that he is "as serious as Garrison Keillor", apparently not realising that Garrison Keillor is a humorist.
- The Death of Captain America: After Red Skull ends up trapped in Aleksander Lukin's mind, the two trade blows verbally and mentally.
Lukin: This isn't what we agreed on, Skull. Our pact was highly specific in the details.Red Skulll: So was the pact between Stalin and Hitler, and we know how that ended.Lukin: Yes, with the death of your master and the rise of the Motherland.Red Skull: You call that rising, do you? Slowly losing a war for five decades while your entire country crumbles at your feet?Lukin: And how is your Glorious Thousand-Year Reich faring, then?
- The Avengers: In the opening issue of Ultron Forever, Black Widow and The Vision are talking about the latter's synthezoid nature, and he remarks he's no more programmed than Black Widow, to which she points out she spent her youth as a brainwashed assassin.
- Ultimate Galactus Trilogy: When Reed says he works alone, Fury mentioned that it was a team work, and compared it with playing ball at school. Reed pointed that no, he didn't play much ball at school, he was a nerd reading books inside... and that's how he got to be a genius, with the guy who played lots of ball at school now asking for his help.
- There was a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfic wherein it is maintained that Angel is in no way responsible for Angelus' Season 2 actions, just as Dr. Jekyll is not responsible for the actions of Mr. Hyde.
- Very prevalent in the fanfic, Equestria: A History Revealed, in which the narrator's poor analogies end up backfiring in her face and ruining the points she was trying to make.
- Eyrie Productions introduced "Hopelessly Lost" with the line "Eyrie is back... and this time, we're not using condiments." As one MSTing group was quick to point out, if you don't use condiments, the result tends to be bland and tasteless.
- This exchange happens while Merlin is busy turning the family car into a time machine in In Love and War:
Merlin: Something on your mind?
Hobbes: Oh, it just occurred to me that it's the eighties and I'm watching an eccentric old man convert a car into a time machine all that's missing is for you to shout 'Great Scott!'
Merlin: Bah. I have seen the Scots. They are not so great.
- "The Universe Doesn't Cheat": Captain Sivuk throws the old "it's a no-win scenario and the universe is not fair" argument regarding the "Kobayashi Maru". T'Var calls that logic fallacious and Eleya says that the universe doesn't cheat.
- Advice and Trust: Rei's suggestion to Kaworu on how to respond to the influx of girls that are bound to come after him is to be more like Kensuke (i.e. act like a gentleman and don't let it go to your head). Given that Kaworu has No Social Skills, he misinterprets it.
Kaworu: "I should... date as many girls as possible, then select two?
- Overlapping with Insult Backfire, a sidestory of Pokémon Reset Bloodlines centered on Twenty Gyarados Bill shows that he began as a simple crewman in a fishing boat, and his crewmates gave him a Magikarp as a mock gift, calling Bill "the Magikarp of all humans" (weak and useless). Of course, these men forgot that with enough training, Magikarp can become one of the strongest and more destructive Pokémon, Gyarados. So Bill took this comparison to heart and eventually rose to become the terror of coastal Johto.
- Used in Hoodwinked, after Boingo tricks Wolf and Twitchy into entering a pitch black cave infested with bats:
The Wolf: That bunny was worthless, not to mention he wrote the directions on an Easter egg (holds up a brightly colored Easter egg with some illegible directions scribbled on the side in tiny text) which is very hard to read.Twitchy: We'regonnadiehere!Wolf: Come on, that's what they said at the Alamo!
- Pocahontas has Powhaten exhort Pocahontas to be like the steady river. When he leaves, Pocahontas notes that the river, in a sense, isn't steady; the water continually changes.
- Shrek tries to illustrate how ogres have hidden depths by telling Donkey that "ogres are like onions," only for Donkey to latch onto various aspects of onions that, while valid, aren't what Shrek was going for, as well as several foods with layers that otherwise have very little in common with either onions or ogres. Shrek also completely misses the point in that onions don't have hidden depths at all - every layer is the same right down to the core, which is also just more onion—making it work better as a metaphor for Jerk with a Heart of Jerk than Jerk with a Heart of Gold. The onion metaphor originated in the play Peer Gynt, where it stood for the irredeemable Villain Protagonist's soul. In-universe he used the analogy because he just happened to have an onion in his hand at the time; when Donkey grasps his meaning he suggests parfeit as a better analogy.
- From the Disney version of The Jungle Book, when discussing the idea of letting Mowgli stay in the jungle...
Bagheera: The jungle is not the place for him.Baloo: I grew up in the jungle. Take a look at me!Bagheera: Yes, just look at yourself! Look at that [black] eye!
- Done in Rio:
Rafael: Come back! You're like Juliet and he's your Romeo. Well, they both die at the end, but still!
- This conversation between Po and Lord Shen near the end of Kung Fu Panda 2 after Po has destroyed Shen's largest cannon is an interesting example as correcting the bad analogy arguably makes it a stronger and more relevant analogy:
Shen: H— how did you... how did you do it?
Po: You know, you just gotta keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose—
Shen: Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I— I scarred you for life!
Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Po: Oh yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
- In Alexander, Alexander the Great feels his boyfriend Hephaistion is being less than optimistic over his plans.
Alexander: Did Patroclus stare at Achilles when they stood side by side at the siege of Troy?Hephaistion: Patroclus died first.
- Ghostbusters (1984): After the three are booted off the campus payroll, Venkman tries to console Ray by pointing out they don't need cushy university jobs; after all, "Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk."
Ray: Do you know how much a patent clerk earns!?Venkman: No!
- It's actually a recursive example; in Einstein's time and place patent clerks actually made pretty good money (it was a lot more involved than the clerical rubber stamp of the modern US version).
- Baby Mama has a scene where Amy Poehler says, "We're partners like Tom and Jerry" and Tina Fey replies, "Tom and Jerry hate each other."
- From Clue: When discussing searching for the killer and the possibility that the killer might kill whoever finds him:
Col. Mustard: This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs; every cook will tell you that!
Mrs. Peacock: But look what happened to the cook! (The cook was the second murder victim.)
- From The Dark Knight, talking about Batman's necessity:
Harvey: When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city. It wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public service.
Rachel: Harvey, the last man that they appointed to protect the republic was named Caesar, and he never gave up his power.
- Rachel leaves an even nastier retort on the table; the name for that office was dictator.
- Another example is when Bruce Wayne states that [Harvey Dent] is the face of Gotham at the party, which was meant to be an analogy of the improvement of Gotham by eliminating crime and corruption. Unfortunately, after the Joker's machinations, as well as Dent's injury both physically and mentally/emotionally, the analogy ends up being twisted to mean making crime worse.
- In Ender's Game, a conversation between Ender, Colonel Graff, and Major Anderson:
Colonel Graff: I told them you were the best, we need a Julius Caesar, a Napoleon.
Major Gwen Anderson: We were hoping that would be you.
Ender Wiggin: Caesar was assassinated by the people he trusted.
Major Gwen Anderson: And Napoleon lost in the end.
- The original script for Mystery Men has one, in which two wanna-be superheroes are arguing about why they aren't more successful:
Mr. Furious: What does Superman have that we don't have?
The Shoveller: Superman has the fact that he's Superman! Bullets bounce off him!
- In Serenity, the Operative tells Mal that River is a living bad luck charm, and that keeping her would inevitably doom him and his crew. He calls River an albatross, after the poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, in which an albatross doomed the mariner to being lost at sea for years. Mal immediately responds with this awesome line.
- Star Trek:
McCoy: You know, back home we have a saying: "If you wanna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prized stallion in the stable."
- In Star Trek (2009), Spock and McCoy argue about leaving Kirk behind on a planet:
Spock: A curious metaphor, Doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential.
- Tremors 4: The Legend Begins: Subverted:
Juan: This will be our Alamo!Hiram: We lost the Alamo, Juan.Juan: Speak for yourself, gringo.
- Jurassic Park:
Dr. Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Dr. Hammond: I simply don't understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery and not act?
- In that same movie, Dr. Hammond compares his bringing back dinosaurs to reviving an extinct species of bird. Dr. Malcolm points out that the bird species went extinct through human meddling, but dinosaurs died out naturally and thus their being brought back was throwing out the natural order of things.
Dr. Malcolm: Oh, what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it observes. What you call discovery... I call the rape of the natural world.
- In Avatar:
Neytiri: You have a strong heart, no fear, but stupid! Ignorant like a child!Sully: Well, if I'm like a child, then maybe you should teach me.
- From The Other Guys:
Terry: If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin' eat you! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Allen: Okay, first off: a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, twenty foot waves, I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full-grown, 800 pound tuna with his twenty or thirty friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten.
- From Wonder Boys:
Crabtree: It's not a total loss! What about when Hemingway lost all those stories?Grady: He was never able to reproduce them!
- In Happy Gilmore, when the titular golfer says he's going to beat his opponent.
Shooter McGavin: Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.Lee Travino: Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.
Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?Shooter: I... No!
- In The Pentagon Wars, the Major General defends the weapons of the military before Congress.
Major General Partridge: I'm not going to sit here and tell you the Paveway never missed.Madame Chairwoman: It missed by a mean distance of five miles, and nearly fifty percent of the time.Major General Partridge: You know, in baseball, a guy that hits .400 is considered pretty damned great.Congressman #1: In baseball, the losing team isn't killed by their opponents.
- In Contact, when the National Security Adviser, Kitz, asks the protagonist, Ellie, why she adamantly believes that the aliens are good-intentioned:
Ellie: We pose no threat to them. (Them being hostile) would be like us wanting to exterminate some microbes on an anthill.Drumlin: Interesting analogy. And how guilty would we feel after obliterating some microbes?
- From The Trip, where Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon review various restaurants:
Rob: *describing a drink* Tastes of a childhood garden.
Steve: Well, it's got a bit of alcohol in it, so it tastes — Was there a lot of alcohol in your garden as child? I'm sorry, Rob.
- Life of Pi features this gem, when Pi's father Santosh announces that they are leaving India for Canada.
Santosh: We will sail like Columbus.Pi: But Columbus was sailing for India!
- From the Will Smith Romantic Comedy Hitch, when Hitch tries to convince his friend's girlfriend to take that friend back:
Hitch: That man would have sold his soul to make you happy.Allegra: So what does that make you? The Devil?
- In The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan optimistically tells his first group of employees that their firm is "chasing Moby Dicks" and compares them to Captain Ahab, a man who never learned to know the right time to quit. (As a result, he died, his ship was destroyed, and he didn't catch Moby).
- In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Arthur: We can talk about normality till the cows come home...
Ford: What is normal...?
Trillian: What is home...?
Zaphod: (beat) What are cows?
- In To Be or Not to Be, the actor Bronski, cast as Hitler in a play, is told by the play's director that he cannot play a convincing Hitler. To prove it, he points to a portrait of Hitler on the set, only to be corrected by Bronski pointing out that the portrait is actually himself dressed as Hitler. At that point, the director responds "well, then the portrait's wrong too."
- In Don Jon, Barbara remarks that the difference between movies and porn is that movies get awards. Jon responds that porn movies get awards too.
- Hot Tub Time Machine:
Adam: By the way, where does it say in the fucking Friendship Handbook that you are the only one who's allowed any fucking problems?Lou: I forgot that it says in the Asshole Handbook that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want!Adam: Actually, it would say that in the Asshole Handbook if it was, like, guidelines for being an asshole, that's what it would say.
- In Spectre, Spectre's base is built in the impact crater of a meteorite with the meteorite on display. Oberhauser boasts that Spectre is like a meteorite: it waits in the darkness until one day, it comes down as an unstoppable force that changes the face of the planet. James Bond retorts that meteorites are not unstoppable; they stop when they hit the ground. Oberhauser gets taken off guard and needs a minute to think of a new quip.
- During one of the team's arguments in The Avengers, Steve Rogers gets fed up with Tony Stark's flippant attitude and his dependence on his suit and asks him if he thinks he's the sort of man that would lie on a barbed wire fence to allow men to go over him. Tony replies that he'd just cut the wire, completely shattering Steve's original insult attempt (Steve still sneers back about Tony "always having an angle", re-railing it).
- The Fisher King:
Jack: Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?
Parry: Happily married, probably.
Jack: Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.
- From The History Boys:
Gym teacher: God doesn't do notes, either. Did Jesus say, 'Can I be excused the Crucifixion?' No!Scripps Actually, sir, I think he did. note
- From Circus:
Bruno: How could you, Leo? I was like a father to you!
Leo: You're right. He was a right bastard, too.
- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer copies the Ultimate Galactus line mentioned above but the film version of Reed manages to make it a bit more awesome by adding that being a nerd has allowed him to date one of the hottest women on Earth (Sue), he's one of the brightest minds of the century and he makes it an "ask us for help" to Hagar rather than "ask me for help"... did we forgot to mention that the film is comparatively Lighter and Softer to the Ultimate comics?
- An old joke combines this with Insult Backfire:
Alice: I'd tell you a joke about your penis, but it's too short.Bob: Your right, that is a joke.
- From the Discworld book Pyramids: "I knew the two of you would get along like a house on fire." Screams, flames, people running for safety...
- The same gag is reused in Men at Arms ("Dwarfs and trolls get on like a house on fire. Ever been in a burning house, miss?") and The Wee Free Men ("I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire. There may be no survivors.")
- Another commonly-reused Pratchett joke is the backfire of "the light at the end of the tunnel". Usually "the light is an oncoming train", but there have been variations, including (appropriately enough) "the end of the tunnel is on fire."
- All of these are really examples of deliberate reversal of the analogy. This one actually seemed like an error by a character: "Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
- In The Truth, on being told he and his fellow beggars will be paid a dollar a day for selling newspapers, the Duck Man remarks that by their standards, "We could live like kings on a dollar a day." Arnold Sideways starts rattling off a number of unpleasant ways that famous kings have met their end, to which Duck Man patiently replies "No, Arnold, that's dying like kings."
- In Sourcery, the monarch of Al-Khali is fond of romantic poetry, comparing women's features to goats on a mountainside (a Shout-Out to the Song of Songs) and other Purple Prose analogies. He's left a bit speechless when a woman actually makes him stop and explain just what it is, exactly, that he finds goat-like about her.
- In Hogfather, Teatime threatens a security guard by claiming to be the man's worst nightmare. The guard immediately starts recounting several bizarre nightmares he's suffered, none of which have anything to do with an assassin threatening to stab him. Which the guard doesn't think is too frightening of a dream, although he might've changed his mind when it actually happens to him.
- In the same book, Ridcully claims to be as honest as the day is long. He is not impressed when Ponder reminds him it's the shortest day of the year.
Ridcully: However, this does not undermine the point that I just made, although I thank my colleague for his invaluable support and constant readiness to correct minor if not downright trivial errors.
- Men at Arms has Sam Vimes getting gleeful when an Assassin complains about him walking through their guild like he owns the place. Vimes had just found out that his marriage to Lady Sybil means that he does.
- Feet of Clay has Sam Vimes tell Cheery that the Watch is like one big family - and once the new recruit has responded to a few Domestic Disturbance calls, he's sure Cheery will see the resemblance.
- Good Omens: The four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have messed up the world's computer systems and the world is about to end. The text notes that it's often been said that civilization is two meals away from barbarism, and what's going to happen next will make barbarism look like a picnic: hot, nasty, and eventually given over to the ants.
- In Dragon Bones, Tosten admits to his brother Ward that he was acting like a jerk because he was jealous about Ward caring more about Oreg than about him. Ward forgives him and points out that Tosten was just scared of being left alone, and, with a frightened horse, you don't punish it, but try to ease its distress. Tosten then counters with "And sometimes, you slit its throat". Ward jokingly replies that "there have been times ...", and the both of them laugh about it.
- The "tragic lovers metaphor" is a running gag in Connie Willis' To Say Nothing of the Dog. The guy using them doesn't get that particular girl in the end (and both parties are clearly better off for it).
- One Russian story tells of a dog who told another dog that he was going to be famous like Laika. For those unfamiliar with the history, Laika was the first dog in space... and died up there. Sure enough, the dog dies at the end of the story while saving a young boy.
- Margaret Atwood:
You fit into me
Like a hook into an eye
A fish hook
An open eye
- The Ogden Nash poem "The Romantic Age," about a lovestruck teenage girl who:
Presses lips and tosses head,
Declares she's not too young to wed.
Informs you pertly you forget
Romeo and Juliet.
Do not argue, do not shout;
Remind her how that one turned out.
- In a scene in Gone with the Wind, Dr. Meade argues that General Johnston cannot be dislodged from the Kennesaw Mountain.
Dr. Meade: The mountain fastnesses has always been the refuge and the strong forts of people since the ancient times. Think of - think of Thermopylae!Rhett: They died to the last man at Thermopylae, didn't they, Doctor?
- In Dave Barry's second novel, Tricky Business, a series of events lead up to an ordinary band member named Wally deciding to go after a group of dangerous drug dealers with nothing other than a bottle opener to save some other passengers. He explains that it's like when the passengers on one of the 9/11 planes who refused to stand by and let the terrorists win. His friend points out that all of the passengers on that plane also died. On the other hand, it was implied that Wally did remember the fates of the passengers and was just being brave.
- Edward quotes lines of Romeo And Juliet into Bella's ear. Remember what happened to them? note
- Bella also constantly broods over Romeo and Juliet and compares it to her own problems. She compares Jacob to Paris even though Jacob is her friend whereas Paris was some random business associate of Juliet's father. Her problems pale in comparison but neither her nor the author sees that.
- Edward also mentions how magically wonderful imprinting is, comparing it to A Midsummer Night's Dream and apparently missing the Unfortunate Implications in the play — namely the rape/threats of rape and the fact that Demetrius would spend the rest of his life brainwashed into loving Helena.
- In Eclipse, Bella compares herself to Cathy of Wuthering Heights and her love for Edward to Cathy's love for Heathcliff. seemingly forgetting that there is actually an Isabella in the same novel who does marry Heathcliff to disastrous results.
- In the same book, Bella claims that she's fascinated with Catherine's and Heathcliff's romance because "nothing can keep them apart — not her selfishness, or his evil, or even death" when just the opposite actually happens in the novel. Everything especially her selfishness and his evil, keeps them apart in life — and it is death that unites them. Edward and Heathcliff are also as different as chalk and cheese. Heathcliff never wants to be apart from his love and is driven to insanity by her seeming rejection of him... more like Bella than the I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy Edward.
- It is quite amusing though how Bella, and therefore S. Meyer both completely miss the points of the texts they compare them to. Whereas Twilight asserts finding true love in your teens with a stranger is possible, Romeo and Juliet may be a satire of this notion.
- Anastasia does this twice in Fifty Shades of Grey:
- She likes comparing herself to Tess of the d'Urbervilles and ignoring Tess' death.
- She also compared herself and Christian to Icarus and the sun, using it as a comparison to how she longs to be close to the sun (Christian) like Icarus. Backfires, as Icarus didn't long to be close to the sun out of any romantic reason, but that was prideful and wanted to show-off, which ultimately led to his death.
- A once famous one analyzed in Vanity Fair. There was an old metaphor of romantic love describing a guy as a strong, solid tree, and a woman as a vine clinging to it. Since this actually means that the vine is slowly killing the tree, Thackeray refers to the heroine as a "tender little parasite" to add to the idea that the heroic Dobbin finally marrying her is a Bittersweet Ending at best, Downer Ending at worst.
- Happens to Otto von Bismarck (of all people) in George McDonald Fraser's Royal Flash when he explains his visions for Germany's future to Flashman:
Bismarck: Germany must have its Napoleon, if it is to have its...Flashman: ...Waterloo?
- In Betrayed, when Zoey meets with her boyfriend Erik after he returns from a trip, he greets her as his "Desdemona". Aphrodite quickly comments that if she's his Desdemona, she'd better not cheat on him or he'll strangle her at night. Given that Zoey was seeing her human boyfriend on the side while flirting with a teacher and that like Othello and Desdemona, Erik and Zoey are in an interracial relationship... yeah.
- "Zlata's diary" is a diary written by a girl called Zlata, who lived in Sarajevo during the Bosnian War and was 11 in 1991, when the war started. As her diary became known, people began to compare her with Anne Frank, who also had a diary. This was not reassuring to her, because:
Zlata: People compare me to Anne Frank. That scares me, I don't want to suffer her fate.
- She's being disingenuous, then, because she compares herself to Anne Frank in the context of the diary, before anyone knows about it, and gives the diary a name, in imitation of Anne Frank. She began writing it, she notes at the outset, in the hope that someone would eventually publish it, just like Anne Frank's diary was published — although she does hope she will live to see it published.
- This is part Be Careful What You Wish For, part bad translation. In original the second sentence sounds like: "And this fact [comparison with Anne Frank] now instills fear in me, fear to suffer her fate." The point is precisely that when she started her diary (before the war), she willfully compared herself with Anne, meaning the "published diary" part — and now the "didn't survive the war" part sounds more relevant.
- The title of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged is in some ways. In the myth of Atlas, Heracles holds the sky for Atlas while Atlas picks the apples of the Hesperides (only a god or Titan could pick them). Heracles then tricks Atlas into holding up the sky again, but in some versions of the myth Heracles then builds the Pillars of Heracles to hold the sky and relieve Atlas of his punishment. This is the opposite of Rand's Objectivist philosophy, as Heracles's building the pillars was purely altruistic. Heracles had already gotten what he came for, but at seeing Atlas having to hold the weight of the sky (again), he does not tell Atlas "to shrug" as Francisco does in the book, Heracles instead helps Atlas. Also, there's why Atlas was holding up the sky in the first place: He had been a war leader of the titans in their war against the greek gods, and having to hold the sky up a punishment laid on him for being a Jerkass God by some other Jerkass Gods who beat him (though given what happened to some of the other Titans, Atlas arguably got off lightly). Given the book's attitude towards being a Born Winner it's somewhat of an analogy backfire that the book's ideal and title inspiration was a loser who got stepped on by someone else.
- During the events of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, while Harry attends his career consultation meeting with McGonagall in which Umbridge (after having Dumbledore ousted from the school) is also present, Umbridge makes more than one attempt to disparage Harry's desire to become an Auror, eventually stating he "has as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore has of ever returning to this school", to which McGonagall responds, "A very good chance, then." Sure enough, Dumbledore returns to the school and Harry, according to Word of God, ends up as Head of the Auror Office.
- In Richard Armour's "Twisted Tales of Shakespeare", a satire on high-school and college lit textbooks, Armour plays with this trope in a chapter on Shakespeare's sonnets: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Hot? Sweaty? Fly-infested?" Which is done in the original sonnet; the point of it is that the love interest is better than a summer's day, because while a day in summer sounds lovely, many things, like heat and poor weather, ruin the experience.
- In "Alice's Birthday", a book from the Alice, Girl from the Future series, Alice wants to save a planet. To give her more confidence, Gromozeka reminds her of Joan of Arc, who rescued France. Alice succeeds, but is captured in the process. While she awaits her trial, she remembers that the actual Joan of Arc was executed. Except she wasn't in that continuity, but Alice doesn't know that yet...
- Referenced in Yendi, when Vlad observes that Kragar's analogy that life is like an onion doesn't work for him. Kragar says it's because you can peel layers from an onion, but they're all the same until there's nothing left. This notion didn't work for Vlad, because he grew up working in a restaurant and knows you chop onions, you don't peel them. A zigzagged example, because Vlad then explains how he thinks life is like an onion because sometimes there's a bad spot on one, but you can cut it out and the rest is fine.
- In Q-in-Law, a Star Trek novel, Picard is entrusted to perform a wedding of Keran and Sehira, a son and daughter, respectively, of the leaders of two rivaling clans. He is very pleased with the task, and compares the pair with Romeo and Juliet. Guinan points out that there was a tragic ending. Sure enough, Keran ends up blowing up a fighter that Sehira flies. She is just fine, though, thanks to Q.
- The classic Romeo/Juliet failure is subverted in the novelization for Robotech. The comparison with Max and Myria is surprisingly apt: They came into it from separate sides of a war/feud, fell for each other on serious impulses, and were definitely rushing into it (they met only three times before: A Humongous Mecha battle, an arcade competition, and a knife fight, all against each other). The snippet ends with the declaration that everyone was definitely going to do their best to change the ending.
- The spoof Doctor Who Universe Concordance The Complete(ly Useless) Encyclopedia has some fun with the Take That, Audience! character of Whizzkid in "The Greatest Show In The Galaxy" and his fan-baiting line "Although I never saw it in the early days, I know it's not as good as it used to be".
- In Ghost Story, Harry criticizes Lea's teaching methods by reminding Lea that her previous student died. Lea replies that she transformed said student from a terrified child into a One-Man Army, and by that standard her training was very successful.
- From A Song of Ice and Fire
- Oberyn explains to Tyrion how much he loved his sister Elia and how close they were as children. To make it more understandable, Oberyn compares the two of them to someone Tyrion actually knows: Tyrion's own siblings. Tyrion internally cringes.
- A comment made to Cersei herself about feeling "as pure as a maid on the morning of her wedding". On the morning of her wedding, Cersei fucked her brother.
- Nimble Dick assures Brienne that's he's honest as the day is long. Brienne points out that as winter is coming, the days are getting shorter.
- Tyrion promises to drown Ser Jorah Mormont in gold if he lets him go. Mormont is not impressed, having seen someone murdered by pouring molten gold over them.
- In the Smallville episode "Reckoning", Chloe notes that Clark and Lana are practically like Ken and Barbie... then as an afterthought, adds that the producers broke them up later.
- In Malcolm in the Middle, when the principal at Francis's Military School is cutting their TV privileges, he tries to rally the others to resist.
Francis: Come on, guys, let's stand up. This will be our Alamo![the other guys just look at him]Francis: Okay, bad example.
- In a Lower-Deck Episode of Stargate SG-1, Felger says, "We're kinda like the intellectual Butch and Sundance of the SGC," to which Samantha replies, "Butch and Sundance got cornered and killed by the Bolivian Army."
- In the British Queer as Folk about the homosexual Platonic Life-Partners Vince and Stuart:
Hazel: You two are like a married couple these days.
Stuart: Except that we never have sex.
Hazel: Like I said, married couple.
- Joe on NewsRadio insists on making his own components for every device he fixes rather than buy "any of that mass-produced garbage." When an impatient Bill asks Joe to just give up and buy the piece in question, Joe answers, "Did Thomas Edison give up?" Bill points out that "Thomas Edison wasn't trying to invent something that was readily available in a variety of stores near his home."
- How I Met Your Mother:
Lily: Listen to what the world is telling you to do and take the leap.Marshall: You're right. You're absolutely right. I love you, Lily.Lily: Metaphorical leap!
- The Daily Show
"Hey! You know the violent unstable borderline sociopath from The Town, who's useful in a pinch but whose suicidal single-minded mania will ultimately be his downfall? That's you guys. And the guy who's stuck in an uneasy alliance with you but doesn't really like you and ultimately saves himself by walking away from you as you are dying? That's us. So. Do we have your vote?" I'm going to assume that most of the Tea Party coalition has not seen the whole movie.
- When discussing changing racial demographics in America:
Larry Wilmore: That's what happens when you have a melting pot. The stew gets darker.
Jon Stewart: Unless, of course, you're talking about a Tuscan stew, which uses white beans.
Wilmore: But the stew still gets darker.
Stewart: Unless, and I don't want to split hairs here, but there could be some kind of a cream base-
Wilmore: What's up with you, Emeril? Did you miss lunch?
- Mainstream Republicans showed the Tea Party coalition a clip from The Town to gain their support, which is pretty weird choice in itself, given the pitch: "I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're going to hurt some people," but Jon then examines the characters' roles in the rest of the film.
- When discussing changing racial demographics in America:
- In one episode of Mock the Week, Frankie Boyle discusses Sarah Palin's pitbull analogy:
The lesson is, keep the analogy short. "I'm like a pitbull, I'm tenacious." Yeah, that's good. "I'm like a pitbull, if you leave me in the room with a child I'll kill them." NO, PALIN! Keep the analogy short! "Once I get a hold of you you're gonna have to stick a finger up my arse to make me let go." NO, PALIN!
- My Family:
- In an episode, Ben learns his daughter was nearly assaulted by a member of royalty she had been set up with on a blind date. He compares the situation with the opera "Don Giovanni" where the titular lecherous noble was impaled with a sword by the father of a girl he tried to rape. However, Susan (who convinced Ben into listening to Don Giovanni in the first place) corrects him, saying it was Don Giovanni who killed the father. Cue Ben having an utterly hilarious look on his face for about a minute.
- A variant from the first episode has a perfectly valid analogy being used by someone who missed the point of it and thus screws it up. Ben's assistant Brigitte criticises him for not making the time to treat his own family, comparing him to the the story of the cobbler's children who had no food. When Ben corrects her, she replies, "That makes no sense, their dad was a cobbler."
- The Brit Com Coupling has done this several times. Usually with Jeff making an analogy and then Patrick translates into something that makes even less sense.
Lisa Cuddy: She's already on a respirator, the machine is breathing for her... I can do whatever I want to her lungs. If you're playing catch in the living room and you break your mother's vase, you might as well keep playing catch. The vase is already broken!James Wilson: Except, that room can't breathe without that vase.
- Dr. House loves to use farfetched metaphors in his practice, so his colleagues frequently try to imitate him, only to usually backfire:
- In "All In", the team only have one chance left to save a boy's life:
House: Mighty Casey is down to his last strike.Foreman: Mighty Casey struck out.
- In The O.C., Ryan tried to convince his girlfriend Lindsay to patch things up with her estranged father:
Ryan: Alright, look. Luke Skywalker was happy to find his dad, right? Even if he turned out to be Darth Vader.Lindsay: Ryan, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fought each other with lightsabers until one of them died.
Kirsten: Well didn't you use that Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader thing?Ryan: She poked a serious hole in that analogy.
- Later, there was this exchange:
- Considering if Luke didn't make the reconciliation attempt he would have neither been able to redeem his father, and more importantly, not been able to kill the Emperor, maybe that should be an example of a backfire of an analogy backfire.
- In Charmed, "The Seven Year Witch":
Drake: The point is, Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra... Brad and Jennifer.Piper: All tragedies, I might add.
- Subverted in Dollhouse, one of Echo's engagements had her as a safe cracker. When asked by her partners why they never heard of her if she's so good, she asks if they've ever heard of Bonnie and Clyde. Thinking she messed up the analogy, they pounce on the 'mistake' — only to have her counter the counter. Bonnie and Clyde were famous and ended up dead, because being well-known is the mark of terrible criminal, not a good one.
- 3rd Rock from the Sun:
Dick Solomon: I want ceaseless joy and never-ending passion like Romeo and Juliet.
Mary Albright: They both wound up dead.
Dick Solomon: Antony and Cleopatra.
Mary Albright: Dead.
Dick Solomon: That couple from Wuthering Heights.
Mary Albright: Insane and dead.
Dick Solomon: F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda.
Mary Albright: Drunk, insane and dead.
Dick Solomon: Sigfried and Roy.
Mary Albright: (beat) Okay, that's one.
- The Mighty Boosh: "You cannot make milk into cheese!"
- The Big Bang Theory:
Howard: You're weighing me down! I'm a falcon who hunts better solo.Leonard: Fine, I'll sit here, you take flight and hunt.Howard: Don't be ridiculous, you can't just tell a falcon when to hunt!Leonard: Actually, you can. (beat) There's a whole sport built around it. (beat) Falconry.
- When Leonard and Howard try to pick up girls, but are unsuccessful:
Leonard: Im just saying, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.Sheldon: You can catch even more flies with manure. Whats your point?
- In the season 3 episode The Gothowitz Deviation there's a following exchange:
- In another episode the main four geeks were preparing to survive in the cold. Sheldon made reminded them about how Han Solo saved Luke by cutting open the Taun Taun in The Empire Strikes Back. Howard then tells Raj and Leonard to hold Sheldon down while he cuts him open.
- In another episode, after a month-trip to Antarctica as well as Sheldon learning that his friends falsified his report in an attempt to "prove" his theory, the latter being deeply hurt by the action, Penny tried to cheer him up by citing how Kirk, in the Star Trek film, told Spock things he knew weren't true, like that Spock didn't care about his mom dying. This analogy didn't work, and had Sheldon breaking down further because, thanks to that Antarctica trip, he not only missed Comic Con, but also the new Star Trek film.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation:
- In the episode "The Best of Both Worlds", Picard, shortly before being abducted and assimilated by the Borg, has this conversation with Guinan:
Guinan: Trouble sleeping?
Picard: It's something of a tradition, Guinan — Captain touring the ship before a battle.
Guinan: Hmm. Before a hopeless battle, if I remember the tradition correctly.
Picard: Not necessarily. Nelson toured the HMS Victory before Trafalgar.
Guinan: Yes, but Nelson never returned from Trafalgar, did he?
Picard: No, but the battle was won.
- On the other hand, Picard averts this in "Hide and Q" when quoting Hamlet:
Picard: Oh, I know Hamlet. And what he might say with irony, I say with conviction: "What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form, in moving, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god!"
Q: Surely, you don't see your species like that, do you?
Picard: I see us one day becoming that, Q. Is that what concerns you?
- In the episode "The Best of Both Worlds", Picard, shortly before being abducted and assimilated by the Borg, has this conversation with Guinan:
- In the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Year of Hell," Paris comes up with an upgrade for the badly-damaged Voyager which was inspired by the Titanic. Janeway points out the obvious flaw: "As I recall, it sank."
- In all fairness, what he was describing (the ability to seal off sections of the ship) was a measure first utilized on the Titanic, and improved and implemented on virtually all ships built afterward.
- CSI: on finding an intact brain several metres from the victim's head, Greg remarks "it's hard to crack an egg without breaking the yolk". Greg is either bad at making analogies, or really bad at cracking eggs.
- In the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Space Mutiny, the hero lambasts his love interest for putting herself in danger to save him from the evil forces who have mounted a nearly-successful takeover of the ship.
Rider: I wish your father could control you as well as he does this ship!Crow: You mean have a mutiny on me?
- Doctor Who:
- In the story "City of Death", there's this exchange between Romana and a hard-nosed cop Duggan:
Romana: You should go into business with a glazier. You would have a very symbiotic relationship.
Duggan: What's that supposed to mean?
Romana: I merely meant that you tend to leave a lot of broken glass behind.
Duggan: You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
Romana: If you made an omelet, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames, and an unconscious chef!
- In "Voyage of the Damned", the Doctor finds himself on a spaceship called the "Titanic". (Although it turns out that the name might have been intentional.):
The Doctor: Titanic. Um... who... thought of the name?Host: Information: It was chosen as the most famous vessel of the planet Earth.The Doctor: ...Did they tell you why it was famous?
- In the story "City of Death", there's this exchange between Romana and a hard-nosed cop Duggan:
- Garth Marenghis Darkplace
She was like a candle in the wind...unreliable.
- In Lost in Austen, Bingley, who thinks Amanda is a lesbian, steers his attentions towards Jane. Darcy does not see this as being anything resembling "love" (as Bingley was previously consumed with Amanda), but Bingley remains steadfast:
Bingley: I am invulnerable, like Ajax.
Darcy: Ajax cut his own throat in a fit of pique.
- Bingley eventually becomes rather nervous around Amanda, leading Jane to marry Collins...which drives Bingley to drink.
- That '70s Show:
Kelso: Man, having no parents would be cool. Like the Lord of the Flies!
Eric: Kelso, did you ever finish Lord of the Flies?
- Analogies often backfire in The Thick of It, and most spectacularly in the Drama Bomb episode where Malcolm gets fired. The script features a running theme of theatre-related metaphors:
Marianne Swift: Malcolm, we get it, you're still the star of the show.Malcolm Tucker: Warm them up, tell them Olivier's on his way but in the meantime here's An Audience With Peter fuckin' Bowles... what happened, did you get heckled off?Steve Fleming: The show's over, it's curtains...
- In The Office (US), Michael's analogies almost always backfire, but in one case he backfired (executive) Ryan's when Ryan wanted him to leave designing the ad to the advertising professionals:
Ryan: It's not part of your job. It's like, maybe you can cook, but that doesn't mean you should start a restaurant.Michael: Well, actually I can't cook and I am starting a restaurant: Mike's Cereal Shack.
- Done excellently in the Boy Meets World episode where Topanga moves to Pittsburgh. Since Cory is reading Romeo and Juliet at the time, he keeps proclaiming that he and Topanga will be fine just like them... until Mr. Feeny tells him to skip ahead to the end.
- In Blackadder Goes Forth, the interrogation of a suspected German spy:
Darling: Look, I'm as British as Queen Victoria!Blackadder: So your father's German, you're half-German, and you married a German?
- Or from the original series, The Black Adder,
Percy: You know, they do say that the Infanta's eyes are more beautiful than the famous Stone of Galveston.(Edmund questions Percy minutely regarding what he knows of both, leading to this conclusion:)Blackadder: So, what you're telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else you have never seen.
- The pitch reel for The Muppet Show compares it to Jim Henson's and George Schlatter's respective previous work, such as Sesame Street, Laugh In ... and Turn-On. It went on the promise that the names of the executives would be household words, like "toilet."
- In Breaking Bad, Jesse is somewhat prone to this, since he's smart but not overly educated:
Jesse: What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?Badger: Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star.Skinny Pete: True dat. Two o' dem bitches.Badger: ...Just sayin'. Devil's advocate.
- Near the end of Season 3, Mike tells Walter about a scumbag wife-beater that he let off the hook, taking a "half measure" that ended in tragedy. He tells this story in the hopes of convincing Walt not to take a half-measure that would end poorly for him. Walt takes the story to heart in a way Mike never intended, and takes the full-measure decision of saving Jesse from dealers in his druglord employer's payroll by killing them.
- In a Quantum Leap episode, Sam warns a mobster that he could end up like Jimmy Hoffa, but since at the time of the story, Hoffa wasn't famous for being whacked, the mobster replies something like, "You mean become head of the teamsters?" and takes that as a positive goal.
- In the Ellen episode "What's Up, Ex-Doc?", Spence tries to explain to his father why he's giving up on his medical career, using an analogy about messing up a recipe and having to throw it out and start again. His father, who's a baker, points out that there is a very simple fix to the situation he describes that would save the mixture.
- In Falling Skies, the protagonist is a former history teacher in a world six months after an Alien Invasion. He is captured by a gang of racist outlaws, and their leader strikes up a conversation with him. The outlaw thinks the protagonist is stupid for thinking the aliens can be defeated (they have already wiped out most of the major cities and much of the population of Earth). The protagonist compares this invasion to many others throughout our history where the locals have managed to repel the invaders, specifically referencing The American Revolution. The outlaw is quick to point out that this analogy is very wrong given the enormous technological and numerical gap between the "skitters" and humans. His analogy is more appropriate, that of Native Americans defending against invading Europeans with a much smaller success rate.
- Spaced: Tim's justification for getting back with his ex-girlfriend by comparing it to Daisy's desire for a holiday meets a snag.
Tim: This is something that I've always wanted! You have things you want — you're always going on about going to Asia and seeing the Taj Mahal.Daisy: I do want to go to Asia! I do want to see the Taj Mahal! The difference is, the Taj Mahal didn't sleep with its boss behind my back and break my heart!Tim: Yeah, well... it might if you go to Asia.
- In Bottom, when Richie and Eddie are on a camping holiday, and Richie is bemoaning the difficulties they're facing:
Richie: Honestly! Alexander the Great never had this trouble!
Eddie: Yeah well, he wasn't a complete dickhead, was he?
- From According to Jim, when Jim's brother-in-law dates a girl Jim doesn't like, Jim (on separate occasions to his wife and his brother-in-law) makes up a hypothetical scenario of himself dating Osama bin Laden as a comparison. Too bad for him this trope haunts him when his target audiences think differently (his brother-in-law considers the possibility of turning bin Laden in for cash reward, and Jim's wife asks Jim if his relationship with bin Laden is serious).
- Young Blades: When D'Artagnan says that a woman wears his compliments "like silk," Jacqueline points out that silk is spun by worms.
- An exchange between Bernard and Sir Humphrey in Yes, Prime Minister:
Bernard: Well I cant accept that, Sir Humphrey, no man is an island.Sir Humphrey: I agree, Bernard, no man is an island, entire of itself, and therefore, never send to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, Bernard.
- On The Cosby Show, Cliff once compares himself to Old Yeller, who protected the family. His wife points out that Old Yeller was shot.
- Some examples:
Major Burns: How come he gets the cowboys, while I'm stuck with the Indians?
Colonel Potter: I'm one-fourth Cherokee.
Major Burns: Oh. How.
- In another example, a patient is claiming to be Jesus Christ. Colonel Flagg shows up, wanting the soldier either in combat or imprisoned for faking.
Colonel Potter: It takes more than a sound body to make a stallion run. It takes a sound heart, and a sound mind.
Colonel Flagg: It also takes a rider who's not afraid to go to the whip!
- In "Five O'Clock Charlie", General Clayton tours an ammo dump near the camp.
Clayton: Oh, it's classic, Henry. The ammo dump, the road. Store material near hospitals so the enemy will leave it alone. Learned it from the Germans.Hawkeye: Great. Now we're taking lessons from the losers.
- Some examples:
- Twice in the same episode of USA High when first Bobby tries to give Lauren a motivational speech and uses Vincent Van Gogh as an example... only to be reminded that he cut his ear off. Ashley then tries with this example.
Ashley: I once fell off a horse and a man came up to me and said 'young lady, you better get right back on'. Of course this horse was on a merry-go-round...
- In one Happy Days episode, Richie suggests escaping from a predicament by disguising themselves in women's clothes. Fonzie balks, arguing that Davy Crockett could have escaped from the Alamo that way but instead stuck it out. However, he concedes the point when Richie points out that Crockett died at the Alamo.
- An extended one in Scrubs season five, when Elliot quickly loses her new job at a different hospital, and refuses help from her friends. Carla maintains the opinion they have to help her. When Turk says Elliot didn't want their help, Carla comes with an analogy about JD refusing help, and Turk immediately finds a reason why JD wouldn't want their help. And it only goes south from there. For the record, Elliot really didn't want help and managed to get her old job back by herself, so Turk's initial point was valid.
Carla: Guys, listen. We really need to help Elliot.Turk: Baby, she said she didn't want to be helped.Carla: If JD were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, would you do it?Turk: That depends: what if there are hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he want one of them to jump in and save him.Carla: Let's say there's no women.Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby.Carla: Fine, he's in a pond.JD: Oh, I would never swim in a pond. They're infamous for serpents.Turk: You could swim at the Y[MCA] on tuesdays, men only.JD: Have you been to the Y on men night? Not me...Carla: Okay fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!Turk: (insulted) Oh, so now a brother can't swim!JD: Why did you have to go there?Carla: Oh my God!
- This exchange from The Muppet Show between Rowlf and George Burns:
Rowlf: Oh listen, I can play in any key. I'm another Jascha Heifetz.
George Burns: Jascha Heifetz played the violin.note
Rowlf: No one'll know the difference, George.
- A rare deadpan comic turn from George Hearst, Deadwood's resident Big Bad with No Sense of Humor, to a sycophantic associate;
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Anya does this all by herself due to her natural Brutal Honesty, when Dawn thinks she might be a potential superhero.
Dawn: Everything's different for me now.Anya: That's because you're a part of something larger. Like being swallowed. By something larger.Xander: Nice job with the "getting swallowed" analogy.Anya: Well, it is a mixed bag, you know. If she gets to be the Slayer, then her life is short and brutal. And if she doesn't, then it smells of unfulfilled potential. My swallowed analogy looks pretty sweet right now, doesn't it?
- Xander tells the Potentials they're as safe as houses. Everyone looks at the boarded-up window from the last time a demon broke into their house.
Doyle: Well, I don't have the money! You can't get blood from a stone, man.Angel: They can get blood out of you.
- Doyle is being pursued by Loan Sharks.
Wesley: You're like one of these rare volumes. One of a kind.[Angel smiles. The proprietor appears carrying three old books.]Proprietor: I've got three of them.
- While going to buy a Tome of Eldritch Lore, Wesley rallies Angel's spirits by telling him that he is special.
- Perennial loser Al Bundy of Married... with Children was prone to both this and Metaphorgotten, but possibly the crowning glory for the simplicity of it all:
Al: Just remember. "Al" is the first word in "Alamo".Peg: Honey, we lost the Alamo.
- Game of Thrones:
- Cersei Lannister tries to explain the impending invasion by Stannis Baratheon to her young son by using a story about a lion who was meant to be king being menaced by an evil stag in a forest. Tommen is quick to point out that stags aren't evil, they're good because they only eat grass.
- When Ned confronts Cersei about her twincest with Jaime, she responds that the Targaryens, the family that produced the Mad King, did the same thing for centuries...even more of a backfire when Joffrey turns out to be more like Aerys than anyone thought. She later realizes and laments this backfire in Season 2 when she confesses to Tyrion how sad she is that Joffrey turned out like he did. But, as Tyrion points out, she may have actually beaten the odds the Targaryens confronted (that every other Targaryen goes mad), in that two of her three children by incest are actually extremely decent people.
- Qyburn defends his vivisection of living men For Science! by positing that the knowledge helped him save many more, then asks how many men Jaime has saved with his sword. He's nonplussed when Jaime answers, "500,000; the population of King's Landing."
- Melisandre attempts to explain the concept of her sacrificial victims' transcendence by comparing it to childbirth: pain and suffering followed by joy. Shireen points out that mothers aren't piles of ash and bone afterward.
- When Dana and her boyfriend run away together in the third season of Homeland, one of the characters thinks it's harmless and kind of romantic, comparing them to Romeo and Juliet. Carrie Mathison, played by Claire Danes, points out the obvious fault in that analogy.
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine:
Sgt. Jeffords: Why are you being so crazy about this case?
- Detective Peralta is a pretty clever but Book Dumb guy, and so tends to come out with these. Such as this example:
Peralta: Because I wanted to work the toughest case we had! It would feel awesome to solve it. Because a real man doesn't run from a challenge. I mean, do they run from the bulls in Pamplona?
Sgt. Jeffords: Yeah. That's the whole point of it.
Peralta: Seriously? That seems lame.
Peralta: We can make this work! We're Romeo and Juliet!
- The Romeo and Juliet example is lampshaded as well:
Sophia: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Peralta: That's how it ends? Why do people like it so much?
- On Nikita, Birkhoff catches himself:
- Misfits has a rare positive example: Rudy tries to brush away someone's optimism with "That's what they said about the Apollo 13!" The Apollo 13 crew did come out okay!
- Nash Bridges: In "One Flew Over a Cuda's Nest", promising to tutor restless Evan on the upcoming written tests, Harvey offers a comparison: taking those has a formula, like getting a woman in a sack. Evan points out that in that case the tutoring should be the other way around, and Harvey doesn't argue.
- Home and Away: After being introduced to the new Summer Bay High principal Barry Hyde, Jade jokes that he should be named Jekyll. Max launches into what he thinks is an impersonation of Dr. Jekyll, realising too late that Barry is behind him. Barry gives Max another day of detention and tells them to read The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde more carefully. "Dr. Jekyll was the good one. I am Mr. Hyde, the evil one. And I never. Change. Back." Nevertheless, the nickname Jekyll sticks for a long time afterwards.
- Babylon 5 gives us this exchange between Garibaldi and Bester. In a unusual inversion of the trope, Bester manages to turn an intended insult into something more positive.
Bester: If I had my talent working, I could have warned you when he was coming.
Garibaldi: And if I had a baseball bat, we could hang you from the ceiling and play piñata.
Bester: A piñata, huh? So, you think of me as something bright and cheerful, full of toys and candy for young children? Thank you! That makes me feel much better about our relationship.
- Utopia (2014): From "Terminal Problems":
"What if we had given up at Gallipoli?"
- In the pilot episode of Monk, Monk reveals to mayoral candidate Warren St. Clare that his campaign manager Gavin Lloyd arranged to have St. Clare's bodyguard killed to cover up his embezzlement.
Warren (to Gavin): And you called yourself my Moses.
Monk: Like the real Moses, he won't be joining you in the promised land.
- The Prisoner (1967): In "Hammer into Anvil", a particularly ruthless Number Two quotes Goethe's proverb "You must be Anvil or Hammer" in a confrontation with Number Six. After some prompting from Six, it becomes clear that he has no idea what he's talking about and in fact has the metaphor completely backwards: He proudly proclaims himself the "Hammer" to Six's "Anvil", but in blacksmithing, no matter how many times the hammer strikes the anvil, it is the hammer that breaks first.
- Narcos: When Pablo and Gustavo discuss what they are going to do with all the money their cocaine trafficking has brought in, Pablo suggests laundering it like Al Capone did. Gustavo points out that Capone is a terrible analogue - not because he was eventually caught and convicted for it, but because he never had as much money as they do now.
- In one episode of Mister Ed where Ed wants a shower installed in his stall:
Ed: "Trigger has a shower and a sunken bathtub."Wilbur: "When you make as much money as Trigger, I'll buy you a swimming pool."
- In one episode of Home Improvement, Tim has some of his friends over to help put in his hot rod's engine. Unfortunately, in an attempt to play matchmaker for her newly single friend, Jill stays at the house with her friends and ends up turning the evening into a party, preventing work from being done on the engine, much to Tim's chagrin. We then get this exchange:
- In season 7 of Canada's Worst Driver, it takes Jon a moment to realize the full implications of calling something "better than sex".
Jon (hanging his head out of a fast-moving car): This is better than sex!
Elise (his fiance): Oh, I agree.
- In Gilmore Girls, Paris volunteers to temporarily run the Yale Daily News, despite an earlier, disastrous run as editor. One of the staff says it would be like giving Captain Bligh another ship after he lost the Bounty. Paris immediately retorts that Bligh was given multiple commands afterward and was ultimately promoted to Rear Admiral. He was a good commander and the British Navy didn't blame him for the actions of mutineers.
- There's an old song by The Reflections called "Just Like Romeo and Juliet". The first couple of stanzas use the titular simile to refer to how famous their romance is going to be. By the end, the singer is speculating about how, if he doesn't get his act together, their love will be destroyed by tragedy. Just like Romeo and Juliet.
- Which provides a little Fridge Horror, actually, about the song. You can see the headlines about a murder-suicide brought on by his lack of employment.
- "Fire" by The Pointer Sisters one-ups all other clueless Romeo & Juliet analogies by immediately following it up in the same verse with a second comparison to Samson & Delilah, a pairing that not only ended very badly, but didn't exactly start out all that great, either.
- The Blue Öyster Cult song "Don't Fear The Reaper" manages to get the Romeo and Juliet analogy right — "Romeo and Juliet are together in eternity; we could be like they are".
- Amanda Palmer's "Ampersand" also gets the analogy right: "I'm not gonna die for you, you know I ain't no Juliet."
- Lady Gaga named herself after Queen's "Radio Gaga," a song about how horrible mainstream radio has gotten. Given her general sensibilities, this is quite possibly intentional.
- The song "I Found a Loophole" by wizard rock band the Whomping Willows contains this tongue-in-cheek aversion: "We'll be like Romeo and Juliet, except we won't be dead."
- Taylor Swift's "Love Story" has the singer ask her lover to be her Romeo while she'll be his Juliet and "Scarlet Letter". Possibly an aversion, since the point of the song is how their love is very difficult (like in Romeo and Juliet and The Scarlet Letter), but the end of the song shows that both end up Happily Ever After, so yeah...
- The scarlet letter is actually a badge of shame given for adultery, so I don't think he'd want that... Then again, maybe it refers to her parent's reaction to the boy she wanted to date.
- What makes this possibly more painful is that the Happily Ever After is just handed to her without any effort. One moment she's questioning whether he even loves her anymore, the next all the problems have gone away and he's proposing to her.
- In the Black Eyed Peas' song "Imma Be", one of the singers compares himself to a sperm bank. As Todd in the Shadows points out, people also deposit sperm there.
- Another example Todd pointed out is "Firework".
"Feel like a brief flash of light that exists for 2 seconds before disappearing and is immediately forgotten by the audience."
- "I'm the Helen Keller of having sex / No, wait, that's a bad example..."
- Since Helen Keller was mentioned, 3Oh!3's "Don't Trust Me" has the line "Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips" (Keller was blind and deaf, but learned to talk!).
- Ke$ha's "Blah Blah Blah" has this lyric: "zip your lip like a padlock." Padlocks don't zip.
- There's a Flight of the Conchords song full of these. Bret is describing a girl he just met and supposedly had a love affair with, and Jermaine keeps undermining his comparisons: "'She was comparable to Cleopatra' 'Quite old, then?' 'She was like Shakespeare's Juliet' 'What, thirteen?'"
- The Shake It Up! song "Fashion is my Kryptonite". Kryptonite, Superman's weakness, would refer to something that is poisonous, yet the song was most definitely trying to relate it to an addicting drug.
- Metallica's "No Leaf Clover": "Then it comes to be that the soothing light / At the end of your tunnel / Was just a freight train comin your way."
- Joni Mitchell's "A Case of You":
Just before our love got lost you said
"I am as constant as the Northern star"
And I said "Constantly in the darkness?
Where's that at?
If you want me I'll be in the bar."
- The Los Furios song "Bad Waters" is supposed to be a parable about how adversity makes us strong, and facing your fears head-on is how you become a better person. Pretty good moral, yeah? However, the setting chosen for the parable was... a captain deciding to sail directly through a storm at sea and telling a sailor not to be such a baby about it. There is a difference between "not being afraid to take on challenges" and "being suicidally reckless".
- Taken Up to Eleven in Paul and Storm's "Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)," in which each verse begins with a pleasant and innocuous metaphor that quickly turns dark.
My love is a sailing ship,Seeking out a friendly shore,To cast out my anchor, happily never to sail no more.And your love is the ocean that drowns me,Leaving my bones to be picked at by crabs,And bringing settlers to the new world with smallpox and influenza,And wiping out the indigenous population.
- Crazy Town's "Butterfly" has "Girl it's me and you like Sid and Nancy". Not a model relationship by any means!
- In a Dilbert comic, the Pointy-Haired Boss used an apple to represent the company's "core values". Dilbert pointed out that the apple's core is the part you throw away and added "maybe the stem can represent our loyalty to the company".
- Dilbert was actually very fond of this. In commentary, Scott Adams wrote that all analogies are bad.
- Another one.
- Yet another one has the PHB tell Asok that interns are as important to a company as minks are to a coat. Asok pointed out that minks do not enjoy the benefits of a coat.
- In FoxTrot, Peter once used The Metamorphosis as an example to Jason, who had been transformed into a girl (it was All Just a Dream), commenting on how well things had worked out for Gregor Samsa. Jason says that Gregor starved to death, abandoned by his family. It then transpires that Peter
had never actually finishedwas still on the first page of the book.
- In one of the last Dykes to Watch Out For strips so far (December 2007), as the cast attends Stuart's winter solstice ritual:
Stuart: People created solstice rituals because they were afraid the sun would never come back to the sky. And lemme tell ya, after seven years of Bush, I know how they felt... [...] ... and as the lengthening days triumph over darkness, may peace triumph over war, may...Sydney: Stuart? D'you really want to apply that solar model to human behavior? After all, darkness triumphs over the light in June. Unless you mean that war is inevitable, a kind of cyclical, Bataillean squandering of excess engergy — a view with which I'm inclined to agree. (everybody glares at her) I'm just saying.
- Hello Cheeky had this, which isn't so much 'exposing another fact about the analogy' as 'exposing the way the analogy couldn't possibly work':
Tim: Did you know that if the entire population of China started marching past your window right now, due to the immensely high birth rate in China, the procession would never end?Barry: ...But how could they if they were mar—Tim: Shut up.Barry: They're marching! They can't—Tim: No. Shut up, Barry.
- Older Than Steam: At the beginning of Act V of William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice, recently married lovers Lorenzo and Jessica recite to each other a poem comparing themselves to other famous lovers. However, the stories of all the other lovers they mention end in deception, death, or both. It may not be obvious to modern audiences and, as Shakespeare never has anyone call Lorenzo and Jessica on this, it may not have been caught by the audience of his day. Still, it counts.
- In Reefer Madness: The Musical, Jimmy and Mary compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet, not having read the ending. Mary dies because of Jimmy, and Jimmy is arrested for her murder. It's surprisingly tragic for such a funny movie.
- Mary unintentionally makes the comparison more apt as she's dying: "We are just like Romeo and Juliet; we're happy, young, and ? (cough) ? hemorrhaging blood..."
- The Drowsy Chaperone has the song "Love Is Always Lovely in the End", in which the singer, Mrs. Tottendale, is blissfully oblivious to the fact that every couple she mentions in the song (Romeo and Juliet, Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, (Samson and Delilah) had an unhappy ending. Her butler tries to point this out to her, to no avail.
- Bye Bye Birdie:
Kim: Miss Alvarez, I'm coming with you!
Rosie: Kim, don't be ridiculous! You're only fifteen!
Kim: Juliet was fourteen when she left home.
Rosie: And look what happened to her!
- Dream Girl:
Georgina: Well, what do you think I am, some kind of a jellyfish that's just going to sit and let you—
Clark: If you'd ever tangled with a jellyfish, you'd know they're anything but submissive creatures.
- In the musical adaptation of Frankenstein, Victor sings a song where he proudly and excitedly calls himself "the modern Prometheus" (the subtitle of the source material novel). Henry Clerval quickly points out he should neither want nor strive to end up like Prometheus and that if he proceeds with his insane plans, "Your fate will be the same as his!" The myth of Prometheus has been interpreted throughout ages either as going against divine plan and suffering the price, or as fighting against all odds for the betterment of all mankind, regardless of the risks to oneself; Mary Shelley's original story sided wholly with the former, and was not complimenting Frankenstein by comparing his exploits to the fire thief's.
- Cactus Flower:
Julian: You're afraid of life, afraid of intimacy, afraid to let yourself go. You're as scared as that cocker spaniel of yours.
Stephanie: Frieda has had twenty-two puppies!
- In the first scene of the P.D.Q. Bach opera The Abduction of Figaro, the doctor is applying leeches to the ailing Figaro, and tries to defend himself against the generally Squicked-out ensemble:
Doctor: It is the recommended treatment—it was even used on General George Washington.
Ensemble: Did he live?
Doctor: Well, no... but he was old.
Ensemble: How old was he then?
Doctor: Well... he must have been... about as old as Figaro!
- In the very first case of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Larry Butz insists he and his late ex-girlfriend were like "Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Marc Anthony!", and Phoenix thinks, "Didn't they all die?"
- In the third case of the second game, Moe the Clown insists that he saw clearly the defendant that night as he has eyes like a hawk, and Phoenix thinks "Umm... Don't birds have terrible night vision?".
- And in the fifth case of the third game, Godot says that "a cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal". Phoenix counters that a cornered fox is "scared and petrified", which catches the prosecutor off guard for a moment before he can recover.
- In the bonus case of the first game, Angel Starr compares a certain detective to a fresh white cheese (just go with it), and the judge says that then he himself must be "hard, yellowed, and sharp as a tack". Ema cheerfully pipes up, "I bet you stink, too."
- The final case of the second game includes a defendant with an image "refreshing as a spring breeze". When Edgeworth gets, er, wind of this, he wonders aloud "What's so refreshing about a spring breeze?!", leading Phoenix to think to himself that perhaps the spring allergies weren't kind to Edgeworth. The defendant in question turns out to be an extraordinarily evil person, so perhaps the analogy wasn't so poor after all.
- May occur in a flirtatious exchange between Commander Shepard and Ash Williams in the original Mass Effect. The latter quotes Whitman's "O captain! My captain!" line, and the former is quick to point out that the captain is "fallen cold and dead" in the poem. Which is kind of Harsher in Hindsight when the sequel came out, due to Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome.
- In the final part of Ghost Trick, Sissel is prompted to possess a fountain and spray "as if your life depended on it!"
Sissel: Uh, I'm dead, though...Yomiel: In that case... make it spray as if your death depended on it!
- Grim Fandango features Manny's rival, Domino Hurley, giving Manny a minor "The Reason You Suck" Speech, all while ranting that Manny should act more like him. This culminates in Domino shouting, "If you just adopt the proper attitude, just look what could happen to you!" He's then immediately ground into powder by the pair of crushers he didn't notice advancing towards him.
- Danganronpa, the end of chapter 3. As the culprit is about to be executed...
Culprit note : If I am to be reborn, I would surely be Marie Antoinette.Other Juror note : ... You'll still get executed in the end, though...
- This nice little quip from Kid Icarus: Uprising when Pit defeats Phosphora.
Pit: Did you see that thunder!Phosphora: No, because you can't see thunder.
- Parodied in this Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strip.
- And subverted wonderfully in this one.
- Used straight in this Partially Clips strip.
- Parodied in this XKCD strip.
- Used straight in this Casey and Andy strip.
- Used doubly in this Misfile. Explaining a female-figured suit of armor as "you're my Joan of Arc" runs into the problem that not only was Joan of Arc killed, but she dressed as a man. (Emily points out both in one sentence.)
- Darths & Droids author-comment:
"Most roleplayers have little to no practical experience in military strategy and tactics. So when it comes to playing massed combat situations, one way to decide what to do is to take guidance from historical military campaigns. Emulating the victor is the easy way. If attempting to defend an impossible position with bowmen and knights on foot against Genoese crossbowmen and tens of thousands of armoured, mounted knights, make sure you are heavily outnumbered. If attempting to repel a force of cavalry and men-at-arms with longbowmen on St Crispin's Day, make sure you are vastly outnumbered. If defending a hospital stockade against Zulus, make sure you are enormously outnumbered.
You can choose a different, and more creative, path by doing the opposite of what the losers did. If you field an overwhelming force against a paltry number of defenders, whatever you do, make sure the defenders are not English!"
- Life has the conversation between Felicia and Madison following Felicia's complaint that her webcomic hasn't had any hits.
- Brilliantly subverted in one Life With Kurami strip:
Bree: 'Ey, Anabelle! How was your night?Ana: Great! I slept like a baby!Bree: But Anabelle, babies hardly sleep through thuh night.Ana: EXACTLY.
- Discussed in Leftover Soup 501, moreso in The Rant.
- Played straight in this strip of Goblins when Thaco and Complains are being slowly hoisted up to the nest of a parasitic plant that has snared them in its tendrils and Thaco tries mixing metaphors:
Thaco: I don't mind dying, but having to wait for it like this is torture. It's like watching paint dry in hell.Complains: <2 Beat Panels> Wouldn't paint dry really fast in hell?
- In an early Schlock Mercenary strip:
Targon: "Kevyn, I have a hard time trusting a starship drive that is the size of my fist."Kevyn: "Why? Mini-nuke grenades and collapsar bombs are about this size."Targon: "Those comparisons completely fail to reassure me."
- In Champions of Faraus,When the godess Leilusa tries to comfort her head priestess Wila who is freaking out over becoming the guardian of a young Will after his parents deaths, Leilusa compares it to a flower Wila was taking care of.Wila then points out that the flower died.
- Cracked took this view of political comic Diversity Lane, noting that its analogies were so elaborate and overblown they tended to undermine the message. For instance, one comic attempted to analogize the North Korea situation by showing the main character preparing to fight a giant snake while her parents tell her to not aggravate it and create a bad atmosphere for negotiation. The problem is, the main character is a little girl and she's wielding a golf club. Not provoking the giant snake is a pretty good idea.
- Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Penny: You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
Billy: No, I am, but... It's a symptom. You're treating a symptom, and the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, as they say. So what I'm thinking is, why not cut off the head?
Penny: ...Of the human race?
Billy: It's not a perfect metaphor...
- It's actually a very good analogy, although Penny doesn't know it — Dr. Horrible, being a supervillain, wants take over the world; that is, replace the current leadership; that is, metaphorically cut off the head.
- She did, in fact, know that — not about the supervillain part, but about changing the system and thus, the leadership. Unfortunately, he was speaking rather quickly, and he was talking about cutting off the head of the human race, so metaphor or no metaphor, that's... a bit grim.
- It's actually a very good analogy, although Penny doesn't know it — Dr. Horrible, being a supervillain, wants take over the world; that is, replace the current leadership; that is, metaphorically cut off the head.
- In Hells Paradise Keane reassures Jarid that they'll make it out alive because their story is crazy enough for Hollywood to make a movie about, and what movie kills off the main characters? Jarid proceeds to list several popular movies where the main characters die.
- Zero Punctuation has had a few, such as this one from his Assassin's Creed II review:
"In heaven the food is Italian, the police are British, the platformers are French (with a pop-up of Prince of Persia: Sands of Time), and the shooters are Croatian and it's all run by two international software giants and an electronics corporation. In Hell the food is British the shooters are Canadian and I forget the rest..."
- Me and My Dick:
Joey's Heart: What do all of history's greatest lovers have in common? Romeo and Juliet! Anthony and Cleopatra! Jack Dawson and Kate Winslet's character!
Joey: All the guys die horribly first.
Joey's Heart: Uh eh- BAD EXAMPLE. How about Spider-Man and Mary Jane?
Joey: Oh yeah they worked out PERFECTLY.
- Vision of Escaflowne Abridged gives us a great set of these from Dornkirk.
Emperor Dornkirk: Look, you can't bake a cake without breaking a few eggs!Hitomi: Yes, you can. My Grandma used to make me vegan cake all the time!Dornkirk: You can? Oi, Folken! Did you know you can bake a cake without breaking any eggs?Folken: Yes my lord, yes you can.Dornkirk: Do you think that means we should stop killing people?Folken: No my lord, I think you just need a better metaphor.Dornkirk: Right! Now listen, you can't test cosmetics without killing a few bunnies!Hitomi: Yes! Yes, you can!Dornkirk: Oi, Folken! Did you know-Folken: Omelet, my lord!Dornkirk: Folken says you can't make an omelet without killing a few bunnies.
- This failbook post.
- During the Two Best Friends Play video of Heavy Rain, Matt calls Heavy Rain "The God of War of video games", because of all the quick time events it has.
- Analogy backfire is major theme of the political cartoon commentary site A Good Cartoon, whose title is actually sarcastic; it takes cartoons arguing one perspective and then discusses why its visual elements suggest it would be better used to argue the opposite perspective, and analogy backfire is one aspect of this.
- In this video about the same woman, two years apart, 29 and 31, one says "When God closes a door, you see, He opens a window" to which the other answers "You realize that's a smaller opening right? You use to just walk on the front door and now I have to climb out and probably fall five stories to my death or something..."
- In the Immersion episode about Mario Kart, Michael brings up some safety concerns with his real life Kart to Burnie:
Michael: This thing's half made of plastic!
Burnie: Nah, it's fine. In the game it's made of pixels. You'll be good.
(Burnie walks away disconcertingly)
Michael: (to himself) In the game they die!
- The Nostalgia Chick notices how the examples of love conquering the impossible referenced at the start of Don Bluth's Thumbelina backfire drastically:
Jaquimo: Samson loved Delilah...Nostalgia Chick: That ended... kinda bad.Jaquimo: Romeo, et Juliet... oh, impossible!Nostalgia Chick: Al-so somewhat unfortunate...
- The same film also subverts this precise thing during Ms. Fieldmouse's song, as the ending of Romeo and Juliet was the whole reason she brought it up.
- In one episode of Brows Held High, when Kyle reviews the Malian fantasy film Yeelen, he makes a comment about one character gallivanting around "...from here to Timbuktu". Then he remembers that the movie takes place in Mali...so it's probably not actually that far from Timbuktu.
- The PalletTownHeroes version of Pokemon: The Abridged Series provides us with James' response to the suggestion that he should come out of the closet:
- In an episode of Freeman's Mind, Gordon is concerned about being convicted for the murder of several soldiers and ponders if there's a "Rambo clause" that might exonerate him. He then remembers that Rambo went to prison at the end of the first movie, so he's out of luck.
- ProJared did a review of Sonic Adventure 2, which rated the game as "a bowl of Lucky Charms/10", explaining that, like how Lucky Charms has tasty marshmallow bits scattered in much blander cereal, SA2 has a number of really fun stages surrounded by slow and uninteresting ones. He concludes by noting that the game should probably have dropped the different gameplay of the weaker stages entirely and added more of the good ones, and punctuates his point by eating a handful of Lucky Charms marshmallows... and then nearly pukes, because it turns out they dilute those marshmallows for a reason.
- Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works Abridged:
- Archer tells Shirou that his Chronic Hero Syndrome is stupid and comments Shirou would probably try to save Rider if she were about to get hit by a bus, even though she tried to kill him earlier. Shirou gets confused and asks why he would do that, as Servants cannot be harmed by non-magical attacks, so a bus would be no threat to Rider.
- When Archer lets Caster escape instead of finishing her off, Shirou calls him Batman and asks him why he let Zatanna get away. Archer points out Batman doesn't kill and Zatanna is a good guy.
- Eek! The Cat tried to cheer some people up by saying they're like a nearby campfire, but the campfire is going out.
- Rugrats; "Stu gets a Job":
Didi: So when do you plan to finish this great invention?
Stu: Did Mozart's wife ask him how long it would take to finish his requiem?
Didi: Stu, Mozart died without finishing his requiem.
Stu: Okay, bad example.
- The Simpsons:
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on our city! He is the cancer, and I am the... what cures cancer?Homer: It's like David and Goliath, but this time David won!Lisa: (in her head) Yeah, I heard it too. Here's some music. (plays "Für Elise" on piano)Homer: Weaseling out of things is important! It's what separates us from the animals! (Beat) Except the weasel.Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known (Beat) Then went crazy as a loon.
- In Freakazoid!, Lord Bravery argues with his wife and mother-in-law about his unsuccessful superhero career: "You think Superman started right at the top?" "YES!"
- In the South Park episode "Damien", Stan is trying to convince Jesus not to give up during his boxing match with Satan.
Stan: What would Nancy Kerrigan do? Huh? Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't give up! When things were looking their darkest, Nancy Kerrigan fought to be the BEST! She wouldn't stop until she was Number One! Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't settle for second best! She wouldn't quit until she brought home the gold!Kyle: Stan!Stan: What?Kyle: Nancy Kerrigan got the silver, dude. She came in second.Stan: Really?Kyle: Yeah, dude.Stan: Oh... Never mind, Jesus. Nancy Kerrigan sucks.
- A version that's not really called out in-universe appears in the episode "Cartman Sucks", in which the head of the anti-gay camp tells the boys that "Just like a paperclip, God has to bend you, and shape you, and make you... straight." Isn't a straightened paperclip useless for its intended purpose?
- Pinky and the Brain did this, although the roles were switched from what you'd expect.
Pinky: Egad Brain, brilliant! Oh, wait, no, you've never played basketball in your life.Brain: Pish posh. Remember when everyone told Michael Jordan he couldn't play baseball?Pinky: They were right, Brain.
- Played with in Beast Wars. Silverbolt compares Blackarachnia to the planet Venus, presumably intending that it be equated to beauty. It backfires because she immediately sums it up as "hot, poisonous, deadly," three traits that describe her rather well, and gets subverted when she thanks him for the compliment. Silverbolt takes a minute to realize she's completely misinterpreted his comparison, positively or not. Also an Actor Allusion, as Blackarachnia is voiced by actress Venus Terzo.
- On The Critic, Marty is chosen for the school play.
Marty Sherman: But I can't act!Drama Teacher: That's what a young Steve Guttenberg said to me, but look at him now! No, wait... look at him four years ago.
- Batman: The Brave and the Bold: In "Cry Freedom Fighters!", Plastic Man declares that he is "as patriotic as Benedict Arnold!". Which is actually truer than was likely intended, as Benedict Arnold actually was very patriotic... right up until a severe case of Mistreatment-Induced Betrayal.
- King of the Hill, when Bobby is trying to teach Peggy how to ride a bike:
Peggy: Oh, just give me the freaking thing.Bobby: But you haven't even heard the part about balance.Peggy: Bobby, I'm sure riding a bike is just like swimming. You hold your breath and kick like crazy. [Tries to ride away and quickly crashes]Bobby: Mom, are you ok?...You don't know how to swim, do you?Peggy: Not so much.
- Pepper Ann uses the Romeo And Juliet analogy as she tries to help her sister and her boyfriend see each other. Nicky points out that Romeo and Juliet ended up dead. Pepper Ann lists off other famous couples that met unfortunate ends, and Nicky shoots each one down.
- Phineas in Phineas and Ferb decides to make a romantic boat ride around Danville Harmor for Baljeet and his friend Mishti in "That Sinking Feeling"... leading to the very obvious conclusion that he and Ferb had watched Titanic and completely overlooked the tragedy of the ending. Sure enough, the ship ends up getting damaged and sinking. Good thing they had plenty of life preservers. In the same episode, Candace wishes her relationship with Jeremy could be more romantic, like in Romeo and Juliet, but "without all the dying."
- There's one episode of Batman Beyond that has an exchange that goes along the lines of:
Scientist: You can't just come in here like you own the place.Bruce Wayne: I do own the place.
- Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law:
Phil: Y'know, there's something wrong with my eyes — I can't keep them off you. That and I have this eyepatch here.
Mr. O'Neil: Growing up is kind of like being a kite, isn't it? We want to fly, but we don't really trust ourselves to cut the parental string and soar with the birds.Link: A kite doesn't fly if you cut its string. It blows around in the wind for a while and then crashes.
- In the movie, Is It Fall Yet, Mr. O'Neil does this when he tries to have a chat with Link, a despondent kid in his summer day-camp program.
- Jake, in one episode, experiments in the kitchen by making Johnny cakes. He gives one to Daria to try, and mentions that Stonewall Jackson fed them to his men the night before the battle of Chancellorsville. Daria then says, "Well, that explains why they shot him there."
- In the Tiny Toon Adventures episode "Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian", after Babs's bath overflows and hits them both with a tidal wave, Buster asks Babs for a Q-tip, prompting a cutaway to a bland Q-tip lecture. Buster complains at that point that this episode's script must've been written by 13-year-olds, but Babs tells him that 13-year-olds did write it.
- Turbo Fast:
Hardcase: Turbo! Say hello to your end.
Turbo: If it's my end, wouldn't I say goodbye?
Hardcase: No, because this is the first time you're meeting your end.
Turbo: But you've tried to end me several times already.
Harcase: But not with this partic- forget it!
- In the first Disney episode of Doug, Doug is getting frustrated with all the changes around town. Judy explains to him that life is all about change, and that's why we aren't like rocks. Doug clearly understands the analogy, but decides to mess with her and asks, "But what about erosion? But what about earthquakes?" causing her to storm off. Later on, Doug tells the same analogy to Skeeter who then asks, "But what about lava?" What's strange about this is that the analogy's inaccuracy actually enforces its meaning, as even rocks change eventually.
- Adventure Time: In "Dungeon Train", Finn remarks that "Dating girls is like riding a bicycle. If you mess up, you could really get hurt forever, or hurt someone you care about."
- Parodied in one episode of Danny Phantom where Vlad enlists the aid of Vortex, a weather controlling ghost, to make it look like he caused it to rain during a heatwave to make himself look good. Before letting him go to do as he wished, Vlad asked Vortex to stop the rain.
Vortex: Stop the rain?! Never! The weather is my art! Did anyone ask Picasso to stop painting the Mona Lisa?!Vlad: That was Da Vinci, you dolt!
- In Garfield and Friends, a cricket comes up to Garfield appalled with his behavior and tells him that he needs a conscience and volunteers to be one for him just like the cricket in The Adventures of Pinocchio. After some advice ends up going horribly wrong, Garfield gets fed up and glances through the copy of the book that the cricket gave him, only to find that unlike the movie, Pinocchio got angry with the cricket and squashed him, so Garfield proceeds to attempt just that. It appears that the cricket had only seen the movie and never read the book himself.
- In Gargoyles, the gargoyles initially feel they have No Need for Names. After being transported to 1990s New York, the gargoyle elder tries to compare their namelessness to rivers, only to be informed that humans name rivers. It's at this point that the elder gives up and takes the river's name (Hudson) as his own.
- Trojan condoms. Sure, the city of Troy withstood a siege for 10 years, but the adjective "Trojan" in every other case comes from the Trojan Horse, which was used to sneak a bunch of seamen inside the walls and ruin the place.
- Plenty of sports teams go by the nickname "Trojans," which tends to raise the same question.
- Throughout Homer, the Trojans are shown as honorable and the Greeks are susceptible to corruption (in the form of classic tragic flaws). And the horse story just shows all the seamen were only a problem inside the Trojan (city)...
- Similarly, Ramses condoms are named after a guy who fathered over 100 children.
- During the 2008 Democratic primaries, Hillary Rodham Clinton tried to compare herself to Sylvester Stallone's Rocky. A lot of people commented that he lost in the first movie. Presumably the desired implication was that she'd stick it out 'til the end. Even worse, Rocky loses to a charismatic black man. Hillary should have seen it coming.
- Stephen Colbert used the same metaphor in reference to George W. Bush at the Correspondents' Dinner, and was halfway into it before he realized that Rocky lost to Apollo Creed.
...The point is, it is the heart-warming story of a man who was repeatedly punched in the face.
- Stephen Colbert used the same metaphor in reference to George W. Bush at the Correspondents' Dinner, and was halfway into it before he realized that Rocky lost to Apollo Creed.
- In the 2007 NCAA Basketball tournament, upon being asked about his match-up with future NBA #1 pick (and much taller) Ohio St.'s Greg Oden, U. of Memphis center Joey Dorsey infamously remarked that this was a 'David and Goliath' match-up... "and I'm Goliath." Turns out, he was right after all: Dorsey was held scoreless and Oden had a monster game.
- Likewise, on the eve of the infamous 1987 Fiesta Bowl between Miami and Penn State, the Miami players attended a pregame banquet clad in combat fatigues while the Penn State players wore suits. Some Penn State players performed a skit onstage and made offensive jokes, causing Miami defensive tackle Jerome Brown to attempt a walkout. Brown was televised saying "Did the Japanese go sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed them?" As the Miami players began to walk out, Penn State punter John Bruno retorted "Excuse me, but didn't the Japanese lose the war?" At the Fiesta Bowl afterwards, Penn State proceeded to upset Miami 14-10 and win their second national championship.
- Anti-Biotechnology groups often refer to genetically modified crops and farm animals as "Frankenfood," presumably arguing that because it was created in a lab like the Frankenstein Monster, it must be as dangerous as the Frankenstein's Monster. Anyone who has read the book or seen the movie knows that the monster was originally innocent and benign and only turned to evil when provoked by the bigotry of humans. On the other hand, it's possible that they did read the novel, and were thinking of Victor Frankenstein's failure to foresee or take responsibility for the ultimate results of his attempt to play God For Science!. Naturally, Bio-Engineered Food Scientists are quite concerned with testing or tracking their creations, but whether or not they are required to do so enough or to have their research independently verified by non-industry sources is the central issue here.
- Ironically, non-genetically engineered food is almost never tested for safety, despite the fact that there is no particular reason to believe it would be any less hazardous; indeed, plants produce natural insecticides to deter predation, and traditional plant breeding is actually more likely to introduce undesirable variations in the expression of these traits.
- As Jimmy Carr has pointed out, this applies to the people who have described Barack Obama as a cross between JFK and Martin Luther King. Both of whom were shot. Let's hope we won't get something worse than a bad analogy.
- Being a legislator from Illinois who was elected president, he's also often compared to Abraham Lincoln, another victim of assassination.
- This rather funny video has a group of Obama campaigners singing One Day More shortly before the election. Youtube commentary was quick to point out that most of the characters of Les Misérables died.
- He's also been favorably compared to David Palmer, who was the first black President, led a country in turmoil in the The War on Terror and was also assassinated after several failed attempts. Like the above examples, it is hoped that in this instance Life Imitates Art is averted.
- After World War I, there were the Communist Spartacist uprisings in Germany. Named after the famous Spartacus who led the slaves' uprising against the Roman republic-verging-on-empire. And was defeated by Crassus (the richest man in Rome, and maybe in the world history), and crucified together with 6000 of his fellow slaves. Guess what happened to the German Communists. (OK, they weren't crucified.)
- A Swedish ad campaign for pasta sauce used the slogan "What would Romeo be without Juliet?" (The correct answer being "alive". But a very Emo Teen, however.) As mentioned at the top of this page, misguided comparisons to Romeo and Juliet are very nearly a trope unto themselves.
- Glenn Beck compared himself to Howard Beale, apparently missing the fact that Beale went insane... and eventually was murdered by his own network. To be fair, how do we know he didn't know that already?
- A deliberate case of backfiring analogy. When member of Soviet Academy of Science Sakharov became a dissident, the speaker of the academy held a meeting:
(Speaker) -Comrades, we have an unprecedented issue here: about nullifying the membership in our Academy for Sakharov...The issue was promptly dropped.
- This quote:
Pilot: Welcome to the Titanic of airliners.—Delta plane, La Guardia
- When Angus Deayton was fired from his job on Have I Got News for You after the second round of wacky cocaine-and-prostitute hijinks, longtime panelist from the show said "We've lost Zeppo, it's no big deal". You'd think a very big aficionado of old comedy (to the point of having written a book on the subject) like Merton would remember that while Zeppo is often perceived as the blandest, a lot of people claim he's just as funny as his brothers, but subtler and more of an acquired taste. Although like the Marx Brothers post-Zeppo, Have I Got News for You managed to continue clicking along quite nicely without Deayton, which restores the validity of the analogy.
- The analogy that life is like a roller coaster in that it has its ups (good times) and downs (bad times). When a rollercoaster is going down, isn't that when it is the most fun? note On the other hand, it could still work if the intended meaning was that the up parts were the bad times (the difficult, slow, uphill slog) you have to get through in order to experience the down parts (the fun, quick and easy bits everyone enjoys).
- There are several companies named for Midas, the king whose touch turned things to gold. Excellent, until you remember that this included all the things he touched that were better before they were solid gold (water, food, air, his daughter...)
- Changing values and meaning along with poor phrasing or lack of context can cause an Analogy Backfire backfire. For example, the phrase "It's always darkest before the dawn" (a common phrase for comedians' complaints) is not inaccurate because of false dawn, but rather means "It's darkest before it starts to get lighter".
- Oftentimes political debates, such as the healthcare debate, involve comparisons that run against the point one is trying to make. Real Time with Bill Maher involved Bill mimicking sarcastic anti-government questions before answering them with a Blunt "Yes".
Bill: I mean, how stupid is it when people say "oh that's what we need, the federal government telling Detroit how to make cars, or Wells Fargo how to run a bank, you want them to look like the post office?"
Bill: Yeah. I mean, a place that takes a little note from my hand from LA on Monday, to give it to my sister in New Jersey on Wednesday, for 42 cents? Well, let me be the first to say that I would be THRILLED if America's healthcare system was anywhere near as functional as the post office.
- It is notable that he changed it to the post office for this joke to work. The actual comparison he's mocking is with the DMV, which is the usual go-to example for bureaucratic inefficiency.
- During the 2010 British Airways strike, Sir Ian McKellen said "Nice well-behaved hobbits don't join unions". David Langford was quick to point out that "nice well-behaved hobbits were easy meat for Saruman until the rough aggressive ones got home." And when they did get home, the hobbits took "collective action" to a whole new level (as in, shooting their oppressors by hundreds).
- PETA attempted to put up a billboard in Ohio depicting a sow, a piglet, and a human microwaving a pork chop in reference to the China Arnold murder case along with the caption "Everybody's somebody's baby." For those unfamiliar with the case, Ms. Arnold was convicted of cooking her own child. While this behavior is congruent with that of many domestic pigs toward their offspring, that was probably not the message that PETA intended. Or is it?
- Back in the older days of GameFAQs, the old administator, CJayC, compared notorious message board Life, the Universe, and Everything to "a cancer" due to its tendency to invade other boards and cause general mayhem wherever it goes. LUE was quick to point out that "there's no cure for cancer", which briefly became the message board's motto.
- In April 2011, former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, trying to connect to younger voters, said that "If this was a Lady Gaga song, the relationship between the youth vote and Barack Obama would be 'Bad Romance.'" Apparently he missed the point of the song — to want all of someone, their good AND their bad.
- During the 2010 California gubernatorial election, Meg Whitman said in a speech she wanted California to be like it was back when she first moved there. It took approximately 30 seconds for Jerry Brown's campaign to put out a commercial helpfully pointing out that when Whitman had moved to California, Brown had been the governor.
- A TV Tropes related one! Walt Disney has an extensive Corporate responsibility page. In the "Children and Family" section, they have a Standards and Practices page located here. The show they use to illustrate it? Wizards of Waverly Place, noted for getting the you-know-what past the you-know-what.
- A Mexican left-leaner informative/satirical political magazine ran an informative strip criticizing the Mexican Drug War, denouncing it as being orchestrated by "greedy U.S. capitalists" in order to take control of Mexico just as the Opium Wars were orchestrated by "greedy British capitalists" to take control of China; unfortunately, if the parallel was correct then it would make the Mexican greedy capitalists who would want to take control of the U.S. and impose the legal sale of drugs. (Unless the author is also making a point about history being Written by the Winners.)
- And from the same author of the aforementioned strip, this editorial political cartoon referring to the new Mexican Labor Laws: It depicts a poor worker being crushed by the "Modern Labor Machinery" while representing two of the major political parties that are pushing these new laws (PAN and PRI, that hold opposing views from the author's) as the main cogs of this evil mechanism; however you'll notice that the positioning of the PRI cog would actually prevent the whole system from working, something that's actually true, since historically the PRI has opposed many of the PAN's proposed reforms.
- The saying that encourages people to be nice rather than coarse: "You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar." Some cynical people will quickly point "Who would want to attract flies?"
- Or as xkcd would point out, you actually attract more flies with vinegar. I guess Nice Guys Finish Last, then.
- It is also true, as noted by Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory above, that you can attract more flies with a nice pile of manure than either of the above.
- Winston Groom once wrote in Forrest Gump that "...you can catch more flies with garbage than either of them other two things; assuming you're into catching flies."
- Or as xkcd would point out, you actually attract more flies with vinegar. I guess Nice Guys Finish Last, then.
- The saying "sure as the sky is blue". Most of the time the sky isn't blue — at night it's black, at sunset & sunrise it's all the colors of the rainbow, and if you count clouds it's grey / white a lot of the time as well. And if you want to get technical about it, the sky isn't actually blue at all; nothing, in fact, has any inherent colour, it's all wavelengths getting bounced back.
- Another way to get technical is to say that the sky still is blue. It's just the clouds that got in the way that have a different color.
- The phrase "like taking candy from a baby" is virtually a Dead Horse Analogy now, as it's only likely to be seen if it's followed by the obligatory "Have you ever actually tried taking candy from a baby?" retort. And looks overused and trite, even with that corollary.
- Hilariously, the Mythbusters actually tested this. They found out that taking candy from a baby was actually incredibly difficult; the babies had a strong grip that made simply pulling the candy away hard to do, and the older ones knew how to use evasive strategies to hide the candy from the arm trying to take it from them. Then there's the guilt that is quickly felt when the baby begins crying.
- Mythbusters is late to the game here, back in the '70s when Bob Barker was doing the game show Truth or Consequences, one of the contests that people had to try to do was take candy from a baby, without causing it to cry. Hilarity Ensues. Very difficult, indeed! Then again, at least in fiction, the people who tend to use this phrase are the sort who would have no problems with killing said baby, in which case it probably would be quite easy.
- The controversial German classical liberal politician Guido Westerwelle once said on one of his party's assemblies, "Here stands the Statue of Liberty of this republic!". The very leftist comedian Volker Pispers was quick to retort: "Can someone kindly tell this man... that the Statue of Liberty is hollow and accessible on the inside?"
- The dove is the internationally used symbol for peace. Every ornithologist (and many other people) know that doves are very aggressive animals amongst each other — even more so than falcons.
- Back in The '80s, the media liked to compare Michael Jackson to The Pied Piper of Hamelin (one of the Disney's Wonderful World of Knowledge yearbooks titled a whole article "The Pied Piper of Pop"), owing to his huge popularity. Such comparisons forgot what the Pied Piper did to Hamelin's children when the mayor and his underlings wouldn't pay him. In the years since Jackson was first accused of child molestation in 1993, this analogy is usually not applied by those speaking up for Jackson, but this author not only uses it, but seems unaware that the reason the children followed the Piper is because they were bewitched into doing so, not because they instinctively knew he was a good guy.
- Simon Hoggart pointed out that that any speech from John Major tended to included a fair few of these. For example, Major once said that Labour and taxes go together like peaches and cream, causing Hoggart to remark that people actually like peaches and cream?
- Sarcastically suggesting that someone clearly guilty of something is "blaming the one-armed man", in reference to the lame excuses the accused keeps offering—this is frequently quoted on legal shows. Completely forgetting that as bizarre as his story was, Richard Kimble was telling the truth.
- Stating that someone going through a difficult situation is like "Daniel in the lions' den", or experiencing "the trials of Job", disregarding the fact those guys came out of their ordeals okay — Job was even rewarded twofold for keeping faith that everything would work out. (Unless the point is to suggest that whoever's in the difficult situation will pull through just fine.)
- Hybristophilia (a paraphilia in which women are attracted to violent criminals) is often called "Bonnie and Clyde syndrome". Ironically, unlike most hybristophiliacs (whose relationships usually end in Domestic Abuse and/or death), Bonnie and Clyde themselves had a quite happy relationship. Also, Bonnie and Clyde were both criminals, in contrast to most hybristophiliacs who simply admire their violent partner from the sidelines.
- This anti-abortion sign asks, "If Lily Potter had an abortion, then who would stop Voldemort?", to which Tumblr users quickly replied that (A) Neville Longbottom would stop Voldemort, and (B) Lily Potter was an educated, financially-stable woman in a happy marriage and had no reason to consider having an abortion, and flipped the question, "What if Merope Gaunt [Voldemort's mother], an impoverished and uneducated single woman ... pregnant with the unwanted child of a man who wanted nothing to do with her, had had access to an abortion and not the immense social pressure brainwashing her into carrying to term?"
- There is a popular American chain of indoor waterparks called Kalihari Resorts. Kalihari is a desert in Africa.
- There's a Digital Piracy Is Evil ad that uses out-of-context clips from Casablanca. Unfortunately for their message, they used the scene where Ilsa is holding Rick at gunpoint to get him to give her the letters of transit so she and Lazlo can help the Allies and claimed that Ilsa is the digital pirate. So, they accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally) implied that digital piracy is analogous to fighting the Nazis.
- In The American Civil War, Robert E. Lee had copies of Les Misérables given to all the officers of the Confederacy, because he thought it symbolized their cause. Now, if you've ever read the book/seen the musical/watched one of the many film adaptations/read a synopsis online so you could look smart by knowing the plot and understanding allusions to it without having to read it, you know that the June Uprising was an absolute failure. All but one of the rebels die, the barricades fall after one day, the failed revolt didn't lead to any changes in government, and Les Amis d'ABC didn't even take anyone down with them. Fittingly, the Confederacy lost the war. The same applies to protesters who use "Do You Hear the People Sing?", Les Amis' Angry Mob Song, as their Protest Song.
- During the earlier stages of Obamacare, Sarah Palin tried to speak out against it by doing a parody of Green Eggs and Ham. Critics of Palin were quick to point out that moral of the original story was to not claim that you hate something without even trying it first.
- Once Brazilian people started protesting in 2013, a few of the revolted started calling the movement "Brazilian Spring" or "Brazilian Autumn" after The Arab Spring. While both were popular uprisings, the Arab Spring was met with much repression, at times evolving into armed conflict, and had already at that point seen its pro-democracy intentions instead installing some much worse governments. Not exactly the outcome the South Americans expect...
- During his term, Portuguese Prime Minister Pedro Passos Coelho has compared his government's long austerity policies to a "marathon" and that "getting to the end too quickly" could put the country in jeopardy. At least one pundit pointed out that according to legend, the original marathoner dropped dead at the end.
- Whoever said "Words are like toothpaste, once you get them out, you can't put them back in" probably never even tried putting toothpaste back into the tube. It's more like, "Words are like toothpaste, you can put them back in with relative ease, and once you wash your hands of the matter, it's like it never happened."
- This posting◊ from Royal Dutch Airlines faced ridicule from all sides for how terrible an analogy it presents, with even those who wholeheartedly agree with its message pointing out that it comes off as positively heteronormative because of how anything other than a male/female set of buckles can't fasten a seatbelt.
- The infamous "This is Your Brain on Drugs" Public Service Announcement, which showed a man frying an egg to simulate the mind-destroying effects drugs have on the user, is notorious not just for its message, but of all the ways people (including children) picked apart the analogy, from substituting "brain" for "eggs" just to drive the joke home, to suggesting that drugs are a healthy, nutritious breakfast that helps [your] brain grow.
- Edmund Stoiber, former president of Bavaria (Germany) is infamous for not only stammering heavily, but also for throwing around analogies that either don't work out, are absolutely nonsensical or implicate the very opposite of what he was trying to say. Among others did he say that his party shall "spark passion to fire up the flood" where rival parties didn't even bother to point out how weak any fire would be to the ocean.
- The quote "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" has been disproven by a recent study that shows that you can. Older dogs are more intelligent, more experienced, and more disciplined than their younger counterparts, making them easier to train.
- Ayn Rand said, "In any compromise between food and poison, it is only death that can win." However, some substances that are poisonous in large quantities are harmless or even necessary for life in smaller quantities. A good example of this is sodium.
- The "A Good Cartoon" Tumblr largely runs on this, by picking apart (usually conservative) political cartoons that often end up disproving their own analogies when given the wrong interpretation. In particular, one cartoon by Ben Garrison compared the Affordable Care Act to the monster of Frankenstein, and depicted Rand Paul desperately trying to rally a mob to defeat the monster. As the Tumblr pointed out, the monster in nearly every version is a benign and tragic creature that means well despite its sordid origins, and is only ever dangerous (if that) because of unfair persecution and mistreatment, while the angry mobs that try to kill it are always depicted as misled or evil, and never successful.
- The saying you can't turn back the clock. It's actually fairly easy to change the time on a clock, as people who live in places with daylight savings can tell you.
- 1956, Władysław Gomułka, leader of post-war Poland: "we have made a huge step forward". Previously in the very same sentence: "we stood on the edge of a precipice".
- The health insurance company slogan "You Deserve The Redshirt Treatment" isn't terribly reassuring given the pop-culture usage of the term.
- The saying "There's no I in 'team'" is often used as meaning that selfishness has no place in teamwork. However, some wiseguysnote have pointed out that there is, in fact, an M and an E in "team."
- One Anti-vaccine meme featured a picture of toddlers crying as a vaccine is being prepared. This was countered by showing a picture of a toddler crying because he was forced to wear a lifejacket near water, proving the point that little kids will cry over anything they find discomforting, even if it's for their own good.
- The simile "as pure as the driven snow" and similar expressions. Snow naturally has carbon dioxide and other impurities mixed in it as it falls, like rain does, so it isn't exactly pure, even without taking acid snow into account.
- Parents often say "the early bird catches the worm" to get their children out of bed, which is highly unlikely to work if you look at it from the worm's point of view.
- It also has potential to fail even if you look at it from the bird's POV. Who wants to eat worms?
- Medical doctor and vegan activist Dr. Michael Klaper said that "the human body has no more need for cow's milk than for dog's milk, horse's milk, or giraffe's milk." Horse's milk...horse's milk...horse's milk...clearly he hasn't been to eastern Europe.