Listed below are pages with quotes taken from comic strips.
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Always Night
- Anger Born of Worry
- Angrish
- Attack Backfire
- Babysitter from Hell
- Babysitter's Nightmare
- Book Dumb
- Boys Like Creepy Critters
- Cats Are Snarkers
- Classical Music
- Clothes for Christmas Cringe
- Cut-and-Paste Note
- Defiant Strip
- Deliberate Under-Performance
- Delivery Stork
- Doomed Supermarket Display
- Fantastic Aesop
- Fence Painting
- Fire of Comfort
- Flowery Insults
- Freeze Sneeze
- Gag Haircut
- Gibberish of Love
- The Great Comics Crash of 1996
- Hiccup Hijinks
- Hong Kong Dub
- Horrible Camping Trip
- Ignored Aesop
- Invisible Aliens
- In Your Nature to Destroy Yourselves
- Karma Houdini
- Knee-High Perspective
- Leaving Food for Santa
- Life Embellished
- Little Miss Snarker
- Loophole Abuse
- The Man Is Sticking It to the Man
- Menagerie of Misery
- Miss Conception
- Most Common Super Power
- Most Writers Are Human
- Mundane Afterlife
- Mundane Wish
- Natural Weapon
- No Adaptations Allowed
- Noodle Incident
- Not Allowed to Grow Up
- Obvious Pregnancy
- Oh, Crap!
- Outside-Genre Foe
- Playing House
- Protect This House
- Puppy-Dog Eyes
- Rebel Relaxation
- Scavengers Are Scum
- School Play
- Selective Obliviousness
- Sneeze of Doom
- Snowlems
- Terra Deforming
- Torso with a View
- Uncool Undies
- Volumetric Mouth
- Whateversaurus
- Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises
- Wishing Tropes
- Zany Cartoon
- Garfield
- Bad Hair Day
- Banana Peel
- Diet Episode
- Door Slam of Rage
- Food and Animal Attraction
- Growling Gut
- Homemade Sweater from Hell
- Jaw Drop
- Laborious Laziness
- Meet Your Early-Installment Weirdness
- Polka Dork
- Rule of Perception
- Sound Defect
- Squirting Flower Gag
- TemptingFate.Comic Strips
- This Just In!
- Toilet-Drinking Dog Gag
