Hercule Poirot: It helps Poirot to keep a distance from his genius.
A Third-Person Person is a character who always refers to himself or herself in the third person.
In Japanese media, this is a standard tic of very young children. As a result, girls who are childish or cutesy may be seen referring to themselves in this manner. In older characters, however, it may be a sign of psychological issues, such as a very traumatic event in their past. It also may be a sign of humility, so samurai and noblewomen usually refer to themselves in the third person when talking to their lords. If a character transitions into a Third-Person Person over the course of the series, watch out for signs of Yandere, and keep tabs on all pointy objects. (hidden linguistic note)
On the other hand, Western characters who referred to themselves in the third person were traditionally seen as vain, unintelligent, egotistical, or self-absorbed — the implication being that he is so in awe of himself that even he views himself objectively. Or the character is a Hulk Speaking primitive. Or the character could be just a Cloudcuckoolander with a weird speech mannerism. An egotistical villain will especially refer to himself in this fashion if he has a cool or impressive-sounding name or title. Sometimes a character with Acquired Situational Narcissism will temporarily become a Third-Person Person as a sign of his suddenly expanded ego. There are examples of this trope used in the Japanese way, though, such as Elmo from Sesame Street.
At the same time, many vain and self-centered people are very fond of using the pronoun "I"; in this context, the third person self-referral can be seen as exactly the opposite: a sign of self-irony and not taking oneself too seriously. In Eastern religions, like Hinduism or Buddhism, it may be a sign of enlightenment. Some, like Ma Yog Laxmi and Swami Ramdas, referred to themselves in this way in order to detach their true selves from temporary ones (Jnana Yoga actually encourages its practitioners to do this).
The technical term for this is "illeism," from the Latin word for "that" (sometimes also used like "he") with "-ism" attached. If the speaker does this for only for a story in which they are revealed as the central character, it's ...And That Little Girl Was Me or Narrator All Along.
See also Hulk Speak and Verbal Tic. Almost as bad as people who insist their name has a "The" in there somewhere. Pokémon Speak is when a character says their name over and over because it's literally the only thing they can say.
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- A commercial for Progressive auto insurance has a guy who comes into "the Progressive store" to talk with Flo about auto insurance refers to himself in this manner, confusing her at first. Then another associate shows up and he gets confused as well, leading Flo to be all "Here we go again."
- Calvin and Hobbes has a short arc where Calvin demands that he be called "Calvin the Bold", going on to say that "Calvin the Bold will begin referring to himself in the third person." Then his dad knighted him with the name Mud, and the whole charade disappeared very quickly.
- Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy would occasionally refer to himself in the third person. For one thing it was because of his ego, but he also did it to tick off Rob.
- Lucy van Pelt did this when she was very young, in early Peanuts strips.
- Terry and the Pirates has several of these: Dragon Lady, Sanjak, Rouge, Klang...
- Bloom County has a confusingly ungrammatical early strip where Cutter John soliloquizes as both "I, Cutter John" and "himself" in the same sentence.
- The quirky zombie priestess Adelleh from these two Looking for Group fanfic speaks like this, combining this with You No Take Candle.
- Johnny Steps, the egotistical pseudo-DDR player in Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series. He does this to a lesser extent in the original Yu-Gi-Oh! as well.
- Rando the copy-demon from Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged. Likely tied into his entirely fabricated egotistical rapper character within said series.
- Likewise Recoome in Dragon Ball Abridged, as part of his Professional Wrestling theme.
- Some fanfics, like Dead Men Tell No Tales, describe Tia Dalma as one of these. It may be the result of her broken English.
- Stalkkus in the Fan Film Godzilla vs. the Kaiju Killer.
- Turnabout Storm: The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie, of course. To the point when she doesn't do this Twilight knows something is up.
- The idea that Trixie falls back on first-person speech when she loses her cool is common in fanfiction, because it happened in canon first.
- In the Supernatural fan-comics by "Lordwhat", Sam Winchester often refers to himself as 'Sam', actually complaining about someone else describing themself in the third person at one point.
- RainbowDoubleDash's Lunaverse: After the Crisis Crossover, Trixie Lulamoon is so amused by her grandstanding oddball counterpart that she's taken to using some of her mannerisms as a goof.
- Tsukey from Hivefled. She's not childish or arrogant, just a little odd. Parts of her design were inspired by Emilie Autumn, and the song "Opheliac" includes the line "she speaks in third person so she can forget that she's me".
- Resonance Days:
- Though Oblivion doesn't speak like this anymore, she apparently used to, as a further signifier of her childish status. This foreshadows her true identity as one of the Third Person People to appear in the original material... though which one is anyone's guess.
- Also Ticky Nikki, who is just plain nuts.
- In the fan comic Friendship is Tragic (not to be confused with the fanfic of the same name), the background unicorn usually known as Twinkleshine is actually Moondancer and refers to herself in third person. The result of this is that, except for her so-called friends, nopony knows that she is Moondancer, Equestria's most famous blogger, because everypony thinks that she just talks about Moondancer all the time, and that her actual name is Twinkle. Hilarity Ensues in the one-part comic in which Moondancer and The Great and Powerful Trixie meet — without really knowing.
Moondancer: "Moondancer is greater than this Trixie!"
Trixie: "Is that so? Well, Trixie would like to MEET this Moondancer!"
Moondancer: "Well Moondancer would like to meet this Trixie!"
Linky: "Should we..."
Sparkler: "No, I want to see how long this goes on for."
- Viktor Krum does it habitually in Blue Steel, much to his mother's annoyance.
Ana: And what have I told you about speaking in the third person?
Viktor: Is fun, and should continue?
- The Rock says... he is going to lay the smackdown on the jabronis who neglected to mention him here!
- Not as common, but Mr. Kennedy (...KENNEDY!) still makes it a big deal in his pre-match promo.
- It's not uncommon for wrestlers to use their title nicknames to refer to themselves. Triple H has been quite guilty of this lately (King of Kings going back on his throne, you know the deal)
- Subverted in EVOLVE, where Sami Callihan seemed to be referring to himself in third person but was revealed to be in conversation with himself.
- Kimberly has been a third person person since ending her SHINE losing streak.
- "... and that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!"
- This is a permanent feature of the puppet for Alain Delon (see Real Life below) in Les Guignols de l'info.
- Elmo of Sesame Street does this; it's part of the reason he's so adorable. Not so much ego as he hasn't learned pronouns yet. As such, he will also sometimes refer to someone he's talking to directly in the third person, for example, "Elmo thinks Abby could ask Julia to play again" instead of "I think you could ask Julia to play again."
- The Mexican version, Plaza Sesamo, has Lola doing it as well, since she's the show's Elmo equivalent.
- Mitch Benn spends part of one episode of Mitch Benn's Crimes Against Music in the third-person for tax purposes.
- Most of the cast of The Navy Lark would slip in and out of whenever it was funny, but C.P.O. Pertwee and Fatso Johnson would do it more than most.
- Denis King of Hello Cheeky would do this whenever he had just told a terrible, terrible joke. Usually the statement would go along the lines of "How does he think of them?" or "He's working well tonight!"
- Caveman of The Time... Guys fame talk like this, but Caveman's prodigious cave-telligence imply this done more for style.
- Halo 2 ARG I Love Bees has Monster Ann, a minor antagonist who speaks this way.
- Inverted by me, an ordinary toaster named SCP-426, who makes everyone around me refer to me in the first person. And that's only the least of my effects.
- Played straight with SCP-811, a swamp woman who combines this with Hulk Speak due to her poor vocabulary.
- "SNOWFLAME HAS NO CONCEPT OF TIME!"
- Waluigi within the Mario Party TV series, as voiced by The Reverend Inferno.
- Fandomstuck has Cute Monster Girl Tsukeysprite and Calamity Kid, the Anthropomorphic Personification of Bastion. In the latter's case, he technically refers to himself by a title rather than his name, unless, of course, his name really is Kid.
- Rafale from Noob: La Quête Légendaire doesn't do it all the time, but still regularly enough for another character to notice and make clear she considers it a little annoying.
- The Bad Future version of Gohan does it once for a gag in Dragon Ball Z Abridged when Bulma asks if Mr. Gohan wouldd like to stay for dinner.
Gohan: Mr. Gohan would.
Gohan, same delivery: Mr. Gohan wood.
- In the commentary for that episode, they mention that they considered having him accept Bulma's later offer of staying the night, what with her being single and thus very interested in his, ah...