Musing on how cool it would be if he were in One Piece, fan fic writer and adrenaline junkie Jeremiah Cross has his wish granted by a (Bastard) Random Omnipotent Being. Marooned on a tropical island, he quickly forms a partnership with Soundbite, a Baby Transponder Snail that ate the Noise-Noise Fruit and, after swallowing and somehow assimilating Cross's iPhone, has the audio of the entire Internet at his disposal. The two of them soon cross paths with and join the Straw Hat Pirates as the communications officers, and though being a Muggle in a World of Badass proves to be exceedingly dangerous, Cross finds that the benefits are worth it.
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Also, for those interested, an interview with the Cross-Brain held in August 2016.
And here is a demo for the future This Bites! audio book.
Tropes contained in This Bites!:
"Of the SBS, signing off!"