- Friendship is De Magiks, particularly the "years of apple fucking" bit with Saria's Song.
- Super Applebloom 64 is hilarity from beginning to end.
- "Rarity eats babies!", followed by Applejack with a horrified look on her face in black and white, while creepy music and a conversation between AJ and Rarity about babies in the background.
- "Applejack's Jesus!" "Um..."
- Spider-Man running in the Sisterhooves Social race.
- Applejack repeatedly punching Sweetie Belle in the arm.
- Shortly after that:Apple Bloom: We're still sisters, right?
Applejack: Um, actually, I...
- This bit:
- Immediately following that:Pinkie Pie: Stop with the shish! It's time to get naked!
Applejack: Aw, shit.
- Made even funnier by the fact that they're both naked already.
- The ending. The credits roll with no music, and after a while, someone shouts "WHAT THE FUCK?"
- Dipper Plays Video Games:
- At the beginning:Grunkle Stan: Alright, Dipper, let's fuck.
Dipper: Oh, what? Grunkle Stan, whenever I suck your cock, I feel like I'm not straight.
- Before that:Dipper: Mabel. Private part.
Mabel: COMEDY GOLD!
- "What can I say? Stubble!"
- "A furry? That is funny, Dipper!"
- "It all adds up! The bleeding, the bleeding, the FurAffinity! HE NEVER BLEEDS! Have you noticed this cat!?" *gestures toward a cat on the floor*
- "Remember what the book said? Don't trust black people!"
- This:Dipper: Well, Wendy, I just want you to know that people make steaks. And when they do, you should fuck them.
Wendy: Dude, you lost me.
Dipper: *throws a baseball at her*
Wendy: AH! MY EYE!
- At the beginning:
- God Burns Down Equestria for Insurance MoneySpike: What are you two doing?
Snips: The Great and Powerful Trixie!
- The Running Gag of ponies coughing up birds.
- This exchange:
- Twilight face-hoofing at the laugh track laughing at nothing in particular.
- The Mane Six reacting to Rarity's dresses.(After Twilight struggles to say something)
Applejack: My nipples look like milk duds!
Pinkie: I love you!
Rarity: What's the matter? Don't you like them?
Twilight: They're re-re-re—
Applejack: (who had randomly turned into a pile of plums) And we're plums.
Twilight: I guess what we're trying to say is...they're just awful!
- "I'm not sure. I'm also not sure. I'm also Notch."
- "What are they?" "The better question is 'what are they?'"
- Twilight opening the front door of Fluttershy's cottage (which has the deviantArt logo on it) to encounter a flood of badly-designed OC ponies.Rarity: *at an OC pony* EW!
- The Eldritch Abomination that comes out of Fluttershy's mane in place of the parasprite.
- Rainbow Dash getting her head cut off by Pinkie's cymbals.Twilight Sparkle: Great. Now what do we do?
- "I am not the ruiner! I am God!"
- "Will you forget about sex for one second?" "Boner!"
- In the intro, we have Rarity screaming "Oh for Pete's sake!" when the song playing at the beginning makes a sex joke.
- "I got cancer." *canned laughter*
- "Well, in THAT case..." *Twilight gestures toward a well in her suitcase*
- The following:
- Celestia's parting words.Celestia: Haven't you learned anything about friendship?
Twilight: I've learned that sometimes the solution to your problems can come from—
Celestia: I don't care. *leaves*
- All poops involving the infamous Virtual Lara Croft video qualify, but "Virtual Lara On Drugs!" takes the cake.
- Billy Mays Smashes His Balls with a Hammer
- "Why am I smashing my balls with this hammer? To show you the amazing protection you get from Impact Gel!"
- "The heels, and balls of your feet, and your balls!"
- Billy Mays Fixes a Flat Planet with the Jupiter Jack
- "Are you one of the millions that are guilty of driving while squishing and squashing or flipping and flopping?"
- "Preset your radio to 25 FM and you're ready to go."
- "Instead of hearing music, you hear a real live skunk!"
- "Here's how to order: ♪800-588-2300, Empire!♪"
- Billy Mays Sells Toilet Insurance
Tails: I gotta find a phone fast! (jumps into a phone booth) Operator? I want to call Billy Mays. Uh, the number? Uh
- "I know I should have health insurance, but on my budget, I just can't afford it. I need help." "Nobody wants affordable health insurance. You want toilet insurance."
- "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned down? Are you on the ball?"
- "Including plans with burning and melting starting as low as OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND a month for you, or pay a fortune for your entire family."
- "Kaboom, and the blood is gone."
- "When you call, you'll get to talk with a real live skunk, who will turn you down, no matter who you are." (cut to video of Badfinger singing) "♪No matter what you are ♪"
- "With iCan, you'll finally be saying, 'what odor?'"
- The ending:
Sonic: (whispers in Tails's ear) ♪800-588-2300, Empire!♪
- "So call iCan right now and tell them, 'are you shittin' me?'"
- Bobby's Sanity Meter is Low, despite being an April Fool's joke, is still hilarious from start to finish.
Hank: Dang it!
- The first thing that happens: Cue King of the Hill intro. Hank opens a can of beer...and an arrow flies out, tears his head from his body, and pins it to the moon. Hank's reaction?
TV: It's time for me to live up to my family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
- Bobby watching TV:
Hank: (walks over) Hey, my HUMEN FEEDER just got its first customer. Bobby, c-
Bobby (as a Combine): STOP THE HUMENS!
Bobby: Where should I shit? Hey Jeremy, you ready to kick some dead brain?Jeremy: Can't you see I'm trying to remember the quadratic formula? I mean equation. Oh crap! (head explodes)
- At a quiz bowl:
- Bobby Will Never Be MLG
Joseph: Oh, THAT'S a man!(person with weird-looking Mr Bean face steps out, accompanied by the screen turning red and an evil laugh being heard)
- A call-back to his first KOTH YTP: Cue King Of The Hill intro. Hank opens his can of beer...and Ryu flies out and punches Hank's nose off.
- Bobby and Joseph Gribble watching some girls arrive for a sleepover:
Chane: C'mon! Eat some dirt!
- When Chane shoves Bobby onto the ground then pins him:
Bobby: (Tranquil Fury as the camera zooms on him) Okay... (darts off with Chane riding, going through the street where Dale keeps kicking Bill in the groin before Steve bats Chane off, approaches Chane and starts to eat him; scene then cuts to the Hill home)
Hank: What have you been eating?
Bobby: (beat, with bloodstained lips) Dirt.
Peggy Hill: (takes what appears to be a cassette tape or tape recorder from Bobby)Bobby: (close-up on face as he looks back at Peggy)Emperor Palpatine: Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!Bobby: (face suddenly turns angry) Okay... (kicks Peggy into the air)Peggy: (bounces off the moon, which Hank's head is still pinned to)Senator Armstrong: Don't fuck with this senator! (kicks Peggy)Peggy: (hits Bobby, knocking both of them to the ground. Cue "Game Over Yeah" from Sega Rally)DarkSydePhil: Fucking bullshit dude! What do you want me to do?(cue picture of Senator Armstrong to end the video)
- This at the end:
- Jesse Ventura Goes Nuts on LSD!
"Secrets. Fuck secrets." Beat. "I've been a gay governor. I've been Austin Powers. And now I think it's time you power fuck a secret Seal." Another beat. "Mama." Yet another beat. "You think you know the horse? Think again. I've been blowing a corrupt horse. Not!" A sign saying "CORRUPTION" is seen, but the camera keeps zooming in and out. "Fuck I think it's stuck." Very short beat. "You think you can Photoshop? Think again." One final beat. "I suck at Pac-Man." Cue gameplay footage, where Pac-Man runs into a ghost and loses a life. "And now I think it's time you get... st-st-st-st-."
- The entire first half of the intro.
- "Mr. Big never agreed to an interview, but now, he agreed to an interview, but now, Mr. Ventura never agreed to an interview. Fuck."
- THESE ADVENTURE NEED TO STOPJake: The vampire SMASHED THEIR DICKS, just for the fuck!
- Kermit Should Never Have Quit Dental School:BACON SEIZURE
Kermit: How am I supposed to talk about the letters-letters-letterslettersletters when you keep eating pizza?
- Sonic sez "Don't watch an anime called Boku"."Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like a girl, your white friend, and CoCo!"
- Merlin's Penis is a challenging tale of medieval gayness, in which you aspire to become gay for Merlin!" Something about the narrator's whimsical and mystical tone of voice just sells the whole thing.
- Pokemon Misery Dungeon.Skarmory: I CARE WHO YOU ARE AND I LIKE YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
- The opening dialogue of Haptain Cook:Narrator: All this has happened before.
Mr. Darling: You got that right!
- Elwood City's Most Wanted.
On-screen text: And now for the most fake sneeze ever.
- Lampshading Arthur's very fake-sounding sneeze in "Arthur the Loser".
On-screen text: For a long time, I seriously thought Brain was making that sound when he hit the ball.
Arthur: Hapth-choo Hapth-choo Hapth-choo! HAAAAAAAAPTH-CHOOOOOOOOOO!
Jane: Are you sure you don't wanna look at the INSTRUCTION BOOK.?
- When the Reads have someone come over to fix the washing machine:
Repair guy: Don't need it! This machine's as good as new!
(it goes haywire, like in the original episode... then explodes)
Commercial: Noooooo Guessing!
Owl: Let's find out!
Garfunkel: TV isn't bunny when you're a sad, sad funny! YEE-HA!
- Buster's conversation with Art Garfunkel takes a different turn:
Buster: HEY! That's not very sad music!
Garfunkel: Hello, darkness, my old friend / I've come to talk with you again...
Buster: That's very sad music!
- The end:
- The Weed in the Willows
Toad: This is my rear!
- Rat receives a message showing a clip from The Wind in the Willows (1996), causing Mole to hastily leave.
- Toad failing to ford the river.
- When Rat and Mole fail to get Toad off the coach and pull off his pants, he now has a Censor Box covering his lower half.
- MacBadger getting shot in the courtroom.
MacBadger: He's got nothing on him.
- Toad getting burned by flames from the train's furnace.
- Winky sleeping in the raw.
- The scene of the battle for the deed bring overlaid with a modified version of Mowgli's rescue from Louie and the monkeys in The Jungle Book (1967).
- "To the new year. And long live Kuzco!"
- At the end, Toad and Cyril's airplane hits a statue, causing it to nosedive and crash.
- In The Stinger, the scene of Toad's hypnotic eyes is shown on Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.
- [YTP] MK11: Raiden is an asshole
Kung Lao: So what we were told is true? You were... involved in our deaths?
- Liu Kang and Kung Lao are tired of hearing Raiden talk about the Elder Gods.
Raiden: Yes. Had the timeline continued, my decision would have led to your deaths. But the Elder Gods-!
(Liu Kang and Kung Lao smashes Raiden's face with numbchucks and slices Raiden's throat respectively)
- Raiden promises to Liu Kang and Kung Lao that he will not bring harm to either of them... and then declares he must confer with the Elder Gods. Kung Lao glares at him for this.
- Raiden can't go a full minute without conferring with the Elder Gods. Cetrion eventually has enough, and throws rocks at Raiden.
Liu Kang: Lord Raiden! We should listen! He may be telling the truth!
- After he finds out that the Elder Gods are dead, Raiden continues to demand that he must confer with the Elder Gods. This enrages Cetrion further.
- Raiden knows how to find out if Scorpion's HeelFace Turn is genuine or not.
Raiden: There is only one way to find out.
(Raiden teleports to the dead Elder Gods)
Cassie Cage: Why do that?
- Raiden learns that Kronika had manipulated events so that Raiden would fight Liu Kang.
Raiden: I do not know. I must confer-
(Cassie smashes Raiden's face with the butt of her pistol)
Raiden: No longer.
Kronika: At long last, you see the pattern.
- Raiden confronts Kronika. The confrontation does not end the way Kronika thought it would.
Raiden: The pattern, but not the purpose. Why set me to confer with the Elder Gods?
Kronika: Is it not obvious?
Raiden: I must confer with the Elder Gods. (teleports offscreen)
Kronika: We have repeated this exact same conversation so often in so many timelines... I've lost count. (...) You are...welcome to tr-
(Scorpion slices Kronika, kicks her in the air, and impales her with his spear)
- The ending, where Scorpion kills Kronika during her speech, becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when Raiden pre-emptively strikes Kronika with lightning immediately after Kronika unsuccessfully tries to pull a Better the Devil You Know with Raiden in Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath's counterpart of the scene.
- Michael's Bad Dragon Trip. All of it, but especially this:Dave Chappelle: (making masturbating motions) ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, BACK UP! BACK THE FUCK UP!
- Cock and Chichen: The Red Guy anally violating Chicken with an egg in his sleep, causing Chris Hansen to appear.
- "Today we're gonna be showing our friends the dicks of the Internet."
- "Take a spit on the Internet."
- "FourKids. It's still cool."
- "Sus." (wild laughter)
- "Hold on, sis. Hold on, sis. HoH SiS." (footage of someone hitting a Staples "Easy button") "That was easy."
- "So first, you need to know that everything on the Internet has an ass, and all web asses start with pee-pee."
- "I also had to do a ho." (Laugh Track)
- "Dear Mr. President. My name is Pee. My sister president yay. Sincerely, ylily."
- "You'll need to get connected to the Internet. You do that through the Internet." "An Internet? What's that?" "It's the Internet."
- "Now we need to open Bowser."
Johnny: I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.
- "The Room."
Michael Rosen (as Mark): Hello!
Johnny: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.
Michael: Do you want an apple?
Johnny: No, don't even ask.
- "In a weedy little voice I say...RAISINS".
- Robotnik wants KFC. The whole video is a wonderful example of the kind of psycho-hilariousness that makes for the best YouTube Poops, but these examples stand out:"Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!"
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Robotnik!"]]
- "The train will hit the tree, and the tree will change the switch, and then, when the train goes down that side track and hits that cliff, the tree will hit the switch, and the switch will change the train, and the train will hit the cliff, and the side track will hit the tree..."
"Hmmm...the train is late!"
"...and the bucket will change the chicken, and then, when the bucket of chicken hits the train, Robotnik's bucket of chicken gonna go boom, and then the switch will FINGERBANG the bucket of chicken, and then the SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP will run into walls, and then Mama Luigi will be pincushioned to death, and then the bucket of chicken will go out with a BANG!"
- Sonic: "You dudes lookin' for that speed-burnin' blue dude?"
- "Aren't I taller than tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a?"
- Sperms with frickin lazer beams
- Stu contemplates suicide at 4am:Stu: Fucking Angelica. Making chocolate pudding is my fucking life.
- Nobody Was Kung Fu Fighting. (reupload)
- "I see you like to chew. You should chew ON MY DICK!"
- "You summoned me?" "Why would something be- Shit!" *CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH* O_o
- "Double the guards, double their weapons, double everything, DOUBLE NIGGER"
- "Only today- THE FURIOUS FIVE HOT STRIPTEASE NUDE SHOW! FOR WOMEN, MEN, DYKES, AND FAGS! (Also, the naming of the Dragon Warrior)"
- "I love YouTube Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!"
Enflure De Renard
- "Batman et Ratpi":
His plans are something like... an artichoke. You take them apart, leaf by leaf, and then stick them up your ass.
- An ambassador wielding a big knofe has this to say:Ambassador: And now, I will cut your dicks!
- Commissioner Gordon calls Batman:Commissioner Gordon: I still don't know the identity of the masked man, but we need his penis.
Commissioner Gordon: His masked penis.
- Then:Commissioner Gordon: You'll never guess who it is.
Batman: Well, you.
Batman (still on the phone): The commissioner's a dumbass.
- Batman and Robin jump to the batpoles... which then keel over.Robin: What a fucking dumb idea!
- As Robin is going through the Batmobile's checklist:Robin: Atomic battery engaged! Turbine at max-
Batman: Shut the hell up, Robin.
- The automatic subtitles turn it into "Shut your Jew bitch mouth".
- The continuous Running Gag of Batman being a Gasshole.Bruce: Excuse me, I farted (brightly-colored sound effect reading "Frrrrrt"! appears).
Batman: My God, I think I shit myself.
Batman: I have Bat-gas.
- One detective is rather late to the exposition:Detective: The Riddler's back?
Batman: Well damn, detective Bosh, you find that all by yourself? Like a boss! Your mother's a jackal.
- The Bat Deduction scene goes in a very strange direction:
- Robin tries to step off the Batmobile... and falls off.
- As the duo are climbing:Robin: But why a finger up the ass?
Batman: It's better than a good dicking.
Robin: Haha, you're kidding, right?
Batman: Haha, no.
- The Riddler:Riddler: What's dead?
Riddler: Your parents!
- Batman and Robin pull up to a nightclub. Robin tries to get out, but is blocked... by Batman standing outside the door, despite still being at the wheel.
- The club doorman says Robin can't go in as he's too young.Batman: Fuck's sake, Robin...
- Batman at the bar:Batman: Give me drugs, please.
- And then, while drinking:Batman: Bottoms up. Like a boss.
-Cut to Batman barfing on the floor-
- After Robin gets a sleeping dart and Batman gets drugged, a narrator comes in:Ohhh fatal irony... Robin got owned! And Batman got his ass groped!
The Riddler got away with it. Oh lord, what a son of a bitch!
- Robin wakes up calls Gordon:Robin: Commissioner? It's Robin.
Commissioner Gordon: Robin? Don't know him.
-hangs up, goes back to reading-
- The Riddler calls Batman:Batman: If you've touched a single nipple of that young man-
- Batman to the rescue:Robin: Batman, come blow me!
-Batman kicks a crate at Robin-
Robin: I said come blow me!
-Batman throws a rock at Robin-
- Robin overheard the Riddler's riddles:Robin: how many sides does a circle have?
Batman: One hundred and ninety-six-
Robin: The answer is two!
- The second riddle:Robin: Which president had the biggest hat?
Batman: You grandmother?
- The last scene:Robin: We'd better get going, we need to warn Commissioner Gordon and-
Batman: Shut the hell up, Robin.
- An ambassador wielding a big knofe has this to say:
- Robotnik Grows Thumbs on his Earlobes
- Billy Mays Uses Magnets to Clean up his Fluids
- While it might not be up to snuff for the usual standards of a YouTube Poop, How the King Hired Link is a pretty entertaining Origins Episode for Link and the gang.Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
Zelda: C'mon! I'll go fight Ganon's evil legions!
The King: Hmm...OHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA..NO WAY!
Gwonam: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
The King: Who the hell is Link?
The King: I'm going to fire you, mah boi.
- There's also this bit:
The King: What? Why not?
Annotation: Because falcomaster925 told you not to.
The King: Fuck.
FFL2and3Rocks (aka Third Rate Gamer)
- Free Meter (reupload)
- "If you have type 65 diabeetus, call 911."
- "Call 666185084020910516."
- "I hope you have diabeetus."
The Fizio (Retired)
- A common Running Gag of his is "ENENE", which is associated with JooJ CeeC.
- BoB LassaL bangs Lawl Yayman
- The intro has an ENENE joke that has CeeC glitching out before a very loud "ENENE!" is emitted.
- "He can either show up here tonight on Raw, or he cannot show up here tonight on RaR, or he can suck my cock!" Tongue out "Ooo, YEEEEE- or I'd be stripping naked! It's been over 24 years and I have not word from heard from Brock, or his cock, so I am hereby stripping naked, right now!"
- JooJ CeeC vs. RooR ReeR
JooJ CeeC: "Listen carefully young mam... I'm the Undertaker." His eyes glow while an Undertaker-related sound effect plays before a mirror effect and a glitch-out.
- Apparently, JooJ CeeC is the Undertaker.
- SamomaS JoJ bangs Lawl Yayman
- SamomaS JoJ making his entrance after a speech from Lawl Yayman. A distortion effect occurs near the end of it, with an "Ultimate Memes" countdown culminating in JoJ coming in, and a voice yelling "SamomaS JoJ!", after which a distorted version of Destroyer plays. It ends with SamomaS JoJ assaulting CoC Sesnar and other wrestlers ganging up on him.
- LAWL YAYMAN VS CM PEPSI
- "I martyred my entire family for you, and then, we martyred my ASS!"
- The meme overload at the end, ending with a Yee meme and CLALC.
- Theo. LeSieg Visits a Victorian Slaughterhouse
- The GriirG
- Bring da noise!
- They're hanging Stocking. (What the fuck?!)
- He came Eee-yuck!
- Let's have sex! What?
- Anything anything anything anything under the saus
- Out-out-out of this house!
- SIX FOOT CAT
- Stupid little dinner.
- Quit fondling my ass!
- Green face. Green face? .ecaf neerG ?ecaf neerG The bagel.
- Willard and Katie torch New Jersey for science
Katie: Oh boy!
- "That's how I know it's coal!" ("Workin' in the coal mine, going down, down, down...")
- "I wanna go all the way with Katie!"
- "I just wanna make a note out there to JoJ..." Followed by a video of cs188 himself saying, "I understood that reference."
- Barney Smuggles Fireworks Across Multiple State Lines
- The FBI warning at the beginning switching to this picture◊ of Bender.
- "If Barney cums on your face, just-" "TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR!"
- "It's so nice to shit!" (cue clip of one of the characters stepping in poop)
- BJ throwing a TNT at a building, triggering an explosion.
- "Right now, let's listen as Barney takes a shit." (cue the same clip from before)
- [YTP] Justice League v The World
- When Two-Face exclaims to start the party "with a bang", it cuts to Krypton exploding.
- A helicopter pilot falls out of his crashing helicopter. Instead of Superman catching him, he punches him into multiple oil tankers, blowing them up.
- The Flash tries to use his super speed to push a carriage containing a girl away from the danger brought upon by Steppenwolf. Unfortunately, he trips, causing an explosion of yellow electricity.
- [YTP] Robots - Tears in the Oil
Fender: Happy now?
- The opening, which is a direct Shout-Out to Blade Runner.
- When Rodney confronts Fender about the latter's attempted robbery of the former's foot, an amazingly humorous Star Wars reference is used.
Rodney: Not until you give me back my foot, you motherfucker!
Fender: I am not a mother. I happen to be the father.
Rodney: It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
Fender: You underestimate my power!
[Fender screams like Anakin as he is blasted back and falls down a long height.]
- [YTP] Spider-Man: Into the Pizza-VersePeter Parker: Who am I? You sure you wanna know?
Harry Osborn: What makes you think I would want to know that?
(Peter kicks Harry)
Peter Parker: Let me assure you; if I told you that I'm some kind of criminal, and not a care in the world? Yeah. This, like any story worth telling, is all about a boy. That boy. The boy next door. The Ben that I loved since before I even liked boys.
Ben Parker: May, I'm 68 years old.
- The opening credits list Peter Parker as "TOBEY "THE FRESH PRINCE OF PIZZ-AIR"" (while showing Peter with his eyes and mouth edited to be close together, and Emo!Peter), Norman Osborn as "WILLEM H. CHRIST" (which showing footage of him looking down on Mary Jane, sticking out his tongue, and being merged in another Norman), Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy as "USELESS" (while showing footage of Mary Jane falling and Gwen hitting her head when Spider-Man's web catches her), Harry Osborn as "NOBEL PRIZE NOMINATED JAMES FRANCO" (while showing footage of Harry falling off his glider), Eddie Brock as "EDDIE "FOOT UP HIS ASS" BROCK" (while showing footage of him crying), Ben Parker as "THE VILLAIN", and Amazing!Peter Parker and MCU!Peter Parker as "PEETE'S COFFEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" and "THIRD GENERATION HEART-THROB". And then Norman getting impaled by his glider is briefly shown.
- Ben Parker's death scene.
Harry Osborn: Are you dead?
Ben Parker: (sighing) Yeah...
(the hand of an unknown person with a gun appears in the outside door and shoots Ben Parker)
Peter Parker: Great!
Ben Parker: With great power, comes great responsibility. Remember that, Pete. Remember that.
- Peter Parker snapping Aunt May's neck because she wouldn't give him 20 dollars.
(Green Goblin punches Spider-Man three times)
- Spider-Man's Establishing Character Moment has him crashing into the street while screaming.
- Spider-Man's first encounter with the Green Goblin.
Spider-Man: You sure-
(Green Goblin punches Spider-Man again)
Spider-Man: (as he crashes through the building) Uh-oh!
Green Goblin: You're pathetically predictable!
Spider-Man: Hand (the baby) over!
Green Goblin: (throws the baby at Spider-Man)
Spider-Man: Oh, great!
(Spider-Man jumps out of the building with the baby in his arms...and the baby flies into the building like a shuriken and explodes)
Amazing!Spider-Man: Oh! You serious?
- A cop tries to shoot Amazing!Spider-Man. He misses and shoots Ben Parker instead.
Harry Osborn: (while shaking Otto's hand) He humiliated me by touching me.
- Amazing!Spider-Man's flip is spliced with Mike Wazowski landing on a steel bar with his crotch. It happens again to the Green Goblin in the climax.
- Peter and Harry meet Dr. Otto Octavius.
Otto Octavius: Who do we have here?
Harry Osborn: This (Peter), this is my girlfriend they called you about, the guy that got me to fuck through high school.
Peter Parker: (to Harry, while raising his eyebrows) You're looking fine, babe.
J. Jonah Jameson: I want the public to see Spider-Man for the shit criminal he really is. He's a fake. He's full of shit. Catch him and stick him in a cookie jar! Whoever sticks Spider-Man in a cookie jar gets a job.
- After Peter tells Otto that he won't take much of his time, the scene cuts to Otto asking what they've been talking about for the last hour and a half. All that Peter could think about is Pizza Time.
- "If you want a woman to fall in love with you, blow up the city. Never fails."
- J. Jonah Jameson gives an assignment to Eddie and Parker. Instead of kidnapping Spider-Man, Eddie ends up capturing Peter Parker.
Eddie Brock: I'm on it, boss.
Peter Parker: You'll never get that shot.
Eddie Brock: Oh, we'll see.
(cut to Eddie holding a cookie jar)
Eddie Brock: I just got lucky.
(cookie jar shakes)
Peter Parker: (muffled) Nooooo!
(Peter emerges from the cookie jar and slams Eddie against the wall)
Peter Parker: You want forgiveness? Get religion.
Eddie Brock: May I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Peter Parker: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eddie Brock: Look, I'm begging you...
(Peter follows up with his threat)
Peter Parker: You should have thought of that earlier.
Peter Parker: He deserved it, didn't he?
- After the scene with Eddie, the camera zooms into Peter's mouth where Spider-Man crashes into a window shouting "shaza-", something that Mary Jane, Harry, and Norman notice. Peter then walks into the room that Norman is in and encounters Aunt May. "You were suppose to be asleep."
- Peter and Aunt May's visit to Ben Parker's grave. May is mournful, while Peter is glad that Ben is dead.
Ben Parker: (sighing) Yeah...
Peter Parker: Whatever.
(cut to Peter dancing on the street)
Harry Osborn: Bump on the head,
- When Peter saves Mary Jane:
(cut to Gwen hitting her head when Spider-Man's web catches her)
Harry Osborn: free as a bird. note (The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Spoilers!)Green Goblin: I offered you fruitcake. And you came in my face! (uppercuts Spider-Man)
J. Jonah Jameson: (while Spider-Man is falling in slow motion) What are you waiting for? Chinese New Year? Go, go, go!
(Spider-Man punches Green Goblin four times)
- Spider-Man doesn't believe in mercy.
Norman Osborn: Peter! Stop! Stop! It's me.
(Spider-Man pauses...and then slams Norman against a wall and continues punching him)
Norman Osborn: Peter! St-
(Spider-Man slams Norman against the wall again and punches Norman in a rapid pace)
Norman Osborn: Peter! Peter! Peter!
Green Goblin: I'm gonna finish your fruitcake nice...and slow.
- Norman Osborn/Green Goblin's final moments.
Spider-Man: Strong focus on what I want. (thinks about fruitcake and pizza)
(Spider-Man notices Green Goblin's glider, and backflips to dodge it)
Green Goblin: Oh.
(Norman Osborn/Green Goblin get impaled by the glider, and break throght the wall that Norman was next to)
Green Goblin: Oh.
(the glider flies into Norman Osborn's apartment)
Harry Osborn: Nobel Pr-
(Harry is hit in the head with the glider, bounces off the wall, and Venom impales Harry with the glider)
Peter Parker: Great!
- [YTP] Spider-Man: Pizza Never Lies
Spider-Man: It's me. You know, the boy who bit the spider? Back then, people really liked me. Now?
- The intro to the movie that Peter Parker and others are watching.
Police Officer: Fire! (shoots Spider-Man)
(Spider-Man screams as he falls from great height into a body of water)
Peter Parker: (in the movie theater) It's my girlfriend!
- The new opening credits list Peter Parker as "TOBEY MAGUIRE OF CATS AND DOGS FAME" (while showing Peter jumping out of the mouth of a larger Peter, a picture of Spider-Man, and Peter falling of a building and landing on a car) Harry Osborn as "NOBEL PRIZE LOSER JAMES FRANCO" (which shows footage of Peter falling into a wine glass and Harry accidentally knocking it over), Gwen Stacy as "STILL USELESS" (while yet again showing footage Gwen hitting her head when Spider-Man's web catches her, except this time Harry's wine glass crashes around the same time Gwen hits her head), and Dr. Otto Octavius as "NEW JOKE THAT WILL BE OVERUSED" (while showing footage of Peter reading a newspaper saying "INHIBITOR CHIPS THAT NOW CONTROL YOUR INHIBITOR CHIPS"). And then Peter lands on a car and breaks his back. He's too weak to say anyting other than "My...my...".
- As Norman Osborn is impaired by his glider, he farts, says "Peter...", and spits out Mike Wazowski as he collapses. Peter then has a flashback of Norman saying "Sacrifice!".
- Harry's encounter with Norman's ghost.
(Harry sees Spider-Man place Norman on his bed while next to Amazing!Ben Parker and the original Ben Parker (giving the 'ok' sign))
Harry Osborn: What have you done? What have you done?! (when Harry shouts 'done' footage of him shouting 'Noooo!' is shown)
(Harry pulls out a gun and shoots Normal twice, with visible blood splatter, and Harry shouting 'Oh!' when each shot lands)
Norman Osborn: Son... (appears in a mirror) I'm here.
Harry Osborn: Noooo! (throws a knife at the mirror) I thought you were...
Spongebob Squarepants: Dead.
Norman Osborn: No. I've been like a son to you. (Harry somehow absorbs a tear that fell from his cheek) Be a father to me now.
Harry Osborn: Noooo! Oooon! Kiss me.
Norman Osborn: I'm here.
(scene cuts to black as kissing noises are heard)
Harry Osborn: (rubbing lips) Strawberrys.
Peter Parker: Oh boy, yeah. (the laptop loses the internet connection) Fix this damn-! (punches the laptop, cracking the screen) What am I suppose to do? (Peter eyes grow bigger an J. Jonah laughs as he desires to draw Anime girls) (shows montage of Peter drawing while thinking of Anime girls) Oh boy, yeah. (Peter's eyes turn anime for a split second when Peter accidentally shoots a web at a picture frame)
- Peter's pastime is looking at Anime girls on the internet.
- This time around, Ben Parker dies because Peter ran into him while Ben was drinking coffee. Also, Harry Potter lives under the stairs of the house that Peter lives in.
- Ben Parker's grave. It's seen again during the fake-out ending.
"If you could do good things for other people, you would have a moral obligation to do those things.
That's what at stake here. Not a choice. Responsibility."
Aunt May: Oh, I'm sorry. (picture of Ben giving the 'ok' sign appears in the background) I-i-it's just that I miss your Uncle Ben so much.
- Aunt May has no idea that Peter killed Ben. Or so it seems...
Peter Parker: Yeah.
Aunt May: I think to myself at times were I to face the one responsible for what happened. (walks away) Oh, I don't know what I'd do. (walks back, smiling) Here. (camera shakes)
(cut to Peter giving an Oh, Crap! face as a sound of a blade is heard and dramatic music plays)
Aunt May: Happy birthday.
(cuts to Peter with a knife in his stomach)
Aunt May: You need it more than I do.
Peter Parker: Where am I? (camera zooms out to reveal that Peter is wearing the symbiote suit...which is playing a Macy Grey song) Why is this happening? Fix this damn-! (cut to the symbiote suit in a garbage can while Peter walks away)
- Peter telling Doctor Conners that the former is writing a paper on the latter's ass. Becomes a Brick Joke during the fake-out ending.
- Mr. Ditkovitch's sole scene. He asks Peter for rent, and Peter shoots him without saying a word.
- The 'inhibitor chip' gag that was first brought up in the opening credits involves Otto developing a Butterfinger to protect his higher brain function, as well as Otto developing a boy (Peter) to protect his Butterfinger. Otto then moves on to the main event; this inhibitor chip to protect his boy. The scene suddenly cuts to Mary Jane telling Peter that she'll fuck him. A bunch of criminals follow Mary Jane (with the intent of raping her), Peter tell's them "Don't start without me!", and an error appears on Peter's face. The screen fades to black, and then...
(scene cuts back to Otto giving a presentation as if the previous scene never happened)
Otto Octavius: Which is why I've developed this inhibitor chip to protect my inhibitor chip. It mean I mantain control of these- (Otto gets electrocuted by the inhibitor chip) It's only a spike! It'll soon stabilize! (Peter and Harry don't react) And now on to the main event; this blue light! (everyone claps)
Harry Osborn: I wish I could remember more about (my father). (camera zooms into the words 'anal' on the chalkboard)
- Peter Parker's fight with Harry Osborn. It doesn't start the way you'd think it would, and it doesn't end the way you'd think it would either.
Peter Parker: He despised you. (the face of Norman in the picture gives a creepy smile) Hey, uh, lets watch a game in the kitchen. Get some pizza.
Harry Osborn: What makes you think I would want that?
(dramatic music plays as Harry looks at Peter smugly)
(the camera cuts between Peter with barely contained rage, Harry, and Ben giving the 'ok' sign until...)
Peter Parker: Pizza Time! (punches Harry)
Peter Parker: (in the movie theater) (I'm) so nervous.
Harry Osborn: I'm as free as a bird! (punches Peter)
Harry Osborn: I'm gonna lick your little ass!
Peter Parker: (zoomed up to his lips) (sarcasticly) Oooh!
Harry Osborn: Now I'm gonna kick your bacc! (the word 'BACC' comes out of Harry's mouth)
Peter Parker: NOOOOOOOO-!
(Harry charges to Peter...and then hugs him)
(Peter throws Harry at the upstairs railing)
Peter Parker: That all you got?
(Harry gets back up, tries to pounce Peter, misses, and hits the upstairs railing again)
(Peter slaps Harry the same way Peter slaps Mary Jane later on, seemingly knocking Harry out)
(Harry gets up, growling)
Peter Parker: Oh, heads up! (dodges Harry's attack, counters, and hugs Harry as he bounces off the wall)
(scene fades to black)
Harry Osborn: I'm gonna kick your little ass! (Harry gets up, growling)
Peter Parker: (throws pumpkin bomb at Harry) Still got the mov-
(Harry explodes. Suddenly, Harry is on his glider, and he stares in horror when he sees...)
Mr. Aziz: Stop! Stop!
(Harry bangs his head on webbing, the upstairs railing, a pipe, a steel beam, and a brick wall)
Harry Osborn: (in a hospital) Hit my hea- (Harry gets impaled with his own glider) So good!
Singer: Nothing's worrying...
- "Getting on my nerves. Which is why I've developed this inhibitor-"
- After Spider-Man's attempt to stop the train causes him to get run over by said train, Mr. Incredible tries to stop the train. He fails.
- The fake-out ending, where the jewelry store manager puts a message that reads "You're a cunt" next to the ring that Peter wants, and then shoots himself, Doctor Conners congradulates Peter for writing "The Science of your Ass" and slaps Peter's ass, and the song ends with:
Anakin Skywalker: Me!
Venom: (as the Macy Grey song slowly starts getting louder) Never wound... (a flashback to Peter giving Eddie an Ass Shove is shown) ...what you can't kill. (strikes Spider-Man)
- Afterwards, Spider-Man swings while heroic music plays...and cuts off when Spider-Man swings into the camera, causing him to fall while screaming.
- After being humiliated in the previous video, Eddie comes back for revenge.
Spider-Man: Ow! Eddie! The song! (the word 'SONG' comes out of Spider-Man's mouth) Shut it off!
Venom: I like being Macy Grey! It makes me chunky.
- How does Spider-Man ultimately defeat Venom? By using steel bars play the song "How You Remind Me"! Spider-Man then throws a pizza bomb at Venom to finish him for good. It's way more awesome than it should be.
- Mr. Peabody and Sherman Spend Quality Time:
Young Anna: Do you wanna build a snowman?
- "Mr. Peabody invented ear rape (NO HE DIDN'T)"
- "But the only thing harder then being the world's most extraordinary dog is being the world's most extraordinary DOGE"
- The end:
Young Anna: Oh shit.
(Anna explodes, cue BSoD)
- Elsa Lets Her Sanity Go:
Anna: Arendelle's in deep shit!
- "Nanomachines never bothered me anywaaaaaaa- *error boxes appear*
- Elsa stepping on a mine turtle...and then a Goomba
- "Phuck u Frozen Cereal"
Elsa: I don't care! Go get me a Subway!
- "I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
- Olaf's face being replaced with that of a certain other Olaf.
- Frozen Cereal's entry for a Super Smash Bros. collab: Shulk Abuses The Monado's Power. Barely over a minute long, and is pure hilarity from start to finish.Shulk: Now it's Shulk t-t-t-t-time! (Attempts to use the Monado Arts, only for the Monado to display strange images before showing a low battery symbol and Blue Screening) Oh shit...(gets attacked) AAUUUGGGHHHH!!!
- Anthony Fantano Destroys his career it's so funny it got the Approval of God. Some of its funnier moments are:
Nardwaur: "Anthony, right of the baba, I have for you a gift. It is something from your hometown" *Shows a picture of Broken CYDE* "The Death Grips"
- "Who are you?" "Cal Chuchesta here"
- This beautiful piece of sentence mixing.
Anthony: "I really, really don't like African-Americans at all"
Nardwaur: "You have a pretty impressive dick."
- And another
Anthony: "I've got a decent to strong 7"
Nardwaur: "You even have a record review of the Fleet Foxes, it has like nine views!"
Anthony: "Hopefully they fuck me in the butt."
Nardwaur: "Anthony, how are you so well spoken, you're so well spoken, you never go MOM or anything, how are you so well spoken?"
- And yet another.
* Anthony makes licking noises*
Anthony: "I mean, you know, it's like, you know, the way I talk on camera is just the way I'd envision myself, you know, talking to African-Americans, you know, do like a book report on an album, but I mean, like, you know?"
Nardwaur: "How many dicks do you take, what's the secret!?"
- And the ending:
Anthony: "I take twenty three in the butt and I beat my girlfriend."
- Captain Hook Wins The Lottery. The whole thing.
Smee: FUCK OFF!!!
- "I'LL GET YOU, D'ARTAGNAN!!!"
- The Crocodile coming in to the tune of the theme from The Odd Couple, then comes how Smee gets rid of him.
- Hook firing a cannonball, missing Peter and instead hitting Colonel Sanders.
Wendy: Oh Peter, it's just how I always dreamed—
- The ending...
- Hades is Allergic to Lemons
- Frollo Is An Alcoholic
- The "execution"
- Willy Wonka and the Toilet of Doom
Arthur Weasley: Rubber Duck!
- The Beginning, starting with the Monty Python clip of John Cleese about to strike one of the other pythons in drags until-
- Cue The title music of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory playing in the background while Uncle Vernon is pulled out of Harry's window and falls to the ground with a loud crash and clatter!
- Scrum-(Random footage of a Rugby Game)-Diddly-(Diddly!!)-umptios bar?(picture of a sheep pops up accompanied by the sound of glass shattering).
- The scene where Charlie walks over to the closed gates of the chocolate factory accompanied by the sombre music playing in the background, and then suddenly an out-of-nowhere picture of Gary Lineker pops up!
- IF YOU LEAVE NOW I WILL CHOP OFF MY HAND AND GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!!
- The scene near the end when Willy Wonka goads Charlie to press the unpressed button in the elevator. Just as Charlie presses it:
- Two and a half Merlins
- The scene where Merlin vaults a rock on a slope -only to fall a great distance upon getting over it.
- Kay's misfired arrow missing the deer and instead hitting Boromir!
- H-E-E-E-DS UP!! (cut to a clip of the head explosion scene from Scanners!)
- Malweegee Finds a Cure for Latm Molk, but primarily the beginning with Mario suggesting they teach the cavemen to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Ganon retorting that "Melee's the greatest", a jab at the franchise's Broken Base.
- Billy Balls trolls Devin WalshhslaW
- "What the fuck, DC makes dildos? You bet your stupid ass they do! And they're the best in the biz."
- "Hey look everybody, it's professional cock-sucker Devun WalshhslaW."
- "HoH SiS!"
- "And join the craze with me, Woody Mays!"
- "Hi, Billy Illegal here! If you're ejaculating on a shower door, then you need Kaboom! Vroom! Call now and you'll receive not two, but one "
- " and we'll supersize this already incredible cock with 32-ounce bottles of semen." (And here come the generic sex jokes ) "It tackles your toughest shit stains without embarrassing hard-ons."
- "Call now and you'll receive ammonia. It's got the power to dissolve what the fuck?" (Please stand by)
- The scene of Billy answering his Jupiter Jack.Billy Mays: Hi, it's Billy.
Herbert the Pervert: Where are you?
Billy: In my car.
Herbert: Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple days.
Billy: No problem.
Herbert: Wonderin' if you're ever gonna come back.
Billy: Be there in 20 minutes.
Herbert: Ya like popsicles?
Billy: Fuck no. (turns Jupiter Jack off) In some states, jacking off is illegal. Using a cell phone and (Jupiter Jack rings) God damn it! What now, ass plug?
Herbert: You little piggly son of a bitch!
Billy: I'm gonna run over your balls with this car! (hangs up again) Jupiter Jack transmits (Jupiter Jack rings again) You can suck my cock, gay fucker!
Carla (over Jupiter Jack): It's Carla.
Billy OH SHI (test pattern)
- Dick Brimley talks about his doctor
- "My tongue felt like a horse ass."
- "So finally, at the urging of my fucking doctor, he said, 'Wilford, if you wanna get laid, I'm gonna give you a few things to do. Feel my butt with your dick. Uh, and I was really interested in that. So finally" (SCENE REMOVED)
- "And I've slipped up and I've done people I shouldn't do." (NEXT SCENE, PLEASE )
- "Yiff yiff yiff yiff. I like to say, we will, we will, rock you."
- Jesse gets violated by seagulls and kills Al Gore
- "Whores, 'Pops, whores eating 'Pops. Jesse Ventura's corrupt power!" (cue clip of a Nazi march with Ventura dressed to look like Hitler)
- "I've been a perverted dinosaur, a woman beater, a sex offender, a seagull. I've fucked cocks that will blow your hole"
- "When I went up to the gates of the HAARP Facility, I learned that seagulls can get inside your ass. And here's what's worse: ELEVEN seagulls, up my hole."
- "The military? That's nothing, not when they've got Cockatoos."
- "Now-" "Not yet." (cue a manipulated version of the intro) "You think you know the whole story? Nope, I've been fucking your mom." (Okay, Governor) "I'm Jesse Ven-fucking-tura."
- "In this conspiracy business, you hear a lot of stories about— what is that?" [cue Al Gore dancing to "I'm Too Sexy" in the middle of the street.]
- "It's time to launch the hunt, for the people robbing your cunt!"
- Dick Dastardly's unholy crusade against fugitive car-jacking bearsNarrator: While bringing up the rear is that bastard, Dick Dastardly.
Dick Dastardly: Go fuck yourself!
- Mick the NaziMichael Rosen: At school, we were doing a genocide. You know the kind of thing: The Final Solution. Racial discrimination. Gas.Michael Rosen: There we were reading: "How to kill hundreds and hundreds of kikes". And we made gas chambers and stuck Jews in the chambers. They were... "showers". Hehehe.
- Wonka Hates Mrs. Teavee:
- This exchange:*Wonka plays on the piano*
Mrs. Teavee: Rachmaninoff.
Wonka: WRONG, SIR! WRONG!
- Mr. Salt wants to give something special to the workers in his factory:Mr. Salt: THE FIRST GIRL TO FIND A GOLDEN TICKET GETS BONERS IN HER PAYPACKET!
- This exchange as well:Mr. Salt: It's fabulous, isn't it? I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one.
Veruca: (in the background) I WANT IT!
- And more:Charlie: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?
Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
- Still more:Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% liquor, 6% Augustus, 4% murder and 2% children with very little pocket money.
Mr. Beauregard: Any good?
- More:Mr. Salt: Sure this thing'll float, Wonka?
- Even more:Veruca: Hey, Daddy, I want a bo-
Violet: CAN IT, YOU KNIT!
- Still Even More:Wonka (on a black screen): You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em and they never get any smaller. Never.
Charlie: This banana is fantastic!
Wonka: You should open your mouth a little wider...YES!
- This exchange:
- Scott Steiner Searches For An Equallax: The whole thing really captures the tone of the titular wrestler's hilarious promos and is funny for the sole fact that it barely sounds out of character as actual promo material.
- Robotnik's Pingas MachineRobotnik: I'm demoting you to pingas monkey third class. Now go and mop up the cum.
Robotnik: Throw von Schlemmer in the cum!
- First off, it's really saying something when the thumbnails alone are enough to leave you in stitches.
- Phil vs. Harvey: Deadly Kombat
- "I don't know, give me a 360." Harvey then proceeds to give one to Phil by throwing it at him, knocking him down. Phil then proceeds to punch Harvey in the face and then uses some eye beams.
- The IncredyBallZFrozone: Superbitches, they're always tryin' to suck your dick. Think it'll strengthen the relationship, or some shit.
- The camera suddenly zooms in on Elastigirl's... Um...Mr. Incredible: TITS!
- This happens again, near the final battle.
- Mr. Incredible's rejections of Buddy are definitely more blunt here, though not without reason.Buddy: Go fuck yourself.
Mr. Incredible: You have officially carried it too far. Fuck off, Buddy.
Buddy: Just give me one chance! I'll show you, I'll...
Mr. Incredible: FUCK OFF!
- "In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for fucking someone, who apparently, didn't want to be fucked."
- Gilbert Huph's rant to Bob, particularly this line:Huph: They're PENETRATING my asshole with PENIS POWER!
- This:Syndrome: I mean... after all, I am your biggest faggot.
Mr. Incredible: Gasps BUTT-BUDDY?
- The camera suddenly zooms in on Elastigirl's... Um...
- Strange Things Are Happening With Andy's Toys, Part Twice, and Part Thrice
- "You got a dick in my ASS! You faggot! Boy you gotta SUCK my motherfucking DICK, you fuckboy! It's me and you bitch. YaaY! SeeS!"
- The first words to come out of Woody's mouth.Woody: "Pull my cock, I'm gay?"
- When Woody says "Buzz, I would love to see you fuck me," Buzz does just that not even seconds later.
- When Woody tries going out Sid's window...Woody: "Buzz will you get up here and give me a handjob?"
- Afterwards, we get this from Mr. Potato Head.Mr. Potato Head: "I hope Sid fucks your voicebox out, ya creep!"
- In Part Twice, there's a Running Gag where there's a zoom-in shot of Buzz shaking his head while music plays.
- Part Thrice has Woody raping the monkey.
- Motel Kumbutt ˢᵉX note
- The opening narration sums up the entire video perfectly. "Raiden fucked Shinnok in the ass. Others swallowed Shinnok's dick, like Outworld's emperor Shao Kahn, who was obsessed with cock suckin'. The war moved to the arena, where he sent his toughest feggets to challenge Raiden's sex offenders. Two years ago, we beat him off, but Shao Kahn wasn't ready to lose his virginity. We violated Shao Kahn."
- BBT Network's reaction video has Billy Bob Tanley bust out laughing over the first line and saying "Already?!"
- "Ses. We're happy to bone Shinnok's sexy ass."
- After the helicoper crashes:Johnny Cage: Sos!
(Scorpion teleports in front of Johnny)
Johnny Cage: Get fucked.
(Johnny kicks Scorpion)
- Johnny Cage telling a squad of Special Forces soldier that they're gay as an insult, which later receives a Continuity Nod when, after the Time Skip, Johnny tells his squad that they're all gay as a compliment. This is followed by one of the soldiers pulling out a C4 and accidently blowing themselves up while screaming like Johnny did earlier.
- Shinnok's first and last scene:Shinnok: CeeC... you pussy niggaz.
(Shinnok blasts Raiden and Fujin with the amulet)
Shinnok: And all of Earthrealm will suck my dick.
(Johnny Cage kicks Shinnok in the back, causing Shinnok to drop the amulet)
Earl Simmons: Mortal Kombat! X gonna give it to ya!
Johnny Cage: Oh, sorry Ma'am, didn't see ya there.
Shinnok: Miserable feckin' biiatch! God damn you!
- "Why are you smiling?" "...She sucked my cock."
- Johnny Cage isn't a very good leader.
- Mileena isn't a fan of Rain. Considering her reaction to discovering that Rain planned to betray her in Mortal Kombat 11, her responce is completely in-character.Rain: Killing an emperor-
Mileena: Fuck you, Rain!
Rain: Stop it, Mileena.
(sad music plays while Rain sheds a tear)
- Kotal Kahn effortlessly beating Mileena's forces. First, he gives Kano a Falcon Punch, rapes Kano, and then performs several kombo's on Kano until Kotal proclaims that Kano's "not worth shit". Right when it looks like is about to stab Kano, Kotal then preforms Metronomic Man Mashing on Kano before attempting to stab Kano. When Tanya interrupts, Kotal attacks her mid-sentence, and then beats her up. When Kotal confronts Mileena, Kotal defeats her in two punches and one beam.Kotal Kahn: Son of a whore! note (Mortal Kombat 11 Spoilers!)
- Instead of attacking the Special Forces team as part of a Secret Test of Character, Sub-Zero fights the team because he genuinely hates them.Sub-Zero: Cassandra Cage. You motherfucker.
Cassie Cage: Stop wasting time.
(Sub-Zero hits Cassie with a slide kick)
Jacqui Briggs: If you know my father, you know me!
Sub-Zero: Fuck your father!
- After Sub-Zero defeats the Special Forces team, all hope seems lost. Until Cassie offers a sexual favor in return of the Lin Kuei releasing them.Takeda: Any ideas?
Cassie Cage: Sub-Zero? I'll suck you're cock.
(scene cuts to the Special Forces' base)
Johnny Cage: So other than that, you enjoyed you're visit?
Cassie Cage: The Lin Kuei raped us.
Kung Jin: You, maybe.
Jacqui Briggs: I see plenty of semen on your ass, too.
Johnny Cage: Come on, now. You're all gay.
- "This is Li Mei." "Such a whore. Am I right?" Bonus points for Johnny Cage calling Li Mei a whore not as an insult but as a compliment.
- Raiden speaks with Kung Jin. It takes an unexpected turn when Kung Jin brings up Kung Lao's final moments.
- When Kotal Kahn proclaims that he invited no gays from Earthrealm, the camera zooms into Kung Jin's face. Also, there's the fact that Kotal hates gay people, despite having no qualms with raping Kano.
- Kano tries his luck on Sonya.Sonya Blade: This is General Blade. I need NP's to my location immediately.
Kano: Oh, lets fuck!
Sonya Blade: Never.
- Mileena interrupts the story that Reptile was telling. Also, Kotal is displeased that Mileena won't have sex with him.
- "Your father has devoted his life to fucking animals." In context, Hanzo treats this as a positive life goal, and makes the statement to Takeda in an attempt to calm him down.
- "There are worse things than death." Followed immediately by Jax raping Liu Kang.
- The scene where Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion kills Quan Chi has him humiliate Quan Chi by forcing him to undergo a sexual act.Hanzo Hasashi: You fucked my wife. Suck my COCK!
(Hanzo puts Quan Chi on the ground, then forces him to do just that.)
Hanzo Hasashi: Suck my paynis!
- The ending. After defeating Shinnok, Cassie chooses to reward Raiden with a sexual favor. While Raiden is barely conscious.Cassie Cage: Is (Raiden) alive?
Kung Jin: Barely.
Cassie Cage: I'll suck his cock.
(camera zooms into Raiden's face as he climaxes)
(scene fades to white)
Cassie Cage: Fuck me!
- The opening narration sums up the entire video perfectly. "Raiden fucked Shinnok in the ass. Others swallowed Shinnok's dick, like Outworld's emperor Shao Kahn, who was obsessed with cock suckin'. The war moved to the arena, where he sent his toughest feggets to challenge Raiden's sex offenders. Two years ago, we beat him off, but Shao Kahn wasn't ready to lose his virginity. We violated Shao Kahn."
- CTR YTP TV
- Aku Aku: "What, the, fuck."
- "We've got plump new dick. 100% articifically flavored cock!" "Well that oughta get some bitches gobblin'!"
- "Each Grand Prix is a super event where contestants can test their fuckin' testicles."
- "I'm absolutely fappin' with anticipation!"
- Zelda Gets Breast Implants:King: Zelda, you have no breasts!
King: You look like a boi!
- And then, there's the part after Zelda gets the breast implants (which was completely against her will):
- Robotnik Forces Jay Leno to Retire. Just the beginning with Robotnik saying "It's Howdy Doody time" out of an audience of kids. And of course the ending, which you're better off seeing yourself.
- Robotnik Posts a Reaction Image
- Robotnik Five-O
- The Beetlejuice styled opening. The fact that it takes up the first minute of the video causes Robotnik to point out that it was excessive.
- "Say hello to Doogie Howser, M.D.!"
- "I'll blow CaptainFawful right out of YouTube!" *unsubscribed*
- Coincidentally CaptainFawful was suspended a while after this video was uploaded.
- Toad's Wintry Willies:
- The Monty Python styled opening.
- "I Am The Senate" and "Palpatine vs Yoda" But Palpatine Is Wallace. All of it.
- The Trainkillers:
- Article The 13th:
- Wallace is not pleased to hear that Wendolene is a supporter of The Article.Wallace: Oh, why don't you come in? We were just about to watch some memes!
Wendolene: Oh, no, not memes. Sorry, I want them banned. Can't stand them.
Wallace: (gulps) Not even... (pulls a lightsaber out of his sleeve) Prequel Memes? (ignites lightsaber)
(Smash to Black as Wendolene screaming while the sound of the lightsaber being swung is heard)
- Wallace is not pleased to hear that Wendolene is a supporter of The Article.
- Buck Alone:
Buck: Uh...there was a bug.
- Uncle Buck is about to whack Kevin with a shovel while he's sleeping...only for the McCallisters to arrive home and catch him in the act.
- Festivities With Crooners, Firemen and a Bucket:
- Frank Sinatra shoots Bing Crosby for no reason as he walks in the door.
- Dilys having to be saved from a very spider-like Piers Morgan.Dylis: And just look! My life's in danger! Piers Morgan's coming to shage me!!
- Hyacinth Boquet having a phone call with Grand Moff Tarkin, which leads to Tarkin firing the Death Star at the Boquet residence.
- Barney in Vietnam:
- This part:
- Spike's Harmful Addiction:
- Spike opening the door to see the music video for "Cirrus" by Bonobo.
- When Spike offers to petsit Tank:
- And then when he receives a jewel:
- When Spike offers to petsit Gummy:Spike: Alas, it doesn't come cheap. I need about tree fiddy.
Pinkie Pie: I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY, YOU GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!
- Sweetie Belle murdering Angel and Spike reacting with "Yes!".
- Spike the Bad Dragon:
- After Spike hugs Applejack, she repsonds "We gonna fuck or what?"
- When Apple Bloom and Spike show her a giant pig with Wilford Brimley's face on itApplejack: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, you two?
Apple Bloom: Applejack, we are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution, and existence. Before us, you are nothing.
Applejack: Heh, get back in the kitchen.
(Apple Bloom runs off. Applejack shoots her and she splatters on a hill in the background.)
Smokey: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
- Immediately afterwards:
- Getting Stoned at Canterlot High:
- Nuclear Launch DetectedMorshu: It's yours my friend, as long as you have MINERAAALZ!
Ganon: IT BURNS! (after being hit by a nuclear missile)
- Pizza Pie Legal Exchange
- The Running Gag in their Littlest Pet Shop poops involving Russell deleting things.
- PaperKirby is also frequently referenced.
- From Vinnie Terrio Takes Over the World:Russell: Buttercream butt?
Buttercream: Twinsie girls who were twinsie girls swiped PaperKirby before I could tell them about The Hub!"
Zoe: Or maybe you thought that's what you sas.
Buttercream: These eyes saw it in crystal-clear Buttercream vision!
"This YouTube Poop has been presented in Crystal-Clear Buttercream Vision"
Vinnie: (the caption "Average Portal Fan" is above his head) I'm coming to make sure that cake doesn't lie, know what I'm saying?
- After that, when the pets are leaving:
Russell, Zoe, and Buttercream: (the caption "Normal People With Lives" appear above them) Not really...
Russell: We have time to figure it out.
GOTTA GO FAST!
Buttercream: Those are the boy-girls. They swippity-swipped the Cars!
Russell: The Biskit Twins? I'll have it deleted!
- The frequent "doo-doo" jokes.
- Gordon's Cruel Revenge:
I can only see three wheels :P
- "Sodor is an island with six small wheels"
- "He's a fussy little fuck! Always pulling cocaine for the big engines to take a lawl, and when trains (the "I Like Trains" Kid pops up) come in, he pulls the cocaine away and he pulls the big engines away so he can go rest."
- Thomas loves playing tricks on them, especially Flash Gordon.
- "Why does Thomas look so Chinese in this shot?"
- The Cat in the Hat is Not Good at Throwing Parties. It's a rather short poop, but quite funny. It's basically about two kids trying to throw a shitty birthday party for a fish, then the Cat shows up and all sorts of madness occurs.
Theme Singer: Hey!
- From the intro:
Theme Singer: Come over here!
Two kids peering out the window crouch down
Kids: The Hat in the Cat in the Cat in the Hat in the Hat in the Hat!
- "Now all we have to do is fuck him!
- "And I would want upside-down shoes!" (no comment)
- When the cat shows up:
Cat: YES! All shitty ideas, but we need something shitty for fish. What do I have here? A hairbrush? A hammer? (Donkey Kong music starts playing) A hairbrush? A hairbrush? A hairbrush? A hairbrush? A waffle! A hairbrush? A hairbrush?
- Vinnie Terrio Watches Toddlers and Tiaras 2: Vinnie is Not In This One, particularly the scene where Blythe receives a letter from Bowser saying he's taken over the Mushroom Kingdom and the princess is in one of his hotels.
- "This is my master bedroom. And this is my master." (The Mighty Eagle appears)
- The Prince of the Middle of the Week Takes a Dump is too hilarious for words. Just watch it.
- Wicker Man Youtube Poop: Nicolas Cage Gets his Skull Crushed by a Spinosaurus
Shark (in Dr. Robotnik's voice): Snooping as usual, I see!
- This video basically consists of Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man keeps getting killed while trying to reach Summers Isle.
- In the first segment, his plane gets shot down and crashes into the water, where he runs into a shark.
Nicolas Cage: OH, NO NOT THE shark. NOT THE shark.
(The shark proceeds to eat him.)
Bad guy: C'mon, start! C'mon, you piece of crap, start! This is getting on my f**king nerves. AAAH! MOTHERF**KER! (missile launches)
- During the third segment, where they use the film, Behind Enemy Lines, they have one of the villains get frustrated that one of the missile launchers isn't working.
- A Minute Of Reflection. The entire thing.
- Saruman Has a Breach in His Wall:
- The Hey Pisanos Will Eat Your Heart OutToad: Happy Birthday cake for princess!
King Koopa: What kind of cake?
Toad: Birthday cake.
King Koopa: What kind of birthday cake?
Toad: Happy birthday cake.
King Koopa: What kind of ''Happy'' birthday cake?
Toad: THE HAPPY!
King Koopa: Happy?
King Koopa: HAPPY!? I NEVER use the "H" Word! HAPPY!? HAPPY!? I NEVER USE THE "H" WORD!!! HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY-
- MEI GOES FOR A WALK
- I'm so hungry, I could eat a INSERT PENIS JOKE HERE
- NOBODY VS. NOBODY
- "I smell like ass, Robin."
- "Listen, fuckers: fuck off!"
- "Nobody beats nobody!" "Well said, Robin."
- Frollo Sings to Himself and Becomes Mentally Unstable
- "Beata Maria, you know I. M. MEEN!"
- "I'll find her if I have to burn down all of dinner."
- "Beata Maria, you know I am piss."
- "Be-" *Frollo spontaneously headbangs to heavy metal while Aladdin pops up and screams*
- "Do you want to help me wash these pots and pans?" (beat) "Get out, you idiot!"
- Frollo confesses his sins to a row of hooded figures, who turn out to be Aladdin, the Sultan, I. M. Meen, The Joker and Simon the Pieman.
- "Be-e-ea-a-ata-a-a Ma-a-ari-i-ia-a-a, you know I am Mei.
- "Minister Frollo, I SPILL my DRINK!"
- "Des-troy my fuck-ing face!"
- "Maria, don't let God kill me with a FIRE!"
- "Beata Maria, you know I am a pure idiot!"
- Frollo gets interrupted by himself announcing he will burn down all of Paris.
- "That wasn't kindness, it was kindness! Capes are not capable of reer!"
- "You helped her esca-a-a-a-?! You cock!"
- "Rape your mother!"
- SUPER DUPER SUPER MEN
- The Penguin Loses Custody of His Penguins
- Mei Goes For a Super Duper Wacky Horny Laddie Men Walk 2
- SUPER HORNY LADDIE 3: THE JACKALS WITH SUPER STRONG COCKS
- This is mams! *beat* PINGAS!
- Lilek and the Doom of Friends. The exaggerated tones of the voices makes it hard not to laugh.Link: Goddammit, it's so boring here, I wanna go home!
The King: My son, this is your home and you're going to stay here until you're 18.
Link: I wanna leave!
- MIKEWITH10ERICS: LEGEND OF MILKMEAT
- "Fuck you, I need gay sex!" "Well tough suess!"
- "There's an insane man in my ass!"
- "I've got millim, and me!" *holds out a miniature head of Mike*
- "And if I don't die, I will get gay!"
- Mike and Eric's "Day Off". Now on sale at your local erotic store. Only $490.96.
- Imaperson making a short but quite catchy beat by playing Mike's "I'm American" forwards and then backwards.
- "Suck juice." "I love juice." (Beat) "WHAT"
- "I've got Mike juice." "Eric, I'm Gatorade."
- The ending, where Mike completely goes bonkers in a clusterfuck of rainbow effects before evaporating into the heavens with his final words: "I CAN SEEEEE!"
- GASTON GETS CHUTLEY DISEASE AND THE HOIP WHILE HE WINS A BRONZE MEDAL IN WRESTLING:
- When I was a lad I was a homosexual, so I was a bitch, and now that I'm straight, I fuck four dozen LeFous.
- "Don't forget your umbrella!"
- GASTON FORGOT HIS UMBRELLA
- GO HAVE SOME F*CKING HAPPY COFFEE SUS!
- Tender white meme!
- I buy this for only $9.99! BLASPHEMY
- Fuck this shit!
- What do you have to say for yourself, you, YOU.... BITCH!
- *cut to I.M. Meen raping the panda in question*
- Sagwa: What's that? Dongwa: Huh?
- MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!
- Gaston rapes LeFou cereal recommended for children under -12 guaranteed to get rid of the hoip
- The Joker: "I never wanna see myself again!" *Cue three Jokers appearing right before him*
- "Who's inventing sex while I'm working on my cock?"
- "Fuck a knife, or something." "Yeah, well fuck you."
- WELL FUCK
- "If you will not bow before a SUS, then you will cower before a SAUS!" EXTREME SAUCE JOKE
- ROBOTNIK IS BEAUTIFUL NATURE
- FUCKING YIFF
- He's had sex everyday for the last 10 years!
- That's my distant cock!
- The Ultimate Hoip Of Hoips: Fern's Christmas Party
- Throw Things At Simon with special guest host: Link!
- Buy some rapists!
- How do you like my house? Well, I GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
- Soon after he left, Nick died in a horrible car accident
- HOLY Sample Text BATMAN. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
- Can't be too careful with all those *Disney Acid Sequence* around.
- Eeee-eeee, you know I am a righteous COCKFUCKER, destroy my idiot testicles! *immense pain* Be me or she will be Paris!
- "I'll find her if I have to burn down all of THE SUUUUUN!!!"
- I'm going home. *walks home* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I KILL YOU!
- PHIL! Ah, ahhaMoving Pictures!
- "Hey lady! Yank me, YOU BASTARD!"
- Mei sees Mike (ManWith10Toes) standing before him, tears welling in his eyes.Mei: I have been waiting for you this whole time!
Mike: *throws a box of Reese's Puffs at Mei, sending him tumbling* Eat your cereal.
- Serj Tankian: "I had some of the best orgasms when I was fucking General Apples."
- Eat the boat, raar, then he crapped money, then he beat the crap out of Earth!
- Yes, I could have put a D at the end of that, or an H and an I in the middle of the S and T, but...hey, being funny isn't my thing.
- MIKE AND BRETT GENT, released following an extremely long hiatus due to a copyright scare in the summer of 2011 that led to him setting all of his videos to private until he released the video in late December.
- VIVIAN LISTENS TO RED WHILE FUCKSTONE LOSES HIS HEAD
- My kid is dead.
- wow his kid just reincarnated into the flower and he just killed him again wow dad why won't you do that to me
- Hey, that's a lot of work. WORK?!
- Spider-Man asking Superman if gun safety is important, then Superman replying that he doesn't know.
- You took the ice penis right out of my rotting cunt!
- The Foodfight! scene where Mr. Clipboard sentences Leonard to a "Groundhog Day" Loop:
- Spingebubble & Billy Mays go on a marketing competition
- " Hmm, I wonder what's for dinner." "Spaghetti!" "Dinner." "Spaghetti!" "Mama Luigi! Mama Luigi! Mama Luigi-"
- [Patrick opens the door] "I love you. Let's get naked!"
- "This is L-O-L with number one rock star Ned Bitch-Tits, performing his number one rockin' sauce, 'I Suck Bitches'! So what do you have to say to all these fucking fans that totally suck?" "I say, let's RaaR!" [cocks his guitar, plays Through the Fire and Flames]
- "Get the fuck out of my poop, right now! Hi, Billy Mays here for the Bitches! With Billy Mays, you'll finally be saying: I can have affordable weed! And affordable weed is something I'm really passionate about."
- "It'll keep your face from getting any uglier!" [cue a white box with a "Your least favorite selfie" written on it] "Just in time!"
- The mere fact that there is a weed-related joke at 4:20.
- Billy Mays Oxi Cleans the battlefield!
- Peridot Streams Low-Budget Gem Pornography
- "My name is, uh... My name is, uh... My name is, uh..." [cue King of the Hill title screen with Ronaldo's face in it]
- "I'm here." [Garnet disappears] "I'm not here."
- "What is that?" [cue clip of a ruby cabochon being held up to a camera in tweezers on Peridot's screen] "That is sick."
- "I have healing SHIT!" [Steven farts for a good 8 seconds or so]
- Peridot Sells Low-Budget Gem Pornography
- "All I wanna do, is see ''Blade II."
- "THESE ARE MY MACHINES!! THEY'RE MINE! MINE! MY MACHINES!!"
- The "I Like To Move It" remix
- "What is that?" [cue clip of Amethyst as Pearl slapping her behind on Peridot's screen with rap music in the background] "That is sick. Yellow Diamond needs to see this ... thing."
- [Steven is watching the aforementioned 'gem pornography' on Lapis Lazuli's mirror] "You get a lot of mileage out of that joke."
- Peridot Tapes Low-Budget Tem Pornography
- Yet another "I Like To Move It" remixJasper: [smashes the screen] STOP. SINGING.
- "The power ... to heal." [farts loudly]
- "Cock cock cock cock. That would be re-cock-ulous." [wink wink]
- "That's just a weird cactus."
- "What is THIS?" [Pearl opens a scroll with a picture of her farting, Amethyst laughs in the background]
- [Pearl has stopped working] "Defective Pearl."
- "Cheep-Cheep Cheep-Cheep Cheep-Cheep"
- "Try not to poop yourself either." "Please, don't." [does so anyway]
- Yet another "I Like To Move It" remix
- Peridot Loots Low-Budget Gem Pornography
- The Ozard of Wiz (which was removed from YouTube, but can be found here)
Michael: Now, I want you to murder the Witch of the Weast!
- The Wicked Witch of the Weast's obsession with mattresses.
- "Who killed my sister, who killed the witch of the East!? Was it a mattress!?" "No, no! It was am ax!"
- How scarily well the choreography for "Off to See The Wizard" fits with Gangnam Style.
- Some of the things Scarecrow said upon meeting Dorothy:
- The Tinman's reason for not coming? Bangarang.
- The Witch's rhymes.
- Michael Rosen as the Ozard!
Tinman: But if we do that, we'll have to kill her!
(Michael face palms)
Michael: You haven't heard a word I've said, have you?
- Aunt Em singing "Ode to Joy".
- "There's the Emerald City! Oh, we're almost there, at last, at last! Oh, we're there!"
- Whenever Lion gets scared, it always cuts to him jumping out the window.
- When the Witch is defeated by the splash of water, she looks like she's melting just like in the movie, only for her to Jump Scare loudly before exploding.
- And the camera zoom on Tinman's wide-eyed reaction afterwards is priceless.
- The Obligatory 1241 Subscriber Special:
- Mario and Luigi in the Footballstone
- Luigi: "Hey, Mario! Look what I made!"
Mario: "It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it! You didn't make it! You didn't—You didn't—You didn't make it!"
Luigi: "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
Mario: "It's a stone, Luigi!"
Luigi: "It's a football!"
Mario: "It's a stone, Luigi!"
Luigi: "It's a football!"
Mario: "It's a stone, Luigi!"
Luigi: "It's a—"
Mario: "—STONE, LUIGI."
- The Bois of Dover There
- The narrator getting annoyed with a parade of meme characters interrupting his spiel, including Dat Boi, Waluigi, and Sixties Spiderman.
- The Running Gag of the opening notes of the theme song to The Flintstones repeatedly playing, ultimately leading up to a "7 GRAND DAD" joke.
- "The Bover Doys! Rats! Cats! DRARD! Double rats!"
- "You took the words right out of my _____! I just love that hedgehog!"
- Robotnik hijacking Dan Backslide's "Roundabout" joke.
- YouTube Poop demands adult content of a children's show
- YouTube Poop challenges a whole university
- The University Challenge Title Theme Tune is remixed to the Sand Canyon music.
- "Hello, bitches. We are searching once again for whores; those who find more than a fluff-encrusted cunt will place in the second round."
- "The Royal Veterinary College is shit."
- "My name is Jacob Whitfield, and I am masturbating." ("CREAM. CREAM. CREAM. CREAM.")
- "...you will hear a piece of classical music. All you have to do to get your 10 points, is to urinate." [cue classical music with a water sound effect in the background]
- "It is Penis, the Bringer of Pee"
- The Stinger, which messes with a promo for Bang Goes The Theory.
- Youtube Poop analyses popular culture for a moment
- "I've been speaking to the foul writer and director Armando Iannucci about the foul film which contains the kind of strong language that aggressive foul-mouthed viewers will recognize."
- Robotnik's Random Garfield Cartoon Generator:
- CRUNCH CRUNCH! CRUNCH CRUNCH!
- The Princess Will Marry The Bagel.Jafar: The princess will marry me!
Sultan: But you're so old.
Jafar: The princess will marry me!
Sultan: But you're so old.Jafar: Tell me more about my PINGAS.
Jasmine: And your PINGAS is so...twisted...
Sultan: But you're so old.
- The guards dancing to "Never Gonna Give You Up".
- Stephen and Teal Move to Ponyville
Mrs. Pepper: Who has more apples? Me, or Mr. Salt?
Applejack: Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!
- My Little Bat Guano
Applejack Look at all those assholes. Ripe and...
- The beginning, involving a battle between Applejack and the Teletubbies sun, culminating in "MY EYES!".
Flutterbat: Juicy...and sweet...(beginning of "Sweet Dreams" starts playing)
Voice: We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stay tuned.
- STOP!...hammer time.
- The ENTIRE Pop the Pig sequence.
- The second commercial break, which is just the Littlest Pet Shop cast coming out of a bush and back in.
- How the author gets out of pooping the scene where the mane five turn Flutterbat back to normal.
Freakazoid!: Are we all clear? Okay, we're all clear. Alright, hit the red button.
Freakazoid: NO! NOT THAT BUTTON!
(scene plays in fast-foward)
- "The Pissed Off Angry Gamer has a Glucose Addiction"
- "Graphics by ATI? ATI my ATass!"
- "Spinge Binge: My Little Pizza", "Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar" and "Spinge Binge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon" is, without a doubt, the trilogy king of all raunchy SpongeBob YouTube Poops. Every one of these 2-6 minute videos is so stuffed with hilariously fucked-up jokes, that we don't even want to spoil anything with quotes.
- JonTron Watches "Mom" the hit PS1 Classic
Jon: Well, if you wanna say it like that, I mean, I guess that's how it's gonna be...
- JonTron playing a cassette tape, only for it to start showing him a scene from Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA with Danny Sexbang and Ross put in.
- When he ejects the tape immediately afterwards, it flies out of the player and smacks him across the face.
- "Okay, it's HoH SiS!" ("JoJ!")
- EEEEAAAAUUUUUAAAAHHHH. Pretty much anything involving the titular weird noise. Also Luigi:Mario: We gotta save the princess!
Luigi: And, youuuuuuuuu...
- What is Spaghetti?
King Harkinian: All true warriors strive for cum.
Gwonam: It is written: Only Link can strive for cum.
Link: Great, I'll give head!
Mario: We gotta [bleep] Bowser!
- "Zelda, [bleep] you."
Luigi: And you gotta [bleep] spaghetti!
Mario: If you need instructions on how to [bleep] Bowser, check out my seven Koopa hotels.
Luigi: And [bleep] spaghetti!
Luigi: [Bleep] you and [bleep] spagheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetti!
- The CD-i characters singing Haddaway's "What Is Love".
- Racial Toon Wreaks Havoc
Bosko: I gotta pee....right there.
- Bosko doing a 1929-style "firin' mah lazah" face.
- Bosko being redrawn as Sonic the Hedgehog.
- When the animator asks Bosko if he can make the audience laugh.
Animator: There you are. (begins drawing a toilet)
(cut to a card reading "Soon, his waste is disposed!")
- Jeopardy! Season 92 premiere
Alex: (reading clue) "This Oscar winner." Alison?
- "And these are the categories to start off the new season: 'Grrrrrrrrrr'" (dialog box comes up reading "Alex Trebek has stopped responding. Windows can try to restart the program" with the options "This joke is old" and "Debug the program".)
Alison: Who is Hutton?
Alex: No. Diane or Vamsi?
(beep beep beep)
Alex: Who is Timothy Hutton?
- On the next turn, Alison hitting a Daily Double, whose clue reads just "This Oscar-Winning daughter."
- "On a clear day, I live in my donut, man."
- When the category "September" is revealed in Double Jeopardy!, audio is dubbed in from this notorious Family Feud clip.
- "I'll get you, my pretty, and cry havoc, and just one dog."
- The Jaws music playing when the inflatable shark appears behind Alex.
- Even years after its popularity has faded, "The Balls Are Inert" is still a piece of comic genius.
- [YTP] Johnnies In A Cage (MK11)Captions: *big fat Elder God wheeze*
Shinnok: You... you should fuck me, Raiden! Our orgy changed your cock... for the better! Fuck me!
(Dark Raiden eletricutes Shinnok)
Dark Raiden: Shut the fuck up, Shinnok! I will fuck our enemies' ass! Not you!
Shinnok: Fuck me!
Dark Raiden: There are fates worse than dick! *forms a (censored) Gag Penis made of lightning*
(The words CENSORED appear on a black screen)
Captions: *ambiguously sexual gurgling*
(cut to Shinnok with his body missing)
Dark Raiden: I will deliver you to Liu Kang and your Neatherrealm bitches. You will serve as warning... and an emblem of my dick's wrath!
(Dark Raiden teleports to an unknown location)
Kronika: This is retarded. Sis.
Sonya Blade: Recently, commander Jackson Briggs' cock discharged cum in my pussy.
- Something is wrong with the present day version of Sonya. Her interductory scene has her casually confess to having sex with Jax, right in front of her squad, ex-husband (whom she was still dating with), and daughter
(zooms into Johnny Cage's face)
Captions: [betrayal intensifies]
Text: jax why
Sonya Blade: We honor Jackie's father by doing what he would do: tirelessly masturbate.
Cassie Cage: That burn victim's Kabal? Wasn't he Kano's bitch boy back in the day?
- Cassie stating that Raiden is a virgin, despite him having an orgy with Shinnok and a threesome with Sonya and Johnny.
- Dark Raiden's Pre Ass Kicking One Liner: "Suck my dick, you Neatherrealm motherfuckers!" One of the comments notes that, if it were the 11th game in which they'd face the same damn problem, they'd be pissed too.
- Even before marring Johhny Cage, Sonya has been a sexual deviant, banging Kabal back when he was still a criminal. Also, Kabal gets no respect.
Sonya Blade: I sucked his cock. Don't let the scars fool you...
Cassie Cage: (gives a very long "The Reason You Suck" Speech in a Freeze-Frame Bonus, the final sentence saying that she hopes Sonya dies in a pile of rubble)
Sonya Blade: He's fat.
Kabal: (to Sonya, in a distorted voice) That's just hurtful, Cage. (normal voice) You're dead, motherfucker!
Cassie Cage: No, You!
(screen shows a tier list, where Kabal is listed as "Kano's bitch boy" and Cassie is listed as "Juiciest pussy in Earthrealm")
Kabal: That's just hurtful, Cage!
(cue Kabal being on the receiving end of Cassie Cage's No-Holds-Barred Beatdown)
Sonya Blade: Need ten minutes, nigga.
- Sonya is racist.
Captions: need ten minutes, ni🅱️🅱️a
(camera zooms into Jacqui's face)
Captions: [justified offence]
Text: your mom fucking sucks
Sonya Blade: Cass... I'm naked.
- Sonya's final moments. They are not as dignified as in canon.
Captions: *literally cums*
Cassie Cage: What the fuck?!
Sonya Blade: I love you, Cass...
Captions: *big cough* *cums again*
Sonya Blade: Suck you're dad's dick for me.
Cassie Cage: Fuck! You! Mom!
Kronika: Suck my paynis, nigga.
- "Fortunately, your mother died." "You did not just say that."
- Kronika meets Revenant Kitana and Revenant Liu Kang, making some very strange first impressions in the process.
Captions: succ my paynis, ni🅱️🅱️a
Kronika: (...) But my ass has been irreversibly tainted by Raiden's semen. I intend to wind time back to it's beginning...and make Raiden retarded.
Captions: *evil plan stirs in the air, musical sting*
Kotal Kahn: For years, you escaped my sus (the word 'sus' comes out of Kotal's mouth). Sucked dry the dick of Outworld's people. Today... you suck my dick!
- Kotal punishes Kollecter for his crimes.
Kollecter: Give cock!
Kotal Kahn: I do not inflict cock upon the poor. Lol. J.K.!
Captions: *unzips his Kotal Kawk*
(the crowd cheers)
Kotal Kahn: Raiden? Shao Kawk?
- Shao Kahn gets enraged when Kotal Kahn uses Shao's alternative title. Also, Shao Kahn isn't the fighter he is in canon.
Shao Kahn: General Kotal?
Kotal Kahn: Kotal Kock.
Shao Kahn: Kock? Pathetic fool! My cock is huge!
(Kotal Kahn and Shao Kahn clash weapons, and Kotal chops into Shao's shoulder. They clash again, and Kotal chops into Shao's shoulder again. They clash twice, and Kotal chops into Shao's shoulder yet again)
Shao Kahn: Fuck you!
Captions: *attacks with more ferocity*
(Kotal still manages to chops into Shao's shoulder, causing the screen to turn red)
Shao Kahn: I suck!
Sonya Blade: What?
- "I've been in the future for a whole hour, and I haven't fucked one ass. Not one!"
- Cassie drops the bomb on the past version of Sonya.
Cassie Cage: How do I say this... You are a whore.
Sonya Blade: You bitch!
Cassie Cage: You fuck(ed) Uncle J. and Kabal!
Sonya Blade: (gives an Oh, Crap! face and sits down) Sus.
Liu Kang: (while looking at the image with a visible erection) Suck my cock.
- "Cass, you need to see this ass!"
Cetrion: Raiden, you are gay.
- Cetrion, the Goddess of Virtue, has no respect for Raiden. note (Mortal Kombat 11 Spoilers!)
Raiden: Elder Gods! Fuck you!
Hanzo Hasashi: Your cock is failing, Sub-Zero.
- Hanzo Hasashi (Present!Scorpion) and Sub-Zero are allies, but they're not friends.
Sub-Zero: I fucked your mum, Hanzo.(cue Frost being on the receiving end of Sub-Zero's No-Holds-Barred Beatdown)
Text: (while Sub-Zero slices Frost with a saw) dear fucking god help me
(Sub-Zero hits Frost three more times, and Frost collapses)
Sub-Zero: Cease your faggotry, Frost.
(Noob Saibot rises from a portal)
- Noob Saibot's appearance. It comes out of nowhere, ends abruptly, and the video moves on to the next scene as if nothing happened. Also, unlike Present!Sonya and Kronika, Noob Saibot plays the N-Word Privileges trope somewhat straight, as his skin is jet black.
Noob Saibot: You! Bitch! Niggaz!
Sub-Zero: Fuck you!
- "We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to wank in her snatch."
- The Michael Rosen Wank.
- Michael getting blown by his grandmother.
- Babyshitter 2, The Revenge of Mikhael Rosenburg:
- "When I get an erection with my fat cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodall's snatch!"
- "Once, a boy called Adolf came to school, he had a moustache, and said 'I HATE JEWS!' ...Blimey."
- Michael watching the first Babyshitter and killing himself. Only to come back and declare that he can't be killed because he's Michael Rosen.
- Mum's on the Floor, Dead. Every single moment of it.
- Serious About Sausage
- Michael Rosen singing Friday and Baby.
- "We'll, I'm very serious about sausage. I'm not quite sure where they came from, but the first sausage was a snowman."
- "I read in a book that Harrybo's mom slept with everybody in Islington. Male, female... Harrybo'd hear us saying this and he'd go, look, this isn't fair."
- "George said sometimes my dad watches Harrybo's mom strip on the telly. Then I said, what does your mother say about that?. And George didn't say anything. Clarence said his mom is probably about 120 years old."
- Michael and his Brother Take a Walk on Stabby Downs:
- Michael getting upset at the electronic music (The Prodigy's "Omen") in the opening. The author then shows him lounging to "The Fragrance of Dark Coffee" instead.
- "The Lemonade Boy Rap. You may think I'm horny, you may think I'm alright, you may think I'm the fastest in the land!, you may think I'M TALKING, but hang on to your grandad and listen right here, I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your village."
- Michael prank calling Bryan Mills.
- Jack Black Shows Us His Cocktagon: The "Tribute" music video being edited to be about Jack Black's Sesame Street appearance.
- Let's just say that his Thomas the Tank Engine poops will leave you in stitches.
- Pursee & the Faulty Facelifts, as the Fat Controller introduces Daisy to Percy and Toby.The Fat Controller: This is Daisy, the evil railcar.
Daisy: Screw you, you smelly bastard!
The Fat Controller: Fine! This is Daisy, the lazy railcar.
Daisy: That's better! (beat) Hey!
Percy: Ha, ha, ha!
Toby (thinking): Holy crap, that Daisy is hot!
Daisy (with a distorted face): Nyey!
- The dance scene set to "You Can't Touch This" is nothing short of hilarious.
- "This is dreadful!"
- Tomuss & The Bloody Confusing Day
- "Hello, Thomas!" said Thomas. "This is Trevor, a traction engine." "A WHAT engine?!" Trevor asked. "A traction engine," explained Thomas. "You run on roads instead of rails." "WHAT?!" Trevor was still puzzled.
- Sir Topham Hatt dancing to "Highway to the Danger Zone"
- "Donald and Douglas are twins!" (Both make O Faces) The twins were surprised.
- Percy randomly jumping off the tracks at The Fat Controller's orders, leaving the latter momentarily confused. Percy later lands on Henry in an unrelated scene.
- "You see what I mean, my dear Edward?" "Poop!" (Gordon makes an O Face)
- Tumass Clones Go Bonkers!
- "Thomas is a Thomas engine who lives at a big station on the Island of Thomas. He's a cheeky little engine with six small Wills, short stump-short stump-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sh-h-h-h-ho-o-ort-t-t stu-u-u-u-mp... —ort stumps and a stumpy cock."
- "Thomas thought he was being clever, but he was really retarded. He soon found his mistake. He tried to fart, but he couldn't. He just kept barrel rolling along."
- The ending.
- Purcy Discovers Something Retarded: James tries to explain why he hasn't got up yet.James: The fat tosser sent me a message in a bottle this morning! (Yeah.)
Stationmaster: He did not! HE DID NOT!
James: Oh! (Suddenly realising Percy had set him up) OH! Where's Percy?!
(Cut to Percy annoying Gordon)
Trucks: Paying Percy out! Percy paying out! Percy is a trout!
- The trucks aren't good at passing the word:
The Fat Controller: OH! You fail!
- The ending. Percy goes through a sign that says "Percy, you must go "WHEESH!" and crash." He does just that and comes crashing into the brakevan. The Fat Controller's reaction is priceless:
- Thomis, Terinse, & The Baking Powder
Terrence: Hello! ('said the tractor') I'm a tractor!
- This exchange between Thomas and Terrence the Tractor early in the video:
Thomas: I'm Thomas, I'm a Thomas. What ugly eyes you've got!
Terrence: (Eyes are now inflated) They're not ugly!
Thomas: PUH! You look like an anime faggot!
Terrence: (In Gratuitous Japanese) DON'T DISRESPECT THE ANIME FANBASE...OTHERWISE I'LL BURY YOU IN SNOW YOU POOPYHEAD!
Terrence: Hello! I'm a Terrence! ('said Terrence')
Thomas: P-P-P-P-P-P-PUH! WHEEEEEEEESH!
Terrence: What in the fu-!
- The snowplow scene
- Oh, My Guard!Narrator: The Stationmaster was about to do his children.
Trevor: That's disgusting!
- Henrique Suffers Dreadfully and No One Cares:
- "All kinds of ships use the Hah-bor station by the sea. There are ass ships, caac ships, ship ships, and cocaine shipping also happens here. Some of it goes to shops in the town, and the rest of it goes to the Fat Controller and Thomas.
- "All right! All right!" (the clip moves off the right side of the screen)
- "They couldn't know that the points from the mainline to the siding were badly twisted, and the home signal should have been set to: 'Oh guard, we are about to crash!!'"
- The fact that Thomas is somehow inside a brake van along with the Fat Controller, the driver and fireman, and "a very lovely bastard".
- Mario & Luigi's Quest For Cupcakes: the King sends the Mario Bros. to Ponyville to get cupcakes, and they run into the ponies and hijinks occur.Mario(To Twilight Sparkle): By the way, your hair reminds me of Stocking.
(Picture of Stocking appears as Twilight looks confused)
Twilight Sparkle: I don't get it.
- Ultimate Dinner Blaster Over 9000, the debut of HarCATSian.
- The sequel, Ultimate Dinner Blaster 2000 BC Version 4.0 BETA BITCH.
- OOPS, MY SYSTEM CRASHED, BUT I HAD SUPER-WHY ANTI-VIRUS:
"Oops, my system crashed. I lost my DATA.
- For some reason, (almost) every instance of the word "data" is cranked up to Sensory Abuse levels.
- The video itself blue-screens on the viewer. Twice.
- "Protegent is not enough! You need Protegent!"
- OOPS, MY UNIVERSE CRASHED, SUPER WHY CAN'T SAVE US NOW, the sequel to the above video:Mustache Man: I lost my data! But I had an anti-virus!
Proto: "Anti-virus is enough!"Mustache Man: "But I lost my data!"
Proto: "You need Protegent, world's only anti-virus with data-virus software!"
(mustached man face-palms)
Proto: Protegent is a virus! (leaves the man to stare at his still broken computer, only to return a moment later) You need Protegent!
Mustache Man: But I thought Protegent was a virus!
Proto: You need Protegent!
(Proto jumps into the man's computer. A moment later, the computer displays a bunch of pop-up videos and hundreds of error messages as the man watches in shock before the system inevitably crashes.)
Mustache Man: Oops, my system crashed!
Proto: Protegent is not enough! You need anti-virus!
Mustache Man: (face-palms again.) You need to die.
- The recursive computer crashes.
- The man continues to have constant trouble with his computer with Proto failing to help in any way. Finally, at the end, Proto decides to just call in a tatical nuke to kill them both. The man's final thoughts before being blasted into oblivion? He only then discovers that Proto's appearance is a rip-off of Wyatt from Super Why!.
- Captain Hook Can't Have His Me Time
Smee: Oh, dear, dear, dear, Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the balls. It ain't good form, you know.
- "Oh, a little porn might be in order..."
- Hook shooting a member of his crew for singing "Never Gonna Give You Up".
Hook: Good form, Mr. Smee? I'VE GOT A BOMB IN ME PANTS!
- The Crocodile turning toward Peter and Wendy to hypnotize them.
Law of Cinema
- [YTP] Daredevil is a Jerk
- The entire "Matt Murdock meets Jessica Jones" scene.Matt: (Entering interrogation room containing Jessica Jones and Misty Knight) Jessica Jones. Hi, this is over.
Jessica: Who the hell are-
Matt: Stop talking. My name is Matthew Murdock. I'm Daredevil.
Jessica: Are you a public defender?
Matt: Uh, no.
Jessica: Then what are you doing here?
Matt: SHUT UP! I'm a Catholic. I have a soft spot for hopeless causes.
[A Rimshot plays as Matt chuckles...]
Matt: Uh, Ms. Jones, may I ask how long you've been a PI?
[Cue a very long beat as Matt fails to break the ice by grinning repeatedly. Which leads into this...]
Matt: Listen to me very closely. I can break you without breaking a single law. You screw with me now, just a little bit... well, that's not gonna help anyone. (Burps)
[Cue another beat that is just as long as the previous one.]
Matt: Great! Then I guess you're free to go.
- When Jessica attempts to take photos of Matt traversing an empty street like an acrobat, black-suit Spider-Man suddenly comes out of nowhere and uses a web to break her camera.
- Luke Cage vs Danny Rand / Iron Fist, containing sound effects from Street Fighter that culminate in Danny delivering a Shoryuken to Luke, winning in the process.
- Luke's and Danny's conversation. All of it.Danny: He punched-
Luke: You punched first.
Danny: I'm the immortal Iron Fist.
Luke: What's the deal with that fist?
Danny: I'm the immortal Iron Fist.
Luke: You what?
Luke: You could fight?
Danny: I'm the immortal Iron Fist.
Danny: There was a dragon.
Danny: She says you've done a lot for Harlem.
Luke: I just wanna help.
Danny: I'm the immortal Iron Fist. That's what led me to that warehouse.
Luke: You were gonna beat that kid within an inch of his life.
Danny: (Scoffs) Come on. I'm the immortal Iron Fist.
Luke: That kid's got nothing to do with all that.
Danny: Of course he does.
Luke: I'm not some billionaire white boy who slams a black boy into a white boy-
Danny: HEY! You know nothing!
Luke: If I were in your shoes, I'd think twice about using that thing on dragons who're just trying to feed their skinny white kid. Good luck!
- Midland Circle's front sign is replaced by Costco's.
- At Royal Dragon, Danny is about to boast about his "Iron Fist" status, before Luke stops him.Danny: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Luke: Calm down.
Danny: You calm down.
[Cue a crowd of black people exaggeratedly cheering for this lame comeback.]
- Danny's attempt to attack Elektra fails, as he is slammed into a puddle. In response, the "Wasted" sound effect is used.
- When Danny announces that he is the Iron Fist for the umpteenth time, what does Matt respond with? "Yeah. No shit."
- The entire "Matt Murdock meets Jessica Jones" scene.
- [YTP] Danny Rand is the Immortal Iron Fist (the hunt for steak)
"We're running out of time! They're hunting our steak. They want me on their sidelines because I'm the only one who-" (Matt decides to punch him)
- Jake Paul's "It's Everyday Bro" is depicted as a song that gives Danny nightmares, as evidenced by his agonized screams.
- When Danny ends up accidentally confessing to Alexandra that he killed Luke's parents, Luke comes bursting in through a wall with tranquil fury. Danny can only try to take back what he said as Luke hoists him up and punches him straight in the face.
- Matt ends up perfectly playing "The Avengers" and "Duel of the Fates" on the piano. Do keep in mind that he is blind. However, Iron Man decides to drop by, but accidentally falls through the roof and onto the piano.
- Danny sums up this video best:
"This war over steak... it isn't over." (Cue him being taken way and screaming, while strapped to a restrait chair)
- Matt ends up shoving Danny onto the ground thrice, with Danny rolling over every time. And after a few blows delivered, Matt pushes him AGAIN, this time, to the right.
- Murakami's hilarious subtitles. Such as one where he claims to have "brought a bottle of unpasteurized urine from the legendary 5-legged goat".
- Danny's failed Badass Boast to the Hand's Five Fingers.
- [YTP] Luke Cage is Salty
Matt: Hey. Mind if I tell you something?
- Madame Gao, Jessica and Luke end up pushing a pile of bricks towards each other, escalating to the point where Madame Gao pushes them with her chi, so hard that Midland Circle explodes and crumbles.
- Matt's talk with Aaron James, a paraplegic. It goes as well as you'd expect, due to Matt's difficult nature.
Matt: It's only gonna get harder, Aaron. You realize you're only at mile one of the marathon, right?
Aaron: I just want my life back.
Matt: They can't give you that. Doctors are gonna tell you to stay positive. Your family's gonna tell you not to feel sorry for yourself. Your therapist is gonna tell you maybe you'll walk again. But you won't. I don't regret slapping your face. Do you understand?
[Aaron nods. Daredevil puts a hand on Aaron's shoulder for comfort.]
Matt: Hey. Listen. No one can give you your life back, Aaron.
- Danny's encounted with Alexandra in Midland Circle is dubbed with the "I am the Senate" scene from Revenge of the Sith.
- The Star Wars references return again, when Matt somehow uses the Force on an armed store owner.
- "It's not mystic stuff." How did this single line cause the whole scene to suddenly devolve into a Disney Acid Sequence?
- [YTP] Jessica Jones is a Failure - The Finale
Jessica: (While holding hand out for Danny) Let's go, Ironclad.
- Jessica receiving calls from Jack Reacher, Bryan Mills, John Wick (Although he doesn't say anything), and General Hux.
- Luke tries to perform a Three-Point Landing, but falls over.
- What is Danny repeatedly saying as he's repeatedly punching Murakami? "I'm the immortal Iron Fist." And then this happens afterwards:
Danny: (Loudly grabs Jessica's hand and hoists himself up) It's Iron Fist.
Jessica: I know.
[Cue Danny losing it and punching Jessica with the Iron Fist so hard she ends up rolling away...]
Danny: It's Iron Fist.
- Luke orders Danny to light up his Fist against the Hand... and Danny does that, with his fist tripping colors instead of the typical yellow. Madame Gao tries to use her chi to counter Danny's punch, and the result is an Earth-Shattering Kaboom. Luckily, Doctor Strange uses the Time Stone to Set Right What Once Went Wrong. What happens instead? Luke can be heard telling Danny to calm down, which allows Danny to use the yellow Fist again.
- When Danny's Iron Fist dies out, the Pac-Man death sound effect is used.
- Jessica, Danny and Luke abandon Matt at Midland Circle, due to the amount of shit he has put the three through.
- As police surround Jessica, Luke, Danny, Colleen, Misty and Claire, armed police surround the group, outside Midland Circle. But when they notice Danny, the police respond with this:
Elektra: We're together. (Chuckles) Something I've wanted since I first laid eyes on you. We can-
- During Matt's and Elektra's final battle:
Matt: SHUT UP! (Matt punches Elektra)
- Billy Mays' Sexcapades
- "Has this ever happened to you? You had to leave town suddenly. Just got in the car and drove far from home. And you're scoring with a 350-pound whore live on TV "
- "Carla takes it right in the ass. Shit's so cash!"
- "What do you do when you're away at school and can't jack off to your favorite whores on TV? Billy Mays here for P-E-N-I-S360.com! It's the live sex you want, wherever you are! When term papers are sucking, see who's fucking!"
- "You can turn Billy Mays on with the flick of a switch. Wiwiwiwiwiwiwi. WITH THE FLICK OF A SWITCH."
- (high chipmunk voice) "IT HAS THE STRENGTH, TO TAKE TARNISH OFF THIS GIANT, MEDIEVAL SWORD! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF—" (normal voice) "Billy Mays' balls."
- "This is Billy Mays, and I'm pulling around to stick it in your pooper!"
- (Content censored. For full uncensored video please visit PENIS360.com) "Take a look at this cock, it's a doozy! Get on the bed! OhOhOhOh CumCumCum"
- "Woah, that was an experience. Where's my blowjob? What is this I don't even!"
- "Greasy Potatoes"
Billy Mays: Everyone loves cupcakes.
- "Wow, all this furniture attracts moms like a fuckin' magnet!"
- "Orange Glo easily removes grease and grime from grease and grime. It's even tough enough to break down grease and grime from stickers without damaging the grease and grime. And with a fresh orange scent, you'll be grease and grime."
- Billy Mays' hand slamming down a "sold" sticker on the oven in the greasy spoon diner.
- "Why am I smashing my hand with this hammer? To show you the amazing protection you get from smashing my hand with this hammer. And this hammer is smashing my hand."
- "Are you tired of shitting french fries like I do? Watch this. Insert $100 into the back of Billy Mays' asshole, then simply watch as Billy Mays shits mountains of french fries in seconds."
- "You can chop your kids to make thick chunky salsa, salad, tacos, vegetable trays, coffee, chicken salad, ham salad, Cupcakes, ice cream, and your hands never touch the blood."
Apple Bloom: Not the cupcakes! Trust me.
Billy Mays: Eat the damn cupcakes right now, or I'll eliminate Equestria! (Pinkamena appears behind him)
- "HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO SHARE WITH YOU WHY LEGENDARYSAGE IS FAILING TO MAKE VIDEOS"
- "Just watch as I totally demolish the head of this asshole!" (uses a sander to destroy Vince Offer's head)
- "Does your toilet have ring around the ring around the RING AROUND THE RING AROUND THE RING AROUND THE"
- "Hi, sir Billy Mays here for the Big City Sword! Look at this: 80,000 Attack, 350 Strength, 360 Health, 160 Magic!"
- "Jacuzzi bazooka!"
- "LegendarySage is a supercharged asshole who'll take forever to make shit because Runes of Magic has taken over LegendarySage's life. That's right. So get on runesofmagic.com today, and join the craze with me, LegendarySage, or I'll take a Big City shit in your hard drive!"
- "Phil Swift here for Flex Seal, the easy way to coat and seal—" (gets impaled by a Big City Sword) "That's the power and protection of the Big City Sword!"
- Billy Mays Hits Puberty While Cooking Calcium, Lime, and Rust Burgers
- "With the Slider Station, just scoop, press, and cook right on your toilet!"
- "Topped with pickles, onions, ketchup, or cheese, Big City Sliders have harsh fumes!"
- "The triple-sided chicken-stick surface is so slick, not even buuuuurrrrnnt oooooon chheeeeeeeeese will stick!"
- "Make healthy calcium, lime, and rust burgers with ease, and join the craze with me, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!"
- Billy Mays Raves With the Best Product He Has Ever Pulled Out of the Infinite Void in His Ass
- "Hi, bitches! Billy Mays here. Does your toilet have hard cum stains or a ring of shit that keeps coming back? Now you can throw away your toilet and never shit in your toilet again! Introducing toilet paper! Just wipe your ass! Maybe it's that easy."
- "I know what you're thinking: Billy Mays is high on crack."
- "Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you, the best product I have ever pulled out of my ass. Big City Grater is not an ordinary grater, but a superpowered grater that can grate anything. Watch this: grate laundry with ease. There's no wrong way to use it! Pass it around the toilet and grate as you shit."
- Billy Mays dancing to "Sandstorm"
- "Call right now, and I'll triple the offer, and send you agonizing discomfort!"
- [four Billy Mays videos at once] "But call right now..." "...and I'll shit in your washer, while it cleans over 5 loads. Laundry just got shittier."
- "Watch this." (fails to get car door open) "Screw my car!"
- "Using a turnip and driving isn't safe, and in some states, it's even a seagull."
- "I love Fluttershy, don't you?"
- The end cameo from Radicalfaith360.
- Radicalfaith360 moves out and shit
- "So some of you are probably wondering, where the hell have I had sex? Well, I have sex on a prison bunker. I think it'll be best if I really just really just pump it out in this room." "Are you shittin' me?"
- "That was probably the longest dick I've had between videos." (censor bar appears)
- "I've actually secured uh, or am closing a deal on a Nazi concentration camp."
- "It's been a long time since I had a shit. So other than when I got together with cs188 and shit on cs188 and "
- "Radicalfaith360 here for Concentration!"
- Billy Mays starts a sex hotline (Sexcapades II)
- Uh ohho hU Uh ohho hU Uh oh! That'll leave a mark! And another! And another!" [cue picture of Marc Summers]
- "Hi, Billy Mays here! If dicks in your car drive you crazy, don't get frustrated! Get a blowjob!"
- "Sucking that hardon is as easy as 1-2-3! You just push—" (NOPE)
- "Finally, sex you can actually afford!"
- "This bitch is fucking cray-cray."
- "And I'm not talking about some whore from Motel 6, I'm talking about real bitches with big titties, wet vaginas, or both. Flubber boat."
- "Billy Mays attracts bitches like Tyler Perry and chicken attracts black people!"
- "The longer you let it set, the sexier it is."
- "But I'm not done yet! Call Sundays, and you'll receive our amazing double penetration! Moms are gonna love two dicks on a busy school morning!"
- "And I still never got a blowjob!"
- Billy Mays Gets Pissed and Uses His Arsenal of Products to Pound Every Car and Truck Made
- "Fuck your car!" (pound)
- "With Mighty Putty, you just pound like dough. Simply knead to activate, apply and pound your car."
- Butt Mash's Adventure into Madness
- C4 juice box.
- "I have something for you..." "It's your father's butt!" (AHHHHHH) Have fuuf!"
- "CHOO! CHOO! CHOO! CHOO!"
- "I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy-" *BOOM*
- "This Dickbutt is getting ridiculous."
- "I love morning wood."
- "It even covers those annoying Knicks"
- "And in just two minutes, you'll have five mouthwatering slides!" ("Slide, just slide...")
- "They're not only soft, but they're 32 ounce bottle ninnnnnnnneteeen ninety niiiiiiiine. No more shine, and no more fresh orange scent. Samus. Samus."
- JUST SLIDE JUST SLIDE JUST SLIDE
- Billy Mays Gets Road Rage While Advertising a Non-Working Radio Broadcaster
- "Instead of hearing the other person, you hear music!"
- "In my car, the Jupiter Jack sucks. I need to shit." PFFFFFHHHHHT "Using a cell phone and shitting isn't safe. And in some states it's even illegal."
- "I don't feel safer because I have to hold my cell phone while I drive." "It doesn't matter. Driving is illegal."
- "But I'm still not done." (beat) "I'm done."
- Billy Mays discovers dickburgers
Jack Black: (walking down the street) Oh man!
- The intro:
- "Billy Mays here for Billy Mays' Titty Delicious Ass Burgers! Squishin' and squishin' and squishin' and SQUISHIN' and SQUISHIN'"
- "So slick. Just poop cheese, and watch your family attack your family!"
- "You don't need a cabinet full of cabinets. You need a cabinet full of Negroes."
- "With Billy Mays, you'll finally be saying: 'I can cook delicious, mouth-watering dickburgers with two thumbs up my ass!'"
- "Putty. Putty. Putty. Putty. Apply and support up to — NOTHING"
- "Work at work? That's much better than Men at Work." ("Down Under" plays on the guy's computer, then suddenly front-reverses over and over) "That's much better than pork at work."
- "Ba-con-egg-and-cheese. Ba-con-egg-and-cheese."
- Billy Mays goes for a peaceful morning drive
Anthony Sullivan: Hi, Anthony Sullivan here.
- "Previously on Billy Mays!"
- (types "HI BILLY MAYS HERE, LOOKING FOR SEXY PORN" into Google) "Alright ... what? You shittin' me? There's no kinky videos! What do you do when you get blue balls, and you can't watch your favorite porn on the internet?"
- This exchange
Billy Mays: Anthony, why are you using a cellphone and driving?
Anthony Sullivan: My Snake extends to over three feet!
Billy Mays: anthon plz.
Billy Mays: Hey, asshole! You don't say no to Billy Mays!
- "Stop waiting for expensive—" (crash) "Uh oh, that'll leave a Mark!"
- Carla refuses to have sex with Billy, despite his rather explicit demands:
Billy Mays: That's it. I'm pulling around to kill you!
- (Cue Saints Row machinima)
- "Rub Anthony Sullivan's hot dog in the caroracoolkoracoolk"
- "Just toss and go take a shit in the dishwasher! But —plugs! But —plugs!"
- "Use it for reaching up high, or for picking up down high, or for getting high."
- "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash*
Le Père Doriot
- La décadence de la restauration françaiseSeptime: Don't forget that you're in the shit. And that beyond this door is the exit. And through this door we will leave. We must leave. And we will leave. Let's go, open up.
-walks into door-
Who did that?
- LOL ou la cuisseTricatel: Because Duchemin doesn't exist!
Duchemin: It's true!
Tricatel: Holy fuck! Duchemin exists!
- One Winter EveningThe boys thought it fun to stone Henry until he was dead.
Fireman: Call the police!
"No," said Henry's driver. "We're not tattletales." So they went home, leaving Henry. "Goodbye, Henry." Next morning, some birds tore out Henry's liver.
- The Soothing Sound of a Self-Loathing Luffa:
- I have a confession to make... (sucks SpongeBob's nose)
- Patrick being a Muslim.
- Mr. Krabs spouting a stream of nonsense at SpongeBob while the Lavender Town theme plays.
- °°°°° soliloquy for subterranean (ᵇᵒᵇ) °°°°°
SpongeBob: OH MY GOD!
- Mr. Krabs lands on top of Squidward. Unfortunately, Reality Ensues as Squidward ends up wearing a full-body cast.
- SpongeBob burning his hand on the grill.
- At the end, a narrator apologizes for how bad the poop was and decides to literally undo any damage by playing it backwards. And they do.
- The AssignmentSpongeBob: I am about to write the greatest fanfic of all time! (imagines an animated version of "Cupcakes")
- Dirty Dollar: "Hey Squidward, want me to castrate you?"
- Han Goes Crazy
- "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those memes! And bring me the passengers, I want them alaala!
- But I was going to the power station to convert some power converters!
- Han introduces himself as San Holo.
- The Incredibly Mundane Life of Pac-man: 36 seconds of pure win.
- FUCK THIS, SHUT UP!
- Nothing can touch me- *gets electrocuted*
- The masterpiece of sentence mixing that is "Ice Ice Brimley":Wilford Brimley: I've got fifteen or twenty problems, but a bitch is not one.
- Greg Calls the PolicePearl: Steven, I know that Garnet is very upset with you, but I'm going to prove to her that I'm straight.
Greg drives back to the motel listening to Every Breath You Take
Greg: Hey, Shtoo-ball, I brought The Police.
- The Actual Republican Debate
- "Candidates, I will try to make sure each of you of you will get your fair share of questions. But Senator Paul will get no questions."
- "As the candidates requested, Mr. Trump will be singled out for criticism."
- Senator Paul constantly trying to say something reasonable, only to get told to wait until he's called on.
- "Americans are clearly more afraid of you than any time since 9/11-" "You feckless weakling!" *applause*
- "Get ready for more unrest, and more murder, and more violence! Millions running around the world for their lives..."
- Fiorina going on a tangent about when smartphones were invented after being asked about talking to Putin.
- "9/11 was invented in 2001, roughly."
- "Margaret Thatcher once said if you want something talked about, ask Obama. If you want something done, 9/11" *applause*
- The Actual Democratic Debate
- Everyone rising for the Soviet Union's national anthem.
- "Each candidate will get one minute to answer questions, except Senator Clinton will get two minutes to answer questions, and Senator Webb will get one second"
- "After 15 years of executive experience, I have not learned how to be an effective leader. I learned how to be a magician."
- Webb getting shot down every time he wants to say anything.
- Clinton talking about how she wants to stack the deck.
- Trump Bullies Jeb For The Last Time
Bush: I gotta respond to this!
- George Washington wrote that "The truth will ultimately die where there is pains taken to help voters make up their minds."
- "Mr. Trump, you get 30 seconds to tell Governor Bush "You're wrong", and Governor Bush, you don't get to respond."
Moderator: Well, you don't get to respond.
Bush: Or you could ask me two questions, so I get two minutes instead of one-
Moderator: Please stop talking.
- "What we wanna win, when we wanna win, and how hard do we wanna win?"
- "Let's just talk about donuts right now, let's sell that, and the Republican Party will be stronger as a result." *Trump nods in agreement"
- "In the spirit of saying something that might be politically incorrect, tell the voters something that might be politically incorrect."
- "You know, to bomb children coming out of refineries is acceptable, chaos is acceptable, dictators, acceptable..."
- Trump is God: The whole damn video.
- Mitt Romney Exposes Trump as Mexican Goat Terrorist
- "I'm Mitt Romney and I'm the real Mitt Romney, all the other Mitt Romney's are just masturbating."
- "I'm, uh... I'm not here to announce my candidacy for office." *loud applause*
- "What ever happened to predictability? How about Trump University? And then there's Trump Magazine, and Trump Klan Babies, and Trump Nuclear Mexican Goats, and Trump Menstrual Cycles Suckers. A business genius he is not."
- "If Donald Trumps plans were ever implemented, that means that I'd commit suicide." *loud applause* "Wait wait wait!"
- John Adams wrote this: "Remember, 'The Donald' is a phony cum sucker." - John Adams, 1787
- "There was never a donald... yet, that did not want to grow goat terrorists." That's John Adams. Think about that.
- Daenerys is Crazy
- Daenerys is here to "destroy your cities, burn your homes, murder you and orphan your children." Later, "I offer you a choice. Bend the knee, and die. Or refuse, and die."
- "BURN THE MALL!"
- The scene where Sam talks to the Archmaesters about the imminent threat posed by the White Walkers plays out much the same in the actual show, and after ignoring Sam, one of the Archmaesters turns to Ebrose and asks if Sam was the one whose father and brother were just burnt alive by Daenerys. Ebrose affirms this, adding that he doesn't have the heart to tell Sam yet. Unlike the show, Sam is still in the room when he says that.
- Better yet, when Ebrose looks over at the understandably crestfallen Sam, he and the Archmaesters immediately go back to small talk like nothing had happened.
- Attack on a Horrendous Boy
- Henry randomly ripping his younger brother's heart out and slamming it on a flag.
- DIVE! DIVE!
- "That was the gayest thing I've ever seen, yee-e-e-e."
- Some horrendous boy faps at ponies for a reason
- The Friends intro.
- "So, how many babies can I torture?"
- During that same scene, Henry's father runs over a woman, complete with blood on the front of their car.
- Henry reading a PlayBrony magazine, 'nuff said.
- The Ronald McDonald commercial.
- James The Mighty Moltres
- James shouting "Imma pop a cap in yo ass!"
- The "Mighty Moltres" Running Gag.
- James gasping to the tune of the Imperial March.
- The little animation of Lulu Nosebleeding in response to James in a swimsuit. It's as funny as it is adorable.
- The extended pause after James' Magikarp fails to pull him and Jessie and Meowth to safety. Then we get this gem:Jessie: Don't tell me this fish can't swim!
Meowth: Forget swim, it can barely swim!
- The Magikarp getting Sparta Kicked.
- James in his Moltres costume with the camera zooming in on his crotch.
- Bianca Has A Farting Problem
- Iris offering some spaghetti, only for Bianca to tell her it's SpaDinner, which is shit.Iris: I think "YOU MUST DIE!"
- Iris defying gravity.
- Chasing the Mincinno that stole Ash's badge.Ash: Can't you just hurry up and get my badge back?
Bianca: (Pulls out a Self-Destruct Button) Good as done. (Blows up the Mincinno)
- Emolga giving Bianca a rapid Goomba Stomp.
- Bianca's Xtransiever showing a Codec conversation about her.
- The rather unusual battle with Team Rocket.Cilan: Dwebble, use Exorcism!
(Dwebble crashes into the vehicle, with a "DIE!")
Cilan: Evolution time has begun!
Crustle: Nope! (Devolves back into Dwebble)
Cilan: That's Cock Wrecker! Use Cock Wrecker!
(Screen gets censored)
- Luvscats is not pleased by the jetpacks Team Rocket gained in Best Wishes.Luvscats: Are you kidding me? They exploded, and didn't even blast off?
Bianca: Unforgivable! (Lets out an explosive fart)
Team Rocket: We're blasting off again! (The Twinkle In The Sky is replaced with an explosion)
- Iris offering some spaghetti, only for Bianca to tell her it's SpaDinner, which is shit.
- Everybody Hates Iris
- The opening skitIris: Axew, catch! (Throws apple)
(Apple crashes into Axew's nose)
Iris: I'm sorry!
- Nurse Joy giving the characters afro wigs, to the tune of The Addams Family theme, the last notes done with a Sewaddle bouncing down and Axew screaming.Sewaddle: Suprise, motherfucker!
- The Running Gag of Iris' Faux Deaths.
- Iris' dialogue getting played backwards.Iris: See, if that hurt, I'll shoot ya.
- When Iris mentions having a secret.I. M. Meen: Hey, that's my line, you stupid little bitch!
Meen: I hate you! The world hates you! God hates your face, you miserable piece of shit!
Iris: I'm sorry!
- After Meen strikes Iris with a magic blast.
- The opening skit
- Return of the CD-I *TEASER*
- The King wondering where Link is, when Zelda reminds him that he killed him.The King: Well this is awkward.
- Gwonam arriving to warn that Ganon and his minions are coming to seize Hyrule:The King: Oh Shit we are all going to die!
Gwonam: Get a hold of yourself! It is written that only Link can defeat Ganon.
Zelda: But Link is dead.
- In response, The King has a massive freak out.
- The King wondering where Link is, when Zelda reminds him that he killed him.
- Big Mewoth, Little Samwich
Meowth: There you are, you naughty yummy ting, you.
- The Running Gag of Meowth saying "Samwich".
- Meowth bites his paw by mistake.Meowth: That ain't no tuna salad with tuna salad!
- Meowth thinking back on an unseen idea.
- Meowth searches for his misplaced 'samwich', and finds something else.
(Image of a Playboy parody with Pinkie Pie on the cover)
- Meowth chases his apparent run-away 'samwich' with the Benny Hill theme in the background.
- An Azumarril is not pleased by said chase leading to a picnic being ruined.Azumarril: You son of a bitch!
Meowth: (Dodging a water attack) Hey, that water is wet!
- The way a scene transition is done with just one word.Meowth: Teddiursa.
- The Really Dead Montage for Meowth's Samwich.
- Meowth's "Hey-yeh, clear the way!" being used for a Stupid Statement Dance Mix.
- Meowth gets his words muddled up when questioning the footprint.Meowth: How can a samwich make a samwich?
Meowth: How can ya make a footprint samwich?
- Meowth comes to a logical conclusion.Meowth: That makes sense, it wasn't the samwich that made the footprint, but the samwich. That makes sense! But I still gotta figure out how can a samwich make sense.
- The Kecleon and Azurill are Censored for Comedy.Meowth: Kecleon is (BLEEP)ing it!?
- At the end, Meowth still has one question left.Meowth: Hey, Kecleon, how can a samwich make sense?
- The Stinger is a montage of every time Meowth said Samwich in the actual episode. Followed by one last, "That makes sense!"
- Cedric the First
- Cedric singing that whenever things go wrong, things go wrong.
- NO SHIT.
- Cedric getting crushed by a giant Thwomp.
- Cedric is happy he will no longer have to take orders from the King of Fucking Fucks!
- Sofia meets Cedric:
- The recurring "No. Just... No" Reaction whenever the poop makes Cedric/Sophia jokes.
- The Ending. I. M. Meen confronts Cedric.
- And, fittingly enough, Cedric is I.M. Meen's biggest fan. Though I.M. Meen doesn't appreciate the sentiment.
- Cedric singing that whenever things go wrong, things go wrong.
- Well, You Made the Hole Bigger
- Brock saying "I've never seen anything!"
- James twerking.
- May having sex with Jessie.
- Michael Rosen Eats the Triforce
- "Very glad you can YTPMV, but what's that got to do with sandwiches? Precisely nothing!"
- "No breathing! *inhale* *Sonic the Hedgehog drowning music plays as Rosen drowns*
- "I was May on the 7th of Born, I remember very well that Awful Fawful. When I was 6, I ate a bag of waffles, when I was 7 I robbed my sister and when I was 8 I fell over and died."
- "Then, suddenly it appeared, on its own, right in front of me! The Triforce. *does Item Get! pose with the appropriate noise*
- The Stinger. Michael Rosen sentence mixed to The Legend of Zelda CD-i Games opening.
- Scrooge McCelery Declares War on Duckberg
- "So long, gay Bowser!"Scrooge: So... do children still like sus?
DaThings1: I know I do!
Scrooge: Do children still like salary?
Huey: You used to be a big de-de-de!
Scrooge: Beakleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! (head turns into a Pac-Man type thing and starts eating pellets)
Huey: You used to be a dig beal!
Scrooge: Beakl— BLAAAAAAAAAAH!
- "Smarties." (cue screen-filling pile of smarties from nowhere)I. M. Meen: Smarty!
- "Hit it 3 times to unleash Pichu."
- Also Genie is in the lamp.
- The entire cave sequence.
- The random mini YTPMV of the Moon theme from the DuckTales video game, made out of Glomgold's screaming.
- "I want Scrooge alive when I shove the Jewel of Atlantis up his ass! He think's he's soos!"
- "So long, gay Bowser!"