- Putt-Putt Fails His Geometry Final:
Putt-Putt: My name's Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt-Putt!Ms. Brachiosaurus: What?
- "Mr. Firebird is expecting!"
- When introducing himself:
- IT'Z UH STOHN, LOOEEGEE:Luigi: It's a football!
Mario: It's a stone—
Luigi: It's a foot—
Mario: —stone, Luigi. You didn't make it!
Mario: DIDN'T MAKE IT.
Luigi: It's a—
Mario: Stone! Stone! Stone! Stone! Stone! Stone!...
(Luigi simply stares at Mario unamused for several seconds in the meantime, before throwing the football at him, knocking him down.)
- Michael Rosen Has No Empathy:
- "Once my friend Harrybo came to school and died. So we didn't know what to say. Then I said, heh heh. Tough luck, Harrybo! Always knew you were a bit weak!"
- "Dave said, OH NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAHHH! OH THEY'RE BELOW MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! (silence) One down!"
- GADGET RAVE GO
- Billy Mays - The Anime Away BazookaBilly Mays: Just watch as I totally destroy two anime children! Watch this.
- "And because it's awesome, there's no shit to worry about!"
- Billy getting in an argument while ordering the bazooka, a rare instance of using your own voice in a YTP done right.
- Bob the Potato and Larry the Cute Guy tell a weird story (collab entry).
- Into the Fuck Truck, the adventures of the Hooley Dooley Fuck Brigade.
- "There's DANK MEMES stuck up in that tree!"
- Just to note, this is the YouTube account of Alvin-Earthworm, creator of the popular series Super Mario Bros. Z, so you can expect to see some good stuff from him. For example...
Aladdin: The truth?!(Jasmine stares at him with a Death Glare as the music from The Omen (1976) plays. It builds up with the camera zooming into her face more and more while the screen turns red and the chanting gets louder and more dramatic, all while occasionally cutting to Aladdin, who's babbling like an idiot. Then, just as the tension gets to its highest point...)Jasmine: I hate you. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- Aladdin Commits Suicide is probably his best YTP. It's hard to make poops near ten minutes, but he makes it work by having one hilarious moment after the other.
Jafar: Pussy-pussy-pussyJafar: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME, YA BIG BLUE pussy.Aladdin: Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's-Jafar: Pussy.
- There's also some fun with Jafar:
- BUT IT'S WRONG!!!, reuploaded by sroser414 as my boy thats wrong youtube poop.Wario: Obey Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ario, destroy CEREAL!Ganon: THAT'S WRONG!!!Wario: Obey Wario, destroy TOASTERS!Mario: THAT'S WRONG!!!Dr. Robotnik: STILL WRONG!!!
- Kermit Trolls Cookie Monster (reupload by DruggedFishStick)
Cookie Monster: It's a whore! It's a pingas! It's a meatball! It's a mango juice! It is illegal you know! It's over NINE THOUSAAAAND!!!Kermit: Those are BULLSHIT!
- Cookie Monster's guesses for what's in the Mystery Box:
Kermit: IT'S SOMETHING TO EAT THAT'S ROUND AND ORANGE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!!Cookie Monster: Is it an orange?Kermit: NOOOO IIT ISS NOOOOTT ANN OOOORAAANGE!!! IT'S SOMETHING TO EAT THAT'S ROUND AND ORANGE!! IT'S A COOKIE!! IT'S A COOKIE!!Cookie Monster: Me like that fourth clue. Is it a cookie?Kermit: NO IT IS NOT A COOKIE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!! IT'S AN ORANGE!!
- After all of Cookie Monster's (correct) guesses about what's in the box:
Kermit: I told you what it was! I told you it was an orange, you didn't guess it right! You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day, sir!
- Kermit denies C.M. the cookie because he told him the answer.
- "Hi-ho, Kermit the Mystery Box here, and this is a frog!"
- "Arrivederci, Frog."
- Schnitzel's Rage:
- Schnitzel having an affair with a dollar bill while "Sexual Healing" plays. And then later Mung and The King. And both times followed with "BUT IT'S WRONG!".
- All of Schnitzel's rants about the bank.
- At the end, right when it looks like Schnitzel is finally going to make his deposit, the bird with free lollipops shows up again. Schnitzel gets so pissed at her he becomes a Super Sayan and blows up the world.
- Grover Teaches YTP
- Pretty much all the bits messing with Grover's screaming.
- "Near...far...wherever you are..."
- "THIS! IS! A story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down..."
- Basically, the entire poop of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=briqbs2uCosv"The Future Is".]]
antoine35DeLak (now Antoine Delak)
- The Medic Loves His Patients(A Meet the Spy scene where the RED spy breaks the BLU medic's neck and disguises himself in front of his eyes)Medic: ... and ze doctor was never heard from again! (evil laughter)Heavy: WAAAAAHHH!
- A Lesbian Love StorySoldier I f***ed unicorns.Engineer What?Soldier I am full of magic!Engineer How much.Soldier Tootus invisum modum invocum demoman!Medic NO! Make ze magic stop!
- GENTLEMEN, BLOW YOUR LITTLE BANANAS!
- Michael Rosen Stuffs a Rabbit Up His Ass, which combines some impressive Michael Rosen sentence mixing and Billy Mays to create a hilarious Parody Commercial for constipation medicine constituting of an electronic rabbit stuffed into your anus.
- The AVGN Gets Run Over By an Ass
- NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL, especially Dr. Facilier's GentleMentleMen remix.
- "If you relax it will enable me... to fuck your mother!" (the low point in this video)
- "I'll look deep into your soul!" *WEEGEE* "Now you don't have a soul!"
- "The CAR. The CAR! The COCK~" (HotFriedSkadoosh already made the cock joke.)
- "Transformation sex! Can you feel my cock in your oooooooootheeeeeeeeeeer... saaaauuuce!
- "Now you will spend the rest of your life with meeeeeeeeeeee!"
- "This is just a minor COCK in a major SEX! I just need more BUSINESS!"
- The mega-mask eats the screen.
- Chester A Bum Collides With The Fortunate Heavenly Body of Otakuwoman.
- THINGS CHANGED AFTER THAT FATEFUL CRASH ON THE PIANO. THE BLACK CAT STOLE A BIKE. THE ORANGE CAT LOST HIS SOUL.
- HEER, HAV SUM WEEBO SHISH
- Not enough
- OH SHIT FAILED CROPPING EVERYONE UNSUB
- Don't take offense to Morshu's line.
- Sus you wanna die, well, wooooop-deeee-doooo
- "My answer is two words: EAR RAPE!"
- "I will just stare at you!" *machine-gunned to death with stairs*
- AND THEN ELEVATORS
- Proof that avojaifnot is a trope:
- BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN (Where?!)
- Island of the Island.
- Sid Tears Toys Apart, Lisa.
- Jack Skellington Fractures All His Bones Trying To Conquer The Dory HolidaysSally: Your videos are terrible. (pulls out clipboard covered in phrases indigenous to generic 2007 YTPs)Jack: Not anymore! (breaks clipboard over his knee)+10,000 SUBSCRIBERSJack: I feel so much sexier now!
- AVOJAIFNOT GETS EVISCERATED FOR MAKING THE MOST SACRELIGIOUS YOUTUBE POOP IN EXISTENCE
- I just made thousands of innocent slaves sing a saus joke. I'm a horrible person.
- Your face! (CD-i Ganon appears in the background)
- And then their chariots were completely obliterated.
- "This is incest with a homosexual motherfucker!"
- Last night, I fucked Kagami.
- Did Moses saus like Ramses? Did Ramses knock up Kagami? Will they ever show Moses's mom ever again? Find out next time on The Prince of Egypt Z.
- he just went through all the trouble to say yes for you and you have to say no now, you ungrateful BASTARD
- PLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID EGYPTIAN HELL
- so moses goes back to egypt to live his life as a prince and forget about his sister and his entire family. how do i know this? because in the original scene he runs right the ENTIRE TIME but he's running left now so he's going back to his home now yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
- THE FIRES OF HELL ARE BEING UNLEASHED. RUN MOSES, RUN. DON'T EVER LOOK BACK.
- INSERT MOSES GETTING BRUTALLY DRAGGED HERE
- Oops. Hold on, kids. Annoying little girl is having a slight malfunction.
- A name for a certain insane, green-haired catfaced policewoman.
- MOSES WAS DROPPED TO HIS DEATH, MUCH TO RAMSES'S GREAT DISMAY. HE IS AFTER ALL OF US.
- RAMSES MURDERED EVERYONE IN MIDIAN.
- "I'm more important than you'll ever be in your life, so fuck you!"
- THE ZEROTH COMMANDMENT THOU SHALL NOT HAPPILY DECLARE YOUR EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION TO MILK AND MEAT
- Then Moses's staff/snake had an identity crisis
- The mashup of one of the songs in the film with Bad Romance (By the power of Ra, ra, ra-a-ah!)
- I am not using Anubis and Anukis.
- RAMSESESMAR! LET MY PE-NIS GO!
- I WANTED A GOLDEN DORY *nukes the entire freakin' planet*
- And so, Moses and his friends were forced to wander the desert for 40 years to find the actual Promised Land. And then Moses died.
- The Devil's Guide to Playing Circus Gallop with Your Fingernails, Step 4.26, a truly epic poop.
Esmerelda: You SUS!Phoebus: Ah-ah-ah... I'm the god of SUS!
- VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALREADY OVER YOU STUPID GOAT
- The lines flash across the screen almost too fast to read or even pause accurately.
Spyro: Hot hot bitches!
- Spyro's appearance.
- "I RAPE dragons!" (awkward word splicing lol)
- THERE IS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG WITH MY PIANO
- U.N. Owen Was Her
- And then Jay Chou challenged himself to a piano duel but he kept losing!@1 loolol
- "I don't know, I really love dickdickdick"
- "Butt buddy!" (whenever someone originally says "buddy", i have the tendency to change that to "butt buddy". it's an easy, efficient, and instant sex joke. it's also very stupid.)
- "Two words: MORE RAPE NOT AGAIN YOU SUCK UN-SUBBED"
- That's seven words.
- "THE WORLD WILL BE YOURS" And then Satan gave up on his attempt to take over the world. The end.
- Demon code RURU
- teribl wai 2 hold gitar 0/5 unsub
- "I keep hallucinating sauce." "~Sauce sauce sauce sauce~"
- NO FANSERVICE FOR YOOOUUU!!
- "Wait a sex!"
- "Fuck my computer!" dzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZT TRAUART
- ogm avojaifnot you ripipd of 450985092 ppl theer unsubd
- "Axman, Axman, Assman"
- "I don't even know how I got HEAD!"
- "COCK!" NO SERIOUSLY, WHO SAYS "CANDY" LIKE "CAHWN-DY"?
- JESUS'S SUS'S
- My favorite part of the game: sus. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The end.
- VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALREADY OVER YOU STUPID GOAT
- Hitler rants about 25fps.
- FAIL! FUCKING FAIL!
- omfg its funi bc hes saiyan sumthin diffrnt in german but he saying dick in eng lol
- ind3d mai gewd comrad now lets get sum ice cr33m after this
- "It has been gay! IT HAS BEEN GAY!"
- sawnd liek chomp dats y he ate himself lol
- DING DING DING- ... The next time Hitler says DING somebody is going to die ... DINGKABOOOOOOOOM
- Akira Battles Darth Izumi In Front Of A House is just constant hilarity all the way through.
- "Avojaifnot does not have a life!"
- HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!
- CHAPTER TWO! Trope!
- "I have brought PENIS to my new anime!" *extremely loud Scare Chord*
- "Stop having kittens!" WAH!
- COME TO THE DARK SIDE: We can bench-press with one arm!
- I! Hate! Dragonforce! *cut to Ripto failing at Through the Fire and Flames and ragequitting*
- ANIME? OH NO! THAT MEANS THAT THIS POOP SUCKS ASS NOW!
- Pika Pika BZZZZZZ Demo Demo Demo
- POOPING AKIRA IS HARD
- You win the You Suck At Using Akira award!
- WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
- "YOU'RE RUINING MY LAWL!!!"
- "You were my MOTHER, Anakin!" "ACHOO!!!" "Fuck you!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- The Blue Sky Athletics remix: COMGWO-ALREADY-DID-THIS BUT-I'M-DOING-IT DOES-THIS-MEAN-I'M-CLONE? NO I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY-WE'RE-YELL-ING I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY-WE'RE-YELL-ING I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT! That's All, Folks!
- Pinkish Pastry Receives The Pulitzer Prize For Reasons Unknown
- MULAN'S TOOTAT PROTOOS HER FROM HARH
- "Ancestors! Ancestors! Incest INCEST INCEST"
- "Fuck you! I see you have a sauce!"
- "I am the guardian of all SAUS! I am the powerful, powerful, powerful... Morshu."
- "I don't do that tongue thing." "MMM"
- "From the makers of Double Dragon: Double Dishonor"
- "Sis, if I was my reaeREAer, my cow would see straaaaaight through your armor!"
- "The Huns have struck here, here, here, here, here, here, and here, here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, here, he-"
- "Pour the tea. Pour the tea. Pour the pee. Tour the tea. Tour the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
- Mulan accidentally nukes Paris with a dragon cannon. Frollo blames the matchmaker.
- The Day Demo Stood Still (Or Something Like That)
- AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR SOME RAOCOW!
- The most important ability you have is to kill yourself
- John McCain!
- dangit likety i sentence mixed this joke before you made the video that had those exact same words aaaaaa (jk lol by the way raocow really did say something that sounded like "my ass")
- The Moskau and Shambhala 2010 mashup.
- I RAN OUT OF IDEAS
- Introducing the world's worst vagina ever!
- The Gyro Bowl is 360 percent destructible!
- Bring 'em to The Office! NOOOOOO!!!
- Fill them up with 900 dishwashers and rev up those fryers!
- Kids and moms everywhere love ear rape because it's VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!
- The remix of Pictures At An Exhibition.
- "It looks like the only fists that are raised in this town arenote pacifists!"
- DICKS OF DEATH
- I'm gonna kill somebody.
- Slutty whore kisser KISSER!
- Yeah, right you listen to Within Temptation. (cut to a YTPMV of Within Temptation's "Iron")
- No wonder my penis is small!
- I'm gonna make Demo dance. (as Demo starts dancing, a Gyro Bowl UFO comes and abducts her)
- Unfortunately for Demo, the spaceship was full of soggy cereal.
- Spectrum Scramble Wreaks Havoc On A Stereotypical Western Town
- Joe Ligotti Collects All The Power Stars Using His Action Figures
- My father is the Pissed Off Angry Gamer!
- That's not really what eviscerate means. His hand motions merely made me think of something... I don't despise Mr. Saturn, by the way, I barely know the guy!
- All my father had to do was kill me!
- Spoiler alert: You're all faggots! FAGGOTS, I SAY!
- Without this penis, you'll never get laid!
- We gotta find THE PRINCESS
- And so we fucked ourselves
- What a story, Luigi!
- Is that The Incredible Hulk oh my fucking god
- Give me a sofa *throws sofa at Chief* *Through the Fire and Flames* You wanna do this retro? *8-bit Through the Fire and Flames*
- Here we go.
- I've always wanted sauce. NOM NOM NOM
- I'm here to rape everybody in the universe.
- Get out of my asshole, I don't want to go deeper. *gunshot*
- AND THEN HE I DON'T KNOW
- YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
- I don't care *and then the singer gave up*
- Zira Throws Pride Rock Into A Black Hole And Exiles The Entire Universe
Nuka: So you fucked yourself?Zira: Maybe.
- The opening theme from My Neighbor Totoro plays at the beginning.
- Whoa, Timon, your views on morality are unbelievably warped! Seriously...
- more like "paghetti" but to hell with it
- "That's not a king! That's a fucking BITCH!"
- Loading Dick Sauce of a movie...
- "I should have been the Terminator!"
- KOVU (In case you didn't know what the hell Zira just said, well, here ya go.)
- Ha! Using the power of reverses, I have managed to kill somebody!
- "I've never really been a Tyranitar!"
- it's funny because sexual intercourse
- One day when you're gay gay gay
- "OK! XXX SUS!"
- The My Lullaby part has this gem:
Kiara: Why you bring me DONUTS?Simba: Because you are Mike.(Kiara is clobbered by a flying box of Dunkin' Donuts)
- These lines near the end:
- Now, it is time to CASTRATE Simba!
- ZIRA PERFORMS THE BLUE TANGO IN FRONT OF AN EXTREMELY BLOODTHIRSTY WOLF.Simba: I'm counting on you. (Numbers appear over Timon's head)
- MY BOREDOM HAS LED ME TO USING A SOURCE THAT Y'ALL WOULDN'T DREAM OF ME USING!
- "My mother tasers me!"
- HE DIED.
- OOOOOOOOOONE THOOOOOOOUSAAAAAND! OOOOOOOOOONE THOOOOOOOUSAAAAAND!
- You're more sexy than usual. I want your solid snake in my asshole.
- Miss Vitani Pacman is exiled for eating nested sequence overloads.
- "No man!" "He's fucking her. And then he's going fuck me! OH MY GOOOOOOD" "Yuri!" (there's two Kiara's right now, it's possible!)
- "SUS!" "What the fuck is a SUS?!"
- i was going to put facerape her but i'd rip off deckman92 now where's my neg 1000 subscribers
- "Till he learns to be a TENTACLE RAPER!"
- I will now reveal to you some unnecessary information. This is because I intend to create a wall of text that only goes for, like, one frame. Anyways, a few years later, the voice actor for Kovu, the dark colored lion, would go on to voice Haku from Spirited Away. Throughout the movie, Haku is 95% emotionless and monotone. Why? Because Kovu's voice actor learned his fucking lesson. Let's go to Zira, whose eye is very close up right now. Like her role as the antagonist in The Lion King 2, Zira's voice actor plays the antagonist in Spirited Away, named Yubaba. And you know what? Kovu supposedly works for Zira like Haku supposedly works for Yubaba. That's right. Kovu and Haku are both major characters who help the main character. Those main characters are Kiara and Chihiro- COINCIDENCE MUCH?!? Anyways, I'll stop typing and start giving you more insane shit to look at and subscribe in hopes of getting more.
- kiara's car is retarded
- And then Vitani ate Simba. Kovu got the leftovers.
- The Court of Miracles Runs Out of Miracles:
- The Hunchback of Haruhi Suzumiya:
- "I am your Facebook friend..."
- "Destroy Asahina, and let her taste the fires of hell!"
- "Frorf gave me a cruel name, a name that means Haruhi..."
- "I'm going to kick you in the ass"
- "I have been fucking their juices one by one by one by one by one by one by one"
- Whiffle Withdrawn Accidentally Presses the B Button During Transformation:
- THE GRUMPY GILLS FAMILY EATS AT THE RESTAURANT OF THE INCREDIBLY STACKBABBING COLOR CURVY PHASERS.
- Zira Eats A Cupcake.
- The Chicken Dance remix.
- "Kovu's DICK grows longer, and Zira fills his heart with SHIT!"
- "One day when your testicles drop!"
- "The sound of Simba's squealing when Kovu is pounding his ass!"
- "Come, my minions! Rise for your master! LLL-"
- Zira eating a cupcake while the opening of "Knights of Cydonia" plays in the background and then exploding.
- Geri's Layoff from His Toy Repairman Job. Epileptics beware, and good luck finding all the Freeze Frame Bonuses!
- Cannot speak english.
- but does speak fluent chinese
- Orel Puppington Sings The No Children Song That Ends The Church.
- "REVEREND PUTTY SURE CAN DRUM OH EM GEE"
- This YouTube Poop gets two and a half Men! DUMB SHOW
- "I'm going to drown for no reason!"note
- "WTF YOU JUST RIPPED OUT A SIGN'S INTERNAL ORGAN. GOOD JOB YOU MURDERER"
- "SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE"
- I'm not putting any pictures of animated moeblobs because that would be too predictable.
- "Count 'em, one, and it's two!" (CLAY CANNOT COUNT)
- "Please sit back and enjoy Adobe Premiere! *computer error sound effect* Holy shit! Stop crashing, Premiere!"
- *computer error sound effect* WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING?!
- Squishward the Irrespondible's Day of Dirty Deeds
- Okay, SPONGEBOB!, let's get down to business.
- SpongeBaal Forces A Krappily Crusted Pizza Unto The Customer
- Fluttershy's reaction to SpongeBob driving into the Twin Towers, a jab at commenters being offended by poops with anything 9/11-related.
- The truck driver torching an Xbox 360.
- SpongeBob fighting the truck driver MOTHER-style.
- SpongeBob singing the Mario Circuit theme from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, the Starman theme from Earthbound, the Song of Storms from Ocarina of Time, and the Forest Maze theme from Super Mario RPG.
- SpingeBill Learns The Dark Arts of the Krusty Pooping
- And a follow up to the above, SpingeBill Learns the Dark Truth of an Overrated Poop. Self-Deprecation to the max. What makes it funnier is that AwfulFawfultheFalafe genuinely does consider the above Poop to be an Old Shame.
- SpenglerBab Causes a Lack of Undersea AffectionPatrick: (To Xemnas) I defy you, heart man! *rips off his clothes*
- A Night on Edd Mountain. You better take deep breaths before watching it.
- NIGHT OF THE LIVING ED
- Multiple Kevins holding up signs that say "God Hates Dorks"
- Squishward Feigns Krabsperger's Syndrome to Squeeze Sponges in the Employee Lounge
- The beautifully-crafted intro set to the first opening theme from Space Dandy.
- "What a beautiful day, and here I am, trapped in a prison of Republicans and being dead." (montage of clips of Squidward dying in previous Fawful videos)
- "Alright, THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!"
- "You ring the bell when there's a sick boss-like orgy, but NO! I'm just so fucking done with this restaurant!" (Krusty Krab is full of robots, hipster fish is drinking out of Master Shake) "Wanna get naked?" "He burnt my shake."
- "That's it, that's it, I'm just gonna take a shit, carnival style!" (takes shit, customers run outside and fall to their deaths) "That sounds like Squidward dropping a shit!"
- "You've gotta let it go"
- "Wait, Squidward, I'M GONNA POUND YOUR REAR END"
- "Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath, (getting progressively faster and higher-pitched) RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER REEF"
- The Rat Who Shagged Me
- The demented Arthur title sequence. Just try not to laugh.
- D.W. opening a shower curtain to reveal The King and Morshu having gay sex in the bathtub.
- Buster throwing an old, moldy sandwich at the principal's face, melting it.
- Binky ripping off Sue Ellen's head and crumpling it like a piece of paper.
- A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K, A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K...
- The pictures and audio for end credits are downright chaotic.
- End of the Universe
- "We... are the crystal-" "DOGS!!"
- How the Grinch Got Dragged Into the Street & Stoned for His Infidelity, a prime example of Crosses the Line Twice from beginning to end - featuring an anti-Christ Grinch, among other seriously effed-up delights.
- Mike and The Sullster Go Three-Way With Their Company-bought Life Insurance Policy
Mr. Waternoose: Well done. Where am I?
- The Pixar Vanity Plate is edited so that the lamp is jumping on the "I" in "CAPITALISM".
- The kid dummy basting Mr. Bile with his laser-vision.
Celia: What are you looking at?Mike: I was just thinking about your boobs.(Celia stabs Mike on his hand)Mike: AAAAHH!!! Just the other day, someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis, and you know what I said? It's your mom.
- "The future is human kids at Monsters, Inc."
- "Of course, M.I. is prepared to kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!"
- A car pulling up and gunning down a bunch of monster children.
- Celia vomiting on Mike's face.
- Mike and Celia's date.
- Deliver Us
- Spongebob and Squidward driving into various real-world scenes, including Egypt, where Squidward sticks a nose on the Sphinx. There's also, briefly, a news report captioned "FICTIONAL GUY DRIVES ANIMATED CAR INTO PEOPLE".
- Nas kills deejays
Aurelion Sol: Naturally.
- Nash: "We never really saw the Dalek's Genesis."
- Orcini with the Monado
- Jobel: Provided that the bitch doesn't crumble to dust before we get her underground.
- The stinger:
- Grav3yardgirl Squ33z3s Your G3nitals
- "And it's everybody's favorite day of the week, and that's the day of the week that's everybody's favorite!" (Thanks, Captain Obvious)
- "Does this Thing really work?"
- "Today, we are extremely high! Magical..."
- "When I was younger, I used to love Nazi memorabilia!"
- "Let's get a cock, and then go outside and have sex!" *color bars*
- "Come on, Slushie Magic! Don't let me down, Slushie Magic!" (I don't even know)
- "I feel like I'm, like, squeezing someone's testicles!"
- The Anti-climatic Death of Fox:"Upon their arrival, Pigma betrayed Andross, and James betrayed Peppy, and the evil maniacal barren deserted James' son Fox betrayed his fate, and the team betrayed Pigma Dengar."
- Fox: "Check your G-Diffuser System!"
Falco here. I'm fine.Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!"
Peppy: "This is Peppy. Do a Barrel Roll!"
Falco: "I could use some help here, Fox!"
Slippy: "Slippy here. I'm a monkey!"
Falco: "HEY EINSTEIN. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER."
- Andross: "I've been waiting for you, Star Fox. You know that I control Canada!"
- Spingebill Blows Exotic Instruments (original video no longer exists, mirrored here.)
Squidward: "Okay, now. How many of you have played with Play-doh before?"(Patrick raises his hand)Squidward: "How many have you played musical instruments before?"Patrick: "Is penis an instrument?"Squidward: "No, Patrick, penis is not an instrument."Patrick: "Not the way I use em'!"
- "Hi, Billy Mays here..." (door slam)
- "The problem is, I overdosed on ibuprofen and can't make it."
- This scene:
- Spingebill Experiences a Horrifying NDE: Mr. Krabs humping the sink drain.
- And Subsequently, getting his dick caught and Spongebob turning on the garbage disposal.
- "When you're Eminem, you'll really enjoy the way you taste." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
- "That sounds like my baby dropping...!"
- "Do you want... four pickles?"
- Spingebill Is Very Insertive
Plankton: "SpongeBob, that was wonderful! Is that an all-over tan?"SpongeBob (as his pants fall down): "Well, not all of me!Nat: "Dude, put that thing away, there are like, children here!"
- Bubble Bass sitting on SpongeBob.
- "Hey, go fuck that bitch!"
- (beeping sound) "Whoa, buried treasure!" And then he proceeds to enjoy Lady Gaga's "buried treasure".
- This scene:
- More I.M. Meen Bloopers.I.M. Meen: WHERE'S THE DAMN BACKGROUND!?
- A Murder Mystery Condensed From Authentic Animated Cartoon Painis
- Robotnik interrupting I. M. Meen's remix of "Spider Dance".Robotnik: We're not doing another one of those Undertale music video things! It's time to sex!
- And later, Robotnik's freak-out when Sans weasels his way into the video.
- Mario and Luigi's cameo.Mario: It's kinda dark!
Luigi: Well, maybe she made that creepypasta.
Mario: (points to the detective) Luigi, who's that?
- The Reactive Continuous Scream at the end when it turns out I.M. Meen was the killer.
- Robotnik interrupting I. M. Meen's remix of "Spider Dance".
- Robotnik Remembers Where He Put His Three-Month-Old Boxing Day Memes
- "Look at my tiny legs! God-damn!"
- "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!"
- "Who are you running from?"
- Robotnik cussing out Mario and Luigi for butting their way into his video.Robotnik: Candle-sniffing fuck-fence! Go climb a wall of dicks!
- Robotnik singing a verse of "We Are Number One".
- Scratch accidentally reversing the video near the end.
- "The ending, it was a little..." "UNACCEPTABLE!"
- Mighty Sh*t Remover
- "The super powered salsa that removes shit with confidence!"
- "Its patented formula delivers salsa and detergent throughout your wash cycle, instantly removes shit from your clothes."
- "How do you know it's not gonna dissolve more than what you need?" "Go [bleep] yourself!"
- "Order now, or Billy Mays will ruin your onions!"
- Billy Mays Sells Stuff Jacked Up on Red Bull
- "You're on the toilet leaving a Hercules-sized shit and it won't come out." "Oh wait, that's Flummywister's video. Sorry "
- The whole "Gator Paper" part.
- "Really long text that only appears for 1 frame, but you thought that you caught something while watching the video, so you replayed it a few times and tried to pause it at the right time to see what important thing was said here only to find that it means nothing! In the tone of Nelson Muntz, 'Ha ha!'"
- "I have two of them because I have two of them. Most people won't get shit."
- "We're here to tell you: go fuck yourself with the Jupiter Jack!" (Those involved in this portion of the collaboration do not encourage doing weird things to yourself with the Jupiter Jack)
- "If you're having problems with hard water build-up, soap scum, ring around the toilet, calcium, lime, and rust stains, then you need to grow the fuck up! Suck it up and get a JoJ!"
- Vince Shticks It to Your Sofa
- Cs188 does the JOJ at the GYAAYG
- "Cs here, at the GYG!"
- "I love balls."
- Diabeetus has Wilford Brimley
- "Good morning, Uh, I uh, uh, uh, uh you know shit." (color bars) "I'm Wilford Brimley and I shit in your apple pie."
- "Well, if you have diabeetus, and your diabeetus has diabeetus, well, you have diabeetus." (O RLY? owl appears)
- "I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about " (Record Needle Scratch) " diabeetus."
- "Have a good dick." (color bars) "Have a good day. Yay."
- "I lost all my shit, and as a result of all these things, my dick hurts like hell."
- Radicalfaith360 Does it All Over Again
- "We can shit in a Big City Toilet!"
- "Today, I'm showing you how to screw your friends. So what you'll do is you'll take your penis and you will lightly tap your friend's ass."
- "What do you do when you doo-doo in your car? You get Kaboom and stick it in your pooper!"
- "When it comes to FAAF repair in North FAAF, there is nobody with an A+ rating that has a high Better Business Bureau."
- Billy Mays Discusses Those Awkward Moments
- "It happens. You see your mom in the shower with no clothing, and you vomit your Big City Slider all over the bathroom. Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez!" BAD IDEA
- "It happens. You get your cock stuck in a bucket of cheese and it smells like shit. Hi, Billy Mays here for What Odor." WORSE IDEA
- "It happens. You get gophers up your assWho wrote this shit?"
- "You can also shit on a bed of onions for that classic shit on a bed of onions taste."
- "Hey, check out the hay!"
- "And you can't blow those businessmen the way you thought you could. Maybe you just went and drove, because you knew they'd ruin your cock for life."
- "It's called the Shit King. When two laxatives aren't enoughhguoneenough reach for the Shit King. Shit will fly from your ass at over 100 miles an hour! Call now and you'll get the Shit King kit complete with guaranteed diarrhea, all for just 19 sliced onions. As a special bonus, we'll also include our Shit Grater for no reason, freerf."
- RadicalFaith360's "The Bitch Switch" Reenpoopment
- Firstly, it's a role reversal for Radicalfaith360, he "made" the poop first, and then bluegroove and another user reconstructed it with actual Billy Mays clips.
- "Billy Mays here for the Bitch Switch, the easy way to turn on any bitch, with the flick of a switch!"
- "You can even shit in a child—" (WAIT! WRONG VIDEO) "You can even have sex in a rocket ship, or sex on the moon, or in space, or in the kitchen, when you cook delicious Big City Titties! Moms are gonna love it!"
- "You can even flick the switch wherever you are, and it becomes the Handy Jack-it Switch!" (NASTY-EYAY-EYAY-AAAY)
- "But I'm not done yet! Billy Mays—" (clip of a turtle)
- WTF Spray
Anthony Sullivan: Hey, it's Sully.Billy Mays (over Jupiter Jack): Hi, it's Billy. I want the JoJ!Anthony: The JoJ died.Billy: Are you shittin' me? I want the f[bleep]ing JoJ!Anthony: Be there in about 20 minutes.Billy: No problem, see ya.Anthony: See ya then.(21 minutes later)(Billy and Anthony are watching this video)cs188: against one of my, um, JoJ videos, and the person basically wanted all of the remix videos using foundation repair sources taken off YouTubeBilly Mays: God damn it! I wanted to do it all over again!
- "Unlike other products that don't do shit, WTF Spray completely eliminates orange clothing forever. And is it true that WTF Spray can grate cheese with ease in less than 10 seconds?"
- "Why am I shouting? Who f[bleep]ing cares?"
- "If you wanna get the JoJ done, you want Billy Mays, a name you can trust. Introducing the Billy Mays Ultimate Cock, eight cocks in one!"
- "Ordinary cocks are too small to get the JoJ done. My cock has the strength to pull this fully loaded, 80,000 pound tractor trailer!"
- bluegroove157's Even Bigger 205 Subscriber Special
- "Hi, Billy Mays here for bluegroove157. I know what you're thinking. Another fucking Billy Mays YouTube Poop are you shittin' me?"
- " an inspector cumming in her cheese."
- "And suddenly one day, our teacher, Miss Goodall, said there was a windmill stuck up her ass." (That's enough of Rosen's childhood!!!)
- "Sometimes sex with Billy Mays is the solution! Sometimes Billy Mays likes to stick his whopping six-pound balls under" (Woah! Too much!!!)
- "Talk about a luxururururious bedroom! This is the one I had sex on. You're gonna love it!"
- Billy Mays Gets Trolled at McDonald's
Drive-thru lady: Good morning, can I help you?Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here! Can I get a sausage?Drive-thru lady: No.Billy: Make that two shit burritos.Drive-thru lady: No.Billy: You know what? Lemme wash that down with some Coca-Cola, I mean, cat urine.Drive-thru lady: No.Billy: What the fuck? I'm Billy Mays. You suck.Drive-thru lady: Okay.Billy: Can I talk to the fucking manager?Drive-thru lady: Okay.Billy: Asshole. Hi, Billy Mays here!Anthony Sullivan (over drive-thru speaker): Hi, Anthony Sullivan here!Billy: Are you shittin' me?Anthony: No.Billy: Fuck this shit. This is Billy Mays, and I'm going to Burger King!
- "I know what you're thinking. What prevents bears from taking HoH SiS?"
- The Billy Bazooka
- "I love caffeine, don't you? Hi, Billy Mays here for Red Bull, the easy way to get up and go. Red Bull gives you the power to do all types of shit without breaking your back."
- "If you're having problems with people's shit, then you need the Billy Bazooka, the most powerful bazooka that's legal!"
- "It has the strength to completely eliminate storm-force oranges!"
- Morons Away
- "Here's how it works. Just add this thing, simply shit to activate" (scene missing) "pour in water, and hang it. That's it!"
- "Use Morons Away outside to keep those pesky assholes from coming inside. Your family gatherings will be asshole free, guaranteed."
- "So stop shitting next to your bed. Stop spraying What Odor to eliminate the odors. And get the ultimate green invention for your asshole prevention. Call now and get not one but two Morons Away for only 14 ounces of liquid."
- "Burnt on shit will stick to any phone."
- Mighty Orange Tough Acting Desh*tter
- "It's powered with Billy Mays' patented gopher blood."
- "I know what you're thinking: what about the rinse cycle? [bleep] you."
- " 47 payments of pet hair!"
- "You're gonna love my nuts."
- Impact Sword
- "Other hardwood floors suck and break down over time. Not my hardwood floors. Shit flies right from my floors faster than a gopher on crack."
- "This giant medieval sword is the most convenient device to damage almost anything. Use it to cut through your shower with ease, or kill gophers for no reason."
- The iSh*t Toilet
- "I know I should have gophers."
- microphone stand not included
- "Hi, Billy Mays here for the iShit, the most affordable and easy way to pee and shit on the go!"
- "The iShit comes with speakers. You hear music as you shit. If you want more volume, just turn it up."
- "Ordinary toilets look like this. Would you shit in this?"
- "Nothing is more important than shitting with confidence."
- Liquid Weed
- "Are you tired of using sprays that don't get you high?"
- "Spray Liquid Weed into the air you breathe, and forget about life!"
- "It's faster than glue and more satisfying than crack."
- " for 15 pounds of Phillips heads."
- Billy Mays Gets Increasingly Annoyed With YouTube Censoring His Videos
- "If you're too lazy to wipe your ass, then you gotta see this. Billy Mays here for the Never Wipe, the fast and easy way to wipe your ass without your hands." YouTube has stopped the advertisement for the totally awesome Never Wipe. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "Crap."
- "Wanna know the best way to get your stains out in the wash? Well, fuck you, asshole!" YouTube has stopped the advertisement for whatever Billy was about to sell. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "God damn it!"
- "Hi, Billy Mays here. Do you enjoy the ride? Of course you do! But now you can enjoy the ride even more with Billy Mays, a name you can trust. Introducing Billy Mays Condom! Go longer and harder with the Billy Mays Condom!" "Yeah!" "That's right, with the new condom from Billy Mays, your enjoyment level will go from this" (short bar) "to this" (longer bar labeled "SEX") "in no time at all. Here's how it works " We totally can't show you how it works. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "Fuck. "
- "Billy Mays knows how to please Your Mom!" No one needed to know that. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "Oh come on!"
- "Hi, Billy Mays here" Add funny thing here in the morning. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "OH MY GOD! YouTube, it's over! Billy Mays doesn't take this!"
- Billy Mays getting into a helicopter to bomb Google.
- "Hi, it's Billy." "Hi, it's Carla. What would happen if you combined a cheese grater with a plate?" "I don't have time!"
- JiiJ Played Baseball
- "I'm Lieutenant Pingas, a juvenile police officer attached to your mother. I'm on my way to high school to hang up young people."
- "JiiJ played baseball and he didn't feel like playing baseball, so he decided to play baseball all afternoon, and he didn't feel like baseball, so he decided to thumb a ho. Then during lunch, the ho died. Jimmy was arrested, and Jimmy was released, and Jimmy was arrested again, and JiiJ played baseball, and he didn't think anything was unusual." "It's not"
- "Public restrooms can often be a nice place to shit."
- "Sure enough, Jimmy was playing with his balls, and when Bobby recognized his balls, Bobby hauled ass." VROOOOOOOM
- Billy Mays Loses the Plot Entirely
- "Hi, Hercules Mays here to pound holes in your wall!" [punch punch punch]
- "Proudly display Billy Mays' super rock-hard cock in your kids' room! Moms are gonna—" (overused joke) "Hey kid, take that stupid shit off the wall and replace it with me, Billy Mays!"
- "The Hercules Hook is the fastest and easiest way to castrate yourself without calling a plumber! And with a fresh orange scent, you'll—" (I don't know where I was going with that)
- "You can easily go from this.." (Can't show you) "...to this" (Really can't show you) "with Orange Condom!"
- "Call now and receive 32-ounce bottles of Orange Condom for a year's supply of mini-burgers!"
- "But what about my kitchen cabinets?" "Bitch, I don't care!"
- Anthony Sullivan Suicide Mop
- "Now, it's made of synthetic potato that absorbs toxic chemicals in your shit, leaving toxic residue, killing you with precision accuracy in less than three minutes."
- "Billy always said, 'You're a fat waste of oxygen and you smell'." (Mark3611 reference! Whoo!)
- "As a bonus we'll double the value, and we'll also include 9 hours of Hall & Oates, free."
- Billy Insurance
- "I'm here to shit in your car." (color bars) "I'm here to help."
- "This was the original idea before the iShit but I needed a Billy Mays toilet YouTube Poop. Not recognized in CA, TX, AL, or Greece. Beware the cult of Foamy!"
- "And if you're one of the millions dissatisfied with current YouTube Poops that also suck..." (and trust us, there are a lot of them) "...this could be the most important call you make."
- "But call right now and we'll supersize this already incredible offer and send you 120 socks, absolutely free."
- Robotnik Protects His Sex:
- I just got here! *BOOM* If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably SEMEN!
- Amazingly, you have a penis!
- Robotnik Blinks:
- "It's time to unleash my body parts, and FUCK Sonic like a bug!"
- "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" "Who cares?" (cut to Heavy, looking affronted)
- "What have you got?" "Penis! Let me show you how it works..."
- Robotnik, She Wrote:
- Robotnik is Unstoppable:
- "I haven't seen such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Walrusguy!"
- "You're GAY?! FUCK you!"
- Robotnik Meets The TickArthur: You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck!Tick: Gay Luigi?(Tick walks out of the room and smashes through the door frame in slow motion while a distorted sound plays)
- The map light.
- Robotnik is Due:Phoenix Wright: Youtube Poop. Where there's smoke... THEY PINCH BACK! What do you have to say to that, Dr. Robotnik!Robotnik: DAAAAAHHH, @%$#! I HATE that defense attorney! (throws penis at Phoenix) Pingas!
Robotnik: WHY did you leave the Mobius Home for Really Bizarre Mothers?(drowning theme from Sonic Adventure)Momma Robotnik: JOSH.
- Robotnik isn't unhappy, in fact, he's... (extremely sped up footage of a Team Fortress 2 player griefing Snipers)
- Robotnik and his mother:
- The Shit-story of the Entire World, I Guess
- "Hey, can we go on land? NO. Why? The sun is a lazy fucker."
- "Tired of fucking lame, sad people? Introducing: porn"
- The Shit-story of Japan
"No, don't do that, if you're in the year -1,000,000,000 you're not supposed to use stones and bowls!"
- "In the year negative a-fuck-ton, Japan might not have been here. In the year negative a-shit-ton it was here."
- Japan coming into being with everyone using TVs, VCRs, and automobiles. Then the US comes using futuristic tech like bowls.
And japan said "HoW BoUt I dO ''aNyWaY?''"
- "Making the government govern more like China's government, which is a govern-more-ment, which is a government that governs China's government, which is a government that governs more."
- "The samurai became samurai, so they made their own sexytimes."
- s3mengirl plays with her bubble wubble balls
- "Hey, everybody, it's s3mengirl, and it's everybody's faav day of the week, when we ask ourselves, 'Is my penis jiggly?'"
- "There's a little dick that you actually stick inside of my butt."
- "Because I love you so much, I'm gonna suck your cock!"
- "Hopefully, I'm not gonna squash your penis when I try and sit on it."
- "I can blow you and pleasure you in the back of the store."
- "I feel like my ear has been touched."
TheCaledioScope (all reuploads)
- Eric ends his Relationship with Mike
- Well, son... GET OUT OF MY CAR BEFORE I KILL YOU
- I wish I could fly. *grows wings* Oh my god. *jumps up and flies as "I Believe I Can Fly" plays, then gets hit by a giant cat*
- I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-YOU
- I need Gatorade, and if I don't get my Gatorade, you will die!
- Littlest Pork ChopZoe Trent: Don't you dare send ♪that crap to me~♪"
- The Neverending Critic Reviews The Roof
The Nostalgia Critic: Let's dive right into The Roof. We cut to our star of our movie, Soap.Tommy Wiseau (distorted and red-tinted): Hi babe.Critic: (screams) The devil!Devil!Wiseau: I have something for you. I haven't forgotten you, Critic!Critic: (screams again and runs out of the room) And we've just witnessed your Nightmare Fuel for the week, people. Be very afraid.
- "Once upon a time, there was a movie called Toy Story. And it blew." (troll face)
- "Jessica Elwood." (She is an artist on DeviantArt and FurAffinity. For the people who like furry/anthro art you really gotta chack [sic] her art out! <3)
- "And Jesus went up to Jurassic Pork."
- "Did you know that pussies get wet?"
- "Bowser's Incest Story."
- "5-Hour Energy. My name is Jay Lynn, and I am soup."
- "He's a skiiks! She's a skiiks!"
- Billy Mayhem
- "Those restaurant mini-burgers need to die!"
- "Everyone loves Billy Mays, so buy Billy Mays right now. Here's how to order!"
- "Moms, you're gonna love Billy Mays' big cock."
- "Mighty Putty is not a glue. Mighty Putty is a glue."
- "Are you on the bomb?" "Wow, what's this?" "It's new Oxi-Bomb Detergent. Get on the bomb and you'll never have to pour or measure detergent again." "So how does it work?" "Just place the Oxi Bomb detergent ball in the blue toss and go dispenser. Just toss and go. It stays in your" BOOM "You shittin' me?"
- Some Screams Make me Want to Join PETA. The whole video.
- Arthur's Addicted To Internet Porn (age-restricted)Mr. Read: My dick in your ass!Mr. Haney: I'll take it.
Arthur: WE GOTTA OPEN IT.
- When Arthur and Buster put in the porn DVD, they see a (fanart) picture of Mrs. Read undressing.
- Heroes in a Nutshell, a TMNT poop, from beginning to end, and every single last thing in between.
- Yar Har Fiddle-dee-dees his Buccaneers:
- You Fool!:Tom Bergeron: When BLAHBLAHBLAH heard that BLAHBLAH had done it in BLAH days, BLAHBLAH beat him by BLAH-ing it in BLAH days. What did she do?Gilbert Gottfried: ME!David (the contestant): I'm gonna agggggggrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee.Gilbert: YOU FOOL!
Tom: What significance does nine thousand have?Gilbert: Uh, that's the year you were in my pants!
- Welcome back to maybe the longest penis we've ever had!
- Cock Jokes:
- The title itself is a Subversion - it's actually a constant parade of chicken jokes. Lampshaded right at the start of the video:Gilbert Gottfried: Cock jokes suck!
- "THERE'S A MOB OF CHICKENS RUNNING AWAY!"
- The brief Potter Puppet Pals segment:Ron: I've got a chicken, Harry.(A chicken appears and crows)Harry: Disgusting!
- "Oh, Gilbert... What's this Youtube Poop named?"Gilbert: Cock jokes!Ken (the contestant): ...I'll disagree.Gilbert: YOU FOOL! (goes nuclear)Tom Bergeron: Oh, God- (he and Ken are engulfed in the explosion)
- The title itself is a Subversion - it's actually a constant parade of chicken jokes. Lampshaded right at the start of the video:
- Krobo's Voluptuous Cooking Program:
- George's Handsome Volcano Conkers:George: How do you doo-doo, Alan? Do you perhaps eat Conker's Bad Fur Day for breakfast?
Alan: (eating the cartridge) Yeah!
George: (terrified) ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!
Alan: I'm planning to snuff out all the niggers, and the...
George: (Spit Take) JEEZ-ASS CHRIST!
Alan: Now, I'm off to an orgy.
George: You're stupid!
- The Only Spongebob Poop Viacom Can't Remove:
- Spigh Kydz.
AVGN: This is it. I'm finally gonna land the plane.*plane crashes into Floop's castle*AVGN: AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!
- "What are you working on?" "The world's smallest DICK!"
- "Fuck him in the... Virtual Boi!
- "Pass the PINGAS!"
- The plane scene:
- The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever
- "MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" ( Meanwhile in another dimension)
- "We blame Sonic Team for this shit."
- "Sonic the kidnapper."
- Sonic shoots Elise, and then laughs like Tidus, then immediately gets stabbed by Mephiles, who laughs as well.
- When Elise kisses Sonic, it shows a guy gunning down the console.
- "According to the data, the data is bullshit!"
- "It's Pikachu!
- "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
- "Your ass will destroy the world!"
- Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin his Man-Saber
- At one point, as Qui-Gon, Jar-Jar and Padme are walking through a desert, the camera pans out to show the destroyed Statue of Liberty.
- The gang watches the Podrace on a Wii U controller.
- "Murder me!" "Good idea."
- "Shut up and take my money!"
- "They just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
- ""Blrrblrrblrrblrrrblrr" "This can't go on for a month" ONE MONTH LATER "Blrrblrrblrrblrrblrrblrr"
- "IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE!?"
- "Oh, Crap!! Ohhh craaap! OHHHH CRAAAAAP." "Man, these suckers are huge! These are huge! THESE ARE HUGE."
- Digiigid: The M Eht
This is it, digi-pals! In a few digi-seconds, the digi-doors will digi-open for the digi-best digi-movie of all time: The Pokémon movie!
- The first line, courtesy of Angela Anaconda:
Tai: It can't get any worse!
- All of Parrotmon's lines, courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
- The Digi-Egg hatching into Del the Ghost Rapper.
- After Koromon Digivolves from "turd" (Botamon):
(Koromon farts, and Kari lifts him up to reveal that he pooped)
Tai: It just got worse.
(Koromon poops again)
Tai: It just got worse.
(this happens again, then we fade to the bedroom window indicating that a lot of time has passed, and Koromon is still seemingly pooping with Tai repeatedly saying "It just got worse")
Tai and Kari's mom: (calling out from outside their room) Kids, I made your favorite.
(cut to reveal a huge mound of poo in their bedroom)''
Tai: In a minute.
Patamon: We'll help you guys because you're the best friends we've ever had!
- Tai's cat watching Mr. Tinkles' villain speech from Cats & Dogs.
- This gem:
Davis: You know what? We're gonna help you!
- "We don't have the money."
- Before that: "Hi Kari Kari, Tai Tai!"
- "Veemon armor Digivolve to... MY HAIR IS ON FIRE MY HAIR IS ON FIRE"
- "Eight years ago, there was an ugly Digimon. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
- Immediately after:
Willis: You will?
- MISUTAA SUPAAKORU NO SUPAA KAWAII ADOBENCHAA This poop is one of the better poops of The Simpsons out there.
- Wilford Brimley Has Diarrhea (re-upload)
- "Good morning. I'm pleh ot yadot deifilauq lepoep erom and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about Wilford Brimley. Uh, actually, about diarrhea. Type 2 adult-onset diarrhea. Uh, the first thing I said to my doctor when I was diagnosed with diarrhea was, uh, 'butt fuck'."
- "And he said, 'this dandruff need to laugh at me. There is hack. They sure won, niggers.'"note
- "If you don't give me ice cream and apple pie, then I'm gonna fuck you up."
- "I was losing my vision, I was losing my dick, I was losing my tongue, I was losing my ice cream and apple pie "
- "There's a line in a song. ♪Let's have some fun, this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on your disco stick / Don't think too much, just bust that stick / I wanna take a ride on your dick.♪"
- "Liberty Medical is a company that's staffed with diligent dicks that are willing to help you go where no one has gone before."
- "See if I'm not the best fucker in the world. I'm surrounded by ladies who want to feel me, who feel for me, and who want me to slip my tongue in their butt."
- "In closing, I would simply like to say to you: eat doo-doo and die."
- Joey's Glitchy Earrape Wasabi Tour.exe. Specially if you turn up the subtitles, though.JoeysWorldTour: Today I'm doing the green turd challenge!*Cue Joey dancing and suddenly explodes*JoeysWorldTour: WOHEP!
- JoeysWorldTour Eats Earrape Mexicans For Breakfast.
- Joey talks about eating Mexicans for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Joey searches on Google only to put "I want to eat my baby" before switching to "I want to eat Mexican people".
- "Are we ready?" Only for Joey accidentally dropping a Habanero pepper, causing the "World's Smallest Explosion.wmv".
- "I'm doing, umm... SOCHI WATER!!!" *Cue Joey having flashbacks of his previous earrapes*
- Bob the Pat Squid and Patties Too!
- Pretty much the entire intro, which is set to "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet, but especially the part where the fish gets hooked offscreen.
- Mr. Krabs: "Good mornin'..."
- Patrick: "Wow! This hotel has everything!"Bill Cosby: "You better believe it."
- The remix of Patrick's line "What about my Krabby Patty?" to "Major Tom (Coming Home)."
- Near the end, Mr. Krabs' arm gets chopped off by a closing elevator. It then flies around, eventually hitting Squidward and exploding. There are no words to describe what happens afterwards. All we can say is that it involves ponies, Mr. Krabs sputtering slowed-down gibberish, and SpongeBob delivering a Krabby Patty to Patrick.
- Cookie Monster and the Case of the Mysterious Ticking Snickerdoodle is pretty much a laugh riot from the get-go.
- "And the sign there says 'Ernie's Barber Shosh.'"
- Bert: "You're not sererious, Ernie."Ernie: "Of course I'm serierious."Bert: "But Ernie, you're so stupid!"Ernie then sings opera. Applause follows.
- A good companion to the other two above - "And the sign there says 'Ernie's So Stupid.'"
- "Cut it short!"
- Ernie chops off Bert's head with a pair of scissors.
- Fozzie Bear (as Bert): "Barber pole?"
- Kermit (as Ernie): "Barber pole?"
- Bert and Ernie singing "Why Cant We Be Friends?" Enough said.
- "No, it is not a (motoresque sound)"
- "Me want Blue's Clues." Which is funny, given Blue's Clues is possibly chemistryguy's favorite source.
- "Me. Want. Cook. Ie." Cookie Monster then devours Kermit as if he were being run through a paper shredder.
- Kermit: "Fiiigaroooo."
- Frarffy the Snasmam and the Art of Motorcycle Repair
- "Great! I always wanted to be Frosty the Snowman!""I think, therefore I am."
- Frosty: "I hate red thermometers."Karen: "Why, Frarffy?"Frosty: "Cause I hate red thermometers."
- "The only place I'd never melt is the North Pole." Cuts to a scene with a polar bear on an ice block in the sea."I hate polar bears."
- "Come on now. Get inside my asshole." Cue kids leaping into Frosty's ass, constantly expanding until it explodes.
- "Great! I always wanted to be Frosty the Snowman!"
- Look what I found on the computer
- "I just discovered something. I breathe."
- "Hey. What part of Blue's body does she use to make puppies?"
- A close-up of Steve saying, "Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched?"
- "Look what I found on the computer." A scene involving Goofy and Donald Duck having sex appears on the computer.
- "Here's the mail, it never mails, it makes me wanna wag my mail, when it comes I wanna mail."
- As Mailbox opens and closes, the last part of the Mail Song can be heard.
- Mailbox repeatedly blinks his eyes.Steve: "What are you doing?"Mailbox: "Oh, I'm just moistening my balls."
- Yet another cat video on YouTube
- The Little Ratholes starring Spunky in....WHAT THE FUUUUUU
- Another Mario head video?
- "Look, I'm a video game!" *Scene from Super Mario Bros. plays*"When the moon BUUUURNS your big pizza pie, that's no good."
- Box Is Now A Chipmunk:
- "I've provided you with a couple of different drugs... like, the one where you go..."
- Little Mermaid Poop Part 1: Sebastian is the Boss
- When Ariel's sisters introduce her solo in the "Daughters of Triton" concert, the opening shell instead reveals Barney from The Simpsons drunkenly singing the I Dream of Jeannie theme while wearing a bikini.
- Ariel picks up Weegee from the floor of a sunken ship, admires him, then stuffs him into her bag.
- The shark chasing Ariel and Flounder being accompanied by the soundtrack for the commercial for Milton Bradley's "Shark Attack" board game, especially Flounder taunting the shark with "I win!"
- Blink and you'll miss it, but Ariel briefly changes into a Hipster Ariel Image Macro at one point.
- Little Mermaid Poop Part 2: Bane Watches Ariels Science Fiction Stories]
- "I got Gadgets and Gizmos a-plenty!"
- Among seeing Prince Eric for the first time, Ariel says ala Gaston "He's the one! The lucky man I'm going to molest!"
- Prince Eric says "Without a doubt, it'll just... Bam! Hit me... like a bolt of lightning!" and lightning instantly strikes the ship.
- Max drops from the flaming ship into the water with a Wilhelm Scream.
- The Joker blows up Prince Eric's ship by firing his machine gun at a barrel of gunpowder. Among the ship exploding, the Joker mockingly says "Oops! Dopey me!"
- Ariel rescues Prince Eric while pretending to be a German submarine and official.
- Philip J. Fry splashing about in the water during the shipwreck crying out "Help, I can't swim!"
- Stitch ruins Ariel's reprise of "Part of Your World," acting like a pervert.
- Little Mermaid Poop Part 4: Ursula Captures a Ariel
- Flotsam and Jetsam sing they represent the Lollipop Guild.
- Among Sebastian finding out Ariel's going to see Ursula, he pleads "No, she's a Maneater!"
- Ursula sings "Please don't laugh," but Ed Hyena laughs out loud anyway.
- Ursula does an imitation of Groucho Marx telling Ariel, "No substitutions, exchanges or refunds."
- "But, if he doesn't, you turn back into a mermaid and... you become a MEME!"
- When Ursula prepares to take Ariel's voice, she sings a bit of the "Higitus-Figitus song."
- Ursula captures Ariel's voice like a Pokémon.
- Snow White Recut
- Every time the Magic Mirror informs the Queen that she isn't the fairest in the land, the Queen gets so mad, she throws the Mirror out the window. The second time this happens, he calls out the Big "NO!" from Revenge of the Sith.
- In an interlude set to Queen's "Killer Queen", the Queen briefly takes Freddie Mercury's place in a still from the "Bohemian Rhapsody" music video, and the line, "Guaranteed to blow your mind", plays against the Queen using Eye Beams to blow up the head of an extra from the Simpsons episode "Burns' Heir".
- Queen: To make doubly sure you do not fail, bring her back in this!
"Chancellor": Uh, how's the princess going to fit in that box?
- When Snow White tells the Dwarfs about her scary run through the woods, the video cuts to footage from lower-budget Snow White adaptations, and Don Hertzfeldt's The Animation Show, accompanied by audio from a Gag Dub of The Lord of the Rings, to make it look like Disney didn't have enough money to properly animate the sequence.
- The Queen's descent to her laboratory becomes a Babe homage as the rats start singing, "Blue Moon".
- Frozen Unthawed
- Two Elsas complimenting each other's appearances.
- "Frozen in a Nutshell", which tries to summarize the movie with clips accompanied by audio from Knocked Up about The Power of Love.
- Nekron from Fire and Ice performing "Let it Go" to everyone else's confusion.
- Hans getting taunted by Anna with dialogue from Die Hard (a joke ChiefBrodyRules would repeat in another video, but with a different quote), then eaten by the Crocodile from Peter Pan.
- This spoof on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:
- Frozen: Global Meltdown
- Anna: Nothing's in my waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...
Stromboli: I PUSH YOU!
- Elsa: What's that amazing smell?
[Elsa and Anna sniff]
Elsa and Anna: Shit!
- This conversation between Hans and Anna, using audio from South Park:Hans: Princess, I didn't notice you before.
Anna: [Cartman voice] That's okay, 'cause I'm just a duck.
- Hans: I would never shut you out.
[Hans slams the door, shutting Anna in]
- Then there's this bit with Anna and Olaf:
- Instead of a new sled, Anna gives Kristoff a car (while making crazy eyes). When he says he can't accept it, Dr. Jonathan Crane sentences him to exile.
- This part:
- Squidville Is Full of Idiots.
Patrick: Are you Squidward?
- "Playing with a PINGAS? That's the most GAY thing I've ever heard!"
Fire hydrant: YES!
- Hank's Amazing Turkey Adventure.
- Sorry please die...well they asked nicely. Yep.
- Speck of Dust Breaks Down Bill
Mark: You already know what I'm talking about.Todd: No! I don't already know!
- "Hey there folks, welcome to Speck of Dust. We talk about music and nothing else."
- "Yep, as predicted, I can't feel my face and I'm in desperate need of surgery because this sucks."
- "Thankfully it held off Watchog from getting any bigger."
- "Yeah J. Cole's still a good rapper. Martin Luther King would love him."
- "Number 96: "Chris Brown Sucks"...Yes, he does."
- Nick Jonas: There's lels to your luls.
- "And finally, number 43, "Smoke Weed Everyday" by Snoop Dogg.
- "I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY", a two-part 14.5-minute epic in which cjflo manages to make R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" even more ridiculous than the original:
And then we all laughed, Twan said, "She gonna die?" "No doubt!"
- From part one we have: Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand/He opens the door, the gun's in my hand/He looks at the closet, I pull out my Beretta/He opens the door, I can't believe it's a midget... ...Well...GET TO THE POINT! Or I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY...
- It's the way the guy just lets his arm drop and stares into oblivion, like his life is now complete that makes it!
- From part two we have: Twan opens the door and it's Rosie the nosy neighbor...then all of a sudden, '''POW!'''
- Plus the Mood Whiplash thirty seconds later...
- Any time the title gets dropped. The midget even gets shot after he says it.
- From part one we have: Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand/He opens the door, the gun's in my hand/He looks at the closet, I pull out my Beretta/He opens the door, I can't believe it's a midget... ...Well...GET TO THE POINT! Or I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY...
- "You are already subscribed to BILL COSBY", another epic from one of her favorite sources, The Cosby Show:
BILL COSBYinBILL COSBYTHE BILL COSBY SHOWSBYBILL BILLSBYWith BILL COSBY as BILL COSBYSABRINABILL COSLEBEAUFBYCILL BOSBYPRODUCED BY BILL COSBY with help from BILL COSBYCreative Consultant/Producer/Co-executive Producer BILL COSBYBased on a BILL COSBY created by BILL COSBYAdditional BILL COSBY provided by BILL COSBYOriginal BILL COSBY Written and Arranged by BILL COSBYBILL COSBY Would Like to Thank all of the BILL COSBY Out There For Making BILL COSBY BILL COSBY
- The opening credits sequence gets a surreal makeover, with Cosby's name spammed numerous times and his face contorted in the most ridiculous fashions.
- In all its glory:
- Cliff Huxtable's obsession with penises and grounding his daughters (especially when he catches one of them watching Pulp Fiction).
- The scenes where the parents meet Denise's boyfriend Eddie are also not sacred, as Eddie starts scatting "Reggae" in outrageous fashions ("And Eddie, are you and Denise going out—" "EH MON." *sagenod*).
- Just when you thought cjflo was retired for good, she comes back with the 38 minute "The Flesh Pinch of Ball Hair", where all of her greatest Fresh Prince Running Gags deliver an endless assault, and even Bill Cosby and R. Kelly make cameo appearances. The length and pace are not for the faint of heart, but those who stick around are greatly rewarded.
- Raocow finds this video, comments on it, and gets 117 thumbs up
- On a meta level, the fact that raocow really did comment on the video and get 117 thumbs up.
- "The point where I refuse to undergo very expensive surgery and sacrifice myself for cheese."
- Replacing the last word of a line with "cheese" in varying pitches is done several times throughout the poop.
- "YOUS SUOY"
- "Wild toast."
- "Fire bar... Fire bar? Why would a cat wanna go to a bar? Cats don't drink, they drink milk!"
- (as a Trollface, a Chao, and a Mew's face bounce around on the screen) "This is getting kinda scary."
- "Delay Man, you have a weird... ...delay."
- "Let's go ahead and get our smoke on..." says Raocow as he starts blathering incoherently, and the screen changes colors as it gets progressively blurrier.
- "Air Man." *Insert crappy YTPMV here.*
- "And you run and you jump and you run and you jump and you jump and you run and that's just so square. I have no idea where I was going with that."
- "Scyders are spary."
- All 33.4 seconds (yes, it's timed) of the part where Raocow imitates a Mickey Mouse voice is raised in pitch so high that he is inarticulate as Mega Man walks along the border of the screen and falls off the ceiling a little after he gets halfway across it.
- Although not a YouTube Poop per se, BIONICLE 2: Bootleg Subtitles!Vakama: Do Not Want!
- Metru Nui is translated as "Nui of Subway."
- plate launcher
- 107- THE P0VVER RANGER$ 0PERATl0N 0VERDRlVE ADULT PARTY CART00N"It's time to go organic." note
- 185- 2013
"Well played, Sony."
- A small Running Gag here is the Historical Inaccuracy list... which is about rather mundane facts that didn't happen in the year 2012, including the Sony Ericsson still being around, and people still using Windows Vista. The fifth fact is kids still playing PSPs even though the Vita is out... and then it says it actually did happen.
- 199- The Extended Weekend of Sparkle; special mention goes to the Disney Acid Sequence with Twilight meeting Miss America.
- The short poop made in response to the Lumiose Conference. "I stand tall cause I know I'm a-" "LOSER!!!"
- "Learn How to Toys: Painstalkingly Pink Party Poat"
- "The My Littlest Pet Pony Prettiest Pony Princess Play-Doh Piano Castle Playset..."
- "...and open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur."
- The Baby Butterscotch pony doll bobbing its head to "SexyBack".
- "And get her— And get her— And get her Bieber head..."
- The ship set sail which includes Ash doing his own take on We Are Number One.
- JonTron Takes Rockington Out For Some Pizza Hut
- Gravity Faaf
- Dipper getting scared of Grunkle Stan so much that he explodes then inexplicably comes back to life.
- "Our uncle had transformed his house into a house he called The House."
- "Alright, ladies and gentlemen, behold: my ass!"
- Dipper's mosquito bites spelling out "Bieber".
- "Grunkle Stan says I was being paranoid, but according to this book I'm paranoid."
- "You think [Norman] might be Pinkie Pie? That would be so awesome!"
- "I'm gonna be a door and he's gonna be one of your crazy conspiracies!"
- "Her aim is getting better!"
- "I am one million dicks!"
- "You kids could go waste your time on some epic FUUF, or you could spend your day learning how to SKEWWEKS!"
- "ANUS GAY"
- "Why yes, of course you can chew on my penis."
- "Behold, the rock that looks like a rock. It looks like a rock, but it's a rock." "Does it look like a rock?" "No, it looks like a rock." "Is it a face?" "Yes, it's a face."
CommanderGwonam (retired; most links are to reuploads)
- My Civilized Response to Morshu's Immature Words. It's best not to quote it here.
- Apparently it's still funny... All of it.
- Why is Spaghetti?
- "Mice, yum."
- "Go, with many zelbinems."
- Holy Mother 3K!
- Morshu train.
- "Mario Farty 287"
- "Fuck me!" "Okay, fine, but I don't want to take the sus!"
- Yo Soy Antipático
- Robotnik Faves an Anthrocon 09 Video
- "Today's lesson is about the dangers of being gay."
- "I'll leave the gushing to those cocks."
- "I'm the one who found the jewels, and the fugitive, and the jewels, and Dr. Robotnik, and the fugitive, and Extractor One, and the jewels, and the jewels, and the jewels" "YOU'RE TOO FUCKING NICE!!!"
- "YOU ARE SCUM!!!"
- Nobody will ever get the hint
- "How we gonna gonna-how we gonna gonna-"
- "I got a hard-on!"
- "Shish to go."
- "Here is the hemp. Where do you wish to get high?"
- "I guess I'd better get rid of the Sega."
- Hi, Billy Mays here to unendorse all of the shit I have ever endorsed.
- Gaston Gets Constipated
- The King of Dings
- "I need help!" "Do it yourself, you doof!"
- "Simply apply the special bonding agent—also known as glue—to the super special strong dent puller, and place it firmly in the middle of the super special dent. Now fit the super special pulling bridge over it, and twist on this super duper amazing unbelievably special wingnut."
- "The dent is gone. And look! Your car is like new again! It's like the dent was never there." (pound) "And look, your car looks like shit again!"
- "Here's how to order: Simply remove all your money from your wallet and place it firmly in the middle of my hand."
- Mr. Krubby Krabby Avenges Pearl Harbor
Customer: Oh, now about the barnacle rings?Barnacle Boy: Barnacle MAN!
- "Who lives in a pinecone under the sea?"
Squidward: Where are we going? 2Fort?(cut to them at 2Fort)Mr. Krabs: Nope.Squidward: Guantanamo?(cut to them tied up and ready for torture)Mr. Krabs: Try again.Squidward: Ooh, ooh, clam fishing?(cut to them on the boat)Mr. Krabs: Better than that.(cut to them cramped in small clubhouse)Squidward: Well, this is stupid.
- "Sir, let's just get this out of the way: I HATE SWEDISH PEOPLE!"
- The news flash of Bikini Bottom legalizing gay marriage.
- Squidward guessing where Mr Krabs will take him and SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs: (holding an alicorn Twilight doll) I...trusted you...and you gave me this!?
- SpongeBob's fishing hook swiping the book Squidward was reading...and then coming back to give him a copy of Mein Kampf.
- SpongeBob's fishing hook ripping Squidward's dick off!
- "Yeah, and I have to go home and feed Gary." (cut to Gary being attacked by Puffy Fluffy)
- Mr. Krabs representing bronies in 2013.
SpongeBob: What'd you give him?Mr. Krabs: Coral Blue #2 semi-gloss lipstick.
- Mr. Krabs crucifying Jesus.
- After Mr. Krabs throws out all the sandwiches, the Heavy leaps overboard to get them back. Then, when Mr. Krabs chucks the refrigerator overboard, we hear it hitting the Heavy and him screaming.
- Pranktin goes to a mental hospital
- "If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to..." (cut to SpongeBob singing "Never Gonna Give You Up")
- Spingleblap wants a gun licence
"I own everything here. Viacom owns nothing."
- The opening disclaimer...
- The Nostalgia Critic shooting himself while watching Mrs. Puff do...something with a balloon.
- "CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!"
- Spingleblap, Cracktrick, and Mr Krustacean go to Darfur
- SpingeBill, Potrock and Squishward go to Vietnam
- Katy Perry Experiences A Hardcore Teenage Wet Dream, with its hilarious subtitles.
- Katy Perry Discovers There's A Gay Fish Jammin Her Spaceship Engine.
- "I foreskin Reba Black! Final Fantasy! Astro Boy! See, they callin' me an alien 'cause I know that I'm a gay fish!"
- "Wanna be a RECTUM! Supernatural! Touch my extra testicle!"
- "I'M ON SHROOMS!!!"
- "Fill my hypnotizing pussy with your glowing cock!"
- "Stun me with Miso Soup!"
- "Magneton, Sonic"
- What's cooler? This poop also pre-dates the cs188 poop that also pooped E.T. and lampshaded the exact same mondegreen.
- Iggy Azalea's Violently Stretched Oven
- Jasper comes to dinnerSteven (as Connie's phone rings): Is that your mom?
Connie: It's probably Jasper.
Connie checks her phone; the screen reads JASPER
Connie: Called it. Hello?
Jasper: STOP SINGING!!
Steven: What do you mean Jasper won't let you come over? It's the mid-season-pre-season-prepre-season-mid-finale of Under The Knife!
Steven: How am I supposed to bring one of you to dinner? You're all so... radioactive!
Pearl: Well, I have to thank Amethyst for putting out.
Peridot: Because of you, everyone came!
- Garnet Teaches Sex-EdRuby: How am I gonna f**k you?!
Sapphire: You already did.
- Holly Blue Agate Is HomophobicPearl: I cannot believe Amethyst is a fusion!
Sas: Today, I'm straight. We won't stand out if we play it straight.
Amethyst: Straight? Like them?
Amethyst: But I've never even seen a straight Amethyst before! What if I say something gay?
Sas: Just look the part.
Steven: But Pearl isn't straight at all!
Pearl: F**k you!
Yellow Diamond: Why would you want to f**k her? Do you ever see her? Tell me, what's the use of f**king, Blue?
Yellow Diamond: An Agate has a use, they can go and f**k a Sapphire!
Yellow Diamond: And we're always thinking of memes!
- Pearl f*cks PeridotSteven: Looks like our final score is.... a tit.
Peridot: You are beneath me! I will always be an accessory and nothing I've seen here today will ever change that!
Pearl: Well, have you ever seen a pearl do this?!
Careless Whisper plays as Pearl stands up and flicks her hair back''
Peridot: You changed that!
- Peridot breaks Pearl's heartPearl: No! Peridot didn't have a penis, because if Peridot had a penis, I would have known about it!
Craig has Dysentery
- " But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? This new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My TEDx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here."
- "It wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account, and 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only 47 hills in my Hollywood account, and only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account."
- "I don't call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must construct additional pylons."
- Don't Tell Your Mother:Michael Rosen: When my mother goes to evening classes, my dad says "Don't tell your mother. Let's have..."
- Free-2-Play OutlawsThe taller bandit venting his pain into a nearby telephone:Ghost: 347, Radio Graffi-Bandit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!Ghost: GODDAMN ALL OF YOU GODDAMN TROLL TERRORISTS! *cans.wav*
- Isaac's Mom Goes to TGI Fridays: Isaac dreaming of Uboa and dying.
Narrator: Again the voice called to her.Voice: Take your damn clothes off!Isaac's Mom: Yes, Lord!*screen becomes censored while screaming can be heard*
- There's also this:
- "Isaac and his mom were both very STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Made even better by the fact that Isaac and his mom look at the narrator when this is happening and appear to be just as confused as the viewers are.