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"Gentlemen...behold! I have made love to this machine! And now, upon retrospect, I ask why..."
Dr. Weird [while gesturing to a lawnmower], Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Shipping where one or both of the partners is an inanimate object — becoming, in effect, a Companion Cube. A common type of Crack Pairing in fandom. To some, this kind of shipping is made of Squick; to others, it's Serious Business.

Semi-justifiable if the object in question is an Empathic Weapon.

Compare Robo Ship (when part of the pairing is a sentient machine, including spacecraft and other vessels with AI), Cargo Envy (where someone else wishes they were the object in question) and Animal Sweet on Object (for when an animal falls for an object in-universe). See also Perverse Sexual Lust (which is the real person-to-fictional character version) and I Call It "Vera". Contrast Enmity with an Object.

Not to Be Confused with Cargo Cult, IKEA Erotica and a literal kind of ship that carries cargo, goods, and materials from one port to another, which is Just for Pun.



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  • Scott×Toaster. Gotta love how Quiznos' is sticking with this campaign.
  • There have been a series of Swiffer ads that involve an "ex" mop or broom being rejected by the woman and her new Swiffer product, complete with sad love songs. Later ones show "him" getting together with another household object on the rebound — a rake with a leaf in one of the tines, for instance — making a double Cargo Ship.
  • Prize for weirdest cargo ship ever has to go to the Glad Odor Guard "Trashy Affair" commercial. It's Exactly What It Says on the Tin: one episode has a man take a sensual bath with a bag of garbage, complete with rose petals, champagne, and his wife walking in on him while he's in a love shrine to the trash.
  • Inverted and subverted by Spike Jonze in an ad for Ikea. It focuses on a lamp being swapped for an Ikea lamp, and while the old one is left out in the rain, the new one is being used in the comfort of the house. The ad uses lighting to make you feel sympathy for the ejected lamp as though it were sentient... and then a man comes in and calls you "crazy" for feeling sorry for something that "has no feelings."


    Anime & Manga 
  • Attack on Titan: Sasha Blouse×Food in general and steamed potatoes in particular (she even risked disciplinary action just to eat a freshly steamed potato during the introduction.
    • Levi, a canon neat freak, is often paired up with cleaning supplies, most often Tide.
  • Read or Die: Yomiko×Books (It's canon, Joker once said in the manga, that the experience gained by Yomiko from "immersing herself into the book" is "quite similar to sexual ecstasy".)
  • One Piece:
  • Full Metal Panic!:
    • Sousuke×Weapons
    • Chidori×Harisen to beat up Sousuke with.
  • Bleach: Aizen×Teacup: totally Canon!
  • Mazinger Z: A mind-screwing example, overlapping with Robo Ship. Minerva-X was a Fem Bot programmed to be the other half of Mazinger-Z's Battle Couple. So she was in love with it. However, she ALSO was a Humongous Mecha, only unlike Mazinger she was sentient, had her own mind and could feel, think and act on her own. Action Girl Sayaka declaring only HER Fem Bot Aphrodite-A was Mazinger-Z's true battle partner did not help matters...
  • A Mouse and a talking cheese in this independent short.
  • There's a very scary amount of Gundam fanfiction and art involving Humongous Mecha humping each other — and they aren't even sentient like the Transformers.
  • Molester Man has an In-Universe "relationship" with Sachiko, the Moe Personification of his onahole. In the final omake chapter, he comforts her and promises he won't forget about her now that he has a girlfriend.
  • To subvert the Gotta Ship 'Em All status in the My Hero Academia fandom, many non-shippers jokingly ship cargo ships:
    • Midoriya/Broken Bones or Hospital Bed or something related to him breaking his bones. A much less popular one: Midoriya/Katsudon, his canon Trademark Favorite Food.
    • Bakugō/something related to his anger issues, usually Bakugō/Therapy or something of the sort.
    • Todoroki/Boiling Kettle, though this is is commonly hated in favor of Todoroki/Cold Soba.
    • Aoyama/Himself, due to his self-care tendencies.
  • The EVAs in Neon Genesis Evangelion, too. At least they're partially organic and intelligent. On the other hand, one of them is kinda-sorta Shinji's mom.
    • There's also this fanfic with Shinji/MAGI pairing.
    • In the case of Shinji and Asuka, being shipped with their EVAs is actually incest. In case it wasn't wrong enough.
    • Would that include Gendo×Unit-01? Because that's sort of canon...
      • There is actually a fanfic about Gendo being caught masturbating in Unit-01's entry plug - by Shinji noticing the droplets of semen floating in the LCL during a synch test, nonetheless. Absolutely everyone in the cast knows immediately it was him and are squicked out by it.
  • Macross:
    • A couple of third and fourth options have been suggested in regards to Macross Frontier's Love Triangle; Alto×VF-25 and Alto×the sky respectively, though these were mainly suggested for laughs (we hope), it does kinda make sense in a very eerie way.
      • And in the first Macross Frontier movie we now have Ranka cosplaying a VF-25. It even transforms between Battroid and Gerwalk modes (and the Gerwalk mode looks like Ranka doing the VF-25); Ranka clearly knows what he likes...
    • Along a similar vein, the YF-19 could be seen as one of Isamu's distractions from the Macross Plus Love Triangle.
  • As well as Zone of the Enders, but when you consider the resident Humongous Mechas' already phallic cockpits, perhaps it was just a logical step.
    • Notable is the fact that the main mechas in the series all have AIs with female personalities, and all three of them become really close to their (male) pilots. The one exception being The 2nd Runner, where the pilot constantly teases the AI about her friendship with the pilot of the first game.
  • There is a particularly pervasive pairing circulating in the Bee Train fan community: Madlax/curtain. It was spawned by a single scene near the beginning of the series where the titular Action Girl sneaks into the apartment of her target and wraps herself in a curtain for no apparent reason, looking both adorably cute and damn hawt at the same time.
  • These are officially named inanimate object ships in the Pokémon fandom:
    • Celebishipping: Vicious The Iron Masked Marauder and a Time Flute. (This one even had an article on Bulbapedia for a while.)
    • Computershipping: Ash's Pokedex and Shu's In-com;
    • Hatshipping: Ash and his hats;
    • Mikishipping: Any combination of James, Staryu and a Pokedex;
    • Orbshipping: Ash and his Poke Balls;
    • Piketshipping: Pikachu and his ketchup bottle, which sacrificed itself to save him from a Scyther's blade;
    • Pokedexplzshipping: Ash and his Pokedex;
    • Postcardshipping: Primeape and Ash's hat;
    • Recolorshipping: Ash's Hoenn hat and Ash's Sinnoh hat;
    • Snackshipping: Sub Sandwich and a Rice Ball;
    • Swallowshipping: Neo the Whiscash and a Master Ball;
    • Zukanshipping: The original Pokedex and the Hoenn Pokedex.
    • ...And that doesn't count all the "Gary and his hand" ships.
    • ...Or Brock and his Drying Pan, which there is actually fanfiction of.
    • Technically unnamed, but amongst Pokémon Adventures readers you have N×Ferris Wheel.
  • Another borderline example: Fullmetal Alchemist's Ed× Al in his suit of armour body, doubling as incestuous Cargo Ship.
  • Code Geass:
  • Lyrical Nanoha: Bardiche/Raising Heart. It's only fair; everyone else on that show gets shipped with someone. Plus, given that they happen to be intelligent empathic weapons whose owners are more or less canon, it is more probable than most of the choices here.
  • Dominion Tank Police:
    • Leona×Bonaparte (her tank) is almost canon, what with how much she obsesses over it. We also see her nearly humping a motorcycle in New Dominion Tank Police during a flashback showing her as a motorcycle cop prior to joining the tank police. Her partner even lampshades it, and Leona isn't afraid to admit it.
      Leona: I can't help it. It's the feeling of cold metal. It makes me all tingly.
    • Her coworkers certainly seem to think that this is canon, after an incident where after spending the night as Buaku's prisoner, she ignores her partner/would-be boyfriend to embrace Bonaparte.
      Chaplain: Let us not lead to judgement, Dear Lord, but if it appeareth that my fellow policeperson haveth an unnatural affair with her tank, forgive her. Amen.
  • Pat Labor: Noah×Alphonse. (Same voice actress as Dominion.)
  • In Burn Up! Excess (and W), Maya Jingu loves her firearms. In one episode of Excess in particular, she is shown laying down and holding a rifle at a firing range, stripped to her underwear and getting a lot of...satisfaction from pulling the trigger.
  • There's a running gag in the Reborn! (2004) fandom involving Hibari/Namimori. And no, we don't mean the student body, we mean the school itself. Talk about taking school pride a step too far...
  • D.Gray-Man:
    • Allen Walker/his Innocence. Yes, there has been fanfic. There's also some Tyki Mikk/Timcanpy.
    • The greatest love between man and sword is between Kanda×Mugen.
  • After great deliberation, the non-Shippers of the Tsubasa/Xxx HO Li C fandom have concluded that there is only one true official pairing: Mokona/sake. Yuuko/beer is up for debate.
  • From After War Gundam X: Tiffa and Double X Gundam in a very brief one-shot.
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:
    • There's at least one fanfic shipping Dio Brando and a steamroller.
    • There's also Kakyoin/Cherry, which is practically canon...
  • Death Note gives us:
  • There's a manga called The Female Fridge about a refrigerator with a human mind who falls in love with her owner. When she finds out he has a girlfriend, she murders them both by falling over on them.
  • Zig zags all over the place in Ghost in the Shell, especially since it's almost impossible to tell an android from a fully flesh and blood human at times.
  • Akikan! mostly avoids this by applying Moe Anthropomorphism to its soda can girls, but Kakeru fully embodies this trope when he decides to flirt with a vending machine that has a female voice programmed in. Twice. And in episode 7 he makes out with a chair.
  • Baccano!:
    • For a change, an entirely canon (Yes, in that way) cargo ship: Nice and explosives.
    • And Rachel really loves trains, in a Freudian way. Due to her daddy issues. It makes sense in context.
  • Ojamajo Doremi: There's Doremi×Steak; Pop×Dolly (when she still thought that Majorika was a doll) and Majorika×Hot Spring. The latter two would pretty much make a love triangle, since Dolly is Majorika.
  • There's a small and recent meme within the Hetalia: Axis Powers fandom about Austria and his piano...
    • And fanart exists for the England×America×Hamburger love triangle.
    • Not to mention the brief explosion of affection for Switzerland and his gun after the anime song preview.
    • Also there are some fics of Sweden×Ikea. Ironically, these fics tend not to fall victim to Ikea Erotica.
    • Recently, there's France×Gazebo fic/art.
    • Somehow, this Refrigerator×Iceland×Refrigerator fic (Warning! NSFW!) hasn't been put here yet.
    • Russia×his faucet pipe.
    • Russia×Vodka..... anyone??
    • There is a short (as in one paragraph) fic about Sealand×Waffle.
    • Germany×Herr Schtick, due to the English Gag Dub. No "Stick up his ass jokes", please..
    • As of season 5, we have been presented with Prussia/broom & Netherlands/money.
    • From this fic, we have...America/Big Mac. Seriously.
  • There's a Record of Lodoss War fan comic shipping Deedlit×sword. In the stinger at the end, she asks to borrow Ashram's sword, on the grounds that it vibrates.
  • Nasuverse:
    • Shiki×Chair is quite popular, then there's Shiki×Glasses, and Shiki×Nanatsu-Yoru (his knife).
    • Hisui×any knife or sword.
    • Ciel×Curry and Kotomine×Mapo Tofu.
    • Shirou×any sword. Shirou×Caliburn is practically canon in the Fate route, the way he gushes over it.
    • Rule Breaker×Azoth in a Seme×Uke relationship.
    • Archer×Kansho×Bakuya for hot threesome action.
    • Gilgamesh×Chains of Heaven kinda of canon when you think about it.
    • Carnival Phantasm gives us AssassinxRyudou Temple Gate
  • K-On!:
  • Yu-Gi-Oh!:
    • There's one fanfic with a perfect example of this: Kaiba and his ego.
    • Mako×The Ocean? I mean come on, that's got to be canon.
    • There's actually a canon example, too. Kaiba is definitely very attached to his Blue-Eyes White Dragon. It turns out that the original Blue-Eyes was created from the spirit of his past life's murdered girlfriend.
    • In The Abridged Series Kaiba states that he has a hard-on for technology. He also has a fetish for the God Cards and has "looked into" marrying the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. (As shown above, the last one is sort of canon in the series proper.)
    • Possibly Yami Yugi and the Dark Magician Girl, as she is the spirit of his childhood friend Mana. The manga even has a scene where Marik refers to her as 'your woman'. It's also common for characters to express having a card crush on her.
    • Several characters throughout Yu-Gi-Oh! GX develop crushes on other cards, such as the Princess Classic-wannabe who imagined that each of her frog cards was a Prince Charming. Considering how many cards have actual spirits, this almost makes sense.
    • As for 5D's, Yusei×his D-Wheel; in the Abridge-verse, it's canon.
      • This gets lampshaded in the 4Kids English dub. When Akiza's in a coma, Yusei agrees to help her. Martha teases him on having her as a girlfriend, then Blister drops this line;
        Blister: He already has a girlfriend; his motorcycle!
  • Negima! Magister Negi Magi: Natsumi×Leek.
  • A surprisingly good Descendants of Darkness fanfic ships Muraki, Oriya, and Oriya's katana. They used the handle, not the blade.
  • Higurashi: When They Cry: Rena×"Kenta-kun". Oookaaaay...
    • Also similar to the Umineko example, Chie×Curry. It's one of the more popular pairings in Japan, at least it was before the anime was released.
  • Gunsmith Cats: Rally Vincent×CZ75. Thankfully not loaded, but she certainly violated the first rule of firearm safety.
  • Magician's Academy: Trincia×Rocket. And it's CANON.
  • Then there's one crossover between Tenchi Muyo! and Star Wars, about someone Ryoko and Ryo-ohki met in their early travels. The Millennium Falcon. Although at least it was Ryo-Ohki's love interest.
  • Actually implicitly done In-Universe with Sentou Yousei Yukikaze. The main character, Fukai Rei, only displays emotion with regard to his CO, Jack Bukhar, and his aircraft's AI, the eponymous Yukikaze. All the episodes basically tells us that the AI depended on Rei as much as Rei depended on her. This includes Rei distrusting the aircraft enough to have a breakdown in mid-battle (which only words of encouragement from Rei finally make Yukikaze recover), the aircraft forcibly pulling Rei out of a soon-to-be-blown Airborne Aircraft Carrier, to Rei trusting his aircraft even when she is about to commit suicide (which she finally didn't, simply because Rei is onboard). Even a psychologist actually concludes, in-universe, that Yukikaze has a measurable emotion much like a human, despite the AI looking nothing remotely like human, and the only sound we hear from her is when she executes a command, or when her camera (pointing to Rei, no less) focuses and refocuses, as if someone nodding/shaking her head.
    • The next best thing to Word of God, the designer himself said Yukikaze was a series where the eponymous jet was the heroine.
  • Golden Boy gives us the lovely canonical relationship between a Rich Bitch and her motorbike, one that she straddles naked over and masturbates with until Kintaro beats her in a downhill bike race. Also, there's Kintaro's toilet fetish.
  • Canonical in Transformers: Robots in Disguise: Sideburn is always hitting on sexy red sport cars.
    • His Super Mode makes him a red sports car. This is best not thought about.
  • Eureka Seven has the canonical Renton, Eureka, Nirvasch love triangle.
    • Debatable, as the Nirvasch, while mecha like in nature, DOES turn out to be a sentient, living being born by the Coral. Note also the many references to LFOs dying in the mine sequence.
  • Sometimes it seems that Vice-principal Uchiyamada in Great Teacher Onizuka loves his car more than he loves his family. The way he gushes over it — complete with kissy faces, caressing, and blushing — makes one wonder whether he'd have preferred to marry it rather than his emotionally cold wife.
  • Idolmaster: Xenoglossia completely runs with it: the only way to pilot the giant robots is to treat them like a boyfriend. Of course, the robots themselves are sentient, so there was one case of a giant robot recording a video of Haruka telling the robot that she wants to "show him everything", and then taking her shirt off.
  • Naruto:
    • There's a fanfic of Kyuubi no Kitsune×Hokage Tower. And yes, it was indeed as disturbing as it sounds Here it is for anyone interested.
    • Gaara×Gourd... anyone?
      • Gaara/Gourd, Temari/Fan, Kankuro/Puppets... It runs in the family.
    • Kisame×Samehada. He wasn't too happy when it basically cheated on him with Killer Bee.
    • Naruto×Ramen
    • Hinata×Secret Hyuuga Wound Ointment, and guess what she uses it for!!
    • Kakashi×IchaIcha novels
  • Umineko: When They Cry: Kumasawa×Mackerel. Popular enough that it's frequently seen on the popularity polls for favorite couples.
    • Erika×chopsticks×duct tape.
    • Battler×hatstand.
  • Durarara!!: There is growing support among the fandom for Shizuo×"Vending Machine-chan".
    • The series also has something of a canon Cargo Ship in that Anri's Empathic Weapon, Saika, has a bizarre romantic attachment to Shizuo. Anri has trouble focusing around him simply because the sword gets terribly...excited whenever she so much as looks at him. Could be the Forbidden Fruit effect, as Shizuo is actually one of the few people immune to Saika's possessive power because its influences are nothing compared to his constant fear of his own power.
    • Subverted with Celty/Celty's Bike, because that's not really a bike but a ghost horse in disguise.
    • Then again, there's Izaya/Celty's head.
    • The author, Narita, has proven to be thoroughly amused by the concept of shipping inanimate objects, given some of the things Erika and Walker say. They once argued over who'd top in a Fans/Trolls ship.
      Erika: Speaking of which, there had been a shitstorm just recently about which one is the OTP between CD×DVD or DVD×CD...
    • There's also Kida×Hoodie.
  • Kino from Kino's Journey is often shipped with her talking motorcycle Hermes; not surprising since he is Kino's only companion, and the only sentient being she feels a real bond to.
  • Speed Grapher. I mean, seriously. It’s not only canon but a major plot point that Saiga has a fetish for his camera. And Ginza has a fetish for her gun. That’s not to mention all of the villains. There’s a woman with a fetish for diamonds, a dentist who just loves teeth, a guy who simply adores tattoos, a guy who loves music, and one who likes food. This is all completely canon.
  • In one episode of Sonic X, while aboard a cruise ship and going insane, Sonic gets Tails worked up about the X-Tornado being lonely.
  • Saitama Chainsaw Shoujo: Fumio and her chainsaw. Even the Doomguy never had this much love for his Weapon of Choice.
  • In Sora no Manimani, Cloud Cuckoo Landers Kawamura and Minami have a fetish for constellations.
  • Mushishi. In one case a girl gets rather attached to a particular swamp (or more accurately the mushi or spirit of the swamp). Possibly an Invoked Trope in-universe, since she was actually sacrificed to abate a flood and was told she was becoming a "Bride of the Water God" and when the mushi saved her life and gave her the ability to breathe underwater she seemed to take it a bit too literally. In another episode, a woman begins to visit a white bamboo tree when she and her husband are unable to conceive. She even gets pregnant from said relationship with bamboo tree. The circumstances surrounding both of them are odd, but I believe that it qualifies for this trope.
  • And then in Samurai 7, there's Kikuchiyo and Kamachi — which, like the Al×Mei ship, also doubles as May-December Romance. Assuming he really isn't thirteen, of course.
  • The World God Only Knows gives us Keima×Dating Sim heroine Yokkyun and Elsie×fire trucks as canon.
  • Soul Eater gives us Marie Mjolnir, who sees herself as such a Christmas Cake she plans to marry a toilet on the grounds that "It will accept anything she gives it". It's a very classy series.
    • The show's titular protagonist×his piano. It gets hilarious in later chapters when Soul gains the ability to turn his limbs into piano keyboards.
  • Himawari!! presents us with a dual, canon one in the form of Cherry Tree×Chimney. Granted, it's the kami (god) of the tree that's in love with the chimney, but still.
  • The Title Sequence of School Rumble shows a sequence of unrequited loves, ending with Oji being in love with curry. (Who the curry is in love with is left a mystery.)
  • Berserk: Farnese×Dragonslayer
  • In Tiger & Bunny, the superheroes collectively decided to give Barnaby "Bunny" Brooks Jr. a stuffed rabbit for his birthday. The fandom has since shipped said rabbit with both Barnaby and Kotetsu, usually as a surrogate for the other half of the duo.
  • Jun of Rozen Maiden is often shipped with any dolls in the series, especially Shinku. Although, as these dolls are alchemically animated and thus have souls, albeit artificial ones, it may also be viewed as Robo Ship.
  • Considering that most of the girls in Cube×Cursed×Curious are inanimate cursed objects, you do the math...
  • Haruka, the lead character in the anime Free!, has a habit of removing his clothes at the mention of swimming pools. This has led to a large amount of Haruka×Water.
    • He once had a fateful encounter with an intensely beautiful waterfall.
    • The beginning of the first FrFr extra from the DVD features Nagisa and Makoto participating in an experiment to determine how much water is needed to get Haru to take off his clothes.
  • Arpeggio of Blue Steel is a huge Accidental (or not?) Pun on this trope and Shipping. The plethora of cybernetic Moe Anthropomorphisms of battleships and submarines inevitably led to... ship shipping, mainly with Gunzou. The fact that many of them act like they're in love with him certainly helps.
  • Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet: Ledo×Chamber, i.e. a man and his mecha, has a lot of fan art. The latter does have some rudimentary Artificial Intelligence, at least. This ship probably gained most of its traction from Chamber's Heroic Sacrifice to save Ledo.
  • Gatchaman Crowds gives us the very nearly canon Hajime×Hajime's Planners. No, she hasn't slept with any of them (that we know of), but the delighted noises she makes while rubbing her cheek against them are pretty suspect. Her classmates are certainly weirded out.
  • Kill la Kill has Ryuko, delinquent swordfighter, and Senketsu, her Stripperiffic sentient combat uniform. On the serious side of things, one character notes that the close companionship of the two is largely where they get their strength from, and their odd relationship is repeatedly underlined as bizarre or even abhorrent by the setting's standards. On the not-so-serious side, she considers him to be "cheating" when someone steals him and puts him on.
  • In Girls und Panzer, Yukari×Panzer is practically canon. Her love for tanks extends to talking in her sleep about tank cannons, in a context that suggests that she's having an Erotic Dream.
  • Max and his broom from Fairy Tail. The subtle example is that whenever he goes into a fight, he often brings the broom along. Since he is a pretty strong sand mage, he hasn't got much use for a regular broom in a fight, so some fans assume he may be bringing it along for more sentimental reasons. The less subtle example: Every time he's knocked out, he's seen with his pants pulled down and the broom lodged up his ass. And he's usually smiling happily while it happens.
  • Priss and her motorbike from Bubblegum Crisis. The cover of the OST for "Revenge Road" actually shows her leaning her cheek against it with a beatific smile on her face.
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica:
    • Fans like to note that Kyousuke Kamijou seems to be far more interested in his violin than in either of the two attractive girls with crushes on him. It gets to Pair the Spares level in some stories. This was all but confirmed by Word of God—supposedly, if he started dating Sayaka, he would frequently ditch her to play violin—and in The Movie, where he's ostensibly dating Hitomi but spends so much time practicing for recitals that he rarely sees her outside of school.
    • As an odd combination of this trope and normal shipping, some fanart pairs one Magical Girl with another's soul gem. This may or may not involve Fantastic Arousal. It's because they're Soul Jars, and some fans see this as romantic/fetishistic... unlike the characters in-story, who mostly find it horrifying.
  • Kurumi and Shovel-chan in School-Live!. Kurumi is an Action Girl who always uses a shovel to kill zombies. Her friends make more than a few jokes about her and shovel.

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    Audio Plays 
  • There is a small but growing contingent of Narvin/Gallifrey shippers in the fandom for the Gallifrey audios, from the Doctor Who Extended Universe.

    Comic Books 
  • There is probably a decent chunk of fanfic dedicated to shipping Sara Pezzini (or another wielder) with the Witchblade. Then again, the Witchblade being a pseudo living/sentient object, it might not count.
  • Tony Stark/his sentient Iron Man armor. Note that this was canon, complete with the jealous armor demanding that Tony "get inside me". The armor even gained the fan nickname "Tony's abusive boyfriend".
    • While not nearly as popular as the above, there is also Tony/Cheeseburger based on a scene from The Movie.
  • Marvel Comics' 1970s character Star-Lord actually had a few plots based on his relationship with his sentient, shapeshifting Ship. (She's actually an Energy Being in Cool Ship form, making it more an Interspecies Romance.)
  • Runaways: There's at least one Victor×Toaster fanfic.
  • Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics) gives us Bean the Dynamite, a duck who's really fond of his bombs...
  • Part of the Canon and played for creepy in the V for Vendetta comic, between the Head, Adam Susan, and the computer Fate. It's strongly implied that Susan is a heavily-closeted, self-loathing homosexual and this is his coping mechanism. Discovering that V has been manipulating Fate since the beginning sends him into a Villainous Breakdown which eventually leads to his assassination.
  • Tank Girl and her tank. Not only are they stated to have had sex (just that one time, and she was drunk) but she got pregnant and bore its half-human, half-armoured fighting vehicle offspring.
  • Superman: "Where is she? My lady the sun. She makes me strong. She gives me her light and her life and I am forever grateful. But where is she now?"
    • Lois has also teased Clark by comparing the city of Metropolis to his mistress.
  • Batman and Gotham. At one point, it's mentioned that he's already married - to the city.
    • There is many a fan art of Jason Todd being shipped with a crowbar, especially the one The Joker used to beat him to death. It helps he uses one as a weapon in Red Hood and the Outlaws.
  • Cain and The House of Mystery. Sometimes it seems like he loves that old house more than he does his friends or family.
  • Canonical in Hellboy spin-off B.P.R.D.: Roger the homunculus falls in love with (a statue of) the Roman goddess Cloacina after a mission in Venice, and goes to have a picnic lunch and wine "with" her. When he is destroyed and trapped in a fantasy realm in his own mind, he imagines the statue of Cloacina there with him.
  • The Doom comic has the marine come across the BFG and literally weep tears of happiness because it's so powerful it moves him.
  • As if the relationships in Krazy Kat weren't konfusing enough already, there are plenty of hints of Ignatz × Bricks.
  • Maps of Gotham Academy fantasizes about marrying Damian's grappling gun.
  • While the other Grumbel's workers in Retail joke about how the only thing Stuart loves is the Grumbel's employee handbook, it should be noted that Marla did walk in on him having a romantic Valentine's dinner with the policy and procedural manual...
  • The Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye:
    • When Swerve isn’t being shipped with the bar he runs, he’s being paired with the “My First Blaster”, a custom-built gun Brainstorm made for him.
    • Brainstorm×his briefcase. The Reveal of why he’s so attached to it (it’s a time machine that he wants to use to undo the death of his unrequited love) just adds to it.
    • Rodimus×the Lost Light is practically canon by the end of the comic.

    Fan Works 
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: "Oh, Black Luster Soldier, no one must ever know of our forbidden love..."
    • "Oh giant rock, sometimes I think you're the only one who understands me".
    • Mako and the Ocean. He later breaks up with the sea for the younger aquarium, which 'has its benefits'. He then reunites with the Ocean with Britney Spears music playing in the background.
    • "What's that, Dark Magician Girl? You wanna make out?"
    • Kaiba seems to have a raging hard-on for the entire children's card game.
      • He reserves his strongest feelings for his Blue-Eyed White Dragons, however.
      • And the God Cards; "summonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonit..."
    • In Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Yusei and his D-Wheel which he refers to as his girlfriend.
  • Princess Tutu Abridged: "Mytho's being paired with the river!"
  • Most Vocaloid pairings that aren't with each other involves their Trademark Favorite Food - Kaito×Ice Cream, Len×Banana, Miku×Leek, and Gakupo×Eggplant are the most common. And there are some examples of Rin×Steam Roller. Kaito also gets some Kaito×Scarf among his fans.
  • Naruto: The Abridged Series: Kakashi and a carton of Milk. Appears to be canon.
  • Harry Potter:
    • There's quite an infamous fanfic with Ron shagging a teapot. And another with a teaspoon.
    • The "Squidwarts" shipping (Giant Squid/Hogwarts Castle) is something of a meme on Fandom Wank.
    • Harry×Gringotts×Hogwarts. Here, for the curious.
    • Draco×goblet, which comes from a line in the first book after the Slytherins supposedly won the House Cup, "A storm of cheering and stamping broke out from the Slytherin table. Harry could see Draco Malfoy banging his goblet on the table. It was a sickening sight." Obvious intentional misinterpretation of "banging" produced the pairing.
    • Also the Weasleys' Ford Anglia×Crowley's old Bentley from Good Omens. And the Ford Anglia×The Whomping Willow. That car gets around...
    • Ford Anglia×Sirius's flying motorbike.
    • The Wizard Rock band The Whomping Willows have a few songs about the one-sided love between the Willow and Hermione. Which came from one of them mis-reading a Willow/Hermione fic.
    • Harry Potter×Snitch.
    • Lucius Malfoy×The Cane. Yeah, Snakey is the dominant one. And their love child is Sephiroth.
      • Depicted here (Completely Safe for Work).
    • And Tumblr gave us Drapple, which is Draco×Apple. (Now joked about in a lot of Harry Potter fan fictions, even off-Tumblr.)
      • Which was then followed with Chickron (Ron×Chicken) and Ludding (Luna×Pudding).
    • Dobby×Sorting Hat. "Dobby had always loved clothes, but never like this..."
    • Remus/tree became something of a meme on Potterfic Weekly, and Hermione/book got a mention.
  • Invader Zim: One fanfic depicted GIR's total and complete love for... a toaster.
    • And there's one where, while Zim and Dib are busy fighting, Zim's computer and Tak's ship (which now belongs to Dib, remember) start flirting with each other. By the time Zim and Dib reenter the room, the computer and the ship are having what could best be described as robot sex.
  • In early episodes of Touhou Project fan video Komeiji Koishi No Dokidoki Daibouken, Koishi seems to share a fairly close bond with her 'Hat-san'. She also takes advice from it.
    • In episode 6, it turns out that there are more than one 'Hat-san'... To be precise, a wall full of Hat-sans. Looks like she keeps them as a replacement, though.
      • 'Hat-san' is probably the identity rather than the physical object itself; as long as it is wearable on her head, whether the said object is the same hat she usually wears, or even an actual hat, doesn't seem to matter. She manages to replace the hat with her shoe, call it 'Hat-san' and have a conversation with it in usual manner after losing the original Hat-san in episode 5.
  • The Legacy of Kain fandom is peppered with Kain and Raziel slash after Raziel becomes the Soul Reaver.
  • The scientist Feldspar and Master Chief's helmet in Company0051. Chief himself is not amused.
  • Hetalia: Axis Powers: One fanfic gives us Iceland×Sweden's Fridge.
  • Young Justice Abridged has Robin×The Justice League Computer.
  • The Hunter×his BFS Blackfire in With Strings Attached. The four are disgusted when he constantly fondles the hilt and croons to the blade, which they quite rightly dub “masturbation.” Later, when he has made a Heel–Face Turn and is trying to behave better but still unthinkingly fondles the hilt, John tells him to quit wanking off in public.
    • Blackfire is actually a female demon bound in the shape of a sword; the Hunter is horrified to discover this.
  • In THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE, there is Murray having sex with his van in the fanfiction, "Murry the Robot".
  • The Sensuality of Haruhi Suzumiya, a Crack Fic written by the same author as You Got HaruhiRolled!, ships Haruhi with her pyramidal paperweight that says "Brigade Chief" on it. Things quickly take a turn for the extremely disturbing.
  • One Golden Sun fanfic is Isaac×the roof of his house.
  • One odd Mass Effect fanfic consists of Hanar×Medieval Cannon
  • React Watch Believe Yikes has Yang, who has a fetish for machines, fall for Sheila the tank. A non-canon bonus chapter has the two meet and ends with some heavily-implied sexual activities.
    • In RWBY canon Ruby is pretty enthusiastic about weapons and high-tech engineering. More than a few fics feature pairing her with Crescent Rose (her scythe/sniper rifle) or Penny.
  • Loki/rock fanart exists. This pairing is also known as Rocki and is thankfully mostly a joke owning its existence to the Loki fangirls finding a book on Norse Mythology and realizing that the guy was Extreme Omnisexual in the myths.
  • There is at least one Professor Layton fanfic which ships Luke with the Professor's Nice Hat.
  • It's a running gag in the comments that the real OTP of Skyhold Academy Yearbook is Solas×Cake.
  • Ultimate Chat Fic Of Mutual Memeing! goes even further beyond: it creates two Companion Cube original characters, namely Bobstevenson "The Rock" Johnson and Kevin The Knife-Wielding Roomba, and makes them a couple.
  • The Nanatsu No Taizai fic Beyond Your Shape ships an oyster with a rock. (None of which has anything to do with canon.)
  • While no actual shipping occurs in this Undertale fancomic, there is this:
    Mettaton: [while Alphys is building his EX body] Okay, but can you fuck it?
    Alphys: What kind of idiot would make a robot you can't fuck?
  • In StarKitsProphcy, Jayfeather tells his daughter Starpaw about how he once was in love with a stick. He chose Starpaw's mother Dawnsparkle because he couldn't have kits with a stick.
  • Some Touken Ranbu fancomics ship the Touken Danshi with the swords they're connected to. If they've got feelings for other Touken Danshi but don't want to tell them outright, they'll instead take their frustrations out on their sword.
  • One KanColle comic portrayed an Admiral/Shipgirl harem as an admiral surrounded by the actual ships they were based on. The way the second image is positioned made it look like the cargo was shipping itself with him. He was crushed under the real Shimakaze's hull.
  • Empath: The Luckiest Smurf has "Grouchy And The Love Doll"... until the doll comes to life and becomes a real Smurf.

    Films — Animation 
  • Pixar loves this trope:
    • One of the first Pixar shorts was "Knick Knack", in which a plastic snowman trapped in a snowglobe tries hopelessly to escape the snow globe so he can reach a hot beach girl toy.
    • The Toy Story franchise has quite a few literal Toy Ships in both canon and fanon. Fanon also likes to play Woody's relationship with his human owner, Andy, for Ho Yay.
    • The characters being vehicles in the Pixar movie Cars, every possible ship is Cargo Ship by default.
    • Robot×robot romance is almost the entire point of WALL•E. (And Green Aesop.)
    • Pixar's short, The Blue Umbrella ships two sentient umbrellas together.
    • The Pixar short Lava is a love story about two volcanoes looking for "someone to lava".
  • "Baby" Brent×Ceremonial Scissors in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. He keeps them tucked in the back of his pants, plays them like an air guitar, clutches them when worried, and they have to be forcibly ripped from his arms for someone else to use them. Clearly it's love.
  • Ray, in The Princess and the Frog, is a firefly who has fallen in love with "Evangeline," a literal star that he believes is another firefly. When he dies, a new star appears next to Evangeline in the sky.
  • Make Mine Music includes a short about Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet, two hats who fall in love when they're together in a department store window. They're separated when different people buy them, but go on a quest to reunite.
  • The "saber-toothed squirrel" Scrat and his acorn in the Ice Age movies. Only subtly implied in the first two movies, but anviliciously lampshaded throughout the third, to the point where after Scrat falls in love with another squirrel, there is an entire Sad-Times Montage from the acorn's perspective. Don't feel too bad for it, though — Scrat leaves the girl squirrel for the acorn in the end.
    • It's worth noting that the Scrat/Acorn 'ship was a seriously bad case of No Accounting for Taste. The Acorn is possibly the most abusive Jerkass Love Interest in animated film history (yes, even though it's inanimate), always dangling just out of Scrat's reach and heaping abuse on him. The tragedy here is that by leaving Scratte he has doomed himself to a lifetime of having his chain yanked by the Acorn.
    • From three months before the third movie, Buck/A pineapple, and allegedly, an ugly one at that. He woke up one morning married to her, and he loved her. It is unknown what happened to that ugly pineapple since.
  • Tank and his trophies from Surf's Up. He's named them all and during one scene his mother calls out, "Are you polishing your trophies again?" To the camera he mutters, "I'll polish later."
  • Gnomeo and Juliet is just what it sounds like: two garden gnomes who are Star-Crossed Lovers. Another gnome, Gnomeo's pal Benny, later gets romantically involved with a doll and sets their plastic flamingo friend back up with his ex-flame, another plastic flamingo.
  • Many shipped Baymax with soccer balls as soon as the first trailer for Big Hero 6 was released.
  • At the beginning of Eight Crazy Nights, a drunk Davey Stone is stopped from getting in his car when two officers threaten him with DUI. Davey then pretends to have immodest sex with his car. While one cop becomes understandably exasperated upon seeing it, the other has Tender Tears.

    Films — Live Action 
  • Pirates of the Caribbean:
    • There are fics involving the boats. Black Pearl×Flying Dutchman, for example.
    • Jack and the Black Pearl. He shows more devotion to that ship than any human character. Pursuing it for ten years, willing to do anything to obtain it, lovingly caressing it when he reunites with it, sadly stroking it goodbye when he has to abandon it to the Kraken, being stuck in the Locker with it and refusing to leave it there, obsessively asserting his captaincy of it at every opportunity he gets...
    • Jack's relationship with his hat could also be considered this.
    • He also has a jar of dirt...
    • A few fans also see see it between Davy Jones and that bucket from the third film.
    • Jack Sparrow×Rum
  • Austin Powers: "Mini Me! Stop humping the laser! Alright, why don't you and the frikking laser get a frikking room?"
  • Not exactly a pairing per se, but there's a fan-made Image Macro floating around in which a pair of AT-ATs from Star Wars were... well, let's not go there...
    • HanxMillennium Falcon.
    • General Grievous and lightsabers, owing to him taking them from the Jedi he defeats.
  • American Pie: "This one time, at band camp..."
  • This actually happens in My Big Fat Independent Movie with the Sickeningly Sweet French girl and a foul-mouthed answering machine. The sex is far more than implied.
  • Leon and his plant.
  • Wet Hot American Summer: "Well, I'm gonna go hump the fridge."
  • The entire 1979 film Demon Seed is about the computer AI named Prometheus that forces a woman to have sex with it/him, so it can breed a human/machine hybrid to take over the world and stop mankind from polluting the environment.
  • Chuck and Wilson the volleyball in Cast Away.
  • The movie Christine, based on the Stephen King novel.
  • The car advert in Southland Tales you know the one.
  • The Bear Jew×his bat from Inglourious Basterds if some fanfictions are to be believed.
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy: "I love lamp..."
    • Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
  • At the end of The Breakfast Club, there's Bender×Claire, Andrew×Allison, and Brian×essay.
  • The drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket tells each of the new recruits to give their rifle a girl's name "because this is the only pussy you will ever get!" Private Pyle, after he goes insane, seems more than a little doting over his rifle (Charlene, if you were wondering).
  • Kumar from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle can easily be paired up with the giant bag of pot he found. It's even shipped again in the sequel.
    • But it is way easier to ship them with the White Castle hamburgers from their first movie.
  • The second chapter of the Hong Kong movie Red Cliff depicts the historical straw boat ruse, where a fake invasion of battleships covered in straw, with straw effigies representing soldiers to boot, serves to collect incoming arrows. Tactician Zhuge Liang says nothing of these details, or much of anything for that matter, to his assistant as they sail into enemy lines on one of the straw boats - which leads the assistant to start talking to one of the effigies.
  • In Frank Miller's gonzo adaptation of Will Eisner's The Spirit, the One True Pairing of the eponymous hero is his own hometown Central City.
    The Spirit: My city, I cannot deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.
  • The Maiden Heist is about three museum security guards so obsessed with their respective favorite art pieces, they attempt the titular heist to save them from being relocated to a Copenhagen museum.
  • In The Red Green Show Movie, Duct Tape Forever, Ranger Gord has spent years living alone in his fire watchtower in the woods and has gone more than a little crazy from loneliness. He owns a tree trunk that looks suspiciously like the torso of a naked woman, and when he and Red joke lightheartedly about all the paperwork down at the county records office Gord suddenly breaks into sobs, lamenting "When I think of all the trees that gave their lives for that paperwork! I dated some of those trees, you know!"
  • Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland (2010) shows the Cheshire Cat as having some sort of unexplained attraction to the Mad Hatter's hat.
  • In The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Captain Nemo refers to the Nautilus as his "lady." It's meant metaphorically — the ship is his only true love — but could be taken in this context as well.
  • Sleeper - Woody Allen's character gets caught by the authorities after he hides in the Orgasmatron, and emerges a shredded, grinning wreck. When he's assimilated and taken to his new home he sees the machine and starts treating it very...affectionately.
  • In The Smurfs, Grouchy falls in love with a green M&M plushie in a toy store and even has a romantic get-together with one in the end credits.
  • A couple of examples in the new Star Trek universe:
  • Jules makes out with a wall-mounted wolf head while playing "Truth or Dare" in The Cabin in the Woods.
  • Stanley from UHF is deeply attached to his mop. Romantic-reunion music plays when he finds it again.
  • Scary Movie 3: In-universe. The Architect notes that since he's confined to a room in the middle of nowhere he hasn't been with a women in ages. He's had to make do with his chair, which he calls "Linda".
  • Doctor Strange (2016) fans have started to ship Dr. Strange and the Cloak of Levitation.
  • The plot of The Formula of Love kicks off when the main character falls in love with a statue.
  • Whereas the anime film Wicked City has protagonist Taki have sex with at least a couple demon women, its live action remake has the villain Shudo have sex with a monster lady who was in the form of a pinball machine at the time.
    Brandon Tenold: Does this mean he has to tilt her to find the G-Spot? How exactly does this work?

  • A bandleader for a traveling music troupe decides to hold auditions one day, and encounters a man who claims that he's found a perfect new member for his troupe. To the bandleader's surprise, the man pulls an octopus from his bag, and explains that the octopus is a musical genius who can flawlessly play any instrument. Hoping to test the octopus, the bandleader hands it a guitar and challenges it to play a song. Sure enough, the octopus picks up the guitar in its tentacles and begins strumming a pleasant tune. Still not convinced, the bandleader hands the octopus a saxophone and challenges it to play another song. Once again, the octopus shows off its incredible musical talent: it picks the saxophone up in its tentacles, raises it to its mouth, and begins playing freestyle smooth jazz. The bandleader is now sufficiently impressed, but as a final test, he decides to hand the octopus a bagpipe to see what it'll play. This time, the octopus picks up the bagpipe and begins frantically inserting its tentacles into every one of its holes, lovingly exploring its every crevice—but no sound comes out. After several minutes of silence, the puzzled bandleader finally asks, "Well, aren't you going to play it?" The octopus looks up and replies, "Play it? I was trying to fuck it!"

  • Harry Potter:
    • By far, "Drapple"—Draco and an apple—is the cargo ship of the fandom.
    • It also has Ron and chicken and Luna and pudding.
    • While not technically cargo ship, there is always the Sorting Hat×Hermione...
  • An A Series of Unfortunate Events fic paired baby Sunny with a heart-shaped smiley balloon.
    • Also, in The End, when Olaf embraces his weapons - a harpoon gun and a container of poisonous mushrooms - as if they're the only things he loves.
    • Also, as suggested in the The Beatrice Letters, Vice Principal Nero and his violin.
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
    • Life, the Universe and Everything: Marvin the Paranoid Android and Zem, a sentient mattress. Something definitely went down in that swamp...
    • The Restaurant at the End of the Universe: Another canon example is Marvin×Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter (an elevator). The reason said elevator took Zaphod up instead of its desired direction? "I'm only doing this because I like your robot."
    • There's also the radio show-based song "Marvin I Love You".
    • Hitchhikers and their towels.
  • The Warrior Cats fandom loves Jayfeather×stick (Woodenshipping). Yes, one of the main characters and a stick. But it's a stick that he's virtually obsessed with... This got so bad that even the authors admitted that the shippers had a point there... so they "killed off" the stick by having Jayfeather break it.
  • Twilight:
    • Edward Cullen×Piano
    • Bella×Cliff.
    • Team Tyler's Van, who say that Bella and the van that Edward stopped from running her over in the first book were destined to be together.
    • Bella×Cactus in the musical.
  • Percy Jackson:
    • Percy's sword (Riptide) and Annabeth's hat are a popular pairing. To the extent that on fanfiction they're listed as actual characters.
    • Brason: Jason Grace×Brick!
  • The Lord of the Rings:
    • A canon-ish example is Gollum and the Ring. In all fairness to Gollum, that ring is pretty seductive and, to say the least, really gets around.
    • Orthanc×Barad-dûr and Minas Tirith×Minas Morgul? Hey, Love Makes You Evil.
    • Or Fëanor and his Silmarils? He loves them more than essentially anything elsenote . So does everyone else apparently.
  • For Good Omens, there is Crowley's Bentley/Crowley, Bentley/Aziraphale's bookshop and Aziraphale/one of Crowley's houseplants all written in the book's Kink Meme. There is also some fanart of the Bentley shamelessly cheating with Aziraphale, much to Crowley's dismay.
  • The car in the Stephen King novel Christine develops an unhealthy obsession with her owner.
  • Discworld: Rincewind×potatoes is pretty much canon.
  • 100% canon in Thomas Pynchon's Vineland: one minor character screws his car.
  • One of the Bolo books has Commander Paul Merril fall in love with Nike, a smarter-than-usual prototype Bolo (a gigantic, self-aware supertank). Nike also falls for him and the develop a sweet little relationship as they patrol their forgotten backwater outpost. At least until they both die defending the planet from mercenaries.
    • A later story, Old Soldiers, gets weird with this. Captain Maneka Trevor develops a very close partnership with her Bolo Lazarus, to the point where her husband eventually describes it as a three person relationship, but since by that point Maneka is an uploaded personality occupying Lazarus' backup processor (and has been since before they were married), is the cargo ship side of the triangle Maneka×Lazarus or Hawthorne×Maneka?
      • Cargo OT3. Clearly.
  • The Reapers has an in-universe example, when Angel speculates on Willie Brew and Arno's relationships with the cars they repair, saying that he would be unsurprised to enter their auto-shop and find one or both of them engaged in "sexual acts of an auto-motive nature".
  • Foundation's Edge and Foundation and Earth by Isaac Asimov, feature the protagonist Golan Trevize forming an oddly emotional bond with the computer of his ship, the Far Star. Nothing comes of it, though.
  • 20 Years After reveals that as a teenager, Athos had a crush on a Greek statue.
  • Dragaera series:
    • Vlad×Teldra could qualify in the novels after Issola.
    • In Brokedown Palace, Miklos rubs the leg of the statue of Verra to check its texture, then realizes this might be considered perverted, so he does it again just to be contrary.
  • Mariel of Redwall: Gabool's behaviour towards the stolen bell is decidedly creepy, prior to his devolving into No Rest for the Wicked mode. "Speak to me, pretty, we must get to know each other ..." He was actually a lot closer to the I Have You Now, My Pretty routine with the bell than he or any of the other rats ever got with Mariel. (Probably because Mariel was about twelve and the target audience are even younger.)
  • Portnoy's Complaint gives us Alex/chicken liver and Alex/cored apple. This is actually canon.
  • The Stormlight Archive Has the shipping of Shallan and Stick.
  • Keeper of the Lost Cities Book 7, Flashback, presents Sophie/pockets, or "Sophockets", due to her ranting about them and later being gifted clothes with many pockets. There is also Fitz/chandelier: he gets stuck in one as the result of a telekinesis accident, much to Biana's amusement.
  • There's always Coatlock - Sherlock Holmes / his coat.
  • Ken Macleod's Newtons Wake features a man who spends nearly all his time solo on a starship who has a strong emotional relationship with it A.I., consummated with the aid of a dedicated device.
  • Expeditionary Force: Those fans who ship Joe and Skippy despite the fact the latter is an omniscient AI.
  • Space Academy Dropouts: Vance Turbo is stalked by the AI of his starship, Trish, who even goes so far to get herself a Sex Bot body in order to seduce him.

    Live Action TV 
  • Several Fringe fans have a habit of shipping the main characters with food, including Peter/bacon, Olivia/toast, and of course Walter/red vines.
  • The Muppets Valentine Show reveals that grumpy, unapproachable George the janitor does have something he loves; his mop. Even George is amazed when he realizes this.
  • BBC's Sherlock
    • John is paired with both jam and sweaters
    • Mycroft/Cake is popular too
    • Less popular is Umbrellacroft or Mybrella, Mycroft and that black umbrella that he's never parted from. There are several YouTube videos of Mycroft swinging his Umbrella as Rihanna croons in the background.
    • Also minor, but not unappreciated, is Sherlock/Deerstalker
    • Also minor, Sherlock/Skull
    • Sherlock's Purple Shirt/John's Stripey Jumper.
  • Supernatural
    • The Winchesters' Impala is highly shipped.
      • Dean/Impala is practically officially canon. He calls her "baby". He gets mad when people touch her. He's all narked when he can't drive her. He hyperventilates when she goes missing. He almost kills Sam when he thinks he's the one who slashed his tires. I could go on.
      • The Impala gets paired with a number of other automobiles, including...
        1. John Winchester's truck
        2. KITT
        3. Various Transformers
        4. Crowley's Bentley
        5. TARDIS, by SuperWho fans. The DeLorean time machine is their offspring.
    • Dean is often shipped with pie.
    • There's also a highly amusing Castiel/Hamburger ship making the rounds.
  • Doctor Who's a bit crazy with this (though we should point out that the TARDIS is sentient, and therefore would go under Robo Ship).
    • The TARDIS has also been paired with the computer system at Torchwood Three.
    • One episode also had K-9 link with the Tardis in a process he described as "stimulating" - while making suggestive back and forth motions. The Tardis' sentience arguably makes this a reverse cargo ship.
    • There's an entire community for Jack/the Doctor's severed hand; the Master as well has been paired with it.
    • Hand×Resurrection Glove.
    • The Tissue Compression Eliminator has been paired with the Sonic Screwdriver. It's madness. For added fun, include the Laser Screwdriver as well for that spicy Foe Yay Shipping angle.
    • Rose×Jack×Nine's leather jacket.
    • TARDIS/Enterprise exists. They have a baby, which apparently takes after its mum.
    • The sonic screwdriver has been paired with multiple companions and Torchwood women. If it works by sound, it produces vibrations...
    • Doctor×sonic screwdriver...
      • In "Image of the Fendahl", the Doctor slams his screwdriver angrily to the ground after it doesn't open a lock. When the door eventually does open, there's a sweet little part (probably a Tom Baker adlib) where he picks the screwdriver up and kisses it as if to say sorry for treating it roughly.
      • In the non-canon Curse of the Fatal Death, the female Doctor happily stated, "It's got 3 settings!", one of which is apparently vibrate.
      • In the DVD minisode "Clara in the TARDIS", Clara refers to the Doctor as being in a codependent relationship with a screwdriver. It should be noted that in "The Rings of Akhaten", he considers it to be the only sentimental thing he has with him, even though he also has Amy's reading glasses.
    • Eleven/Fez.
  • Heroes:
    • Mohinder was once jokingly paired with a smallish ceramic elephant he owns.
    • Nathan was shipped with a zuchinni.
    • Sylar×Mohinder's brain, if that qualifies.
    • Hiro×Waffles!
  • iCarly:
    • Spencer/Bottle Bot
    • Gibby/Shirt.
  • Firefly. Never mind that Serenity is literally a Cargo Ship, half the cast has been paired with it.
    • Mal×Serenity, obviously. It was Love at First Sight.
    • Kaylee×Serenity. Don't insult Serenity in front of her.
    • Kaylee×unspecified battery-powered object is canon, and—according to a possibly unreliable character—"Engines get her hot."
    • Kaylee×strawberries.
    • River×Serenity
    • River×coffin ("I'm very comfortable.")
    • Jayne×Vera.
  • Power Rangers S.P.D.: Bridge×toast OTP!
    • Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Tommy×Saba. Of course, Saba is sentient, so it may not count.
    • Power Rangers Operation Overdrive Ronny×Drill Driver. It exists.
      • Heck, Ronny×drills is canon. In general, the way Ronny gets around anything technological is a goldmine for such things.
      • To a certain extent there's a certain level between every Ranger and their Zord (think back to Kimberly's Big "NO!" when the Thunder Zords were destroyed.) The most obvious was Tommy×Dragonzord.
  • Kirk and the Enterprise, in Star Trek: The Original Series. This is as canon as canon gets: he talks about her in a dreamy, romantic way, expressly compares her to a woman, and the women in his life all know that they can't compete with her. In one episode, of course, a "programming error" has the ship's computer calling him "dear" and "darling".
    • In another episode, an alien woman comes on board whose tears cause all men (of any race) to fall in love with her on contact. They have no effect on Kirk, because he just loves the ship more.
    • In "The Naked Time", he even starts going on about how she won't let him date anyone else.
    • Also, there is a novel in the Expanded Universe where the computer on the Enterprise falls in love with him, and exhibits all the traits of a Clingy Jealous Girlfriend.
    • For that matter, the novel The Wounded Sky by Diane Duane (involving a new experimental FTL drive that turns out to break down the boundaries of reality itself as an unintended side effect) features a short scene/hallucination(?) in which Kirk appears to directly experience what being a starship is like from the Enterprise's perspective... and that suggests that his feelings may not be unrequited.
    • This is the subject of Julia Ecklar's Filk Song "[3]".
    • Please to be reading this fic, which is not the only one of its kind out there. Also, be aware the rest of the Kink Meme is mostly NSFW.
      • In TOS, Scotty's relationship was more of a proud parent thing. Naturally, this means if you mess with the Enterprise... Yeah.
    • Scotty sure does love his scotch.
    • An In-Universe example in "The Ultimate Computer" when Bones ships Spock with the newly-installed M-5 computer.
      McCoy: Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along.
  • Another In-Universe example in Star Trek: The Next Generation when Riker ships Troi with her chocolate sundae, especially since she describes the experience of eating the sundae in rather sensual terms.
  • Star Trek: Voyager: Once upon a time, Captain Janeway was given a prehensile plant. It grabbed her. The fans and their keyboards lived happily ever after.
  • In Eureka, the AI that runs Sheriff Jack Carter's house, S.A.R.A.H., seems to act a lot like a Clingy Jealous Girl and a housewife toward him.
    • Fargo has a tendency to create these. Not only was S.A.R.A.H. his creation, he also created an AI (Tabitha) for his car, which also turned into a Clingy Jealous Girl when he sold her (the car was an ancient Chrysler); she kidnapped him after making him fall into her trunk. As part of some very blatant but still well-done Product Placement, he settles the dispute by transferring Tabitha to his new Subaru.
  • Life On Mars has Sam×Mobile Phone and Gene×Cortina. There's one fic in which the Cortina is paired with everybody — including the mobile phone.
  • One first-season episode of FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman seemed to hint at Ruff×Fetch 3000.
  • Along with the above quote, The Daily Show last year featured a visual representation mocking Rudy Giuliani's seeming obsession with cramming as many "9/11" references as possible in his political speeches, by having a number 9 and number 11 having sex on a bed, complete with erotic music.
    • It also ships Washington Monument×Pentagon.
  • Stephen Colbert doesn't own a gun, he shares his life with one. On the overturning of Washington DC's ban on handguns: "Sweetness and I can finally be together!" The Couple has since announced their engagement after a hike on the Appalachian Trail, and Sweetness is now pregnant.
    • A Colbert Report episode had as it "Wørd" "Just Don't Do It". When trying to turn off teenagers, Colbert came with this:
      Colbert: If you don't tamp down your physical desires boys, you could go insane and find yourself copulating with the coin return of a vending machine. (Bright side: Free Kit Kat)
    • It may not be a physical object, but there's definite Stephen/Wørd potential going on. The Wørd acts almost exactly like Alice Kramden, after all.
  • Sledge Hammer!:
  • Knight Rider:
    • KITT with Michael Knight, Bonnie, or KARR is not at all uncommon in the Knight Rider fan community.
    • Parodied in a Dutch Knight Rider spoof (by Koefnoen). Michael and KITT bicker Like an Old Married Couple, and KITT accuses Michael of cheating on it when he goes to a car dealership looking for a new car. Eventually they reconcile when Michael offers that they go through the car wash together.
  • Battlestar Galactica (2003):
    • "You probably love her more than you love me." Roslin to Adama, referring to the battlestar Galactica.
    • In "Flight of the Phoenix" Chief Tyrol runs his hands along the skin of a Viper during a maintenance inspection, while at the same time having flashbacks of caressing his ex-girlfriend Boomer (who turned out to be a "machine"). It's unknown whether this mental association is the reason the Chief labeled the Viper as "damaged beyond repair".
    • Boomer herself is seen stroking a Cylon raider in front of Tyrol in an earlier episode. Which he finds somewhat disturbing, though more because he's worried she's a Cylon too.
  • Lunatics: fashion retailer Keith Dick loves a cash register he names Karen.
  • Merlin:
    • Fans have taken to shipping Arthur×Merlin×hat.
    • Arthur/Tree Yeah.
    • This.
    • Gwaine/Apple, since he is commonly shown eating apples in season 4.
  • Kenan & Kel: Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda!
  • Certain fans of Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters seem to ship J/Yoko, despite the fact that J is a robot.
  • An episode of Pee-wee's Playhouse had Pee-Wee marry fruit salad, because he loved it so much.
  • CSI: Miami: Horatio×Sunglasses; if only they'd make it canon...
  • Top Gear is the embodiment of this trope. Richard Hammond×Oliver the Opel Kadett is pretty much canon, and Jeremy Clarkson has fallen in love with way too many cool cars to list here, his Ford GT and a Bugatti Veyron being the most obvious examples.
    • If you can drive and know the first thing about driving and cars, you will be car-sexual for the Bugatti Veyron.
    • James May claims that when he drives a cool car he gets a "fizzing sensation just behind [his] penis."
  • Jeremy Clarkson waxing lyrical about the Lockheed SR-71 in his 2001 series, Speed. See this video from about fifteen minutes in. His expression. And the way he STROKES it.
  • Stargate Atlantis fandom has shipped Atlantis, usually with John (or John with her), and a few threesomes. (Sometimes the city's sentient [or sapient] but never animate, except the one time.)
    • There is also a community for Carson×Chair fics.
  • Farscape: Crichton with his gun, Winona. He will often comment that other identical pulse pistols "just don't feel the same", and claim "Winona would never have let me down" when other guns fail to work.
  • According to Being Human (UK), ghosts can teleport objects, but cannot teleport a baby ghost unless they were biological relations in life. When Annie tries to teleport a baby she gets a toaster instead. Cue jokes about her relationship with it.
  • Red Dwarf
    • Kryten×Washing Machines... Vacuum Cleaners...
    • Rimmer and Inflatable Ingrid.
    • Lister and the VR machines. BOTH of them!
    • Subverted in Series X when Lister becomes so desperate that he hits on the vending machine (the one with a French accent), which "she" points out is pretty weird.
  • There's an episode of The Mighty Boosh involving men dating cocoanuts. And then there's Rudi and his guitar. One of the live shows also presents Vinces enormous blow dryer, so big "you can bum it," but Vince hasn't used that setting yet.
  • Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway? has been known to be... quite close to one mobile boom cam on stage left (the audience's right). He's kissed it, tried to ride it, gotten into a bullfight with it (the camera won, by the way) and according to the deleted outtakes reel, they've... consummated. Yeah.
  • James Franco on 30 Rock was shipped with a body pillow named Kimiko-tan. It's strongly implied that he and Liz Lemon had a threesome with it.
  • Buster Bluth on Arrested Development briefly had an affair with his mother's maid Lupe, who was fired. He moved on to Lupe's replacement: a robotic vacuum.
    • In the second episode of the series, George Sr. expresses his enjoyment of an ice-cream sandwich by claiming he's "having a love affair" with it. Later, Michael catches Lucille shouting into the phone, "Then why don't you marry an ice-cream sandwich?" He doesn't believe her when she says she was talking to Gob.
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    • Kendra's favourite stake "Mr. Pointy" did get its share of quips.
    • Spike's duster is shipped most often with Spike or Buffy, while Mr. Gordo has been shipped with Buffy and Angel.
    • Faith's knife from the Mayor has been in more than one fanfic as a masturbatory aid.
  • Throughout the Angel episode "Double or Nothing", much is made of the "she" 17-year-old Gunn sold his soul for. He finally reveals... he asked for a truck.
    Fred: Oh, Charles. Your soul wasn't worth air conditioning?
  • In Gossip Girl, there's Chuck Bass and his trademark scarf.
  • Cody and his calculator in an episode of Suite Life on Deck, although it was in 5th grade. Zack comments that he bought "her" popcorn and took her to the movies.
  • In Are You Being Served?, Mr. Mash has a somewhat disturbing attitude towards the female mannequins.
  • From Drake & Josh
    Crazy Steve: She's a WOODCHIPPER! And her name is SALLY!
  • The Tudors has Catherine Howard/Ring. And it's CANON too.
  • Grant Imahara from Mythbusters does an absolutely adorable imitation of a teen being flustered by the object of his crush when he meets a bomb disposal robot. Colleague Tory Belleci lampshades this by saying things like "well, go on and talk to her".
  • Glee:
    • Wes/Gavel is incredibly popular.
    • Blaine gets shipped a lot. Let's see: Bloor (Blaine/Floor), Blurniture (Blaine/Furniture), Bloffee (Blaine/Coffee), Bloulder (Blaine/Shoulder), Blocks (Blaine/Socks), and the incredibly canon Blicrophone (Blaine×Microphone)!
    • Stixtana (Santana×Breadstix) and Shrubtana (Santana×Person-shaped Shrub)
    • Fair (Finn×Chair)
    • Totcedes (Mercedes×Tater-tots)
    • Baquinn (Quinn×Bacon)
    • Emma×Grapes
    • West (Will×Vests) and Willboard (Will×Whiteboard)
    • Peggo (Puck×Eggo)
  • In Pushing Daisies one of their cases involves a man who believes he's in a relationship with a life size doll. After a friend told him that she wasn't alive the doll strangled her, with him working the hands.
  • On The Goodies, Graeme/Computer was very much canon. In one early episode, they went through a Meadow Run, romantic dinners, and near-marriage.
  • The Big Bang Theory has Howard×Robot hand (literally no one in or out of universe belives he "fell" when it got stuck in a rather *ahem* sensitive area), Raj×Siri software (he literally goes on a date with his phone, has a fantasy where a human version of it asks him to make love to her, and has "her" refer to him as Sexy), Amy×Gerard The Electric Tooth Brush (yes she named it, and yes uses it to deal with *ahem* sexual fustration-and unlike Howard's robot hand she references using it again after the first episode she brings it up in), Amy×her tiara (well at least she doesn't have it "inflame her loins" like Gerard does) and of course, Sheldon×his spot (he doesn't love his spot, he loves his mother; his feelings for his spot are far greater).
  • In Primeval there's Becker/Guns. Danny stresses the need to get him a girlfriend. And how happy he looks when he gets to use a real gun after suffering through the EMDs.
  • Barney Stinson and his suits from How I Met Your Mother.
  • House of Anubis has a couple, but the most popular is Victor/Corbierre—Corbierre being his dead, stuffed raven. Who he talks to as if it is alive and even panicked when Fabian 'kidnapped' it. It's no wonder many people like shipping it.
  • Stupid Statement Dance Mix Shatner On The Mount ships Captain Kirk with a mountain.
  • An amusing subsection of the Criminal Minds fandom ships Dr. Spencer Reid with the maps he uses to make geographic profiles. It's common enough that "Map" is now a character option in the CM section of Fan Fiction.Net.
  • In the Teen Wolf fandom, a fair amount of fans seem to ship Stiles/his jeep. He is, after all, the Launcher of a Thousand Ships, and he's clearly very attached to it...
    • There is also a section of fans who ship Derek/his camero. Frankly, that would be a step up for his love life.
  • Once Upon a Time:
    • It's quite common for people to ship Hook/The Floor, this is mostly because he fell down a lot in season 2.
    • There's also Regina/The Poison Apple.
  • Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
    • The show has Coulson/Lola (Lola being Coulson's Flying Car and most prized possession, to the point that this ship is occasionally acknowledged in-universe).
    • Has a nice real life sequel. Ming-Na Wen has recently bought herself a red, latest model Corvette. She calls it Lolita... "little Lola".
    • Following the early Season 1 episode "The Hub" there's also Fitz/Sandwich, due to Fitz spending much of the episode anticipating and then lamenting the sandwich Simmons makes for him.
  • The Sketch Show: In-universe. One sketch involves a man going on a date with his dishwasher, only to have his washing machine walk in on them.
    Man: Honey, I can explain this!
  • NCIS gives us Abby and her mass spectrometer, Major Mass Spec. There's In-Universe justification for this, as Abby once expressed her desire to have his "little mass-spec children."
  • Invoked now and again in Flashpoint regarding Spike and Babycakes, the anti-bomb robot. In reality, the relationship is more analogous to a master with a beloved pet.
  • In-universe in the Legends of Tomorrow Season 2 finale. Upon being reunited with his ATOM Exosuit Ray kisses the visor, embraces it, and swears he'll never leave it again. Jax observing the whole thing is notably weirded out.
    Jax: Really dude?
  • One episode of Frasier gives him this attitude towards a motor home he's driving.
    Frasier: It's mine and it's big!
  • Roseanne has Dan and his motorcycle.
  • Jessie: Bertram and any one of his cooking utensils. Taken Up to Eleven in "Coffee Talk", where he falls for a coffee maker with a sentient A.I.
  • The Umbrella Academy (2019) has Five/Dolores as a canon ship, Dolores being a department store mannequin that Five took with him for companionship after the apocalypse. He speaks about her as one would a lover ("We were together for 30 years"), has one-sided "conversations" with her about his problems, and cares for her so much that Luther wins an argument with him by threatening to drop her out a window. He even has ideas of her preferences, stating that she likes sequins, and reuniting with her was one of his first priorities when he got back to 2019. His behavior regarding her makes it clear that his time spent post-apocalypse left him a bit unhinged.
  • Person of Interest. Root's enthusiastic Machine Worship is a Running Gag, and she claimed to Harold Finch (the Machine's creator) that her own relationship with the Machine was "more intimate". After Root dies the Machine admits to loving her as well. It's notable that Root's sexual preference is for women and the Machine seems to identify itself as a "she".

  • In the video for Marianas Trench's "Beside You", someone had the bright idea for Josh Ramsay to play the piano standing up. In the directors cut he comments on the fact that in some of the shots it looks like he is "forcing himself on the piano"
  • The song "Mi Amigo en el Baño" ("My Friend in the Bathroom"), currently a hit in the Latinoamerican market, is about a woman gloating to her ex-lover that she doesn't need him anymore because, ah, she's got a "friend in the bathroom".
  • "Coin-Operated Boy" by The Dresden Dolls. Then again, the song (or at least the bridge) is about how unfulfilling it is to try to replace a human being with a machine.
  • Queen's "I'm in Love with My Car". Yes, with, not in.
  • DragonForce's Vadim Pruzhanov/Keytar.
  • Jonathan Coulton ships Pluto×Charon.
  • There's a string of these in the They Might Be Giants song, "Withered Hope." The Sad Sack loves Withered Hope, who has a soul mate that "thinks about" a picture of a crook in a book, who loves a brand new motorbike that is obsessed with Sad Sack.
  • Josh Ritter's song "Another New World" describes a man and his ship, the Annabel Lee, on an ill-fated journey to the North Pole. The ship is personified as a lover throughout the song.
  • In the music video for "Lovertits" by Peaches, Feist and another girl have sex with their bikes.
  • Basshunter and his GPS.
  • ''I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight / Now come on baby tell me, you must be joking, right?''
  • The Police have the song "Be My Girl/Sally" on their debut album, the second half of which is Andy Summers' loving ode to a blow-up doll.
    She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
    A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
    I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
    And later in a moment that girl became my wife
  • Prince's song "Guitar" features the immortal line 'I love you baby, but not as much as I love my guitar'
  • Lyle Lovett's song "Don't Touch My Hat" - 'You can have my girl, but don't touch my hat'. "That's Right (You're Not From Texas)" (but Texas loves you anyway) may count too. And "I Go For Penguins" - 'Penguins are so sensitive to my needs'.
  • Side three of Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage, has cult leader L. Ron Hoover tell Joe that he (Joe) is an "latent appliance fethishist" and needs to go into The Closest to find an appliance to love him. Eventually, Joe hooks up with a piggy bank/vacuum cleaner hybrid named Sy Borg.
    • Frank Zappa also had Billy the Mountain; his girlfriend Ethel "was a tree growing off of his shoulder".
  • Yelle's "Best Friend" in the song "Mon Meilleur Ami" It's about her vibrator.
  • In the Richard Hawley's music video for "So serious" the hero goes to the carnival with his female mannequin and sleeps with it. One particularly disturbing scene had her in a skimpy negligee and him in his underwear.
  • Eddie Van Halen's girlfriend supposedly got angry with him once, and told him "You know what, sometimes I think you love your guitar more than you love me". His reply? "Yeah, in a way I do. But I can't fuck my guitar".
  • The song "My Mother's Brisket" by Rick Moranis is a love song about his mother's brisket.
  • "Men Who Love Women Who Love Men" by Steve Goodman mentions "those who make love to machines, that don't talk back and are easy to clean."
  • "The Astronomer" by Vermillion Lies. A song about being sexually attracted to planets, complete with lines like "I'd spread my legs for Venus."
  • Am Feuer by Feuerschwanz at first seems like a lovesong to a girl, but then you find out that it's about beer
  • PJ Harvey wrote "M-Bike" about how her then-boyfriend seemed to show much more interest in his motorbike than in her.
  • Ray Stevens: In-universe fictional example, as the song "Erik The Awful" has the title character become a movie star in his later years. In one film, the character he played got married to the Empire State Building.
  • The entirety of the Ninja Sex Party song "Objects of Desire" is about how Danny Sexbang somehow had sex with every single one of his girlfriend's objects.
  • Country singer-songwriter Mean Mary has "Trumbull County Antique Tractor Show" in which the singer falls in love with an antique tractor.
  • "You And Me And The Devil Makes Three" by Ye Banished Privateers. It's about a seaman/pirate and a cannon. Sadly, their love ends up being his doom, as when the ship starts sinking, his belt gets stuck on said cannon and he drowns. This is described as them being Together in Death.
  • Lemon Demon's song Two Trucks is about two trucks...well, you can guess what they're doing.

    Print Media 
  • A MAD article commented that Emeril got so excited these days "You think he's about to hump that roast"... and the art shows it, though this being MAD, nothing explicit. Complete with "BAM! BAM! BAM!" dialogue.

  • Hello Cheeky
    • Barry explains his deep attraction to string.
      Barry: I once had a dirty weekend in Hampstead with a ball of wanted to marry me, but I refused to be tied down!
    • John sneers in contempt at this, before explaining that a bar of soap is...different.
  • In one episode of The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show, we see that Phil loves his English roadster:
    Alice: Do you realize how lucky you are having a beautiful home, two wonderful children...
    Phil: And you, you beautiful dove you. You lovely thing. I'd never thought I'd live to see the day when anything so gorgeous as you would belong to me.
    Alice: Well, thank you Phil...
    Phil: Alice, please, I'm talking to the car.

    Tabletop Games 
  • In F.A.T.A.L., can happen accidentally as a consequence of the rules for magic. When a magical item is used to cast a spell, the item is considered the "caster" for game-mechanical purposes. Consider what happens when you use your Wand of Fireballs to attack the Dread Gazebo, and it rolls a miscast spell result such as #0999: "Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target enjoys it thoroughly."
  • In Exalted, in a April Fools Day supplement called "The Scroll of Swallowed Darkness" that contains a story about a Solar who created an artifact so that he would be able to make love to a mountain. Not the god of the mountain, which would be perfectly normal for the setting, but the actual mountain. It erupted; he died. The supplement also provides information on the artifact involved so your PCs can use it.
  • Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder has Smarty Pants the plush doll as one of the potential characters. There apparently used to be a Tom the Boulder and Bloomberg the Tree card as well, but they were put away for a later expansion.

  • RENT
    • Smarf, or Mark×Scarf. Primarily used in humor. There's also probably a handful of Roger×Guitar out there...
    • There is a fanfic in existence in the Rent fandom with the pairing Mark's Camera/Roger's Guitar.
  • On the subject of Rent, Puccini's La Bohème has "Vecchia Zimarra, Senti," sung by Colline, saying a heartbreaking goodbye... to his coat. Also has the dubious distinction of being one of the only bass arias Puccini wrote that anyone cares about.
  • Metropolitan Opera Darker and Edgier production of Puccini's Tosca has the villainous Scarpia illustrate exactly what he's going to do with Tosca, using a statue of the Virgin Mary. In church. In front of a huge crowd gathered for an important religious celebration.
  • In The Mystery at Twicknam Vicarage it seems contention over the romantic affections of a sofa and a wing chair are among the possible motives for the murder of the victim, who when first discovered face down on the floor, is first is presumed to be adding the area rug to his conquests.
  • Arguably the entire plot of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Starlight Express, in which all the characters are anthropomorphic trains.
  • In the Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street fandom, there's Sweeney×Razors. I don't know how that would work, either. One parody (The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker, on, has Sweeney utter the line, "If I weren't afraid of castrating myself, my friends, I would have sex with you."
    • This is not helped in the slightest by the fact that Sondheim, while teaching an actor how to sing My Friends, gives him the following helpful instruction:
      Sondheim: Sing to the razor. Make love to the razor...
    • One fan comic has Sweeney (Johnny Depp) getting a little too intimate with his razors in the "My Friends" scene, then cutting away to the razor dying nine months later while giving birth to another one of Depp's famous roles... Edward Scissorhands.
  • The one act play Soap Opera is the pure, unadulterated embodiment of this trope, where the main character is in love with a washing machine, Hilarity Ensues.
  • Little Shop of Horrors brings us Seymour×Audrey II. Might not count since Twoie's sentinet, but still... it's a plant.
  • In many adaptations of Othello, Iago rewards Emilia for stealing Desdemona's handkerchief (or belt, or scarf, depending on the update) with sex, usually incorporating the stolen handkerchief into said reward-sex.
  • Pee-Wee Herman and Chairy have a... special relationship. The less said about it, the better.
  • Two Gentlemen of Verona:
    Speed:, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose.
    Valentine: Belike, boy, then, you are in love; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes.
    Speed: True, sir; I was in love with my bed: I thank you, you swinged me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours.
  • Elphaba/hat from Wicked. Inspired by the line in "Dancing Through Life" where Glinda pretty much serves as The Matchmaker for them.
    Glinda: I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight!
    It's really—uh—sharp, don't you think?
    You know black is this year's pink!
    You deserve each other, this hat and you!
    You're both so—smart!
    You deserve each other,
    So here!
    Out of the goodness of my heart!
  • A Very Potter Musical trilogy includes a canonical relationship between the Sorting Hat and the Scarf of Sexual Preference. They're both animate objects.
  • A subplot in The Addams Family musical is Uncle Fester being in love with the moon.

    Video Games 
  • Portal:
    • Anything with the Companion Cube. In the game, the evil AI running everything gives it to you, makes several bizarre comments seemingly meant to increase your emotional attachment to it, then forces you to destroy it. This was meant to show the antagonist's poor understanding of humans—regardless of what GLaDOS tells you, the Cube is just an inert metal box with hearts on it—and the antagonist intended for this scheme to make you reluctant to destroy its computing cores, a process similar to "killing" the Cube. Fans playing along with loving the Cube is mostly tongue-in-cheek... or is it?
    • Space Sphere×Space. Which, let's face it, is basically canon.
  • Speaking of System Shock, SHODAN's true crossover love is Marathon's Durandal.
  • Both Klavier×massage chair and Office Plant×Edgeworth (with the plant topping, but still being an ordinary office plant) exist in short fics in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney fandom among a host of others. If it exists and it is in the Gyakuten universe, it will be shipped.
  • Final Fantasy VIII fandom has an inordinate amount of fanfic featuring Seifer×Seifer's trenchcoat.
  • There's an alarming amount of Metal Gear fanfic and art for Snake×the Cardboard Box. It's actually arguably generally better than the stuff for the serious ships.
    • Big Boss×Cardboard Box is practically canon if one listens to the right radio broadcasts, which may explain why Eva had to resort to cloning and genetic engineering to bear his children. Hard to convince a man to impregnate you when he's sexually attracted to packaging. And not that kind of packaging. (The more obvious solution would be bubble wrap lingerie.)
      • Taken to an extreme in The Phantom Pain, where posters of models and an anime idol can be collected and attached to boxes, which will actually attract guards who act like they're looking at the real deal.
    • Big Boss and his Custom 1911 as well, to the point that he immediately forgets about Eva baring her cleavage right in front of him to admire several different modifications to the gun.
  • In Persona 4, Adachi×Cabbage. You know it's true.
    • Which was made canon for the sake of a joke in The Anime of the Game, in one scene Adachi can be seen leaving the mall with a cart full of cabbage and nothing else.
  • Persona 5 have Akechi×Pancakes, thanks to the fact that the crew found out that Akechi is the betrayer due to Akechi accidentally responding to Morgana's remark about pancakes several months before he claimed to have gotten his Persona.
    • There's also Yusuke×Lobsters, after what he did throughout the beach trip.
  • There's a character in Knights of the Old Republic where this trope is taken to its logical conclusion. Enjoy the discussions you, Carth, Bastila and Canderous have over it.
    C8-42: Please kill me.
    Carth: I don't think I've ever felt so bad for a droid before.
    T3-M4: [sad beeping]]
    Player: I agree. Completely.
    Canderous: Ha! I guess that droid is really gonna serve his master tonight!
    • The second game has an Echani love poem... written to an energy shield.
      Echani Poem: Personal shields, I love you so.. crafting and fighting with you… exhilarates me. You are the MAIN focus of my life… (except for my melee weapons and armor)… I love you so.
  • It's probably easier to find Devil May Cry fanfic shipping Dante×Nevan than Dante×Lady. Nevan is one of his weapons. This, or shipping anyone×any other Devil Arm, is a borderline example though (they're demons transformed into weapons).
    • In one of the DMC manga, Dante says that he once got drunk and proposed to a mop.
  • Sonic the Hedgehog:
    • Knuckles and the Master Emerald. What's even more squicky about it is that when you go across continuities, Knuckles seems to go back and forth between this and thinking the damn thing is his mother...
    • Fan art has a habit of pairing up Sonic with Caliburn from Sonic and the Black Knight, which is exacerbated by Caliburn being something of a Tsundere towards Sonic as time progresses.
    • Shadow×the damn fourth Chaos Emerald
    • Sonic and Chili Dogs.
    • From Sonic Boom we have Knuckles×the pause buttonExplanation 
  • Project Reality will have Middle Eastern Coalition soldiers kiss their rifles on occasion.
  • Kingdom Hearts:
  • Psychonauts: People pair Ford Cruller and his bacon. It's actually rather amusing.
    • A canon example is Admiral!Ford Cruller×Canoe.
  • Super Robot Wars has Ryusei and his bizarre canon crushes on feminine-styled Humongous Mecha, especially Valsione. See also the above mention of Humongous Mecha-on-Humongous Mecha Fan Art (Weissritter's about as much of a floozy as its pilot would indicate).
    • Anything paired with Lamia Loveless will be this. Suuuure, she's Just a Machine, but she's slowly learning many human emotions, love might be one of them. That, and the recent events provides some Ship Tease with her human ,now half-Einst, commander Axel Almer... (Axel-Lamia is in fact one of the more recent Fan-Preferred Couple)
    • Achieve a "Dynamic Kill" with the Grungust using its "G Combination" attack with Charlotte Hasting as the pilot in Super Robot Wars V, and there might be a chance where she'll exclaim that she thinks she's in love with the machine.
  • From Guilty Gear, there's A.B.A. and Paracelsus, her giant weaponized key.
    • To the point that I-No mean-spiritedly cracks jokes about A.B.A. using Paracelsus to masturbate with. Although she has no room to talk, given a bevy of official artwork found in the in-game galleries that show I-No being a wee bit too comfortable with her killer guitar.
  • After being subjected to Amane's Astral Heat, Nu-13 of BlazBlue can be seen hugging a paper doll made in the image of "Ragna~! <3" All of the love, none of the blood.
  • Team Fortress 2:
    • Heavy and his minigun Sasha. Though it looks like Natascha might be bringing in some competition...
      • OT3?
      • One of the tie-in comics shows that Sasha has her own bed next to the Heavy's bed.
      • Another tie-in comic reveals that Heavy came up with names for all of his miniguns. He basically has a harem at this point.
    • Heavy×Sandvich.
    • Scout×Sasha? Also, Heavy looks pretty cool in those glasses.
    • Scout×Dispenser exists. You have no idea how much he needs a dispenser here.
    • Sasha×Natascha.
    • Engineer×Sentry Gun. In his own words : "I love that cute little gun."
    • Soldier×Shovel, usually with Shovel being a bit of Yandere.
    • The short film Expiration Date gives us Spy×the Eiffel Tower (courtesy of Scout's doodles), as well as Soldier×a bucket.
      Spy: "Here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, the Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me, both of us relaxing post-coitus..."
  • The Legend of Zelda: Link×Master Sword. There's also at least one fic that pairs Sheik with a mailbox.
  • Mass Effect:
    • Among the many fans clamoring for more and more varied Romance Sidequests there is a small but enthusiastic faction in favor of being able to romance Mira, one of the Virtual Intelligence programs that appears in the first game. This in spite of the fact that VIs are essentially glorified Clippits.
    • That's okay though, the Shepard VI mentioned in the second game appears in the third, and s/he can actually hit on you. Even roboShepard wants to sleep with Shepard.
    • Garrus×calibrations (what he is calibrating, usually the Normandy's guns)
    • The reason Zaeed isn't a romance option is because Jessie is the only rifle for him.
    • People ship Joker×Normandy. The Robo Ship with EDI was inevitable. It has the potential to become canon in Mass Effect 3 when EDI gets, as Joker puts it, a "sexy new robot body". Naturally, Joker has a field day and if Shepard decides to play matchmaker, they eventually do end up dating.
    • The Geth Legion repeatedly avoids the question when Shepard asks why they used a piece of his/her armour to repair themself.
      Legion: [long pause] No data available.
  • Halo: Master Chief×Cortana, though which one is the person and which is the mindless inanimate object is up for debate.
  • There's a whole mess of Cargo Ships for The World Ends with You. Most of them involve Sho Minamimoto, and are inspired by the line "This mic is zetta sexy!", said after having stolen it from a rock band. Oh, and the giant heaps of garbage he makes and insists on having called art. Not to mention intangibles like the number Pi, which he knows to a million digits, and math in general. This isn't even mentioning the popular crack pairing of Mr. Hanekoma and coffee. On the other hand, Mr. Mew is debatable. Plus Neku×Headphones, Neku×CAT's graffiti, Kariya×Lollipop, Beat×Hat×Skateboard, Joshua×Cellphone, Joshua×Frilly Parasol, Not to mention him and the gun Shuto or Yammer×Pins, On that note, AD!Neku×Pins. Also, so long as we're listing everything spoilery, Prince×Ramen, Megumi or Joshua×Shibuya. Finally, Beat×Curry, a large chunk of fandom's OTP.
  • Xenoblade Chronicles X has Lin / skells, thanks to an early game cutscene where Lin catcalls a skell walking past and admits to writing skell fanfiction.
  • Valkyria Chronicles: Salinas Milton, already a bit of a Handsome Lech, gets extremely defensive whenever someone tries to get close to tanks.
    • And from Valkyria Chronicles II, there's Marion Siegbahn, a shocktrooper with an extreme weapon fetish, as in she gets orgasmic with them. She mentions that one of her motivations for entering Lanseal was to get access to its armory.
  • Lunar 2: Eternal Blue. Ronfar/His Twig. Oh yeah.
  • Metroid: Samus×her armor
  • The Tales of the Abyss fandom has Mohs×the Score and Guy×fontech, of course.
  • Borderlands gives us Patricia Tannis and her recorder. Please note that this is completely canon. Until they broke up, of course. Tannis thinks the recorder was cheating on her. They remained friends, however.
    • Borderlands 2 gives us Axton, a Turret Master who loves his turret just as much, if not more than his ex-wife. He acts very affectionate towards it, and outright calls it his girlfriend or "the missus" on occasion.
      Axton: [after deploying his turret] Let's get to killing, Sweetheart!
    • There's also Tiny Tina. She seems to rather admire the "Badonkadonks" of her "Female companions". Said companions are stuffed bunnies, and their "badonkadonks" are huge missiles strapped to their backs.
    • The sequel also has Tannis mention she was in a polyamorous relationship with two ceiling chairs (who were brothers). The fact that one of them was destroyed when Hyperion tortured her is why she wants vengeance against Handsome Jack.
    • Gaige occasionally flirts with loot.
  • In Tekken 6, newcomer Lars Alexandersson seems to be wee bit close to fellow newcomer Alisa Bosconovitch...
  • Scrin Mothership AI×Foreman 371 in Command & Conquer Tiberium Wars. What? It could happen! The AI even disobeyed orders from the Supervisor to make sure the Foreman escaped Earth alive.
  • Some Myst III: Exile fans enjoy pairing Saavedro with the squee pelt he wears around his arm.
  • No More Heroes: Diane from Beef Head Video practically confirms Travis×Bizarre Jelly pillow as canon in the first game.
    • How about Letz Shake×Dr.Shake?
      Letz Shake: Oh, that's good undulation. I think I'm going to lose the BOWEL CONTROL!!
  • Star Ocean: The Second Story's Ashton is obsessed with barrels and is always hanging around them in towns, even talking to one at one point. In the anime, he seems practically infatuated with a barrel he comes across, which his dragons find rather disturbing. This understandably has become a subject of shipping.
  • Half-Life: Gordon Freeman×crowbar.
  • BioShock: Jack×Radio has been thrown around the livejournal anon meme, as well as El Ammo Bandito×Circus of Values Clown machines.
  • StarCraft II: Tychus and the Odin. Files have shown that when an Odin is built, Tychus will say "Love at first sight."
  • Left 4 Dead: Louis×Peelz. Not to mention I'm sure Coach×Chocolate is also equally as popular.
    • The Dark Carnival campaign in the sequel also gives us Gnome Chompski, a large garden gnome found early in the second level who can be carried all the way to the helicopter at the end of the campaign. An achievement is given for loving him enough to do just that; this of course results in some players developing an attachment to him.
    • Rochelle×Magnum. This is presumably actually canon, considering one of her lines upon acquiring said Magnum has her outright proclaiming that she's in love with it.
    • There's also Ellis and Jimmy Gibbs Jr.'s car.
      Ellis: You are the most beautiful thing I have ever sat between... I love you...
  • I. M. Meen's book is made to order, but it isn't to be read.
    • His appearance in the ending of the sequel, Chill Manor, has him briefly kneeling on a chair turned to the back. Youtube Poop often reinterprets this scene as him humping the chair.
  • For Super Smash Bros.., there has been a preponderance of Sheik/Teacup fanart ever since the adventure mode in Brawl had Sheik stop a battle to join Peach for tea.
  • Among others, Touhou Project fandom has Alice×her dolls (probably canon, as she spends all her time with them and is attempting to make them sentient), Suika×her gourd (also probably canon, as she also spends all her time with it and as a result is never, ever sober), Suwako/her hat (with the hat topping), as well as various pairings involving either Kanako's onabashiri or Yukari's gaps (sometimes both!).
  • World of Warcraft: Drull and Tog'thar, two orcs who have been held prisoner for six years, have developed unusual attachments to their ball-and-chain shackles. They're in therapy for it, although they insist they are happy with Teddy and Laverne and just want to be left alone.
  • Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn gave us Gatrie×Tree-in-a-Skirt, which has become very popular with the fans ever since it was mentioned by Shinon.
  • Suikoden V has Georg Prime×Cheesecake.
  • Dragon Age:
    • Dragon Age: Origins fans occasionally ship Sten/Asala, perhaps as an explanation for why he's not a romance option.
    • In Dragon Age II, Varric & Bianca, his custom crossbow, is for all intents and purposes a canon example; in fact, Bioware specifically made her level up with him so the player would never want to separate them. Gets lampshaded several times.
      • He gets very protective when Isabela suggests Bianca "deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger", and again when Sebastian asks if he can examine Bianca's cocking ring, even though Sebastian's intentions were pure (he wanted to see if she was firing off to the side because of a mechanical fault). In a form of Hypocritical Humor, he may turn down advances from fem!Hawke on the grounds of Bianca being "the jealous type".
        Varric: Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you.
        Isabela: That's what they always say, and I always prove them wrong.
        Varric: Stop it. You're confusing her! And me.
      • When Merrill asks Sebastian if his bow has a name like Varric's, Sebastian notes wryly that he can't compete with Varric's "relationship" to his weapon.
      • Fenris grunts that the way Varric fondles his weapon is disgusting. Varric claims he's a perfect gentleman... in public.
      • In Dragon Age: Inquisition, the Iron Bull notes that Bianca would never work as a Safe Word for Varric since a safe word has to be something you wouldn't normally yell during sex. The same game also reveals that Bianca is named after his old girlfriend, which just adds even more to it. And at one point, when Varric asks the Iron Bull what the deal is with Qunari and their swords, Bull points out that Varric named his weapon after a woman; Varric concedes the point.
      • In keeping with some of the tarot themes in Dragon Age: Inquisition, the Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition had a real tarot deck as one of the included items. The fact that card for The Lovers in that deck is a picture of Varric holding Bianca pretty much means that this ship is canon.
  • Tira/Soul Edge. This Yandere has it bad for Nightmare and wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Inferno. Nightmare plans to Devour the Dragon when Tira's soul is ripe enough (or she becomes a liability), but whether or not that counts as Kick the Dog or Pet the Dog is up in the air, seeing as she wants Nightmare to take her soul so she can become one with the sword. This is even lampshaded in Broken Destiny's Gauntlet mode, where she's shown to be Nightmare's Stalker with a Crush (much to his chagrin).
  • Two such pairings are running gags in Inazuma Eleven fandom:
    • Endou×Soccer, because he eats and breathes Association Football.
      Coach Hibiki: [Endou] is the world's number one—no, the universe's number one soccer freak.
    • Fudou×Bench, after Break the Haughty leaves Fudou gets stuck as a benchwarmer for all but half a match of the FFI preliminaries arc.
  • In at least one sect of the Mega Man (Classic) fandom, we are given Turbo Man×Sonic Formula (Quick Man's car).
  • Examining the computer screens in Ninth Rock reveals an ode to the humble moon brick from a man who is "more than just bicurious".
  • In-universe in Assault on Dark Athena. Towards Riddick's escape from the Athena, one of the mercs can be heard describing the ship as a beautiful dame who lit up his life, and that she's serenading him. His partner laments being saddled with a weirdo on his last shift.
  • As of Hyperdimension Neptunia V, fans ship Neptune×Eggplants. Though fans treat this as a Cargo Foe Yay Shipping as Neptune hates eggplants.
  • Kid Icarus: Uprising: Pit×Hot Spring is not unheard of in the fandom, due to how excitedly he reacts whenever he finds one.
  • Golden Sun: The fandom is known to ship anyone and anything. They have ship names for Isaac/his roof and Kraken/Tolbi-bound ship. Yes, the fandom even ships literal ships.
    • Golden Sun: Dark Dawn had a new weapon system, where characters would develop proficiency with and master weapons that they used. "Karis has mastered Wooden Stick note " spawned a new shipping name.
  • The Boss in Saints Row IV seems actively turned on upon learning that the surviving Saints have access to a Mini-Mecha.
    Boss: You're beautiful.
    Kinzie: Uh, thank you?
    Boss: I was talking to the robot.
  • The less said about where the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom have gone with this trope the better.
  • Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals has self-professed World's Best Warrior Dekar proclaim his love to be... his sword. Guy is understandably a little worried about a thought like that.
  • Bloodborne has a special case, while the Hunter×Plain Doll is often a regular basis in the fanbase, Gehrman, an in-universe Shipper on Deck, actively insists you to "use" the Doll. the Squick moment comes when you meet Lady Maria, the woman Gehrman was in love with and whose likeness he crafted the Doll in. However, despite being in love with Maria, Gehrman has nothing but contempt for the Doll. Most likely because she is nothing like Maria in terms of personality.
  • From Bloodborne's predecessor, Dark Souls, the male Undead Merchant is in love with "Yulia", a large wooden basket that he strokes affectionately, and seems to think is a living creature of some kind ("Be careful, she'll bite your fingers off!"). If you kill him, he dies calling out her name.
  • The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel has Rean shipped with his sentient robot Valimar, his orbal bike, and by Cold Steel IV, has a profound love for hot springs in general that he ends up being a connoisseur. Meanwhile Gaius is shipped with the wind due to him and his clan revering the wind a lot.
  • It’s common for Overwatch fans to ship characters with their weapons and accessories, leading to such fun pairings as McCree/cowboy hat, Symmetra/teleporters, Reinhardt/rocket hammer, and Torbjorn/turrets. The last one is disturbingly close to being canon.
  • Hero of the Kingdom 3 has a canon example with Princess Amelia×ruby. The ruby is actually a Hypno Trinket tossed in her path by the game's Big Bad, but she doesn't know that for a long time; she just knows that the ruby talks to her and loves her and she loves it in return.
  • Ys has Adol Christin shipped with either sinking ships or adventure. Never mind the numerous women that he ends up leaving to go on another adventure. His partner Dogi also is shipped with walls and breaking walls.

    Visual Novel 
  • The basic premise of Nameless is that the protagonist, Eri dates and falls in love with all five of her dolls, but this takes place after they become human. What does count, however, is the school nurse, who is hopelessly in love with Beatrice, his plastic skeleton, who never has been and never will be a human.
  • Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: In the laboratory puzzle there is a mannequin that can be examined, if examined enough times Junpei will name it "Science Boy". Examining it again after it catches fire results in Junpei screaming "Science Boy! Noooooooooo! Oh, the humanity!", though only if he named it.
  • Danganronpa:
    • Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc: Discussed when Hifumi falls in love with Alter Ego, an AI created by and based off of Chihiro. Note that while it may count as Robosexual, Alter Ego is physically a laptop.
      Yasuhiro: I happened to do a psychic reading for a certain famous CEO once... And that guy was seriously head over heels for a mannequin. He had a wedding and everything! And your eyes just now... I saw the same look in HIS eyes!
      Hifumi: Shut up! She’s not a mannequin! She’s an ANGEL! And don't bother telling me angels exist! What we have can't be defined by your petty "words"!
      Hifumi: I found myself, y'know...liking her. Her face, her personality, her voice. Even her keyboard...
    • Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair:
      • Hajime Hinata×Orange Juice is a common example of this, due to an in-game illustration of Hinata drinking orange juice at a party. In the game's fanbase, it is almost universally considered to be his favorite drink.
      • Nagito Komaeda×Hope is also notable.

  • Sexy Losers featured a Prince Charming×Cinderella's shoe scene.
  • College Roomies from Hell!!!
    • Fans occasionally pair Pepe (Roger's stuffed coyote) with Fluffy (Roger's pet rock).
    • CRFH also has Roger×Big Red Button, which has both canon and Word of God behind it.
  • What about Hector?
  • The Wotch: Cassie×Plant. It's rather one sided, as Cassie dumped a Love Potion into the pot, making it an in-universe case.
  • This Cyanide & Happiness comic.
  • A Miracle of Science: Mars likes you, and Brazil thinks you're cute.
  • This strip of The Order of the Stick gives us Elan×Banjo Puppet, Haley×Sack of Gold and Roy and his sword.
  • Kevin & Kell has Abby, who literally marries her job. There's also an indication of intimacy with cars (she is an automechanic) and some of the shop equipment.
  • Knowing Achewood's fanbase, there are probably some truly demented pairings. Ray×Ray's AIBO. Cartilege Head×The Rollerskate of Doom. Vlad×Soap. Click Robot×Ultra Peanut even.
  • Larxene and Skull-Fucky the skull in Ansem Retort.
    • Darth Maul even noted that Skull-Fucky would get pissed if he saw Larxene grinding with a toaster.
  • Homestuck: Shipping is very important in Homestuck, even with inanimate objects
    • Wayward Vagabond×TaB is practically canon. Just see for yourself.
    • Warhammer of Zillyhoo / Wrinklefucker is a surprisingly common ship among certain fans.
    • Pairing random people (usually Bro or Dave) with Lil' Cal is also relatively common.
      • At least one Bro/Lil Cal fic exists, see the link in Troll Fic.
      • Bro/Lil Cal got further credence when it's revealed that Cal is possessed by Caliborn, a cherub who may have had a hate-crush on Dirk, Bro's alt-universe counterpart, adding a disturbing subtext to the pairing, with an immortal monster slowly prying at Bro's consciousness.
  • This A Softer World strip.
  • Blank It: Lemmo and his hat.
  • Girl Genius: Jagermonsters and their hats.
    • Also a few mad scientists are discussed in this way in-comic.
  • Oglaf features this in a few different contexts, including this.
    • Another comic has a man cornered in his bed and forced into sex by a talking avocado screaming about the benefits it would have on his cholesterol, complexion, and hair. Oglaf is weird.
  • Hanna Is Not a Boy's Name with {...}/Paper Crane and Conrad/blood.
    • The author happily ships Conrad / Misery (and sinks Hanna / Common Sense). Also, the sexy, mysterious, and educated Curly Bracket ({) just reeks of ship potential.
  • Schlock's relationship with his PlasGun
  • In Problem Sleuth, anyone with the fan. Wifehearst might also count, as she was originally a playing piece in a game of Life.
  • The Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage: Ada Lovelace showed a little too much affection towards the Difference Engine at the end of "The Organist".
  • Academia. Pasha's breakup with his reading glasses.
  • The 300th strip of Brawl in the Family features Ganondorf singing about his love for... the Triforce.
  • Rain, played for laughs: When Emily says she is pansexual, Rain and Kylie think of frying implements. Their faces show Emily she’d better explain the concept. See also the Coming-Out Story page image.

    Web Original 
  • lonelygirl15: P. Monkey×Bree, P. Monkey×Sarah, P. Monkey×Mallory, P. Monkey×Jonas, etc. Although none of those are serious.
  • LOLCats': Lolrus×bucket. They even have their own website.
  • Turtle×Rock in this cute animation.
  • Twilight The Musical has spawned a following of Bella×Cactus shipping.
    • Not to mention Edward×Edward doll.
      • So is that a Love Triangle with Evil Edward? And where does Cardboard Edward factor in?
  • TVTropes×Wikipedia
  • Ask That Guy really loves his pipe.
    • He also had a love affair with a GPS in Episode 54.
    • And MikeJ is really close to his Film Brain puppet.
    • Oancitizen and his trashcan.
    • There has been at least one fic shipping Linkara with Comicron One, and at least one more that pairs him with his magic gun. On one hand, the gun contains the soul of a girl. On the other hand, the girl was only thirteen when she was killed, and judging by her one appearance on the show, hasn't gotten any older.
    • From Demo Reel, Donnie×Pocky due to him fellating a stick of it in an episode dedicated to how bisexual he was.
  • Salad Fingers loves rusty spoons. And rusty kettles. And hooks. And taps.
  • The Music Video Show has the host and a Terry Crews cardboard cutout.
  • Profound Moments In Left 4 Dead 2 gives us Aovnick×Ramirez, the garden gnome in the Dark Carnival campaign.
  • Homestar Runner:
    • At one point, Strong Bad fell in love with a wagon full of pancakes.
    • Homestar inadvertently addresses this trope while running a recruiting booth.
      Homestar: Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind! Get out of here!
    • The Cinder Block×The Stop Sign, though their relationship is allegedly troubled.
    • It's the King of Town's fiftieth anniversary with Brunswick Stew.
    • Frank Bennedetto is a popcorn maker and his mother is Marzipan's microwave. No matter who the father is, it would logically have to count.
  • Red vs. Blue:
    • Tucker×rock.
    • Lopez×Sheila.
    • According to Word of God, Sheila and Andy were supposed to be exes.
    • What about Caboose×Sheila? Does an unrequited relationship count?
    • Some fans theorize Church×Sniper Rifle, Sarge×Shotgun and Simmons 2.0 (he's almost all machine, it counts)×Sister.
    • Tucker/Energy sword. "Don't talk that way when I'm playing with my thing."
    • Red Zealot×Red Flag.
  • LP-er Helloween 4545 loves shotguns.
  • Baman and Tuba.
  • Epic Meal Time's Harley Morenstein strokes and kisses the Sloppy Super Bowl Big Ben Roethlisburger in the 2nd bloopers video.
  • Ryukaki/bike is an extremely popular pairing. People have actually written porn of it.
  • Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This? does this with Jory and his microwaves, but Played for Laughs. Some fans have actually written up full biographies for the "microwave girls" as they're known on the show. It's amazing that there hasn't been any Rule 34 of Jory and a popular microwave such as Jackie.
  • LP-er Kwebbelkop is in a loving, committed relationship with his microwave. Or at least, he was until he started dating fellow LP-er Azzyland.
  • Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse fans sometimes like to ship Ken with Barbie's car muffler, aka the Schlond Poofa. A canon example has Closet, the Master Computer of the Dreamhouse, flirt unsuccessfully with the Fashion Vending Machine.
  • Fenspace has several canon examples thanks to Instant AI Just Add Handwavium. Fortunately handwavium also makes it quite easy to create near-perfect bioroid avatars.
  • RWBY has Ruby and her weapon, Crescent Rose. It helps that she's cuddled it, called it her "sweetheart", and in general is quite attached to it, on top of being a weapons enthusiast. The ship is called "Guns 'N Roses"
  • CollegeHumor: In-universe. Spoofed with a young woman buying a vibrator who turns out to be a sentient, stand-in boyfriend. Eventually it becomes jealous when she finds a real guy.
    Vibrator boyfriend: You used me!
    Girl: That's the whole point!
  • Markiplier has Tiny Box Tim and Tiny Box Tina, who are a cute couple when animated.
  • In Smosh's "If Romantic Movies Were Real" video, the skits parodying her (2013) and Mannequin show costumed Ian and Anthony making love to a computer and a mannequin, respectively.
  • Taken to an extreme with Fat, French and Fabulous host Jessica Pigeau's deep and abiding love for the Metropolitan Transportation Authority.
  • Chairem Anime.
  • According to Cracked, Skyler Tyler took her life when she was 17 years old. Unfortunately for her, her family misread her suicide letter; The last line of her note, "I'M FINISHED WITH YOUR SHIT" was put down so sloppily that her family read it as, "I'M FAMISHED FOR MORE SHIT." In the darkest kind of narm-humor, Skyler was forever remembered as a lover of poop.
  • SMG4 have plenty, most of which involve characters' Trademark Favorite Food:
    • The most obvious being his incarnation of Mario×spaghetti.
      • Mario×the box from "If Mario Was In...Portal" would also qualify.
    • Shy Guy×toast.
    • The Villager×Doritos.
    • For another non-food example, Fishy Boopkins×his Hatsune Miku dakimakura (among others).
  • Someone made a Stupid Statement Dance Mix of Melt using Jack Black's guest appearance on Sesame Street where Jack Black falls in love with a stop sign in the same manner of Hatsune Miku and the boy in the original video. Shown here.
  • Overly Sarcastic Productions: Blue×Venice. When some people joked that Cyan, Blue's actual girlfriend/eventual wife is actually "the immortal spirit of Venice" in disguise, she "admitted" that it was true.

    Western Animation 
  • A literal example was canon in Futurama: Bender×Planet Express Ship. Fry even lampshades it: "Wow, Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean, I know you're both items..."
    • Also, Fry once made out with a radiator woman from a radiator planet, before learning that it was just a normal radiator.
      • Hey, you gotta admit she was hot.
    • "Prisoner of Benda" gives us the oddly poignant story between Scruffy and his (robotic) wash bucket.
  • The American Dragon: Jake Long episode "Ski Trip" had Spud×Ski Lift chair, complete with a fantasy montage in which Spud marries the device and they have half-human, half-ski lift children. The relationship ends by the end of the episode, with Spud claiming "I broke up with you!")
  • Family Guy has a cutaway gag where Peter tried to marry a blueberry pie. ("Loooove you"). In the amount of time it took for the lawyer to get over his disbelief and retrieve the necessary papers to fill out, Peter had managed to eat the pie.
    • Peter and a bag of fat that was sucked out of Lois's body. It was exactly what it looked like.
    • Peter and a cardboard cutout of Kathy Ireland from the Drunken Clam. Which ended tragically after he broke her upon finding out she was with his son Chris.
    • Peter and his Surfing Bird record, who he sleeps with his arms around and states, "I took it to bed, had sex with it..."
    • New Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert.
      • Stewie and Rupert have a Ho Yay relationship.
    • And there was also a cutaway gag about a woman catching an STD from a toilet.
    • Meg and hot dogs.
  • Gravity Falls:
    • Mabel has been shipped with her grappling hook.
    • In "Soos and the Real Girl", the end credits scene shows Grunkle Stan marrying Goldie (A novelty dispenser shaped like a prospector panning for gold) in Vegas.
    • In "The Stanchurian Candidate", when Gideon is incarcerated, he says that he can't sleep because his cellmate took his pillow for a wife.
    • Though uncommon, some fans ship Bill Cipher with his top hat. Fanfics of it can still be found if you look hard enough.
  • Homer Simpson once had an illicit affair with a shish kebab.
    • As well as a giant sandwich... let's just say Homer and food.
    • "Oh, Television....teacher, mother, secret lover..."
    • Moe and his bar rag are a canon example. The thing is actually his best friend. At one point he also reveals he has a collection of photos of himself with his pickle jar, including one depicting them lying together on a beach, and he mourns when it gets shot.
    • "Are you hugging the TV?!" "No!"
  • Kaeloo: Olaf the emperor penguin and his ice cube, Olga. He even claims that she is his "wife".
  • On the Rule of Funny-based side of canon, Spunky the dog on Rocko's Modern Life fell in love with a mop in "Clean Lovin'". Following the series' proud tradition of demographically inappropriate humour, there is even a scene that heavily implies Spunky actually had sex with it.
    • The psychologist Rocko hires to cure Spunky of the fixation also winds up fixated on the mop, and is shown taking it on a date near the end of the episode.
    • Heffer and a milking machine.
  • Ben 10×Omnitrix.
    • Ben×Eunice.
    • For some reason, there's Kevin×Car. No, really. It's not all that crack, considering the events of "Paradox".
  • Danny PhantomxFenton Thermos.
    • Danny and the Girl's Locker Room.
    • Danny and a lamp
    • Also, Tucker and his PDA.
    • Vlad and his Ray Nitsche Football.
  • Canon example: SpongeBob SquarePants and the Krabby Patty in "To Love a Patty" — one kept unrefrigerated long enough to have mold. And in what is the funniest and/or most disgusting part of the episode, at the end, he eats it, mold, fungus and all. Now that's true love.
    • The early episode "Just One Bite" included a montage where Squidward falls in love with, marries, and grows old with a Krabby Patty. It's a Dream Sequence, but still.
    • SpongeBob×Spatula.
    • Mr. Krabs×Money. One episode involved Plankton disguising as a sentient stack of money and eventually marrying Mr. Krabs.
    • Squidward×Clari. He even sleeps with the instrument. "I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is Clarinet."
    • Plankton and Karen. They're married in canon, and in one chapter they said their relationship started in junior high school or so...when Karen was just a security camera...
      • Since Karen is an AI this would probably be considered Robosexual.
    • And there's Patrick who marries a street lamp, because of a lie made up by Mr. Krabs.
    • Love Triangle example in "Karen's Virus". Acting like a drunk due to the titular virus, Karen flirts with Mr. Krabs' cash register, much to his horror. Mr. Krabs then snatches the cash register from Karen, shouting "Don't break up our happy home!", then he tells the register "I forgive you, baby!" and gives it a smooch.
  • The Looney Tunes Show has Elmer Fudd and a gwilled grilled cheese sandwich.
  • One episode of The Venture Bros. has The Monarch having sex with the broken down remains of Guard-O, the Venture Brothers' non-sentient security robot. This is even weirder in context: its monitor was displaying Dr. Venture's face, and he said he was trying to give it chlamydia.
    • After building his own "Butter-Glider", he becomes obsessed with it to the point of sleeping with it and having rooftop picnics with it. His wife is unamused.
    • Herr Trigger and his guns.
    • Phantom Limb and Lady Nightshade (a.k.a. a woman's shoe)
    • In the pilot they had a ninja trying to get hold of Dr. Ventures new invention. Not to steal it, but to do... other things with it.
  • In Total Drama World Tour, Beth starts a relationship with a pole, the same pole Bridgette made out with a couple of episodes before.
    • Cody×Statue of Liberty.
    • Alejandro/Pineapple
  • A whole episode of 6teen was dedicated to this trope with Jude and Betty the Massage Chair.
  • Lurking amidst the murky sea of Invader Zim crack pairings, pairings exist involving Zim's computer, Tak's ship, Zim's PAK (the backpack thing that's attached to his spine, filled with useful tools) and GIR. The last one is a borderline example, however, and is often done in complete seriousness.
    • Actually, there are some scenes in (at least) the episodes "Bloaty's Pizza Hog" and "Tak, the Hideous New Girl" which imply that GIR has a (obviously one-sided) little crush on Gaz.
    • GIR×Rubber Piggy is practically canon.
  • Perfect Hair Forever: "Can you get this Vacuum cleaner to f*ck this cake?", Uncle Grandfather.
  • Transformers: Animated features canonical Constructicons×nonsentient cars.
    • There's also Beast Wars Megatron×Beast Wars Megatron's Beast Mode Head. He's actually seen petting it like a Right-Hand Cat sometimes, and there's scenes like the time it looks around while Megs is 'asleep,' or Megatron turning away from the screen and his head-hand quickly turns to look at it, as if sneaking a peak when Megatron isn't paying attention. However, it has little in the way of support compared to the true OTP of Beast Wars: Megs×rubber ducky.
  • Thomas & Friends: With most characters being steam locomotives, the list is long. Thomas/Emily, Thomas/Rosie, Thomas/Molly, James/Emily, James/Molly, Toby/Mavis, etc. Due to the overwhelming amount of male characters, Cargo Yaoi Shippings are arguably more popular than the above pairings listed. Generally Thomas/Percy, Edward/James and Gordon/Henry are accepted, either seriously or just for the hell of it.
  • Spudken. Kim Possible fanfic crack pairing of the blue-skinned, scar-possessing Dr. Drakken and a potato.
  • Code Lyoko: Some of the fans accuse Jérémie of caring about the Supercomputer more than his girlfriend, Aelita. Some jokingly... some not so much. Sissi actually makes a comment in-story to Aelita that Jérémie is "already married to a computer chip."
  • Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Valentine's Day episode has Tiny Love Imps forcing the entire cast (and a hoagie) to randomly fall in love. As there are more boys than girls, they have Ed falling in love with the sandwich, and Eddy falling in love with Plank.
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force: As shown on the Page Quote, Dr, Weird, being....Dr. Weird, somehow manages to get a lawnmower intoxicated and have sexual relations with "her."
    Steve: [In response to the page quote] Oh well, uh... I'm sure someone thinks that's pretty neat. So did you do that for science, or...
    Dr. Weird: NO! It was FREE! And she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing!
    [the lawnmower's engine block cracks open, revealing an egg with mechanical arms]
    Dr. Weird: MY METAL BOY!
  • Wolverine and the X-Men (2009)'s Bad Future version of Lorna Dane reconstructs and reanimates a Sentinel, which bad future Marrow dubs "Rover", fixates upon, repairs, talks to, spends all her time with, and ultimately betrays Professor Xavier to Master Mold in rage and grief over Bishop sacrificing Rover as a decoy..
  • At the end of Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, Skipper of the Penguins marries a Hawaiian doll.
    • Then there is the spin-off series The Penguins of Madagascar that shows both Rico and Julien showing interest in a large Barbie doll. Even Skipper makes a subtle pass at her. Miss the wife already, Mr. Married-man?
    • One episode has Kowalski falling in love with the animal control van.
    • Julien had a vaguely disturbing semi-Ho Yay semi-Narcissistic obsession with "Lemmy", the robot version of himself, and Mort was jealous of it. Then, at the end of the episode, it gets dragged offscreen by a space squid and is never seen again.
    • "Quiet, Maurice! I am wooing the smoothie!"
  • In Courage the Cowardly Dog, a goose god falls in love with Eustace's truck because of the sound of its horn, and eventually ascends with the truck to heaven (they get a new truck). In a later episode there's a quick cameo of the goose god cuddling it on a fluffy cloud.
  • Never explicitly shown in the series, but Ro and Zeta from The Zeta Project are a very justifiable example of this trope.
  • Bill Plympton, having a taste for the bizarre, has some:
    • His first long film "The Tune" features a noseless cab driver who has a broken relationship with... guess what.
    • "The Fan and the Flower", an unusually sweet short film, completely devoid of his usual Deranged Animation.
  • Clerks: The Animated Series: "And then that Caitlyn chick started making out with the Ferris wheel!"
  • Hank Hill from King of the Hill is a prime example in canon. He ignored his wife over his guitar for a while in an earlier episode. He cried over his car breaking down like a dying family member, and of course "Sweet Lady Propane."
    • "Sir, we go back fifteen years, and in all that time I have only had one mistress, and her name is propane."
    • His lawn. "I think you owe me, and my lawn, an apology! ....We're waiting!"
  • In Adventures in Care-a-Lot, Grizzle×Mr. Beaks, in that Mr. Beaks is a bird made out of scrap parts, who Grizzle treats as animate (and more than just a friend), but everyone else sees as inanimate (most of the time).
  • Canon example: Odie in The Garfield Show falls in love with a brush in one episode.
  • Robot Chicken has an ongoing gag involving the Humping Robot, who has vigorously loved both a washing machine and a jukebox in his time, as well as the Casino slot machine, Herbie, and a bell.
    • There's also the short about a scientist showing off his latest (feminine-looking) prototype robot.
      Scientist: ...and the power cell recharges as it moves! It's a revolution in robot longevity!
      Audience Member: Can you fuck it?
      Scientist: ...excuse me?
      Audience Member: [without hesitating] Can you fuck it?
      Scientist: Wha... no!
      Audience: [groans and leaves]
  • An early episode of The Fairly OddParents had Cosmo and Wanda acting out a Jerry Springer-esque talk show, in which Cosmo played a redneck who married his car. In a later episode, Unnamed Parent Mr. Turner falls in love with his car.
    • Then there is Cosmo/Phillip, i.e. the note nickel that Cosmo found and keeps in the goldfish castle, in one episode he is seen sleeping with it in his arms, while Wanda was right next to him.
      • Well, a nickel doesn't go very far these days. Wanda's probably aware of that.
    • In another episode, Mr. Turner whilst under a spell by Cupid's arrow comes very close to marrying a dead rose bush.
    • During Jorgen's Polka in "School's Out: The Musical - Part 2", there was a scene of Jorgen marrying Da Rules book. note 
  • In an episode of Spliced Peri, Entrèe and Two-legs Joe all fall in love with "Helen", a pancake.
  • Gorillaz biography Rise of the Ogre actually describes Murdoc's pelvic thrusts in the end of the "Feel Good Inc" video as "bass-shagging action". There is fanfic.
  • The Bugs Bunny cartoon "Rabbit Every Monday" starts with Bugs cooking carrots over a rotisserie spit singing "It's Magic" (Oh carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it's magic...). At the end of his tune he takes a carrot from the spit and lovingly caresses it.
    • "The Grey Hounded Hare" has Bugs fall for an electric rabbit from a dog race. He called her "Dreamboat" and was determined to save her from the dogs that were chasing her. Bugs was electrocuted when he tried to kiss her, but didn't mind.
    • "Hair-Raising Hare" has Bugs build a robot that looked like a female rabbit in a slinky evening gown to confuse his enemies. At the end of the episode, the robot walked by and Bugs pointed and said "Eh, mechanical." Then she kissed him on the cheek. "So she's mechanical!" Bugs says before following her.
    • An episode of Tiny Toon Adventures had Bugs in a relationship with his Schloscar award he got for Knighty Knight Bugs. Daffy even thought he finally found a girl.
    • Similarly, Daffy Duck fell for a mechanical duck in "A Coy Decoy". They even had little clockwork ducklings together.
  • Fred Jones on Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated has an obsession with traps. His bedroom is littered with them.
  • Dr. Blight×Mal from Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
  • Hyena×Coyote from Gargoyles.
  • Captain Murphy×Bucket-Head Wendy from Sealab 2021.
    • One episode originally had Stormy and a Debbie-bot, with Quinn later stealing the Debbie-bot, but those scenes were cut.
  • An episode of Tiny Toon Adventures had Montana Max fall in love with a giant gold nugget that he called "Goldie".
    • Not to mention in "Prom-ise Her Anything", Gogo Dodo's prom date is a fire hydrant named Suzie. And then there's Bugs Bunny, who's depicted as being pretty much married to his Schloscar.
  • Rugrats: Chuckie and Boppo. A kid his age should be outside playing with his friends, not sitting alone in his room bopping his Boppo.
  • The VeggieTales song "His Cheeseburger."
    • King George and the Ducky features a king who really loves his duck.
  • In The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Peppermint Larry's wife is a candy sculpture... and in a truly Flapjackian twist, it turns out to be a Love Triangle with Captain K'nuckles secretly in love with her. At one point he even runs off with her, leaving Peppermint Larry heartbroken.
  • In Recess, TJ and his red baseball hat. God help anyone who tries to get between those two.
  • In American Dad!, Stan has had some strange interactions with a gun and a lighter.
    • There was also one episode where Stan ran outside to console his SUV, saying he was going to 'tongue [its] gas-hole'.
  • Dan×Turkey Sub in Dan Vs. "The Fancy Restaurant."
  • The My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom has Applejack×Bloomberg or Fluttershy×Bloomberg (Bloomberg's a tree), Derpy Hooves×Muffin, Soarin'×Pie, Pinkamena×Madame Le Flour, and, thanks to the fanfic Progress, Luna×Abacus. The Season 2 premiere introduced Rarity×Tom the Rock (who's also known as Dan, thanks to YouTube's auto-caption generator), and "Lesson Zero" lead to people shipping Big Macintosh and Twilight's Smarty Pants doll.
  • The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat did an episode where the Bag of Tricks got stolen, and Felix went into spasms of animated angst. He even had a hard time sleeping alone, and carried a wallet full of photos of himself and the bag in various romantic scenes. The show also gave us Bermuda Triangle×Times Square, Felix×Cactus, and Cactus×Mountain. None of these are too surprising in a show where Everything Talks, but they're still pretty darn weird.
  • In the finale of Motorcity, the Duke flirts with and "pets" one of his many cars. Chris Prynoski said they had a Duke "car porn" scene cut from that episode.
  • In the Mickey Mouse (2013) short "Goofy's First Love", Mickey and Donald assume Goofy is in love with a waitress, when he's really in love with the sandwich she has on a platter. At the end of the short Goofy marries the sandwich, them promptly eats it.
  • The We Bare Bears episode "Burrito" has Grizz getting a little too attached to a bear-sized burrito. At the end, it turned out that the reason he was so attached was that it subconsciously reminded him of a fireman who rescued him from a tree when he was a cub.
  • In The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Grim is very attached to his scythe. Not only does he sometimes refer to it by she/her pronouns, he even calls it "Jodie" in one episode.
  • In the Milo Murphy's Law episode "Sunny Side Up", Milo's science teacher is show to be more than a little obsessed with her home-made desk, to the point that saucy jazz music starts playing as she sings its praises.
  • The Loud House has three In-Universe examples: Luan with her dummy Mr. Coconuts, Lucy with the bust of an Expy of Edward Cullen named "Edwin", and Lily with a teddy bear. Both has referred to the inanimate object as their "soulmate" and, at one point, Lincoln sees Lucy kissing Edwin's bust.
  • The Amazing World of Gumball: Happens In-Universe in "The Love", when Bobert falls in love with an old vacuum cleaner.
  • Referenced in episode 2 of Tuca & Bertie in a Freeze-Frame Bonus. One of the videos suggested from the car crashes Tuca is watching is titled "I want to kiss a car."
  • Played for laughs in-universe in the Jelly Jamm episode "White Trainers", where Goomo receives the eponymous shoes to replace his flip-flops. The montage of him doing everything but actually wearing the shoes plays out like a Falling-in-Love Montage, employing multiple romance tropes such as Spaghetti Kiss, Sweetie Graffiti, and Watching the Sunset.
  • Nerds and Monsters has Zarg and Maiden Cheena, an inflatable pool toy who Zarg considers his wife..

    Real Life 
  • Klüver-Bucy syndrome can lead patients to seek sexual stimulation with "unusual or inappropriate objects". Once a man suffering from this was arrested for having sex with the sidewalk (this case of a man jailed for trying to do the same with a bicycle must be similar).
  • Mrs. Berlin Wall, who coined the term "objectum sexual" for this phenomenon.
  • Erika La Tour Eiffel, not to mention her "exes" a bow, a katana, and *an F-15*.
  • A woman named Jannene Swift married a rock in 1976.
    • Probably an urban legend, but see this Snopes thread for a nice collection of terrible puns regarding their union.
  • In another case of Objectum Sexuality, Amy Wolfe is getting married to 1001 Nachts at Knoebels.
  • At one point, prostitutes in some part of India used to marry trees. In this way, they would emancipate themselves from parental control without saddling themselves with husbands.
  • Never get between a woman and her double A battery operated friend. Or the non-battery operated cousin of that battery operated friend. Or her detachable showerhead.
  • This video.
  • This Cracked article.
  • To an extent, a lot of people have this with their cars.
  • Many, many musicians are like this with their instruments.
  • Apparently, in 1979, a woman was officially married to her fifty-pound pet rock. There were over twenty witnesses.
  • SAL9000. Nene Anegasaki isn't exactly sentient.
  • Gene Roddenberry's ode to his airplane, "Nightingale Woman", which he later reused in the Star Trek pilot as "one of the most passionate love sonnets of the past couple of centuries".
    Roddenberry: My love has wings, slender feathered things with grace and upswept curve and tapered tip.
  • Most geeks love their computers as much as or more than their significant others, especially if they've put a lot of time and/or money into them.
  • A Seattle activist famously "married" a warehouse and an low-income apartment complex slated for demolition as a form of protest against the city's gentrification (which is driving working-class residents out into the suburbs).
  • The following quote: "People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is that things are being loved and people are being used."
  • At the 1969 Academy Awards, when she accepted her first Oscar for playing Fanny Brice in Funny Girl, Barbra Streisand looked at her Oscar and said, "Hello, gorgeous!"
  • Thanks to its memetic heart, ex-planet Pluto is now shipped with New Horizons.
  • Donald Trump and his border wall.
  • Soldiers operating bomb disposal robots getting attached to these machines, giving them nicknames, taking them to fishing trips, insisting that they fix 'this one' instead of getting a new one, and giving them funerals when they get destroyed.
    As crazy as that might sound, remember that these people are going through extremely stressful situations with these machines at their sides. It'd be hard not to bond with something, even something inanimate, in that situation.
  • At the Tobu Zoo located in Saitama prefecture, Japan, a Humboldt penguin named Grape-kun fell in love with a cardboard cutout of Hululu from Kemono Friends. He would stare at it for hours, perform mating displays in front of it, and became severely depressed when the cutout had to be temporarily taken down due to a storm. Sadly, Grape-kun passed away on October 12, 2017.
  • One episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show featured a woman who legally married her house, claiming that she could never love another person as much as she loved that house. She had a "marriage license" for it and everything.


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