If Companion Cube is the love someone will have for an inanimate object, this is the other side of that coin - a deep-seated, irrational hatred a person has for an object.
The person will usually treat the object as a hated enemy or rival in spite of the fact that the object has no will of its own and cannot in any way return the person's antipathy. If the quarrel is physical in nature, whatever damage the object delivers onto the person may seem to be driven by malicious intent, but it's just simple mechanics and bad luck.
May be justified with a Job-Stealing Robot (as long as the robot is just a mindless tool) or Vengeful Vending Machine. It's also very common when the person has The Alleged Car, because if your car hates you, you're going to hate it back.
This is a sister trope of Cargo Envy, where a person is envious of something that an attractive person is showing affection to, which may or may not lead to a rivalry with the object.
Careful when your object is/turns out to be an Animate Inanimate Object - the object must not be sentient/sapient, or at least the person with the enmity must not know about it. Otherwise it doesn't fall here.
- In an advertisement for the Audi Quattro, a tow-truck driver in a snowy, mountainous region describes how he's towed every kind of car except the Quattro. When he speaks about the Quattro he uses phrases like "It haunts my dreams", and "Sometimes I think it's mocking me". The commercial ends with him screaming "Quattro!!"
- In episode 50 of Fairy Tail, a misused potion cause Makarov to see alcohol as his rival, Ezra sees a pillar as hers, and at the end, Grey sees the horizon as his rival.
- Edward Elric in Fullmetal Alchemist doesn't just dislike drinking milk, he actively despises seeing any because it is "an opaque, white liquid secreted by a cow". This is played as part of the gag on Edward's diminutive stature, supposedly being the cause of it. In an interesting bit of trivia related to this, it seems that the creator, Hiromu Arakawa, grew up on a dairy farm, plus her Author Avatar is a bespectacled cow.
- In A Certain Magical Index and A Certain Scientific Railgun, Mikoto Misaka has an emnity with a certain vending machine which once swallowed her 10,000 Yen (about $100) note. She often gets revenge on it by kicking or using her Shock and Awe powers on it to induce it into giving free drinks.
- A running joke in A Voice Among the Strangers, where Jessica at various points swears vengeance against a tree (after bashing her already injured shoulder into it), stones on the path (which she has to walk on in bare feet), a staircase (again due to her bare feet) and her own brain (after she gets a headache from trying to rationalize the world around her).
- In Naruto: The Abridged Series, Sasuke's eternal rival is The Log. Sasuke even notes how he keeps mistaking logs for people, causing him to mess up his aim. All because he hates the Log.
- When King Neptune walks smack into a pole in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, he orders the pole executed.
- In Battle Creek (a.k.a. The Big Brawl), Jerry maintains a venomous relationship with the practice dummy.
- The dad from A Christmas Story was "one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana." He attacks the thing offscreen while swearing so loudly at it, the whole house can hear.
- In Office Space, the main characters have a very antagonistic relationship with a fax/copy machine. They end up dragging into an abandoned field and executing it with a baseball bat.
- A 1967 Mustang GT500 has tantalized Memphis Raines in Gone In Sixty Seconds throughout his career as car thief. It's mentioned that he was arrested and imprisoned while trying to steal one, and at one point, Raines refers to this car as "unicorn:" something fantastic and wonderful that he can never, ever have.
- From If Chins Could Kill, Bruce Campbell's autobiography, "The Classic", Sam Raimi's 1973 Delta 88 Oldsmobile. Raimi in particular is convinced that Campbell is out to destroy it in jealousy.
- In Death. Eve Dallas has an irrational fear and hatred of all vending machines. If at all possible she refuses to use them directly, preferring to hand her money to someone else and have them buy the candy bar or whatever for her.
- Discworld series:
- Cribbins in Making Money stole the spring-powered dentures from a man he'd robbed. It's possible they were haunted by the ghost of their former owner, because the springs tend to malfunction at the worst times, and he has to gnash them back into position at the most awkward times. He's put out of commission when the springs finally break inside his mouth and nearly stab him in the brain.
- There's a side story in The Truth about a town mayor who got hit by a meteorite. He then gets hit again, but this time it was waiting for him down an alleyway.
- The First Law: The crippled Sand dan Glokta hates stairs because they're so painful and treacherous for him to climb. He has several internal diatribes about how he hates them above all things. The person he most wishes he could torture would be their inventor.
- On Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Chief O'Brien hates the station's computer so much he calls it his archenemy. Eventually an alien A.I. makes a home in it that makes it better disposed to him.
- In an episode of CHiPs a big man in a tiny car gets pulled over for speeding and he beats up his car in retaliation, tearing it to pieces right there on the highway. His name in the credits is "car killer."
- The villain Annorax from the Star Trek: Voyager two-parter "Year of Hell" considers the time to be his archenemy. And no, it's not meant in a mundane way like worrying too much about punctuality or about one's age or something.
- An episode of Seinfeld had George express anger towards a watch with "I hate you, you time piece from Hades!"
- Inverted in a sketch on The Benny Hill Show. Benny is playing a slot machine and is coming up a loser every time. A man walks up to the machine next to him and starts giving it love talk ("I love you my darling" etc.) and it pays off every time he pulls the arm. Benny is bemused at first but as the man continues to win gets the idea. After the man leaves, Benny gives his machine love talk only to continue to lose. Then he quits playing it. The other man goes up to the same machine Benny was playing a moment ago, says to it "how's the wife and kids?" and scores big again.
- Granville and the cash-register in Open All Hours. The spring is wound too tight and Arkwright is too cheap to fix it, but Granville is convinced it hungers for fingers.
- Fawlty Towers: In one episode, Basil goes into a frothing rage against his car, warning that if it malfunctions once more, there will be consequences. The car breaks down again, so he promptly gets out, fetches a tree branch and beats the car as punishment.
- Mr. Bean: Played ambiguously for comedy with Mr. Bean's archnemesis: a blue Reliant Robin. Because the driver of the car is never seen, it's unclear whether Bean hates the driver, the car itself, or all blue Reliant Robins.
- Tsukihime: Used for drama when in one scene, Shiki (the player character) suddenly and inexplicably becomes irrationally angry at a chair and tears it apart, a sign that he's becoming very mentally unhinged. The narration for this scene is nothing more than the words "This chair,"◊ repeated over and over again.
- In The Order of the Stick, dwarven cleric Durkon Thundershield believes that trees are not trustworthy. Of course, given that this is a D&D parody, that might not be entirely unjustified. Later strips reveal that this apparently extends to the entire dwarf race.
- In Tales from the Pit, Mark Rosewater's sworn enemy is the copier machine.
- In Nebula it's inverted: Saturn thinks that their moons (which are just completely normal rocks) hate them, rather than them hating their moons.
- Pewdiepie with barrels, and to a lesser extent statues.
- In the Sonic the Hedgehog fan animation Nazo Unleashed, Nazo has a deep sense of jealousy towards the Master Emerald, as Nazo wants to become the most powerful entity in the universe, but can't surpass the Master Emerald's infinite energy. Thus, he wants to blow up the Earth in order to shatter it.
- Sword Art Online Abridged: The first guild Kirito joined consisted mostly of NP Cs the guild leader stole from quests (they keep following you if you don't complete the quest). Due to their bad AI, one of them triggered and escaped from a battle while still holding on to the party's supply of teleport crystals, leading to Sachi's death. Kirito later runs into him again and eviscerates him offscreen, laughing all the while.
Kirito: YOU LEFT US TO DIE, YOU BASTARD!!! THIS IS FOR SACHI! CHOKE ON IT! CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE! HOW DOES IT TASTE?!'' AH-HA HAHA HAHA!
- The Simpsons:
- Sideshow Bob and rakes, after the extended "rake tripping" scene from the "Cape Feare" episode. Bart even lampshades how Bob apparently equates that rivalry with the one between the two (mind you, Bart at that point got Bob sent to jail multiple times).
- In the episode "Deep Space Homer," Homer has an intense hatred for an inanimate carbon rod that was named Employee of the Month instead of him. After he accidentally saves the space shuttle crew (from a mess he himself caused, of course) by jamming it in a broken door while trying to bash his colleague with it, he's mad that the carbon rod he "used" to jam the door shut got the hero's welcome (including a Ticker Tape Parade) instead.
- And there's the meme-worthy newspaper picture of Abe with the headline "Old man yells at cloud."
- One episode had Homer's special recipe for moonshine remind a hillbilly of his feud with a nearby tree.
- Mr Burns once mistook a candy vending machine for a working candy store, and when it failed to respond to his verbal request for a snack, he gave it a Death Glare and said it had made a powerful enemy.
- In one episode of Phineas and Ferb, when Perry fails to show up, Doofenschmirtz uses a potted plant as a stand in for Perry as he rants about his evil plans, and even ties him up. Due to a series of accidents, the potted plant ends up thwarting Doofenshmirtz and is even awarded a medal at the end for his heroic efforts.
- Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness. "My old enemy — stairs."
- Code Lyoko. Odd vs. Vending Machine. Nicolas has struggled with it as well. Earlier, in the prequel "XANA Awakens", it was used by XANA to electrocute Jérémie.
- Family Guy: Stewie Griffin and the toilet. Because its funny when Stewie shows the ignorance of a real baby. Brian has a few bones to pick with it, too.
Stewie: So they DO make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I had to learn to use the toilet! Well fah on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! I've seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful porcelain layabout... feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing of its own to society! (runs to bathroom) You get a job!
- The Angry Beavers has Norbert's Not-So-Imaginary Friend Stump. Dagget has a fierce rivalry with Stump, especially in his first appearance episode.
- The police officer in Clone High played by Andy Dick addresses a plastic cup of beer as though it were a Worthy Opponent.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend, Underage Drinking. So, we meet again. How are you, Underage Drinking? Besides illegal!"
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Hoss Delgado has a high school rivalry with a traffic cone named Kyle.
- The Amazing World of Gumball:
Table: Hey, wait! Think about what's going on here. You punch me after you kick me? What do you think happened? You think I got up and walked in front of you? I'm a table, man!
- In the episode "The World", Gumball stubs his toe on a coffee table and prepares to hit in retribution. However, Everything Talks in Elmore, so the coffee table is able to question his reasoning:
Gumball: Uh... oh yeah. Well, sorry. Itís pretty stupid to take it out on an object. It's not like you did it on purpose.
(Gumball sees skids marks in the carpet left by the table)
Gumball: What the— why?
Table: Uh... because — it's because youíre always putting your feet on me!
(Coffee Table leaps out of the window and runs off while Gumball stares in confusion)
- In "The Ex", Darwin says his nemesis is a hat. Later in the episode, Gumball sees Darwin wearing the hat and asks if he got over his rivalry with the hat, pointing out that he is wearing it. Darwin runs around screaming that the hat "got him".
- In the Steven Universe episode "Nightmare Hospital", Connie hates the abacus Mrs. Maheswaran threatens to use to figure out how long to ground Connie for bringing a sword into the house.
- Captain Fanzone of Transformers Animated hates machines (sentient or otherwise) to the point of it being his Catch-Phrase. This includes his cell phone which, for added effect, is so obsolete it has a rotary dial.
- In A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, Snoopy is setting up the chairs for an impromptu dinner, and struggles with a large beach chair that won't stay open, and even starts fighting back at one point.
- Often on the Classic Disney Shorts, Goofy will often come at odds with inanimate objects that won't act like he needs them to. Examples include the piano that won't stay in Goofy's truck in Moving Day and the clockwork figures that ring the bell he's cleaning in Clock Cleaners. What contributes the most to the surrealism of those scenes is that the objects really and openly antagonise him.
- The B plot of the Kim Possible episode "Stop Team Go" features Dr. Drakken becoming increasingly frustrated by the failure of his escalating attempts (up to and including blasting it with a death ray) to open an Impossible Pickle Jar.
- As any pet owner can attest, animals, and dogs in particular, hate loud appliances. Even the most mellow puppy goes nuts when a vacuum cleaner is turned on. Cats, on the other paw, are much more inclined to run and hide from such racket.
- The enemy of a good night sleep, the ender of weekends, and the herald of school or work: does anyone not hate the alarm clock?
- According to Herodotus, Persian Emperor Xerxes I was so enraged when a sea storm destroyed his army's bridges that he punished the ocean by whipping it and "burning" it with hot irons. Say what you want about his methods, but his second set of bridges survived his crossing.