Quotes / Enmity with an Object

Sideshow Bob: Rakes… My old archenemy.
Bart Simpson: I thought I was your archenemy.
Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart.

— The Simpsons, "Day of the Jackanapes"

"I hate you, rotten beanbag!"

— Prince Amir, aka "What-a-Mess", What-a-Mess has Supper

Occasionally there would be a clearing sale on a farm. At one of these sales Bob climbed up on to a 36-gallon cask of molasses to get a better view of what was being sold. Unfortunately for Bob the cask was fairly old and the lid collapsed and poor Bob collapsed with it into the molasses. When he got out he went berserk and he belted the living daylights out of the cask with his bare hands.

— "Runaway from Santipore", by Fay Berry

"So you're locked in ruthless battle with a river, searching it for any signs of weakness, that sort of thing? That sounds stressful."

— Zagreus, Hades

Bob: Uh, I don't understand. Why aren't you mad at the shark operator?
Teddy: Oh, yeah, that's a good point. No, no! The shark drove him to it. It's evil, and now I'm fat.

—Bob's Burgers, "The Deepening"

Perceptor: No-one's locking the Rodpod?
Skids: Hopefully someone'll steal it.

—The Transformers: Dark Cybertron

You know what mister bag? I WILL have a nice day! I’m going to hang you in my kitchen, and fill you with other bags. You will eat your family!

—Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, “Everything Sunny all the Time Always”

Gary: We must save my family—AGGHHH!!
Kirito: [stabbing Gary over and over] YEAH! Betcha didn't expect to see me again, did'ja, punk?!
Gary: WE MUST SAVE MY FAMIL—AGH!!
Kirito: YOU LEFT US TO DIE, YOU BASTARD! THIS IS FOR SACHI!

—Kirito encountering the NPC responsible for Sachi's death, Sword Art Online Abridged

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