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'''Hifumi:''' I found myself, y'know...liking her. Her face, her personality, her voice. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Even her keyboard]]...

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'''Hifumi:''' I found myself, y'know...liking her. Her face, her personality, her voice. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Even her keyboard]]...keyboard...

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* The movie ''Film/{{Christine}}'', based on the Stephen King novel.

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* ''Literature/GhostRoads'' has a canon example -- Gary turned himself into a (ghost) car so he could be together with Rose after death.
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JustForFun/NotToBeConfusedWith CargoCult, IKEAErotica and a ''literal'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_ship kind of ship that carries cargo, goods, and materials from one port to another]], which is JustForPun.

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JustForFun/NotToBeConfusedWith CargoCult, IKEAErotica and a ''literal'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_ship kind of ship that carries cargo, goods, and materials from one port to another]], which is JustForPun.
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* The car in the Creator/StephenKing novel ''Literature/{{Christine}}'' develops an unhealthy obsession with her owner.

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* The car in the Creator/StephenKing novel ''Literature/{{Christine}}'' develops an unhealthy obsession with her owner. And he develops it right back. Keep in mind that Christine is the 1958 Plymouth Fury and Leigh is the actual human girl:
-->This is the story of a lover's triangle, I suppose you'd say--Arnie Cunningham, Leigh Cabot, and, of course, Christine. But I want you to understand that Christine was there first. She was Arnie's first love...I think she was his only true love.
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* At the end of ''Film/TheBreakfastClub'', there's Bender×Claire, Andrew×Allison, and [[AloneAmongtheCouples Brian]]×essay.

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* At the end of ''Film/TheBreakfastClub'', there's Bender×Claire, Andrew×Allison, and [[AloneAmongtheCouples [[AloneAmongTheCouples Brian]]×essay.



* In the music video for "Lovertits" by Music/{{Peaches}}, {{Feist}} and another girl have sex with their bikes.

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* In the music video for "Lovertits" by Music/{{Peaches}}, {{Feist}} Music/{{Feist}} and another girl have sex with their bikes.



* ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'': In the laboratory puzzle there is a mannequin that can be examined, if examined enough times Junpei will name it "Science Boy". Examining it again after it catches fire results in Junpei screaming "Science Boy! Noooooooooo! Oh, the humanity!", though only if he named it.

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* ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'': In the laboratory puzzle there is a mannequin that can be examined, examined; if examined enough times times, Junpei will name it "Science Boy". Examining it again after it catches fire results in Junpei screaming "Science Boy! Noooooooooo! Oh, the humanity!", though only if he named it.
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* ''ComicBook/TankGirl'' and her tank. Not only are they stated to have had sex (just that one time, and she was drunk) but she got pregnant and bore its half-human, half-armoured fighting vehicle offspring.

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* ''ComicBook/TankGirl'' and her tank. Not only are they stated to have had sex (just that one time, and she was drunk) but she got pregnant and bore its half-human, half-armoured half-armored fighting vehicle offspring.

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%% Trope was declared Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease via crowner by the Real Life Maintenance thread: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/crowner.php?crowner_id=7rp5mrt1



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* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klüver-Bucy_syndrome Klüver-Bucy syndrome]] can lead patients to seek sexual stimulation with "unusual or inappropriate objects". Once a man suffering from this was arrested for having sex with the sidewalk ([[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html this case of]] a man jailed for trying to do the same with a bicycle must be similar).
* [[http://www.berlinermauer.se/BerlinWall/ Mrs. Berlin Wall]], who coined the term "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectum-sexuality objectum sexual]]" for this phenomenon.
* [[http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html Erika La Tour Eiffel]], not to mention her "exes" [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18624_5-people-who-turned-awful-disabilities-into-superpowers.html a bow, a katana, and *an F-15*]].
** Erika La Tour Eiffel, meet [[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4442556/Statue-of-Liberty-gave-me-an-orgasm.html Amanda Liberty]].
* A woman named Jannene Swift married a rock in 1976.
** Probably an urban legend, but see [[http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=43995 this Snopes thread]] for a nice collection of terrible puns regarding their union.
* In another case of Objectum Sexuality, [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html Amy Wolfe is getting married to 1001 Nachts]] at {{Knoebels}}.
* At one point, prostitutes in some part of India used to marry trees. In this way, they would emancipate themselves from parental control without saddling themselves with husbands.
* Never get between a woman and her double A battery operated friend. Or the non-battery operated cousin of that battery operated friend. Or her detachable showerhead. Though this is usually a question of the objects in question being very useful for relieving tension of the sexual variety rather than the objects themselves being considered attractive. Usually.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoSvlCRevE This video.]]
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_p2.html This Cracked article.]]
* To an extent, a lot of people have this with their cars.
** Sebastion Vettel, a UsefulNotes/FormulaOne Champion, [[ICallItVera names all of his cars]]. It's a popular joke for him to have some form of relationship with said car. His car in 2012 is called Abbey. He likes to love them and leave them.
** Queen committed [[http://youtu.be/sQTu9vx-laY a song to this particular form of affection]], as mentioned in the music section above.
* Many musicians joke about being like this with their instruments. Occasionally it's a little more than joke. Particularly common with very old instruments, or those that have a unique and interesting sound. Especially with woodwind and brass instruments (because of the intimacy inherent in playing them) and stringed instruments (because these tend to be handcrafted, and thus have small idiosyncracies, and highly sensitive to their environments).
* Apparently, in 1979, a woman was officially married to her fifty-pound pet rock. There were over twenty witnesses.
* [[http://www.rightcelebrity.com/?p=7337 SAL9000]]. Nene Anegasaki isn't exactly sentient.
** Not to be outdone, [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/98910-Korean-Otaku-Marries-Anime-Body-Pillow a Korean otaku]] married his [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha Fate Testarossa]] body pillow.
* Creator/GeneRoddenberry's ode to his airplane, "Nightingale Woman", which he later reused in the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' pilot as "one of the most passionate love sonnets of the past couple of centuries".
-->'''Roddenberry:''' My love has wings, slender feathered things with grace and upswept curve and tapered tip.
* Most geeks love their computers as much as or more than their significant others, especially if they've put a lot of time and/or money into them.
* A Seattle activist famously [[http://www.king5.com/news/Seattle-woman-marries-building-138300319.html "married" a warehouse and an low-income apartment complex slated for demolition]] as a form of protest against the city's gentrification (which is driving working-class residents out into the suburbs).
* The following quote: "People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is that things are being loved and people are being used."
* At the 1969 UsefulNotes/{{Academy Award}}s, when she accepted her first Oscar for playing Fanny Brice in ''Film/FunnyGirl'', Creator/BarbraStreisand looked at her Oscar and said, "Hello, gorgeous!"
* Thanks to its memetic heart, [[https://plus.google.com/u/0/+SelinaElizabethKyle/posts/8VmKyVgmkoQ ex-planet Pluto is now shipped with New Horizons]].
* UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI his border wall]].
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24702_6-wtf-realities-war-you-never-see-news.html Soldiers operating bomb disposal robots getting attached to these machines,]] giving them nicknames, taking them to fishing trips, insisting that they fix 'this one' instead of getting a new one, and giving them funerals when they get destroyed.
-->''As crazy as that might sound, remember that these people are going through extremely stressful situations with these machines at their sides. It'd be hard not to bond with something, even something inanimate, in that situation.''
* At the Tobu Zoo located in Saitama prefecture, Japan, a Humboldt penguin named Grape-kun fell in love with a cardboard cutout of Hululu from ''Anime/KemonoFriends''. He would stare at it for hours, perform mating displays in front of it, and became severely depressed when the cutout had to be temporarily taken down due to a storm. Sadly, Grape-kun passed away on October 12, 2017.
* One episode of ''The Oprah Winfrey Show'' featured a woman who legally married her house, claiming that she could never love another person as much as she loved that house. She had a "marriage license" for it and everything.
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* A literal example was canon in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': Bender×Planet Express Ship. Fry even [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] it: "Wow, Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean, I know you're both ''items''..."
** Also, Fry once made out with a radiator woman from a radiator planet, before learning that it was just a normal radiator.
*** Hey, you gotta admit she was hot.
** "Prisoner of Benda" gives us the oddly poignant story between Scruffy and his (robotic) wash bucket.
--->'''Scruffy:''' [[StarCrossedLovers I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.]]
* The ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong'' episode "Ski Trip" had Spud×Ski Lift chair, complete with a fantasy montage in which Spud marries the device and they have half-human, half-ski lift children. The relationship ends by the end of the episode, with Spud claiming "''I'' broke up with ''you''!")
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' has a cutaway gag where Peter tried to marry a blueberry pie. ("Loooove you"). In the amount of time it took for the lawyer to get over his disbelief and retrieve the necessary papers to fill out, Peter had managed to eat the pie.
** Peter and a bag of fat that was sucked out of Lois's body. It was exactly what it looked like.
** Peter and a cardboard cutout of Kathy Ireland from the Drunken Clam. Which ended tragically after he broke her upon finding out she was with his son Chris.
** Peter and his Surfing Bird record, who he sleeps with his arms around and states, "I took it to bed, had sex with it..."
** New Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert.
*** Stewie and Rupert have a HoYay relationship.
** And there was also a cutaway gag about a woman catching an STD from a toilet.
** Meg and hot dogs.
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'':
** Mabel has been shipped with her grappling hook.
** In "Soos and the Real Girl", the end credits scene shows Grunkle Stan marrying Goldie (A novelty dispenser shaped like a prospector panning for gold) in [[VivaLasVegas Vegas.]]
** In "The Stanchurian Candidate", when Gideon is incarcerated, he says that he can't sleep because his cellmate took his pillow for a wife.
** Though uncommon, some fans ship Bill Cipher with his top hat. Fanfics of it can still be found if you look hard enough.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] once had an illicit affair with a shish kebab.
** As well as a giant sandwich... let's just say Homer and food.
** "Oh, Television....teacher, mother, secret lover..."
** Moe and his bar rag are a canon example. The thing is actually his best friend. At one point he also reveals he has a collection of photos of himself with his pickle jar, including one depicting them lying together on a beach, and he mourns when it gets shot.
** "Are you hugging the TV?!" "[[BlatantLies No!]]"
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'': Olaf the emperor penguin and his ice cube, Olga. He even claims that she is his "wife".
* On the RuleOfFunny-based side of canon, Spunky the dog on ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' fell in love with a mop in "Clean Lovin'". Following the series' proud tradition of {{demographically inappropriate humour}}, there is even a scene that ''heavily'' implies Spunky ''actually had sex with it''.
** The psychologist Rocko hires to cure Spunky of the fixation also [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments winds up fixated on the mop]], and is shown taking it on a date near the end of the episode.
** Heffer and a milking machine.
* ''Franchise/Ben10''×[[EmpathicWeapon Omnitrix]].
** Ben×Eunice.
** For some reason, there's Kevin×Car. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4728221/1/Love_Like_Thisr No, really.]] It's not all that crack, considering the events of "Paradox".
* WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom[=x=]Fenton Thermos.
** Danny and the Girl's Locker Room.
** Danny and a lamp
** Also, Tucker and his PDA.
** Vlad and his Ray Nitsche Football.
* Canon example: ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' and the Krabby Patty in "To Love a Patty" -- one kept unrefrigerated long enough to have ''mold''. And in what is the funniest and/or most disgusting part of the episode, at the end, ''[[NauseaFuel he eats it, mold, fungus and all]]''. Now ''that's'' true love.
** The early episode "Just One Bite" included a montage where Squidward falls in love with, marries, and grows old with a Krabby Patty. It's a DreamSequence, but still.
** [=SpongeBob=]×Spatula.
** Mr. Krabs×[[MoneyFetish Money]]. One episode involved Plankton disguising as a sentient stack of money and eventually ''marrying'' Mr. Krabs.
** Squidward×Clari. He even sleeps with the instrument. "I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is Clarinet."
** Plankton and Karen. They're married in canon, and in one chapter they said their relationship started in junior high school or so...when Karen was just a security camera...
*** Since Karen is an AI this would probably be considered {{Robosexual}}.
** And there's Patrick who marries a street lamp, because of a lie made up by Mr. Krabs.
** LoveTriangle example in "Karen's Virus". Acting like a drunk due to the titular virus, Karen flirts with Mr. Krabs' cash register, much to his horror. Mr. Krabs then snatches the cash register from Karen, shouting "Don't break up our happy home!", then he tells the register "I forgive you, baby!" and gives it a smooch.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'' has Elmer Fudd and a [[strike: gwilled]] grilled cheese sandwich.
** In another episode, Lola [[CloudCuckoolander gets into an entire conversation with an armoire]], and is seen telling it that she already has a boyfriend.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' has The Monarch having sex with the broken down remains of Guard-O, the Venture Brothers' non-sentient security robot. This is even weirder in context: its monitor was displaying Dr. Venture's face, and he said he was trying to give it chlamydia.
** After building his own "Butter-Glider", he becomes obsessed with it to the point of sleeping with it and having rooftop picnics with it. His wife is unamused.
** Herr Trigger and his guns.
** Phantom Limb and Lady Nightshade (a.k.a. a woman's shoe)
** In the pilot they had a ninja trying to get hold of Dr. Ventures new invention. Not to steal it, but to do... other things with it.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour'', Beth starts a relationship with a pole, the same pole Bridgette made out with a couple of episodes before.
** Cody×Statue of Liberty, from when Cody fell into Art/LadyLiberty's cleavage. He also married a cactus in ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramarama''.
** Alejandro/Pineapple, from when Alejandro frenched a pineapple-headed effigy of Heather.
* A whole episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}}'' was dedicated to this trope with Jude and Betty the Massage Chair.
* Lurking amidst the murky sea of ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' {{crack pairing}}s, pairings exist involving Zim's computer, Tak's ship, Zim's PAK (the backpack thing that's attached to his spine, filled with useful tools) and [[RobotBuddy GIR.]] The last one is a borderline example, however, and is often done in complete seriousness.
** Actually, there are some scenes in (at least) the episodes "Bloaty's Pizza Hog" and "Tak, the Hideous New Girl" which imply that GIR has a (obviously one-sided) little crush on Gaz.
** GIR×Rubber Piggy is practically canon.
* ''WesternAnimation/PerfectHairForever'': "Can you get this Vacuum cleaner to f*ck this cake?", Uncle Grandfather.
* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' features canonical Constructicons×nonsentient cars.
** There's also WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron×WesternAnimation/BeastWars Megatron's Beast Mode Head. He's actually seen petting it like a RightHandCat sometimes, and there's scenes like the time it looks around while Megs is 'asleep,' or Megatron turning away from the screen and his head-hand quickly turns to look at it, as if sneaking a peak when Megatron isn't paying attention. However, it has little in the way of support compared to the true {{OTP}} of Beast Wars: Megs×rubber ducky.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'': With most characters being steam locomotives, the list is ''long''. [[FanPreferredCouple Thomas/Emily]], [[ToyShip Thomas/Rosie]], [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan Thomas/Molly]], [[BelligerentSexualTension James/Emily]], [[FanPreferredCouple James/Molly]], [[NoYay Toby/Mavis]], etc. Due to the overwhelming amount of male characters, Cargo ''{{Yaoi}}'' Shippings are arguably more popular than the above pairings listed. Generally Thomas/Percy, Edward/James and Gordon/Henry are accepted, either seriously or just for the hell of it.
%%* ''WesternAnimation/StormHawks'': Stork×Condor
* Spudken. ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' fanfic crack pairing of the blue-skinned, scar-possessing Dr. Drakken and a potato.
%% * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aodpb3vFU0 This video.]] (Please note that this video is age-restricted, so you will be warned)
* ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'': Some of the fans accuse Jérémie of caring about the Supercomputer more than his girlfriend, Aelita. Some jokingly... some not so much. Sissi actually makes a comment in-story to Aelita that Jérémie is "already married to a computer chip."
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': The Valentine's Day episode has Tiny Love Imps forcing the entire cast (and a hoagie) to randomly fall in love. As there are more boys than girls, they have Ed falling in love with the sandwich, and Eddy falling in love with [[CompanionCube Plank]].
%%** Ed×Toast
%%** Ed×Gravy
%%** Eddy×Money
%%** Eddy×jawbreakers
* ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'': As shown on the Page Quote, Dr, Weird, being....Dr. Weird, [[MST3KMantra somehow]] manages to get a lawnmower intoxicated and have sexual relations with "her."
-->'''Steve:''' [In response to the page quote] Oh well, uh... I'm sure someone thinks that's pretty neat. So did you do that [[ForScience for science,]] or...\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''NO!'' It was ''FREE!'' And she was ''drunk'' and didn't know what she was ''doing!''\\
''[the lawnmower's engine block cracks open, revealing an egg with mechanical arms]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' '''''MY METAL BOY!'''''
* ''WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen2009'''s BadFuture version of Lorna Dane reconstructs and reanimates a Sentinel, which bad future Marrow dubs "Rover", fixates upon, repairs, talks to, spends all her time with, and ultimately [[spoiler:betrays Professor Xavier to Master Mold in rage and grief over Bishop sacrificing Rover as a decoy.]].
* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa'', Skipper of the Penguins marries a Hawaiian doll.
** Then there is the spin-off series ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' that shows both Rico and Julien showing interest in a large Barbie doll. Even Skipper makes a subtle pass at her. Miss the wife already, Mr. Married-man?
** One episode has Kowalski falling in love with the animal control van.
** Julien had a vaguely disturbing semi-HoYay semi-{{Narcissist}}ic obsession with "Lemmy", the robot version of himself, and Mort was jealous of it. Then, at the end of the episode, it gets dragged offscreen by a space squid and is never seen again.
** "Quiet, Maurice! I am wooing the smoothie!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'', a goose god falls in love with Eustace's truck because of the sound of its horn, and eventually ascends with the truck to heaven (they get a new truck). In a later episode there's a quick cameo of the goose god cuddling it on a fluffy cloud.
* Never explicitly shown in the series, but Ro and Zeta from ''WesternAnimation/TheZetaProject'' are a very justifiable example of this trope.
* Creator/BillPlympton, having a taste for the bizarre, has some:
** His first long film "The Tune" features a noseless cab driver who has a broken relationship with... guess what.
** "The Fan and the Flower", an unusually sweet short film, completely devoid of his usual DerangedAnimation.
* ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries:'' "And then that Caitlyn chick started making out with the Ferris wheel!"
* Hank Hill from ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' is a prime example in canon. He ignored his wife over his guitar for a while in an earlier episode. He cried over his car breaking down like a dying family member, and of course "Sweet Lady Propane."
** "Sir, we go back fifteen years, and in all that time I have only had one mistress, and her name is propane."
** His ''lawn.'' "I think you owe me, ''and my lawn,'' an apology! ....We're waiting!"
* In ''[[Franchise/CareBears Adventures in Care-a-Lot]]'', Grizzle×Mr. Beaks, in that Mr. Beaks is a bird made out of scrap parts, who Grizzle treats as animate (and more than just a friend), but everyone else sees as inanimate [[MaybeMagicMaybeMundane (most of the time)]].
* Canon example: Odie in ''WesternAnimation/TheGarfieldShow'' falls in love with a brush in one episode.
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' has an ongoing gag involving the Humping Robot, who has vigorously loved both a washing machine and a jukebox in his time, as well as the Casino slot machine, [[CoolCar Herbie]], and a ''bell''.
** There's also the short about a scientist showing off his latest (feminine-looking) prototype robot.
--->'''Scientist:''' ...and the power cell recharges as it moves! It's a revolution in robot longevity!\\
'''Audience Member:''' Can you fuck it?\\
'''Scientist:''' ...excuse me?\\
'''Audience Member:''' ''[without hesitating]'' Can you fuck it?\\
'''Scientist:''' Wha... no!\\
'''Audience:''' ''[groans and leaves]''
* An early episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' had Cosmo and Wanda acting out a [[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]-esque talk show, in which Cosmo played a redneck who married his car. In a later episode, UnnamedParent Mr. Turner falls in love with his car.
** Then there is Cosmo/Phillip, i.e. the [[note]] Female [[/note]]nickel that Cosmo found and keeps in the goldfish castle, in one episode he is seen sleeping with it in his arms, ''while Wanda was right next to him.''
*** Well, a nickel doesn't go very far these days. Wanda's probably aware of that.
** In another episode, Mr. Turner [[spoiler:whilst under a spell by Cupid's arrow]] comes very close to marrying a dead rose bush.
** During Jorgen's Polka in "School's Out: The Musical - Part 2", there was a scene of Jorgen marrying Da Rules book. [[note]] Jorgen was the ''bride''. [[/note]]
* In an episode of ''{{WesternAnimation/Spliced}}'' Peri, Entrèe and Two-legs Joe all fall in love with "Helen", a pancake.
* Music/{{Gorillaz}} biography ''Rise of the Ogre'' actually describes Murdoc's pelvic thrusts in the end of the "Feel Good Inc" video as "bass-shagging action". [[http://community.livejournal.com/gorillazslash/28028.html There is fanfic.]]
* The WesternAnimation/BugsBunny cartoon "Rabbit Every Monday" starts with Bugs cooking carrots over a rotisserie spit singing "It's Magic" (''Oh carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it's magic...''). At the end of his tune he takes a carrot from the spit and lovingly caresses it.
** "The Grey Hounded Hare" has Bugs fall for an electric rabbit from a dog race. He called her "Dreamboat" and was determined to save her from the dogs that were chasing her. Bugs was electrocuted when he tried to kiss her, but didn't mind.
** "Hair-Raising Hare" has Bugs build a robot that looked like a female rabbit in a slinky evening gown to confuse his enemies. At the end of the episode, the robot walked by and Bugs pointed and said "Eh, mechanical." Then she kissed him on the cheek. "So she's mechanical!" Bugs says before following her.
** An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' had Bugs in a relationship with his [[{{Expy}} Schloscar]] award he got for ''WesternAnimation/KnightyKnightBugs''. Daffy even thought he finally found a girl.
** Similarly, WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck fell for a mechanical duck in "A Coy Decoy". [[spoiler:They even had little clockwork ducklings together]].
* Fred Jones on ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryInc'' has an obsession with traps. His bedroom is littered with them.
* Dr. Blight×Mal from ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers''.
* Hyena×Coyote from ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}''.
* Captain Murphy×Bucket-Head Wendy from ''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021''.
** One episode originally had Stormy and a Debbie-bot, with Quinn later stealing the Debbie-bot, but those scenes were cut.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' had Montana Max fall in love with a giant gold nugget that he called "Goldie".
** Not to mention in "Prom-ise Her Anything", Gogo Dodo's prom date is a fire hydrant named Suzie. And then there's Bugs Bunny, who's depicted as being pretty much married to his [[BlandNameProduct Schloscar]].
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'': Chuckie and Boppo. [[DoubleEntendre A kid his age should be outside playing with his friends, not sitting alone in his room bopping his Boppo.]]
* The ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'' song "His Cheeseburger."
** ''King George and the Ducky'' features a king who ''really'' loves his duck.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'', Peppermint Larry's wife is a candy sculpture... and in a truly Flapjackian twist, it turns out to be a LoveTriangle with Captain K'nuckles secretly in love with her. At one point he even runs off with her, leaving Peppermint Larry heartbroken.
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'', TJ and his red baseball hat. God help anyone who tries to get between those two.
* In ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', Stan has had some strange interactions with a gun and a lighter.
** There was also one episode where Stan ran outside to console his SUV, saying he was going to 'tongue [its] gas-hole'.
* Dan×Turkey Sub in ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'' "The Fancy Restaurant."
* The ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fandom has Applejack[=×=]Bloomberg or Fluttershy[=×=]Bloomberg (Bloomberg's a tree), [[EnsembleDarkHorse Derpy Hooves]]×[[TrademarkFavoriteFood Muffin]], [[https://www.derpibooru.org/tags/that+pony+sure+does+love+pies Soarin'[=×=]Pie]], [[FunnySchizophrenia Pinkamena]]×Madame Le Flour, and, thanks to the fanfic ''Fanfic/{{Progress}}'', Luna×[[CompanionCube Abacus]]. The Season 2 premiere introduced Rarity×Tom the Rock (who's [[FanNickname also known as Dan]], thanks to [=YouTube=]'s auto-caption generator), and "Lesson Zero" lead to people shipping Big Macintosh and Twilight's Smarty Pants doll.
** Also Tom×Bloomberg
** There's even parings with Princess Celestia and the door she unlocked by inserting her horn into a slot in "The Return of Harmony Part One".
** And, of course, [=Trixie×Pinecone=].
** And Raindrops×Bread.
** And [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21647/...But-the-Kitchen-Sink Rainbow Dash]]×[[KitchenSinkIncluded Kitchen sink]].
** And [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/164080/pinkie-pie-really-likes-used-patio-furniture Pinkie Pie×Patio Furniture]].
** And [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/140974/foundations-of-love The Golden Oaks Library and The Carousel Boutique]].
** The episode [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E18MaudPie "Maud Pie"]] gave us Pinkie Pie's rock-obsessed sister Maud and her pet rock, Boulder (which is pebble-sized). It didn't take a full hour for the Maud/Tom and Boulder/Tom fanart to start piling up on Derpibooru.
** Of course, there's [[https://derpibooru.org/tags/that+pony+sure+does+love+books Twilight Sparkle × Books]] while [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E3CastleSweetCastle "Castle Sweet Castle"]] gave us [[https://www.derpibooru.org/tags/twicake+sprinkle Twilight Sparkle × pancakes]].
** In "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone", Pinkie Pie flirts with a statue of King Grover.
*** Guess she has something in common with her sister
* ''WesternAnimation/TheTwistedTalesOfFelixTheCat'' did an episode where the Bag of Tricks got stolen, and Felix went into spasms of animated angst. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything He even had a hard time sleeping alone, and carried a wallet full of photos of himself and the bag in various romantic scenes]]. The show also gave us Bermuda Triangle×Times Square, Felix×Cactus, and Cactus×''Mountain''. None of these are too surprising in a show where EverythingTalks, but [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext they're still pretty darn weird]].
* In the finale of ''{{WesternAnimation/Motorcity}}'', the Duke flirts with and "pets" one of his many cars. [[WordOfGod Chris Prynoski]] [[https://twitter.com/chrisprynoski/status/288159130437443585 said they had a Duke "car porn" scene cut from that episode]].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse2013'' short "Goofy's First Love", Mickey and Donald assume Goofy is in love with a waitress, when he's really in love with the sandwich she has on a platter. At the end of the short Goofy marries the sandwich, them promptly eats it.
* The ''WesternAnimation/WeBareBears'' episode "Burrito" has Grizz getting a little too attached to a bear-sized burrito. At the end, it turned out that the reason he was so attached was that [[spoiler:it subconsciously reminded him of a fireman who rescued him from a tree when he was a cub]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'', Grim is ''very'' attached to his scythe. Not only does he sometimes refer to it by she/her pronouns, [[ICallItVera he even calls it "Jodie"]] in one episode.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw'' episode "Sunny Side Up", Milo's science teacher is show to be more than a little obsessed with her home-made desk, to the point that [[{{Sexophone}} saucy jazz music]] starts playing as she sings its praises.
** There's also [[CloudCuckoolander Scott the Undergrounder]], who's HappilyMarried to a milk carton named "Mildred" (and once briefly [[ReplacementGoldfish took up with an orange juice carton]] when he thought she had been lost forever) and Bradley Nicholson, who [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fell in love with an ice cream dispenser he named "Carla"]] and continued to mourn "her" death episodes later.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' has three InUniverse examples: Luan with her dummy Mr. Coconuts, Lucy with the bust of an {{Expy}} of [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward Cullen]] named "Edwin", and Lily with a teddy bear. Both has referred to the inanimate object as their "soulmate" and, at one point, Lincoln sees Lucy kissing Edwin's bust.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'': Happens InUniverse in "The Love", when Bobert falls in love with an old vacuum cleaner.
* Referenced in episode 2 of ''WesternAnimation/TucaAndBertie'' in a FreezeFrameBonus. One of the videos suggested from the car crashes Tuca is watching is titled "I want to kiss a car."
* Played for laughs in-universe in the ''WesternAnimation/JellyJamm'' episode "White Trainers", where Goomo receives the eponymous shoes to replace his flip-flops. The montage of him doing everything but actually wearing the shoes plays out like a FallingInLoveMontage, employing multiple romance tropes such as SpaghettiKiss, SweetieGraffiti, and WatchingTheSunset.
* ''WesternAnimation/NerdsAndMonsters'' has Zarg and Maiden Cheena, an inflatable pool toy who Zarg considers his wife..
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* ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'':
** Anything with the CompanionCube. In the game, the [[AIIsACrapshoot evil AI running everything]] gives it to you, makes several bizarre comments seemingly meant to increase your emotional attachment to it, then forces you to destroy it. This was meant to show the antagonist's [[BlueAndOrangeMorality poor understanding of humans]]--regardless of what [=GLaDOS=] tells you, the Cube is just an inert metal box with hearts on it--and the antagonist intended for this scheme to [[spoiler:make you reluctant to destroy its computing cores, a process similar to "killing" the Cube]]. Fans playing along with loving the Cube is mostly tongue-in-cheek... or is it?
** Space Sphere×Space. Which, let's face it, is basically canon.
* Speaking of ''VideoGame/SystemShock'', SHODAN's true crossover love is ''VideoGame/{{Marathon}}'''s Durandal.
* Both Klavier×massage chair and Office Plant×Edgeworth (with the plant topping, but still being an ordinary office plant) exist in short fics in ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' fandom among a host of others. ''If it exists and it is in the Gyakuten universe, it will be shipped.''
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' fandom has an inordinate amount of fanfic featuring Seifer×Seifer's [[BadassLongcoat trenchcoat]].
** Thanks to ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy'', we now have the possibly canon shipping of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Exdeath]] and [[PowerOfTheVoid the Void]].
*** Ditto with Cloud of Darkness/Void. Hell, some fans just make this all into an [[OneTrueThreesome OT3]].
** Then there's [[http://spinadrift.livejournal.com/29492.html?#cutid1 Buster Sword×Nail Bat,]] [[http://community.livejournal.com/1sentence/66699.html#cutid1 Tseng×Coffee,]] and most infamous of all...
** [[http://community.livejournal.com/1sentence/56744.html#cutid1 Cactuar×Sephiroth.]]
* There's an alarming amount of ''VideoGame/MetalGear'' fanfic and art for Snake×the Cardboard Box. It's actually arguably generally better than the stuff for the serious ships.
** Big Boss×Cardboard Box is practically canon if one listens to the right radio broadcasts, which may explain why Eva had to resort to cloning and genetic engineering to bear his children. Hard to convince a man to impregnate you when he's sexually attracted to packaging. And not that kind of packaging. (The more obvious solution would be bubble wrap lingerie.)
*** Taken to an extreme in ''The Phantom Pain'', where posters of models and an anime idol can be collected and attached to boxes, which will actually attract guards who act like they're looking at the real deal.
** Big Boss and his [[CoolGuns Custom 1911]] as well, to the point that he immediately forgets about Eva baring her cleavage right in front of him to admire several different modifications to the gun.
* In ''VideoGame/Persona4'', Adachi×Cabbage. You know it's true.
** Which was made canon for the sake of a joke in TheAnimeOfTheGame, in one scene Adachi can be seen leaving the mall with a cart full of cabbage and ''nothing else''.
* ''VideoGame/Persona5'' have Akechi×Pancakes, thanks to [[spoiler:the fact that the crew found out that Akechi is the betrayer due to Akechi accidentally responding to Morgana's remark about pancakes several months before he claimed to have gotten his Persona]].
** There's also Yusuke×Lobsters, after what he did throughout the beach trip.
* There's a character in ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'' where this trope is taken to its logical conclusion. Enjoy the discussions you, Carth, Bastila and Canderous have over it.
-->'''C8-42:''' Please kill me.\\
'''Carth:''' I don't think I've ever felt so bad for a droid before.\\
'''T3-M4:''' ''[sad beeping]]''\\
'''Player:''' I agree. Completely.\\
'''Canderous:''' Ha! I guess that droid is really gonna serve his master tonight!
** The second game has an Echani love poem... written to an energy shield.
--->'''Echani Poem:''' Personal shields, I love you so.. crafting and fighting with you… exhilarates me. You are the MAIN focus of my life… (except for my melee weapons and armor)… I love you so.
* It's probably easier to find ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' fanfic shipping Dante×Nevan than Dante×Lady. Nevan is one of his ''weapons.'' This, or shipping anyone×any other Devil Arm, is a borderline example though (they're demons transformed into weapons).
** In one of the ''[=DMC=]'' manga, Dante says that he once got drunk and proposed to a mop.
* ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'':
** Knuckles and the Master Emerald. What's even more {{squick}}y about it is that when you go across continuities, Knuckles seems to go back and forth between this and thinking the damn thing is his mother...
** Fan art has a habit of pairing up Sonic with Caliburn from ''[[VideoGame/SonicStorybookSeries Sonic and the Black Knight]]'', which is exacerbated by Caliburn being something of a {{Tsundere}} towards Sonic as time progresses.
** Shadow×the damn fourth Chaos Emerald
** Sonic and Chili Dogs.
** From ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'' we have Knuckles×[[GoodBadBugs the pause button]][[labelnote:Explanation]]It triggers a glitch giving him ultimate jumps.[[/labelnote]]
** Tails often gets jokingly shipped with the Tornado.
* ''VideoGame/ProjectReality'' will have MiddleEasternCoalition soldiers kiss their rifles on occasion.
* ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'':
** Zexion×Peach Iced Tea.
** Also Zexion×[[ThrowTheBookAtThem Lexicon]], especially among the "snakesonasora" MST fans.
** [[KidHero Sora]]×Keyblade and [[OmnicidalManiac Xemnas]]×[[MacGuffin Kingdom Hearts]]. It exists.
** Sea-salt ice cream is the biggest pimp of all. It gets shipped with Sora, Roxas, Axel, Xion, and [=DiZ=]. Especially Roxas. [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2 He cares about the ice cream more than his best friend dying]]]].
* ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'': People pair Ford Cruller and his bacon. It's actually rather amusing.
** A canon example is Admiral!Ford Cruller×Canoe.
* ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars'' has Ryusei and his bizarre ''{{canon}}'' crushes on feminine-styled HumongousMecha, especially Valsione. See also the above mention of HumongousMecha-on-HumongousMecha FanArt (Weissritter's about as much of a floozy as its [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl pilot]] would indicate).
** Anything paired with [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots Lamia Loveless]] will be this. Suuuure, she's JustAMachine, but she's slowly learning many human emotions, love might be one of them. That, and the recent events provides some ShipTease with her human [[spoiler:,now half-Einst,]] commander Axel Almer... (Axel-Lamia is in fact one of the more recent FanPreferredCouple)
** Achieve a "[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Dynamic Kill]]" with the Grungust using its "G Combination" attack with Charlotte Hasting as the pilot in ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsV'', and there might be a chance where she'll exclaim that she thinks she's in love with the machine.
* From ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear'', there's A.B.A. and Paracelsus, her giant [[EmpathicWeapon weaponized key]], to the point that I-No mean-spiritedly cracks jokes about A.B.A. using Paracelsus to masturbate with.
** Although ''I-No'' has no room to talk, given a bevy of ''official'' artwork found in the in-game galleries that show her being a wee bit ''too'' comfortable with her [[MusicalAssassin killer guitar]].
* After being subjected to Amane's [[FountainOfYouth Astral]] [[FinishingMove Heat]], Nu-13 of ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'' can be seen hugging a paper doll made in the image of "Ragna~! <3" [[SingleTargetSexuality All of the love]], [[{{Yandere}} none of the blood]].
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'':
** Heavy and his minigun [[ICallItVera Sasha]]. Though it looks like Natascha might be bringing in some competition...
*** OT3?
*** One of the tie-in comics shows that Sasha has her own bed next to the Heavy's bed.
*** Another tie-in comic reveals that Heavy came up with names for all of his miniguns. He basically has a harem at this point.
** Heavy×[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8IK8F68VzA Sandvich]].
** Scout×[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFSzCLaVuY Sasha]]? Also, Heavy looks pretty cool in those glasses.
** Scout×Dispenser exists. You have no idea how much he [[MemeticMutation needs a dispenser here.]]
** Sasha×Natascha.
** Engineer×Sentry Gun. In his own words : "I love that cute little gun."
** Soldier×Shovel, usually with Shovel being a bit of {{Yandere}}.
** The short film ''Expiration Date'' gives us Spy×the Eiffel Tower (courtesy of Scout's doodles), as well as Soldier×a bucket.
--->'''Spy:''' "Here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, the Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me, both of us relaxing post-coitus..."
* ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'': Link×[[SwordOfPlotAdvancement Master Sword]]. There's also at least one fic that [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1763797/1/Sheik_and_the_Mailbox pairs Sheik with a mailbox.]]
** That Link×Master Sword pairing has become HilariousInHindsight thanks to ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'', where Link's ExpositionFairy, and thus his next possible {{Shipping}} candidate, is the ([[{{Prequel}} future]]) Master Sword.
*** On that note, Fi×Scrapper. One's the spirit of the ([[{{Prequel}} future]]) Master Sword, the other's a robot. [[SarcasmMode This will end well.]]
** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' has an NPC named [[MeaningfulName Loone]] who's obsessed with one of the Shiekah Orbs, to the point of naming it.
* ''Franchise/MassEffect'':
** Among the many fans clamoring for more and more varied {{Romance Sidequest}}s there is a small but enthusiastic faction in favor of being able to romance Mira, one of the Virtual Intelligence programs that appears in the first game. This in spite of the fact that [=VIs=] are essentially glorified Clippits.
** That's okay though, the Shepard VI mentioned in the second game appears in the third, and s/he can actually hit on you. Even [=roboShepard=] wants to sleep with Shepard.
** Garrus×calibrations (what he is calibrating, usually the Normandy's guns)
** The reason Zaeed isn't a romance option is because [[ICallItVera Jessie]] is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-dLzzQuVM the only]] rifle for him.
** People ship Joker×Normandy. The RoboShip with EDI was inevitable. It has the potential to become canon in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' when EDI gets, as Joker puts it, [[spoiler:a "sexy new robot body".]] Naturally, Joker has a field day and if Shepard decides to play matchmaker, they eventually ''do'' end up dating.
** The Geth Legion repeatedly avoids the question when Shepard asks why they used a piece of his/her armour to repair themself.
--->'''Legion:''' ''[long pause]'' [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove No data available.]]
* ''Franchise/{{Halo}}:'' Master Chief×Cortana, though which one is the person and which is the mindless inanimate object is up for debate.
* There's a whole mess of Cargo Ships for ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''. Most of them involve Sho Minamimoto, and are inspired by the line "This mic is zetta sexy!", said after having stolen it from a rock band. Oh, and the giant heaps of garbage he makes and insists on having called art. Not to mention intangibles like the number Pi, which he knows to a million digits, and math in general. This isn't even mentioning the popular crack pairing of Mr. Hanekoma and coffee. On the other hand, [[EmpathicWeapon Mr. Mew]] is debatable. Plus Neku×Headphones, Neku×CAT's graffiti, Kariya×Lollipop, Beat×Hat×Skateboard, Joshua×Cellphone, Joshua×Frilly Parasol, [[spoiler:Not to mention him and the gun]] Shuto or Yammer×Pins, [[spoiler:On that note, AD!Neku×Pins. Also, so long as we're listing everything spoilery, Prince×Ramen, Megumi or Joshua×Shibuya.]] Finally, Beat×Curry, a large chunk of fandom's OTP.
* ''VideoGame/XenobladeChroniclesX'' has Lin / [[MiniMecha skells]], thanks to an early game cutscene where Lin ''catcalls'' a skell walking past and admits to writing skell ''fanfiction''.
* ''VideoGame/ValkyriaChronicles:'' Salinas Milton, already a bit of a HandsomeLech, gets extremely defensive whenever someone tries to get close to tanks.
** And from ''VideoGame/ValkyriaChroniclesII'', there's Marion Siegbahn, a shocktrooper with an extreme weapon fetish, as in she gets orgasmic with them. She mentions that one of her motivations for entering Lanseal was to get access to its armory.
* ''[[VideoGame/Lunar2EternalBlueComplete Lunar 2: Eternal Blue]]''. Ronfar/His Twig. Oh yeah.
* ''VideoGame/{{Metroid}}'': Samus×her armor
** Hilariously, in ''Metroid Fusion'', the armor has [[DeadSidekick Baby Metroid's]] DNA.
* The ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss'' fandom has [[{{Squick}} Mohs×the Score]] and Guy×fontech, of course.
** ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'': Raine/Ruins
* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'' gives us Patricia Tannis and her recorder. Please note that this is ''completely canon''. Until they broke up, of course. Tannis thinks the recorder was cheating on her. They remained friends, however.
** ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'' gives us Axton, a [[TheTurretMaster Turret Master]] who loves his turret just as much, if not more than his ex-wife. He acts very affectionate towards it, and outright calls it his girlfriend or "the missus" on occasion.
--->'''Axton:''' ''[after deploying his turret]'' Let's get to killing, Sweetheart!
** There's also [[MadBomber Tiny]] [[CuteAndPsycho Tina]]. She seems to rather admire the "Badonkadonks" of her "Female companions". Said companions are stuffed bunnies, and their "badonkadonks" are huge missiles strapped to their backs.
** The sequel also has Tannis mention she was in a polyamorous relationship with two ceiling chairs (who were brothers). The fact that one of them was destroyed when Hyperion tortured her is why she wants vengeance against Handsome Jack.
** Gaige occasionally flirts with ''loot''.
* In ''VideoGame/Tekken6'', newcomer Lars Alexandersson seems to be [[RoboShip wee bit close to fellow newcomer]] [[RobotGirl Alisa Bosconovitch]]...
* Scrin Mothership AI×Foreman 371 in ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquer Tiberium Wars''. What? It could happen! The AI even disobeyed orders from the Supervisor to make sure the Foreman escaped Earth alive.
* Some ''VideoGame/MystIIIExile'' fans enjoy pairing Saavedro with the squee pelt he wears around his arm.
* ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'': [[RunningGag Diane from Beef Head Video]] practically confirms [[spoiler:Travis×Bizarre Jelly pillow]] as canon in the first game.
** How about Letz Shake×Dr.Shake?
--->'''Letz Shake:''' Oh, that's good undulation. I think I'm going to lose the BOWEL CONTROL!!
* ''VideoGame/StarOceanTheSecondStory'''s Ashton is obsessed with barrels and is always hanging around them in towns, even ''talking'' to one at one point. In the anime, he seems practically infatuated with a barrel he comes across, which his dragons find rather disturbing. This understandably has become a subject of shipping.
* ''VideoGame/HalfLife'': Gordon Freeman×[[WeaponSpecialization crowbar]].
* ''VideoGame/BioShock1'': Jack×Radio has been thrown around the livejournal anon meme, as well as El Ammo Bandito×Circus of Values Clown machines.
* ''VideoGame/StarCraftII'': Tychus and the Odin. Files have shown that when an Odin is built, Tychus will say "Love at first sight."
* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'': Louis×Peelz. Not to mention I'm sure Coach×Chocolate is also equally as popular.
** The Dark Carnival campaign in the sequel also gives us Gnome Chompski, a large garden gnome found early in the second level who can be carried all the way to the helicopter at the end of the campaign. An achievement is given for loving him enough to do just that; this of course results in some players developing an attachment to him.
** Rochelle×[[HandCannon Magnum]]. This is presumably actually canon, considering one of her lines upon acquiring said Magnum has her outright proclaiming that she's in love with it.
** There's also Ellis and [[CoolCar Jimmy Gibbs Jr.'s car]].
--->'''Ellis:''' You are the most beautiful thing I have ever sat between... I love you...
* VideoGame/IMMeen's book is made to order, but it isn't to be read.
** His appearance in the ending of the sequel, ''Chill Manor'', has him briefly kneeling on a chair turned to the back. YoutubePoop often reinterprets this scene as him humping the chair.
* For ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros.'', there has been a preponderance of Sheik/Teacup fanart ever since the adventure mode in ''Brawl'' had Sheik stop a battle to join Peach for tea.
* Among others, ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' fandom has [[MarionetteMaster Alice]]×her dolls (probably canon, as she spends all her time with them and is attempting to make them sentient), [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Suika]]×her gourd (also probably canon, as she also spends all her time with it and as a result is never, ever sober), Suwako/her hat (with the hat topping), as well as various pairings involving either Kanako's onabashiri or Yukari's gaps (sometimes both!).
* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': Drull and Tog'thar, two orcs who have been held prisoner for six years, have developed unusual attachments to their ball-and-chain shackles. They're in therapy for it, although they insist they are happy with Teddy and Laverne and just want to be left alone.
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemRadiantDawn'' gave us [[ChivalrousPervert Gatrie]]×Tree-in-a-Skirt, which has become very popular with the fans ever since it was mentioned by [[{{Jerkass}} Shinon]].
** ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates'' gives us [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12188953/1/Hisame-and-the-Pickle Hisame×Pickle.]] (NSFW)
** Also Leo×Tomatoes; this one actually got a FandomNod in the localisation, where the line "[Leo] loves tomatoes the most [in the army]" [[AscendedMeme was changed to]] "objectively loves tomatoes more than anyone else could".
** ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBindingBlade'' also gives us [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/11526027 Karel×Wo Dao.]] (NFSW)
* ''VideoGame/SuikodenV'' has Georg Prime×Cheesecake.
* ''Franchise/DragonAge'':
** ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' fans occasionally ship [[TheStoic St]][[ProudWarriorRaceGuy en]][=/=][[ICallItVera Asa]][[{{BFS}} la]], perhaps as an explanation for why he's not a romance option.
** In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'', Varric & [[ICallItVera Bianca]], his [[AutomaticCrossbows custom crossbow]], is for all intents and purposes a canon example; in fact, Bioware specifically made her level up with him so the player would never want to separate them. Gets lampshaded several times.
*** He gets very protective when Isabela suggests Bianca "deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger", and again when Sebastian asks if he can examine Bianca's cocking ring, even though Sebastian's intentions were pure (he wanted to see if she was firing off to the side because of a mechanical fault). In a form of HypocriticalHumor, he may turn down advances from fem!Hawke on the grounds of Bianca being "[[ClingyJealousGirl the jealous type]]".
---->'''Varric''': Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you.\\
'''Isabela''': That's what they always say, [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer and I always prove them wrong]].\\
'''Varric''': Stop it. You're confusing her! [[StrangelyArousing And me]].
*** When Merrill asks Sebastian if his bow has a name like Varric's, Sebastian notes wryly that he can't compete with Varric's "relationship" to his weapon.
*** Fenris grunts that the way Varric fondles his weapon is disgusting. Varric claims he's a perfect gentleman... [[CovertPervert in public]].
*** In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'', the Iron Bull notes that Bianca would never work as a SafeWord for Varric since a safe word has to be something you ''wouldn't'' normally yell during sex. The same game also reveals that [[spoiler:Bianca is named after his old girlfriend]], which just adds even more to it. And at one point, when Varric asks the Iron Bull what the deal is with Qunari and their swords, Bull points out that Varric named his weapon [[HypocriticalHumor after a woman]]; Varric concedes the point.
*** In keeping with some of the tarot themes in ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'', the LimitedSpecialCollectorsUltimateEdition had a real tarot deck as one of the included items. The fact that card for The Lovers in that deck is a picture of Varric holding Bianca pretty much means that this ship is ''canon''.
* [[VideoGame/SoulSeries Tira]][=/=][[EvilWeapon Soul]] [[TheCorruption Edge]]. This {{Yandere}} [[PsychoSupporter has it]] ''[[MadLove bad]]'' for Nightmare and wants nothing more than to be [[UnholyMatrimony Mrs. Inferno]]. Nightmare plans to DevourTheDragon when Tira's soul is ripe enough ([[YouHaveFailedMe or she becomes]] [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness a liability]]), but whether or not that counts as KickTheDog or PetTheDog [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is up in the air]], seeing as she ''wants'' Nightmare to take her soul so she can become one with the sword. This is even [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] in ''Broken Destiny''[='s=] Gauntlet mode, where she's shown to be Nightmare's StalkerWithACrush (much to his chagrin).
* Two such pairings are running gags in ''VideoGame/InazumaEleven'' fandom:
** Endou×Soccer, because he eats and breathes UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball.
--->'''Coach Hibiki:''' [Endou] is the world's number one--no, the ''universe's'' number one soccer freak.
** Fudou×Bench, after BreakTheHaughty leaves Fudou gets stuck as a benchwarmer for all but half a match of the FFI preliminaries arc.
* In at least one sect of the VideoGame/MegaManClassic fandom, we are given [[VideoGame/MegaMan7 Turbo Man]]×Sonic Formula ([[VideoGame/MegaMan2 Quick Man's]] car).
* Examining the computer screens in ''VideoGame/NinthRock'' reveals an ode to the humble moon brick from a man who is "more than just bicurious".
* In-universe in ''VideoGame/AssaultOnDarkAthena''. Towards Riddick's escape from the Athena, one of the mercs can be heard describing the ship as a beautiful dame who lit up his life, and that she's serenading him. His partner laments being saddled with a weirdo on his last shift.
* As of ''VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaV'', fans ship Neptune×Eggplants. Though fans treat this as a Cargo FoeYayShipping as Neptune hates eggplants.
* ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'': Pit×[[HealingSpring Hot Spring]] is not unheard of in the fandom, due to how excitedly he reacts whenever he finds one.
* ''VideoGame/GoldenSun'': The fandom is known to ship anyone and anything. They have ship names for Isaac/his roof and Kraken/Tolbi-bound ship. Yes, the fandom even ships ''literal ships''.
** ''VideoGame/GoldenSunDarkDawn'' had a new weapon system, where characters would develop proficiency with and master weapons that they used. "Karis has mastered Wooden Stick [[note]]her starting weapon[[/note]]" spawned a new shipping name.
* The Boss in ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'' seems actively turned on upon learning that the surviving Saints have access to a MiniMecha.
-->'''Boss:''' You're beautiful.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Uh, thank you?\\
'''Boss:''' I was talking to the robot.
* The less said about where the ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' fandom have gone with this trope the better.
* ''VideoGame/LufiaIIRiseOfTheSinistrals'' has self-professed WorldsBestWarrior Dekar proclaim his love to be... his sword. Guy is understandably a little worried about a thought like that.
* ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'' has a special case, while [[PlayerCharacter the Hunter]]×[[AnimateInanimateObject Plain Doll]] is often a regular basis in the fanbase, Gehrman, an in-universe ShipperOnDeck, ''actively'' insists you to "use" the Doll. [[spoiler:the {{Squick}} moment comes when you meet Lady Maria, the woman Gehrman was in love with and whose likeness he crafted the Doll in. However, despite being in love with Maria, Gehrman has nothing but contempt for the Doll. Most likely because she is ''nothing'' like Maria in terms of personality.]]
* From ''Bloodborne'''s predecessor, ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI'', the male Undead Merchant is in love with "[[ICallItVera Yulia]]", a large wooden basket that he strokes affectionately, and seems to think is a living creature of some kind ("Be careful, she'll bite your fingers off!"). If you kill him, he dies calling out her name.
* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel'' has Rean shipped with his sentient robot Valimar, his [[BadassBiker orbal bike]], and by ''Cold Steel IV'', has a profound love for hot springs in general that he ends up being a connoisseur. Meanwhile Gaius is shipped with the wind due to him and his clan revering the wind a lot.
* It’s common for ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' fans to ship characters with their weapons and accessories, leading to such fun pairings as [=McCree=]/cowboy hat, Symmetra/teleporters, Reinhardt/rocket hammer, and Torbjorn/turrets. The last one is disturbingly close to being canon.
* ''VideoGame/HeroOfTheKingdom 3'' has a canon example with Princess Amelia×ruby. The ruby is actually a HypnoTrinket tossed in her path by the game's BigBad, but she doesn't know that for a long time; she just knows that the ruby talks to her and loves her and she loves it in return.
* ''VideoGame/{{Ys}}'' has [[HeroicMime Adol]] [[TheHero Christin]] shipped with either sinking ships or adventure. Never mind the numerous women that he ends up leaving to go on another adventure. His partner Dogi also is shipped with walls and breaking walls.
* A semi-canon example is Stanley and the bucket in ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable Ultra Deluxe'', if the bucket being suggestively placed on Stanley's bed surrounded by candles is any indication. The Narrator even gets jealous, admitting to "having feelings" for the bucket.
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* Several ''Series/{{Fringe}}'' fans have a habit of shipping the main characters with food, including Peter/bacon, Olivia/toast, and of course Walter/red vines.
* [[Series/TheMuppetShow The Muppets Valentine Show]] reveals that grumpy, unapproachable George the janitor does have something he loves; his mop. Even ''George'' is amazed when he realizes this.
* BBC's ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''
** John is paired with both jam and sweaters
** Mycroft/Cake is popular too
** Less popular is Umbrellacroft or Mybrella, Mycroft and that black umbrella that he's ''never'' parted from. There are several Website/YouTube videos of Mycroft swinging his Umbrella as {{Music/Rihanna}} croons in the background.
** Also minor, but not unappreciated, is Sherlock/Deerstalker
** Also minor, Sherlock/Skull
** [[http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/5013.html?thread=16700309#t16700309 Sherlock's Purple Shirt/John's Stripey Jumper.]]
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''
** The Winchesters' [[CoolCar Impala]] is highly shipped.
*** Dean/Impala is practically officially canon. He calls her "baby". He gets mad when people touch her. He's all narked when he can't drive her. He hyperventilates when she goes missing. He almost kills Sam when he thinks he's the one who slashed his tires. I could go on.
*** The Impala gets paired with a number of other automobiles, including...
#### John Winchester's truck
#### [[Series/KnightRider KITT]]
#### Various Franchise/{{Transformers}}
#### [[Literature/GoodOmens Crowley's]] Bentley
#### [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]], by [[FriendlyFandoms SuperWho fans]]. [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture The DeLorean time machine]] is their offspring.
** Dean is often shipped with pie.
** There's also a highly amusing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItqH9mzQyo4 Castiel/Hamburger ship]] making the rounds.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'''s a bit crazy with this (though we should point out that the TARDIS is [[SapientShip sentient]], and therefore would go under RoboShip).
** The TARDIS has also been paired with the computer system at Torchwood Three.
** One episode also had [[RobotDog K-9]] link with the Tardis in a process he described as "stimulating" - while making suggestive back and forth motions. The Tardis' sentience arguably makes this a reverse cargo ship.
** There's an entire community for Jack/the Doctor's severed hand; the Master as well has been paired with it.
** Hand×[[Series/{{Torchwood}} Resurrection Glove]].
** The Tissue Compression Eliminator has been paired with the Sonic Screwdriver. It's madness. For added fun, include the Laser Screwdriver as well for that spicy FoeYayShipping angle.
** Rose×Jack×Nine's leather jacket.
** TARDIS/[[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] exists. They have a baby, which apparently takes after its mum.
*** [[FridgeLogic Which one is the mum?]]
** The sonic screwdriver has been paired with multiple companions and Torchwood women. If it works by sound, it produces vibrations...
** Doctor×sonic screwdriver...
*** In "Image of the Fendahl", the Doctor slams his screwdriver angrily to the ground after it doesn't open a lock. When the door eventually does open, there's a sweet little part (probably a Tom Baker adlib) where he picks the screwdriver up and kisses it as if to say sorry for treating it roughly.
*** In the non-canon ''Curse of the Fatal Death'', the female Doctor happily stated, "It's got 3 settings!", one of which is apparently ''vibrate.''
*** In the DVD minisode "Clara in the TARDIS", Clara refers to the Doctor as being in a codependent relationship with a screwdriver. It should be noted that in "The Rings of Akhaten", he considers it to be the only sentimental thing he has with him, even though he also has Amy's reading glasses.
** [[http://bloodyyangire.deviantart.com/art/DoctorxFez-169313538?q=1&qo=1 Eleven/Fez]].
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* ''Series/{{Heroes}}'':
** Mohinder was once jokingly paired with a smallish ceramic elephant he owns.
** Nathan was shipped with a zuchinni.
** Sylar×Mohinder's brain, if that qualifies.
** Hiro×Waffles!
* ''Series/ICarly'':
** Spencer/Bottle Bot
** Gibby/Shirt.
* ''Series/{{Firefly}}''. Never mind that ''Serenity'' is literally a Cargo Ship, half the cast has been paired with it.
** [[TheCaptain Mal]]×''Serenity'', obviously. It was LoveAtFirstSight.
** [[WrenchWench Kaylee]]×''Serenity''. [[BerserkButton Don't]] insult ''Serenity'' in front of her.
** Kaylee×unspecified battery-powered object is canon, and--according to a possibly [[UnreliableNarrator unreliable]] character--"Engines get her hot."
** Kaylee×strawberries.
** River×''Serenity''
** River×coffin ("I'm very comfortable.")
** Jayne×[[ICallItVera Vera.]]
* ''Series/PowerRangersSPD'': Bridge×toast {{O|neTruePairing}}TP!
** ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers'': Tommy×Saba. Of course, Saba is sentient, so it may not count.
** ''Series/PowerRangersOperationOverdrive'' Ronny×Drill Driver. It exists.
*** Heck, Ronny×drills is ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXeYv7VvbhE canon]].'' In general, the way Ronny gets around anything technological is a goldmine for such things.
*** To a certain extent there's a certain level between every Ranger and their Zord (think back to Kimberly's BigNo when the Thunder Zords were destroyed.) The most obvious was Tommy×Dragonzord.
* Kirk and the ''Enterprise'', in ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''. This is as canon as canon gets: he talks about her in a dreamy, romantic way, expressly compares her to a woman, and the women in his life all know that they can't compete with her. In one episode, of course, a "programming error" has the ship's computer calling him "dear" and "darling".
** In another episode, an alien woman comes on board whose tears cause all men (of any race) to fall in love with her on contact. They have no effect on Kirk, because he just loves the ship more.
** In "[[Recap/StarTrekS1E4TheNakedTime The Naked Time]]", he even starts going on about how she won't let him date anyone else.
** Also, there is a novel in the ExpandedUniverse where the computer on the ''Enterprise'' falls in love with him, and exhibits all the traits of a {{Clingy Jealous Girl}}friend.
** For that matter, the novel ''Literature/TheWoundedSky'' by Creator/DianeDuane (involving a new experimental FTL drive that turns out to break down the boundaries of reality itself as an unintended side effect) features a short scene/hallucination(?) in which Kirk appears to directly experience what being a starship is like from the ''Enterprise'''s perspective... and that suggests that his feelings may not be unrequited.
** This is the subject of Julia Ecklar's FilkSong "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT9xmRnvax0]]".
** Please to be reading [[http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/379.html?thread=194939#t194939 this fic]], which is not the only one of its kind out there. Also, be aware the rest of the KinkMeme is mostly {{NSFW}}.
*** In ''TOS'', Scotty's relationship was more of a proud parent thing. Naturally, this means if you mess with the ''Enterprise''... [[PapaWolf Yeah]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLWX3qrtweI#t=02m13s Scotty sure does love his scotch.]]
** An InUniverse example in "The Ultimate Computer" when Bones ships Spock with the newly-installed M-5 computer.
--->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along.
* Another InUniverse example in ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' when Riker ships Troi with her chocolate sundae, especially since she describes the experience of eating the sundae in rather sensual terms.
* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager:'' Once upon a time, Captain Janeway was given a prehensile plant. It grabbed her. The fans and their keyboards lived happily ever after.
* In ''Series/{{Eureka}}'', the AI that runs Sheriff Jack Carter's house, S.A.R.A.H., seems to act a lot like a ClingyJealousGirl and a [[{{Pun}} housewife]] toward him.
** Fargo has a tendency to create these. Not only was S.A.R.A.H. his creation, he also created an AI (Tabitha) for his car, which also turned into a ClingyJealousGirl when he sold her (the car was an ancient Chrysler); she kidnapped him after making him fall into her trunk. As part of some very blatant but still well-done ProductPlacement, he settles the dispute by transferring Tabitha to his new Subaru.
* ''Series/{{Life On Mars|2006}}'' has Sam×Mobile Phone and Gene×Cortina. There's one fic in which the Cortina is paired with everybody -- including the mobile phone.
* One first-season episode of ''WesternAnimation/FetchWithRuffRuffman'' seemed to hint at Ruff×Fetch 3000.
* Along with the above quote, ''Series/TheDailyShow'' last year featured a visual representation mocking Rudy Giuliani's seeming obsession with cramming as many "9/11" references as possible in his political speeches, by having a number 9 and number 11 having sex on a bed, complete with erotic music.
** It also ships Washington Monument×Pentagon.
* Creator/StephenColbert doesn't ''own'' a gun, he shares his life with one. On the overturning of Washington DC's ban on handguns: "[[ICallItVera Sweetness]] and I can finally be together!" The Couple has since announced their engagement after a hike on the Appalachian Trail, and Sweetness is now ''pregnant''.
** A ''[[Series/TheColbertReport Colbert Report]]'' episode had as it "Wørd" "Just Don't Do It". When trying to [[ScareEmStraight turn off teenagers]], Colbert came with this:
--->'''Colbert:''' If you don't tamp down your physical desires boys, you could go insane and find yourself copulating with the coin return of a vending machine. (Bright side: Free Kit Kat)
** It may not be a ''physical'' object, but there's definite Stephen/Wørd potential going on. The Wørd acts almost exactly like [[Series/TheHoneymooners Alice Kramden]], after all.
* ''Series/SledgeHammer'':
** Fans don't even ''need'' to engage in any Cargo Shipping for this show. Hammer and his gun are explicitly the OfficialCouple.
** [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1290139 One very short fic]] ships Hammer's gun with a HandCannon [[CrossoverShip from another canon]] — the Desert Eagle belonging to Kermit Griffin from ''Series/KungFuTheLegendContinues''.
* ''Series/KnightRider'':
** KITT with Michael Knight, Bonnie, or KARR is not at all uncommon in the Knight Rider fan community.
** Parodied in a Dutch ''Knight Rider'' spoof (by Koefnoen). Michael and KITT bicker LikeAnOldMarriedCouple, and KITT accuses Michael of cheating on it when he goes to a car dealership looking for a new car. Eventually they reconcile when Michael offers that they [[ShowerOfLove go through the car wash together]].
* ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003'':
** "You probably love her more than you love me." Roslin to Adama, referring to the battlestar ''Galactica''.
** In "Flight of the Phoenix" Chief Tyrol runs his hands along the skin of a Viper during a maintenance inspection, while at the same time having flashbacks of caressing his ex-girlfriend Boomer (who turned out to be a "machine"). It's unknown whether this mental association is the reason the Chief labeled the Viper as "[[BreakTheCutie damaged beyond repair]]".
** Boomer herself is seen stroking a Cylon raider in front of Tyrol in an earlier episode. Which he finds somewhat disturbing, though more because he's worried she's a Cylon too.
* ''Series/{{Lunatics|2019}}'': fashion retailer Keith Dick loves a cash register he names Karen.
* ''Series/{{Merlin|2008}}'':
** Fans have taken to shipping Arthur×Merlin×hat.
** Arthur/Tree [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKvjSvC8f7Y Yeah.]]
** [[http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/187/2/c/gwaine_flower_otp_gif_by_naahzda-d3l6dms.gif This]].
** Gwaine/Apple, since he is commonly shown eating apples in season 4.
* ''Series/KenanAndKel'': Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda!
* Certain fans of ''Series/TokumeiSentaiGobusters'' seem to ship [[AttentionWhore J]]/Yoko, despite the fact that J is a robot.
* An episode of ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' had Pee-Wee marry fruit salad, [[WhyDontYouMarryIt because he loved it so much.]]
** Pee-Wee's relationship with Chairry can be seen this way. In ''Theatre/ThePeeWeeHermanShowOnBroadway'' we also get Magic Screen×Firefighter.
* ''Series/CSIMiami'': Horatio×Sunglasses; if only they'd make it canon...
* ''Series/TopGear'' is the embodiment of this trope. Richard Hammond×Oliver the Opel Kadett is pretty much canon, and Jeremy Clarkson has fallen in love with way too many cool cars to list here, his Ford GT and a Bugatti Veyron being the most obvious examples.
** If you can drive and know the first thing about driving and cars, you will be car-sexual for the Bugatti Veyron.
** James May claims that when he drives a cool car he gets a "fizzing sensation [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIJU0kC7EL4 just behind [his] penis."]]
* Jeremy Clarkson waxing lyrical about the Lockheed SR-71 in his 2001 series, Speed. See [[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7210015627953212186#docid=-6689729805171588113 this video]] from about fifteen minutes in. His expression. And the way he STROKES it.
* ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' fandom has shipped Atlantis, usually with John (or John with her), and a few threesomes. (Sometimes the city's sentient [or sapient] but never animate, except the one time.)
** There is also a community for Carson×Chair fics.
* ''Series/{{Farscape}}'': Crichton with his gun, Winona. He will often comment that other identical pulse pistols "just don't feel the same", and claim "Winona would never have let me down" when other guns fail to work.
* According to ''Series/BeingHumanUK'', ghosts can teleport objects, but cannot teleport a baby ghost unless they were biological relations in life. When Annie tries to teleport a baby she gets a toaster instead. Cue jokes about her relationship with it.
* ''Series/RedDwarf''
** Kryten×Washing Machines... Vacuum Cleaners...
** Rimmer and [[CardboardPal Inflatable Ingrid]].
** Lister and the VR machines. BOTH of them!
** Subverted in Series X when Lister becomes so desperate that he hits on the vending machine (the one [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench with a French accent]]), which "she" points out is pretty weird.
* There's an episode of ''Series/TheMightyBoosh'' involving men dating cocoanuts. And then there's Rudi and his guitar. One of the live shows also presents Vinces enormous blow dryer, so big "you can bum it," but Vince hasn't used that setting yet.
* Ryan Stiles on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' has been known to be... quite close to one mobile boom cam on stage left (the audience's right). He's kissed it, tried to ride it, gotten into a bullfight with it (the camera won, by the way) and according to the deleted outtakes reel, [[spoiler:they've... consummated. Yeah.]]
* James Franco on ''Series/ThirtyRock'' was shipped with a body pillow named Kimiko-tan. It's strongly implied that he and Liz Lemon had a threesome with it.
* Buster Bluth on ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' briefly had an affair with his mother's maid Lupe, who was fired. He moved on to Lupe's replacement: a robotic vacuum.
** In the second episode of the series, George Sr. expresses his enjoyment of an ice-cream sandwich by claiming he's "having a love affair" with it. Later, Michael catches Lucille shouting into the phone, "[[WhyDontYouMarryIt Then why don't you marry an ice-cream sandwich]]?" He doesn't believe her when she says she was talking to Gob.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
** Kendra's favourite stake "Mr. Pointy" did get its share of quips.
** Spike's duster is shipped most often with Spike or Buffy, while Mr. Gordo has been shipped with Buffy and Angel.
** Faith's knife from the Mayor has been in more than one fanfic as a masturbatory aid.
* Throughout the ''Series/{{Angel}}'' episode "Double or Nothing", much is made of the "she" 17-year-old Gunn sold his soul for. He finally reveals... he asked for a truck.
-->'''Fred:''' Oh, Charles. Your soul wasn't worth air conditioning?
* In ''Series/GossipGirl'', there's Chuck Bass and his trademark scarf.
* Cody and his calculator in an episode of ''[[Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody Suite Life on Deck]]'', although it was in 5th grade. Zack comments that he bought "her" popcorn and took her to the movies.
* In ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'', Mr. Mash has a somewhat disturbing attitude towards the female mannequins.
* From ''Series/DrakeAndJosh''
-->'''Crazy Steve:''' She's a WOODCHIPPER! And her name is SALLY!
* ''Series/TheTudors'' has Catherine Howard/Ring. And it's CANON too.
* Grant Imahara from ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}'' does an absolutely adorable imitation of a teen being flustered by the object of his crush when he meets a bomb disposal robot. Colleague Tory Belleci {{lampshade|Hanging}}s this by saying things like "well, go on and talk to her".
* ''Series/{{Glee}}'':
** Wes/Gavel is incredibly popular.
** Blaine gets shipped a lot. Let's see: Bloor (Blaine/Floor), Blurniture (Blaine/Furniture), Bloffee (Blaine/Coffee), Bloulder (Blaine/Shoulder), Blocks (Blaine/Socks), and the incredibly canon Blicrophone (Blaine×Microphone)!
** Stixtana (Santana×Breadstix) and Shrubtana (Santana×Person-shaped Shrub)
** Fair (Finn×Chair)
** Totcedes (Mercedes×Tater-tots)
** Baquinn (Quinn×Bacon)
** Emma×Grapes
** West (Will×Vests) and Willboard (Will×Whiteboard)
** Peggo (Puck×Eggo)
* In ''Series/PushingDaisies'' one of their cases involves a man who believes he's in a relationship with a life size doll. After a friend told him that she wasn't alive the doll strangled her, with him working the hands.
* On ''Series/TheGoodies'', Graeme/Computer was very much canon. In one early episode, they went through a MeadowRun, romantic dinners, and near-marriage.
* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' has Howard×Robot hand (literally no one in or out of universe belives he "fell" when it got stuck in a rather *ahem* sensitive area), Raj×Siri software (he literally goes on a date with his phone, has a fantasy where a human version of it asks him to make love to her, and has "her" refer to him as Sexy), Amy×Gerard The Electric Tooth Brush (yes she named it, and yes uses it to deal with *ahem* sexual fustration-and unlike Howard's robot hand she references using it again after the first episode she brings it up in), Amy×her tiara (well at least she doesn't have it "inflame her loins" like Gerard does) and of course, Sheldon×[[ThisIsMyChair his spot]] (he doesn't love his spot, he loves his mother; his feelings for his spot are far greater).
* In ''Series/{{Primeval}}'' there's Becker/Guns. Danny stresses the need to get him a girlfriend. And how happy he looks when he gets to use a real gun after suffering through the [=EMDs=].
* Barney Stinson [[SharpDressedMan and his suits]] from ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''.
* ''Series/HouseOfAnubis'' has a couple, but the most popular is Victor/Corbierre--Corbierre being his dead, stuffed raven. Who he talks to as if it is alive and even panicked when Fabian 'kidnapped' it. It's no wonder many people like shipping it.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ Shatner On The Mount]] ships ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''' Captain Kirk with a mountain.
* An amusing subsection of the ''Series/CriminalMinds'' fandom ships Dr. Spencer Reid with the maps he uses to make geographic profiles. It's common enough that "Map" is now a character option in the CM section of FanFiction.Net.
* In the ''Series/TeenWolf'' fandom, a fair amount of fans seem to ship Stiles/his jeep. He is, after all, the LauncherOfAThousandShips, and he's clearly very attached to it...
** There is also a section of fans who ship Derek/his camero. Frankly, that would be a step up for his love life.
* ''Series/OnceUponATime'':
** It's quite common for people to ship Hook/The Floor, this is mostly because he fell down ''a lot'' in season 2.
** There's also Regina/The Poison Apple.
* ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD''
** The show has Coulson/Lola (Lola being Coulson's FlyingCar and most prized possession, to the point that this ship is occasionally acknowledged in-universe).
** Has a nice real life sequel. Ming-Na Wen has recently bought herself a red, latest model Corvette. She calls it Lolita... "little Lola".
** Following the early Season 1 episode "The Hub" there's also Fitz/Sandwich, due to Fitz spending much of the episode [[FoodPorn anticipating]] and then [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodSandwich lamenting]] the sandwich Simmons [[ThroughHisStomach makes for him]].
* ''Series/TheSketchShow'': In-universe. One sketch involves a man going on a date with his dishwasher, only to have his washing machine walk in on them.
-->'''Man:''' Honey, I can explain this!
* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' gives us [[PerkyGoth Abby]] and her mass spectrometer, Major Mass Spec. There's InUniverse justification for this, as Abby once expressed her desire to have his "little mass-spec children."
* Invoked now and again in ''Series/{{Flashpoint}}'' regarding Spike and Babycakes, the anti-bomb robot. In reality, the relationship is more analogous to a master with a beloved pet.
* In-universe in the ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'' Season 2 finale. Upon being reunited with his ATOM Exosuit Ray kisses the visor, embraces it, and swears he'll never leave it again. Jax observing the whole thing is notably weirded out.
-->'''Jax:''' ''Really'' dude?
* One episode of ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' gives him this attitude towards a motor home he's driving.
-->'''Frasier:''' It's mine and it's big!
* ''{{Series/Roseanne}}'' has Dan and his motorcycle.
* ''Series/{{Jessie}}'': Bertram and any one of his cooking utensils. {{Exaggerated|Trope}} in "Coffee Talk", where he falls for a coffee maker with a sentient A.I.
* ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'' has Five/Dolores as a canon ship, Dolores being a [[CompanionCube department store mannequin]] that Five took with him for companionship [[AfterTheEnd after the apocalypse]]. He speaks about her as one would a lover ("We were together for 30 years"), has one-sided "conversations" with her [[ConsultingMisterPuppet about his problems]], and cares for her so much that Luther wins an argument with him by threatening to drop her out a window. He even has ideas of her preferences, stating that she likes sequins, and reuniting with her was one of his first priorities when he got back to 2019. His behavior regarding her makes it clear that his time spent post-apocalypse [[GoMadFromTheIsolation left him a bit unhinged]].
* ''Series/PersonOfInterest''. Root's enthusiastic MachineWorship is a RunningGag, and she claimed to Harold Finch (the Machine's creator) that her own relationship with the Machine was "more intimate". After Root dies the Machine admits to loving her as well. It's notable that Root's sexual preference is for women and the Machine seems to identify itself as a "she".
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* ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'': Sasha Blouse×Food in general and steamed potatoes in particular (she even risked disciplinary action just to eat a freshly steamed potato during the introduction.
** Levi, a canon neat freak, is often paired up with cleaning supplies, most often Tide.
* ''Anime/ReadOrDie'': Yomiko×Books (It's canon, Joker once said in the manga, that the experience gained by Yomiko from "immersing herself into the book" is "quite similar to sexual ecstasy".)
* ''Manga/OnePiece'':
** Zoro×His three swords
** Luffy×Hat
** Luffy×Meat
** Rhino-Hippo×Going Merry (End of Movie 5)
** Nami×[[MoneyFetish Money]]
** Nami×Tangerines
** Law×[[DoesNotLikeSpam Bread]]
* ''Literature/FullMetalPanic'':
** Sousuke×Weapons
** Chidori×[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harisen Harisen]] to beat up Sousuke with.
* ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'': Aizen×Teacup: [[http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=aizen++teacup#/d234bcf totally Canon!]]
** Chad×Floor, because [[TheWorfEffect he spends so much time face-down on it]].
* ''Anime/MazingerZ'': A mind-screwing example, overlapping with RoboShip. Minerva-X was a FemBot programmed to be the other half of Mazinger-Z's BattleCouple. So she was in love with it. However, she ALSO was a HumongousMecha, only unlike Mazinger she was sentient, had her own mind and could feel, think and act on her own. ActionGirl Sayaka declaring only HER FemBot Aphrodite-A was Mazinger-Z's true [[BattleCouple battle partner]] did not help matters...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGMOeg1-pQU A Mouse and a talking cheese in this independent short.]]
* There's a very scary amount of ''Franchise/{{Gundam}}'' fanfiction and art involving HumongousMecha humping each other -- and they aren't even sentient like the Franchise/{{Transformers}}.
** Far more disturbing than the Gundam-on-Gundam action, however, is the human-on-Gundam. (It exists in ''Wing'' and ''00'' fandoms, at least.)
** Oh, but what takes the cake has to be Graham "[[FanNickname Flag Fucker]]" Aker from ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Gundam 00]]''. The man has to be the [[LauncherOfAThousandShips Launcher of a Thousand Cargo Ships]]: his Flags from the first season, his [[FanNickname Shin Musha Flags]] from the second season, Exia, the titular 00, [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight Haro]], [[CrackPairing Ptolemaios I and II]]...
** Setsuna is also paired with his Gundam Exia.
** Not helped by this [[{{Narm}} narmful gem of a scene]] (from season 2, episode 18), where, right before a climatic battle, everyone is calling the names of their loved ones:
--->'''Saji Crossroad:''' [[StarCrossedLovers Louise...]]\\
'''Louise Halevy:''' [[StarCrossedLovers Saji...]]\\
'''Andrei Smirnov:''' [[ParentalNeglect Mother...]]\\
'''Soma Peries:''' [[ParentalSubstitute Colonel...]]\\
'''Allelujah Haptism:''' [[BattleCouple Marie...]]\\
'''Lockon Stratos:''' [[ManchurianAgent Anew...]]\\
'''Tieria Erde:''' [[ArtificialIntelligence Veda...]]\\
'''Setsuna F. Seiei:''' '''''[[HumongousMecha Gundam...]]'''''
** In ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamIronBloodedOrphans Iron Blooded Orphans]]'', fans do this to the weapons. The Barbatos Mace is called [[FanNickname Mace-chan]] and the Wrench Mace is called Wrench Mace-chan, and they ship them to either Barbatos or Mikazuki, this extends to a ShipToShipCombat of which weapon is better.
* Manga/MolesterMan has an InUniverse "relationship" with Sachiko, the MoePersonification of his onahole. In the final omake chapter, he comforts her and promises he won't forget about her now that [[spoiler:he has a girlfriend]].
* To subvert the GottaShipEmAll status in the ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'' fandom, many non-shippers jokingly ship cargo ships:
** Midoriya/Broken Bones or Hospital Bed or something related to him breaking his bones. A much less popular one: Midoriya/Katsudon, his canon TrademarkFavoriteFood.
** Bakugō/something related to his anger issues, usually Bakugō/Therapy or something of the sort.
** Todoroki/Boiling Kettle, though this is is commonly hated in favor of Todoroki/Cold Soba.
** Aoyama/Himself, due to his self-care tendencies.
* The [=EVAs=] in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'', too. At least they're [[spoiler:partially organic and intelligent. On the other hand, one of them is kinda-sorta Shinji's mom]].%%Would this be closer to RoboShip?
** There's also this fanfic with [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5202261/1/Digital-Love Shinji/MAGI]] pairing.
** In the case of Shinji and Asuka, being shipped with their [=EVAs=] is actually [[spoiler:incest]]. In case it wasn't wrong enough.
** Would that include Gendo×[[spoiler:Unit-01]]? Because that's sort of canon...
*** There is actually a [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/450764/1/Gendo-You-B-st-rd fanfic]] about Gendo being caught [[spoiler:masturbating in Unit-01's entry plug - by Shinji noticing the droplets of semen floating in the LCL during a synch test, nonetheless]]. Absolutely everyone in the cast knows immediately it was him and are [[WhatTheHellHero squicked out by it]].
* ''Anime/{{Macross}}'':
** A couple of third and fourth options have been suggested in regards to ''Anime/MacrossFrontier's'' LoveTriangle; Alto×VF-25 and Alto×the sky respectively, though these were mainly suggested for laughs (we hope), it does kinda make sense in a very eerie way.
*** And in the first ''Macross Frontier'' movie we now have Ranka [[CosplayOtakuGirl cosplaying a VF-25]]. It even transforms between Battroid and Gerwalk modes (and the Gerwalk mode looks like Ranka doing the VF-25); Ranka clearly knows what he likes...
** Along a similar vein, the YF-19 could be seen as one of Isamu's distractions from the ''Anime/MacrossPlus'' LoveTriangle.
* As well as ''VideoGame/ZoneOfTheEnders'', but when you consider the resident {{Humongous Mecha}}s' already phallic [[{{Pun}} cockpits]], perhaps it was just a logical step.
** Notable is the fact that the main mechas in the series all have [=AIs=] with female personalities, and all three of them become really close to their (male) pilots. The one exception being ''The 2nd Runner'', where the pilot constantly teases the AI about her friendship with the pilot of the ''first'' game.
* There is a particularly pervasive pairing circulating in the ''Bee Train'' fan community: Anime/{{Madlax}}/curtain. It was spawned by a single scene near the beginning of the series where the titular ActionGirl sneaks into the apartment of her target and wraps herself in a curtain for no apparent reason, looking both adorably cute and damn hawt at the same time.
* These are [[IdiosyncraticShipNaming officially named]] inanimate object ships in the ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' fandom:
** Celebishipping: Vicious The Iron Masked Marauder and a Time Flute. (This one even had an article on Bulbapedia for a while.)
** Computershipping: Ash's Pokedex and Shu's In-com;
** Hatshipping: Ash and his hats;
** Mikishipping: Any combination of [[NoodleImplements James, Staryu and a Pokedex]];
** Orbshipping: Ash and his Poke Balls;
** Piketshipping: Pikachu and his ketchup bottle, which [[HeroicSacrifice sacrificed itself]] to save him from a Scyther's blade;
** Pokedexplzshipping: Ash and his Pokedex;
** Postcardshipping: Primeape and Ash's hat;
** Recolorshipping: Ash's Hoenn hat and Ash's Sinnoh hat;
** Snackshipping: Sub Sandwich and a Rice Ball;
** Swallowshipping: Neo the Whiscash and a Master Ball;
** Zukanshipping: The original Pokedex and the Hoenn Pokedex.
** ...And that doesn't count all the "Gary and his hand" ships.
** ...Or Brock and his Drying Pan, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8192410/1/The-Drying-Pan which there is actually fanfiction of.]]
** Technically unnamed, but amongst ''Manga/PokemonAdventures'' readers you have N×Ferris Wheel.
* Another borderline example: ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'''s Ed× Al in his suit of armour body, doubling as ''incestuous'' Cargo Ship.
** How about Ed×Automail Arm?
** Also, Winry×Wrench. It's been suggested.
** Kimblee×Philosopher's Stone deserves mention. Just all that ''tongue''.
*** [[MadBomber Kimblee×KABLOOEY]]
** Roy×Rubber Glove and Hawkeye×Revolver... Armstrong×busts of himself.
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4GbLPZY-6Q Or Roy×Tiny Miniskirts!]]
** [[{{Bookworm}} Sheska]] / [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Sciezka]]×Books
* ''Anime/CodeGeass'':
** Nina×Table. ItMakesSenseInContext. [[FanNickname Within the fandom]], the table is referred to as "Table-[[UsefulNotes/JapaneseHonorifics kun]]" (see MemeticMutation).
** The folks at 4chan gave us a Schneizel×Kannon's hat fanfic. And no, [[http://web.archive.org/web/20090609232545/http://trainwreck.ggkthx.org/2008/09/22/a-you-are-wonderful/ see for yourself]].
** C.C.×Cheese-kun. Doesn't help any that C.C. is one of the resident {{Ms Fanservice}}s.
** You could also make a strong case for Lloyd×Lancelot.
* ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'': Bardiche/Raising Heart. It's only fair; everyone else on that show gets shipped with someone. Plus, given that they happen to be intelligent {{empathic weapon}}s whose owners are more or less canon, it is more probable than most of the choices here.
* ''Anime/DominionTankPolice'':
** Leona×Bonaparte (her ''tank'') is almost canon, what with how much she obsesses over it. We also see her nearly ''humping'' a motorcycle in ''New Dominion Tank Police'' during a flashback showing her as a motorcycle cop prior to joining the tank police. Her partner even lampshades it, and Leona isn't afraid to admit it.
--->'''Leona:''' I can't help it. It's the feeling of cold metal. It makes me all tingly.
** Her coworkers certainly seem to think that this is canon, after an incident where after spending the night as Buaku's prisoner, she ignores her partner/would-be boyfriend to embrace Bonaparte.
--->'''Chaplain:''' Let us not lead to judgement, Dear Lord, but if it appeareth that my fellow policeperson haveth an unnatural affair with her tank, forgive her. Amen.
* ''Anime/PatLabor'': Noah×Alphonse. (Same voice actress as ''Dominion''.)
* In ''Anime/BurnUp Excess'' (and ''W''), Maya Jingu ''loves'' her firearms. In one episode of ''Excess'' in particular, she is shown laying down and holding a rifle at a firing range, stripped to her underwear and getting a lot of...satisfaction from pulling the trigger.
* There's a running gag in the ''Manga/Reborn2004'' fandom involving Hibari/Namimori. And no, we don't mean the student body, we mean ''the school itself''. Talk about taking school pride a step too far...
** In perhaps an odd case of DefeatMeansFriendship, Yamamoto×Wall is rising in popularity.
* ''Manga/DGrayMan'':
** Allen Walker/his [[EmpathicWeapon Innocence.]] Yes, there has been fanfic. There's also some Tyki Mikk/Timcanpy.
** The greatest love between man and sword is between Kanda×Mugen.
* After great deliberation, the non-[[{{Shipping}} Shippers]] of the ''[[Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle Tsubasa]]''[=/=]''Manga/XxxHOLiC'' fandom have concluded that there is only one true official pairing: Mokona/sake. Yuuko/beer is up for debate.
* From ''After War Gundam X'': Tiffa and Double X Gundam in a very brief one-shot.
* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'':
** There's at least one fanfic shipping Dio Brando and a steamroller.
** There's also Kakyoin/Cherry, which is practically canon...
* ''Manga/DeathNote'' gives us:
** Ryuk×Apple. Don't take our word for it, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3813222/1/Passion_Juice_and_Apple_Love see for yourself.]]
** [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lightbedtimefanart.jpg Light×Death Note]], [[http://deathnotefansite.deviantart.com/art/Death-Note-Lights-Hiding-Place-257199331]], [[http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=741587#t741587]] (NSFW) which is probably the most canon ship Light will get.
*** [[http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=236755#t236755 Or Light×Potato Chip.]] (NSFW)
** L×Cake. There is an ''explicit'' picture floating around somewhere.
** There's a group on deviantART for a zebra-striped couch Mello owns, which has been nicknamed Zeb and is often seen paired with Mello by its fans.
** [[http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=152531#t152531 Tetris Block×Mello (NSFW)]]-a CrackPairing obviously because that would usually be more of Matt's thing.
* There's a {{manga}} called ''The Female Fridge'' about a refrigerator with a human mind who falls in love with her owner. When she finds out he has a girlfriend, she [[ClingyJealousGirl murders them both by falling over on them]].
* Zig zags all over the place in ''Franchise/GhostInTheShell'', especially since it's almost impossible to tell an android from a fully flesh and blood human at times.
* ''Literature/{{Akikan}}'' mostly avoids this by applying MoeAnthropomorphism to its soda can girls, but Kakeru fully embodies this trope when he decides to flirt with a vending machine that has a female voice programmed in. Twice. And in episode 7 he makes out with a ''chair''.
* ''Literature/{{Baccano}}'':
** For a change, an entirely canon (Yes, in that way) cargo ship: Nice and [[StuffBlowingUp explosives]].
** And Rachel really ''loves'' trains, in a Freudian way. Due to her daddy issues. It makes sense in context.
* ''Anime/OjamajoDoremi'': There's Doremi×Steak; Pop×Dolly (when she still thought that Majorika was a doll) and Majorika×Hot Spring. The latter two would pretty much make a love triangle, since Dolly is Majorika.
* There's a small and recent meme within the ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' {{fandom}} about Austria and his piano...
** And fanart exists for the England×America×Hamburger love triangle.
** Not to mention the brief explosion of affection for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQdOyhMZOnM Switzerland and his gun]] after the anime song preview.
** Also there are some fics of [=Sweden×Ikea=]. Ironically, these fics tend not to fall victim to IkeaErotica.
** Recently, there's France×Gazebo fic/art.
** Somehow, this [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5293272/1/Icelands_Fridge Refrigerator×Iceland×Refrigerator fic]] (Warning! {{NSFW}}!) hasn't been put here yet.
** Russia×his faucet pipe.
** Russia×Vodka..... anyone??
** There is a short (as in one paragraph) fic about Sealand×Waffle.
** Germany×Herr Schtick, due to the English GagDub. No "Stick up his ass jokes", please..
*** "Mein Schticky Friend!"
*** [[CrackPairing Flying Mint BunnyxHerr Schtick]] [[DieForOurShip forever]]!
*** There's also grounds for shipping Bulgaria with a stick. Whether or not it's Herr Schtick is up to interpretation.
** As of season 5, we have been presented with Prussia/broom & Netherlands/[[MoneyFetish money]].
** From [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7044287/1/ this fic]], we have...America/Big Mac. Seriously.
* There's a ''Roleplay/RecordOfLodossWar'' fan comic shipping Deedlit×sword. In the {{stinger}} at the end, she asks to borrow Ashram's sword, on the grounds that it vibrates.
* ''Franchise/{{Nasuverse}}'':
** [[FoeYayShipping Shiki×Chair]] is quite popular, then there's Shiki×Glasses, and Shiki×Nanatsu-Yoru (his ''knife'').
** Hisui×any knife or sword.
** Ciel×Curry and Kotomine×Mapo Tofu.
** Shirou×any sword. Shirou×Caliburn is practically canon in the Fate route, the way he gushes over it.
** Rule Breaker×Azoth in a Seme×Uke relationship.
** Archer×Kansho×Bakuya for hot threesome action.
** Gilgamesh×Chains of Heaven kinda of canon when you think about it.
** ''Anime/CarnivalPhantasm'' gives us [[BodyguardCrush AssassinxRyudou Temple Gate]]
* ''Manga/KOn'':
** Yui×[[ICallItVera Gitaah]] (her guitar).
** Completely [[ItMakesSenseInContext out of context]] from the ''Manga/KOn'' {{yonkoma}}, we get [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/K-ON_Guitar.jpg this.]] Soon after, it's followed by [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/K-ON_Test.jpg this.]] That girl gets around.
** Season 2 Episode 6 makes it official.
* ''Anime/YuGiOh'':
** There's one {{fanfic}} with a perfect example of this: Kaiba and his ego.
** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Mako×The Ocean]]? I mean come on, that's got to be canon.
** There's actually a canon example, too. Kaiba is definitely ''very'' attached to his Blue-Eyes White Dragon. [[spoiler:It turns out that the original Blue-Eyes was created from the spirit of his past life's murdered girlfriend.]]
** In [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries The Abridged Series]] Kaiba states that he has a hard-on for technology. He also has a fetish for the God Cards and has "looked into" marrying the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. (As shown above, the last one is sort of canon in the series proper.)
** Possibly Yami Yugi and the Dark Magician Girl, as she is the spirit of his childhood friend Mana. The manga even has a scene where Marik refers to her as 'your woman'. It's also common for characters to express having a card crush on her.
** Several characters throughout ''Anime/YuGiOhGX'' develop crushes on other cards, such as the PrincessClassic-wannabe who imagined that each of her frog cards was a PrinceCharming. Considering how many cards have actual spirits, this almost makes sense.
** As for ''[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds 5D's]]'', Yusei×his D-Wheel; in the [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Abridge-verse]], it's canon.
*** This gets lampshaded in the ''4Kids English dub''. When Akiza's in a coma, Yusei agrees to help her. Martha teases him on having her as a girlfriend, then Blister drops ''this line'';
---->'''Blister:''' He already has a girlfriend; his motorcycle!
* ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'': Natsumi×Leek.
* A surprisingly good ''Manga/DescendantsOfDarkness'' {{fanfic}} ships Muraki, Oriya, and Oriya's katana. They used the [[{{Squick}} handle]], not the [[BodyHorror blade]].
* ''VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry'': [[http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=52726 Rena×"Kenta-kun"]]. [[{{Squick}} Oookaaaay...]]
** Also similar to the ''Umineko'' example, Chie×Curry. It's one of the ''more popular'' pairings in Japan, at least it was before the anime was released.
* ''Manga/GunsmithCats'': Rally Vincent×[=CZ75=]. Thankfully not loaded, but she certainly violated the first rule of firearm safety.
* ''Literature/MagiciansAcademy'': Trincia×Rocket. And it's CANON.
* Then there's one crossover between ''Anime/TenchiMuyo'' and ''Franchise/StarWars'', about someone Ryoko and Ryo-ohki met in their early travels. [[spoiler:The ''Millennium Falcon''. Although at least it was Ryo-Ohki's love interest.]]
* Actually implicitly done ''InUniverse'' with ''Literature/SentouYouseiYukikaze''. The main character, [[TheStoic Fukai Rei]], only displays emotion with regard to his [[HoYay CO]], Jack Bukhar, and his aircraft's AI, the eponymous Yukikaze. All the episodes basically tells us that [[LivingEmotionalCrutch the AI depended on Rei as much as Rei depended on her.]] This includes Rei distrusting the aircraft enough to have a breakdown in mid-battle (which only words of encouragement from Rei finally make Yukikaze recover), the aircraft forcibly pulling Rei out of a soon-to-be-blown AirborneAircraftCarrier, to Rei trusting his aircraft even when she is about to commit suicide (which she finally didn't, simply because Rei is onboard). Even a psychologist actually concludes, in-universe, that Yukikaze has a measurable emotion much like a human, despite the AI looking nothing remotely like human, and the only sound we hear from her is when she executes a command, or when her camera (pointing to Rei, no less) focuses and refocuses, as if someone nodding/shaking her head.
** The next best thing to WordOfGod, the designer himself said Yukikaze was a series where the eponymous jet was the heroine.
* ''Manga/GoldenBoy'' gives us the lovely ''canonical'' relationship between a RichBitch and her motorbike, one that she straddles naked over and masturbates with until Kintaro beats her in a downhill bike race. Also, there's Kintaro's toilet fetish.
* {{Canon}}ical in ''Anime/TransformersRobotsInDisguise'': Sideburn is always hitting on sexy red sport cars.
** His SuperMode makes ''him'' a red sports car. This is best not thought about.
* ''Anime/EurekaSeven'' has the canonical Renton, Eureka, Nirvasch love triangle.
** [[spoiler:Debatable, as the Nirvasch, while mecha like in nature, DOES turn out to be a sentient, living being born by the Coral. Note also the many references to [=LFOs=] dying in the mine sequence.]]
* Sometimes it seems that Vice-principal Uchiyamada in ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'' loves his car more than he loves his family. The way he gushes over it -- complete with kissy faces, caressing, and blushing -- makes one wonder whether he'd have preferred to marry it rather than his emotionally cold wife.
* ''Anime/IdolmasterXenoglossia'' completely runs with it: the only way to pilot the giant robots is to treat them like a boyfriend. Of course, the robots themselves are sentient, so there was one case of a giant robot recording a video of Haruka telling the robot that she wants to "show him everything", and then taking her shirt off.
* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'':
** There's a fanfic of Kyuubi no Kitsune×Hokage Tower. And yes, it was indeed as disturbing as it sounds [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4808405/1/ Here it is]] for anyone interested.
** Gaara×Gourd... anyone?
*** Gaara/Gourd, Temari/Fan, Kankuro/Puppets... It runs in the family.
** Kisame×[[{{BFS}} Samehada]]. He wasn't too happy when it basically cheated on him with Killer Bee.
** Naruto×Ramen
** Hinata×[[http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hy%C5%ABga_Clan_Secret_Ointment Secret Hyuuga Wound Ointment]], [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre and guess]] what she uses it for!!
** Kakashi×[=IchaIcha=] novels
* ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry'': [[CoolOldLady Kumasawa]]×[[TrademarkFavoriteFood Mackerel]]. Popular enough that it's frequently seen on the popularity polls for favorite couples.
** Erika×chopsticks×duct tape.
** Battler×[[ImprovisedWeapon hatstand.]]
* ''Literature/{{Durarara}}'': There is growing support among the fandom for Shizuo×"[[FanNickname Vending Machine-chan]]".
** The series also has something of a ''canon'' Cargo Ship in that [[spoiler:Anri's EmpathicWeapon, Saika, has a bizarre romantic attachment to Shizuo. Anri has trouble focusing around him simply because the sword gets terribly...''excited'' whenever she so much as looks at him. Could be the ForbiddenFruit effect, as Shizuo is actually one of the few people immune to Saika's possessive power because its influences are nothing compared to his [[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength constant fear of his own power]]]].
** Subverted with Celty/Celty's Bike, because that's not really a bike but a ghost horse in disguise.
** Then again, there's Izaya/Celty's ''head''.
** The author, Narita, has proven to be thoroughly amused by the concept of shipping inanimate objects, given some of the things Erika and Walker say. They once argued over who'd top in a Fans/Trolls ship.
--->'''Erika:''' Speaking of which, there had been a shitstorm just recently about which one is the OTP between CD×DVD or DVD×CD...
** There's also Kida×Hoodie.
* Kino from ''Literature/KinosJourney'' is often shipped with her talking motorcycle Hermes; not surprising since he is Kino's only companion, and the only sentient being she feels a real bond to.
* ''Anime/SpeedGrapher''. I mean, seriously. It’s not only canon but a major plot point that Saiga has a fetish for his camera. And Ginza has a fetish for her gun. That’s not to mention all of the villains. There’s a woman with a fetish for diamonds, a dentist who just loves teeth, a guy who simply adores tattoos, a guy who loves music, and one who likes food. This is all completely canon.
* In one episode of ''Anime/SonicX'', while aboard a cruise ship and going insane, Sonic gets Tails worked up about the [[CoolPlane X-Tornado]] being lonely.
* ''Manga/SaitamaChainsawShoujo'': [[{{Yandere}} Fumio]] [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon and her]] [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]]. Even the ComicBook/{{Doom}}guy never had this much love for his [[WeaponSpecialization weapon of choice]].
* In ''Manga/SoraNoManimani'', {{Cloud Cuckoo Lander}}s Kawamura and Minami have a fetish for ''constellations''.
* ''Manga/{{Mushishi}}''. In one case a girl gets rather attached to a particular swamp (or more accurately the ''mushi'' or spirit of the swamp). Possibly an InvokedTrope in-universe, since she was actually ''[[HumanSacrifice sacrificed]]'' to abate a flood and was told she was becoming a "Bride of the Water God" and when the ''mushi'' saved her life and gave her the ability to breathe underwater she seemed to take it a bit too literally. In another episode, a woman begins to visit a white bamboo tree when she and her husband are unable to conceive. She even gets ''pregnant'' from said relationship with bamboo tree. The circumstances surrounding both of them are odd, but I believe that it qualifies for this trope.
* And then in ''Anime/SamuraiSeven'', there's Kikuchiyo and Kamachi -- which, like the Al×Mei ship, also doubles as May-December Romance. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Assuming he really isn't thirteen, of course.]]
* ''Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows'' gives us Keima×DatingSim heroine Yokkyun and Elsie×fire trucks as canon.
* ''Manga/SoulEater'' gives us Marie Mjolnir, who sees herself as such an OldMaid she plans to marry a toilet on the grounds that "It will accept anything she gives it."
** The show's titular protagonist×his piano. [[spoiler:It gets hilarious in later chapters when Soul gains the ability to turn his limbs into piano keyboards.]]
* ''Anime/{{Himawari}}!'' presents us with a dual, canon one in the form of Cherry Tree×Chimney. Granted, it's the ''kami'' (god) of the tree that's in love with the chimney, but still.
* The TitleSequence of ''Manga/SchoolRumble'' shows a sequence of [[AllLoveIsUnrequited unrequited loves]], ending with Oji being in love with curry. (Who the curry is in love with is left a mystery.)
* ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'': Farnese×[[{{BFS}} Dragonslayer]]
** Guts×Dragonslayer, including many DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything moments.
* In ''Anime/TigerAndBunny'', the superheroes collectively decided to give Barnaby "Bunny" Brooks Jr. a stuffed rabbit for his birthday. The fandom has since shipped said rabbit with both Barnaby and Kotetsu, usually as a surrogate for the other half of the duo.
** [[AllThereInTheManual The HeroTV Fan Book 2]] confirms what everyone already knew: Agnes Joubert ''loves'' ratings.
* Jun of ''Manga/RozenMaiden'' is often shipped with ''any'' dolls in the series, especially Shinku. Although, as these dolls are alchemically animated and thus have souls, albeit artificial ones, it may also be viewed as RoboShip.
* Considering that most of the ''girls'' in ''Literature/CubeXCursedXCurious'' are inanimate cursed objects, you do the math...
* Haruka, the lead character in the anime ''Anime/{{Free}}'', has a habit of removing his clothes at the mention of swimming pools. This has led to a large amount of Haruka×Water.
** He once had a fateful encounter with an intensely beautiful waterfall.
** The beginning of the first [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EOPN4TdpxA FrFr]] extra from the DVD features Nagisa and Makoto participating in an experiment to determine how much water is needed to get Haru to take off his clothes.
* ''Manga/ArpeggioOfBlueSteel'' is a huge [[AccidentalPun Accidental (or not?) Pun]] on this trope and {{Shipping}}. The plethora of cybernetic {{Moe Anthropomorphism}}s of battleships and submarines inevitably led to... ship shipping, mainly with Gunzou. The fact that many of them act like they're in love with him certainly helps.
* ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet'': Ledo×Chamber, i.e. a man and his mecha, has a lot of fan art. The latter does have some rudimentary ArtificialIntelligence, at least. This ship probably gained most of its traction from [[spoiler:Chamber's HeroicSacrifice to save Ledo]].
* ''Anime/GatchamanCrowds'' gives us the very nearly canon Hajime×Hajime's Planners. No, she hasn't slept with any of them (that we know of), but the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything delighted noises]] she makes while rubbing her cheek against them are pretty suspect. Her classmates are certainly weirded out.
* ''Anime/KillLaKill'' has [[TheHero Ryuko]], delinquent swordfighter, and [[ClothesMakeTheSuperman Senketsu]], her {{Stripperiffic}} [[EmpathicWeapon sentient combat uniform.]] On the [[PlayedForDrama serious side of things]], one character notes that the close companionship of the two is largely where they get their strength from, and their odd relationship is repeatedly underlined as bizarre or even abhorrent by the setting's standards. On the not-so-serious side, she considers him to be "cheating" when someone steals him and puts him on.
* In ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzer'', Yukari×Panzer is practically canon. Her love for tanks extends to [[TalkingInYourSleep talking in her sleep]] about tank cannons, in a context that suggests that she's having an EroticDream.
* Max and his broom from ''Manga/FairyTail''. The subtle example is that whenever he goes into a fight, he often brings the broom along. Since he is a pretty strong sand mage, he hasn't got much use for a regular broom in a fight, so some fans assume he may be bringing it along for more sentimental reasons. The less subtle example: Every time he's knocked out, he's seen with his pants pulled down and [[AssShove the broom lodged up his ass]]. And he's usually smiling happily while it happens.
** There's also Erxa×[[TrademarkFavoriteFood Strawberry Cake]]
* Priss and her motorbike from ''Anime/BubblegumCrisis''. The cover of the OST for "Revenge Road" actually shows her leaning her cheek against it with a beatific smile on her face.
* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'':
** Fans like to note that Kyousuke Kamijou seems to be far more interested in his violin than in either of the two attractive girls with crushes on him. It gets to PairTheSpares level in some stories. This was all but confirmed by WordOfGod--supposedly, if he started dating Sayaka, he would frequently ditch her to play violin--and in TheMovie, where he's ostensibly dating Hitomi but spends so much time practicing for recitals that he rarely sees her outside of school.
** As an odd combination of this trope and normal shipping, some fanart pairs one MagicalGirl with another's [[TransformationTrinket soul gem]]. This may or may not involve FantasticArousal. [[spoiler:It's because they're {{Soul Jar}}s, and some fans see this as romantic/fetishistic... unlike the characters in-story, who mostly find it [[TomatoInTheMirror horrifying]].]]
* Kurumi and Shovel-chan in ''Manga/SchoolLive''. Kurumi is an ActionGirl who always uses a shovel to kill zombies. Her friends make more than a few jokes about her and shovel.
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* ''LightNovel/MagiciansAcademy'': Trincia×Rocket. And it's CANON.

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* These are [[IdiosyncraticShipNaming officially named]] inanimate object ships in the ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' fandom:

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* Someone made a StupidStatementDanceMix of [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Melt]] using Creator/JackBlack's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jpz_55EdM guest appearance]] on ''Series/SesameStreet'' where Jack Black falls in love with a stop sign in the same manner of Hatsune Miku and the boy in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFBkHb8CL8 the original video]]. Shown [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHCIJOiqrJ8 here]].

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* Someone made a StupidStatementDanceMix VoiceClipSong of [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Melt]] using Creator/JackBlack's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jpz_55EdM guest appearance]] on ''Series/SesameStreet'' where Jack Black falls in love with a stop sign in the same manner of Hatsune Miku and the boy in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFBkHb8CL8 the original video]]. Shown [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHCIJOiqrJ8 here]].

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* StupidStatementDanceMix [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ Shatner On The Mount]] ships [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] with a mountain.

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* StupidStatementDanceMix [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ Shatner On The Mount]] ships [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''' Captain Kirk]] Kirk with a mountain.
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* According to Gayle, her hippie sister Lisa had a three year, on-again off-again relationship with a jetty.

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* ** According to Gayle, her hippie sister Lisa had a three year, on-again off-again relationship with a jetty.
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* ''WebVideo/{{Gayle}}'':
* According to Gayle, her hippie sister Lisa had a three year, on-again off-again relationship with a jetty.
** Gayle herself had a brief love affair with the Common App.
--->'''Terry:''' Please, stop moaning with my Common App, Mom! You better not be eating chocolate covered strawberries with that thing, Mom!
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* ''Mariel of Literature/{{Redwall}}'': Gabool's behaviour towards the stolen bell is decidedly creepy, prior to his devolving into NoRestForTheWicked mode. "Speak to me, pretty, we must get to know each other ..." He was actually a lot closer to the IHaveYouNowMyPretty routine with the bell than he or any of the other rats ever got with Mariel. (Probably because Mariel was about twelve and the target audience are even younger.)

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* ''Mariel of Literature/{{Redwall}}'': Gabool's behaviour towards the stolen bell is decidedly creepy, prior to his devolving into NoRestForTheWicked mode.creepy. "Speak to me, pretty, we must get to know each other ..." He was actually a lot closer to the IHaveYouNowMyPretty routine with the bell than he or any of the other rats ever got with Mariel. (Probably because Mariel was about twelve and the target audience are even younger.)
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** The most obvious being [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation his incarnation of]] [[Franchise/SuperMario Mario]]×spaghetti.

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** The most obvious being [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation his incarnation of]] [[Franchise/SuperMario [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]×spaghetti.



* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}: Escape 2 Africa'', Skipper of the Penguins marries a Hawaiian doll.

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* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}: Escape 2 Africa'', ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa'', Skipper of the Penguins marries a Hawaiian doll.
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* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'':

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* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'':''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'':



* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' has three InUniverse examples: Luan with her dummy Mr. Coconuts, Lucy with the bust of an {{Expy}} of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]] named "Edwin", and Lily with a teddy bear. Both has referred to the inanimate object as their "soulmate" and, at one point, Lincoln sees Lucy kissing Edwin's bust.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' has three InUniverse examples: Luan with her dummy Mr. Coconuts, Lucy with the bust of an {{Expy}} of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward Cullen]] named "Edwin", and Lily with a teddy bear. Both has referred to the inanimate object as their "soulmate" and, at one point, Lincoln sees Lucy kissing Edwin's bust.
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* From ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear'', there's A.B.A. and Paracelsus, her giant [[EmpathicWeapon weaponized key]].
** To the point that I-No mean-spiritedly cracks jokes about A.B.A. using Paracelsus to masturbate with. Although ''she'' has no room to talk, given a bevy of ''official'' artwork found in the in-game galleries that show I-No being a wee bit ''too'' comfortable with her [[MusicalAssassin killer guitar]].

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* From ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear'', there's A.B.A. and Paracelsus, her giant [[EmpathicWeapon weaponized key]].
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Although ''she'' ''I-No'' has no room to talk, given a bevy of ''official'' artwork found in the in-game galleries that show I-No her being a wee bit ''too'' comfortable with her [[MusicalAssassin killer guitar]].
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** The characters being vehicles in the Pixar movie ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'', ''every'' possible ship is Cargo Ship by default.

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** The characters being vehicles in the Pixar movie ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'', ''Franchise/{{Cars}}'', ''every'' possible ship is Cargo Ship by default.
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** His appearance in the ending of the sequel, ''Chill Manor'', has him briefly kneeling on a chair turned to the back. WebAnimation/YoutubePoop often reinterprets this scene as him humping the chair.

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** His appearance in the ending of the sequel, ''Chill Manor'', has him briefly kneeling on a chair turned to the back. WebAnimation/YoutubePoop YoutubePoop often reinterprets this scene as him humping the chair.
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** ...And that doesn't count all the [[ADateWithRosiePalms "Gary and his hand"]] ships.

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** ...And that doesn't count all the [[ADateWithRosiePalms "Gary and his hand"]] hand" ships.



** How about Ed×Automail Arm? That would be [[ADateWithRosiePalms a date with Metallic Palms]]!

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** How about Ed×Automail Arm? That would be [[ADateWithRosiePalms a date with Metallic Palms]]!Arm?



** Hinata×[[http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hy%C5%ABga_Clan_Secret_Ointment Secret Hyuuga Wound Ointment]], [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre and guess]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms what]] she uses it for!!

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** Hinata×[[http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hy%C5%ABga_Clan_Secret_Ointment Secret Hyuuga Wound Ointment]], [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre and guess]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms what]] what she uses it for!!



* ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'': Farnese[[ADateWithRosiePalms ×]][[{{BFS}} Dragonslayer]]

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* ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'': Farnese[[ADateWithRosiePalms ×]][[{{BFS}} Farnese×[[{{BFS}} Dragonslayer]]



** The ''pie''... is not an example. It's simply a [[ADateWithRosiePalms means to an end]].

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** The ''pie''... is not an example. It's simply a [[ADateWithRosiePalms means to an end]].end.
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* ''Webcomic/MyImpossibleSoulmate'':
** Because of [[https://mis.thecomicseries.com/comics/7/ this page]], many have shipped Chiaki with bread.
** People have shipped Keegan with bathrooms due to his extreme enthusiasm over them.
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** Cody×Statue of Liberty, from when Cody fell into Lady Liberty's cleavage. He also married a cactus in ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramarama''.

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** Cody×Statue of Liberty, from when Cody fell into Lady Liberty's Art/LadyLiberty's cleavage. He also married a cactus in ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramarama''.
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* ''Manga/SoulEater'' gives us Marie Mjolnir, who sees herself as such a ChristmasCake she plans to marry a toilet on the grounds that "It will accept anything she gives it". [[SarcasmMode It's a very classy series]].

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* ''Manga/SoulEater'' gives us Marie Mjolnir, who sees herself as such a ChristmasCake an OldMaid she plans to marry a toilet on the grounds that "It will accept anything she gives it". [[SarcasmMode It's a very classy series]].it."
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* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'':

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* ''LightNovel/{{Akikan}}'' mostly avoids this by applying MoeAnthropomorphism to its soda can girls, but Kakeru fully embodies this trope when he decides to flirt with a vending machine that has a female voice programmed in. Twice. And in episode 7 he makes out with a ''chair''.
* ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}'':

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* ''LightNovel/{{Akikan}}'' ''Literature/{{Akikan}}'' mostly avoids this by applying MoeAnthropomorphism to its soda can girls, but Kakeru fully embodies this trope when he decides to flirt with a vending machine that has a female voice programmed in. Twice. And in episode 7 he makes out with a ''chair''.
* ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}'':''Literature/{{Baccano}}'':



* ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'': There is growing support among the fandom for Shizuo×"[[FanNickname Vending Machine-chan]]".

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* ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'': ''Literature/{{Durarara}}'': There is growing support among the fandom for Shizuo×"[[FanNickname Vending Machine-chan]]".



* Kino from ''LightNovel/KinosJourney'' is often shipped with her talking motorcycle Hermes; not surprising since he is Kino's only companion, and the only sentient being she feels a real bond to.

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* Kino from ''LightNovel/KinosJourney'' ''Literature/KinosJourney'' is often shipped with her talking motorcycle Hermes; not surprising since he is Kino's only companion, and the only sentient being she feels a real bond to.



* Considering that most of the ''girls'' in ''LightNovel/CubeXCursedXCurious'' are inanimate cursed objects, you do the math...

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* Considering that most of the ''girls'' in ''LightNovel/CubeXCursedXCurious'' ''Literature/CubeXCursedXCurious'' are inanimate cursed objects, you do the math...

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