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* Never get between a woman and her double A battery operated friend.
** Or the non-battery operated cousin of that battery operated friend.
** Or her detachable showerhead.

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* Never get between a woman and her double A battery operated friend.
**
friend. Or the non-battery operated cousin of that battery operated friend.
**
friend. Or her detachable showerhead.


* In WebOriginal/{{Smosh}}'s "If Romantic Movies Were Real" video, the skits parodying ''Film/{{Her}}'' and ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'' show costumed Ian and Anthony making love to a computer and a mannequin, respectively.

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* In WebOriginal/{{Smosh}}'s WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'s "If Romantic Movies Were Real" video, the skits parodying ''Film/{{Her}}'' and ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'' show costumed Ian and Anthony making love to a computer and a mannequin, respectively.


* ''Manga/GoldenBoy'' gives us the lovely ''canonical'' relationship between a RichBitch and her motorbike, one that she straddles naked over and masturbates with until Kintaro beats her in a downhill bike race.

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* ''Manga/GoldenBoy'' gives us the lovely ''canonical'' relationship between a RichBitch and her motorbike, one that she straddles naked over and masturbates with until Kintaro beats her in a downhill bike race. Also, there's Kintaro's toilet fetish.


* ''[[Literature/TheThreeMusketeers Twenty Years After]]'' reveals that as a teenager, Athos had a crush on a Greek statue.

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* ''[[Literature/TheThreeMusketeers Twenty Years After]]'' ''Literature/TwentyYearsAfter'' reveals that as a teenager, Athos had a crush on a Greek statue.


-->-- '''Dr. Weird''' (while gesturing to a lawnmower), ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

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-->-- '''Dr. Weird''' (while ''[while gesturing to a lawnmower), lawnmower]'', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''



* Inverted and subverted by Spike Jonze in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQXQGaasUg an ad for Ikea]]. It focuses on a lamp being swapped for an Ikea lamp, and while the old one is left out in the rain, the new one is being used in the comfort of the house. The ad uses lighting to make you feel sympathy for the ejected lamp as though it were sentient...[[spoiler: and then a man comes in and [[TakeThat calls you "crazy"]] for [[LampshadeHanging feeling sorry for something that "has no feelings."]]]]

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* Inverted and subverted by Spike Jonze in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQXQGaasUg an ad for Ikea]]. It focuses on a lamp being swapped for an Ikea lamp, and while the old one is left out in the rain, the new one is being used in the comfort of the house. The ad uses lighting to make you feel sympathy for the ejected lamp as though it were sentient...[[spoiler: and [[spoiler:and then a man comes in and [[TakeThat calls you "crazy"]] for [[LampshadeHanging feeling sorry for something that "has no feelings."]]]]



-->'''Saji Crossroad''': [[StarCrossedLovers Louise...]]
-->'''Louise Halevy''': [[StarCrossedLovers Saji...]]
-->'''Andrei Smirnov''': [[ParentalNeglect Mother...]]
-->'''Soma Peries''': [[ParentalSubstitute Colonel...]]
-->'''Allelujah Haptism''': [[BattleCouple Marie...]]
-->'''Lockon Stratos''': [[ManchurianAgent Anew...]]
-->'''Tieria Erde''': [[ArtificialIntelligence Veda]]...
-->'''Setsuna F. Seiei''': '''''[[HumongousMecha Gundam]]'''''...

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-->'''Saji Crossroad''': --->'''Saji Crossroad:''' [[StarCrossedLovers Louise...]]
-->'''Louise Halevy''':
]]\\
'''Louise Halevy:'''
[[StarCrossedLovers Saji...]]
-->'''Andrei Smirnov''':
]]\\
'''Andrei Smirnov:'''
[[ParentalNeglect Mother...]]
-->'''Soma Peries''':
]]\\
'''Soma Peries:'''
[[ParentalSubstitute Colonel...]]
-->'''Allelujah Haptism''':
]]\\
'''Allelujah Haptism:'''
[[BattleCouple Marie...]]
-->'''Lockon Stratos''':
]]\\
'''Lockon Stratos:'''
[[ManchurianAgent Anew...]]
-->'''Tieria Erde''':
]]\\
'''Tieria Erde:'''
[[ArtificialIntelligence Veda]]...
-->'''Setsuna
Veda...]]\\
'''Setsuna
F. Seiei''': Seiei:''' '''''[[HumongousMecha Gundam]]'''''...Gundam...]]'''''



** ... And that doesn't count all the [[ADateWithRosiePalms "Gary and his hand"]] ships.

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** ... And that doesn't count all the [[ADateWithRosiePalms "Gary and his hand"]] ships.



* Another borderline example: ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'''s Ed×Al in his suit of armour body, doubling as ''incestuous'' Cargo Ship.

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* Another borderline example: ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'''s Ed×Al Ed× Al in his suit of armour body, doubling as ''incestuous'' Cargo Ship.



* ''Anime/DominionTankPolice''. Leona×Bonaparte (her ''tank'') is almost canon, what with how much she obsesses over it. We also see her nearly ''humping'' a motorcycle in ''New Dominion Tank Police'' during a flashback showing her as a motorcycle cop prior to joining the tank police. Her partner even lampshades it, and Leona isn't afraid to admit it.
--> '''Leona:''' I can't help it. It's the feeling of cold metal. It makes me all tingly.

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* ''Anime/DominionTankPolice''. ''Anime/DominionTankPolice''.
**
Leona×Bonaparte (her ''tank'') is almost canon, what with how much she obsesses over it. We also see her nearly ''humping'' a motorcycle in ''New Dominion Tank Police'' during a flashback showing her as a motorcycle cop prior to joining the tank police. Her partner even lampshades it, and Leona isn't afraid to admit it.
--> '''Leona:''' --->'''Leona:''' I can't help it. It's the feeling of cold metal. It makes me all tingly.



-->'''Chaplain:''' Let us not lead to judgement, Dear Lord, but if it appeareth that my fellow policeperson haveth an unnatural affair with her tank, forgive her. Amen.

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-->'''Chaplain:''' --->'''Chaplain:''' Let us not lead to judgement, Dear Lord, but if it appeareth that my fellow policeperson haveth an unnatural affair with her tank, forgive her. Amen.



--> '''Blister''': He already has a girlfriend; his motorcycle!

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--> '''Blister''': ---->'''Blister:''' He already has a girlfriend; his motorcycle!



** The show's titular protagonist x his piano. [[spoiler: It gets hilarious in later chapters when Soul gains the ability to turn his limbs into piano keyboards.]]

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** The show's titular protagonist x his piano. [[spoiler: It [[spoiler:It gets hilarious in later chapters when Soul gains the ability to turn his limbs into piano keyboards.]]



* Part of the {{Canon}} and played for creepy in the ''ComicBook/VForVendetta'' comic, between the Head, Adam Susan, and the computer Fate. It's strongly implied that Susan is a heavily-closeted, self-loathing homosexual and this is his coping mechanism. [[spoiler: Discovering that V has been manipulating Fate since the beginning sends him into a VillainousBreakdown which eventually leads to his assassination.]]

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* Part of the {{Canon}} and played for creepy in the ''ComicBook/VForVendetta'' comic, between the Head, Adam Susan, and the computer Fate. It's strongly implied that Susan is a heavily-closeted, self-loathing homosexual and this is his coping mechanism. [[spoiler: Discovering [[spoiler:Discovering that V has been manipulating Fate since the beginning sends him into a VillainousBreakdown which eventually leads to his assassination.]]



* The Hunter x his {{BFS}} Blackfire in ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached''. The four are disgusted when he constantly fondles the hilt and croons to the blade, which they quite rightly dub “masturbation.” Later, when he [[spoiler: has made a HeelFaceTurn and]] is trying to behave better but still unthinkingly fondles the hilt, John tells him to quit wanking off in public.

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* The Hunter x his {{BFS}} Blackfire in ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached''. The four are disgusted when he constantly fondles the hilt and croons to the blade, which they quite rightly dub “masturbation.” Later, when he [[spoiler: has [[spoiler:has made a HeelFaceTurn and]] is trying to behave better but still unthinkingly fondles the hilt, John tells him to quit wanking off in public.



** It's worth noting that the Scrat/Acorn 'ship was a ''seriously'' bad case of NoAccountingForTaste. The Acorn is possibly the [[MadLove most abusive]] JerkAss LoveInterest [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative in animated film history]] (yes, even though it's inanimate), always dangling just out of Scrat's reach and heaping abuse on him. The {{tragedy}} here is that [[spoiler: by leaving Scratte he has doomed himself to a lifetime of [[YankTheDogsChain having his chain yanked]] by the Acorn.]]

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** It's worth noting that the Scrat/Acorn 'ship was a ''seriously'' bad case of NoAccountingForTaste. The Acorn is possibly the [[MadLove most abusive]] JerkAss LoveInterest [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative in animated film history]] (yes, even though it's inanimate), always dangling just out of Scrat's reach and heaping abuse on him. The {{tragedy}} here is that [[spoiler: by [[spoiler:by leaving Scratte he has doomed himself to a lifetime of [[YankTheDogsChain having his chain yanked]] by the Acorn.]]



* This actually happens in ''My Big Fat Independent Movie'' with [[spoiler: the SickeninglySweet French girl and a foul-mouthed answering machine]]. The sex is '''far''' more than implied.

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* This actually happens in ''My Big Fat Independent Movie'' with [[spoiler: the [[spoiler:the SickeninglySweet French girl and a foul-mouthed answering machine]]. The sex is '''far''' more than implied.



-->''My city, I cannot deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit''.

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-->''My -->'''The Spirit:''' My city, I cannot deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit''.Spirit.



* Montgomery Scott in the '09 ''Film/StarTrek'' comes close:
--> '''Scotty:''' So the ''Enterprise'' has had her maiden voyage, has she? I'd like to get my hands on her "ample nacelles", [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre if you'll pardon the engineering parlance...]]

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* A couple of examples in the new Star Trek universe
**
Montgomery Scott in the '09 ''Film/StarTrek'' comes close:
--> '''Scotty:''' --->'''Scotty:''' So the ''Enterprise'' has had her maiden voyage, has she? I'd like to get my hands on her "ample nacelles", [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre if you'll pardon the engineering parlance...]]



** As of the [[Film/StarTrek latest movie]], Scotty×''Enterprise'' also has a legitimate claim.
--->'''Scotty:''' She is one well-endowed lady! I'd like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if you'll pardon the engineering parlance.



---> "Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along."

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---> "Did --->'''McCoy:''' Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along."



--->"If you don't tamp down your physical desires boys, you could go insane and find yourself copulating with the coin return of a vending machine." (Bright side: Free Kit Kat)

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--->"If --->'''Colbert:''' If you don't tamp down your physical desires boys, you could go insane and find yourself copulating with the coin return of a vending machine." machine. (Bright side: Free Kit Kat)



* Throughout the ''Series/{{Angel}}'' episode "Double or Nothing", much is made of the "she" 17-year-old Gunn sold his soul for. He finally reveals...he asked for a truck.
-->'''Fred''': Oh, Charles. Your soul wasn't worth air conditioning?

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* Throughout the ''Series/{{Angel}}'' episode "Double or Nothing", much is made of the "she" 17-year-old Gunn sold his soul for. He finally reveals... he asked for a truck.
-->'''Fred''': -->'''Fred:''' Oh, Charles. Your soul wasn't worth air conditioning?



-->'''Crazy Steve''': She's a WOODCHIPPER! And her name is SALLY!

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-->'''Crazy Steve''': Steve:''' She's a WOODCHIPPER! And her name is SALLY!



-->'''Frasier:''': It's mine and it's big!

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-->'''Frasier:''': -->'''Frasier:''' It's mine and it's big!



-->She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
-->A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
-->I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
-->And later in a moment that girl became my wife

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-->She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
-->A
down\\
A
breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
-->I
frown\\
I
took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
-->And
life\\
And
later in a moment that girl became my wife



* Used in one episode of ''Radio/HelloCheeky'', when Barry explains his deep attraction to string.
-->I once had a dirty weekend in Hampstead with a ball of twine...it wanted to marry me, but I refused to be [[{{Pun}} tied down]]!

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* Used in one episode of ''Radio/HelloCheeky'', when ''Radio/HelloCheeky''
**
Barry explains his deep attraction to string.
-->I --->'''Barry:''' I once had a dirty weekend in Hampstead with a ball of twine...it wanted to marry me, but I refused to be [[{{Pun}} tied down]]!



-->'''Alice''': Do you realize how lucky you are having a beautiful home, two wonderful children...
-->'''Phil''': And you, you beautiful dove you. You lovely thing. I'd never thought I'd live to see the day when anything so gorgeous as you would belong to me.
-->'''Alice''': Well, thank you Phil...
-->'''Phil''': Alice, please, I'm talking to the car.

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-->'''Alice''': -->'''Alice:''' Do you realize how lucky you are having a beautiful home, two wonderful children...
-->'''Phil''':
children...\\
'''Phil:'''
And you, you beautiful dove you. You lovely thing. I'd never thought I'd live to see the day when anything so gorgeous as you would belong to me.
-->'''Alice''':
me.\\
'''Alice:'''
Well, thank you Phil...
-->'''Phil''':
Phil...\\
'''Phil:'''
Alice, please, I'm talking to the car.



--> '''Sondheim:''' Sing to the razor. Make love to the razor...

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--> '''Sondheim:''' --->'''Sondheim:''' Sing to the razor. Make love to the razor...



* PeeWeeHerman and Chairy have a...special relationship. The less said about it, the better.

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* PeeWeeHerman and Chairy have a... special relationship. The less said about it, the better.



--> '''Speed:''' ...[[ServileSnarker you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose]].
--> '''Valentine:''' Belike, boy, then, you are in love; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes.
--> '''Speed:''' True, sir; [[NotAMorningPerson I was in love with my bed]]: I thank you, you swinged me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours.

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--> '''Speed:''' ...-->'''Speed:''' ...[[ServileSnarker you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose]].
-->
hose]].\\
'''Valentine:''' Belike, boy, then, you are in love; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes.
-->
shoes.\\
'''Speed:''' True, sir; [[NotAMorningPerson I was in love with my bed]]: I thank you, you swinged me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours.



-->'''Glinda''': I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight!\\

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-->'''Glinda''': -->'''Glinda:''' I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight!\\



-->'''Spy:''' "Here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, the Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me, both of us relaxing post-coitus..."

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-->'''Spy:''' --->'''Spy:''' "Here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, the Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me, both of us relaxing post-coitus..."



---> '''Legion''': *Long pause* [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove No data available.]]

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---> '''Legion''': *Long pause* --->'''Legion:''' ''[long pause]'' [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove No data available.]]



* There's a whole mess of Cargo Ships for ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''. Most of them involve Sho Minamimoto, and are inspired by the line "This mic is zetta sexy!", said after having stolen it from a rock band. Oh, and the giant heaps of garbage he makes and insists on having called art. Not to mention intangibles like the number Pi, which he knows to a million digits, and math in general. This isn't even mentioning the popular crack pairing of Mr. Hanekoma and coffee. On the other hand, [[EmpathicWeapon Mr. Mew]] is debatable. Plus Neku×Headphones, Neku×CAT's graffiti, Kariya×Lollipop, Beat×Hat×Skateboard, Joshua×Cellphone, Joshua×Frilly Parasol, [[spoiler:Not to mention him and the gun]] Shuto or Yammer×Pins, [[spoiler: On that note, AD!Neku×Pins. Also, so long as we're listing everything spoilery, Prince×Ramen, Megumi or Joshua×Shibuya.]] Finally, Beat×Curry, a large chunk of fandom's OTP.

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* There's a whole mess of Cargo Ships for ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''. Most of them involve Sho Minamimoto, and are inspired by the line "This mic is zetta sexy!", said after having stolen it from a rock band. Oh, and the giant heaps of garbage he makes and insists on having called art. Not to mention intangibles like the number Pi, which he knows to a million digits, and math in general. This isn't even mentioning the popular crack pairing of Mr. Hanekoma and coffee. On the other hand, [[EmpathicWeapon Mr. Mew]] is debatable. Plus Neku×Headphones, Neku×CAT's graffiti, Kariya×Lollipop, Beat×Hat×Skateboard, Joshua×Cellphone, Joshua×Frilly Parasol, [[spoiler:Not to mention him and the gun]] Shuto or Yammer×Pins, [[spoiler: On [[spoiler:On that note, AD!Neku×Pins. Also, so long as we're listing everything spoilery, Prince×Ramen, Megumi or Joshua×Shibuya.]] Finally, Beat×Curry, a large chunk of fandom's OTP.



--> '''Axton:''' ''(after deploying his turret)'' Let's get to killing, Sweetheart!

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--> '''Axton:''' ''(after --->'''Axton:''' ''[after deploying his turret)'' turret]'' Let's get to killing, Sweetheart!



--> '''Letz Shake:''' Oh, tha'ts good undulation. I think I'm going to lose the BOWEL CONTROL!!

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--> '''Letz --->'''Letz Shake:''' Oh, tha'ts that's good undulation. I think I'm going to lose the BOWEL CONTROL!!



--> '''Ellis''': You are the most beautiful thing I have ever sat between... I love you...

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--> '''Ellis''': --->'''Ellis:''' You are the most beautiful thing I have ever sat between... I love you...



-->'''Boss''': You're beautiful.\\
'''Kinzie''': Uh, thank you?\\
'''Boss''': I was talking to the robot.

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-->'''Boss''': -->'''Boss:''' You're beautiful.\\
'''Kinzie''': '''Kinzie:''' Uh, thank you?\\
'''Boss''': '''Boss:''' I was talking to the robot.



* ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'' has a special case, while [[PlayerCharacter the Hunter]] x [[AnimateInanimateObject Plain Doll]] is often a regular basis in the fanbase, Gehrman, an in-universe ShipperOnDeck, ''actively'' insists you to "use" the Doll. [[spoiler: the {{Squick}} moment comes when you meet Lady Maria, the origin of the Plain Doll and Gehrman's lover.]]

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* ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'' has a special case, while [[PlayerCharacter the Hunter]] x [[AnimateInanimateObject Plain Doll]] is often a regular basis in the fanbase, Gehrman, an in-universe ShipperOnDeck, ''actively'' insists you to "use" the Doll. [[spoiler: the [[spoiler:the {{Squick}} moment comes when you meet Lady Maria, the origin of the Plain Doll and Gehrman's lover.]]



-->'''Yasuhiro:''' I happened to do a psychic reading for a certain famous CEO once... And that guy was seriously head over heels for a mannequin. He had a wedding and everything! And your eyes just now... I saw the same look in HIS eyes!
-->'''Hifumi:''' Shut up! She’s not a mannequin! She’s an ANGEL! And don't bother telling me angels exist! What we have can't be defined by your petty "words"!
-->[...]
-->'''Hifumi:''' I found myself, y'know...liking her. Her face, her personality, her voice. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Even her keyboard]]...

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-->'''Yasuhiro:''' I happened to do a psychic reading for a certain famous CEO once... And that guy was seriously head over heels for a mannequin. He had a wedding and everything! And your eyes just now... I saw the same look in HIS eyes!
-->'''Hifumi:'''
eyes!\\
'''Hifumi:'''
Shut up! She’s not a mannequin! She’s an ANGEL! And don't bother telling me angels exist! What we have can't be defined by your petty "words"!
-->[...]
-->'''Hifumi:'''
"words"!\\
[...]\\
'''Hifumi:'''
I found myself, y'know...liking her. Her face, her personality, her voice. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Even her keyboard]]...



* ''Webcomic/TheWotch'': Cassie×Plant. It's rather one sided, as [[spoiler: Cassie dumped a LovePotion into the pot,]] making it an in-universe case.

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* ''Webcomic/TheWotch'': Cassie×Plant. It's rather one sided, as [[spoiler: Cassie [[spoiler:Cassie dumped a LovePotion into the pot,]] making it an in-universe case.



--->"Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind! Get out of here!"

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--->"Say, --->'''Homestar:''' Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind! Get out of here!"here!



--->"[[StarCrossedLovers I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.]]"

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--->"[[StarCrossedLovers --->'''Scruffy:''' [[StarCrossedLovers I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.]]"]]



-->'''Dr. Weird''': ''[[LargeHam Gentlemen...]] '''[[LargeHam BEHOLD!]]''' [[LargeHam I have made LOVE to this MACHINE! And now, in retrospect, I ASK....]]'''''''[[LargeHam WHY?]]'''''
-->'''Steve''': Oh well, uh...I'm sure someone thinks that's pretty neat. So did you do that [[ForScience for science,]] or...
-->'''Dr. Weird''': ''NO!'' It was ''FREE!'' And she was ''drunk'' and didn't know what she was ''doing!''
--> ''(The lawnmower's engine block cracks open, revealing an egg with mechanical arms)''
-->'''Dr. Weird''': '''''MY METAL BOY!'''''

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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Weird:''' ''[[LargeHam Gentlemen...]] '''[[LargeHam BEHOLD!]]''' [[LargeHam I have made LOVE to this MACHINE! And now, in retrospect, I ASK....]]'''''''[[LargeHam WHY?]]'''''
-->'''Steve''':
WHY?]]'''''\\
'''Steve:'''
Oh well, uh...uh... I'm sure someone thinks that's pretty neat. So did you do that [[ForScience for science,]] or...
-->'''Dr. Weird''':
or...\\
'''Dr. Weird:'''
''NO!'' It was ''FREE!'' And she was ''drunk'' and didn't know what she was ''doing!''
--> ''(The
''doing!''\\
''[the
lawnmower's engine block cracks open, revealing an egg with mechanical arms)''
-->'''Dr. Weird''':
arms]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:'''
'''''MY METAL BOY!'''''



--> '''Scientist''': ...and the power cell recharges as it moves! It's a revolution in robot longevity!
--> '''Audience Member''': Can you fuck it?
--> '''Scientist''': ....excuse me?
--> '''Audience Member''': (without hesitating) Can you fuck it?
--> '''Scientist''': Wha....no!
--> '''Audience''': *groans and leaves*

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--> '''Scientist''': ...--->'''Scientist:''' ...and the power cell recharges as it moves! It's a revolution in robot longevity!
-->
longevity!\\
'''Audience Member''': Member:''' Can you fuck it?
--> '''Scientist''': ....
it?\\
'''Scientist:''' ...
excuse me?
-->
me?\\
'''Audience Member''': (without hesitating) Member:''' ''[without hesitating]'' Can you fuck it?
--> '''Scientist''': Wha....no!
--> '''Audience''': *groans
it?\\
'''Scientist:''' Wha... no!\\
'''Audience:''' ''[groans
and leaves* leaves]''



* The ''WesternAnimation/WeBareBears'' episode "Burrito" has Grizz getting a little too attached to a bear-sized burrito. At the end, it turned out that the reason he was so attached was that [[spoiler: it subconsciously reminded him of a fireman who rescued him from a tree when he was a cub]].

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* The ''WesternAnimation/WeBareBears'' episode "Burrito" has Grizz getting a little too attached to a bear-sized burrito. At the end, it turned out that the reason he was so attached was that [[spoiler: it [[spoiler:it subconsciously reminded him of a fireman who rescued him from a tree when he was a cub]].



-->"My love has wings, slender feathered things with grace and upswept curve and tapered tip."

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-->"My -->'''Roddenberry:''' My love has wings, slender feathered things with grace and upswept curve and tapered tip."





* ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'': With most characters being steam locomotives, the list is ''long''. [[FanPreferredCouple Thomas/Emily]], [[ToyShip Thomas/Rosie]], [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan Thomas/Molly]], [[BelligerentSexualTension James/Emily]], [[FanPreferredCouple James/Molly]], [[NoYay Toby/Mavis]], etc. But shipping in the series is something [[FandomBerserkButton that many fans strongly dislike.]]
** Due to the overwhelming amount of male characters, Cargo ''{{Yaoi}}'' Shippings are arguably more popular than the above pairings listed. Generally Thomas/Percy, Edward/James and Gordon/Henry are accepted, either seriously or just for the hell of it.

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* ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'': ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'': With most characters being steam locomotives, the list is ''long''. [[FanPreferredCouple Thomas/Emily]], [[ToyShip Thomas/Rosie]], [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan Thomas/Molly]], [[BelligerentSexualTension James/Emily]], [[FanPreferredCouple James/Molly]], [[NoYay Toby/Mavis]], etc. But shipping in the series is something [[FandomBerserkButton that many fans strongly dislike.]]
**
Due to the overwhelming amount of male characters, Cargo ''{{Yaoi}}'' Shippings are arguably more popular than the above pairings listed. Generally Thomas/Percy, Edward/James and Gordon/Henry are accepted, either seriously or just for the hell of it.


** Oh, but what takes the cake has to be Graham "[[FanNickname Flag Fucker]]" Aker from ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Gundam 00]]''. The man has to be the [[LauncherOfAThousandShips Launcher Of A Thousand]] {{Cargo Ship}}s: his Flags from the first season, his [[FanNickname Shin Musha Flags]] from the second season, Exia, the titular 00, [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight Haro]], [[CrackPairing Ptolemaios I and II]]...

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** Oh, but what takes the cake has to be Graham "[[FanNickname Flag Fucker]]" Aker from ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Gundam 00]]''. The man has to be the [[LauncherOfAThousandShips Launcher Of A Thousand]] {{Cargo Ship}}s: Thousand Cargo Ships]]: his Flags from the first season, his [[FanNickname Shin Musha Flags]] from the second season, Exia, the titular 00, [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight Haro]], [[CrackPairing Ptolemaios I and II]]...


* And then in ''Anime/SamuraiSeven'', there's Kikuchiyo and Kamachi -- which, like the Al×Mei ship above, also doubles as May-December Romance. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Assuming he really isn't thirteen, of course.]]

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* And then in ''Anime/SamuraiSeven'', there's Kikuchiyo and Kamachi -- which, like the Al×Mei ship above, also doubles as May-December Romance. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Assuming he really isn't thirteen, of course.]]



* The second chapter of the Hongkong movie ''Film/RedCliff'' depicts the historical straw boat ruse, where a fake invasion of battleships covered in straw, with straw effigies representing soldiers to boot, serves to collect incoming arrows. Tactician Zhuge Liang says nothing of these details, or much of anything for that matter, to his assistant ''as they sail into enemy lines on one of the straw boats'' - [[CrowningMomentOfFunny which leads the assistant to start talking to one of the effigies.]]

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* The second chapter of the Hongkong movie ''Film/RedCliff'' depicts the historical straw boat ruse, where a fake invasion of battleships covered in straw, with straw effigies representing soldiers to boot, serves to collect incoming arrows. Tactician Zhuge Liang says nothing of these details, or much of anything for that matter, to his assistant ''as they sail into enemy lines on one of the straw boats'' - [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments which leads the assistant to start talking to one of the effigies.]]



* ''Film/TheMaidenHeist'' is about three museum security guards so obsessed with their respective favourite artpieces, they attempt the titular heist to save them from being relocated to a Copenhagen museum.

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* ''Film/TheMaidenHeist'' is about three museum security guards so obsessed with their respective favourite artpieces, favorite art pieces, they attempt the titular heist to save them from being relocated to a Copenhagen museum.



** The psychologist Rocko hires to cure Spunky of the fixation also [[CrowningMomentOfFunny winds up fixated on the mop]], and is shown taking it on a date near the end of the episode.
** Heifer and a milking machine.

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** The psychologist Rocko hires to cure Spunky of the fixation also [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments winds up fixated on the mop]], and is shown taking it on a date near the end of the episode.
** Heifer Heffer and a milking machine.


* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}''×[[EmpathicWeapon Omnitrix]].

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}''×[[EmpathicWeapon ''Franchise/Ben10''×[[EmpathicWeapon Omnitrix]].


** In "Soos And The Real Girl", the end credits scene shows Grunkle Stan marrying Goldie (A novelty dispenser shaped like a prospector panning for gold) in Vegas.

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** In "Soos And The and the Real Girl", the end credits scene shows Grunkle Stan marrying Goldie (A novelty dispenser shaped like a prospector panning for gold) in Vegas.Vegas.
** In "The Stanchurian Candidate", when Gideon is incarcerated, he says that he can't sleep because his cellmate took his pillow for a wife.

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* [[Roleplay/UltimateChatFicOfMutualMemeing Ultimate Chat Fic Of Mutual Memeing!]] [[Anime/DragonBallZ goes even further beyond:]] it creates two CompanionCube original characters, namely [[TheUnintelligible Bobstevenson "The Rock" Johnson]] and [[TroubledButCute Kevin The Knife-Wielding Roomba,]] and makes them a couple.


* Thanks to its memetic heart, [[https://plus.google.com/u/0/+SelinaElizabethKyle/posts/8VmKyVgmkoQ Pluto is now shipped with New Horizons]].
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab27pThkUF0 This Brazilian man and a car]]. (NSFW)
* Donald Drumpf and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI&feature=youtu.be his border wall]].

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* Thanks to its memetic heart, [[https://plus.google.com/u/0/+SelinaElizabethKyle/posts/8VmKyVgmkoQ ex-planet Pluto is now shipped with New Horizons]].
* [[https://m.Donald Trump and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab27pThkUF0 This Brazilian man and a car]]. (NSFW)
* Donald Drumpf and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI&feature=youtu.be
com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI his border wall]].

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* [[WebVideo/TheMusicVideoShow The Music Video Show]] has the host and a Terry Crews cardboard cutout.


* Kurumi x Shovel-chan in ''Manga/GakkouGurashi''

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* Kurumi x and Shovel-chan in ''Manga/GakkouGurashi''''Manga/SchoolLive''. Kurumi is an ActionGirl who always uses a shovel to kill zombies. Her friends make more than a few jokes about her and shovel

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