Below listed are pages with quotes taken from miscellaneous sources.
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Advertising
- Amazon Fire TV
- AT&T
- Billboards
- Capital One
- Coro
- Dairy Queen commercial (2011)
- Discount Tire Co.
- Jaguar 2014 Super Bowl commercial: "British Villains"
- Keep America Beautiful
- Maxi Pad commercial
- Miller Lite
- Pirelli
- Plumbing ad
- Samsung
- Sauza Tequila
- Sunny Delight
- Timex
- Yak Backwards
Audio Plays
Asian Animation
Greeting Cards
Jokes
- Armenia
- Belarus
- Choosing Death
- Crossword Puzzle
- Do You Want to Haggle?
- Everything's Louder with Bagpipes
- Fallen-on-Hard-Times Job
- Fascists' Bed Time
- Flying Broomstick
- Hollywood Psych
- House Amnesia
- Hungary
- Hypochondria
- Incredibly Obvious Bug
- Instant Seduction
- Insurance Fraud
- Is The Answer To This Question "Yes"?
- Is This a Joke?
- Italians Talk with Hands
- Lightbulb Joke
- Lions and Tigers and Humans... Oh, My!
- "L" Is for "Dyslexia"
- My Defense Need Not Protect Me Forever
- Naked on Arrival
- National Stereotypes
- Nazi Grandpa
- Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
- The New Russia
- Not Actually the Ultimate Question (a "Funniest Joke in the World" competition)
- Ohio
- Outlandish Device Setting
- Pennsylvania
- Real Men Take It Black
- Revolving Door Revolution
- Russian Humour
- Sea Mine
- "Seinfeld" Is Unfunny
- Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism
- Slow Electricity
- That Was the Reward
- Timmy in a Well
- Throw the Book at Them
- Walk This Way
Magazines
Manhwa
Memes
News Media
- The Atlantic
- The Bleat
- The Daily Record
- The Guardian
- The New York Sun
- The New York Times
- Press TV
- The Telegraph
- The Washington Post
Notes and Correspondence
- Ransom Note
Nursery Rhymes
Official Proceedings
Pinball
Professional Wrestling
- Rocky Romero
- Mike Tenay
Proverbs and Sayings
- Accidental Pun
- Attack Reflector
- Beer Goggles
- Born in the Saddle
- Captain Crash
- Chaos While They're Not Looking
- Chocolate of Romance
- Cruel to Be Kind
- Corrupt Church
- Dancing Bear
- Didn't See That Coming
- The "Fun" in "Funeral"
- Go
- Good Luck Charm
- Gratuitous Latin
- Grenade Hot Potato
- If You Taunt Him, You Will Be Just Like Him
- In the Back
- Jack of All Trades
- Jews Love to Argue
- Kavorka Man
- Lonely at the Top
- Lost in Translation
- The Medic
- Perspective Magic
- The Power of the Sun
- Raised by the Community
- Silly Simian
- Start X to Stop X
- Speak of the Devil
- Televisually Transmitted Disease
- Through His Stomach
- Tom Hanks Syndrome
- Too Desperate to Be Picky
- Too Good To Be True
- Women Are Delicate
- You Can't Fight Fate
Radio
- At the Mountains of Madness (Atlanta Radio Theater Company version)
- The Reduced Shakespeare Radio Show
- That Mitchell and Webb Sound
Roleplay
Rules and Guidelines
Tabletop Games & Toys
- Magic: The Gathering
- The Alliance (Coalition Victory
)
- Anti-Magic (Remand
)
- Back Stab (Sneak Attack
)
- Batman Grabs a Gun
- Blood Knight (Black Knight
)
- Casting a Shadow (Strands of Night
)
- Chain of Deals (Squandered Resources
)
- Counter Spell (Counterspell
)
- Daylight Horror (Armageddon
)
- Deadly Scratch (Venom
)
- Death or Glory Attack (Final Fortune)
- Defend Command (Defensive Stance
)
- Do Not Go Gentle (Time of Heroes
)
- Evil Egg Eater (Nest Robber
)
- Evil Is Deathly Cold (Icy Manipulator
)
- Evil Twin (Evil Twin
)
- Exotic Entree (Feast of the Unicorn
)
- Flavor Text (Double Header)
- For Want of a Nail
- Gardening-Variety Weapon (Hearthfire Hobgoblin)
- God of Thunder (Lightning Strike
)
- Harmful Healing (Maggot Therapy)
- An Ice Person (Flashfreeze
)
- Intelligent Forest (Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer
)
- It's Probably Nothing (Bump in the Night
)
- Jack the Ripoff (Thrill-Kill Assassin
)
- Kill It with Fire (Sizzle)
- Martial Arts Staff (Silkenfist Fighter
)
- My Skull Runneth Over ("Battle of Wits")
- Nature Equals Plants (Nature's Lore
)
- Personality Blood Types
- Power Nullifier (Null Rod
)
- Ret-Gone (Door to Nothingness
)
- Rhino Rampage (Crash of Rhinos
)
- Sea Serpent (Deep-Sea Serpent
)
- Shattering the Illusion (Jilt
)
- Show-and-Tell Antics (Show and Tell
)
- Stupidity-Inducing Attack (Mind Sculpt
)
- Sturdy and Steady Turtles (Giant Tortoise
)
- Thieving Magpie (Thieving Magpie
)
- Time Master (Telling Time
)
- Whip Sword (Kor Duelist
)
- You Cannot Grasp the True Form (Nemesis of Reason)
- The Alliance (Coalition Victory
- Warhammer
- Warhammer 40,000
- Always Chaotic Evil
- Big Book of War
- Bright Is Not Good
- Collective Identity
- Colonel Badass
- Combat Clairvoyance
- Death World
- Defeating the Undefeatable
- Doom Troops
- Drop Pod
- Elites Are More Glamorous
- The Emperor
- Fame Through Infamy
- Galactic Conqueror
- Glory Seeker
- Guilt-Free Extermination War
- Hanging Judge
- Highly-Conspicuous Uniform
- Hopeless War
- The Horde
- Humanoid Aliens
- Hyperspace Is a Scary Place
- Kill Sat
- Machine Worship
- Meatgrinder Surgery
- Military Mashup Machine
- Planet Terra
- Praetorian Guard
- Red Ones Go Faster
- Right Hand Versus Left Hand
- Slobs Versus Snobs
- Space Marine
- Super Soldier
- Talking with Signs
- Tautological Templar
- Unhappy Medium
- Wave-Motion Gun
- Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay
Theme Parks