While The Mysterious Mr. Enter focuses more on critique than comedy, there's still a fair amount of humor to be had here.
All spoilers are unmarked.
- His re-review of this episode has him tell the story in a bar via Film Noir style, and the entire situation just leads to much corpsing.
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
- This moment:Mr. Enter: In Rarity's backstory, she's making costumes for the school play when her horn somehow gets a mind of its own and starts dragging her to hell and back. I like where this is going. Actually, it eventually leads her to a boulder.
SpongeBob: It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!
Young Rarity: A rock? That's my destiny?
Party Of One
- Mr. Enter: And Rainbow Dash shows up, of course she does. NO WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT.
The Mysterious Mare Do Well
- Mr. Enter: This episode starts at... BronyCon? No, it's actually the Rainbow Dash Fan Club. So yeah, BronyCon.
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 600
- Mr. Enter calls the titular device "Steve."
Hearts And Hooves Day
- As stated in Relax-o-Vision on the main page, his review of this episode is considered by many to be his funniest MLP review thanks to a skit where he gets into an argument with the Snark Knight, while showing a series of AMV Hell-style pony videos.
- His own snark is also top-notch:Sweetie Belle: How could somepony as amazing as you not have a very special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day?
Mr. Enter: Because the staff doesn't want to piss off the shippers.
- And again:Mr. Enter: The CMC set up a picnic and try to get Cheerilee and Big Mac together. Since they're not idiots, and this isn't a terrible Ship Fic, they don't get together.
Putting Your Hoof Down (Original Review)
- Mr. Enter asks if Fluttershy is flipping the bird in one scene.
MMMystery On the Friendship Express
- When Pinkie Pie describes the MMMM, Enter laments that he's hungry.
The Crystal Empire
- All of his guesses as to what "it" means.
Too Many Pinkie Pies
- His reaction to the infamous G3 reference in "Too Many Pinkie Pies".Mr. Enter: OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE! (clone is zapped) Thank you (gives it a point).
Sleepless In Ponyville
- Mr. Enter: Rainbow Dash is about to tell another one of her ghost stories, but Scootaloo decides that she's got a better one. In fact, she probably tells the scariest story imaginable.
Scootaloo: There once was a really, really nice pony who lived in a bright and sunny land...
Mr. Enter: G3 MLP! Rainbow tells her not to tell that story because it might scar Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom for life.
Keep Calm & Flutter On
- Rainbow Dash: Try us, dip-cord.
Mr. Enter: Wait, did she say dick-cord?
Rainbow Dash: Try us, dip-cord.
Mr. Enter: I hear dick-cord. AWESOME! (gives the episode a point)
Flight To The Finish
- Mr. Enter's response to "the episode" referencing other episodes he doesn't like.Mr. Enter: Ed Valentine, STOP MOCKING ME!
- While discussing the formulaic nature of this episode, we cut to a book, "Writing 101: Peggy Hill Approved".
- Mr. Enter narrates to the point when Fluttershy accidentally knocks down the curtain and is exposed as the real singer.Mr. Enter: Then the Pony Tones become the subject of many gossip columns and the target of over two dozen lawsuits—oh, we're not going that far with the reference, okay.
- Mr. Enter deducts a point for using the tired old joke of an owl saying "Hoo/Who".Mr. Enter: *Takes off a point* That joke's not funny. It was never funny. Stop trying to make it funny.
- Enter references Joshscorcher in the same review.Enter: The book causes a lime green swirl to be absorbed by Rarity's horn...
Josh: And as we all know, everything lime green is evil. No seriously, everything lime green is evil.
Enter: *shows a picture of him declaring his favorite soda to be Mountain Dew* Oh NOOO....
- And later, when Spike eats the book...Enter: Huh, I wonder what evil magic tastes like?
Hilarious Caption: It tastes like Mountain Dew.
- Ms. Harshwhinny: Next thing you know, you'll be asking to put on a rock concert. (poster from Rainbow Rocks is shown)
Mr. Enter: You gave Hasbro that idea DIDN'T YOU?
- The outtakes at the end.Mr. Enter: And then Tirek throws the Princesses into tartar sauce... shit. [giggles]
Twilight Sparkle: As the Princess of Friendship, I will not fail my duty!
[Mr. Enter tries to hold back his laughter with a raspberry]
- His review of My Little Pony Micro Series has him criticizing every Incredibly Lame Pun.Mr. Enter: There's a monster replacing all of the apples with squash! Because, get this, he's the Sass Squash! Hur hur hur, just gimme a break...
- There's also one point where he says that it's best to watch in full screen, provided Google didn't decide to ax that feature.
- His lampshading in the captions of some videos when he mispronounces Twilight's name to sound like "Toilet" or "Toy".
- Near the end of his collaboration review of "A Pal For Gary", after the infamous scene where Spongebob is demanding that Gary put down the monster that is eating Gary, Mr. Enter excuses himself. Thomasmemorycentral tears apart the ending, while we hear Mr. Enter going on a rampage, starting with what sounds like gunshots and going into glass breaking and firecrackers.
- This moment:Thomasmemorycentral: I think these story-boarders and scriptwriters want us to break our TVs.
Mr. Enter: Y-yeah, I'm sure they do. But... we'd never give them the satisfaction of actually having it happen.
(clip of someone throwing a TV out of a 3-story window, captioned "My house January 2nd, 2010-"A Pal for Gary" Airdate")
- This moment:
- From "A Charming Birthday".Mr. Enter: Jeez, I wonder what they're going to do in a real crisis. H-hey guys, that house is still on fire!
[ponies all cheer]
Mr. Enter: No, seriously, it's catching the entire neighborhood on fire, and th-the extinguisher is missing! How do I put it out?
G3 Rainbow Dash: Rainbows, darlings. Rainbows.
Mr. Enter: THEY. AREN'T. DOING ANYTHING!
- Later in the episode, he only has this to say after a display of utter ditziness from the main character: "How... do you breathe?"
- The thumbnail for the Johnny's Royal Flush review depicts Mr. Enter happily ready to chow down on Fish Johnny. His evil grin is what sells it.
- During his review of "Stuck In The Wringer":Spongebob: What's that, Patrick? I couldn't hear you with all the lonely voices in my head.
Mr. Enter: Torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward—
Spongebob: (laughs) I love that part.
- In The Groovenians, Mr. Enter mentions that Jet falls onto his "Lego lawn", before adding "Ouch!"
- His friendship letter in his review of "It's a Wishful Life".Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that if I don't appreciate someone's hard work done for me out of charity, I shouldn't worry about it. Heck, I can even yell at them for it. And if that leads them to feel unappreciated to the point where they're questioning their own existence, it's their problem and not mine. They should keep doing these deeds for me no matter how much apathy I give. SCREW. YOU.
Your faithful student,
- Madballs: Gross Jokes for his continually Tempting Fate and the utterly dumbfounded expressions throughout, such as the Rock Bottom gag.
- Then there's his reaction to the cartoon's warning:Mr. Enter: Look, if my warning wasn't good enough for you, they give you one!
Announcer: The following program contains scenes which may offend some viewers...
Mr. Enter: By some viewers, they mean anyone with a brain.
Announcer: ...others may experience mild discomfort, nagging backache, post-nasal drip, and delirium...followed by rapid heartbeat, swelling of the nose, throat and abdomen and loss of facial hair.
Mr. Enter: If you touch one hair of my beard, I will kill you... *shot of a fork* with. This. Fork!
Announcer: Repeated viewing of this tape may result in the loss of one's bodily functions, re-distribution of facial features, premature baldness, and a difficulty in forming simple sentenc-c-ces.
Mr. Enter: It's funny because everything I review I need to watch at least twice. And that's not counting how much I see the clips during editing.
Announcer: So, if you're seriously considering a rewarding, challenging career as a lawn ornament... this is the show for YOU!
Mr. Enter: *Beat* Uh... I've got nothing! By the way, that's the highlight of the comedy in this thing. And we haven't even started yet!
Announcer: Grosser than a mouthful of brussel sprouts!
Mr. Enter: Excuse me, was that some kind of half-assed attempt at a joke?
Announcer: More tasteless than a cube of tofu!
Mr. Enter: Wow, they're actually calling their own jokes tasteless. Hey, they said it, not me.
Announcer: More revolting than Mom's latest casserole!
Mr. Enter: That looks like spaghetti. Spaghetti isn't a casserole, dumbass!
- Then there's his reaction to the cartoon's warning:
- The sound of Mr. Enter breaking windows off-screen during Meg's conversation with Brian on his review of "Seahorse Seashell Party".
- And before that, there's Mr. Enter's wish on what he wants to do to Peter.Mr. Enter: Peter, I wanna shove a shotgun up your ass so badly! I'm just afraid that I'll get covered in your shit if I do!
- And before that, there's Mr. Enter's wish on what he wants to do to Peter.
- From his review of Hunchback 2 where an old man complains that during the circus his life savings were stolen:Mr. Enter: Who the fuck brings their life savings to a circus?!
- Another good one is the use of "Jeopardy!" Thinking Music to illustrate how long it takes Phoebus to come to an obvious conclusion.
- His response to SpongeBob asking Squidward to visit his house in his review of Squid's Visit.Mr. Enter: Please get into my van, Squidward! It's been so long!
- From the same video:Mr. Enter: Patrick is at SpongeBob's house, and—OH MY GOD IT'S THE FOREVER GLUE!
- From the same video:
- Mr. Enter sums up "Arthur's Big Hit" perfectly:Mr. Read: Well, maybe that's how DW felt when you punched her.
Mr. Enter: Haha, you're getting physically bullied at school! Karma's a bitch, huh, son?
- Also, in his "Lupe's Revenge" review. One moment that stands out, similar to the above MLP example, is when Mr. Enter sounds like he's going to be pissed at Peggy's stupidity leading kids to see a chicken's head getting cut off...only to similarly declare "AWESOME!".
- The first fault of "Ball of Revenge" is a Ben 10 screen bug.Mr. Enter: GODIEINAHOLEYOUSTUPIDSHOWTHATNEVERENDSAND—never mind.
- In Tentacolino:Mr. Enter: He sees Elizabeth and recognizes her for some reason, and tries to pull the bathysphere off the ground. (in a sarcastic tone of voice, as the screen goes black) And then Captain Planet comes by riding his golden chariot driven by pink and green sea ponies to take the humans to the magical kingdom of Atlantis.
[cuts to the movie showing exactly that, complete with a guy actually bearing a striking resemblance to Captain Planet]
Mr. Enter: No, this isn't jumping the shark. They did that LOOOOOONG before this movie even started. Right now, I don't even know what to call this. We are on a crazy train going off the rails.
- During his review of Atlantis Squarepantis, he notes that Lord Royal Highness is voiced by David Bowie.
- Him playing the "I'm going to punch your face... in the face!" audio clip when Patrick punches his talking forehead in his "Spongebob You're Fired" review.
- His Chicken Little review is hilarious just because of how above and beyond he expresses his utter hate for Buck, which he does constantly, in this, one of his longer reviews.
- The best occasion has to be after Buck's incredibly hypocritical "You have to be willing to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say" line. Mr. Enter hears this and is none too pleased how far it goes against everything Buck has been doing for the past hour and is left completely speechless by it. He then goes on another rampage, this time with gunshots involved.
- His reaction to Buck apologizing to Chicken Little.
- When the aliens leave, he points out the possibility of Buck going back to square one or becoming worse if the incident wears off or Chicken Little does something out of the ordinary again, and says that Buck learned nothing. He finishes it off with:Mr. Enter: Anyone else in the mood for some KFC?
- At times, where he says "Pointing out your problems does not make them go away."
- In his review of Mrs. Gorf, he points out all the differences between the episode and the books. One of them...Mr. Enter: In the books, Mrs. Gorf was their original teacher. Here, she's just a substitute, and yes, little changes like that don't matter but I'm on a roll here.
- And when he gets to a point in the episode where Mrs. Gorf turns Myron into a potato instead of an apple for no discernible reason:
- In his "Top 10 Worst Squidward Torture Porns" list, he gets stressed when the writers make the implications that Patrick was able to get into the concert by either vomiting or shitting out his tickets."What's with these episodes and their implications of shit?"
- In Princess Promenade, there is a scene involving a weed...G3 Pinkie Pie: It kinda looks like a weed.
Wisteria: NO! I don't want to hear it!
Mr. Enter: Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed.
''*a snippet of "A Bag of Weed" plays*
- A short while later...Mr. Enter: They come across a flower and... a mound of purple shit... I'm not trying to be creative or vulgar with my language, that REALLY looks like a pile of purple shit.
- Also, anytime he calls characters out of their stupidity.
- A short while later...
- Getting Sanjay and Craig's names mixed up in his "Fart Baby" review.
- The ending of the "Cold War" review.Chum Chum: Wanna go play out in the rain?
Fanboy: YA READ MY MIND, BEST FRIEND!
Mr. Enter: Oh GOOD, a Book End! I hear they make GREAT bludgeoning weapons, I hear! Time to find out. I'll see you guys next time!
(he proceeds to beat them with it throughout the credits until the Final Fantasy victory fanfare plays)
- From the same review:
- Also, at the end of his reviews he typically lists who wrote the episode in question. For this one?Ending Text: Fanboy and Chum Chum is owned by Nickelodeon. I don't care who wrote this shit
- From his Breadwinners review:Mr. Enter: Oh, replacing words and syllables with your animal species' name. I haven't heard THAT one before.
- Also, this little moment when he's reviewing the pilot episode:Buhdeuce: I wanna drive the rocket van!
SwaySway: Oh. Well, you have no hand-eye coordination...
Mr. Enter (over SwaySway): He's going to say yes, he's going to say yes, he's going to say yes...
SwaySway: ...I don't see why not.
Mr. Enter: Oh hey, he said yes.
- Later in the review, he decides to listen to the show's theme song:Buhdeuce: SwaySway!
Buhdeuce: Do a Barrel Roll, man!
Mr. Enter: Oh-kay, I think we're done here, let's take a look at the actual episode.
- Also, this little moment when he's reviewing the pilot episode:
- His "Positively Pink" review where he takes his Alternative Character Interpretation of Pinkie Pie being a "Pink Supremacist" Up to Eleven
- His reaction in his "Little Yellow Book" review to when the episode implies that Patrick is about to eat an old, used diaper.Mr. Enter: I was making jokes about your plot holes in Smooth Jazz in Bikini Bottom, but you came right out and said that Patrick literally eats shit!
- His reaction to the ending of "Yours, Mine and Mine".Patrick: Have you learned nothing about sharing?
Mr. Enter: Well, I know I have! Hey, Patrick, this is my very special grenade and I wanna share it with you! Here's the deal. I'll keep this little shiny pull thing and you can keep the rest of it for as long as you want! Sound good? GOOD.
- We hear the grenade actually explode during the transition.
- When Patrick says he is an interesting guy, Mr. Enter quips "I'm sure Vlad the Impaler was an interesting guy, too."
- During his review of "I'm With Stupid"Patrick: Spongebob, my parents think I'm dumber than a sack of diapers.
Mr. Enter: (over a clip of Patrick eating a backstage pass from "Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom") Give him a few years.
- His Running Gag from his review of "Fresh Heir" where he plays a clip of Chris and Carter giggling while Carter pushes his finger into Chris' arm to simulate penetrating a woman's private parts, all with a caption comparing them to the guys who wrote the episode.
- Also from that review, when Brian first appears, he acts like Brian's a ghost because he's supposed to be dead, by yelling 'LA LA LA LA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!'
- His earlier review of Shorty McShort Shorts has some really funny moments too:
- "Me no habla español".
- During the "Phabulizers"Hunky-O: We're gonna give him the full-on fabulous flip flop and fly.
(A subtitle reading "TRYING TOO HARD" flashes over the footage while a loud alarm sound plays)
- "We have a Johnny Bravo wannabe, a Total Drama wannabe, a Dude What Would Happen? wannabe and a Beaver... just go with it. "
- This bitOkey-Dokee: You have what none of them have, a song in your heart.
Mr. Enter: Oh god no!
- After the song ends up being Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: "What the fuck?"
- From "The Imperfect Duplicates of Dodger Dare", after Dodger more or less kills the cool clone: "Let's ignore the ethical morality of this stuff because I'm getting tired."
- His Toddler Titans reviews are full of these:
- At the end of "Waffles":
- In his review of the bathroom episode, Starfire says "The whole room is on the fire!" Mr. Enter says, "No, Starfire. The fire is on the room."
- "Boys vs. Girls" has this mortal line in the beginning:"You know what? It's February, the month of love. I've already reviewed "Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E.", let's turn this into a theme, and do so without getting myself into hot water! Then again, people tend to get pissed at me no matter what I do, so I guess YOLO. (Okay, even I felt stupid saying that.)"
- It's his delivery of "YOLO" that truly makes it side-splitting.
- His reaction to Cyborg declaring girls to be better than boys.Cyborg: You lied to us! Girls are better than boys!
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Mr. Enter: What. What? WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
- His reaction to Robin's Mood Whiplash going back and forth between calm and horrified:Mr. Enter: Okay, time to ask a very serious question: HOW. OLD. ARE YOU?! These two phrases do not go together! They should not be said back-to-back by the same character, they should not be said by the same character PERIOD!
- From "The Return of Slade":
- This exchange:
- Also, this exchange:Mr. Enter: Okay, so what's the real plot that you LIED to people about?! Oh, boy, that's the fun part!
Raven: (smiling) It wasn't just the fight that was amazing, in the end, so many compelling storylines came together, and resolved in such a satisfying way!
Starfire: A perfect balance of the action and drama, along with light moments of the comedy!
Mr. Enter: Oh, good. They did get around to watching the original Teen Titans. Hello, Mr. Strawman!
- Mr. Enter's phone call:Mr. Enter: Yes, Cartoon Network? I'm calling to try and get Teen Titans Go! canceled. It seems to be under the illusion that its style and theories are the savior that cartoons need and can be the prevention of an art form maturing.
Phone Message: Please buy five new toys to continue this conversation.
Mr. Enter: Shit.
- The part where Mr. Enter points out the absurdity of the cartoon telling the audience that cartoons are only for kids by sarcastically saying that Mr. Pickles is a good cartoon for kids.
- The ending disclaimer:Teen Titans Go is owned by I don't care.
- From his review of "Finally a Lesson":Robin: It has come to my attention that you have not been using the new suggestion box.
Mr. Enter: Sorry, my bad; I filled it up with papers reading "get cancelled". I don't think that anyone else could fit anything in there.
Robin: "Robin stinks" is not a suggestion!
Mr. Enter: *gleefully* Also my bad!
- Shortly afterward (as in a few seconds later):Robin: The whole reason for the suggestion box is to have a thoughtful way to address the flaws in the Teen Titans.
Mr. Enter: Which is why this show never had a suggestion box, does not have a suggestion box, and will never, ever, ever have a suggestion box, ever.
- On the spoof moral about friendship:
- When Robin calls Bruce Wayne and scams him into getting money to pay for rent:Mr. Enter: Wait; you do know Bruce Wayne. Then what was that thing about saying Scrooge McDuck was the richest person you know?
[Smash Cut to a chart saying that Scrooge is richer]
Mr. Enter: Wait, what? Scrooge McDuck is actually richer than Bruce Wayne. Well, shit.
- When discussing why this episode was made.Mr. Enter: They don't wanna teach lessons because they think that it would make the episode boring. Okay? Never ever teach a lesson again! Stop making episodes like "Boys vs. Girls" and "Return of Slade", and "Books", and "Knowledge", and "Head Fruit", and "Sandwich Thief", and "Lazy Sunday", and "The Best Robin", and "Leg Day", and "Artful Dodgers", AND STOP DOING THIS! You don't wanna teach lessons? THEN DON'T! Just fucking don't! It's an easy thing to not do, but you keep doing it even though you don't want to, and you keep fucking it up!
- When Robin says it'll lead up to a "satisfying end":
- When the Titans become landlords:Robin: It means the tenants in this building are paying below market value for these apartments!
Mr. Enter: Considering the appearance of the building, I have to wonder how they're paying below zero dollars.
- Mr. Enter realizes that the writers of TTG actually think that cartoons are still how they were in the '80s despite all the improvements animation has made in the last few decades.Mr. Enter: Let me put it this way: if the attitude behind this episode grew up 10 years earlier, they'd be making an episode complaining that the critics are saying that they're not solving mysteries with their talking animal sidekick!
- The fact that a Scooby-Doo parody episode actually exists makes it even funnier.
- Shortly afterward (as in a few seconds later):
- Any time it looks like a character's about to be killed, and Mr. Enter pleads for it to happen.
- In his review of "Ren Seeks Help", he describes the torture Ren is inflicting on the poor frog.Mr. Enter: Then Ren hooks up some jumper cables to the frog and electrocutes him! Then he moves onto a house cat!
(a clip from "Pet Sitter Pat" pops up)
Mr. Enter: Oh, sorry. That's just the writer.
- The ending of his "Truth or Square" collab.Mr. Enter: We're gonna do this crap twice as bad with half as much money. How long do we got anyway?
Pie Guy Rulz: I'd say we're already halfway there. Halfway there. Halfway the-.
- Also at the beginning of the review, right after the trailer, Zim pretty much sums up the majority opinion on the special.
- "Either way, Patchy goes looking for the actual SpongeBob. Then he gets eaten by a whale, because whale."
- Enter and PieGuyRulz have this to say about [[Wiki/Wikipedia The Other Wiki]]:Mr. Enter: But honestly, [the redone intro]'s the best part of this... well, Wikipedia calls it a movie. And once again, this is why we don't use Wikipedia to make our reviews.
PieGuyRulz: Hey! Wikipedia is a wealth of information and lies. Mostly lies.
- Two in a row during Patchy's scene with Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. They were already funny in the actual special, but Mr. Enter's commentary makes them funnier.Triumph: (Talking to Patchy) Maybe you should consider wearing two eye patches; that way you won't be able to see what's become of your life!
Mr. Enter: I'm not sure if he's talking to Patchy or Tom Kenny himself.
Triumph: I'm sure it's a great script. (away from phone) 3. 2. 1. (to phone) FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Mr. Enter: Kinda pointless to shit on shit.
- Pie Guy Rulz's undying hatred of the Rolodex, which is an Insert Shot featuring someone's hand that looks suspiciously not like Tom Kenny's, re-used several times.
- When referring to a ventriloquist with a comedically large mustache only partially covering his lips.Mr. Enter: Apparently, this guy is the fifth-best ventriloquist in the world. Well, all but four must suck because he can't close his fucking mouth.
- The "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue is absolutely hilarious.
- In his "Pets or Pests" review, after Gary chases the worm away.Patrick: This town is getting too rough for me!
Mr. Enter: (Eagerly, over a clip of "Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom") Does that mean that you'll move to someplace far away and never be seen by anyone again?!
- The opening of his review for "Over Two Rainbows" (or as he calls it, G3.5).Mr. Enter: And now we see the mating habits of the rainbow. As you can see, when they touch each other in such a way, out pops a demon spawn.
- Near the end of the review, Mr. Enter is furiously calling out each individual name in the credits for their complete lack of effort.Mr. Enter: You FAIL! YOU FAIL! (suddenly calm) You were probably getting lunch while this was being made.
- The fact that there had to be a disclaimer on account of the Uncanny Valley.
- Near the end of the review, Mr. Enter is furiously calling out each individual name in the credits for their complete lack of effort.
- A subtle one, but the first few sentences for his atrocity note-card on a The Cramp Twins episode employs a clever bait-and-switch:A character gets hold of a contraband substance and gets addicted to it. They are tested for this addictive substance, and to get false negatives, he must replace one of his bodily fluids. This is a kids' show, by the way.
- Mr. Enter pretending to make a phone call to Nickelodeon during his review of Fairly Odd Pet.Mr. Enter: Yes, Nickelodeon Studios, I've seen this terrible joke in both SpongeBob and now in The Fairly OddParents where a careless pet owner thinks that salt is a good idea for a snail, and the writers think that putting them in mortal danger or killing them is funny. Do you have any insight on this?
Nick: Oh, what do you care about? All they do is crawl around, spread slime everywhere, bring home finger paint, or tell you "Daddy, Daddy, why don't you play with me?". Well, maybe Daddy wants to be alone and BATHE IN HIS MONEY BATH! Now, why don't you go play with your wooden bats? "But Daddy it's all broken and—" then don't get a splinter. Hahahaha... sorry I was just calming my thoughts, now what do you want?
Mr. Enter: Uh, why do you think it's funny killing snails with salt? But now I can see that you have other problems, so I'm... I'm just gonna... leave you.
Nick: Whatever, asshole!
Mr. Enter: Okaaay, back to business...
- This bit here:Wanda: Face it sport; you're just not responsible enough to have a pet.
Mr. Enter: Right, because they all tend to run away when Timmy goes to summer camp...camp...camp... Huh, they never got that fixed.
- This bit here:
- When looking at the opening scene to Mr. Pickles' debut episode "Tommy's Big Job".Lurleen: I need to tell you something.
Lurleen's Boyfriend: It's okay Lurleen, I found your punch card. I know they're fake.
Patrick: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?
- In his review of Pixel Pinkie:
- After Nina, the main character, says "What Could Possibly Go Wrong??", Mr. Enter doesn't say anything and instead just plays a clip of Dumb Ways to Die.
- Mr. Enter continually comparing the No Budget animation of the show to Go Animate.
- When the protagonist says "I can't be in two places at once!", he proceeds to list almost every cartoon to use said plot.
- In his review of ''To Love a Patty"Patrick: I've been replaced by a sandwich!
(cut to a clip from The Card)
Mr. Enter: Hmmmm, good!
- The Substitute
- Mr. Enter lampshades how he couldn't do his Christmas theme month series of Animated Atrocities:Mr. Enter: The episode we'll be looking at is "The Substitute". What's that? December? Oh. The episode we'll be looking at is "The Christmas Substitute".
- His analysis of the scene where the teacher wants to sit with Angela and her friendsMr. Enter: The teacher wants to sit with Angela and her friends because reasons, and potatoes.
- After complaining about how Angela describes Johnny as "Johnny Abatti, my dimwitted best friend", he refers to him solely as "Johnny Abatti, Angela's dimwitted best friend" throughout the rest of the review.
- Mr. Enter lampshades how he couldn't do his Christmas theme month series of Animated Atrocities:
- Elf Bowling:Santa: It's the truth I tell ya! Google me name ya swab and you'll see it a billion-gazillion times!
Mr. Enter: Search results for "Santa Maria Clausewitz Kringle" finds... five results about people complaining about Elf Bowling: The Movie and the next result is about a golf course.
- Also, his reaction to the credits, "A Baked Potato Film", after his usual "because, potatoes!" line.Mr. Enter: Potatoes wrote this movie! I don't care what the, uh, credits say! Potatoes wrote this movie!
- Upon reading the opening credits:Credits: In association with Nstorm and Cinepix.
Mr. Enter: WELL FUCK YOU!
- His exasperation at Santa being a pirate:Mr. Enter: What kind of connection is there to Christmas, bowling, and PIRATES?! If you say this movie I'm going to punch you.
- When the elves decide to thaw out Santa, one of whom thinks he's a monster:Bagger: Never thaw out monsters. Oldest rule in the book.
Lex: Well stand back, because I'm rewriting the book.
Mr. Enter (Playing a character): Huh. "Rule 1 of the Safety Scouts manual: Never provoke wild animals."
Mr. Enter (Playing another character): Stand back, I'm rewriting the book! Here bear, bear, bear. Come here beary, beary, bear." BOOM!
- When he mocks the film's failed attempt at being Heartwarming when Santa sends baskets of toys out to sea, expecting them to be picked up by the orphanage, despite being miles out at sea.Mr. Enter: The music says that I should be feeling something here. But I can't feel anything but my IQ draining out of my ears.
- This part:Dingle: Well, since everything's in cinders, and since Santa flew the coop, how's about we use a little bit of the old elf magic, and build us a new joint! In the funnest place on earth!
Mr. Enter: Aw shit! We're goin' Disney World!
- And this part:Mr. Enter: There's several broken ribs and a severed spine! LET'S PARTY!!
- Also, his reaction to the credits, "A Baked Potato Film", after his usual "because, potatoes!" line.
- In his review of "Time Twister":Mr. Enter (Playing a character): Hey. What color should we use for this background?
Mr. Enter (Playing another character): ALL OF THEM!
Mr. Enter (Playing a character): How about this one?
Mr. Enter (Playing another character): ALL OF THEM! ALL THE FUCKING COLORS!!!!!!
- After Alfe travels to a prehistoric time populated by dinosaurs, one of two scenes in the show not filled with every bright neon color ever invented:Mr. Enter: Oh my God. It-It's a landscape with muted colors! Hallelujah, my eyes can finally take a little bit of a break!
[The bright, flashing Time Twister appears]
Mr. Enter: Oh my fucking God my eyes! (whimpering) They really hurt. They really fucking hurt.
- Near the end of the episode when the characters travel to the end of time, the other scene in the show that wasn't designed to give people seizures:Mr. Enter: Oh my God, they've learned about dominant color! It only took them 'til the literal end of time to figure it out, but they finally got it! Yes, scenes that focus on one particular color usually look better than ones that are all over the place!
- After Alfe travels to a prehistoric time populated by dinosaurs, one of two scenes in the show not filled with every bright neon color ever invented:
- From his Save the Tooth review, we have his classic line:Mr. Enter: Hurdy hurdy hurr, that's our father. He's an idiot.
- In his "Love Struck" review, he says this with a hilarious semi-drunk voice:Mr. Enter: It starts with Cupid giving off orders. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and all of his henchmen are going to pretty much spread aphrodisiacs into the Earth's atmosphere in an attempt to create a world-wide orgy. What? That's not what the Cupid portrayal is about? What the fuck is it about? He makes people horny!
- We also get this joke:Wanda: Oh Timmy, you just have to figure out what girls love!
Timmy: Action figures?
Mr. Enter: Hey, that sounds a lot like my sister!
- We also get this joke:
- Meta: when he uploaded his Herpe the Love Sore review on ZippCast, so many people went to watch it that, for the first day or so, the site pretty much collapsed. The humor comes from the staff making light of the situation:Maklarr 4000: On behalf of the ZippCast staff, I must thank Mr. Enter again for the fantastic stress test to the system.
- Speaking of "Herpe the Love Sore", we get this little moment when the episode gets sappy over Brian giving Stewie herpes for no good reason:Brian: I'm sorry, Stewie, you're right...I let you down...
Mr. Enter: Oh that's really sad! I'm so sorry you missed Stewie's little league game after you promised to be there! NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU GAVE A BABY HERPES!?
- From his Mars Needs Moms review.Gribble: The fact is, Mars Needs Moms.
Mr. Enter (playing a character): Hey, Bob. Do you think that would be a good title for this movie?
Mr. Enter (playing Robert Zemeckis): What? No! That's the most stupid thing that I've ever heard in my life. I mean, it sounds like a parody of the plot we're doing.
Mr. Enter (playing a character): Wait a minute. We're supposed to be taking this seriously? Oh my fucking god! You know what? That's it. I quit.
- We also get this joke:Mr. Enter: And as such, Milo does what he does best. He runs around some hallways.
- Enter gets really hung up on the fact that the movie made the bizarre choice of not including subtitles during plot-crucial scenes where the Martians speak, so to cope with it, he decides to start making up what they're saying.The Supervisor: (to a soldier, angrily) I need to take a shit, get out of my way!
Soldier: (alarm starts blaring) The supervisor needs to take a shit! Battle stations everyone!
- When Mr. Enter flubs up a line and says the word "cloud" when he meant to say "clown" but didn't feel like cutting the entire take, he lampshades his mistake by putting a little arrow with the word "cloud" next to the clown. Minor, but still funny.
- His reaction to Milo's Mom's insane reaction upon finding out she's on Mars, saying that was Actually Pretty Funny.
- We also get this joke:
- In the "Numbers Game" review, Enter imagines how Ma-Ti and Kwame knew about Wheeler having too many kids:Nick Sohan (as Ma-Ti): Heart! Linka and Wheeler are fucking! We've got to stop them!
- Mr. Enter almost constantly speaking slang during the beginning of his Snow Day review.
- This moment in "Space Circus":Mr. Enter: I can imagine it now: Tim Allen being chased by fucking dinosaurs!
(the cover of Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit! is shown)
Mr. Enter: Oh, wait, that really happened.
The Snark Knight: I rest my case.
- "CASPER the FRIENDLY GHOST, becomes the GUARDIAN ANGEL of two SPACE COPS in the DISTANT FUTURE. Stop playing Mad Libs. It isn't funny anymore."
- This little bit:Hairy Scary: Humph, the trouble with some people is they don't know that nobody's perfect. But I'm close.
Mr. Enter: I am going to dedicate thirty, maybe forty years of my life researching advanced sciences and technology to figure out how to bring the dead back to life, so I can spend my entire retirement murdering you until I die myself!
- Doggy Poo:
- The opening:
- "It's annoying when my dog shits on the carpet. It's even more annoying when my roommate does it."
- NOT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF SHIT IN WINTER
- During a moment of shock at just how melodramatic and heavy this movie is, he sums up the movie.Merry Christmas, Little Timmy! Here's a movie about a dog shit learning to accept DEATH!
- Mr. Enter describing the ending being about a literal piece of dog shit and a dandelion having sex with each other.
- "Sloprano" playing during the closing credits.
- In his review for "Girls Gone Mild", when one of the snooty parents says that there were kids pretending to be superheroes, we get this:
- His description of the video, saying that there's so much straw, it's practically a fire hazard.
- The ending disclaimer:The Powerpuff Girls is owned by people.
- In the Stressed Eric review, his reaction to a character saying "Where the arseburgers is Eric?!" But because of said character's accent, it makes it sound like he's saying "Aspergers" instead of "arseburgers".Mr. Enter: There's something about this guy, I just don't like...
- From his review of "Greg":
- Mr. Enter describing the show's theme song as a four-year-old's shopping list.
- Shortly afterward, when he hears the Macintosh speech function singing the theme song, he figures that Robot Jones ended up getting a job singing a theme song 30 years out of date.
- This line of dialogue:Mr. Enter: Because two douchebags being terrible at their job and magically still having said job is popular, they find a way to screw this up. They grab a super soaker and a motor cart and begin assaulting people. Then they see a random guy having a party, ask if they can go, and get punched into the zit cream. Then they hide in their secret base made of packs of diapers. I don't know what they're trying to do, but I'm fairly sure that it's not working.
- Mr. Enter describing the scene with a lady taking a selfie of her with Greg as the start of a PSA on sexting.
- Later, after she does this a second time with Lazer:Lazer: Ah, that's gonna get so many likes!
Mr. Enter: I don't understand the internet sometimes. Or all of the times.
- In the closing credits:I'm just gonna go back to... that thing I was doing.
- From his 100th episode, his review of Drawn Together: The Movie:
- This scene:Wooldor: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-Cancelled?!
Mr. Enter: "All right. My suspension of disbelief is totally shattered. I cannot believe anything that's going on here!" (Over clips from "SpongeBob, You're Fired") "A SpongeBob character that knows the meaning of the word 'Cancelled'! In what universe? In what fucking universe?"
- During the revelation of I.S.R.A.E.L.:
- Also this scene shortly afterward:Wooldor: No! Without the distraction of the cameras, I'll have nothing to keep me from hearing the voices in my head!
Voice in Wooldor's Head: Cut their throats and drink the children's blood, Wooldor. Their youth will be your youth!
Mr. Enter: That definitely sounds like SpongeBob. Except, not in any way whatsoever. Not even in a satirical sense.
- Also, this exchange:Foxxy: Well, I ain't goin' nowhere until you tell us why the hell we was canceled!
Jew Producer: Have you ever even seen your show? It's filthy, it's racist, and it has a shocking lack of Dave Chapelle.
Mr. Enter (over clips from South Park): And was surpassed by other, better shocking racist shows that better knew what they were doing, and could handle dark subject matter better, and you guys kinda dropped massively in quality in the third season, and...
- Also, this exchange:
- During the scene where the CEO wants I.S.R.A.E.L. to destroy the Disney World Expy:CEO: Just to be on the safe side, erase the whole place!
I.S.R.A.E.L.: But Sir, this is the happiest place on Earth!
Mr. Enter: With public executions and people in poverty, and... wait...
- During the scene with the rocket:Mr. Enter: They take a rocket powered by pissing people off. No, wait. It's powered by shit and pissing people off. On the ship, Ling-Ling gets Captain Hero to break up with Molly. No, Captain Hero! Don't! She's your entire character and your entire purpose in the movie! You'll be nothing more than a background character if you do that! Oh, wait. I don't give a fuck.
- Mr. Enter's reaction to the "audio commentary" scene:Mr. Enter: Oh God, not the 40th wall!
- His suppressing the urge to call out the writers during the above.
- This scene:
- From his Fonz and the Happy Days Gang review:Mr. Enter: By the way, those are not aliens, those are robots. There is a difference. By the way, those are not aliens, those are robots. There is a difference.
- From the Little Shop review:Audrey Jr.: (smashes a record) Now I know what they mean by "hit" records.
Mr. Enter: I wanted you guys to see that, not because it's important to anything about this episode, but because it is legitimately the worst pun that I've ever heard. That I have EVER HEARD.
- Audrey Jr. tells Seymour to 'make like a potato and use [his] eyes.' Enter points out the implications with this, considering potatoes use their eyes to reproduce.Mr. Enter: Is Junior inviting Seymour to a threesome?
- When a fairy-like person comes out of nowhere to turn Audrey into a princess.Mr. Enter: Um, I'd like to say that this show was at least inspired by a plant. But technically, hallucinogenic mushrooms aren't plants, they're fungus.
- At the start of his review, he uses the speech that preludes both the play and movie version of Little Shop of Horrors to describe the show.
- Audrey Jr. tells Seymour to 'make like a potato and use [his] eyes.' Enter points out the implications with this, considering potatoes use their eyes to reproduce.
- From his review of "The Big Fairy Share Scare":Mr. Enter: Timmy has another plan. He gets Chloe to say that she wants Cosmo and Wanda on Fridays, and then he wishes that there were no Fridays." (As a picture of T.G.I. Friday's is shown) "Uh... eh, not too worried.
Mr. Enter: After Timmy makes a seemingly innocuous wish that Fridays don't exist, and it has consequences that an outsider couldn't possibly predict, why the Hell would Chloe want anything to do with fairies ever? I mean, I'd be paranoid that if I wished for a cookie, the Keebler Elves would set fire to my house, kidnap and torture my parents, and then enslave me to make cookies for the rest of my life! That's just about as logical as what's going on here to the average outsider! And once again, Chloe has almost no reaction. Jorgen saves everyone and forces Timmy to accept his lot in life. It feels a lot like Jorgen is also trying to tell the audience the same exact thing.
- Mr. Enter incorrectly calling Midget Apple a cherry.
- His Kung Fu Dino Posse review is full of this:
Mr. Enter: Alright, now that I'm feeling better from my most recent medical issue, let's see what's next on the agenda.
- For starters, how he reacts to the opening theme;
(The opening theme plays) Yep, my ears are bleeding, time to go back to the hospital.
Mr. Enter: My sources tell me that this is supposed to be a joke, but the pacing is so shit, it barely registers.
- Things only get funnier from there. Anytime he talks about the name of the show, he'll complain about how stupid it is.
- When Chao (the red one) was watching an internet video:
Mr. Enter: That's because you dinosaurs are younger than that slang.
- He refers to the characters as "[Blank] token," due to how flat they are.
- When he complains about the slang the show has, he'll have lines like this;
Mr. Enter: DIE!! And make it painful, please?
- When the show has a failed attempt of Toilet Humor about "going once":
Mr. Enter: Th-they actually played the "wawa" sound effect. What the hell kind of show is this?
- At one point, the show even has a wawa sound effect. In a action show. His reaction says it all:
Step 1: Forget about every practical piece of knowledge you know (like where to hit to disarm your opponent or any type of safety protocol).Step 2: Use the human instinct of flight or fight to run straight at a guy holding a gun, completely unarmed yourselfMr. Enter: Well he's dead.
- How he thinks about how Jets "advice" apply in real life:
- From his review of the Garbage Pail Kids cartoon:
- Midway through a sound-alike of Michael Jackson's "Beat It", a fake copyright notice shows up that says, "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim while the unedited episode gets to stay on Youtube. Sorry about that."
- His reaction to the show opening with a moral guardian rambling and raging about how awful and disgusting the show is.Enter: Is this supposed to be me? Did somebody build a time machine and try to make a parody of me?
- "Do not remove under penalty of death?". He sounds genuinely confused by that.
- Whenever he mocks the obnoxious slang used in Da Boom Crew during its review.Mr. Enter: Remember back in the early 2000s when you and all your homies were Tony Hawkin' it all up over the spleez? Uh no, because that never happened 'cause no one used any of this slang ever.
Mr. Enter: Hammerman still pops with the kids right? He's got 'em tops. I'm sure dropping it down with them groovy beats!
Mr. Enter: I got an inkling your tootin' the wrong wringer man. I'm not certain deals is in your visage. Y'know what I'm sayin'? Of course you don't know what I'm saying because slang in animation is stupid!
Mr. Enter: YOU TELL ME, YOU DESIGNED THE FUCKING GAME!!!
- Anytime the characters question basically anything about the video game that they made;
- "Newborn Cooties 2: Electric Scootaloo". It gets points right off the bat for the title alone, and having John McClane's face over Cheerilee's on the title card.
- When talking about the tea party scene:Pinkie Pie: This certainly is a pinkalicious tea party! Wouldn't you say so Mr. Quackerson?
Mr. Enter!Quackerson: Yeah, I-It's great tea! But can you please let me go? You've been holding me for so long! I promise I won't tell anyone you've been holding me hostage! Just please let me go! Don't you think I've been here long enough?
Pinkie Pie: You're quite right! I couldn't agree more! What do you think Sir Cuddles?
Mr. Enter!Sir Cuddles: Eh, I say fuck him. He knew what he was getting into when he was selling you that car insurance.
Pinkie Pie: You're certainly right Sir Cuddles. I so know what you are talking about.
Mr. Enter!Sir Cuddles: Now about my family...
- Every time Scootaloo makes a really terrifying facial expression, Enter demands weaponry to exterminate the abomination in front of him with. From flamethrowers...Mr. Enter: Jack, you have the fucking flamethrower! I don't care if it's illegal, just get the fucking thing over here now! If I don't kill this thing, we are all screwed!
- To explosives...
- To a goddamn ICBM.Mr. Enter: Oh my god it's attacking! Never mind the grenades! Never mind the grenades! I need an ICBM!
- When talking about the tea party scene:
- From his review of "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy":
- This exchange after Plankton brings Karen Sandy's pelt:Karen: Oh no, you can't be serious!
Plankton: As serious as a shark attack!
Mr. Enter: That's racist!
- Also, this exchange:Sandy: That no-good who nabbed my pelt surely came here. Probably wanted to cash it in on the Bikini Bottom Black Market.
Mr. Enter: Oh, Bikini Bottom has a Black Market. Wait, what the fuck?!
- Which leads to a Brick Joke at the end of the review:Mr. Enter: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna try to figure out what's on the Bikini Bottom Black Market.
- Which leads to a Brick Joke at the end of the review:
- Also, this exchange during Sandy's Humiliation Conga:Harold: Lookit! A naked chipmunk!
Random Fish: Aren't you ashamed having your pink rat flesh exposed?
Police: Hey, look, a hairless goat!
Random Fish: A nudist ferret!
(During these respective scenes, captions that say, Chimpunk, Rat, Goat, and Ferret appear onscreen.)
Mr. Enter: What do all of these animals have in common? That's right, kids! None of these are underwater animals, and none of the citizens of Bikini Bottom should have ever heard of any of these.
- This exchange after Plankton brings Karen Sandy's pelt:
- "D.W's Very Bad Mood" shows that Mr. Enter has a new editor. While this makes the entire video in general very lively and comical, with a similarly creative and animated style to I Hate Everything or JonTron, some standout moments include:
- The intro takes the ending of the source's intro up to 11.
- Anytime Mr. Enter shows a still of DW, it's always a freeze-frame of her making a stupid (and strangely hilarious) face.
- When Arthur has a nightmare about DW being a giant monster, the obvious song starts playing.
- DW slamming the door is not funny. DW slamming the door thrice is not funny. DW slamming the door for ten straight seconds is hilarious.
- Any time DW slamming the door is mentioned, it cuts back to her slamming the door repeatedly at impossibly high speeds.
- What makes this moment is primarily the fact that it's punctuated by the words "Shut Up" spinning onscreen.
- "Top 20 Worst Cartoon Themes"
- When talking about the theme for Braceface, he wonders what would happen if the songwriter went on to write other theme songs.
- When talking about the theme for Hammerman, he suggests these next lyricsMr. Enter: Gramps had to press the gas pedal to get his car working.
He had to turn his key in the ignition.
He hit a rest stop along the way because the gas station burritos hit over the night before causing a train wreck in his digestive system.
- He also gives an obvious, yet still funny joke:
- This exchange during the Kirby: Right Back at Ya! theme song:Singer: He's more than you think, he's got maximum pink!
Zordon: Too much pink energy is dangerous!
- When discussing the English dub of Rurouni Kenshin, he believes that he could combine random songs from his computer and tv show intros and get better results. These include:
- This exchange during the Planet Sheen theme song:Singer: Tuna noodle casserole,
Sheen:' Pomegranate stew!
Singer: Stranded on a planet,
Sheen: What you gonna do?
Singer: Change your name to Larry?
Candace: I ran out of rhymes, all right?
- During the Captain Planet season 6 song, when the line "he's the mega mac daddy of ecology" plays:Ma-Ti: You know what? Take your ring back and fuck off!
- Mr. Enter's reaction to how the Get a Clue theme song is a ripoff of ''The Offspring's'' "One Fine Day":
- As pictured on this page, Mr. Enter trying to do Get a Clue's "typewriter dance" while making derpy expressions as his rant plays over it. Not only hilarious but he also mugs rather cutely at the camera.
- Then there's the Get a Clue "eating food for you" bit:Shaggy:: Like, you know what this is supposed to mean, man. Like, we eat food, but we don't do it for you. Like, we do eating commissions, though, man. Like, fifty dollars for us to eat for you, one hundred dollars to film it. It's a weird sexual thing that we're trying to make a profit off, man. Like if we're really successful we could make it a really good business. Hahahaha. Isn't that right, Scoob?
Scooby-Doo: Geez, Raggy! I can't handle this anymore!
Shaggy: Oh shut up, Scoob and eat your Scooby Snack!
Scooby-Doo: Ro! Ro Ro!
Shaggy: FUCKING SCOOBY SNACK!!!!
- From his review of Norm of the North:
- This exchange when Norm confronts the Seal:
- This moment when it is not explained why Norm can suddenly speak human:Eliza Thornberry: Between you and me, something amazing happened... And now, I can talk to animals. It's really cool but totally secret.
Mr. Enter!Norm: Well, fuck you! I get to speak to humans because of the mystical qualities of arctic potatoes!
- Mr. Enter then decides that said potatoes are why Norm hasn't died from starvation.
- "And we drop ripping off Happy Feet for a moment to start ripping off The Lion King! Classy."
- Norm's grandfather talks about how powerful "an icon with a voice" is. Enter then refers to Clippy as "the most powerful thing on [his] PC!"
- Also, this exchange when Norm is talking to Socrates:Norm: And the next thing you know, I'm twerking in front of a boatload of human tourists!
Mr. Enter: You know, when you get to that line of the movie, I think you should know that you done fucked up! Good God, Scuttle, the years have not been kind to you!
- Also, this exchange when Vera meets Norm:
- Also, this exchange during Norm's Heroic BSoD:Norm: I'm Norm of the North, king of nothing!
Mr. Enter (laughing over a caption that says, "He's Norm of the North, King of Nothing"): Hey, let's put that on the box! It's a tagline!
- When Vera quits:Vera: Mr. Greene, I'm sorry, but I cannot help you destroy someone's home in order to build houses no one needs! I quit!
( The Final Fantasy victory fanfare plays over captions that say,
You can't pay your rent!
Or buy groceries
Or pay your bills
Or pay the tuition to your daughter's school)
- The ending disclaimer:
- The review itself ends with the Planeteers summoning Captain Planet to stop Mr. Enter from destroying the Arctic.
- From his review of "The Worst Cartoon Ever (Paddy the Pelican)":
- Not even a few seconds into the title card, with its terrible theme music that consists of someone laughing vaguely in tune, and Mr. Enter mutters in a deadpan tone "Oh dear, I feel like I've made a grave mistake."
- Mr. Enter gets the impression that all the rambling, redundant dialogue is improvised: "It's like Rick and Morty if you injected it with plutonium until it got brain cancer and died."
- "12 oz. Mouse has more fluid animation than this! You know, a show that was dedicated to looking as cheap as possible."
- "There are twelve principles in animation, and this show follows literally NONE of them!"
- "Dorbees: Making Decisions":
- Upon witnessing a section of the "animation", Mr. Enter immediately states that "taking those drugs was a really bad idea". When he is told that he hasn't taken any drugs yet, Mr. Enter responds with: "Oh... oh my god! In that case, let's light up. We're gonna need 'em."
- Mr. Enter having a slight meltdown over whether or not Mary Jane in the flick is a girl after playing Silent Hill footage.
- Him yelling at the guy on the couch for being a waste of screen time.
- From his review of Shark Tale:
- This exchange:Lenny: Hi, I'm Lenny!
Mr. Enter: Hi, Lenny! I look forward to hating you throughout the rest of this movie because I hate pretty much all of the characters in this movie.
- When Mr. Enter describes Lenny:Mr. Enter: Lenny is a shark who is a vegetarian. And he's an outcast because of his refusal to eat animals. (Over clips from Norm of the North) Considering the last movie I reviewed, we're off to an amazing start. Rule of thumb, if you have a meat-eating animal who doesn't eat meat, your movie is going to bomb. It's just a little trend that I've noticed.
- Also, this exchange:Mr. Enter: While watching this movie, I was constantly asking myself, 'Why was this movie set underwater?' (As the poster for Finding Nemo is shown) Okay, I know why, but what story purposes did it serve? What did they really do with the world, besides the stupid fucking Puns?
Katie Current: Good morning, Southside Reef, I'm Katie Current!
Sea Star #2: Mussel Crowe!
Sea Star #3: Jessica Shrimpson!
Sea Star #4: Cod Stewart!
[A caption appears, saying "It's a name of a person, and they make it sound like a fish. Up the variety a bit, and they can start writing for a kindergarten joke book".]
- When Oscar is introduced:Oscar: Hi, I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have no idea!
Mr. Enter: Let's see here, you're a down-on-his-luck loser who wants to be a big shot, even though it requires a big personality to be famous, and you have no personality!
[The camera zooms out, revealing Oscar to be standing in front of a billboard.]
Mr. Enter: Yep.
Shortie #1: You so broke, your bologna has no first name!
Mr. Enter: I thought I got this movie in English. I have no idea what he meant by that.
- When Don Lino is introduced:Don Lino: Now you and me, we worked together a long, long, long time, and I lived my life for my sons, raising them and protecting them,
Mr. Enter mimicking Don Lino: I'm also 42 years old, my blood type is AB negative, I ate tuna for breakfast, and the writers don't know jack shit about exposition.
Luca: Hey boss, big butts!
Mr. Enter: You know, that, that joke might have worked, except that literally no character in this movie has a butt.
- "But as you can see, this movie is a Godfather wannabe. Which confuses me on every level. You see Finding Nemo and you think The Godfather. What's the next brilliant fusion?" (Freaky Friday + Alien) "You know what, I would totally watch the shit out of that."
- Oscar is given a pink pearl to help pay off his debts.Mr. Enter: And guess what our hero does? The protagonist that we're supposed to root for and want to see succeed? He bets the money on a horse race. Excuse me while I bang my head against the wall...
(cut to him doing just that)
- The clip becomes a Running Gag throughout the review.Mr. Enter: I'm going to be as stupid as Oscar by the time this is done, I swear.
- The clip becomes a Running Gag throughout the review.
- When Oscar decides to fake Lenny's murder, Mr. Enter halfheartedly sings his own song to the tune of "Everything Is Awesome" to signify just how stupid everyone in the movie is;Everyone's a moron,
Everyone's a tool with this hair-brained scheme,
Everyone's a moron,
Everyone's a moron,
And it makes me want to scream.
- His depiction of what's going on in Oscar's brain at any given moment: A shot of GIR dancing while Mr. Wonderful by smile.dk plays over it. Like Mr. Enter banging his head against the wall, it becomes a Running Gag.
Oscar: Remember what Angie said, remember what Angie said...
- Of note: the first time this is used.
(clip of GIR dancing)
Oscar: FIVE THOUSAND ON LUCKY DAY TO WIN!
- This exchange:
- From his review of "Grounded":
- This exchange:Crandall: Earth Mom, we got to stop em'!
Mrs. Crandall: You're still grounded, Mister! I wonder why that Teamo Supremo isn't doing anything about this.
(Mr. Enter shows a picture of Oscar)
Mr. Enter: You two should get to know each other! You got a lot to talk about! You're on the same level of stupid!
- This exchange when Teamo Supremo defeats Mr. Large:Crandall: Mr. Large, if you're gonna think big, you better not overlook the little things!
Mr. Enter: Or you'll get an episode like this one, which ends with Teamo Supremo still grounded despite saving the day twice. Good luck with tomorrow's big evil whatever! Oh, and Brenda's head looks like a tomato.
- Announcing his intent to postpone his Legends of Chamberlain Heights review."Nope. Nope, nope! Nopity-do! Maybe some other day, but... not today!"
- This exchange:
- From his review of Seth Mac Farlanes Cavalcade Of Cartoon Comedy:
- In the "Mountain Climber" sketch, when the Mountain Climber proceeds to take a dump, Mr. Enter censors his lower regions with the poster for Norm of the North. In the same sketch, he later censors the feces that land on the bride and groom with the Burger King logo and Jigglypuff, respectively.
- Similarly, in the "Name That Animal Penis!" sketch, he censors the animal penis with a picture of Oscar.
- What Enter says during the "Fred Flintstone Takes A Shit" sketch:Mr. Enter: Wait, my mistake. This isn't a short, I must've accidentally hit the making of special feature on the DVD.
- This exchange from the "Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club" sketch:Fred: Hey, what the fuck is your problem, dude?
Mr. Enter: Oh, fucking ballsy! You had Fred Flintstone drop the F-Bomb. Truly a master of subverting the innocence of older cartoons!
(Clips from the Flintstones Winston Cigarettes commercial are shown.)
Barney: Hey, I got a better idea; let's take a Winston break!
Fred: That's it! Winston is the one filter cigarette that delivers flavor 20 times a pack!
- When he gets to the "Mad Cow Disease" sketch:Mr. Enter: COOOOWS, COOOOOOWS, FUCKIN' COOOOOWS! COOOWS, COOOOOWS, COOOOOWS, MOTH-ER-FUCK-IN' COOOOOOOOOWS! Bad punchline.
- When Mr. Enter gets to the "Beavers: The Assholes of the Forest" sketch:Mr. Enter: Anyone else wanna watch The Angry Beavers instead?
- When he gets to the "A Trip to the Psychiatrist" sketch:Mr. Enter: Oh, thank god. I need one after this!
- In that same sketch, he sees the whole point is to mock a fat woman.Mr. Enter: I thought these people were supposed to be progressives or something!
- When he gets to the "Four Years of Entourage in Ten Seconds" sketch:Mr. Enter: Ooh! I really like this concept! Let me try!
(A title card that says, "17 years of Family Guy in 9 Seconds" is shown, followed by a clip from "Doggy Poo" of the dog creating the titular character.)
Mr. Enter: That joke was too easy, I apologize, but just because they're willing to waste their jokes on a silver platter, doesn't mean that I will.
- Mr. Enter spoofing the statements in the "Things You'll Never Hear" shorts:"A Million Ways to Die in the West is an underrated masterpiece."
"I felt that Bordertown was cut off way too soon. It's definitely filling a hole in prime-time television."
"Family Guy has SO been getting better recently! I think the show should've ALWAYS been like this!"
"Ted 2 was so much better than the first one; I can't wait for the next installment."
- "YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, RIGHT!?? Do you think I would've won the contest where the winner got to buy Seth MacFarlane dinner at Burger King? I did not say that wrong. The winner of the contest got to buy Seth MacFarlane dinner at Burger King."
- Legends of Chamberlain Heights
- The intro:Mr. Enter: What? What is this? I'll tell you what this is. It's the big, hot, new thing that's gonna blow all the competition outta the water! You-you may want to sit down for this one... What am I talking about, you're watching this on a computer or on the toilet or whatever and you're already sitting down.
- His theory for why Comedy Central gave it a second season: They were worried the show was going to eat them.
- When Mr. Enter comments on the poor animation, he compares it to a Newgrounds flash animation made 10 years ago by one guy with no professional equipment, the first animation made for television, and the first animation ever, and how every single one has better animation than Legends. And then he points out how even Paddy the Pelican, known as one of the worst cartoons ever, at least has complete outlines.Mr. Enter: This is only one step up from showing us a black screen and just saying 'Imagine defecation. Good. Now imagine two people having sex in it.'
Mr. Enter: A block of lead is more fluid than this show.
- When commenting on the ugly character designs:Mr. Enter: As bad as the animation is, the character design is not much better. Half of it is 'Ha ha ha, ugly! Ha ha ha, fat! Ha ha ha, saggy breasts!' I mean, most of them do look like something you could conceivably call a human, but some of them are...
[cuts to a clip of the show]
Teacher: OK people, the school board is making us discuss the dangers of drugs with you.
[zooms in on a particularly poorly designed character in the background]]
Mr. Enter: My god, it is far too late for her.
- "Do I have to do the slang thing again? (A title card pops up saying 'No. Never the slang thing.') Oh, OK, good."
- After commenting on how much the characters shout.
- "Jamal gets paired with... when did Norbit come out? 2007? OK. A joke that's been overdone, overplayed, unfunny and borderline offensive for over a decade before that movie came out."
- When describing a character, he gets bored halfway through and finishes withMr. Enter: Remember Stewie Griffin? Legends of Chamberlain Heights remembers Stewie Griffin.
- After watching Grover's brother using a robot baby as a bong.Mr. Enter: Is this thing a robot because people would find this absurdly disturbing if they did this to an actual infant? Or is it just because a baby in this art style would give the audience nightmares for life?
- After Grover's Love Interest gets mad that he got their robot baby sick:Grover: Stupid baby, it's your fault I ain't gonna get laid.
Mr. Enter: And our protagonist is delusional.
- While he hates the show, Enter is hesitant to try and wipe it from existence due to how the last time he tried doing that went. We then get the final conversation with Sans during the genocide route in Undertale, but with Patrick Star replacing Sans.Patrick: Do you wanna have a pat time?
- The intro:
- The Nutshack
- Enter lamenting at the beginning how he has to hear the theme song everywhere, and realizing that the show has become a meme. Cue dramatic music and a trollface superimposed on his avatar.
- His hyping of the inherent horror from the Memetic Mutation of the song:"This song inspires such horror, that you'd think it was made by Stephen King or something!" (Phil turns around to show Pennywise face) "Holy fuck..."
- After a pointless flashback, Enter has a Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?-style multiple-choice question asking what we learned: A) how the egg was made, B) how [the woman] got the egg, or C) absolutely nothing and the scene was just a waste of time.Enter: If you guessed C, congratulations! You just wasted a part of your life thinking about The Nutshack. As a prize, you get a steaming pile of nothing, with an accompanying bubbling sadness inside.
- Enter declaring ducks as the enemy after seeing the hip-hop ducks.
- At the end of the episode, Enter implores the viewers to let the meme die so he can forget about the show. Then we see a video called "the nutshack theme but every nutshack is replaced with mr enter's entire nutshack review", posted by Patrick Star. The description is "someone's having a Pat time".Enter: Why, you little f-
- Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa:
- Mr. Enter saying the animation looks like a combination of demons from Hell and a blow-up doll if it had been blown up by a shotgun. We hear the Wilhelm Scream as we get a close-up on the blow-up doll's face.
- The running gag where Mr. Enter makes fun of how the teacher in the special states that if someone hurts you, it means they are in love with you.
- From his review of "Big Paw Howie":
- The scene with the Chicken Inspector:Mr. Enter: The guy who decides what can become a prison comes in, and he's almost naked, too. So that kind of shoots down the whole "only the people who stay at the hotel are in their underwear" theory. It's a good thing that this show doesn't really have a premise, it'd probably deviate from it two episodes in.
Chicken Inspector: Phone appears to be a banana.
Mr. Enter: Oh, God! Don't remind me!
Raffi (singing): Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!
Mr. Enter: By the way, chickens don't actually have belly buttons. Basically, because they hatch from eggs, and fuck this show for making me Google that!
- The scene with the Chicken Inspector:
- From his review of "Pain in the Brain":
- Mr. Enter points out that the main difference between The Ren & Stimpy Show and Shnookums and Meat is that the dog (Meat) is the stupid one. He then points out many of the dumb dog characters, such as Courage the Cowardly Dognote , Dog from CatDog, Dino, Runt, Dudley Puppy, The Diamond Dogs, Odie, and the 2 Stupid Dogs. The last one is topped off with him saying that's the reason the show's not remembered, and a spoof Public Service Announcement against the stereotype.
- This exchange:Mr. Enter: Then the brains magically come alive, completely unharmed. They're just a little bit annoyed that they've been used as every variety of sports balls, crushed, maimed, shot, and run over with a steamroller. You know, like you get. Then the brains decide to go to Vegas.
Shnookums: I'm tryin' to think, but... but... I... I can't!
Mr. Enter: Weird, you were able to do that before, even though you didn't have a brain in your head then, either. Then we get a montage of the Brains in Vegas, and Shnookums and Meat doing absolutely nothing but staring at the sky because that's funny. Then the brains feel sorry and decide to come home.
Shnookums' Brain: Too bad we lost our shirts, though.
Meat's Brain: Yeah, but it's our own fault, man! Gambling's the work of the devil!
Mr. Enter: So is theft! This hypocritical moralizing message brought to you by The Walt Disney Corporation.
- From his review of ''The Big Switch-A-Roo":
- When Diddy Kong claims that Candy has made Donkey Kong act like a robot, Mr. Enter treats the line as if it's a plot twist from The X-Files.
- Sometime after Donkey Kong switches bodies with Cranky's robot, he says "I've fallen, and I can't get up!". Cut to a live-action scene of Mr. Enter's hand typing in a search for how long that line has been around.
- When Mr. Enter learns of Bluster Kong's plan to replace Candy with a robot:Mr. Enter: Huh. I didn't know that this show would be tackling the issue of low-income workers being replaced by the advancement of technology. A harsh real-world theme that didn't come into the forefront of public consciousness until...the kids watching this grew up and began getting low-income jobs that started getting replaced by technology. Maybe this show is good at foreshadowing.
- From his review of Little Clowns of Happytown:
- The Running Gag of certain parts of his video being flagged because they're "not advertiser-friendly".Mr. Enter: Let's try that Alice in Wonderland thing note . I'm sure that'll take off.
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: DISTURBING OR GRAPHIC IMAGERY.
Mr. Enter: Is that really fair? I mean, just because what I'm talking about has disturbing or graphic imagery doesn't mean that I personally am going to be making disturbing or graphic imagery. Should you really blame me for talking about it?
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: YES. FUCK YOU.
Mr. Enter: OK. Let's try Mulan II.
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: TALKING ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES IS RACIST!
Mr. Enter: How about Barnyard? That's been on the plate for quite a while and—
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: NOT ADVERTISER-FRIENDLY. MILK IS RACIST.
(cut to black)
Mr. Enter: I-I'm living in South Park, I swear.
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: MENTIONING SOUTH PARK AND HOW THEY USE RACIST, SEXIST, AND OTHER OFFENSIVE JOKES AND HOW THEY STILL MANAGE TO BE ADVERTISER FRIENDLY IS NOT ADVERTISER FRIENDLY.
Mr. Enter: OK, how about-
("Two Hours Later" card)
Mr. Enter: All right, all right, I've got one more: "InSPONGEiac"!
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: IT'S OFFENSIVE TO INSOMNIACS.
Mr. Enter: How is it- I'm a fucking insomniac! OK, you know what? Fine, I'll play your game.
- Of note is when he talks about Awful B. Bad.Mr. Enter: Like all villains that look like Dick Dastardly...
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: THE WORD DICK IS NOT ADVERTISER FRIENDLY.
Mr. Enter: But it's the actual name of an actual character that actually existed! I'm not talking about an actual dick!
Advertiser-Friendly Robot: CARING ABOUT NUANCE IS NOT ADVERTISER FRIENDLY.
Mr. Enter: Okay, okay! We'll play it your way! Like all villains that look like Richard Dastardly...
- And before that, he mishears the villain's name as "Awfully Bad" and this results in a Who's on First? reaction.
- Of note is when he talks about Awful B. Bad.
- Then go in yourself! Mr. Enter's reaction is priceless.
- When a character tells a bully that his inability to be nice is a disability, Mr. Enter gets the idea to go break Tumblr by telling them this.
- Later on, when the Advertiser Friendly bot gets too much on Mr. Enter's nerves, he decides to exploit this bit of insanity and tells it to stop picking on him for having a disabilitynote .
- The Running Gag of certain parts of his video being flagged because they're "not advertiser-friendly".
- In the Committed review:
- In the Invisible Network of Kids review:
- His utter bafflement at seeing Mrs. Macbeth wearing a Marilyn Monroe-esque dress and wig during her song.Mr. Enter: There comes a time in every man's life when he must ask a question: WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?!
- Mr. Enter questions what would happen if Mrs. Macbeth and Awful B. Bad were to have a child together. In his own words, the child "would probably be one of the most interesting people in the world".
- "Where they find out it was all a plan by the evil banana to send monkeys to the middle of the desert to starve to death.
- His utter bafflement at seeing Mrs. Macbeth wearing a Marilyn Monroe-esque dress and wig during her song.
- In Part 1 of the Totally Spies! review:
- When introducing the main characters:Mr. Enter: And finally, there's Alex. She...is Alex.
- Mr. Enter tries to awkwardly discuss the show's more...risque aspects, including the theme song, which, to his surprise, contains some rather filthy lyrics.
- The infamous mirror laser scene leaves Mr. Enter completely baffled.
- The extremely Strong Family Resemblance between the main trio and their mothers is not lost to Mr. Enter, prompting him to theorize that the girls are actually clones of their moms.
- When the girls and their moms are dropped into the WOOHP secret base, courtesy of Jerry:
- Mr. Enter expresses his agitation in regards to the girls' stereotypical speech patterns, and later finds out that he's starting to adopt those speech patterns himself. Cue an anguished cry of "Oh my God, it's infecting me!".
- This bit:
- The Old Man's surprise appearance after three years of absence. Mr. Enter is surprised to see him, and the Old Man explains that he left because he went grocery shopping. For three years. For maple syrup. And he's apparently a fan of the show too. Mr. Enter promptly sends the Old Man to a Corner of Woe, and when the Old Man's defense towards the girls' mothers is shot down, he willingly decides to head to the corner by himself.
- When introducing the main characters:
- In Part 2 of the Totally Spies review:
- GLADIS is given the voice of GLaDOS when she denies the girls access to the WOOHP headquarters.The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.
- Mr. Enter going completely crazy when Sam uses a can opener from a hardware store to unlock a door. Cut to him attempting to do the same, with no success. This becomes a Running Gag. Also, the start of the gag sells it:
- "Cocoa is for Spysassins only!"
- Enter muses that the main villain of the episode will probably get a lawsuit from Dr. Wily for stealing his hairstyle.
- The Call-Back to the "can opener" gag at the end of the video:Old Man: Take this. It will help you on your way.
Mr. Enter: A-a can opener?
Old Man: Yes, a can opener.
Mr. Enter: Is it a secret agent gadget that shoots lasers beams and stops planes and whatever?
Old Man: No, it's a can opener; it opens cans.
Mr. Enter: I hate every part of you!
- GLADIS is given the voice of GLaDOS when she denies the girls access to the WOOHP headquarters.
- In his The Legend of Korra Book 1 review:
- Mr. Enter states that, even though he dislikes both Book 1 and Book 2, he was able to enjoy Book 2 a bit more because of Varrick, saying that, in his own words, he's "the best". Cut to a montage of Varrick saying "Do the thing!".
- Likewise, him calling Meelo (pre-Growing the Beard Meelo, anyway) "the worst", using his "fartbending attack" as an example.
- While he's making a serious point about stereotypes in his "One of the Boys" review, the way M. Enter phrases his issue with the Loud boys' personalities is Actually Pretty Funny."Lincoln doesn't have 10 brothers. He has 10 Lynns."
- The Big Mouth review involves a bunch of TVs that display stills from the show that aren't NSFW and one displaying a chibi version of Mr. Enter.
- Enter recalls the only other instance he's used the "too bad to review" card is with Where the Dead Go to Die. He summarizes it as "a movie that went out of its way to depict every horrific thing you can imagine", displaying a few screencaps from it across a few of his screens to illustrate. One screen in the corner displays Norm of the North while this is happening.
- In his "Top 11 Worst Animation Cliches" two-parter:
- The transition between entries is Max's stammering in front of Roxanne. It's just inherently funny to see at random, for some reason.
- When talking about the Dance Party Ending, he says that any movie that uses it can Shrek'd. He then admits that the reference was painful.
- The Theme Tune Rap segment has the DK Rap playing in the background.
- When discussing that most adult cartoons don't put any effort into the animation, he uses the "Dad Noises" joke from "Seahorse Seashell Party" as an example. By the end of it, Mr. Enter is facepalming and thinking "I fed up with this world!"
- The entry talking about animated parents in general goes on about how the dad is a dumbass and the mom is a nag. He then brings up Beth and Jerry.Mr. Enter: Oh my god, if you hate each other that fucking much, just get a divorce!
Beth: Jerry's going to... spend some time... divorced.
Mr. Enter: Oh wait, they got a divorce; that's a relief.
[cut to the end of the season where they end up back together]
Mr. Enter: Oh my fucking god, how are you two even worse separate!?
- This bit:Mr. Enter: Here's a trivia question: how many main series Disney films exist where both of the parents are alive until the end of the movie? Vote on your smartphones now!
- This bit:
- When discussing the Faux Action Girl trope and the Irony that comes from showing "girl power" in stereotypical ways, Mr. Enter brings up a clip from Sonic Boom, in which Knuckles gives a surprisingly eloquent speech to Amy about feminism. That's already funny by itself, but the added "FUCKING! GENIUS!!!" makes it even better.
- He later goes on to call out Jailbreak specifically for this trope, saying that she can't hack her way out of this one. He's then interrupted by the transition to #3.
- Becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when you realize Jailbreak really can't hack worth beans, as Mr. Enter is very quick to point out in his review of the movie.note
- The #1 Cliche (the Disney Death) is introduced via the "It's time for the moment you've been waiting for!" song.
- In his The Emoji Movie review:
- After his first attempt at renaming the film, this one being "The Meh Movie", he says that the movie's concept could have created a movie worth watching. Cue J Jonah Jameson laughing while Mr. Enter glares and rolls his eyes. Mr. Enter then mentions throughout the video that he is not crazy for having that opinion.
- He calls Smiler "the fucking Walmart logo".
- When saying that some of the jokes are more of advertisements than jokes and showing the scene involving PPAP, he says that "(Google) spent their money on Dropbox being the final destination in a movie aimed at three-year-olds".
- His review of Fame and Misfortune:
- His first FiM in years... is an Animated Atrocity. Several boos are heard, followed by a clip from the SpongeBob movie:Mrs. Puff: We paid nine dollars for this?
Sandy: I paid ten!
- Before that, it shows his first ever review followed by a transition into the present day. The time allotted? 3:00 AM.
- He goes into detail about how he's only seen bits and pieces of seasons 6-7. Taking a page from Chuggaaconroy's book, Mario's "d'oh!" voice clip plays when he says he hasn't seen any of (the then-unreleased) season 8 (which, to be fair, wasn't a false statement).
- When talking about how he doesn't know about Thorax, the video shows the Changeling King with a goofy grin on his face.
- Mr. Enter starts the review with five exclamation points and then immediately takes them all away upon the sight of Toola Roola and Coconut Cream before proceeding to blow the episode up.
- After the song "Flawless" has the ponies state that their flaws are what make you special, Mr. Enter asks about a list of flaws he's had in the past that the ponies supposedly like him for. The last one is the gut-buster:
- At the end of the review, Mr. Enter contemplates whether there could be some merit from the episode aside from its moral. Cut to a scene where Twilight recommends the chapter on "Rainbow Falls"Mr. Enter: Nothing of value can be extracted from "Rainbow Falls"! Negative 12 out of a Cucumber, this is a bad episode! (complete with said cucumber being Larry)
- His first FiM in years... is an Animated Atrocity. Several boos are heard, followed by a clip from the SpongeBob movie:
- Fleabag Monkeyface:
- Right out of the gate, he brings up the "Viewer Discretion is Advised" message before throwing it away and telling the viewers to turn off the video right now.
- The fact that Fleabag Monkeyface is so bad at being a Grossout Show that Fanboy and Chum Chum and Adult Party Cartoon actually look good by comparison.Mr. Enter: Now, that leads us to a very important question: what's worse? The guy who lights your house on fire, or the guy who's too stupid to light your house on fire no matter how hard he tries?
- He's very quick to comment on Dirk's very unfortunate design.
- As if that wasn't enough, his helicopter apparently resembles two different parts of the male body.Edd: That's disturbing.
- He then comments on the idea of putting adult jokes in a show that's very unlikely to have any adults watching it.Mr. Enter: What adult in his right mind would ever watch Fleabag Monkeyface?
Snarky Black Screen: You?
Mr. Enter: I decided to review Fleabag Monkeyface! I am clearly not in my right mind, right now!
- As if that wasn't enough, his helicopter apparently resembles two different parts of the male body.
- "Then we see Dick and his cock watching in on them."
- Comparing Fleabag's voice to an articulate Jar Jar Binks.
- When talking about the two kids responsible for Fleabag's creation:
- His utter bafflement at the prim and proper Smuglies not going through any gross-out shenanigans in the episode. As in, it's Basic Grossout 101.
- The next bit needs to be seen to be believed, but...Mr. Enter: Dick ends up knocking out Fleabag Monkeyface in order to steal his earwax in order to make a giant monster in order to keep his show from tanking because he was running out of topics on said TV show. But in the end, it was all a plan by an evil banana to send two monkeys out into a desert to starve to death.
Walter White: You're goddamn right.
- "Dick's" boss has the same dick-head as his employee, except... badly circumcised.Mr. Enter: Oh my god! *stammering* Like, I-I thought that Dick's design made me cringe, but if you're going to make one of the characters look like a penis, at the very least, like, a-at the very, very least, don't make a clone of that design look like a-a penis th-that was... ugh... like, all I can think of looking at this... poor, unfortunate soul i-i-i-i-is ouch! I, h-h-h-h-he's not in pain, but h-his very existence makes me feel pain. I-I-I think we should get to ending this.
- And then after "Dick" whines about not having his TV show:Mr. Enter: Buddy, you got an evil villain lair and a monster creation device! You don't need a television show! Be happy with what you got, man; you-you got it good! A-A-A-And this is between you and me, but... I-I-I kinda don't think you got the face for television! I-I'm sure that maybe there's someone on the internet who would have a lot of use for you, sir!
- When first showing the movie, he's quick to comment how great the animation looks, favorably saying it looks like live-action. The screen then quickly informs him that it is.
- Mr. Enter wonders if the executives saw something in the movie that he didn't since sometimes you have to make insane decisions if you want a chance at success. After asking how live-action on Cartoon Network starts, it quickly cuts to Jimmy's dad eating cereal and laughing at cartoons, with a foghorn sound playing over it.
- Him saying that Plank, a literal plank of wood, expresses more emotion than Jimmy.
- When he talks about the scene where Jimmy's dad (who's apparently the principal) pretends to be Robin so Jimmy can practice asking her out, he's visibly disturbed. It comes to a head when he draws on his belly and pretends it's her, complete with "Chacarron" playing.
- When Milt Appleday is shown eating paint.Mr. Enter: Well, now I know what inspired this movie, at least.
- "Down in the ice caves, Jimmy finds Sonny, the villain of the movie. You know that he's the villain because he wears a long, dark cape and talks to his sack of money named Mittens. You know, this movie's kinda stupid!"
- His reaction to the scene where Jimmy gets hit by a train, for being bad in all the best possible ways. He even adds a YouTube Poop-like effect directly after it where he takes a cutout of Jimmy flying through space in the wake of the impact while "Shooting Stars" plays.Mr. Enter: *laughing* I'm not even gonna make a joke, here; this scene is enough of a joke in and of itself.
- This bit right after, when the doctors are shown wearing mascot costumes:Mr. Enter: Like, what am I supposed to say to any of this? 'Back in my day, all you needed was a high school degree to get a job! When that didn't make ya special, people started getting college degrees; when that didn't work, people became doctors! And it still only got him a job working as a costume mascot at a dying amusement park!' Actually, considering that that seems to be more and more plausible by the day, I have made myself sad.
- When the surgeon reveals he had Milt Appleday's brain for 30 years, Mr. Enter decides to invoke Reality Ensues:Mr. Enter: Oh my god! Are those maggots?! What the fuck is this?! It looks like a piece of chewed-up taffy riddled with bullet holes! What-what the hell is wrong with you, y-y-y-y-you kept this piece of a dead body in your lunchbox for 30 years and you brought every day to work; what the fuck is wrong with you?! N-No wonder you smell bad every single day; how the fuck are you a doctor?!
- The second time he shows the clip, it shows the Gummi Bears.
- Jimmy's father lets Sonny rent a room because he tried to deceive them.Mr. Enter: That's our father! He's got me wondering why we're all not dead yet. I'm scared; please call the police!
- "Also, Craig does a thing."
- Part 1 ends with Mr. Enter taking a break after witnessing Robin's utter lack of foresight as to why Sonny moved into Jimmy's house. Part 2 begins with him being woken up from a three-week coma by the Old Man.Mr. Enter: You mean to tell me that what I watched wasn't a fever dream.
Old Man: Well, I wouldn't say that, exactly.
Mr. Enter: Get outta my way.
Old Man: Just what do you think you're doing?
Mr. Enter: I'm gonna finish this fight. Okay, where was I?
(The scene of Jimmy and Golly giving Robin bedroom eyes plays up again.)
Mr. Enter: Nope, nope, d-do not remind me!
- Tom Kenny has an acting role in this. And he is awesome.note
- Yet another scene with Mr. Roberts.Mr. Enter: That's my husband! I know they said I couldn't bring mental patients home, but when I looked into his Puppy-Dog Eyes, I just couldn't resist! I had to kidnap him right there and then! Right after he tried to poison me the fifth time, we got married because you can't resist those little quirks! No honey, for the last time, toasters are not bath toys!
- "Anyway, this is Jimmy's secretary. She came in to tell him that Craig did a thing."
- In response to the Idiot Plot, especially Sonny's Complexity Addiction-laden plan to steal Jimmy's brain on live television:Mr. Enter: Muh brain. *stammering* My brain hurts. Sonny, you still want a brain? You could take mine; I don't think I'm going to be needing it for the rest of this movie.
- When Robin points out Sonny's cooler instead of his Obviously Evil appearance:Mr. Enter: A man wearing an ominous cape exits the second floor of Jimmy's house with a bedsheet rope, and the question that you decided to ask is "why do you have a cooler?" I dunno, maybe he's goin' to the beach!
Sonny: What? I mean I'm gonna chop his head off with my train! Ha! Why am I talking?
Robin: So, that's why you've been following Jimmy? To get your father's brain?
Mr. Enter: Noooooooo! He was just following Jimmy because he liked the smell of his cologne! What the fuck have you been smoking?
- Likewise, when Jimmy finally finds out about Sonny's plot:Mr. Enter: And the last horse crosses the finish line!
- Mr. Roberts, once again, proving he's an idiot.Mr. Enter: That's our father! Nearly responsible for two deaths and still doesn't give a shit!
- When Jimmy is magically transformed in a cartoon to save Robin.Mr. Enter: Well, Jimmy's officially succumbed to his insanity. He needed to spend the rest of his life in a mental institution, kept calling everything around him "just a shitty flash cartoon". We tried to tolerate it until he started putting dynamite in the mashed potatoes because he thought it would be funny.
- From his review of Minions:
- "Draw me like one of your French hoses."
- Him referring to the Minions gibberish way of speaking as zaby zooby banana.
- At the beginning of the second half of the review, Mr. Enter calls The Nelsons the best part of the movie, due to them being a family of villains trying to be super-villains, and he wants Pixar to make the concept a plot for one of the The Incredibles movies.
- The in-story suggestion that the Minions would go to Heaven after death seems to drive him to a moment of madness.
- In his review of The Adventures of Kid Danger there's his perplexed reaction to a botched Non Sequitur, *Thud*.Is... is this joke? I don't know. I don't know if this is supposed to be joke.
- For as serious as the subject matter is in Let's Not Be Skeletons, Mr. Enter does come up with the most perfect line to summarize the failure of the allegory.
- The review of Ink Lemonade starts with Mr. Enter walking through the slums as voices ask him about the episode, and he ends up crossing paths with Nosferatu, who jump scares him with it.
- In his Christmas Guy review of Family Guy, Mr. Enter goes to get the DVD and gives us this:Mr. Enter: You do not want to know what I do to DVDs that I don't like.
Mr. Enter: Wait a minute, that's not mac n cheese at all! I have been duped.
- At the end, he attempts to cook macaroni and cheese (AKA The Emoji Movie DVD) on the stove and boils it in a pot of water. Three hours later, it cuts to a plate of potato chips and a half-eaten sandwich.note
- In his review of Norm of the North 2, he threatens to shoot the arctic with a heat ray multiple times. Then his finger slipped and a fire animation is posted over a screenshot of the movie. Followed by exclamations of "My Leg!" and excerpts of "Hellfire" and "Burn" being played.
Mr. Enter: We just got started, and this plot is already on so much thin ice that you'd think I shot it with my heat ray.
- At the end of the review, he states something that makes this movie worse in his eyes than the first one: The movie isn't even over yet, and they're only halfway through at this point. Enter than invites his viewers to join him in Part 2
- Enter's reaction to the film pointing out its own plot hole in part 2 and not even doing anything about said plot hole.
- Also, when he points out how bad the plot is:
- In the Robotboy review, the show is said to be Cartoon Network's answer to My Life as a Teenage Robot. Mr. Enter says he got his hopes up, "But then the G-Man came and threw up all over them." The line turns out to be foreshadowing the character Gus, which he says is the worst child character he's seen in a cartoon.
- Quite a lot in the "Certified Super Sitter" review:
"T. S. Eliot once said that the way the world ends is not with a bang, but a whimper. Not many people actually know this, but he was actually referring to the Fairly OddParents. You see when he was around, Fairly Odd Parents was his world. It was his favorite show. Hed marathon it every day, but he was a wise poet so he could see some things that were happening to it. Okay, so that might not be entirely true. But lets face it, you dont have to be a literary genius to see that Fairly Odd Parents has been on life support for a very long time."
- This dialogue at the beginning:
Mr. Enter: You know, Ill be right back. I need to take a bath. With a toaster.
- His response to Poof's impression of Donald Trump:
- The PSA segment is the icing on the cake.
- In the Cans Without Labels review, he says he's starting to miss Johnny Test's excessive whip-cracks. He is then shown a compilation of over 100 whip-cracks from one episode.Subtitles: Okay! You asked for it!
- Mr. Enter's sarcastic epiphany in the Extra Credits - Political and Hypocritical review:Extra Credits: Media is created by people. People are products of their culture and times, so intentionally or unintentionally, they are going to express their views through the outlets they have.
Mr. Enter: Actually, now that I think about it, it makes a ton of sense. You see, I never really understood Blue (Da Ba Dee) before I actually watched this video. But now that I think about it, it's clearly a political statement on the evils of capitalism, and how even those who succeed in its oppressive systems are still so depressed that they cannot see anything positive in their lives.
- The Anywhere But Here review has a live-action scene of Enter preparing instant ramen after an aged-up Sabrina says she can't cook. On the side of the screen, there is a cookbook with Gordon Ramsay's name crossed out.
Mr. Enter: (amidst an applause) Please don't applaud me, I learned how to do this when I was EIGHT. (applause immediately stops) "Kids can't cook" my ass.
- During said sequence, Mr. Enter briefly lampshades that it's hard to cook ramen while holding a camera.
- At the end of that scene, he tops it off with this:
- From The Lion King (2019), some of the interactions between Mr. Enter and his past selves. In particular, when Teen!John tries to instill a lesson from The Lion King into his adult self, we get this...Mr. Enter: OW! MY CHILDHOOD JUST HIT ME WITH A STICK!
- Earlier, when Kid!John asks his present self who President Trump is, Mr. Enter angrily tells him to never ask that.
- From the Quest for Camelot one, we have Mr. Enter arguing, with the utmost sincerity, that Bladebeak is the most enjoyable character in the film. It should be noted that he gives legitimate reasons, too (he points out that Bladebeak is both consistent and subtle, something that none of the other characters are).
- In Pickle Rick, they do a Spongebob parody that managed to be funnier than the episode itself.
- Even better, this is less than a minute after a backhanded comment about all the memes that Spongebob spawned over the years.
- Mr. Enter sums up his hatred of Beth and Jerry (and their marital drama) as "Fuck them to death". Cue the clip of Mr. Garrison doing that very thing to Canadian Trump.
- When dismissing the speech that the therapist gives Rick in the episode, Mr. Enter sums up the sheer pretension of this moment in one brilliant line.
- In his review of season 5 of Samurai Jack, he points out how adult versions of kid-friendly franchises tend to end in disaster:Mr. Enter: Retooling a kids or family series to be more adult usually results in black hedgehogs wielding guns looking for their damned fourth chaos emeralds.
- All of the "How could this be?!?!" reactions in "Sand Castles in the Sand".
- His declaration that the lifeguard who tells Spongebob and Patrick off is his favorite Spongebob character ever.
- This little bit:Patrick: Hello...and goodbye. *fires a cannonball at SpongeBob's army*
Mr. Enter: Hey! That line is way too awesome to have any right to be in a modern Spongebob episode.
- In his review of "The Best Rainy Day Ever" he says that the strangest part of the episode is when Bubbles and Buttercup are playing what appears to be Pit Fall on the Nintendo 64.
- In the Zatch Bell! review, about Naomi:Mr. Enter: To answer your question, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her face! It's never explained!
- He then goes into detail about anime having a lot of Makes Just as Much Sense in Context moments by showing the first scene from the first episode of Kirby of the Stars.Mr. Enter: Yes, you are seeing a giant octopus on land and eating sheep. And no, context doesn't help, because this is the first scene of the first episode.
- He then goes into detail about anime having a lot of Makes Just as Much Sense in Context moments by showing the first scene from the first episode of Kirby of the Stars.
- Mr. Enter avoids talking about a certain pornographic parody of The Modifyers throughout "3 Stories of What Could Have Been". Cue the captions at the end asking him about it, and then a Flat "What"
- In the end card of the video:
- In his review of "Summerween", he says it's easy to compare episodes of Gravity Falls with episodes of Friendship is Magic "because they tend to do the same plots. Uh, they tend to do the same stories."Explanation
- From his "Land Before Swine" review.Stan: It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious.
Mr. Enter: That sounds like a slogan for an off-brand cereal. "Unlucky Charms! They're potentially delicious!"
- From his Lars and the Cool Kids Review:Sour Cream: Hey man, there's nothing lame about seat-belt safety.
Mr. Enter: WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR, BOAT SMARTS?! Sorry, some unresolved anger there.
- Later in the same review, when the Cool Kids are getting engulfed by the lake moss.Mr. Enter: Now available at your local retailer: Chia Monster! Get them wet, watch them grow like crazy, and then they eat you!
- Later in the same review, when the Cool Kids are getting engulfed by the lake moss.
- His Top 25 Best Opening Themes video features a few funny moments, such as him calling Darkwing Duck's Catchphrase: "Let's get dangerous!" the world's worst pick-up line, attempting to translate the Italian MLP: FIM intro, and recalling the time he broke out singing an excerpt of the Kim Possible theme song on a school bus.
- This excerpt from his God, the Devil and Bob review:
- From It's a SpongeBob Christmas!Mr. Enter: Spongebob eventually finds out that everyone is acting like a horrible jerk. Except Patrick. He's acting normal.
- Beginning of Number 8 of Top 10 Best Samurai Jack episodes
- The disclaimer at the end of his review of "The Shell":You know what. I do own Gumball. I own lots of Gumballs. They cost 25 cents from the machine at Walmart. I've got red ones, and blue ones, and green ones, and ones that lost their flavor. I like to use them to trip over people chasing me down. Now I could say that this is for review purposes, but that would be silly.
- His Admirable Animation review of Foodfight!... the Fairly OddParents episode.
- In his "Dan vs. Canada" review, he repeatedly remarks on how weird the show is and also mentions a couple of times that it aired on the same channel as My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
- His metaphor about why he doesn't really care for Elise. The show is chocolate cheesecake; Elise is gravy; the recipe for the former doesn't call for the latter!
- From Perfect:Teacher: Can you speak correctly?
Mr. Enter: Not since Season 1.
- From Burrito:Mr. Enter: Yes, this show, We Bare Bears, took a guy falling in love with a piece of food and made it heartfelt. How the hell do you do that?
- His Meet the Robinsons review is filled with jokes made by him pointing out how Hilarious in Hindsight some points of the movie are. Specifically;
- Mr. Enter pointing out that the Bowler Hat Guy is a brony because of his binder.
- This exchange when The Bowler Hat Guy convinces Goob to let his hate sink in:Bowler Hat Guy: Heed my words, Goob! Don't let it go!
Mr. Enter: Apparently someone wasn't a fan of Frozen.
- This exchange:Bowler Hat Guy: Oh! I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil!
Mr. Enter (over clips from Breadwinners): You don't know the half of it, buddy!
- Also, this scene:Lewis: Goob, I had no idea!
Bowler Hat Guy: Shut up! And don't call me 'Goob'! How many evil villains do you know who can pull off a name like 'Goob'?
("Jeopardy!" Thinking Music plays as pictures of Frollo, Aku, Mr. Burns, Pyramid Head, Sauron, and Patrick Star are shown.)
Mr. Enter: "Quite a few, actually."
- From his review of "Homer Badman":
- This exchange:
- The ending disclaimer:The Simpsons is owned by Fox, and I swear to God, they're not gonna let you forget it.
- From "Bounty Hamster"
- His outro goes relatively normal, until:Mr. Enter: I am going insane. I wrote like, 20,000 words of a novel in the past two weeks because I'm fucking insane. Goodbye everybody!
- His outro goes relatively normal, until:
- From his review of "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together":
- When describing how the "Bow Chicka Bow Wow" song inspired Disney network executives told the creators of Phineas and Ferb to put a song in every following episode, he mentions that doing something like that is always a risky venture, comparing it to earlier shows that did this. One such example is from Donkey Kong Country, which he satirizes by adding his own mondegreened lyrics to "Pirate's Scorn":When I was a young lad, my father said to me...
Ireland and ear alerts and pirate history
- He also references a song from Class of 3000 which is just the twins playing the piano and saying things like "yeah" and "come on". He admits to liking the show but hating the song, even telling the singers to shut up.
- When describing how the "Bow Chicka Bow Wow" song inspired Disney network executives told the creators of Phineas and Ferb to put a song in every following episode, he mentions that doing something like that is always a risky venture, comparing it to earlier shows that did this. One such example is from Donkey Kong Country, which he satirizes by adding his own mondegreened lyrics to "Pirate's Scorn":
- From KaBlam!, he discusses a Life With Loopy episode where she builds a robot friend... Who proceeds to plan a robot uprising with kitchen appliances. Cue "It's a B-Movie".
- In #53, which was about "The Choices", when Mr. Enter talks about Nicole's vision of everything going "right" for her, we get this:Mr. Enter: She wins the karate tournament, follows her mother's plan, and becomes a dictator that brings on the apocalypse, and gets overthrown rather quickly.
(picture of Lois shows up)
Mr. Enter: Hope you like that glimpse of your future, Lois, because that's probably what you're going to get. And you deserve every single second of it. Actually, that would be a pretty funny continuation of Malcolm in the Middle.
- In #58, he's reviewing Teen Titans Go! To the Movies, of all things. He states that it was better than anyone could've expected it to be, but the funny part comes in when he says that this movie did its climax did The Power of Rock better than The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Cue Mr. Krabs going: "What did you say, you punk?!".
- Enter makes no secret about how much he hates Façade throughout his playthrough of it. After getting the best ending available, his next attempt involves him pretending to try and have a real conversation with Grace and Trip, all while being the Deadpan Snarker he is known to be. For example:Grace: Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.Mr. Enter: Uhh... you used too many jpgs.
- "Dig Dug and Mr. Do!":
- Mr. Enter points out how graphic inflating Dig Dug's enemies would actually be.
- The child-like cadence in his reaction to the last Fygar escaping:Mr. Enter: No~! Why... do you escape?
- The Mr. Do! half of the video has a handful of moments. His reaction to the "Cookie Monsters" after grabbing a cake slice is a good example.
- He sounds incredibly bonkers upon playing Snake because he dislikes how simplistic it is. And he even claims that he lost his sanity."Look at it go! Just look at it go...!""Just beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. (sigh) It's the Snakey-snake! It's the Snakes! I don't even really like snakes, so yeah, it's just the Snakey-snake.""Snaking around the bend.""Snake all day, every day. It's my favorite type of tree."
- From "Episode 62 - Age of Empires II (Part 1)":
Tutorial Narrator: You are close to an English base. Better not knock down this wall until you have an army of at least 12 soldiers.Mr. Enter: I do what I fucking want! I'll take it now! [Moves his Scout Calvary closer to the enemy Palisade Wall.] Don't tempt me! I will do it! I will beat this whole this with ''just'' my Scout Calvary alone! note
- Mr. Enter doing the Foraging part of the Tutorial Campaign twice by accident.
Tutorial Narrator: Now click the Dock and build a Fishing Ship.Mr. Enter: No... Fuck you...
- Mr. Enter saying, "Somebody is playing Dark Souls, yay" rather sarcastically.
- Mr. Enter refusing to build a Fishing Ship during the Battle of Stirling in the Tutorial Campaign while trying to find ways of getting more food. He does admit Fishing Ships are good for getting food in the Dark Ages because they don't cost food.
- Later, Mr. Enter says, "Fuck it, shore. Get it? Shore." and builds two Fishing Ships to gather more food. He chuckles a little at his pun.
Mr. Enter: Then they do that...
- Later, when talking about the food decay of animals, his villagers finish the sheep Mr. Enter assigned for them to gather from. They kill the two remaining sheep and split up into groups.
Mr. Enter: Seven? That's close enough to twelve for me. Go. [Sends his small army to the enemy base.] Make it eight, even though Scout Calvary is shit at fighting. Have fun.
- Waiting, everyone's favorite part of a Real-Time-Strategy game.
- When the narrator tells him that he will need at least 12 soldiers to raid the enemy in the Battle of Stirling campaign, Mr. Enter questions him on how he would know that.
- Later when Mr. Enter has 7 Men-at-Arms with the Forging and armor upgrades...
- When he has two soldiers left, he makes a ton of Men-at-Arms.
Mr. Enter: Oh my God... You actually built the Siege Workshop... Why would you do that?!
- Mr. Enter recalling a time when a host forgot to change the victory conditions in a Death Match. This resulted in Mr. Enter building a Wonder as soon as the game loaded up.
- Mr. Enter shares some of the achievements that got removed because they were "too extreme."
- "You have created 1000 castles. Castle. 650 stone. There's usually less than 10,000 stone on any given map."
- "Play any civilization 1000 times and you need to beat every civilization 1000 times as well."
- Apparently, there were achievements that went up to ''10,000''. Mr. Enter chuckles as he says "Maybe that was a little too much."
- In the Fredrick Barbarossa campaign, Mr. Enter mocks Swabia from time to time.
- Most notably when he catches Swabia, having previously destroyed Swabia's Town Center, building a Siege Workshop. He notes that you want to build a Town Center as soon as possible, not a Siege Workshop. He later builds a Town Center where the Siege Workshop was built.
- From his update video:Mr. Enter: .....Well, sometimes I get really interesting questions, like someone repeatedly asking me to say ("N***" pops up on screen) in my videos!
- From his playthrough of Epic! The Humorous RPG, there's his reaction to the attack noise of the slime creatures:Mr. Enter: Did that thing just fart on me?
(the slime creature attacks his character, with a farting noise)
Mr. Enter: It did! It farted on me!
- Then there's something he isn't so proud of... note Gallas: What are you doing here?
Old Man: Masturbating...
[Mr. Enter snickers.]
Gallas: Um... Okay then... Can you do that somewhere else?
[Mr. Enter continues to try not to burst out laughing.]
Old Man: No.
Gallas: Well, will you be done soon?
Old Man: No. Now go away! I'm winning.
Mr. Enter: Uhhhhh... Le-let's just... Uhh... Leave him be... Uhh... For once I can't yell at the writer for doing something stupid... Well, I could, but... Ehhh...
- Then there's something he isn't so proud of... note
- When discussing "Stimpy's Fan Club" in his "Top 25 Most Disturbing Episodes of Kids' Cartoons" video:Ren: (to Stimpy; near tears) Everybody loves you! People always love the stupid one! But nobody ever loves the jerk!
(cut to a clip from "Pat No Pay")
Mr. Enter: PARADOX! PARADOX! PARADOX!
- Later on, when confirming that "King Ramses' Curse" is not on the list:King Ramses: Return the slab... Or suffer my curse...
Mr. Enter: Sorry dude, you lose again. I'm not going with you.
King Ramses: Awwww, come on...
- Later on, when confirming that "King Ramses' Curse" is not on the list:
- His response to a Tumblr user asking him for his opinion on The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water... which wasn't even out yet:"Id love to give you guys my opinion, but unfortunately time machines are out of my price range right now"
- He also gave an epic burn to another user on Tumblr:Anonymous: If you don't like Spongebob, then don't watch it
Mr. Enter: If you don't like my video of me complaining about Spongebob, then don't watch it
- And this response to a Tumblr user telling him to commit sudoku:Anonymous: Your voice is annoying and your editing is garbage. Commit sudoku.
Mr. Enter: (image of sudoku puzzle) It didnt help. My voice is still annoying and my editing is still crap.
- He also gave an epic burn to another user on Tumblr:
- In this DeviantArt journal entry, Mr. Enter lists his 20 least favorite Pokémon. Here's his entry for his #13 pick, Amoongus:
- From the same article, his reason for entry # 2, the Patrat line:
- At the very end of "Top 11 Reviews I Will Never Do":Announcer: The Problem Solverz: new series premieres starting Mondays in April.
Mr. Enter: HOLY FUCK!!!
- His reason for not reviewing Uncle Grandpa: it confuses him into not having a reaction.
- This running gag in his Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure playthrough:Sissy: It's a coconut!
Mr. Enter: I know it's a coconut!
- After the Viacom fiasco, the places in the end cards where he'd usually put disclaimers about Fair Use instead snark about how that doesn't even make a difference.(At the end of Herpe the Love Sore) This video was made for review purposes and falls under Fair Use. It is not meant to be a substitute for the animation in question in any way, but no one gives a crab. I could say that I own the moon and this disclaimer would have just as much merit.
(At the end of Lawnmower Dogs) This video was made for review purposes. If this statement is relevant to you, I know for certain that you don't give a shit.
(At the end of The Shell) You know what I do own Gumball. I own lots of Gumballs. They cost 25 cents from the machine at Wal-mart. I've got red ones, and blue ones, and green ones, and ones that lost their flavor. I like to use them to trip over people chasing me down. Now I could say that this is for review purposes, but that would be silly.
(At the end of his re-review of The Splinter) Spongebob is owned by Viacom, and as we all know Viacom is owned by the great peanut butter sandwich in the sky. If you defy this peanut butter sandwich it will eclipse the sun and rain down its anger. The streets will be filled with a sweet sticky mess and there will be much turmoil as people run for their lives. Maybe. It's just a theory.
(At the end of his Food Fight review) The Fairly OddParents is owned by the orange Pegasus outside the bowling alley selling cups, plates, and other cooking utensils. That's what he told me anyway, and I've never met an orange Pegasus that's lied to me, so there's no reason for me not to believe him.
(At the end of his re-review of One Coarse Meal) Viacom. Bleh.
(At the end of his review of There's No Business Like Monkey Business): Rocket Monkeys is owned by several parts of a dead sea anemone.
(At the end of his review of King Star King) King Star King is owned by mutant aliens that want to take over Earth. If someone who isn't Turner Broadcasting/Cartoon Network tries to copyright claim this video I am going to immediately assume that it's an admission that they are, in fact, mutant aliens that want to take over Earth.
(At the end of his review of "Painbow") The Powerpuff Girls is owned by whatever Cartoon Network thinks will make it the most money. Not on ad revenue, or the show's merits itself, but whatever toys it can sell.
- First Impressions - The Cutie MapCommunism.
- In his Top 10 Worst Cartoons of the 2000s, after saying Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue! has the worst theme song he's ever heard:Singer: I'm gonna sing this song. All! Day! Long!
Mr. Enter: If you do, I will shoot you! In! The! Face!
- Enter dubbing Drawn Together audio over Friendship Is Magic and The Powerpuff Girls.
- Enter making a Totally Radical speech as a Take That! to Da Boom Crew.Mr. Enter: Yo, you better get outta my house before I Jackie Chan your ass and make you Adam Sandler this place! And you think that's better, I'll Sean Connery your house and Charlie Sheen it up! Does that sound incomprehensible? That's because it fucking is.
- There's also the ending disclaimer:The 2000's is owned by Morgan Freeman
- In his DeviantArt journal entry about the Judge Rotenberg Center, he recalls that he found out about it after someone posted a comment on his Autism Speaks video telling him not to research it."Hey, when I said don't watch Where the Dead Go to Die, you guys didn't listen, so we're even now."
- 10 Things I'd Review if I did Live-Action. Number 1 is "I needed more than 10 numbers for this list."
- He also put Unfriended at Number 3. The reason? "Dis stupid. Dis movie stupid."
- The English Language is Weird is a hilarious commentary on how screwed up the English language is. With a bit of rewording, it can almost be a stand-up routine.
- "But if you're wondering why everyone on the internet has shitty grammar... it's because grammar is shit."
- Horse, a random Vlog Mr. Enter did out of boredom that's a recreation of an attempt to steal a horse in Oblivion. Seconds after he dismounts, the horse rears up and starts chasing him. The whole 7-minute video is just him trying to flee.Mr. Enter: (Upon seeing the stolen horse rear up) I have MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!
- In a similar vein, his follow-up entitled Flight.
- Viacom Sues Life
- At the end of his video about Privacy and Exposure:Mr. Enter: Also, h3h3 is being sued for copyright infringement, in a case that could have ripple effects all over YouTube, and it's really, really going to court, world sucks, ok, bye!
- From "Further Thoughts on The Goode Family""Trigger Warning: This video contains a trigger warning.
- His now-deleted Notebook on an episode of The Nutshack:Show: It's the Nutshack.
Episode #: It's the Nutshack.
Year: It's the Nut Hack.
- He also made a (now-deleted) follow-up post about the exact time he uploaded the episode (It was at 4:20 a.m.).
- His now-deleted Notebook on the Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa:Chief Complaints: dshdshds dbdds csddhsddehd dfjdshfsehfsehdfhsdfg dfdsfesfewfsddfaser fggdrfsefwrfsfsdgrgsd drfdsfhdsfg Christmas!
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- His consideration to review the horrible adaptation of Alice in Wonderland, in which he (accidentally?) drops the DVD 20 seconds in as his hands tremble intensely.
- Though Need To Talk is rather depressing, it does have this one amusing line:Mr. Enter: And maybe that makes you laugh, maybe that makes you smile, maybe you're an asshole. I don't know you.
- Mac and Cheese, a lovely prelude to the review of The Emoji Movie.
- The video where he talks about his cyberstalker is for the most part just creepy and disgusting. However, he says this after she accuses him of faking his asexuality:Mr. Enter: Maybe you're right, maybe I'm not asexual after all, I think you convinced me. My sexuality is anyone but you!
- In his Nick-O-Rama video on Rugrats, Mr. Enter admits that he initially thought the child psychologist's name being Dr. Lipschitz was supposed to be a joke. He thought it would make sense to keep calling him "Lip Shits", citing that "Everything the doctor says is patently bullshit."Mr. Enter:" Dr. Lipschitz has a lot of, "lip shits" let's just say.
- In his Nick-O-Rama video on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he complains that their version of April O'Neil looks absolutely nothing like her predecessors, thinking that the only requirement to be April O'Neil is wearing yellow.Mr. Enter: (shows a picture of the Man with a yellow hat) "Hey look everyone, it's April O'Neil!"
- In his Top 10 Worst Cartoons of the 2010s video, he compares Quagmire's speech about domestic violence to Ted Bundy giving you a lecture on table manners.
- Cooking with Carl. It starts with an unexpected Plot Twist and plunges into Black Comedy.
- Now we have a sequel.