Garbage Pail Kids (Franchise)

(We care a lot!) About the Garbage Pail Kids, 'cause they never lie

—Faith No More, "We Care a Lot"

Garbage Pail Kids is a trading card series by Topps. The characters in the franchise resembled the Cabbage Patch Kids with variable humour and gross levels. Art Spiegelman, Topps consultant and Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist, came up with the product idea after the success of his earlier creations, Garbage Candy and Wacky Packages. The concept originally began as an unreleased Wacky Packages title, but the management at Topps thought it would be a good idea for a separate spin-off series. Spiegelman and fellow cartoonist Mark Newgarden worked together as the editors and art directors of the project, Len Brown was the manager, and the first series of the cards was drawn exclusively by artist John Pound, released in 1985. Several additional artists and writers were brought in to contribute to the series, including Jay Lynch, Tom Bunk, and James Warhola, among others.

It received a movie adaptation in 1987 that was a colossal bomb. A 13-episode animated series produced the same year was never aired, but did see a DVD release in 2006.

An animated revival was announced for HBO Max in 2021. Hopefully, it has better luck than the 1987 show.

Garbage Pail Kids has provided the name for:

Garbage Post Kid

Garbage Pail Kids features some gross examples of:

Alien Autopsy: Alien Ian/Outerspace Chase's Where Are They Now? card shows him being strapped to a table and dissected.
Alliterative Name: Most of them, including obvious such as Lizard Liz.
All Just A Nightmare: A few characters fit this.
Amazing Technicolor Population: Some characters have abnormal skin colors. Wretchen Gretchen/Ill Jill is this trope taken Up to Eleven.
American Gothic Couple: Barnyard Barney/Dick Hick. The pitchfork has a dog impaled on it.

Amusing Injuries: A lot of characters are shown being subjected to slapstick injuries, such as Hurt Curt/Pat Splat wiping out on a skateboard.
Animate Inanimate Objects: Some characters are like that. Some examples include Smelly Kelly/Doug Plug (an anthropomorphic fire hydrant), Noel Bowl/Pete Seat (an anthropomorphic toilet), and Willie Wipe-Out/Spencer Dispenser (anthropomorphic toilet paper).
Animated Adaptation: The Garbage Pail Kids Cartoon, which never aired in the United States because of parental complaints.
Animated Tattoo: Drew Tattoo/Marked Mark is horrified that the snake tattoo on his chest is coming to life.
Animorphism: Sort of. Some characters like Ali Gator/Marshy Marshall are kids with animal heads, while others like Mark Bark/Kennel Kenny are just straight up animals.
An Arm and a Leg: Quite a few cards depict kids being dismembered.
Artifact Title: Zig-zagged. The main gimmick of the Garbage Pail Kids trading cards were that they were unusual, grotesque, gross, and/or comedic characters that happened to look like Cabbage Patch Kids dolls, the name of the series itself being a take-off of Cabbage Patch Kids. A lawsuit from Xavier Roberts forced Topps to redesign the characters so that, starting with the 10th series, they wouldn't look like Cabbage Patch Kids anymore, and the Kids still looked nothing like Cabbage Patch dolls in the All-New Series revival run from the mid-2000's. However, the Brand New Series starting in 2012 has the Kids back to looking like Cabbage Patch Kids.
Art Shift: The lawsuit resulted in the Kids being rendered with narrower heads, bigger noses, and more prominent teeth to make them look less like the toys they were parodying. By the 2010s series, the old style returned.
Ash Face
Ass in a Lion Skin: Sheepish Seth/Wade Wolf is a wolf poorly disguising himself as a generic Garbage Pail Kid.
Autocannibalism: Cannibal Stu/Brewin' Bruno is cooking himself in a pot.
Bad Santa: Chris Mess/Sandy Clod is a mugger in a Santa suit, while Sani Klaus/Sick Nick is shown dumping trash down someone's chimney.
Beatnik: Hip Kip/Walt Witless is a beatnik.
Bedsheet Ghost: Boo Bradley/Pete Sheet can be shown with a white bedsheet with pee stains all over it over his head with eyeholes cut out.
Belly Mouth: Tongue In Chico/Nick Lick has a mouth on his stomach with a huge tongue.
Big Eater: Slobby Robbie/Fat Matt and Broad Maud/Large Marge.
Bizarre Alien Biology
Bizarre Human Biology: Assuming the Kids are humans (they aren't).
Black Comedy: Many of the cards depict children being killed, mutilated, or close to being killed or mutilated. The sheer absurdity of the situations are what makes it so funny.
Blinding Bangs: The joke of Can't Sia/Fallin' Furler is that she can't see because of her hair covering her eyes, making this a somewhat literal example of the trope.
Bloodier and Gorier: The All-New Series is a lot gorier than the Original Series.
Bloody Hilarious: Some cards can be pretty gory.
Body Horror: A lot of cards feature characters with disturbing anatomical abnormalities or having sickening mutilations done on their body parts.
Brown Note: Deaf Geoff/Audio Augie and Cracked Crystal/Shrill Jill.
Bubblegum Popping: Joe Blow/Rod Wad and Bazooka Joanne/Bubbly Babs.
Cake Toppers: Piece O' Lisa/Wedding Bella.
The Can Kicked Him
Captain Ersatz/Expy: Quite a lot of Garbage Pail Kids are based on famous fictional characters.
Chalk Outline: Chalk Linus/Crime Scene Dean is the chalk outline of a boy that somehow also outlines his fart.
Child Prodigy: Brainy Janie/Jenny Genius is a little girl with an oversized cranium and is shown using a computer with a blackboard full of equations in the background.
Conjoined Twins: There are several Garbage Pail Kids that consist of conjoined twins.
- Double Heather/Schizo Fran/Fran Fran is a girl with two heads that don't get along.
- Upside Donna/Two-Fer Juan depicts two babies joined at the tops of each other's heads.
- Duped David/Twice Bryce depicts a boy on clean-up duty watching as his conjoined brother vomits.
Covered in Kisses: Nicky Hickey/Hank. E. Panky is wiping kissing marks off his face in disgust.
Cyclops: Sy Clops/One-Eyed Jack is a giant with one eye in the center of his forehead.
Defeat by Modesty: See More Seymour/Coy Roy.
Delivery Stork: Bratty Maddy/Dirty Birdie eats the leg off of the stork carrying them.
Dem Bones: Bony Joanie/Thin Lynn and Grim Jim/Beth Death, among others, are living skeletons.
Desert Skull: Baked Jake/Dry Guy.
Dirty Kid: Herman Hormone/Turned-On Ron is reading a skin magazine.
Disco Dan: Stan Alive.
Dissonant Serenity: Some characters smile at you while meeting some horrible demise. Guillo Tina/Cindy Lopper is a prime example as she's smiling at the viewer while at the guillotine.
Duality Motif: A favorite of the series. Notable cards include Split Kit/Mixed-Up Mitch (a normal kid on one half and a nasty punk on the other side) and Half-Nelson/Glandular Angela (male and female).
Early Installment Character Design Difference: The OS Series 1 Kids have a slightly more cartoony, slightly less CPK look to them.
Eaten Alive: Sometimes the Kid gets eaten, other times it's the Kid itself who's doing the eating.
Eenie, Meenie, Miny Moai: Idol Ira/Ken Tiki.^note
Enfant Terrible: Many of the Kids are shown doing downright cruel things.
Everything's Better with Monkeys: Kim Kong/Anna Banana is a monkey.
Extra Eyes: Starin' Darren/Peepin' Tom has eyes all over his body.
Eyes Do Not Belong There: The aforementioned Starrin' Darren/Peepin' Tom has eyes all over his body.
Eye Poke: Sammy Stooge/Triple Ted.
- Three Stooges Shout-Out
Eye Scream: It would take a whole page to list every card that depicts ocular mutilation or a character being injured in the eyes.
Facial Horror: Mugged Marcus/Kayo'd Cody is a good example of this, his face being battered to a gruesome degree.
Fartillery
Fat Slob: Slobby Robbie/Fat Matt, Broad Maud/Large Marge, Lost In Austin/Fat Chance...
Fingerless Gloves: Cleaved Steve/Tandem Randy and Roller Debbie/Skate Kate.
Fingore
Fire-Breathing Diner: James Flames/Burnin' Vernon.
Four-Fingered Hands: The number of fingers on the Kids' hands went down from five to four due to Topps losing the lawsuit with Original Appalachian Works. This was kept from OS 10 to some of the Flashback series' Where Are They Now? cards.
Frankenstein's Monster: Frank N. Stein/Undead Jed.
Gag Boobs: Puffy Buffy/Busty Dusty is a small baby with big breasts. Yes, this is a real card.
Gasshole
Ghostinthe Machine: Eyeball Ivan/Re Tina.
Gender-Blender Name: Some characters with ambiguous gender will have male and female names, especially baby Kids in the All-New Series.
Girlish Pigtails
Gorn: In a fantasized sense, so it looks less bloody.
- Played much more straight in the All-New Series, and to a lesser degree in the series that follow.
Grave Humor: Ashley to Ashes/Dustin to Dust.
Greaser Delinquent: Greaser Greg/Chris Hiss is a greaser punk.
Grim Reaper: Grim Jim/Beth Death is a Garbage Pail Kid of the Grim Reaper.
Groin Attack: Door Knox/Knocked Nolan.
Gross-Out Show
Gross-Up Close-Up: Starting with the 2nd OS series, cards like Ghastly Ashley/Acne Amy, which focus on the character's face and are typically much more detailed.
Grotesque Cute
Gun Nut: Mean Gene/Joltin' Joel and Warrin' Warren/Brett Vet are psychos armed to the teeth.
Hairy Girl: Armpit Britt/Shaggy Aggie.
Hand Puppet: Chopped Susie/Shana Saw, using a chainsaw to cut herself free...Hand and all.
A Head at Each End: Poop Head Paul/Turd Face Trace... sort of.
Healing Factor: Seen in the animations of the website's interactive "street" during the ANS era.
Hell-Bent for Leather: Leather Heather/Chained Shane.
High-Pressure Blood
Hoist by His Own Petard
Hollywood Nerd: Nat Nerd/Clark Can't.
Human Knot: Often done with tongues.
Human Pincushion: The Kid on the "Have A Nice Day" poster.
Humongous Mecha: Hot-Headed Harvey/Roy Bot, and no wonder - he's based on a Macross mech.
I Love Nuclear Power: Adam Bomb/Blasted Billy presses the Big Red Button and a mushroom cloud pops out from the top of his head^note, so does his Spear Counterpart Ada Bomb/Blasted Betty.
Inept Mage: Misfired Merlin/Spell Castor.
In One Ear, Out the Other: Waxy Wendy/Cute Tippi.
Jumping Out of a Cake: Adam Bomb/Blasted Billy does this on his All-New Series card.
Kaiju: Parodied with Charred Chad/Fryin' Ryan as well as Hugh Mungous/King-Size Kevin.
Kids Are Cruel
Literally Shattered Lives
Lizard Folk: Ali Gator, Firey Francis, and Reptilian Killian.
Loads and Loads of Characters
Long-Runners: 30 years, albeit with a 15 year gap through the late 80s to the early 00s.
Losing Your Head/Off with His Head!: Some characters are headless, such as Basket Casey/Dribblin' Derek.
Lucky Rabbit's Foot: Footloose Fred/Lucky Lew.
Ludicrous Gibs
Made of Plasticine
Mad Scientist: Mad Max/Brainy Brian.
Making a Splash: Smelly Kelly/Doug Plug in Brand New Series 2.
Mall Santa: Chris Mess/Sandy Clod's Where Are They Now?
Man-Eating Plant: Juicy Jessica/Green Dean.
Medium Awareness: Hector Collector/G.P. Kay is peeling off his own sticker.
Mess on a Plate: Yicchy Mickey/Barfin' Bart.
Mirror-Cracking Ugly: Creepy Carol/Scary Carrie.
Mix-and-Match Critters
Mona Lisa Smile: Phony Lisa/Mona Loser.
Mouse Trap: Matt Rat/Rachel Rodent gets caught in one.
The Movie: A particularly infamous one.
My Little Phony: Brony Tony/Horse De Paul, My Little Polly/Elma's Glue.
Mundane Made Awesome
New-Age Retro Hippie: Blake Flake/Hippie Skippy.
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
No Celebrities Were Harmed: At time there are even celebrity-based sets.
No-Neck Chump: Few, if any, GPK have necks.
Nose Nuggets
Notzilla: Fryin' Ryan/Charred Chad.
Nose Shove: Most, if not all cases have the object actually penetrate through their heads.
- Drillin' Dylan/Explorin' Norman with his entire finger.
- Trim Jim/Groomin' Truman^note with a pair of scissors.
One Steve Limit: Averted.
Only Six Faces: Make that about one.
Of Corset Hurts: Fatty Maddie/Cora Corset.
Orifice Invasion
Our Angels Are Different: Fallen Angel/Airsick Ariel.
Our Centaurs Are Different: Horsey Henry/Galloping Glen.
Our Demons Are Different: Hot Scott/Luke Warm and Moe Angel/Turned Lief.
Our Dragons Are Different: Firey Francis/Reptilian Killian.
Our Fairies Are Different: Fairy Mary/Stinker Belle and Tooth Mary/Fiona Fairy.
Our Gargoyles Rock: Gary Goyle.
Our Mermaids Are Different: Smelly Sally/Fishy Phyllis and Fried Freida/Fishy Florence.
Our Vampires Are Different: Nasty Nick/Evil Eddie, Van Pire/Bud Sucker, and Sun Bernie.
Our Werewolves Are Different: Eerie Eric/Berserk Kirk.
Our Zombies Are Different: Jay Decay/Dead Ted.
Overdrawn at the Blood Bank: Bloody Mary/Donna Donor.
Personal Raincloud: Gloomy Gus/Sad Seth.
Pirate: Jolly Roger/Pegleg Peter, Peg Leg Greg/Justin Timber Leg, and Barnacle Bob/Crusty Rusty.
Playboy Bunny: Bonnie Bunny/Pourin' Lauren.
Playing with Fire: Mostly parodied.
Potty Emergency: Locked Dorian/Sidney Kidney.
Potty Failure: Some cards feature Kids wetting or soiling themselves.
Pulling Themselves Together: Fred Thread/Repaired Rex.
Punny Name: Two or three per every single character. Most of these are visually meaningful.
Reference Overdosed: Themed series such as "Oh the Horror-ible" will have plenty of them.
Retcon: Several cards' names were changed in later runs of the same series for some reason or another. Schizo Fran was renamed to Fran Fran due to "schizo" being considered offensive, although later appearances occasionally still used Schizo Fran. OS 4 had four names changed out of fear of potential legal action. ^note
Putting the Pee in Pool: Wet Whit/Wee-Wee Willie.
Road Apples
Rockers Smash Guitars: Heavy Meryl/One-Night Stan and Pained Pete/Smashing Smith.
Rubber Face: Patty Putty/Muggin' Megan.
Rugged Scar
Rule of Funny
Satire/Parody/Pastiche: Mostly of Cabbage Patch Kids... plus everything else like televisions shows, video games, celebrities, etc.
The Scream: Parodied with Screaming Stuart/Terrified Terence.
Series Mascot: Adam Bomb/Blasted Billy, to the point that he was on the wrapper for the first five series.
She Is All Grown Up: The "Where Are They Now?" Ghastly Ashley/Acne Amy from FB2. Me-ow.
Shell Game: Shel Game/3-Card Monte.
She's Got Legs: Parodied with Leggy Lauren/Victoria's Secret.
Shock and Awe
Shout-Out:
- Many cards reference Bazooka gum, Topps' own brand. There's also Joe Blow/Rod Wad, based on the Bazooka Joe mascot (and wearing a Bazooka Joe shirt).
- Cootie Cody/Buggin' Brandon of ANS1^note is based on the "Trilobyte Terror" card of another Topps series, 1988's Dinosaurs Attack!
Sigil Spam: The "GPK" abbreviation appears on a lot of cards.
Slime Girl: Jenny Jelly/Sara Slime.
Snowlems: Meltin' Elton/Ig Lou/Crystal Gale is a sentient snowman trying to warm himself by a fire.
Squashed Flat: Run Down Rhoda/Flat Pat.
Symbol Swearing: Fowl Raoul/Mack Quack, as a parody of Donald Duck.
Staring Kid: Claire Stare/Bloodshot Scott.
Sticky Situation: Glooey Gabe/Sticky Rick.
Sweet Tooth: Junkfood John/Jay Decay is surrounded by sweets.
Tear Off Your Face
Toilet Humour
Tongue on the Flagpole: Ice Cole/Stuck Buck.
Tongue Trauma
Too Many Mouths: Mickey Mouths/Oral Laurel.
The Tooth Hurts
Two-Faced: Split Kit/Mixed-Up Mitch.
Ugly Cute: John Pound meant for the characters to be disgusting but cute, since he had to be looking at them a lot while painting them.
Uncle Sam Wants You: Snooty Sam/U.S. Arnie.
Undignified Death
Up to Eleven: Most characters do this.
Urine Trouble: Smelly Kelly/Doug Plug is a sentient fire hydrant expressing shock at a dog coming toward their way.
Vomit Chain Reaction: Repeatin' Pete/Round Robyns even features a yin-yang vomit forever vomiting itself!
Vomit Indiscretion Shot
Vulgar Humor
"Where Are They Now?" Epilogue: Sort of done with the Where Are They Now? sub-set of the Flashback series, which depicts the current whereabouts and adult lives of several of the original Garbage Pail Kids. One example is Adam Bomb/Blasted Billy, who is shown to have married and had a lot of children with Ada Bomb/Blasted Betty.
Wholesome Crossdresser: Swell Mel/Dressy Jesse and Rock E. Horror/Marty Gras.
Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Parodied with Reptillian Lillian/Jay Prey.
Wicked Witch: Weird Wendy/Haggy Maggie, although she falls fairly close to Cute Witch as well.
William Telling: Split Cord/William Won't Tell, split in half by the arrow and shown to have wood-patterned innards.
Your Head Asplode: Newly Dead Ed/Dyna Mike explodes his own head.